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YOU SURE WE'RE DOING
THE RIGHT THING HERE?
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MM-HMM. I KNOW IT'S SCARY,
BUT STAY STRONG.
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TRUST ME, EVERYTHING'S GONNA
TURN OUT GREAT.
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WELL, I'M GOING AWAY FOREVER.
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WHAT'S IN THE BAG, SWEETIE?
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EVERYTHING I NEED
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE...
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MOSTLY LIP GLOSS AND A PILLOW.
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SWEETHEART, YOU--YOU SURE
YOU WANT TO GO?
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CAN I EAT COOKIES
BEFORE DINNER?
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MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE
A HALF--NO.
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CAN I STAY UP PAST 8:00?
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WELL, MAYBE EIGHT O'--NO.
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CAN I EAT MY LIP GLOSS?
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I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU COULD EAT LIP GLOSS,
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BUT I'M GUESSING, "NO."
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THEN WE'RE DONE HERE.
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DID YOU NOT SEE ME RUNNING
AFTER THE CAR, YELLING,
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"PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME"?
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JOE, WE ALREADY TALKED
ABOUT THIS.
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IT'S NOT COOL TO PICK UP
MY LITTLE BROTHER
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IN FRONT OF SCHOOL.
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I HAVE A REP TO KEEP UP.
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YOUR REP?
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I JUST RAN SCREAMING,
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"PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME,"
AFTER A CAR
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WITH A LICENSE PLATE
THAT READS "SUPER QT."
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I CANNOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR
WHAT'S ON DAD'S LICENSE PLATE.
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OKAY, THIS IS ME LEAVING.
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OKAY, WE UNDERSTAND.
RIGHT, DAVID?
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YEAH, HANG ON.
[grunts]
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LISTEN, SWEETHEART,
WE LOVE YOU,
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BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA STAY
IN THIS HOUSE,
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YOU HAVE TO LIVE
BY YOUR MOTHER'S RULES.
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YOU HAVE TO LIVE BY OUR RULES.
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YOU KNOW I'M SIX, RIGHT?
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HEY, IS SHE GONNA BE OKAY?
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SHE'S GOING OVER TO MARCUS
AND ALICIA'S HOUSE.
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SWEETIE, HONEY, THIS ISN'T
THE FIRST TIME SHE'S DONE THIS.
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OH, WAIT, WAIT.
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SHE'S STOPPING,
AND SHE'S SITTING DOWN, HONEY.
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MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
- AND NOW SHE'S TURNING BACK.
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NO, SHE'S POPPING OPEN
A LIP GLOSS
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AND CHOWING DOWN ON IT.
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OH, NOPE.
NOPE, SHE'S UP AND GOING AGAIN.
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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I MISS HER ALREADY, AMY.
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LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL
SHE COLORS LATELY.
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SHE STAYS IN THE LINES.
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SHE'S GOT LITTLE HEARTS
AROUND MY NAME.
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AH, I'VE BEEN LOOKING
EVERYWHERE FOR THAT.
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[laughing]
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THANKS. YEAH.
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DAVID, SHE'S GONNA BE FINE.
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AMY, THIS GOES
AGAINST EVERYTHING I BELIEVE IN.
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WHAT'S MY NUMBER-ONE PRIORITY?
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- NEVER SEND A BAD SELFIE?
- NO.
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NO, MY OTHER
NUMBER-ONE PRIORITY.
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KEEP THE KIDS SAFE.
- THE KIDS SAFE.
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WELL, FOLLOWING RULES
IS WHAT KEEPS KIDS SAFE.
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AS SOON AS SHE REALIZES IT,
SHE'LL COME BACK.
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[knock at door]
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OH. HEY.
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HEY, YOU KNOW YOUR CHILD
RAN AWAY TO OUR HOUSE?
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- YEAH.
- MM-HMM.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR TAKING HER IN, ALICIA.
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IT'S ALL GOOD.
HOW DO YOU WANT US TO HANDLE IT?
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SHE READY TO COME BACK YET?
