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HERE COMES RICKY.

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all: BOO!

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HOW WAS HOCKEY PRACTICE,
SON?

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GREAT, DAD.

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[canned laughter]

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SON, DID YOU FORGET
YOUR MOUTH GUARD?

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PSYCH, DAD!

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[both laugh]

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all: BOO!

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- THIS IS FUN. RICKY STINKS.
- [chuckles]

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WHY DOES RICKY STINK
AGAIN?

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WELL, HONEY,
BECAUSE AFTER {\an8}<i>SEE DAD RUN,</i>

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HE GOT A BIG HEAD

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AND HE WAS RUDE TO ALL OF US,
ESPECIALLY EMILY.

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YEAH, HE STARTED DOING MOVIES,
SELLING OUT CONCERTS,

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DATING GIRLS NAMED TAYLOR,
AND--

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AND SUDDENLY HE WENT
FROM RICKY ADAMS TO...

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all: [taunting]
RICKY ADAMS.

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OH, HERE HE COMES AGAIN!

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all: BOO!

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YOU'RE TEACHING THE KIDS
TO BOO RICKY?

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YEAH, HONEY, BUT NOW,
WE'RE DOING IT AS A FAMILY.

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OUR DISLIKE OF RICKY
IS BRINGING US CLOSER TOGETHER.

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all: BOO!

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DAVID, CAN I SEE YOU
IN THE KITCHEN?

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all: OOH!

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[upbeat music]

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♪

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DAVID, HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA
HOLD THIS GRUDGE AGAINST RICKY?

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I WOULDN'T CALL IT
A GRUDGE.

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WELL, EVERY TIME
HE CALLS TO APOLOGIZE,

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YOU SAY,
"HE'S DEAD TO ME."

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YOU KNOW,
THAT'S KIND OF A GRUDGE.

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HONEY,
THERE'S A VERY IMPORTANT BOND

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BETWEEN A TV DAD AND A TV SON,
AND HE BROKE IT.

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WELL, IN SOME STRANGE WORLD
THAT MAY BE TRUE.

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IN THE TV WORLD.

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YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME
ANYMORE, DO YOU?

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[laughs] DAVID,
JUST WATCH HOW YOU PLAY

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THE WHOLE TV SON DRAMA
IN FRONT OF YOUR REAL LIFE KIDS.

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OKAY?
THEY WATCH YOUR EVERY MOVE.

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OH, OKAY.

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JUST SO YOU KNOW,
JANIE DELETED

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MY {\an8}<i>TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE EPISODES</i>

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TO MAKE ROOM
FOR {\an8}<i>DORA THE EXPLORER,</i>

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SO SHE'S DEAD TO ME!

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AND THERE IT IS.
[clears throat]

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DAVID, COME ON,
WHY DON'T YOU CALL RICKY BACK?

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HE MISSES YOU. LISTEN.

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[answering machine beep]
- [on machine ] HEY, DAVID.

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IT'S RICKY.
CAN YOU CALL ME BACK, PLEASE?

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[answering machine beep]

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DAVID! RICKY AGAIN.

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HEY, IF YOU HAVE A CHANCE,
I'M AROUND.

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DAVID, PLEASE CALL MY SON
BACK. HE'S NOT EATING.

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MOM,
I'M ON THE PHONE!

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OOH.
MAMA, HE IS SUFFERING.

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BOO!
HEY, GUYS, GUESS WHAT?

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YOU ARE LOOKING
AT ONE OF THE NOMINEES

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FOR FRESHMAN
CLASS PRESIDENT.

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- OH! CONGRATULATIONS.
- OH, HONEY!

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- OH, MY GOSH, THAT'S SO GREAT.
- EMILY, THAT'S GREAT.

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YEAH,
HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE.

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I'M RUNNING AGAINST THE SON
OF SOMEONE ON DAD'S GRUDGE LIST.

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STAMOS?

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DANZA?

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[gasps]
KELLY RIPA?

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NO, IT'S XANDER MCGINLEY,
TED MCGINLEY'S SON.

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- OH, NO.
- TED MCGINLEY'S NOT

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ON MY GRUDGE LIST,
HE'S ON MY "DEAD TO ME" LIST.

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DAVID,
YOU GOTTA LET IT GO.

