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I NEED YOUR OPINION
ON SOMETHING, GUYS.

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THIS IS MOM'S GIFT
FOR MOTHER'S DAY.

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IT'S A PHOTO ALBUM.
IT'S ALMOST DONE, OKAY?

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I THINK IT'LL MAKE
THE PERFECT SURPRISE GIFT.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- HASN'T MOM BEEN BEGGING YOU

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TO DO THIS FOR YEARS?

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THAT'S THE SURPRISE,
I'M ACTUALLY DOING IT.

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IT'S THE STORY OF OUR FAMILY.
LOOK AT THIS, LOOK.

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HERE'S WHEN YOU WERE BORN, EMILY.

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OH, MY EMILY.

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HERE'S JANIE,
WHEN YOU WERE BORN, LITTLE BABY.

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JOE, HERE'S
WHEN YOU WERE BORN.

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WHY IS MOM SCREAMING?

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DID YOU SEE
THE SIZE OF JOE'S HEAD?

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I NEED YOU GUYS
TO DO ME A FAVOR.

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I NEED YOU TO FINISH
YOUR PERSONALIZED PAGES

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BY TOMORROW NIGHT, YES?

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all: OKAY.
- YES, OKAY. NEXT,

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MOTHER'S DAY, WE GOTTA
DO SOMETHING FOR MOM,

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AND HISTORICALLY, OUR PLANS
HAVE NEVER GONE OVER WELL.

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YEAH, SHE WAS NOT
A BIG FAN OF BUNGEE JUMPING.

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SHE WENT DOWN,
AND HER LUNCH CAME UP.

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AND THAT MURDER MYSTERY CRUISE
JUST MADE HER SEASICK.

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IT WAS NO MYSTERY WHAT SHE HAD
FOR DINNER THAT NIGHT, REMEMBER?

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- MORNING, GUYS.
- HEY, THERE SHE IS!

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MOMMY.

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- MMM.
- OHH, IT'S THE MOMMY.

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HONEY, WE ARE GONNA GIVE YOU
A GREAT MOTHER'S DAY, OKAY?

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OH, GOSH AND GOLLY.

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YOU GUYS HAVE GIVEN ME
SO MANY WONDERFUL MOTHER'S DAYS

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OVER THE YEARS.

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WOW, FOR SUCH A GOOD ACTRESS,
YOU COULDN'T EVEN SELL THAT.

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OKAY, THIS YEAR, WE'RE GONNA
GO OUT OF THE BOX A LITTLE BIT.

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I MADE
AN EXECUTIVE DECISION HERE.

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- HUH.
- WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO THIS YEAR,

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IS WE'RE GONNA DO
WHATEVER IT IS YOU WANT.

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- REALLY?
- YUP.

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WHAT A SURPRISE!

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THIS IS JUST
SO UNEXPECTED.

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OKAY, HERE'S HOW
THE DAY'S GONNA GO.

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FIRST OF ALL,
I'M GONNA SLEEP IN

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UNTIL I NATURALLY AWAKEN
TO THE SOUND OF BIRDS

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JUST CHIRPING.

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AND IF THERE ARE NO BIRDS,
FIND ME BIRDS.

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DON'T YOU WANT US TO WAKE YOU
WITH SWEET KISSES, MOMMY?

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AW...

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NO.

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THAT'S ALL RIGHT, BABY,

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YOU CAN WAKE DADDY
WITH SWEET KISSES.

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- AW...NO.
- PBBT.

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OKAY...
WHEN I WAKE UP,

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I WANT COFFEE,
BREAKFAST, GIFTS,

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AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE
YOUR LITTLE FACES AGAIN

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UNTIL YOU BRING ME DINNER.

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AND I MEAN THAT
IN THE MOST LOVING WAY, I DO.

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SO PLEASE SIGN
THE BOTTOM OF EACH PAGE,

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SO AS TO ENSURE
THAT THERE IS NO WAY

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THAT MY MOTHER'S DAY
CAN BE RUINED.

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HELLO-O!

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- GRANDMA MAGGIE.
- MOM!

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DID SOMEBODY ORDER
♪ LOVE?

