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MOM!

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MATTHEW PEARSON
JUST ASKED ME OUT.

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LOOK.

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"WHAT UP?
WANT TO HANG?"

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I KNOW.
I'M, LIKE, DYING.

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HUH.
AN OLDER BOY WITH A CAR

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ASKED YOU ON A DATE.

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WAIT, YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO FREAK OUT LIKE SOME

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CRAZY, OVER-PROTECTIVE MOM,
ARE YOU?

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EW.
OF COURSE NOT.

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NO, NO.
I MEANT, "WHOO! HA!

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AN OLDER BOY WITH A CAR
ASKED YOU ON A DATE!"

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I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH IT.

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YOU ARE COOL.

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BUT YOU KNOW WHO, UH,
MIGHT NOT BE SO COOL--

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AND I SAY THIS, UH,
ONE COOL CHICK TO ANOTHER--

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IS YOUR FATHER.

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SO, YOU MIGHT WANT TO
RUN THIS BY HIM.

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GOOD IDEA.
I'M GOING IN.

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COVER ME.

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GOTCHA.

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DAD!

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HEY, DADDY.
MATTHEW PEARSON WANTS TO HANG.

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IT'S NO BIGGIE
AND MOM'S ON BOARD.

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I'M SURE YOU ARE TOO.

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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHY I'M ASKING.

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SO, THANKS.
- OKAY.

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HONEY, YOU'RE ON BOARD
WITH THIS?

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- OH, YEAH, YEAH, I AM.
- OH, OOH.

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UH, NO, I DON'T, UH...

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I DON'T KNOW, EM.

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I'M NOT SURE THAT YOU'RE, UH--

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THAT YOU'RE CLEARED
FOR LANDING.

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OR IF YOU CAN GO TO THE YMCA
FOR THAT MATTER,

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SO I DON'T THINK--

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- WHAT?
- LOOK AT YOU.

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YOU WERE MY LITTLE BABY ONCE,

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AND NOW YOU'RE
THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL.

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GIVE ME A HUG, SWEETHEART.
WHAT?

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WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO SAY TO ME?

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DON'T LET HER GO.

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OH, OF COURSE NOT. YES.

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EMILY, NO.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GO

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ON A DATE
WITH MATTHEW PEARSON.

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YOU'RE TOO YOUNG.

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AND YOU'RE WAY TOO YOUNG
TO FLY AN AIRPLANE.

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THIS IS SO UNFAIR.

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AND WEIRD.

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WELL, I GUESS WE NIPPED

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THAT "DATING AN OLDER BOY"
THING

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IN THE BUD, DIDN'T WE?

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"WE"?

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HONEY, I WAS THE BUD NIPPER.
YOU WERE THE BUD KISSER.

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ALL RIGHT, DAD.

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FIRST, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE
FOR OVERREACTING.

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THANK YOU.

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I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND WHERE
YOU'RE COMING FROM WITH MATTHEW.

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BUT I THINK IT'S FUNNY HOW THIS
PLAYED OUT SO DIFFERENTLY

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ON YOUR TV SHOW.

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I'M NOT SURE WHERE YOU'RE
GOING WITH THIS, EMILY,

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BUT ANY TIME YOU WANT TO TALK
ABOUT MY SHOW, I'M IN.

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WELL, YOU WOULDN'T LET YOUR
DAUGHTER DATE AN OLDER GUY

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IN THE MUCH BELOVED EPISODE
"DADDY GETS A SNAKE BITE."

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- MMM.
- BUT LUCKY FOR YOU,

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THAT OLDER GUY
SAVED YOUR LIFE

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BECAUSE HE KNEW HOW
TO SUCK OUT SNAKE VENOM.

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THAT EPISODE GOT A "MUST SEE"
FROM {\an8}<i>ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY.</i>

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AND IN THE END,
YOU DID THE RIGHT THING

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BY LETTING THEM GO OUT
ON A DATE.

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THAT'S A GOOD POINT, EMILY.

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AND VERY WELL PLAYED,
I MIGHT ADD.

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BUT IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY,
MY DAUGHTER IN THE SHOW WAS 16.

