JOE, EMILY, LET'S GO!
COME ON! YOUR SISTER CAN'T BE LATE!
SHE'S GOT A FIELD TRIP TO THE AQUARIUM.
- YAY! - YAY.
DADDY, WANT TO HEAR MY DOLPHIN VOICE AGAIN?
[high-pitched squealing]
BABY, WE WORKED ON THIS.
NOW IF YOU'RE GONNA GO FULL DOLPHIN,
YOU HAVE TO MODULATE WITH SHORT STACCATO BREATHS, LIKE THIS.
[authentic dolphin call]
OKAY?
I'LL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS YOU, DADDY.
YEAH, I KNOW, SWEETHEART.
OKAY, GO TO THE LITTLE DOLPHIN'S ROOM, OKAY?
WE GOT A LONG TRIP AHEAD OF US.
DAD, I FINISHED MY MIDTERM PROJECT ON ROCK HISTORY.
WANT TO SEE?
YEAH. OKAY, GOOD. NICE JOB.
YEAH, IT'S NICE, BUT NOT GREAT.
I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT. I SHOULD'VE USED MORE GEODES.
PLEASE. LET ME REPHRASE IT, JOE.
I WILL LOVE IT IF YOU TAKE IT OUT TO THE CAR NOW.
PLEASE. GO. THANK YOU.
NO, OLIVIA, THE ANIMAL MARCH IS US MARCHING,
NOT ANIMALS MARCHING.
EMILY, WE GOT TO GO.
LIV, I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE SIR MEOWS-A-LOT AT HOME.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM IN HIS LITTLE PROTEST SWEATER?
all: AWWW!
NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! NO! TAKE HIM HOME.
EMILY, WE GOT TO GO.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL MEET YOU GUYS AT SCHOOL, OKAY?
- ALL RIGHT. - DAD, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
WE GOT TO GO.
OH, DAVID! WAIT!
I NEED HELP PICKING A HEAD SHOT
FOR THE FAN CLUB MERCHANDISE.
SO, "QUIRKY CHARMING" DAVID IS SO HANDSOME,
BUT "PENSIVE" DAVID SEES RIGHT INTO MY SOUL.
THEY'RE BOTH PERFECT. IT'S ME.
[laughing] YOU'RE RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, HAVE A GOOD TRIP.
OH, NO. NOW, YOU KNOW THE RULE-- NO HUGS FOR DAY TRIPS.
[sighs] THAT'S SUCH A BOGUS RULE.
OH, DAVID, I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU.
REMEMBER THAT BUDDY-COP MOVIE I WROTE FOR YOU?
YEAH, MARCUS, LET IT GO. I'M NOT GONNA DO YOUR MOVIE,
AND I'M SORRY IF THAT MEANS IT DOESN'T GET MADE.
WELL, THE STUDIO DECIDED TO MAKE IT.
REALLY? WITHOUT ME?
YES, DAVID.
DO THEY KNOW IT'S WITHOUT ME?
YES, DAVID. WE SHOOT IN FIVE WEEKS IN NEW YORK CITY.
OH.
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, MARCUS. I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.
DAVID, I WANT YOU TO REMAIN IN THAT HAPPY PLACE
BECAUSE YOUR ROLE WENT TO TED MCGINLEY.
- REALLY? - MM-HMM.
LOOK, I KNOW YOU AND TED HAVE BAD BLOOD,
BUT SINCE OUR SHOW WENT OFF THE AIR
AND THEY BROUGHT "TED PLUS TEN" BACK,
IT'S NOW AMERICA'S NUMBER-ONE SHOW.
REALLY?
THEY THINK THAT TED COULD BE A MOVIE STAR.
[high-pitched voice] REALLY?
OH, WELL, GOOD FOR HIM, MARCUS.
[screaming] MY FOOT! MY FOOT!
[screaming] HER FOOT! HER FOOT!
MY PROJECT!
OH, HONEY!
IS IT POSSIBLE I ONLY GOT SHOE?
SEARING PAIN SUGGESTS NO.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, COME ON. LET'S GET YOU IN THE CAR.
JOE, THROW YOUR THING IN THE BACK, PLEASE.
LET ME TAKE THIS OUT, SWEETHEART. THERE YOU GO.
