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ALL RIGHT, TROOPS.

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I WANT YOU TO EAT UP
THESE FLAPJACKS

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AND SPIT SHINE THOSE PLATES.

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- EW.
- GROSS.

5
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DAD, YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRY
AND BE A TOUGH GUY

6
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'CAUSE GRANDPA'S COMING, RIGHT?

7
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YOU'RE DARN RIGHT I AM.

8
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ANYBODY GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
- YEAH.

9
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- I DO.
- IT'S WEIRD.

10
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I NEVER GET TO DO
WHAT I WANT TO DO.

11
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WELL, I'M ON MY WAY
TO PICK UP MY FATHER

12
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FROM THE AIRPORT.

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HMM.

14
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MM.

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OH, WHAT'S THIS?

16
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THAT'D BE HARD-CORE
MARINE COFFEE, SOLDIER!

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I JUST GREW HAIR ON MY CHEST.

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REALLY?
GIVE ME SOME OF THAT.

19
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WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR
VANILLA-HAZELNUT LATTE

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WITH A DOLLOP
OF CREME FRAICHE, HUH?

21
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I AM NOT GONNA DRINK THAT
IN FRONT OF HIM.

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REMEMBER WHAT
HE CALLED ME LAST TIME--

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A SPINELESS BAG
OF PUPPY KISSES?

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OKAY, IN HIS DEFENSE,
YOU WERE SIPPING IT

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THROUGH A CINNAMON STICK,
WEARING A SHOWER CAP,

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IN A BUBBLE BATH.

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I HOPE GRANDPA
CAN STILL DO THAT TRICK

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WHERE HE WALKS ON HIS HANDS.

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I CAN WALK ON MY HANDS.

30
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I'M JUST NOT GONNA DO IT RIGHT
NOW 'CAUSE I HAD A MANICURE.

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EMPHASIS ON "MAN."

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YES!

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all:
GRANDPA!

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HO!
12 MILES IN RECORD TIME.

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HOORAH!

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HEY, DAD.

37
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I WAS--I WAS ON MY WAY
TO PICK YOU UP.

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YEAH, WELL, THE FLIGHT
GOT IN EARLY,

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SO I HOOFED IT FROM THE AIRPORT

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TILL MY HANDS GOT JEALOUS,
AND FOR THE LAST MILE,

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I DID THIS.

42
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TROOPS, ATTEN-HUT!

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YOU'RE MY GRANDKIDS.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SALUTE ME.

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OH, A HANDSHAKE
WILL DO JUST FINE.

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WELCOME, MAJOR.
COFFEE?

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MM.

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WHERE'D YOU GET IT FROM--
COFFEE BEAN AND LADY TEARS?

48
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ARE YOU HUNGRY, DADDY?

49
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DAVID MADE SOME MINI
QUICHE LORRAINES YESTERDAY.

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YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME, HONEY.

51
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SO, KIDS, GRAB MY BAG.

52
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
AT EASE, SOLDIERS.

53
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WAY TO GO, MR. HOLLYWOOD.

54
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LOOKS LIKE YOUR KIDS
ARE AS SOFT AS YOU ARE

55
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AND YOUR
COCOA-BUTTER HANDSHAKE.

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KIDS, SHOW ME MY BARRACKS.

57
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WELL, I BETTER GET READY
TO LEAVE, HONEY.

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GOT A HUGE TAP-DANCING SCENE
AS LITTLE SALLY DESARIO.

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LUCKY.

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I USED TO HAVE WORK AS AN EXCUSE
TO GET OUT OF FAMILY TIME.

61
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NOW I'M GONNA BE STUCK WITH HIM
FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS.

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OH, DAVID, AT LEAST TRY.

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MAYBE SPENDING SOME QUALITY TIME
WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

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OH, YEAH.

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THE LAST 20 YEARS
DIDN'T MAKE A DENT.

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BUT THE NEXT TWO DAYS,
THAT'LL BREAK THE ICE, HONEY.

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I'M SO SORRY, DAVID.
I MESSED UP SO BAD.

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YOU GOT CALLED IN
TO JURY DUTY,

69
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SO I WENT DOWN
TO THE COURTHOUSE

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TO PERSONALLY GET YOU
OUT OF IT,

71
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BUT THEY WOULDN'T MAKE
AN EXCEPTION THIS TIME,

72
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NOT EVEN FOR YOU.