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YOU'RE 14.
EVEN BETTER PLAYED, ME.

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- MOM.
- OKAY.

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HOW ABOUT WE INVITE THIS
MATTHEW PEARSON OVER

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TO MEET HIM
AND THEN WE DECIDE?

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UGH!
THAT IS SO OLD-FASHIONED.

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BEFORE HE ARRIVES,
WILL I HAVE TIME

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TO CHURN THE BUTTER?

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I THINK IT'S YOUR BEST SHOT
AND YOUR ONLY SHOT.

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FINE.
I'LL HAVE HIM BRING TOAST.

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FOR THE BUTTER I'M CHURNING.

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BECAUSE WE'RE IN THE '80S.

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HEY!
THE '80S PAID FOR THIS HOUSE!

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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COME ON,
I WAS DOING THE SIGNAL.

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WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
I THOUGHT WE SAID NO DATING.

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HONEY, IF WE SAY NO,
SHE'S GOING TO SNEAK AROUND

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AND SEE HIM ANYWAY.

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BUT IF WE MEET HIM AND YOU ACT
ALL MEAN AND INTIMIDATING,

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YOU'LL SCARE HIM OFF FOR GOOD.

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OH, I SEE
WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE.

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SINCE I'M HOME,
YOU WANT ME TO BE THE BAD COP

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SO YOU CAN BE THE GOOD COP,
RIGHT?

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OH, PLEASE LET ME
BE THE GOOD COP.

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I'VE BEEN THE BAD COP
FOR SO LONG.

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YOU KNOW, I CAN ACT
MEAN AND INTIMIDATING.

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CASTING DIRECTORS DON'T SEE ME
THAT WAY, BUT I CAN DO IT.

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BABY, YOU CAN.

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DON'T MESS WITH ME, PUNK.
HUH?

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WHO COULD RESIST THAT ARREST?
COME HERE!

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HO!
IS THAT TV'S DAVID HOBBS?

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I'VE GOT SOME EXCITING
NEWS FOR YOU.

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MARCUS, WHY DID YOU
WRITE AN EPISODE

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WHERE MY TV DAUGHTER DATES
AN OLDER BOY?

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NOW EMILY THINKS
SHE CAN DATE AN OLDER BOY.

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WELL, HOLD ON,
HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

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THE DAUGHTER
IN YOUR SHOW WAS 16

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AND THAT BOY COULD
SUCK OUT SNAKE VENOM.

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THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

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BUT I STILL GOT TO
MEET THIS KID TONIGHT.

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OH, YOU KNOW,
I'D FEEL SORRY FOR YOU

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IF YOU DIDN'T LEAD SUCH A
CHARMED LIFE IN EVERY OTHER WAY.

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NOW, IF IT'S OKAY,
CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT

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WHEN WE DON'T TALK ABOUT YOU?

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MAKE IT FAST.

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CHECK OUT
THE "SEE DAD RUN" FAN CLUB.

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"FAN CLUB PRESENTS STAR
DAVID HOBBS AND HEAD WAITER

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MARCUS BARNES."
AND IT'S SOLD OUT.

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MAN, HOW ABOUT THAT?
- "HEAD WAITER"?

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NO, IT'S SUPPOSED TO SAY
"HEAD WRITER"!

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THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TYPO
THEY HAD IN {\an8}<i>CELEBRITY WEEKLY</i>

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THAT SAID I WAS THE SHOW'S
"DEAD WRITER."

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I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

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YEAH, WELL, YOU GO AHEAD
AND ENJOY THAT.

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BUT MT WIFE, SHE GAVE ME A
MEMORIAL POOL PARTY THAT NIGHT.

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THAT'S TERRIBLE.

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WHAT?
YOU WERE THERE.

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TO CELEBRATE YOUR LIFE.

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HEY, DAD, CAN I ASK A QUESTION
AT THE FAN NIGHT?

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SURE, JOE.

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GOOD, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA ASK
THE BEST QUESTION.

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MAYBE I'LL ASK A BETTER ONE.

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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA ASK?
YOU'RE FIVE.

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IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I ASK.
I'M CUTE.

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ALL RIGHT.
BABY, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ASK?

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WILL THERE BE CAKE?