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EXCUSE ME,
NEW, BETTER FAMILY...
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WHEN WE GET BACK,
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LET'S HAVE
A CARTOONS COOKIE PARTY.
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DOESN'T SEEM READY.
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- SHE'S REALLY PLAYING HARDBALL.
- OKAY, YEAH, YEAH.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THIS
REMINDS ME OF, MARCUS?
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REMEMBER THE NETWORK FORCED US
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TO PUT A MONKEY IN
AS A NEW CHARACTER?
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REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
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YEP, MR. BOBO GOT NOMINATED
FOR AN EMMY.
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RIGHT. WE ARE NOT GONNA
CAVE IN THIS TIME.
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WE'RE GONNA GET TOUGH.
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SHE WANTS TO PLAY HARDBALL,
WE'RE GONNA PLAY HARDER-BALL.
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WE'RE GONNA GET TOUGH. WE'RE
GONNA BE COLD AND HEARTLESS.
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WE'RE GONNA DO THIS
THE AMY WAY.
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THAT'S MY WAY?
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IT'S NAMED AFTER YOU.
IT MUST BE.
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ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE OKAY WATCHING HER?
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OKAY? LOOK, I MISS HAVING
A LITTLE ONE AROUND.
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IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE,
RIGHT, MARCUS?
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HEY, YOU KNOW IT!
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AND, YOU KNOW,
WITH MARY AWAY AT SCHOOL,
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YOU KNOW, MARCUS AND I
WERE ACTUALLY THINKING
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ABOUT HAVING ANOTHER BABY.
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RIGHT, MARCUS?
- [laughs]
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YOU KNOW IT!
WHOO!
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AND MARCUS AGREES, YOU KNOW,
IT'LL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR US.
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SO, COME ON, BABY.
- HEY.
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- WE'RE SO EXCITED.
- WHOO! YOU KNOW IT.
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[sighs] I DIDN'T THINK IT
WOULD BE SO TOUGH,
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BUT IT'S HARD
TO HAVE JANIE AWAY.
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YEAH, I MISS HER TOO.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
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- HUH?
- WE'RE FREE.
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HERE'S TO A NIGHT
WITHOUT OUR KIDS.
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MM. IT DOES
SOUND LIKE HEAVEN.
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- HEY.
- WE'RE HERE.
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YOU--YOU KNOW, LISTEN, LET'S
MAKE THE BEST OF THIS, OKAY?
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JANIE'S NOT HERE.
WE CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING.
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ANYTHING.
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OH, I GOT A NEW BIG BUDDY
AT SCHOOL TODAY.
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DAVID, THAT'S THE PROGRAM
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WHERE THE SENIORS SHOW YOU
THE ROPES IN, UH, HIGH SCHOOL.
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CARSON AND I HAVE LUNCH
TOGETHER EVERY DAY
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FOR THE NEXT WEEK.
- OH.
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CARSON CASTLE? {\an8}
THE CARSON CASTLE?
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YEAH. WE'VE HAD A LOT
OF COOL TALKS,
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AND I'VE REALLY GOTTEN
TO KNOW HIM.
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WELL, TELL ME ABOUT HIM.
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I MEAN, LIKE,
WHAT THINGS DOES HE LIKE?
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UM, OH, WELL, HE'S CRAZY
ABOUT TRIPLE BLACKTOWER BURGERS.
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I AM TOO. I REMEMBER ONE TIME
AT BLACKTOWER, FITZY AND I--
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UH-HUH. LET'S BRING IT
BACK TO CARSON.
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MAYBE I WAS WRONG.
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DAVID, I REALLY DIDN'T THINK
SHE'D BE GONE THIS LONG.
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OH, YOU'RE RIGHT, HONEY.
I THINK WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN IS,
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WHEN SHE REALIZES
WHAT SHE'S MISSING,
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SHE'LL COME FLYING BACK HERE.
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THAT DOES MAKE ME
FEEL BETTER.
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GOOD.
OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS?
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- OH, AND SO DOES THAT.
- THERE YOU GO.
