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[both exhale]
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I LOVES MY SUPER SUGAR SNAPS
IN THE MORNING.
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YEP.
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NOW I'M READY
TO FACE LIFE'S CHALLENGES.
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JOE, YOU'RE TEN.
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WHAT LIFE CHALLENGES
COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE FACING
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OTHER THAN A WEDGIE?
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WELL, WEDGIES ARE MORE
COMPLICATED THAN YOU THINK.
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THERE'S WEDGIE REMOVAL,
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ACCIDENTAL FARTING
DURING WEDGIE REMOVAL--
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AH, YES.
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- POST-WEDGIE SHAME.
- OF COURSE.
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- MM-HMM.
- FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.
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DAD.
- YES?
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REMEMBER YOU SAID
I COULD GO TO A MOVIE
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WITH MARY TONIGHT IF I DID WELL
ON MY FRENCH TEST?
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DID YOU DO WELL
ON YOUR FRENCH TEST?
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OOH!
[laughs like a Frenchman]
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[in French accent]
I THINK I HEAR THE B-PLUS
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IN THERE SOMEWHERE,
SO YOU'RE GOOD TO GO.
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HEY, GUYS, I NEED YOUR HELP.
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I'VE GOT
A BIG CRYING SCENE TODAY,
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AND I CAN'T MUSTER ANY TEARS,
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SO SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING MEAN
TO MAKE ME CRY.
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- WHAT, ARE WE STUPID?
- NO.
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UH, I'M SERIOUS--
THE MEANER, THE BETTER.
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[whistling tunelessly]
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JANIE, HONEY,
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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- I CAN'T WHISTLE.
- [laughing] AW.
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BABY, DON'T CRY--YOU'VE GOT
A FUN PLAYDATE TODAY, RIGHT?
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WHO'S COMING?
- EVERYBODY.
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[gasps]
OOH!
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FUN!
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NEAT-O!
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EVERYBODY?
- YEAH.
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YOU'RE ACTUALLY MIXING
ALL OF THE MOMS TOGETHER?
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YEAH, I FIGURED WHY HAVE
FIVE PLAYDATES A WEEK
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WHEN I CAN DO
ONE BIG, GIANT PLAYGROUP?
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[sighs]
I'M SORRY, DAVID.
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HAD I KNOWN THIS, I WOULD'VE
WARNED YOU ABOUT THESE MOMS.
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THEY ALL HAVE
VERY DIFFERENT PARENTING STYLES
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THAT DON'T MESH.
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THESE MOTHERS
EACH THINK THEY FIGURED OUT
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HOW TO BUILD THE PERFECT CHILD.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT CODDLERS
AND HIPPIES AND TIGERS.
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OH, MY.
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COME ON, HONEY--
I'M AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD.
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I KNOW HOW TO KEEP THE PEACE.
- MM-HMM.
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I HAVE CHARMED
AUDIENCES WORLDWIDE.
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I CAN TAKE CARE
OF A COUPLE OF MOMS,
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AND MOMS ARE MY KEY DEMOGRAPHIC,
BY THE WAY.
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I ADMIRE YOUR COURAGE.
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MOMMY ALWAYS SAYS PLAYGROUPS
ARE FUN
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WHEN HER FRIEND MARGARITA
IS THERE.
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[laughs]
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[laughs]
WELL, SHE'S A SALTY ONE--YEAH.
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[up-tempo music]
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♪
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ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY HAVING FUN?
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JUST LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED
ANYTHING, OKAY, FOLKS?
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OKAY, STOP PLAYING
WITH MY HAIR.
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[sighs]
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I FEEL PRETTY ENOUGH.
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[chuckles]
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NOW HOW DO YOU SAY "HELLO"
IN MANDARIN?
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both: {\an8}NI HAO.
[laughter]
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EXCELLENT PRONUNCIATION.
- WELL, THANK YOU.
