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THEN DR. MONKEY CHUNKS
AND PRINCESS PONY BROKE UP.

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OH, SHOOT THE BALL.
SHOOT THE BALL.

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TURNS OUT DR. MONKEY CHUNKS
SAID A FEW WORDS

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SHE CAN'T TAKE BACK.

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BABY, YOU KNOW WHAT BRINGS
FRIENDS TOGETHER?

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BASKETBALL.

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YAY!
WANNA KNOW WHAT ELSE?

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JANIE, REMEMBER HOW WE PLAY
THE "QUIET GAME"

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WHEN DADDY WATCHES
THE LAKERS?

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ONLY TALK DURING COMMERCIALS.

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EXACTLY RIGHT.
[referee whistle on TV]

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WHICH IS NOW. GO.

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AND THEN DR. MONKEY CHUNKS--

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OOH! WAIT, IT'S ME.
♪ CALI CITRUS O.J.

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♪ ON MY MIND

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♪ WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS
FOR A LONG, LONG TIME ♪

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♪ MY FAVORITE WAY
TO START THE DAY ♪

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♪ IS WITH A SHOT OF CALI SUN
IN MY O.J. ♪

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♪

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AH.

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[ding]

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THAT COMMERCIAL MAKES ME WANT
TO HAVE SOME ORANGE JUICE.

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I CAN'T EVEN RESIST MYSELF.

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I CANNOT BELIEVE
HE DID THAT.

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- I KNOW.
- SO LAME.

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WHATEVER.
both: SERIOUSLY.

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WHERE'S MOM?

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MOM IS WORKING LATE.
WHAT'S UP?

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OH. RELATIONSHIP STUFF.
NOT REALLY YOUR TERRITORY.

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COME ON,
YOU CAN TALK TO ME.

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EM, PEOPLE WHO
ARE REALLY OLD

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SOMETIMES ARE,
LIKE, REALLY WISE.

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MAYBE YOU SHOULD LISTEN
TO HIM.

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THANK YOU, ZOE.

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COME ON.

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SERIOUSLY, I'LL EVEN TURN OFF
THE LAKER GAME.

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OKAY.

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SO, I WAS VISITING MATTHEW

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DURING HIS SHIFT
AT BURGER UNIVERSE...

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- MM-HMM.
- AND--

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YOU ONLY MUTED IT.

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EYES HERE.
- YES, RIGHT. SORRY.

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OKAY, GOT IT.
THERE WE GO.

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ANYWAY, HE BARELY PAID
ANY ATTENTION TO ME.

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HE WAS ALL GIGGLING
AND FLIRTING

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AND REFILLING KETCHUPS
WITH LAUREN.

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LAUREN'S
THE ASSISTANT MANAGER.

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AND HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND.

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WELL, UM,

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COULD HE HAVE BEEN
BUSY WORKING?

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UH, HELLO?

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EX-GIRLFRIEND?

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OBVIOUSLY,
I NEED TO TALK TO MOM.

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NO, WAIT. UM--

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THAT WENT WELL.

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[upbeat music]

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♪

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HEY, HONEY.

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- HEY.
- WHERE'S EMILY?

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SHE WANTED TO TALK TO ME
ABOUT SOMETHING

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BEFORE I LEFT.

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YEAH, I KNOW.

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AMY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT
THIS LAST NIGHT.

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CAN YOU DO ME A FA--
CAN YOU LET ME

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HANDLE THIS ONE,
PLEASE?

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YOU WANT TO HANDLE OUR
TEENAGE DAUGHTER'S DRAMA {\an8}<i>ALONE?</i>

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YEAH.

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WOW, LOOK WHO'S GOT
HIS BIG-BOY PANTS ON.

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[slaps]
HMM?

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BUT THE THING IS THIS.

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SHE'S 14 YEARS OLD, RIGHT?
- RIGHT.

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IN A COUPLE YEARS,
SHE'S GONNA BE

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OUT OF THIS HOUSE,

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AND THE WINDOW'S CLOSING
FOR ME TO HAVE

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THE KIND OF BOND
WITH HER THAT YOU DO.

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RIGHT?

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AND I JUST WANT HER
TO TALK TO ME MORE

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AND HAVE JANIE TALK
TO ME LESS.

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AWW, I THINK IT'S SWEET
YOU WANT THAT WITH EMILY.

