1 00:00:11,054 --> 00:00:12,534 AH, GOOD, YOU'RE BACK. HOW'S JOE? 2 00:00:12,664 --> 00:00:15,145 - IN BED, FINALLY. - AW, POOR KID. 3 00:00:15,276 --> 00:00:17,539 THIS IS THE THIRD SLEEPOVER HE'S LEFT EARLY. 4 00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:18,627 - REALLY? - YEAH. 5 00:00:18,757 --> 00:00:19,845 I JUST WISH HE CALLED DURING DINNER 6 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:22,544 INSTEAD OF RIGHT AFTER WE GOT HOME FOR DESSERT. 7 00:00:22,674 --> 00:00:25,199 SO WHAT EXCUSE DID HE USE THIS TIME? 8 00:00:25,329 --> 00:00:28,028 MENSTRUAL CRAMPS. 9 00:00:28,158 --> 00:00:29,551 AND I TELL YOU, HE REALLY SOLD IT TOO. 10 00:00:29,681 --> 00:00:30,639 ALL THE WAY HOME, HE WAS LIKE "OH, I'M SO BLOATED. 11 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:33,207 I WANT CHOCOLATE." 12 00:00:33,337 --> 00:00:34,382 HONEY, I THINK WE NEED TO TALK TO HIM. 13 00:00:34,512 --> 00:00:35,861 I THINK THIS MAY BE A PROBLEM. 14 00:00:35,992 --> 00:00:38,386 OH, IT'S A PROBLEM? I NEEDS MY DESSERTS, HONEY. 15 00:00:38,516 --> 00:00:41,606 OKAY. [knocks at door] 16 00:00:41,737 --> 00:00:43,086 HEY, DID YOU GUYS HEAR A NOISE? 17 00:00:43,217 --> 00:00:44,957 LIKE A HOWLING OR SOMETHING? 18 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:46,872 UH, NO. 19 00:00:47,003 --> 00:00:50,006 BUT HE WAS ABOUT TO. 20 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:51,834 OKAY, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU GUYS 21 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:53,923 WERE OKAY IN HERE, THAT'S ALL. 22 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,490 HE WANTS TO SLEEP WITH US. 23 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:57,666 NO. HE DROOLS AND HE MUMBLES WEIRD THINGS. 24 00:00:57,796 --> 00:01:00,321 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 25 00:01:00,451 --> 00:01:03,237 [mumbling] 26 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:15,031 [upbeat music] 27 00:01:15,162 --> 00:01:23,170 ♪ 28 00:01:35,791 --> 00:01:38,402 - MORNING, HON. - UH-HUH. 29 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:40,187 UH-OH. ROUGH NIGHT? 30 00:01:40,317 --> 00:01:42,928 UH-HUH. 31 00:01:43,059 --> 00:01:45,496 OH, I SLEPT LIKE A BABY. 32 00:01:45,627 --> 00:01:46,802 [groans] 33 00:01:46,932 --> 00:01:50,022 YEAH, LIKE A BABY THAT WOULDN'T SHUT UP. 34 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:53,591 YAY! IT'S SATURDAY! MOM'S COOKING! 35 00:01:53,722 --> 00:01:54,940 EXCUSE ME? 36 00:01:55,071 --> 00:01:57,247 YOU MAKE GOOD...MILK. 37 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:58,509 YEAH. 38 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,163 WHATEVER. 39 00:02:00,294 --> 00:02:01,730 GUYS, YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED 40 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:03,123 AT BRIANNA'S PARTY LAST NIGHT. 41 00:02:03,253 --> 00:02:04,776 WHAT HAPPENED AT BRIANNA'S PARTY LAST NIGHT? 42 00:02:04,907 --> 00:02:07,257 I HAVE NO IDEA, BECAUSE I WASN'T THERE. 43 00:02:07,388 --> 00:02:08,737 HERE WE GO. 44 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:10,173 CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I'M THE ONE 45 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:11,566 WHO GETS STUCK BABY-SITTING 46 00:02:11,696 --> 00:02:13,263 EVERY TIME YOU AND DAD WANT TO HAVE DATE NIGHT? 47 00:02:13,394 --> 00:02:15,744 HEY, YOU WOULDN'T EXIST IF IT WEREN'T FOR DATE NIGHT. 48 00:02:15,874 --> 00:02:17,876 GROSS. 49 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:20,575 GOTTA EARN YOUR ALLOWANCE SOMEHOW, EMILY. 50 00:02:20,705 --> 00:02:23,360 PLUS, JANIE FEELS REALLY COMFORTABLE AROUND YOU. 51 00:02:23,491 --> 00:02:26,058 [groans] 52 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:26,798 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME? I THOUGHT YOU 53 00:02:26,929 --> 00:02:29,540 WERE AT A SLEEPOVER. 54 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:31,890 OH. YOU GOT SCARED AGAIN. 55 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:33,805 WHAT'S SHE TALKIN' ABOUT? 56 00:02:33,936 --> 00:02:36,156 IT WAS MY TIME OF THE MONTH. 57 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:43,075 OOH, I'M SO GRUMPY. 58 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:45,556 THAT'S A GIRL THING, GENIUS. 59 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:46,949 HIS FRIENDS HAVE BEEN WATCHING HORROR MOVIES 60 00:02:47,079 --> 00:02:48,342 AT THEIR SLEEPOVERS. 61 00:02:48,472 --> 00:02:49,473 IT'S THE MOVIES. 62 00:02:49,604 --> 00:02:51,606 IS THAT WHAT'S BEEN BOTHERING YOU, JOE? 63 00:02:51,736 --> 00:02:53,303 OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, I WISH SOMEBODY 64 00:02:53,434 --> 00:02:56,219 WOULD'VE TOLD ME IT WAS A GIRL THING, 65 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:57,699 AND SECOND, YES, THOSE MOVIES 66 00:02:57,829 --> 00:02:59,091 ARE SCARING THE LIQUIDS OUT OF ME. 67 00:02:59,222 --> 00:03:02,399 [laughs] OKAY. 68 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:04,923 BEING AFRAID IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF, SWEETIE. 69 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:06,664 EVERYONE HAS FEARS. 