I NEED YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING, GUYS.
THIS IS MOM'S GIFT FOR MOTHER'S DAY.
IT'S A PHOTO ALBUM. IT'S ALMOST DONE, OKAY?
I THINK IT'LL MAKE THE PERFECT SURPRISE GIFT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK? - HASN'T MOM BEEN BEGGING YOU
TO DO THIS FOR YEARS?
THAT'S THE SURPRISE, I'M ACTUALLY DOING IT.
IT'S THE STORY OF OUR FAMILY. LOOK AT THIS, LOOK.
HERE'S WHEN YOU WERE BORN, EMILY.
OH, MY EMILY.
HERE'S JANIE, WHEN YOU WERE BORN, LITTLE BABY.
JOE, HERE'S WHEN YOU WERE BORN.
WHY IS MOM SCREAMING?
DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF JOE'S HEAD?
I NEED YOU GUYS TO DO ME A FAVOR.
I NEED YOU TO FINISH YOUR PERSONALIZED PAGES
BY TOMORROW NIGHT, YES?
all: OKAY. - YES, OKAY. NEXT,
MOTHER'S DAY, WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING FOR MOM,
AND HISTORICALLY, OUR PLANS HAVE NEVER GONE OVER WELL.
YEAH, SHE WAS NOT A BIG FAN OF BUNGEE JUMPING.
SHE WENT DOWN, AND HER LUNCH CAME UP.
AND THAT MURDER MYSTERY CRUISE JUST MADE HER SEASICK.
IT WAS NO MYSTERY WHAT SHE HAD FOR DINNER THAT NIGHT, REMEMBER?
- MORNING, GUYS. - HEY, THERE SHE IS!
MOMMY.
- MMM. - OHH, IT'S THE MOMMY.
HONEY, WE ARE GONNA GIVE YOU A GREAT MOTHER'S DAY, OKAY?
OH, GOSH AND GOLLY.
YOU GUYS HAVE GIVEN ME SO MANY WONDERFUL MOTHER'S DAYS
OVER THE YEARS.
WOW, FOR SUCH A GOOD ACTRESS, YOU COULDN'T EVEN SELL THAT.
OKAY, THIS YEAR, WE'RE GONNA GO OUT OF THE BOX A LITTLE BIT.
I MADE AN EXECUTIVE DECISION HERE.
- HUH. - WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO THIS YEAR,
IS WE'RE GONNA DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU WANT.
- REALLY? - YUP.
WHAT A SURPRISE!
THIS IS JUST SO UNEXPECTED.
OKAY, HERE'S HOW THE DAY'S GONNA GO.
FIRST OF ALL, I'M GONNA SLEEP IN
UNTIL I NATURALLY AWAKEN TO THE SOUND OF BIRDS
JUST CHIRPING.
AND IF THERE ARE NO BIRDS, FIND ME BIRDS.
DON'T YOU WANT US TO WAKE YOU WITH SWEET KISSES, MOMMY?
AW...
NO.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT, BABY,
YOU CAN WAKE DADDY WITH SWEET KISSES.
- AW...NO. - PBBT.
OKAY... WHEN I WAKE UP,
I WANT COFFEE, BREAKFAST, GIFTS,
AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR LITTLE FACES AGAIN
UNTIL YOU BRING ME DINNER.
AND I MEAN THAT IN THE MOST LOVING WAY, I DO.
SO PLEASE SIGN THE BOTTOM OF EACH PAGE,
SO AS TO ENSURE THAT THERE IS NO WAY
THAT MY MOTHER'S DAY CAN BE RUINED.
HELLO-O!
- GRANDMA MAGGIE. - MOM!
DID SOMEBODY ORDER ♪ LOVE?
GAWGEE!
- DID YOU KNOW SHE WAS COMING? - NO! WHAT A GREAT SURPRISE!
YEAH.
IS IT TOO LATE TO GO BUNGEE JUMPING?
OH, LOOK AT YOU GUYS!
YOU'RE SO GROWN-UP.
ARE YOU GETTING BIGGER, OR AM I GETTING THINNER?
HI, MOM. - OH, MY BABY.
YOU LOOK AMAZING!
BUT OF COURSE, YOU HAVE MY GENES.
AND SPEAKING OF MY "GENES,"
SIZE 6. PILATES!
