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COME ON, DAVID,
IT'S MY FIRST MOVIE.
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THE STUDIO WANTS YOU TO DO IT.
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I WANT YOU TO DO IT.
YOU GOTTA DO IT!
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MARCUS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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I PROMISED THE KIDS THAT
MY PLACE WAS HERE WITH THEM.
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OKAY, GUYS?
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HONEY, DOING
A SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER
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HAS BEEN YOUR DREAM.
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EVERY TIME WE SEE ONE,
YOU ALWAYS SAY
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IT WOULD BE
BETTER WITH YOU IN IT.
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WE ALL KNOW THAT ANY MOVIE
WITH ME IN IT
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WOULD BE A BETTER MOVIE.
THAT'S JUST SCIENCE.
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BUT, DADDY, YOU COULD BE
IN A MOVIE.
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JUST LIKE {\an8}KUNG FU PANDA
OR MORGAN FREEMAN.
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GUYS, DAD HAS MADE
HIS DECISION.
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HE'S STAYING WITH US.
RESPECT IT.
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- THANK YOU, EMILY.
- CO-STARRING TEEN HEARTTHROB
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NICK BANNER.
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NICK BANNER? DAD!
HE'S THE BEST ACTOR EVER!
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YOU HAVE TO DO THIS!
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IMAGINE IF I GOT A SELFIE WITH
HIM LOOKING AT ME ADORINGLY.
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HE'S NOT THAT GOOD
OF AN ACTOR.
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LOOK, YOU GUYS, I'M NOT
GONNA GO TO NEW YORK
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AND FILM A MOVIE
FOR FIVE WEEKS WITHOUT YOU.
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FIVE WEEKS?
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I MEAN, FIVE WEEKS?
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MAYBE WE CAN
GO WITH YOU.
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OH, WE CAN GO WITH YOU?
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I MEAN, WE CAN GO WITH YOU?
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COME ON, MAN. YOU CAN EVEN
TAKE THE KIDS TO THE SET!
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YEAH, DAD! YOU WON'T
EVEN KNOW WE'RE THERE.
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- COME ON!
- WE'LL HAVE SO MUCH FUN!
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- YOU HAVE TO DO THIS!
- WHOA, WHOA.
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FIRST OF ALL, ON A MOVIE SET,
YOU'VE GOT TO BE QUIET.
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WE'D HAVE SO MUCH FUN!
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YOU GOTTA DO THIS!
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THERE'S ALSO A ROLE FOR AMY!
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LOOK, THE STUDIO WANTS ME
TO REWRITE THE ENDING
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WHILE WE FILM.
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SO I'M GONNA IMMERSE MYSELF
IN THE UNDERBELLY OF THE CITY.
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AND, YOU KNOW, MAYBE I COULD
SHOOT THE "MAKING OF"?
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YOU KNOW,
BEHIND-THE-SCENES FOOTAGE,
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DOCUMENT YOUR EVERY MOVE.
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YOU MEAN, KIND OF LIKE
WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW?
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OKAY, YEAH, I ADMIT IT.
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I USE THE FOOTAGE FOR MY BLOG
"GOBS OF HOBBS."
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ALL RIGHT.
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS?
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I CAN BE A GREAT DAD
AND A MOVIE STAR, OKAY?
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- YES!
- SO WE ARE GOING TO NEW YORK.
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AND ACTION!
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YO, FRANK, LET'S ROCK...
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AND ROLL.
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I DRIVE, ROOKIE.
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YAY, DADDY!
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- SHH!
- CUT!
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WHO ARE YOU KIDS?
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OKAY, LET'S GO AGAIN, PLEASE.
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SWEETIE, QUIET VOICES
ON THE SET, REMEMBER?
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I'M ON IT.
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AND ACTION.
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SWEETIE, WHEN DADDY'S WORKING,
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WE HAVE TO BE SUPER QUIET.
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SORRY!
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OKAY! ONE MORE TIME!