70 00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:08,231 YEAH, LIKE NOT BEING ABLE TO GET BACK IN THE LOOP, 71 00:03:08,362 --> 00:03:10,277 WHICH I AM SO TOTALLY OUT OF. 72 00:03:10,407 --> 00:03:12,801 WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF, DAD? 73 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:14,368 I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T REALLY THINK 74 00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:15,891 OF ANYTHING OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD. 75 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:17,719 PFFT! I CAN. 76 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:19,155 IT'S SPIDERS. 77 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:22,463 ELEVATORS, ICICLES, ZOOS-- 78 00:03:22,593 --> 00:03:26,031 UH, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE-- SOME SPIDERS ARE POISONOUS, 79 00:03:26,162 --> 00:03:28,382 ELEVATORS HANG BY A TINY CABLE, 80 00:03:28,512 --> 00:03:30,558 ICICLES ARE FROZEN SPEARS OF DEATH, 81 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:32,908 AND ZOOS-- WHERE DO I BEGIN? 82 00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:36,259 EVERY DAY IN THE NEWS, YOU SEE A BABOON ESCAPING FROM A ZOO, 83 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:39,088 BUT I CAN'T OUTRUN ONE. CAN YOU? 84 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,569 YOU'RE ALSO AFRAID OF CLOWNS. 85 00:03:41,699 --> 00:03:44,398 WELL, DUH. WHO ISN'T? 86 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:47,357 LOOK, JOE, ONLY WAY TO CONQUER YOUR FEAR 87 00:03:47,488 --> 00:03:49,054 IS YOU HAVE TO FACE IT HEAD ON, OKAY? 88 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:50,969 LIKE I DID IN MY VERY SPECIAL 89 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,015 AND MUCH BELOVED TWO-PART EPISODE 90 00:03:53,145 --> 00:03:54,625 "DADDY CLIMBS A MOUNTAIN." REMEMBER THAT ONE, HONEY? 91 00:03:54,756 --> 00:03:56,671 - MM. - NOW, MARCUS BASED IT 92 00:03:56,801 --> 00:03:58,629 ON MY REAL FEAR OF HEIGHTS. 93 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,152 NOW, I GOTTA TELL YOU, MAN: I WAS PETRIFIED 94 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:02,285 TO CLIMB THAT MOUNTAIN, BUT IN THE END, 95 00:04:02,416 --> 00:04:04,244 I MANNED UP AND I DID IT, 96 00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:07,203 AND EVENTUALLY, I GOT OVER MY FEAR. 97 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:08,422 YOU DIDN'T CLIMB ANY MOUNTAIN. 98 00:04:08,552 --> 00:04:11,555 IT WAS A SPECIAL EFFECT, HONEY. 99 00:04:11,686 --> 00:04:15,690 AMERICA THINKS I GOT OVER IT, SO IT'S TRUE. 100 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:17,779 I DON'T THINK I CAN BE AS BRAVE BY NEXT SATURDAY. 101 00:04:17,909 --> 00:04:20,477 THERE'S ANOTHER SLEEPOVER, AND EVERYONE IS GOING. 102 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:21,565 OKAY, TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 103 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:23,088 I'M GONNA HELP YOU CLIMB YOUR MOUNTAIN, ALL RIGHT? 104 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:24,655 YOU AND I, WE ARE GONNA WATCH 105 00:04:24,786 --> 00:04:26,396 A SCARY MOVIE TOGETHER, ALL RIGHT? 106 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:29,051 - MOM. - COME ON. 107 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:31,314 I'M GONNA SHOW YOU THAT IT'S ALL MOVIE MAGIC, JOE, 108 00:04:31,445 --> 00:04:32,533 AND I GOT THE PERFECT MOVIE IN MIND. 109 00:04:32,663 --> 00:04:34,839 MM, WOULD IT HAPPEN TO BE ONE YOU ARE IN? 110 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:36,841 STARRED IN, ACTUALLY. {\an8} ZOMBIE R.I.P.D. 111 00:04:36,972 --> 00:04:38,713 OH. 112 00:04:38,843 --> 00:04:40,845 YOU'RE REALLY GONNA FORCE YOUR SON TO WATCH THAT? 113 00:04:40,976 --> 00:04:42,499 - FORCE? - MM-HMM. 114 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:44,022 THIS WAS A CULT CLASSIC, THIS MOVIE. 115 00:04:44,153 --> 00:04:47,025 THERE WAS A LINE FOR IT AT COMIC-CON, THANK YOU. 116 00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:48,070 IT WAS A LINE FOR THE BATHROOM, 117 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,419 BUT DON'T TELL YOUR FATHER, OKAY? 118 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,378 THANKS. - WHAT ELSE DID I MISS 119 00:04:51,508 --> 00:04:52,988 AT, CLEARLY, THE BEST PARTY EVER? 120 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:54,946 OKAY. TAYLOR WAS DRINKING A SODA. 121 00:04:55,077 --> 00:04:56,687 WAIT, GIRL TAYLOR OR BOY TAYLOR? 122 00:04:56,818 --> 00:04:58,950 GIRL TAYLOR, BUT THEN RILEY BUMPED INTO HER. 123 00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:01,039 - GIRL RILEY OR BOY RILEY? - BOY RILEY, 124 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:02,432 BUT GIRL RILEY THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE FLIRTING, 125 00:05:02,563 --> 00:05:04,260 SO THEY BROKE UP, AND NOW GIRL TAYLOR'S 126 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:05,827 WITH BOY RILEY, AND GIRL RILEY'S WITH BOY TAYLOR. 