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WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT
TO ASK THE HEAD WAITER.

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MARCUS?

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HEY, JOE,
WHEN MATTHEW GETS HERE,

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COULD YOU NOT WEAR THAT CAPE?

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IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING.

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OKAY, IT'S NOT A CAPE.

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IT'S A TOWEL
FOR MY NECK SHIVERS.

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I RAPIDLY LOSE HEAT
THROUGH MY NECK

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NOW THAT I'VE LOST
MY BABY FAT.

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YEAH, I'M GONNA TELL MATTHEW
IT'S A CAPE.

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OKAY, I'VE GOT A 20
ON MATTHEW PEARSON.

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HE'S COMING IN FIVE, FOUR,
THREE, TWO...

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MATTHEW'S HERE!

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THIS IS THE BIGGEST DAY
OF MY LIFE!

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EVERYBODY ACT NORMAL
AND TAKE OFF YOUR CAPES!

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WOW, THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.

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HI, EMILY.

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COME IN, MATTHEW.

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THIS IS MY FAMILY.

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SORRY THIS IS SO LAME.

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I PROMISE IT'LL BE QUICK.

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AND, YES, MY BROTHER'S
WEARING A CAPE.

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IT'S AN HONOR
TO MEET YOU, MR. HOBBS.

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OH, PLEASE.
CALL ME "SIR."

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OH, OKAY, SIR.

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I HOPE YOU LIKE FLOWERS,
MRS. HOBBS.

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OH, WHY THANK YOU, MATTHEW.

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THAT'S SO THOUGHTFUL. THANKS.

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AW, ROOKIE MISTAKE.
YOU FORGOT ABOUT EMILY.

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ACTUALLY, I, UH,
I BROUGHT THIS ONE.

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OH.

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I GUESS I SAT ON IT.

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THANKS, MATTHEW.

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IT SMELLS LIKE FRENCH FRIES.

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YEAH, I JUST CAME FROM WORK.

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WHAT IS THAT,
A BOX OF DRUGS?

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THEY'RE CUPCAKES
FOR YOU, SIR.

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{\an8}<i>PEOPLE MAGAZINE</i> SAYS
THEY'RE YOUR FAVORITE.

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CUPCAKES, PLEASE.
WHAT A KISS-UP, HUH?

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THIS GUY.

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ACTUALLY, MATTHEW,
I'M MORE OF A SCONE GUY, BUT,

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UH, SINCE I'M SUCH
A GRACIOUS HOST,

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I WILL TRY ONE
OF YOUR CUPCAKES.

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UGH!

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THEY'RE HORRIBLE.

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ESPECIALLY THE LEMON CHIFFON
WITH THE BUTTER CREAM FROSTING.

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MMM, OH.

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I'M SO--HERE, MAYBE I CAN
RETURN IT FOR SOME SCONES.

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WELL, WELL, I WILL FIGURE OUT
A WAY TO GET THEM DOWN.

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IT'S OKAY.

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OKAY.
THESE ARE FOR YOU GUYS.

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THERE'S SOME COUPONS
FOR SOME FREE CHEESEBURGERS.

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OOH, HE'S A KEEPER.

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I'D RATHER HAVE A CUPCAKE.

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HEY, HEY, HEY.
BACK OFF, SISTER.

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YOU GOT A COUPON.

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SIR, YOU'RE AS FUNNY
IN REAL LIFE

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AS YOU ARE
ON "SEE DAD RUN."

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YOU WATCH THE SHOW?

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YEAH, I'VE SEEN
EVERY EPISODE.

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OH, YEAH, EVERY EPISODE?
WHICH ONE'S YOUR FAVORITE?

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UH, THE ONE WHERE DAD
GETS STUCK IN THE PIANO.

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HILARIOUS.

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OKAY.
WHAT WAS THAT ONE CALLED?

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"DAD GETS STUCK IN A PIANO"?

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OOH.
HE'S GOOD.

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YOU KNOW,
I'M EVEN GOING

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TO THE FAN CLUB EVENT
COMING UP.

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I ALREADY GOT MY TICKET
IN CASE IT SELLS OUT.

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AND IT DID. MAN.

