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KATIE, HONEY,
IT'S DAD.
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OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE--
OOH--
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THAT YOU'RE LEAVING
FOR COLLEGE NEXT WEEK.
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SO MANY MEMORIES.
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COME ON,
LET ME SEE THAT SWEET FACE.
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COME ON.
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NOW I'M REMINDED
OF YOUR BIRTH.
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MY LIFE IS OVER.
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BABY, I KNOW YOU THOUGHT
YOU AND CHAD
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WOULD BE TOGETHER FOREVER.
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BUT I PROMISE YOU
THERE'S ONE GUY
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THAT WILL ALWAYS BE THERE
FOR YOU NO MATTER WHAT.
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I LOVE YOU, DADDY.
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OH, WAIT. YOU THOUGHT
I WAS TALKING ABOUT ME?
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THIS IS AWKWARD.
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AND...WE'RE OUT!
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[applause]
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GIVE IT UP
FOR THE ONE, THE ONLY,
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AMERICA'S NUMBER-ONE DAD,
DAVID HOBBS!
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[cheers and applause]
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THANK YOU,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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UH...
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BOY, THIS SHOW
HAS BEEN MY LIFE
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FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS,
AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S OVER.
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THIS CAST AND CREW HAVE BEEN
LIKE MY FAMILY, EXCEPT BETTER,
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BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO SEE THEM
ON WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS.
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[laughter]
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- ONE MORE SEASON!
- YOU'RE THE BEST!
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I WILL--I'LL MISS THEM MORE
THAN THEY WILL EVER KNOW.
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WE LOVE YOU, DAVID!
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[cheers and applause]
- GET OUT OF HERE.
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THIS IS THE GUY RIGHT HERE.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THIS IS MY DEAR FRIEND
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AND OUR HEAD WRITER,
MR. MARCUS BARNES.
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MARCUS...
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[sighs] I JUST WANT TO TAKE
A MOMENT AND TELL YOU SOMETHING
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THAT I'VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU
FOR A LONG TIME.
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I QUIT!
[laughter]
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TOO LATE.
YOU'RE FIRED!
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[silence]
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[laughter]
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WELL, FOLKS,
AS BITTERSWEET AS THIS IS,
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I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD
TO SPENDING SOME QUALITY TIME
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WITH MY REAL FAMILY.
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AND IF YOU DON'T MIND,
I'D LOVE YOU TO MEET THEM.
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COME ON OUT HERE,
REAL FAMILY.
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MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE, AMY,
AND OUR KIDS.
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[cheers and applause]
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GREAT NEWS, GUYS--
DADDY'S COMING HOME.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S OVER.
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WELL, HONEY,
IT'S TIME TO MOVE FORWARD,
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START ACT TWO.
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SPEAKING OF, UH, ACT TWO,
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THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
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IS THIS ABOUT ME?
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- ISN'T IT ALWAYS?
- [laughing]
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HEY, BABY.
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JANIE, HONEY,
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASLEEP.
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DR. MONKEY CHUNKS TOLD ME
SHE'S SAD.
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OH. DID DADDY FORGET TO KISS
DR. MONKEY CHUNKS GOOD NIGHT?
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- UH-HUH!
- AW.
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THAT'S 'CAUSE
DR. MONKEY CHUNKS
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SMELLS LIKE POO.
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[inhales deeply]
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THAT'S ALL YOU GOT?
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LAME.
- AH.
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HEY, GUYS.
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I WANTED TO PRACTICE MY PART
IN THE SCHOOL PLAY BEFORE BED.
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OH.
HAIL CAESAR!
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DAVID, THAT WAS HIS PART.
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OOH!
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SORRY, JOE. I REALLY WANT
TO HEAR IT FROM YOU.
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HAIL CAESAR!
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WHOA!
AND THERE IT IS.
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THAT'S MY BOY!
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IN ANCIENT ROME,
THEY NEVER WORE UNDERPANTS.
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YOU KNOW,
HE'S RIGHT, HONEY.
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ALL ROMANS
WENT FULL COMMANDO--
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CLAUDIUS, JULIUS, TESTICULUS.
[chuckles]
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OKAY, GOOD NIGHT, JOE.
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[door closes]
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AH, SO, MR. DAVID,
I HAVE SOME EXCITING NEWS.
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YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT,
ARE YOU?
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NO!
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WHOO!
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I, UH...