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ARE YOU SAYING
WHAT I THINK YOU'RE SAYING?

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YEAH, DAVID,
YOU HAVE JURY DUTY TODAY.

75
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TODAY?
YES!

76
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OH, THAT IS FANTASTIC NEWS!

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OH, WOW!
THIS IS SO BAD.

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OH, HONEY, I'M S--
I CAN'T SPEND QUALITY TIME

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WITH YOUR DAD NOW.

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DADDY, ARE YOU SNEAKING
A MINI QUICHE?

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NO.

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YES.

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DON'T TELL GRANDPA.

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DON'T TELL GRANDPA WHAT?

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OH, UH, WELL, MAJOR, UNFORTUNATELY,

86
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I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SPEND
ANY QUALITY TIME WITH YOU

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BECAUSE...
OH, I HAVE JURY DUTY.

88
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JURY DUTY?

89
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WHAT'S THAT?

90
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WELL, THAT'S WHERE
I GET TO TELL WHETHER OR NOT

91
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SOMEBODY HAS DONE
SOMETHING WRONG

92
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AND PUNISH THEM.

93
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LIKE WHEN THE TEACHER
GIVES YOU TIME-OUT?

94
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YEAH, BUT THESE ARE, LIKE,
TIME-OUTS FOR FIVE TO TEN YEARS.

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- WOW. TOUGH SCHOOL.
- YEAH.

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WOW, DAVID. I'M SURPRISED YOU
DIDN'T PULL THE CELEBRITY CARD

97
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AND FINAGLE YOUR WAY OUT OF IT.

98
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DAD, SINCE THE KIDS
ARE ON SCHOOL VACATION,

99
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I TOLD 'EM YOU'RE IN CHARGE,

100
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SO MAYBE THIS AFTERNOON
YOU CAN ALL WATCH

101
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MY SOAP OPERA TOGETHER?

102
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I DOUBT IF WE'LL HAVE TIME.

103
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I GOT TO TOUGHEN
THESE KIDS UP.

104
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PICKING UP
SOME OF DAVID'S SLACK.

105
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WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, SIR,
I PICK UP DAVID'S SLACKS.

106
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STOP TALKING, PLEASE.

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- IT'S MY JOB. I DO.
- I HAVE TO GO SERVE MY COUNTRY.

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OKAY, DAD, THERE'S FOOD
IN THE FRIDGE.

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YOU KNOW MY CELL.

110
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AND IF YOU GUYS DECIDE
TO WATCH THE SHOW,

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IT'S ACTUALLY ON CHANNEL--
- GOT IT.

112
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EMILY, JOE, JANIE,

113
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I'VE BEEN PUT IN CHARGE
OF THIS OUTPOST,

114
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SO WE GOT A BUSY DAY
OF BOOT CAMP.

115
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WE'RE GONNA START
WITH CALISTHENICS,

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SELF-DEFENSE,
THEN LUNCH,

117
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AND THEN
WE'LL REALLY START WORKING.

118
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WHAT IF WE HAVE TO PEE?

119
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NOT ON MY WATCH.

120
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WHY WOULD I PEE
ON YOUR WATCH?

121
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GRANDPA, SIR,

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AS MUCH AS I LOVE
A HIGHLY STRUCTURED DAY,

123
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I'VE GOT
A TON OF HOMEWORK TO DO.

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WELL, EMILY, I APPLAUD
YOUR DEDICATION TO ACADEMIA.

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THAT'S AN HONORABLE
DISCHARGE FOR YOU.

126
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YOUR LOSS, EMILY.

127
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THIS IS GONNA GIVE ME
THE SIX-PACK

128
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THE LADIES
HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.

129
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YEAH!

130
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NO ONE'S WAITING, JOE.

131
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WELL, THOSE LAWYERS
DIDN'T TAKE MUCH TIME

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MAKING THEIR CASE.

133
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WELL, THERE WAS A LOT
OF OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE

134
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AGAINST THE DEFENDANT.

135
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WE'LL BE OUT OF HERE
IN NO TIME,

136
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AND WE CAN ALL GO HOME
AND SEE OUR FAMILIES.

