[rock music]
*
>> MY NAME IS ANGELA RAIOLA.
THEY CALL ME "BIG ANG" FOR
SHORT.
>> WE LOVE YOU, ANGELA!
>> I LIKE TO DO EVERYTHING BIG.
BIG BOOBS, BIG CARS, BIG HOUSES,
AND BIG JEWELRY.
SHOW ME THE MONEY.
MAKE THE MONEY AND SPEND THE
MONEY.
YOU GOT IT?
[cocktail shaker rattling]
I RUN A LITTLE LOCAL BAR IN
STATEN ISLAND CALLED
THE DRUNKEN MONKEY.
>> TO YOU, BIG ANG!
>> I LOVE WORKING IN BARS.
THAT IS MY LIFE AND MY JOY,
'CAUSE THAT'S ALL REALLY I KNOW
HOW TO DO.
I HAVE THE BEST PARTIES.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> AND I'VE SURVIVED IT ALL--
HOUSE ARREST, WISE GUY AFTER
WISE GUY.
NOW MY PHILOSOPHY IS I'M JUST
GONNA DO WHATEVER THE [bleep]
I WANT.
BECAUSE ONE MINUTE YOU'RE HERE,
THE NEXT MINUTE, YOU'RE [bleep]
DEAD.
I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE I LOVE
BETTER, YOU OR YOU.
I SPEND ALL MY TIME WITH THE
MONKEYS AT THE BAR...
>> THIS IS TO BANGIN' MAD GIRLS.
>> AND SEX, PIZZA, AND TECHNO
MUSIC.
>> MY CREW...
>> WE'RE THE REAL [bleep] DEAL,
BOTTOM LINE.
>> IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY
THE GAME, DON'T COME IN MY
ARENA.
>> MY LITTLE LOUIE, MY BABY.
[dog growls]
AND MY PSYCHOTIC FAMILY.
>> AAH!
>> EVERYBODY SMILE.
THEY'RE ALL WACKOS, AND I LOVE
THEM.
BUT EVERYONE LOVES BIG ANG.
[spliced-up techno music]
>> * I LIKE THE WISE GUYS
* THE WISE GUYS
* I WANT THAT
* I WANNA HAVE FUN
* AND GET WHACKED
* OH, MY GOD
* I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS
* THE--THE WISE GUYS
* I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS
* I WANT A MASSAGE
* FACIAL AND SPRAY TAN
* AND SPRAY TAN
* MASSAGE, FACIAL
* EVERYBODY LOVES ME
>> both: HI, ANGIE.
>> HI, GIRLS.
>> YOU GOT YOUR DRINK ALREADY?
>> OH, NO, I'M NOT WAITING.
WHEN ME AND THE GIRLS GET
TOGETHER, WE'RE NOTHING BUT FUN.
>> THAT LOOKS YUMMY.
>> I GOT A MONKEY.
[laughter]
MY GIRLFRIEND LINDA, I GREW
UP WITH SINCE I'M 13.
SHE'S A [bleep] LUNATIC.
>> I'LL HAVE THE SHOT AND THE
PEEL ON THE SIDE.
>> THAT'S MY LITTLE JEN,
AND SHE'S ALSO ANOTHER [bleep]
LITTLE MANIAC.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON WITH WILD
THING?
[laughter]
>> BACK IN THE DAY, ME AND MY
FRIENDS WERE KNOWN AS THE SIXTH
FAMILY.
>> NOBODY HAS MEMORIES LIKE US.
>> WE HAD A CREW.
>> IT WAS WILD THING, BIG ANG,
CRAZY LINDA, PATTY SLAPS, AND
LITTLE JEN.
>> I WAS ALWAYS LITTLE JEN.
AND THEN WHEN I DIED, I WAS
DROP-DEAD JEN AGAIN.
>> JENNIFER WAS IN A COMA FOR
FIVE MONTHS.
THEY GAVE HER THE LAST RIGHTS
AND EVERYTHING.
