1
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WAIT--NO, NO.
THAT WAY A LITTLE BIT.

2
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R-RIGHT.
BACK THIS WAY--GOOD.

3
00:00:12,403 --> 00:00:13,839
OKAY, THANK YOU.
PERFECT, PERFECT.

4
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KEVIN, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, BIG JOHN.

5
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HIS NAME IS BIG BOB.

6
00:00:18,235 --> 00:00:19,889
YOU'VE BEEN CALLING HIM
BIG JOHN FOR TEN YEARS.

7
00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:20,890
REALLY?

8
00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,849
I GOT THE BIG PART RIGHT. OKAY.

9
00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:25,634
FAMILY, WHERE ARE YOU?
COME ON OUT FROM WHEREVER

10
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YOU ARE, I'VE GOT
A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

11
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- IS IT A PUPPY?
- WE GOT A PUPPY?

12
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I LOVE PUPPIES.

13
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PLEASE DON'T BE A PUPPY.

14
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NO, NO.
IT' MY CHAIR FROM THE TV SHOW.

15
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A PUPPY WOULD
HAVE BEEN BETTER.

16
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AH, GUYS.
I HEARD THEY WERE TEARING DOWN

17
00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:43,043
THE {\an8}<i>SEE DAD RUN</i> SET--

18
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I-I HAD TO GO AND
GET THIS THING.

19
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WHOA, WAIT.
YOU WENT AND GOT IT?

20
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[laughter]

21
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WHY ARE WE LAUGHING?

22
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I'M NOT SURE.

23
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YEAH, NEITHER AM I.

24
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I THINK THEY WERE LAUGHING AT
YOUR EXPENSE, DAVID,

25
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AND THAT'S WHY
I DIDN'T JOIN IN.

26
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COME ON, HONEY.

27
00:01:01,278 --> 00:01:03,802
YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, YOU'RE NOT
EXACTLY THE DO-IT-YOURSELF TYPE.

28
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FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS, YOUR
CREW DID EVERYTHING FOR YOU.

29
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YOU EVEN HAD A GUY
YOU BREATHED ON TO CHECK

30
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THE FRESHNESS OF YOUR BREATH.

31
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THAT WAS FOR KISSING SCENES,
AND NOW MY UNCLE FRANK

32
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IS OUT OF A JOB--
YOU HAPPY NOW?

33
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OKAY, OKAY.

34
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GUYS, DO YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?

35
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I DON'T THINK YOU APPRECIATE
THE SERIOUSNESS OF THE MOMENT.

36
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WHAT'S IN THIS LIVING ROOM
RIGHT NOW, EVERYBODY,

37
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IS A PIECE OF AMERICAN
POP CULTURE.

38
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MM-HMM, AND WHERE EXACTLY DO
YOU PLAN ON KEEPING THIS PIECE

39
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OF...POP CULTURE?

40
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RIGHT HERE IN THE LIVING ROOM,
WHERE EVERYBODY CAN SEE IT.

41
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- RIGHT HERE?
- YEAH.

42
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WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT?

43
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COOL.

44
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MAN, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY
PUNCH LINES THAT I WROTE

45
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THAT YOU DELIVERED
IN THIS CHAIR?

46
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358 GOLDEN ZINGERS.

47
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THAT'S RIGHT, AND I WOULD SIT
BACK, CRACK A CLASSIC JOKE,

48
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AND RECLINE.

49
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SURE, I'D LIKE TO DRIVE THREE
HOURS TO SPEND THE WEEKEND

50
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WITH MY MOTHER-IN-LAW.

51
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NOT!
[laughter]

52
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KATIE, HIGH SCHOOL CALLED.

53
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THEY WOULD LIKE THEIR
SNARKY ATTITUDE BACK.

54
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[laughter]

55
00:02:01,643 --> 00:02:06,996
SO I SAID, "I'M THE MAN OF
THE HOUSE, AND WHAT I SAY GOES."

56
00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,432
SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME,
ISN'T SHE?

57
00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:10,042
[laughter]

58
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GUYS, LET'S NOT RUB THINGS
AT THE SAME TIME.

59
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IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD.

60
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WELL, IT, UH, DOESN'T
REALLY GO WITH...ANYTHING.

61
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BUT SINCE IT MEANS SO MUCH TO
YOU, I WILL TRY TO MAKE IT WORK.

62
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OH, HONEY,
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

63
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OH, COME ON, GUYS!
LET'S CELEBRATE.

64
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LINE.

65
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WAIT FOR IT.

