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JOE, EMILY, LET'S GO!
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COME ON! YOUR SISTER
CAN'T BE LATE!
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SHE'S GOT A FIELD TRIP
TO THE AQUARIUM.
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- YAY!
- YAY.
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DADDY, WANT TO HEAR
MY DOLPHIN VOICE AGAIN?
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[high-pitched squealing]
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BABY,
WE WORKED ON THIS.
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NOW IF YOU'RE GONNA GO
FULL DOLPHIN,
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YOU HAVE TO MODULATE WITH SHORT
STACCATO BREATHS, LIKE THIS.
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[authentic dolphin call]
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OKAY?
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I'LL NEVER BE AS GOOD
AS YOU, DADDY.
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YEAH, I KNOW, SWEETHEART.
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OKAY, GO TO THE LITTLE
DOLPHIN'S ROOM, OKAY?
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WE GOT A LONG
TRIP AHEAD OF US.
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DAD, I FINISHED MY
MIDTERM PROJECT ON ROCK HISTORY.
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WANT TO SEE?
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YEAH. OKAY, GOOD.
NICE JOB.
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YEAH, IT'S NICE,
BUT NOT GREAT.
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I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT.
I SHOULD'VE USED MORE GEODES.
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PLEASE.
LET ME REPHRASE IT, JOE.
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I WILL LOVE IT IF YOU TAKE IT
OUT TO THE CAR NOW.
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PLEASE. GO. THANK YOU.
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NO, OLIVIA, THE ANIMAL MARCH
IS US MARCHING,
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NOT ANIMALS MARCHING.
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EMILY, WE GOT TO GO.
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LIV, I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE
SIR MEOWS-A-LOT AT HOME.
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HAVE YOU SEEN HIM
IN HIS LITTLE PROTEST SWEATER?
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all: AWWW!
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NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! NO!
TAKE HIM HOME.
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EMILY, WE GOT TO GO.
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ALL RIGHT, I'LL MEET
YOU GUYS AT SCHOOL, OKAY?
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- ALL RIGHT.
- DAD, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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WE GOT TO GO.
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OH, DAVID! WAIT!
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I NEED HELP
PICKING A HEAD SHOT
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FOR THE FAN CLUB MERCHANDISE.
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SO, "QUIRKY CHARMING" DAVID
IS SO HANDSOME,
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BUT "PENSIVE" DAVID
SEES RIGHT INTO MY SOUL.
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THEY'RE BOTH PERFECT.
IT'S ME.
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[laughing]
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT, WELL,
HAVE A GOOD TRIP.
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OH, NO. NOW, YOU KNOW THE RULE--
NO HUGS FOR DAY TRIPS.
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[sighs]
THAT'S SUCH A BOGUS RULE.
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OH, DAVID,
I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU.
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REMEMBER THAT BUDDY-COP MOVIE
I WROTE FOR YOU?
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YEAH, MARCUS, LET IT GO.
I'M NOT GONNA DO YOUR MOVIE,
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AND I'M SORRY IF THAT MEANS
IT DOESN'T GET MADE.
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WELL, THE STUDIO
DECIDED TO MAKE IT.
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REALLY? WITHOUT ME?
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YES, DAVID.
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DO THEY KNOW
IT'S WITHOUT ME?
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YES, DAVID. WE SHOOT
IN FIVE WEEKS IN NEW YORK CITY.
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OH.
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WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, MARCUS.
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.
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DAVID, I WANT YOU TO REMAIN
IN THAT HAPPY PLACE
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BECAUSE YOUR ROLE
WENT TO TED MCGINLEY.
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- REALLY?
- MM-HMM.
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LOOK, I KNOW YOU AND TED
HAVE BAD BLOOD,
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BUT SINCE OUR SHOW
WENT OFF THE AIR
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AND THEY BROUGHT
"TED PLUS TEN" BACK,
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IT'S NOW AMERICA'S
NUMBER-ONE SHOW.
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REALLY?
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THEY THINK THAT TED
COULD BE A MOVIE STAR.
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[high-pitched voice]
REALLY?
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OH, WELL,
GOOD FOR HIM, MARCUS.
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[screaming]
MY FOOT! MY FOOT!
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[screaming]
HER FOOT! HER FOOT!
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MY PROJECT!
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OH, HONEY!
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IS IT POSSIBLE
I ONLY GOT SHOE?
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SEARING PAIN
SUGGESTS NO.
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OKAY, ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
LET'S GET YOU IN THE CAR.
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JOE, THROW YOUR THING
IN THE BACK, PLEASE.
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LET ME TAKE THIS OUT,
SWEETHEART. THERE YOU GO.
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DAD, THE CAR IS LOCKED!
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YES, COME THROUGH THIS WAY!
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[car horn beeps]
GO THROUGH OVER YOUR SISTER!
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- [screaming]
- HOLD ON!
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ALL RIGHT, JUST LET HIM
IN THE CAR, PLEASE, EMILY!
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THANK YOU. OKAY.