DAD, THE CAR IS LOCKED!
YES, COME THROUGH THIS WAY!
[car horn beeps] GO THROUGH OVER YOUR SISTER!
- [screaming] - HOLD ON!
ALL RIGHT, JUST LET HIM IN THE CAR, PLEASE, EMILY!
THANK YOU. OKAY. - [shrieks]
I'M SO--
- [screams] - THANK YOU.
[engine turning over] - [shrieks] NO!
EVERYBODY QUIET DOWN!
THAT WENT BETTER THAN I THOUGHT.
AQUARIUM, HERE WE COME!
HELLO?
[high-pitched squealing]
[upbeat theme music]
♪
MERRY CHRISTMAS, GUS. AND THANKS AGAIN.
HEY, WHAT ARE GUARDIAN ANGELS FOR?
- [TV audience laughing] - OH, DAVID, DON'T BE
SO HARD ON YOURSELF.
ACCIDENTS HAPPEN.
EMILY'S BROKEN TOE WILL HEAL
AND JOE GOT AN EXTENSION ON HIS PROJECT.
WHAT ABOUT JANIE?
WELL, TWO OUT OF THREE AIN'T BAD.
YOU KNOW, AFTER THE DAY I'VE HAD,
I REALLY FEEL LIKE--
A FAILURE? A DISAPPOINTMENT?
I WAS GONNA SAY FROZEN YOGURT.
BUT THANK YOU. NOW I'M HUNGRY AND DEPRESSED.
MAYBE I'M JUST FOOLING MYSELF, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE I'M A LOUSY FATHER.
YOU'RE A GREAT FATHER. YOU JUST HAD A BAD DAY.
WAITING FOR THE CABLE GUY FOR FIVE HOURS IS A BAD DAY.
I RAN OVER EMILY'S FOOT!
I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THAT OUR KIDS' LIVES
WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER IF, YOU KNOW,
I WASN'T STAYING AT HOME.
AND THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TED MCGINLEY
GETTING YOUR PART IN MARCUS'S MOVIE?
OH, NO. NO. NO--YES!
YES! THAT WAS PART WAS MINE!
I JUST THINK THAT IF I WOULD'VE STUCK TO THE ONE THING
THAT I WAS GREAT AT,
BEING A LOVED AND ADMIRED TV STAR,
THEN OUR KIDS' LIVES WOULD'VE BEEN HAPPIER.
OH.
DAVID, I LOVE YOU.
THE KIDS LOVE YOU.
AND I PROMISE EVERYTHING WILL BE BETTER IN THE MORNING.
OKAY?
OH, AND I'M SORRY, BUT THE CABLE GUY WILL BE HERE TOMORROW
BETWEEN 9:00 AND 2:00.
YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO STAY
FOR MY WIFE'S POT ROAST, GUS?
EVEN GUARDIAN ANGELS NEED TO EAT.
[sighs] I'LL NEVER BE THAT HUNGRY, DAVID.
[laughing]
NOW THAT WAS A GREAT EPISODE.
AAH!
AAH! AAH!
WHAT--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
YOU CALLED ME.
YOU THOUGHT EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPIER
IF YOU NEVER LEFT THE SHOW.
I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU THE CHANCE TO FIND OUT.
WHAT? HOW-- HOW YOU GONNA DO THAT?
YOU'RE AN ACTOR.
GUARDIAN ANGEL IS MY DAY JOB. ACTING IS MY PASSION.
YOU WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT YOUR LIFE WOULD BE LIKE OR NOT?
WELL, YEAH.
THEN COME ON.
WAIT--WHOA--WAIT, WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING--
WOW, YOU JUST WALKED INTO THE TELEVISION.
I REALLY SHOULD'VE READ THE MANUAL.
WAIT--NO, NO, NO!
MY OLD SEE DAD RUN SET.
IT'S LIKE I NEVER LEFT.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T, DAVID.
MY SHOW'S STILL ON TV?
AND BIGGER THAN EVER.
AND I'M STILL LOVED AND ADMIRED?
all: WE LOVE YOU, DAVID!
WOW, HI. THANK YOU, I--YOU REMEMBERED.