66
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WELL, FAMILY,
THIS IS NOW

67
00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:40,638
OFFICIALLY MY SECOND FAVORITE
SEAT IN THE HOUSE.

68
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RAT!

69
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[all scream]

70
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NO!

71
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[upbeat music]

72
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♪

73
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REALLY?
$1,000 FOR ONE RAT?

74
00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:19,938
THIS IS A BIG HOUSE.

75
00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:22,811
THOSE BEADY LITTLE EYES
COULD BE ANYWHERE.

76
00:03:22,941 --> 00:03:24,769
NEVER LOOK INTO A RAT'S EYE.

77
00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:27,032
THEY'RE BLACK AND DEAD.

78
00:03:27,163 --> 00:03:30,775
LIKE A DOLL'S EYE.

79
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AND BY THE LOOK OF
THESE DROPPINGS,

80
00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:36,216
THIS AIN'T NO
ORDINARY RAT, NO.

81
00:03:36,346 --> 00:03:38,261
YOU GOT YOURSELF
A NORWEGIAN RED.

82
00:03:38,392 --> 00:03:41,786
THAT'S A MEAN RAT,
AND SMART, TOO.

83
00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:45,050
THIS CHAIR MAY BE CLEAR,
BUT WHERE THERE'S ONE,

84
00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:47,139
THERE'S SURELY MORE TO FOLLOW.

85
00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:50,317
YOU FOLLOW?

86
00:03:50,447 --> 00:03:53,842
GUESS WE'RE GOING
TO NEED A BIGGER BOAT.

87
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I DON'T FOLLOW.

88
00:03:55,365 --> 00:03:57,454
REALLY? {\an8}<i>
JAWS?</i>

89
00:03:57,585 --> 00:04:01,632
THAT'S NOT WHAT
YOU'RE GOING FOR HERE?

90
00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:04,418
OKAY, UH, LISTEN, I THANK
YOU FOR COMING OUT,

91
00:04:04,548 --> 00:04:05,984
BUT THAT'S TOO MUCH MONEY,
SQUINT, REALLY.

92
00:04:06,115 --> 00:04:07,986
- ALL RIGHT!
- JEEZ.

93
00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:10,032
I'LL MAKE IT 500.

94
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JUST BECAUSE ME AND BIG RED,
WE'VE GOT A SCORE TO SETTLE.

95
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YEAH, I DON'T THINK SO BUT
I APPRECIATE YOUR TIME.

96
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I REALLY DO.

97
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♪ FAREWELL AND ADIEU
TO YOU FAIR SPANISH LADIES ♪

98
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SO DID HE CATCH HIM?

99
00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:26,788
NO, HE DIDN'T.
BUT GUESS WHO'S GONNA.

100
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THIS GUY.

101
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[laughter]
- GOOD ONE, DAD.

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DAVID, HONEY, I APPRECIATE
WHAT YOU'RE GOING FOR HERE,

103
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BUT IS THIS THE BEST TIME TO
BECOME A DO-IT-YOURSELF GUY?

104
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WELL, I KNOW YOU GUYS
ARE ALL LAUGHING AT THIS,

105
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AND IT'S FUNNY TO YOU, BUT
I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU THAT,

106
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WHEN YOU HAVE A PROBLEM,

107
00:04:42,412 --> 00:04:44,501
YOU JUST DON'T THROW MONEY
AT IT.

108
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YOU FIX IT.
YOU DO IT YOURSELF.

109
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HMM.

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- DAD...
- YEAH?

111
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EVEN THOUGH
I'M TOTALLY SKEEVED BY RATS,

112
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THEY'RE STILL LIVING,
FEELING CREATURES.

113
00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:55,904
AND AS A MEMBER OF H.A.T.,
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE

114
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YOU DO THIS HUMANELY.

115
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H.A.T.?

116
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HELPING ANIMALS TOGETHER.

117
00:05:04,869 --> 00:05:06,871
ANIMAL RIGHTS GROUP
I JOINED AT SCHOOL?

118
00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:08,612
OH, YES.

119
00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:11,006
OKAY, I WILL TAKE CARE OF
THIS--THIS RAT HUMANELY.

120
00:05:11,136 --> 00:05:12,616
OKAY?
- THANKS, DAD.

121
00:05:12,747 --> 00:05:15,532
BOY, SO MANY GROUPS
AND CLUBS AND...

122
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HEY DAD?
WHAT DID EMILY MEAN BY HUMANELY?