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SO WE'RE GONNA DO IT AGAIN?
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NO, NO, I CAN'T
GO AGAIN, ALL RIGHT?
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I'VE LOST MY CHARACTER.
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CHAZ! CHAZ MCQUEEN?
WHERE ARE YOU?
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WE'RE NOT GOING AGAIN?
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HEY, SORRY
ABOUT THE PHONE THING.
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BUT YOU THINK YOU COULD
INTRODUCE ME TO NICK NOW?
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YOU KNOW...
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I DON'T THINK
IT'S A GOOD TIME, SWEETHEART.
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ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
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DAD, I'M HUNGRY.
CAN YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH?
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YOU KNOW WHAT? RIGHT OVER
THERE IS CRAFT SERVICE.
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YOU CAN GET ANYTHING YOU WANT.
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- ANYTHING?
- ANYTHING.
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♪ AH
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I'M HOME.
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HEY, DAVID,
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HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW RIG?
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RIGHT? ALL HIGH DEF,
ANAMORPHIC LENSES,
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STREAMING WIRELESSLY
TO MY COMPUTER.
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THAT'S IMPRESSIVE, KEVIN.
YOU GOT ANY GOOD FOOTAGE?
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NO, NOT YET. I CAN'T REACH
REALLY THE "ON" BUTTON.
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IT'S JUST, I THINK IT'S--
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AROUND--YEP.
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OH! OOH!
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THANK YOU.
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AW, FRANKIE,
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GONER.
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I'M SORRY I SAID YOU'RE
A LOW-LIFE TWO-BIT
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HAS-BEEN COP.
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YOU MAY BE MY EX-HUSBAND,
BUT YOU'RE STILL MY HERO.
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AND SHE KISSES HIM
ON THE BANDAGE.
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EWWW!
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CAN I MEET YOUR DOG?
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SURE. BUT REX IS
A TRAINED ANIMAL ACTOR.
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HE DOESN'T RESPOND
TO EVERYONE.
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NICE TO MEET YOU.
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MOST BIG HOLLYWOOD ACTORS
WOULDN'T SHAKE.
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NOW, THAT'S MORE HOLLYWOOD.
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I THOUGHT
YOU WERE A GONER!
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I THOUGHT YOU {\an8}WERE A GONER.
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I THOUGHT {\an8}YOU
WERE A GONER.
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- AMY?
- MY SCENE UP? OH, PERFECT.
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I'M PEAKING.
IT'S NOW OR NEVER.
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THEY MOVED YOU TO TOMORROW.
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TOMORROW'S GOOD.
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OH, DAVID, GUESS WHAT?
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YOU HEART NEW YORK?
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HA HA!
YOU BET.
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AND I THINK I HAVE MY ENDING.
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- OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT.
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YOU AND CHAZ
CHASE DE CAMPO
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TO THE TOP
OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.
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- I'M LISTENING.
- OKAY.
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THERE,
YOU GET BITTEN BY A SPIDER.
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THE NEXT DAY, YOU HAVE WEBBING
SHOOTING OUT OF YOUR WRISTS!
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WAIT FOR IT...
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AND YOU'RE ABLE TO SWING
FROM BUILDING TO BUILDING,
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SAVING THE CITY.
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BOOM!
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LET ME GUESS. {\an8}
SPIDER COP?
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THANK YOU. WHAT IS THAT?
YOU JUST MADE IT SOUND STUPID.
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I WORKED ON THIS
ALL DAY LONG...
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ROLL OVER, REX.
ROLL OVER.
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LIKE THIS!
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- HOBBS. JASON HERVEY.
- OH, HEY.
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I'M WITH THE STUDIO.
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- WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.
- BIG FAN OF YOURS.
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GOOD KIDS TOO, BY THE WAY. LISTEN,
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I GOTTA TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING,
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ONE THING.
YOU CAN'T FORGET IT.
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IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.
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OH, BIGGER NAME. SORRY.
