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GUESS WHAT, EMILY.

2
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I'M LIKE YOU NOW.

3
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I FINALLY GOT HOMEWORK.

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WOW.

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WE'RE PAINTING PICTURES
OF OUR GRANDPARENTS

6
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FOR GRANDPARENTS NIGHT.

7
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LOOKS LIKE A CUPCAKE.

8
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IT IS.

9
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SINCE GAWGEE AND GRANDPA
AREN'T ALLOWED TO VISIT ANYMORE,

10
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ALL I CAN HOPE
FOR IS THEY SERVE CUPCAKES.

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JANIE, GAWGEE AND GRANDPA
ARE ALLOWED TO VISIT.

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JUST NOT AT THE SAME TIME,
RIGHT?

13
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I TOLD YOU I WAS
GETTING THEM THE VIDEO GAME,

14
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YOU OLD COOT.

15
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YOU KNEW I ALREADY BOUGHT IT, WOMAN.

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[glass shattering]

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WELL, EVER SINCE MY MOM USED
THE WISE MEN AS NUNCHUKS,

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WE DECIDED THAT WE SHOULDN'T
INVITE THEM HERE

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TOGETHER AT THE SAME TIME.
YOU UNDERSTAND.

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FINISHED.

21
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WOW, CHARLOTTE,
THAT'S AMAZING.

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IT'S ALL RIGHT.

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YEP, ALL OF MY GRANDPARENTS
ARE COMING.

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POPS, NANA-BANANA,
GIGGLES, AND HOWARD.

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YOU'RE SO LUCKY, CHARLOTTE.

26
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MAYBE CAN I BORROW ONE
FOR GRANDPARENTS NIGHT?

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SURE.
WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT?

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I DON'T RECOMMEND HOWARD.

29
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NO, NO, NO, NO,
JANIE DOESN'T NEED

30
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ANY OF YOUR GRANDPARENTS, CHARLOTTE.

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LOOKS LIKE SHE DOES.

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IT'S KIND OF SAD
AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD

33
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CAN'T KEEP THE PEACE.

34
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I'M GONNA WORK THIS OUT, CHARLOTTE.

35
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HONEY, I'M INVITING BOTH
YOUR GRANDMOTHER

36
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AND YOUR GRANDFATHER, OKAY?

37
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- REALLY?
- YES.

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ALL RIGHT.
- THANKS DADDY.

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YOU'RE WELCOME SWEETHEART.

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- DAD.
- YEAH?

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ARE YOU NUTS?

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REMEMBER THE LAST TIME
THEY WERE TOGETHER?

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[yelling]

44
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WE'VE BEEN OVER THAT, JOE.

45
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LISTEN, THIS IS A BIG EVENT
FOR HER.

46
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IT'S HER FIRST SCHOOL EVENT,
ALL RIGHT.

47
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IT'S IMPORTANT.

48
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DAD,
THIS IS A REALLY BAD IDEA.

49
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BORROWING NANA-BANANA
MAY BE THE BEST WAY TO GO.

50
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YOU'RE SIDING WITH CHARLOTTE?

51
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YOU'RE TEARING
THIS FAMILY APART!

52
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I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

53
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I'M GOOD EITHER WAY.

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[lively music]

55
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♪

56
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WELL, WHEN I INVITED
THE MAJOR AND MY MOM HERE,

57
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I MADE THEM PROMISE
NOT TO FIGHT.

58
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- MM-HMM.
- YEAH, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

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WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE SURE
THAT THEIR PATHS NEVER CROSS

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WHILE THEY'RE HERE.
RIGHT?

61
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THAT'S WHY KEVIN GOT ME
THESE COMMUNICATION DEVICES.

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OF COURSE,
I'LL BE COMMAND CONTROL.

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EMILY, YOU TRAIL GAWGEE.
I'LL TRAIL GRANDPA.

64
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NO, HOW DO YOU GUYS ACTUALLY
THINK THIS PLAN IS GONNA WORK?

65
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WE HAVE COOL EARPIECES.

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KIDS, WE GOT THIS.

67
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KEVIN'S PICKING UP
THE MAJOR AT THE AIRPORT.

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RIGHT, AND THEN AN HOUR
LATER HE'LL GET MY MOM.

