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SECURITY SYSTEM
SHOULD BE GOOD AS NEW, SIR.
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EXCELLENT.
WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM?
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WAS THERE A POWER SURGE
IN THE MAINFRAME?
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OR A MALFUNCTION
IN THE MOTHERBOARD?
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UNNECESSARY
THINGY JIGGLING.
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SHE DOES NOT LIKE
HER THINGY JIGGLED.
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[laughs]
OKAY.
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SO HOW ARE YOU LIKING
THE VIDEO SURVEILLANCE?
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VIDEO SURVEILLANCE?
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DIDN'T YOU READ HER MANUAL?
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NO.
THERE'S TOO MANY WORDS.
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YOU'RE WIRED THROUGH THE WHOLE
FIRST FLOOR OF THE HOUSE
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WITH HIDDEN CAMERAS.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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ARE YOU TELLING ME
THAT I CAN WATCH MY FAMILY
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WITHOUT THEM KNOWING IT?
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IT'S MEANT TO MONITOR
CRIMINAL ACTIVITY.
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WHAT AM I, BATMAN?
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I'M GONNA USE THIS
TO SPY ON MY KIDS.
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I MEAN, WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL
LURKS IN THEIR LITTLE HEARTS?
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WAIT, MAYBE I AM BATMAN.
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YOU CAN WATCH FROM
ANY COMPUTER OR SMART PHONE.
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OH.
DO ME, DO ME.
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IT'S TIME FOR MY
SUPER SUGAR SNAPS.
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THERE'S NO MORE LEFT.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.
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YOU AND THE MONKEY
NEED TO LOOK AWAY.
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THIS IS AWESOME!
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THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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THIS IS THE HOLY GRAIL
OF PARENTING.
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I MEAN, THIS IS
THE GREATEST INVENTION
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SINCE "BECAUSE I SAID SO."
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WOW, YOU'RE A WIZARD.
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THERE'S ONLY
ONE OTHER PERSON
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WHO ENJOYS SUPER SUGAR SNAPS
AS MUCH AS ME,
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AND THAT'S MARY.
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I LIKE 'EM.
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NOT LIKE MARY.
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WHEN SHE EATS 'EM,
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HER EYES SPARKLE
AND HER HAIR BOUNCES.
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OOH, SOMEBODY LIKES MARY.
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NO, I DON'T.
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OKAY, OKAY, I LIKE HER.
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BUT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW
I'M GONNA GET HER ATTENTION.
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I'M JUST PLAIN JOE.
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NO ARGUMENT HERE.
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WHERE'S YOUR DAD?
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I HAVE HIS COFFEE
AND BAGEL.
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UM, HE ALREADY GOT 'EM.
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HE HAD AN APPOINTMENT
WITH A GUY.
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WHAT GUY?
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT A GUY.
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OR AN APPOINTMENT.
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I'M THE GUY
WHO MAKES THE APPOINTMENTS.
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DAD SAYS THE SYSTEM
IS BROKEN.
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THE SYSTEM IS FINE.
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I BRING THE COFFEE,
I BRING THE BAGELS.
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HOW COULD HE BRING
ANOTHER MAN INTO OUR HOUSE?
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THIS IS AWKWARD.
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YOU ARE FANTASTIC.
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I SHOULDA CALLED YOU
YEARS AGO.
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DANNY, YOU'RE MY GUY.
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I'M HERE FOR YOU 24/7.
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WE'RE GONNA BE GOOD FRIENDS,
ME AND YOU.
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[laughs]
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[gasps]
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I'VE BEEN OUTSOURCED.
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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WHAT ARE YOU EATING, JOE?
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SUPER SUGAR SNAPS.
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BUT THERE'S NONE LEFT.
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OH, YOU KNOW, I BET YOU
THAT I CAN FIND MORE.
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YOU KNOW,
IF I WAS A BOX OF CEREAL,
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WHERE WOULD I HIDE?
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BOOM.
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HOW'D YOU DO THAT?
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BECAUSE I AM THE GREAT
AND POWERFUL HOBBS.
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I SEE ALL.
I KNOW ALL.
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THEN YOU'RE JUST THE MAN
I NEED TO TALK TO.
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OH, WAIT, DON'T TELL ME,
DON'T TELL ME.
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IT'S ABOUT A GIRL.
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WHOA.
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AND IF I'M GUESSING RIGHT,
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IT'S AN OLDER GIRL.
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WOW, YOU'RE AMAZING.
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YOU WANT TO GET
HER ATTENTION.
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YEAH.
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OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
JOE, HERE'S THE SECRET.
