1
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SO YOU AND JOE
TAKING A TRIP TOGETHER.

2
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MM-HMM. THAT'S RIGHT--TWO
FUN-FILLED DAYS AT SCI-FI CON,

3
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AND I DON'T WANT ANYTHING

4
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TO GET IN THE WAY
OF US HAVING A GREAT TIME.

5
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YEAH, WELL,
YOU'RE DEFINITELY PREPARED.

6
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I MEAN, I GET THE FLASHLIGHT
AND THE WHISTLE,

7
00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:24,589
BUT DO YOU REALLY NEED
A SHOCK BLANKET

8
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AND A GRAPPLING HOOK?

9
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NO, SHE DOES NOT.

10
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WE'RE STAYING AT A HOTEL,
NOT SHIPWRECKED ON AN ISLAND.

11
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OKAY.

12
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MOM, YOU'RE GONNA
RUIN THIS TRIP.

13
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OH, COME ON,
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.

14
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WHO'S READY TO MEET
THEIR FAVORITE SUPERHERO,

15
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THE...CLOCK LORD?

16
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OKAY, HE'S THE TIME LORD.

17
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HE'S AN INTERGALACTIC
DIMENSION JUMPER

18
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WHO TRAVELS
IN HIS COSMIC ELEVATOR.

19
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WITH AN ADORABLE BOW TIE.

20
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IT'S NOT ADORABLE.
IT'S A WEAPON.

21
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- WELL, THEN YOU'RE ADORABLE.
- AAH!

22
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I'LL BE IN THE CAR.

23
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HEY, HOW WAS THE BIRTHDAY PARTY
AT THE POTTERY PLACE, HUH?

24
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LOUD!

25
00:01:06,892 --> 00:01:09,764
HOW CAN IT BE LOUD
AT A POTTERY PLACE?

26
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EIGHTH POTTERY PARTY
THIS MONTH,

27
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AND THEY STILL ACT LIKE
THEY'VE NEVER SEEN CLAY BEFORE!

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AT LEAST IT'S BETTER
THAN FUN WORLD.

29
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MM.

30
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OH, HOLD ON, JOE.

31
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SOMEBODY DROPPED
THEIR CHOCOLATE PUDDING--

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THEY DON'T SELL
CHOCOLATE PUDDING IN THIS PLACE!

33
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AAH!

34
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OH, RELAX.
YOU MADE IT OUT ALIVE.

35
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- YEAH.
- NOW, I'M GOING.

36
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PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR AND FINISH
THESE CHORES LIKE YOU PROMISED.

37
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"REPLACE LIGHTBULB IN CLOSET,

38
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"FIND AND KILL
THE BATHROOM SPIDER,

39
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CLEAN THE RAIN GUTTERS."

40
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OKAY, HONEY.
I'M ON IT.

41
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HAVE FUN
WITH THE TENSE LORD.

42
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THE TIME LORD.

43
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WHATEVER.
I'M TALKING ABOUT JOE.

44
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OH, SO I SEE YOU SURVIVED
THE POTTERY PLACE.

45
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- BARELY.
- IS THIS JANIE'S PLATE?

46
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- UH-HUH.
- THIS IS NOT GOOD.

47
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WELL, YEAH, IT'S NO
MASTERPIECE, BUT SHE TRIES.

48
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NO, THERE MAY BE
A BIGGER PROBLEM HERE.

49
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LOOK HOW SHE'S DRAWN OUR FAMILY.
YOU, MOM, ME, JOE...

50
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MM-HMM.

51
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AND THEN SHE'S THIS
TINY LITTLE DOT IN THE CORNER.

52
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SO?

53
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DAD, DRAWING ONESELF SO MUCH
SMALLER OFTEN INDICATES

54
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FEELINGS OF INADEQUACY
AND INSIGNIFICANCE.

55
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YOU GOT ALL THAT
FROM A PLATE?

56
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NO, FROM MY PSYCH TEACHER,
DR. LUGNER.

57
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HE'S A CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST
IN FROM GERMANY.

58
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- OH.
- HE'S TEACHING OUR CLASS

59
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ABOUT EMOTIONAL DISTRESS
THAT GOES UNNOTICED.

