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HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU GUYS,

2
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THAT'S ENOUGH TELEVISION
FOR THIS AFTERNOON.

3
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OH, WAIT A MINUTE,
THAT'S MY TV SHOW.

4
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JOE, PUT DOWN THE BOOK.
YOU CAN READ LATER.

5
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- BUSTED, DAD!
- [laughs]

6
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WELL, KYLE, I GUESS YOU CAN'T
BAKE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO.

7
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[laughter]

8
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OH!
[laughter]

9
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OH!

10
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[laughing]

11
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DADDY, YOUR TV SON'S FUNNY.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

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I HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME
WORKING WITH THIS BOY RICKY.

13
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NO ONE LIKE HIM.
- HEY, DAD.

14
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MAYBE SOMETIME YOU AND I CAN
WEAR MATCHING V-NECK SWEATERS.

15
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AND I HAVE A BIG FACE
YOU CAN SMUSH CAKE IN.

16
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THAT WAS CLASSIC
WHEN HE WENT LIKE THIS, RIGHT?

17
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GOOD NEWS, DAVID.

18
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I AM NO LONGER
A STAY-AT-HOME DAD

19
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WITH A STAY-AT-HOME WIFE.

20
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MARCUS,
WHAT DID YOU DO?

21
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THE NETWORK WANTS ME
TO WRITE A NEW TV SHOW

22
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FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU {\an8}<i>
SEE DAD RUN.</i>

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MARCUS, I DON'T WANT
TO GO BACK TO WORK.

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I LOVE MY LIFE NOW.

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SEE, THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN YOU AND ME.

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I WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK.

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AND THE GREAT THING
ABOUT THIS--

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ALL IT NEEDS IS THE DAVID HOBBS'
STAMP OF APPROVAL,

29
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AND IT'S ON THE AIR.

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WAIT A MINUTE,
YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT--

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THAT I'M GONNA GET PAID
AND NOT HAVE TO WORK?

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- YES.
- THAT'S A GREAT JOB.

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AND THE GOOD THING--
WE'RE STARRING YOUR TV SON.

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NO WAY. RICKY ADAMS?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

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THAT'S MY BOY.

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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
HIS BOY, JOE. WEIRD.

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HEY, DAD, IT'S GETTING
A LITTLE CHILLY IN HERE.

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I'M GONNA GO
THROW ON MY V-NECK.

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OH.

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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TAKE
ONE MEETING WITH YOUR BOY RICKY,

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SELL HIM ON THE IDEA,
AND IT'S A SLAM DUNK.

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LET'S DO IT.
ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU GOT?

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ALL RIGHT. CHECK THIS OUT.
[clears throat]

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A HEARTWARMING
FAMILY COMEDY,

45
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STARRING RICKY
AS A ROOKIE FIREFIGHTER,

46
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RAISING HIS FOUR YOUNG SIBLINGS
IN THE FIREHOUSE.

47
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THE TWIST IS HE PUTS OUT
MORE FIRES WITH HIS FAMILY

48
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THAN HE DOES
IN THE CITY.

49
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I LIKE IT.
I LIKE IT.

50
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WAIT A MINUTE.

51
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WHAT IF HE WAS A VET
IN AN ANIMAL HOSPITAL?

52
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PEOPLE LOVE ANIMALS.

53
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THEY DO,
BUT ME AND YOU,

54
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WE GET KIND OF FREAKED OUT
WHEN ANIMALS TALK, REMEMBER?

55
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THAT'S RIGHT.

56
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HMM, I WONDER
WHERE ELSE THE KIDS

57
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COULD WREAK COMEDIC HAVOC
IN AN ANIMAL-FREE SETTING. HMM.

58
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WHAT ABOUT A PAINT STORE
OR A CHINA SHOP?

59
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A COURTHOUSE?

60
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BOOM. I LIKE WHAT YOU'RE DOING
WITH THE GOVERNMENT SERVICES.

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KEEP THAT GOING. HMM.

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DMV, NO.

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POLICE STATION,
DONE THAT.

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I GOT IT. I GOT IT. FIREHOUSE.

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- OH, THAT'S IT!
- RIGHT? COME ON.

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- WOW!
- JUST CAME TO ME.

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I'M LUCKY I'M HERE
WHEN THOSE THINGS COME TO YOU.

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AND I'M ALWAYS HERE.

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[upbeat rock music]

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♪

71
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HOW MUCH LONGER, MOMMY?

