1 00:00:03,021 --> 00:00:03,854 >> COME ON, LOUIE, WE'RE GOING 2 00:00:03,854 --> 00:00:04,988 TO THE SHOW. 3 00:00:04,988 --> 00:00:05,954 ON THIS EPISODE OF BIG ANG... 4 00:00:05,954 --> 00:00:07,488 I REALLY WANT LITTLE LOUIE TO BE 5 00:00:07,488 --> 00:00:08,521 IN A DOG SHOW. 6 00:00:08,521 --> 00:00:10,054 LOUIE, THIS WAY. 7 00:00:10,054 --> 00:00:11,354 I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT HARD. 8 00:00:11,354 --> 00:00:12,621 LOUIE! LOUIE? 9 00:00:12,621 --> 00:00:13,888 LOUIE! 10 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:14,888 [sotto voce] LOUIE! 11 00:00:14,888 --> 00:00:16,721 THIS [bleep] MESS I'M IN. 12 00:00:16,721 --> 00:00:18,421 MY HUSBAND NEIL MOVED BACK IN, 13 00:00:18,421 --> 00:00:19,621 AND I'M MOVING INTO A BIGGER 14 00:00:19,621 --> 00:00:20,288 HOUSE. 15 00:00:20,288 --> 00:00:21,721 >> OH, MY GOD! 16 00:00:21,721 --> 00:00:23,054 LET NEIL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 17 00:00:23,054 --> 00:00:24,821 >> YOU WANTED TO MOVE IN. 18 00:00:24,821 --> 00:00:27,288 THERE IT IS. 19 00:00:27,288 --> 00:00:27,954 [house music playing] 20 00:00:27,954 --> 00:00:28,954 * I LIKE THE WISE GUYS 21 00:00:28,954 --> 00:00:29,954 * THE--THE WISE GUYS 22 00:00:29,954 --> 00:00:31,121 * I WANT THAT 23 00:00:31,121 --> 00:00:32,121 * I WANNA HAVE FUN 24 00:00:32,121 --> 00:00:32,788 * AND GET WHACKED 25 00:00:32,788 --> 00:00:34,588 * OH, MY, GOD. 26 00:00:34,588 --> 00:00:36,554 * I LIKE THE WISE GUYS 27 00:00:36,554 --> 00:00:39,621 * THE--THE WISE GUYS 28 00:00:39,621 --> 00:00:42,221 * I LOVE--LOVE DIAMONDS 29 00:00:42,221 --> 00:00:43,921 * I WANT A MASSAGE, FACIAL 30 00:00:43,921 --> 00:00:45,154 * GET SPRAY-TANNED 31 00:00:45,154 --> 00:00:46,021 * GET SPRAY-TANNED 32 00:00:46,021 --> 00:00:47,688 * I WANT A MASSAGE, A FACIAL 33 00:00:47,688 --> 00:00:49,688 * EVERYBODY LOVES ME 34 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:56,188 >> COME ON, LOUIE. 35 00:00:56,188 --> 00:00:57,688 GOOD BOY. 36 00:00:57,688 --> 00:01:00,221 LITTLE LOUIE'S MY LITTLE BABY. 37 00:01:00,221 --> 00:01:01,354 HE DOESN'T KNOW IT YET, BUT 38 00:01:01,354 --> 00:01:03,388 MAMA'S PUTTING HIM IN A DOG 39 00:01:03,388 --> 00:01:05,188 SHOW. 40 00:01:05,188 --> 00:01:06,454 OH, LET'S SEE HOW THIS WORKS 41 00:01:06,454 --> 00:01:07,121 OUT. 42 00:01:07,121 --> 00:01:07,788 HI, LEE! 43 00:01:07,788 --> 00:01:09,188 >> HOW ARE YOU? 44 00:01:09,188 --> 00:01:10,988 BABY BOY'S GETTING SOME STYLING 45 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:11,654 TODAY, RIGHT? 46 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:13,121 >> YES, HE NEEDS IT. 47 00:01:13,121 --> 00:01:14,121 >> AND HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE 48 00:01:14,121 --> 00:01:15,288 HIS TEMPERAMENT? 49 00:01:15,288 --> 00:01:16,288 AN ANGEL, RIGHT? 50 00:01:16,288 --> 00:01:17,388 >> OH, RIGHT. 51 00:01:17,388 --> 00:01:18,654 [Louie barking, yapping] 52 00:01:18,654 --> 00:01:20,754 >> OH--OH, MY GOODNESS! 53 00:01:20,754 --> 00:01:21,621 >> LOUIE! 54 00:01:21,621 --> 00:01:23,154 >> WHAT'S-A MATTER, MY BOY? 55 00:01:23,154 --> 00:01:24,921 EVERYBODY THINKS I SPOIL LOUIE 56 00:01:24,921 --> 00:01:26,254 TOO MUCH, AND THEY'RE PROBABLY 57 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:26,921 RIGHT. 58 00:01:26,921 --> 00:01:28,121 BUT WHO DOESN'T LIKE TO BE 59 00:01:28,121 --> 00:01:29,088 PAMPERED? 60 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:30,421 [Louie whimpers] 61 00:01:30,421 --> 00:01:31,988 >> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 62 00:01:31,988 --> 00:01:35,454 I FOUND OUT LOUIE HAS ONE BALL. 63 00:01:35,454 --> 00:01:36,921 >> WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN NONE. 64 00:01:36,921 --> 00:01:38,554 >> [laughs] 65 00:01:38,554 --> 00:01:40,088 >> WE'RE ON THE BALL-HUNT. 66 00:01:40,088 --> 00:01:42,354 LOUIE, WHERE IS YOUR BALL? 67 00:01:42,354 --> 00:01:44,188 >> OH, ANGELA! 68 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:47,088 [vacuum blow-drying] 69 00:01:47,088 --> 00:01:50,821 >> THERE YOU GO, LITTLE GUY! 70 00:01:50,821 --> 00:01:53,521 >> OH, OH, OH, NO BITING! 71 00:01:53,521 --> 00:01:54,354 OUCH! 72 00:01:54,354 --> 00:01:56,088 HE'S GOT SHARP TEETH! 73 00:01:56,088 --> 00:01:58,821 [Louie snarling] 74 00:01:58,821 --> 00:02:00,154 >> LOUIE, YOU HAVE TO BE 75 00:02:00,154 --> 00:02:03,254 BEAUTIFUL, AND BEHAVE GOOD. 76 00:02:03,254 --> 00:02:05,121 >> ALL RIGHT, IT'S OKAY. 77 00:02:05,121 --> 00:02:07,121 >> HE'S GOIN' INTO A DOGGY 78 00:02:07,121 --> 00:02:08,521 CONTEST. 79 00:02:08,521 --> 00:02:11,554 >> OH, MY GOD. 80 00:02:11,554 --> 00:02:14,154 >> YEAH, HE'S GONNA DO GREAT. 81 00:02:14,154 --> 00:02:15,721 >> I COULD SEE US NOW: ME AND 82 00:02:15,721 --> 00:02:17,521 LITTLE LOUIE WALKING. 83 00:02:17,521 --> 00:02:19,754 HI! COME ON, LOUIE, HI! 84 00:02:19,754 --> 00:02:20,588 HI! 85 00:02:20,588 --> 00:02:21,854 YOU KNOW, HE MAY NOT WIN THIS 86 00:02:21,854 --> 00:02:23,321 CONTEST, BUT HE'LL BE THE CUTEST 87 00:02:23,321 --> 00:02:24,821 LITTLE DOG THERE! 88 00:02:24,821 --> 00:02:26,821 >> THAT'S FOR SURE. 89 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:36,521 >> I AM SHAKING! 90 00:02:36,521 --> 00:02:38,388 THIS [bleep] MESS I'M IN. 91 00:02:38,388 --> 00:02:40,121 I WANNA ACTUALLY KILL SOMEBODY 92 00:02:40,121 --> 00:02:41,088 RIGHT NOW. 93 00:02:41,088 --> 00:02:41,721 >> WELL, DON'T KILL ME. 94 00:02:41,721 --> 00:02:42,654 >> THIS IS HOW I'M SHAKING. 95 00:02:42,654 --> 00:02:44,554 MY SISTER JANINE PULLED THROUGH, 96 00:02:44,554 --> 00:02:45,621 AND GOT ME THE HOUSE THAT I 97 00:02:45,621 --> 00:02:46,288 WANTED. 