BIG ANG (VOICEOVER): My name is Angela-- Big Ang for short.
[INAUDIBLE] lately is out of control, but exciting.
Little Louie is just a little doll.
My crazy friend, Linda, a little pit bull.
-You ought to be like me.
I don't give a [BLEEP].
BIG ANG (VOICEOVER): My younger sister
that thinks she's my mother.
-Did you pay the rent?
-They I have the crazy mixed crowd at the Drunken Monkey.
MALE SPEAKER: Looking good.
NARRATOR: Big Ang.
Sundays at 9:00, only on VH1.
-Ahh!
-Wow.
It's really nice.
BIG ANG (VOICEOVER): I've been like a ninja scoping out
this house, and today I'm finally going to get to see it.
-Welcome ladies, come on in.
-Wow.
Now we're talking.
Spacious.
Back in the old days when I was dating wise guys,
they used to buy me mansions on the water.
But all my houses that they've gave me, I sold.
No more wise guys, no more houses.
Now I've got to buy my own [BLEEP].
-And what is this?
Ooh.
This is my stage.
Yeah!
I'm going to sing on this.
(SINGING) Hello, let's go.
Yeah.
Maybe I'm going to put a pole-- do pole dancing.
-The bedrooms are huge.
-Nice.
-Show us some closets, because that's what she needs.
-Plenty of closet space.
-Ooh.
Oh, this is nice.
-This is like three times the size.
-And for your clothes.
-Ahh!
-A walk-in closet.
-I think that this closet, I like.
I need like, three of these closets.
I have about 500 pairs of shoes, 300 pocketbooks, 200 hats.
I can't fit another [BLEEP] thing in my house,
and I think this house has plenty of room.
REALTOR: OK.
Let me show you the best part of the house now.
-Oh my god.
Now this is what I'm talking about.
-Wow.
This is beautiful.
-This is definitely the party place for me.
Ooh.
Look at this.
What could I get you to drink?
Imagine how nice this is at night.
Romantic.
I'll be like, Theo, give me a martini
and bring it to me in the jacuzzi.
-[LAUGH] I love it.
-And hurry up, because you're in for a surprise.
-Excuse me?
-What do you think?
-I want it. I want it.
I want it.
I don't care what it takes.
I gotta live here.
And I love these palm trees here.
This is the [BLEEP] house for me.
I don't care how much it costs a month.
When I want something, I get it.
-I'll be talking to you.
-[INAUDIBLE] in 24 hours. -I'll call you.
-Absolutely.
-Bye, Dave.
-Thanks, for coming.
-I really love this house.
I need to live here.
-Oh, would you stop the moaning already?
-No.
I'm sick of living where I live.
-I'm sick of hearing your mouth.