60
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OH, WELL, I HATE TO BURST
YOUR STRUDEL THERE, YOUNG LADY,

61
00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:46,296
BUT NOTHING IN THIS HOUSE
GOES UNNOTICED.

62
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- DAD.
- HMM?

63
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I THINK I KNOW WHY JANIE
FEELS INSIGNIFICANT.

64
00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:16,195
I FOUND OUR MEMORY BOXES...

65
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BURIED UNDER HUNDREDS OF YOURS.

66
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OH, EMILY,
LOOK HOW CUTE YOU WERE...

67
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ESPECIALLY BEFORE YOU LEARNED
HOW TO TALK.

68
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NOW HERE'S JOE'S.

69
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WHOA. REALLY?

70
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SMALL BABY,
BUT A HUGE HEAD.

71
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I SHOULD SEND MOM SOME FLOWERS.

72
00:03:38,913 --> 00:03:40,741
AND HERE IS "BABY GIRL HOBBS."

73
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THIS IS ALL THERE IS
DOCUMENTING JANIE'S EXISTENCE.

74
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OH, WAIT.
THAT'S ME.

75
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WHAT?

76
00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:52,318
ARE YOU KIDDING?

77
00:03:58,019 --> 00:04:00,370
HOW COULD I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS?

78
00:04:00,413 --> 00:04:03,242
I MEAN, BETWEEN THE--THE--
THE LACK OF VIDEOS AND PHOTOS

79
00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:06,767
AND YOUR HAND-ME-DOWN CLOTHES
AND--AND--AND BACKPACK.

80
00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:08,291
HOW YOU ALWAYS INTERRUPT HER
WHEN SHE'S--

81
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WELL, IT ENDS RIGHT HERE.
THAT'S IT.

82
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I AM GONNA DEDICATE
EVERY BREATH THAT I TAKE

83
00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:17,604
TO MAKE SURE THAT
"BABY GIRL HOBBS" FEELS SPECIAL.

84
00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:20,477
QUICK TIP--MIGHT WANT TO REFER
TO HER AS JANIE.

85
00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,566
YES, GOOD POINT. OKAY.

86
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READY?
both: YEAH.

87
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I LOVE PARTIES
AT THE POTTERY PLACE.

88
00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:35,970
BUT IT'S NO FUN WORLD.
THAT PLACE IS THE BEST.

89
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WE DON'T SPEAK
OF FUN WORLD ANYMORE.

90
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I LOVE YOUR PLATTER.

91
00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:46,067
YEAH, BUT WHY ARE YOU
SO SMALL?

92
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I TRIED TO PAINT
MY WHOLE FAMILY,

93
00:04:48,896 --> 00:04:51,029
BUT I RAN OUT OF ROOM.

94
00:04:51,072 --> 00:04:52,900
THAT'S BOUND TO HAPPEN
WHEN YOU'RE PAINTING A HEAD

95
00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:54,641
AS BIG AS YOUR DAD'S.

96
00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:02,823
OH, COME ON, JOE,
I THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING.

97
00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:04,782
I THINK I'M UNDERREACTING.

98
00:05:04,825 --> 00:05:08,089
I JUST WANTED TWO DAYS
AT SCI-FI CON.

99
00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:10,614
BUT WE'RE SEVEN HOURS LATE
BECAUSE YOU HAD TO SHOP

100
00:05:10,657 --> 00:05:13,094
FOR THE APOCALYPSE.

101
00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:16,271
YOU HAD TO STOP AT COST CLUB
TO BUY A CASE OF WATER

102
00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:19,405
AND A SIX-PACK OF SUNSCREEN.

103
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THIS ENTIRE CONVENTION
IS INDOORS!

104
00:05:22,234 --> 00:05:24,149
U.V. RAYS
CAN GET THROUGH WALLS.

105
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NO, THEY CAN'T!

106
00:05:26,934 --> 00:05:29,502
SWEETIE, I THINK YOU'RE HAVING
A LOW-BLOOD-SUGAR MOMENT, OKAY?

107
00:05:29,546 --> 00:05:31,722
I HAVE SOME ENERGY BARS
IN MY PURSE.

108
00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:33,941
OF COURSE YOU DO.

109
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AND MAYBE CHECK IF THERE'S
A LESS-CRAZY MOTHER IN THERE!