98 00:02:46,288 --> 00:02:47,821 TODAY, I'M FINALLY MOVING, BUT 99 00:02:47,821 --> 00:02:48,954 IT'S A NIGHTMARE, THERE'S SO 100 00:02:48,954 --> 00:02:49,754 MUCH TO DO. 101 00:02:49,821 --> 00:02:50,921 >> I HOPE YOU STAY IN THIS HOUSE 102 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:52,121 MORE THAN A YEAR. 103 00:02:52,188 --> 00:02:53,188 >> I'LL BE STAYING IN THIS HOUSE 104 00:02:53,188 --> 00:02:54,421 FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 105 00:02:54,421 --> 00:02:55,888 >> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 106 00:02:55,888 --> 00:02:56,854 >> MY NERVES ARE SHOT. 107 00:02:56,854 --> 00:02:58,221 I'VE MOVED FIVE TIMES IN FIVE 108 00:02:58,221 --> 00:02:59,221 YEARS. 109 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:00,154 THANK GOD FOR DROP DEAD JEN 110 00:03:00,154 --> 00:03:01,388 AGAIN, 'CAUSE IF I HAVE TO 111 00:03:01,388 --> 00:03:03,588 DO THIS BY MYSELF, I WILL LOSE 112 00:03:03,588 --> 00:03:05,621 MY [bleep] MIND. 113 00:03:05,621 --> 00:03:06,721 >> YOU'RE RIGHT ACROSS THE 114 00:03:06,721 --> 00:03:07,688 HIGHWAY FROM ME. 115 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:08,788 >> OH, THAT'S GOOD. 116 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:10,121 >> I LOVE THAT, AND WE'RE GOING 117 00:03:10,121 --> 00:03:11,621 TO HAVE LOTS OF CRAZY PARTIES. 118 00:03:11,621 --> 00:03:13,188 >> YES, I WANNA THROW ONE 119 00:03:13,188 --> 00:03:16,921 IMMEDIATELY. 120 00:03:16,921 --> 00:03:18,288 >> WOW! 121 00:03:18,288 --> 00:03:19,621 OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT ALL THIS 122 00:03:19,621 --> 00:03:21,154 WORK. 123 00:03:21,154 --> 00:03:22,454 >> WHAT IF I COULD DO TO ALL 124 00:03:22,454 --> 00:03:23,521 THIS [bleep]! 125 00:03:23,521 --> 00:03:24,654 >> WHAT DO YOU WANNA START WITH? 126 00:03:24,654 --> 00:03:25,621 >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW, I JUST 127 00:03:25,621 --> 00:03:26,521 CAN'T THINK RIGHT NOW. 128 00:03:26,521 --> 00:03:28,254 I--I--I NEED A MOMENT. 129 00:03:28,254 --> 00:03:28,921 >> ALL RIGHT. 130 00:03:28,921 --> 00:03:29,721 >> EVERYTHING'S HAPPENING TOO 131 00:03:29,721 --> 00:03:30,454 FAST. 132 00:03:30,454 --> 00:03:31,388 >> HAVE A MOMENT. 133 00:03:31,388 --> 00:03:32,188 >> I JUST WANT EVERYTHING TO 134 00:03:32,188 --> 00:03:33,888 VANISH, SO I CAN HAVE A NICE 135 00:03:33,888 --> 00:03:36,954 HOUSEWARMING PARTY. 136 00:03:36,954 --> 00:03:38,754 >> IT'S VERY QUIET HERE. 137 00:03:38,754 --> 00:03:39,488 >> I KNOW, I DON'T HEAR 138 00:03:39,488 --> 00:03:40,188 NOTHIN'. 139 00:03:40,188 --> 00:03:41,188 >> WELL, I HOPE THEY ENJOY THEIR 140 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:43,688 LAST QUIET NIGHT ON THE BLOCK. 141 00:03:43,688 --> 00:03:45,254 >> I KNOW, BECAUSE WE'RE BACK. 142 00:03:45,254 --> 00:03:46,554 >> PARTYING RUNS THROUGH MY 143 00:03:46,554 --> 00:03:47,221 BLOOD. 144 00:03:47,221 --> 00:03:49,154 MY UNCLE SALLY DOGS LOVED 145 00:03:49,154 --> 00:03:50,121 BIG PARTIES. 146 00:03:50,121 --> 00:03:51,821 ASK ANYBODY, THEY KNOW, 147 00:03:51,821 --> 00:03:52,854 "BIG ANGIE'S HAVING A PARTY? 148 00:03:52,854 --> 00:03:54,288 WE GOTTA GO." 149 00:03:54,288 --> 00:03:57,821 OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS MESS. 150 00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:58,854 >> COME ON, LET'S GO OUTSIDE-- 151 00:03:58,854 --> 00:04:00,654 >> OH, MY [bleep] GOD, I'M 152 00:04:00,654 --> 00:04:01,721 SCARED. 153 00:04:01,721 --> 00:04:03,421 >> OH, MY GOD! 154 00:04:03,421 --> 00:04:04,654 ANGELA! 155 00:04:04,654 --> 00:04:06,188 >> DUDE, THIS IS BIZARRE! 156 00:04:06,188 --> 00:04:07,654 >> LOOK AT ALL THOSE FURS. 157 00:04:07,654 --> 00:04:09,321 YOU HAVE A ZOO OVER THERE. 158 00:04:09,321 --> 00:04:09,988 >> THIS NOT NORMAL. 159 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:11,521 >> HAVE A [bleep] YARD SALE, 160 00:04:11,521 --> 00:04:12,888 I MEAN IT. 161 00:04:12,888 --> 00:04:14,121 >> YARD SALE? 162 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:16,088 I NEED TO GO KILL MYSELF. 163 00:04:16,088 --> 00:04:17,554 >> LET NEIL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 164 00:04:17,554 --> 00:04:18,221 [laughs] 165 00:04:18,221 --> 00:04:19,654 >> YOU WANTED TO MOVE IN. 166 00:04:19,654 --> 00:04:22,221 THERE IT IS! 167 00:04:31,788 --> 00:04:33,454 I NEED A BREAK FROM MOVING, SO 168 00:04:33,454 --> 00:04:35,354 I'M SIGNING LOUIE UP FOR THE DOG 169 00:04:35,354 --> 00:04:36,121 SHOW. 170 00:04:36,121 --> 00:04:37,154 HELLO. 171 00:04:37,154 --> 00:04:38,088 >> HI, WHO IS THIS? 172 00:04:38,088 --> 00:04:39,554 >> HI, THAT'S LITTLE LOUIE. 173 00:04:39,554 --> 00:04:40,454 >> THAT'S LITTLE LOUIE? 174 00:04:40,454 --> 00:04:41,821 >> I REALLY WANT LITTLE LOUIE TO 175 00:04:41,821 --> 00:04:43,688 BE IN THE DOG SHOW. 176 00:04:43,688 --> 00:04:44,788 ONE THAT, YOU KNOW, THEY WALK, 177 00:04:44,788 --> 00:04:45,521 THEY LOOK NICE. 178 00:04:45,588 --> 00:04:46,854 >> OBVIOUSLY, THE VERY FIRST 179 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:48,188 THING YOU HAVE TO DO IS HAVE 180 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:49,088 A BEAUTIFUL DOG. 181 00:04:49,121 --> 00:04:49,921 >> THAT'S MY LITTLE LOUIE! 182 00:04:49,921 --> 00:04:51,088 >> SO THAT'S A GOOD START. 183 00:04:51,088 --> 00:04:52,888 BUT AFTER THAT, HE DOES NEED 184 00:04:52,888 --> 00:04:54,888 THE BASIC OBEDIENCE. 185 00:04:54,888 --> 00:04:55,921 >> OH, HE DOES. 186 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:57,188 I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST, YOU KNOW, 187 00:04:57,188 --> 00:04:58,421 WALK HIM AROUND AND LOOK CUTE, 188 00:04:58,421 --> 00:04:59,821 'CAUSE WE'RE USED TO DOING THAT. 189 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:01,188 WE DO THAT EVERY DAY. 190 00:05:01,188 --> 00:05:02,954 >> HE NEEDS TO RESPOND TO BODY 191 00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:05,121 LANGUAGE, TO HAND SIGNALS, AND 192 00:05:05,121 --> 00:05:05,854 TO VOICE. 