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DON'T FORGET
WHAT I TOLD YOU, HOBBS.
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HI...
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BIGGER THAN ME?
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NO PICTURES ALLOWED
ON THE SET.
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OH, NICK'S MY GOOD FRIEND.
HE WON'T MIND.
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YEAH, JUST CHECK OUT
MY INSTAGRAM PAGE.
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EVERYTHING THERE IS TRUE.
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AND ACTION!
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DAD!
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OKAY, IT WAS GOOD FOR ME.
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CUT.
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"THE BUILDING'S SURROUNDED,
DE CAMPO.
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YOU CAN COME QUIETLY--"
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DADDY?
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I HAD BAD DREAMS.
CAN YOU READ ME A STORY?
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YES, OF COURSE.
NO PROBLEM.
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GET OVER HERE. COME ON.
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YOUR DAD'S GONNA
TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING NOW.
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DAVID, YOU HAVE TO BE
ON SET EARLY.
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LET ME TAKE CARE
OF THIS.
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OH, NO, HONEY.
YOU WERE ALREADY ASLEEP.
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I TOLD YOU
IF I WAS GONNA DO THIS,
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I COULD STILL BE A FULL--
- OKAY, GOOD NIGHT.
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OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
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ONCE UPON A TIME,
THERE WAS A VERY HANDSOME PRINCE
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NAMED
DETECTIVE FRANK HARDWARE,
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WHO WAS PLACED
ON ADMINISTRATIVE LEAVE
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FOR PLAYING
BY HIS OWN RULES.
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OH, HOLD ON, SWEETIE.
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BUT IT WAS
JUST GETTING GOOD!
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- OH, HEY, NICK.
- CAN I COME IN?
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YEAH, WELL, I'M KIND OF
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STUDYING MY LINES HERE,
YOU KNOW?
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NO, I UNDERSTAND.
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I'LL JUST, UM...
I'LL WAIT RIGHT HERE.
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I'M RUINING THIS MOVIE.
AH! I'M RUINING THIS MOVIE.
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DAD, I DON'T FEEL GOOD.
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YEAH, WELL, YOU ATE
YOUR WEIGHT IN CREAM PUFFS, JOE.
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OKAY?
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LOOK, GUYS, WE GOT
A LOT TO DO TOMORROW.
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WE GOT A BUSY DAY.
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IT'S LATE. CAN WE ALL
JUST GO TO SLEEP, PLEASE?
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"AND THEN FRANK AND CHAZ
RAN AND RAN AND RAN,
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UNTIL FINALLY TACKLING
THE BAD GUY."
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AND THEN THEY TALK...
AND THEY TALK...
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AND THEY TALK AND THEY--
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MAN, THIS MOVIE
REALLY DOES NEED A NEW ENDING.
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING UP?
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AAH!
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WE GOT YOU, DE CAMPO.
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THESE PICTURES ARE GONNA
PUT YOU AWAY FOR LIFE.
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RIGHT, FRANK?
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FRANK?
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DAVID?
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CUT!
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DAVID, OF ALL THE TIMES
I'VE WATCHED YOU SLEEP,
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I'VE NEVER HAD TO SHARE YOU
WITH A CROWD BEFORE.
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THAT WAS WEIRD.
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YOU WATCH ME SLEEP?
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COFFEE?
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DAVE, I HAVE
THE PERFECT ENDING.
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LISTEN. FRANK AND CHAZ
CHASE DE CAMPO
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INTO THE BOWELS
OF THE SUBWAY.
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- OKAY. GO ON--
- OKAY, OKAY.
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WHERE HE'S OVERCOME
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BY A RADIOACTIVE LIQUID.
WAIT FOR IT!
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IT TURNS HIM
INTO A PIZZA-LOVING,
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HARD-SHELLED REPTILE
WHO KNOW KUNG-FU.
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HMM?
SAVES THE DAY.
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YEAH. YOU CAN CALL IT, UH...