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GAWGEE!

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- DID YOU KNOW SHE WAS COMING?
- NO! WHAT A GREAT SURPRISE!

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YEAH.

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IS IT TOO LATE
TO GO BUNGEE JUMPING?

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OH, LOOK AT YOU GUYS!

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YOU'RE SO GROWN-UP.

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ARE YOU GETTING BIGGER,
OR AM I GETTING THINNER?

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HI, MOM.
- OH, MY BABY.

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YOU LOOK AMAZING!

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BUT OF COURSE,
YOU HAVE MY GENES.

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AND SPEAKING OF MY "GENES,"

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SIZE 6.
PILATES!

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MAGGIE, YOU LOOK GREAT.

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- DON'T I?
- YES.

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DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
MY SECRET?

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VITAMINS MADE OF YAMS.

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WOW. WELL, EVERY DAY
MUST BE LIKE ♪ THANKSGIVING

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YEAH, EXCUSE ME.

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ALL RIGHT.

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AMY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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I'M PUTTING OUT
ALL THE GIFTS YOUR MOM GAVE US

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THROUGHOUT THE YEARS, SO I DON'T
HAVE TO HEAR IT FROM HER.

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REMEMBER THIS?
- UH-HUH.

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AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE
OF HERSELF SHE GAVE TO JOE

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ON HIS FIFTH BIRTHDAY.
- YEAH. GOOD PICTURE.

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MM, AN ASHTRAY
FROM HER POTTERY PHASE.

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"MERRY CHRISTMAS, JANIE,
FROM YOUR SMOKING HOT GAWGEE."

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COME ON, AMY,
SHE LIVES ALL ALONE IN VEGAS.

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HONEY, WHAT LIVES IN VEGAS
SHOULD STAY IN VEGAS, OKAY?

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YOU KNOW SHE'S GONNA HIJACK
THE ENTIRE DAY, DAVID.

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I THINK IT'S SWEET

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THAT SHE WANTS
TO SHARE MOTHER'S DAY WITH US.

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OH, HONEY, THE ONLY THING
YOUR MOTHER SHARES

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ARE STORIES
ABOUT HERSELF.

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PILATES? PLEASE. I KNOW
A BUTT LIFT WHEN I SEE ONE.

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HANG ON A SECOND.
NOW, THIS IS GONNA SKEEVE ME OUT

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A LITTLE BIT, BUT...
THAT'S HER REAL BUTT.

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EVERY CONVERSATION
MAGGIE HAS

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ALWAYS FINDS ITS WAY
BACK TO MAGGIE.

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- IT DOES NOT.
- HUH? OH, YEAH, YEAH. OBSERVE.

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OH, JANIE, YOUR SOMERSAULTS
REMIND ME OF THE SUMMER I SPENT

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WITH JEAN LUC
FROM CIRQUE DU SOLEIL.

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HE WAS SO... FLEXIBLE.

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- YOUR MOTHER IN A NUTSHELL.
- THAT'S A COINCIDENCE.

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IS IT?

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AND EMILY,
YOU'VE BECOME A WOMAN.

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I REMEMBER HOW EXCITED I WAS
WHEN MY BOOBIES CAME IN.

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SHE'S--SHE'S EXCITED
TO SEE THE KIDS, AMY.

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AW, DAVID, YOU ALWAYS
MAKE EXCUSES FOR HER.

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LOOK, I UNDERSTAND,
MY MOTHER IS BIGGER THAN LIFE,

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BUT SHE'S NOT UNREASONABLE.
I MEAN, YOU CAN TALK TO HER.

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I'VE TRIED, BUT EVERY TIME
I DO, SHE FALLS ASLEEP.

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WHAT?

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THE MINUTE YOUR MOM
WALKED INTO THE DOOR,

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HER LITTLE JAZZ HANDS
JUST PUSHED MY MOTHER'S DAY

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OUT THE WINDOW
TO ITS DEATH.

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YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT NOTHING.
I PROMISE YOU

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THAT YOUR MOTHER'S DAY
WILL BE FANTASTIC, OKAY?

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AW.

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YOU'RE SO PRETTY.