MAKE WAY, PEOPLE. NETWORK PRESIDENT MR. KOSTNER
IS HERE TO SEE MR. HOBBS.
KEVIN'S THE NETWORK PRESIDENT?
YOU PROMOTED HIM WHILE HE WAS YOUR ASSISTANT.
EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEEN HERE TEN YEARS LONGER.
BOO-HOO, PATRICK.
MMM. YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU CIRCLE THE STAGE UNTIL WE'RE DONE HERE.
NOT IN THE CART, PATRICK.
[laughs] WOW!
HEY, I HAVE THE POWER TO PROMOTE YOU?
HEY, EVER SINCE YOU WON THAT EMMY.
I WON AN EMMY?
OKAY, MY MISTAKE. TWO EMMYS.
TWO! OH, THAT IS SWEET!
OKAY, PEOPLE, LISTEN UP!
FOR SEE DAD RUN'S 300th EPISODE,
I HAVE DECIDED TO BLOW AMERICA'S COLLECTIVE MIND
WITH OUR FIRST EVER LIVE BROADCAST!
[all cheering]
[phone rings] - HEY, I'VE GOT TO TAKE THIS.
PATRICK, HUG DAVID FOR ME, ALL RIGHT?
MAN, GUS, WORK COULD NOT HAVE BEEN BETTER.
AND I BET MY KIDS ARE BETTER OFF, TOO.
WELL, THEY ARE A LITTLE...
OFF.
DADDY, YOU'RE HOME! YOU'RE HOME! YOU'RE HOME!
OOH! OH, WOW, WHAT A GREETING.
AND LOOK AT YOUR FOOT.
OKAY!
HER FOOT'S FINE, DAVID.
YOU NEVER RAN OVER IT.
BUT SINCE YOU'RE ALWAYS WORKING,
SHE'S GOTTEN A LITTLE...NEEDY.
- SWEETIE-- - OH! COME SIT ON THE COUCH.
YOU CAN TELL ME EVERY DETAIL FROM YOUR DAY
FROM START TO FINISH!
YEAH, WELL, HOW DID YOUR PET MARCH WITH YOUR FRIENDS GO?
FRIENDS? I DON'T NEED FRIENDS...
♪ BECAUSE I HAVE A DADDY LIKE YOU! ♪
DID YOU JUST SING THAT?
YEAH. I WROTE YOU YOUR OWN THEME SONG.
IT'S CALLED * DADDY LIKE YOU!
OH, IT'S IN MY ROOM. I'LL GO GET IT.
STAY HERE, DADDY. STAY HERE.
DON'T MOVE! DON'T LEAVE ME!
I'M HOME! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE THIS!
WE TOOK FIRST PLACE!
WOW, JOE, IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK BROKEN.
'CAUSE YOU NEVER RAN OVER IT.
WHATEVER, DAD. I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.
I WAS TALKING TO TED.
TED?
TED MCGINLEY. YOUR NANNY.
HEY! YOU DID IT!
NO, TED. WE DID IT.
HA HA!
both: HO!
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
OH, HEY, DAVID.
JOE, WE CAN'T FORGET ABOUT YOUR DAD.
I OWE HIM BIG TIME. AFTER MY SHOW WAS CANCELED,
I COULDN'T GET HIRED ANYWHERE ELSE.
THIS MANNY POSITION HAS SAVED ME.
AND...YOU KNOW WHAT THE GREATEST PART IS?
YOU AND I, WE GET TO BE BEST BUDS.
I-I-I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST BUDS, JOE.
DAD, DON'T MAKE IT AWKWARD.
[knock at door]
OH! MARCUS, YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT'S GOING ON.
I'LL TELL YOU WHO'S MOVING ON, DAVID--ME.
I'M RELOCATING MY FAMILY TO A COMMUNE.
I'LL HATE IT, BECAUSE I HATE SHARING,
AND I LOVE LONG, LUXURIOUS SHOWERS.
BUT IT'S BETTER THAN SHARING A STREET WITH YOU.
BUT YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
NOT SINCE YOU FIRED HIM.
WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG.
READ MY BOOK, WHAT'S WRONG WITH DAVID HOBBS?
WHOA!
YOU GAVE ME A KIDNEY?