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{\an8}MIDDLE-AGED MUTANT
NINJA COPS.
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YOU KNOW, YOUR--
YOUR MOCKING TONE IS, LIKE,
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KILLING MY CREATIVE SPIRIT.
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YOU'RE ONLY HURTING YOURSELF,
MAN, ALL RIGHT?
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ACTION!
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AW, MY GOD, FRANKIE.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GONER!
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CUT!
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AMY, GREAT WORK.
GREAT SCENE.
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BUT PENNY ASKED ME
TO MAKE A MINOR TWEAK
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TO YOUR SCENE TO HEIGHTEN
THE EMOTIONAL IMPACT.
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OH! EMOTIONAL IMPACT.
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- SOMETHING NEW.
- OH, GOOD!
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OKAY.
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AND ACTION!
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AW, CONNIE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU.
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LOOK AT WHAT DE CAMPO
DID TO YOU!
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GONER.
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YOU MAY BE MY EX-WIFE--
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BUT YOU'RE STILL MY HERO.
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I TOLD YOU I'D NEVER
LET YOU SEE ME CRY.
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CUT!
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EXCUSE ME.
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I'M SURE YOU GET THIS
ALL THE TIME,
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BUT ALL MY FRIENDS
THINK YOU'RE SUPER CUTE,
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AND I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD
GET A PICTURE WITH YOU.
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UH...SURE.
235
00:10:28,975 --> 00:10:30,542
- HEY, WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
- OH!
236
00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:35,547
YO, DE CAMPO.
HERE WE ARE.
237
00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,465
CUT!
238
00:10:40,508 --> 00:10:42,815
WHAT CAN I
HELP YOU WITH THIS TIME?
239
00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,948
SORRY.
240
00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:48,342
ACTION.
241
00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:49,909
YO, DE CAMPO.
HERE WE ARE.
242
00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,302
YOU PROBABLY HEARD
THAT WE PLAY
243
00:10:51,345 --> 00:10:53,565
BY OUR OWN
SET OF RULES.
244
00:10:53,608 --> 00:10:54,871
SO TELL US WHO YOU WORK FOR
245
00:10:54,914 --> 00:10:56,829
OR THIS DOG'S GONNA PLAY FETCH
WITH YOUR FACE.
246
00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:58,788
I'M NOT TALKING!
247
00:10:58,831 --> 00:11:00,398
AND GET THAT BEAST
AWAY FROM ME!
248
00:11:00,441 --> 00:11:02,966
LET'S GO, REX! GET HIM!
249
00:11:05,751 --> 00:11:07,622
- YAY!
- CUT!
250
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:13,063
OKAY, EVERYBODY,
LISTEN UP!
251
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:16,631
THIS IS THE BIG STUNT.
252
00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:18,242
THERE CAN BE
NO MISTAKES.
253
00:11:18,285 --> 00:11:20,070
WE CAN ONLY DO IT ONCE!
254
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:23,682
SO YOU'LL GO WHEN I SIGNAL.
255
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,510
I HAVE TO PEE,
256
00:11:25,553 --> 00:11:27,207
BUT I DON'T WANT
TO MISS THE STUNT.
257
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:29,340
DO I HAVE TIME?
258
00:11:29,383 --> 00:11:30,515
- ABSOLUTELY.
- PROBABLY NOT.
259
00:11:30,558 --> 00:11:32,735
- JUST GO.
- SHOULD I GO OR NOT?
260
00:11:32,778 --> 00:11:33,736
- WHATEVER.
- HOLD IT.
261
00:11:33,779 --> 00:11:34,737
JUST GO.
262
00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:36,913
BUT WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?
263
00:11:36,956 --> 00:11:38,653
GO! JUST GO!
264
00:11:47,793 --> 00:11:50,404
WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME
AND HAVE MORE KIDS?
265
00:11:55,801 --> 00:11:58,108
- KEVIN?
- ARE YOU OKAY?