>> I HAD PANCREATIC CANCER AND
THEY PRONOUNCED ME DEAD,
BUT GUESS WHAT?
I [bleep] THEM UP GOOD.
>> AND THEN HERE COMES JEN--
BACK!
>> I WAS, LIKE, THE HOT,
SEDUCTIVE BITCH.
>> SHE WAS THE HOT ONE, AND I
WOULD JUST TAKE ALL THE MONEY.
>> WE WERE HOT BACK THEN.
NOBODY COULD TOUCH US.
>> WE WERE AT THE TABLE WITH ALL
THE WISE GUYS.
>> THEY HAD NO MONEY LEFT,
THERE WAS NO ALCOHOL LEFT,
AND THERE WAS NO GIRLS LEFT,
'CAUSE WE [bleep] CHASED 'EM
ALL.
ALL THE WISE GUYS LOVED ME AND
MY CREW, BUT HALF OF THEM ARE
[bleep] DEAD.
THE OTHER HALF ARE RATS.
AND THE OTHER [bleep] HALF ARE
DECREPIT.
>> I RAN INTO A GUY THE OTHER
DAY.
"JEN, HOW ARE YA?
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN 30 YEARS.
WHERE ARE YOU LIVING NOW?
YOU'RE STILL LIVING WITH YOUR
MOTHER?"
[laughter]
>> JENNIFER STILL LIVES WITH HER
PARENTS BECAUSE SHE'S AFRAID TO
BE ALONE.
SHE'S A 53-YEAR-OLD BABY.
>> WHO DO YOU SLEEP WITH AT
NIGHT?
>> [laughs]
>> I DON'T NEED SOMEONE IN THE
BED.
I NEED SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE.
I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK.
>> ARE YOU INSANE, JENNIFER?
>> SHUT THE [bleep] UP.
>> LINDA AND JEN ARE [bleep]
NUTS, BUT THEY'RE THERE FOR YOU.
THAT'S THE KIND OF PEOPLE I
LIKE, WACKOS THAT ARE LOYAL.
>> HERE'S TO THE OLD DAYS.
CHEERS.
>> MY BAR, THE DRUNKEN MONKEY,
GOT A MAKEOVER.
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW, DOM, DID IT.
HE DID A FABULOUS JOB.
HI, PORTIA.
OH, I SEE YOU'RE SETTING UP THE
BAR.
>> YES, IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
>> THE BAR WAS GONNA BE FIVE
YEARS OLD.
YOU KNOW, A LOT OF WEAR AND
TEAR.
ALL THE DERELICT CUSTOMERS I'VE
HAD THROUGH THE PAST FIVE YEARS,
TRUST ME, IT NEEDED IT.
I'M HOPING THIS RENOVATION
BRINGS PEOPLE FROM OUT OF THE
NEIGHBORHOOD.
I NEED A YOUNGER CLIENTELE TO
TAKE THIS BAR TO THE TOP.
>> WHAT'S UP?
>> AJ IS MY BABY BOY.
HE'S VERY HANDSOME AND SUAVE.
>> WOW.
>> I LIKE IT.
>> IT CAME OUT REALLY NICE.
>> THIS IS, LIKE, THE NICEST BAR
IN STATEN ISLAND.
ALL RIGHT--OH, LOOK, IT'S
UNCLE DOM.
DOM, I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU
DID.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE BAR.
>> OH, YOU DIDN'T DO THE MEN'S
ROOM THOUGH?
>> NAH.
THE GUYS JUST PEE ON THE FLOOR.
THE LADIES RULE.
WE GOTTA HAVE THE BEST GRAND
OPENING.
>> YEAH.
>> I WANT A RE-GRAND OPENING
PARTY--HUGE, THE BEST.
I HAVE TO BLOW THE BAR UP.
WE GOTTA DO SOME CRAZY THING.
>> YOU GOTTA GET GIRLS, HAVE
THEM WALKING AROUND SERVING
DRINKS WITH TRAYS AND STUFF.
>> OOH, THAT'S HOT.
IF THIS BAR DON'T GET ON THE MAP
NOW, I HAVE TO MOVE ON.