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SO YOU DON'T MISS YOUR KID?
- OH, WHAT KIDS?
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- WE'RE STILL HERE.
- NOT COOL.
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ALL RIGHT.
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THAT WAS WILD LAST NIGHT.
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MM. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT CAME OVER ME.
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- WE JUST FELL ASLEEP AT 8:00.
- MM-HMM.
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ONE NIGHT
WITHOUT JANIE DOES YOU GOOD.
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OH, REALLY GOOD. I DIDN'T EVEN
THINK TWICE ABOUT HER.
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[laughs]
[telephone rings]
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JANIE, HONEY, YOU OKAY?
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SHE'S GREAT, AMY.
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SLEPT LIKE A BABY.
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MARCUS CARRIED HER TO HER ROOM.
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OH, IS HE OKAY?
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YEAH, SHE CAN BE
A BIT OF A KICKER
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WHEN YOU PICK HER UP
IN HER SLEEP.
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NO, HE LOVED IT.
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JANIE HAS BEEN SO MUCH FUN
FOR ME AND MARCUS.
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THANKS FOR LENDING HER TO US.
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OH, BABY, PUT A SMILEY FACE
ON THE PANCAKE FOR ME.
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YOUR MOMMY'S ON THE PHONE.
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THAT'S INTERESTING.
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WELL, SHE DOESN'T WANT
TO TALK RIGHT NOW.
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- UH, BYE.
- BYE-BYE.
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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SHE'S SHOWING NO SIGNS
OF WEAKNESS.
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I WILL BREAK HER.
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HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT?
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TO BREAK A LITTLE GIRL,
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YOU GOT TO THINK LIKE
A LITTLE GIRL.
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HOT! HOT! HOT!
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OOH.
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THEY HAVE BOTH ASSEMBLIES
AND LARGE MEETINGS IN THERE.
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THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT
A "MULTI"-PURPOSE ROOM.
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WOW.
YOU KNOW SO MUCH.
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IT'S LIKE YOU'RE A SEARCH ENGINE
IN A HOODIE.
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HEY, GUYS.
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[exhaling sharply]
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EMILY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
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NOTHING. I JUST, UH, WANTED
TO SEE WHAT MY LITTLE BROTHER
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WAS UP TO.
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I'M JOE'S BIG SISTER, EMILY.
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JOE DIDN'T MENTION
HE HAD A SISTER.
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WELL, UH, HE'S
A LITTLE GOOFY SECRET-KEEPER,
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THAT'S WHAT HE IS.
- OW.
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WHO'S IN THE MOOD
FOR BLACKTOWER BURGERS?
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BLACKTOWER BURGERS?
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I LOVE THEM, BUT ISN'T IT
A LITTLE OUT OF THE WAY?
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NO, I JUST SKIPPED SCIENCE
CLASS, DROVE DOWNTOWN,
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RAN OUT OF GAS, HAD A BRISK WALK
THROUGH LITTLE ARMENIA,
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AND, BOOM, THERE I WAS.
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[doorbell ringing,
knock at door]
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YOU LOOK STUNNING.
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MAN, YOU HAVE TO GET JANIE
OUT MY HOUSE.
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YES, YES, I PROMISE YOU.
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IF ALICIA GOES ALONG
WITH THE PLAN,
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JANIE WILL BE BACK
IN HER ROOM TONIGHT,
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YOU CAN GO BACK TO YOUR LITTLE
LONELY MAN CAVE ALL BY YOURSELF
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AND JUST WATCH YOUR LIFE
SLIP BY, MARCUS.
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MAN, THAT'S ALL I ASK.
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NO OFFENSE, BUT I'VE HAD IT UP
TO HERE WITH PLAYING DRESS-UP
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AND SINGING LITTLE
ANNOYING SONGS AND...
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RELIVING MY CHILDHOOD
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THROUGH JANIE'S WONDERFUL
LITTLE EYES.
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HELLO, FATHER.
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HELLO, DAUGHTER.
WHAT BRINGS YOU BY?