YOU FORGOT?
TURNS OUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN NEED ONE.
YOU'RE THE ONLY MAN I KNOW WHO HAS A JUST-IN-CASE KIDNEY!
WELL, JUST IN CASE I NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN, GOOD DAY, SIR!
OH, GOOD, HONEY, YOU'RE HOME.
GREAT NEWS. THE SWELLING WILL GO DOWN IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.
FROM, WHAT, YOUR FACE?
NO, I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THIS SWELLING.
I'M TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT, SILLY.
YEAH, UM, HONEY, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO ALL THIS.
YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL THE WAY YOU WERE.
OH, DAVID.
I'D CRY IF I STILL HAD MY TEAR DUCTS.
THERE YOU ARE.
WHY DON'T YOU DRAG YOUR NEW BUTT
INTO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME DINNER?
- HEY! DON'T TALK TO YOUR-- - PFFT!
- WAIT, WHAT-- - PFFTTT!
DID YOU SPRING A LEAK? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
PFFFFT! PFFFTTT!
I'M SHUSHING YOU.
TRUST ME, YOU DO NOT WANT TO PUSH HER BUTTONS.
HUNGRY! FOOD! NOW!
OKAY, I WANT TO GO HOME, GUS.
- YOU ARE HOME, DAVID. - NO, MY REAL HOME
WHERE MY KIDS ARE NORMAL
AND MY BEST FRIEND HAS BOTH HIS KIDNEYS.
COME ON, TAKE ME HOME. LET'S GO.
COME ON! LET'S DO IT.
COME ON.
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS, DAVID.
HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO THOUGHT
THIS LIFE WOULD BE BETTER.
I'M STUCK HERE?
YEAH, WELL SO AM I.
AND SINCE YOU'RE HOME FOR ONCE,
COME HELP BUBBLE BUTT WITH MY GRILLED CHEESE!
[lisping] SLHE'S SHERIOUS.
- WHAT? - SLHE'S SHERIOUS.
WHAT?
SHE'S SERIOUS.
GUS, OUR KIDS DON'T ACT THIS WAY.
IN THIS WORLD, THEY DO.
HONEY, YOU'RE NOT AROUND TO SEE IT,
BUT THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS.
NO, NO! IT'S--IT'S NOT, HONEY.
THERE'S ANOTHER VERSION OF THEM.
JANIE IS SWEET,
A-AND EMILY IS INDEPENDENT AND OUTGOING, AND JOE...
JOE IS--IS HEARTWARMINGLY WEIRD AND LOVABLE.
HONEY, ENOUGH WITH THE CRAZY TALK.
OKAY? YOU'RE UPSETTING ME.
I AM? BECAUSE YOUR FACE LOOKS TOTALLY CALM.
CAN YOU SEE IT NOW?
- NO. - [groans]
[both hollering]
- I WIN! - WHOO!
YOU ARE GETTING FASTER, YOUNG MAN.
THANKS, DAD.
WAIT, DID YOU JUST CALL TED "DAD"?
OH, DID I?
DID YA?
[both laugh]
COME ON, DAVID. IT'S AN HONEST MISTAKE.
COME ON, LET'S GO GET YOU SOME ELECTROLYTES.
SAY, DAVID, THIS SCRIPT FOR YOUR 300th EPISODE
IS PRETTY GOOD.
DO YOU THINK THE NOSY NEIGHBOR CHARACTER
COULD BE A YOUNG TEEN?
I CAN'T THINK ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW, GUS.
I GOT TO FIX MY KIDS. JOE! JANIE! EMILY!
YES, DADDY?
YOU'VE GOT TWO MINUTES.
OKAY, LISTEN, KIDS. YOU GUYS HAVE THE POTENTIAL
TO BE GREAT KIDS.
AND AS YOUR DAD-- - I LOVE IT!
SO, OH--YES, I APPRECIATE THE ENTHUSIASM,
BUT LET ME FINISH.
AND IT'S MY JOB AS YOUR DAD TO BRING IT OUT OF YOU.
AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
NOW?
- SURE. - I LOVE IT!
GREAT. NOW AFTER ALL THIS TIME,
HE SUDDENLY WANTS TO BE A DAD.