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JUST KEEP ME IN THE LOOP.

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NO, I CAN'T DO THAT.
I CAN'T KEEP YOU IN THE LOOP.

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IF I DO THAT,
SHE'LL COME RUNNING TO YOU

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EVERY MINUTE, OKAY?

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I NEED YOU TO GO COLD TURKEY
ON THIS ONE.

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OKAY.
WELL, JUST GIVE ME THE AREA.

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IS IT SCHOOL?

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MEAN GIRLS?
A BOY THING?

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SHE AND MATTHEW ARE HAVING
PROBLEMS, AREN'T THEY?

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- GOOD-BYE.
- THIS MUST BE KILLING HER.

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GOOD-BYE.
COME ON.

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YOU'RE IN OVER YOUR HEAD, DAVID.

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- ALL RIGHT.
- IN OVER YOUR HEAD.

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- I AGREE.
- OH. HEY, WHAT?

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YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

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YEAH, BUT WE BOTH KNOW
THAT SHE IS RIGHT.

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ALL I WANT IS FOR EMILY
TO TALK TO ME MORE,

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OPEN UP TO ME
ABOUT HER PROBLEMS.

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WHY WOULD YOU WANT
TO DO THAT, MAN?

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YOU EVER OPEN UP
A JACK-IN-THE-BOX?

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WITH A TEENAGE GIRL,
IT'S, LIKE--

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[humming {\an8}<i>Pop Goes the Weasel]
POP! I HATE YOU!</i>

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MMM.

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MMM.

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AH. MAY I?

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WELL, ENJOY THE FREE O.J.
WHILE YOU CAN.

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I TOLD CALI CITRUS YESTERDAY

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THAT I MIGHT NOT
RENEW MY CONTRACT WITH THEM.

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BUT, MAN, YOU'VE BEEN
MR. CALI CITRUS

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FOR EIGHT YEARS.

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WHY WOULD YOU THINK
ABOUT QUITTING?

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MARCUS, BECAUSE THEY USED
TO WOO ME BIG-TIME.

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REMEMBER?

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ALWAYS DURING CONTRACT RENEWAL.

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REMEMBER MY FIRST CONTRACT
WITH THEM

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WHEN THEY RENTED THAT
HOT AIR BALLOON,

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SO I COULD SIGN IT

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WHILE RUNNING MY FINGERS
THROUGH THE CLOUDS?

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I WAS THERE, MAN.

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THAT BALLOON RIDE
WAS SO ROMANTIC.

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THEN THERE WAS
A BEAUTIFUL BREEZE,

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AND THEN WHEN
THE SUN WAS SETTING--

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REMEMBER THAT?
WE {\an8}<i>TITANIC'D,</i> REMEMBER THAT?

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THAT GOT WEIRD, DIDN'T IT?

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YES, IT DID.
YES, IT DID.

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- YEAH.
- YES, IT DID.

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ANYWAY,
THEY JUST SENT

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THAT CONTRACT TO ME
IN THE MAIL.

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THERE WAS NO WOOING. NOTHING.

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AWW, JUST A CONTRACT
FOLLOWED BY A SACK OF MONEY.

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POOR DAVID.

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HEY.
WHAT IS THAT?

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"A TASTE OF NAPA" GIFT BASKET
FROM CALI CITRUS.

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OOH!
HEY, LET THE WOOING BEGIN.

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THAT'S A GIFT BASKET

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FROM DAD'S ORANGE JUICE COMMERCIAL.

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SO?

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WELL, WHEN DAD NEGOTIATES
NEW CONTRACTS,

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HE GETS ALL SORTS
OF FREE STUFF,

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WHICH MEANS WE CAN
GET ALL SORTS OF FREE STUFF.

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I'M FIVE.
EVERYTHING I GET IS FREE.

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[phone rings]

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[phone beeps]
HOBBS' RESIDENCE.

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OH.
IT'S CALI CITRUS.

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OOH.

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TELL THEM THANK YOU
FOR THE CUTE GIFT BASKET.

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BUT I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET,
OKAY?

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JUST KEEP THEM GUESSING.
- OH, YEAH.

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AND I'LL KEEP 'EM ON HOLD
FOR A LITTLE WHILE

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JUST TO MAKE 'EM NERVOUS.
[laughs]

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I FEEL SO DANGEROUS
RIGHT NOW.