123
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OH, SHE JUST DIDN'T
WANT IT TO SUFFER,

124
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SO I'M JUST GOING TO SNAP
ITS LITTLE RAT NECK

125
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AND BE DONE WITH IT.

126
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OOH, WHEN YOU DO SNAP
ITS LITTLE RAT NECK,

127
00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:27,892
CAN I SEE IT?

128
00:05:28,023 --> 00:05:30,591
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE
SOMETHING LIKE THAT, JANIE?

129
00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:32,244
MY FRIEND CHARLOTTE'S
SEEN TWO DEAD THINGS,

130
00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:35,378
AND I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY.

131
00:05:35,509 --> 00:05:37,032
WELL, WE CAN'T HAVE
THAT NOW, CAN WE?

132
00:05:37,162 --> 00:05:38,425
ONE DEAD RAT, COMING UP.

133
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THANKS, DADDY.

134
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OOH!

135
00:05:50,785 --> 00:05:52,613
HEY!

136
00:05:54,702 --> 00:05:56,007
THAT WAS PRETTY COOL.

137
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OKAY, THE TRAPS ARE SET ON
THE YARD AND THE PATIO.

138
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EXCELLENT.

139
00:06:00,229 --> 00:06:02,536
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

140
00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:07,018
LET ME GUESS, YOU'RE
THE EX-TERMINATOR.

141
00:06:09,804 --> 00:06:10,935
YUP.

142
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VERY GOOD, JOE.

143
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WHY DON'T YOU GO UPSTAIRS AND
CHECK FOR RAT DROPPINGS, OKAY?

144
00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:16,593
DROPPINGS?

145
00:06:16,724 --> 00:06:19,466
RAT POOP.
THEY LOOK LIKE CHOCOLATE RICE.

146
00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:23,687
I LOVE CHOCOLATE.
AND RICE.

147
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YEAH, THAT'S NOT GOING
TO END WELL.

148
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[chuckles]

149
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OKAY.

150
00:06:32,174 --> 00:06:34,394
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR LITTLE
DO-IT-YOURSELF PROJECT

151
00:06:34,524 --> 00:06:35,917
IS WELL UNDERWAY, HUH?

152
00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:37,222
HOW MUCH DID ALL THIS
SET YOU BACK?

153
00:06:37,353 --> 00:06:39,007
NOTHING.
50 BUCKS.

154
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[cash register dings]

155
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[screams]

156
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SORRY, IT WAS JUST THE CHAIR.

157
00:06:54,805 --> 00:06:56,416
KEVIN, I ALREADY PUT ONE
UNDER THE COUCH.

158
00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:57,547
OH, WHERE?
[mouse trap snaps]

159
00:07:00,245 --> 00:07:02,509
FOUND IT!

160
00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:06,295
[cash register dings]

161
00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,471
LOOK AT THAT.
SEE THE SONAR DEVICE?

162
00:07:08,602 --> 00:07:10,255
WHAT THIS DOES IS IT EMITS
A HIGH-FREQUENCY SOUND

163
00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:11,996
THAT ONLY RATS CAN HEAR.

164
00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:14,434
AND WHAT IT DOES IS IT DRIVES
THEM OUT OF THEIR HIDING PLACES.

165
00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:16,914
NOW, LISTEN, LISTEN.

166
00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:21,571
[mouse trap snaps]

167
00:07:21,702 --> 00:07:24,008
WE GOT ONE!
- WHOO!

168
00:07:24,139 --> 00:07:27,055
ANYTHING DEAD?

169
00:07:27,185 --> 00:07:28,186
JUST MY TOENAIL.

170
00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:31,538
[cash register dings]

171
00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:32,843
COME ON, GUYS.

172
00:07:32,974 --> 00:07:35,280
CHARLOTTE'S MOM
RAN OVER A SKUNK.

173
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NOW SHE'S SEEN
THREE DEAD THINGS.

174
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AMATEURS.

175
00:07:44,638 --> 00:07:49,164
ALL RIGHT.
UPSTAIRS IS CLEAR.

176
00:07:49,294 --> 00:07:51,819
AND, JOE, SO IS YOUR NOSE.

177
00:07:51,949 --> 00:07:54,735
SHH, HEY. KITCHEN.

178
00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,830
[squeaking]

179
00:08:11,316 --> 00:08:13,928
SO, UM, HOW'S THE, UH,
HOW'S THE RAT THING GOING?

180
00:08:14,058 --> 00:08:14,929
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH MY CHAIR?

181
00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:16,147
- OH, THIS?
- YES.

182
00:08:16,278 --> 00:08:18,759
UH, OH, I WAS JUST
TRYING TO, UH, HELP YOU.