69
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ANYBODY HERE ORDER
A GREAT PAIR OF LEGS?

70
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AND A DIPPING SAUCE.

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MOM, MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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I CHANGED MY FLIGHT.

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I JUST COULDN'T LET
THE MAJOR GET HERE FIRST.

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THE BEST GRANDPARENT
DESERVES THE BEST HUGS.

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- OKAY.
- GAWGEE!

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OH, JANIE.

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I'M SO GLAD YOU AND GRANDPA

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ARE BOTH COMING
TO GRANDPARENTS NIGHT.

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I NEVER, EVER THOUGHT
THIS WOULD HAPPEN IN MY LIFE.

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OH, JANIE, YOU KNOW,
I WOULD NEVER LET YOU DOWN,

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BUT GRANDPA...
[laughs]

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WHAT?

83
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COPY THAT.

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KEVIN CAN'T FIND
THE MAJOR AT THE AIRPORT.

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WHAT, HE--

86
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IT'S BECAUSE HE'S JOGGING UP
OUR DRIVEWAY.

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WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?

88
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GAWGEE, LET'S GO
GET YOU SETTLED, OKAY?

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OH, WHAT'S THE HURRY?

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WELL, IF GRANDPA
GETS HERE FIRST,

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HE'LL TAKE THE ROOM
WITH THE FULL-LENGTH MIRROR.

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OVER MY AGELESS BODY.

93
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WHEW.

94
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DID I BEAT SAGGIE HERE?

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WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, MAJOR,
IT'S MAGGIE.

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"WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, MAJOR,
IT'S MAGGIE."

97
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOUR MOTHER.

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WELCOME, SIR.

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I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE, GRANDPA.

100
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ME TOO, JANIE.

101
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DAD, WE SENT KEVIN
TO THE AIRPORT.

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COME HERE.
- OH.

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WELL I COULDN'T WAIT
FOR KEVIN.

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I SAW MAGGIE HOP IN A CAB.

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I THOUGHT IT WAS BAGGAGE
BEING LOADED,

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BUT, NOPE, IT WAS HER.

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SO I TOOK A SHORTCUT
ACROSS THE TARMAC

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TO TRY AND BEAT HER.

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WAIT, GRANDPA,
YOU RAN ACROSS THE TARMAC?

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YEAH, MY MILITARY BADGE GETS
ME THROUGH A LOT OF SECURITY.

111
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OH, COOL.
CAN I SEE IT?

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NO, HIGH LEVEL CLEARANCE.

113
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YOU HAVE TO HAVE A BADGE
TO SEE MY BADGE.

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A BADGE TO SEE A BADGE?

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MM-HMM.

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WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?

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- OKAY, SO HE'S STILL WEIRD.
- YEAH.

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AFTER THAT LONG FLIGHT
I'M STARVING.

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HEADING TO THE KITCHEN.

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CHICKEN SANDWICH EATING
IN PROGRESS.

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DIVERT, DIVERT.

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HEY, GRANDMA,
WHY DON'T YOU SIT ON THE COUCH,

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AND I WILL BRING YOU A SNACK?

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DON'T BE SILLY.

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I'M A FAMOUS DANCER.

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THESE FABULOUS LEGS
NEED TO DANCE.

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DIVERSION FAILED,
COMING TO YOU.

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COMMENCE OPERATION
"CONCEAL THE MAJOR."

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BOY, THESE FITTED SHEETS
ARE REALLY HARD TO FOLD.

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YEAH, I KNOW THAT, SON.

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AND NOBODY'S EVER CRACKED IT.

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[phone ringing]

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DON'T TOUCH THAT.

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HIGH LEVEL CLEARANCE.

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MAJOR, YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE THIS IN THE LIVING ROOM?

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YOU'LL HAVE A LOT MORE PRIVACY
IN THERE, OKAY?

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OH, SWEETHEART,
WHY'D YOU CLOSE THE DOOR?

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GOT TO KEEP THE FRESHNESS IN, GRANDMA.

139
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OKAY, NOW I'M TREATING
MY GRANDMOTHER LIKE PRODUCE.

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I'M OUT.

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OH, LOOKS LIKE THE MAJOR
GOT HERE.

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SHHH!

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[speaking Chinese]

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I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR GRANDFATHER
SPOKE CHINESE.