72
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JUST ANOTHER MINUTE, SWEETIE,

73
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'CAUSE MOMMY LOVES IT WHEN YOU
HELP HER MEMORIZE HER LINES.

74
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NOW STEP BACK
A LITTLE FURTHER.

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OKAY.

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OKAY, A LITTLE CLOSER.

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JUST--MM-HMM.

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PERFECT.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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BUY YOURSELF
SOME READING GLASSES.

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OH, NO,
I'M WAY TOO YOUNG FOR GLASSES.

82
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COME ON.
NO, THIS IS JUST A--

83
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A FUN THING THAT JANIE AND I
LIKE TO DO TOGETHER. THAT'S ALL.

84
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UNTIL MY ARMS GET TIRED,

85
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WHICH IS NOW.

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- WOW.
- [laughs]

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DADDY!
DAD, DAD, DAD!

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DAD, DAD!

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WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

90
00:04:01,153 --> 00:04:03,373
WHAT?

91
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DAD, RICKY ADAMS JUST TWEETED
THAT YOU'RE DOING A SHOW

92
00:04:05,462 --> 00:04:08,422
WITH RICKY ADAMS,
STARRING RICKY ADAMS!

93
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YOU'VE KNOWN RICKY
SINCE YOU WERE A LITTLE GIRL.

94
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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

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YEAH, WELL, UP UNTIL LAST YEAR
I WAS INTO UNICORNS,

96
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AND HE WAS JUST RICKY ADAMS.

97
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NOW I'M NOT INTO UNICORNS,
AND HE IS RICKY ADAMS!

98
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ANOTHER TWEET--HE'S ABOUT
TO MEET AT DAVID HOBBS' HOUSE!

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SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!
[doorbell rings]

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OPEN THE FRONT DOOR!
OPEN THE FRONT DOOR!

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LET ME.

102
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both: OH.

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I GET THAT AT HOME.

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CHECK IT OUT, DAD.

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JUST LIKE RICKY.

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OH, JOE, VERY COOL.

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DESPERATE.

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[doorbell rings]

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[squeals]

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HEY, RICKY.

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HEY, BLUE EYES.
LOOK AT YOU, ALL GROWN UP.

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[giggles]

113
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RICKY, HOW YA DOIN', SON?

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GOOD TO SEE YOU, POPS.

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- WHAT'S UP, RICK?
- 'SUP, BOSS?

116
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YEAH, AND WHO ARE THESE
THREE DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMEN?

117
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MY ENTOURAGE.

118
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CLYDE STYLES ME UP,

119
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RASCAL KEEPS US MOBILE
IN THE SUV,

120
00:05:06,654 --> 00:05:11,441
AND TUBS DOES SECURITY
AND MY TAXES.

121
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THEY HAVE FUNNY NAMES.

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YOU KNOW WHAT, MINI HOBBS?
I'M GONNA CALL YOU...

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LADYBUG.

124
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NOW YOU'VE GOT
A FUNNY NAME TOO.

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[giggles]

126
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AND LOOK AT YOU KICKIN' IT
WITH YOUR BEAUTIFUL FAMILY.

127
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I'D THROW ON A V-NECK SWEATER
AND MOVE IN,

128
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BUT RICKY ADAMS DOES NOT DO
V-NECKS NO MORE.

129
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YEAH.
V-NECKS ARE LAME.

130
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UM, HEY, HONEY,
LOOK WHO'S HERE.

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RICKY.

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WHOO, MRS. HOBBS.

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YOU LOOKIN' FINE ENOUGH
TO BE ON THE COVER OF {\an8}<i>COSMO.</i>

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RICKY, YOU SEEM DIFFERENT.
YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP.

135
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YOU MEAN BLOWN UP!

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- OH!
- BOOM!

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YEAH.

138
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YOU'VE GOT AN ENTOURAGE

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AND SWAGGERING
ALL OVER THE PLACE.

140
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YOU HIRE A SWAGGER COACH
FOR THAT?

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[scoffs] DAVID,
IF I DID HAVE A SWAG COACH,

142
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HE'D TELL ME NOT TO ADMIT
THAT I HAVE A SWAG COACH.

143
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SO, UH--
[clears throat] NO.

144
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I DO NOT HAVE
A SWAG COACH.

145
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UM, OKAY.
WH--

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HEY.
HOW'S IT GOING, RICKY?

147
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YO, K-DAWG.
YOU STILL WORKING FOR DAVID?

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PSSH, YOU MUST BE
A BIG FAN OF {\an8}<i>STAR TREK</i>

149
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BECAUSE YOU ARE
A MAJOR KLINGON.