110
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THERE SHE IS,
THE GIRL OF THE HOUR!

111
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WHAT YOU UP TO?

112
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COLORING.

113
00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:48,652
AND WHAT'S
YOUR FAVORITE THING TO DO?

114
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COLORING.

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00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:53,700
DADDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

116
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I'M--I'M MAKING A VIDEO OF
MY VERY SPECIAL GIRL OVER THERE.

117
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TELL EVERYBODY YOUR NAME.

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- JANIE HOBBS.
- JANIE HOBBS.

119
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THAT'S RIGHT,
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT,

120
00:06:03,754 --> 00:06:04,929
'CAUSE SHE'S THE BEST!

121
00:06:04,972 --> 00:06:07,932
JANIE HOBBS, RIGHT THERE.

122
00:06:07,975 --> 00:06:09,760
YES, NAILED IT.

123
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THAT WAS WEIRD.

124
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EVEN FOR YOUR DAD.

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REMINDS ME OF WHEN MY DAD
ASKED MY BIG SISTER

126
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A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS
ON A VIDEO CAMERA.

127
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NEXT THING WE KNEW,
SHE WAS SENT TO GERMANY

128
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TO LIVE WITH ANOTHER FAMILY.

129
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THEY GAVE HER AWAY?

130
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THEY CALL IT
"FOREIGN EXCHANGE."

131
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I CALL IT
"I HAVEN'T SEEN HER SINCE."

132
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GIVING YOU AWAY
DOES SOUND LIKE SOMETHING

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YOUR DAD WOULD DO.

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- IT DOES?
- DON'T WORRY.

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BEFORE THEY GAVE
MY SISTER AWAY,

136
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THEY GOT HER
A NEW COAT, LUGGAGE,

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AND THEY EVEN THREW HER
A BIG GOOD-BYE PARTY.

138
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WELL, NONE
OF THAT'S HAPPENED.

139
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SO, NO PROBLEM.

140
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STILL, KEEP AN EYE
ON YOUR DAD.

141
00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:57,503
REALLY?

142
00:06:57,547 --> 00:06:59,984
WHAT EXACTLY AM I LOOKING FOR?

143
00:07:00,027 --> 00:07:03,204
GENERAL SHADINESS.

144
00:07:03,248 --> 00:07:06,164
I BELIEVE HIS TRACK RECORD
SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.

145
00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:09,733
NEXT STOP--CONVENTION FLOOR.

146
00:07:09,776 --> 00:07:12,692
WHY? IT'S POINTLESS.
WE MISSED THE FIRST DAY.

147
00:07:12,736 --> 00:07:13,780
OH, I'M SURE
THERE'S STILL TIME

148
00:07:13,824 --> 00:07:15,434
TO GET THAT
SPECIAL EDITION POSTER

149
00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:18,176
YOU'RE SO EXCITED ABOUT, HUH?

150
00:07:22,049 --> 00:07:25,923
THIS IS THE BEST FIRST DAY
SCI-FI CONVENTION EVER!

151
00:07:25,966 --> 00:07:28,491
AND WHO GOT THE LAST
SPECIAL EDITION POSTER?

152
00:07:28,534 --> 00:07:30,144
THIS MOTH.
HA HA HA.

153
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MARCUS, IS THAT YOU?

154
00:07:32,407 --> 00:07:33,887
NO, I-I AM SUPER MOTH.

155
00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:37,891
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHO THIS MARCUS BARNES GUY IS.

156
00:07:37,935 --> 00:07:39,414
WHY ARE YOU DRESSED
LIKE A FLY?

157
00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:41,765
I AM SUPER MOTH!

158
00:07:41,808 --> 00:07:43,157
FLIES DON'T HAVE ANTENNAS.

159
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DON'T YOU SEE THE GIANT "M"
RIGHT HERE, HUH?

160
00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:46,944
YOU KNOW WHAT?

161
00:07:46,987 --> 00:07:48,380
I AM NOT GOING
TO LET YOU RUIN

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THE BEST FIRST DAY CONVENTION
EVER--NO, I'M NOT.

163
00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:53,211
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, MOM.

164
00:07:56,431 --> 00:07:58,912
OKAY, I FOUND ALL THE GIFTS
YOU WANTED FOR JANIE.