266
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:01,676
WELL, ONE MINUTE I WAS
INTERVIEWING THE STUNT DRIVER,
267
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,374
AND THE NEXT I WAS FLYING
THROUGH THE AIR.
268
00:12:03,417 --> 00:12:05,898
BUT LUCKILY, THERE WERE
SIX PIECES OF JAGGED METAL
269
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,160
TO BREAK MY FALL.
270
00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,773
DAD, I'M SORRY.
271
00:12:10,816 --> 00:12:14,080
ACCIDENTS HAPPEN.
272
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:18,519
SPEAKING OF ACCIDENTS,
STILL GOTTA GO HERE!
273
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:20,173
EM, HELP YOUR SISTER OUT.
YOUR FATHER AND I NEED TO TALK.
274
00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:21,348
SURE.
275
00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:22,959
I'LL GO CHECK
ON THE QUICHES.
276
00:12:23,002 --> 00:12:23,873
I MEAN, KEVIN.
277
00:12:26,005 --> 00:12:28,878
WELL, HONEY,
WE SAW THIS COMING.
278
00:12:28,921 --> 00:12:31,010
NAW, I MEAN,
YOU KNOW THE OLD ADAGE.
279
00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,620
IT'S NOT A FAMILY VACATION
280
00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:34,797
UNTIL SOMEBODY DRIVES A CAR
THROUGH A PLATE-GLASS WINDOW.
281
00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,320
OH, SWEETIE.
282
00:12:36,363 --> 00:12:38,452
YOU'RE A GREAT ACTOR,
283
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:39,976
AN AMAZING FATHER,
284
00:12:40,019 --> 00:12:41,891
BUT A MOVIE SET
IS NO PLACE FOR KIDS.
285
00:12:41,934 --> 00:12:43,849
LOOK, TOMORROW
I'LL TAKE THEM HOME.
286
00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,503
WHAT--IT CAN'T
GET ANY WORSE, RIGHT?
287
00:12:45,546 --> 00:12:47,766
DADDY! HELP ME!
288
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,594
- WHAT?
- I'LL HELP YOU PACK.
289
00:12:53,641 --> 00:12:55,774
WE START IN THE CAR, DAVID.
290
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,036
OKAY. THANK YOU.
291
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:03,521
- MY DOCUMENTARY'S A DISASTER.
- OH!
292
00:13:03,564 --> 00:13:05,610
KEVIN, HAVEN'T
YOU LEARNED ANYTHING
293
00:13:05,653 --> 00:13:07,960
ABOUT SNEAKING
INTO MOVIE CARS?
294
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,832
I DON'T CARE
WHAT HAPPENS ANYMORE, DAVID.
295
00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:11,703
I'VE SHOT HUNDREDS
OF HOURS OF FILM
296
00:13:11,746 --> 00:13:12,965
AND I HAVE NOTHING
TO SHOW FOR IT.
297
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:15,315
SO YOU KNOW,
START SPREADING THE NEWS,
298
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:16,795
'CAUSE IF I CAN'T
MAKE IT HERE,
299
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:20,146
I CAN'T
MAKE IT ANYWHERE.
300
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,845
I CAN'T DO THIS, DAVID.
301
00:13:22,888 --> 00:13:25,412
IT SEEMS LIKE ALL MY ENDINGS
HAVE BEEN DONE BEFORE.
302
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,893
WHAT, UH--
303
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:30,026
OKAY, LET ME GUESS.
YOU CAN'T DO SOMETHING.
304
00:13:30,069 --> 00:13:32,028
NO, YOU'RE RIGHT, DAVID!
305
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:37,294
CHAZ IS GONE,
AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK.
306
00:13:37,337 --> 00:13:39,122
MY NAME'S NOT EVEN NICK BANNER.
IT'S GLEN TISHMAN.
307
00:13:39,165 --> 00:13:40,514
I'M NO ACTOR.
308
00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:41,689
AND I'M NO FILMMAKER.