150
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all: OH!
- NO, YOU DIDN'T!

151
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DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS
ARE LAUGHING AT.

152
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YOU ALL GOT THE SAME JOB.

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[laughs]

154
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OH, YEAH, HE DI-ID!
[laughing]

155
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HE DI-ID.

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HEY, RICKY,
SO I HEARD

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YOU'RE GONNA BE
ON TOM BERGERON'S TALK SHOW

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ON WEDNESDAY.

159
00:06:42,314 --> 00:06:43,620
THAT'S RIGHT,
YOU KNOW,

160
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CLYDE'LL HOOK YOU UP
WITH TICKETS.

161
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HEY, CLYDE...

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HOLD ON. ISN'T WEDNESDAY
YOUR SCHOOL MUSEUM TRIP?

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SO UNLESS THEY'RE TAPING
AT THE MOCA,

164
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YOU CAN'T GO.

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FINE.

166
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TIME TO GO MEMORIZE MY LINES,
SO NICE SEEING YOU, RICKY.

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LET'S GO, JANIE.

168
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BUT MY ARMS ARE JELL-O.

169
00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:03,335
WE'LL BE THERE.

170
00:07:03,466 --> 00:07:04,641
HEY, LET'S TALK
ABOUT THE SHOW.

171
00:07:04,772 --> 00:07:06,251
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
RICKY, HAVE A SEAT.

172
00:07:06,382 --> 00:07:08,863
GUYS, JUST DO WHAT YOU DO. OKAY.

173
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SO THE NETWORK CALLED US,
AND THEY SAID THEY WANTED A SHOW

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FROM THE PEOPLE
WHO BROUGHT YOU {\an8}<i>SEE DAD RUN,</i>

175
00:07:12,736 --> 00:07:15,217
AND MARCUS AND I WERE LIKE,
"YEAH, I MEAN, LET'S DO IT."

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[chuckles]

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SEE, THE NETWORK TOLD ME

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THEY WANT A SHOW
STARRING RICKY ADAMS.

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YEAH, FROM THE PEOPLE
WHO BROUGHT YOU {\an8}<i>SEE DAD RUN.</i>

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STARRING RICKY ADAMS.

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- FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT--
- WHO ARE WORKING TOGETHER

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TO CREATE ONE BIG HIT SHOW.

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PICTURE THIS, RICKY.
- YEAH, HERE WE GO.

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YOU ARE
A ROOKIE FIREFIGHTER

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RAISING YOUR FOUR YOUNG SIBLINGS
IN THE FIREHOUSE.

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RIGHT,
AND HERE'S THE TWIST ON IT.

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YOU PUT OUT MORE FIRES
WITH YOUR FAMILY

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THAN YOU DO IN THE CITY.

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I LIKE IT.

190
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LET'S SEE, UH--HA.

191
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{\an8}<i>FIVE ALARM FAMILY,
STARRING RICKY ADAMS.</i>

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FROM THE PEOPLE
WHO BROUGHT YOU {\an8}<i>SEE DAD RUN.</i>

193
00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,043
LOOKS LIKE
WE GOT A SHOW HERE.

194
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ABSOLUTELY!
YOU ARE MY GUYS.

195
00:08:07,051 --> 00:08:09,010
OH, I SEE YOU'RE DOING
YOUR EYE EXERCISES.

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00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:10,185
GOOD FOR YOU.

197
00:08:10,315 --> 00:08:12,927
CAN YOU SIGN THIS?

198
00:08:17,148 --> 00:08:20,761
IT'S A PERMISSION SLIP
FOR MY FIELD TRIP TO THE MUSEUM.

199
00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:22,719
[chuckles]
I KNOW WHAT IT IS.

200
00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:25,592
AH. "PERMISSION
TO GO TO THE MUSEUM."

201
00:08:27,376 --> 00:08:30,118
ALL RIGHT. GRANTED.

202
00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:31,119
THANKS, MOM.

203
00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:33,034
CAN'T WAIT TO VAN GOGH.

204
00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:38,909
CHECK IT OUT, DAD.

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00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:42,826
GOT MY OWN ENTOURAGE,
JUST LIKE RICKY.

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YES.

207
00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:46,177
VERY IMPRESSIVE, JOE.

208
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YEAH, I GOT LADYBUG
ON SECURITY

209
00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:50,355
AND SUNFLOWER STYLES ME UP.

210
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BOOP.

211
00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,055
I TOLD YOU, SUNFLOWER.
NO MORE STICKERS.