193 00:05:05,854 --> 00:05:10,121 >> SIT, LOUIE, SIT! 194 00:05:10,121 --> 00:05:11,221 I COULD START AT THE BOTTOM. 195 00:05:11,221 --> 00:05:12,854 >> WELL, ALL DOGS HAVE TO START 196 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:13,588 AT THE BOTTOM. 197 00:05:13,588 --> 00:05:14,954 BUT IF YOU HAVE A REALLY BRIGHT 198 00:05:14,954 --> 00:05:16,921 DOG, THEY CAN LEARN IT QUICKLY. 199 00:05:16,921 --> 00:05:18,221 >> TO ME, HE'S SMART. 200 00:05:18,221 --> 00:05:19,554 >> WELL, UH, LITTLE LOUIE 201 00:05:19,554 --> 00:05:24,888 IS ABOUT TO TAKE A DUMP. 202 00:05:24,888 --> 00:05:26,121 >> SO I THINK WE HAVE TO DO 203 00:05:26,121 --> 00:05:26,854 A LOT OF TRAINING. 204 00:05:26,854 --> 00:05:28,588 >> YES, YOU DO. 205 00:05:28,588 --> 00:05:29,854 >> I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A DOG SHOW 206 00:05:29,854 --> 00:05:33,088 BEFORE, BUT I DO WATCH IT ON TV. 207 00:05:33,088 --> 00:05:34,554 I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT HARD. 208 00:05:34,554 --> 00:05:36,221 >> I'M GONNA SHOW YOU JUST WHAT 209 00:05:36,221 --> 00:05:38,488 YOUR DOG IS CAPABLE OF DOING. 210 00:05:38,488 --> 00:05:39,488 >> OVER! 211 00:05:39,488 --> 00:05:40,488 [inspiring music] 212 00:05:40,488 --> 00:05:43,621 * 213 00:05:43,621 --> 00:05:48,388 OVER! 214 00:05:48,388 --> 00:05:52,521 HEEL! 215 00:05:52,521 --> 00:05:53,854 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. 216 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,321 I DON'T THINK LOUIE CAN DO ALL 217 00:05:55,321 --> 00:05:56,088 THIS. 218 00:05:56,088 --> 00:05:57,188 HE'S GONNA HAVE TO WIN ON 219 00:05:57,188 --> 00:05:58,321 LOOKS ONLY. 220 00:05:58,321 --> 00:05:59,321 WELL, I REALLY THINK LITTLE 221 00:05:59,321 --> 00:06:00,588 LOUIE COULD WIN. 222 00:06:00,588 --> 00:06:01,588 >> WELL, HE'S PIDDLIN' ON THE, 223 00:06:01,588 --> 00:06:02,388 UH... 224 00:06:02,388 --> 00:06:03,821 >> LOUIE! 225 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:05,188 >> NOW, THAT'S A FAIL IN A DOG 226 00:06:05,188 --> 00:06:05,854 SHOW. 227 00:06:05,854 --> 00:06:06,788 IT'S GONNA BE HARDER THAN I 228 00:06:06,788 --> 00:06:07,954 THOUGHT, BUT I'M GONNA DO 229 00:06:07,954 --> 00:06:09,388 WHATEVER IT TAKES TO WIN, 230 00:06:09,388 --> 00:06:11,854 BECAUSE I HATE TO LOSE. 231 00:06:11,854 --> 00:06:12,921 >> I'M GONNA SET YOU UP WITH 232 00:06:12,921 --> 00:06:14,888 A TRAINER, AND WE WILL SEE YOU 233 00:06:14,888 --> 00:06:16,454 SATURDAY FOR THE SHOW. 234 00:06:16,454 --> 00:06:19,821 >> OH, GOD. 235 00:06:19,888 --> 00:06:21,988 OH, HAVE I GOT SOMEBODY FOR YOU! 236 00:06:21,988 --> 00:06:23,521 SHE GOT BIG BOOBS, A NICE, 237 00:06:23,521 --> 00:06:24,288 FAT ASS... 238 00:06:24,288 --> 00:06:27,988 AND SHE'S ALSO 65 YEARS OLD. 239 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:29,121 >> OUR FIRST PARTY. 240 00:06:29,121 --> 00:06:30,988 LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN! 241 00:06:30,988 --> 00:06:31,821 >> OH! 242 00:06:31,821 --> 00:06:32,488 [shrieking] 243 00:06:32,488 --> 00:06:34,788 >> OH, MY GOD! 244 00:06:34,788 --> 00:06:37,654 >> ANGELA! 245 00:06:40,488 --> 00:06:41,488 [house music playing] 246 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:44,788 * 247 00:06:44,788 --> 00:06:45,454 >> HI, BIG! 248 00:06:45,454 --> 00:06:46,288 >> WHAT'S UP? 249 00:06:46,288 --> 00:06:46,954 [audible pecking] 250 00:06:46,954 --> 00:06:47,754 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 251 00:06:47,754 --> 00:06:50,088 >> OH...JUST MOVED INTO THE NEW 252 00:06:50,088 --> 00:06:50,721 HOUSE. 253 00:06:50,721 --> 00:06:51,521 >> HOW'S THE HOUSE, THOUGH? 254 00:06:51,521 --> 00:06:52,354 IT'S GOOD? 255 00:06:52,354 --> 00:06:53,454 >> THIS HOUSE IS THE BOMB! 256 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:54,554 I'M GONNA HAVE A HOUSEWARMING 257 00:06:54,554 --> 00:06:55,288 PARTY. 258 00:06:55,288 --> 00:06:55,954 >> OH, YEAH? 259 00:06:55,954 --> 00:06:56,754 >> I WANT YOU THERE. 260 00:06:56,754 --> 00:06:57,954 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN'. 261 00:06:57,954 --> 00:06:59,288 MY LAST [bleep] HOUSEWARMING 262 00:06:59,288 --> 00:07:02,354 PARTY, I GOT 65 STITCHES ON MY 263 00:07:02,354 --> 00:07:03,788 ASS. 264 00:07:03,788 --> 00:07:05,821 I WAS SO [bleep] WACK, I FELL 265 00:07:05,821 --> 00:07:07,954 ON THE TOILET BOWL BRUSH CLEANER 266 00:07:07,954 --> 00:07:09,288 THING, DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE I HAD 267 00:07:09,288 --> 00:07:10,554 THIS CUT. 268 00:07:10,554 --> 00:07:12,321 PICKED UP MY PANTS, STANDIN' AT 269 00:07:12,321 --> 00:07:13,254 THE PARTY... 270 00:07:13,254 --> 00:07:13,921 >> COVERED IN BLOOD. 271 00:07:13,921 --> 00:07:15,088 >> ALL MY FRIENDS THINK, LIKE, 272 00:07:15,088 --> 00:07:15,888 YOU KNOW, I HAD MY PERIOD OR 273 00:07:15,888 --> 00:07:16,554 SOMETHIN'. 274 00:07:16,554 --> 00:07:17,221 >> [laughs] 275 00:07:17,221 --> 00:07:18,254 >> MY HOUSEWARMING PARTIES ARE 276 00:07:18,254 --> 00:07:20,221 ALWAYS FULL OF SURPRISES. 277 00:07:20,221 --> 00:07:22,221 WAIT TILL FRANKIE SEES THE 278 00:07:22,221 --> 00:07:23,588 SURPRISE I HAVE FOR HIM. 279 00:07:23,588 --> 00:07:24,488 >> DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 280 00:07:24,488 --> 00:07:25,588 >> I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 281 00:07:25,588 --> 00:07:27,088 >> OH, HAVE I GOT SOMEBODY FOR 282 00:07:27,088 --> 00:07:27,688 YOU! 283 00:07:27,688 --> 00:07:28,454 >> WHO DO YOU HAVE FOR ME? 284 00:07:28,454 --> 00:07:29,521 >> SHE'S THE BEST. 285 00:07:29,521 --> 00:07:30,454 YOU WILL LOVE HER. 286 00:07:30,454 --> 00:07:31,454 SHE'S BLONDE. 