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- OKAY, NEXT QUESTION.
- MM.

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OKAY, OKAY.
HERE WE GO.

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BUZZERS READY.
"A PROCESS USED BY PLANTS

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TO CONVERT LIGHT ENERGY
INTO CHEMICAL ENERGY IS..."

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[buzzer sounds]
- THAT IS SO EASY.

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"CONVERTUS LIGHTUS ENERGIUS."

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AM I CLOSE?
HMM?

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NOT AT ALL-IUS.

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[imitates buzzer sounding]
ELIMINATED!

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YOU ARE NOT THE BRAIN TRUST.
HIT THE FLOOR, GIRLFRIEND.

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[buzzer sounds]

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GO, EMILY.

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DUH.
IT'S PHOTOSYNTHESIS.

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BOOYAH!

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♪ U-G-L-Y,
YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI ♪

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♪ YOU UGLY,
YEAH, YEAH, YOU UGLY ♪

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OKAY, FOLLOW-UP QUESTION--
"WHO WAS THE QUARTERBACK

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FOR THE 1969 SUPER BOWL CHAMPION
NEW YORK JETS?"

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OKAY,
THE ONLY QUARTERBACK I KNOW

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IS FINN FROM {\an8}<i>GLEE.</i>

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[buzzer sounds]
- UH, DUH.

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THE ANSWER IS
JOE WILLIE NAMATH.

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RIGHT? BOOYAH!

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all: ♪ U-G-L-Y, YOU AIN'T GOT
NO ALIBI, YOU UGLY ♪

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♪ YEAH, YEAH, YOU UGLY

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HIT THE FLOOR, GIRLFRIEND.

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AND NOW FOR THE TIEBREAKER
BETWEEN DAVID AND JOE.

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HANDS ON BUZZERS.

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FINAL CATEGORY--HISTORY.
- OH, GOSH.

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I'VE NEVER BEATEN DAD
BEFORE, EVER.

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OH, HE'S GOT
THE BEST BUZZER SKILLS.

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WAIT. I SHOULD PROBABLY
POOP FIRST.

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NO, I CAN HOLD IT.
- GOOD.

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IF YOU'RE WRONG,
WE ALL LOSE.

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"IN 1773, THE COLONISTS
ENGAGED IN THE BOSTON TEA PARTY

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BECAUSE THE TEA ACT VIOLATED
WHAT RIGHT?"

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[buzzer sounds]
- UH, THE RIGHT TO...

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THROW YOUR TEA INTO THE HARBOR

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IN FAVOR OF A FROTHY LATTE!

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- JANIE.
- [imitates buzzer sounding]

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WHAT?

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[buzzer sounds]
- THAT'S HILARIOUS, DAD.

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EVERYBODY KNOWS IT WAS NO
TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION.

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- WHOO!
- THAT'S RIGHT!

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- YEAH!
- AND THE WINNER OF THE FAMILY

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BRAIN TRUST GOES TO JOE!
[scattered applause]

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JOE, BABY!

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- YOU GET TO WEAR THE BRAIN.
- THE BRAIN.

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- ALL RIGHT, GOOD STUFF.
- AWESOME.

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THANKS
FOR LETTING ME WIN, DAD.

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THAT WAS PRETTY AWESOME OF YOU.

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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SINCE WE'RE BOTH GREAT
AT HISTORY,

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WE SHOULD SIGN UP FOR THE ANNUAL
HISTORY BOWL AT SCHOOL.

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- WE SHOULD.
- YES.

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WE'RE GONNA DOMINATE.

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I'M IN.

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- THIS IS SO AWESOME.
- SO AWESOME.

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GET ME OUT OF THIS.

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I KNEW IT.
YOU DIDN'T LET HIM WIN, DID YOU?

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AMY...

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"FROTHY LATTE" WAS
MY REAL ANSWER.

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I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT HISTORY.

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- HEY, DAD?
- YEAH?

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THANKS FOR TEAMING UP
WITH ME.

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NEXT WEEK WE'RE GONNA BE
THE DYNAMIC DUO OF HISTORY,

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LIKE LEWIS AND CLARK.

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YOU GOT IT.