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I DID AN EPISODE
OF MY TV SHOW
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WHERE I GOT STUCK
IN AN ELEVATOR
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WITH A PREGNANT CHINESE WOMAN,
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AND, YES, I DELIVERED THE BABY.
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[laughs]
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I'M SORRY, I'M NOT FAMILIAR
WITH YOUR PROGRAM.
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WE DON'T ALLOW TELEVISION
IN OUR HOME.
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NO TV?
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ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO
GETS SEIZURES FROM THE LIGHT?
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[laughs]
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MY OLDEST NEVER WATCHED TV,
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AND NOW, AT 16,
SHE'S AT HARVARD.
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I BELIEVE
THAT MINDLESS ACTIVITY
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ENCOURAGES A CHILD TO BE
THE "ME" IN MEDIOCRE.
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OH, WELL, IN OUR HOUSE,
WE BELIEVE
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IN PUTTING THE "HOLLA"
IN SCHOLAR.
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SCHOLLA!
[laughter]
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
IT'S SNACK TIME!
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DAVID, WE BROUGHT
OUR OWN SNACKS.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY
SOME GLUTEN-FREE,
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SUGAR-FREE
VEGAN BUCKWHEAT MUFFINS?
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WOULD I?
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WOW, THERE'S REALLY NO SUGAR
IN THESE MUFFINS.
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UH, WITH NO GLUTEN,
YOU CAN REALLY SAVOR
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THE GRITTINESS
OF THE BUCKWHEAT.
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LEAF'S BEEN EATING HEALTHY
HIS WHOLE LIFE,
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AND NOW, HE'S BEING SCOUTED
FOR THE 2024 SUMMER GAMES.
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NO WAY--THEY START
PICKING THEM AT TEN?
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HE'S SIX.
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BACK THE TRUCK UP!
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DADDY, DR. MONKEY CHUNKS
AND I ARE HUNGRY.
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OH, WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
HAVE ONE OF LEAF'S MUFFINS?
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WE'RE NOT THAT HUNGRY.
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HUG, MAMA.
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MAX, SWEETIE, YOU'VE ALREADY
HAD TWO HUGS TODAY.
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WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK
TO YOUR DRAWING
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AND SEE IF YOU STILL NEED
TO CASH IN FOR THAT LAST HUG.
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WOW, YOU ONLY GIVE HIM
THREE HUGS A DAY?
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I'M IN THE PROCESS OF WEANING
HIM OFF OF, WELL, ME.
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[laughs] OH.
YEAH, I BELIEVE IN WEANING.
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I'M A HUGE WEANER.
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MAX SELF-SOOTHES
THROUGH CREATIVITY.
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HIS ART HAS BEEN FEATURED
IN SEVERAL GALLERIES.
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WOW.
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WHEN A CHILD BECOMES DEPENDENT
ON A COMFORT ITEM,
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THEY END UP LIKE THAT.
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WHOA--
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SO THAT'S HAPPENING.
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CHARISE, LET'S SEE
IF WE CAN FILL
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THE HOLE IN YOUR HEART,
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BECAUSE AFTER 35 YEARS--
THAT'S RIGHT--
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WE HAVE FOUND
YOUR IDENTICAL TWIN!
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CHARISE, MEET CHARLIZE!
- [cries]
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[laughing]
AW.
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AW, FOLKS--IF THIS DOESN'T
BRING A TEAR TO YOUR EYE,
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YOU ARE MADE OF STONE.
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I GOT NOTHING.
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I'M MADE OF STONE, TOM.
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I CAN'T SHED A SINGLE TEAR.
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- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- UH-UH.
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CRYING ON COMMAND
IS YOUR THING, HONEY.
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WHAT IF I'VE LOST IT, DAVID?
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HEY, YOU WANNA TALK
ABOUT THE PLAYDATE?
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SO, UH...
[chuckles]
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PRETTY TOUGH GROUP
OF MOMS, HUH?
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IT WAS REALLY KIND OF COOL.