145
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SOMETHING'S GOING ON, KEVIN.

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HE RAN ACROSS
THE AIRPORT TARMAC.

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HE HAS A SECRET BADGE.

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HE SPEAKS IN CHINESE...
IN PRIVATE.

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THIS CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING.

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AH, HE'S GOING TO SURPRISE US
WITH MOO SHU PORK.

151
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NO.

152
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THIS IS JUST LIKE
OUR VIDEO GAME,

153
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"SPIES AMONG US."

154
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NO ONE IS WHO THEY SEEM.

155
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YOU NEVER KNOW WHO'S GOOD
OR WHO'S BAD.

156
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THE ONLY THING I'M SURE OF IS

157
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MY GRANDFATHER IS A SPY.

158
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OR NOT.

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MAKE SURE YOU
GET MY GOOD SIDE.

160
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WHO AM I KIDDING?

161
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THEY'RE ALL GOOD.

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OH, HELLO.

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HELLO.

164
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GRANDPA, LOOK.

165
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I'M PAINTING A PORTRAIT
FOR GRANDPARENTS' NIGHT.

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SEE, GAWGEE'S IN THIS ROOM,
AND YOU'RE {\an8}<i>WAY</i> OVER HERE.

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COULD YOU PAINT A MOAT
AROUND HIS ROOM?

168
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MAYBE FILL IT WITH ALLIGATORS?

169
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AND USE YOUR GRANDMOTHER.

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SHE'S A REAL MAN-EATER.

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AND YOU'RE A REAL MAN
WHO CLEARLY EATS TOO MUCH.

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OKAY, GUYS, PLEASE.

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SAVING AMERICA
ONE BURGER AT A TIME.

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JANIE, LET'S TAKE A BIKE RIDE
AND GET SOME FRESH AIR, HUH?

175
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JANIE, WHY DON'T
YOU AND I STAY HERE,

176
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AND I'LL TEACH YOU
SOME NEW DANCE STEPS?

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SURE, GRANDMA.

178
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STILL HAVEN'T LEARNED
TO SHARE, HAVE YOU?

179
00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:02,525
OH, I CAN SHARE.

180
00:08:02,655 --> 00:08:04,135
HOW ABOUT A FRUIT PLATE?

181
00:08:04,265 --> 00:08:05,310
RETURNING FIRE.

182
00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,051
NO, PLEASE,
DON'T RETURN FIRE.

183
00:08:07,181 --> 00:08:08,661
MOM, STOP IT.

184
00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:11,011
STAY LOW.
THE KIWIS AREN'T RIPE.

185
00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:13,666
I'M YOUR SON--

186
00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:16,539
I TAKE IT THE EARPIECES
AREN'T WORKING?

187
00:08:16,669 --> 00:08:18,497
YOU KNOW WHAT?
EVERYBODY STOP!

188
00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:21,631
STOP THROWING--NO,
STOP THROWING FRUIT.

189
00:08:21,761 --> 00:08:24,024
LOOK, IF THIS IS
YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR,

190
00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:26,723
I DON'T WANT IT AROUND MY KIDS.

191
00:08:26,853 --> 00:08:30,074
I WANT THE BOTH OF YOU
TO GO FOR A LONG WALK,

192
00:08:30,204 --> 00:08:31,989
AND TRY TO FIGURE OUT
A WAY TO BE CIVIL TO EACH OTHER

193
00:08:32,119 --> 00:08:33,468
FOR THE NEXT 48 HOURS.

194
00:08:33,599 --> 00:08:34,382
ARE YOU THROWING US OUT?

195
00:08:34,513 --> 00:08:38,125
UNTIL YOU ACT YOUR AGE, YES.

196
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FINE.

197
00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:44,131
FINE.

198
00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:45,959
KIDS, SAY GOODBYE
TO YOUR GRANDMA.

199
00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:47,439
OH, DAD.

200
00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:48,527
WHAT?

201
00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:50,747
OLD LADIES FALL DOWN
ALL THE TIME.

202
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SOMETIMES THEY
DON'T GET BACK UP.

203
00:08:57,362 --> 00:09:00,060
DADDY, ARE GAWGEE
AND GRANDPA BACK YET?