309
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:43,691
I'M NOT A WRITER!
310
00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:46,303
WELL, I'M A GREAT ACTOR.
311
00:13:46,346 --> 00:13:48,522
I'M A HORRIBLE FATHER.
312
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:51,961
NO, PLEASE, PLEASE,
313
00:13:52,004 --> 00:13:53,527
FOR THE LOVE--
DON'T DO THIS.
314
00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:58,576
HELLO.
HEY, EMILY, IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
315
00:13:58,619 --> 00:14:02,362
FINE. MOM JUST NEEDED MONEY,
SO WE WENT BACK TO THE BANK.
316
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,538
AND WE JUST WANTED
TO SAY GOOD-BYE AGAIN.
317
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,366
all: WE LOVE YOU.
318
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:09,935
OH. THANK YOU, SWEETHEART.
I NEEDED TO HEAR THAT.
319
00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:11,241
ANYWAY, YOU WON'T BELIEVE
320
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,243
THESE TWO CLOWNS
IN LINE IN FRONT OF US.
321
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,636
WHAT, TWO IDIOTS
322
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:18,248
WITH COFFEE CANS
FULL OF PENNIES?
323
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,032
NO. REAL CLOWNS.
324
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:22,687
ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND!
325
00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:24,254
THIS IS A HOLD-UP!
326
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,864
OH, NO, DAD!
THEY'RE NOT CLOWNS.
327
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:26,647
THEY'RE ROBBING THE BANK!
328
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:27,735
WAIT, WHAT?
329
00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:29,172
HELP US, DADDY!
330
00:14:29,215 --> 00:14:30,651
ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE ON OUR WAY.
331
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:32,305
EVERYBODY, BUCKLE UP.
332
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:34,612
AMY AND THE KIDS
ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A ROBBERY.
333
00:14:34,655 --> 00:14:37,180
WHAT? WELL, SHOULDN'T
WE CALL THE POLICE?
334
00:14:37,223 --> 00:14:39,225
WE ARE THE POLICE.
335
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:48,191
HEY, DAVID, I'M NOT SURE
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.
336
00:14:48,234 --> 00:14:50,323
I HAVE TO SAVE
MY FAMILY, MARCUS!
337
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,369
OKAY. I HAVE TICKETS
TO SEE {\an8}KINKY BOOTS,
338
00:14:52,412 --> 00:14:54,153
BUT I GUESS THIS
IS MORE IMPORTANT.
339
00:14:57,852 --> 00:15:00,768
DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID
AND NO ONE GETS HURT!
340
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:03,728
OH, GREAT. NOW ALL I CAN THINK
ABOUT IS DOING SOMETHING STUPID
341
00:15:03,771 --> 00:15:05,425
WHERE EVERYBODY GETS HURT.
342
00:15:07,079 --> 00:15:10,082
YOU KNOW, FOR A CLOWN,
YOU'RE NOT VERY FUNNY!
343
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:17,089
OKAY, THAT'S FUNNY.
344
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,486
YOU! TIE UP THE GUARD!
345
00:15:22,529 --> 00:15:23,835
WITH WHAT?
346
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,502
DAVE, COULD YOU
PLEASE SLOW DOWN?
347
00:15:38,545 --> 00:15:41,026
I'M GETTING--
I'M GETTING CAR SICK OVER HERE.
348
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,724
SUCK IT UP, GLEN.
MY FAMILY NEEDS ME!
349
00:15:46,727 --> 00:15:49,513
STAY HERE.
350
00:15:49,556 --> 00:15:51,210
GOOD--GOOD THINKIN'!
351
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:53,647
I'LL FEED THE METER.
ANYONE HAVE CHANGE?
352
00:15:57,477 --> 00:15:59,175
ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO CLOWNS!
353
00:15:59,218 --> 00:16:02,569
FUN TIME'S OVER.
PLACE IS SURROUNDED.
354
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:03,788
HE MADE IT!