183
00:08:18,889 --> 00:08:21,588
- UH-HUH.
- LURE THE RAT IN THE CHAIR,

184
00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:23,546
BACK TO ITS HOME, OUTSIDE.
- OKAY.

185
00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:24,765
YEAH, YEAH.
I'M GOING WITH THAT.

186
00:08:24,895 --> 00:08:26,157
ALL RIGHT?
- [chuckling]

187
00:08:29,813 --> 00:08:30,988
[mouse trap snaps]

188
00:08:31,119 --> 00:08:32,120
YES!
GOT HIM.

189
00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,513
BOOM.
DEAD.

190
00:08:33,643 --> 00:08:34,688
THANK YOU.

191
00:08:34,818 --> 00:08:36,733
YOU GUYS DIDN'T THINK
I COULD DO IT.

192
00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:37,952
WHAT TO SEE IT?
IT'S REALLY DISGUSTING.

193
00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:39,780
OH, NO, NO.
NO THANKS, I'M GOOD.

194
00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:41,259
I GOT TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING, HONEY, YOU KNOW,

195
00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:44,001
AFTER BEING TREATED
LIKE TV ROYALTY FOR TEN YEARS,

196
00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:47,614
AND DESERVEDLY SO,
IT'S ACTUALLY,

197
00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:51,574
IT'S SO NICE TO DO SOMETHING
FOR MYSELF, YOU KNOW?

198
00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:55,404
HANG ON, I'M JUST GOING TO CALL
KEVIN TO GET RID OF THIS.

199
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,623
HEY DAD, DID YOU
GET THE RAT YET?

200
00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:58,842
HEY.
GOT IT ALL BY MYSELF, THANK YOU.

201
00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:00,322
- OH, YOU ALREADY CAUGHT IT?
- UH-HUH.

202
00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:02,063
WELL, WHEN I TOLD H.A.T. YOU
WERE GOING TO DO IT HUMANELY

203
00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:03,804
AND NOT JUST KILL IT,
THEY GAVE ME THIS

204
00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:05,545
CATCH-AND-RELEASE TRAP
SO YOU CAN SET HIM FREE.

205
00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:12,682
OH, YOU MEANT, HUMANELY CATCH
AND RELEASE HIM, AND NOT,

206
00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:16,207
HUMANELY SNAP
HIS LITTLE NECK.

207
00:09:16,338 --> 00:09:17,600
DAD, THAT WOULD BE AWFUL.

208
00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:19,080
OH, THAT'D BE HORRIBLE.

209
00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:23,127
- UNSPEAKABLE.
- YES, SO LET'S NOT.

210
00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:26,000
DAD, SINCE YOU'RE A CELEBRITY,
H.A.T. ASKED IF I COULD

211
00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:28,655
GET A PICTURE OF YOU WITH--
- ABSOLUTELY.

212
00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:31,614
WASN'T FINISHED.
WITH THE RAT IN THE CAGE

213
00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:34,312
TO HELP RAISE AWARENESS FOR
AN UPCOMING FUNDRAISER.

214
00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:37,141
I MEAN, AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD
NEXT TO THAT LITTLE RAT

215
00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:40,101
WOULD SAY, "RATS MATTER."

216
00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:43,452
THEY CERTAINLY DO MATTER. WHOA.

217
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,803
- UH-OH.
- THIS GUY'S REALLY ACTIVE.

218
00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,326
YOU KNOW WHAT, BABE, WHY DON'T
WE JUST WAIT UNTIL HE'S A LITTLE

219
00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:49,719
CALMER TO TAKE
THAT PICTURE, OKAY?

220
00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,025
WE DON'T WANT HIM RUNNING
ALL OVER THE PLACE.

221
00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:52,461
JUST LET ME KNOW
WHEN HE'S READY.

222
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,811
YOU GOT IT. OKAY.

223
00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:57,118
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE
GOING TO NEED A BIGGER BOAT

224
00:09:57,248 --> 00:10:00,469
AND A BREATHING RAT,
YOU FOLLOW?

225
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:04,778
♪ FAREWELL AND ADIEU
TO YOU FAIR SPANISH LADIES ♪

226
00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:11,480
THANK YOU FOR
INTERRUPTING MY DINNER.

227
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,700
SORRY, MARCUS.
I'M IN A REAL PINCH HERE.

228
00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:15,353
AMY AND EMILY WILL
BE HOME ANY MINUTE.