204
00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:01,801
NO, NOT YET, SWEETIE.

205
00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:03,803
THEY CAME ALL THIS WAY
TO SEE ME,

206
00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:05,892
AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN HERE.
- MM.

207
00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:07,198
I JUST HOPE THEY HAVEN'T
PUMMELED EACH OTHER

208
00:09:07,328 --> 00:09:11,028
WITH THOSE GRAPEFRUITS OFF
THE NEIGHBORS TREE.

209
00:09:11,158 --> 00:09:12,290
CALM DOWN, ALL RIGHT.

210
00:09:12,420 --> 00:09:14,684
I WILL GO AND FIND THEM.
OKAY?

211
00:09:14,814 --> 00:09:17,121
COME HERE.
[patting couch]

212
00:09:22,517 --> 00:09:26,478
A-A-AMY!

213
00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:30,351
- ARE YOU OKAY?
- [squeaking]

214
00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:33,137
[squeaking]

215
00:09:33,267 --> 00:09:38,446
[squeaking]

216
00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:49,632
[squeaking]

217
00:09:49,762 --> 00:09:53,026
I HEARD GIGGLING ON THE PATIO.

218
00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:55,594
WHOA.

219
00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,814
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.

220
00:09:57,944 --> 00:09:59,119
ARE WE BEING PRANKED?

221
00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,512
NO.

222
00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:02,557
PLEASE,
SOMEBODY SAY "GOTCHA."

223
00:10:02,688 --> 00:10:05,691
- GOTCHA.
- [giggling]

224
00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,475
PLEASE, CAN YOU TWO
STOP CANOODLING

225
00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:08,563
IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN?

226
00:10:08,694 --> 00:10:11,436
OH, LOOSEN UP,
DAVID, THEY'RE FINE.

227
00:10:11,566 --> 00:10:13,873
NO, I MEANT YOUR CHILDREN.

228
00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:16,397
WELL, YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO TOLD US TO TAKE A WALK.

229
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,704
MOM, THIS IS WALKING.

230
00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,401
THIS IS--
- [laughs]

231
00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:23,230
YOU'RE AN EXCELLENT DIPPER, DAVID.

232
00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:25,189
THIS IS GREAT.

233
00:10:25,319 --> 00:10:30,063
I'M GONNA PAINT A NEW PICTURE
OF YOU GUYS DANCING TOGETHER.

234
00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:32,326
WHAT CAN I SAY, DAVID?

235
00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:34,111
WHEN YOU FINALLY SENT US OFF
ON OUR OWN,

236
00:10:34,241 --> 00:10:37,723
WE REALIZED THAT--
THAT OUR BOILING ANGER

237
00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:40,857
WAS REALLY SIMMERING PASSION.

238
00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:47,211
all: AW.

239
00:10:47,341 --> 00:10:50,301
- UGH.
- EW.

240
00:10:51,998 --> 00:10:53,521
HOW ABOUT SOME MORE COFFEE,

241
00:10:53,652 --> 00:10:58,135
MY BIG STRONG SOLDIER MAN?

242
00:10:58,265 --> 00:11:02,139
YOUR MOTHER AND I STAYED UP
WAY PAST CURFEW DANCING.

243
00:11:02,269 --> 00:11:04,576
I HAVE TWO NEW HIPS,

244
00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:08,232
AND THEY'RE UNDER WARRANTY.

245
00:11:09,624 --> 00:11:11,539
MOM, PEOPLE ARE EATING.

246
00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:14,891
THE LAST TIME I DANCED
LIKE THAT WAS IN ITALY,

247
00:11:15,021 --> 00:11:16,501
AND I WAS ONLY DANCING
BECAUSE THERE WAS

248
00:11:16,631 --> 00:11:19,591
A REALLY LONG LINE
FOR THE LATRINE.

249
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:23,464
AND WHY WERE YOU IN ITALY?

250
00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:28,295
WELL, I COULD TELL YOU,
BUT I'D HAVE TO KILL YOU.

251
00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:29,644
[laughs]

252
00:11:29,775 --> 00:11:33,039
[laughter]

253
00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:35,302
YOU NEVER TOLD ME
YOUR GRANDFATHER WAS SO FUNNY.

254
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:38,523
OH, WELL, THERE'S A LOT YOU
DON'T KNOW ABOUT GRANDPA.