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AUNT ALICIA SAID
I'M OUT OF CLOTHES,
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SO I JUST HAVE TO GO TO MY ROOM
TO GET SOME NEW ONES.
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00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:02,628
WELL, HANG ON THERE,
UH, PRINCESS.
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00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:04,848
I THINK
THAT MIGHT BE A PROBLEM.
200
00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:07,938
YOU SEE, IT'S NOT
YOUR ROOM ANYMORE.
201
00:09:11,332 --> 00:09:12,856
OH, HEY.
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00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,512
YOU GAVE MY ROOM AWAY?
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YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT IT.
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00:09:19,906 --> 00:09:23,518
[telephone rings]
- OOH.
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00:09:23,649 --> 00:09:25,216
HELLO?
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00:09:25,346 --> 00:09:27,435
NO, JANIE DOESN'T LIVE
HERE ANYMORE, CHARLOTTE.
207
00:09:27,566 --> 00:09:30,308
BUT, UH, YEAH, I THINK
I COULD DO SOME DOLLS LATER,
208
00:09:30,438 --> 00:09:32,658
BUT I GOT SOME EASY-BAKE TO DO
WITH SALLY TOO,
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00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:36,009
SO, UH, MY SCHEDULE'S JUST
KIND OF CRAMMED UP RIGHT NOW.
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YEAH.
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OKAY, LET ME JUST CALL YOU BACK. OKAY.
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THIS SEEMS WRONG.
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[sighs]
IN SO MANY WAYS.
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WELL,
YOU COULD MAKE IT RIGHT.
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00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,939
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LIVE
BY THE HOUSE RULES.
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OTHERWISE, THIS "JANIE'S ROOM"
SIGN IS COMING DOWN.
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00:10:01,687 --> 00:10:03,471
I'M NOT COMING BACK.
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00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:11,218
I CAN'T--
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
219
00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:12,959
I THOUGHT FOR SURE
YOU PRETENDING TO LIVE HERE
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00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:14,265
WOULD GET HER BACK.
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00:10:14,395 --> 00:10:16,310
"PRETENDING"?
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00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:27,408
I-I-I PROMISE YOU,
JANIE WILL BE HOME TODAY.
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00:10:27,539 --> 00:10:29,933
EVERYTHING I DO, YOUR DAUGHTER
BOOPS ME WITH A STAR, MAN--
224
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,412
EVERYTHING.
225
00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:33,850
I'M BOOPED TO DEATH.
BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP.
226
00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:36,156
I'M BOOPED, DAVID,
SO VERY, VERY BOOPED.
227
00:10:38,158 --> 00:10:40,683
I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
TO GET HER BACK HERE.
228
00:10:40,813 --> 00:10:41,814
LOOK, YOU TRIED SCARING HER.
229
00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:43,424
WHY DON'T YOU LURE HER
WITH PRIZES,
230
00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:45,600
LIKE I USED TO DO
WITH YOU ON THE SET?
231
00:10:45,731 --> 00:10:48,212
- YOU DID THAT, REALLY?
- YES.
232
00:10:48,342 --> 00:10:49,866
REMEMBER THAT FAKE AWARD
I GAVE YOU
233
00:10:49,996 --> 00:10:51,389
WHEN YOU WOULDN'T COME
OUT OF YOUR DRESSING ROOM
234
00:10:51,519 --> 00:10:53,826
WHEN MR. BOBO GOT NOMINATED?
235
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:58,004
THAT AWARD WAS FAKE?
236
00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:01,965
YEAH, THAT WAS A TABLE LAMP
FROM YOUR OFFICE.
237
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,793
YOU DIDN'T GET SUSPICIOUS
WHEN YOU GOT AN AWARD
238
00:11:03,923 --> 00:11:05,403
THAT YOU NEVER HEARD OF?
239
00:11:05,533 --> 00:11:08,798
OR WHEN YOUR OFFICE
WAS REALLY DARK?
240
00:11:08,928 --> 00:11:11,061
BUT THE LAMPY SEEMED
SO PRESTIGIOUS.