I HAVE TO GET THIS BAR PACKED
OUT EVERY NIGHT, LINES AROUND
THE BLOCK.
I WANT DRUNKEN MONKEYS AROUND
THE WORLD.
I COULD JUST PICTURE IT.
DRUNKEN MONKEYS EVERYWHERE--AND
BROOKLYN.
>> WHAT ABOUT THE BILLS?
DID YOU PAY THE CON ED?
>> OH, I ACTUALLY DID IT.
>> YOU DID?
>> YUP, I'M PROUD.
>> THE ACCOUNTANT WANTS TO MEET
YOU.
AND YOU CAN'T DO WHAT YOU DID TO
HIM THE LAST TIME AND NOT SHOW
UP AND GO OUT TO DRINK WITH YOUR
FRIENDS.
>> MY SISTER, JANINE, IS SIX
YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME.
SHE LIVES IN A [bleep] HUGE
MANSION, AND SHE THINKS THAT
SHE'S MY MOTHER.
>> DID YOU GO TO THE DOCTOR?
>> NO.
>> THE NEXT TIME YOU CALL ME AT
5:00 IN THE MORNING THAT YOU'RE
HAVING A HEART ATTACK THEN,
[bleep] DIE.
DID YOU PAY THE RENT?
>> YES, OF COURSE.
JANINE IS ALL BUSINESS.
SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING AND HOW TO
GO ABOUT IT.
DID YOU EVEN SEE THE BAR?
>> NO, I HAVEN'T.
>> IT IS [bleep] AMAZING.
WE HAVE TO PLAN A RE-GRAND
OPENING OF THE HOTTEST CLUB ON
STATEN ISLAND.
>> THAT'S GREAT.
THAT REALLY SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
SO LET'S GET IT TOGETHER.
WHAT DO WE NEED?
>> AJ THINKS THAT I SHOULD HAVE
HOT SHOT GIRLS.
FORGET THAT.
WE SHOULD GET HOT GUYS.
>> SOUNDS GOOD.
>> THEY GOTTA BE DIESEL.
THEY GOTTA HAVE THE SIX PACK,
THE NICE PECS.
>> WE'LL DO A CASTING CALL.
>> HOW DO I DO THAT?
>> PUT IT ALL OVER THE INTERNET,
AND IF YOU WANT THEM, YOU HIRE
THEM.
BUT YOU HAVE TO HIRE ONLY A FEW,
'CAUSE YOU WILL HIRE EVERYBODY,
AND PAY EVERYBODY, AND BE BROKE.
ALL RIGHT, SO FOUR.
DONE.
>> OH, I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO
PICK FOUR GUYS.
WHERE'S THESE GUYS?
I'M VERY EXCITED.
MOVE THOSE--OOH, LOOK AT THAT.
OOH, WALLY.
TONIGHT, I HAVE A DATE WITH
NEIL, MY SO-CALLED "HUSBAND."
EXCUSE ME?
>> GO, DRUNKEN!
>> THIS IS GONNA BE [bleep]
NUTS.
>> COME ON, DRUNKEN.
I'M COMING UP THERE, BABY.
>> WHILE THE DRUNKEN MONKEY'S
GETTING SOME LAST-MINUTE WORK
DONE, WE'RE CASTING SOME GUYS
FOR THE RE-GRAND OPENING.
I WANT YOUNG, HOT GUYS.
THEY'RE GONNA WORK IN THE BAR,
BEING MY SHOT BOYS.
THEY WALK AROUND WITH A TRAY AND
SAY, "SHOT, $2."
>> DID YOU SEE THAT CATTLE CALL
OUT THERE?
YOU KIDDING ME?
>> A SHOT GUY HAS TO BE HOT,
'CAUSE WHEN I'M OUT AND I SEE A
HOT SHOT GUY, I GO, "OOH, COME
HERE, MY BABY.
GIVE ME ALL THE SHOTS."
COME ON, WHERE'S THESE GUYS?
I'M VERY EXCITED.
