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THAT'S THE FUNNIEST PART.

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I'M TOTALLY
LOL-ING RIGHT NOW.

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HILARE, RIGHT?

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- SO HILARE.
- WHAT'S SO HILARE?

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IT'S ONE THOSE SUPER-CATCHY
VIRAL VIDEOS.

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BUT YOU WOULDN'T
GET IT, DAD, BECAUSE--

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all:
"YOU DON'T GOT THE BREAD."

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YEAH, DAD,

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YOU DON'T GOT THE BREAD.

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all:
OH, NO, YOU DURDN'T!

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YEAH, YEAH.

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YOU THINK THAT I DON'T GET IT,
BUT I GET IT.

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I GET IT 'CAUSE
YOU DON'T GOT THE BREAD.

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WELL I GOT THE BREAD
'CAUSE I WENT SHOPPING.

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LOOK AT THIS.
PRINCIPLE TEMPLEMAN SENT

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A LETTER TO ALL THE PARENTS
IN JANIE'S CLASS.

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APPARENTLY THERE'S BEEN
SOME DISRUPTIVE BEHAVIOR,

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BUT IT DOESN'T SAY WHO IT IS.

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I KNOW WHO IT IS.

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IT'S JANIE'S LITTLE
KNOW-IT-ALL FRIEND, CHARLOTTE.

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ALWAYS TELLING ME WHAT TO DO.

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"DON'T PARK THERE MR. HOBBS.

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THAT'S A HANDICAPPED SPOT."

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WELL, WHOEVER IT IS,
TEMPLEMAN WANTS ALL THE PARENTS

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TO TALK TO THEIR KIDS
ABOUT PROPER CLASSROOM CONDUCT.

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WELL, I THINK WE'RE OKAY THERE, HONEY.

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'CAUSE WE'VE TAUGHT OUR KIDS
PROPER CONDUCT.

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DIE, FITZY, YOU SHOE SCUM!
YEAH, YEAH. HU-WAH!

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WHOA. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

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OH, I JUST
CLOTHESLINED FITZY.

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AND I'M ABOUT
TO SHATTER HIS GLASSES

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WITH A FLYING
EYE-SOCKET ROCKET.

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WOW.

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NOT A GOOD DAY TO BE FITZY.

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IT'S NEVER A GOOD DAY
TO BE FITZY, MR. HOBBS.

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WELL, LISTEN, I KNOW YOU GUYS
ARE INTO THIS WRESTLING THING,

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BUT YOU CAN GET
SERIOUSLY HURT.

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NOW YOU DON'T CLOTHESLINE
A FRIEND LIKE THAT, OKAY?

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LET ME SHOW YOU HOW
TO DO IT PROPERLY.

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I BET YOU'RE ALL WONDERING

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HOW I KNOW SO MUCH
ABOUT WRESTLING.

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HE WANTS ONE OF YOU TO ASK.

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HOW DO YOU KNOW,
MR. HOBBS?

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GLAD YOU ASKED, FITZY.

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BECAUSE MANY YEARS AGO,
I DID A LITTLE MOVIE CALLED

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{\an8}<i>THE MANE-IAC.</i>

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IT'S THE STORY OF
AN ORPHANED WRESTLER

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WHOSE PARENTS DIED WHEN THEIR
HAIR SALON BURNED DOWN.

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TO HONOR THEIR MEMORY,
NEVER DID HE CUT HIS HAIR.

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HENCE, "THE MANE-IAC".

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HOLD THAT, KEVIN.
NOW LISTEN.

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OKAY, LET ME SHOW YOU
THE CLOTHESLINE.

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FITZY, COME HERE.

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HERE'S HOW A REAL PROFESSIONAL
DOES THIS, RIGHT.

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YOU TAKE YOUR FOREARM, JOE,

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AND YOU PLANT IT

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RIGHT INTO FITZY'S WINDPIPE,
LIKE THAT, OKAY.

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UH, HEY, DAVID.

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YEAH, WHAT?
I'M JUST SHOWING THESE BOYS

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HOW A PROFESSIONALLY
TRAINED WRESTLER

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WOULD THROW A CLOTHESLINE.

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ON POOR LITTLE FITZY?

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YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
CARLOS, COME HERE.

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MOVE OVER.

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GUYS, THIS IS BULK,
MY FRIEND.