241
00:11:11,191 --> 00:11:13,846
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU DESERVE THIS.
242
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:15,761
BOOP!
243
00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:19,809
HEY, JOE.
[chuckles]
244
00:11:19,939 --> 00:11:21,593
WANT A RIDE TO SCHOOL?
245
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:24,814
YOU MEAN INSIDE THE CAR?
246
00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:27,730
WHAT'S THE CATCH?
247
00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:30,036
YOU'RE MY BRO. I WANT TO GET
TO KNOW YOU BETTER--
248
00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,821
YOUR LIKES AND YOUR DISLIKES,
249
00:11:31,951 --> 00:11:36,477
YOUR FRIENDS--
FITZY, ELLIOT, AND CARSON.
250
00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:38,741
LET'S START WITH CARSON.
251
00:11:38,871 --> 00:11:40,525
CARSON?
252
00:11:40,655 --> 00:11:44,181
SURE, LET'S TALK ABOUT CARSON.
253
00:11:44,311 --> 00:11:47,750
UM, WELL, I GUESS THE MAIN THING
IS, IS HE LOVES PUDDING.
254
00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,969
- PUDDING?
- CHOCOLATE PUDDING.
255
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,711
OH, AND MAGIC WORLD
AMUSEMENT PARK.
256
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,887
YOU KNOW, I SHOULDN'T BE TELLING
YOU THIS STUFF.
257
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:57,107
IT'S NOT RIGHT TO TALK ABOUT
SOMEONE WHO'S INTO SOMEONE,
258
00:11:57,237 --> 00:11:58,848
RIGHT TO THE PERSON HE'S INTO.
259
00:11:58,978 --> 00:12:00,327
WAIT.
HE'S WHAT?
260
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:03,200
OH, I SAID TOO MUCH.
261
00:12:03,330 --> 00:12:06,116
FORGET I MENTIONED
THE PUDDING, MAGIC WORLD,
262
00:12:06,246 --> 00:12:07,770
THE SIGNED TRADING CARDS.
263
00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:10,642
- SIGNED TRADING CARDS?
- AH-AH.
264
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:13,471
OKAY.
265
00:12:17,518 --> 00:12:20,957
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH,
JUST LIKE YOU ASKED.
266
00:12:21,087 --> 00:12:23,611
SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG, BUT I HAD
TO GO TO THREE STORES
267
00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:26,571
BEFORE I COULD FIND THOSE
STICKERS YOU LIKE SO MUCH.
268
00:12:26,701 --> 00:12:28,573
THANK YOU, AUNT ALICIA.
269
00:12:28,703 --> 00:12:31,010
- YEAH.
- I WOULD LIKE LUNCH ALSO.
270
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:33,143
AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
WITH THAT INFORMATION?
271
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:40,106
IS EVERYTHING OKAY, HONEY?
272
00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:42,717
THIS ISN'T THE GRILLED CHEESE
DADDY MAKES--
273
00:12:42,848 --> 00:12:45,677
CRUST OFF, CUT INTO TRIANGLES,
274
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:49,028
AND THEN HE DOES A FUNNY
GRILLED-CHEESE DANCE.
275
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,814
WELL, THERE ARE SOME THINGS
ONLY YOUR DADDY CAN DO.
276
00:12:51,944 --> 00:12:54,164
DANCE, MARCUS.
277
00:12:54,294 --> 00:12:57,558
DANCE.
- OH, OH.
278
00:12:57,689 --> 00:13:01,345
[humming rhythmically]
279
00:13:01,475 --> 00:13:03,260
[door bell rings]
280
00:13:03,390 --> 00:13:04,696
WHY DON'T YOU GET THE DOOR?
281
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,567
I GOT TO WORK
ON MY DANCING, I GUESS.
282
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,621
WHY, HELLO.
283
00:13:16,751 --> 00:13:19,493
IS THIS THE HOBBS' RESIDENCE?
284
00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:22,801
NO, THEY LIVE ACROSS
THE STREET.