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GOT A CALL FROM THE PRODUCERS
OF {\an8}ALL THE DAYS.
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THEY WANT MY CHARACTER, SARAH,
TO COME BACK.
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COME BACK FROM WHAT,
HER COMA?
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YEAH, THEY FEEL IT'S TIME
TO END THAT STORYLINE.
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DOESN'T HER LACK OF BRAIN
ACTIVITY END THAT STORYLINE?
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THEY WANT MY CHARACTER
TO WAKE UP,
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REJOIN THE SHOW.
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OH. I DON'T KNOW, AMY.
THE TIMING'S NOT GREAT.
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HOW DO YOU FIGURE?
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WELL, DOESN'T THAT MEAN
THAT YOU'D BE WORKING FULL-TIME,
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AND I'D BE STAYING HOME
WITH THE KIDS?
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YEAH!
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I JUST THOUGHT
WE'D ALL BE TOGETHER--
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HAVING BREAKFAST
IN THE MORNING,
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YOU DROPPING THE KIDS OFF
AT SCHOOL,
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ME PLAYING A ROUND OF GOLF AND
SMOKING CIGARS WITH THE GUYS,
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SPENDING THE AFTERNOON
AT THE TRACK...
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WITH YOU.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, IT DOES
SOUND PRETTY RIDICULOUS, HUH?
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HA! LEAVING YOU HOME
WITH THE KIDS.
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[laughs condescendingly]
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HOLD ON A SECOND.
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YOU DON'T THINK
I CAN HANDLE MY KIDS ON MY OWN?
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- I NEVER SAID THAT.
- BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT.
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- NO, I DIDN'T.
- THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEANT.
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NEED I REMIND YOU
THAT JUST LAST YEAR
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I WAS VOTED {\an8}TV GUIDE'S
NUMBER-ONE DAD?
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BABY, I VOTED FOR YOU.
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YOU'RE GOING
BACK TO WORK, OKAY?
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I GOT THIS.
- REALLY?
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AM I NOT THE MAN WHO BUILT
HIS SON'S SCIENCE PROJECT
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{\an8}AND DELIVERED A LITTER
OF PUPPIES ALL IN ONE NIGHT?
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THAT WAS ON THE SHOW.
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- REALLY?
- MM-HMM.
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BUT I LIKE WHERE YOU'RE GOING
WITH THIS, MISTER.
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COME ON, YOU KNOW WHAT?
COME HERE.
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IT'S YOUR TURN.
YOU DESERVE THIS.
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AND BESIDES, YOU HAD THEM
FOR THE "DIAPER" YEARS.
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I MEAN,
HOW HARD CAN THIS BE?
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YOU'RE SO PRETTY.
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- CAN I TALK TO YOU, MOM?
- SURE, BABY, YEAH.
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WHAT'S UP?
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OH, IT'S
ABOUT MATTHEW PEARSON.
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OH, THAT'S MY CUE.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
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OH, NO, NO, NO, HONEY.
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YOU NEED TO BE
A PART OF THIS NOW.
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BUT, MOM!
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GO AHEAD, LOVE.
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FINE.
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UM, WELL, YOU KNOW
THAT I WAS HOPING--
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- AND DID HE?
- NO! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
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- EVEN AFTER--
- I KNOW, I KNOW.
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BUT TELL ME YOU DIDN'T--
- NO! I DID EXACTLY WHAT WE--
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- GOOD, GOOD. DID YOU TRY--
- TWICE!
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- AND NOT EVEN A--
- NOPE.
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OH, WOW.
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DAVID, YOU WANT TO JUMP IN HERE?
- ON WHAT?
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YOU GUYS SOUND LIKE A CELL PHONE
THAT KEEPS CUTTING OUT.
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SEE? I KNEW
HE WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
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CAN I BUY A VOWEL
OR SOMETHING?
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NOW THAT I'M GOING
BACK TO WORK
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AND YOU'RE IN CHARGE,
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YOU NEED TO KNOW
HOW TO HANDLE THESE SITUATIONS.
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W-W-WAIT. YOU'RE LEAVING,
AND HE'S STAYING?
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HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT RAISING A DAUGHTER.
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I THINK {\an8}ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY
MIGHT DISAGREE WITH YOU ON THAT.
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FINE.
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I'M TRYING TO GET A GUY
TO ASK ME TO THE DANCE.
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ANY WORDS OF WISDOM?
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DID YOU NOT SEE
OUR VERY SPECIAL PROM EPISODE?