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THE GUY WHO TRAINED ME
TO BE THE MANE-IAC.

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WOW, I LOVE WATCHING YOU
ON TV, MR. BULK.

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CAN YOU STILL MAKE
YOUR PECS DANCE?

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WOULD YOU LIKE THEM
TO TANGO?

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OR CHA-CHA?

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NOW, LISTEN UP.
BULK HERE IS GOING TO SHOW YOU

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THAT THESE WRESTLING MOVES
ARE JUST FOR US PROFESSIONALS.

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OKAY, YOU READY?

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YEAH, LET'S DO THIS.

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ALL RIGHT, HERE.
CHECK THIS OUT GUYS. HERE WE GO.

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WHOA.

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WHOA, DAD!
THAT WAS AWESOME.

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YOU THINK THAT WAS AWESOME,
WATCH THIS, JOE.

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WOW, MR. HOBBS, YOU'RE
BARELY BREAKING A SWEAT.

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YEAH, TRAINED MYSELF NOT
TO SWEAT, FITZY.

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IT AFFECTS THE HAIRLINE.

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DAD, LOOK OUT.

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OH!

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GRR!

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RARGH!

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HELLO?

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HEY, POOKIE BEAR.

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SORRY, DAVID.
GOTTA GO PICK UP THE WIFE.

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NO, NO. YOU HANG UP FIRST.

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ALL RIGHT, THANKS, BULK.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

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SEE, GUYS, THAT'S ONLY THAT

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BECAUSE I'M
A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL

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THAT I CAN KICK BUTT
AND DO THIS.

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OH, LET ME GET 'EM STARTED
FOR YOU, DAVID. ALL RIGHT.

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YOU HEAR THAT, FELLAS?

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AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DOOFUS
OVER HERE

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THINK'S HE'S A REAL WRESTLER.

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GUYS, IT'S DR. MAYHEM.

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all: BOO!

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- YOU LITTLE!
- AAH!

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I WAS JUST SHOWING THESE
YOUNG BOYS HERE

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A COUPLE OF MOVES I LEARNED

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ON A WRESTLING MOVIE I DID
CALLED {\an8}<i>THE MANE-IAC.</i>

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YEAH, MY MOTHER
MADE ME WATCH IT.

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I THOUGHT IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN
CALLED "THE LAME-IAC."

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I WASN'T TRYING
TO BE FUNNY.

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OH, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE
TRYING TO DO HERE.

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YOU'RE TRYING TO PUT ON A SHOW
FOR THE KIDS.

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EXCELLENT.

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HEY, WHERE'D YOU GO TO COLLEGE,
DR. MAYHEM?

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UC JERKELEY?

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CUTE!
YEAH.

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SO YOU THINK DOING ONE
STRAIGHT-TO-VIDEO MOVIE

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MAKES YOU AN EXPERT?

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SOMEONE LIKE YOU...

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COULD BEAT SOMEONE LIKE ME?

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WELL, I'LL THROW DOWN
WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.

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I GOT A BETTER IDEA, HOLLYWOOD.

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WHAT DO YOU SAY ME AND YOU,
ONE ON ONE, IN THE RING

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ON SATURDAY NIGHT?

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YOU KNOW, GIVE THE PEOPLE
A REAL SHOW.

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I DO LOVE AN AUDIENCE.
OKAY, YOU'RE ON.

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- YEAH. HA-HA. WHAT?
- YEAH. WHAT?

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YEAH, WHAT?

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OH!

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THANKS FOR COMING DOWN,
MRS. HOBBS.

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I THOUGHT MY LETTER
WOULD HAVE CORRECTED

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THE DISRUPTIVE BEHAVIOR.

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UNFORTUNATELY,
IT'S STILL HAPPENING.

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OH, I SEE.

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IT'S CHARLOTTE.

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YOU KNOW I'M FRIENDS
WITH HER MOM,

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SO YOU WANT ME
TO SAY SOMETHING.

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IT'S NOT CHARLOTTE.

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JOSHUA.

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RUMOR HAS IT HIS MOM ENJOYS

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THE OCCASIONAL MORNING
GRAPE JUICE,

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IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

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IT'S JANIE.

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JANIE WHO?

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OH, NO, I DURDN'T.

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OH, NO, SHE DURDN'T.

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OH, INDEED SHE DURD.

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KEVIN, I AM AN ARTIST.