MAGGIE, YOU LOOK GREAT.
- DON'T I? - YES.
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MY SECRET?
VITAMINS MADE OF YAMS.
WOW. WELL, EVERY DAY MUST BE LIKE ♪ THANKSGIVING
YEAH, EXCUSE ME.
ALL RIGHT.
AMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M PUTTING OUT ALL THE GIFTS YOUR MOM GAVE US
THROUGHOUT THE YEARS, SO I DON'T HAVE TO HEAR IT FROM HER.
REMEMBER THIS? - UH-HUH.
AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF HERSELF SHE GAVE TO JOE
ON HIS FIFTH BIRTHDAY. - YEAH. GOOD PICTURE.
MM, AN ASHTRAY FROM HER POTTERY PHASE.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS, JANIE, FROM YOUR SMOKING HOT GAWGEE."
COME ON, AMY, SHE LIVES ALL ALONE IN VEGAS.
HONEY, WHAT LIVES IN VEGAS SHOULD STAY IN VEGAS, OKAY?
YOU KNOW SHE'S GONNA HIJACK THE ENTIRE DAY, DAVID.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I THINK IT'S SWEET
THAT SHE WANTS TO SHARE MOTHER'S DAY WITH US.
OH, HONEY, THE ONLY THING YOUR MOTHER SHARES
ARE STORIES ABOUT HERSELF.
PILATES? PLEASE. I KNOW A BUTT LIFT WHEN I SEE ONE.
HANG ON A SECOND. NOW, THIS IS GONNA SKEEVE ME OUT
A LITTLE BIT, BUT... THAT'S HER REAL BUTT.
EVERY CONVERSATION MAGGIE HAS
ALWAYS FINDS ITS WAY BACK TO MAGGIE.
- IT DOES NOT. - HUH? OH, YEAH, YEAH. OBSERVE.
OH, JANIE, YOUR SOMERSAULTS REMIND ME OF THE SUMMER I SPENT
WITH JEAN LUC FROM CIRQUE DU SOLEIL.
HE WAS SO... FLEXIBLE.
- YOUR MOTHER IN A NUTSHELL. - THAT'S A COINCIDENCE.
IS IT?
AND EMILY, YOU'VE BECOME A WOMAN.
I REMEMBER HOW EXCITED I WAS WHEN MY BOOBIES CAME IN.
SHE'S--SHE'S EXCITED TO SEE THE KIDS, AMY.
AW, DAVID, YOU ALWAYS MAKE EXCUSES FOR HER.
LOOK, I UNDERSTAND, MY MOTHER IS BIGGER THAN LIFE,
BUT SHE'S NOT UNREASONABLE. I MEAN, YOU CAN TALK TO HER.
I'VE TRIED, BUT EVERY TIME I DO, SHE FALLS ASLEEP.
WHAT?
THE MINUTE YOUR MOM WALKED INTO THE DOOR,
HER LITTLE JAZZ HANDS JUST PUSHED MY MOTHER'S DAY
OUT THE WINDOW TO ITS DEATH.
YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT NOTHING. I PROMISE YOU
THAT YOUR MOTHER'S DAY WILL BE FANTASTIC, OKAY?
AW.
YOU'RE SO PRETTY.
OH, THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME OUT, KEVIN.
SERIOUSLY, I MEAN, AMY'S GONNA LOVE THIS PHOTO ALBUM.
YOU'RE SURPRISINGLY GOOD AT THIS.
OH, WELL, I HAD A LOT OF PRACTICE.
THIS IS THE STORY OF US, DAVID.
I MADE IT FOR ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
YOU KNOW, YOU ARE AN IMPRESSIVE SCRAPBOOKER, KEVIN.
IF ONLY YOU COULD PUT THIS ENERGY
INTO SOMETHING A LITTLE LESS CREEPY.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
OH, I ASKED YOUR MOM FOR A BABY PHOTO,
AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SENT ME.
IT'S YOU AT BIRTH, DAVID. - OOH!
THAT'S YOU, CROWNING.
DAMN, MAN, YOU HAD GOOD HAIR EVEN THEN.
SEE THE CAPTION? "A STAR IS BORN."
HOW COULD YOU MISS IT? IT'S BEDAZZLED.
SO WHERE'S MY FAVORITE SHOWGIRL?