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SMART KID.

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YEAH.
TOO SMART.

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AND TOO TALL.
ISN'T HE FREAKISHLY TALL?

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I THINK HE'S WEARING LIFTS.

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DAVID, CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND?

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YEAH, SURE.
EXCUSE ME.

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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
TAKE HIM DOWN.

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WHAT HAPPENED TO {\an8}<i>DIRTY HARRY?</i>

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YOU SUDDENLY BECAME
SHERIFF ANDY OF MAYBERRY.

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COME ON, HONEY.

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EVERYBODY LOVES ANDY.

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HEY, COME ON.

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BESIDES, THIS KID'S STARTING
TO GROW ON ME.

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THAT'S MY CUE.
WOW, LOOK AT THE TIME.

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SO SORRY YOU HAVE TO GO, MATTHEW.

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UM, OKAY.

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DAVID, WEREN'T THERE, UH,
A COUPLE QUESTIONS

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YOU WANTED TO ASK,
UH, MATTHEW?

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I HAVE A QUESTION.

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WHAT HAPPENS IN THE EPISODE
WHERE DAVID TRICKS HIS CHILDREN

228
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INTO PAINTING
THE ENTIRE HOUSE?

229
00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:23,737
THEY MESS UP AND PAINT
OVER THE WINDOWS.

230
00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:26,130
IT'S CLASSIC.

231
00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:30,482
IT WAS CLASSIC.

232
00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:32,963
JUST LIKE THIS EVENING.

233
00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:36,401
IT WAS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU,
MRS. HOBBS AND SIR.

234
00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:37,620
YOU PASSED.
PICK ME UP TOMORROW.

235
00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:39,970
OKAY.
I'LL BRING SCONES!

236
00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:41,493
NO.
NO, NO, NO.

237
00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:44,235
CUPCAKES!
CUPCAKES ARE GOOD!

238
00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:51,112
HE'S A KEEPER.

239
00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:58,598
GREAT SHOT, DAVID.

240
00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:00,600
NINE IRON, KEVIN,
PLEASE?

241
00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:06,606
MM, KITCHEN WINDOW'S OPEN.
SLIGHT BREEZE FROM THE RIGHT.

242
00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:10,000
REALLY?

243
00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:11,001
DAD, DAD!

244
00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:13,613
EW.
THAT'S UGLY.

245
00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:14,918
YOU BUSY?

246
00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,703
WELL, JUST GONNA
HAVE TO DIG MYSELF OUT

247
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,966
OF A SAND TRAP,
BUT THAT'S IT.

248
00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:21,490
I'VE GOT IT.
PERFECT QUESTION FOR FAN NIGHT.

249
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,665
OH.
OKAY, LET'S HEAR IT.

250
00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:25,450
WAIT!

251
00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:27,583
CONTINUE.

252
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,763
"MR. HOBBS,
LOTS OF KIDS AT MY SCHOOL

253
00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:35,547
"HAVE STAY-AT-HOME DADS.

254
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:36,984
"DO YOU THINK MORE DADS
ARE DOING THAT

255
00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:39,943
BECAUSE YOU PLAYED
SUCH A FUNNY ONE ON TV?"

256
00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:41,336
WOW, JOE.
THAT'S A REALLY GOOD QUESTION.

257
00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:42,990
IN YOUR CUTE LITTLE FACE.

258
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,731
I HAVE ONE.

259
00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:46,384
WHY DIDN'T THEY EVER
DO AN EPISODE

260
00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:50,040
WHERE DADDY MARRIES A MERMAID
UNDER THE SEA?

261
00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:52,347
BECAUSE HOW WOULD YOU SHOOT
A TV SHOW UNDER THE SEA?

262
00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:54,392
THAT WOULD BE MY FOLLOW-UP.

263
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,612
I NEED A FOLLOW-UP?

264
00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:03,227
OH, HEY, GUYS.
HOW WAS YOUR DATE?

265
00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:05,055
WE HAD THE BEST TIME.

266
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:07,754
YEAH.
WE WENT WHALE WATCHING.

267
00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:10,104
WE BOTH LOVE WHALES.