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IT WAS LIKE HAVING A PLAYDATE
WITH THE AVENGERS.
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HEY, SAY WHAT YOU WANT
ABOUT NO-CODDLING
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AND ALL THOSE OTHER
PARENTING STYLES.
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THOSE PARENTS GET RESULTS.
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THOSE KIDS WERE INCREDIBLE.
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SO ARE OURS.
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OUR KIDS ARE FANTASTIC.
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YEAH, I KNOW, HONEY,
BUT OUR KIDS ARE FANTASTIC
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LIKE, "HEY, MOMMY, I MADE YOU
A MACARONI NECKLACE" FANTASTIC,
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AND I WANT "DADDY, I WON THIS
ACADEMY AWARD FOR YOU"
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FANTASTIC.
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YOU REALIZE
WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE, HONEY.
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YOU ARE BEING SUCKED
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INTO THE COMPETITIVE
PARENTING VORTEX.
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OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS, HONEY.
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LOOK, I DON'T WANT MY CHILDREN
TO BE A BUNCH OF SUPERHEROES.
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I JUST WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR ME.
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- FOR THEM.
- THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
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MM-HMM.
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TODAY, WE ARE LUCKY TO HAVE
AS OUR GUEST
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AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD
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AND MY OWN PERSONAL HERO.
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GIVE IT UP FOR DAVID HOBBS!
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[cheers and applause]
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- THANK YOU, TOM.
- NO, NO, NO.
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NO, NO.
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THANK YOU FOR GIVING THE WORLD
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THREE SUCH
EXTRAORDINARY CHILDREN.
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MY PLEASURE.
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AS A SURPRISE,
WE ARE CONNECTED VIA SATELLITE
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WITH EACH
AND EVERY ONE OF THEM--
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FIRST UP, YOUR DAUGHTER EMILY.
- OH!
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BONJOUR, PAPA.
BONJOUR, TOM BERGERON.
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I JUST WANTED TO SAY
MERCI, PAPA.
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BECAUSE OF YOU, I AM
STANDING HERE AS THE FIRST EVER
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AMERICAN-ELECTED PRESIDENT
OF FRANCE.
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{\an8}VIVE LE FRANCE!
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OH, VIVA LA HOBBS!
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- [laughs like a Frenchman]
- YEAH, INDEED.
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YOU MUST BE SO PROUD.
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LET'S HAVE SOME CHEESE.
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AND I BET YOU ARE EQUALLY
AS PROUD
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AT THE 2024 SUMMER GAMES.
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[pants and grunts]
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[sighs]
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[groans]
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[cheers and applause]
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[grunts]
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THANKS TO YOU, DAD, I WAS ABLE
TO WIN 15 GOLD MEDALS
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IN ONLY 12 EVENTS.
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AND NOW
YOUR YOUNGEST CHILD JANIE
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LIVE FROM THE JUNGLES
OF THE CONGO
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WHERE SHE HAS TAKEN
HUMAN AND PRIMATE COMMUNICATION
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TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
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PAINT, MONKEY, PAINT!
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THAT'LL DO, MONKEY.
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TRULY AMAZING,
DON'T YOU THINK?
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[cheers and applause]
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NOW, DAVID--DAVID, PLEASE,
IF YOU COULD SHARE WITH US
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HOW YOU WERE ABLE TO ACHIEVE
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SUCH INCREDIBLE SUCCESS.
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DESCRIBE YOUR SPECIFIC
PARENTING STYLE.
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UH, WELL, TOM,
I ACTUALLY, UM--
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YOU KNOW, I DON'T--
I'M NOT QUITE--
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I'M NOT QUITE SURE THERE'S A--
- FORGET THE CHEESE, DAVID.
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WE WANT AN ANSWER.
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- I, UH, I--
- DAVID.
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- I--I--
- DAVID.
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DAVID, WAKE UP!
- WHAT--WHAT?
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- DAVID, WAKE UP!