255
00:11:38,653 --> 00:11:39,437
[coughs]
INTERNATIONAL SPY.

256
00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:41,091
[coughs]

257
00:11:41,221 --> 00:11:42,266
[coughs]
I PLANTED A LISTENING DEVICE.

258
00:11:42,396 --> 00:11:43,354
[coughs]

259
00:11:43,484 --> 00:11:44,050
[coughs]
LET'S GO CHECK IT.

260
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,312
[coughs]

261
00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:49,447
[coughs]
OKAY.

262
00:11:49,577 --> 00:11:51,275
- GAWGEE.
- MM-HMM?

263
00:11:51,405 --> 00:11:55,758
IF YOU GRANDPA GET MARRIED,
WOULD THAT MAKE MY MOM AND DAD

264
00:11:55,888 --> 00:12:00,371
BROTHER AND SISTER?
- [spitting]

265
00:12:00,501 --> 00:12:01,938
YOU GUYS OKAY OVER THERE?

266
00:12:02,068 --> 00:12:04,418
- YEAH, JUST REAL HOT.
- SO HOT.

267
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:08,509
- WHAT IF YOU GUYS HAD A BABY?
- [spitting]

268
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:09,815
OKAY, THAT'S IT.

269
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:11,034
I'M TAKING MY COFFEE TO WORK.

270
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,209
WHAT, YOU'RE LEAVING?

271
00:12:12,339 --> 00:12:14,733
HONEY, I THREW UP
IN MY MOUTH TWICE.

272
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:18,345
SO, UH, I'LL SEE YOU
ALL GRANDPARENTS' NIGHT.

273
00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:19,738
ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
KIDS GO GET READY FOR SCHOOL?

274
00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:22,088
COME ON.
- OH, I'LL HELP.

275
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:24,177
THANKS.

276
00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:26,440
YOU KNOW I USED TO LIKE
WHEN THAT WOMAN LEFT THE ROOM.

277
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:29,313
NOW I LOVE IT.

278
00:12:29,443 --> 00:12:33,491
[spitting]

279
00:12:33,621 --> 00:12:35,885
[spitting]

280
00:12:36,015 --> 00:12:37,625
THAT WAS EMPTY.

281
00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:40,019
I JUST HAD A GREAT IDEA.

282
00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:41,760
WHEN THE KIDS ARE AT SCHOOL,
WHY DON'T THE THREE OF US

283
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:44,458
GO TO THE SANTA MONICA PIER?
- YEAH.

284
00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:46,417
AND WHILE WE ARE
ON THE FERRIS WHEEL,

285
00:12:46,547 --> 00:12:49,463
WE CAN KEEP HIM BUSY
WITH SOME COTTON CANDY.

286
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,291
OOH, SOUNDS SWEET.

287
00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:52,945
YOU'RE SWEETER.

288
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,642
OKAY, PLEASE,
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH.

289
00:12:54,773 --> 00:12:56,949
WHAT?
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

290
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,821
NO, I CAN'T TAKE IT.
I CAN'T TAKE ALL THE FLIRTING

291
00:12:58,951 --> 00:13:00,474
AND THE HANDSINESS.
PLEASE, COME ON.

292
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:02,085
AND IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING
TO RUIN COTTON CANDY FOR ME,

293
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,608
YOU BETTER THINK AGAIN.

294
00:13:03,738 --> 00:13:06,176
COME ON, DAVID,
WE'RE JUST ENJOYING OURSELVES.

295
00:13:06,306 --> 00:13:07,699
WE'RE HAPPIER NOW
THAT WE'RE TOGETHER.

296
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,440
YEAH, I UNDERSTAND THAT,

297
00:13:09,570 --> 00:13:11,659
BUT YOUR HAPPINESS IS MAKING ME
AND MY WIFE MISERABLE.

298
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,706
DAVID,
IF YOU CAN'T SEE US TOGETHER,

299
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:17,665
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE US
AT ALL.

300
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:21,800
I'LL JUST TAKE MY NEW HIPS
AND WALK RIGHT OUT OF HERE.

301
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,149
- AND I'LL JOIN YOU.
- YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

302
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,021
YOU KNOW WHAT,
MOM, YOU KNOW--DON'T WALK.