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OH, THANK YOU
FOR HELPING ME OUT, KEVIN.

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SERIOUSLY, I MEAN, AMY'S
GONNA LOVE THIS PHOTO ALBUM.

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YOU'RE SURPRISINGLY GOOD
AT THIS.

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OH, WELL,
I HAD A LOT OF PRACTICE.

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THIS IS THE STORY OF US, DAVID.

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I MADE IT FOR ME
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

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YOU KNOW, YOU ARE AN
IMPRESSIVE SCRAPBOOKER, KEVIN.

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IF ONLY YOU COULD
PUT THIS ENERGY

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INTO SOMETHING
A LITTLE LESS CREEPY.

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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

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OH, I ASKED YOUR MOM
FOR A BABY PHOTO,

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AND THIS
IS WHAT SHE SENT ME.

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IT'S YOU AT BIRTH, DAVID.
- OOH!

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THAT'S YOU, CROWNING.

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DAMN, MAN,
YOU HAD GOOD HAIR EVEN THEN.

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SEE THE CAPTION?
"A STAR IS BORN."

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HOW COULD YOU MISS IT?
IT'S BEDAZZLED.

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SO WHERE'S
MY FAVORITE SHOWGIRL?

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OH, SHE'S--
SHE'S WITH JANIE RIGHT--

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MARCUS,
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.

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DO YOU TNK MY MOTHER
MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT HERSELF?

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PUT IT THIS WAY--WHEN KEVIN
ASKED FOR A PICTURE OF YOU,

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THIS IS WHAT SHE SENT.

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IN MY ESTIMATION,
THAT IS--

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WOW,
WAY MORE HER THAN YOU.

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- THERE'S MY FAVORITE WRITER.
- AND THERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND!

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WHOO, WHOO!
- OH!

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SOMEONE'S BEEN WORKING OUT.

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MOM,
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

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JANIE AND I
ARE WORKING ON A LITTLE NUMBER

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FOR MOTHER'S DAY.
- OH, NO, NO, MOM, PLEASE,

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JANIE HAS TO FINISH
HER PERSONALIZED PAGE

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FOR AMY'S SCRAPBOOK.

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THIS IS BETTER.
FOLLOW ME.

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FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.

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- LIGHTS!
- CAMERA!

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- JANIE!
- CUT.

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JANIE,
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY

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"LIGHTS, CAMERA, MAGGIE!"
- MOM?

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- HUH?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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YOU CAN'T DRESS HER
LIKE THIS, SHE'S SIX.

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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

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I DRESSED YOU LIKE THAT
AT HER AGE,

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AND WE BOTH KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED.

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ONE WEEK LATER,

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YOU WERE A DANCING SCHOOLBOY
ON {\an8}<i>THE WALTONS.</i>

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I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS, MOM.

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JANIE, LET'S GO, I GOTTA GO
BUY SOME MOTHER'S DAY GIFTS.

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OH, NO, NO, NO.
PLEASE, LEAVE HER WITH ME.

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SHE CLEARLY NEEDS REHEARSAL.
I MEAN, WHAT IS THAT?

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MA, SHE HAS TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.

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THAT'S
HER PEE PEE DANCE.

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- OH.
- PLEASE.

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OKAY, HONEY.

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SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE,
I KNOCKED YOU OUT.

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HOW--

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I THOUGHT YOU GOT
A FIVE AND A THREE,

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WHICH MEANS YOU CAN
ONLY MOVE EIGHT SPACES.

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I THINK YOU MISCOUNTED.

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LOOK WHO'S DOING MATH.

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JOE, I'M NOT GONNA
GO EASY ON YOU.

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JANIE, SHOULD I GO EASY ON YOU
OR YOUR BROTHER?

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NO, GAWGEE.

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SEE?
YOU'RE RIGHT, HONEY.

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YOU JUST KEEP WORKING.

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I WANT YOUR LEG KICKS
TO EXTEND OVER YOUR HEAD.

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I'M TRYING, BUT MY LEGS
AREN'T LONGER THAN MY BODY.