OH, SHE'S-- SHE'S WITH JANIE RIGHT--
MARCUS, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
DO YOU TNK MY MOTHER MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT HERSELF?
PUT IT THIS WAY--WHEN KEVIN ASKED FOR A PICTURE OF YOU,
THIS IS WHAT SHE SENT.
IN MY ESTIMATION, THAT IS--
WOW, WAY MORE HER THAN YOU.
- THERE'S MY FAVORITE WRITER. - AND THERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND!
WHOO, WHOO! - OH!
SOMEONE'S BEEN WORKING OUT.
MOM, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
JANIE AND I ARE WORKING ON A LITTLE NUMBER
FOR MOTHER'S DAY. - OH, NO, NO, MOM, PLEASE,
JANIE HAS TO FINISH HER PERSONALIZED PAGE
FOR AMY'S SCRAPBOOK.
THIS IS BETTER. FOLLOW ME.
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.
- LIGHTS! - CAMERA!
- JANIE! - CUT.
JANIE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY
"LIGHTS, CAMERA, MAGGIE!" - MOM?
- HUH? - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU CAN'T DRESS HER LIKE THIS, SHE'S SIX.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I DRESSED YOU LIKE THAT AT HER AGE,
AND WE BOTH KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
ONE WEEK LATER,
YOU WERE A DANCING SCHOOLBOY ON THE WALTONS.
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, MOM.
JANIE, LET'S GO, I GOTTA GO BUY SOME MOTHER'S DAY GIFTS.
OH, NO, NO, NO. PLEASE, LEAVE HER WITH ME.
SHE CLEARLY NEEDS REHEARSAL. I MEAN, WHAT IS THAT?
MA, SHE HAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
THAT'S HER PEE PEE DANCE.
- OH. - PLEASE.
OKAY, HONEY.
SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, I KNOCKED YOU OUT.
HOW--
I THOUGHT YOU GOT A FIVE AND A THREE,
WHICH MEANS YOU CAN ONLY MOVE EIGHT SPACES.
I THINK YOU MISCOUNTED.
LOOK WHO'S DOING MATH.
JOE, I'M NOT GONNA GO EASY ON YOU.
JANIE, SHOULD I GO EASY ON YOU OR YOUR BROTHER?
NO, GAWGEE.
SEE? YOU'RE RIGHT, HONEY.
YOU JUST KEEP WORKING.
I WANT YOUR LEG KICKS TO EXTEND OVER YOUR HEAD.
I'M TRYING, BUT MY LEGS AREN'T LONGER THAN MY BODY.
OH, HEY, GUYS--
JOE, DID YOU FINISH THAT PAGE FOR MOM'S PHOTO ALBUM?
- OH, I'LL DO IT RIGHT NOW. - NO, NO, STAY.
DAVID, LEAVE THE BOY ALONE.
HE WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH HIS GRANDMOTHER.
DAD, I NEED TO RUN TO THE LIBRARY.
TO WHAT, PAINT IT?
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
OH, WHAT, YOU DON'T-- YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
OH, I WISH I HAD YOUR FASHION SENSE.
OH, SWEETIE. NO GRANDDAUGHTER OF MINE
IS GONNA GO OUT LOOKING LIKE THAT.
YOU AND I ARE GOING SHOPPING. - THANKS, GRANDMA.
EMILY, WHAT--DID YOU JUST PLAY YOUR GRANDMOTHER?
DAD, GRANDMA WANTS EVERYTHING TO BE ABOUT HER.
I LIKE NEW CLOTHES. IT'S A WIN/WIN.
11, 12, 13, 14. YOUR ROLL.
BUT THE DICE ONLY GO TO 12.
ARE YOU GONNA TALK, OR ARE YOU GONNA PLAY?
OH, FINALLY, YOU'RE HERE. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
- WHAT'S THE MATTER? - YOUR MOTHER,
SHE FOUND THE BOOK, AND SHE WANTED TO MAKE A FEW TWEAKS,
AND I COULDN'T SAY NO. I OWE EVERYTHING TO HER.
IF THERE WASN'T A HER, THERE WOULDN'T BE A YOU,
AND IF THERE WASN'T A YOU, THERE WOULDN'T BE AN "US."
IS THERE AN "US"?
UH, I HAVE A WHOLE ALBUM THAT SAYS THERE'S AN "US," SO...