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WHOA, WHOA.

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SLOW YOUR ROLL THERE,
NUMBER TWO.

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WHAT'S YOUR HURRY?

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WE'RE HERE TO SERVE JUSTICE,
MY FRIEND,

141
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AND THAT TAKES TIME.

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IT MIGHT TAKE A WHOLE DAY...

143
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POSSIBLY THREE.

144
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THE SURVEILLANCE CAMERA
SHOWED THE DEFENDANT

145
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WALKING OUT OF THE STORE
WITH THE FLAT SCREEN

146
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UNDER HIS JACKET.

147
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YOUR POINT?

148
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AND HE POSTED A PICTURE
OF HIMSELF

149
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WITH A CAPTION SAYING, "CHECK
OUT THE 3-D TV I STOLE."

150
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W-W-WHAT IF HE WAS SOMEONE
WHO LOOKED JUST LIKE HIM?

151
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BEING A BIG TV STAR,
I-I'VE HAD MANY STUNT DOUBLES.

152
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WHY WOULD THE GUY
HAVE A STUNT DOUBLE?

153
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THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE
TO FIND OUT.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M
ON THE SAME JURY AS DAVID HOBBS.

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MY NAME IS--
- NO, NO, NO.

156
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DON'T TELL ME.
I WON'T REMEMBER.

157
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LOOK, WE JUST ALL NEED
TO ELECT A FOREMAN

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AND GET THE JOB DONE.

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I NOMINATE
JUROR NUMBER THREE.

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WHO'S WITH HER?

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OKAY.

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NOW, AS YOUR
NEWLY ELECTED FOREMAN,

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I THINK IT'S TIME THAT WE DIG
INTO THE FACTS OF THIS CASE.

164
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AND THE FACT IS--

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LOOK AT THAT--LUNCHTIME.
PIZZA, ANYBODY?

166
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- OOH!
- OKAY.

167
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WE DON'T NEED PIZZA.
W-WE NEED A VERDICT.

168
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SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!

169
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DAVID HOBBS AND I ARE HUNGRY.

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WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM,
NUMBER TWO?

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IS THERE SOMEWHERE
YOU NEED TO BE?

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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TONIGHT.

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REALLY?
OH, I LIKE BIRTHDAYS.

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ALL THOSE IN FAVOR

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OF A COURTROOM-THEMED
BIRTHDAY PARTY SAY, "AYE."

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all: AYE!

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OKAY.

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ALL RIGHT, OVER THE HURDLES,
OVER THE HURDLES, COME ON.

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YOU'VE ONLY BEEN DOING THIS
FOR AN HOUR.

180
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YOU SHOULDN'T BE THAT TIRED.

181
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COME ON, COME ON.
GET LOW, GET LOW.

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YOU CALL THAT LOW?

183
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SLITHER LIKE A WORM,
YOU GRUNT!

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COME ON, COME ON.
FASTER, FASTER, FASTER.

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FASTER.

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GO, GO, GO, GO, GO,
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.

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- OOH!
- OH.

188
00:07:49,207 --> 00:07:51,514
THAT'S JUST SAD.

189
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UH, WHAT'S THIS?

190
00:07:53,733 --> 00:07:54,995
IT'S AN OBSTACLE COURSE

191
00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:56,997
TO STRENGTHEN AGILITY
AND BALANCE.

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FUN.

193
00:07:58,564 --> 00:08:00,044
GOING TO TAYLOR'S.

194
00:08:00,174 --> 00:08:01,349
IT'S OKAY, EMILY.

195
00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,221
I KNOW YOU'RE
A LITTLE DELICATE FOR THIS.

196
00:08:03,351 --> 00:08:06,572
DAUGHTERS DON'T FALL FAR
FROM THE BAG OF PUPPY KISSES.

197
00:08:06,703 --> 00:08:08,792
PLEASE, GRANDPA.

198
00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:10,315
IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO STUDY,

199
00:08:10,445 --> 00:08:13,013
THIS PUPPY WOULD SAIL THROUGH
YOUR LITTLE JUNGLE GYM,

200
00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:15,407
WAG MY TAIL,
THEN BURY YOUR FAVORITE SHOE

201
00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:18,802
IN THE BACKYARD,
SO TALK TO THE PAW.