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OH, HEY, GUYS--

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JOE, DID YOU FINISH THAT PAGE
FOR MOM'S PHOTO ALBUM?

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- OH, I'LL DO IT RIGHT NOW.
- NO, NO, STAY.

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DAVID,
LEAVE THE BOY ALONE.

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HE WANTS TO SPEND TIME
WITH HIS GRANDMOTHER.

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DAD, I NEED TO RUN
TO THE LIBRARY.

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TO WHAT, PAINT IT?

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WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

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OH, WHAT, YOU DON'T--
YOU DON'T LIKE IT?

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OH, I WISH I HAD
YOUR FASHION SENSE.

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OH, SWEETIE.
NO GRANDDAUGHTER OF MINE

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IS GONNA GO OUT
LOOKING LIKE THAT.

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YOU AND I ARE GOING SHOPPING.
- THANKS, GRANDMA.

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EMILY, WHAT--DID YOU JUST
PLAY YOUR GRANDMOTHER?

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DAD, GRANDMA WANTS EVERYTHING
TO BE ABOUT HER.

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I LIKE NEW CLOTHES.
IT'S A WIN/WIN.

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11, 12, 13, 14.
YOUR ROLL.

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BUT THE DICE
ONLY GO TO 12.

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00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:04,718
ARE YOU GONNA TALK,
OR ARE YOU GONNA PLAY?

208
00:09:07,111 --> 00:09:09,505
OH, FINALLY, YOU'RE HERE.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

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- WHAT'S THE MATTER?
- YOUR MOTHER,

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SHE FOUND THE BOOK, AND
SHE WANTED TO MAKE A FEW TWEAKS,

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AND I COULDN'T SAY NO.
I OWE EVERYTHING TO HER.

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IF THERE WASN'T A HER,
THERE WOULDN'T BE A YOU,

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AND IF THERE WASN'T A YOU,
THERE WOULDN'T BE AN "US."

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IS THERE AN "US"?

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UH, I HAVE A WHOLE ALBUM
THAT SAYS THERE'S AN "US," SO...

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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
SHE CHANGED EVERYTHING.

217
00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:33,660
MOST OF THESE PICTURES
INCLUDE HER!

218
00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:35,792
YEAH,
KEEP FLIPPING.

219
00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:39,013
♪ LIGHTS, CAMERA, MAGGIE

220
00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:43,060
♪ OOH, YEAH, OOH, YEAH
OOH, YEAH ♪

221
00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:46,803
♪ OOH, YEAH

222
00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:50,546
♪ OOH, YEAH

223
00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:54,898
MY MOTHER'S
OUT OF HER MIND.

224
00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:56,726
YOU KNOW WHAT?
AMY WAS RIGHT.

225
00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:59,686
IF I DON'T STOP HER, MY MOTHER
IS GONNA RUIN MOTHER'S DAY.

226
00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:01,992
♪ OOH, YEAH

227
00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:05,692
SORRY. UH--

228
00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:11,523
HEY, GUYS, GRANDMA AND I
WANT TO TALK F--

229
00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:16,528
UM...

230
00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:19,314
MOM,
WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.

231
00:10:19,444 --> 00:10:22,578
- I'M LISTENING.
- OKAY,

232
00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:27,496
THAT PHOTO ALBUM WAS A GIFT
FOR AMY FOR MOTHER'S DAY,

233
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,411
AND WE ALL WORKED
REALLY HARD ON IT,

234
00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:32,414
AND YOU WENT IN THERE,
AND YOU TURNED IT AROUND,

235
00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:34,024
AND MADE IT
ALL ABOUT Y--

236
00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:42,859
MOM?

237
00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,165
REALLY?

238
00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:47,211
♪ OOH, YEAH

239
00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:49,736
SORRY, I--

240
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:52,869
IT'S ADDICTING.

241
00:10:56,786 --> 00:11:00,311
OFTENTIMES, WHEN BRINGING
OUR DOG INTO ANOTHER DOG'S HOME,

242
00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:03,401
THERE'S IMMEDIATELY A FIGHT
TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE.

243
00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:07,492
BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING,
I'M NOT AVOIDING YOUR MOTHER.

