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HERE COMES THE EVIL WITCH.
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AAH!
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DON'T JUST LIE THERE,
PRINCESS BELLA.
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SAVE US.
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PRINCESS BELLA'S EXHAUSTED.
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WE'VE BEEN SAVING YOUR
LITTLE BUTTS FOR FOUR HOURS.
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AMY, PLEASE, TAP ME OUT
OF THIS DEATH MATCH.
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JANIE, HONEY, LET'S GIVE
PRINCESS BELLA A CHANCE
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TO CATCH HIS BREATH.
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- OH, THANK YOU.
- MM-HMM.
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MOMMY, GUESS WHERE CHARLOTTE'S
GOING NEXT YEAR!
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KINDERGARTEN!
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WOW, SWEETIE, THAT'S TERRIFIC!
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CAN I GO TOO, MOMMY?
CAN I? CAN I?
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CAN SHE? CAN SHE?
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OH, WE'LL SEE.
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"WE'LL SEE" IS NEVER GOOD.
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LOOK AT THIS FACE.
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TRUST ME, THIS ISN'T OVER.
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SEE, SHE'S READY.
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BUT, DAVID, THE REASON WE
HAVEN'T APPLIED YET FOR JANIE,
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IS BECAUSE SHE WAS BORN
IN DECEMBER.
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SO TECHNICALLY SHE'S--
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SHE'S OLD ENOUGH
TO START SCHOOL.
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BUT WE COULD WAIT ANOTHER YEAR,
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SO SHE'S NOT THE YOUNGEST
IN THE CLASS.
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OH, HONEY,
IF I'M BEING HONEST,
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I THINK JANIE IS
SO MUCH MORE GIFTED
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THAN JOE AND EMILY,
I REALLY DO.
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SHE'S SPECIAL, SHE'S THE ONE.
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YOU NEVER WANT
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TO PLAY PRINCESS BELLA AGAIN,
DO YOU?
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OH, PLEASE, QUEEN AMY,
PLEASE, GET ME OUT OF IT!
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OKAY, OKAY, LET'S APPLY.
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- YAY!
- MM-HMM.
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both: YAY!
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LET'S PLAY PRINCESS BELLA
TO CELEBRATE.
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HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE PLAY
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"PRINCESS BELLA SMOKES A CIGAR
AND WATCHES THE LAKER GAME"?
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YOU WANNA DO THAT ONE?
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GUYS, I NEED YOU
TO DO ME A FAVOR THIS MORNING.
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TAKE IT EASY ON YOUR MOTHER.
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SHE'S REHEARSING
A NEW CHARACTER
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FOR HER SOAP OPERA, ALL RIGHT?
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HEY, YO.
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GOOD MORNING, FAMILY.
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HOW'S IT HANGIN', EH?
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HOW'S WHAT HANGING?
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REAL CLASSY, MOM.
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I GOT YOUR CLASSY
RIGHT HERE, EH?
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IS THERE ANY FREAKIN' COFFEE?
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YEAH, SNOOKI, SNOOKI,
LET'S REEL IT IN.
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WE GOT THREE FREAKIN' KIDS
OVER HERE.
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I'M SORRY, GUYS. I--
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WHAT HAPPENED
TO SARAH DESARIO?
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OH, I'M STILL PLAYING HER.
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BUT IN THIS WEEK'S SCRIPT,
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SHE'S DEVELOPED
MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES.
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THIS ONE'S DEDE DESARIO.
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SHE'S FROM JERSEY
AND DOES "HAY."
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- HAY?
- "HAY."
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FROM JERSEY AND DOES "HAY,"
SHE DOES "HAY."
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I'M SAYING "HAIR," SWEETIE.
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- AMY, AMY, FORGET ABOUT IT!
- I CAN'T, DAVID.
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I'VE GOT
TO LOCK INTO THIS CHARACTER.
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SO IT'D BE REAL HELPFUL
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IF YOUSE ALL COULD CALL ME DEDE
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
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EH? {\an8}CAPISCE?
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{\an8}CAPISCE, MOMMY.
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GOOD. HEY, EVERYBODY,
READY FOR SCHOOL, LET'S GO.
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OH, I SEE
YOU STARTED ON THE FORMS
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FOR THE BRENT VIEW SCHOOL.
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I DON'T REMEMBER THEM
BEING THAT LONG
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WHEN JOE AND EMILY WENT THERE.