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NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS
AT A DANCE.
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YOU'RE NOT GOING.
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UNBELIEVABLE!
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[door slams]
- YEAH, SEE THAT?
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THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!
- [laughing]
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MORNING, FAMILY.
HOW'S EVERYBODY TODAY?
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- HORRIFIED.
- ME TOO.
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SO YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS.
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- I THINK IT'S GREAT, DAD.
- ME TOO.
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NOW WE GET
SOME "DUDES ONLY" TIME.
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DUDE, WE ARE GONNA HAVE
ALL KINDS OF "DUDES ONLY" TIME,
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STARTING RIGHT NOW--
CATCH.
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DADDY,
WE DON'T THROW THINGS TO JOE.
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DAVID, WE REALLY NEED TO GO
OVER A FEW THINGS
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BEFORE I LEAVE.
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ONE SEC, HONEY.
I JUST NEED MY COFFEE.
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THERE WE GO.
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MORNING.
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HELLO, DAVID.
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HELLO, DAVID'S REAL FAMILY.
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- THANK YOU.
- NO PROBLEM, DAD.
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UH, UH, DAVID.
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DAVID, WHAT WAS KEVIN
FROM THE SHOW DOING HERE?
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BRINGING ME MY SCONE.
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SCONE--OKAY.
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UH, IT'S 6:45.
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AT 7:00,
THE KIDS NEED TO BE UPSTAIRS--
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TEETH, HAIR, FACES,
BRUSHED, COMBED, WASHED.
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YOU PREP THE BACKPACKS,
AND YOU MAKE THE LUNCH.
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NOW, THIS IS IMPORTANT.
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EMILY ONLY EATS
OUT OF RECYCLABLE CONTAINERS.
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JOE'S FOOD CAN'T TOUCH.
DON'T ASK.
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YOU'RE DRIVING CARPOOL.
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LEAVE AT 7:30
BECAUSE JOE CANNOT BE LATE.
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YOU WON'T LIKE JOE
WHEN HE'S LATE.
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WHAT DO I DO WITH JANIE?
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- YOU TAKE HER WITH YOU.
- ALL DAY?
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OH, HONEY, I THINK I SEE
WHERE YOU'VE GONE WRONG HERE.
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YOU GOLF?
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AH. THIS IS THE FAMILY BOOK.
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HOW MANY FAMILIES ARE
IN THIS THING?
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DO NOT MOCK THE FAMILY BOOK.
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THE FAMILY BOOK
IS YOUR BEST FRIEND.
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EVERYTHING YOU NEED
IS RIGHT HERE.
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- HONEY, HONEY?
- HUH?
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- I GOT THIS.
- MM-HMM.
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- OKAY? COME ON.
- MOMMY, DON'T GO!
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PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US
WITH DADDY!
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NOT FUNNY, EMILY.
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TOO MUCH?
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DAD!
IT'S 7:29!
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I CAN'T BE LATE!
I CAN'T BE LATE!
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00:09:01,366 --> 00:09:02,629
I KNOW, JOE.
I KNOW.
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HERE YOU GO.
GIRLS, WE GOT TO GO!
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00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:05,632
WE'RE GONNA LOSE
YOUR BROTHER.
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00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,459
[knock at door]
YEAH, COME ON IN.
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00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,026
- HEY, MR. H.
- GOOD MORNING.
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00:09:09,157 --> 00:09:12,290
FIRST DAY OF FREEDOM, HUH?
MUST BE HARD BEING UP AT 7:30.
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00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:14,858
7:30?
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00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:16,730
IS ANYBODY ELSE HOT?
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00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,601
MARY, CAN YOU GO GET
EMILY, PLEASE?
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THANK YOU.
HEY, GOOD MORNING, MARCUS.
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HEY. YEAH.
OH, YEAH, BABY, I GOT IT.
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I'M ACROSS THE STREET
AT DAVID'S,
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DROPPING MARY OFF AT CARPOOL.
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IT'S ON THE LIST.
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I GOT IT RIGHT THERE.
[phone chimes]
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UH-OH.
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OH, GREAT.
YOU SENT IT AGAIN.
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I LOVE YOU.
HELLO?
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I MISS WORK!
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COME ON, GIRLS!
IT'S 7:32!
230
00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:46,020
- [wheezing]
- WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
231
00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:50,851
LET ME GET THE BOOK!