212
00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:55,491
JUST STAND THERE
AND LOOK PRETTY.

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HE THINKS I'M PRETTY!

214
00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:01,453
[doorbell rings]

215
00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:05,980
IT'S RICKY!
I GOT IT!

216
00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:10,114
HEY, BLUE EYES.
GOT YOUR BERGERON TICKETS.

217
00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:13,944
OH, I CANNOT USE THOSE TICKETS
BECAUSE OF MY SCHOOL FIELD TRIP,

218
00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:16,773
BUT I WILL KEEP THEM
FOR MY SCRAPBOOK.

219
00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:19,471
SEE YOU THERE.

220
00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:21,082
HEY, RICKY. UH...

221
00:09:21,212 --> 00:09:24,041
MOE, LARRY, AND CURLY.

222
00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:25,739
WHAT'S UP?

223
00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:27,871
DAVID, I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT THE PROJECT,

224
00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:30,482
AND ACTOR TO ACTOR,
I'M PUMPED TO DO A SHOW.

225
00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:32,049
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE
THAT IT'S--

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00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:34,138
IT'S FRESHER
THAN {\an8}<i>SEE DAD RUN.</i>

227
00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:36,663
OH, I SEE,
YOU WANT TO DO A FRESH SHOW

228
00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:38,229
THAT GETS CANCELED
AFTER SIX EPISODES,

229
00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,057
AS OPPOSED TO A HIT
THAT RUNS FOR TEN YEARS.

230
00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:41,363
I UNDERSTAND.

231
00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:43,017
I'M JUST SAYING
THAT I DON'T WANT TO DO

232
00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:45,715
A BUNCH OF CORNY JOKES
YOU SEE COMING A MILE AWAY.

233
00:09:45,846 --> 00:09:49,110
YOU KNOW, THE KIND THAT MAKE YOU
WANT TO GO, "WAH-WAH."

234
00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:52,330
OF COURSE, RICKY,
AND NEITHER DO I.

235
00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:54,245
REALLY?
'CAUSE, BETWEEN YOU AND ME,

236
00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:58,380
{\an8}<i>SEE DAD RUN</i> COULD BE
A LITTLE WAH-WAH.

237
00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:00,991
I THOUGHT WE HAD SOME REALLY
FUNNY MOMENTS IN THAT SHOW. NO?

238
00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:03,385
LIKE WHEN YOU
SCRATCHED MY 9 IRON,

239
00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:05,692
AND YOU PUT IT
IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR,

240
00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:08,695
AND I PULLED IT OUT AND I SAID,
"HEY, NOW I GOT A 4 1/2 IRON."

241
00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:12,133
YEAH, THAT WAS A LITTLE...

242
00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:14,048
WAH-WAH.

243
00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:16,224
WHAT ABOUT THE TIME
THAT WE THREW A PARTY FOR YOU,

244
00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:18,705
AND WE HAD THE HOUSE
FILLED WITH HELIUM BALLOONS,

245
00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,620
AND WE LITERALLY
RAISED THE ROOF?

246
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:23,013
[scoffs]
THAT WAS ALL KINDS OF WAH-WAH!

247
00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:24,406
[laughs]

248
00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:27,627
YEAH, LOOK, RICKY,
I'M GONNA ASK YOU NICELY.

249
00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:30,194
STOP--STOP SAYING,
"WAH-WAH," TO ME.

250
00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:32,893
DAVID, CHILL. IT WASN'T YOU,
MAN, IT WAS THE SHOW.

251
00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:34,634
THE SHOW THAT MADE YOU
WHO YOU ARE?

252
00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:35,852
[scoffs]
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

253
00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:37,375
MAN, THAT SHOW
WAS LUCKY TO HAVE ME,

254
00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:38,768
AND LET'S BE HONEST.

255
00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:41,728
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN CALLED, {\an8}<i>
SEE DAD WAH-WAH.</i>

256
00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:43,555
YEAH, UH, RASCAL,
GET THE DOOR.

257
00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:46,689
CLYDE GETS THE DOOR.

258
00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,691
- WHATEVER. ALL RIGHT. COME ON.
- SERIOUSLY?

259
00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,824
YOU'RE KICKING ME
OUTTA YOUR HOUSE.

260
00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:53,217
CHECK OUT MY NEW EPISODE.

261
00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:54,479
IT'S CALLED, "SEE DAD NOT CARE
WHO OPENS THE DOOR

262
00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:55,611
"OR WHO STARTS THE SUV,

263
00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:59,615
NOW GET THE WAH-WAH
OUTTA MY HOUSE."