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. SHE CHANGED EVERYTHING.
MOST OF THESE PICTURES INCLUDE HER!
YEAH, KEEP FLIPPING.
♪ LIGHTS, CAMERA, MAGGIE
♪ OOH, YEAH, OOH, YEAH OOH, YEAH ♪
♪ OOH, YEAH
MY MOTHER'S OUT OF HER MIND.
YOU KNOW WHAT? AMY WAS RIGHT.
IF I DON'T STOP HER, MY MOTHER IS GONNA RUIN MOTHER'S DAY.
♪ OOH, YEAH
SORRY. UH--
HEY, GUYS, GRANDMA AND I WANT TO TALK F--
UM...
MOM, WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
- I'M LISTENING. - OKAY,
THAT PHOTO ALBUM WAS A GIFT FOR AMY FOR MOTHER'S DAY,
AND WE ALL WORKED REALLY HARD ON IT,
AND YOU WENT IN THERE, AND YOU TURNED IT AROUND,
AND MADE IT ALL ABOUT Y--
MOM?
REALLY?
♪ OOH, YEAH
SORRY, I--
IT'S ADDICTING.
OFTENTIMES, WHEN BRINGING OUR DOG INTO ANOTHER DOG'S HOME,
THERE'S IMMEDIATELY A FIGHT TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE.
BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, I'M NOT AVOIDING YOUR MOTHER.
I'M JUST TAKING A MOMENT TO WATCH THE ANIMAL WHISPERER,
WHICH IS IN NO WAY AVOIDING YOUR MOTHER,
SO BEFORE YOU ACCUSE ME-- - HONEY. HON, HON, HONEY, HONEY,
I'M AVOIDING MY MOTHER.
HUH?
I OWE YOU 17 YEARS OF APOLOGIES.
YOU WERE RIGHT, SHE MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT HER,
AND SHE DID THE SLEEPING THING TO ME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
I--I'VE DREAMT OF THIS MOMENT.
I MEAN, HOW COULD I HAVE NOT SEEN THAT ALL THESE YEARS?
BECAUSE--AND YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, BUT...
YOU'RE A LOT LIKE YOUR MOM
IN THAT YOU TURN EVERYTHING BACK TO YOU.
I DO NOT TURN EVERYTHING BACK TO ME.
YEAH, YOU DO.
I HAD A DOG LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS A KID!
HIS NAME WAS BONZO. THAT DOG LOVED ME SO MUCH.
ALL RIGHT, HOW DO I STOP MY MOM
FROM MAKING MOTHER'S DAY ALL ABOUT HER?
WELL, YOU CAN'T TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS, CAN YOU?
CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF,
YOU CAN TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS.
JUST A SIMPLE, AUDIBLE ALERT...
YOU CAN CONDITION AWAY UNWANTED BEHAVIOR,
AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK,
A SPRITZ OF WATER TO THE SNOUT
WILL ALWAYS GET A DOG'S ATTENTION.
ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?
YES, I AM.
WE SHOULD GET A DOG.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THE WAY THOSE TEENAGE BOYS
WERE LEERING AT US?
YOU WERE WORKING IT, GRANDMA.
I SAW THIS OUTFIT ON YOU, AND I JUST HAD TO HAVE IT TOO.
OH, WELL, I DO HAVE THAT EFFECT ON PEOPLE, HONEY.
YOU CAN STILL BOUNCE A QUARTER OFF THIS TUSH.
OH, UM, HEY, MOM, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
NO, ACTUALLY, I WANTED TO GIVE JOE ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY
TO BEAT ME AT BACKGAMMON.
I DON'T REALLY WANT TO PLAY.
MY WRIST STILL HURTS FROM TRYING TO ROLL A 14.
MOM, I-I--
CHAMPIONS AREN'T BUILT IN A DAY--I WORKED HARD
TO BE THE BACKGAMMON CHAMPION AT THE FLAMINGO.
WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
YOU KNOW, IT REMINDS ME OF THIS CLICKING
I HAVE IN MY KNEE EVER SINCE THIS CHOREOGRAPHY MADE ME--
THERE IT IS AGAIN.
YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S COMING FROM THE LIVING ROOM.
MAYBE.
MOM--MOM, MOM, PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.
- OH. - JUST LISTEN TO ME.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WE ALL LOVE HAVING YOU HERE.