- WHAT IS IT?
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- DAVE--
- TOM BERGERON.
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WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE?
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HUH?
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I NEED A PARENTING STYLE.
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DAVID,
YOU GOT A GOLD MEDALIST,
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THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE,
AND A MONKEY WHISPERER.
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I DON'T SEE THE PROBLEM.
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THE PROBLEM IS--FOR ANY
OF THAT TO BECOME A REALITY,
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I NEED A PARENTING STYLE.
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SEE, THIS IS MY CURSE IN LIFE.
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I EVEN DREAM BIG.
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WHO CARES
ABOUT PARENTING STYLES?
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WE ARE STAY-AT-HOME DADS,
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WHICH MEANS ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS STAY AT HOME.
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LET'S NOT RAISE THE BAR
ANY HIGHER THAN NECESSARY.
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AS MY HEAD WRITER
ON THE SHOW,
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HOW WOULD YOU DEFINE
MY PARENTING STYLE?
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WE NEVER PUT THAT MUCH THOUGHT
INTO IT, MAN.
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WE JUST WENT
WITH WHAT WAS FUNNY.
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YOU WANT A PARENTING STYLE?
- YEAH.
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WE GONNA WRITE YOU ONE.
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PEOPLE!
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LOOK, I KNOW WE HAVEN'T BEEN AT
THIS FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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AND WE'RE WORKING FOR FREE.
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HEY, HEY, HEY--
I BOUGHT COFFEE.
230
00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:48,996
BUT COME ON--
WE HAVE TO DO BETTER.
231
00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:51,476
I MEAN,
"DAVID STOPS A BANK ROBBERY"
232
00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:54,610
IS NOT A PARENTING STYLE.
233
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,568
"DAVID RESCUES
AN INJURED DOLPHIN."
234
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:59,615
- THANK YOU.
- THAT IS NOT A PARENTING STYLE!
235
00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:02,966
"DAVID GETS STUCK
IN SKINNY JEANS" IS A STYLE,
236
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:05,055
BUT NOT A PARENTING STYLE.
237
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:07,667
[sighs]
ANY THOUGHTS, DAVID?
238
00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:08,624
YEAH, I'M THINKING
WE ENDED OUR SHOW
239
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:11,540
JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME.
240
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:12,759
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I LIKE THE DOLPHIN ONE.
241
00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:13,977
I THINK I COULD BE GREAT
IN THAT.
242
00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:15,196
- THANK YOU.
- YEAH, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
243
00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:16,850
THAT'D BE--
DUDE, WITH THE DOLPHIN?
244
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:19,504
GUYS, I--LOOK, I JUST THINK
WE'RE OVER-THINKING THIS, OKAY?
245
00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:21,071
DAVID'S GOT THREE KIDS.
246
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:23,030
HE DOESN'T NEED
ONE PARENTING STYLE.
247
00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,901
HE CAN HAVE THREE
DIFFERENT PARENTING STYLES.
248
00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,555
- OH--
- NO, THAT'S HORRIBLE.
249
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,817
YOU KNOW WHAT?
HEY, HANG ON A SECOND.
250
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:28,949
YVONNE, HANG ON. LISTEN--
251
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:30,298
OH, ACTUALLY, IT'S YVETTE.
252
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:33,301
I WAS ON YOUR STAFF
FOR EIGHT YEARS.
253
00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:34,650
OH, WELCOME.
254
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,870
SO LISTEN--
HERE'S WHAT I'M THINKING.
255
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,176
I NEED YOU TO GO WITH ME
ON THIS ONE, OKAY, GUYS?
256
00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:42,571
WHAT IF I HAVE THREE
DIFFERENT PARENTING APPROACHES,
257
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,790
ONE FOR EACH KID?
258
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:47,315
GENIUS!
[overlapping agreements]
259
00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:51,580
GUYS, I JUST PITCHED THAT.
260
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,017
OH, NOW I REMEMBER YOU, YVETTE.