264
00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:06,317
MAN, YOU KICKED RICKY
OUT THE HOUSE?

265
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:07,754
DON'T DO THAT!

266
00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,538
ARE YOU CRAZY, MARCUS?

267
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,323
YES, I KICKED HIM
OUT OF THE HOUSE, MARCUS.

268
00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:13,847
I HAD NO CHOICE.

269
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:15,500
HE WAH-WAH'D ME.

270
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,328
WELL, NOW HE QUIT
THE PROJECT.

271
00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:18,808
YOU SOUND MAD.

272
00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:21,985
I AM OUT OF A JOB
BECAUSE SOMEONE WAH-WAH'D YOU?

273
00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:24,118
MARCUS, SERIOUSLY, IF ANYBODY
SHOULD BE UPSET, IT'S ME.

274
00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:25,685
I'M THE VICTIM HERE.

275
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,861
YOU DON'T WAH-WAH ANYBODY.
THAT'S NOT COOL.

276
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,253
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

277
00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,952
ON THE SHOW, YOU WOULD DO IT
TO ME ALL THE TIME.

278
00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:34,955
REALLY?
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ME.

279
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:39,873
"SO MUCH TIME,
SO LITTLE CHICKEN FRIED RICE."

280
00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,788
WAH-WAH.

281
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:46,183
ALL RIGHT, DAVID.

282
00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:49,621
WHEN YOU COME IN
AND FIND THE TERRARIUM OPEN,

283
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:55,105
HOW 'BOUT YOU SAY,
"WHO LET THE FROGS OUT?"

284
00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:57,978
WAH-WAH.

285
00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:01,155
[snaps pencil]

286
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:04,288
"HONEY, I REFUSE
TO ASK DIRECTIONS FROM ANYONE.

287
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:07,291
EVEN THE ONSTAR LADY."
- [laughs]

288
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,859
WAH-WAH.

289
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:16,605
THAT WAS DIFFERENT, MAN.
COME ON.

290
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:20,043
THAT WAS ME AND YOU
DOING OUR THING.

291
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:22,219
WHEN RICKY DID IT,
IT WAS JUST HURTFUL TO ME.

292
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:26,180
[chuckles] ONCE AGAIN,
IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT?

293
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,530
WE ESTABLISHED THAT
YEARS AGO.

294
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:31,359
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

295
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:36,277
HONEY,
I'M TELLING YOU,

296
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,279
I THINK YOU NEED
TO APOLOGIZE TO MARCUS.

297
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:39,846
NAH, WE USED TO FIGHT
IN THE SHOW ALL THE TIME,

298
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:40,977
AND THE NEXT DAY,
IT'D BE FORGOTTEN.

299
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,544
BECAUSE YOU WERE
THE STAR OF THE SHOW.

300
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,067
HE HAD TO FORGIVE YOU.

301
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:45,939
THERE'S NO STAR
IN FRIENDSHIP, DAVID.

302
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:50,944
WELL, NOT TECHNICALLY,
BUT WE ALL KNOW.

303
00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:53,250
DAD,
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

304
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,513
YOU DON'T KICK RICKY ADAMS
OUT OF ANYWHERE.

305
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:58,473
HE HAS BEEN ON 25 COVERS
OF {\an8}<i>TEEN FAN MAGAZINE!</i>

306
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,040
EMILY, TAKE IT EASY.

307
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,650
FIRST OF ALL, THIS BOY IS NOT
THE BOY YOU REMEMBER, OKAY?

308
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,434
HE'S CHANGED, ALL RIGHT?

309
00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:05,175
I MEAN, SHOW BUSINESS
HAS GONE TO HIS HEAD.

310
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:06,481
HE'S FULL OF HIMSELF.

311
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:07,874
UH, HELLO, BLACK POT.

312
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:10,354
I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU
TO KETTLE.

313
00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:14,881
THERE'S NO WAY MY HEAD
IS AS BIG AS HIS. COME ON!

314
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:18,232
AND FOR THE RECORD,
I'VE BEEN ON 87 COVERS.

315
00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:22,105
THAT'S NOT COUNTING THE ONE THAT
I HAD TO SHARE WITH ROB LOWE.

316
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:23,541
WHO'S READY FOR CARPOOL?

317
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:26,806
HEY, MARCUS.
LOOKING GOOD THIS MORNING.

318
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,982
EMILY, YOU READY?
MARY'S ALREADY IN THE CAR.