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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HE NEEDS TO GET OUT
THE HOUSE MORE, MAN.

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AND MAYBE GET HIM A WOMAN
OR SOMETHING,

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'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW.

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HEY.

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EMILY, HOW'S IT GOING
WITH MATTHEW?

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I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.

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YEAH, UM--

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LISTEN, I KNOW YOU THINK

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THAT YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME,
BUT YOU CAN.

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OKAY, TRUST ME.
I'M A GUY.

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I KNOW WHAT GUYS THINK.

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I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

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WELL, ALL RIGHT.
THEN, UM--

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JUST THINK OF ME
AS ONE OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS.

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RIGHT?
WE USE THE SAME HAIR PRODUCTS.

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I ACTUALLY JUST TRIED
SOMETHING NEW.

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YEAH, I NOTICED
THE EXTRA BOUNCE.

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IT LOOKS GREAT.
- RIGHT?

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[sighs]
ALL RIGHT, IT'S WORTH A SHOT.

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SO, I FOUND OUT
MATTHEW TOOK SOME EXTRA SHIFTS

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AT BURGER UNIVERSE.
- RIGHT.

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PROBABLY SO HE COULD
SPEND MORE TIME WITH LAUREN.

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OKAY, NOW, ARE YOU SURE?

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THAT--THAT
HE'S WORKING EXTRA SHIFTS

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JUST TO BE WITH HER?

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YEAH.

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HE USED TO WANT TO SPEND
EVERY MINUTE WITH ME.

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AND NOW HE'S ALL,

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"BURGERS AREN'T GONNA
FLIP THEMSELVES, BABE."

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WELL, THEY DON'T.

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ONE THING AT A TIME.
- WHERE'S MOM?

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UM, EMILY, I GOT IT. LOOK.

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I'M KIND OF GOING THROUGH
THE SAME THING

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RIGHT NOW.

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YOU HAVE TO THINK
OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP

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AS A NEGOTIATION.

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YOU HAVE TO PLAY
HARD TO GET, ALL RIGHT?

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DON'T RETURN
HIS TEXT MESSAGES.

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DON'T RETURN HIS PHONE CALLS.

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HE'S GOT TO UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU'RE A GREAT CATCH.

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WOW, THAT WAS
ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD ADVICE.

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THANKS, DADDY.
- OH. WELL.

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IT KIND OF REMINDS ME
OF A SPECIAL EPISODE--

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NO, NO, NO, NO.

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DON'T RUIN IT.

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- HI, MOM.
- HI.

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OH, SHE LOOKS HAPPY.
- UH-HUH.

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SO, I GUESS WHATEVER
YOU'RE DOING...

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IS WORKING.
- YES.

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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- DON'T. NO.

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NOT TELLING YOU.

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YOU WENT ALL DAY
WITHOUT CHECKING ON ME.

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LEAVE IT THERE.

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THAT'S BECAUSE EVERY TIME
I THOUGHT ABOUT IT,

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I DISTRACTED MYSELF.

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I EVEN TOOK UP KNITTING.

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DID YOU TAKE UP KNITTING
OR MAGIC?

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CHECK IT OUT.

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GOLF CLUBS
FROM CALI CITRUS.

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OOH!
I'M STARTING TO FEEL THE WOO.

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NOT A FULL WOO,
KIND OF A SEMI-WOO.

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BUT I'M NOT SWEPT OFF
MY FEET YET.

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BUT THESE ARE ALL RIGHT.

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YOU KNOW, MY WIFE
ONCE SWEPT ME OFF MY FEET.

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TURNS OUT I WAS
STANDING ON AN OREO.

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[phone rings]

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RECOGNIZE THAT RING.

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THAT IS THE DISTINCTIVE RING
OF DESPERATION.

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[phone beeps]
CHELLO?

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HI.
HEY, LISTEN.

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I WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR THE GOLF CLUBS.

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THEY'RE, UM--

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THEY'RE CUTE. YEAH.

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HEY, CAN YOU CALL ME BACK
IN A FEW MINUTES?

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I'M ON THE PHONE WITH
THE FLORIDA GRAPEFRUIT PEOPLE.

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YES. OH.

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THANK YOU.
[phone beeps]

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THERE'S AN OFFER
FROM FLORIDA GRAPEFRUIT?