229
00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:17,660
NO, NO, NO, I MEAN THANK YOU
FOR INTERRUPTING MY DINNER.

230
00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:19,749
MY WIFE'S BIG SISTER'S
IN TOWN.

231
00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,229
WHEN I SAY BIG,
I DON'T MEAN OLDER.

232
00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:23,100
I MEAN {\an8}<i>BIG!</i>

233
00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:25,320
WHAT DID ANIMAL TRAINER
ANDY GIVE US?

234
00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:26,451
OKAY, {\an8}<i>VOILA!</i>

235
00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:27,670
YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES.

236
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,454
ALL RIGHT, UM,
THIS IS SEBASTIAN.

237
00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:31,543
HE'S $300.

238
00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:33,328
WHAT?
FOR A RAT?

239
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:34,634
HE HAS IMPRESSIVE CREDITS.

240
00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:38,028
{\an8}<i>CSI, JAG,</i> ALL
THE JACKIE CHAN MOVIES.

241
00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:41,162
DO YOU KNOW HE CAN DO
A FULL-BLOWN ROUNDHOUSE KICK?

242
00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:43,555
MARCUS, I JUST NEED TO TAKE
A PICTURE WITH IT FOR EMILY.

243
00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,122
I DON'T NEED IT TO KICK ASS.

244
00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:47,864
OKAY, WELL YOU MIGHT
WANT TO GO WITH HANK.

245
00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:50,345
HE'S NEW IN TOWN,
DOING MOSTLY THEATER.

246
00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:52,652
UM, ONE THING ABOUT HIM,
HE'S HARD TO WORK WITH.

247
00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,218
HE DOESN'T TAKE
DIRECTION VERY WELL.

248
00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:55,742
HE'S $100.

249
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:58,832
$100.

250
00:10:58,962 --> 00:10:59,571
YOU KNOW, I'VE SPENT
SO MUCH MONEY

251
00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:01,356
ON THIS WHOLE THING ALREADY.

252
00:11:01,486 --> 00:11:02,879
UM, OKAY, HERE'S WHAT
I'M GOING TO DO.

253
00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:03,967
I'M GOING TO BORROW HANK.

254
00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:05,795
I'M GOING TO BORROW HIM, OKAY?

255
00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:07,405
I'M GOING TO TAKE THE PICTURE,
AND WE'RE GOING TO RETURN HIM

256
00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,146
BACK TO ANIMAL TRAINER
ANDY, OKAY?

257
00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:11,322
HERE, PUT HIM IN THE CAGE.
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT, MM-HM.

258
00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:14,195
THERE'S NO WAY ON EARTH THAT
THESE HANDS GONNA TOUCH A RAT.

259
00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:16,414
MARCUS, DO IT.
PUT HIM IN THE CAGE.

260
00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:17,241
MARCUS, PUT HIM--
YOU BIG BABY.

261
00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:20,027
I'LL DO IT MYSELF.

262
00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:21,985
KEVIN!

263
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,424
THIS IS SO GREAT.

264
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:27,643
H.A.T. IS GOING TO LOVE IT.

265
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,297
NOW I JUST NEED
A PICTURE OF YOU--

266
00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:30,211
ABSOLUTELY.

267
00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:32,213
WASN'T FINISHED.

268
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:35,520
ACTUALLY RELEASING THE RAT
INTO THE WILD.

269
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:39,002
YES.
OF COURSE YOU DO.

270
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,743
BUT CAN SOMEONE ELSE
GO WITH YOU TO TAKE IT?

271
00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:42,876
I HAVE WAY TOO MUCH
TO DO FOR THE FUNDRAISER.

272
00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:45,095
I'LL GO.

273
00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:47,097
WELL, YES.
OF COURSE YOU WILL.

274
00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:50,710
DAD, YOU WANTED ME TO LEARN
TO DO THINGS FOR MYSELF.

275
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,146
SO, I'M READY.
I'M PUMPED.

276
00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:53,190
LET'S DO THIS.

277
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:56,367
OKAY, HE'S ASLEEP.

278
00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:58,892
AND HE'S DROOLING.
IT'S...IT'S OKAY.

279
00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,937
FINALLY.
WE'VE BEEN DRIVING AROUND

280
00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,504
FOR AN HOUR.

281
00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:04,114
YEAH, IT NEVER FAILS.
I LEARNED THAT LITTLE TRICK

282
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,900
ON A MUCH BELOVED EPISODE,
"DRIVING MISS BABY."