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UH-HUH, THAT'S
BECAUSE I FILLED THEM OUT.
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ALWAYS FORGET THAT PART,
DON'T YOU?
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THAT TONE'S BRINGING IT ALL
BACK TO ME.
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YOU KNOW, DAVID, YOU MIGHT BE
ON TO SOMETHING,
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SENDING JANIE
TO KINDERGARTEN.
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MIGHT BE FUN FOR US
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TO HAVE
A LITTLE EMPTY-NEST TIME.
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- WHOA.
- UH-HUH.
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YEAH, YOU KNOW,
THE GROWN-UPS COULD, UH,
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YOU KNOW,
CHIRP-CHIRP, FLAP-FLAP...
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- WOW.
- SPREAD OUR WINGS A LITTLE BIT.
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WOW.
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AS LONG AS YOU
DON'T LAY ANY MORE EGGS.
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HUH?
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OH, WELL, THAT WOULDN'T
BE AN ISSUE
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IF YOU GOT YOUR WINGS CLIPPED, BUDDY.
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YEAH? WHAT?
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YES, YES, YES, YES!
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- NOTHING NOW, BUZZKILL.
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JUST GOING OVER
THE APPLICATION FORMS
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FOR JANIE
TO GET INTO BRENT VIEW.
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- REMEMBER WHEN YOU WENT THERE?
- HOW CAN I FORGET?
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THOSE WERE SOME
OF THE DARKEST DAYS OF MY LIFE.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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I HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE
WITH A GAME OF "TRUTH OR DARE."
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I SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH "TRUTH."
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I HAD NOTHING TO HIDE.
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IS THIS ABOUT THE WORM?
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I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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- WHAT WORM?
- BUP-BUP-BUP!
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NO WORM-TALK, PLEASE.
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HMM.
CATCH YOU LATER, SWEET CHEEKS.
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- YEAH, YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
- GIVE ME MY COFFEE, EH?
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MORNING, AMY.
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YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
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IS HE TALKIN' TO ME?
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NO, HE'S NOT--
DON'T TALK TO HER, COME ON.
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- I WASN'T TALKING TO HER.
- GOOD-BYE, DEDE, GOOD-BYE.
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GOOD-BYE, GOOD-BYE.
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HERE YOU GO.
EXTRA SHOT.
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EXCELLENT, NEED IT TODAY.
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APPLYING FOR KINDERGARTEN.
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OH, YOU'LL GET IN.
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- FOR JANIE.
- OH.
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EMILY!
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EMILY, LET'S GO!
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HEY, MARCUS.
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DAVID, I GOT TWO WORDS
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{\an8}GRUELING JOURNEY.
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WELL,
MORE FIBER.
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NOT THAT GRUELING JOURNEY.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT THE TV SHOW.
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OH, I LOVE {\an8}
THE GRUELING JOURNEY.
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THAT'S MY FAVORITE
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RACE-AROUND-THE-WORLD
REALITY SHOW.
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MINE TOO.
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I THINK YOUR DAD AND I
WOULD BE PERFECT FOR IT.
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HIM? ON A SURVIVAL SHOW?
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HE GETS MAD WHEN HE HAS
TO USE THE DOWNSTAIRS BATHROOM.
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I WILL ONLY DO NUMBER TWO
IN MY UPSTAIRS BATHROOM.
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YEAH, I DON'T THINK
HE'S YOUR GUY.
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COME ON, DAVID,
IT WOULD BE FUN.
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I ALWAYS WANTED
TO SEE THE WORLD,
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MEET EXOTIC PEOPLE,
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AND TELL THEM,
"EXOTIC PERSON,
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"PULL THAT RICKSHAW FASTER.
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I'M TRYING
TO WIN A MILLION DOLLARS."
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I GOT TO PASS.
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I'M APPLYING
TO GET INTO KINDERGARTEN.
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- YOU'LL GET IN.
- OH.
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IT'S FOR JANIE.
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AND BESIDES, MARCUS,
IF SHE GETS IN,
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I'LL HAVE ALL THE FREE TIME
I EVER DREAMED OF
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SINCE THE SHOW ENDED.
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I'LL TEAM UP WITH YOU, MARCUS.
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I-I'M VERY RESOURCEFUL.