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WHEN IT COMES
TO GETTING WOMEN,
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IT'S ALL ABOUT THE HAIR,
RIGHT?
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THAT'S WHY I USE A VERY GOOD
MOISTURIZING CONDITIONER.
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WHICH IS WHY {\an8}US WEEKLY
VOTED ME "BEST CELEBRITY HAIR."
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DIDN'T YOU TIE
WITH JOHN STAMOS?
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IT'S COMPLICATED, JOE.
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MY LAWYER SAID
I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT
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TILL THE CASE IS CLOSED.
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NOW LISTEN,
THERE'S AN EXPRESSION
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FROM MY MUCH-BELOVED EPISODE, {\an8}
DANCE LIKE NO ONE'S WATCHING.
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WHAT IS IT?
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DANCE LIKE
NO ONE'S WATCHING.
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I LIKE IT.
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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UH, ALL RIGHT.
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WELL,
REMEMBER LAST HALLOWEEN
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WHEN YOU WANTED TO GO
AS A SMURF
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AND YOU HAD
YOUR "A-HA" MOMENT?
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OH, YEAH, I THREW ON
EMILY'S FIELD HOCKEY SKIRT,
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AND I WENT
AS BRAVEHEART INSTEAD.
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RIGHT, AND REMEMBER HOW
ALL THE KIDS LAUGHED AT YOU?
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NO!
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OH, UM, NO,
THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
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LOOK, THE IMPORTANT THING
HERE IS THAT--
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IS THAT YOU HAD THE COURAGE
TO DO YOUR OWN THING.
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SEE, BY JUST
BEING YOURSELF, JOE,
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YOU WILL ATTRACT
THE WOMEN.
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- THANKS, DAD.
- ALL RIGHT.
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AND NOBODY LAUGHED AT YOU
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WHEN YOU WERE DRESSED
AS BRAVEHEART.
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I DIDN'T THINK THEY DID.
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OH.
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I LOVE YOU, EMILY,
BUT THE ANSWER IS NO.
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I'M FINE WITH YOU
LOVING ME A LITTLE LESS
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IF THAT MEANS
I CAN THROW A PARTY.
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SO YOU'D RATHER
THROW A PARTY
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THAN HAVE A GOOD
RELATIONSHIP WITH ME?
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PLEASE DON'T ANSWER THAT.
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FINE.
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I GET IT.
YOU DON'T TRUST ME.
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OH, I DO TRUST YOU.
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MAYBE IT'S YOU
WHO DOESN'T TRUST ME.
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HMM?
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HMM.
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OOH, REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY.
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I'M GONNA ASK DAD.
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FINE, YOU GO AHEAD.
YOU ASK HIM.
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BUT HE WILL JUST TELL YOU
HOW THESE HOUSE PARTIES
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GET OUT OF CONTROL, OKAY?
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PEOPLE TEXT,
STRANGERS SHOW UP,
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AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
SOMEBODY'S FILMING
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A {\an8}HOBBS GONE WILD VIDEO,
OKAY?
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OH, PERFECT TIMING.
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DAD, CAN I THROW A PARTY?
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AND DON'T LOOK AT MOM.
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OH, I DON'T KNOW, EMILY.
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THESE PARTIES GET OUT
OF CONTROL, YOU KNOW?
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PEOPLE START TEXTING,
STRANGERS SHOW UP.
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PRETTY SOON, YOU'RE SHOOTING
A {\an8}HOBBS GONE WILD VIDEO.
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THAT IS EXACTLY
WHAT MOM SAID.
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EXACTLY.
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WELL, HOWEVER, YOUR MOM
AND I WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS IT.
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- YOU WOULD?
- MM-HMM.
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WE WOULD?
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TAKE ALL THE TIME
YOU NEED.
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[laughs]
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YOU WANNA FILL ME IN
ON THIS "HOWEVER"?
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TO THE BATCAVE.
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VIDEO SURVEILLANCE?
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YOU'RE SAYING IT WRONG.
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IT'S {\an8}VIDEO SURVEILLANCE!
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WE'RE SPYING ON OUR KIDS.
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AGAIN,
YOU'RE SAYING IT WRONG.
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WE'RE {\an8}SPYING ON OUR KIDS!
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DON'T YOU SEE THIS?
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AMY, WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL,
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THIS WONDERFUL LITTLE
TECHNOLOGICAL DREAM,
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WE GET TO STAY THREE TO FOUR
STEPS AHEAD OF OUR KIDS
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IN THE PARENTING GAME.
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EH...IT KINDA FEELS
LIKE CHEATING.