OH, DAVID, I LOVE BEING HERE,
AND YOU KNOW, I HAD AN IDEA.
MAYBE WHAT WE SHOULD DO ON MOTHER'S DAY--
I WAS RIGHT. IT IS IN HERE.
MOM.
- WHAT, I-- - M--
YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT PROBABLY
WE SHOULD START WITH A MIMOSA.
THERE IT IS AGAIN.
MOM, IF YOU JUST TRIED LISTENING TO WHAT I'M SAYING,
MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T HEAR THE CLICKING.
OH, I THINK I WOULD HEAR IT.
YEAH, MY DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE THE EARS OF A 23-YEAR-OLD,
AND A BODY OF--
EMILY, DO YOU THINK GRANDMA'S CHANGED?
I HOPE SO. I THINK THOSE JEGGINGS
WERE CUTTING OFF HER CIRCULATION.
NO, I MEAN HER.
SHE'S NOT THE SAME GRANDMA SHE WAS LAST VISIT.
JOE, SHE'S EXACTLY THE SAME.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S CHANGED.
YOU'RE GROWING UP, AND YOU'RE STARTING TO SEE GRANDMA
FOR WHO SHE REALLY IS.
A SNEAKY CHEATER.
WHO ONLY CHEATS BECAUSE SHE NEEDS TO BE
THE CENTER OF ATTENTION.
SHE'S NOT PERFECT, BUT WE CAN STILL LOVE HER.
I THINK I UNDERSTAND, EMILY. I AM GETTING MORE MATURE.
JUST LAST YEAR, I THOUGHT FARTING IN FRONT OF GIRLS
WAS FUNNY.
AND NOW, I SILENTLY SQUEEZE 'EM OUT
AND BLAME IT ON SOMEONE ELSE.
WOW, YOU ARE BECOMING A MAN RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES.
MOM, I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T MEAN TO DO THIS,
BUT YOU HAVE A HABIT OF STEALING THE SPOTLIGHT
FROM EVERY PERSON THAT YOU COME IN CONTACT WITH.
- DID YOU JUST SPRITZ ME? - YES, I DID.
YES, MOM, AND I WILL GO FROM MIST TO STREAM.
I WILL DO THAT IF YOU DON'T STOP.
MOM, IF YOU WANT THIS FAMILY TO HAVE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP,
YOU HAVE TO SHARE THE STAGE.
OH!
YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!
I'M SORRY, MOM. YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO WHAT I AM SAYING.
LIFE IS NOT A ONE-WOMAN SHOW!
YOU HAVE TO CONSIDER OTHER PEOPLE.
I HEAR YOU, AND I...UNDERSTAND.
OKAY. GOOD, WELL, LET'S START THIS WEEKEND, OKAY?
THIS WEEKEND IS ALSO AMY'S MOTHER'S DAY TOO.
OKAY.
GOOD. OKAY, NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I HAVE TO GO IN THERE AND PUT THAT PHOTO ALBUM
BACK TO THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.
CAN WE STILL KEEP POP-UP MAGGIE?
OH, NO. OH, NO.
WELL, THIS IS PERFECT.
I COULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR A BETTER MOTHER'S DAY.
QUICK TOAST. OKAY, TO THE--
TO THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT MOTHERS IN MY LIFE,
AND LET'S BE HONEST,
NEITHER ONE OF YOU WOULD BE A MOTHER WITHOUT ME.
AH.
I LOVE YOU BOTH.
all: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.
OH, LOOK AT US, AMY, CO-STARS.
AMY, I'D JUST LIKE TO ADD THAT WITHOUT YOU,
I WOULDN'T HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE,
AND, UM, MAGGIE,
WITHOUT YOU BRINGING DAVID INTO THIS WORLD,
I WOULDN'T HAVE A REASON TO LIVE,
WELL, SINCE WE'RE ALL SHARING,
IS IT OKAY IF I SHARED SOME OF MY THOUGHTS?
YEAH, ABSOLUTELY, MOM.
IT'S COME TO MY ATTENTION
THAT I MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT MYSELF,
SO FROM THIS POINT ON,
I WON'T BURDEN YOU WITH MY PRESENCE.
- MOM-- - NO, NO.
JUST ENJOY YOUR BRUNCH.