- [shrieks]
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I'M SO--
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- [screams]
- THANK YOU.
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[engine turning over]
- [shrieks] NO!
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EVERYBODY QUIET DOWN!
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THAT WENT BETTER
THAN I THOUGHT.
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AQUARIUM, HERE WE COME!
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HELLO?
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[high-pitched squealing]
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[upbeat theme music]
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♪
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, GUS.
AND THANKS AGAIN.
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HEY, WHAT ARE
GUARDIAN ANGELS FOR?
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- [TV audience laughing]
- OH, DAVID, DON'T BE
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SO HARD ON YOURSELF.
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ACCIDENTS HAPPEN.
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EMILY'S BROKEN TOE WILL HEAL
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AND JOE GOT AN EXTENSION
ON HIS PROJECT.
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WHAT ABOUT JANIE?
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WELL, TWO OUT OF THREE
AIN'T BAD.
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YOU KNOW,
AFTER THE DAY I'VE HAD,
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I REALLY FEEL LIKE--
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A FAILURE?
A DISAPPOINTMENT?
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I WAS GONNA SAY
FROZEN YOGURT.
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BUT THANK YOU.
NOW I'M HUNGRY AND DEPRESSED.
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MAYBE I'M JUST FOOLING MYSELF,
I DON'T KNOW.
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MAYBE I'M A LOUSY FATHER.
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YOU'RE A GREAT FATHER.
YOU JUST HAD A BAD DAY.
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WAITING FOR THE CABLE GUY
FOR FIVE HOURS IS A BAD DAY.
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I RAN OVER EMILY'S FOOT!
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I'M BEGINNING TO THINK
THAT OUR KIDS' LIVES
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WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER IF,
YOU KNOW,
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I WASN'T STAYING AT HOME.
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AND THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH TED MCGINLEY
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GETTING YOUR
PART IN MARCUS'S MOVIE?
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OH, NO. NO. NO--YES!
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YES! THAT WAS PART WAS MINE!
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I JUST THINK THAT IF I WOULD'VE
STUCK TO THE ONE THING
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THAT I WAS GREAT AT,
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BEING A LOVED AND ADMIRED
TV STAR,
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THEN OUR KIDS' LIVES
WOULD'VE BEEN HAPPIER.
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OH.
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DAVID, I LOVE YOU.
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THE KIDS LOVE YOU.
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AND I PROMISE EVERYTHING
WILL BE BETTER IN THE MORNING.
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OKAY?
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OH, AND I'M SORRY, BUT THE CABLE
GUY WILL BE HERE TOMORROW
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BETWEEN 9:00 AND 2:00.
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YOU SURE YOU DON'T
WANT TO STAY
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FOR MY WIFE'S
POT ROAST, GUS?
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EVEN GUARDIAN ANGELS
NEED TO EAT.
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[sighs] I'LL NEVER
BE THAT HUNGRY, DAVID.
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[laughing]
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NOW THAT WAS
A GREAT EPISODE.
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AAH!
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AAH! AAH!
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WHAT--
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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YOU CALLED ME.
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YOU THOUGHT EVERYONE
WOULD BE HAPPIER
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IF YOU NEVER LEFT THE SHOW.
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I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU
THE CHANCE TO FIND OUT.
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WHAT? HOW--
HOW YOU GONNA DO THAT?
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YOU'RE AN ACTOR.
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GUARDIAN ANGEL IS MY DAY JOB.
ACTING IS MY PASSION.
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YOU WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT YOUR
LIFE WOULD BE LIKE OR NOT?
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WELL, YEAH.
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THEN COME ON.
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WAIT--WHOA--WAIT, WAIT!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING--
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WOW, YOU JUST WALKED
INTO THE TELEVISION.
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I REALLY SHOULD'VE
READ THE MANUAL.
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WAIT--NO, NO, NO!
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MY OLD {\an8}SEE DAD RUN SET.
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IT'S LIKE I NEVER LEFT.
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THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU DIDN'T, DAVID.
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MY SHOW'S STILL ON TV?
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AND BIGGER THAN EVER.
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AND I'M STILL
LOVED AND ADMIRED?
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all: WE LOVE YOU, DAVID!
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WOW, HI.
THANK YOU, I--YOU REMEMBERED.
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MAKE WAY, PEOPLE.
NETWORK PRESIDENT MR. KOSTNER
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IS HERE TO SEE MR. HOBBS.
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KEVIN'S THE NETWORK PRESIDENT?
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YOU PROMOTED HIM
WHILE HE WAS YOUR ASSISTANT.
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EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEEN
HERE TEN YEARS LONGER.
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BOO-HOO, PATRICK.
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MMM. YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU CIRCLE
THE STAGE UNTIL WE'RE DONE HERE.
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NOT IN THE CART, PATRICK.
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[laughs]
WOW!
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HEY, I HAVE THE POWER
TO PROMOTE YOU?
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HEY, EVER SINCE
YOU WON THAT EMMY.
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I WON AN EMMY?
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OKAY, MY MISTAKE.