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WHO THE HELL'S
LEWIS AND CLARK?

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[upbeat music]

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♪

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- HONEY, HELP ME OUT HERE.
- WHAT?

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IF YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT HISTORY,

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WHY'D YOU AGREE TO ENTER
THE HISTORY BOWL?

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WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
REALLY?

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I--YOU KNOW, IT'S A SAD DAY

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WHEN YOUR KID REALIZES
YOU'RE NOT PERFECT,

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THAT YOU DON'T HAVE
ALL THE ANSWERS.

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I REMEMBER THE DAY I LOST EMILY.
- MM.

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I WAS DOING LONG DIVISION
WITH HER,

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AND SHE LOOKED AT ME LIKE
I WAS A PRIMATE.

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THAT'S THE LOOK, RIGHT THERE!

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OH, MAN. I NEED TO PRACTICE
MY BUZZER SKILLS.

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DAD'S SO FIRED UP FOR THIS.
I CAN'T LET HIM DOWN.

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I LET
YOUR FATHER DOWN ONCE, JOE.

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AND TRUST ME,
I WILL NEVER MISTAKE

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1% FOR 2% MILK
IN HIS LATTE AGAIN.

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ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS, MAN!
- OKAY, I'M READY.

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YOU ASK ME QUESTIONS AND TIME ME
ON HOW FAST I HIT THE BUZZER.

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ALL RIGHT.

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"WHAT KIND OF MILK DOES YOUR
FATHER PREFER IN HIS LATTE?"

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[buzzer sounds]
- 2%!

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YOU WOULD THINK!
BUT...

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JOE, WHAT'S MORE AWESOME
THAN ME?

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[buzzer sounds]
- NOTHING'S MORE AWESOME

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THAN YOU, DAVID.

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LISTEN, JOE,
I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS

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TO THE CALTECH ROBOT WARS.

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WHAT DO YOU SAY?

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[buzzer sounds]
- AWESOME!

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OKAY, BUT HERE'S THE PROBLEM.
GOT ONE LITTLE PROBLEM.

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IT'S ON THE SAME NIGHT
AS THE HISTORY BOWL, SO...

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SO...

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HISTORY BOWL IT IS.

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YES.

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I WAS HOPING
YOU WOULD SAY THAT.

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I CAN TELL BY THE LOOK
ON YOUR FACE

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YOU DANGLED THE NERD CARROT,
AND THE KID DIDN'T BITE.

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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

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I HAVE TO LEARN A THOUSAND YEARS
OF HISTORY BY FRIDAY.

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IF NOT, I'M GONNA EMBARRASS
MYSELF AND MY SON...

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AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, MYSELF.

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HONEY, IT'S ONLY BEEN, WHAT,
ABOUT 400 YEARS

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SINCE THE PILGRIMS LANDED
ON PLYMOUTH ROCK?

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WAIT. THOSE ARE
THE THANKSGIVING GUYS, RIGHT?

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AW.

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SEE, MY LITTLE CHICKEN
KNOWS SOMETHING, RIGHT?

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HE JUST NEEDS
A LITTLE REFRESHER COURSE.

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WHAT SHOULD I DO--
WATCH THE HISTORY CHANNEL?

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YOU KNOW,
I TRIED DOING THAT, HONEY.

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SERIOUSLY, THERE WASN'T
A LAUGH TO BE FOUND.

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I WAS SUGGESTING YOU READ
A HISTORY BOOK.

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[laughing]

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WHAT, YOU'RE SERIOUS?

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REALLY?

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IT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH
THAT I'M GONNA EMBARRASS MY SON,

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NOW YOU WANT ME TO READ?

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MY GOD, WHEN WILL
THIS NIGHTMARE END?

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WHY DON'T YOU MAKE HIM
A FROTHY LATTE?

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[laughs]

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KEVIN, DON'T EVER TAKE ME
TO THAT GODFORSAKEN PLACE AGAIN.

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I MEAN IT. I FORGOT
HOW MUCH IT FREAKS ME OUT.

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IT WAS SO QUIET TOO.

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I MEAN, EVERY TIME YOU
WOULD SPEAK, PEOPLE WOULD GO...