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OF COURSE NOT, BUT
CALI CITRUS DOESN'T KNOW THAT.

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AHH.
- AHH...

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- UH?
- AHH.

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WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?

234
00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:39,736
LOOK, FLORIDA GRAPEFRUIT
NEVER CALLED, KEVIN.

235
00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:41,869
IT'S A NEGOTIATING TACTIC.

236
00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:45,089
OH. AHH.

237
00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:46,917
LET'S GO IN THE YARD
AND TEST THESE BABIES OUT.

238
00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:49,093
HEY, KIDS,
IF CALI CITRUS CALLS,

239
00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:50,442
TELL THEM I'M BUSY.

240
00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:52,357
AHH.
[laughs]

241
00:08:52,488 --> 00:08:53,968
KEVIN,
WE'RE DONE WITH THAT.

242
00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:55,099
OH.

243
00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:57,841
[phone rings]

244
00:08:57,972 --> 00:08:58,929
[phone beeps]

245
00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:01,584
CHELLO.

246
00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:04,718
IT'S CALI CITRUS.
WATCH ME WORK.

247
00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:06,937
SORRY, BUT MY DAD'S
SUPER BUSY

248
00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:09,592
TRYING TO FIX HIS BROKEN
VIDEO GAME SYSTEM.

249
00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:11,507
OKAY, THANKS. BYE.
[phone beeps]

250
00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:14,728
DADDY'S SYSTEM
ISN'T BROKEN.

251
00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:17,121
BUT MINE IS.
UH?

252
00:09:17,252 --> 00:09:20,255
- AHH.
- YEAH.

253
00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:23,388
HEY, DAD.

254
00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:24,738
THIS IS MY FRIEND, DEAN.

255
00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:26,130
I'VE BEEN TUTORING HIM
IN HISTORY.

256
00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:28,219
- HEY.
- OH.

257
00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:31,266
THIS FEELS RIGHT.

258
00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:33,268
YEAH. I GET THAT A LOT, ACTUALLY.

259
00:09:33,398 --> 00:09:35,923
YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOL
ABOUT HISTORY?

260
00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:40,667
AFTER ANYTHING HAPPENS,
IT--IT BECOMES HISTORY.

261
00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:45,236
GOD, LIKE, WHAT I JUST SAID
IS HISTORY NOW.

262
00:09:45,367 --> 00:09:47,630
AND THAT TOO.

263
00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:49,850
DEAN, I NEED TO TALK
TO MY DAD FOR A SEC.

264
00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:52,156
WHY DON'T YOU GET STARTED
ON THE NEXT CHAPTER?

265
00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:54,376
"CAUSES OF THE CIVIL WAR."
IT'S DUE TOMORROW.

266
00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:57,597
SO HISTORY'S DUE
IN THE FUTURE.

267
00:09:57,727 --> 00:10:01,557
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?

268
00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:02,863
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

269
00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:06,606
YOU'LL PROBABLY BE DOING THIS
AGAIN NEXT YEAR.

270
00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:13,743
WOW, THAT EXPLAINS
WHY HE NEEDS A TUTOR.

271
00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:15,223
MATTHEW TOTALLY IGNORED ME
IGNORING HIS TEXTS.

272
00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:17,791
HE'S NOT FIGHTING FOR ME
AT ALL, DAD.

273
00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:19,619
WELL, HE JUST NEED
TO REALIZE

274
00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:21,577
THAT THERE'S A TON OF GUYS
OUT THERE

275
00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:23,187
THAT ARE DYING TO WOO YOU.

276
00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:24,754
LIKE WHO?

277
00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:27,191
I DON'T KNOW.
LIKE--LIKE DON.

278
00:10:27,322 --> 00:10:28,323
DEAN?

279
00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:31,195
IS THERE A CHANCE
THERE'S A DON?

280
00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:32,327
- NO.
- NO?

281
00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:34,808
ALL RIGHT, THEN DEAN.

282
00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:36,853
HE'S SUPER CUTE,
BUT HE'S DEAN.

283
00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,594
I'VE NEVER REALLY THOUGHT
OF HIM LIKE THAT.

284
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:39,813
ALL RIGHT, WELL, MATTHEW
DOESN'T KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

285
00:10:39,943 --> 00:10:41,249
SO YOU GOTTA
KEEP HIM GUESSING.

