>> WE'RE HERE.
ON THIS EPISODE OF BIG ANG...
>> WE'RE MAKING IT RAIN TONIGHT.
>> OOMPAH!
>> WE HAVE A WINNER.
>> WE LOVE YOU, ANGELA!
>> WHEN I GO ON VACATION, I
SPEND ALL THE MONEY.
DON'T CARE.
WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE IN
STORE FOR YOUSE TONIGHT.
>> LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
>> THIS IS HOW I LIKE TO DO
FLORIDA.
[cheering]
* I LIKE THE WISE GUYS
* THE--THE WISE GUYS
* I WANT THAT
* I WANNA HAVE FUN
* AND GET WHACKED
* OH, MY GOD
* HOLLA
* I LIKE THE WISE GUYS
* THE--THE--THE WISE GUYS
* I LIKE THE WISE GUYS
* I-I-I LOVE--LOVE DIAMONDS
* I WANT A MASSAGE, FACIAL
* GET SPRAY-TANNED
* I WANT A MASSAGE, FACIAL
* EVERYBODY LOVES ME
[upbeat music]
*
>> OH, LORD.
LET'S MAKE A DASH FOR IT.
>> HURRY, HONEY.
HURRY, HURRY.
>> I AM.
>> HI, ANG.
>> SMELLS GOOD, BIG.
>> LOVE IT.
>> WE HAVE THE USUAL.
>> THERE YOU GO.
MIMOSA.
>> I CAN'T WAIT TO GO AND GET ON
THAT PLANE GOING TO FLORIDA.
>> I CAN'T WAIT.
>> YAY!
WE ARE GONNA HAVE THE BEST TIME.
ME AND MY LADIES ARE GOING TO
FLORIDA.
THE BAR'S BEEN GETTING VERY
BUSY, AND WHEN YOU WORK HARD,
YOU DESERVE TO GO AWAY AND SPEND
ALL THE MONEY.
>> WHEN WE GO DOWN THERE, WE
SHOULD BUY A CASE OF CHAMPAGNE
SO WE COULD START EVERY MORNING
OFF WITH MIMOSAS.
>> DRINK, DRINK, DRINK.
MMM, MMM, MMM.
EVERY TIME WE GO AWAY ON
VACATION, ME AND THE GIRLS GET
TOGETHER THE DAY BEFORE TO GET
WHACKED, SO WHEN WE GET ON THE
PLANE, WE CAN GET RE-WHACKED,
AND THEN WE'RE JUST WHACKED FOR
THE WEEK.
>> NO TEQUILA FOR ME, 'CAUSE I
MIGHT MARRY SOMEBODY DOWN THERE.
>> AND I MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE
SEX.
>> OOH, BABY.
>> [laughs]
>> SO, WHO'S COMING WITH US,
BESIDES ME AND JEN?
>> ANY OTHER GIRLS?
>> SANDY AND ANTHONY.
>> ALL RIGHT, SO WE'RE GOING FOR
YOUR CONDO.
THIS IS WHY.
RIGHT, WE GOTTA GET A CONDOS?
>> I NEED A CONDO ON THE BEACH.
>> I AGREE.
>> I'M OLD AND I'M FREEZING.
IF YOU'RE A WISE GUY IN
NEW YORK, YOU MUST HAVE A CONDO
IN FLORIDA.
SINCE I'M A MOB DOLL, I MUST
HAVE ONE TOO.
ON THE BEACH.
>> THE LAST TIME WE WENT TO
FLORIDA, DOES ANYONE REMEMBER?
>> HOW ABOUT IN CANCUN?
>> YOU KNOW, I DON'T REMEMBER
CANCUN.
>> HOW COULD YOU?
YOU WERE VALIUMED OUT.
>> I DON'T LIKE TO FLY.
I HOPE I REMEMBER THIS VACATION.
>> OH, JESUS.
>> [laughs]
>> I GOTTA START REMEMBERING
SOME OF THEM.
>> I'LL DRINK TO THAT.
>> [laughs]
[breezy music]
*
HELLO.
>> HI, ANG, HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD.
I JUST RECENTLY STARTED GETTING
BOTOX FOR THE FIRST TIME.
NOW I WANT TO GET IT EVERY THREE
WEEKS.
BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP.