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I CAN HOLD MY BREATH UNDERWATER
FOR TEN MINUTES,
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I'VE BEEN BURIED ALIVE TWICE,
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AND I'M VERY GOOD
WITH DIRECTIONS.
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KEVIN, IF YOU WERE GOOD
WITH DIRECTIONS,
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YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN UNDERWATER,
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OR BURIED ALIVE ONCE.
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THE SECOND TIME WAS MY FAULT.
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I GUESS YOU'RE IN.
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MY WIFE CAN'T FLY.
- SINCE WHEN?
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ABOUT 200 POUNDS AGO.
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AFTER SCHOOL,
I CAN GET OUR VIDEO CAMERA
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AND HELP YOU GUYS
WITH YOUR APPLICATION.
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I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT TAKES
TO GET ON.
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I'VE SEEN EVERY EPISODE.
- WHAT?
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THAT SHOW IS ON
THE SAME TIME AS MY SHOW.
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UH-HUH.
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THIS SCHOOL IS AMAZING.
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WE'VE GOT TO GET YOU IN HERE.
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ALL RIGHT, NOW REMEMBER
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JUST SMILE AND LOOK PRETTY.
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I THINK SHE WAS TALKING
TO YOU.
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MR. HOBBS, HI.
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KATHERINE MCCAFFREY,
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DIRECTOR OF ADMISSIONS HERE
AT BRENT VIEW.
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- PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
- YOU AS WELL.
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AND THIS MUST BE JANIE.
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YOU KNOW, YOU AND I HAVE
SOMETHING IN COMMON.
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YOU SOMETIMES
PICK YOUR NOSE TOO?
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NO, JANIE, WHAT WE HAVE
IN COMMON
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IS THAT I AM ALSO NEW
TO THIS SCHOOL.
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OH, REALLY?
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WELL, THE WAY IT USUALLY WORKS
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IS THAT I WRITE YOU A CHECK,
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AND YOU SMILE,
AND YOU LET HER IN.
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OR YOU CAN SKIP THE SMILE.
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MR. HOBBS,
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EVEN THOUGH I'M NEW,
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THERE IS STILL THE MATTER
OF THE OLD APPLICATION PROCESS.
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AH, YES. GOTCHA.
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AND THE ANSWER IS YES.
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WHAT IS THE QUESTION?
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WELL, AS A CELEBRITY
OF SOME SIGNIFICANCE,
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WILL I USE MY INFLUENCE
TO RAISE A COUPLE OF BUCKS?
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OH, THIS SCHOOL IS FULL
OF CELEBRITIES.
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OF SOME SIGNIFICANCE?
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MOVIE STARS.
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OOH. MEOW.
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MR. HOBBS, WE BELIEVE
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THAT WE CAN BEST EVALUATE
A CHILD'S POTENTIAL
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BY LOOKING CLOSELY
AT THEIR PARENTS,
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AS THE APPLE DOESN'T FALL FAR
FROM THE TREE.
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WELL, I CAN ASSURE YOU
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THAT I AM
ONE RIPE AND DELICIOUS APPLE.
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DADDY, I THINK
YOU'RE THE TREE.
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SWEETIE, THE GROWN-UPS
ARE TALKING.
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MR. HOBBS,
PARENTS VOLUNTEERING
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IS VERY IMPORTANT HERE
AT BRENT VIEW.
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I LOVE VOLUNTEERING!
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WONDERFUL.
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WE HAVE
MANY EXCITING OPPORTUNITIES.
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THERE'S THE RECYCLING COMMITTEE.
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BOOK DRIVE.
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YOU COULD GIVE BLOOD.
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MINE?
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THERE'S ALWAYS THE BAKE SALE.
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BAKING AND SELLING?
THAT SOUNDS LIKE TWO.
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NICE TRY.
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WELL, YOU COULD ALWAYS
JUST BAKE.
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I LIKE COOKIES.
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SO DO I.
BAKING IT IS.
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WONDERFUL, MR. HOBBS,
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF APPLE
THAT I AM.
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- TREE.
- SWEETIE, GROWN-UPS.
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HEY, {\an8}GRUELING JOURNEY.
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I'M MARCUS.
- AND I'M KEVIN.
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AND WE'RE HERE
TO SHOW YOU
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WHY YOU SHOULD SELECT TEAM...
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both: HOLLA!
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- I'M THE BEAUTY.