355
00:16:03,831 --> 00:16:07,357
YO, FRANK.
LET'S ROCK. AND ROLL.
356
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,098
WHO THE HECK
ARE YOU GUYS?
357
00:16:09,141 --> 00:16:11,839
WE'RE TWO
OF NEW YORK'S FINEST.
358
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,972
AND WE PLAY BY OUR OWN RULES.
359
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,800
SO WHY DON'T YOU
LET THESE PEOPLE GO, HUH?
360
00:16:15,843 --> 00:16:17,062
THAT'S NOT
GONNA HAPPEN.
361
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:22,154
- YES, IT IS.
- NO, IT'S NOT.
362
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:23,634
THAT'S NOT
A VERY GOOD PLAN.
363
00:16:23,677 --> 00:16:25,592
I KNOW IT'S NOT.
364
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,725
FYI, DAVID,
YOU ONLY HAVE 15 MINUTES
365
00:16:27,768 --> 00:16:29,074
BEFORE YOU GET
A PARKING TICKET,
366
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,032
AND THE CLOCK IS TICKING.
367
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:36,647
DAVID? HEY,
ISN'T THAT DAVID HOBBS?
368
00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:39,128
AND THAT MOVIE ACTOR,
NICK BANNER?
369
00:16:39,171 --> 00:16:40,955
- NO WAY.
- I KNOW, RIGHT?
370
00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:45,177
MOM, THEY LOVE DAD.
371
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,571
ARE YOU KIDDING?
I LOVE DAVID HOBBS!
372
00:16:49,355 --> 00:16:50,661
OMG!
373
00:16:50,704 --> 00:16:52,706
- HUH!
- NICK BANNER?
374
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:56,884
OH, I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN.
I'M TALKING HUGE!
375
00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:58,234
FUHGET ABOUT IT!
376
00:16:58,277 --> 00:17:00,714
OH, MY FAMILY LOVES {\an8}
SEE DAD RUN.
377
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:03,413
MINE, TOO.
378
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,936
SO, WHY'D YOU QUIT?
379
00:17:04,979 --> 00:17:07,808
WELL, I QUIT TO, UH,
I QUIT TO BE A REAL--
380
00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,680
TO BE A REAL DAD.
381
00:17:09,723 --> 00:17:11,943
GOOD FOR YOU.
382
00:17:11,986 --> 00:17:14,163
HEY, EXCUSE ME, BANK ROBBER.
383
00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:15,947
I KNOW YOU'VE GOT
A CRIME TO COMMIT,
384
00:17:15,990 --> 00:17:19,864
BUT WOULD YOU MIND IF THE KIDS
AND I COULD GET A PICTURE?
385
00:17:22,214 --> 00:17:23,215
ALL RIGHT, YEAH.
386
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,695
MAKE IT QUICK.
387
00:17:24,738 --> 00:17:26,000
OH, THANK YOU.
THAT'S VERY NICE.
388
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:27,045
RIGHT NEXT TO YOU,
YOUNG LADY.
389
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,655
ALL RIGHT.
390
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:29,961
READY.
391
00:17:30,004 --> 00:17:31,049
ALL RIGHT,
ONE FOR SAFETY!
392
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,485
- YEAH.
- OH, YEAH.
393
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:34,922
THERE YOU GO.
THERE YOU GO.
394
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:35,967
ALL RIGHT, HEY, YOU GUYS,
395
00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:38,143
WOULD YOU LIKE
A PICTURE TOO?
396
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:40,406
DON'T BE SHY.
both: NAH, WE--OKAY!
397
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:43,366
COME ON! NICK BANNER.
398
00:17:43,409 --> 00:17:45,324
- JUST ONE.
- THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO.
399
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,631
THE FLASH IS ON IF YOU DON'T--
- RIGHT.
400
00:17:47,674 --> 00:17:48,632
- HOW YOU DOING?
- HEY.
401
00:17:48,675 --> 00:17:50,242
ALL RIGHT.