287 00:07:31,454 --> 00:07:32,754 SHE GOT BIG BOOBS, A NICE, FAT 288 00:07:32,754 --> 00:07:33,754 ASS... 289 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:37,221 AND SHE'S ALSO 65 YEARS OLD. 290 00:07:37,221 --> 00:07:38,954 SANDY HAS BEEN DYING TO MEET 291 00:07:38,954 --> 00:07:41,088 FRANKIE EVER SINCE SHE LAID HER 292 00:07:41,088 --> 00:07:42,488 EYES ON HIM AT THE BAR. 293 00:07:42,488 --> 00:07:43,388 >> I'M GONNA MAKE SOME BLOODY 294 00:07:43,388 --> 00:07:44,188 MARY, YOU WANT SOME? 295 00:07:44,188 --> 00:07:45,954 MAKE SURE YOU MAKE IT NICE 'N' 296 00:07:45,954 --> 00:07:46,921 SPICY. 297 00:07:46,921 --> 00:07:47,654 >> DOES MY BLONDE LOVE IT LIKE 298 00:07:47,654 --> 00:07:48,321 THAT? 299 00:07:48,321 --> 00:07:49,788 >> YOUR BLONDE LOVES IT LIKE 300 00:07:49,788 --> 00:07:56,521 THAT. 301 00:07:56,521 --> 00:07:57,654 >> I'M TAKING LITTLE LOUIE TO 302 00:07:57,654 --> 00:07:59,888 GET TRAINED FOR HIS FIRST DOG 303 00:07:59,888 --> 00:08:00,554 SHOW. 304 00:08:00,621 --> 00:08:01,921 HI, DEBBIE! 305 00:08:01,921 --> 00:08:02,754 >> HI! 306 00:08:02,754 --> 00:08:03,421 >> I'M ANGELA. 307 00:08:03,421 --> 00:08:04,121 >> NICE TO MEET YOU. 308 00:08:04,188 --> 00:08:05,788 AREN'T YOU ADORABLE, THOUGH? 309 00:08:05,788 --> 00:08:06,688 WE'RE GONNA SEE WHAT LOUIE CAN 310 00:08:06,688 --> 00:08:07,354 DO. 311 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:08,688 >> OH, LOUIE NEEDS A LOT OF 312 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:09,354 WORK. 313 00:08:09,354 --> 00:08:10,454 >> LET'S GO! 314 00:08:10,454 --> 00:08:12,088 >> LISTEN, I'M VERY COMPETITIVE. 315 00:08:12,088 --> 00:08:14,121 I HAVE TO WIN THIS CONTEST, AND 316 00:08:14,121 --> 00:08:16,554 I CAN'T WAIT TO GET STARTED. 317 00:08:16,554 --> 00:08:18,121 >> LET'S WORK WITH YOU WALKING 318 00:08:18,121 --> 00:08:19,088 WITH HIM. 319 00:08:19,088 --> 00:08:20,854 >> COME ON, LOUIE, WE'RE GOING 320 00:08:20,854 --> 00:08:21,521 TO THE SHOW. 321 00:08:21,521 --> 00:08:22,188 >> TRY TO GET HIS ATTENTION. 322 00:08:22,188 --> 00:08:23,088 >> COME ON, LOUIE. 323 00:08:23,088 --> 00:08:25,121 [tongue clicking] 324 00:08:25,121 --> 00:08:26,288 COME ON, LOUIE. 325 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:30,221 [kissing noises] 326 00:08:30,221 --> 00:08:31,121 >> OKAY. 327 00:08:31,121 --> 00:08:31,954 >> COME ON, COME ON. 328 00:08:31,954 --> 00:08:34,588 [tongue clicking] 329 00:08:34,588 --> 00:08:38,821 >> NO! AW... 330 00:08:38,821 --> 00:08:39,821 >> HE DOESN'T WALK WELL. 331 00:08:39,821 --> 00:08:41,554 >> WELL...[laughs] 332 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:43,121 >> LOUIE KNOWS HOW TO PEE AND 333 00:08:43,121 --> 00:08:43,854 LOOK CUTE. 334 00:08:43,854 --> 00:08:44,721 HE DON'T KNOW HOW TO WALK. 335 00:08:44,721 --> 00:08:45,688 HOW COULD HE LEARN HOW TO WALK? 336 00:08:45,688 --> 00:08:46,654 I CARRY HIM. 337 00:08:46,654 --> 00:08:47,754 >> RIGHT NOW, HE'S, LIKE, HAVING 338 00:08:47,754 --> 00:08:48,754 A SPRINKLE PARTY. 339 00:08:48,754 --> 00:08:50,121 LET'S GO IN THE BACK. 340 00:08:50,121 --> 00:08:57,454 >> OH, LOOK AT THIS! 341 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:58,688 >> I--WELL, THIS DON'T LOOK THAT 342 00:08:58,688 --> 00:08:59,654 HARD. 343 00:08:59,654 --> 00:09:01,754 I'M STARTING TO GET NERVOUS. 344 00:09:01,754 --> 00:09:04,254 I'M SEEING HOOPS, AND THINGS. 345 00:09:04,254 --> 00:09:04,921 >> WHEN YOU'RE IN THE 346 00:09:04,921 --> 00:09:06,288 COMPETITION, THE MOST IMPORTANT 347 00:09:06,288 --> 00:09:07,954 THING IS HIM PAYING ATTENTION TO 348 00:09:07,954 --> 00:09:09,988 YOU, AND YOUR VOICE HAS TO BE 349 00:09:09,988 --> 00:09:11,954 SERIOUS AND NOT TOO SCARY, BUT 350 00:09:11,954 --> 00:09:12,854 NOT SILLY. 351 00:09:12,854 --> 00:09:14,421 TRY THAT. 352 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:15,421 >> LOUIE! 353 00:09:15,421 --> 00:09:16,888 >> NO, NO, WE'RE SINGING TO 354 00:09:16,888 --> 00:09:18,188 LOUIE, THAT'S SINGING. 355 00:09:18,188 --> 00:09:19,521 >> LOUIE. 356 00:09:19,521 --> 00:09:20,388 >> LITTLE FIRMER, YOU COULD BE A 357 00:09:20,388 --> 00:09:21,488 LITTLE FIRMER. 358 00:09:21,488 --> 00:09:22,788 >> LOUIE. 359 00:09:22,788 --> 00:09:23,621 >> OKAY. 360 00:09:23,621 --> 00:09:25,121 >> LOUIE, LOUIE-- 361 00:09:25,121 --> 00:09:26,188 >> I WANT YOU TO TRY TO KEEPING 362 00:09:26,188 --> 00:09:27,554 HIS ATTENTION. 363 00:09:27,554 --> 00:09:28,621 >> LOUIE. 364 00:09:28,621 --> 00:09:29,721 >> ALL RIGHT, UH... 365 00:09:29,721 --> 00:09:31,221 >> WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 366 00:09:31,221 --> 00:09:32,421 THIS IS MY VOICE. 367 00:09:32,421 --> 00:09:33,254 >> LOUIE. 368 00:09:33,254 --> 00:09:34,921 >> LOUIE... 369 00:09:34,921 --> 00:09:36,088 IT AIN'T GONNA WORK. 370 00:09:36,088 --> 00:09:37,454 >> THIS HERE IS PROBABLY THE 371 00:09:37,454 --> 00:09:39,321 SCARIEST, OKAY, 'CAUSE IT HAS 372 00:09:39,321 --> 00:09:39,988 MOTION. 373 00:09:39,988 --> 00:09:41,288 DOGS DON'T LIKE MOTION UNDER 374 00:09:41,288 --> 00:09:43,121 THEIR FEET. 375 00:09:43,121 --> 00:09:44,221 OH, LOOK AT YOU! 376 00:09:44,221 --> 00:09:45,588 OH, HE'S FINE. 377 00:09:45,588 --> 00:09:46,254 >> YAY! 378 00:09:46,254 --> 00:09:46,921 >> LOOK AT THAT. 379 00:09:46,921 --> 00:09:47,888 WE HAVE A STAR. 380 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:50,121 >> COME ON, LOUIE, COME ON! 381 00:09:50,121 --> 00:09:51,388 GOOD BOY. 382 00:09:51,388 --> 00:09:52,121 COME ON, LOUIE. 383 00:09:52,121 --> 00:09:53,154 >> COME ON. 384 00:09:53,154 --> 00:09:54,088 YEAH, GOOD BOY! 385 00:09:54,088 --> 00:09:55,554 >> YAY! 386 00:09:55,554 --> 00:09:57,088 >> YES, COME ON. YEE-HAW! 387 00:09:57,088 --> 00:09:59,354 >> OH, LOUIE, YOU'RE SO SMART. 388 00:09:59,354 --> 00:10:01,688 LOUIE'S MAKING MAMA SO PROUD. 389 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:02,988 HE CAN'T WALK STRAIGHT, BUT HE'S 390 00:10:02,988 --> 00:10:04,454 JUMPING THROUGH THE HOOPS. 