202
00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:23,894
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT,
SPONGE BUTT FLABBY PANTS.

203
00:08:25,983 --> 00:08:27,637
OH, IT IS ON.

204
00:08:28,855 --> 00:08:31,989
OKAY, NOW IT'S ON.

205
00:08:34,339 --> 00:08:36,167
OH! OKAY!

206
00:08:36,297 --> 00:08:37,734
HEAR YE! HEAR YE!

207
00:08:37,864 --> 00:08:39,649
OH.

208
00:08:39,779 --> 00:08:41,738
THIS COURT WILL COME TO ORDER

209
00:08:41,868 --> 00:08:46,177
AND WISH JUROR NUMBER TWO
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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00:08:49,746 --> 00:08:52,313
IT'S PIÑATA TIME!

211
00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:59,190
OKAY, LET HER RIP.

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00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:00,495
GO!

213
00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:06,023
I WANT TO DO IT AGAIN!

214
00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:11,855
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I GOT KICKED OFF THE JURY.

215
00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:13,378
I'M GONNA BE STUCK LISTENING
TO THE MAJOR

216
00:09:13,508 --> 00:09:14,858
TELL ME HOW THE PRIMA DONNA

217
00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,729
CAN'T HANDLE BEING
A REGULAR CITIZEN.

218
00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,949
DAVID, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO GO IN THERE.

219
00:09:19,079 --> 00:09:20,211
THERE'S ANOTHER WAY.

220
00:09:20,341 --> 00:09:21,734
LIKE WHAT?

221
00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:25,433
I HAVE HIS AND HIS
RUNNING-AWAY KITS.

222
00:09:27,653 --> 00:09:30,787
I GOT CURRENCY,
TICKETS, FAKE SWISS I.D.s.

223
00:09:30,917 --> 00:09:34,921
IN 12 HOURS, WE COULD BE SKIING
IN ZURICH.

224
00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:36,314
- REALLY?
- YEAH.

225
00:09:36,444 --> 00:09:39,273
NO, NO,
I CAN'T LIE TO HIM.

226
00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:41,319
ALL RIGHT,
I GOT ONE MORE DAY

227
00:09:41,449 --> 00:09:43,626
OF HIM TAKING POTSHOTS
AT ME.

228
00:09:43,756 --> 00:09:45,497
JUST THINK ABOUT IT, DAVID,

229
00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:49,849
OR SHOULD I SAY
"DIETER VON HOBBSENBURG"?

230
00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:54,245
OH!

231
00:09:54,375 --> 00:09:55,855
I'LL BE THERE SOON, TAYLOR.

232
00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:58,641
I'M JUST
A LITTLE TIED UP RIGHT NOW.

233
00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,382
WHAT IS ALL THIS?

234
00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:02,601
OH, DAD!
PLEASE SAVE ME.

235
00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,255
OH!

236
00:10:04,385 --> 00:10:06,518
OH, DAD.

237
00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:09,303
I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS.

238
00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:11,218
"NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS"?

239
00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:14,352
I DIDN'T THINK YOUR FATHER
WAS CUT OUT FOR JURY DUTY,

240
00:10:14,482 --> 00:10:16,397
BUT HE SHOWED UP
AND DID HIS PART.

241
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:19,836
AND I'M PROUD OF YOU.

242
00:10:22,577 --> 00:10:24,884
"PROUD"?

243
00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:26,756
OF ME?

244
00:10:26,886 --> 00:10:29,454
YOU KNOW...

245
00:10:29,584 --> 00:10:31,630
I WAS ELECTED JURY FOREMAN.

246
00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:33,197
JOE, DID YOU HEAR THAT?

247
00:10:33,327 --> 00:10:34,502
EMILY?

248
00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:37,157
YOUR FATHER'S IN COMMAND.

249
00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:40,857
I-I MISJUDGED YOU, SON.

250
00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,907
"SON"?

251
00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:49,692
LITTLE HELP OVER HERE, GRANDPA.

252
00:10:49,822 --> 00:10:51,345
I'M COMING.