127 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:07,394 [inhales] 128 00:05:07,524 --> 00:05:08,917 SHUT UP! 129 00:05:09,047 --> 00:05:11,354 [sighs] BABY-SITTING IS RUINING MY LIFE. 130 00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:13,617 I HAVE TO FIGURE A WAY OUT OF THIS. 131 00:05:13,748 --> 00:05:14,705 SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU ALREADY HAVE, 132 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:16,446 AND I'M GONNA BE A PART OF IT. 133 00:05:16,577 --> 00:05:18,753 JANIE IS ONLY COMFORTABLE WITH ME, 134 00:05:18,883 --> 00:05:20,711 BUT WHAT IF SHE WASN'T? 135 00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:22,844 WHAT IF SHE WAS LIKE JOE-- SO SCARED SHE ONLY WANTS 136 00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:24,411 TO BE WITH MY PARENTS? 137 00:05:24,541 --> 00:05:25,890 ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING ME TO HELP YOU 138 00:05:26,021 --> 00:05:29,154 SCARE A FIVE-YEAR-OLD SO YOU CAN GO TO A PARTY AT RILEY'S? 139 00:05:29,285 --> 00:05:30,982 THERE'S A PARTY AT RILEY'S? 140 00:05:31,113 --> 00:05:32,419 BOY RILEY OR GIRL RILEY? 141 00:05:32,549 --> 00:05:34,159 WAIT, IT DOESN'T MATTER. A RILEY IS HAVING A PARTY, 142 00:05:34,290 --> 00:05:35,683 AND I NEED TO BE THERE! - SO I GUESS 143 00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:37,511 WE'RE SCARING A FIVE-YEAR-OLD, OKAY. 144 00:05:37,641 --> 00:05:38,555 IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, 145 00:05:38,686 --> 00:05:40,557 SHE TURNS 6 IN 11 MONTHS. 146 00:05:40,688 --> 00:05:42,254 [cell phone rings] 147 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:44,300 - IT'S CHRIS. - AW, I CAN'T STAND HER. 148 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:45,562 IT'S--NO, IT'S BOY CHRIS. 149 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:47,390 - OH, I LOVE HIM! - [giggles] 150 00:05:50,698 --> 00:05:53,570 [epic music] 151 00:05:53,701 --> 00:05:54,963 AHH! 152 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:56,312 [slicing sound] 153 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:58,314 NOW, YOU SEE THAT HEAD JUST GET CUT OFF? 154 00:05:58,445 --> 00:05:59,924 YOU MEAN THE ONE THEY'RE BOWLING WITH? 155 00:06:00,055 --> 00:06:02,274 [pins falling] 156 00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:05,495 GUESS YOU WEREN'T SPARED! 157 00:06:05,626 --> 00:06:07,279 ALL RIGHT, NOW, OKAY, SEE THIS? 158 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:09,238 SEE, THAT'S ME GOING THROUGH A FAKE CEMETERY. 159 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:12,023 THAT'S FAKE FOG, AND I'M FAKING THAT I'M SCARED. 160 00:06:12,154 --> 00:06:16,898 YOU'RE UNDER CARDIAC ARREST. 161 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:19,727 both: AHH! - TIFFANY, RUN! 162 00:06:21,598 --> 00:06:23,992 SO WAS YOUR HAIR FAKE ALSO? 163 00:06:24,122 --> 00:06:27,125 THAT WAS REAL, AND PROBABLY THE SCARIEST PART OF THE MOVIE. 164 00:06:27,256 --> 00:06:28,475 HEY, COME ON. 165 00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:30,564 MULLETS WERE VERY POPULAR IN THE '80s, MAN. 166 00:06:30,694 --> 00:06:34,698 BUSINESS IN THE FRONT, PARTY IN THE BACK, DUDE! 167 00:06:34,829 --> 00:06:36,526 [chuckling] 168 00:06:38,006 --> 00:06:39,921 DO YOU KNOW WHAT ZOMBIES ARE, JANIE? 169 00:06:40,051 --> 00:06:43,054 THE WALKING DEAD, 170 00:06:43,185 --> 00:06:45,013 AND THEY LIKE TO SUCK LITTLE GIRLS' BRAINS 171 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:48,277 OUT OF THEIR EARS LIKE MILK SHAKES. 172 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:53,151 WITH A BENDY STRAW? 173 00:06:53,282 --> 00:06:56,851 [exhales] THE POINT IS ONLY MOM AND DAD CAN PROTECT YOU, 174 00:06:56,981 --> 00:06:58,592 BUT ONLY IF THEY'RE HOME. 175 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:03,553 NUH-UH, DR. MONKEY CHUNKS CAN DO KARATE. 176 00:07:03,684 --> 00:07:06,077 SO YOU'RE NOT SCARED RIGHT NOW? 177 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:08,297 NO, BUT THE NEXT TIME YOU BABY-SIT ME, 178 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:12,649 CAN WE MAKE MILK SHAKES? 179 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:14,738 AH! HERE COMES ONE OF MY BEST SCENES. 180 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:16,436 COME ON, YOU GUYS WANT A PIECE OF ME? 181 00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:18,046 HUH--OW! NO! 182 00:07:18,176 --> 00:07:22,180 [screaming] 183 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:24,792 [laughter] 184 00:07:24,922 --> 00:07:26,750 ALL RIGHT, SEE THAT ZOMBIE EATING MY BRAINS, JOE? 185 00:07:26,881 --> 00:07:28,273 YOU SEE IT? LOOK. 186 00:07:28,404 --> 00:07:29,840 HERE I AM, STILL ALIVE. 187 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:32,539 I'M SURPRISED YOUR CAREER'S STILL ALIVE AFTER THAT. 188 00:07:32,669 --> 00:07:34,845 NEED I REMIND YOU OF YOUR TOUR DE FORCE? 189 00:07:34,976 --> 00:07:37,239 {\an8}BIKINI GIRLS FROM PLANET HOT? - [laughs] 190 00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:38,806 OKAY. TOUCHE, TOUCHE. 191 00:07:38,936 --> 00:07:40,068 HEY, CAN WE WATCH THAT ONE NEXT? 192 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:41,896 - YES. - NO. 193 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:48,163 - MORNING, DAD. - HI. 194 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:50,034 THANKS FOR SHOWING ME THAT MOVIE. 195 00:07:50,165 --> 00:07:51,862 I THINK I CAN GET THROUGH THIS SLEEPOVER. 