391 00:10:04,454 --> 00:10:06,454 I THINK I CAN DO THIS. 392 00:10:12,488 --> 00:10:14,588 TONIGHT'S MY HOUSEWARMING PARTY. 393 00:10:14,588 --> 00:10:16,421 IT TOOK FOREVER TO MOVE IN, BUT 394 00:10:16,421 --> 00:10:17,488 WE DID IT. 395 00:10:17,488 --> 00:10:21,688 TIME TO PARTY, PARTY, PARTY! 396 00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:22,888 >> WE'RE HERE! 397 00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:23,821 >> WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 398 00:10:23,888 --> 00:10:25,321 >> OUR FIRST PARTY, LET'S MAKE 399 00:10:25,321 --> 00:10:26,888 THIS HAPPEN! 400 00:10:26,888 --> 00:10:28,754 >> SHOTS, FRANKIE, SHOTS! 401 00:10:28,754 --> 00:10:30,588 >> ANGELA THROWS THE BEST 402 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:31,821 PARTIES, EVER. 403 00:10:31,821 --> 00:10:33,088 >> WE NEVER GO TO BED BEFORE 404 00:10:33,088 --> 00:10:34,754 THE SUN COMES UP, IT'S JUST 405 00:10:34,754 --> 00:10:35,354 THE BEST. 406 00:10:35,421 --> 00:10:36,954 >> ANTHONY, TO YOU! 407 00:10:36,954 --> 00:10:38,454 THE HOTTEST BARTENDER IN THE 408 00:10:38,454 --> 00:10:39,421 DRUNKEN MAFIA. 409 00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:42,288 >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 410 00:10:42,288 --> 00:10:44,954 >> FRANKIE'S HERE, HE'S SO HOT. 411 00:10:44,954 --> 00:10:46,654 WAIT 'TIL MY GIRLFRIEND SANDY 412 00:10:46,654 --> 00:10:48,188 GETS HER HANDS ON FRANKIE. 413 00:10:48,188 --> 00:10:50,454 SHE IS A LUNATIC. 414 00:10:50,454 --> 00:10:53,088 [shouting] 415 00:10:53,088 --> 00:10:54,621 THE PARTY'S ON! 416 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,321 EVERYBODY'S DANCING, DRINKING, 417 00:10:56,321 --> 00:10:58,221 DOING SHOTS, AND GOD KNOWS WHAT 418 00:10:58,221 --> 00:10:59,088 ELSE. 419 00:10:59,088 --> 00:11:00,921 >> YOU WANNA MAKE OUT WITH ME? 420 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:05,888 * 421 00:11:05,888 --> 00:11:07,188 >> ONCE THE ALCOHOL STARTS 422 00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:08,821 KICKING IN, EVERYBODY STARTS 423 00:11:08,821 --> 00:11:10,621 LOSING THEIR MIND. 424 00:11:10,621 --> 00:11:15,654 >> THE INFAMOUS WIGGLE SET! 425 00:11:15,654 --> 00:11:16,921 >> FRANKIE! 426 00:11:16,921 --> 00:11:18,221 >> YOU HAVE TO SEE ME NOW. 427 00:11:18,288 --> 00:11:19,454 >> THAT WAS NICE. 428 00:11:19,454 --> 00:11:20,388 >>YOU KNOW THAT BLONDE I WAS 429 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:21,254 TELLING YOU ABOUT? 430 00:11:21,254 --> 00:11:22,454 SHE'S DANCING WITH THE STRIPED 431 00:11:22,454 --> 00:11:23,188 SHIRT! 432 00:11:23,188 --> 00:11:24,954 >> ARE YOU SERIOUS? 433 00:11:24,954 --> 00:11:26,088 THIS IS THE BLONDE WITH THE BIG 434 00:11:26,088 --> 00:11:28,454 BOOBS AND THE FAT ASS? 435 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:32,688 WELL, SHE IS BLONDE. 436 00:11:32,688 --> 00:11:34,521 >> OH, MY GOD, SANDY'S IN HEAVEN 437 00:11:34,521 --> 00:11:35,554 RIGHT NOW. 438 00:11:35,554 --> 00:11:37,088 THIS IS WHY ALL THE WOMEN LOVE 439 00:11:37,088 --> 00:11:37,721 FRANKIE. 440 00:11:37,721 --> 00:11:39,088 HE'S GOING RIGHT ALONG WITH IT, 441 00:11:39,088 --> 00:11:40,454 HE PLAYS IT UP, AND EVERYONE'S 442 00:11:40,454 --> 00:11:42,088 HAPPY. 443 00:11:42,088 --> 00:11:42,688 >> IN YOUR MOUTH! 444 00:11:42,688 --> 00:11:46,288 >> NOW LEAN BACK. 445 00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:47,088 >> YOU'RE GOOD? 446 00:11:47,088 --> 00:11:47,854 >> WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT 447 00:11:47,854 --> 00:11:48,821 FRANKIE AND SANDY WOULD BE 448 00:11:48,821 --> 00:11:51,154 HITTIN' IT OFF THIS WELL? 449 00:11:56,621 --> 00:11:57,288 >> COME ON. 450 00:11:57,288 --> 00:11:57,954 >> WE'LL GO? 451 00:11:57,954 --> 00:11:58,621 >> COME ON. 452 00:11:58,621 --> 00:11:59,288 >> SHE'S GOING. 453 00:11:59,288 --> 00:12:00,088 >> SHE'S GOING! 454 00:12:00,088 --> 00:12:00,954 >> YEA-A-A-AH! 455 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,154 >> IT'S ON! 456 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:04,254 >> IT'S ON! 457 00:12:04,254 --> 00:12:05,554 >> FRANKIE'S HOT. 458 00:12:05,554 --> 00:12:06,621 >> O-OH! 459 00:12:06,621 --> 00:12:07,921 >> SANDY HAS TAKEN OFF HER 460 00:12:07,921 --> 00:12:08,821 [bleep] CLOTHES. 461 00:12:08,821 --> 00:12:10,121 >> OH, MY GOD! 462 00:12:10,121 --> 00:12:12,254 >> OH, MY GOD! 463 00:12:12,254 --> 00:12:13,554 >> FRANKIE NOW TOOK OFF HIS 464 00:12:13,554 --> 00:12:14,488 CLOTHES, AND HE'S IN HIS 465 00:12:14,488 --> 00:12:16,588 UNDERWEAR, LOOKING MIGHTY CUTE. 466 00:12:16,654 --> 00:12:18,488 SANDY IS IN HER [bleep] BLOOMERS 467 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:21,154 LOOKING KINDA SCARY. 468 00:12:21,154 --> 00:12:22,154 >> LOOK AT SANDY. 469 00:12:22,221 --> 00:12:23,621 WHERE'S SANDY'S CLOTHES? 470 00:12:23,621 --> 00:12:25,254 >> HE IS ADORABLE! 471 00:12:25,254 --> 00:12:26,921 >> THIS GIRL: IS SHE OUT OF HER 472 00:12:26,921 --> 00:12:28,388 [bleep] MIND? 473 00:12:28,388 --> 00:12:29,954 THIS BITCH IS GYRATIN' ON 474 00:12:29,954 --> 00:12:30,921 FRANKIE. 475 00:12:30,921 --> 00:12:34,321 THAT SHOULD BE ME. 476 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,088 >> OH! 477 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:35,754 [shrieking] 478 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,454 >> OH, MY GOD! 479 00:12:37,454 --> 00:12:38,121 >> SHE OKAY? 480 00:12:38,121 --> 00:12:39,088 >> GET UP, GET UP! 481 00:12:39,088 --> 00:12:40,854 >> CALL THE AMBULANCE! 482 00:12:40,921 --> 00:12:42,188 >> SHE HAS TO GO TO A HOSPITAL. 483 00:12:42,188 --> 00:12:42,854 >> GET A TOWEL. 