253
00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:53,521
WELL, IT'S--IT'S TOO BAD
YOU'RE LEAVING, MAJOR,

254
00:10:53,652 --> 00:10:57,525
BECAUSE TOMORROW
I GIVE MY BIG FOREMAN SPEECH

255
00:10:57,656 --> 00:10:59,310
WHERE I DELIVER THE VERDICT.

256
00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,921
OH, THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.

257
00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:03,793
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

258
00:11:03,923 --> 00:11:05,620
HE CALLED ME "SON."

259
00:11:05,751 --> 00:11:08,101
YEAH, WELL, I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE
TO FORGET IT.

260
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:09,450
YOU KNOW, I KNOW
WHAT A STICKLER YOU ARE

261
00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:11,322
FOR STICKING TO A SCHEDULE.

262
00:11:11,452 --> 00:11:14,107
YOU KNOW, FOR THIS,
I'LL CHANGE MY SCHEDULE.

263
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,110
WHO WANTS TO GO SEE DAD

264
00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:18,938
IN ACTION
AT THE COURTHOUSE TOMORROW?

265
00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:21,680
OH, ME.
PLEASE, ME.

266
00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:24,074
ARE--ARE YOU SURE
YOU WANT TO DO THAT?

267
00:11:24,204 --> 00:11:26,206
WELL, ABSOLUTELY.

268
00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:29,122
AND...

269
00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:31,211
UH, CALL ME "DAD."

270
00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:36,739
OH.
OKAY, DAD.

271
00:11:39,872 --> 00:11:41,004
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, DAVID?

272
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,266
HE'S BRINGING THE KIDS DOWN
TO SEE YOU,

273
00:11:42,396 --> 00:11:43,876
AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN
ON THE JURY.

274
00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,704
LOOK, HE CALLED ME "SON."

275
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:48,011
IMAGINE IF I CALLED YOU "SON."

276
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:51,144
OH.

277
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:53,451
EXACTLY.
ONLY I DIDN'T DROOL.

278
00:11:53,581 --> 00:11:54,887
YOU DID A LITTLE.

279
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,454
I GOT IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO?

280
00:11:56,584 --> 00:11:58,108
I'M GONNA ACT SICK. LOOK...

281
00:11:59,805 --> 00:12:01,198
I LOOK SICK?
- EW. OH, YEAH.

282
00:12:01,328 --> 00:12:02,939
I MEAN, YOUR PERFORMANCE
IS FLAWLESS,

283
00:12:03,069 --> 00:12:04,636
BUT YOU LOOK RADIANT
AS ALWAYS.

284
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:08,596
CURSE MY INNER GLOW.

285
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:11,338
WAIT.
I HAVE AN IDEA.

286
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:13,297
REMEMBER EPISODE 134
WHEN WE SHOT

287
00:12:13,427 --> 00:12:14,515
ON LOCATION IN PARIS--

288
00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:18,476
{\an8}<i>SEE DAD GET HIS HUNCHBACK?</i>

289
00:12:18,606 --> 00:12:20,957
RINGS A BELL.

290
00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:26,223
EASY PEASY.

291
00:12:26,353 --> 00:12:28,442
OH!
- OH, GRANDPA!

292
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:29,922
OW!

293
00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:31,837
OH!

294
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:35,188
NOT SO EASY WHEN YOU'RE
FACING ENEMY FIRE, HUH?

295
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:38,757
GRANDPA,
I'M IN SEVENTH GRADE.

296
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,933
THE ONLY ENEMY FIRE I GET
IS ON MY THIGHS

297
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,327
WHEN I SLIDE DOWN THE ROPE
IN GYM CLASS.

298
00:12:43,457 --> 00:12:44,763
HE'S RIGHT, GRANDPA.

299
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,286
WE ARE NEVER GONNA NEED
ANY OF THIS.

300
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,027
NOT TRUE.

301
00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:49,550
YOU'RE GONNA NEED THIS
WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.

302
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:51,814
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE
A REGULAR GRANDPA

303
00:12:51,944 --> 00:12:53,685
INSTEAD OF TREATING US
LIKE SOLDIERS?

304
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,426
THAT'S IT?

305
00:12:55,556 --> 00:12:57,645
YOU'RE SURRENDERING?

306
00:12:57,776 --> 00:13:01,954
SOFT,
JUST LIKE THEIR DADDY.