232
00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:55,507
OH, YOU GOT IT COVERED.
ALL RIGHT, THANKS.
233
00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,640
SO AMY'S GOING BACK TO WORK,
234
00:09:57,771 --> 00:10:00,121
AND YOU'RE GOING
TO RAISE THE KIDS?
235
00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:02,732
- YEAH.
- [laughs]
236
00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:05,474
HEY, HEY, GOOD LUCK
WITH THAT, MAN, SERIOUSLY.
237
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,824
WHY IS THIS FUNNY TO YOU?
238
00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:10,740
[chuckles] DAVID, BECAUSE
PEOPLE TAKE CARE OF YOU.
239
00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,177
YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF PEOPLE.
- WHAT?
240
00:10:13,308 --> 00:10:15,310
MARCUS, YOU SEEM TO FORGET
THAT I'M THE GUY
241
00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,268
THAT THREW A BIRTHDAY PARTY
FOR 20 KIDS
242
00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:19,096
WITH NOTHING BUT LEFTOVER
CHRISTMAS CANDY
243
00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:21,490
AND STUFF
I FOUND IN A CAR.
244
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,753
THAT WAS ON THE SHOW, DAVID.
245
00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:26,669
REALLY?
246
00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:30,717
BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING,
247
00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,719
MOM LETS ME DRESS THIS WAY
FOR SCHOOL.
248
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:35,939
SHALL WE GO TO THE BOOK?
249
00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:38,028
DAD, MAYBE
YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,
250
00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:40,770
BUT I AM A GROWN WOMAN.
251
00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:42,990
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
YOU'RE 14!
252
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:46,558
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN YOUR--
- DADDY!
253
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:49,736
I WAS GONNA SAY
DRIVER'S LICENSE.
254
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:52,216
EMILY! HEY!
WHY ARE YOU SO MAD AT ME?
255
00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:53,261
EM--EMILY!
256
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:58,875
DADDY, DR. MONKEY CHUNKS
IS STILL WET.
257
00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:00,181
I KNOW
SHE'S STILL WET, HONEY.
258
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,661
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW HARD IT IS
259
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:02,879
PUTTING THAT STUPID
LITTLE STRAW
260
00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:05,621
INSIDE THAT STUPID
LITTLE JUICE BOX?
261
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:08,537
AT WORK,
I HAD A STRAW GUY.
262
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,105
- I NEED A SNACK.
- ME TOO.
263
00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:12,497
ARE YOU KIDDING?
264
00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:14,195
YOU WANT A SNACK?
265
00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:16,850
JANIE, YOU'VE HAD SIX POUNDS
OF CHEEZY CHIPS TODAY.
266
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,460
NO MORE SNACKS.
267
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,462
I TOLD YOUR MOTHER I'D MAKE YOU
A NICE HEALTHY DINNER, OKAY?
268
00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:22,986
OH, DAMN IT, THE CHICKEN.
269
00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:30,298
"ALLOW SIX HOURS TO DEFROST"?
270
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:32,953
AW, COME ON!
271
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,432
I COULD GO TO A PETTING ZOO
272
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:36,391
AND WRING A CHICKEN'S NECK
IN SIX HOURS.
273
00:11:36,521 --> 00:11:38,219
DADDY, NO!
274
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:41,135
DADDY'S NOT GONNA KILLING
A CHICKEN, HONEY.
275
00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:42,310
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS.
276
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,051
PUT IT ON HIGH.
277
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,356
AND WE'LL COOK AND DEFROST
AT THE SAME TIME,
278
00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:46,749
AND WE'RE RIGHT BACK
ON SCHEDULE, FOLKS.
279
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,838
JUST HAVE A SNACK.
280
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:51,101
JOE, I NEED YOU TO TAKE OFF THAT
TOGA AND WASH IT FOR ME, OKAY?
281
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,929
I'M LITTLE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WASH STUFF.
282
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:54,191
I'M BIG.
I DON'T KNOW EITHER.
283
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:57,151
CHECK THE BOOK.
284
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:58,369
EMILY.
285
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,241
YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO
IN THERE, MR. H.
286
00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:01,982
WHY IS SHE SO MAD AT ME?
287
00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:03,940
EMILY HAS BEEN WAITING
THE ENTIRE SEMESTER
288
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:06,595
TO TALK TO MATTHEW PEARSON,
A SOPHOMORE.
289
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,032
WITH HIS OWN CAR!