319
00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:30,635
OH, I CANNOT GET
OUT OF HERE SOON ENOUGH.

320
00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:33,073
ME NEITHER.

321
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:34,857
HAVE A NICE DAY, AMY.

322
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:42,560
HEY, MARCUS,

323
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:45,694
LOOK,
I'M REALLY SORRY FOR...

324
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:50,830
FOR RICKY'S BAD BEHAVIOR.

325
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,180
RICKY KILLED
THE PROJECT.

326
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:55,922
SO, YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY
THAT IT WAS ALL HIS FAULT.

327
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:59,621
DAVID, I KNOW IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
FOR YOU TO APOLOGIZE,

328
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:03,016
SO I ACCEPT THAT YOU THINK
THAT YOU JUST APOLOGIZED.

329
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:09,674
YOU KNOW,
HE SAYS HE DID, HONEY,

330
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,981
BUT I DON'T THINK
HE ACCEPTED MY APOLOGY.

331
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:15,028
GOOD FOR YOU.
YOU PICKED UP ON THAT.

332
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,600
- OH, MR. HOBBS.
- YEAH.

333
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,298
JORDAN SANCHEZ.
I'M A BIG FAN.

334
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:25,952
HEY.
JORDAN SANCHEZ, MAN.

335
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:28,171
I JUST SAW YOUR MOVIE.
I LOVED IT.

336
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,957
WIFE HAD TO DRAG ME TO IT,
BUT IT DID MAKE ME CRY.

337
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:32,567
WELL, THANKS.

338
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:35,048
YOU KNOW, TRUTH IS I'D LOVE
TO DO A TV SHOW LIKE YOURS.

339
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:36,876
YOU KNOW,
SOMETHING FUNNY WITH HEART,

340
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:38,529
GOOD FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.

341
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:41,445
AH. YOU KNOW,
I LIKE YOU, JORDAN.

342
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:42,446
MOSTLY 'CAUSE YOU LIKE ME.

343
00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:44,492
both: [laugh]

344
00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:45,536
- CLASSIC. YOU'RE THE MASTER.
- THANK YOU, MAN. I'LL SEE YOU.

345
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:46,537
YOU HAVE A GOOD SHOW.

346
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:47,843
- OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT.

347
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,976
OH, HEY, RICKY.
- OH, DAVID.

348
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:52,543
WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?
- WELL, LISTEN.

349
00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,806
LOOK, I WANT TO MAKE THINGS
RIGHT, OKAY?

350
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:55,677
I WANT THIS PROJECT
TO MOVE FORWARD.

351
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,418
DAVID.

352
00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,420
DAVID, YOU REALLY DON'T NEED
TO APOLOGIZE TO ME.

353
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:03,293
I DON'T?
SO YOU'LL DO IT?

354
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:04,773
DIDN'T SAY THAT.

355
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,254
SEE, YOU DIDN'T
JUST INSULT ME,

356
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:10,170
YOU INSULTED MY BOYS.

357
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,694
OH.

358
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:15,915
OH, I--YOU WANT ME
TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR BOYS.

359
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:18,308
YEAH.

360
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,571
YEAH. HMM.

361
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:22,747
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOT A GREAT IDEA.

362
00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:25,620
WHY DON'T WE DO THE APOLOGY
ON THE SHOW?

363
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,752
AMERICA WILL EAT IT UP.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

364
00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:30,016
JUST DON'T
MAKE IT A WAH-WAH.

365
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,669
[laughter]
- OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T!

366
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,062
OH, BOY, YOU GOT ME.

367
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,977
BACK THERE WITH THE HAT,
YOU DI-ID.

368
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,764
HOW LUCKY AM I
THAT MY MOM CAN'T SEE?

369
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:43,290
SHE SIGNED A DOCTOR'S NOTE
THAT SAID I'M ALLERGIC TO ART.

370
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:44,900
SO YOU THINK
RICKY'S HERE YET?

371
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,554
[girls screaming]

372
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:48,860
OH, HE IS HERE.

373
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,822
AND SO IS MY MOM.

374
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,693
WHY ARE WE HERE?

375
00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:58,740
MARCUS, ALL DAVID TOLD ME WAS
HE WANTED TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

376
00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,437
WITH TICKETS
TO TOM BERGERON?

377
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:02,700
[laughs]

378
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,441
I'D RATHER GO
TO {\an8}<i>DANCING WITH THE STARS.</i>

379
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:07,009
THAT SHOW IS SO GLAMOROUS.