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AFTER WHAT HE DID
TO ME?

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AND THE 2008 WINNER
OF TELEVISION'S

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"DAD OF THE YEAR" IS...

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A TIE BETWEEN DAVID HOBBS
FROM {\an8}<i>SEE DAD RUN</i>

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AND TED MCGINLEY
FROM {\an8}<i>TED PLUS TEN.</i>

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[cheers and applause]

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THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.

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CONGRATULATIONS, TED.

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AFTER YOU.

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- OH!
- OH!

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OH!

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- OW! [grunts]
- [laughs]

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AH! AH! AH! AH!

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- AH!
- [winces]

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[breathing hard] WOW.
[laughs]

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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THIS IS TRULY AN HONOR.

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I'M DEEPLY BLESSED--
- HE BIT ME!

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I'M BLEEDING
FROM THE CALF.

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I JUST WANT TO--
I JUST WANT TO--

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WHY ARE YOU PUSHING ME?
I WANT TO THANK SOME PEOPLE.

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- THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
- I WANT TO THANK

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THE HAIR AND MAKEUP DEPARTMENT.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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YOU KNOW THAT I STILL GET
A DULL PAIN IN MY LEG

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WHENEVER IT RAINS?

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LISTEN, THIS IS MY CHANCE
TO GET BACK AT HIM.

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EMILY, PLEASE,
LET ME HELP YOU BEAT HIM.

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DAD, XANDER IS NOT TED.
HE'S A PERFECTLY NICE GUY.

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PLEASE, I WANT TO WIN
THIS ELECTION ON MY OWN MERIT.

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I--OKAY, I UNDERSTAND
THAT WINNING ON YOUR OWN MERIT

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IS VERY IMPORTANT...

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RIGHT AFTER DOING ANYTHING
THAT HUMILIATES TED MCGINLEY.

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MOM.

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CAN HE DO POSTERS
AND BUTTONS?

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FINE, POSTERS AND BUTTONS,
BUT THAT IS IT.

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HE BIT ME!

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ON NATIONAL TELEVISION!
HE BROKE THE SKIN!

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VOTE FOR MY SISTER.

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SHE PROMISES TO TREAT YOU
BETTER THAN SHE TREATS US.

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WELL, IT COULD'VE BEEN
A LOT WORSE.

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[dramatic music]

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[on TV] THIS IS
THE EMILY HOBBS STORY.

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AND HERE COMES WORSE.

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EMILY HOBBS,

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DAUGHTER OF AMERICA'S
NUMBER ONE DAD, DAVID HOBBS.

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FROM THE MOMENT
SHE ENTERED THIS WORLD,

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SHE WAS
A NATURAL BORN LEADER,

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SOMEONE WHO CARES
ABOUT HER SCHOOL,

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HER FAMILY, AND ANIMALS,
EVEN THE UGLY ONES.

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A VOTE FOR EMILY HOBBS
IS A VOTE FOR A BETTER TOMORROW.

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{\an8}<i>SEE DAD RUN</i> NOW AVAILABLE
ON DVD AND BLU-RAY.

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[cheers and applause]

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[dramatic chord]

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[thunder clap]

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[cheers and applause]

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VOTE XANDER MCGINLEY
AND WATCH THE MAGIC HAPPEN.

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[chuckles]

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[cheers and applause]

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- TED.
- DAVID.

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HOW'S THAT SCRAWNY CALF?

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STILL CARRY
THE MARK OF MCGINLEY?

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[laughs]
PLEASE.

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THOSE PORCELAIN VENEERS
BARELY BROKE THE SKIN.

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YOU EVER FIND THAT SIZE FIVE
LADY SHOE OF YOURS?

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[laughs]

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I SEE YOU KEPT
YOUR CURLY-HAIRED MAN BOY.

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MY ASSISTANT, TED.

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YEAH, TED.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

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I HAVE TO GO
MAKE NUMBER ONE...

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ON MY OWN.

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I'M SORRY.
I TRIED TO TALK MY DAD

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OUT OF MAKING THIS ELECTION
ABOUT HIM.

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I TRY TALKING MY DAD OUT
OF MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM.

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[laughs]

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OH, ADMIT IT, HOBBS.

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YOU DIDN'T DESERVE
TO SHARE THAT AWARD WITH ME.