283
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,989
ALL RIGHT.
NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO

284
00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:11,165
IS PRETEND TO RELEASE THAT
LITTLE RAT INTO THE WILD

285
00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:13,384
AND HE'LL NEVER KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

286
00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:17,127
I WISH I COULD RELEASE MY WIFE
AND HER SISTER INTO THE WILD.

287
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:22,480
UNFORTUNATELY, THEIR NATURAL
HABITAT IS THE PIE BARN.

288
00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,569
HANK, HERE'S THE SCENE.

289
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:28,095
YOU'VE BEEN CORNERED, CAPTURED,
AND NOW YOU'RE GIVEN

290
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:31,054
A SECOND CHANCE.

291
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:34,144
TAKE A FEW TENTATIVE STEPS
TO FREEDOM.

292
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:37,017
THEN WE TAKE A PICTURE
AND WE'RE DONE, OKAY?

293
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:40,107
AND...

294
00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:42,022
ACTION.

295
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:46,504
COME ON, HANK. ACTION.

296
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:49,681
GO.
GO, GO, GO, GO. GO.

297
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:52,206
AND...THERE'S
YOUR MARK RIGHT THERE.

298
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:55,209
[phone snaps picture]

299
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:56,210
AND CUT.

300
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,690
GOOD, HANK.
BACK IN THE CAGE.

301
00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,083
NO, NO.
BACK IN THE CAGE, HANK.

302
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:01,128
COME ON.

303
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:02,390
NO, NO.
NOT IN THE ROAD, HANK.

304
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,739
NOT THE ROAD.
- HEY, HEY, HEY.

305
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,480
- HE'S ON THE FREEWAY.
- I SAID CUT!

306
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:07,395
DON'T DO IT, NO-NO-NO--
[truck horn blares]

307
00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:12,226
[cash register dings]

308
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:14,750
KEVIN.
KEVIN, IT WASN'T OUR FAULT.

309
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:15,882
OKAY?

310
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:18,449
ANIMAL TRAINER
ANDY WAS RIGHT.

311
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:21,148
HANK DID NOT TAKE
DIRECTION WELL.

312
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,280
DO YOU HAVE TO SAY
HIS NAME, DAVID?

313
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:26,153
COME ON.

314
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:27,154
COME ON.
YOU TOO, MARCUS?

315
00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:28,720
REALLY?

316
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:31,201
YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME.
QUIT IT.

317
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,594
HEY, GUYS.
DID I MISS IT?

318
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,378
UH, YEAH.

319
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:38,339
ONE SECOND, HE WAS HERE.
THE NEXT SECOND, HE WAS GONE.

320
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,123
GUYS, YOU SHOULD
HAVE WOKE ME UP.

321
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:43,518
- HEY, CAN I SEE THE PICTURE?
- YEAH.

322
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,302
OH, HE LOOKS SO HAPPY.

323
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,348
IT'S LIKE HIS WHOLE
LIFE'S IN FRONT OF HIM.

324
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:50,612
IN FRONT OF HIM?
TRAILING BEHIND HIM.

325
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:51,918
ALL OVER THE PLACE.

326
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,707
ALL RIGHT, JOE.
GOOD NIGHT.

327
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,100
HOW'D IT GO?

328
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:02,276
WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING
HE SLEPT THROUGH IT.

329
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:03,930
YOU GUYS DIDN'T THINK
I COULD KILL ONE RAT?

330
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,193
WELL, APPARENTLY
I CAN KILL TWO.

331
00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:07,672
YOU KILLED IT?

332
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:09,979
WELL, TECHNICALLY, IT WAS
A TRUCK THAT TOOK HIM.

333
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,415
WELL, TOO BAD
THAT TRUCK DIDN'T TAKE

334
00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:13,635
THE RAT'S FORMER HOME
WITH IT, BUT...

335
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,637
THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.

336
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:16,812
HEY, THAT'S MY CHAIR.

337
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:19,119
- HONEY.
- WAIT A MINUTE.

338
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,295
YOU PUT IT ON
A CELEBRITY AUCTION SITE?

339
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,340
HONEY, I HAVE TRIED
LIVING WITH THAT BEAST,

340
00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:27,301
BUT EVERY TIME I LOOK AT
IT MAKES ME SO SAD.

341
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:30,826
WAIT A MINUTE, COSBY'S
SWEATER WENT FOR TWO GRAND?

342
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,916
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS
JUST PRESS THIS LITTLE BUTTON

343
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:37,615
AND, DING-DONG,
THE CHAIR IS GONE.

344
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,530
- HEY, DAD.
- YES?