484 00:12:42,854 --> 00:12:43,754 >> SHE BROKE HER ARM? 485 00:12:43,754 --> 00:12:45,721 >> IT'S BAD. 486 00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:46,854 >> TODAY'S THE DOG SHOW. 487 00:12:46,854 --> 00:12:47,821 LOUIE, THIS WAY. 488 00:12:47,821 --> 00:12:48,754 I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'RE GONNA 489 00:12:48,754 --> 00:12:49,754 PULL THIS ONE OFF. 490 00:12:49,754 --> 00:12:52,188 IT'S GONNA BE A MIRACLE. 491 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,188 LOUIE! 492 00:12:57,088 --> 00:13:00,254 [house music playing] 493 00:13:00,254 --> 00:13:02,521 [people shouting, laughing] 494 00:13:02,521 --> 00:13:03,854 >> AN-GE-LA! 495 00:13:03,854 --> 00:13:05,721 HE IS ADORABLE! 496 00:13:05,721 --> 00:13:06,588 >> EVERYBODY'S HAVING A GREAT 497 00:13:06,588 --> 00:13:08,154 TIME, WATCHING SANDY AND 498 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:09,488 FRANKIE, WE'RE ALL CRACKING UP, 499 00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:11,288 LAUGHING. ALL OF A SUDDEN-- 500 00:13:11,288 --> 00:13:11,954 >> OH! 501 00:13:11,954 --> 00:13:12,621 [shrieking] 502 00:13:12,621 --> 00:13:13,521 >> OH, MY GOD! 503 00:13:13,521 --> 00:13:14,621 >> SHE OKAY? 504 00:13:14,621 --> 00:13:15,288 >> GET UP! 505 00:13:15,288 --> 00:13:16,221 SHE HAS TO GO TO A HOSPITAL. 506 00:13:16,221 --> 00:13:16,888 >> GET A TOWEL. 507 00:13:16,888 --> 00:13:17,754 >> SHE BROKE HER ARM? 508 00:13:17,754 --> 00:13:18,988 >> CALL THE AMBULANCE! 509 00:13:18,988 --> 00:13:20,988 >> HEY, NOBODY CALL NOBODY. 510 00:13:20,988 --> 00:13:22,188 >> HER HOUSEWARMING PARTY... 511 00:13:22,188 --> 00:13:23,888 SOMETHING ALWAYS [bleep] 512 00:13:23,888 --> 00:13:24,721 HAPPENS. 513 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:25,421 >> SHE HAS TO GO IN AN 514 00:13:25,421 --> 00:13:26,354 AMBULANCE. 515 00:13:26,354 --> 00:13:27,688 HER ARM IS DESTROYED. 516 00:13:27,688 --> 00:13:28,621 >> I'LL BE ALL RIGHT, THOUGH. 517 00:13:28,621 --> 00:13:29,888 HONEST, I'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 518 00:13:29,954 --> 00:13:32,454 >> YOU GOTTA GO TO THE HOSPITAL. 519 00:13:32,454 --> 00:13:34,688 [laughter] 520 00:13:34,754 --> 00:13:36,221 >> GO, SANDY! 521 00:13:36,221 --> 00:13:37,154 >> I'M IN A PANIC, WORRYING 522 00:13:37,154 --> 00:13:38,488 ABOUT HOW TO GET SANDY TO THE 523 00:13:38,488 --> 00:13:39,621 HOSPITAL, AND SHE'S WORRYING 524 00:13:39,621 --> 00:13:40,688 ABOUT MISSING THE PARTY. 525 00:13:40,688 --> 00:13:42,388 IS SHE CRAZY, OR WHAT? 526 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:45,088 >> IT WAS WORTH EVERY BIT! 527 00:13:45,088 --> 00:13:45,821 >> ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA BE 528 00:13:45,821 --> 00:13:46,488 ALL RIGHT! 529 00:13:46,554 --> 00:13:47,721 EVEN THOUGH SANDY'S ON HER WAY 530 00:13:47,721 --> 00:13:48,521 TO THE HOSPITAL IN THE 531 00:13:48,521 --> 00:13:51,088 AMBULANCE, PARTY MUST GO ON. 532 00:13:51,088 --> 00:13:57,921 >> LET'S DRINK TO SANDY! 533 00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:58,954 >> I BREAK HEARTS. 534 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,288 >> YOU BREAK, YOU BREAK LIMBS. 535 00:14:00,288 --> 00:14:01,388 >> I--I BREAK HEARTS, I BREAK 536 00:14:01,388 --> 00:14:03,088 ELBOWS. 537 00:14:03,088 --> 00:14:03,988 >> AW, I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE 538 00:14:03,988 --> 00:14:06,654 A SHOT! 539 00:14:20,588 --> 00:14:21,754 >> ANGELA! 540 00:14:21,754 --> 00:14:23,188 >> SANDY! 541 00:14:23,188 --> 00:14:24,988 >> HI, ANGELA! 542 00:14:24,988 --> 00:14:26,821 >> SANDY IS MY FRIEND, THE 543 00:14:26,821 --> 00:14:29,088 PLUMBER WITH THE HUMMER, NOT TO 544 00:14:29,088 --> 00:14:31,388 BE CONFUSED WITH THE OTHER SANDY 545 00:14:31,388 --> 00:14:33,521 WHO FELL HARD FOR FRANKIE. 546 00:14:33,521 --> 00:14:34,788 >> WHAT DO YOU WANNA DRINK? 547 00:14:34,788 --> 00:14:35,721 >> I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF WINE. 548 00:14:35,721 --> 00:14:37,254 WHAT ARE YOU HAVING? 549 00:14:37,254 --> 00:14:38,754 >> A LITTLE PATRON SHOT. 550 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:40,254 >> I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF WINE, 551 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:41,388 WHITE WINE. 552 00:14:41,388 --> 00:14:43,154 >> NEVER DO WITH YOUR LEFT HAND. 553 00:14:43,154 --> 00:14:45,454 ALWAYS THE RIGHT. 554 00:14:45,454 --> 00:14:46,121 >> I'M LEFTY. 555 00:14:46,121 --> 00:14:47,488 >> IT'S A RULE. 556 00:14:47,488 --> 00:14:48,621 HOW ARE THE GUYS? 557 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:49,521 ANY HOT ONES? 558 00:14:49,521 --> 00:14:50,554 OH, ALL THE GUYS ARE GREAT. 559 00:14:50,554 --> 00:14:51,421 THEY ALL TREAT ME GOOD. 560 00:14:51,421 --> 00:14:52,488 >> I NEVER SAW A PLUMBER WITH 561 00:14:52,488 --> 00:14:53,554 [bleep] NAILS. 562 00:14:53,554 --> 00:14:54,354 >> I KNOW, ALL THE GUYS SAY 563 00:14:54,354 --> 00:14:55,188 THAT. 564 00:14:55,188 --> 00:14:56,154 IT'S WHY YOU WEAR IT TO WORK, 565 00:14:56,154 --> 00:14:56,821 LOVES. 566 00:14:56,821 --> 00:14:57,788 >> YOU'RE A CLASSY PLUMBER, 567 00:14:57,788 --> 00:14:58,454 SANDY. 568 00:14:58,454 --> 00:14:59,121 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 569 00:14:59,121 --> 00:15:00,688 >> AFTER LAST NIGHT WITH THE 570 00:15:00,688 --> 00:15:02,821 OTHER SANDY, IT SEEMS LIKE 571 00:15:02,821 --> 00:15:04,521 SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH MY SINK 572 00:15:04,521 --> 00:15:07,121 BY THE HOT TUB. 573 00:15:07,121 --> 00:15:07,888 YOU PROBABLY DON'T HAVE THE 574 00:15:07,888 --> 00:15:11,554 WATER ON. 575 00:15:11,554 --> 00:15:12,588 >> OOH! 576 00:15:12,588 --> 00:15:14,421 >> LOOK AT THAT! 577 00:15:14,421 --> 00:15:15,721 THAT WAS AN EASY JOB. 578 00:15:15,721 --> 00:15:17,321 >> I LOVE HAVING SANDY AS 579 00:15:17,321 --> 00:15:18,621 A PLUMBER, AS A FRIEND. 