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I-I PROMISE, DAVID.

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I WILL NEVER TAKE YOU
TO THE LIBRARY AGAIN.

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AND, SERIOUSLY,
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BOOKS?

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WHAT, DO THEY COLLECT THEM?
ARE THEY HOARDING THEM?

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AND, YOU KNOW,
TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY,

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THEY WOULDN'T EVEN TAKE
MY CREDIT CARD.

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IT'S ON THE HONOR SYSTEM.

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ONCE YOU'RE DONE
WITH THIS HISTORY BOOK,

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YOU BRING IT BACK.

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BACK?
I'M NOT GOING BACK.

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- HEY, DAD.
- HEY.

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YOU GOT TO CHECK OUT
THIS HISTORY CHANNEL SPECIAL.

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IT'S ABOUT THE WAR OF 1812.

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THE WAR OF 1812...

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WHICH TOOK PLACE IN...
HUH, 1812.

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OH, HEY, LOOK,
LEWIS AND CLARK.

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- WHAT'S THAT BIG BOOK?
- UH...

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PHONE BOOK.

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WHAT'S A PHONE BOOK?

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CAN I SEE IT?
- UH...

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NO, JOE, YOU CAN'T.

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SEE, ACTUALLY, IT'S--
IT'S NOT A PHONE BOOK.

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IT'S A...

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IT'S A SECRET MANIFEST.

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SEE, I'M A--I'M A SECRET AGENT
FOR THE GOVERNMENT.

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NO WAY.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

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NO, I'M NOT KIDDING YOU,
AND YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE.

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OH, WOW.
I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU

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UNTIL YOU SAID
I CAN'T TELL ANYONE.

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THAT'S TOTALLY WHAT
A SPY WOULD SAY.

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I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.

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NO, UH, JOE, I CAN'T ANSWER
ANY QUESTIONS...

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ESPECIALLY ONES ABOUT HISTORY.

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OKAY, I NEED
TO LEAVE THE ROOM,

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OTHERWISE I WON'T BE ABLE
TO CONTAIN MYSELF.

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- HI, GUYS.
- OKAY, WHAT WAS THAT?

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YOU ARE NOT
A GOVERNMENT AGENT.

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I WENT TO THE LIBRARY
AND GOT A HISTORY BOOK.

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ENOUGH WITH THE LIES, DAD.

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HOLD ON.
HE'S GOT A BOOK.

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HIS EYES ARE GLAZED OVER.

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[gasps] I THINK YOUR FATHER
ACTUALLY DID GO TO THE LIBRARY.

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[gasps]

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AND IF I HAVE ANY CHANCE

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OF HELPING JOE WIN
THIS HISTORY BOWL,

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YOU'VE GOT TO TEACH ME
HOW TO USE THIS THING.

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IT'S WORSE
THAN YOU THINK, DAD.

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I JUST FOUND OUT WHO'S RUNNING
THE HISTORY BOWL--

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THE WOMAN WHO TRIED
TO RUIN MY LIFE,

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MY FIFTH-GRADE TEACHER...

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all:
MRS. BRICKLEMAN.

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SHE WAS THE ONLY TEACHER

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WHO GAVE ME A "B,"
EVEN THOUGH I...

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all:
SO DESERVED AN "A"!

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I WAS WRONGED!

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[laughs] EMILY, EVERYONE
CONSIDERS MRS. BRICKLEMAN

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TO BE A FANTASTIC TEACHER.

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WELL, SHE'S NOT.
SHE'S GOT YOU ALL FOOLED.

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REMEMBER THIS?

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THIS IS
YOUR FIFTH-GRADE REPORT CARD.

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SEE THE "B"?
IT'S RIGHT THERE!

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IT ALSO SAYS THAT YOU'RE
A PLEASURE TO HAVE IN CLASS.

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YEAH, BECAUSE SHE TOOK GREAT
PLEASURE IN GIVING ME A "B."

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I THINK YOU'RE BEING
A LITTLE PARANOID, SWEETHEART.

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YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ALWAYS THINK
THE TRUTH TELLER IS CRAZY,

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BUT REALLY, THEY END UP BEING
THE TELLERS OF THE TRUTH!