244
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:09,190
I'M JUST TAKING A MOMENT
TO WATCH {\an8}<i>THE ANIMAL WHISPERER,</i>

245
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,192
WHICH IS IN NO WAY
AVOIDING YOUR MOTHER,

246
00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:12,410
SO BEFORE YOU ACCUSE ME--
- HONEY. HON, HON, HONEY, HONEY,

247
00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:14,021
I'M AVOIDING MY MOTHER.

248
00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:16,806
HUH?

249
00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:19,591
I OWE YOU
17 YEARS OF APOLOGIES.

250
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:22,725
YOU WERE RIGHT,
SHE MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT HER,

251
00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:24,205
AND SHE DID
THE SLEEPING THING TO ME.

252
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:25,685
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.

253
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:29,558
I--I'VE DREAMT
OF THIS MOMENT.

254
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,561
I MEAN, HOW COULD I HAVE
NOT SEEN THAT ALL THESE YEARS?

255
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,477
BECAUSE--AND YOU KNOW
I LOVE YOU, BUT...

256
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:36,957
YOU'RE A LOT
LIKE YOUR MOM

257
00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:38,088
IN THAT YOU TURN EVERYTHING
BACK TO YOU.

258
00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:39,350
I DO NOT TURN EVERYTHING
BACK TO ME.

259
00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:40,482
YEAH, YOU DO.

260
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,440
I HAD A DOG LIKE THIS
WHEN I WAS A KID!

261
00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:46,357
HIS NAME WAS BONZO.
THAT DOG LOVED ME SO MUCH.

262
00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:47,532
ALL RIGHT,
HOW DO I STOP MY MOM

263
00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:49,491
FROM MAKING MOTHER'S DAY
ALL ABOUT HER?

264
00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:52,581
WELL, YOU CAN'T TEACH
AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS, CAN YOU?

265
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,539
CONTRARY
TO POPULAR BELIEF,

266
00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:56,977
YOU CAN TEACH AN OLD DOG
NEW TRICKS.

267
00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:59,457
JUST A SIMPLE,
AUDIBLE ALERT...

268
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:04,375
YOU CAN CONDITION AWAY
UNWANTED BEHAVIOR,

269
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:07,248
AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK,

270
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:08,858
A SPRITZ OF WATER
TO THE SNOUT

271
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,730
WILL ALWAYS
GET A DOG'S ATTENTION.

272
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,079
ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?

273
00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:13,428
YES, I AM.

274
00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:16,561
WE SHOULD GET A DOG.

275
00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:21,001
CAN YOU BELIEVE
THE WAY THOSE TEENAGE BOYS

276
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,394
WERE LEERING AT US?

277
00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:25,483
YOU WERE WORKING IT, GRANDMA.

278
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:28,399
I SAW THIS OUTFIT ON YOU,
AND I JUST HAD TO HAVE IT TOO.

279
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:31,925
OH, WELL, I DO HAVE
THAT EFFECT ON PEOPLE, HONEY.

280
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:35,580
YOU CAN STILL BOUNCE A QUARTER
OFF THIS TUSH.

281
00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:39,193
OH, UM, HEY, MOM,
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

282
00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:42,544
NO, ACTUALLY, I WANTED
TO GIVE JOE ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY

283
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,633
TO BEAT ME
AT BACKGAMMON.

284
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,939
I DON'T REALLY
WANT TO PLAY.

285
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:48,985
MY WRIST STILL HURTS
FROM TRYING TO ROLL A 14.

286
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,595
MOM, I-I--

287
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:53,555
CHAMPIONS AREN'T BUILT
IN A DAY--I WORKED HARD

288
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:56,732
TO BE THE BACKGAMMON CHAMPION
AT THE FLAMINGO.

289
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:01,432
WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

290
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,565
YOU KNOW, IT REMINDS ME
OF THIS CLICKING

291
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,785
I HAVE IN MY KNEE EVER SINCE
THIS CHOREOGRAPHY MADE ME--

292
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:11,399
THERE IT IS AGAIN.

293
00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,357
YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S COMING
FROM THE LIVING ROOM.

294
00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:15,751
MAYBE.