261
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:56,280
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO USED TO STEAL
ALL MY IDEAS.
262
00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:59,109
[overlapping chatter]
263
00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:04,549
DAD, HOW MUCH LONGER
ARE YOU GONNA TORTURE ME
264
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,247
WITH THESE STUPID FLASH CARDS?
265
00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:07,901
UNTIL YOU'RE FLUENT ENOUGH
IN FRENCH
266
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:09,467
SO THAT YOU CAN BECOME
THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE.
267
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:10,947
OKAY.
268
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:13,776
"EXCUSE ME--WHERE IS
THE NEAREST HOSPITAL?"
269
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:19,434
OKAY.
270
00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:22,393
UM, NEXT ONE.
271
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,221
"WHERE IS THE BUS STOP?"
272
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,792
"FILET"--YEP, OKAY.
273
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:33,404
NOW--
- DAD, I GOT A B-PLUS IN FRENCH.
274
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,319
HOW ABOUT LETTING ME
HAVE A LITTLE DOWNTIME?
275
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:37,234
DOWNTIME--IS THAT
WHAT YOU WANT? DOWNTIME?
276
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:38,758
HANG ON A SECOND, HONEY.
HELLO, HARVARD?
277
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,716
DO YOU HAVE A DEGREE
IN DOWNTIME?
278
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:44,589
YOU DON'T?
OH--THANK YOU.
279
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,113
- HEY, DAD?
- YEAH?
280
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,202
WHERE ARE
MY SUPER SUGAR SNAPS?
281
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:51,553
- I TOLD YOU--I TOSSED THEM.
- YOU WERE SERIOUS ABOUT THAT?
282
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:53,642
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.
- JOE, TAKE IT EASY.
283
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,686
TAKE IT EASY.
284
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,601
YOU ARE TAKING A BREAK
FROM SUGAR.
285
00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,865
OH, HE GETS A BREAK,
BUT I DON'T?
286
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,607
I MUST BE HAVING A NIGHTMARE.
287
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:03,783
WAKE UP, JOE!
WAKE UP, JOE--
288
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:04,914
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
289
00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,611
THIS IS NOT A NIGHTMARE.
290
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:09,919
ONE CAN BE A WORLD-CLASS ATHLETE
WITH A PROPER DIET.
291
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,747
NOW, WHAT WE HAVE
IN FRONT OF YOU HERE
292
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:16,099
IS A VERY DELICIOUS VEGAN
FLAXSEED GLUTEN-FREE MUFFIN.
293
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,406
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT ANY OF THOSE WORDS MEAN.
294
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,364
YEAH, NEITHER DO I.
295
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,889
AFTER YOU EAT IT, JUST DON'T
STRAY TOO FAR FROM THE BATHROOM.
296
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:27,850
DADDY, I CAN'T FIND
DR. MONKEY CHUNKS.
297
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:30,200
I TOLD YOU, BABY--
I PUT HER UP.
298
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:31,854
YOU'RE ONLY GONNA HAVE HER
FOR TWO HOURS A DAY.
299
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:34,465
YOU WERE SERIOUS ABOUT THAT?
300
00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:36,554
YOU'RE TOO OLD
FOR A COMFORT ITEM.
301
00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:39,862
I'M FIVE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
302
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:41,995
NOW, I KNOW WHAT MISERY
TASTES LIKE.
303
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:49,002
"YES, BROCK, IT'S ME--
YOUR MOTHER.
304
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:52,875
"I'M SO SORRY I WAS IN A COMA
WHILE YOU WERE IN PRISON
305
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:57,532
FRAMED FOR THE MURDER OF YOUR
WIFE'S BROTHER'S LOVER BROOKE."
306
00:13:57,662 --> 00:14:00,361
THERE YOU GO!
LOOK AT YOU WITH THE TEARS.
307
00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:02,929
[cries]
308
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:05,235
OH--FAKE TEARS.