268
00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:14,499
ME AND YOUR MOM,
IT WAS PLANKTON.

269
00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:16,588
- COOL.
- I'LL GO GET US SOME SNACKS.

270
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,155
THANKS, THANKS.

271
00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:21,376
UH, IN WHALE, THEY WOULD SAY...

272
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:31,778
NOW EMILY'S DOING
A BEAUTIFUL HUMPBACK.

273
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:35,303
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THIS CLOWN IS DOING.

274
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:39,133
LET'S JUST GET BACK
TO OUR GAME OF GOLF.

275
00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:43,093
HEY, THAT'LL WORK.

276
00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:44,747
OKAY.

277
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,793
- THAT'S A GOOD SWING, SIR.
- THANK YOU.

278
00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,272
OH, BUT WITH THE CONTROLLER,
YOU GET EXTRA DISTANCE

279
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:49,665
WHEN YOU EXAGGERATE
THE FOLLOW-THROUGH.

280
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,188
THE FOLLOW-THROUGH, YEP.

281
00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:53,538
YOU GOT TO FINISH
WHAT YOU START.

282
00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:55,279
YOU PLAY A LOT
OF VIDEO GOLF?

283
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:56,977
ACTUALLY, I PREFER
TO GET OUT ON THE COURSE.

284
00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:58,369
I'M CAPTAIN
OF THE GOLF TEAM AT SCHOOL.

285
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,763
- REALLY?
- YES, SIR.

286
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:03,723
UH, FIRST OFF,
JUST SQUARE UP YOUR SHOULDERS.

287
00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:04,767
YEAH, YOU'VE GOT TO
SQUARE THEM UP

288
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,595
LIKE A BOX, ALL RIGHT?

289
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:10,164
OKAY.

290
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,861
GREAT SHOT.

291
00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:14,908
LOOK AT THIS!
THIS BALL WENT 300 YARDS!

292
00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:16,605
THIS KID IS AWESOME.

293
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,867
WELL, THANK YOU, SIR.

294
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,347
YOU CALL ME DAVID.

295
00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:20,914
"DAVID"?

296
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:24,091
I HAVE NO IDEA
HOW TO STOP THIS.

297
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:26,397
DAD, MATTHEW DIDN'T COME HERE
TO PLAY GOLF WITH YOU.

298
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,008
BIRDIE!
YES!

299
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,226
OOH!

300
00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:32,055
OOH--UH, UM...

301
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,230
I, UH--SORRY.

302
00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:36,059
I THOUGHT WE WERE
DOING THE BIRDIE.

303
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,721
THIS IS A SWEET JAM.
I LOVE THIS SONG.

304
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:48,376
ME TOO.
I DOWNLOADED IT.

305
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:49,681
ALL RIGHT, READY?

306
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:53,424
CROSS OVER.
- OKAY.

307
00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:55,644
THIS IS SO WRONG.

308
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,994
YET ODDLY HYPNOTIC.

309
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,652
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

310
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,828
IT'S MATTHEW'S FAULT.

311
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,441
HEY!
I'M THINKING ABOUT WEARING THIS

312
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,487
TO THE FAN CLUB EVENT TONIGHT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

313
00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:14,271
OOH, I LIKE IT.

314
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,708
MAKES ME WONDER,
"HOW'S THE VEAL?"

315
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,495
"WHAT ARE THE SPECIALS?"

316
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:23,063
HEY, GUESS WHOSE GOT A TEE-TIME
AT RIVIERA THIS WEEKEND.

317
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:24,281
YOU AND ME.

318
00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:25,282
NOPE.
ME AND MATTHEW.

319
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:26,762
WHY DO I EVEN
COME OVER HERE?

320
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,285
TO GET AWAY FROM YOUR WIFE.

321
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:31,245
YEAH, YOU RIGHT ABOUT THAT.

322
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,812
HEY!

323
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:34,552
HOW'S MY DAUGHTER
AND HER WHALE-LOVING,

324
00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:36,293
CAPTAIN OF THE GOLF TEAM
BOYFRIEND?

325
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:37,860
IT'S OVER WITH MATTHEW.

326
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:39,644
I NEVER WANT TO SEE
HIS FACE AGAIN.