- AND I'M THE BRAINS.
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both: AND TOGETHER,
WE ARE--
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NEVER GONNA GET ON.
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GUYS, THE GRUELING PART
OF {\an8}THE GRUELING JOURNEY
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SHOULD NOT BE WATCHING
THE AUDITION TAPE.
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OH, WE GOT MORE,
WE HAVE MORE.
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OKAY.
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PREPARED, COME ON, COME ON.
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ALL RIGHT, DUMMY KEVIN,
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WHAT WOULD YOU SAY
IF WE GOT ON {\an8}GRUELING JOURNEY?
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"HOLLA!"
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YOU BETTER
"HOLLA" BACK, Y'ALL.
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YOU WOULD BE A DUMMY
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IF YOU DIDN'T PICK US
FOR {\an8}THE GRUELING JOURNEY.
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HOLLA!
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HOLLA.
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OKAY.
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I'M GONNA MOVE MY LIPS
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SO YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE
WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.
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I DON'T EVER WANT
TO SEE THAT AGAIN.
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"HOLLA!"
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- KEVIN.
- YEAH?
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GET OFF MY LEG.
252
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DADDY, THIS LOOKS HARD.
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WHY DIDN'T WE JUST BUY COOKIES?
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WELL, BECAUSE THIS
IS BRENT VIEW, SWEETIE,
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AND WE WANT IN.
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EVEN IF THAT MEANS
MAKING COOKIES
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AND NEVER PICKING
OUR NOSES AGAIN.
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- NOT GONNA BE EASY.
- I UNDERSTAND.
259
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IT'S GONNA BE HARD
FOR THE BOTH OF US.
260
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BUT I COULD TEACH YOU HOW
TO DO IT WHEN NO ONE'S LOOKING.
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HEY!
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THERE ARE
MY LITTLE COOKIE MAKERS, HUH?
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HOW YA "DOUGH-IN"? HUH?
264
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"DOUGH-IN."
265
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DOES SARAH DESARIO HAVE
ANY LESS-ANNOYING PERSONALITIES?
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WELL,
THERE'S LITTLE SALLY DESARIO
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WITH MAJOR DADDY ISSUES.
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GOOD GOLLY!
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SO, NO, THEN.
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HEY, WISECRACK
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ALL YOU WANT, EH?
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BUT THESE COOKIES ARE GOOD,
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THIS COOKIE GETS IN,
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AND THEN THIS COOKIE MIGHT GET
A LITTLE BITE OF THIS COOKIE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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OH! EH!
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LOVE YOU, GUYS.
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ALL RIGHT, WE READY?
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YO, THESE COOKIES
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AIN'T GONNA BAKE THEMSELVES.
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VERY NICE.
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SOUNDED JUST LIKE SINATRA.
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OKAY.
284
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LET'S SEE
WHAT WE'RE WORKING WITH.
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WE'VE GOT, UH, FLOUR.
- CHECK.
286
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- BUTTER.
- CHECK.
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- EGGS, SUGAR, MILK.
- CHECK, CHECK, CHECK.
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GOOD. OKAY.
289
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- DAD?
- YEAH.
290
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CAN I TALK TO YOU
IN PRIVATE?
291
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UH, YEAH.
292
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YEAH, SURE.
293
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SURE, JOE.
HANG ON, BABY.
294
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WHAT'S UP?
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WELL, I WAS UPSTAIRS TRYING
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TO WORK THROUGH
MY BRENT VIEW PROBLEM.
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MM-HMM.
298
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SO, TO RELAX,
I STARTED POLISHING MY ROCKS.
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JOE, THAT'S
A PERFECTLY NORMAL WAY
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TO RELIEVE TENSION.
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LOOK HOW SHINY
I GOT THIS ONE.
302
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OH.
303
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YES, WELL, UH, GO ON.
304
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ANYWAY.
305
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THAT'S WHEN IT HIT ME.
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I'M READY TO TALK ABOUT
WHAT HAPPENED IN KINDERGARTEN.
307
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AND THERE I WAS, SURROUNDED
BY FIRST-GRADERS.
308
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I HAD THE WORM DANGLING
OVER MY MOUTH.
309
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AND THEY WERE YELLING,
"EAT THE WORM!
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EAT THE WORM!"
- THAT'S WEIRD.