TWO EMMYS.
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TWO! OH, THAT IS SWEET!
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OKAY, PEOPLE, LISTEN UP!
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FOR {\an8}SEE DAD RUN'S
300th EPISODE,
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I HAVE DECIDED TO BLOW
AMERICA'S COLLECTIVE MIND
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WITH OUR FIRST EVER
LIVE BROADCAST!
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[all cheering]
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[phone rings]
- HEY, I'VE GOT TO TAKE THIS.
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PATRICK, HUG DAVID
FOR ME, ALL RIGHT?
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MAN, GUS, WORK COULD
NOT HAVE BEEN BETTER.
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AND I BET MY KIDS
ARE BETTER OFF, TOO.
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WELL, THEY ARE A LITTLE...
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OFF.
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DADDY, YOU'RE HOME!
YOU'RE HOME! YOU'RE HOME!
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OOH!
OH, WOW, WHAT A GREETING.
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AND LOOK AT YOUR FOOT.
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OKAY!
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HER FOOT'S FINE, DAVID.
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YOU NEVER RAN OVER IT.
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BUT SINCE YOU'RE
ALWAYS WORKING,
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SHE'S GOTTEN
A LITTLE...NEEDY.
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- SWEETIE--
- OH! COME SIT ON THE COUCH.
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YOU CAN TELL ME EVERY
DETAIL FROM YOUR DAY
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FROM START TO FINISH!
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YEAH, WELL, HOW DID YOUR
PET MARCH WITH YOUR FRIENDS GO?
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FRIENDS?
I DON'T NEED FRIENDS...
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♪ BECAUSE I HAVE
A DADDY LIKE YOU! ♪
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DID YOU JUST SING THAT?
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00:08:09,966 --> 00:08:12,435
YEAH. I WROTE YOU
YOUR OWN THEME SONG.
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IT'S CALLED
* DADDY LIKE YOU!
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OH, IT'S IN MY ROOM.
I'LL GO GET IT.
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STAY HERE, DADDY.
STAY HERE.
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DON'T MOVE!
DON'T LEAVE ME!
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I'M HOME! YOU'RE NEVER
GONNA BELIEVE THIS!
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WE TOOK FIRST PLACE!
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WOW, JOE,
IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK BROKEN.
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'CAUSE YOU NEVER RAN OVER IT.
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WHATEVER, DAD.
I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.
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I WAS TALKING TO TED.
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TED?
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TED MCGINLEY.
YOUR NANNY.
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HEY! YOU DID IT!
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NO, TED. WE DID IT.
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HA HA!
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both: HO!
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WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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OH, HEY, DAVID.
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JOE, WE CAN'T FORGET
ABOUT YOUR DAD.
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I OWE HIM BIG TIME.
AFTER MY SHOW WAS CANCELED,
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I COULDN'T GET HIRED
ANYWHERE ELSE.
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THIS MANNY POSITION
HAS SAVED ME.
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AND...YOU KNOW WHAT
THE GREATEST PART IS?
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00:09:02,552 --> 00:09:06,957
YOU AND I,
WE GET TO BE BEST BUDS.
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I-I-I THOUGHT WE WERE
BEST BUDS, JOE.
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00:09:10,460 --> 00:09:13,263
DAD, DON'T MAKE IT AWKWARD.
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[knock at door]
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OH! MARCUS, YOU'LL NEVER
BELIEVE WHAT'S GOING ON.
230
00:09:18,368 --> 00:09:20,470
I'LL TELL YOU WHO'S
MOVING ON, DAVID--ME.
231
00:09:20,503 --> 00:09:22,839
I'M RELOCATING
MY FAMILY TO A COMMUNE.
232
00:09:22,873 --> 00:09:24,708
I'LL HATE IT,
BECAUSE I HATE SHARING,
233
00:09:24,741 --> 00:09:26,943
AND I LOVE LONG,
LUXURIOUS SHOWERS.
234
00:09:26,977 --> 00:09:30,847
BUT IT'S BETTER THAN SHARING
A STREET WITH YOU.
235
00:09:30,881 --> 00:09:32,515
BUT YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
236
00:09:32,548 --> 00:09:33,950
NOT SINCE YOU FIRED HIM.
237
00:09:33,984 --> 00:09:36,052
WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
238
00:09:36,086 --> 00:09:38,388
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG.
239
00:09:38,421 --> 00:09:41,057
READ MY BOOK,
{\an8}WHAT'S WRONG WITH DAVID HOBBS?
240
00:09:44,695 --> 00:09:45,929
WHOA!
241
00:09:45,962 --> 00:09:47,297
YOU GAVE ME A KIDNEY?
242
00:09:47,330 --> 00:09:49,966
YOU FORGOT?
243
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,935
TURNS OUT YOU DIDN'T
EVEN NEED ONE.
244
00:09:51,968 --> 00:09:56,406
YOU'RE THE ONLY MAN I KNOW
WHO HAS A JUST-IN-CASE KIDNEY!