380
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:09,838
HEY, WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?

381
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:13,668
I AM JUST TRYING TO GET PAST
TO HOST MY SHOW. [chuckles]

382
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:15,975
WELL, KEEP IT MOVING,
BUDDY!

383
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:17,889
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
THIS IS TOM BERGERON.

384
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,630
I'M SORRY,
MR. TOM BERGERON.

385
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:20,936
I'M JOE HOBBS,
THIS IS MY ENTOURAGE.

386
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,024
HI, JOE.

387
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:26,028
I HAVE AN ENTOURAGE TOO.
THREE EX-WIVES.

388
00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:30,859
THEIR NAMES ARE MERCEDES,
BEACH HOUSE, AND ALIMONY.

389
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,516
WORST ENTOURAGE EVER.

390
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:39,085
BOOP.

391
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,348
[cheers and applause]

392
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:43,567
WELCOME BACK.
WELCOME BACK TO {\an8}<i>BERGERON.</i>

393
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:47,441
MY GUESTS TODAY OF COURSE,
JORDAN SANCHEZ AND RICKY ADAMS.

394
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:51,749
RICKY, TEN SEASONS
OF {\an8}<i>SEE DAD RUN.</i>

395
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:52,837
DO YOU MISS IT?

396
00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:55,144
I MISS HANGING
WITH THE CAST AND CREW.

397
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,407
I LEARNED A LOT
FROM THOSE GOOD PEOPLE.

398
00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:59,844
GOOD TO KNOW. WE HAVE
A SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR YOU.

399
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:04,414
THE STAR OF {\an8}<i>SEE DAD RUN,
PLEASE WELCOME MR. DAVID HOBBS.</i>

400
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:06,460
[cheers and applause]

401
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,592
- THANK YOU, THANK YOU, TOM!
- HEY, BUDDY. HOW YOU DOING?

402
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:09,811
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- POPS.

403
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:12,074
RICKY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

404
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:13,597
- GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE, DAVID.
- GOOD TO BE HERE, TOM.

405
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,860
LAST TIME I SAW YOU,

406
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:18,385
YOU WERE KICKING IN
A 3-FOOT PUTT.

407
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,082
AND I MEAN LITERALLY
KICKING IT IN.

408
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:21,649
YOU DIDN'T THINK I SAW YOU,
BUT I DID.

409
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,172
VERY NICE, DAVID,
VERY NICE.

410
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,522
SO HOW HAS LIFE BEEN
SINCE {\an8}<i>SEE DAD RUN?</i>

411
00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:28,047
I KNOW HOW YOUR GOLF GAME IS,
MR. MULLIGAN.

412
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,049
TOUCHE.
[laughs]

413
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,312
UH, MY LIFE IS GREAT, TOM.

414
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,096
I'M REALLY ENJOYING
HANGING OUT WITH MY FAMILY,

415
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:35,837
MY WIFE AND KIDS,
YOU KNOW.

416
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:38,927
AND I REALIZED THAT IT WAS TIME
FOR ME TO STEP ASIDE

417
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,537
AND LET SOMEBODY ELSE SHINE.

418
00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:44,193
[laughs] THANKS, DAVID.
YOU KNOW, THAT'S BIG OF YOU.

419
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:45,325
YEAH, WHICH IS WHY RIGHT NOW
I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A NEW SHOW.

420
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:47,109
REALLY?

421
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,719
AND I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT
IT, YEAH, IT'S A GREAT IDEA.

422
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:51,287
IT'S ABOUT A ROOKIE FIREMAN
WHO RAISES HIS FOUR SIBLINGS

423
00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:52,767
IN THE FIREHOUSE.

424
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:54,334
AND I'VE GOT
THE PERFECT STAR FOR IT.

425
00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:55,987
OH, COME ON, DAVID.
DON'T GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF.

426
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,728
- JORDAN SANCHEZ.
- HEY!

427
00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:58,860
- WHAT?
- RIGHT?

428
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:02,559
[cheers and applause]

429
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:05,649
DAVID, I'D BE HONORED
TO DO A SHOW WITH YOU.

430
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,347
COOL, MAN. EXCELLENT.

431
00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:08,565
IN FACT, I'D DO ANYTHING

432
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,176
WITH THE PEOPLE
WHO BROUGHT US {\an8}<i>SEE DAD RUN.</i>

433
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:11,916
WAIT, HOLD ON A SECOND.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT, OKAY?

434
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:14,528
THAT'S MY SHOW,
STARRING ME, RICKY ADAMS.