165
00:07:58,956 --> 00:08:00,392
PERFECT.

166
00:08:00,435 --> 00:08:03,177
ALL RIGHT, I JUST FINISHED
EDITING "THE JANIE HOBBS STORY."

167
00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:04,744
I FILLED IT OUT
BY ADDING FOOTAGE I HAD

168
00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:06,485
FROM EMILY AND JOE.

169
00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:08,008
ALL BABIES LOOK ALIKE, RIGHT?

170
00:08:08,052 --> 00:08:11,011
YEAH, UH...
NOT WHEN THEY PEE LIKE THAT.

171
00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:14,449
WHOA, YES. GOOD CATCH.
ALL RIGHT, SO, YEAH.

172
00:08:14,493 --> 00:08:16,669
ALL RIGHT, NOW, I MADE UP
FOR HER NONEXISTENT PHOTOS.

173
00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:18,584
THE GIFTS MAKE UP
FOR THE HAND-ME-DOWNS.

174
00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:21,848
I JUST FEEL LIKE I NEED
ONE MORE THING TO MAKE IT...

175
00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:23,328
EXTRA SPECIAL FOR HER.

176
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YEAH, YEAH. UH, WELL, UH,
WHAT CHILD DOESN'T LOVE

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00:08:26,244 --> 00:08:28,768
A LONG, ROCKING EMBRACE
FROM THEIR FATHER, RIGHT?

178
00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:30,596
YEAH, Y--LET'S PRACTICE.

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00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,555
KEVIN.

180
00:08:32,598 --> 00:08:36,036
YOU KNOW...
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY, YEAH?

181
00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:39,170
- OKAY.
- YEAH?

182
00:08:39,213 --> 00:08:42,521
YEAH.

183
00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:45,480
ALL RIGHT, LITTLE GIRLS,
GATHER ROUND, HAVE A SEAT.

184
00:08:45,524 --> 00:08:48,092
JANIE, SINCE YOU'RE A BIG GIRL
GOING TO SCHOOL,

185
00:08:48,135 --> 00:08:51,269
IT'S TIME
THAT YOU TRAVEL IN STYLE.

186
00:08:51,312 --> 00:08:53,924
- WHOA--
- TRAVEL?

187
00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,056
WITH LUGGAGE?

188
00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:58,972
PRETTY COOL, HUH?
BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE!

189
00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:03,020
HOW ABOUT A BRAND-NEW COAT?

190
00:09:03,063 --> 00:09:08,025
TO KEEP YOU WARM
IN THE COLD GERMAN WINTER?

191
00:09:10,810 --> 00:09:14,422
AND TO MAKE YOU FEEL
EXTRA SPECIAL,

192
00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:17,164
I AM THROWING YOU A PARTY!

193
00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,557
A PARTY?

194
00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:20,951
- AT FUN WORLD!
- WHOA!

195
00:09:25,738 --> 00:09:27,871
SHE'S SPEECHLESS.

196
00:09:27,914 --> 00:09:29,960
AM I A GREAT DAD OR WHAT?
- YEAH.

197
00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:39,230
ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS GONNA WORK?

198
00:09:39,273 --> 00:09:41,232
I HOPE SO.

199
00:09:41,275 --> 00:09:44,931
SWEETHEART, EITHER MAKE
YOURSELF USEFUL AROUND HERE,

200
00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:48,195
OR LEARN TO {\an8}<i>SPRECHEN SIE DEUTSCH</i>
REAL QUICK.

201
00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:51,982
JANIE?

202
00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:54,332
OH, HEY, JANIE,
FOR YOUR PARTY, I WAS THI--

203
00:09:54,375 --> 00:09:55,638
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

204
00:09:55,681 --> 00:09:58,075
MORNING, LOVING FATHER.

205
00:09:58,118 --> 00:10:00,817
I SAW YOUR TO-DO LIST,
AND I THOUGHT I COULD HELP.

206
00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:03,384
OH.
THAT'S SWEET. OKAY.

207
00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:05,996
A GOOD CLEANER
IS A VALUABLE PERSON.

208
00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:08,694
AND YOU WANT TO KEEP THAT PERSON
IN YOUR FAMILY...

209
00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:11,262
RIGHT?