245
00:09:56,439 --> 00:10:00,711
WELL, JUST IN CASE I NEVER SEE
YOU AGAIN, GOOD DAY, SIR!
246
00:10:05,048 --> 00:10:08,251
OH, GOOD, HONEY,
YOU'RE HOME.
247
00:10:08,284 --> 00:10:11,021
GREAT NEWS. THE SWELLING WILL
GO DOWN IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.
248
00:10:11,054 --> 00:10:13,023
FROM, WHAT, YOUR FACE?
249
00:10:13,056 --> 00:10:15,992
NO, I PAID GOOD MONEY
FOR THIS SWELLING.
250
00:10:16,026 --> 00:10:17,828
I'M TALKING
ABOUT MY BUTT, SILLY.
251
00:10:17,861 --> 00:10:20,430
YEAH, UM, HONEY, YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO DO ALL THIS.
252
00:10:20,463 --> 00:10:22,298
YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL
THE WAY YOU WERE.
253
00:10:22,332 --> 00:10:24,167
OH, DAVID.
254
00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:29,005
I'D CRY IF I STILL
HAD MY TEAR DUCTS.
255
00:10:29,039 --> 00:10:30,373
THERE YOU ARE.
256
00:10:30,406 --> 00:10:32,508
WHY DON'T YOU
DRAG YOUR NEW BUTT
257
00:10:32,542 --> 00:10:35,511
INTO THE KITCHEN
AND MAKE ME DINNER?
258
00:10:35,545 --> 00:10:37,413
- HEY! DON'T TALK TO YOUR--
- PFFT!
259
00:10:37,447 --> 00:10:38,749
- WAIT, WHAT--
- PFFTTT!
260
00:10:38,782 --> 00:10:40,183
DID YOU SPRING A LEAK?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
261
00:10:40,216 --> 00:10:42,052
PFFFFT! PFFFTTT!
262
00:10:42,085 --> 00:10:43,486
I'M SHUSHING YOU.
263
00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:47,257
TRUST ME, YOU DO NOT WANT
TO PUSH HER BUTTONS.
264
00:10:47,290 --> 00:10:50,126
HUNGRY! FOOD! NOW!
265
00:10:52,929 --> 00:10:54,364
OKAY, I WANT TO GO HOME, GUS.
266
00:10:54,397 --> 00:10:56,566
- YOU ARE HOME, DAVID.
- NO, MY REAL HOME
267
00:10:56,599 --> 00:10:57,901
WHERE MY KIDS ARE NORMAL
268
00:10:57,934 --> 00:10:59,770
AND MY BEST FRIEND
HAS BOTH HIS KIDNEYS.
269
00:10:59,803 --> 00:11:01,938
COME ON, TAKE ME HOME.
LET'S GO.
270
00:11:01,972 --> 00:11:03,439
COME ON!
LET'S DO IT.
271
00:11:03,473 --> 00:11:05,475
COME ON.
272
00:11:05,508 --> 00:11:07,477
THAT'S NOT HOW
IT WORKS, DAVID.
273
00:11:07,510 --> 00:11:08,779
HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO THOUGHT
274
00:11:08,779 --> 00:11:11,181
THIS LIFE WOULD BE BETTER.
275
00:11:11,214 --> 00:11:12,248
I'M STUCK HERE?
276
00:11:12,282 --> 00:11:14,250
YEAH, WELL SO AM I.
277
00:11:14,284 --> 00:11:15,786
AND SINCE YOU'RE HOME
FOR ONCE,
278
00:11:15,819 --> 00:11:19,055
COME HELP BUBBLE BUTT
WITH MY GRILLED CHEESE!
279
00:11:21,257 --> 00:11:22,558
[lisping]
SLHE'S SHERIOUS.
280
00:11:22,592 --> 00:11:24,060
- WHAT?
- SLHE'S SHERIOUS.
281
00:11:24,094 --> 00:11:25,561
WHAT?
282
00:11:25,595 --> 00:11:27,864
SHE'S SERIOUS.
283
00:11:30,801 --> 00:11:31,935
GUS, OUR KIDS
DON'T ACT THIS WAY.
284
00:11:31,968 --> 00:11:33,169
IN THIS WORLD, THEY DO.
285
00:11:33,203 --> 00:11:34,204
HONEY, YOU'RE
NOT AROUND TO SEE IT,
286
00:11:34,237 --> 00:11:35,405
BUT THIS IS AS GOOD
AS IT GETS.
287
00:11:35,438 --> 00:11:38,074
NO, NO! IT'S--IT'S NOT, HONEY.
288
00:11:38,108 --> 00:11:39,475
THERE'S ANOTHER VERSION
OF THEM.
289
00:11:39,509 --> 00:11:40,844
JANIE IS SWEET,
290
00:11:40,877 --> 00:11:43,646
A-AND EMILY IS INDEPENDENT
AND OUTGOING, AND JOE...
291
00:11:43,679 --> 00:11:47,650
JOE IS--IS HEARTWARMINGLY
WEIRD AND LOVABLE.