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[chuckles] WHO'S PARANOID NOW--
YOU OR ME, HMM?

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YOU'RE GONNA SAY ME,
AREN'T YOU?

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- SHE'S ALL YOURS, DAVID.
- YEAH.

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SWEETIE, I-I, UM...
I BELIEVE YOU.

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YEAH?

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BUT YOU--YOU STILL GOT TO HELP
ME WITH HISTORY, OKAY?

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ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.
YOU TAKE THE BOOK,

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GO INTO LOCKDOWN MODE--
NO INTERRUPTIONS.

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TEXT ME AFTER EACH CHAPTER.
I WILL COME QUIZ YOU.

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- ALL RIGHT, I'M ON IT!
- UH, DAD?

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- YEAH?
- THE BOOK.

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RIGHT.

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DAVID, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU

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FOR BUCKLING DOWN
TO LEARN THE MATERIAL.

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DAVID.
- AAH!

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- AAH!
- OH, MY GOD!

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OH.

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PAGE ONE--
HISTORY'S MY THING HERE.

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HOW LONG
HAVE YOU BEEN ASLEEP?

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THIS HISTORY THING
IS BRUTAL.

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AND AT THE RATE I'M GOING,
IT'S GONNA TAKE ME FOUR YEARS.

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AND BY THEN, THERE WILL BE EVEN
MORE HISTORY TO REMEMBER.

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IT'S A VICIOUS CYCLE.

224
00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:26,914
OKAY, HONEY, HONEY,

225
00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:29,220
YOU'VE GOT TO FOCUS.

226
00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:31,658
WILL YOU READ IT TO ME?

227
00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:34,443
FINE.

228
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,967
- WHILE I TAKE A BATH?
- [chuckles]

229
00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:38,752
NOT A CHANCE.

230
00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:41,755
- WHILE YOU TAKE A BATH?
- CHAPTER ONE...

231
00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:53,984
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

232
00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:56,291
OH, IT'S THE NEXT STEP
TO MY HISTORY BOWL TRAINING--

233
00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:58,206
INTIMIDATING THE OPPONENT.

234
00:09:58,336 --> 00:10:00,774
HOW'S THIS
FOR A SCARY STARE-DOWN?

235
00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:05,822
HILARIOUS.

236
00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:07,911
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK
ON THAT FACE.

237
00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:10,827
TRY THIS.

238
00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:13,090
OKAY, I'M SORRY.
I ATE YOUR FANCY YOGURT.

239
00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:15,745
I PROMISE I'LL BUY YOU
SOME MORE.

240
00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:17,878
JOE, YOU GOT TO GET
YOURSELF TOGETHER.

241
00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:19,967
THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOGURT.

242
00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:21,446
THE ENTIRE REPUTATION
OF THE HOBBS FAMILY

243
00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:23,710
LIES ON YOUR SHOULDERS.

244
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:27,975
IF YOU CRUMBLE
JUST BECAUSE I DO THIS...

245
00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:31,108
OKAY, I READ YOUR DIARY.

246
00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:34,503
I DON'T HAVE A DIARY.

247
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:38,246
I KNOW, BUT YOU'RE SO SCARY,
I'LL CONFESS TO ANYTHING.

248
00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:39,769
WE'RE DOOMED.

249
00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:42,642
BRICKLEMAN
IS GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE.

250
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:44,644
BUT GOOD LUCK,
AND HAVE FUN OUT THERE!

251
00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:45,862
YEAH.

252
00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:51,520
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

253
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,913
- HEY, HERE WE GO!
- PAGE ONE!

254
00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:54,784
STARTING NOW.

255
00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:57,787
- REALLY, MOM?
- OH, HONEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

256
00:10:57,918 --> 00:11:00,007
YOUR DAD FELL ASLEEP,
AND HE DRAGGED ME DOWN WITH HIM.

257
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,139
OH, HONEY, IT'S AMAZING.
IT'S AMAZING.

258
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,706
IT'S LIKE MY BRAIN IS ALLERGIC
TO THIS MATERIAL.

259
00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:04,881
MM.