AND WE'RE GONNA LET HIM.
SO WE'RE JUST GONNA PLAY ALONG TILL HE GETS OFF OUR BACKS?
[sinister laughter]
[joins in sinister laughter]
I DON'T SEE WHY I NEED FRIENDS.
SEE, YOU SAYING THAT
IS THE REASON WE'RE DOING THIS. NOW GO OVER THERE AND SIT DOWN.
TAKE THIS AND GO, GO, GO.
OH.
SO YOUR DAD SAID YOU WANTED
TO HEAR ABOUT OUR HUMANE ANIMAL TREATMENT GROUP...
"H.A.T."
I HAVE A HAT WITH MY DAD'S FACE ON IT.
SHE SCARES ME.
OOH, HEY, I GOT SOME COOKIES FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS, EMILY.
I'M GONNA GO BRING SOME IN TO YOUR BROTHER AND SISTER.
- OH, I'LL COME WITH YOU. - NO, NO, NO. NO, STAY.
STAY. SIT. SIT.
GOOD GIRL.
[women giggling awkwardly]
- COOKIES! - BOY, DAD.
I WAS WRONG ABOUT WHAT I SAID YESTERDAY.
I'M REALLY LOVING THIS ROCK COLLECTION.
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT.
AND JUST THINK,
IF I LOST ONE,
I CAN JUST GO OUT TO THE DIRT AND DIG UP ANOTHER ONE!
THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S THE COOL KIND OF STUFF
THAT TED DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT.
WELL, HE'S RIGHT, JOE.
WHEN IT COMES TO THIS KIND OF STUFF,
I'M DUMB AS A ROCK.
TED, DO YOU MIND? THIS IS OUR THING.
YEAH. YEAH, TED. THIS IS OUR THING!
I'VE GOT THE DRESS ON,
AND BOY DO I FEEL PRETTY!
YOU LOOK PRETTY.
SWEETHEART, I'VE GOT A TEA PARTY ALL SET UP FOR YOU RIGHT HERE,
YOUR HIGHNESS. HAVE A SEAT.
OKAY, I'VE GOT SOME TEA FOR YOU.
I'VE GOT SOME TEA FOR PRINCESS BELLA,
AND SOME MORE TEA FOR DR. MONKEY CHUNKS.
I'M NEVER LETTER HER GO.
YEAH. OKAY.
JOE AND JANIE ARE COMING AROUND.
BUT EMILY'S STILL FASCINATED WITH YOU.
MILLIONS OF AMERICANS WOULD AGREE THERE'S NO CURE FOR THAT.
SHE'S STILL A SCARED LITTLE BIRD.
[bird cawing]
WHAT WAS THAT?
IT'S A SCARED LITTLE BIRD. WE NEED TO HELP IT.
DID YOU JUST NAIL THAT BIRD
TO GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO BOND OVER?
IT MUST BE IN SHOCK.
OH, WE NEED TO MAKE IT A LITTLE NEST.
EMILY, WE CAN USE YOUR DAD HAT.
OKAY. BUT BE CAREFUL.
OF THE BIRD?
I MEANT THE HAT, BUT SURE.
NICE WORK.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
EVERY TIME A BIRD SMASHES INTO A WINDOW,
AN ANGEL GETS HIS WINGS.
- IS THAT WHAT THEY SAY-- - I'M PARAPHRASING.
OKAY.
WELL, I'M OFF TO WORK.
OKAY. IT'S ALL GONNA BE OKAY.
I THINK THE KIDS HAVE TURNED A CORNER.
I'M THRILLED FOR YOU, DAVID.
I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE MADE ME PLAY WITH ROCKS.
[rocks clatter]
AND I LOOKED LIKE A TOTAL DORK IN THAT DRESS.
DUMB BIRD POOPED IN MY DAD HAT.
WELL, YOU WERE RIGHT. FAKING IT WORKED.
NOW MAYBE HE'LL LEAVE US ALONE.
WELL, AT LEAST HE TRIED BEING A REAL DAD.
BIG DEAL. FOR ONE DAY.
THEY WERE LYING TO ME?
DID YOU REALLY THINK
YOU'D MAKE UP FOR ALL THAT LOST TIME IN ONE DAY?