307
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:05,392
I'M HOME.

308
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:09,396
DAD, IT LOOKS JUST LIKE
THE HOUSE I GREW UP IN,

309
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:12,138
EXCEPT
WITHOUT THE BARBED WIRE.

310
00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:13,966
NEXT VISIT.

311
00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:16,534
SO DID YOU GET A CHANCE
TO WATCH MY SHOW?

312
00:13:16,664 --> 00:13:18,188
I WAS A LITTLE BUSY HERE

313
00:13:18,318 --> 00:13:20,755
TRYING TO TURN YOUR POWDER PUFFS
INTO SOLDIERS.

314
00:13:20,886 --> 00:13:23,193
OH, OKAY, I UNDERSTAND.

315
00:13:23,323 --> 00:13:25,325
BUT IT'S NOT EVERY DAY
YOUR DAUGHTER'S ON TV.

316
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:26,936
ACTUALLY, IT IS EVERY DAY.

317
00:13:27,066 --> 00:13:28,328
YOU KNOW WHAT?

318
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:32,115
IT'LL GIVE YOU A CHANCE
TO MISS IT TOMORROW.

319
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,768
OH, HEY, HONEY.

320
00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:37,076
LISTEN, MY HUNCHBACK
IS REALLY FLARING UP TODAY.

321
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:40,166
I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT
BACK TO JURY DUTY.

322
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,385
DAVID, WHY ARE YOU DOING

323
00:13:41,515 --> 00:13:44,083
YOUR {\an8}<i>SEE DAD GET HIS HUNCHBACK
BIT?</i>

324
00:13:46,172 --> 00:13:50,089
CAN I SEE YOU
IN THE KITCHEN, PLEASE?

325
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:51,917
YOUR FATHER CAN'T COME
TO THE COURTHOUSE.

326
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:54,137
I GOT KICKED OFF THE JURY.

327
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,226
NOW HE'S PROUD OF ME.
HE CALLED ME "SON."

328
00:13:56,356 --> 00:13:58,576
I CALLED HIM "DAD."
IT'S A WHOLE THING.

329
00:13:58,706 --> 00:14:00,230
WOW. HE'S GONNA GO
ALL THE WAY

330
00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,405
TO A COURTROOM
TO SEE YOU,

331
00:14:01,535 --> 00:14:03,189
BUT HE CAN'T EVEN POINT
THE REMOTE

332
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,322
TO THE TV
TO WATCH MY SHOW?

333
00:14:05,452 --> 00:14:08,891
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I BET HE'S NEVER EVEN SEEN IT.

334
00:14:09,021 --> 00:14:11,110
THAT'S IT.
I'LL PUT ON A SHOW.

335
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,330
- WHAT?
- I'LL FAKE THE WHOLE THING--

336
00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:17,421
THE JURY, THE COURTROOM,
THE JUDGE, EVERYTHING.

337
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:21,425
ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING
TO ME?

338
00:14:21,555 --> 00:14:22,774
YEAH, I WAS AT FIRST,
BUT WHAT I WAS SAYING

339
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,645
WAS WAY MORE INTERESTING, HONEY.

340
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:31,130
OKAY, PEOPLE, LET'S GO OVER
MY SCRIPT ONE MORE TIME.

341
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:34,133
NOW, WHEN THE JUDGE SAYS,
"GUILTY AS CHARGED,"

342
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:36,614
YOU STAND UP AND SAY,
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE,"

343
00:14:36,744 --> 00:14:38,485
AND ATTACK THE BAILIFF.

344
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,748
THEN DAVID WILL HEROICALLY LEAP
OUT OF THE JURY BOX

345
00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:41,924
AND TAKE YOU DOWN.

346
00:14:42,054 --> 00:14:43,926
NOW, NO MATTER
WHAT HAPPENS, PEOPLE,

347
00:14:44,056 --> 00:14:45,536
STAY IN CHARACTER.

348
00:14:45,666 --> 00:14:48,365
AH. AH.

349
00:14:48,495 --> 00:14:49,496
OKAY. OH!

350
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:50,802
COPY THAT.
OKAY, GUYS.

351
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,456
IT'S SHOWTIME!

352
00:14:52,586 --> 00:14:55,111
IN THREE, TWO, AND...
- HEY.