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IT'S NOT CHEATING.
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IT'S EVENING THE SCORE.
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DON'T YOU SEE,
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WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL
LITTLE THING RIGHT HERE,
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WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS.
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EMILY GETS
TO THROW HER PARTY.
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SHE GETS AWAY WITH NOTHING.
IT'S WIN-WIN.
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OOH, WAIT, JOE AND EMILY
ARE IN SECTOR THREE.
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THAT'S THE KITCHEN.
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YOU HAVE SECTORS,
REALLY?
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YEAH,
IT SOUNDS MORE BATMAN-Y.
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YOU KNOW, MOM IS NEVER
GONNA LET ME HAVE A PARTY.
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AND THERE'S NO WAY
DAD CAN CONVINCE HER.
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HE IS CLUELESS!
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BUT HE DOES GIVE GOOD ADVICE
ABOUT THE LADIES.
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HE SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU
NEVER TO SAY "LADIES."
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BUT HE PROBABLY
JUST QUOTED SOMETHING
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FROM ONE OF HIS
MUCH-BELOVED EPISODES,
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'CAUSE EVERYTHING ELSE
GOES RIGHT OVER HIS HEAD.
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WHOOSH!
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[laughs]
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NOTHING'S GONNA BE WHOOSHING
OVER THIS GUY'S HEAD ANYMORE.
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SPEAKING OF HIS HEAD,
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DOESN'T HE TALK
ABOUT HIS HAIR A LOT?
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"IF THERE'S ONE THING
I'VE LEARNED AS AN ACTOR..."
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all: "YOU GOTTA
KEEP YOUR HAIR."
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[laughs]
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IT'S TRUE.
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OKAY, SWEETHEART,
THIS WAS FUN,
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BUT PLEASE TURN IT OFF, YEAH.
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WHAT ABOUT MOM?
SHE IS SO UPTIGHT.
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PLEASE TURN IT UP.
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I'M NOT THAT UPTIGHT.
AM I?
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I MEAN,
EVEN IF I USED TO BE,
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I'M MUCH LOOSER NOW THAT
I'M BACK AT WORK, RIGHT?
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AND SHE'S EVEN
MORE OF A TIGHT-BUTT
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NOW THAT SHE'S
BACK AT WORK.
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OH, NO,
NOT MY LITTLE JOE-JOE.
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IT'S ALWAYS,
"MOM, CAN I?"
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"NO!"
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"MOM, CAN I?"
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"NO!"
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[gasps]
MY PEANUT TOO!
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YOU KNOW, MAYBE THIS
ISN'T FOR EVERYBODY.
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NO, NO, NO, DAVID,
I CAN TAKE IT.
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IN FACT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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WE'RE GONNA LET HER
HAVE THIS PARTY,
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AND SHE'S GONNA SEE
BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 7:00
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AND NOT A MINUTE PAST 10:00
THAT I AM NO TIGHT-BUTT.
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OKAY, PLUS,
WITH THIS BAD BOY,
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THEY'RE NOT GONNA
GET AWAY WITH SQUAT.
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YEAH.
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WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE, BATGIRL.
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[dance music]
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♪
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[both squeal]
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.
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HASHTAG, O.M.G.
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I KNOW,
AND MY PARENTS
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PROMISED TO STAY
IN THEIR ROOM ALL NIGHT.
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HASHTAG, PAR-TAY!
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00:09:05,786 --> 00:09:07,063
[a la Goober Pyle]
THAT'S RIGHT, EMILY.
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00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:09,721
WE'RE JUST UP HERE
COMPLETELY IN THE DARK.
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[both laugh]
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HASHTAG, WHOOSH.
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00:09:14,899 --> 00:09:16,314
[imitating Goober]
OH-OH.
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ME AND YOUR DADDY
ARE JUST UP HERE DOING OUR HAIR.
237
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- YOU WANT TO?
- SWEETIE.
238
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OH.
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00:09:23,735 --> 00:09:26,600
EVENING, LADIES.
240
00:09:26,704 --> 00:09:28,637
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
241
00:09:28,740 --> 00:09:31,881
YOU KNOW, MARY, WHEN A MAN
REACHES A CERTAIN AGE,
242
00:09:31,985 --> 00:09:34,608
HE WANTS
TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
243
00:09:34,712 --> 00:09:37,128
STEP BACK UP, BUDDY.
TOP STEP'S YOUR FRIEND.
244
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,859
I'M NOW CONSIDERED
A TWEENER.
245
00:09:43,962 --> 00:09:45,619
YOU'RE NOW CONSIDERED
A WEINER.