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IF I'M NOT 100% PREPARED,
I WILL NOT GET INTO THE RING.

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I'M TEASING AS FAST AS I CAN, DAVID.

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DAD, YOU FIGHTING MAYHEM
THIS SATURDAY

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BLEW UP AT SCHOOL TODAY.

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OH.

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EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT IT
AT LUNCH.

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EVEN DYLAN AT THE COOL TABLE.

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YOU SAT AT THE COOL TABLE?

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NO. WE SIT
WITH THE SCIENCE CLUB.

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BUT WE ARE SUPER GOOD
AT READING LIPS.

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AH, YEAH.

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OH, AND CAN I HAVE
FITZY AND CARLOS OVER

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TO WATCH THE PRESS CONFERENCE
TONIGHT?

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YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
YEAH, YEAH.

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OH, AND ASK DYLAN
TO COME OVER TOO.

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YOU GUYS COULD USE A COOL
FR--UH, ANOTHER FRIEND.

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THANKS, DAD.

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AND MAKE SURE YOU GET
ALL UP IN DR. MAYHEM'S GRILL.

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YEAH. YEAH.
GET ALL UP IN HIS GRILL.

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I GOT YOU COVERED,
I GOT YOU COVERED.

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MAN, I'VE WRITTEN ALL
THE TRASH TALK YOU WILL NEED.

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COOL.

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YEAH, EVEN SOME
"YOUR MAMA" JOKES.

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OH, REALLY? NICE.
LIKE "YOUR MAMA'S SO BIG,

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WHEN SHE WALKS INTO
A GROCERY STORE,

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ALL THE FOOD GETS SCARED."
ALL RIGHT?

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AND THEN YOU IMITATE
THE FOOD BEING SCARED, LIKE

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MARCUS, YOU GOTTA LEAVE
THE ACTING TO ME, OKAY.

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CAN I SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE?
- WHAT YOU GOT? WHAT YOU GOT?

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OKAY. I GIVE YOU...
FRIGHTENED RADISH.

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READY?
- GO AHEAD.

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ALL RIGHT, SIMPLE.

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OKAY, I GOT
TO WRITE THAT DOWN.

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WELL, I MET WITH
PRINCIPAL TEMPLEMAN TODAY.

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I WAS RIGHT, WASN'T I?

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IT WAS THAT LITTLE
STINKER CHARLOTTE.

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IT WAS JANIE.

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- JANIE WHO?
- OUR JANIE!

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SHE WAS DANCE BOMBING
THE TEACHER LIKE THIS.

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- WHAT?
- YEAH.

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DOESN'T SOUND LIKE
OUR JANIE.

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I BET YOU SHE PICKED IT UP
FROM CHARLOTTE.

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all: OH NO WE DURDN'T.

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WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT.
JANIE GOT IT FROM ANOTHER KID.

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OUR KID.

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UNLESS...EMILY GOT IT
FROM CHARLOTTE.

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WELCOME, WRESTLING FANS.

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THIS SATURDAY NIGHT,
OUR IMPACT MAIN EVENT

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WILL FEATURE
A HIGH VOLTAGE SURPRISE.

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WRESTLING'S REIGNING BAD BOY,
DR. MAYHEM,

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VERSUS TV'S DAVID HOBBS,
A.K.A THE MANE-IAC.

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JOE, YOUR DAD
WRESTLING DR. MAYHEM

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COULD BE THE COOLEST THING
IN THE HISTORY OF COOL THINGS.

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THAT'S JUST HOW WE ROLL,
D-MAN.

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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DR. MAYHEM, ANYTHING YOU WANT
TO SAY TO THE CHALLENGER?

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I THINK IT'S BEST
IF I WRITE IT DOWN.

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OOH, HE CAN WRITE.

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WHAT'S THIS?

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IT'S A POWERFUL PRESCRIPTION

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FOR PAIN!

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HEY, MARCUS, WHY DID DAVID
AGREE TO DO THIS?

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00:09:08,024 --> 00:09:09,192
HE'S TRYING
TO IMPRESS HIS KID.

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00:09:09,359 --> 00:09:11,194
BY GETTING HIMSELF KILLED?

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MAN DOESN'T DOESN'T JUST
ACT CRAZY, HE IS CRAZY.

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MANE-IAC, DO YOU REALLY
THINK YOU CAN BEAT DR. MAYHEM?