290
00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:10,947
AND RIGHT WHEN THAT HAPPENS,
291
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,819
HER DADDY PULLS UP
IN CARPOOL LANE,
292
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,255
HONKING AND WAVING--
293
00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:16,823
"EMILY, HURRY.
JANIE'S GOT TO GO PEE-PEE."
294
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:18,781
WHO SAYS "PEE-PEE"?
295
00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:21,697
NOBODY SAYS "PEE-PEE"!
296
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:26,049
AND BYE-BYE,
MATTHEW PEARSON.
297
00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:34,579
EMILY, IT'S DAD.
298
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,843
HEY, LISTEN, I KNOW YOU THOUGHT
THAT YOU AND CHAD--
299
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:40,760
I MEAN, UM, MATTHEW--
300
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,762
WOULD BE TOGETHER FOREVER,
301
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:46,200
BUT I PROMISE YOU
THERE'S ONE GUY
302
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:51,031
THAT'LL ALWAYS BE THERE
FOR YOU NO MATTER WHAT.
303
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,427
SERIOUSLY?
304
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,603
QUOTING YOUR OWN SHOW?
305
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:04,305
YOU WERE HOME ONE DAY,
AND YOU RUINED MY LIFE.
306
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,089
SUCK IT!
307
00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,528
HEY, I'M YOUR DAD...
308
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:13,488
AND A THREE-TIME EMMY NOMINEE.
309
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:15,620
I NEVER WON,
BUT I'M GOING TO GET OVER IT.
310
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:19,102
I DESERVE SOME RESPECT.
311
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:20,669
SO, WHEN YOU DECIDE
TO SHOW ME SOME RESPECT,
312
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,236
I'LL BE DOWNSTAIRS...
313
00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,629
SUCKING IT.
314
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:30,897
OH, WHAT THE--
CHEEZY CHIPS?
315
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,637
COME ON, GUYS,
I TOLD YOU TO HAVE A SNACK,
316
00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:35,379
NOT THROW
A SUPER BOWL PARTY.
317
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:37,991
DADDY, I JUST HAD
A YUCKY BURP.
318
00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:40,645
[retching]
- OH!
319
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:43,039
JOE, LOOK AWAY.
DO NOT LOOK AT THE PUKE!
320
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:45,433
JOE, LOOK AWAY!
DON'T--DON'T--COME ON!
321
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:46,782
DADDY, LOOK!
322
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,871
[smoke alarm beeping]
323
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:53,528
AAH!
324
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,965
JANIE, WHY IS MONKEY CHUNKS
IN THE OVEN?
325
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,141
THE CHICKEN WAS LONELY.
326
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:03,668
I'LL SAVE YOU, DAVID,
AND DAVID'S REAL FAMILY.
327
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:07,890
ENOUGH!
YOU GOT IT! YOU GOT IT!
328
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:10,197
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
GO NUTS!
329
00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:11,763
OH, GREAT.
COME ON, KEVIN, MORE!
330
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,417
YOU MISSED A COUPLE OF SPOTS!
331
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:15,245
OVER THERE!
GET THE MICROWAVE!
332
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:18,553
JOE, DADDY'S CRAZY.
333
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,511
GUYS, I'M HOME.
334
00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:21,948
RUN, DADDY, RUN!
335
00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:28,606
[door closing]
336
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,434
ROUGH DAY, DEAR?
337
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:33,176
LET'S JUST SAY THINGS DIDN'T
GO EXACTLY ACCORDING TO PLAN.
338
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:34,395
I NEED MY CHEEZY CHIPS.
339
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,919
WHAT? COME ON,
TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED--SIT.
340
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,834
WELL, THE PRODUCERS
HAD A FEW...
341
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:41,489
NOTES.
- REALLY? LIKE WHAT.
342
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:42,838
COME ON, LET'S GO GET THE MAIL.
TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT.
343
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:45,667
THEY FEEL SINCE I'VE BEEN
IN A COMA FOR TEN YEARS,
344
00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,756
I SHOULD LOOK
MORE WELL-RESTED, HUH?
345
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,149
SO LET'S GO TAKE A NAP, THEN.
346
00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:50,802
AND THAT SINCE I'VE BEEN
GETTING MY NUTRIENTS
347
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,066
FROM A TUBE, I SHOULD BE
TEN POUNDS THINNER.
348
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:55,416
BASTARDS. THEY HAVE NO RIGHT
CALLING YOU FAT.