402
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:51,852
- OKAY, YOU READY?
- ONE, TWO--
403
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:54,377
EVERYBODY SAY...
404
00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:55,291
BUSTED!
- HEY! WAIT! GIVE ME THAT--
405
00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:57,684
HEY! HEY! HEY!
406
00:17:57,728 --> 00:17:59,077
TELL ME YOU
ARE GETTING THAT.
407
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,644
YEAH, EVERY FRAME!
408
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:25,538
HOO...WAH!
409
00:18:28,628 --> 00:18:30,848
YOU KNOW WHAT FITS MORE CLOWNS
THAN YOUR TINY CAR?
410
00:18:30,891 --> 00:18:33,024
JAIL.
411
00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:36,462
FRANK, THIS CLOCK'S TICKING!
THIS PLACE IS GONNA BLOW!
412
00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:38,203
EVERYBODY OUT OF HERE!
413
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:47,821
SO HOW'D I DO, FRANK?
414
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:50,302
WE STILL PARTNERS?
415
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:51,434
YOU CAN BANK ON IT.
416
00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:57,875
all: OOOH!
417
00:19:02,488 --> 00:19:05,665
- OH-HO-HO!
- CONGRATULATIONS, KEVIN!
418
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,406
YOUR FIRST SCREEN CREDIT!
419
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:11,236
THANK YOU. I AM NOW
THE GO-TO CLOWN GUY. YEAH.
420
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,324
THAT'S GREAT. ANY OFFERS?
421
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:13,934
YEAH, ACTUALLY,
I JUST GOT HIRED
422
00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:16,589
TO DIRECT A NEW PILOT
ABOUT CLOWNS
423
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:19,853
CALLED, {\an8}RICKLES, TICKLES,
PICKLES, AND DESHAWN.
424
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:20,898
YEAH.
425
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:25,990
EMILY, CAN WE SEE YOUR
SELFIE WITH NICK AGAIN?
426
00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:28,949
FINE. LAST TIME.
427
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:32,083
YOU GOT CLOWN BOMBED.
428
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:36,914
MARCUS, THE MOVIE
WAS AWESOME.
429
00:19:36,957 --> 00:19:38,481
AND THE ENDING
WAS AMAZING.
430
00:19:38,524 --> 00:19:40,309
WELL, THANK YOU.
THE STUDIO THINKS SO, TOO.
431
00:19:40,352 --> 00:19:42,485
THEY OFFERED US
TWO SEQUELS ALREADY.
432
00:19:42,528 --> 00:19:45,270
{\an8}
THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL.
433
00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:47,446
AND {\an8}
I SAID IT WAS PERSONAL!
434
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:48,708
BAM!
435
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,756
- REALLY?
- WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
436
00:19:52,799 --> 00:19:54,671
HE HASN'T SAID A THING!
437
00:19:57,543 --> 00:19:58,718
DAD...
438
00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:00,198
DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING
TO TELL US?
439
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,852
OH, YEAH, GUYS, I'M SORRY.
440
00:20:01,895 --> 00:20:06,073
I, UM, I BURNT THE CHICKEN,
SO I MADE BURGERS.
441
00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:09,599
DAVID, THE MOVIE.
THE SEQUELS.
442
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,078
YEAH, I KNOW.
443
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:14,081
I KNOW IT'S THE ROLE
OF A LIFETIME.
444
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,823
BUT I ALREADY HAVE
THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME.
445
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:21,611
BEING YOUR HUSBAND
AND BEING YOUR DAD.
446
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:25,005
ON OUR SHOW, THAT WOULD'VE
EARNED YOU A "AWWW."
447
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:29,053
all: AWWWWW.
448
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,278
UH, DAD?
449
00:20:36,321 --> 00:20:37,888
NO, NO, NO.
DON'T RUIN THE MOMENT, JOE.
450
00:20:37,931 --> 00:20:39,193
OKAY.