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I HAD A SIMILAR EXPERIENCE
IN A BAR IN TIJUANA.
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BUT I COULDN'T DO IT, DAD.
313
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I COULDN'T GO THROUGH
WITH THE DARE.
314
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AND THEN, AFTER THAT,
I WAS NO LONGER JOE.
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I WAS CHICKEN JOE,
GUTLESS JOE.
316
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JOE, THE GUTLESS CHICKEN.
317
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JOE, WHO WORMED OUT
OF EATING THE WORM.
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JOE, THE WORM EATER--NOT.
319
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WORMLESS JOE JACKSON.
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JOE, WHO SHOULDN'T HAVE PICKED DARE.
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JOE, THE BLAH-BLAH-
BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH.
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DID YOU EAT THAT WORM
IN MEXICO, DAD?
323
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I WAS TOLD I DID.
324
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I WISH I WAS THAT BRAVE.
325
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BUT IN THAT MOMENT,
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I STARTED TO GET ITCHY.
327
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WHY AM I SO ITCHY?
328
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AND THEN I STARTED TO SWEAT.
329
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WHY AM I SO SWEATY?
330
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AND THEN I BROKE OUT
INTO A RASH.
331
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KIND OF LIKE THE ONE
ON YOUR FACE.
332
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I HAVE A RASH ON MY FACE?
333
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OH!
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"FOOD ALLERGIES.
335
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SYMPTOMS INCLUDE HIVES."
336
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CHECK.
337
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"RASH."
CHECK.
338
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"SWOLLEN TONGUE."
339
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AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A SWOL--
340
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THIS IS NOT GOOD.
341
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HOW ARE THOSE COOKIES COMING,
DADDY?
342
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DON'T BE SCARED,
IT'S JUST DADDY.
343
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WHAT?
344
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,638
THIS IS NO TIME
FOR VISITORS.
345
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:10,425
WHAT?
346
00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:13,167
DADDY, AM I STILL GOING
TO GET IN TO KINDERGARTEN?
347
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:14,516
OF COURSE, SWEETIE.
348
00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:16,126
WHAT?
349
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:20,217
NEVER MIND.
350
00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:25,527
MS. MCCAFFREY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
351
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- WHAT?
- FORGET IT.
352
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:31,925
WELL, MR. HOBBS,
353
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:33,578
WE LIKE
TO PERFORM IMPROMPTU VISITS
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TO GET A SENSE OF THE CHILD'S
NORMAL HOME ENVIRONMENT.
355
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,931
BUT IF THIS IS A BAD TIME, WE--
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COOKIES.
357
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,806
WHAT?
358
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,289
DAD, I'VE MADE A DECISION.
359
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:52,597
GO POLISH YOUR ROCKS.
YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.
360
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WHAT?
361
00:12:58,125 --> 00:13:00,214
AAH!
362
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,737
PICK UP, PICK UP.
363
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:02,956
HEY, YOU'VE REACHED DEDE.
364
00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:05,349
WHAT? I GOTTA TELL YOU
WHAT TO DO? EH?
365
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,440
ON THE MESSAGE?
AMY! AMY! IT'S ME.
366
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:15,707
PLEASE COME HOME!
367
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:18,319
COME HOME!
368
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,277
- DAD?
- UH...
369
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:24,151
OH, IS IT THAT BAD?
370
00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:27,154
DAD, IT LOOKS
LIKE YOU GOT PLASTIC SURGERY,
371
00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:28,851
AND THEN YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON
BEAT YOU UP!
372
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:30,287
WHAT HAPPENED?
373
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:32,072
IT'S A FOOD ALLERGY.
374
00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:34,814
FOOD!
FOOD ALLERGY!
375
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:38,208
HAVE YOU SEEN
KEVIN AND MARCUS?
376
00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:39,383
I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU.
377
00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:41,255
I JUST CAN'T TALK.
378
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,039
OH, RIGHT.
379
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,214
I SENT THEM ON
A {\an8}GRUELING JOURNEY TRAINING RUN
380
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HOURS AGO.
381
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,609
OH, WHAT NOW?
382
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,654
WE'RE NOT GONNA HURT YOU.
383
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,178
I LIVE IN THE BACKYARD.
384
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:52,875
IT'S OKAY.
385
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,834
I COME IN WHEN I WANT TO.
386
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,011
COPS, COPS, BABY.