295
00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:18,188
MOM--MOM, MOM,
PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.

296
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:20,060
- OH.
- JUST LISTEN TO ME.

297
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,758
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WE ALL LOVE
HAVING YOU HERE.

298
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,020
OH, DAVID,
I LOVE BEING HERE,

299
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:25,674
AND YOU KNOW,
I HAD AN IDEA.

300
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,110
MAYBE WHAT WE SHOULD DO
ON MOTHER'S DAY--

301
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:30,200
I WAS RIGHT.
IT IS IN HERE.

302
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:32,420
MOM.

303
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:33,987
- WHAT, I--
- M--

304
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:35,771
YOU KNOW,
I THINK THAT PROBABLY

305
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:36,903
WE SHOULD START
WITH A MIMOSA.

306
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:39,949
THERE IT IS AGAIN.

307
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:43,561
MOM, IF YOU JUST TRIED
LISTENING TO WHAT I'M SAYING,

308
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,172
MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T HEAR
THE CLICKING.

309
00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:47,739
OH, I THINK
I WOULD HEAR IT.

310
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:52,048
YEAH, MY DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE
THE EARS OF A 23-YEAR-OLD,

311
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,484
AND A BODY OF--

312
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,927
EMILY, DO YOU THINK
GRANDMA'S CHANGED?

313
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,232
I HOPE SO.
I THINK THOSE JEGGINGS

314
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,582
WERE CUTTING OFF
HER CIRCULATION.

315
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,149
NO, I MEAN HER.

316
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,412
SHE'S NOT THE SAME GRANDMA
SHE WAS LAST VISIT.

317
00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:10,240
JOE,
SHE'S EXACTLY THE SAME.

318
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:11,981
YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO'S CHANGED.

319
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,591
YOU'RE GROWING UP, AND YOU'RE
STARTING TO SEE GRANDMA

320
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:15,158
FOR WHO SHE REALLY IS.

321
00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:18,335
A SNEAKY CHEATER.

322
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:19,989
WHO ONLY CHEATS
BECAUSE SHE NEEDS TO BE

323
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,469
THE CENTER OF ATTENTION.

324
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:24,341
SHE'S NOT PERFECT,
BUT WE CAN STILL LOVE HER.

325
00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:28,128
I THINK I UNDERSTAND, EMILY.
I AM GETTING MORE MATURE.

326
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:30,043
JUST LAST YEAR, I THOUGHT
FARTING IN FRONT OF GIRLS

327
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,784
WAS FUNNY.

328
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,177
AND NOW,
I SILENTLY SQUEEZE 'EM OUT

329
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,353
AND BLAME IT
ON SOMEONE ELSE.

330
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:40,749
WOW, YOU ARE BECOMING A MAN
RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES.

331
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:46,146
MOM, I KNOW
THAT YOU DON'T MEAN TO DO THIS,

332
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:49,105
BUT YOU HAVE A HABIT
OF STEALING THE SPOTLIGHT

333
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:51,455
FROM EVERY PERSON
THAT YOU COME IN CONTACT WITH.

334
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,938
- DID YOU JUST SPRITZ ME?
- YES, I DID.

335
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,809
YES, MOM, AND I WILL GO
FROM MIST TO STREAM.

336
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:01,074
I WILL DO THAT
IF YOU DON'T STOP.

337
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:05,861
MOM, IF YOU WANT THIS FAMILY
TO HAVE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP,

338
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,124
YOU HAVE TO SHARE
THE STAGE.

339
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,605
OH!

340
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,389
YOU ALMOST GAVE ME
A HEART ATTACK!

341
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,871
I'M SORRY, MOM. YOU NEED
TO LISTEN TO WHAT I AM SAYING.

342
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,917
LIFE IS NOT
A ONE-WOMAN SHOW!

343
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,397
YOU HAVE TO CONSIDER
OTHER PEOPLE.

344
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:24,619
I HEAR YOU,
AND I...UNDERSTAND.

345
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:27,404
OKAY. GOOD, WELL,
LET'S START THIS WEEKEND, OKAY?