353
00:15:06,078 --> 00:15:09,690
AH, THE AMERICAN
JUSTICE SYSTEM--

354
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:13,607
THIS IS WHY I SACRIFICED
MY BIG TOE OVERSEAS.

355
00:15:15,522 --> 00:15:17,829
YOU KNOW, DAD,
I ONCE WON AN AWARD

356
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,352
PLAYING A LAWYER
ON A SOAP.

357
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:20,919
AND I WON THE MEDAL
OF HONOR

358
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:25,619
FOR THROWING MYSELF
ON A LIVE GRENADE.

359
00:15:27,534 --> 00:15:32,061
ALL RISE, FOR THE HONORABLE
JUDGE BOB SKYWALKER.

360
00:15:35,194 --> 00:15:39,068
YOU MAY BE SEATED.

361
00:15:39,198 --> 00:15:41,505
JURORS, THANK YOU
FOR YOUR SERVICE,

362
00:15:41,635 --> 00:15:44,160
ESPECIALLY TO OUR FOREMAN,
DAVID HOBBS,

363
00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:46,336
WHO TOOK TIME AWAY
FROM HIS LIFE

364
00:15:46,466 --> 00:15:48,077
TO SERVE THE COURT.

365
00:15:48,207 --> 00:15:51,167
JURY, HAVE YOU REACHED
A VERDICT?

366
00:15:51,297 --> 00:15:52,733
YES, WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR.

367
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,822
OH, PLEASE, MR. HOBBS,

368
00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:57,956
THE HONOR IS ALL MINE.

369
00:15:58,087 --> 00:15:59,610
WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE
AN OPENING COMMENT

370
00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:01,351
OR OBSERVATION,
MR. FOREMAN?

371
00:16:01,481 --> 00:16:04,963
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

372
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,183
I BELIEVE THAT IT'S UP

373
00:16:07,313 --> 00:16:09,881
TO EACH AND EVERYONE
ONE OF US

374
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:13,754
TO UPHOLD THE LAWS
OF THIS GREAT NATION.

375
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:17,106
AND ON THAT NOTE,
I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT

376
00:16:17,236 --> 00:16:18,672
AND GIVE A SPECIAL THANKS

377
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:22,850
TO THE BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN
OF THE UNITED STATES MILITARY...

378
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:25,723
WHO SACRIFICE
SO MUCH FOR US,

379
00:16:25,853 --> 00:16:29,161
ESPECIALLY BIG TOES.

380
00:16:32,338 --> 00:16:33,557
AND ON THAT NOTE,

381
00:16:33,687 --> 00:16:35,472
I'D ALSO LIKE TO THANK
THE JURY,

382
00:16:35,602 --> 00:16:40,172
WHO, WITH MY STEADY
AND FAIR LEADERSHIP,

383
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,695
FIND THE DEFENDANT,
BART VADER,

384
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,001
GUILTY OF BURGLARY!

385
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:45,786
THIS MAN HAS BURGLED,
AND AS A "BURGLARIST,"

386
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,136
HE SHOULD DO HIS TIME!

387
00:16:47,266 --> 00:16:49,747
THANK YOU.
- GUILTY AS CHARGED!

388
00:16:49,877 --> 00:16:52,750
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA
TAKE ME ALIVE!

389
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,666
I GOT THIS!
OOH!

390
00:16:55,796 --> 00:16:58,495
LET'S GET HIM.

391
00:17:06,372 --> 00:17:09,332
HEY! COME HERE!

392
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,595
- HEY!
- HUH?

393
00:17:11,725 --> 00:17:14,424
OOH!

394
00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:25,913
HEY!

395
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:28,177
UH! OH!

396
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:36,098
- WE DID IT!
- YES!

397
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:42,713
HOLY SHRAPNEL.

398
00:17:42,843 --> 00:17:45,150
CRUDITE?

399
00:17:50,851 --> 00:17:52,810
DAD, THAT WAS
THE MOST AWESOME FAKE THING

400
00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:54,377
YOU HAVE EVER DONE.

401
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,641
THANK YOU, SON.
NICE TACKLE.

402
00:17:57,771 --> 00:18:00,339
WELL, YOU WERE RIGHT, GRANDPA.