I'M READY.
>> IT'S SHOWTIME!
>> LET'S GO.
>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> JOHNNY SALAMI HERE.
>> OKAY, JOHNNY SALAMI.
>> THE SALAMI'S BEAUTIFUL.
IT'S GENOA.
IT'S NICE, IT'S CLEAN.
BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS--GORGEOUS!
>> I CAN'T PICTURE YOU AS A SHOT
BOY BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO CUTE.
>> ME EITHER.
NEXT.
>> NOW, THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT.
CUTE ONE POPS UP.
>> TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.
>> HE'S ADORABLE.
OH, LORD.
>> ALL RIGHT, HE'S IN.
VERY YOUNG, VERY CUTE.
YOU'RE HIRED.
>> WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
>> DAMIAN.
WANNA SEE ME FLEX, OR TAKE MY
SHIRT OFF, OR THE HAIR DOWN OR
ANYTHING?
>> I WANNA SEE!
>> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
THAT'S ONE FINE PIECE OF MEAT.
>> THANK YOU.
OOH, LOOK AT THAT.
MOVE THOSE PECS.
HE'S CUTE.
>> YOU ARE IN.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> WALLY.
>> both: WALLY.
>> OOH, WALLY.
>> VERY NICE, WALLY.
>> WALLY'S CUTE.
LOOK AT HIS NICE SMILE.
WALLY, YOU'RE HIRED.
>> NEXT.
>> HE'S CUTE.
>> HELLO, LITTLE SWEETHEART.
>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> MY NAME IS RICARDO.
>> WOULD YOU TAKE YOUR SHIRT
OFF?
>> YES, I WOULD.
>> WELL, THEN LET'S GO.
>> RICARDO'S GOT SWAG.
>> 7:30, WE'RE GONNA CALL YOU.
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THE
DRUNKEN MON--?
YOU'RE FROM THE BRONX?
>> YEAH.
>> RICARDO, YOU'RE MY LITTLE HOT
LATIN LOVER.
>> GIVE MOMMY A LITTLE HUG.
>> HE'S 21, LINDA, OKAY?
>> I DON'T CARE.
I'M A COUGAR, BABY.
I LOVE HIM.
>> BYE, BABY.
>> CASTING CALL IS OVER.
>> I COULD DO THIS FOR A CAREER.
I FOUND GREAT GUYS.
HOT GUYS ATTRACT A LOT OF HOT-
LOOKING PEOPLE.
CHA-CHING, CHA-CHING, CHA-CHING.
I HAD THE BEST TIME I HAD IN
A WHILE.
>> I HAD FUN.
>> TONIGHT, I HAVE A DATE WITH
NEIL.
NEIL IS MY SO-CALLED "HUSBAND."
WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR THREE
YEARS AND IT'S TOTAL DISASTER.
>> ENJOY, CHEERS.
>> THANK YOU.
SO WE'RE LIVING APART RIGHT NOW,
AND I LIKE IT LIKE THAT, BUT WE
STILL GET TOGETHER ONCE IN A
WHILE.
YOU KNOW, AFTER ALL, HE IS MY
HUSBAND.
WHAT'S DOING?
>> NOTHING, JUST BEHAVING
MYSELF.
>> I KICKED NEIL OUT SEVEN
MONTHS AGO 'CAUSE HE WAS A
CHEATER, STAYIN' OUT ALL NIGHT
DRUNK.
I THOUGHT DATING WISE GUYS WAS
TROUBLE, BUT TRUST ME, IT WASN'T
AS MUCH TROUBLE AS BEING MARRIED
TO A SANITATION WORKER.
HOW IS IT AT YOUR MOM'S HOUSE?
>> IT'S ALL RIGHT, BEING 38,
BACK AT YOUR MOM'S HOUSE.
HOW DO YOU THINK IT IS?
>> [laughs]
>> I SCREWED UP A LOT OF THINGS,
AND I'M GONNA CHANGE A LOT OF
THINGS.
>> ME AND NEIL ARE TRYING TO
WORK THINGS OUT.