580 00:15:18,621 --> 00:15:19,654 I'VE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND THAT 581 00:15:19,654 --> 00:15:21,288 HAD A JOB LIKE THAT. 582 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:22,554 WOULD YOU BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED 583 00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:24,421 TO [bleep] SANDY? 584 00:15:24,421 --> 00:15:25,821 THANK GOD, SHE'S ALL RIGHT. 585 00:15:25,821 --> 00:15:26,754 >> AND YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID AT 586 00:15:26,754 --> 00:15:27,421 THE HOSPITAL? 587 00:15:27,421 --> 00:15:28,854 "TELL EVERYBODY I--SORRY, BUT 588 00:15:28,854 --> 00:15:30,454 TELL THEM IT WAS WELL WORTH IT." 589 00:15:30,454 --> 00:15:31,988 AND SHE WOULD DO IT AGAIN. 590 00:15:31,988 --> 00:15:32,988 >> SHE'S SICK. 591 00:15:32,988 --> 00:15:33,854 >> WELL, I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT 592 00:15:33,854 --> 00:15:34,588 STARTED IT. 593 00:15:34,588 --> 00:15:35,621 >> SHE THINKS HE'S THE MOST 594 00:15:35,621 --> 00:15:37,088 GORGEOUS THING SHE EVER SAW, 595 00:15:37,088 --> 00:15:38,188 WHICH HE IS. 596 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,454 SO, YOU KNOW HER, SHE ATTACKED 597 00:15:39,454 --> 00:15:40,121 HIM. 598 00:15:40,121 --> 00:15:41,488 I DON'T THINK ANYBODY'S WORTH 599 00:15:41,488 --> 00:15:44,088 FORTY-[bleep] STITCHES. 600 00:15:44,088 --> 00:15:46,954 I DON'T THINK SO. 601 00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:52,354 [dog barking] 602 00:15:52,354 --> 00:15:53,654 TODAY'S THE DOG SHOW, AND I'M 603 00:15:53,654 --> 00:15:57,354 READY TO WHIP SOME ASS. 604 00:15:57,354 --> 00:15:59,088 >> WHAT'S UP, BLONDIE? 605 00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,188 READY FOR THIS DOG SHOW? 606 00:16:00,188 --> 00:16:01,521 >> NOT REALLY. YOU? 607 00:16:01,521 --> 00:16:02,421 >> ON A SATURDAY MORNING? 608 00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:03,788 I GOT HOME 4:00 IN THE MORNING. 609 00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:06,921 >> THAT MAKES TWO OF US. 610 00:16:06,921 --> 00:16:08,521 >> I'M IMPRESSED. 611 00:16:08,521 --> 00:16:09,988 LOOK HOW GOOD THEY SIT. 612 00:16:09,988 --> 00:16:10,954 I CAN'T EVEN GET MY SON TO DO 613 00:16:10,954 --> 00:16:12,221 THAT. 614 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,088 >> ME AND LOUIE HAVE BEEN 615 00:16:13,088 --> 00:16:14,121 TRAINING ALL WEEK, AND IT'S 616 00:16:14,121 --> 00:16:15,388 REALLY BEEN HARD. 617 00:16:15,388 --> 00:16:17,088 BUT NOW, I'M READY TO WIN THIS 618 00:16:17,088 --> 00:16:18,388 DOG SHOW. 619 00:16:18,388 --> 00:16:19,621 >> FIRST DOG ON THE LINE, 620 00:16:19,621 --> 00:16:20,654 PLEASE! 621 00:16:20,654 --> 00:16:24,888 READY! 622 00:16:24,888 --> 00:16:26,688 >> DO YOU TRAIN MEN? 623 00:16:26,688 --> 00:16:27,588 'CAUSE I'M GONNA BRING MINE 624 00:16:27,588 --> 00:16:28,254 HERE. 625 00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:29,521 >> ALL DOGS ARE BEING JUDGED ON 626 00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:31,588 OBEDIENCE AND BEAUTY. 627 00:16:31,588 --> 00:16:33,321 THANK GOD FOR THE BEAUTY PART. 628 00:16:33,321 --> 00:16:34,388 >> HE DEFINITELY CAN'T DO ANY 629 00:16:34,388 --> 00:16:38,088 TRICKS, EXCEPT LIFT HIS LEGS. 630 00:16:38,088 --> 00:16:39,154 >> I'M GONNA DO WHATEVER IT 631 00:16:39,154 --> 00:16:40,554 TAKES FOR LOUIE TO JUMP THROUGH 632 00:16:40,554 --> 00:16:43,388 THESE HOOPS AND NOT PEE ON THEM. 633 00:16:43,388 --> 00:16:44,421 >> COULD YOU COME WITH ME? 634 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,454 I'M NERVOUS. 635 00:16:45,454 --> 00:16:46,154 >> SURE! 636 00:16:46,154 --> 00:16:47,154 I KNOW HE'S NEVER BEEN OFF-LEASH 637 00:16:47,154 --> 00:16:48,754 BEFORE, BUT WE'LL TRY IT. 638 00:16:48,754 --> 00:16:49,721 >> OOH! 639 00:16:49,721 --> 00:16:51,221 [dog whimpering] 640 00:16:51,221 --> 00:16:53,554 >> DOG SOUNDS LIKE ME. 641 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:54,654 >> COME ON, LOUIE! 642 00:16:54,654 --> 00:16:56,521 >> JUMP, LOUIE! 643 00:16:56,521 --> 00:16:57,888 >> GET OVER THE [bleep] JUMP, 644 00:16:57,888 --> 00:16:58,621 LOUIE. 645 00:16:58,621 --> 00:16:59,554 >> EXCELLENT. 646 00:16:59,554 --> 00:17:01,088 >> LOUIE! 647 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,421 >> WE HAVE A FUGITIVE. 648 00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:03,321 >> OKAY, LET'S PUT THE LEASH ON 649 00:17:03,321 --> 00:17:03,988 HIM. 650 00:17:03,988 --> 00:17:04,654 >> I GOTTA SEE THIS ONE. 651 00:17:04,654 --> 00:17:05,621 >> LINDSEY, IS THIS BLURRY, OR 652 00:17:05,621 --> 00:17:06,788 IS IT MY EYES? 653 00:17:06,788 --> 00:17:07,954 >> LOOK AT 'IM, LOOK AT 'IM. 654 00:17:07,954 --> 00:17:09,321 >> LOOK WHO'S THERE! 655 00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:10,721 LOUIE, COME! 656 00:17:10,721 --> 00:17:11,821 >> THIS IS GETTIN' [bleep] 657 00:17:11,821 --> 00:17:12,521 SCARY. 658 00:17:12,521 --> 00:17:13,188 >> COME ON. 659 00:17:13,188 --> 00:17:14,421 >> COME ON, YOU DUMB LITTLE... 660 00:17:14,421 --> 00:17:15,421 >> LOUIE, THIS WAY. 661 00:17:15,421 --> 00:17:16,188 >> HE CAN'T EVEN WALK OVER 662 00:17:16,188 --> 00:17:17,088 THE [bleep] THING. 663 00:17:17,088 --> 00:17:18,088 >> LOUIE, THIS WAY. 664 00:17:18,088 --> 00:17:20,388 >> HE WINS FOR THE DUMBEST DOG. 665 00:17:20,388 --> 00:17:21,088 >> AT LEAST. 666 00:17:21,088 --> 00:17:22,921 >> LOUIE, YOU DID SO BAD! 667 00:17:22,921 --> 00:17:24,488 >> HE'S ONLY A BABY. 668 00:17:24,488 --> 00:17:26,088 MY LITTLE LOUIE DIDN'T DO SO 669 00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,154 WELL IN OBEDIENCE, SO THE ONLY 670 00:17:28,154 --> 00:17:30,121 [bleep] CHANCE WE GOT RIGHT NOW 671 00:17:30,121 --> 00:17:31,288 IS LOUIE'S LOOKS. 672 00:17:31,288 --> 00:17:32,854 >> COME ON, LOUIE! 