403
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:02,341
I GUESS ALL THAT TRAINING
REALLY DID PAY OFF.

404
00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:04,691
YEAH, AND YOU DID IT
WHEN IT COUNTED...

405
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:09,305
WELL, WHEN YOU THOUGHT
IT COUNTED.

406
00:18:09,435 --> 00:18:11,045
both:
THANKS, GRANDPA.

407
00:18:11,176 --> 00:18:13,787
YOU KNOW, I PUSHED
YOU KIDS HARD,

408
00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:16,138
BUT, YOU KNOW,
IT'S ALL I KNOW.

409
00:18:16,268 --> 00:18:20,272
YOU'RE THE LAST SOLDIERS
I'VE GOT.

410
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,579
TROOPS, ATTEN-HUT!

411
00:18:22,709 --> 00:18:23,884
OH, COME ON.

412
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,799
AT EASE.

413
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,714
GRANDPA NEEDS A HUG.

414
00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:29,586
GRANDPA.

415
00:18:29,716 --> 00:18:30,630
UGH.

416
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,241
NEED AIR.

417
00:18:32,371 --> 00:18:35,069
OOH.

418
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:41,815
- DAVID?
- YES?

419
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,774
WE NEED TO TALK.

420
00:18:43,904 --> 00:18:45,210
UH...

421
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,473
ABOUT WHAT?

422
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,301
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT HE'S NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT--

423
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:50,737
MY SHOW.

424
00:18:53,479 --> 00:18:55,089
I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GOING TO SAY.

425
00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:56,874
I'M COMPLETELY
WHAT YOU EXPECTED--

426
00:18:57,004 --> 00:18:59,572
A HOLLYWOOD SOFTIE.

427
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:02,096
MAJOR, I KNOW
YOU DON'T APPROVE OF ME.

428
00:19:02,227 --> 00:19:05,317
DAVID,
I'VE ALWAYS APPROVED OF YOU.

429
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,798
NO, I'M PRETTY SURE
YOU HAVEN'T.

430
00:19:10,104 --> 00:19:13,891
DAVID, I LET YOU MARRY
MY LITTLE GIRL.

431
00:19:14,021 --> 00:19:16,067
NOW, THAT'S
THE HIGHEST COMPLIMENT

432
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,329
I COULD'VE GIVEN TO ANYONE.

433
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:20,680
YEAH.
THANK YOU.

434
00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:22,856
BUT...

435
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:26,991
WELL, I LIKED IT
WHEN YOU CALLED ME "SON," DAD.

436
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:29,907
WELL, WHAT DO WE DO--

437
00:19:30,037 --> 00:19:33,040
HUG NOW AND BREAK OUT
SOME QUICHE LORRAINE?

438
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,396
OKAY, I-I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'RE SERIOUS OR NOT,

439
00:19:40,526 --> 00:19:42,876
SO I'M--I'M GONNA GO
IN THE KITCHEN

440
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:45,052
AND HEAT THEM UP.

441
00:19:48,055 --> 00:19:50,971
IF YOU COME IN,
YOU COME IN.

442
00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:54,105
NO--NO JUDGMENTS.

443
00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:06,465
IT WAS GREAT
HAVING YOU, DAD.

444
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:09,207
- WEARING OUT THE "DAD" THING.
- OKAY.

445
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:11,905
SORRY.
DAD.

446
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:13,516
I'LL SEE YOU SOON, SWEETHEART.

447
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,474
OH, HAVE
A SAFE TRIP HOME, DADDY.

448
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:16,475
- YEAH.
- I LOVE YOU.

449
00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:18,172
LOVE YOU, SWEETHEART.

450
00:20:18,303 --> 00:20:21,785
AND DON'T LET ANYONE MISTREAT
LITTLE SALLY DESARIO.

451
00:20:21,915 --> 00:20:24,918
SHE'S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER
IN THAT "FORT PATINA FALLS."

452
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:28,313
AND YOU TELL THAT SANTIAGO
YOU'RE A MARRIED WOMAN.

453
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:35,755
HE'S BEEN WATCHING MY SHOW
ALL ALONG!

454
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:38,715
I'LL MISS YOU, DAD.

455
00:20:38,845 --> 00:20:41,457
PLEASE STOP.