285
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:25,064
I'M EVER SO SORRY.
286
00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:26,544
W-W-WAIT!
287
00:13:26,674 --> 00:13:29,155
WHAT'S HAPPENING
AT THE HOBBS' HOUSE?
288
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:32,376
JUST A MAGICAL PRINCESS PARTY.
[shimmering tone]
289
00:13:32,506 --> 00:13:36,510
A PRINCESS PARTY?
I'M MISSING A PRINCESS PARTY?
290
00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,861
- OH, NO.
- OKAY.
291
00:13:38,991 --> 00:13:41,820
IT'S A PRINCESS PUPPY PARTY.
292
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,170
A PRINCESS PUPPY PARTY?
293
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,172
I'M MISSING
A PRINCESS PUPPY PARTY?
294
00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:48,914
HOW COULD I BE MISSING
A PRINCESS PUPPY PARTY?
295
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:52,352
KEVIN GETS EVERYTHING!
296
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,485
WELL, I SHOULD GO.
297
00:13:54,615 --> 00:13:57,444
THE HOBBS' HOUSE MUST BE
THE MOST WONDERFUL PLACE TO LIVE
298
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,882
IN ALL THE LAND.
299
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:08,455
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
DIDN'T WORK.
300
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:17,290
IF THIS DIDN'T GET JANIE HOME,
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WILL.
301
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:21,164
OH, THIS IS THE BEST
PRINCESS PUPPY PARTY EVER.
302
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:24,167
AND I'VE BEEN TO THREE.
AH!
303
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:29,868
THANKS, UH--
THANKS FOR THE PUDDING.
304
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:32,044
JOE TOLD ME
YOU LOVED PUDDING.
305
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,090
SURE. I GUESS.
306
00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:36,614
SEE?
HE'S CRAZY ABOUT IT.
307
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:44,665
SO, OVER THE LAST FEW DAYS,
308
00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:47,059
I FEEL LIKE
WE'VE REALLY CONNECTED.
309
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,279
WE HAVE?
310
00:14:49,409 --> 00:14:51,977
UH, YEAH.
[laughs]
311
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:53,544
WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.
312
00:14:53,674 --> 00:14:55,938
WE BOTH LOVE
BLACKTOWER BURGERS,
313
00:14:56,068 --> 00:14:58,897
RADIO-CONTROLLED COPTERS,
UH, KICKBOXING.
314
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:02,161
OH, HOW I {\an8}LOVE KICKBOXING.
315
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:03,858
WOW.
I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED.
316
00:15:03,989 --> 00:15:05,991
I AM FULL OF SURPRISES...
317
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:08,689
LIKE THESE TWO TICKETS
TO MAGIC WORLD AMUSEMENT PARK
318
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,169
THAT I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE.
319
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,824
SHI-BAM!
320
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,826
IT WAS WAY COOLER
IN MY HEAD.
321
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,610
OKAY.
[chuckles]
322
00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:18,699
UH, ANYWAY,
IT'S THE PERFECT PLACE
323
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:20,484
TO TAKE THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE.
324
00:15:20,614 --> 00:15:22,094
I'M SPECIAL.
325
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,705
NOT THAT KIND
OF SPECIAL, JOE.
326
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,707
WELL, THERE IS A GIRL
I'D LIKE TO ASK.
327
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,231
AND I BET SHE'D SAY YES.
328
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,972
MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES
AMUSEMENT PARKS.
329
00:15:30,102 --> 00:15:32,017
GIRL-WHAT NOW?
330
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:35,847
THANKS, EMILY.
LUCY'S REALLY GONNA LOVE THESE.
331
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,676
HAVE FUN!
[chuckles]
332
00:15:38,806 --> 00:15:40,983
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.
333
00:15:41,113 --> 00:15:42,245
YOU KNEW HE HAD A GIRLFRIEND?
334
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,986
YOU WERE USING ME
THIS WHOLE TIME.
335
00:15:44,116 --> 00:15:45,726
YOU WERE COMPLETELY USING ME
336
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:48,207
TO GET TO CARSON CASTLE'S
PRETTY EYES.