346
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:30,451
THIS WEEKEND IS ALSO
AMY'S MOTHER'S DAY TOO.

347
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,714
OKAY.

348
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:35,673
GOOD. OKAY, NOW,
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

349
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,806
I HAVE TO GO IN THERE
AND PUT THAT PHOTO ALBUM

350
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,112
BACK TO THE WAY
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.

351
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:41,636
CAN WE STILL KEEP
POP-UP MAGGIE?

352
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:44,769
OH, NO. OH, NO.

353
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:48,730
WELL,
THIS IS PERFECT.

354
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,862
I COULDN'T HAVE ASKED
FOR A BETTER MOTHER'S DAY.

355
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,168
QUICK TOAST.
OKAY, TO THE--

356
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:54,605
TO THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT
MOTHERS IN MY LIFE,

357
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,259
AND LET'S BE HONEST,

358
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,957
NEITHER ONE OF YOU WOULD BE
A MOTHER WITHOUT ME.

359
00:15:58,087 --> 00:15:58,958
AH.

360
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,133
I LOVE YOU BOTH.

361
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:01,961
all: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.

362
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:05,355
OH, LOOK AT US, AMY,
CO-STARS.

363
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:10,230
AMY, I'D JUST LIKE TO ADD
THAT WITHOUT YOU,

364
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,188
I WOULDN'T HAVE
A PLACE TO LIVE,

365
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:14,451
AND, UM, MAGGIE,

366
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,888
WITHOUT YOU BRINGING DAVID
INTO THIS WORLD,

367
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,978
I WOULDN'T HAVE
A REASON TO LIVE,

368
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:25,332
WELL,
SINCE WE'RE ALL SHARING,

369
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:28,770
IS IT OKAY IF I SHARED
SOME OF MY THOUGHTS?

370
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,511
YEAH,
ABSOLUTELY, MOM.

371
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,081
IT'S COME
TO MY ATTENTION

372
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,605
THAT I MAKE EVERYTHING
ABOUT MYSELF,

373
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,216
SO FROM THIS POINT ON,

374
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:43,132
I WON'T BURDEN YOU
WITH MY PRESENCE.

375
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,133
- MOM--
- NO, NO.

376
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:47,006
JUST ENJOY YOUR BRUNCH.

377
00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:51,010
I WILL TAKE A MENTAL PHOTO
OF YOU TO MY GRAVE,

378
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:55,927
WHICH PROBABLY WILL BE
THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME.

379
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,366
ARE YOU DONE?

380
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:01,324
YES, I AM.

381
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:03,239
SHE'S NOT DONE.

382
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:06,242
BUT JUST KNOW
THAT THE PAIN YOU HAVE CAUSED ME

383
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,723
WILL NOT GO TO WASTE.

384
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:13,336
♪ THE PAIN
YOU HAVE CAUSED ME ♪

385
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:19,560
♪ WILL NE-EVER GO AWA-A-AY

386
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,910
♪ BUT I WILL

387
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,826
♪ SO...

388
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:29,961
♪ HAPPY MOTHER'S...

389
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:34,444
♪ DA-A-AY!

390
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,968
YAY!

391
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,536
WHY IS NO ONE CLAPPING?

392
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,236
DAVID, HONEY,
GO GET YOUR MOTHER.

393
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,803
NO. NO, I'M NOT.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS.

394
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:48,284
I AM NOT GONNA LET HER MAKE
THIS MOTHER'S DAY ABOUT HER.

395
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:50,156
THIS IS
YOUR MOTHER'S DAY,

396
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,549
AND WE ARE GONNA
CELEBRATE IT, OKAY?

397
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:56,292
DIG IN. DIG IN.

398
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:58,947
THIS GREAT?

399
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,907
BEST MOTHER'S DAY BREAKFAST
EVER! EAT!

400
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:05,301
DAVID, ANGRY EATING ISN'T
GONNA SOLVE ANYTHING, OKAY?

401
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:08,043
YOU REALIZE THAT HER LEAVING
IS MAKING THIS ALL ABOUT HER,

402
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,262
SO GO GET YOUR MOTHER.

403
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:10,741
IT'S NOT LIKE
SHE CAN HIDE.