349
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:59,202
FAT?
350
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,683
WHO--WHO SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT--ABOUT FAT?
351
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,032
AM I FAT?
DO YOU THINK I'M FAT?
352
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,426
ABSOLUTELY NOT, HONEY.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
353
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:09,343
OH!
OOH, YOU'RE SO SKINNY.
354
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,301
OH, THIS IS TURNING ME ON.
COME ON, LET'S GO UPSTAIRS.
355
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,303
THE KIDS ARE--
- I NEED MY BABIES.
356
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,218
ALL THESE PROBLEMS WILL
DISAPPEAR ONCE I SEE THE KIDS.
357
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,873
I THINK YOU OVERESTIMATE
THEIR POWERS.
358
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,572
HI, MOMMY.
359
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,966
[coughing]
360
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:27,709
WHO THREW UP?
361
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:31,539
SKITTABLES, GOOEY BEARS,
CHEEZY CHIPS...
362
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,845
AND A BUTTON. DAVID.
363
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,370
MY GOD, YOU'RE LIKE {\an8}CSI.
364
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,328
AND I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BUTTON
IN MY LIFE.
365
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:41,897
KIDS, GO UPSTAIRS,
CLEAN UP,
366
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,986
AND LAY DOWN
IN OUR BED, OKAY?
367
00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:47,555
YEAH.
MOMMY'S SIDE.
368
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:52,299
KEVIN, SHOO.
369
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:53,909
I, FOR ONE,
370
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,780
WOULD LIKE TO CONSIDER TODAY
MY LEARNING CURVE.
371
00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:58,522
I-IT DOESN'T MATTER
ANYMORE, DAVID.
372
00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:00,524
I'M QUITTING THE SHOW.
- WHAT?
373
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:03,963
I'M NOT BLAMING YOU.
THIS WAS ALL MY FAULT.
374
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:06,052
JUST--YOU WEREN'T READY
FOR THIS.
375
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:12,188
I GOT THIS.
I TOTALLY GOT THIS.
376
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,322
OKAY, GUYS YOU READY
TO DO THIS?
377
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:18,412
DADDY, DR. MONKEY CHUNKS
DOESN'T LIKE WHAT I'M WEARING.
378
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,109
WELL, I'M WAY
AHEAD OF YOU, CHUNKS.
379
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,155
KEVIN!
- WE NEED JANIE'S WARDROBE.
380
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:24,287
COPY THAT.
381
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,811
- THAT ONE.
- LET'S GET JANIE CHANGED.
382
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,030
READY FOR HAIR AND MAKEUP?
383
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,597
UGH.
384
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:33,079
OOH! FEATHERS!
385
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:35,603
BUT I'M ONLY DOING THIS
FOR MOM!
386
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,474
- AMY'S COFFEE?
- AMY'S COFFEE.
387
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,128
WHAT'S AMY'S 20?
388
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:41,304
[sniffs] THIS ISN'T
A NON-FAT CAP, BRUCE!
389
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:44,220
FIX IT, BRUCE!
FIX IT!
390
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:45,917
THERE'S YOUR LUNCH.
GO GET YOUR BACKPACK, JOE.
391
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,354
TRANSPO,
YOU READY FOR CARPOOL?
392
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:48,572
TRANSPO'S READY.
393
00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:50,444
AMY'S ON THE MOVE.
WE NEED BREAKFAST!
394
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:51,706
AMY'S CLOSE IN FIVE.
395
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:52,968
AMY'S ON THE MOVE.
396
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:53,925
- FOUR...
- GET HER COFFEE, KEVIN.
397
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,362
- THREE...TWO...
- LOCK IT DOWN.
398
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:57,407
- [whispering] AND ONE.
- LOCK IT DOWN.
399
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:02,369
- MORNING, HONEY!
- DAVID, WOW!
400
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,066
CAPPUCCINO?
401
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,940
- THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
- I KNOW, RIGHT?
402
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,899
UH-HUH.
WHERE ARE THE KIDS?
403
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,641
TA-DA!
404
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:16,122
TOO MUCH?
405
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:21,779
UM, I'LL GO BRUSH MY TEETH.
406
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:27,002
MORNING, MOM.
407
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,177
WHAT WERE YOU DOING
IN THE PANTRY?
408
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:31,485
ORGANIZING CANNED GOODS.
409
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:34,836
DAVID, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU WENT TO ALL THIS TROUBLE.