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LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY, DEREK,

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WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH HIM,
THE GOOD DOCTOR'S

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GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE HIMSELF
A FACE CAST.

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AND BROTHER,
THAT'D BE AN IMPROVEMENT.

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00:09:28,078 --> 00:09:30,046
YOU CALLING ME UGLY NOW?

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LET'S JUST SAY
AN APPLE A DAY

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WILL KEEP YOUR UGLY MUG AWAY.

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all: BURN!

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KEEP RUNNING YOUR MOUTH, HOLLYWOOD.

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AND I'M GOING TO PUT YOU
ON PERMANENT BED REST.

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I'M TALKING
VEGETATIVE STATE!

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SO WHEN YOU SAID MAYHEM
WAS CRAZY,

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YOU MEAN LIKE
HE MIGHT NOT LIKE

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A GOOD-NATURED
"YOUR MAMA" JOKE?

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OH, NO, DO NOT
MENTION HIS MAMA.

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MAYHEM WILL RIP OFF HIS--

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00:10:03,413 --> 00:10:04,414
HELLO?

228
00:10:04,580 --> 00:10:06,750
HEY, POOKIE BEAR.

229
00:10:06,917 --> 00:10:08,952
HOLD THIS.

230
00:10:09,119 --> 00:10:11,722
COME THIS SATURDAY NIGHT,
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU

231
00:10:11,888 --> 00:10:14,590
THE MOTHER
OF ALL BEATDOWNS.

232
00:10:14,758 --> 00:10:15,792
WELL,
SPEAKING OF MOTHERS...

233
00:10:15,959 --> 00:10:17,928
AH, PLEASE DON'T.

234
00:10:18,094 --> 00:10:20,330
YOUR MAMA'S SO BIG AND DUMB,
SHE ONLY OPENED HER E-MAIL

235
00:10:20,496 --> 00:10:22,065
BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT
IT CONTAINED SPAM.

236
00:10:23,934 --> 00:10:25,668
TALKING ABOUT MY MOTHER NOW?

237
00:10:25,836 --> 00:10:27,804
YEAH, YOUR MAMA WOULD TRY
TO GET HERE.

238
00:10:27,971 --> 00:10:28,772
BUT SHE'S SO BIG, I COULDN'T
GET HER THROUGH THE DOOR.

239
00:10:39,816 --> 00:10:41,551
FRIGHTENED RADISH FACE.

240
00:10:47,457 --> 00:10:49,159
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT--THAT
MAYHEM WAS ACTUALLY TRYING

241
00:10:49,325 --> 00:10:51,327
TO TEAR MY HEAD OFF
WITH THAT CHAIR.

242
00:10:51,494 --> 00:10:53,163
IT WASN'T SO MUCH HE WAS
TRYING TO TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF,

243
00:10:53,329 --> 00:10:55,431
IT WAS MORE LIKE HE WAS,
AND I QUOTE,

244
00:10:55,598 --> 00:10:58,168
"TRYING TO PUT YOU
IN A VEGETATIVE STATE!"

245
00:10:58,334 --> 00:11:00,303
ARE YOU OKAY?

246
00:11:00,470 --> 00:11:02,405
I WAS JUST WATCHING THE PRESS
CONFERENCE WITH THE BOYS

247
00:11:02,572 --> 00:11:04,174
AND THE PART WITH THE CHAIR
LOOKED KIND OF REAL.

248
00:11:04,340 --> 00:11:07,878
- 'CAUSE IT WAS REAL.
- REALLY?

249
00:11:08,044 --> 00:11:10,446
DAD, YOU HAVE
TO COME CHECK THIS OUT.

250
00:11:10,613 --> 00:11:12,783
WE TAPED THE PRESS CONFERENCE
IN SLO-MO.

251
00:11:12,916 --> 00:11:14,785
THE CHAIR MISSES YOUR HEAD
BY THIS MUCH.

252
00:11:14,951 --> 00:11:16,887
IT WAS SO AWESOME.

253
00:11:17,053 --> 00:11:18,621
DAVID, I THOUGHT YOU SAID
THIS WAS ALL FOR SHOW.

254
00:11:18,789 --> 00:11:20,556
YOU'VE GOT TO
GET OUT OF THIS.