210
00:10:11,305 --> 00:10:13,917
HONEY, I THINK PEOPLE
ALL OVER THE WORLD

211
00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,223
WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU
IN THEIR FAMILY.

212
00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:18,704
VOLKSWAGEN!

213
00:10:22,229 --> 00:10:23,883
DAD, I THINK--I THINK
SHE'S GETTING WORSE.

214
00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:24,710
YEAH, I KNOW.
I'M GONNA GO TALK TO HER.

215
00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:26,190
NO, NO, NO.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

216
00:10:26,233 --> 00:10:29,628
YOU CAN'T JUST TALK TO HER.
IT COULD TRAUMATIZE HER.

217
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:32,196
LET ME DEMONSTRATE...
KEVIN?

218
00:10:32,239 --> 00:10:34,807
WHAT'S UP?

219
00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:37,375
KEVIN,
IS IT FAIR TO SAY

220
00:10:37,418 --> 00:10:38,898
THAT YOU HAVE
AN UNHEALTHY ATTACHMENT

221
00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:41,901
TO MY FATHER?

222
00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:45,078
WHAT?

223
00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:48,125
IS IT BECAUSE YOUR OWN FATHER
NEVER SHOWED YOU LOVE,

224
00:10:48,168 --> 00:10:50,954
SO YOU PROJECT YOUR OWN PATERNAL
AFFECTION ON TO MY FATHER?

225
00:10:50,997 --> 00:10:54,958
WHY WOULD YOU, UM, UH...

226
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PAPA!

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GOOD CALL.

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UH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

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HOLD THE DOOR.
I FORGOT MY HAND SANITIZER.

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- UGH.
- AMY, THERE IS NOT ENOUGH

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HAND SANITIZER IN THE WORLD

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TO DISINFECT
A SCI-FI CONVENTION.

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MOM, PLEASE.

234
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JUST GO. I'LL--I'LL
MEET YOU IN THE LOBBY.

235
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MARCUS.

236
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THAT'S THE TIME LORD,

237
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THE REAL ONE, FROM THE SHOW.

238
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
YOU'RE THE TIME LORD.

239
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YES, I AM.

240
00:11:37,043 --> 00:11:39,567
AND REMEMBER,
WHATEVER TIME YOU'RE IN...

241
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both: MAKE SURE
YOU USE IT WISELY.

242
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THAT GOES FOR FLIES TOO.

243
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I MEAN, YOU GUYS ONLY GET...
ONE DAY TO LIVE.

244
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I'M--I'M NOT A FLY.

245
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I CAME HERE ESPECIALLY
TO SEE YOUR PANEL DISCUSSION.

246
00:11:53,973 --> 00:11:55,453
THEN I SHALL SEE YOU THERE.

247
00:11:55,496 --> 00:11:56,933
WILL YOU ASSIST ME IN MY TRAVELS

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00:11:56,976 --> 00:11:59,500
AND PRESS THE MEZZANINE BUTTON
ON OUR COSMIC ELEVATOR?

249
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OH, YOU GOT IT,
THE TIME LORD.

250
00:12:02,808 --> 00:12:05,768
IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE HE TRAVELS
IN A COSMIC ELEVATOR.

251
00:12:05,811 --> 00:12:08,901
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
I GET IT. I GET IT.

252
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,383
WHAT THE WHAT?

253
00:12:12,426 --> 00:12:14,689
I-I THINK WE STOPPED.

254
00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:17,083
THIS IS UNFORTUNATE.

255
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I'M A SMIDGE CLAUSTROPHOBIC...

256
00:12:20,826 --> 00:12:23,220
AND UNTIL WE CONTINUE
OUR FANTASTIC JOURNEY

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TO THE MEZZANINE,
I'LL BE IN THE CORNER

258
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,965
PRACTICING
MY TIBETAN CALMING RITUAL.

259
00:12:33,534 --> 00:12:37,321
HEY, I THINK YOUR TIME LORD
IS CRYING.

260
00:12:37,364 --> 00:12:39,323
IT'S A CALMING RITUAL.

261
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WELL, I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED
THE "LIFE OF JANIE HOBBS" VIDEO.

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ALTHOUGH ONLY 40 SECONDS LONG,

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I-I FEEL IT FULLY REPRESENTS
WHAT A WONDERFUL CHILD SHE IS.