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ON {\an8}<i>TED PLUS TEN,
I RAISED TEN TV KIDS,</i>

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WHILE YOU RAISED TWO.

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YOUR NEXT SHOW
SHOULD BE

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{\an8}<i>CALF BITER:
THE TED MCGINLEY STORY,</i>

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OR--OR, WAIT A MINUTE,
HOW 'BOUT

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{\an8}<i>TED MCGINLEY, OWNER
OF A FREAKISHLY SMALL HEAD,</i>

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WHICH I AM NOW CRUSHING.

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WELL, MINE'S
NOT AS SMALL AS YOURS.

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YEAH, YOU HAVE
A LITTLE PEANUT HEAD.

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REALLY? YOURS IS--
both: DAD!

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TRUST ME,
YOU BOTH HAVE HUGE HEADS.

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YEAH, UNCOOL, DAD.

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YEAH, SO UNCOOL.

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DAD, WHAT HAPPENED
TO POSTERS AND BUTTONS?

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[sighs] SORRY, EMILY.
XANDER, I APOLOGIZE.

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YEAH, ME TOO. DAVID,
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE END THIS,

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AND LET THE KIDS
HAVE THEIR ELECTION?

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SURE.

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[both grunt]

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HONEY,
I AM SO GLAD

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YOU FINALLY
LET THE MCGINLEY GRUDGE GO,

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WHICH LEADS US
TO RICKY.

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HONEY,
YOU'VE GOTTA FORGIVE HIM.

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IT'LL TEACH OUR KIDS
A VALUABLE LESSON.

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I JUST DON'T WANT
TO SEE HIS FACE RIGHT NOW.

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[knocking at the door]

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WHY AM I SEEING HIS FACE
RIGHT NOW?

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HE'S BEEN WAITING OUT THERE
ALL DAY.

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- WHAT?
- I THINK HIS MOTHER'S

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PARKED ACROSS THE STREET.
- HONEY, NO, NO, NO.

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I CAN'T BE THE BIGGER PERSON
TWICE IN ONE DAY.

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- SHH!
- I'M NOT OPRAH.

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HEY, RICKY BROUGHT CUPCAKES.

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THANK YOU...RICHARD.

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DAVID, I JUST WANTED
TO TELL YOU FACE-TO-FACE

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THAT I'M SORRY
ABOUT THE WAY I BEHAVED.

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BECOMING A CELEBRITY
CAN REALLY CHANGE YOU.

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I WAS ALL,
"YO, I'M RICKY ADAMS."

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SO I DROPPED
THE ENTOURAGE,

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I MOVED BACK HOME,
AND NOW MY MOM MANAGES ME.

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WHICH, IN RETROSPECT,
WAS PROBABLY A MISTAKE.

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both: BOO!

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HEY, HEY, HEY.
WE DO NOT BOO RICKY ANYMORE.

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WHY? IT BROUGHT US TOGETHER
AS A FAMILY.

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THERE GOES
"LET'S BOO RICKY" NIGHT.

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HEY, THAT'S OKAY.
I PROBABLY DESERVE THAT.

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[sighs]
HEY, THANKS FOR LETTING ME

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GET THIS OFF MY CHEST.

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HOLD ON, RICKY.

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I--OH!

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I DIDN'T MEAN THAT LITERALLY.

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- OH, YEAH. [chuckles]
- LISTEN,

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YOU MADE A MISTAKE
AND YOU LEARNED FROM IT.

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I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU BIT ME.

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I WOULD NEVER BITE YOU, DAVID.

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- OH! [laughing] OKAY. ALL--
- EMILY!

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HEY, LOOK, I FEEL TERRIBLE
ABOUT THE WAY I TREATED YOU,

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AND, UM, I HOPE THAT ONE DAY,
YOU CAN FORGIVE ME.

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BOO.

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ALL RIGHT, THIS IS EMILY'S
LAST CAMPAIGN DAY, GUYS,

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SO WE HAVE TO
COME UP WITH A PLAN

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BEFORE SHE GETS HOME,
OKAY?

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WHERE ARE WE
WITH THE UNIONS?