286
00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:42,990
LET HIS IMAGINATION
RUN WILD.

287
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,122
SO WHAT YOU DO FOR
YOUR NEXT TUTORING SESSION,

288
00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:48,865
TAKE DEAN HERE
TO BURGER UNIVERSE.

289
00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:51,128
THAT WAY MATTHEW DOESN'T THINK
YOU'RE JUST SITTING AROUND

290
00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:52,477
WAITING FOR HIM.

291
00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:54,741
WOW, DAD, YOU'RE ON A ROLL.

292
00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:56,699
THAT REMINDS ME OF
OUR SPECIAL EPISODE,

293
00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,483
{\an8}<i>SEE DAD ON A ROLL,
HOLD THE MAYO,WHERE I--</i>

294
00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:00,137
- NO, NO, NO, NO.
- RIGHT?

295
00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:03,358
DON'T RUIN IT.

296
00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:10,060
FRUIT CENTER.

297
00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:14,064
FRUIT CENTER.

298
00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:16,806
WHITE?

299
00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:20,636
HEY, DAD.
WHAT'S A "NOUGAT"?

300
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:24,901
NO ONE KNOWS.

301
00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,337
- HEY, DAD.
- YEAH.

302
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:27,382
[door closes]

303
00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:29,427
TURNS OUT YOUR ADVICE
WAS PERFECT.

304
00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,734
OKAY, MATTHEW SAW
YOU AND DEAN TOGETHER,

305
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:34,084
GOT JEALOUS,
AND YOU GUYS MADE UP?

306
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:35,216
NOPE.

307
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:36,652
MATTHEW SAW US,

308
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,175
HE COMPLETELY IGNORED ME AGAIN,

309
00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:40,700
AND WE BROKE UP.

310
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:41,962
[gasps]
THEY BROKE UP?

311
00:11:42,092 --> 00:11:43,093
OH, I KNEW IT.

312
00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:46,531
I'M OUT OF THE LOOP
FOR ONE SECOND.

313
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:50,144
[thud]
UGH.

314
00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:52,363
WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, EMILY.

315
00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:54,670
YOU WERE RIGHT, DAD.
MATTHEW DOESN'T DESERVE ME.

316
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,019
I AM A GREAT CATCH.

317
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:58,152
YOU ARE A GREAT CATCH.
AND I'M A GREAT CATCH.

318
00:11:58,282 --> 00:11:59,849
WE'RE BOTH GOOD CATCHES,
HOW ABOUT THAT?

319
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:00,850
- THANK YOU, DADDY.
- ALL RIGHT.

320
00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:03,505
[smooches]

321
00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:06,116
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

322
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:07,857
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
I JUST MADE OUR DAUGHTER HAPPY.

323
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:09,598
YOU BROKE HER UP
WITH MATTHEW.

324
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,339
AND SHE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.

325
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:13,254
DAVID,
HE WAS HER FIRST BOYFRIEND.

326
00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:14,690
OBVIOUSLY, SHE'S LYING
TO HERSELF.

327
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:18,085
YOU CAN'T JUST GET OVER
A RELATIONSHIP THAT QUICKLY.

328
00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:20,130
OR MAYBE
SOMEBODY'S A LITTLE UPSET

329
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:23,046
THAT THEY'RE OUT
OF THE LOOP.

330
00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:26,876
HOW AM I LOOKING
IN MY BIG-BOY PANTS NOW?

331
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:31,925
[doorbell rings]

332
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,234
- DAVID HOBBS.
- SON OF.

333
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:39,541
DELIVERY FROM CALI CITRUS.

334
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:41,804
- THANKS.
- THERE'S MORE.

335
00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:44,938
HELLO, GAME SYSTEM.

336
00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:48,855
HELLO, PONY.

337
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:51,118
HOW DID YOU GET A PONY?

338
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:53,424
I KNOW HOW TO ANSWER
THE PHONE TOO.

339
00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:57,472
CHELLO?
GO BIG OR GO HOME.

340
00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:59,735
[pony passes gas]

341
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:03,043
OH.
HE JUST WENT BIG.

342
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:04,218
HEY, GUYS.
COME ON.

343
00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:06,002
WE'VE GOT SCHOOL
IN 20 MINUTES.

344
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,874
[pony whinnies]

345
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:11,616
BE RIGHT THERE.

346
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:14,576
HEY.
WHAT IS THAT?