255
00:11:20,791 --> 00:11:21,792
WHAT? NO, I DON'T.
SEE HOW EXCITED JOE IS?

256
00:11:21,958 --> 00:11:23,827
I CAN'T LET HIM DOWN.

257
00:11:23,994 --> 00:11:25,628
YEAH, BUT I'M SURE HE'D
RATHER SEE HIS FATHER

258
00:11:25,796 --> 00:11:27,798
WHO WASN'T
"IN A VEGETATIVE STATE!"

259
00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:32,435
ALL RIGHT.

260
00:11:32,602 --> 00:11:33,904
I GUESS I'LL TELL HIM
I'M BACKING OUT.

261
00:11:36,807 --> 00:11:38,942
HEY, JOE, CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

262
00:11:39,109 --> 00:11:42,478
WOW, MR. HOBBS, NOW I KNOW
WHERE JOE GETS HIS COOL FROM.

263
00:11:42,645 --> 00:11:44,080
DYLAN.

264
00:11:44,247 --> 00:11:45,982
- YEAH.
- THIS IS DYLAN.

265
00:11:46,149 --> 00:11:47,851
HEY, HONEY, JOE'S NEW FRIEND
DYLAN IS HERE.

266
00:11:48,018 --> 00:11:49,652
WOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE
SOMEONE'S GOING TO

267
00:11:49,820 --> 00:11:51,621
FINALLY KICK MAYHEM'S BUTT.
- YEAH.

268
00:11:51,822 --> 00:11:54,090
THAT'S RIGHT, GUYS.
IT'S GONNA BE MY DAD.

269
00:11:54,257 --> 00:11:58,594
all: MANE-IAC!
MANE-IAC! MANE-IAC!

270
00:11:58,829 --> 00:12:00,363
SO, WHAT'D YOU WANT
TO TELL ME, DAD?

271
00:12:00,530 --> 00:12:02,365
- WELL, YEAH--
- I BET HE WANTS YOU

272
00:12:02,532 --> 00:12:04,167
TO BE HIS CORNER MAN.
THAT WOULD BE EPIC.

273
00:12:04,334 --> 00:12:07,037
all: MANE-IAC! MANE-IAC!
MANE-IAC!

274
00:12:07,203 --> 00:12:08,905
OH, OKAY, YEAH, NO, ALL RIGHT,
OKAY, YEAH, YEAH, I GOT IT.

275
00:12:09,072 --> 00:12:10,841
LISTEN, GUY--

276
00:12:11,007 --> 00:12:14,644
WELL, THE TRUTH IS THIS.
I--

277
00:12:14,845 --> 00:12:16,446
JOE, YOU'RE OFFICIALLY
MY CORNER MAN.

278
00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:19,115
YEAH, COME ON!

279
00:12:19,282 --> 00:12:22,953
all: MANE-IAC! MANE-IAC!
- OH, NO, HE DURDN'T.

280
00:12:28,158 --> 00:12:29,926
OH, PAUSE IT RIGHT THERE.
PAUSE IT.

281
00:12:30,093 --> 00:12:31,962
OKAY, THAT'S THE MOVE
THAT BULK TAUGHT ME.

282
00:12:32,128 --> 00:12:34,397
THE ULTIMATE SLEEPER HOLD
CALLED THE DREAM WEAVE.

283
00:12:37,067 --> 00:12:40,336
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO
LEARN WRESTLING FROM YOUR MOVIE.

284
00:12:40,503 --> 00:12:43,273
IT'S MY ONLY SHOT, MARCUS.
I MEAN WITH THAT HOLD,

285
00:12:43,439 --> 00:12:45,241
I WAS ABLE TO REGAIN
MY CHAMPIONSHIP BELT

286
00:12:45,408 --> 00:12:47,143
AND REBUILD MY PARENT'S SALON.

287
00:12:49,612 --> 00:12:51,314
HERE, PRACTICE ON ME.

288
00:12:51,481 --> 00:12:53,449
- OH, ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
- YEAH. ALL RIGHT.

289
00:12:53,616 --> 00:12:55,218
OKAY.

290
00:12:55,385 --> 00:12:56,686
ALL RIGHT, THERE'S
THE WEAVE PART.

291
00:12:56,887 --> 00:12:57,753
- YEAH.
- OKAY.

292
00:12:57,921 --> 00:12:59,555
OKAY, YEP.