246
00:09:45,723 --> 00:09:47,138
GO!
247
00:09:51,521 --> 00:09:53,454
YOU GUYS
ARE HAVING A PARTY?
248
00:09:53,558 --> 00:09:55,733
I TOLD YOU
WE'RE NOT INVITED.
249
00:09:55,836 --> 00:09:59,737
YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.
250
00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,462
BYE, JANIE.
251
00:10:01,566 --> 00:10:03,154
WHY DON'T WE HAVE
OUR OWN TEA PARTY,
252
00:10:03,257 --> 00:10:04,604
AND YOU'RE ALL INVITED.
253
00:10:04,707 --> 00:10:07,020
EVEN YOU, SAD CLOWN.
254
00:10:07,123 --> 00:10:09,022
REALLY?
255
00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:10,886
I COULD ACTUALLY GO
FOR A CUP OF FAKE TEA
256
00:10:10,989 --> 00:10:14,510
AND A TINY SHOULDER
TO CRY ON.
257
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,373
OH, WAIT, ZOOM IN.
258
00:10:15,476 --> 00:10:16,546
ZOOM IN.
259
00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:17,651
WHY?
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
260
00:10:17,755 --> 00:10:20,067
I THINK MATTHEW
BROUGHT CUPCAKES.
261
00:10:22,345 --> 00:10:24,865
HE'S SO HOT.
I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU.
262
00:10:24,969 --> 00:10:26,108
I KNOW,
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
263
00:10:26,211 --> 00:10:27,696
SINCE I STARTED
DATING MATTHEW.
264
00:10:27,799 --> 00:10:29,801
I THINK IT'S FINALLY
GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT.
265
00:10:29,905 --> 00:10:31,354
WHAT'S
GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT?
266
00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:32,562
SHH, SHH, SHH.
267
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:33,667
DON'T JUMP
TO ANY CONCLUSIONS.
268
00:10:33,771 --> 00:10:35,220
IT COULD BE ANYTHING.
269
00:10:35,324 --> 00:10:38,016
SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS HAVE
BEEN HANGING OUT FOR TWO MONTHS.
270
00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,087
I'M KINDA SURPRISED
IT'S TAKEN SO LONG.
271
00:10:40,191 --> 00:10:41,917
HE'S MAKING SUCH
A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT.
272
00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:45,127
I WISH HE'D JUST GO FOR IT.
273
00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:46,956
I'M GONNA SAY YES.
274
00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:47,785
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
275
00:10:47,888 --> 00:10:49,062
TURN IT UP, TURN IT UP.
276
00:10:49,165 --> 00:10:50,615
NO, DON'T--
DON'T TOUCH IT.
277
00:10:50,719 --> 00:10:52,928
YOU MUTED IT.
- WHAT?
278
00:10:53,031 --> 00:10:56,276
DON'T EVER TOUCH
THE BATCAVE.
279
00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:58,278
WELL, IF MATTHEW
EVER WORKS UP THE NERVE,
280
00:10:58,381 --> 00:11:00,832
YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONLY
FRESHMAN AT THE JUNIOR PROM.
281
00:11:00,936 --> 00:11:02,972
ARE YOU SURE
HE'S GONNA ASK YOU TONIGHT?
282
00:11:03,076 --> 00:11:03,973
I THINK SO.
283
00:11:04,077 --> 00:11:05,319
ALL RIGHT, THERE,
IT'S BACK ON.
284
00:11:05,423 --> 00:11:06,493
OKAY.
285
00:11:06,596 --> 00:11:08,012
I JUST HAVE
TO GET HIM ALONE.
286
00:11:08,115 --> 00:11:09,530
EVERY GIRL IN CLASS
IS ROOTING FOR YOU
287
00:11:09,634 --> 00:11:11,291
TO LAND THAT BIG BOY.
288
00:11:11,394 --> 00:11:16,020
WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL ARE WE
SENDING OUR DAUGHTER TO?
289
00:11:16,123 --> 00:11:18,263
IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S
THE ONLY ONE WHO'S ASKED ME.
290
00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:21,473
I'VE ALREADY TURNED DOWN
A BUNCH OF GUYS.
291
00:11:21,577 --> 00:11:23,717
I'M SAVING MYSELF FOR HIM.
292
00:11:23,821 --> 00:11:25,685
ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S IT.
293
00:11:25,788 --> 00:11:27,307
I'M GONNA GO DOWN THERE--
294
00:11:27,410 --> 00:11:28,653
DAVID, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
295
00:11:28,757 --> 00:11:29,896
NO, WE CAN'T LET HER KNOW
WE WERE SPYING ON HER.