345
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,663
- HOW'D THE RELEASE GO?
- OH, IT WAS...

346
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,795
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
WE--WE OPENED THE CAGE,

347
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:47,147
AND THE LITTLE GUY
HIT THE ROAD.

348
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:50,846
WELL, YOU'RE NEVER
GOING TO BELIEVE THIS.

349
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,326
I EMAILED KEVIN'S
PICTURE TO H.A.T.,

350
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:53,631
AND THEY WANT TO HONOR YOU
AT OUR FUNDRAISER.

351
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,764
[laughs]
OH, MY...

352
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:01,683
OH, THAT'S NOT
NECESSARY, EMILY.

353
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,946
ARE YOU KIDDING?
YOU SO DESERVE THIS.

354
00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:05,600
I-I REALLY DON'T.

355
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,950
MOST PEOPLE WOULDN'T THINK
TWICE ABOUT KILLING A RAT.

356
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:11,736
SHE GOT THE TWICE
PART RIGHT.

357
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,695
AND I EVEN VOLUNTEERED
TO HAVE THE FUNDRAISER

358
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,915
RIGHT HERE AT OUR HOUSE--
IS THAT OKAY?

359
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:18,613
EH, OH, HEY.

360
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:21,659
HOW CAN I SAY NO?

361
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,096
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET'S, UH,

362
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:24,662
LET'S DO THIS.
RATS MATTER.

363
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,403
- YES, THEY DO.
- OKAY.

364
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:27,883
YEAH.

365
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,233
OOH.

366
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:31,713
OH, MY GOSH.

367
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:34,063
I SHOULD HAVE HIRED
THE EXTERMINATOR.

368
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:37,675
OH, COME ON.
DON'T WORRY, DAVID.

369
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,242
IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT.

370
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,679
IT WAS ASPHALT.

371
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:49,122
- MM, DAD?
- YEAH?

372
00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:50,906
I THINK
THE BURGER'S GONE BAD.

373
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,734
NO, JOE.
THAT'S A TOFU BURGER.

374
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,388
IT STARTED OUT BAD.

375
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:57,217
YOUR SISTER WANTED
VEGETARIAN FOOD HERE SO JUST

376
00:15:57,347 --> 00:16:01,525
CHOKE IT DOWN
WITH A SMILE, PLEASE.

377
00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:04,006
SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS DIDN'T
HAVE TO COME HERE.

378
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,791
WE CAME TO PAY OUR RESPECTS
FOR HANK.

379
00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:08,489
KEVIN, I TOLD YOU
NOT TO SAY HIS NAME.

380
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:11,231
IT'S TOO SOON.

381
00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:13,581
CAN I HAVE EVERYBODY'S
ATTENTION, PLEASE?

382
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:19,108
WELCOME TO OUR
ANNUAL FUNDRAISER.

383
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,415
FIRST, I'D LIKE
TO THANK ANIMALS

384
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:22,938
FOR GIVING US A CAUSE.

385
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:28,161
[applause]

386
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,815
AND EMILY HOBBS
FOR MAKING TODAY POSSIBLE.

387
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,469
[applause]

388
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,167
EMILY?

389
00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:41,609
IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE
TO INTRODUCE OUR HONOREE.

390
00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:44,133
AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD
AND AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL.

391
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:45,656
ESPECIALLY ME.
- THANK YOU, EMILY.

392
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:49,356
WASN'T FINISHED.

393
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:51,445
YOU ARE A SHINING EXAMPLE
FOR OUR CAUSE, DAD.

394
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:53,795
I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE
PROUD TO BE YOUR DAUGHTER.

395
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:55,927
SO, HATS OFF TO YOU,
DAVID HOBBS.

396
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,060
all: HATS OFF TO YOU.

397
00:16:58,191 --> 00:17:00,149
THE HATS OFF TO YOU.

398
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:03,500
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

399
00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:04,632
OKAY.
THANK YOU.

400
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:05,720
DAD, SAY SOMETHING.

401
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:06,938
UH, NO.
I DON'T THINK SO.

402
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:07,678
YOU ALWAYS LIKE
TO SAY SOMETHING.

403
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,376
NOT TODAY, HONEY.

404
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:11,073
SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH.
all: SPEECH, SPEECH...

405
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:13,597
THIS IS NOT
GOING TO END WELL.

406
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,338
OKAY.
UH, YES.

407
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:16,557
WELL, THANK YOU.