337
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,731
HOW DO YOU KNOW
HE HAS PRETTY EYES?
338
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:54,605
I'M NOT DEAD INSIDE.
339
00:15:54,735 --> 00:15:56,215
YOU'RE A JERK.
340
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,826
NO, YOU WERE.
I WAS JUST A JERK BACK.
341
00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:01,786
FINE.
WE'LL CALL IT EVEN.
342
00:16:01,916 --> 00:16:03,396
YOU KNOW, EM...
343
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,746
IT STINKS NOT BEING ABLE TO TALK
TO YOU AT SCHOOL,
344
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:08,401
PRETENDING I DON'T KNOW YOU.
345
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:11,404
THESE LAST FEW DAYS, IT'S BEEN
FUN HAVING MY SISTER BACK.
346
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:14,103
REALLY?
347
00:16:14,233 --> 00:16:15,800
IS THAT WHAT THIS
WAS ALL ABOUT?
348
00:16:15,930 --> 00:16:17,236
WELL, ACTUALLY, NO.
349
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,934
IT WAS MORE
ABOUT THOSE MAGIC WORLD TICKETS,
350
00:16:20,065 --> 00:16:21,980
BUT, UH, HANGING OUT WITH YOU
351
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,113
WAS KIND OF A NICE
CONSOLATION PRIZE.
352
00:16:24,243 --> 00:16:27,768
[chuckles]
YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE.
353
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:30,728
RIDE HOME?
- REALLY?
354
00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:34,471
YOU HAVE TO WEAR A WIG,
AND I GET TO CALL YOU TRISHA.
355
00:16:34,601 --> 00:16:37,169
HEY, THAT'S PROGRESS.
356
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,191
DON'T BE SAD, DADDY.
357
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,153
JANIE?
358
00:17:05,719 --> 00:17:08,244
WHAT HAPPENED?
359
00:17:08,374 --> 00:17:10,246
YOU GREW UP.
360
00:17:10,376 --> 00:17:11,899
THAT'S WHAT EVERY PARENT SAYS
361
00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:14,424
WHEN THEIR CHILD
LEAVES FOR COLLEGE.
362
00:17:14,554 --> 00:17:16,600
COLLEGE.
363
00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:20,169
NO. NO, IT'S TOO SOON, HONEY.
I'M--
364
00:17:20,299 --> 00:17:22,127
[sighs]
365
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:25,739
IT SEEMS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY
YOU WERE...
366
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,393
YOU WERE IN KINDERGARTEN.
367
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,657
I KNOW IT'S HARD, DADDY.
368
00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:34,444
BUT I'LL ALWAYS BE
YOUR LITTLE GIRL.
369
00:17:34,574 --> 00:17:37,751
I'M JUST HAPPY YOU WERE THERE
FOR ME GROWING UP...
370
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:40,754
FOR EVERY MOMENT.
371
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:43,888
WE DIDN'T WASTE A DAY.
372
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:50,547
DAVID?
373
00:17:50,677 --> 00:17:51,983
HUH?
374
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,377
YOU OKAY?
375
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,640
NO.
376
00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:59,643
NO, I MISS JANIE,
377
00:17:59,773 --> 00:18:01,427
AND, UM,
WE'RE WASTING TIME, HONEY.
378
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:02,863
WE'RE WASTING PRECIOUS TIME.
379
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:04,300
WHAT ABOUT COMING BACK
ON OUR TERMS?
380
00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:05,736
WHAT ABOUT BEING GOOD PARENTS?
381
00:18:05,866 --> 00:18:08,086
[sighs]
COME ON, HONEY, WHO CARES?
382
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,132
SHE'S SIX.
SHE WANTS A COOKIE.
383
00:18:10,262 --> 00:18:12,525
WHO CAN BLAME HER?
384
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:15,876
AND IF THAT MAKES ME A LOUSY
PARENT, THEN I'M A LOUSY PARENT.