292
00:11:47,683 --> 00:11:49,185
HONEY, ENOUGH
WITH THE CRAZY TALK.
293
00:11:49,219 --> 00:11:51,487
OKAY? YOU'RE UPSETTING ME.
294
00:11:51,521 --> 00:11:54,925
I AM? BECAUSE YOUR FACE
LOOKS TOTALLY CALM.
295
00:11:56,893 --> 00:11:58,995
CAN YOU SEE IT NOW?
296
00:12:00,831 --> 00:12:02,933
- NO.
- [groans]
297
00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:06,602
[both hollering]
298
00:12:06,636 --> 00:12:08,038
- I WIN!
- WHOO!
299
00:12:08,071 --> 00:12:10,841
YOU ARE GETTING FASTER,
YOUNG MAN.
300
00:12:10,874 --> 00:12:12,242
THANKS, DAD.
301
00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:14,277
WAIT, DID YOU
JUST CALL TED "DAD"?
302
00:12:14,310 --> 00:12:16,847
OH, DID I?
303
00:12:16,847 --> 00:12:17,981
DID YA?
304
00:12:18,014 --> 00:12:20,550
[both laugh]
305
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:23,719
COME ON, DAVID.
IT'S AN HONEST MISTAKE.
306
00:12:23,753 --> 00:12:26,289
COME ON, LET'S GO GET YOU
SOME ELECTROLYTES.
307
00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:32,495
SAY, DAVID, THIS SCRIPT
FOR YOUR 300th EPISODE
308
00:12:32,528 --> 00:12:33,864
IS PRETTY GOOD.
309
00:12:33,864 --> 00:12:35,431
DO YOU THINK THE NOSY
NEIGHBOR CHARACTER
310
00:12:35,465 --> 00:12:37,667
COULD BE A YOUNG TEEN?
311
00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:39,502
I CAN'T THINK
ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW, GUS.
312
00:12:39,535 --> 00:12:41,771
I GOT TO FIX MY KIDS.
JOE! JANIE! EMILY!
313
00:12:41,872 --> 00:12:44,407
YES, DADDY?
314
00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:45,876
YOU'VE GOT TWO MINUTES.
315
00:12:45,876 --> 00:12:49,612
OKAY, LISTEN, KIDS.
YOU GUYS HAVE THE POTENTIAL
316
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:50,981
TO BE GREAT KIDS.
317
00:12:51,014 --> 00:12:52,682
AND AS YOUR DAD--
- I LOVE IT!
318
00:12:52,715 --> 00:12:54,918
SO, OH--YES,
I APPRECIATE THE ENTHUSIASM,
319
00:12:54,951 --> 00:12:56,319
BUT LET ME FINISH.
320
00:12:56,352 --> 00:13:00,056
AND IT'S MY JOB AS YOUR DAD
TO BRING IT OUT OF YOU.
321
00:13:00,090 --> 00:13:01,892
AND THAT'S
WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
322
00:13:01,892 --> 00:13:03,226
NOW?
323
00:13:03,259 --> 00:13:04,995
- SURE.
- I LOVE IT!
324
00:13:09,432 --> 00:13:10,901
GREAT.
NOW AFTER ALL THIS TIME,
325
00:13:10,901 --> 00:13:13,603
HE SUDDENLY WANTS
TO BE A DAD.
326
00:13:13,636 --> 00:13:15,438
AND WE'RE GONNA LET HIM.
327
00:13:15,471 --> 00:13:19,242
SO WE'RE JUST GONNA PLAY ALONG
TILL HE GETS OFF OUR BACKS?
328
00:13:19,275 --> 00:13:22,745
[sinister laughter]
329
00:13:22,778 --> 00:13:25,248
[joins in sinister laughter]
330
00:13:29,052 --> 00:13:30,954
I DON'T SEE
WHY I NEED FRIENDS.
331
00:13:30,987 --> 00:13:32,622
SEE, YOU SAYING THAT
332
00:13:32,655 --> 00:13:35,091
IS THE REASON WE'RE DOING THIS.
NOW GO OVER THERE AND SIT DOWN.
333
00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:36,426
TAKE THIS AND GO, GO, GO.
334
00:13:36,459 --> 00:13:38,728
OH.
335
00:13:38,761 --> 00:13:41,497
SO YOUR DAD SAID YOU WANTED
336
00:13:41,531 --> 00:13:44,167
TO HEAR ABOUT OUR HUMANE
ANIMAL TREATMENT GROUP...
337
00:13:45,401 --> 00:13:48,204
"H.A.T."
338
00:13:48,238 --> 00:13:51,374
I HAVE A HAT
WITH MY DAD'S FACE ON IT.
339
00:13:51,407 --> 00:13:53,243
SHE SCARES ME.
340
00:13:55,011 --> 00:13:57,447
OOH, HEY, I GOT SOME COOKIES
FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS, EMILY.
341
00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:00,250
I'M GONNA GO BRING SOME IN
TO YOUR BROTHER AND SISTER.