>> HEY, ANGELA.
>> HELLO, SEXY.
>> WHY ARE YOU HERE TODAY?
'CAUSE I DON'T SEE ANYTHING,
UH--
>> OH.
>> YOU LOOK PRETTY GOOD, SO I
DON'T KNOW.
SEE HOW YOU'RE GETTING, LIKE,
ADDICTED TO THE STUFF ALREADY?
>> ANYTHING THAT MAKES YOU LOOK
GOOD, I'M ADDICTED TO.
I LIVE BIG, OVER THE TOP,
EVEN WITH MY PLASTIC SURGERY.
WHETHER I COULD AFFORD IT OR I
CAN'T, I STILL DO IT.
WELL, I WAS COMING BECAUSE I AM
GOING TO FLORIDA ON SATURDAY.
>> OKAY, YOU KNOW THE SUN IS NOT
GOOD FOR YOU.
YOU HAVE SOME SUN DAMAGE.
YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE
SNOW WHITE.
>> WELL, I'M DARK-SKINNED.
>> OKAY, FINE, SO...
>> I WANT IT ALL, WHATEVER YOU
SAY.
OKAY.
>> YOU WANT TO SIT LIKE THIS?
>> OH, NO.
>> FINISH UP THIS HERE.
ANOTHER PINCH.
I THINK IT'S GREAT.
I WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING MORE.
>> SIX MONTHS?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I GOTTA COME EVERY WEEK.
[upbeat music]
*
I'M GOING TO FLORIDA FOR FIVE
DAYS.
>> OKAY, HOW MANY SUITS?
>> FIVE.
>> OF COURSE.
>> WELL, YOU HAVE TO WEAR A
DIFFERENT SUIT EVERY DAY.
NATURALLY, I CAN'T FIND MY
BATHING SUITS IN THE STORE.
GUESS WHY.
WHAT, ARE YOUSE BLIND?
SO I HAVE TO HAVE THEM
CUSTOM-MADE.
OOH, HOLLA.
THIS IS REALLY NICE.
>> BUTT LOOKS GOOD.
>> * MIGHTY SEXY, WHOA
GIVE ME THE DRINK.
GIVE ME EVERY BATHING SUIT YOU
HAVE.
I WANT EVERY ONE OF THEM.
OOH, YEAH, I LIKE THIS ONE.
GIMME, GIMME, GIMME.
>> LET ME TAKE SOME
MEASUREMENTS.
I THINK WE MAY NEED A BIGGER
MEASURING TAPE.
[Louie whines]
34 HIP, 34 BACK...
AND A 45 BUST.
>> [laughs]
TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.
CARLA, I HAVE A SHOPPING
PROBLEM.
I WENT TO BED BATH & BEYOND TO
GET A FEW THINGS FOR THE HOUSE.
$2,600 IN BED BATH & BEYOND.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE A PLACE TO
SIT.
WHEN ARE YOU GETTING FURNITURE?
>> OH, I'M GETTING ALL CUSTOM
FURNITURE.
THAT'S LIKE $30,000.
>> [laughs] OH, GOD.
>> I KNOW. I'M NUTS.
WORK HARD, PLAY HARD, SPEND
MORE MONEY.
GOT THAT?
I GOT ISSUES.
>> WE'RE HERE.
>> WE'RE IN FLORIDA.
YEAH, YEAH!
[upbeat music]
*
IN FLORIDA, MY UNCLE SAL USED TO
HANG OUT AT THE OCEAN MANOR.
WOULD I STAY ANYWHERE ELSE?
HELLO.
>> I JUST WANT TO SEE THE ROOM.
>> ME TOO.
>> NOW WE'RE TALKING.
>> WOW.
>> SINCE I'M SUCH A REGULAR AT
THIS HOTEL, THEY UPGRADED ME TO
THE PENTHOUSE SUITE.
>> THIS IS NICE, ANGELA.
>> THIS IS HOT.
OH, LOOK AT THE JACUZZI.
I COULD HAVE FUN IN HERE.
>> MY LINDA, SHE IS OUT OF HER
MIND.
EVERYTHING IN THAT ROOM'S
GETTING HUMPED.
>> ANGELA, I COULD HANG FROM THE
POLES.
ONE LEG, ONE LEG, TWO ARMS.