REALLY, AMY?
309
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,759
COME ON, YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER
THAN THAT.
310
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,892
I'M REALLY NOT.
311
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:12,286
DO NOT TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT.
312
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,375
YOU KNOW,
THAT'S THE PROBLEM AROUND HERE.
313
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:17,160
LOOK, HONEY--I WANT OUR KIDS
TO GO FOR THE GOLD, ALL RIGHT?
314
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,423
THAT'S WHY I'VE PUT A COUPLE
TWEAKS INTO MY PARENTING STYLE.
315
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,773
HONEY, I'VE SEEN THE RESULT
OF YOUR TWEAKS,
316
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,993
AND YESTERDAY,
I CAME HOME,
317
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:26,909
AND I FOUND JOE
SUCKING TREE SAP.
318
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:27,779
SEE THAT?
THEY'RE RESPONDING.
319
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,956
THAT'S A GOOD THING.
320
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:35,570
[exhales] PAPER POLLY
WANTS TO SAY GOOD NIGHT.
321
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:40,270
AW, PAPER POLLY.
322
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:41,881
DAVID, BEFORE YOU GET
TOO EXCITED,
323
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,621
YOU MAY WANNA SEE
HOW JANIE'S DEALING
324
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,928
WITHOUT DR. MONKEY CHUNKS.
325
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:48,017
WHOA! HOW CREATIVE IS THIS?
326
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:50,367
COME ON--THIS IS FANTASTIC, HONEY.
327
00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:52,804
PRETTY SOON, SHE'LL BE TEACHING
MONKEYS HOW TO PAINT.
328
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,067
WELL, THEY DID EVOLVE
INTO FATHERS,
329
00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:56,721
SO I GUESS ANYTHING
IS POSSIBLE.
330
00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:58,114
[feigns laughter]
331
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:04,294
GUYS, WE HAVE TO STOP DAD
FROM DESTROYING OUR LIVES,
332
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,296
AND TO DO THAT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO STICK TOGETHER.
333
00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:07,776
YOU KNOW WHAT STICKS TOGETHER?
334
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,647
SUGAR, AND WHEN YOU HEAT IT
WITH BUTTER AND CREAM
335
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,606
AND IT TURNS
INTO DELICIOUS CARAMEL.
336
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,913
[sighs]
337
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:16,393
JOE, DON'T GO SOFT ON ME.
338
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:17,394
YOU KNOW WHAT'S SOFT?
339
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:20,093
CINNAMON ROLLS ARE SOFT.
340
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:22,617
AND DR. MONKEY CHUNKS
IS SOFT
341
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:26,186
FROM WHAT I CAN REMEMBER.
342
00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:28,275
HEY, ANYBODY SEEN
MY CAR KEYS?
343
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:29,798
WE HAVE YOUR KEYS, DAD.
344
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,756
WHY DO YOU HAVE MY KEYS?
345
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,976
BECAUSE THIS
IS AN INTERVENTION.
346
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:36,152
WHAT? WHAT?
347
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,285
DAD, WE WANT TO GO BACK
TO THE WAY THINGS WERE.
348
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:39,939
NO!
349
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:41,505
EXTRAORDINARY CHILDREN
DO NOT GO BACK.
350
00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:43,246
THEY PUSH FORWARD.
351
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,726
SEE? THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!
352
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,032
YOU GOTTA STOP THAT!
353
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:48,817
DAD, WE'RE TRYING
TO REASON WITH YOU.
354
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,253
DON'T MAKE US RESORT
TO PLAN B.
355
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:51,602
OH, THERE'S A PLAN B?
356
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:52,821
LET ME GET A CUP OF COFFEE.
357
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,779
SORRY, DAD.
THERE IS NO COFFEE.
358
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:57,130
HAVE AN ORGANIC FLAXSEED
BRAN SQUARE,
359
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:59,959
GRAB A MAGAZINE, AND DON'T
MAKE PLANS FOR THIS AFTERNOON.