327
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:41,733
OOH.

328
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,649
YOU GONNA HAVE A HOUSE
FULL OF TEARS AND DRAMA.

329
00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:49,219
I'LL BE OKAY.

330
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:54,007
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
CAN I HAVE THAT RED VELVET?

331
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,618
THE RED VELVET ONE.

332
00:13:56,748 --> 00:14:00,622
YEAH, LET ME GET THAT ONE.

333
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:03,799
I HAVE TO GET ANOTHER FRIEND.
THIS IS--

334
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,498
EMILY, CAN WE TALK
ABOUT THIS?

335
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:09,979
LOOK, I KNOW THAT WE'RE BOTH
HURTING RIGHT NOW,

336
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:13,374
BUT I JUST NEED
TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED.

337
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:15,376
HELLO?
I'M HOME.

338
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:19,336
MOM!

339
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,295
MATTHEW!

340
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,601
OH, NO, HE DIDN'T.

341
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:25,821
OH, THAT'S TERRIBLE.

342
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,823
HE SAID I...

343
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:28,911
WELL, DID YOU TELL HIM THAT?

344
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:32,001
DAD!

345
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,046
DAVID.

346
00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:34,351
ME? WHAT?

347
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:37,877
I DIDN'T--THIS IS--WHALES.

348
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,443
WE DON'T UNDERSTAND
A WORD YOU JUST SAID.

349
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,793
WELCOME TO MY WORLD.

350
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,317
EMILY TEXTED MATTHEW
AND BROKE UP WITH HIM.

351
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:46,581
SHE IS CONVINCED
THAT HE LIKES YOU MORE THAN HER.

352
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:47,930
OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

353
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:49,714
HONEY, YOU'RE JUMPING
TO CONCLUSIONS.

354
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:50,715
HE MADE A CD.

355
00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:51,978
SEE THAT?
HOW ROMANTIC.

356
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:53,501
IT'S FOR YOU, DAD!

357
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,807
IT IS NOT.

358
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,635
"DAVID'S SWEET JAMS."

359
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,681
REALLY?
I MEAN, REALLY?

360
00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,988
NO, EMILY, EMILY.

361
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:04,642
PLEASE, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?
- SWEETIE.

362
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,427
DAVID, YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH,
OKAY?

363
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,211
LEAVE THE POOR CHILD BE.

364
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:11,127
I LOVE BEING GOOD COP.

365
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,305
I BROKE THEM UP, AMY.

366
00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:17,438
I STOLE EMILY'S BOYFRIEND.

367
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,309
I'LL TELL YOU,
IT'S NOT FAIR.

368
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,094
I DON'T KNOW WHY
MY OVERWHELMING APPEAL

369
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:23,400
HAS TO HURT MY DAUGHTER.

370
00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,054
YOU DIDN'T STEAL HIM.

371
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:26,273
OH, I STOLE HIM.

372
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:27,622
SHE NEVER STOOD A CHANCE.

373
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,450
HONEY, HE'S BEEN A FAN
FOR A LONG TIME.

374
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,321
OH, NO, NO, NO.

375
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:34,542
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU'RE RIGHT.

376
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,892
THIS KID WAS USING EMILY
TO GET TO ME.

377
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,633
HONEY, THEY'RE KIDS.
THEY'RE KIDS.

378
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:39,764
IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.
IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT.

379
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,331
NO, YOU DON'T SEE IT, AMY.

380
00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:43,638
I'M TELLING YOU,
THIS BOY'S BEEN PLOTTING THIS.

381
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,422
HE'S BEEN WAITING FOR EMILY
TO GET OLD ENOUGH

382
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:48,164
SO THAT HE COULD DATE HER
SO HE COULD COME TO OUR HOUSE

383
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,993
AND RUB ELBOWS
WITH AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD.

384
00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:52,734
OKAY, OKAY.
WE'LL GO WITH THAT.

385
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,431
THIS KID,
HE BROKE MY DAUGHTER'S HEART.

386
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:55,998
AND NOBODY BREAKS
MY LITTLE GIRL'S HEART.

387
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:57,347
- NOBODY.
- I'M GONNA TAKE THIS PUNK DOWN.