HEY, WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
>> OH, THAT--THAT'S DEFINITELY
ALL YOU.
>> IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME
I BROKE A BED.
[knock at door]
>> HOLD ON.
DOOR.
AH!
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> OH, MY GOD, IT'S THE KID.
I'M VERY EXCITED ANTHONY CAME.
HE'S BRINGING ALL HIS HOT
FRIENDS AROUND, AND THEY'RE ALL
CUTE.
OH, WAIT, I GOT A PRESENT FOR
US.
>> A PRESENT?
>> WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> AAH!
>> THESE PINK FLASKS ARE GOING
TO BE WELL USED, LIKE EVERY DAY.
>> WHAT ABOUT ONE FOR ME?
YOU GOT ONE, MAYBE, IN A
DIFFERENT COLOR?
>> NOPE, SORRY.
>> NO, THEY'RE JUST FOR THE
LADIES.
>> WHO'S YOUR MAMA?
>> WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
>> OVER HERE.
>> SHOW ME THE MONEY.
>> WE'RE MAKING IT RAIN TONIGHT.
>> WHEN I GO ON VACATION, I
SPEND ALL THE MONEY AND ALL THE
CREDIT CARDS.
OOMPAH!
>> YAY!
>> DON'T CARE.
>> COME ON, DANCE, DANCE.
>> SALUD!
WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE IN
STORE FOR YOUSE TONIGHT.
>> WOW.
>> YOU GOT PATRON?
THAT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT.
>> WHEN LINDA DRINKS PATRON,
SHE'S OUT OF HER [bleep] MIND.
[upbeat music]
*
>> OH, IT'S SO NICE OUT.
>> ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?
>> I WANT TO HAVE A MIMOSA.
>> JUST TO LEVEL MY BRAIN.
>> LONG TIME NO SEE.
>> HI.
>> OH, HELLO.
>> HOW YA DOIN' THERE,
TIGHTY WHITEY?
>> ALL RIGHT, GIRLS.
>> THIS IS THE BEST.
THANK YOU, MY LOVE.
>> SO REFRESHIN'.
>> CHAMPAGNE ON THE BEACH.
OH, I LOVE IT HERE.
>> IT'S NICE, IT'S PEACEFUL.
>> I BETTER FIND A CONDO, 'CAUSE
THIS IS HOW I WANT TO LIVE.
>> THIS IS WHAT WE WERE MEANT TO
DO.
>> I'M NOT [bleep] LEAVING TILL
I GET A CONDO.
I WANT A CONDO DEAD-SET ON THE
OCEAN.
I GOT MY MIMOSA, AND THIS IS HOW
I'M GONNA DO IT EVERY TIME I'M
THERE.
WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE IN
STORE FOR YOUSE TONIGHT.
>> WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
>> I AM HAVING MY ANNUAL
COCKTAIL PARTY.
WE HAVE A DJ AND ALL KINDS OF
LIQUOR.
>> YOU GOT PATRON?
THAT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT.
>> YEP.
IT'S GONNA BE THE BEST.
WE ARE GONNA BLOW THE ROOF RIGHT
OFF THIS PENTHOUSE.
>> ANG, YOU WANT TO GO TAKE A
WALK BY THE WATER?
>> I'D LIKE TO PUT MY FEET IN.
>> OH, HOW--
>> OH, [bleep] YOU, THIS WATER'S
COLD.
>> OH, IT'S FREEZING.
[upbeat music]
*
>> I'M GETTING READY FOR MY
PARTY.
I'M VERY EXCITED, BECAUSE THIS
IS HOW I LIKE TO DO FLORIDA.
>> HELLO.
>> NEIL GOT OFF OF WORK AND
DECIDED TO COME TO FLORIDA, AND
HE BETTER JUST GIVE ME SOME
SPACE AND STAY OUT OF MY WAY.
>> NICE JOB.
HI, JEN.
>> WHAT A SURPRISE.
YOU LOOK SO [bleep] BUFF.
HOLY [bleep].
ANGELA, YOU BETTER WATCH HIM.
HE'S LOOKING GOOD.
HE LOOKS LIKE A [bleep] MODEL.
WHAT'D YOU DO TO HIM?
I FEEL BAD.