296
00:11:29,999 --> 00:11:31,380
SHE WON'T EVER
TRUST US AGAIN.
297
00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,554
AMY,
I'M A PROFESSIONAL ACTOR.
298
00:11:33,658 --> 00:11:35,902
YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE
A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE
299
00:11:36,005 --> 00:11:37,800
OF {\an8}SEE DAD STOP IT
FROM HAPPENING,
300
00:11:37,904 --> 00:11:39,526
STARRING THIS GUY,
301
00:11:39,629 --> 00:11:40,561
DIRECTED BY THIS GUY,
302
00:11:40,665 --> 00:11:42,149
AND WRITTEN BY--
303
00:11:42,253 --> 00:11:43,530
DAVID, JUST GO, OKAY?
304
00:11:43,633 --> 00:11:44,842
AND ACTION.
305
00:11:44,945 --> 00:11:49,501
I BELIEVE I SAID,
"AND DIRECTED BY THIS GUY."
306
00:11:49,605 --> 00:11:51,607
AND ACTION.
307
00:11:56,439 --> 00:11:59,339
[dance music]
308
00:11:59,442 --> 00:12:01,548
♪
309
00:12:01,651 --> 00:12:03,412
HELLO, MATTHEW.
310
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,655
OH, HEY, MR. HOBBS.
WHAT'S UP?
311
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:09,176
WHAT'S UP WITH MR. HOBBS
IS NOT THE QUESTION.
312
00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:12,835
THE QUESTION IS, WHAT'S UP
WITH MATTHEW PEARSON?
313
00:12:14,837 --> 00:12:17,357
THE MAN LOVES A CAMERA.
314
00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:18,599
NOTHING.
315
00:12:18,703 --> 00:12:20,912
JUST, UH, READY TO HAVE
SOME FUN, I GUESS.
316
00:12:21,016 --> 00:12:22,880
OHH, WHAT KIND OF FUN
ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
317
00:12:22,983 --> 00:12:24,640
"ACTING OLDER
THAN WE ARE" FUN?
318
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,159
BECAUSE THAT KIND OF FUN
319
00:12:26,262 --> 00:12:29,265
LEADS TO A LONG RIDE
IN THE DESERT WITH A SHOVEL.
320
00:12:34,823 --> 00:12:37,273
DAD, CAN I TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING FOR A SEC?
321
00:12:37,377 --> 00:12:40,207
YEAH.
322
00:12:40,311 --> 00:12:41,243
WHAT?
323
00:12:41,346 --> 00:12:42,313
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
324
00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:43,728
HONEY, I SAW
THE PATIO DOOR OPEN.
325
00:12:43,832 --> 00:12:44,833
I DIDN'T WANT
ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS
326
00:12:44,936 --> 00:12:46,938
TO GET TAKEN AWAY
BY A COYOTE.
327
00:12:47,042 --> 00:12:49,009
UPSTAIRS!
328
00:12:54,187 --> 00:12:57,155
THIS CANNOT GET
ANY MORE EMBARRASSING.
329
00:12:57,259 --> 00:13:00,676
[in Scottish accent]
TOP O' THE PARTY TO YOU, LASSIE.
330
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,161
YET IT JUST DID.
331
00:13:03,265 --> 00:13:05,957
YOU KNOW, MARY,
IT'S IMPORTANT FOR A MAN
332
00:13:06,061 --> 00:13:07,787
TO ALWAYS STAND OUT
IN A CROWD.
333
00:13:07,890 --> 00:13:08,995
BUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT,
334
00:13:09,098 --> 00:13:11,963
I CAN CHANGE
INTO SOMETHING ELSE.
335
00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:16,105
I'M GONNA CHANGE
INTO SOMETHING ELSE.
336
00:13:16,209 --> 00:13:17,762
I THINK YOUR BROTHER
MAY HAVE A CRUSH ON ME.
337
00:13:17,866 --> 00:13:20,834
AND THE HITS
JUST KEEP ON COMING.
338
00:13:21,904 --> 00:13:24,182
PLEASE SIT DOWN.
339
00:13:27,772 --> 00:13:29,256
YOU DON'T FIT.
340
00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,638
WOW.
341
00:13:31,741 --> 00:13:35,435
YOU JUST CAME RIGHT OUT
AND SAID IT, DIDN'T YOU?
342
00:13:35,538 --> 00:13:37,161
I APPRECIATE YOUR HONESTY.
343
00:13:37,264 --> 00:13:39,025
IT'S TRUE, I DON'T FIT.