I WILL TAKE A MENTAL PHOTO OF YOU TO MY GRAVE,
WHICH PROBABLY WILL BE THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME.
ARE YOU DONE?
YES, I AM.
SHE'S NOT DONE.
BUT JUST KNOW THAT THE PAIN YOU HAVE CAUSED ME
WILL NOT GO TO WASTE.
♪ THE PAIN YOU HAVE CAUSED ME ♪
♪ WILL NE-EVER GO AWA-A-AY
♪ BUT I WILL
♪ SO...
♪ HAPPY MOTHER'S...
♪ DA-A-AY!
YAY!
WHY IS NO ONE CLAPPING?
DAVID, HONEY, GO GET YOUR MOTHER.
NO. NO, I'M NOT. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS.
I AM NOT GONNA LET HER MAKE THIS MOTHER'S DAY ABOUT HER.
THIS IS YOUR MOTHER'S DAY,
AND WE ARE GONNA CELEBRATE IT, OKAY?
DIG IN. DIG IN.
THIS GREAT?
BEST MOTHER'S DAY BREAKFAST EVER! EAT!
DAVID, ANGRY EATING ISN'T GONNA SOLVE ANYTHING, OKAY?
YOU REALIZE THAT HER LEAVING IS MAKING THIS ALL ABOUT HER,
SO GO GET YOUR MOTHER.
IT'S NOT LIKE SHE CAN HIDE.
SHE'S WEARING HER TAP SHOES.
OH, HEY, MARCUS, DID YOU SEE MY MOM?
SHE JUST WALKED OUT OF HERE ON MOTHER'S DAY.
IT'S MOTHER'S DAY? UH--OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS, DO YOU?
WHAT ABOUT SOME CANDY? - UH--
WHAT ABOUT A CROCK POT? YOU GOT A CROCK POT?
NO, I-- CHECK THE PANTRY.
THERE MIGHT BE A PIE, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
A PIE? I'LL TAKE A PIE. OKAY.
UH--
OKAY. - SHE'S NOT ANSWERING.
MEANS I GOTTA DRIVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
YOU SHOULD DRIVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
UH, MIGHT I SUGGEST YOU GO NORTH?
DA-DA--HUH.
YEAH, OKAY. - OH, YES. THANKS.
YEAH, I'MA TAKE MY PIE AND GO HOME.
- OKAY. - ALL I NEED IS A CARD.
NOW, LET ME GET-- - NO, NO, NO.
DON'T USE THOSE. THOSE ARE MADE OUT TO AMY.
OH, THAT'S OKAY. MY WIFE IS NOT GONNA READ IT.
SHE GONNA USE IT TO SCOOP UP THE PIE, AND THAT'S IT.
SEE YOU, MARCUS.
JUST WISH MY MOM... KNEW HOW MUCH WE ALL MISSED HER.
HOW MUCH WE ALL WANT TO HEAR THE END OF THAT SONG.
♪ I TRIED TO RUN, I TRIED TO HIDE ♪
♪ BUT I NEVER EVEN MADE IT...
♪ OUTSIDE
OKAY.
I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T GONNA DO THIS, MOM.
DAVID, REMEMBER,
I ALWAYS USED TO TELL YOU YOU WERE SPECIAL.
I REMEMBER.
WELL...
NOBODY EVER SAYS THAT TO ME ANYMORE.
MOM, BECAUSE... YOU NEVER GIVE THEM A CHANCE.
REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A KID, AND I WAS AN UP-AND-COMING ACTOR,
YOU SAID TO ME, "IF YOU SING YOUR OWN PRAISES,
YOU'LL NEVER HEAR THE APPLAUSE." DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE, YOU FORGOT IT.
I DIDN'T FORGET IT.
I WAS JUST AFRAID, IF I TOOK THE TIME TO LISTEN,
THERE'D BE NO APPLAUSE TO HEAR.
OH, MOM, COME ON. THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN.
YOU ARE--YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, YOU'RE TALENTED,
AND YOU GAVE BIRTH TO ME.
I LOVE YOU, MY SWEET BOY.
A LOT OF PEOPLE DO, MOM.
I LOVE YOU TOO.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, YOUR FAVORITE AUDIENCE
IS WAITING FOR YOU, ALL RIGHT?
- ALL RIGHT. - LET'S GO.
HEY, GUYS, GRANDMA'S BACK!