HE'S TRYING TO CLEAN UP HIS ACT.
>> IT'S ACTUALLY NICE GETTING UP
IN THE MORNING WITHOUT THE
HANGOVER.
>> THAT'S A GOOD THING YOU
DON'T DRINK.
I HAVE TO HAVE A HANGOVER AT
LEAST ONCE A WEEK.
>> WATER FOR THE TABLE?
>> OH, WATER IS FOR FISH.
I DRINK THIS.
LISTEN, SOMETIMES I MIGHT BE A
LITTLE HARD ON NEIL, BUT IT WAS
NO JOKE TRYING TO PUT UP WITH
HIM FOR THE PAST FOUR YEARS.
MARRIAGE, I DON'T NEED TO HAVE
IT.
>> NO, IT'S GOOD TO HAVE IT.
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>> [clears throat]
I THINK I'M READY TO MOVE BACK
IN.
>> EXCUSE ME?
OOH, HE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD
WITH THAT ONE.
>> I THINK YOU'LL LIKE THE NEW
ME.
I ACTUALLY GOT A BANK ACCOUNT,
GOT A NEW TRUCK.
I THINK I'M READY TO COME BACK.
>> YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL SLICK
'CAUSE YOU'RE 38, 39, WHATEVER
THE [bleep]--
>> 38.
[laughs]
YEAH, WELL, YOU ACT LIKE YOU'RE
28.
>> [laughs]
>> NO?
>> OKAY.
>> HEY.
>> HI, MY BABY.
>> WHO'S THAT?
>> HELLO, MY BABY.
MOMMY'S HERE.
>> YOU HAVE TO GET THEM RILED
UP, RIGHT?
>> WHO'S MY BABY?
>> HOLD ON, LET ME PUT THEM
OUTSIDE.
[dog whimpering]
[dog growls]
>> [laughs]
>> I KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA GO
OUT.
YOU GOTTA, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
>> I GO TO AJ'S HOUSE EVERY
WEEK.
I HAVE TO CHECK UP ON
EVERYTHING, BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS
GETTING INTO SOME MESS.
>> LET ME GIVE YOU THIS BAG OF
LAUNDRY.
>> 'CAUSE I DON'T DO ENOUGH
[bleep] LAUNDRY.
>> IT'S JUST A COUPLE OF THINGS.
>> ALL I DO IS LAUNDRY.
I CAN'T TAKE IT.
I'M SICK OF LAUNDRY.
>> OH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
OH, MY GOD.
I SIT HERE ALL DAY, CLEAN,
SWEEP.
THE HAIR ALL OVER THE [bleep]
PLACE.
>> SO ANYWAY, I WENT OUT WITH
NEIL TO DINNER.
>> HOW'D EVERYTHING GO?
>> HE WANTS TO MOVE BACK IN.
I FEEL LIKE NEIL IS JUST RUSHING
INTO THINGS SO FAST.
>> WELL, IT'S YOUR HUSBAND.
>> AJ LOVES TO GIVE ME ADVICE,
BUT I THINK HE SHOULD GIVE
HIMSELF SOME OF HIS OWN ADVICE.
I THINK THAT MAYBE YOU COME HOME
AND WE'LL BE ONE HAPPY FAMILY.
MY SON IS TOO YOUNG TO BE LIVING
ALONE.
HE'S BEEN LIVING ALONE FOR TWO
YEARS.
MY SON SHOULD LIVE AT HOME.
HE NEEDS TO BE WHERE HE BELONGS,
WITH MAMA.
YOU WERE A BACHELOR.
YOU HAD YOUR OWN PLACE.
OVER, DONE.
YOU TRIED IT.
DIDN'T WORK OUT.
>> WHY DIDN'T IT WORK OUT?
IT'S WORKING OUT FINE.
>> YOU'RE 23.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
CLEANING AND SWEEPING THE HOUSE.
YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WORKING
AND BUYING DESIGNER CLOTHES.
>> I HAVE DESIGNER CLOTHES.