293
00:12:59,722 --> 00:13:03,426
- NOW HERE COMES THE DREAM.
- OKAY.

294
00:13:03,593 --> 00:13:06,963
SHH. SHH.

295
00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:08,564
IT'S WORK--KEVIN?

296
00:13:08,731 --> 00:13:10,600
ARE YOU ASLEEP?
KEVIN?

297
00:13:10,766 --> 00:13:13,003
NO, I JUST WANT
TO DISAPPOINT YOU.

298
00:13:13,169 --> 00:13:14,204
COME ON!
DON'T DO THAT.

299
00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:16,206
JUST, YOU KNOW, I--

300
00:13:16,372 --> 00:13:17,740
NO, NO, NO.
SHE'S BEEN IMITATING ME.

301
00:13:17,908 --> 00:13:19,809
LET ME TALK TO HER.

302
00:13:19,976 --> 00:13:21,511
YOU HAVE ENOUGH ON YOUR PLATE
WITH YOUR OTHER CHILD.

303
00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:22,946
OH, HONEY, JOE'S FINE.

304
00:13:23,113 --> 00:13:24,915
I MEANT DAD.

305
00:13:28,551 --> 00:13:30,753
JANIE.

306
00:13:30,921 --> 00:13:33,523
MOM TOLD ME YOU'VE BEEN DOING
MY DANCE BOMB THING AT SCHOOL.

307
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:34,925
I KNOW YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY,

308
00:13:35,058 --> 00:13:36,759
BUT YOU CAN'T DO IT ANY MORE.

309
00:13:36,927 --> 00:13:39,495
WHY? EVERYONE LIKES IT
WHEN I DO IT.

310
00:13:39,662 --> 00:13:40,696
AND YOU DO IT.

311
00:13:40,931 --> 00:13:42,665
WELL, BUT I'M OLDER.

312
00:13:42,832 --> 00:13:44,400
YOU CAN'T JUST ALWAYS DO
WHAT YOU SEE ME DO.

313
00:13:44,567 --> 00:13:46,336
LIKE WHEN YOU
MAKE KISSY FACES

314
00:13:46,502 --> 00:13:48,939
AND TAKE PICTURES OF YOURSELF
ON YOUR PHONE?

315
00:13:52,175 --> 00:13:54,510
I ONLY DO IT
BECAUSE YOU'RE COOL.

316
00:13:54,677 --> 00:13:57,713
AND I WANT TO BE
JUST LIKE YOU.

317
00:13:57,948 --> 00:14:02,085
AWW.
YOU WANT TO BE JUST LIKE ME?

318
00:14:02,252 --> 00:14:03,419
SISTER SELFIE?

319
00:14:09,459 --> 00:14:12,428
WHAT? SHE THINKS I'M COOL.
I LOST FOCUS AFTER THAT.

320
00:14:14,497 --> 00:14:18,268
YOU ARE SO YOUR FATHER'S
DAUGHTER, EMILY.

321
00:14:18,434 --> 00:14:20,436
JANIE, WHAT YOUR SISTER
WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU

322
00:14:20,603 --> 00:14:23,974
IS YOU NEED TO STOP IMITATING
HER AND DISRUPTING CLASS.

323
00:14:24,074 --> 00:14:28,111
BUT I'M GETTING LAUGHS, MOM.
BIG LAUGHS.

324
00:14:28,278 --> 00:14:29,980
YOU'RE NOT IN SCHOOL
TO GET BIG LAUGHS.

325
00:14:30,146 --> 00:14:31,481
YOU'RE THERE TO LEARN.
SO, KNOCK IT OFF.

326
00:14:31,647 --> 00:14:33,349
WHY?

327
00:14:33,516 --> 00:14:37,787
BECAUSE I'M YOUR MOTHER,
AND I SAID SO.

328
00:14:37,988 --> 00:14:40,090
OKAY.
SORRY, MOM.

329
00:14:44,227 --> 00:14:46,129
MAYBE I SHOULD CALL
YOUR MOTHER

330
00:14:46,296 --> 00:14:50,000
AND HAVE HER KNOCK SOME SENSE
INTO YOU, MANE-IAC.

331
00:14:50,133 --> 00:14:51,534
WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S IT.

332
00:14:51,701 --> 00:14:53,303
I KNOW HOW TO BEAT MAYHEM.