264
00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:02,781
WELL, THERE IT IS.

265
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HE DEFINITELY WANTS TO SELL YOU.

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ARE YOU SURE?

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00:13:06,654 --> 00:13:10,397
HELLO?
THE MAN MADE A COMMERCIAL.

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00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,530
DR. LUGNER,
I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH

269
00:13:12,573 --> 00:13:14,575
FOR COMING HERE
TO TALK TO JANIE.

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UNFORTUNATELY, I WASN'T ABLE
TO MAKE A COMPLETE ANALYSIS

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BASED ON YOUR IN-DEPTH
40-SECOND TRIBUTE.

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AND PER YOUR REQUEST,
YOU'RE ABLE TO OBSERVE HER

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IN A SOCIAL ENVIRONMENT.

274
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AND AS A TOKEN
OF OUR APPRECIATION,

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HERE ARE SOME TOKENS.

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OH.

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YOUR DAD'S TALKING
TO A GERMAN GUY.

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THAT'S GOT TO BE
THE FOREIGN EXCHANGE MAN.

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WELL, I'M NOT GOING
WITHOUT A FIGHT.

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A PHOTO BOOTH.

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YOU GUYS THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?

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both:
OH, YEAH.

283
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- WHAT IS SHE THINKING?
- NO IDEA.

284
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MR. HOBBS, WHILE I'M HAPPY
TO SHARE MY INSIGHTS,

285
00:14:02,449 --> 00:14:05,061
PLEASE UNDERSTAND I DON'T HAVE
THE TIME TO TAKE HER ON

286
00:14:05,104 --> 00:14:06,758
AS A REGULAR PATIENT.
- NO, WE UNDERSTAND.

287
00:14:06,801 --> 00:14:08,020
WE TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.

288
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,979
IT'S JUST THAT I-I NEED
SOME ADVICE TO HELP HER

289
00:14:10,022 --> 00:14:11,371
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

290
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:14,461
AT SIX YEARS OLD,
THERE'S STILL TIME.

291
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:16,115
WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER TAKE ME

292
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TO THE ARCADE, PAPA?

293
00:14:19,205 --> 00:14:21,555
THAT IS TOO LATE.

294
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FIND THE AIR!

295
00:14:29,128 --> 00:14:30,390
I DON'T GET IT.

296
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ON THE SHOW,
HE'S ALWAYS CALM AND COLLECTED.

297
00:14:32,653 --> 00:14:35,352
AND IRONICALLY, HE'S ALWAYS
TRAVELING IN AN ELEVATOR.

298
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A COSMIC ELEVATOR!

299
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:40,705
AND FYI,
IT ONLY HAS THREE SIDES,

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YOU KNOW, FOR THE CAMERA
AND THE CREW

301
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AND KELLY, WHO BRINGS ME
MY CHAI TEA LATTE.

302
00:14:47,973 --> 00:14:52,282
I REALLY NEED
A CHAI TEA LATTE!

303
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,153
I DON'T BELIEVE IT--
I'M STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR

304
00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:55,763
WITH THE SCI-FI DAVID HOBBS.

305
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,069
THIS IS--

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I THINK
HE HAS LOW BLOOD SUGAR.

307
00:14:58,853 --> 00:15:01,944
MY MOM HAS JUICE BOXES.

308
00:15:01,987 --> 00:15:05,034
UM...THE TIME LORD, SIR,
WOULD YOU LIKE A JUICE BOX?

309
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AHH. AHH.

310
00:15:13,259 --> 00:15:17,089
NOW I HAVE TO TINKLE.

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JANIE!

312
00:15:18,438 --> 00:15:20,571
SWEETHEART, WHERE ARE YOU?

313
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OH, UH, PHOTO BOOTH--CUTE.

314
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,450
UM, UH, DR. LUGNER HERE, SWEETHEART,

315
00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:31,712
WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU.

316
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:35,238
UM, HE'S COME A LONG WAY
TO MEET YOU, SO...

317
00:15:35,281 --> 00:15:36,630
JUST BE YOURSELF.

318
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,632
SHALL WE HAVE {\an8}<i>UN</i> CHAT?

319
00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:39,982
WHATEVS.