342
00:14:00,283 --> 00:14:02,052
- OH, I'LL COME WITH YOU.
- NO, NO, NO. NO, STAY.
343
00:14:02,085 --> 00:14:05,121
STAY. SIT. SIT.
344
00:14:05,155 --> 00:14:07,357
GOOD GIRL.
345
00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:09,325
[women giggling awkwardly]
346
00:14:09,359 --> 00:14:12,395
- COOKIES!
- BOY, DAD.
347
00:14:12,428 --> 00:14:13,729
I WAS WRONG ABOUT
WHAT I SAID YESTERDAY.
348
00:14:13,763 --> 00:14:15,731
I'M REALLY LOVING
THIS ROCK COLLECTION.
349
00:14:15,765 --> 00:14:16,832
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT.
350
00:14:16,866 --> 00:14:18,234
AND JUST THINK,
351
00:14:18,268 --> 00:14:19,569
IF I LOST ONE,
352
00:14:19,602 --> 00:14:22,038
I CAN JUST GO OUT TO THE DIRT
AND DIG UP ANOTHER ONE!
353
00:14:22,072 --> 00:14:24,374
THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S THE COOL KIND OF STUFF
354
00:14:24,407 --> 00:14:26,242
THAT TED DOESN'T HAVE
TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT.
355
00:14:26,276 --> 00:14:28,178
WELL, HE'S RIGHT, JOE.
356
00:14:28,211 --> 00:14:29,445
WHEN IT COMES TO THIS
KIND OF STUFF,
357
00:14:29,479 --> 00:14:32,148
I'M DUMB AS A ROCK.
358
00:14:32,182 --> 00:14:34,417
TED, DO YOU MIND?
THIS IS OUR THING.
359
00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:36,519
YEAH. YEAH, TED.
THIS IS OUR THING!
360
00:14:40,556 --> 00:14:41,992
I'VE GOT THE DRESS ON,
361
00:14:42,025 --> 00:14:44,995
AND BOY DO I FEEL PRETTY!
362
00:14:44,995 --> 00:14:46,429
YOU LOOK PRETTY.
363
00:14:46,462 --> 00:14:48,999
SWEETHEART, I'VE GOT A TEA PARTY
ALL SET UP FOR YOU RIGHT HERE,
364
00:14:48,999 --> 00:14:50,400
YOUR HIGHNESS.
HAVE A SEAT.
365
00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:53,736
OKAY, I'VE GOT
SOME TEA FOR YOU.
366
00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:55,805
I'VE GOT SOME TEA
FOR PRINCESS BELLA,
367
00:14:55,838 --> 00:14:59,909
AND SOME MORE TEA
FOR DR. MONKEY CHUNKS.
368
00:15:00,010 --> 00:15:01,844
I'M NEVER
LETTER HER GO.
369
00:15:01,877 --> 00:15:04,314
YEAH.
OKAY.
370
00:15:11,021 --> 00:15:13,023
JOE AND JANIE
ARE COMING AROUND.
371
00:15:13,023 --> 00:15:15,425
BUT EMILY'S STILL
FASCINATED WITH YOU.
372
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:19,829
MILLIONS OF AMERICANS WOULD
AGREE THERE'S NO CURE FOR THAT.
373
00:15:19,862 --> 00:15:21,731
SHE'S STILL A SCARED
LITTLE BIRD.
374
00:15:21,764 --> 00:15:23,466
[bird cawing]
375
00:15:23,499 --> 00:15:25,101
WHAT WAS THAT?
376
00:15:25,135 --> 00:15:27,670
IT'S A SCARED LITTLE BIRD.
WE NEED TO HELP IT.
377
00:15:27,703 --> 00:15:28,838
DID YOU JUST NAIL THAT BIRD
378
00:15:28,871 --> 00:15:31,474
TO GIVE THEM SOMETHING
TO BOND OVER?
379
00:15:31,507 --> 00:15:33,343
IT MUST BE IN SHOCK.
380
00:15:33,376 --> 00:15:35,911
OH, WE NEED TO MAKE IT
A LITTLE NEST.
381
00:15:35,945 --> 00:15:39,449
EMILY, WE CAN
USE YOUR DAD HAT.
382
00:15:39,482 --> 00:15:41,651
OKAY. BUT BE CAREFUL.
383
00:15:41,684 --> 00:15:42,652
OF THE BIRD?
384
00:15:42,685 --> 00:15:45,788
I MEANT THE HAT,
BUT SURE.
385
00:15:49,259 --> 00:15:50,360
NICE WORK.
386
00:15:50,393 --> 00:15:52,062
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
387
00:15:52,095 --> 00:15:53,796
EVERY TIME A BIRD
SMASHES INTO A WINDOW,
388
00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:57,300
AN ANGEL GETS HIS WINGS.
389
00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,302
- IS THAT WHAT THEY SAY--
- I'M PARAPHRASING.
390
00:15:59,335 --> 00:16:00,670
OKAY.