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STUDENT UNION REFUSES
TO OFFICIALLY BACK A CANDIDATE,

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BUT THE CROSSING GUARDS SAY
THAT THEY CAN

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GET THE CHESS CLUB
TO GO HOBBS.

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YOU KNOW, I DON'T TRUST
THE CHESS CLUB GUYS.

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TOO MANY HOURS ALONE
WITH NO FEMALE INTERACTION.

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I WAS CAPTAIN
OF THE CHESS CLUB.

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CHECK AND NO MATE.

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- DAD, I'M HOME.
- WELL, I GUESS

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EVERYBODY IN OUR BOOK CLUB
CAN AGREE THAT--

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THAT WALDO
IS IN A LOT OF PLACES.

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UH, IF YOU CAN
FIND HIM.

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RIGHT.
[laughter]

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OKAY.

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CAN WE JUST
SKIP PAST THE PART

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00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:24,188
WHERE I ACCUSE YOU ALL
OF NOT HAVING A BOOK CLUB,

226
00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:26,016
WHEN YOU'RE ACTUALLY PLANNING
SOME HAREBRAINED SCHEME

227
00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:29,106
FOR MY CAMPAIGN?

228
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:32,632
- UH, YES, MA'AM. [mumbling]
- YEAH. OH, MY GOD.

229
00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:36,200
I WAS REALLY NERVOUS.
I'M NOT A GOOD LIAR. I'M SORRY.

230
00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:37,462
I THOUGHT SO.

231
00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:38,638
SWEETIE, SIT DOWN.

232
00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:41,423
LOOK, I'M JUST
TRYING TO HELP YOU.

233
00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,512
I LOVE THE FACT
THAT YOU THINK

234
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,428
THE WORLD IS
ALL BUTTERFLIES AND RAINBOWS,

235
00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:48,125
BUT I KNOW
TED MCGINLEY,

236
00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:50,693
AND HIS SON
IS PROBABLY JUST LIKE HIM.

237
00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,956
THESE PEOPLE
WILL WIN AT ALL COSTS.

238
00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:57,047
IF YOU THINK THAT THEY'RE NOT
GONNA PULL SOMETHING,

239
00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:58,745
THEY'RE GONNA
MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOU.

240
00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,356
ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, DAD?

241
00:11:01,486 --> 00:11:03,314
THIS IS
REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME.

242
00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:06,448
YEAH, I KNOW, HONEY.
THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME.

243
00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:09,843
YOU HAVE TO FIGHT FIRE
WITH FIRE, OKAY?

244
00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:14,543
AND IF I'M WRONG...
IF I'M WRONG...

245
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,632
I WILL SHAVE MY HEAD.

246
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,808
WOW.

247
00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,375
YOU'RE SERIOUS?

248
00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:24,422
I CONSIDER MY HAIR
ONE OF MY CHILDREN...

249
00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,555
ONLY THEY'VE BEEN WITH ME LONGER
AND DON'T TALK BACK,

250
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,689
SO YES,
I'M PRETTY DAMN SERIOUS.

251
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:38,610
GET IN LINE AND TAKE A PICTURE
WITH AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD,

252
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:41,439
DAVID HOBBS,
AND VOTE EMILY HOBBS.

253
00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:45,835
ALL RIGHT, GOOD MAN.
ENJOY YOUR PHOTO. VOTE EMILY.

254
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:50,492
MCGINLEY
HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING.

255
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:54,888
BEAT IT, MAN BOY.

256
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:58,674
FINE, I'LL GO.

257
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:01,329
BUT I'M TAKIN' THIS
WITH ME.

258
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:10,599
NICE PHOTO BOOTH, HOBBS.
WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR HANDSHAKE?

259
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,254
I KNEW BETTER THAN TO TRUST
A SNAKE LIKE YOU, MCGINLEY.

260
00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:15,038
[beeps]

261
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,040
[photo snap]

262
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,346
HOW DO YOU EVEN
LOOK IN THE MIRROR,

263
00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:21,392
MR. "150 SHADES OF GREY HAIR"?

264
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:24,700
[laughs]
- MY HAIR IS NOT GREY.

265
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:25,962
[beeps]

266
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:28,965
[photo snap]

267
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:31,185
I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR EARS,
OLD MAN.