360
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,354
IT'S ALL RIGHT--I'LL GET
MY OWN COFFEE, THANK YOU.
361
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:07,053
KEVIN! COFFEE!
362
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,969
[banging]
363
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:12,362
NO MORE COMFORT ITEM, DADDY.
364
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,190
YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR A KEVIN!
365
00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:18,847
OH, ALL RIGHT.
366
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:19,891
I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
367
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,068
OKAY.
368
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:24,679
TO SET A GOOD EXAMPLE,
I WILL PLAY ALONG.
369
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:25,941
GAME ON.
370
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,899
DAVID! OH, HEY.
371
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,380
GOOD MORNING, LITTLE PEOPLE.
372
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:31,599
CHECK IT OUT, DAVID--
373
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:34,863
YOU, ME, THIS AFTERNOON,
AND A BOX OF CUBANS.
374
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,083
- NICE.
- OH, I AM SORRY, MARCUS.
375
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:39,607
BUT THERE WILL BE
NO DOWNTIME FOR DAD, TODAY.
376
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,348
IF HE WANTS
TO BE A GREAT FATHER,
377
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:43,045
HE'S GOT SOME STUDYING TO DO.
378
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:46,527
- ON WHAT?
- THE FAMILY BOOK.
379
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,616
AND TONIGHT,
WE'RE DOING FLASH CARDS.
380
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:50,183
HM.
381
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:53,273
THE LITTLE PEOPLE ARE REBELLING.
I'M OUT.
382
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,188
YOU KNOW, DAVID, YOU REALLY NEED
TO GET A PARENTING STYLE,
383
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:58,017
'CAUSE YOUR KIDS
ARE OUT OF CONTROL.
384
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:05,067
[overlapping chatter]
385
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,199
DAVID, DO YOU HAVE
ANY COFFEE?
386
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:07,417
COFFEE? YOU WANT COFFEE?
387
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,332
I HAVEN'T HAD COFFEE
IN 36 HOURS, OKAY?
388
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:10,681
MY BODY'S IN A DEEP CLEANSE
RIGHT NOW,
389
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:12,161
AND I FEEL GREAT.
390
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:14,381
THIS POUNDING HEADACHE
THAT I'M HAVING RIGHT HERE
391
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,252
MEANS THAT IT'S WORKING,
SO IF YOU EXCUSE ME,
392
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:17,340
I'M GOING TO GO IN THE KITCHEN
RIGHT NOW,
393
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:18,863
HAVE A GLASS OF HOT WATER
AND LEMON,
394
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,256
AND I'M PSYCHED ABOUT IT,
395
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,084
AND THEN, I'M GONNA GO PRAY
FOR A QUICK DEATH!
396
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:36,751
[exhales]
397
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,927
- MM.
- [sighs]
398
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,189
I USED MY BODY HEAT
TO KEEP IT WARM.
399
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,191
[exhales]
400
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:43,845
COME ON, I'LL GIVE YOU
5 BUCKS FOR THAT LOLLIPOP,
401
00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:45,934
AND THAT'S MY FINAL OFFER.
402
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,544
JOE, THE LOLLIPOP'S
IN HIS MOUTH.
403
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:48,719
DUH, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
404
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,982
ENJOYING YOUR COFFEE?
405
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,636
[gasps]
406
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,769
I'M SO SORRY, DAD.
407
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:56,597
I'M JUST NOT SWEET JOE
WITHOUT MY SUGAR.
408
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:03,604
HEY, DAD--GUESS WHAT?
409
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:06,433
I WENT FROM A B-PLUS
TO A "C" IN FRENCH
410
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,522
BECAUSE OF YOUR FLASH CARDS.
411
00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:10,567
HELLO, HARVARD?
DO YOU ACCEPT "C" STUDENTS?
412
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,134
YOU DON'T?
GOOD TO KNOW.