344
00:13:39,128 --> 00:13:42,028
HONESTLY, I'VE FELT THAT WAY
MY ENTIRE LIFE.
345
00:13:42,131 --> 00:13:43,063
EVERYWHERE I GO--
346
00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:46,101
DR. MONKEY CHUNKS
IS UNCOMFORTABLE.
347
00:13:46,204 --> 00:13:49,173
I'M SORRY.
I'VE SAID TOO MUCH.
348
00:13:52,555 --> 00:13:54,730
I'M SORRY MY DAD
WAS ACTING SO WEIRD.
349
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,663
NO, NO, HE'S FINE.
350
00:13:56,766 --> 00:13:57,837
REALLY, IT'S COOL
THAT YOUR PARENTS
351
00:13:57,940 --> 00:14:00,598
ARE LETTING YOU
THROW A PARTY.
352
00:14:00,701 --> 00:14:03,049
YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY
TONIGHT, EMILY.
353
00:14:03,152 --> 00:14:06,121
SO DO YOU.
354
00:14:06,224 --> 00:14:11,402
SO DO YOU WANNA
GO TAKE A WALK OUTSIDE?
355
00:14:11,505 --> 00:14:14,198
THERE'S KIND OF SOMETHING
I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO.
356
00:14:14,301 --> 00:14:15,820
OUCH!
357
00:14:15,924 --> 00:14:17,132
AHH...
358
00:14:17,235 --> 00:14:19,755
HI, GUYS. HEY.
359
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:23,138
I JUST HAD ME A HANKERING
FOR SOME, UH...
360
00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:25,174
UH, CREAM CHEESE.
361
00:14:25,278 --> 00:14:26,313
MMM.
362
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:27,452
NOW, REALLY, MOM?
363
00:14:27,556 --> 00:14:29,730
UH-HUH.
364
00:14:32,009 --> 00:14:35,253
EXPIRED.
365
00:14:35,357 --> 00:14:38,084
THAT'S WHAT REALLY
GIVES IT THE KICK, YOU KNOW?
366
00:14:38,187 --> 00:14:41,018
MATTHEW, CAN I HAVE A MOMENT,
PLEASE, WITH MY DAUGHTER
367
00:14:41,121 --> 00:14:42,605
JUST, YOU KNOW,
GIRL-TO-GIRL?
368
00:14:42,709 --> 00:14:44,124
- OKAY.
- THANK YOU.
369
00:14:44,228 --> 00:14:45,436
UH, YEAH, I'LL JUST
BE HANGING WITH THE GUYS.
370
00:14:45,539 --> 00:14:47,196
YEAH, YOU DO THAT.
371
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:50,648
OH!
372
00:14:50,751 --> 00:14:52,167
HELLO, MATTHEW.
373
00:14:52,270 --> 00:14:54,341
MR. HOBBS.
- YEAH?
374
00:14:54,445 --> 00:14:55,549
YOU SCARED ME.
375
00:14:55,653 --> 00:14:57,275
A LITTLE SKITTISH ARE WE?
376
00:14:57,379 --> 00:14:58,690
YEAH, A LITTLE.
377
00:14:58,794 --> 00:15:02,832
UH, LET'S STEP INTO
MY OFFICE, PLEASE.
378
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:07,147
MR. HOBBS, DO YOU THINK
MAYBE I CAN POSSIBLY
379
00:15:07,251 --> 00:15:09,425
TALK TO YOU ABOUT
SOMETHING REALLY QUICK?
380
00:15:09,529 --> 00:15:11,911
YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME?
381
00:15:12,014 --> 00:15:14,499
YEAH, YOU ARE
THE COOLEST DAD I KNOW.
382
00:15:14,603 --> 00:15:17,882
I'M LISTENING.
383
00:15:17,986 --> 00:15:21,058
SEE, I REALLY LIKE EMILY,
384
00:15:21,161 --> 00:15:24,406
AND I--
385
00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:26,787
MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
HOW HARD THIS IS FOR ME TO SAY.
386
00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:27,996
YEAH,
AND I CAN'T BELIEVE
387
00:15:28,099 --> 00:15:30,930
YOU'RE ACTUALLY
TRYING TO SAY IT.
388
00:15:31,033 --> 00:15:33,173
WELL, I MEAN,
IT'S HER FIRST TIME.
389
00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:34,588
AND SHE'S JUST A FRESHMAN.
390
00:15:34,692 --> 00:15:36,280
YOU KNOW,
I'M A LOT OLDER.
391
00:15:36,383 --> 00:15:39,110
SO I THOUGHT MAYBE I SHOULD
ASK YOUR PERMISSION.