320
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,902
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?

321
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:50,253
SETTING FIRES,

322
00:15:50,296 --> 00:15:52,255
BITING PEOPLE,

323
00:15:52,298 --> 00:15:55,084
KNOCKING STUFF OVER.

324
00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:01,699
THAT FEELS GOOD.

325
00:16:01,742 --> 00:16:04,832
JANIE,
I AM HERE TO HELP YOU.

326
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:07,226
THEN SET UP MORE CUPS.

327
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:12,492
SEE?
I'M A BAD GIRL.

328
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:16,061
YOU DON'T WANT ME.
NOBODY WOULD WANT ME.

329
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:17,410
I SEE.

330
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,108
EXCUSE ME.

331
00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:24,461
DOCTOR, UH,
HOW BAD IS SHE?

332
00:16:24,504 --> 00:16:26,680
I KNOW WHAT I SAID EARLIER
ABOUT MY SCHEDULE.

333
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,639
HOWEVER, HER INSECURITIES
ARE STAGGERING,

334
00:16:28,682 --> 00:16:31,076
AND SHE NEEDS MY HELP.

335
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,164
I'LL TAKE HER!

336
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,302
UH...

337
00:16:39,345 --> 00:16:41,478
TIME LORD,
HOW'S IT GOING IN THERE?

338
00:16:41,521 --> 00:16:42,957
HOW DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING?

339
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:46,613
YOUR HERO JUST MADE A TEE-TEE
BEHIND A SHOCK BLANKET.

340
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:47,962
I MISJUDGED.

341
00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:50,574
YOUR MOTHER'S CANTEEN
IS A LITTLE TOO SMALL!

342
00:16:50,617 --> 00:16:52,315
UH...

343
00:16:52,358 --> 00:16:54,186
I'LL SEE IF
I HAVE A BIGGER ONE--

344
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,623
STOP TALKING!
YOU'RE USING ALL THE AIR!

345
00:16:56,667 --> 00:17:00,627
TIME IS RUNNING OUT
FOR THE TIME LORD!

346
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:03,674
DUDE IS STILL TRIPPING.
YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING, JOE.

347
00:17:03,717 --> 00:17:05,067
T-TIME IS RUNNING OUT!

348
00:17:05,110 --> 00:17:06,938
OKAY,
I-I HAVE AN IDEA.

349
00:17:06,981 --> 00:17:08,418
REACH INTO MY MOM'S BAG.

350
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:11,856
GRAB HER--HER FLASHLIGHT,
WHISTLE, MORSE CODE GUIDE AND--

351
00:17:11,899 --> 00:17:13,945
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ABOUT TO SAY
THIS, BUT HER GRAPPLING HOOK.

352
00:17:13,988 --> 00:17:16,339
MAN, I HIGHLY DOUBT
THAT YOUR MOTHER HAS A--

353
00:17:16,382 --> 00:17:18,645
OH, WOW.
A GRAPPLING HOOK!

354
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,390
DAD, I CAN'T FIND JANIE.

355
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:26,479
SHE MUST BE HIDING
IN THE PLAY STRUCTURE.

356
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:28,699
I'M NOT SURPRISED.
SHE'S IN A VERY DELICATE STATE.

357
00:17:28,742 --> 00:17:31,310
CAN YOU BLAME HER?

358
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:34,966
SHE KNOWS YOU'RE GIVING HER AWAY
TO THIS GERMAN DUDE.

359
00:17:35,009 --> 00:17:36,185
I'M WHAT?

360
00:17:36,228 --> 00:17:38,317
COME ON.

361
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:41,320
YOUR VIDEO SALES PITCH,
THE TRAVEL LUGGAGE,

362
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:44,715
THIS FAREWELL PARTY?

363
00:17:44,758 --> 00:17:47,587
YOU'RE CLEARLY GOING
TO FOREIGN-EXCHANGE HER.

364
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:50,286
NO, I'M NOT.

365
00:17:50,329 --> 00:17:53,071
NOW, WHERE WOULD SHE GET
THAT IDEA FROM, CHARLOTTE?

366
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:57,075
RUN!

367
00:17:57,119 --> 00:18:00,557
EXCUSE ME.

