1 00:00:01,753 --> 00:00:04,686 BIG ANG (VOICEOVER): My name is Angela-- Big Ang for short. 2 00:00:04,686 --> 00:00:08,810 [INAUDIBLE] lately is out of control, but exciting. 3 00:00:08,810 --> 00:00:11,423 Little Louie is just a little doll. 4 00:00:11,423 --> 00:00:14,586 My crazy friend, Linda, a little pit bull. 5 00:00:14,586 --> 00:00:15,417 -You ought to be like me. 6 00:00:15,417 --> 00:00:17,008 I don't give a [BLEEP]. 7 00:00:17,008 --> 00:00:18,280 BIG ANG (VOICEOVER): My younger sister 8 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:19,531 that thinks she's my mother. 9 00:00:19,531 --> 00:00:20,692 -Did you pay the rent? 10 00:00:20,692 --> 00:00:23,445 -They I have the crazy mixed crowd at the Drunken Monkey. 11 00:00:23,445 --> 00:00:24,346 MALE SPEAKER: Looking good. 12 00:00:26,948 --> 00:00:28,150 NARRATOR: Big Ang. 13 00:00:28,150 --> 00:00:31,022 Sundays at 9:00, only on VH1. 14 00:00:31,022 --> 00:00:31,713 -Ahh! 15 00:00:42,033 --> 00:00:42,934 -Wow. 16 00:00:42,934 --> 00:00:43,635 It's really nice. 17 00:00:43,635 --> 00:00:45,467 BIG ANG (VOICEOVER): I've been like a ninja scoping out 18 00:00:45,467 --> 00:00:49,231 this house, and today I'm finally going to get to see it. 19 00:00:49,231 --> 00:00:51,823 -Welcome ladies, come on in. 20 00:00:51,823 --> 00:00:53,245 -Wow. 21 00:00:53,245 --> 00:00:55,307 Now we're talking. 22 00:00:55,307 --> 00:00:57,249 Spacious. 23 00:00:57,249 --> 00:00:59,741 Back in the old days when I was dating wise guys, 24 00:00:59,741 --> 00:01:02,174 they used to buy me mansions on the water. 25 00:01:02,174 --> 00:01:04,816 But all my houses that they've gave me, I sold. 26 00:01:04,816 --> 00:01:07,068 No more wise guys, no more houses. 27 00:01:07,068 --> 00:01:09,751 Now I've got to buy my own [BLEEP]. 28 00:01:09,751 --> 00:01:10,912 -And what is this? 29 00:01:10,912 --> 00:01:11,913 Ooh. 30 00:01:11,913 --> 00:01:14,416 This is my stage. 31 00:01:14,416 --> 00:01:16,398 Yeah! 32 00:01:16,398 --> 00:01:18,320 I'm going to sing on this. 33 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:19,661 (SINGING) Hello, let's go. 34 00:01:19,661 --> 00:01:20,362 Yeah. 35 00:01:20,362 --> 00:01:23,135 Maybe I'm going to put a pole-- do pole dancing. 36 00:01:26,077 --> 00:01:27,919 -The bedrooms are huge. 37 00:01:27,919 --> 00:01:28,700 -Nice. 38 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:30,892 -Show us some closets, because that's what she needs. 39 00:01:30,892 --> 00:01:31,983 -Plenty of closet space. 40 00:01:31,983 --> 00:01:32,684 -Ooh. 41 00:01:32,684 --> 00:01:33,585 Oh, this is nice. 42 00:01:33,585 --> 00:01:35,387 -This is like three times the size. 43 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:36,668 -And for your clothes. 44 00:01:36,668 --> 00:01:37,359 -Ahh! 45 00:01:37,359 --> 00:01:39,171 -A walk-in closet. 46 00:01:39,171 --> 00:01:40,982 -I think that this closet, I like. 47 00:01:40,982 --> 00:01:43,225 I need like, three of these closets. 48 00:01:43,225 --> 00:01:47,899 I have about 500 pairs of shoes, 300 pocketbooks, 200 hats. 49 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:50,442 I can't fit another [BLEEP] thing in my house, 50 00:01:50,442 --> 00:01:52,234 and I think this house has plenty of room. 51 00:01:52,234 --> 00:01:52,934 REALTOR: OK. 52 00:01:52,934 --> 00:01:55,347 Let me show you the best part of the house now. 53 00:01:55,347 --> 00:01:56,998 -Oh my god. 54 00:01:56,998 --> 00:02:00,442 Now this is what I'm talking about. 55 00:02:00,442 --> 00:02:01,142 -Wow. 56 00:02:01,142 --> 00:02:02,474 This is beautiful. 57 00:02:02,474 --> 00:02:06,027 -This is definitely the party place for me. 58 00:02:06,027 --> 00:02:06,898 Ooh. 59 00:02:06,898 --> 00:02:07,959 Look at this. 60 00:02:07,959 --> 00:02:11,693 What could I get you to drink? 61 00:02:11,693 --> 00:02:13,625 Imagine how nice this is at night. 62 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:15,387 Romantic. 63 00:02:15,387 --> 00:02:19,080 I'll be like, Theo, give me a martini 64 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:23,305 and bring it to me in the jacuzzi. 65 00:02:23,305 --> 00:02:24,996 -[LAUGH] I love it. 66 00:02:24,996 --> 00:02:27,719 -And hurry up, because you're in for a surprise. 67 00:02:27,719 --> 00:02:30,192 -Excuse me? 68 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,152 -What do you think? 69 00:02:31,152 --> 00:02:32,153 -I want it. I want it. 70 00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:32,614 I want it. I want it. 71 00:02:32,614 --> 00:02:33,615 I don't care what it takes. 72 00:02:33,615 --> 00:02:34,856 I gotta live here. 73 00:02:34,856 --> 00:02:38,410 And I love these palm trees here. 74 00:02:38,410 --> 00:02:40,382 This is the [BLEEP] house for me. 75 00:02:40,382 --> 00:02:42,364 I don't care how much it costs a month. 76 00:02:42,364 --> 00:02:44,486 When I want something, I get it. 77 00:02:44,486 --> 00:02:45,317 -I'll be talking to you. 78 00:02:45,317 --> 00:02:46,588 -[INAUDIBLE] in 24 hours. -I'll call you. 79 00:02:46,588 --> 00:02:47,289 -Absolutely. 80 00:02:47,289 --> 00:02:47,999 -Bye, Dave. 81 00:02:47,999 --> 00:02:49,020 -Thanks, for coming. 82 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:50,272 -I really love this house. 83 00:02:50,272 --> 00:02:51,012 I need to live here. 84 00:02:51,012 --> 00:02:52,344 -Oh, would you stop the moaning already? 85 00:02:52,344 --> 00:02:53,044 -No. 86 00:02:53,044 --> 00:02:54,125 I'm sick of living where I live. 87 00:02:54,125 --> 00:02:56,628 -I'm sick of hearing your mouth.