388
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:58,653
TAKE HIM DOWN, DAVID.

389
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,133
I'M GONNA HIT HIM
WHERE HE LIVES, HONEY.

390
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:02,222
I'M GONNA DEPRIVE HIM
OF THE THING HE LOVES MOST--ME.

391
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:04,180
YOU HIT HIM HARD, DAVID.
YOU HIT HIM HARD.

392
00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:06,530
- I'M GONNA TEXT HIM.
- YOU TEXT HIM.

393
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:10,317
WAIT, WHAT?

394
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:11,971
ALL RIGHT.

395
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:17,324
"DON'T SHOW YOUR FACE
AT THE FAN CLUB TONIGHT.

396
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:22,894
I NEVER WANT
TO SEE YOU AGAIN."

397
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:25,027
ALL RIGHT.

398
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:30,467
WHOA.
I JUST TOOK A PICTURE.

399
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:32,165
WELL, NOW I KNOW HOW
TO DO THAT.

400
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:33,296
OH, COOL.

401
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,385
ALL RIGHT, AND SEND.

402
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,213
- AND YOU SEND IT, DAVID.
- ALL RIGHT.

403
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,041
OKAY, NOW TAKE
A PICTURE OF US.

404
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,830
AND THEN ON THE SECOND TAKE,
WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR,

405
00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:48,920
MARCUS, WHO WAS CONSTANTLY
PULLING PRANKS,

406
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:53,316
WAS STANDING THERE IN A FULL
SAMURAI OUTFIT WITH THE SWORD.

407
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:54,883
HE WAS DOING THAT
ALL THE TIME BECAUSE HE LIKED

408
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,016
TO KEEP IT, YOU KNOW,
LIGHT AND EASY ON THE SET.

409
00:16:57,146 --> 00:17:00,323
UM, I-I DON'T KNOW
WHERE HE IS, GUYS.

410
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,064
I-I HOPE HE'S OKAY.

411
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,153
I'M SURE THAT YOU FOLKS
WOULD REALLY LIKE TO HEAR

412
00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:06,808
FROM THE HEAD WAITER.

413
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:09,941
COMPASSIONATE AND COMEDIC.

414
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:14,511
YOU ARE TRULY
THE FASCINATING MR. HOBBS.

415
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,687
WELL, IT PAINS ME TO SAY THIS,
BUT WE ONLY HAVE TIME

416
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,994
FOR A FEW MORE QUESTIONS.

417
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,909
GO AHEAD, JOE.
ASK YOUR QUESTION.

418
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,216
OH, UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MY SON JOE.

419
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:29,091
OKAY.

420
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,485
A LOT OF MY FRIENDS
HAVE STAY-AT-HOME DADS.

421
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:35,271
DO YOU THINK THAT'S BECAUSE YOU
PLAYED SUCH A FUNNY ONE ON TV?

422
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:40,537
SUCH AN INSIGHTFUL QUESTION.

423
00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:42,713
ONE I'D WISHED
I'D ASKED MYSELF.

424
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:43,932
WHY?

425
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,936
BECAUSE I'M CUTE.

426
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,633
UH, JOE,
DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION?

427
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:52,288
UM...

428
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,595
WILL THERE GONNA BE CAKE?

429
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,640
MERMAIDS?

430
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,120
HEY, I'M CUTE TOO.

431
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:03,952
YES, YOU ARE.

432
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,651
AND THAT'S
A VERY HANDSOME CAPE.

433
00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:10,045
I HAVE A QUESTION.

434
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,613
IT'S MATTHEW PEARSON!
I'M CALLING SECURITY.

435
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:13,918
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.

436
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:16,573
WHOA, YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE.

437
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:18,184
WHAT'D YOU THINK,
YOU WERE JUST GONNA

438
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,534
COME IN HERE AND ASK ME WHAT?

439
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:22,623
HOW I STAY
IN SUCH FANTASTIC SHAPE

440
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:25,669
WITH A TOUGH,
GRUELING SHOOTING SCHEDULE?

441
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,018
HOW DARE YOU!

442
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:30,326
IT WAS SPINNING, BY THE WAY.