196 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:54,430 GLAD TO HEAR IT, JOE. MADE YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST-- 197 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:56,563 CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES. - COOL. 198 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:01,524 BRAINS! 199 00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:03,395 [groans] 200 00:08:03,526 --> 00:08:05,833 - AHH! ZOMBIE! - [groans] 201 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:09,053 - MOM, HELP! - [groans] 202 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:12,709 [groaning continues] 203 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:17,148 - BUSINESS IN THE FRONT. - PARTY IN THE BACK. 204 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:18,889 [groaning] - NO. 205 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:20,587 [snarling] 206 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:25,287 AH! OOH! OOH. 207 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:26,810 WHOO. 208 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:29,813 - POURING THE WINE. - BE OUT IN A SEC! 209 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:31,423 [knocks at door] 210 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:33,425 - DAD? - YES, JOE? 211 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:34,862 ARE YOU REALLY DAD, 212 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:38,082 OR ARE YOU A ZOMBIE? PLEASE SAY YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE. 213 00:08:38,213 --> 00:08:39,910 ANOTHER NIGHTMARE? 214 00:08:51,922 --> 00:08:53,924 OKAY. 215 00:08:57,101 --> 00:08:59,277 AMY, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, LITTLE GUY'S 216 00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:00,714 GOING TO SLEEP IN HERE. 217 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:03,151 WELL, MAYBE THIS'LL WAKE HIM UP. 218 00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:09,157 OH, THAT LITTLE GUY. 219 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:12,639 SORRY, MOM. I HAD A NIGHTMARE. 220 00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:14,249 I KNOW THE FEELING, SWEETHEART. 221 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:16,077 I'M HAVING ONE NOW. 222 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:21,778 [mumbling] 223 00:09:28,393 --> 00:09:32,397 [snoring] 224 00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:36,401 OH! 225 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:45,149 I KNOW IT WAS A ROUGH NIGHT FOR BOTH OF US, 226 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:47,282 BUT I HAVE A NEW WAY TO HELP WITH YOUR PROBLEM, OKAY? 227 00:09:47,412 --> 00:09:49,893 TRUST ME? - IS THAT IMPORTANT? 228 00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:52,026 LET'S DO THIS. 229 00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:55,029 CHECK IT OUT. 230 00:09:55,159 --> 00:09:57,031 OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 231 00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:59,337 A FEW HOURS AGO, THAT WAS JUST REGULAR KEVIN, 232 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:02,297 BUT WITH SOME HOLLYWOOD MAGIC FROM MY MAKEUP ARTIST STAN, 233 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:05,213 WE HAVE, UH, ZOMBIE KEVIN. 234 00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:07,607 GOOD WORK, STAN. 235 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:10,784 - HEY, WHAT UP, LITTLE DUDE? - NO, NO, NO! NO. 236 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:11,959 JOE, HE'S DOING A VOICE. 237 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:13,917 UH, ACTUALLY, I'M NOT DOING A VOICE. 238 00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:17,225 DAVID, DID I MENTION THAT I'M ALLERGIC TO LATEX? 239 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:18,661 [breathes heavily] 240 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:20,576 NO. NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, KEVIN, 241 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,883 I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD STAN SLATHER IT ALL OVER YOUR FACE. 242 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:26,364 [hyperventilates] 243 00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:27,583 EPIPEN. - WHAT? 244 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,498 - EPI. PEN! - WHERE IS IT? 245 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,847 - [groans] - WHAT? 246 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,327 - IN THE FANNY PACK! - OKAY. OKAY! 247 00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:34,155 IN THE FANNY PACK! 248 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:38,376 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - KEVIN, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY 249 00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:39,682 YOU WERE ALLERGIC TO LATEX? 250 00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:40,988 I DIDN'T WANNA SCARE YOU! 251 00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:42,380 [shrieks] 252 00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:45,383 [screaming] 253 00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:47,037 NOBODY MOVE! I GOTTA GET JANIE! 