410
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:36,707
COME ON,
HONEY, FOR YOU, ANYTHING.
411
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:40,755
NO, I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU WENT TO ALL THIS TROUBLE.
412
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,974
EVERYONE, THAT'S A WRAP!
413
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,541
OKAY, PEOPLE,
LET'S BREAK THIS DOWN.
414
00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:45,934
WE GOT--
415
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:50,330
HELLO, DAVID'S REAL WIFE.
416
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:53,507
- CAN I GET A WORD?
- SURE.
417
00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:54,682
THANKS.
418
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:59,774
SO HOW'D YOU FIGURE IT OUT?
419
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:03,778
YOUR LIGHTING CREW CAUGHT ME,
UH, COMING OUT OF THE SHOWER.
420
00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:05,519
OH.
421
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:10,132
WELL, I'M NOT PAYING 'EM,
SO I GUESS IT'S A LITTLE BONUS.
422
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:12,787
HONEY, I JUST WANTED EVERYTHING
TO BE PERFECT FOR YOU, OKAY?
423
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:17,487
THE KIDS AND I
DON'T NEED PERFECT, DAVID.
424
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:21,578
WE JUST NEED YOU.
425
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:26,148
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT--
I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL.
426
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,803
YOU DON'T QUIT,
AND I WON'T QUIT.
427
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:31,066
ARE YOU SURE?
428
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,851
YEAH.
429
00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:35,592
AND I PROMISE YOU THIS.
430
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:39,553
RIGHT NOW WE HAVE THREE LIVING,
BREATHING CHILDREN.
431
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:41,511
AND WHEN YOU COME HOME,
432
00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:43,600
WE'LL HAVE SOMETHING
CLOSE TO THAT.
433
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:49,302
THANK YOU, DAVID.
434
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,347
WE'RE GLAD YOU'RE HOME.
435
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:56,135
- WELL, NOT ALL OF YOU.
- MM-HMM.
436
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:57,745
ONE WRONG HONK,
AND SUDDENLY
437
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,573
YOU'RE PUBLIC ENEMY
NUMBER ONE.
438
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,749
OH, HONEY...
439
00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:04,621
THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE HONKING.
440
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,232
YOUR DAUGHTER'S HAD
TO SHARE YOU
441
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:09,670
WITH ANOTHER FAMILY
FOR TEN YEARS.
442
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,933
EMILY'S MISSES YOU
MOST OF ALL.
443
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:20,811
MOM SAID YOU WANTED
TO TALK TO ME.
444
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:21,899
I DID.
445
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:24,554
SIT.
446
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:25,860
THERE'S GOOD.
447
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:30,386
UM...
448
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:33,868
EMILY, I'M SORRY...
449
00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:36,653
THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE
FOR YOU.
450
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:40,266
I MEAN, I'VE BEEN HERE,
BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE.
451
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,662
IF YOU GIVE ME
THE CHANCE, I-I...
452
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:48,883
I-I KNOW--I THINK I CAN BE
THE--THE DAD
453
00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:51,973
THAT YOU DESERVE, OKAY?
454
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,456
OKAY.
455
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,762
UM...
456
00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:00,460
SO ARE WE GOOD?
457
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,549
THIS IS REAL LIFE, DAD.
458
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,333
AND IN REAL LIFE,
HURT DAUGHTERS STAY ANGRY
459
00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:06,074
A LOT LONGER
THAN A COMMERCIAL BREAK.
460
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,904
SEE, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
461
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:13,255
PART OF MY LEARNING CURVE.
462
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:16,345
CAN I, UM--CAN I GET A HUG?
463
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:20,001
I KNOW I'M PATHETIC,
BUT HUMOR ME.
464
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:33,275
CAN WE GET IN ON THAT?
465
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,712
YES!
466
00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:39,803
[sighs]
467
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:43,938
SORRY TO INTERRUPT,
DAVID'S REAL FAMILY,
468
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:45,505
BUT YOU SHOULD REALLY
GET GOING.
469
00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,724
JOE'S GOT A MATH TEST,
JANIE'S GOT A PLAY DATE,
470
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,248
AND TODAY'S RECYCLING DAY.
471
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:54,340
- HOW DID YOU KNOW ALL THAT?
- I READ THE BOOK.
472
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:58,126
- HE'S GOOD.
- CAN I KEEP HIM?
473
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:00,781
OKAY.
474
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:02,261
YES!