I MIGHT CHEAT ON MY BEST FRIEND.
DAMN, YOU LOOK SO [bleep]
HANDSOME.
>> GOT TO GET JEN LAID ON THIS
[bleep] TRIP.
EVERYBODY'S LOOKING PRETTY GOOD
TO HER, EVEN NEIL.
[upbeat music]
*
WE NEED MUSIC.
**
GIRLS' NIGHT OUT, BABY.
WHO'S YOUR MAMA?
OVER HERE.
>> LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
>> TWO VODKA AND SODA.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING, MY
LOVE?
>> CRISTAL.
>> WHO'S YOUR MAMA?
>> DON'T SAY IT.
>> LINDA AND JEN ARE TOTALLY
WHACKED.
>> YEAH!
>> OH!
>> YEAH!
>> WHOO!
>> WHEN LINDA DRINKS PATRON,
SHE'S OUT OF HER [bleep] MIND.
IT DOES SOMETHING TO HER.
SHE'S GOT A CHEMICAL IMBALANCE
WITH IT.
[overlapping chatter]
>> OH, MY GOD.
LINDA, WHERE'S YOUR DISCRETION?
THEY'RE GONNA THINK YOU'RE A
FRIGGIN' RAUNCH.
>> I HAVE NO SHAME IN MY GAME,
BABY, 'CAUSE I LIKE TO HAVE A
GOOD TIME, ALWAYS.
ALWAYS GOOD TIME.
>> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
WE GOTTA GO TO THE CASINO.
I HAVE TO WIN BACK ALL THE
MONEY.
THIS PARTY WAS VERY EXPENSIVE.
IT WAS LIKE $1,000 JUST FOR THE
LIQUOR.
WITH THE FOOD AND EVERYTHING,
MAYBE $3,000.
>> THEN I'M READY TO GO, SO--
>> THEN WE'RE GONNA GO.
WE'RE GOING TOMORROW NIGHT.
>> THIS WILL PAY FOR THIS THREE
TIMES OVER.
IT'S NOT EVEN--IT'S NOT EVEN A
QUESTION.
>> I'LL BE PLAYING A LITTLE
BLACKJACK, DOUBLE DOWN.
>> YOU KNOW I'M YOUR LUCKY
CHARM, RIGHT?
>> OH, MY GOD, THIS IS PERFECT.
>> I HAVE AN AWFUL LOT OF
FRIENDS IN FLORIDA.
I NEED A CONDO DOWN HERE, 'CAUSE
I NEED TO BE THROWING PARTIES AT
MY OWN PLACE.
[cheering]
[upbeat music]
*
>> I'M TIRED.
>> JENNIFER, MY HEAD HURTS.
>> YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF
YOURSELF.
>> MY HEAD HURTS.
>> YOU STRADDLED EVERYTHING.
>> WAS I GOOD?
>> GOOD FOR A DIRTY WHORE.
>> [gasps]
>> YOU [bleep] WERE PUTTING YOUR
ASS INTO EVERYTHING.
IT WAS BOUNCING UP AND DOWN LIKE
THOSE MACHINES YOU PUT A [bleep]
QUARTER IN.
>> I WAS DANCING.
>> THAT AIN'T DANCING, LINDA.
THAT'S DRY HUMPING BACKWARDS.
[laughs]
[upbeat music]
*
>> THIS WILL WAKE US UP FROM
LAST NIGHT.
>> I NEED A LITTLE WAKE-UP.
I'M ON A VERY BAD HANGOVER.
>> REALLY.
IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S SOME
CUTIES HERE.
>> HELLO THERE, HANDSOME.
WHO'S THIS HOTTIE?
>> I THINK LINDA HAD TOO MUCH
PATRON.
ANTHONY!
IT'S ANTHONY, YOU IDIOT.
[overlapping chatter]
[cheering]
>> OKAY, SO LET'S TALK ABOUT ME
HAVING SEX.
>> OH, JENNIFER.
>> WELL, ALL RIGHT, ANTHONY,
I'M WARMING UP TO GET BANGED.
ARE YOUR FRIENDS COMING?
>> I DON'T KNOW, I'M SCARED.
YOU MIGHT ATTACK SOMEBODY.
ALL MY FRIENDS GOTTA SIGN, LIKE,
A WAIVER.