254 00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:49,300 AHH! 255 00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:50,824 OH! - THAT'S A REGULAR PEN. 256 00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:52,652 SORRY. HOLD ON. - AHH! 257 00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:57,004 WE GOTTA FIX THIS KID'S SLEEPING PROBLEM, 258 00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:59,180 OR HE'S GONNA BE IN OUR BED TILL COLLEGE, 259 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:02,313 AND AT SOME POINT, THAT'S JUST GONNA GET WEIRD, HONEY. 260 00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:04,054 DAVID, IT'S A PHASE. 261 00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:05,621 I MEAN, MAYBE IF WE JUST GIVE HIM A LITTLE MORE TIME, 262 00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,101 HE'LL GROW-- DAVID, DAVID. 263 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:08,755 DAVID-- - BABOON! 264 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:11,845 IS THERE A BABOON ATTACK SOMEWHERE? 265 00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:13,368 COME ON, HONEY. I'LL MAKE YOU SOME COFFEE, OKAY? 266 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:14,456 HUH? ALL RIGHT. 267 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:15,631 - LET'S GET UP. COME ON. - OKAY. 268 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,459 OKAY. BIG POT OF COFFEE. 269 00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,158 OH! MORNING. 270 00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:23,378 WELL, SOMEONE'S IN A GOOD MOOD. 271 00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:25,859 I SLEPT GREAT, AND I WOKE UP VERY CLEARHEADED 272 00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:27,687 AND THOUGHT OF A PERFECT SOLUTION 273 00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,210 FOR TONIGHT'S BIG SLEEPOVER. - WHAT? 274 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:31,908 I'M NOT GOING. 275 00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:34,128 DAVID, JOE'S NOT GOING TO HIS SLEEPOVER. 276 00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,782 - WHAT? - SO IF YOU GUYS WANNA 277 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,827 DO SOMETHING, MY NIGHT'S WIDE OPEN. 278 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:39,350 JOE, HOW COME YOU'RE NOT GOING? 279 00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:42,005 WELL, I KNOW FACING YOUR FEARS MAY HAVE WORKED FOR YOU, 280 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:44,355 BUT THERE'S JUST SOME MOUNTAINS I CAN'T CLIMB. 281 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:46,183 I'M NEVER GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THAT MOVIE. 282 00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:50,971 HEY! WAIT, WAIT. 283 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:52,494 I-I THINK I HAVE A WAY TO HELP YOU NOW. 284 00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:55,366 - MOM. - HANG ON. 285 00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:56,846 HOW ABOUT THIS? 286 00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:58,587 WHAT IF YOU GO TO THE MOVIE, RIGHT AT THE HOUSE, 287 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,895 AND ME AND YOUR MOM PARK OUTSIDE, 288 00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,287 AND IF YOU GET SCARED, JUST LOOK OUT THE WINDOW, 289 00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:04,680 AND WE'LL BE THERE. - BUT WHAT IF I STILL 290 00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,551 WANT TO LEAVE? - UH, CALL US, 291 00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:07,509 AND WE'LL COME UP WITH AN EXCUSE, 292 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,641 AND WE'LL COME GET YOU. 293 00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:12,253 ALL RIGHT, BUT THE EXCUSE HAS TO BE A GOOD ONE, 294 00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:14,081 OR ELSE I'M GOING WITH REPTILE DYSFUNCTION. 295 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,479 HEY, JANIE. IT'S TIME FOR DINNER. 296 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,090 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU? 297 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,309 [clattering] - [gasps] DID YOU HEAR THAT? 298 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,181 [clattering] 299 00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:30,010 I THINK SOMEONE OR SOMETHING IS IN THE HOUSE. 300 00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:39,628 JANIE, DID YOU OPEN THOSE DOORS? 301 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:44,459 OPEN THOSE? I CAN'T EVEN REACH THEM. 302 00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:47,897 WELL, IF YOU DIDN'T, AND WE'RE THE ONLY ONES HOME, 303 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,116 THEN WHO DID? 304 00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:51,553 [gasps] I WISH MOM AND DAD WERE HERE! 305 00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:52,946 [bang!] [gasps] 306 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,774 OH, MY GOSH! IT'S MUST BE A GHOST. 