385
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:18,531
BUT I WANT MY BABY BACK HERE,
NO CONDITIONS.
386
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:21,012
WAIT.
I'M A LOUSY PARENT TOO.
387
00:18:22,274 --> 00:18:25,582
HELLO.
WE'RE HOME.
388
00:18:25,712 --> 00:18:28,411
WE DON'T GET MUCH OF A WELCOME
WHEN WE COME HOME, DO WE?
389
00:18:29,977 --> 00:18:32,110
HELLO.
I'M HOME.
390
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:35,505
- JANIE!
- MY BABY!
391
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,858
MAYBE IT'S US.
392
00:18:42,816 --> 00:18:45,602
- CAN I HAVE MY OLD ROOM BACK?
- ABSOLUTELY.
393
00:18:45,732 --> 00:18:48,518
[scoffs] REALLY?
JUST LIKE THAT?
394
00:18:48,648 --> 00:18:50,824
NO "HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT THIS, KEVIN?"
395
00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:55,133
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN LOOKED
AT THE SWATCHES I PICKED OUT.
396
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,048
- WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
- WE DID.
397
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,745
I MISSED YOU TOO
398
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:01,052
AND NOT JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE
DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE
399
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:04,534
A DECENT GRILLED CHEESE.
400
00:19:04,664 --> 00:19:07,319
I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU
FOR WATCHING JANIE.
401
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:09,321
OH, NO WORRIES.
402
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:10,931
I FORGOT
HOW MUCH WORK A KID IS.
403
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:12,585
OH, YEAH.
404
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:16,241
WE LOVED HAVING HER,
BUT I AM EXHAUSTED.
405
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:19,157
THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME
STAY OVER, AUNT ALICIA.
406
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:20,376
AND I CAN'T ASK FOR A BETTER
407
00:19:20,506 --> 00:19:23,030
SECOND DADDY THAN YOU,
UNCLE MARCUS.
408
00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:26,643
OH, SECOND DADDY. OH.
409
00:19:26,773 --> 00:19:30,647
BABY GIRL, YOU COME OVER
ANYTIME YOU WANT TO, OKAY?
410
00:19:32,344 --> 00:19:34,041
YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST THINKING,
411
00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:37,001
IT WAS NICE TO HAVE A LITTLE ONE
RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE AGAIN.
412
00:19:37,131 --> 00:19:39,482
YOU KNOW,
I WASN'T SURE BEFORE,
413
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:43,529
BUT NOW I KNOW THAT WE'RE BOTH
READY FOR A SECOND CHILD.
414
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:46,750
AM I RIGHT, ALICIA?
- YOU KNOW IT, BABY.
415
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,233
COME ON.
- LET'S GO.
416
00:19:51,363 --> 00:19:53,496
- THANKS, GUYS.
- BYE.
417
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,019
I MISSED YOU ALL.
418
00:19:55,149 --> 00:19:59,066
I MISSED THE WAY DADDY DOES
HIS GRILLED-CHEESE DANCE...
419
00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:00,546
AND THE WAY MOMMY
TUCKS ME IN...
420
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:02,548
AW, SWEETIE.
421
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:05,986
AND THE WAY JOE GIVES ME
BUTTERFLY KISSES...
422
00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:10,600
AND THE WAY EMILY ROLLS HER EYES
WHEN MOMMY AND DADDY SPEAK.
423
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,736
HOW MUCH DID YOU MISS ME?
424
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:19,173
OH, SWEETHEART, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU CAN'T EVEN MEASURE IT.
425
00:20:19,304 --> 00:20:22,133
IT'S CERTAINLY
MORE THAN MOMMY DID.
426
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:26,964
HOW ABOUT WE CELEBRATE
WITH SOME COOKIES?
427
00:20:27,094 --> 00:20:28,400
THAT'S OKAY.
428
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,576
NO COOKIES BEFORE DINNER--
REMEMBER?
429
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:31,882
GOOD GIRL.
430
00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:40,456
I HAVE NO IDEA
HOW THOSE GOT THERE.