>> I BUY FRUIT, I TOUCH IT.
I BUY MEAT, I SMELL IT.
I SEE A GUY, I FEEL IT.
>> HI, HOW ARE YOU?
OH, MY GOD.
>> THANK YOU, ANTHONY.
THAT'S A GOOD OPENING LINE.
>> YOU MIGHT BE THE FIRST GUY.
>> SIX YEARS?
>> SIX YEARS.
[laughter]
>> THIS IS TO YOU GETTING LAID.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, BUDDY.
[upbeat music]
*
>> WELL, THIS LOOKS NICE.
I'M GOING SHOPPING FOR CONDOS.
I LOVE TO BE ON THE BEACH.
THIS IS MY THING SINCE I'M
FREAKIN' 12.
OOH, THIS IS REALLY NICE.
>> ISN'T THIS BEAUTIFUL?
LET'S GO SEE THE FIRST BEDROOM.
>> LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THAT IS.
IT'S LIKE A HOTEL.
OH, LOOK AT THIS.
WHAT'S THE PRICE OF THIS?
>> THIS ONE'S LISTED AT 219.
>> NOT BAD.
I SEE THE OCEAN AND I SEE THE
INTERCOASTAL AND I ALSO SEE THE
PARKING LOT.
>> [laughs]
>> THAT IS NOT MY IDEA OF A
VIEW.
[whimsical music]
*
IT LOOKS SO BLAH.
[speaking Italian]
WHAT'S THAT, THE POOL?
THIS IS BATES MOTEL.
IT'S GROSS.
>> HERE WE ARE.
>> EW.
OH, MY GOD.
IT'S HORRIBLE.
I HATE IT.
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO LOOK AT IT.
JUST GROSS.
>> WELL, THEY DO HAVE STAINLESS
STEEL APPLIANCES.
>> I DON'T GIVE A--
[upbeat music]
*
NOW, THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT.
BOY, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
>> AND THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN
SEE THE OCEAN.
>> NOW WE'RE TALKING.
I WANT THIS CONDO.
I'M PAYING FOR IT.
NEIL MAKES NO MONEY.
HE HAS NO SAY.
ZERO.
WHAT'S THE PRICE OF THIS?
>> THIS ONE'S LISTED AT 285.
>> THAT'S WORTH...
>> EVERY PENNY, RIGHT?
>> A MILLION DOLLARS.
>> I HAVE AN $11,000 BILL HERE
FOR FURNITURE FOR ONE ROOM.
HOW YOU GONNA GET A [bleep]
CONDO?
WITH WHAT, YOUR GOOD LOOKS?
[cheering]
>> I LOVE THIS [bleep] YACHT!
I GOTTA LEARN HOW TO DO THIS.
I'LL BE BUYING ONE.
[upbeat music]
*
[overlapping chatter]
>> BIG ANG HAS BEEN COMING HERE
SINCE I BOUGHT THIS HOTEL EIGHT
YEARS AGO.
I CONSIDER HER A GOOD FRIEND, SO
HERE'S TO GREAT FRIENDS AND
GREAT FOOD.
>> THANK YOU.
>> SALUD.
>> ANY LUCK WITH CONDOS?
>> I FOUND ONE THAT I REALLY,
REALLY LIKE.
>> WHERE IS IT?
>> IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
TWO BEDROOMS, TWO BATH.
AND THE POOL IS HERE.
YOU WALK DOWN THREE STEPS, ON
THE SAND.
>> WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
WE'LL HAVE A NICE CONDO DOWN IN
FLORIDA.
[laughter]
[phone rings]
[overlapping chatter]
>> HI, ANG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> OH, HI, JANINE.
WHAT'S UP?
>> HOW'S EVERYBODY BEING THERE?
GOOD?
>> YEAH, EVERYTHING IS REALLY
NICE, HONESTLY.
TODAY, I WENT AND SAW THE CONDO.
OH, I LOVED IT.
BEAUTIFUL.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU CAN'T GET A CONDO.
HOW YOU GOING TO GET A [bleep]
CONDO?
WITH WHAT, YOUR GOOD LOOKS?
>> OF COURSE, JANINE'S HAVING A
FIT, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, MISS
RESPONSIBLE.
WHY NOT?