333
00:14:53,469 --> 00:14:54,670
SHH. YOU'RE GOING
TO WAKE KEVIN.

334
00:14:58,474 --> 00:15:02,145
I'M NOT ASLEEP
BUT I AM DREAMING.

335
00:15:02,312 --> 00:15:02,878
OKAY, COME ON. COME ON, SON.

336
00:15:10,486 --> 00:15:13,389
GUYS, CHECK IT OUT.

337
00:15:16,426 --> 00:15:21,031
AND NOW, WRESTLING FANS,
IT'S TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT.

338
00:15:21,131 --> 00:15:23,166
INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGER,

339
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:27,603
DAVID HOBBS AS THE MANE-IAC!

340
00:15:33,443 --> 00:15:37,047
fans: MANE-IAC! MANE-IAC!
MANE-IAC!

341
00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:40,883
SHAKE THE MANE!

342
00:15:41,051 --> 00:15:42,952
ALL RIGHT, GET READY.

343
00:15:43,119 --> 00:15:44,387
KEVIN, SCRUNCHIE.

344
00:15:53,363 --> 00:15:55,231
DID BULK GET HERE YET?

345
00:15:55,398 --> 00:15:56,432
'CAUSE IF HE DOESN'T SHOW UP
WITH MY SECRET WEAPON,

346
00:15:56,599 --> 00:15:58,334
I'M IN BIG TROUBLE.

347
00:15:58,501 --> 00:16:00,903
I WOULD TRY MY SECRET WEAPON,
GIVING UP.

348
00:16:01,137 --> 00:16:02,738
DON'T WORRY.
BULK WILL BE HERE.

349
00:16:06,342 --> 00:16:10,213
OH, NO. SOMEONE'S ABOUT
TO GET A BOO-BOO.

350
00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:13,416
IS THERE A DOCTOR
IN THE HOUSE?

351
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:17,853
A DOCTOR OF MAYHEM!

352
00:16:23,559 --> 00:16:25,428
GIVE HIM THE DEATH-ESCOPE!

353
00:16:25,595 --> 00:16:27,363
PRINCIPAL TEMPLEMAN?

354
00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:32,402
OH, HELLO, MRS. HOBBS.
UH JANIE.

355
00:16:32,568 --> 00:16:34,804
JUST BLOWING OFF A LITTLE STEAM
FOR THE WEEKEND.

356
00:16:34,970 --> 00:16:39,475
OH, AND NOTHING PERSONAL,
SHOW NO MERCY!

357
00:16:43,746 --> 00:16:46,249
HERE'S MY PATIENT.

358
00:16:46,416 --> 00:16:50,653
OPEN UP AND SAY "OW."

359
00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:52,588
COME ON!

360
00:16:52,755 --> 00:16:55,258
DAD, I'M SO PROUD
TO BE IN YOUR CORNER.

361
00:16:55,425 --> 00:16:56,326
GO GET HIM.

362
00:17:03,666 --> 00:17:05,000
RARRGGHH!

363
00:17:07,470 --> 00:17:09,605
man: WE LOVE YOU,
MANE-IAC!

364
00:17:09,772 --> 00:17:12,308
THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT.
I APPRECIATE IT.

365
00:17:12,475 --> 00:17:13,909
- HU-AHH!
- AAH!

366
00:17:19,182 --> 00:17:21,451
WHOO!

367
00:17:21,617 --> 00:17:24,720
HELP ME KEVIN.
HELP ME KEVIN. HELP ME KEVIN.

368
00:17:28,591 --> 00:17:31,427
all: OOH!

369
00:17:31,594 --> 00:17:34,864
I SAID, HELP ME, KEVIN.

370
00:17:38,701 --> 00:17:40,069
all: OOH!

371
00:17:46,842 --> 00:17:48,511
DAD!
DAD, GET UP.

372
00:17:48,678 --> 00:17:50,313
HE'S GOING
TO JUMP OFF THE TOP ROPE.

373
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:54,184
I'M TRYING.
ARE MY LEGS MOVING?

374
00:17:54,284 --> 00:17:55,618
ROLL, DAVID, ROLL.

375
00:17:59,622 --> 00:18:01,624
- RARGH!
- UNH!

376
00:18:04,494 --> 00:18:06,596
ARE YOU OKAY, DAVID?

377
00:18:06,762 --> 00:18:08,464
RARGH!