268
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:32,752
LOOK WHO'S TALKING,

269
00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:33,665
MR. "TED PLUS TEN POUNDS
TOO HEAVY

270
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,058
TO WEAR THOSE SKINNY JEANS."

271
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:36,712
OH, YEAH?
YOU GOT EAR ROPES.

272
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:37,757
- THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.
- HEY, HEY, HEY.

273
00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:38,453
both: NOT THE FACE.
NOT THE FACE.

274
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,890
[beeps]
[photo snap]

275
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:43,066
THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT, NO.

276
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,067
YOU WANT SOME OF THAT?
YOU WANT SOME MORE?

277
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:45,634
THIS IS GRAPPLING.

278
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:46,940
CAN I SPEAK WITH MY DAD?

279
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:49,769
JUST DON'T USE
ANY BIG WORDS.

280
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:52,815
CAN YOU BELIEVE
THAT GUY?

281
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,557
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I TRUSTED YOU, DAD.

282
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,864
YOU WERE WRONG
ABOUT THE MCGINLEYS.

283
00:12:57,994 --> 00:13:00,867
WAIT TILL YOU SEE
WHAT THEY PULLED.

284
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:05,045
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES.

285
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,093
I'M SORRY, EMILY.

286
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:12,269
I AM HUMILIATED.

287
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,795
BUT AFTER TONIGHT,
AT LEAST I WON'T BE ALONE.

288
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,321
OH, NO.
MY BABIES.

289
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:23,150
[beeps]
[photo snap]

290
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:32,376
DAD, IT'S TIME
TO FACE THE MUSIC.

291
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:34,204
WAY AHEAD OF YOU.

292
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:38,426
[screams]
DAD, YOU'RE HIDEOUS!

293
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:41,821
I MEAN--[chuckles]
DOESN'T LOOK THAT BAD.

294
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,084
WHAT AM I SAYING,
IT'S HORRIBLE!

295
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:49,306
EMILY, WE HAD A DEAL.
I WAS WRONG.

296
00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:51,874
NO, I WAS WRONG.
YOUR HEAD LOOKS LIKE A KNEE.

297
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:57,967
LISTEN, I GUESS
WITH ALL THE ENERGY

298
00:13:58,098 --> 00:14:02,798
I POURED INTO GETTING EVEN
WITH MCGINLEY,

299
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:06,715
I ENDED UP HURTING YOU,
AND AGAIN, I'M SORRY.

300
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,544
THAT GRUDGE,
DEAD TO ME.

301
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,763
I CAN SEE MY REFLECTION
IN YOUR HEAD

302
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,765
AND IT'S FREAKING ME OUT.

303
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:17,030
WOW, DAD,
YOU REALLY DID IT.

304
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,467
DADDY, YOU LOOK LIKE
THAT MOVIE STAR.

305
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:23,601
- BRUCE WILLIS?
- NO, E.T.

306
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:25,908
WELL, DAD, IF YOU CAN
SHAVE YOUR HEAD, SO CAN I.

307
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:27,475
ME TOO.

308
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:28,868
WHOA, UM--

309
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,260
HOLD IT!

310
00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,915
NOBODY'S SHAVING ANYTHING.

311
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:36,223
MOM'S RIGHT. I NEVER
WANTED IT TO GO THIS FAR.

312
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:38,790
ME NEITHER.
I TRIED, HONEY,

313
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,880
BUT I COULDN'T
GO THROUGH WITH IT.

314
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:46,929
BUT IF YOU STILL
WANT ME TO--

315
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,931
YOU DIDN'T
REALLY DO IT?

316
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,715
OH, THANK GOODNESS!
- OH.

317
00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:52,804
YOUR HAIR REALLY IS
YOUR BEST FEATURE.

318
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,938
[sighs]
- I KNOW.

319
00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:00,856
WELL, I SHAVED IT.
SOLIDARITY, DAVID.

320
00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:05,730
WHY DO YOU STILL
HAVE HAIR?

321
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:08,081
BALD CAP, KEVIN.

322
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:10,910
BAG OF HAIR, DAVID.

323
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:17,568
[doorbell rings]

324
00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:20,658
RICKY, PLEASE,
NOT NOW.

325
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,356
EMILY,
I JUST NEED A MINUTE.

326
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:25,663
I PROMISE YOU'LL WANT TO HEAR
WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.