>> BUY MORE OF THEM.
>> YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
>> DRUNKEN MONKEY, MAKE SOME
NOISE!
>> YEAH!
WHEN I SEE THESE HOT GUYS ON
THE BAR DANCING, I'M LIKE,
"OOH, WHO'S YOUR MOMMY?"
>> YOUR HUSBAND'S HERE.
>> NEIL!
>> HI, NICOLE.
>> HI, ANG, ARE YOU READY FOR
YOUR SPRAY TAN?
>> I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
I LOVE BEING TAN.
I JUST FEEL BETTER.
I GOTTA LOOK HOT.
TONIGHT IS THE RE-GRAND OPENING
OF THE DRUNKEN MONKEY.
[dog yips]
I MUST HAVE A TAN.
>> YEAH, BUT IT'S NATURAL.
>> THIS IS MY HAWAIIAN TAN.
THANK YOU, NICOLE.
I'M SO EXCITED FOR EVERYBODY TO
COME TO THE RE-GRAND OPENING OF
THE MONKEY, 'CAUSE I CAN'T WAIT
TO HEAR WHAT THEY'RE GONNA SAY.
>> DRUNKEN MONKEY, LET ME HEAR
YOU MAKE SOME NOISE!
[cheers]
[techno music]
*
>> EVERYBODY'S, LIKE, NEW FACES,
YOUNGER CROWD.
THIS IS THE KINDA CROWD I WANT.
>> YOU LOOK AWESOME.
>> LOOKING GOOD.
>> IT'S A CHOCOLATE-COVERED
BANANA.
I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU FOR FREE.
>> ANTHONY AND FRANKY ARE MY
TWO BARTENDERS.
THEY'RE VERY GOOD LOOKING.
THEY'RE, LIKE, [bleep] PLAYERS.
>> IF YOU GOT WORK TOMORROW AND
YOU'RE CALLING IN SICK, LET ME
HEAR YOU SAY, "YEAH!"
[cheering]
>> SHOTS, BABY, SHOTS.
>> SEX ON THE BEACH.
>> THE SHOT GUYS ARE SO HOT, AND
ALL THE GIRLS FLOCK TOWARDS
THEM.
IT WAS THE BEST IDEA I EVER HAD.
CHA-CHING, CHA-CHING.
THAT'S THE WAY I WANNA ROLL ALL
THE TIME.
>> HECK, YEAH!
YEAH!
I WANNA GO ON THE BAR!
[cheers]
WHAT THE [bleep]?
WHEN YOU GO ON THE BAR, THEY
THROW [bleep] MONEY AT YOU AND
YOU SHAKE IT UP AND DOWN.
I LOVE DANCING ON THE BAR.
>> OH!
>> WE NEED SOME MORE SHOTS.
[techno music]
*
>> EVERYBODY'S WHACKED OUT,
HAVING A GOOD TIME.
THIS IS A PERFECT TIME TO BRING
OUT MY DRUNKEN MONKEY.
>> DJ!
>> all: [chanting] GO, DRUNKEN!
[cheering]
>> JUST SWING THAT BANANA.
>> COME ON, DRUNKEN.
>> I'M COMING UP THERE, BABY!
[cheers]
>> THIS IS GONNA BE [bleep]
NUTS.
>> YEAH!
>> WHEN I SEE THESE HOT GUYS ON
THE BAR DANCING, I'M LIKE,
"OOH, WHO'S YOUR MOMMY?"
>> I'M LIKE, "OVER HERE, OVER
HERE."
I GUIDE THEM RIGHT IN, BABY.
[cheering]
>> COME ON, LET'S GO, HOT MAN.
>> MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE SO CUTE.
I WANT THEM ALL.
ALL RIGHT.
THE WINNER IS...
RICARDO, FROM THE BRONX!
[cheering]
RICARDO, YOU'RE WITH ME.
MY LITTLE SEXY, SPANISH, LATIN
DANCER.
>> YOUR HUSBAND'S HERE.
>> NEIL!
>> EXCUSE ME?