443
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,023
ACTUALLY, SIR, MY QUESTION'S
FOR YOUR DAUGHTER.

444
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,113
EXCUSE ME?

445
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:36,419
WHY DID YOU
BREAK UP WITH ME, EMILY?

446
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,769
BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY
LIKE MY DAD MORE THAN ME.

447
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:42,251
NO. I DON'T.

448
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:44,253
LOOK, I'M NOT REALLY A FAN.

449
00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:46,995
OKAY, I DON'T EVEN WATCH
"SEE DAD RUN."

450
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,693
CUT HIS MIC!
CUT HIS MIC!

451
00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:52,087
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS
TO SIT THROUGH ALL 200 EPISODES

452
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,523
OF THAT THING IN ONE WEEK?

453
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:56,657
WHY IS HIS MIC NOT BEING CUT,
KEVIN?

454
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,311
I ONLY DID IT
BECAUSE I LIKE YOU SO MUCH

455
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:01,183
I WANTED TO IMPRESS YOUR DAD.

456
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:03,925
THAT IS SO ROMANTIC.

457
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,840
OH, NOW I GET IT, DAD.

458
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:09,235
MATTHEW WAS USING YOU
TO GET TO ME.

459
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:12,238
I CAN SEE THAT.

460
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:14,457
AND THE CD HE MADE
WAS JUST A PLOY.

461
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,329
I GET IT.

462
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:18,418
I BET HE EVEN
LET YOU WIN AT FAKE GOLF.

463
00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:21,638
THAT'S ENOUGH
INTO THE MIC, YOUNG LADY.

464
00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:23,292
BRAVO.

465
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:25,164
WHAT A COMPELLING
HOBBSIAN MOMENT

466
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:28,819
BETWEEN FATHER AND DAUGHTER.

467
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:30,908
WAIT!
OH, WAIT.

468
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,301
WHAT DID I DO TO YOU, DAVID?

469
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:33,607
HUH?
- WHAT?

470
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:35,478
HOW COME YOU DON'T WANT
TO SEE MY FACE?

471
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,088
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- LOOK, LOOK.

472
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,961
"I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE
AT THE FAN CLUB TONIGHT.

473
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:42,050
I DON'T EVER WANT
TO SEE YOU AGAIN."

474
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,618
WITH A PICTURE
OF YOU TWO MOCKING ME.

475
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,837
MARCUS.
MARCUS.

476
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,926
THAT WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU.
THAT WAS MEANT FOR MATTHEW.

477
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,102
MATTHEW?

478
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,540
I KNEW YOU WOULD
NEVER SAY THAT TO ME.

479
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,455
UM, I WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE
EARLIER, PEOPLE,

480
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:58,284
BUT I HAD CAR TROUBLE.

481
00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:00,938
THAT'S WHY I'M CRYING,
TRYING TO GET HERE.

482
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:06,205
UM, MAKE SURE YOU
CHANGE YOUR OIL, PEOPLE.

483
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:07,336
YOU HEAR THAT, MATTHEW?
HUH?

484
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:08,642
DAVID NEVER WANTS...

485
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:11,166
TO SEE YOUR FACE AG--

486
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,734
NOW YOU CUT THE MIC?

487
00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:15,431
COME ON!

488
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:19,348
NICE SWING, KENNY.

489
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,220
YAY!
BIRDIE!

490
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:23,613
HEY, JANIE.
WHO'S YOUR NEW FRIEND?

491
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,572
KENNY.
HE LIVES DOWN THE STREET.

492
00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,704
OH, WELL, HEY,
WHY DON'T YOU, UH,

493
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,140
TELL ME SOMETHING
ABOUT YOURSELF?

494
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:32,187
HE LOVES YOUR SHOW, DADDY.
IT'S HIS FAVORITE.

495
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:33,536
I'M NOT BUYING IT, KENNY.

496
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:34,972
YOU'RE NOT GONNA CHARM YOUR WAY
INTO THIS HOUSE

497
00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:35,973
BY KISSING UP TO ME.

498
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:39,281
YOU'RE FUNNY.

499
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:40,717
REALLY?
YOU THINK I'M FUNNY?

500
00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:41,544
YEAH.