392
00:15:39,214 --> 00:15:43,080
[laughs]
393
00:15:43,183 --> 00:15:44,944
YEAH.
394
00:15:45,047 --> 00:15:47,153
UH, UM...
395
00:15:47,256 --> 00:15:50,880
SO ARE YOU COOL
WITH ME ASKING HER TO PROM?
396
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,230
PROM?
397
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:59,061
WAIT A MINUTE, THIS WHOLE THING
IS ABOUT THE PROM?
398
00:15:59,165 --> 00:16:01,443
YEAH.
WHAT DID YOU THINK I MEANT?
399
00:16:01,546 --> 00:16:03,963
OH.
400
00:16:04,066 --> 00:16:05,999
[grunts]
401
00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:07,483
YEAH.
402
00:16:07,587 --> 00:16:09,313
WOW, UH, COME HERE, YOU.
403
00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:11,418
I'M JUST--
I'M SO NERVOUS.
404
00:16:11,522 --> 00:16:15,215
YEAH, I KNOW, NOT A LOT
OF PEOPLE GET TO HUG ME.
405
00:16:15,319 --> 00:16:17,079
[sighs]
406
00:16:17,183 --> 00:16:22,636
OH, LOOK,
THIS HUMMUS EXPIRED TOO.
407
00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:24,914
MOM, WHY ARE WE CLEANING OUT
THE REFRIGERATOR?
408
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,778
I'M IN THE MIDDLE
OF A PARTY.
409
00:16:26,882 --> 00:16:28,815
BECAUSE THINGS HAVE
AN EXPIRATION DATE, EMILY,
410
00:16:28,918 --> 00:16:30,713
AND OTHER THINGS
YOU HANG ON TO
411
00:16:30,817 --> 00:16:32,163
FOR AS LONG
AS YOU CAN, OKAY?
412
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:33,199
ESPECIALLY YOUR--
413
00:16:33,302 --> 00:16:34,269
OH, OH, HEY!
414
00:16:34,372 --> 00:16:35,684
OH, HOLD THAT THOUGHT,
HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
415
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:39,412
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
416
00:16:39,515 --> 00:16:41,759
[sighs]
417
00:16:44,658 --> 00:16:46,039
OH, YOU'RE STILL MY BABY.
418
00:16:46,143 --> 00:16:47,040
AH!
419
00:16:47,144 --> 00:16:48,179
ALL RIGHT.
420
00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:50,561
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL BE UPSTAIRS
IF YOU NEED US.
421
00:16:50,664 --> 00:16:52,114
I AM NOT GOING TO NEED YOU.
422
00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:55,669
WHERE'S MY CREAM CHEESE
CONDITIONER?
423
00:16:55,773 --> 00:16:57,533
DID SHE THROW IT AWAY?
424
00:16:57,637 --> 00:17:00,847
AMY!
HEY!
425
00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:02,573
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO HERE.
426
00:17:02,676 --> 00:17:06,232
WHAT A MESS.
427
00:17:06,335 --> 00:17:08,027
YOU'RE RIGHT.
428
00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:09,511
I AM A MESS.
429
00:17:09,614 --> 00:17:10,822
LOST.
430
00:17:10,926 --> 00:17:12,583
UNSURE OF MY PLACE
IN THE WORLD.
431
00:17:12,686 --> 00:17:15,275
YOU'RE DONE HERE.
432
00:17:15,379 --> 00:17:17,036
I AM DONE HERE.
433
00:17:17,139 --> 00:17:19,107
SO WHO'S NEXT?
434
00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:21,488
IT'S A GREAT QUESTION, JANIE.
435
00:17:21,592 --> 00:17:24,526
I GUESS
THERE'S ALWAYS ROMANO.
436
00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:27,287
I HEARD DANZA'S
TRYING TO MAKE A COMEBACK.
437
00:17:27,391 --> 00:17:28,737
OH, EXCELLENT.
438
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,256
KEVIN,
NEXT TIME YOU'RE OUT,
439
00:17:30,359 --> 00:17:32,016
I NEED YOU TO PICK ME UP
SOME CREAM CHEESE, OKAY?
440
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,742
CREAM CHEESE.
441
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,675
FOR HIS CONDITIONER.
442
00:17:35,778 --> 00:17:37,401
I'M ON IT!
443
00:17:37,504 --> 00:17:38,436
OH!
444
00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:40,059
HE NEEDS ME.
445
00:17:40,162 --> 00:17:43,200
[hyperventilating]
446
00:17:43,303 --> 00:17:47,031
[dance music]
447
00:17:47,135 --> 00:17:50,379
HEY, EMILY, I WAS
JUST TALKING TO YOUR DAD.