327
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:31,278
- WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
- BEES.

328
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,628
WE'RE GONNA RELEASE THEM
WHEN XANDER GIVES HIS SPEECH.

329
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:36,326
OH. OH. I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GONNA TALK TO THEM?

330
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:38,502
OH, YEAH, OKAY.

331
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,374
[clears throat]
LISTEN, GUYS,

332
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:44,421
I MAY HAVE INADVERTENTLY
SET A BAD EXAMPLE, OKAY?

333
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:47,120
HOLDING A GRUDGE,

334
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:51,298
IT'S KIND OF LIKE
RELEASING A JAR OF BEES.

335
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:55,345
CHANCES ARE, YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT'S GONNA GET STUNG.

336
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:59,001
- OH, MY GOSH, HONEY.
- WOW, THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

337
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:01,264
WELCOME TO ELECTION DAY, FRESHMEN.

338
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:04,050
IT'S TIME TO HEAR FROM
YOUR CANDIDATES FOR PRESIDENT.

339
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:07,923
[cheers and applause]

340
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:10,230
- I'M SORRY.
- FOR WHAT?

341
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,058
THIS.
[snaps fingers]

342
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:13,624
[whistling count-off]

343
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:16,627
[marching band fanfare]

344
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:19,717
♪

345
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:22,894
I KNEW IT. I KNEW
I WASN'T WRONG. I KNEW IT.

346
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:25,245
♪

347
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,421
[whistling]

348
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,553
[music stops]

349
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:32,556
[cheers and applause]

350
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:35,342
YOU GET A T-SHIRT!
YOU GET A T-SHIRT!

351
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,083
EVERYBODY GETS A T-SHIRT!

352
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:38,127
[cheers and applause]
- I GOT ONE!

353
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:41,609
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
YEAH! [laughs] WHOO!

354
00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:45,134
- HONEY.
- I'M SORRY.

355
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:48,572
SUCKA.
[laughs]

356
00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:51,706
WOW, AMAZE ALERT!

357
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:54,665
AND NOW, EMILY HOBBS.

358
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:57,146
[applause]

359
00:16:57,277 --> 00:17:00,236
THANKS, ANNABELLE.

360
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,717
FELLOW CLASSMATES,
I WANT TO BE YOUR PRESIDENT

361
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,719
TO CHANGE THE WAY
THINGS RUN AROUND HERE.

362
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,373
IF WE WORK TOGETHER,
WE CAN HAVE

363
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:09,028
A STRONG AND POWERFUL
STUDENT UNION.

364
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:12,292
OH, SHE IS GONNA
GET SLAUGHTERED.

365
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:14,424
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
THAT CAN SAVE HER.

366
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:17,036
[whispering]
RELEASE THE BEES.

367
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:20,126
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
YOU LET HER DO THIS ON HER OWN.

368
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:22,128
I WANTED THIS ELECTION
TO BE FAIR,

369
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:25,348
BUT A SMART MAN
WITH A GREAT HEAD OF HAIR

370
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:29,526
ONCE TOLD ME THAT
PEOPLE DON'T ALWAYS PLAY FAIR.

371
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:32,225
SOMETIMES, PEOPLE TRY
TO GET THE BEST OF YOU,

372
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:35,315
BUT REALLY, THEY ONLY
MAKE YOU STRONGER.

373
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:37,447
KEVIN?

374
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:44,237
PLEASE WELCOME MY FRIEND,
RICKY ADAMS.

375
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,325
[Kelly Clarkson's {\an8}<i>Stronger</i>]
[cheers and applause]

376
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:46,804
BOOM.

377
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:49,329
♪ THINK YOU LEFT ME
BROKEN DOWN ♪

378
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,548
♪ THINK THAT
I'D COME RUNNING BACK ♪

379
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:55,291
♪ BABY, YOU DON'T KNOW ME,
'CAUSE YOU'RE DEAD WRONG ♪

380
00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:58,164
♪ WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU
MAKES YOU STRONGER ♪

381
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,166
♪ STAND A LITTLE TALLER

382
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:04,039
♪ DOESN'T MEAN I'M LONELY
WHEN I'M ALONE ♪

383
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,607
both: ♪ WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU
MAKES YOU A FIGHTER ♪