307 00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:57,689 [shrieks] 308 00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,127 OH, MY GOSH! IT IS A GHOST. 309 00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:01,998 [phone rings] 310 00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:05,436 OR IT'S JUST MARY. 311 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:08,439 [spookily] OR IT'S MARY'S PHONE FROM THE GRAVE. 312 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:11,616 OO-OO-OO-OH! 313 00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,444 GIVE IT UP, MARY. 314 00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,665 I TOLD YOU TO TURN YOUR PHONE OFF. 315 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,927 PLAYING GHOST IS FUN. 316 00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:20,147 CAN I BE THE GHOST NOW? 317 00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:22,540 [sighs] MAYBE AFTER DINNER. 318 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,673 GO WASH UP. 319 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,283 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? I'M GONNA BE BABY-SITTING 320 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:27,676 FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 321 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,460 [metal clattering] [shrieking] 322 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:31,593 THIS IS FUN. 323 00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:36,641 - SO YOU OKAY, HONEY? - YEAH. 324 00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,774 I THINK I CAN DO THIS. 325 00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,472 I FEEL BETTER KNOWING YOU GUYS ARE THERE. 326 00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:44,606 OH, THEY'RE STARTING THE MOVIE. GOTTA GO! 327 00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:46,260 MM. 328 00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:48,088 [chuckles] 329 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,878 [yawns] 330 00:13:56,009 --> 00:14:00,709 WHAT ARE THE TWO OF US GONNA DO ALONE IN THE CAR FOR HOURS? 331 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,059 HUH? 332 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:07,498 WHY DON'T WE START BY GETTING A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE? 333 00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:09,500 HM? 334 00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:10,414 WHAT'D YOU SAY? 335 00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,547 TIGER? 336 00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,592 REALLY? - HUH? WHAT? 337 00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,638 DAVID, COME ON! 338 00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:19,989 DAVID, WE ARE A MARRIED COUPLE WITH THREE CHILDREN. 339 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,251 WE CANNOT SQUANDER OPPORTUNITIES LIKE THIS. 340 00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:23,123 - OKAY, I'M FINE, SERIOUSLY. - OKAY? 341 00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:24,646 - I'M FINE. YEAH, YEAH. - YOU AWAKE? 342 00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,604 YEP. LOOK, IF I PASS OUT DURING IT, 343 00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:28,693 JUST DON'T BE INSULTED, HONEY. JUST KEEP GOING. 344 00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:31,522 I'LL CATCH UP, OKAY? 345 00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:34,221 [ominous music] 346 00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:37,398 ♪ 347 00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,139 HEY, DOES ANYBODY WANT MORE POPCORN? 348 00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:40,357 'CAUSE I CAN GO GET IT. 349 00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,185 all: SHH! 350 00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:45,841 HOW ABOUT SOME SODA? A JUICE? 351 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,538 A LIGHTHEARTED ADAM SANDLER FLICK? 352 00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,671 all: SHH! 353 00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:52,500 - HOW OLD IS THIS? - DOESN'T MATTER. 354 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:55,111 DRINK IT. IT'LL WAKE YOU UP. 355 00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:58,723 UM, MM, MM. 356 00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,943 I FEEL LIKE A COUPLE OF TEENAGERS... [chuckles] 357 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,292 ALL OVER AGAIN-- - OH! CRAMP! 358 00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:05,034 - WHA, WHA, WHA? - AH! HONEY, HONEY, HONEY! 359 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,949 [honks horn] - OH, STUPID JUICE BOX! 360 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,298 [honks horn] - HONEY, GRAB MY LEG. 361 00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:10,126 GRAB MY LEG, PLEASE! - OKAY, OKAY. 362 00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,736 I'VE GOT IT. - OKAY. 363 00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,651 [taps on window] 364 00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:14,870 EVENING, OFFICER. 