347
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,317
MY "MATTHEW" BOX.

348
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,362
IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF MEMORIES
FROM OUR RELATIONSHIP,

349
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,495
WHICH IS TOTALLY OVER NOW.

350
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:21,975
[loudly]
GOING FOR A RUN!

351
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:24,455
I'M JUST GONNA STRETCH
FOR A SECOND.

352
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:28,372
SO TALK AMONGST YOURSELVES.
CAN'T HEAR A THING.

353
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,461
- AMY.
- MM-HMM.

354
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:34,117
[loudly]
YEAH?

355
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:36,380
YOUR EARBUDS, THEY'RE NOT
PLUGGED INTO ANYTHING.

356
00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:39,601
OH, I STILL CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING.

357
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:42,169
CATCH YOU GUYS LATER.
ALL RIGHT.

358
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:43,300
[door closes]

359
00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:45,825
YOUR MOM IS A PIECE
OF WORK.

360
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,262
WHAT'S IN THERE?
- NOTHING.

361
00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:50,046
JUST SOME THINGS
I THOUGHT I'D KEEP FOREVER.

362
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:55,051
YOU KNOW, LIKE, PICTURES
AND MOVIE TICKET STUBS.

363
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:58,098
OUR "WHALE LOVERS FOREVER"
BUMPER STICKER.

364
00:13:58,228 --> 00:14:00,752
YET ANOTHER LIE.
- I'M PROUD OF YOU, EMILY.

365
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:06,280
YOU'RE MOVING ON.
- SO MOVING ON.

366
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:07,498
YOU KNOW,
MATTHEW MADE IT CLEAR

367
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:08,935
HE WASN'T INTERESTED
IN MAKING

368
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,458
ANY NEW MEMORIES WITH ME,

369
00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:11,633
SO WHY KEEP THE OLD ONES?

370
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,461
BESIDES, I'M WITH DEAN NOW.

371
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,550
OH, HEY.
MR. H.

372
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,073
HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME
LETTING MYSELF IN

373
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:18,727
NOW THAT WE'RE FAMILY,
YOU KNOW.

374
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,077
HEY, GROUP HUG.
- OH, YES.

375
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,950
YEAH.
THIS FEELS EVEN RIGHT-ER.

376
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:27,562
WELL, AS LONG
AS EMILY'S HAPPY, I'M HAPPY.

377
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:29,346
WHOA.

378
00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:33,176
YOU GUYS HAVE GOT
A HOT GARDENER.

379
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:42,229
HEY, GENTS,
WHAT'S GOING ON?

380
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:44,753
HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND.
YOU TELL HIM.

381
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,581
YOU ARE THE ONE
WHO HAS HIS POSTER

382
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:47,364
ABOVE YOUR BED.

383
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:50,933
YOU TELL HIM.

384
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:54,894
CALI CITRUS DROPPED YOU.

385
00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,591
LOOK, DON'T SHOOT
THE MESSENGER, DAVID,

386
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,593
WHICH IS CLEARLY KEVIN.

387
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:01,639
THEY SAID YOU WEREN'T RESPONDING
TO ANY OF THEIR WOOING,

388
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,772
SO THEY MOVED ON.

389
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,688
WOW.

390
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:08,864
OKAY.

391
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,344
LOOK, LOOK, MAN. LOOK.

392
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:12,955
IF THEY DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU
ANY NEW COMMERCIALS,

393
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:14,304
FINE.
THEY DON'T DESERVE YOU.

394
00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:16,350
YEAH.
WE'RE MOVING ON.

395
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,048
UGH!
- HEY!

396
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,920
THAT'S ALL I HAVE LEFT!
WHAT WAS THAT?

397
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,008
AN ACT OF ANGER
ON YOUR BEHALF

398
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:24,880
THAT WAS NOT
WELL THOUGHT THROUGH.

399
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,360
LOOK, MAN.

400
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:30,146
WE'LL GET YOU A NEW SPONSORSHIP
LIKE FLORIDA GRAPEFRUIT.

401
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:31,408
MARCUS, I DON'T WANT
A REBOUND JUICE.

402
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:34,498
I WAS WITH CALI CITRUS
FOR EIGHT YEARS.

403
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:37,632
YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO GET OVER
A RELATIONSHIP THAT FAST.