413
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,876
YOU SHOULD'VE USED MY NAME.
414
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:17,183
IT'S A FAKE PHONE CALL!
415
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,446
YEAH, BUT STILL.
416
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,274
NO-O-O-O!
417
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:26,192
JANIE? WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT'S WRONG?
418
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:28,759
LOOK WHAT THEY DID
TO PAPER POLLY.
419
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:30,283
OH--WELL, SWEETIE,
420
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:33,808
LOOKS LIKE THEY JUST PICKED UP
A SPILL WITH IT.
421
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:37,028
THEY WIPED THE FLOOR
WITH HER FACE.
422
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,378
OH.
423
00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:41,642
PLEASE GIVE ME BACK
DR. MONKEY CHUNKS, DADDY.
424
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:43,557
PLEASE?
425
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:45,689
[exhales]
426
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:53,480
THIS IS CRAZY.
427
00:18:57,962 --> 00:19:00,574
HERE, SWEETHEART.
428
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:02,358
- THANK YOU, DADDY.
- YOU'RE WELCOME, BABY.
429
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,055
I THINK YOU'RE
GONNA REGRET THAT.
430
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,187
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I REGRET
431
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:07,581
IS THINKING
THAT I HAD TO COME UP
432
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:14,240
WITH SOME FANCY PARENTING STYLE
AT THE EXPENSE OF MY KIDS.
433
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:15,545
I GUESS I GOT
MOMENTARILY DAZZLED
434
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,330
BY YOUR FREAKISHLY STRONG
435
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:21,160
AND ACADEMICALLY-GIFTED
WIZARD CHILDREN.
436
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:26,121
YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT
MY KIDS TO BE?
437
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,254
I WANT THEM TO BE THEMSELVES,
ALL RIGHT?
438
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,865
BECAUSE THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH
FOR ME.
439
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:33,955
COME HERE, GUYS.
440
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,739
THERE WE GO.
441
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:38,960
SORRY YOUR DAD GOT A LITTLE
CRAZY THERE FOR A MINUTE.
442
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:41,180
GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, DADDY.
443
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:44,313
YOU MIGHT
WANNA LOOK AWAY, LADY.
444
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:45,749
I WANT A HUG!
445
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,012
[chuckles]
THERE YOU GO.
446
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:50,189
CAN YOU SHOW ME
WHAT A TV LOOKS LIKE?
447
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:52,756
[groans]
448
00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:54,628
PLEASE DON'T MAKE US
EAT ANOTHER MUFFIN.
449
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,325
OH--OKAY.
450
00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:00,286
[cell phone rings]
451
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:02,679
- HI, HONEY.
- HEY--AMY, GUESS WHAT?
452
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:03,854
MY AGENT JUST CALLED.
453
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:06,030
I GOT OFFERED A ROLE
IN A NEW TV SERIES.
454
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:08,424
[stammers]
WHAT, REALLY?
455
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:10,078
YEP, THAT MEANS
YOU HAVE TO QUIT WORK
456
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,906
AND BE
A STAY-AT-HOME MOM AGAIN.
457
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:13,908
YOU'LL BE AT HOME FULL-TIME
458
00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:16,040
DEALING WITH CODDLERS,
AND HIPPIES, AND TIGERS.
459
00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:18,391
OH, MY.
460
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:20,088
[crying] BUT DAVID,
I THOUGHT WE MADE A DEAL.
461
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,483
THIS IS--THIS IS MY TURN
TO GO BACK TO WORK.
462
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:24,919
[cries]
463
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:27,748
HA! WAIT!
[laughs]
464
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,706
I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW.
465
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:32,056
OH, DAVID, YOU'RE THE BEST
HUSBAND IN THE WORLD, HONEY.
466
00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:33,144
YEAH, I KNOW.
I WAS GREAT.
467
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,277
NOW GET BACK TO WORK.
- [cries]
468
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:39,673
[continues crying]
469
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,501
I'M READY.