408
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:19,255
UM, WHEN EMILY,

409
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:21,910
UH, ASKED ME
TO DO THIS,

410
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,435
I-I REALIZED THAT
I COULD SAVE A RAT'S LIFE

411
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:28,699
AND HELP H.A.T.'S CAUSE
AT THE SAME TIME.

412
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,832
YOU KNOW, THIS WAY I COULD
KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.

413
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:33,226
[crowd gasps]

414
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:37,404
SEE, THAT IS WHY
ACTORS NEED WRITERS.

415
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,406
I GUESS THAT LITTLE GUY
TOLD ME THAT,

416
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:42,191
ON THE HIGHWAY OF LIFE,

417
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:45,673
WE ALL NEED
TO LEAVE OUR MARK.

418
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,588
HE CERTAINLY LEFT HIS.

419
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:52,245
SO, FOLKS, MAKE YOUR MARK BY
CATCHING RATS HUMANELY, LIKE ME.

420
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:55,813
BY USING A SONAR DEVICE,
YOU CAN DRIVE RATS

421
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:58,033
OUT OF THEIR
HIDING PLACES SAFELY

422
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:01,645
INTO CATCH-AND-RELEASE TRAPS.

423
00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:10,393
[mouse trap snaps]
[woman shrieks

424
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:14,484
I MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN
TO REMOVE A TRAP.

425
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:17,400
[mouse traps going off]
[people screaming]

426
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:23,014
OR FOUR.

427
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:26,148
DEAD RATS EVERYWHERE!

428
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:29,108
YOUR FRIENDS
ARE COMING, HANK.

429
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:35,679
ONE, TWO, THREE.

430
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:41,120
THREE AND A HALF DEAD THINGS.
IN YOUR FACE, CHARLOTTE.

431
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:44,514
FOLKS, DID I MENTION THAT ALL
THE, UH, ALL THE, YOU KNOW,

432
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:49,432
THE APPETIZERS ARE VEGETARIAN?

433
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:52,131
ALSO, I'LL BE PUTTING
THE CHAIR FROM MY TV SHOW

434
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:54,698
ON A CELEBRITY AUCTION SITE
AND ALL THE--ALL THE PROCEEDS

435
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:55,612
WILL BE GOING TO H.A.T.

436
00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:58,441
OH! AH HA HA!

437
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:01,705
YES, YES, YES, YES!
YOU AND...

438
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:04,534
OH, COME ON, PEOPLE.

439
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,841
ONE OF COSBY'S SWEATERS
SOLD FOR TWO GRAND.

440
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:10,018
SO AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE CHAIR
SHOULD BRING IN AT LEAST FIVE.

441
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,628
RIGHT?

442
00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:14,892
[cheers and applause]

443
00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:19,984
[cash register dings]

444
00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:23,640
[cash register dings]

445
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:28,776
OKAY, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA WHOA.

446
00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:30,691
A LITTLE TO THE RIGHT,
TO THE RIGHT, OKAY.

447
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,475
AND, STOP.

448
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:35,304
SURPRISE!
- OH!

449
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,350
YES!
OH, MY CHAIR.

450
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,873
IT'S BACK.

451
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:40,744
I FELT SO GUILTY BECAUSE
I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE IT,

452
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:41,615
SO I BOUGHT IT BACK.

453
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,617
OH.

454
00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:46,924
SO, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT
AND WATCH THE GAME WITH MARCUS

455
00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:49,536
AND SMOKE A CIGAR.

456
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,581
SMOKE?

457
00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,061
IN THE HOUSE?

458
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,629
JUST THIS ONCE, OKAY?

459
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:56,934
I'M GOING TO TAKE
THE KIDS TO A MOVIE.

460
00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:57,935
- OH, AMY.
- I LOVE YOU.

461
00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:00,808
OH! OH! BLESS YOU.

462
00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:02,897
OKAY, GO AWAY.

463
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:07,336
OH, LOOK AT THIS.

464
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,773
THIS CRAZY LITTLE WOMAN
EVEN CUT IT FOR ME.

465
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:12,646
OH, SHE'S ALL RIGHT.

466
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:14,561
AHH.

467
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,911
[doorbell rings]

468
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,086
OH.

469
00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:25,528
MARCUS!
YES, PERFECT.

470
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:27,661
THE CHAIR IS BACK,
THE GAME'S ABOUT TO START

471
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:28,836
AND WE CAN SMOKE
IN THE HOUSE.

472
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:30,925
IN THE HOUSE?

473
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:35,930
[fire roars]
WHOA.

474
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,975
THE CHAIR'S ON FIRE
BEHIND ME, ISN'T IT?

475
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,327
[cash register dings]