404
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,939
NOBODY GETS OVER
A RELATIONSHIP THAT FAST.

405
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:43,116
YEAH.
NOT EVEN EMILY.

406
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,813
NO.

407
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,207
OH. DEAN.

408
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:50,036
DEAN IS HER REBOUND JUICE.

409
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,429
WHAT?

410
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:55,171
THE HOT GARDENER WAS RIGHT.

411
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:57,434
DAVID, YOU'RE NOT THINKING
CLEARLY HERE.

412
00:15:57,565 --> 00:16:00,220
JOSE'S CUTE,
BUT HE'S CERTAINLY NOT HOT.

413
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:03,005
I TOLD EMILY TO PLAY
HARD TO GET WITH MATTHEW,

414
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:04,702
THEY'VE BROKEN UP,
AND NOW SHE'S WITH DEAN,

415
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:07,270
AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

416
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,185
SO YOU GAVE YOUR DAUGHTER
DATING ADVICE

417
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:12,275
BASED ON AN ORANGE JUICE
COMMERCIAL NEGOTIATION?

418
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:15,409
WELL, WHEN YOU SAY IT
LIKE THAT--

419
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:18,629
I GOTTA FIX THIS.
I HAVE TO FIX THIS FOR EMILY.

420
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,196
I REALLY DO.
JOE!

421
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:23,721
JANIE, LET'S GO.
WE'RE GOING TO BURGER UNIVERSE.

422
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:30,380
KEVIN, FIND OUT WHAT THIS
FREAKISHLY SMALL HORSE WANTS.

423
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:33,731
HERE ARE
YOUR TWO JUNIOR ASTRO MEALS.

424
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,429
[imitating rocket blast]

425
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:36,430
HEY, MR. HOBBS.

426
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,649
MATTHEW.

427
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:42,827
LISTEN, EMILY TOLD ME
THAT YOU GUYS BROKE UP,

428
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:43,915
AND I JUST WANTED
TO MAKE SURE

429
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,656
THAT THAT'S WHAT
YOU REALLY WANT.

430
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,963
WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER
SINCE EMILY'S WITH DEAN NOW.

431
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:50,313
[car horn honks]

432
00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:51,358
YOU CAN'T HOLD UP THE LINE,
MR. HOBBS.

433
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,359
OKAY.
[car horn honks]

434
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,056
OH. OH.
OKAY. FINE.

435
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:57,494
HE'S GOT MY CHANGE.

436
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:01,281
WELCOME TO BURGER UNIVERSE

437
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:02,064
WHERE OUR BURGERS
ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD.

438
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,326
MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

439
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:06,634
WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH YOU AND LAUREN?

440
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,462
IS THAT YOU, MR. HOBBS?

441
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,420
YES, MATTHEW. IT'S ME.
WHAT'S THE DEAL?

442
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:14,859
YOU HAVE TO PLACE AN ORDER.

443
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:17,645
GIVE ME
ANOTHER JUNIOR ASTRO MEAL.

444
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:18,994
WITH THE GIRL TOY
THIS TIME.

445
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:22,171
WITH THE GIRL TOY.

446
00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:24,869
THAT'S ONE JUNIOR ASTRO MEAL
WITH A GIRL TOY.

447
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,698
PLEASE PULL UP
TO THE WINDOW.

448
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,356
IS THERE SOMETHING GOING ON
WITH YOU AND LAUREN?

449
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:35,576
I TOLD EMILY
WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.

450
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,795
[car honks]

451
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,232
YOU CAN'T KEEP HOLDING UP
THE LINE.

452
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:40,668
OH, FINE.

453
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:41,625
HEY, CAN WE GET
SOME EXTRA BIG DIPPER DIP?

454
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:44,759
AND SATURN RINGS.

455
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,074
- YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
- LOOK.

456
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:56,858
EMILY IS ONLY WITH DEAN

457
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,599
BECAUSE SHE THINKS
YOU LIKE LAUREN.

458
00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,296
BUT I DON'T.

459
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:02,168
WELL, THEN,
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS AT WORK?

460
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:03,778
I'VE BEEN WORKING
EXTRA SHIFTS,

461
00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:06,041
SO I CAN GET EMILY A GIFT FOR
OUR THREE-MONTH ANNIVERSARY.

462
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:09,827
WELL, MATTHEW,
WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER THAT?