260
00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:06,883
HOW AM I GONNA
EXPLAIN THIS TO JOE?

261
00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:08,319
- DAD, YOU IN THERE?
- YEAH!

262
00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:09,973
JUST TELL HIM THE TRUTH.
HE'LL BE OKAY.

263
00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,105
YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.

264
00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:12,193
YOU GOT A MINUTE?

265
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:14,108
SURE.
WHAT'S UP?

266
00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:15,675
I KNOW
HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO YOU,

267
00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:17,981
BUT I CAN'T GO THROUGH
WITH THIS HISTORY BOWL THING.

268
00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:19,330
WHAT IF I CHOKE?

269
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,376
WHAT IF I CAN'T HANDLE
THE PRESSURE?

270
00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:23,378
I FEEL LIKE QUITTING.

271
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:25,510
I UNDERSTAND.

272
00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:29,732
IT'S PROBABLY
FOR THE BEST, JOE.

273
00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:34,432
GOOD TALK, SON.

274
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:37,218
I DO FEEL BETTER.

275
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:43,006
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE OKAY WITH
ME QUITTING THE HISTORY BOWL.

276
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,878
I REALLY THOUGHT
YOU'D BE DISAPPOINTED.

277
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:46,183
WELL, I'M NOT GONNA LIE
TO YOU, JOE.

278
00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:48,229
I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING FORWARD
TO KICKING SOME

279
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:51,014
FIFTH-GRADER PARENT BUTT.

280
00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:52,537
BUT WE'RE GOOD, RIGHT?

281
00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:54,017
YEAH.
I FEEL MUCH BETTER

282
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:56,106
AVOIDING THIS CHALLENGE
AND TAKING THE EASY WAY OUT.

283
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:57,934
ALL RIGHT.

284
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:01,459
- DAD?
- YEAH?

285
00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,897
I THINK YOU JUST TAUGHT HIM
THAT QUITTING WAS OKAY,

286
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:06,508
AND I DON'T THINK PARENTS
ARE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.

287
00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:09,119
[sighs]
YEAH, I KNOW, IT'S THE RULE.

288
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,686
JOE, COME BACK HERE!

289
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,122
YEAH, DAD?

290
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:14,472
WE'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE.

291
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:17,301
TRY NOT TO FALL ASLEEP.

292
00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:21,175
JOE, SIT DOWN.

293
00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:23,655
LISTEN, WE CAN'T QUIT.
- WHY NOT? YOU SAID WE COULD.

294
00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:25,527
I-I KNOW I SAID THAT,
BUT WE CAN'T QUIT, JOE,

295
00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:28,356
BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT
TO YOU, AND--AND--AND...

296
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:30,445
I'M SCARED TOO.

297
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:32,926
NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE JUST
TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.

298
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:34,275
NO, I WISH I WAS.

299
00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:37,278
JOE, I-I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT HISTORY,

300
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:38,801
AND I NEVER HAVE.

301
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,107
OH, MAN.

302
00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:42,239
"FROTHY LATTE"
WAS YOUR REAL ANSWER?

303
00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:47,070
WE ARE SO TOAST
AT THE HISTORY BOWL.

304
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:49,769
NO, WE'RE NOT.
WE'RE NOT TOAST, JOE.

305
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,074
WE'RE HOBBS.
WE'RE GONNA DO THIS.

306
00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,946
WE'RE GONNA GO
TO THAT HISTORY BOWL,

307
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:55,165
AND WE'RE GONNA SHOW THEM
WHAT WE'RE MADE OF!

308
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:58,560
UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO
TO THE CALTECH ROBOT WARS.

309
00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:05,915
"THE STATUE OF LIBERTY
WAS A GIFT

310
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,743
TO THE UNITED STATES FROM..."

311
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,484
[groaning]
LET ME THINK.

312
00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:11,312
UM, IT WAS, UM...

313
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:18,580
FRANK. FRANCE!

314
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:22,540
DAD, BRICKLEMAN'S
NOT GONNA LET YOU USE CRIB NOTES

315
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:23,454
AT THE HISTORY BOWL!

316
00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:25,326
I DON'T GET IT.