365 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,003 STEP OUT OF THE CAR, PLEASE. 366 00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,140 all: AHH! 367 00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:25,968 [laughter] 368 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:36,239 [breathes heavily] 369 00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:39,547 [phone rings] 370 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:43,594 MOM, DAD'S A ZOMBIE. 371 00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:45,422 I'M SO SCARED. 372 00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:54,127 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO DOCTOR MONKEY CHUNKS? 373 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,216 OH, I MUST'VE GOTTEN A JUICE STAIN ON HER, 374 00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,696 SO I'M CLEANING HER OFF, BUT I CAN'T SEE. 375 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:01,786 I NEED MORE LIGHT. 376 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,092 [garbage compactor whirrs] 377 00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,920 OH, NO! DOCTOR MONKEY CHUNKS 378 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,488 FELL IN THE DISPOSAL! - AHH! 379 00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:09,446 SAVE HER! SAVE HER! 380 00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,274 TRYING! 381 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,235 I AM SO SORRY, JANIE. 382 00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:18,325 SEE, THIS IS WHY I SHOULD NEVER BABY-SIT. 383 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:21,763 MOM AND DAD WOULD NEVER MAKE A MISTAKE LIKE THIS. 384 00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:25,593 IS SHE REALLY GONE? 385 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:26,898 OH, NO. 386 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,857 NOT YOUR CRY FACE. 387 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,164 PLEASE DON'T MAKE YOUR CRY FACE. 388 00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:33,775 NOW, I'VE GOT THE CRY FACE. 389 00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:35,081 HERE, SEE? SHE'S RIGHT HERE. 390 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,257 SHE'S PERFECTLY FINE. IT WAS ALL JUST A TRICK. 391 00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:38,910 COME OUT, MARY. 392 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,434 IT'S JUST ME, JANIE. 393 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,827 SEE? IT'S MARY. 394 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,482 OH, NO. NOT YOUR CRY FACE. 395 00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:47,441 SORRY, EM, I CAN'T TAKE THE CRY FACE. 396 00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:50,226 I'M OUT. I'M OUT! 397 00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,968 I'M SO SORRY, JANIE. 398 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,057 I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU WANT MOM AND DAD AROUND 399 00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:57,146 SO I DON'T HAVE TO BABY-SIT. 400 00:16:57,277 --> 00:17:00,932 WHY? YOU DON'T LIKE TO BE WITH ME? 401 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,109 OF COURSE I LIKE TO BE WITH YOU. 402 00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:06,677 IT'S JUST, SOMETIMES, I LIKE TO BE WITH KIDS MY AGE, 403 00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:10,942 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I LOVE YOU ANY LESS. 404 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,509 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT? 405 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,555 FROM NOW ON, WHENEVER YOU WANT TO BE WITH ME, 406 00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,252 YOU CAN. 407 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:19,081 SO CAN YOU FORGIVE ME? 408 00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:24,217 DOESN'T SOUND GOOD. 409 00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,046 OKAY, WELL, WHATEVER YOU DECIDE, 410 00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,309 I'M SORRY! 411 00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:32,138 I DID NOT LIKE THE LOOK ON THAT MONKEY'S FACE. 412 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,880 [sighs] SORRY I HAVE TO PICK UP JOE LIKE THIS, 413 00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:40,015 BUT, UM, WE'RE, UH, GOING TO THE ZOO EARLY TOMORROW. 414 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:42,539 OH, REALLY? EVEN THOUGH THAT BABOON GOT AWAY? 415 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:45,151 WHAT? 416 00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:47,936 I SAID YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO SEE THE BABOON DISPLAY. 417 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,156 OH. OH, SORRY, I'M EXHAUSTED. 418 00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:53,159 I THOUGHT YOU SAID-- UM, HEY, 419 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,335 IF THEY'RE WATCHING A MOVIE, WHY ARE WE IN THE BACKYARD? 