384
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,913
♪ FOOTSTEPS EVEN LIGHTER

385
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:12,482
♪ DOESN'T MEAN I'M OVER
'CAUSE YOU'RE GONE ♪

386
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:15,659
both: ♪ WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU
MAKES YOU STRONGER ♪

387
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,400
♪ STRONGER

388
00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:20,447
♪ JUST ME, MYSELF, AND I

389
00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,971
♪ WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU
MAKES YOU STRONGER ♪

390
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,408
♪ STAND A LITTLE TALLER

391
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:30,631
♪ DOESN'T MEAN I'M LONELY
WHEN I'M ALONE ♪

392
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:34,113
♪ YOU HEARD THAT I WAS
STARTING OVER ♪

393
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:38,769
♪ WITH SOMEONE NEW,
YEAH ♪

394
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,207
♪ YOU DIDN'T THINK
THAT I'D COME BACK ♪

395
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,122
♪ I'D COME BACK SWINGING

396
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:45,341
♪ YOU TRY TO BREAK ME,
BUT YOU SEE ♪

397
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:47,996
♪ WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU
MAKES YOU STRONGER ♪

398
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,085
♪ STAND A LITTLE TALLER

399
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:53,480
♪ DOESN'T MEAN I'M LONELY
WHEN I'M ALONE ♪

400
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,873
both: ♪ WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU
MAKES YOU A FIGHTER ♪

401
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:58,485
♪ FOOTSTEPS EVEN LIGHTER

402
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:01,966
♪ DOESN'T MEAN I'M OVER
'CAUSE YOU'RE GONE ♪

403
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:05,187
both: ♪ WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU
MAKES YOU STRONGER ♪

404
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:10,497
[cheers and applause]

405
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:20,246
OH! CONGRATULATIONS,
MADAME PRESIDENT.

406
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,987
MM, MM, MM. OH.
- [laughs] GOOD WORK, HONEY.

407
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:25,468
- YOU!
- WELL, YOU INSPIRED ME.

408
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:28,123
YOU GOT ME
TO FORGIVE RICKY.

409
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:29,298
HOW DID YOU KNOW
THE MCGINLEYS

410
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:31,996
HAD ONE LAST TRICK
UP THEIR SLEEVE?

411
00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:33,302
WELL,
MCGINLEY CALLED,

412
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,261
THOUGHT I'D BE HAPPY
TO TAKE DOWN A HOBBS.

413
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:38,742
HE WAS WRONG. NOBODY
BITES MY TV DAD IN THE CALF.

414
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,744
THAT'S MY TV BOY.

415
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,659
THANKS AGAIN, RICKY.

416
00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:43,660
ANYTHING FOR YOU,
BLUE EYES.

417
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:46,359
[giggles]

418
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:47,621
[over P.A.]
RICKY ADAMS,

419
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:49,579
YOUR MOM'S WAITING
IN THE PARKING LOT.

420
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,451
MOM!

421
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:54,280
I GOTTA LEARN HOW TO DRIVE.
- [laughs]

422
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:59,154
MAMA'S BOY.

423
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:00,938
WELL, AMY,
YOU WERE RIGHT.

424
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:03,071
AFTER A WHILE, YOUR CHILDREN
START TO TAKE AFTER YOU.

425
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,727
- UH-HUH.
- AND YOU'RE WELCOME.

426
00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:09,773
OH, UH, HANG ON. HANG ON.
WAIT HERE FOR A SECOND.

427
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:12,776
TED.
- DAVID.

428
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,561
I HAVE TO HAND IT
TO YOU.

429
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,563
YOU HAVE
A PRETTY AMAZING DAUGHTER.

430
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:19,609
THANK YOU.
I THINK SO TOO.

431
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:22,133
HMM. MUST HAVE GOT IT
FROM HER MOTHER.

432
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,353
[laughter]

433
00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:26,486
UNTIL NEXT TIME.

434
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:32,796
DAVID.

435
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:34,581
[clears throat]
THERE'S A SIGN ON MY BACK,

436
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:35,886
ISN'T THERE?
- THERE IS.

437
00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,453
YES, THERE IS.
- THAT'S OKAY.

438
00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:40,326
MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT
LEAVING THOSE BEES IN HIS CAR.