463
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,699
YOU'VE GOT TO FIGHT FOR EMILY.

464
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:14,093
IT'S TOO LATE.
SHE'S MOVED ON.

465
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:15,659
SHE'S HERE WITH DEAN NOW.

466
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:18,488
[car horn honking]

467
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,534
EMILY!
EMILY, I GAVE YOU BAD ADVICE.

468
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:23,711
I WAS WRONG.

469
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,756
IS THAT MY DAD?

470
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:29,238
I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR DAD
WORKED HERE. COOL.

471
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:30,979
MATTHEW DOESN'T LIKE LAUREN.

472
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,328
HE WAS WORKING EXTRA SHIFTS

473
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,939
TO BUY YOU
AN ANNIVERSARY GIFT.

474
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,681
YOU KIND OF RUINED
THE SURPRISE, MR. HOBBS.

475
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,292
MATTHEW, I'M AN ACTOR.
I KNOW ABOUT THESE THINGS.

476
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:42,382
YOU HAVE TO FIGHT FOR EMILY.

477
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:45,254
THAT ONE DIDN'T NEED
TO GO OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER.

478
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:47,474
IS WHAT MY DAD SAID TRUE?

479
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:50,085
EMILY, THIS AREA'S
FOR EMPLOYEES ONLY.

480
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:53,262
YOU'RE NOT EVEN WEARING
A HAIRNET.

481
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:54,872
WERE YOU REALLY WORKING
EXTRA SHIFTS

482
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:57,266
JUST SO YOU COULD BUY ME
AN ANNIVERSARY GIFT?

483
00:18:57,397 --> 00:19:00,574
SURPRISE.

484
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:02,663
WHAT'S UP?

485
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:04,752
I'M SO GETTING FIRED.

486
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:07,320
DID ANYBODY HERE WASH
THEIR HANDS?

487
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:09,278
DEAN,
I AM SO SORRY

488
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:10,714
I MIXED YOU UP
IN ALL OF THIS.

489
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,063
YOU'RE A GREAT GUY.

490
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,195
IT'S ALL GOOD.

491
00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:14,283
I CAN SEE
THAT YOU TWO

492
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:15,763
ARE TOTALLY MEANT
TO BE TOGETHER.

493
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,199
PLUS,
I'VE BEEN HAVING TROUBLE

494
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:20,376
GETTING THAT HOT GARDENER
OUT OF MY MIND.

495
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:23,858
MATTHEW.

496
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:26,556
I SHOULD'VE JUST TRUSTED YOU
INSTEAD OF THINKING THE WORST.

497
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:29,603
I WAS JUST UPSET BECAUSE
YOU WEREN'T FIGHTING FOR ME.

498
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,996
I'M REALLY SORRY.

499
00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:33,911
CAN YOU FORGIVE ME?

500
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:38,177
I CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.

501
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:41,005
I'M STILL HERE.
KIND OF GROSS.

502
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:50,624
OUR FIRST MAKE-UP FRY.

503
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,930
JUST SORRY I THREW OUT
MY "MATTHEW" BOX.

504
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:55,672
ACTUALLY...

505
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:58,675
[gasps]
YOU SAVED IT?

506
00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:01,200
- YOUR MOM.
- BACK IN THE LOOP.

507
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,679
THANKS, MOM.

508
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:05,552
THANK YOU, DADDY.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

509
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,815
GLAD TO KNOW
YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME.

510
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:08,903
THIS KIND OF REMINDS ME

511
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:11,122
OF OUR SEASON EIGHT
CLIFF-HANGER--

512
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:14,909
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
DON'T RUIN IT.

513
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:19,218
I CAN'T BELIEVE DAD'S
MAKING US CLEAN UP

514
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:21,176
AFTER BUTTERCUP
FOR A WHOLE WEEK.

515
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,526
YOU'D THINK A MINI HORSE
WOULD HAVE MINI POOP.

516
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:26,050
SO WRONG.

517
00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:27,051
- HEY, JOE.
- YEAH.

518
00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:28,052
LISTEN TO ME.

519
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:29,097
PUT THAT IN A PAPER BAG,

520
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,707
GO OVER TO MARCUS'S HOUSE.

521
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,231
PUT IT ON HIS DOORSTEP,
RING THE BELL--

522
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:33,971
- WAIT!
- [laughs] AND THEN RUN!