387
00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,403
WHY ARE THEY STILL CHASING US?
388
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:00,665
HAVE YOU SEEN US?
389
00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:02,319
WE LOST 'EM.
390
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:03,886
WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?
391
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,891
I'VE GOT TO GET THIS ON FILM!
392
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:10,110
IF WE CAN STAY OUT OF JAIL,
393
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,155
WE GONNA BE RICH!
YEAH, HO.
394
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:13,896
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.
395
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,899
YO, I GOT YOUR CALL.
396
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:19,249
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?
397
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:20,772
AND WHO'S THE BROAD?
398
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:21,991
WHAT?
399
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:23,079
IT'S MS. MCCAFFREY!
400
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:25,038
THE BROAD WOULD BE
MS. MCCAFFREY,
401
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:27,431
DIRECTOR OF ADMISSIONS
FROM BRENT VIEW.
402
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:29,781
OH.
403
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,609
WELL, WELCOME TO OUR HOME.
404
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,742
- MRS. HOBBS?
- YES.
405
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,222
SHE WANTS TO BE CALLED "DEDE."
406
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:38,312
SHE HAS MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES.
407
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:39,487
DEDE.
408
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,315
AND LITTLE SALLY DESARIO!
409
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,665
PLEASE STOP DOING YOUR VOICES.
410
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,145
MS. MCCAFFREY!
411
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:46,363
THIS IS
A TERRIBLE MISUNDERSTANDING.
412
00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,104
I'M AN ACTRESS,
413
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:51,064
AND WE'RE ACTUALLY
A PERFECTLY NORMAL FAMILY.
414
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,369
DAD, IF YOU HAD THE COURAGE
TO EAT THAT WORM
415
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,632
IN THE MEXICAN BAR,
SO CAN I.
416
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:57,244
IN YOUR FACE, BRENT VIEW!
417
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,072
I ATE A WORM!
418
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:01,335
OH, OH!
419
00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:03,076
OH!
420
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,426
NOT ON HER FRIGGIN' SHOES, JOE!
421
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:10,735
WE DON'T NORMALLY SAY FRIGGIN'
IN THIS HOUSE.
422
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:18,308
HI.
- OH, MR. HOBBS.
423
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:21,137
YEAH, I JUST CAME BY
TO APOLOGIZE AND--
424
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,879
AND GIVE YOU A PEACE OFFERING.
- WHAT?
425
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,533
I'M JUST KIDDING.
426
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,448
I'M JUST GLAD
TO SEE YOU'RE FEELING BETTER.
427
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:28,710
THANK YOU.
THESE ARE FOR YOU.
428
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,146
OH, THANK YOU.
429
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:31,495
YOU LOOK LIKE A SIZE 10.
430
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,106
6.
431
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,325
SWING AND A MISS.
432
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:38,328
UM, LOOK, MS. MCCAFFREY,
433
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,243
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT WHAT YOU SAW AT OUR HOUSE
434
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:43,029
WAS NOT TYPICAL
OF WHAT GOES ON THERE.
435
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,683
AND I JUST HOPE THAT YOU
DON'T HOLD THAT AGAINST JANIE.
436
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:48,121
I MEAN, SHE REALLY IS--
SHE'S A WONDERFUL KID.
437
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,557
I'M SURE SHE IS.
438
00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,341
SO WE CAN CONTINUE
WITH THE APPLICATION PROCESS?
439
00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:53,082
WELL, I SUPPOSE IT'S ONLY FAIR
440
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:55,041
TO OBSERVE HER
IN A CLASSROOM ENVIRONMENT.
441
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,520
WHY DON'T YOU BRING HER BY
LATER TODAY...
442
00:15:56,651 --> 00:16:00,568
- MARCUS, BRING HER IN!
- OR RIGHT NOW?
443
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:01,743
HI, WE MET.
444
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:05,355
I REMEMBER.
445
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,053
JANIE, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SPEND A LITTLE TIME
446
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,663
IN ONE OF OUR CLASSROOMS?
447
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,186
YES, PLEASE.
448
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:11,709
OH, APRIL, COULD YOU
PLEASE GO SHOW JANIE
449
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:12,841
TO THE ORANGE BLOSSOMS?
450
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,408
SWEETIE, IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
451
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:17,019
- BYE, DADDY.