317
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:28,329
I'VE SEEN YOU MEMORIZE A 50-PAGE
SCRIPT IN A COUPLE HOURS.

318
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,374
WHY CAN'T YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING
FROM THIS BOOK?

319
00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:32,289
I DON'T KNOW, EMILY.

320
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:35,989
IT'S LIKE, WHEN I'M ONSTAGE
AND I'M--I'M IN WARDROBE

321
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:38,121
AND I'M TELLING THE STORY,
IT HELPS ME REMEMBER IT.

322
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,167
IT'S LIKE I'M LIVING IT.

323
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,475
MARCUS?
- MM-HMM.

324
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:46,347
CAN YOU TURN THIS BOOK
INTO A SCRIPT FOR ME?

325
00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:47,652
UM, NO PROBLEM.

326
00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:49,916
BUT WORLD WAR I
IS GONNA NEED SOME JOKES.

327
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,613
IT'S JUST FLAT.

328
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,835
[device hissing]

329
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:59,577
AND ACTION!

330
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,928
WITH WIND AND SNOW,
THE CONDITIONS ARE TREACHEROUS.

331
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:03,973
BUT I, GEORGE WASHINGTON,
AM HOPING

332
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:06,367
THIS BATTLE WILL BE
AN IMPORTANT TURNING POINT

333
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:09,109
AS WE LAND ON THE BANKS
OF TRENTON.

334
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:11,981
I'M COLD AND WET,
GENERAL WASHINGTON.

335
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,156
LINE?

336
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,462
THAT WAS YOUR LINE.

337
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:16,116
I WANT MORE.

338
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:18,509
LIKE FATHER, LIKE DAUGHTER.

339
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,684
LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.
NOW ACTION!

340
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:20,772
[device hissing]

341
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,731
WITH WIND AND SNOW,

342
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,298
THE CONDITIONS ARE TREACHEROUS

343
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:26,866
AS I, GEORGE WA--

344
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:30,478
UH, SORRY, DAVID.

345
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,915
BUT IT'S THIS KIND OF REALISM
THAT'LL HELP YOU REMEMBER.

346
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,665
- ACTION!
- LET THE WOMEN VOTE!

347
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:47,669
- IT'S BEEN TOO LONG!
- SERIOUSLY, DUDE!

348
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:50,106
PRESIDENT WOODROW WILSON,

349
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:54,023
CONGRESS HAS RATIFIED
THE 19TH AMENDMENT.

350
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:58,549
ON THIS DAY,
AUGUST 26, 1919,

351
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,988
YOU LADIES WIN THE RIGHT TO VOTE
AFTER A 70-YEAR STRUGGLE.

352
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:04,512
[cheering]
- YAY!

353
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,209
NOW THAT IT'S DONE,

354
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:09,778
GO FORTH AND NAME A BUNCH
OF HIGH SCHOOLS AFTER ME.

355
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,436
CONGRATULATIONS,
MR. ARMSTRONG.

356
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:17,394
YOU ARE THE FIRST MAN
TO EVER LAND ON THE MOON.

357
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:20,876
JULY 21, 1969--

358
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,444
ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN,

359
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:26,360
ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND.

360
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:34,977
OH!

361
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:36,761
ABORT THE MISSION!
ABORT THE MISSION!

362
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:38,415
IT'S OKAY.

363
00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:42,245
[applause]

364
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:49,122
AND THE LAST QUESTION
FOR THE STUDENTS,

365
00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:51,863
MARLEY LUTON AND JOE HOBBS, IS...

366
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:55,345
WHAT ARE THE FIRST
TEN AMENDMENTS

367
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:56,564
TO THE CONSTITUTION CALLED?

368
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,044
[buzzer sounds]

369
00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:00,263
OH, YEAH!
CHECK OUT MY BUZZER SKILLS!

370
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:02,222
OOH, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
[buzzer sounds]

371
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:03,745
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
[buzzer sounds]

372
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:04,876
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?

373
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,095
[buzzer sounds]
WHOO!

374
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:07,923
HOW ABOUT YOU ANSWER
THE QUESTION, MR. HOBBS?