420 00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:57,163 OH, BECAUSE THEY'RE UP THERE. 421 00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:02,516 [ {\an8}Psycho music playing] 422 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:03,778 OH, THAT'S REALLY COOL 423 00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:06,085 AND HIGH. 424 00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:07,477 WHAT'S IT, LIKE 30, 40 FEET? 425 00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:11,133 UH, NINE. 426 00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,874 I'LL JUST GO UP THERE AND GET THE LITTLE GUY. 427 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,702 - OKAY. - THANK YOU. 428 00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:19,968 MY LUCK, THERE'LL BE A CLOWN UP THERE HOLDING AN ICICLE. 429 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:26,322 [ominous music playing] 430 00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:27,932 [groans] all: AHH! 431 00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:31,588 ZOMBIE! ESCAPE HATCH! ESCAPE HATCH! 432 00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:33,634 OW! JOE! 433 00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:35,026 A LITTLE HELP. 434 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,725 OW! [sighs] 435 00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,596 OKAY, THANK YOU. 436 00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,555 [exhales] WHOO! 437 00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:43,339 WHOA. 438 00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:44,601 THANKS FOR COMING TO GET ME. 439 00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:47,213 NO PROBLEM. 440 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,476 I DIDN'T MIND CLIMBING UP HERE 441 00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:51,304 OR HAVE ANY PROBLEM DOING IT. 442 00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:54,742 WHAT HAPPENED? 443 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:57,440 WELL, EVEN THOUGH I KNEW IT WAS ALL FAKE, 444 00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:58,920 I STILL GOT SCARED. 445 00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:01,314 JOE, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, 446 00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:04,273 SO DID ALL YOUR FRIENDS. 447 00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:05,274 NOW, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T RUN OUT 448 00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,537 OF HERE SCREAMING. - UH, I TRIED, 449 00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:10,366 BUT MY PANTS WERE CAUGHT ON A NAIL. 450 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:15,589 YOU SEE, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT. 451 00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:19,462 JOE, THERE'S TWO VERY IMPORTANT THINGS I LEARNED AS AN ACTOR-- 452 00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:23,249 ONE, YOU GOTTA KEEP YOUR HAIR, 453 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:28,036 AND TWO, IT'S ALL ABOUT CREATING AN ILLUSION. 454 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,866 YOU SEE, AS FAR AS YOUR FRIENDS ARE CONCERNED, 455 00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:33,259 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DIDN'T RUN OUT. 456 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,391 YOU STAYED. 457 00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:38,786 YOU'RE THE BRAVE ONE. 458 00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,701 YOU'RE RIGHT. 459 00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:43,138 MAYBE I SHOULD STAY AND HANG WITH MY FRIENDS FOR A WHILE. 460 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,357 MAYBE. 461 00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,489 COOL. WATCH OUT FOR THE CLOWN. 462 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,012 WHAT? WHERE? 463 00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:50,841 I SAID, "YOU COMING DOWN?" 464 00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,756 OH. 465 00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:55,324 UM, I'M GOOD. 466 00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,500 I'M JUST GONNA-- IT'S PRETTY OUT. 467 00:19:57,631 --> 00:20:00,460 I'M GONNA LOOK AT THE VIEW. 468 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:04,681 [phone rings] 469 00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:07,510 I'M SO SCARED. 470 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,952 OKAY. 471 00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,780 LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN. 472 00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:20,219 I'M GONNA ROCK YOUR WORLD. 473 00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:22,133 [clown horn honks] 474 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,266 [shrieks] 475 00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:30,403 NOT EXACTLY THE REACTION I WAS LOOKING FOR.