- YEAH, WH--
452
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,674
SHE JUST WENT SO EASILY.
453
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:21,676
I GUESS SHE FEELS
VERY COMFORTABLE HERE.
454
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,286
SHE DIDN'T EVEN LOOK BACK.
455
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:26,420
WELL, SHE'S GOT
DR. MONKEY CHUNKS WITH HER,
456
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:27,987
SO THAT'S, YOU KNOW,
THE NEXT BEST THING TO DADDY.
457
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,119
WHY DO YOU HAVE
DR. MONKEY CHUNKS WITH YOU?
458
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,121
WHY DOES MY DAUGHTER HAVE--
NOT HAVE DR. MONKEY CHUNKS?
459
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:33,253
SHE'LL--
SHE'S GONNA FREAK OUT.
460
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:34,558
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
461
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:35,951
YOU CAN'T TAKE DR. MONKEY CHUNKS
AWAY FROM HER!
462
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,213
BABY!
463
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,954
BABY, JUST TALK
AND I'LL FOLLOW YOUR VOICE!
464
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,129
WHERE ARE YOU?
- MR. HOBBS.
465
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,739
- SHE NEEDS MONKEY CHUNKS!
- MR. HOBBS.
466
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,002
- SHE'S GONNA FREAK OUT! WHY--
- MR. HOBBS, MR. HOBBS.
467
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:44,177
WHAT? WHAT?
468
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:45,787
JANIE WANTED YOU
TO HAVE THE MONKEY.
469
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,093
WHAT?
470
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,833
SHE SAID YOU'D FEEL BETTER
HOLDING HER
471
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,400
WHILE SHE WAS GONE.
472
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,402
REALLY?
473
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:55,405
WOW. UH, OKAY.
474
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:58,017
AS LONG AS SHE'S
ALL RIGHT WITHOUT HER MONKEY.
475
00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,323
THANK YOU.
476
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:03,761
YOU DON'T HAPPEN
TO HAVE A JUICE BOX, DO YOU?
477
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,372
OH, WHY?
DOES IT CALM HIM DOWN?
478
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:08,679
NO, I'M JUST THIRSTY.
479
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,334
SO YOU'RE SAYING
THEY JUST RIPPED
480
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,336
DR. MONKEY CHUNKS AWAY
FROM HER TREMBLING FINGERS?
481
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,772
I DIDN'T ACTUALLY SEE IT,
482
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:17,123
BUT THAT'S HOW WE GET IT
AWAY FROM HER.
483
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:20,256
- MS. MCCAFFREY, HI.
- MRS. HOBBS, HI.
484
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,041
I WANTED TO COME BY
AND TALK TO YOU ABOUT JANIE.
485
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,999
SO, IS THIS A GOOD TIME?
486
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,393
ABSOLUTELY, COME ON IN,
HAVE A SEAT.
487
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:28,873
WELL, UM, ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
488
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:29,700
JUST RIP OFF THE BAND-AID.
489
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:32,399
DID SHE GET IN?
490
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:35,837
JANIE IS A WONDERFUL, BRIGHT,
OUTGOING LITTLE GIRL.
491
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:38,318
AND WE'D BE HAPPY ADMITTING HER
DESPITE HER YOUNG AGE.
492
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:39,754
- OH! THAT'S EXCELLENT!
- WONDERFUL.
493
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:42,452
- HOWEVER...
- "HOWEVER" IS NEVER GOOD.
494
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:43,758
WE HAVE SOME CONCERNS.
495
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:45,716
WELL, REAL--NO.
496
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:46,761
SHE'S SPECIAL--JANIE.
497
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,371
SHE'S THE ONE.
498
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,417
YOU MET OUR OTHER TWO KIDS,
YOU AGREE, RIGHT?
499
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:53,681
- OUR CONCERNS ARE WITH YOU.
- I'M SORRY?
500
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,552
BREAKING OUT INTO A RASH,
501
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:57,467
THE MELTDOWN
502
00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,034
THESE ARE ALL SIGNS
THAT YOU'RE NOT YET READY
503
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,383
TO LET JANIE GO.
504
00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:02,298
SO...
ARE YOU SUGGESTING
505
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:03,865
THAT MY HUSBAND HAS
LESS EMOTIONAL MATURITY
506
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:05,258
THAN MY FIVE-YEAR-OLD?