375
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,794
OH, YES,
THE, UH, BILL OF RIGHTS.

376
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:13,973
CORRECT.
[applause]

377
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:16,714
DID YOU SEE THAT--
THE WAY SHE SAID "CORRECT"?

378
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,107
THIS IS KILLING HER.

379
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:20,588
OH, YEAH, WE'VE GOT HER
ON THE ROPES.

380
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:22,938
THE HOBBS ARE NOW GOING
INTO THE PARENT ROUND

381
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,548
LEADING BY ONE.

382
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:27,899
[cheers and applause]

383
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,076
AND YOUR QUESTION--

384
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:33,166
WHO BECAME
THE FIRST LEADER

385
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:36,125
OF THE TUSKEGEE INSTITUTE
IN 1881?

386
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:38,258
[buzzer sounds]
- BOOKER T. WASHINGTON.

387
00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:40,303
CORRECT.

388
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:43,132
[buzzer sounds]
- MISSION SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO.

389
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,307
CORRECT.

390
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:45,700
[buzzer sounds]
- LEWIS AND CLARK.

391
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:47,571
INCORRECT.
MR. LUTON?

392
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,095
13.

393
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,661
- CORRECT.
- RIGHT.

394
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:56,450
WHERE DID
THE CONTINENTAL SOLDIERS LAND

395
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,017
AFTER CROSSING THE DELAWARE?

396
00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,149
[buzzer sounds]

397
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:04,197
OH, NO.

398
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,459
DAD, YOU KNOW THIS ONE.

399
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:08,201
IT'S, UM, UH, UH, UH, UH, UM...

400
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,729
OH, OH...

401
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:18,298
UH, WITH WIND AND SNOW,
THE CONDITIONS ARE TREACHEROUS,

402
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,387
BUT I, GEORGE WASHINGTON,
AM HOPEFUL THAT THIS BATTLE

403
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:21,910
WILL BE AN IMPORTANT
TURNING POINT

404
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,346
AS WE LAND ON THE BANKS
OF TRENTON.

405
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:24,869
TRENTON!
[bell dings]

406
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,393
- JUST IN TIME.
- OH!

407
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:29,787
[cheers and applause]

408
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,182
WHERE DID
THE WRIGHT BROTHERS'

409
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,706
FIRST MOTORIZED FLIGHT
TAKE PLACE?

410
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,317
[buzzer sounds]

411
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,190
[imitates plane engine]
I, ORVILLE WRIGHT,

412
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:44,324
ON DECEMBER 17, 1903,
FLEW FOR 12 SECONDS...

413
00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,108
MR. HOBBS, I NEED YOU TO COME
IN FOR A LANDING

414
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:47,153
AND ANSWER THE QUESTION.
- FOR A DISTANCE

415
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,633
OF 120 FEET IN KITTY HAWK,
NORTH CAROLINA.

416
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,113
- CORRECT.
- OH!

417
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:52,680
[cheers and applause]
- ALL RIGHT! YES!

418
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:55,248
WHOO!

419
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:58,077
AND WE'RE ALL TIED UP
FOR THE FINAL QUESTION.

420
00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:01,558
WHOEVER ANSWERS CORRECTLY
WILL BE THIS YEAR'S WINNER.

421
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:04,039
DID YOU SEE THAT?

422
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:07,999
SHE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN MY FACE
WHEN SHE SAID THE WORD "BE."

423
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:11,351
"BE" THIS YEAR'S WINNER.

424
00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:15,050
WHO WAS THE LEADER
OF THE CONFEDERATE ARMY?

425
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,183
[buzzer sounds]
- JEFFERSON DAVIS.

426
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:20,011
MM, INCORRECT.
MR. HOBBS?

427
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:23,058
THIS WASN'T IN YOUR SCRIPT!

428
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,929
I MAY HAVE SHORT-CHANGED
THE CONFEDERATE ARMY

429
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:28,542
JUST A LITTLE IN MY PLAY.