448
00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:51,932
YEAH.
449
00:17:52,036 --> 00:17:55,695
SAW YOU HUG.
450
00:17:55,798 --> 00:17:57,662
YEAH, NO, NO, IT'S GOOD.
IT'S GOOD.
451
00:17:57,766 --> 00:18:01,010
NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE
GET TO DO THAT.
452
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:05,463
SO, UM, I JUST
WANTED TO ASK YOU IF--
453
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:07,672
[techno music]
454
00:18:07,776 --> 00:18:13,264
♪
455
00:18:13,368 --> 00:18:15,473
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
456
00:18:15,577 --> 00:18:17,958
DANCING LIKE
NO ONE'S WATCHING.
457
00:18:18,062 --> 00:18:20,099
BUT EVERYONE
IS WATCHING!
458
00:18:20,202 --> 00:18:21,410
EVEN BETTER.
459
00:18:21,514 --> 00:18:23,999
♪
460
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,863
HE'S MAKING
A FOOL OF HIMSELF.
461
00:18:25,966 --> 00:18:28,969
I KNOW.
IT'S KINDA SWEET.
462
00:18:29,073 --> 00:18:31,075
I CAN'T LEAVE HIM HANGING.
463
00:18:31,179 --> 00:18:39,118
♪
464
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:51,647
SO YOU WERE GONNA
ASK ME SOMETHING?
465
00:18:51,751 --> 00:18:53,442
YEAH, I WAS.
466
00:18:53,546 --> 00:18:55,686
UM...
467
00:18:55,789 --> 00:18:59,690
EMILY, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO GO TO PROM WITH ME?
468
00:18:59,793 --> 00:19:01,485
YES, I WOULD LOVE TO.
469
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,490
OH.
470
00:19:06,593 --> 00:19:08,250
[hyperventilating]
471
00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:15,671
WELL, DAVID,
LOOKS LIKE OUR LITTLE GIRL
472
00:19:15,775 --> 00:19:17,915
IS STILL OUR LITTLE GIRL.
473
00:19:18,018 --> 00:19:20,435
YEAH, TOLD YOU
NOT TO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.
474
00:19:20,538 --> 00:19:21,953
[laughs]
475
00:19:22,057 --> 00:19:24,163
WE WERE WORRIED
ABOUT TRUSTING HER
476
00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:26,751
WHEN SHE SHOULD BE THE ONE
WORRIED ABOUT TRUSTING US.
477
00:19:26,855 --> 00:19:28,374
- YEAH.
- HMM?
478
00:19:28,477 --> 00:19:30,962
GUESS WE CAN'T WATCH HER
FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE.
479
00:19:31,066 --> 00:19:32,205
WE HAVE TO LET HER
GROW UP ON HER OWN
480
00:19:32,309 --> 00:19:35,346
AND HOPE THAT
WE RAISED HER RIGHT.
481
00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:37,072
HMM.
482
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,213
GOOD NEWS IS YOU DID
A GREAT JOB WITH HER.
483
00:19:40,317 --> 00:19:42,905
[laughs]
THANKS.
484
00:19:43,009 --> 00:19:46,461
OKAY, IT'S A MINUTE
PAST 10:00,
485
00:19:46,564 --> 00:19:47,600
LET'S SHUT THIS MOTHER DOWN.
486
00:19:47,703 --> 00:19:49,049
YEP.
487
00:19:49,153 --> 00:19:52,432
MAYBE JUST I SHOULD GO, BATMAN.
488
00:19:52,536 --> 00:19:54,262
YES, GOOD CALL.
489
00:19:54,365 --> 00:19:59,681
I'LL STAY HERE AND POWER DOWN
THE BATCAVE FOR GOOD.
490
00:20:05,445 --> 00:20:07,447
YOU'RE GOING DOWN, STAMOS.
491
00:20:21,703 --> 00:20:23,291
I HAD A GREAT TIME, JOE.
492
00:20:23,394 --> 00:20:26,328
ME TOO.
493
00:20:26,432 --> 00:20:28,537
YOU KNOW I'M A LITTLE
TOO OLD FOR YOU, RIGHT?
494
00:20:28,641 --> 00:20:30,194
I GUESS SO.
495
00:20:30,298 --> 00:20:31,471
BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
496
00:20:31,575 --> 00:20:35,648
IN ABOUT TEN YEARS,
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME A CALL?
497
00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:37,822
ONLY TEN YEARS.
498
00:20:37,926 --> 00:20:39,928
AH.