391
00:16:03,473 --> 00:16:05,308
WELL, I'M OFF TO WORK.
392
00:16:05,341 --> 00:16:07,943
OKAY. IT'S ALL GONNA BE OKAY.
393
00:16:07,977 --> 00:16:09,779
I THINK THE KIDS
HAVE TURNED A CORNER.
394
00:16:09,812 --> 00:16:11,814
I'M THRILLED FOR YOU, DAVID.
395
00:16:16,086 --> 00:16:18,154
I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT.
396
00:16:22,592 --> 00:16:24,094
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE MADE ME
PLAY WITH ROCKS.
397
00:16:24,127 --> 00:16:25,395
[rocks clatter]
398
00:16:25,428 --> 00:16:28,831
AND I LOOKED LIKE
A TOTAL DORK IN THAT DRESS.
399
00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:31,467
DUMB BIRD POOPED
IN MY DAD HAT.
400
00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:33,603
WELL, YOU WERE RIGHT.
FAKING IT WORKED.
401
00:16:33,636 --> 00:16:35,471
NOW MAYBE
HE'LL LEAVE US ALONE.
402
00:16:37,173 --> 00:16:39,442
WELL, AT LEAST
HE TRIED BEING A REAL DAD.
403
00:16:39,475 --> 00:16:41,177
BIG DEAL. FOR ONE DAY.
404
00:16:41,211 --> 00:16:42,945
THEY WERE LYING TO ME?
405
00:16:42,978 --> 00:16:44,647
DID YOU REALLY THINK
406
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,850
YOU'D MAKE UP FOR ALL
THAT LOST TIME IN ONE DAY?
407
00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:50,153
WE GOT TO GO TO SCHOOL.
408
00:16:50,186 --> 00:16:53,789
TED! CAR! NOW!
409
00:16:54,490 --> 00:16:55,658
COMING!
410
00:16:55,691 --> 00:16:57,793
GOOD LUCK WITH
THE LIVE SHOW TONIGHT, DAVID.
411
00:16:59,495 --> 00:17:00,763
[audience applauding]
- ALL RIGHT,
412
00:17:00,796 --> 00:17:02,198
COMING BACK FROM COMMERCIAL.
LAST LOOKS, PLEASE.
413
00:17:02,232 --> 00:17:04,334
PLACES, PEOPLE.
- DAVID, BABY,
414
00:17:04,367 --> 00:17:06,202
MORE PEOPLE
ARE WATCHING THIS LIVE SHOW
415
00:17:06,236 --> 00:17:07,237
THAN THE SUPER BOWL.
416
00:17:07,270 --> 00:17:08,904
AH, MAN.
YOU'RE KILLING IT, BABE!
417
00:17:08,938 --> 00:17:10,373
I COULD KISS YOU.
418
00:17:10,406 --> 00:17:11,707
BUT--PATRICK!
419
00:17:14,377 --> 00:17:17,747
AND WE'RE BACK LIVE
IN THREE...TWO...
420
00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:18,914
[upbeat music]
421
00:17:18,948 --> 00:17:22,418
DAD, I CAN'T GO
TO PROM LIKE THIS!
422
00:17:27,857 --> 00:17:30,360
NOW YOU CAN.
PROBLEM SOLVED!
423
00:17:30,393 --> 00:17:32,262
DADDY!
424
00:17:33,829 --> 00:17:35,931
HERE YOU GO, SWEETHEART.
425
00:17:35,965 --> 00:17:37,267
all: AWWW!
426
00:17:38,801 --> 00:17:40,870
I AM SO LUCKY.
427
00:17:40,903 --> 00:17:43,339
NO MATTER WHAT,
YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME.
428
00:17:43,373 --> 00:17:45,208
YOU'RE THE PERFECT DAD.
429
00:17:45,241 --> 00:17:48,178
WELL, DUH!
THAT'S MY JOB.
430
00:17:48,178 --> 00:17:51,080
[all laughing]
431
00:17:55,918 --> 00:17:58,087
UM...
432
00:17:59,622 --> 00:18:02,458
BUT I'M, UH, I'M NOT
THE PERFECT DAD.
433
00:18:02,492 --> 00:18:05,695
NO, NO! IT SAYS
RIGHT HERE YOU ARE.
434
00:18:05,728 --> 00:18:08,097
I'M SORRY, I--
I CAN'T DO THIS.
435
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:12,001
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
436
00:18:12,034 --> 00:18:15,205
HE'S--HE'S GONE ROGUE.
JUST STOP THE SHOW.
437
00:18:15,238 --> 00:18:17,507
SEE, THE FACT
OF THE MATTER IS
438
00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:20,876
THAT LIFE IS NOT
ABOUT BEING PERFECT.
439
00:18:20,910 --> 00:18:24,347
IT'S, UM, IT'S ABOUT RUNNING
OVER YOUR DAUGHTER'S TOES
440
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:27,717
AND WRECKING YOUR SON'S
SCIENCE PROJECT
441
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:31,254
AND LEAVING YOUR SIX-YEAR-OLD
AT HOME ALONE.