404
00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:14,310
SHE'S WEARING
HER TAP SHOES.

405
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,748
OH, HEY, MARCUS,
DID YOU SEE MY MOM?

406
00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:20,142
SHE JUST WALKED OUT OF HERE
ON MOTHER'S DAY.

407
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:22,362
IT'S MOTHER'S DAY?
UH--OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

408
00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:24,668
YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE
A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS, DO YOU?

409
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,366
WHAT ABOUT SOME CANDY?
- UH--

410
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:27,889
WHAT ABOUT A CROCK POT?
YOU GOT A CROCK POT?

411
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,456
NO, I--
CHECK THE PANTRY.

412
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:30,326
THERE MIGHT BE A PIE,
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

413
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,415
A PIE?
I'LL TAKE A PIE. OKAY.

414
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:34,504
UH--

415
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:36,245
OKAY.
- SHE'S NOT ANSWERING.

416
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:38,465
MEANS I GOTTA
DRIVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

417
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:41,120
YOU SHOULD
DRIVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

418
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,165
UH, MIGHT I SUGGEST
YOU GO NORTH?

419
00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:44,427
DA-DA--HUH.

420
00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,735
YEAH, OKAY.
- OH, YES. THANKS.

421
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,954
YEAH, I'MA TAKE MY PIE
AND GO HOME.

422
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,042
- OKAY.
- ALL I NEED IS A CARD.

423
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,261
NOW, LET ME GET--
- NO, NO, NO.

424
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:53,871
DON'T USE THOSE.
THOSE ARE MADE OUT TO AMY.

425
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,395
OH, THAT'S OKAY.
MY WIFE IS NOT GONNA READ IT.

426
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:57,788
SHE GONNA USE IT TO SCOOP UP
THE PIE, AND THAT'S IT.

427
00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:02,228
SEE YOU, MARCUS.

428
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:09,148
JUST WISH MY MOM...
KNEW HOW MUCH WE ALL MISSED HER.

429
00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:14,979
HOW MUCH WE ALL WANT TO HEAR
THE END OF THAT SONG.

430
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:20,289
♪ I TRIED TO RUN,
I TRIED TO HIDE ♪

431
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:24,424
♪ BUT I NEVER EVEN MADE IT...

432
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:30,081
♪ OUTSIDE

433
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,822
OKAY.

434
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,911
I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T
GONNA DO THIS, MOM.

435
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,565
DAVID, REMEMBER,

436
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:38,612
I ALWAYS USED TO TELL YOU
YOU WERE SPECIAL.

437
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:39,787
I REMEMBER.

438
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,355
WELL...

439
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:46,533
NOBODY EVER SAYS THAT
TO ME ANYMORE.

440
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:52,408
MOM, BECAUSE...
YOU NEVER GIVE THEM A CHANCE.

441
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:54,758
REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A KID, AND
I WAS AN UP-AND-COMING ACTOR,

442
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YOU SAID TO ME,
"IF YOU SING YOUR OWN PRAISES,

443
00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,980
YOU'LL NEVER HEAR THE APPLAUSE."
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?

444
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:02,244
SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE,
YOU FORGOT IT.

445
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,593
I DIDN'T FORGET IT.

446
00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:06,553
I WAS JUST AFRAID,
IF I TOOK THE TIME TO LISTEN,

447
00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:09,643
THERE'D BE NO APPLAUSE
TO HEAR.

448
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:13,908
OH, MOM, COME ON.
THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN.

449
00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:18,608
YOU ARE--YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL,
YOU'RE TALENTED,

450
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AND YOU GAVE BIRTH TO ME.

451
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,962
I LOVE YOU,
MY SWEET BOY.

452
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:26,834
A LOT OF PEOPLE DO, MOM.

453
00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:32,579
I LOVE YOU TOO.

454
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,494
ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
YOUR FAVORITE AUDIENCE

455
00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:36,539
IS WAITING FOR YOU,
ALL RIGHT?

456
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,106
- ALL RIGHT.
- LET'S GO.

457
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,847
HEY, GUYS,
GRANDMA'S BACK!