430
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,283
THE ONLY THING I KNOW
ABOUT THE CONFEDERATE ARMY

431
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:33,286
IS I-I DID A GUEST SPOT
ON {\an8}<i>THE DUKES OF HAZZARD</i>

432
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,897
WHERE I WAS IN THAT RED CAR
WITH THE CONFEDERATE FLAG

433
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:38,378
ON TOP CALLED THE GENERAL LEE.

434
00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:40,815
IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER?

435
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:42,164
- YES.
- CORRECT!

436
00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:43,992
OH!
[cheers and applause]

437
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,299
DAVID AND JOE HOBBS

438
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:50,216
WIN THE SEVENTH ANNUAL
HISTORY BOWL!

439
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,305
WE DID IT, DAD!

440
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:54,785
YES, WE DID. CONGRATULATIONS.

441
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,222
YOU'RE MORE AWESOME
THAN I EVER THOUGHT.

442
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,398
WHY, BECAUSE I LEARNED
THE ANSWERS?

443
00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:01,140
NO, BECAUSE WHEN I WAS SCARED,
I WANTED TO QUIT,

444
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:03,577
BUT WHEN YOU WERE SCARED,
YOU REFUSED TO GIVE UP.

445
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:04,795
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE AWESOME.

446
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:07,146
AND ALSO, YOU'RE IN THE CIA.

447
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:12,412
ALL RIGHT, JOE,
I'M NOT REALLY...

448
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:14,805
PREPARED TO TALK
ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW.

449
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:16,111
YOU NEVER KNOW
WHO'S LISTENING.

450
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:19,027
- OH, GOT IT.
- ALL RIGHT, COME ON, LET'S GO.

451
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,550
- OH, COME HERE, SWEETIE.
- OH! YES.

452
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,030
CONGRATULATIONS.

453
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,292
- THANK YOU.
- NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO HIDE

454
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:24,467
THEIR SECRET INTELLIGENCE
BETTER THAN YOU.

455
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,121
YES.

456
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:29,211
- CALL ME HOBBS, DAVID HOBBS.
- [laughs]

457
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,782
WELL, WELL, WELL,
MRS. BRICKLEMAN,

458
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,218
I'M SURE
YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME.

459
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,394
I COULD NEVER FORGET YOU, EMILY.

460
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:41,267
EVEN IF I TRIED, THE EMAILS
AND THE MONTHLY PHONE CALLS

461
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:44,008
WOULD BE A SUBTLE REMINDER.

462
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:47,098
MRS. BRICKLEMAN, I GOT ONE "B"
ALL THROUGH ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,

463
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,100
AND IT WAS IN YOUR CLASS!

464
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,190
LET ME ASK YOU
SOMETHING, EMILY.

465
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,017
HAVE YOU GOTTEN A "B" SINCE?

466
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:56,107
- NOT ONE.
- SO I'VE DONE MY JOB.

467
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:57,500
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

468
00:19:57,631 --> 00:20:00,982
EMILY, SOME STUDENTS
ARE EXCEPTIONALLY TALENTED,

469
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:03,680
BUT THEY TAKE THAT FOR GRANTED
AND STOP WORKING HARD.

470
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:07,423
I DIDN'T WANT THAT
TO HAPPEN TO YOU.

471
00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:10,121
SO I WAS RIGHT.
I DID DESERVE AN "A."

472
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:12,385
I'M NOT CRAZY!
- [laughs]

473
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,125
THANK YOU, MRS. BRICKLEMAN.

474
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,866
OH, YOU'RE NOT CRAZY, EMILY,

475
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,868
ALTHOUGH I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU'RE SO UPSET ABOUT IT.

476
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:20,610
I SENT A LETTER TO YOUR PARENTS
EXPLAINING EVERYTHING.

477
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,830
- YOU DID?
- MM-HMM.

478
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,878
EMILY'S GOT A LETTER FROM
HER TEACHER, MRS. BRICKLEMAN.

479
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:30,620
IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT THAT "B"
THAT SHE'S SO UPSET ABOUT.

480
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:31,839
OH!

481
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:35,277
I'M ON THE COVER
OF {\an8}<i>PEOPLE</i> AGAIN.

482
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:37,323
AMY!
[door closes]

483
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:41,065
LOOK AT THIS PICTURE!
IT LOOKS GREAT!