303
00:13:25,151 --> 00:13:27,937
TAKE MY CAR
AND YOUR NEW BOY TOY--

304
00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:31,070
RESPECTFULLY, MAJOR--
AND JUST GO FAR AWAY.

305
00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:32,202
AND DON'T COME BACK
UNTIL YOU LEARN

306
00:13:32,332 --> 00:13:36,032
HOW TO KEEP YOUR HANDS
OFF EACH OTHER.

307
00:13:36,162 --> 00:13:40,732
DON'T BE SURPRISED
IF WE DON'T COME BACK.

308
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,650
- DADDY.
- YEAH?

309
00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:48,174
ARE GAWGEE AND GRANDPA GONNA
MISS MY GRANDPARENTS' NIGHT?

310
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:49,480
THEY'RE NOT BACK YET.

311
00:13:49,610 --> 00:13:51,482
NO--I--
NO, THEY WILL NOT MISS IT.

312
00:13:51,612 --> 00:13:55,616
YEAH, WHERE ARE THEY,
MR. HOBBS?

313
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,662
THEY'RE HERE, CHARLOTTE.

314
00:13:57,792 --> 00:13:59,620
I DON'T SEE 'EM.

315
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,144
THEY'RE IN TOWN.

316
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:05,452
SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
IS THEY'RE {\an8}<i>NOT</i> HERE.

317
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:08,978
STORY'S UNRAVELING.

318
00:14:09,108 --> 00:14:10,893
WELL, LOOK, WE HAD
A LITTLE ARGUMENT EARLIER,

319
00:14:11,023 --> 00:14:13,765
AND THEY WENT OUT FOR A DRIVE.
OKAY?

320
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:17,116
BUT, DADDY, I TOLD
MY WHOLE CLASS THEY'D BE THERE.

321
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:19,162
JANIE, HONEY, I PROMISE YOU,

322
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,033
AND I GUARANTEE THAT THEY
WILL BE THERE TONIGHT, OKAY?

323
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,906
SWEETHEART,
WHY DON'T YOU GO GET READY,

324
00:14:24,036 --> 00:14:25,864
AND I'LL BE UP IN A MINUTE?

325
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:28,214
NO, NO, DON'T LEAVE ME
ALONE WITH--

326
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:30,782
[clicking tongue]
TICK TOCK, MR. HOBBS.

327
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,610
YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL TIME.

328
00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:36,962
I KNOW YOU
DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT.

329
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:41,880
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S
IN TROUBLE.

330
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:44,187
WOW, THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD
IMPERSONATION OF MY MOTHER.

331
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:45,405
DO IT AGAIN?
- REALLY?

332
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:47,799
YEAH, HUMOR ME.

333
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:52,021
I'VE GOT TWO NEW HIPS,
AND THEY'RE UNDER WARRANTY.

334
00:14:53,979 --> 00:14:55,285
OH, NO.

335
00:14:55,415 --> 00:14:57,722
YOU'VE GOT THE JOB, COME ON.

336
00:15:01,682 --> 00:15:04,772
HEY, SWEETIE,
YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.

337
00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:06,122
WHERE'S YOUR DADDY?

338
00:15:06,252 --> 00:15:08,211
HE DROPPED ME OFF
AND SAID HE'D BE BACK.

339
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,996
I HOPE HE FOUND
GRANDPA AND GAWGEE.

340
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,955
HELLO, MY FELLOW GRANDPARENTS.

341
00:15:13,085 --> 00:15:16,741
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.

342
00:15:16,871 --> 00:15:19,526
OH, NO.

343
00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:22,877
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

344
00:15:23,008 --> 00:15:25,358
THOSE ARE YOUR GRANDPARENTS?

345
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:28,840
TELL ME I DON'T LOOK FABULOUS.

346
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:31,843
I FEEL THE LESS
I SAY THE BETTER.

347
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:35,499
WOW, JANIE, I'M IMPRESSED YOUR
GRANDPARENTS ACTUALLY MADE IT.

348
00:15:35,629 --> 00:15:39,329
WELL, SOLDIER, JANIE'S DAD
IS ONE CAN-DO KIND OF GUY.