435
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,617
WELL, RICKY,
THAT'S NOT YOUR PROJECT.

436
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:19,750
THAT'S MARCUS BARNES' PROJECT,
THE MAN BEHIND THE IDEA,

437
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:21,883
THE MAN
BEHIND ALL THE IDEAS.

438
00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:24,190
IN FACT, MARCUS WAS HEAD WRITER
ON {\an8}<i>SEE DAD RUN</i> FOR TEN YEARS,

439
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,582
AND HE HAD
TO PUT UP WITH ME.

440
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:29,325
AND TONIGHT HE'S HERE
AS MY BEST FRIEND.

441
00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:31,980
STAND UP, MARCUS.

442
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,636
[cheers and applause]

443
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:40,945
THANK YOU, TOM,
AND THANK YOU, DAVID.

444
00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:44,210
YOUR WORDS
MEAN A LOT TO ME.

445
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,125
HE STILL DIDN'T APOLOGIZE, THOUGH.

446
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:47,648
"BEST FRIEND" THING
IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS.

447
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:48,910
OH.

448
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,956
AND THAT'S HOW TV SHOWS
ARE MADE, RICKY.

449
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:54,481
- WAH-WAH.
- [laughs]

450
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,396
[cheers and applause]

451
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,836
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE MISSED THE WHOLE SHOW.

452
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:04,447
AT LEAST
WE CAN SAY HI TO RICKY.

453
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:07,494
HEY, RICKY.
SORRY WE MISSED THE SHOW.

454
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,235
CAN WE PLEASE
GET A PICTURE?

455
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:10,932
[scoffs]
WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

456
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,064
GET OUT OF MY FACE.

457
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:16,155
CLYDE, GET THE DOOR.

458
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:19,984
BUT IT'S ME.
BLUE EYES.

459
00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:22,291
YO, IS SHE STILL YAPPIN'
AT ME?

460
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,991
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE, EM.

461
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:30,386
NO, WAIT.
I HAVE TO TALK TO MY DAD.

462
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:31,387
DADDY.

463
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:32,519
EMILY?

464
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:34,869
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
ARE YOU OKAY?

465
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:37,480
DAD, I'M REALLY SORRY.

466
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:39,613
FOR LYING ABOUT GOING
TO THE MUSEUM?

467
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:42,093
YES,
BUT MORE THAN THAT.

468
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:45,096
I'M SORRY
ABOUT WHAT I SAID.

469
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:48,970
YOU'RE NOTHING
LIKE RICKY.

470
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,711
YOU CARE ABOUT PEOPLE, DAD.

471
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:53,322
OH.

472
00:19:53,453 --> 00:19:56,282
OH.
THANK YOU, SWEETHEART.

473
00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,284
- UH-OH.
- WHAT IS IT?

474
00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:00,111
IS MRS. MAGOO
COMING UP BEHIND US?

475
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,288
YEAH.

476
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,725
BUT I'M READY
TO FACE THE MUSIC FOR LYING.

477
00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:05,943
ALL RIGHT, WELL, UH...

478
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:07,641
NO INTERNET FOR A WEEK.

479
00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:10,861
WHAT?
I DIDN'T KILL SOMEONE.

480
00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:13,821
BETWEEN ME AND MRS. MAGOO,
TAKE YOUR PICK.

481
00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:17,694
FINE. COVER ME.

482
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:20,436
DID I JUST SEE EMILY?

483
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:24,745
WOW. YOU REALLY DO
NEED GLASSES.

484
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,181
- HAPPY?
- HEY!

485
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,401
LOOK AT YOU WITH THOSE.

486
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:29,880
YOU SHOULD BE
ON THE COVER OF {\an8}<i>COSMO.</i>

487
00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:32,361
[laughs]

488
00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:36,496
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

489
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,411
MY ENTOURAGE
ISN'T WORKING OUT.

490
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:41,283
I'M SORRY, DAD, I'M NEVER
GONNA BE ANYTHING LIKE RICKY.

491
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:45,418
WAIT A MINUTE. IS THAT
WHAT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT, JOE?

492
00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:51,772
[sighs]
COME HERE.

493
00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:53,513
YOU KNOW,

494
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:57,256
RICKY WISHES THAT HE WAS
HALF THE MAN YOU ARE.

495
00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:01,651
AND I WOULD BE PROUD
TO BE YOUR ENTOURAGE.

496
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,305
REALLY?

497
00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:05,742
YEAH.
GO GRAB ME A SODA.

498
00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:07,353
AWESOME!