507
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:06,824
I'VE FOUND
IT GOES HAND IN HAND
508
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:07,912
WITH BEING A CELEBRITY.
509
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:10,350
OF SOME SIGNIFICANCE.
510
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,830
OH, WELL, THANK YOU
FOR THROWING ME THAT BONE.
511
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,876
MR. HOBBS, WHAT I'M SAYING
512
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,486
IS THAT WE REALLY FEEL
513
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:17,792
THAT JANIE COULD BENEFIT GREATLY
514
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,272
FROM ANOTHER YEAR
AT HOME WITH YOU.
515
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,230
I HOPE--
I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND.
516
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:23,711
SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
IS THAT...
517
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:26,061
FOR THE NEXT YEAR
I HAVE TO...
518
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,368
DRAG HER EVERYWHERE I GO, AND...
519
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:31,066
LISTEN TO THOSE SAME SONGS
OVER AND OVER,
520
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,068
AND THOSE SAME STORIES
OVER AND OVER,
521
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,897
AND PLAY PRINCESS BELLA
522
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,377
FOR HOURS ON END?
523
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:41,685
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?
524
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,861
THANK YOU.
- OH, OH.
525
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:45,036
THANK YOU.
526
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,474
YOU'VE MADE MY DAY,
THANK YOU.
527
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,911
LOOK, HONEY, I THOUGHT
I WAS READY TO LET HER GO.
528
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,782
I AM NOT.
I--
529
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:54,176
I MISSED EMILY,
I AM NOT GONNA MISS JANIE.
530
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:55,917
SO I'M NOT READY
TO LET HER LEAVE THE NEST.
531
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,484
NEITHER AM I,
NEITHER AM I, HONEY.
532
00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:59,225
HI, MS. MCCAFFREY.
533
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:00,400
- HI, SWEETIE.
- HEY.
534
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:01,705
COME HERE, BABY GIRL.
535
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:02,924
COME HERE, I WANT
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
536
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:04,447
MS. MCCAFFREY CAME HERE
TO TELL US
537
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:07,276
THAT THE BRENT VIEW SCHOOL
LOVES YOU,
538
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:09,104
AND THEY WANT YOU
TO GO THERE NEXT YEAR.
539
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:10,497
ISN'T THAT GREAT?
540
00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:13,021
YEAH. DR. MONKEY CHUNKS
REALLY ISN'T READY
541
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,805
TO BE WITHOUT ME YET.
542
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:16,372
OH, WELL,
543
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:18,940
I KNOW HOW DR. MONKEY CHUNKS
FEELS, SWEETIE.
544
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,247
- I'LL BE IN TOUCH.
- OKAY.
545
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:24,424
WAIT!
546
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:28,254
DO YOU THINK MY DADDY
WILL BE READY NEXT YEAR?
547
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:32,301
WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE.
548
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:34,738
COME HERE, LITTLE GIRLIE.
OH!
549
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:38,699
THIS IS GREAT.
550
00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:40,396
I LOVE {\an8}THE GRUELING JOURNEY.
551
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:42,311
MAN, I AM STARVING.
552
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:43,573
I AM FREEZING.
553
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,794
HOW IS IT THAT YOU ARE NOT COLD?
554
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:48,361
I'M WEARING SOCKS.
555
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:50,972
DUDE, I HAVE FIVE PAIRS
OF SOCKS ON!
556
00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:54,715
YEAH, BUT I'M
ONLY WEARING SOCKS.
557
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:55,890
I'M OUT.
558
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,893
WHAT DID I SAY?
559
00:19:59,023 --> 00:19:59,937
WHAT DID I SAY?
560
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,636
WE NEED TO PRACTICE!
561
00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,899
NO PANTS,
NO PRACTICE, PLAYER.
562
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:06,944
TURN THE HEAT BACK ON.
563
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:09,295
I'M OUT.
564
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,607
A LOT OF TIMES I CAN TALK WHILE
I DRINK WATER.
565
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:18,652
I'M A BAD DUDE.
566
00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:24,484
YO, I'M MARCUS.
567
00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:26,442
AND I WANT
TO JOIN {\an8}THE GRUELING JOURNEY.
568
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:33,797
IT'S NOT
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, DAVID.
569
00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:35,016
REALLY, IT'S NOT.
570
00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:37,714
NOW, TRUST ME, DAVID!
COME BACK.