349
00:15:39,459 --> 00:15:42,897
I FEEL LIKE WE'RE NOT TALKING
ABOUT THE SAME GUY.

350
00:15:43,028 --> 00:15:45,074
WELCOME TO
GRANDPARENTS' NIGHT.

351
00:15:45,204 --> 00:15:48,120
NOW IF YOU'LL ALL GATHER AROUND,
WE'LL GET OUR PROGRAM STARTED.

352
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,165
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF OUR MAKEUP?

353
00:15:49,295 --> 00:15:50,209
WE DID IT OURSELVES.

354
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:52,168
UH-HUH.

355
00:15:52,298 --> 00:15:54,170
AND CAN YOU NOT TALK TO ME
AS MY HUSBAND DRESSED AS MY DAD?

356
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:56,999
IT'S A LITTLE CREEPY.
[laughs]

357
00:15:57,129 --> 00:15:59,349
FIRST UP, JANIE HOBBS
TO INTRODUCE

358
00:15:59,479 --> 00:16:01,438
HER FABULOUS GRANDPARENTS.

359
00:16:01,568 --> 00:16:03,701
THESE ARE MY GRANDPARENTS,

360
00:16:03,831 --> 00:16:07,487
AND NOTHING ELSE TO SEE HERE.

361
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:09,750
HOLD ON THERE, LITTLE ONE,
THESE NICE FOLKS MIGHT WANT

362
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:12,318
TO HEAR ABOUT MY EXCITING LIFE
IN THE MILITARY.

363
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,625
OR MY LIFE IN SHOW BIZ.

364
00:16:14,755 --> 00:16:17,671
- YEAH.
- NO, I THINK WE'RE SET FOR NOW.

365
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:20,326
JANIE, EARLIER TODAY
YOU WERE HOPING YOUR GRANDMOTHER

366
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:23,547
WOULD SHOW US
WHAT A WONDERFUL DANCER SHE IS.

367
00:16:23,677 --> 00:16:26,419
WELL, I DON'T--I PERSONALLY
DON'T THINK MY GRANDDAUGHTER

368
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:27,855
STILL FEELS THAT WAY.

369
00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:29,379
I DON'T.

370
00:16:29,509 --> 00:16:33,557
I REALLY DON'T.

371
00:16:33,687 --> 00:16:37,822
WELL, I'M SURE WE WOULD ALL
LOVE A LITTLE DEMONSTRATION.

372
00:16:37,952 --> 00:16:41,478
WOULDN'T WE?
- WELL...

373
00:16:41,608 --> 00:16:44,959
WELL, I WOULD
BUT I DIDN'T BRING MY MUSIC.

374
00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:46,309
SHE'S GOT A BAD HIP
AND EVERYTHING.

375
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,311
- YEAH, THAT.
- DON'T WANNA GET INTO ALL THAT.

376
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,052
[playing dance music]
- YOU OWE ME.

377
00:16:50,182 --> 00:16:52,750
WELL, THEN TEAR IT UP THERE,
LITTLE LADY.

378
00:16:52,880 --> 00:17:00,888
♪

379
00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:24,782
{\an8}<i>DIRTY DANCING</i> FINALE.

380
00:17:24,912 --> 00:17:27,001
WHAT?

381
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:31,354
[crowd groaning]

382
00:17:33,138 --> 00:17:37,925
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CATCH ME.

383
00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:39,231
DADDY!

384
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:43,540
YOU RUINED
GRANDPARENTS' NIGHT.

385
00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:45,846
I KNEW IT.

386
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,544
WHO SAW THIS COMING?

387
00:17:47,674 --> 00:17:51,896
MM-HMM, AND YOU'RE PAYING
FOR THE CUPCAKES.

388
00:17:52,026 --> 00:17:53,941
I'M SORRY, JANIE.

389
00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:55,856
YOU SHOULD BE, DADDY.

390
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:58,729
GAWGEE AND GRANDPA
USED TO FIGHT ALL THE TIME,

391
00:17:58,859 --> 00:18:01,601
BUT TODAY THEY WERE LAUGHING
AND SMILING MORE

392
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:05,344
THAN THEY EVER DID BEFORE,
AND YOU SENT THEM AWAY,

393
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:06,911
AND NOW THEY MISSED IT,

394
00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:11,176
AND GRANDPARENTS' NIGHT
IS RUINED.