368
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,820
"DON'T TALK TO HER, DAD.
YOU'LL TRAUMATIZE HER.

369
00:18:02,863 --> 00:18:03,821
BRING IN MY GERMAN GUY."

370
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:10,001
RUN!

371
00:18:10,044 --> 00:18:13,396
MY WORST NIGHTMARE.

372
00:18:13,439 --> 00:18:15,224
GOING THROUGH
THE PUDDING TUBES?

373
00:18:15,267 --> 00:18:18,183
NO, JANIE THINKING
THAT I'M GIVING HER AWAY.

374
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:19,445
- OH, RIGHT.
- BUT GOING THROUGH

375
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,143
PUDDING TUBES
IS RIGHT UP THERE.

376
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:31,501
OH, MY BOYS ARE SAFE.

377
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,242
THIS YOUNG MAN

378
00:18:33,285 --> 00:18:36,158
BRAVELY SCALED UP
TO THE ACCESS PANEL,

379
00:18:36,201 --> 00:18:39,335
SIGNALED FOR HELP,
AND SAVED THE DAY.

380
00:18:42,903 --> 00:18:46,516
I'D BE HONORED IF YOU
WOULD BE MY V.I.P. GUEST...

381
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:49,606
AT TONIGHT'S PANEL AND DINNER.

382
00:18:49,649 --> 00:18:51,651
OH, I'LL BE THERE.

383
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:54,480
AND WHAT ABOUT YOU,
MY MOTH FRIEND?

384
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:58,310
IT IS THE HOTTEST RESTAURANT
IN TOWN--THE FLAME.

385
00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:01,487
YOU KNOW I CAN'T RESIST.

386
00:19:05,491 --> 00:19:08,015
WOW, HONEY.
YOU'RE A HERO, JOE!

387
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:10,714
NO, MOM, YOU AND YOUR PURSE
ARE THE HEROES.

388
00:19:10,757 --> 00:19:12,455
REALLY?

389
00:19:12,498 --> 00:19:14,196
I'M SORRY I GAVE YOU
SUCH A HARD TIME

390
00:19:14,239 --> 00:19:16,589
ABOUT BEING OVERLY PREPARED.

391
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:19,766
TURNS OUT, THE STUFF
IN YOUR PURSE SAVED US.

392
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,638
I'M REALLY GLAD
WE TOOK THIS TRIP TOGETHER.

393
00:19:21,681 --> 00:19:24,118
MM.
ME TOO.

394
00:19:24,162 --> 00:19:26,686
OH, SWEETIE.
- UH...

395
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,079
SORRY ABOUT YOUR CANTEEN.

396
00:19:32,692 --> 00:19:34,825
JANIE? COME ON, HONEY,
WHERE ARE YOU?

397
00:19:34,868 --> 00:19:36,479
WE NEED TO TALK.

398
00:19:36,522 --> 00:19:39,699
OOH, STICKY.

399
00:19:45,357 --> 00:19:46,663
ANIMALS!

400
00:19:50,971 --> 00:19:54,453
WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

401
00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:58,501
UNLESS THERE'S A CHEESE SHOP
UP AHEAD, THAT IS NOT GOOD.

402
00:19:58,544 --> 00:20:01,634
JANIE?
- I DON'T WANT TO GO TO GERMANY.

403
00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:06,683
JANIE...

404
00:20:06,726 --> 00:20:10,121
HONEY, DON'T YOU KNOW
THAT I LOVE YOU,

405
00:20:10,164 --> 00:20:13,167
AND I WOULD NEVER
SEND YOU AWAY?

406
00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:16,606
BUT THE LUGGAGE
AND THE GOOD-BYE PARTY.

407
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,695
THAT WAS JUST
TO MAKE YOU FEEL SPECIAL.

408
00:20:18,738 --> 00:20:22,133
BUT, DADDY, YOU MAKE ME
FEEL SPECIAL EVERY DAY.

409
00:20:24,004 --> 00:20:26,572
SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA
SEND ME AWAY?

410
00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:29,227
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE,
AND I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

411
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:31,011
I PROMISE.

412
00:20:37,496 --> 00:20:38,889
IT'S ONLY PUDDING!
IT'S ONLY--

413
00:20:38,932 --> 00:20:40,717
- OH, HEY.
- AAH!