442
00:18:31,287 --> 00:18:33,389
audience: OH!
443
00:18:33,423 --> 00:18:35,658
SHE'S FINE. UM...
444
00:18:37,327 --> 00:18:39,829
BUT WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT
445
00:18:39,862 --> 00:18:41,697
IS THAT YOU'RE THERE FOR THEM.
446
00:18:41,731 --> 00:18:45,401
AND...THAT THEY KNOW
YOU'RE THERE FOR THEM.
447
00:18:49,239 --> 00:18:50,373
I GOT TO GO.
448
00:18:52,041 --> 00:18:53,643
THE MAN MELTS MY HEART.
449
00:18:53,676 --> 00:18:57,647
I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIRE HIM,
BUT HE MOVES ME.
450
00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,082
PATRICK, CRY FOR ME.
451
00:19:00,115 --> 00:19:01,651
[crying]
452
00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:06,622
- WHERE YOU GOING?
- HOME.
453
00:19:06,656 --> 00:19:09,259
EVEN IF I CAN'T
GO BACK WHERE I STARTED,
454
00:19:09,259 --> 00:19:10,993
MY WEIRD KIDS NEED ME.
455
00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:13,429
WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE A SHORTCUT?
456
00:19:15,965 --> 00:19:18,968
- DAD! GET OUT OF THE WAY.
- YOU'RE BLOCKING THE TV.
457
00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:23,873
EMILY. YOUR FOOT.
IT LOOKS TERRIBLE!
458
00:19:23,906 --> 00:19:25,941
OW! OW! DAD, QUIT IT!
459
00:19:25,975 --> 00:19:28,143
AND JOE, YOUR ROCK PROJECT,
IT'S--IT'S--
460
00:19:28,177 --> 00:19:31,614
IT'S BACK TO BEING
ABOUT BORING ROCKS!
461
00:19:33,349 --> 00:19:34,450
TED'S NOT HERE, IS HE?
462
00:19:34,484 --> 00:19:38,921
- TED WHO?
- OH! MUSIC TO MY EARS!
463
00:19:38,954 --> 00:19:40,456
[laughing]
464
00:19:41,991 --> 00:19:43,593
I THOUGHT
YOU COULDN'T FIX THIS.
465
00:19:43,626 --> 00:19:46,629
I DIDN'T, DAVID.
YOU DID.
466
00:19:46,662 --> 00:19:50,366
ONCE YOU REALIZED
WHERE YOU NEEDED TO BE.
467
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,367
- DADDY?
- YES!
468
00:19:51,401 --> 00:19:52,802
- ARE YOU FEELING OKAY?
- OH...
469
00:19:52,835 --> 00:19:55,671
'CAUSE DOCTOR MONKEY CHUNKS
CAN GIVE YOU A CHECK-UP.
470
00:19:55,705 --> 00:20:00,209
JANIE. NO, GIVE ME A HUG,
MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE PRINCESS.
471
00:20:00,310 --> 00:20:01,644
OH, I'M SO--AMY!
- I'M HOME.
472
00:20:01,677 --> 00:20:05,047
AMY! DON'T EVER CHANGE
THAT FACE!
473
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,816
I LOVE IT.
- OKAY.
474
00:20:06,849 --> 00:20:08,484
LOOK AT THAT.
THAT'S CONFUSION, RIGHT?
475
00:20:08,518 --> 00:20:09,819
YOU'RE CONFUSED.
I GET IT.
476
00:20:09,852 --> 00:20:10,853
I CAN SEE IT WRITTEN
ALL OVER YOUR FACE.
477
00:20:10,886 --> 00:20:11,854
I LOVE IT.
AND THE BUTT?
478
00:20:11,887 --> 00:20:12,955
DON'T EVER CHANGE THE BUTT.
479
00:20:12,988 --> 00:20:14,123
IT'S THE PERFECT SIZE.
480
00:20:14,156 --> 00:20:16,025
- OOH! INAPPROPRIATE!
- GROSS!
481
00:20:16,058 --> 00:20:18,027
EARMUFFS!
482
00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:21,263
OH, COME ON. GUYS,
I WANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING.
483
00:20:21,297 --> 00:20:23,566
I AM NEVER
GOING ANYWHERE.
484
00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:25,401
BECAUSE NOW I KNOW
485
00:20:25,435 --> 00:20:27,903
WHAT A DIFFERENCE
I MADE IN YOUR LIVES.
486
00:20:27,937 --> 00:20:29,204
YOU KNOW WHAT'D BE
REALLY DIFFERENT?
487
00:20:29,238 --> 00:20:30,473
WHAT?
488
00:20:30,506 --> 00:20:32,675
IF YOU STOPPED
TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF.
489
00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:34,377
[chuckles]
490
00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:36,746
THE WORLD
IS A MAGICAL PLACE.
491
00:20:36,779 --> 00:20:39,081
[groaning]
492
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:41,250
HE IS SO WEIRD.