WE GOT TO GO TO SCHOOL.
TED! CAR! NOW!
COMING!
GOOD LUCK WITH THE LIVE SHOW TONIGHT, DAVID.
[audience applauding] - ALL RIGHT,
COMING BACK FROM COMMERCIAL. LAST LOOKS, PLEASE.
PLACES, PEOPLE. - DAVID, BABY,
MORE PEOPLE ARE WATCHING THIS LIVE SHOW
THAN THE SUPER BOWL.
AH, MAN. YOU'RE KILLING IT, BABE!
I COULD KISS YOU.
BUT--PATRICK!
AND WE'RE BACK LIVE IN THREE...TWO...
[upbeat music]
DAD, I CAN'T GO TO PROM LIKE THIS!
NOW YOU CAN. PROBLEM SOLVED!
DADDY!
HERE YOU GO, SWEETHEART.
all: AWWW!
I AM SO LUCKY.
NO MATTER WHAT, YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME.
YOU'RE THE PERFECT DAD.
WELL, DUH! THAT'S MY JOB.
[all laughing]
UM...
BUT I'M, UH, I'M NOT THE PERFECT DAD.
NO, NO! IT SAYS RIGHT HERE YOU ARE.
I'M SORRY, I-- I CAN'T DO THIS.
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
HE'S--HE'S GONE ROGUE. JUST STOP THE SHOW.
SEE, THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
THAT LIFE IS NOT ABOUT BEING PERFECT.
IT'S, UM, IT'S ABOUT RUNNING OVER YOUR DAUGHTER'S TOES
AND WRECKING YOUR SON'S SCIENCE PROJECT
AND LEAVING YOUR SIX-YEAR-OLD AT HOME ALONE.
audience: OH!
SHE'S FINE. UM...
BUT WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT
IS THAT YOU'RE THERE FOR THEM.
AND...THAT THEY KNOW YOU'RE THERE FOR THEM.
I GOT TO GO.
THE MAN MELTS MY HEART.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIRE HIM, BUT HE MOVES ME.
PATRICK, CRY FOR ME.
[crying]
- WHERE YOU GOING? - HOME.
EVEN IF I CAN'T GO BACK WHERE I STARTED,
MY WEIRD KIDS NEED ME.
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SHORTCUT?
- DAD! GET OUT OF THE WAY. - YOU'RE BLOCKING THE TV.
EMILY. YOUR FOOT. IT LOOKS TERRIBLE!
OW! OW! DAD, QUIT IT!
AND JOE, YOUR ROCK PROJECT, IT'S--IT'S--
IT'S BACK TO BEING ABOUT BORING ROCKS!
TED'S NOT HERE, IS HE?
- TED WHO? - OH! MUSIC TO MY EARS!
[laughing]
I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T FIX THIS.
I DIDN'T, DAVID. YOU DID.
ONCE YOU REALIZED WHERE YOU NEEDED TO BE.
- DADDY? - YES!
- ARE YOU FEELING OKAY? - OH...
'CAUSE DOCTOR MONKEY CHUNKS CAN GIVE YOU A CHECK-UP.
JANIE. NO, GIVE ME A HUG, MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE PRINCESS.
OH, I'M SO--AMY! - I'M HOME.
AMY! DON'T EVER CHANGE THAT FACE!
I LOVE IT. - OKAY.
LOOK AT THAT. THAT'S CONFUSION, RIGHT?
YOU'RE CONFUSED. I GET IT.
I CAN SEE IT WRITTEN ALL OVER YOUR FACE.
I LOVE IT. AND THE BUTT?
DON'T EVER CHANGE THE BUTT.
IT'S THE PERFECT SIZE.
- OOH! INAPPROPRIATE! - GROSS!
EARMUFFS!
OH, COME ON. GUYS, I WANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING.
I AM NEVER GOING ANYWHERE.
BECAUSE NOW I KNOW
WHAT A DIFFERENCE I MADE IN YOUR LIVES.
YOU KNOW WHAT'D BE REALLY DIFFERENT?
WHAT?
IF YOU STOPPED TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF.
[chuckles]
THE WORLD IS A MAGICAL PLACE.
[groaning]
HE IS SO WEIRD.