673 00:17:32,854 --> 00:17:33,588 >> LOOK, SHE HAS TO PUT HIM ON 674 00:17:33,588 --> 00:17:34,888 THE TABLE... 675 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:37,154 SO SHE CAN FEEL HIS ASS. 676 00:17:37,154 --> 00:17:38,454 >> LIKE YOU DID LAST NIGHT. 677 00:17:38,454 --> 00:17:40,454 >> DON'T TALK TO ME, JEN. 678 00:17:40,454 --> 00:17:41,221 >> MAYBE HE'LL DANCE ON THE 679 00:17:41,221 --> 00:17:42,721 TABLE LIKE I DANCE ON THE BAR. 680 00:17:42,721 --> 00:17:43,621 >> SERIOUSLY? 681 00:17:43,621 --> 00:17:44,554 >> PLEASE, PUT HIM DOWN ON THE 682 00:17:44,554 --> 00:17:47,254 FLOOR, AND GO UP AND BACK. 683 00:17:47,254 --> 00:17:48,588 >> OH, GOD, THEY'RE GONNA JUDGE 684 00:17:48,588 --> 00:17:51,421 HIM BY HIS WALK. 685 00:17:51,421 --> 00:17:52,754 >> LOOK AT HER FACE. 686 00:17:52,754 --> 00:17:54,088 >> PLEASE TAKE YOUR DOG UP AND 687 00:17:54,088 --> 00:17:56,088 BACK. 688 00:17:56,088 --> 00:17:57,088 >> LOUIE! 689 00:17:57,088 --> 00:17:58,121 I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'RE GONNA 690 00:17:58,121 --> 00:17:59,388 PULL THIS ONE OFF, IT'S GONNA BE 691 00:17:59,388 --> 00:18:01,754 A MIRACLE. 692 00:18:01,754 --> 00:18:02,854 >> READY! 693 00:18:02,854 --> 00:18:04,654 AND GO! 694 00:18:04,721 --> 00:18:05,521 >> HERE WE GO, THEY'RE 695 00:18:05,521 --> 00:18:07,188 ANNOUNCING THE WINNERS! 696 00:18:07,188 --> 00:18:11,088 >> ONE, TWO, THREE, AND FOUR! 697 00:18:11,088 --> 00:18:14,821 COME TO THE CENTER, PLEASE! 698 00:18:14,821 --> 00:18:16,788 HAVEN'T HAD YOUR FILL OF 699 00:18:16,854 --> 00:18:17,854 [house music playing] 700 00:18:17,854 --> 00:18:22,321 * 701 00:18:22,321 --> 00:18:23,454 >> PLEASE TAKE YOUR DOG UP AND 702 00:18:23,454 --> 00:18:24,154 BACK. 703 00:18:24,154 --> 00:18:25,221 >> LOUIE CAN'T EVEN WALK 704 00:18:25,221 --> 00:18:25,954 STRAIGHT, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO 705 00:18:25,954 --> 00:18:27,654 WIN THIS DOG SHOW? 706 00:18:27,654 --> 00:18:28,654 >> READY! 707 00:18:28,654 --> 00:18:31,988 AND GO. 708 00:18:31,988 --> 00:18:34,988 >> COME ON, LOUIE. 709 00:18:40,121 --> 00:18:42,088 LOUIE'S WALKING LIKE A CHAMPION! 710 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:42,754 GO, LOUIE! 711 00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:44,088 >> GOOD, LOUIE! 712 00:18:44,088 --> 00:18:46,254 >> COME ON, LOUIE. 713 00:18:46,254 --> 00:18:47,754 YOU'RE VERY GOOD. 714 00:18:47,754 --> 00:18:49,121 >> THAT'S SOME WALK. 715 00:18:49,121 --> 00:18:50,621 >> UP AND BACK, PLEASE. 716 00:18:50,621 --> 00:18:52,354 >> UP AND BACK, UP AND BACK! 717 00:18:52,354 --> 00:18:55,588 LOOK HOW CUTE MY LOUIE IS. 718 00:18:55,588 --> 00:18:56,254 >> HERE WE GO, THEY'RE 719 00:18:56,254 --> 00:18:59,121 ANNOUNCING THE WINNERS. 720 00:18:59,121 --> 00:18:59,921 >> ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT'S 721 00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:00,754 HAPPENING? 722 00:19:00,754 --> 00:19:01,554 >> HE'S GONNA WIN FOR 723 00:19:01,554 --> 00:19:03,788 THE SMALLEST DOG. 724 00:19:03,788 --> 00:19:05,754 >> THAT'S NOT A CONTEST. 725 00:19:05,754 --> 00:19:08,354 >> WHY NOT? 726 00:19:08,354 --> 00:19:10,088 >> EVEN IF LOUIE DOESN'T WIN, 727 00:19:10,088 --> 00:19:15,754 HE'LL STILL BE MY LITTLE PRINCE. 728 00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:20,654 >> ONE, TWO, THREE, AND FOUR, 729 00:19:20,654 --> 00:19:22,688 COME TO THE CENTER, PLEASE! 730 00:19:22,688 --> 00:19:23,954 >> NOW, WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO? 731 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,188 >> CONGRATULATIONS! 732 00:19:26,188 --> 00:19:26,854 >> OHH! 733 00:19:26,854 --> 00:19:27,821 >> FIRST PLACE. 734 00:19:27,821 --> 00:19:28,488 >> HE WON! 735 00:19:28,488 --> 00:19:29,954 >> SECOND PLACE. 736 00:19:29,954 --> 00:19:30,654 >> GO LOUIE! 737 00:19:30,654 --> 00:19:31,288 >> THIRD PLACE. 738 00:19:31,288 --> 00:19:32,088 >> I TOLD YOU WE WERE GONNA WIN, 739 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:32,988 LITTLE CUTIE. 740 00:19:32,988 --> 00:19:34,088 >> LOUIE DIDN'T WIN FOR 741 00:19:34,088 --> 00:19:36,088 OBEDIENCE, BUT HE DID WIN FOR 742 00:19:36,088 --> 00:19:37,654 BEING THE CUTEST LITTLE DOG, AND 743 00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,754 THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME! 744 00:19:39,754 --> 00:19:41,154 >> HE GOT A TROPHY. 745 00:19:41,154 --> 00:19:42,088 >> HE'LL PEE ON THAT. 746 00:19:42,088 --> 00:19:43,654 >> HE'LL MAKE LOVE TO IT. 747 00:19:43,654 --> 00:19:44,754 >> [laughs] 748 00:19:44,754 --> 00:19:47,421 >> LOUIE, LOUIE, LOUIE! 749 00:19:50,688 --> 00:19:52,088 >> NEXT TIME ON BIG ANG... 750 00:19:52,088 --> 00:19:53,488 >> WE LOVE YOU, ANGELA! 751 00:19:53,488 --> 00:19:55,954 >> ME AND MY LADIES ARE GOING TO 752 00:19:55,954 --> 00:19:56,954 FLORIDA. 753 00:19:56,954 --> 00:19:58,988 YEAH! YEAH! 754 00:19:58,988 --> 00:20:00,088 NATURALLY, I CAN'T FIND MY 755 00:20:00,088 --> 00:20:01,588 BATHING SUITS IN THE STORE. 756 00:20:01,588 --> 00:20:03,088 GUESS WHY? 757 00:20:03,088 --> 00:20:04,554 WHAT ARE YOUSE, BLIND? 758 00:20:04,554 --> 00:20:05,521 >> ANGIE MAY NEED A BIGGER 759 00:20:05,521 --> 00:20:07,821 MEASURING TAPE. 760 00:20:07,821 --> 00:20:09,121 >> I BETTER FIND A CONDO, 'CAUSE 761 00:20:09,121 --> 00:20:10,521 THIS IS HOW I WANNA LIVE. 762 00:20:10,521 --> 00:20:12,354 WHEN I GO ON VACATION, I SPEND 763 00:20:12,354 --> 00:20:14,421 ALL THE MONEY AND ALL THE CREDIT 764 00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,088 CARDS. 765 00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:16,021 >> YOU CAN'T GET A CONDO? 766 00:20:16,021 --> 00:20:17,054 HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET A [bleep] 767 00:20:17,054 --> 00:20:19,054 CONDO?