395
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,570
NO, IT ISN'T.

396
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:14,962
YOU'RE HERE!

397
00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:18,052
IN YOUR FACE, CHARLOTTE.

398
00:18:18,183 --> 00:18:20,229
WE WOULD NEVER MISS THIS, SWEETHEART.

399
00:18:20,359 --> 00:18:22,579
AND WE'RE SO SORRY
WE HAD YOU WORRIED.

400
00:18:22,709 --> 00:18:25,756
IT'S OKAY.
YOU'RE HERE NOW.

401
00:18:25,886 --> 00:18:28,019
AND I'M SORRY TOO.

402
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:31,022
I...I MAY HAVE
OVERREACTED A LITTLE BIT

403
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:34,199
WHEN I SAW YOU GUYS TOGETHER.

404
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:35,592
WE BOTH DID.

405
00:18:35,722 --> 00:18:38,464
NOT SO FAST!

406
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:41,119
I HAVE A GOOD REASON WHY THESE
TWO SHOULD NOT BE A COUPLE.

407
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:45,341
- JOE.
- LET THE MAN SPEAK, HONEY.

408
00:18:45,471 --> 00:18:48,605
GRANDMA IS NOT SAFE
WITH THIS MAN BECAUSE

409
00:18:48,735 --> 00:18:50,302
HE'S AN INTERNATIONAL SPY.

410
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,565
[gasps]
A SPY?

411
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:55,525
SAY NO MORE, I'M CONVINCED.
STEP AWAY FROM MY MOTHER.

412
00:18:55,655 --> 00:18:56,874
JOE, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

413
00:18:57,004 --> 00:18:58,180
NO, IT'S TRUE.

414
00:18:58,310 --> 00:18:59,877
JOE AND I HAVE BEEN
SURVEILLING THIS MAN,

415
00:19:00,007 --> 00:19:01,052
AND WE HAVE RECORDED HIM
SPEAKING WITH

416
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:04,273
A FEMALE CHINESE INFORMANT.

417
00:19:04,403 --> 00:19:06,057
I'VE DOWNLOADED
A TRANSLATOR APP,

418
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,928
AND WE'RE ALL ABOUT TO HEAR

419
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:10,366
WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON
BEHIND OUR BACKS.

420
00:19:10,496 --> 00:19:13,195
HOLD ON,
THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

421
00:19:13,325 --> 00:19:15,936
[woman on recording
speaking Chinese]

422
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,069
[electronic voice] "ARE YOU
REALLY BREAKING UP WITH ME?"

423
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,899
[man on recording
speaking Chinese]

424
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:26,208
[electronic voice]
"I'M SORRY, BUT I JUST MET

425
00:19:26,338 --> 00:19:31,648
THE WOMAN I WANT TO SPEND
THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH."

426
00:19:31,778 --> 00:19:34,433
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?

427
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,218
IF YOU'LL HAVE ME.

428
00:19:36,348 --> 00:19:39,743
OH, I'D LOVE TO, EVERETT.

429
00:19:39,873 --> 00:19:42,006
HIS NAME IS EVERETT?

430
00:19:42,136 --> 00:19:45,227
BUT I THINK THIS WHOLE THING

431
00:19:45,357 --> 00:19:49,143
HAS OUR FAMILY
A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE.

432
00:19:49,274 --> 00:19:53,235
YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.

433
00:19:53,365 --> 00:19:55,846
MOM, I'VE BEEN SELFISH.

434
00:19:55,976 --> 00:19:58,979
MAJOR, I'VE BEEN SELFISH,
AND I'M SORRY.

435
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,939
IT'S JUST THAT
IT'S ALL SO SUDDEN,

436
00:20:02,069 --> 00:20:05,203
YOU KNOW, AND SO WEIRD.

437
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:06,639
BUT YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY.

438
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,511
YOU BOTH DO.

439
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,383
MY HALF-BROTHERS
DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT, DO THEY?

440
00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:13,167
SO, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW
JANIE'S CLASS

441
00:20:13,298 --> 00:20:15,561
HOW IT'S REALLY DONE?

442
00:20:20,174 --> 00:20:22,829
JANIE.

443
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,528
[dance music]

444
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:33,666
♪