378
00:18:08,631 --> 00:18:10,400
IS BULK HERE YET?

379
00:18:12,668 --> 00:18:15,238
WELL, THEN, CAN ONE OF
YOU GUYS DO SOMETHING, PLEASE?

380
00:18:15,405 --> 00:18:17,072
OKAY,
I'LL TELL SOME JOKES.

381
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,741
OKAY, PEOPLE.
TIME FOR SOME COMEDY.

382
00:18:18,908 --> 00:18:19,942
TWO WRESTLERS WALK INTO A BAR--

383
00:18:20,109 --> 00:18:23,246
NO, THEY DON'T!

384
00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:24,447
OKAY, NO JOKES.
THAT'S COOL.

385
00:18:33,923 --> 00:18:38,994
NOW WE ALL KNOW WHAT A PATIENT
NEEDS BEFORE SURGERY, RIGHT?

386
00:18:39,229 --> 00:18:41,364
TO BE SHAVED!

387
00:18:41,531 --> 00:18:42,498
NO! NO!

388
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:55,077
AND I AIN'T TALKING
ABOUT THIS FAKE MANE OVER HERE.

389
00:18:56,979 --> 00:18:59,249
I WANT THE REAL THING.

390
00:18:59,382 --> 00:19:01,417
SHAVE HIM!

391
00:19:01,584 --> 00:19:05,154
I WANT TO SEE
THAT HEAD SHINE.

392
00:19:05,321 --> 00:19:08,258
AH-HA!

393
00:19:08,391 --> 00:19:11,126
BENJAMIN ZACHARY FELDMAN,

394
00:19:11,294 --> 00:19:13,396
PUT THOSE CLIPPERS DOWN
THIS INSTANT.

395
00:19:16,332 --> 00:19:18,067
- MOM?
- BENJI...

396
00:19:18,268 --> 00:19:19,869
YOU WILL NOT TOUCH A HAIR

397
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:22,071
ON THAT SWEET
DAVID HOBB'S HEAD.

398
00:19:22,272 --> 00:19:23,673
CLIPPERS DOWN NOW!

399
00:19:23,839 --> 00:19:27,277
BUT WHY?
HE STARTED IT.

400
00:19:27,410 --> 00:19:30,680
BECAUSE I'M YOUR MOTHER
AND I SAID SO.

401
00:19:30,846 --> 00:19:33,082
FINE.

402
00:19:33,283 --> 00:19:36,952
DAD, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE.

403
00:19:37,119 --> 00:19:40,623
WHY COULDN'T YOU BE
A REAL DOCTOR LIKE YOUR BROTHER?

404
00:19:40,790 --> 00:19:42,925
BUT I AM A REAL DOCTOR.

405
00:19:43,092 --> 00:19:44,360
A DOCTOR OF PAIN.

406
00:19:44,527 --> 00:19:45,561
OH.

407
00:19:53,403 --> 00:19:56,372
DREAM WEAVE, DAD!
DREAM WEAVE!

408
00:19:56,539 --> 00:19:59,041
NO, NO. REVERSE CARESS!
REVERSE CARESS!

409
00:20:08,451 --> 00:20:10,320
UNNNHHH.

410
00:20:10,486 --> 00:20:12,888
AH! YEAH!

411
00:20:13,055 --> 00:20:15,825
THE WINNER BY KNOCKOUT,

412
00:20:15,991 --> 00:20:19,395
THE MANE-IAC.

413
00:20:19,562 --> 00:20:21,831
DAD, IT TOOK A LOT OF GUTS
FIGHTING THAT GUY.

414
00:20:21,997 --> 00:20:24,233
NO, NO, SON.
THAT WAS STUPID.

415
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,402
WELL, WHY'D YOU DO IT?

416
00:20:26,569 --> 00:20:29,405
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY SON.
I DIDN'T WANT TO LET YOU DOWN.

417
00:20:29,572 --> 00:20:33,175
THE LESSON HERE IS YOU GOT
TO KNOW YOUR LIMITATIONS.

418
00:20:33,343 --> 00:20:36,278
SOMETIMES REAL BRAVERY
MEANS JUST WALKING AWAY.

419
00:20:36,446 --> 00:20:38,414
HE'S WAKING UP!

420
00:20:38,581 --> 00:20:40,516
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
RUN AWAY!