**
HAVE I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL
YOUS.
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I WANNA
SAY IT.
HAVEN'T HAD YOUR FILL OF
>> I GOTTA TELL YOU, THIS WAS
THE BEST NIGHT.
>> IT REALLY WAS GREAT.
>> I REALLY HAD A GOOD TIME.
>> I HAD A GOOD TIME.
>> IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
>> AND NOW I'LL GO HOME
AND I'LL HAVE THE HUSBAND.
WAIT A MINUTE--WAIT, WAIT.
I HAVE A HUSBAND.
>> A HUSBAND?
WHO?
>> NEIL!
>> NEIL.
>> ALL RIGHT, LISTEN TO THIS.
>> GO AHEAD.
>> HAVE I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL
YOUS.
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I WANNA
SAY IT.
>> SAY IT.
WHY? WHAT'S THE MATTER?
>> I THINK I'M GONNA LET NEIL
MOVE BACK IN.
>> WELL, THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
>> YOU ARE?
>> SO--?
>> I AM SO EXCITED.
>> I'M GONNA TELL YOUS RIGHT
NOW--
>> I LOVE NEIL.
>> I LIKE IT TOO.
>> SHUT UP, JENNIFER.
>> I DON'T KNOW IF I'M MAKING
A BIG MISTAKE.
>> I'M NOT EVEN GONNA START WITH
THIS SUBJECT AGAIN.
>> LISTEN TO ME.
>> WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH NEIL?
>> BECAUSE OF WHAT HE PUT HER
THROUGH, SHE HAS TO MAKE THE
RIGHT DECISION.
>> EXCUSE ME, HE MANNED UP TO
GET HIM, RIGHT?
>> HE DIDN'T MAN UP YET.
>> LISTEN TO ME.
>> HE'S LIKE ANOTHER BIG KID.
>> LISTEN--
>> BUT SEE, [beep] A BIG KID.
SHE NEEDS A MAN.
>> I LOVE NEIL FOR HER.
>> ALL RIGHT, I LIKE RICARDO
THAT I MADE OUT WITH.
>> RICARDO?
HANG ON, THAT WAS MY MAN.
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>> SHUT UP!
>> SHE'S TALKING.
>> I'M TRYING TO [bleep] SPILL
MY [bleep] HEART OUT.
>> OH, OKAY.
>> SHUT UP, JENNIFER!
[laughter]
>> LET ME RETRACT THIS.
I ALWAYS MAKE DECISIONS WHEN I'M
ON PATRON.
I SHOULD SLEEP ON THIS.
>> DOMINICK'S MY HUSBAND.
>> WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, AND
THEN JUST, LIKE--
>> I THINK I'LL SLEEP THE PATRON
OFF...
>> THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
>> THEN I'LL THINK ABOUT IF I
REALLY WANT NEIL.
>> I SAY GO FOR IT.
WHAT THE [bleep]?
>> AAH!
SHUT UP, JEN.
>> SHUT UP, JENNIFER!
[laughter]
>> THIS SEASON ON BIG ANG...
THIS HOUSE IS CLOSING IN ON ME.
>> THAT'S A DISGRAZIE.
>> I NEED BIG.
BIG ANG,BIG HOUSE.
THIS IS DEFINITELY THE PARTY
PLACE FOR ME.
BOY, HAVE I GOT SOMEBODY FOR
YOU.
SHE HAS BIG BOOBS AND SHE IS
FUNNY.
AND SHE'S ALSO 65 YEARS OLD.
THE PARTY'S ON!
>> [screams]
>> AAH!
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY ATHLETIC
BACKGROUND?
>> YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT
BALLS I PLAY WITH.
MAYBE THIS SHOULD BE MY HOBBY.
LET'S GO, TENNIS.
>> WE'RE GONNA INSERT THE
SPECULUM.
>> THAT BIG THING?
I DON'T THINK SO.
LIVE IT UP!
[cheering]
>> AJ GOT ARRESTED?
>> I'M DEFINITELY LOOKING AT
JAIL TIME.