>> I'M LOOKING AT THESE BILLS
RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS BERSERK.
YOU CANNOT GET A CONDO.
>> IT'S OKAY.
I'M GETTING THE CONDO.
>> I HAVE AN $11,000 BILL HERE
FOR FURNITURE FOR ONE ROOM.
>> I DON'T WANT TO SAVE MONEY.
FOR WHAT?
THEN YOU [bleep] DIE WITH THE
MONEY IN THE BANK?
NAH, I'LL SPEND IT ALL.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I CAN SPEND WHATEVER I WANT.
IT'S MY MONEY.
>> DO YOU EVEN REALIZE HOW MUCH
YOU SPENT?
[upbeat music]
**
>> THIS IS GONNA BE THE NIGHT.
>> COME ON, GIRLS, I FEEL LUCKY.
>> LET'S WIN SOME MONEY.
>> I REALLY WANT TO GET THIS
CONDO, AND IT'S EXPENSIVE.
THIS CASINO BETTER PAY OUT.
>> GOOD LUCK, GIRLS.
TO MAKING THE BIG BUCKS.
>> HIT IT.
>> YES!
>> 21.
WE HAVE A WINNER.
>> I'M A WINNER.
>> 21, YEAH!
>> GO, GIRL!
>> YAY, ANGELA.
>> WINNER! WINNER!
>> EVERYBODY WON.
>> WE HAVE A WINNER.
>> OH, 17! THAT'S MY NUMBER
ALL DAY!
>> OH, MY GOD, THAT'S IT.
>> THE [bleep] CONDO, 17.
COME ON, I NEED 17.
I'VE GOT SANDY THE PLUMBER, MY
LUCKY CHARM, WITH ME.
SHE JUST WINS EVERYTHING SHE
TOUCHES, SO WE SHOULD DO ALL
RIGHT.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
[electronic tones]
OKAY, I LOST.
I LOST, I LOST.
I'M OVER IT.
>> I'M WAY OVER IT.
>> THAT'S STUPID.
YEAH, THE CASINO.
THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT TOO [bleep]
GOOD.
>> MY BABY, WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I [bleep] LOST.
>> AND SO WE'RE NOT GONNA BE
ABLE TO BUY THE CONDO TONIGHT.
>> NO, NO CONDO.
LET ME GO, LET ME GO.
[cheering]
LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY.
I GOTTA MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
HAVEN'T HAD YOUR FILL OF
[upbeat music]
*
>> LOOK AT THIS.
>> OOH, NICE.
>> YOU HOOKED US UP, ANGIE.
>> I LOVE TO SURPRISE MY FRIENDS
WITH GOOD THINGS, AND A FRIEND
OF MINE DOWN HERE HOOKED ME UP
WITH A 73-FOOT YACHT.
[cheering]
>> YEAH!
>> YAY!
>> WHOO!
>> WE LOVE YOU, ANGELA!
[cheering]
>> YOU GOTTA SEE THE BEDROOMS
DOWNSTAIRS.
THEY GOT THE BATHROOM WITH THE
WINDOW LOOKING INTO THE WATER.
I TOOK THE BEST DUMP OF MY LIFE.
[laughter]
>> COME ON DOWN, HARVEY.
LET ANG TAKE OVER FOR A WHILE.
>> CAPTAIN...
>> WE'RE IN TROUBLE NOW.
>> ANGELA IS NOW TAKING OVER.
>> LET ME GO, LET ME GO.
[jazzy music]
*
YEAH!
I GOTTA LEARN HOW TO DO THIS.
I'LL BE BUYING ONE.
I LOVE THIS [bleep] YACHT!
AH!
I PLANNED THIS TRIP FOR US TO
GET A CONDO.
THIS TRIP WAS NOTHING BUT AN
EXPENSE.
MY SISTER GOT ME ALL NERVOUS.
"YOU CAN'T BUY THE CONDO."
I GOTTA THINK ABOUT IT.
>> WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
EVERYTHING THAT YOU EVER WANTED,
YOU GOT, AND IT WORKED OUT FOR
YOU.
IF YOU FEEL YOU WANT IT, YOU
GOTTA DO WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU.
IF JANINE SAID, "GOTTA CALM
DOWN," LET THAT CALM DOWN FOR A
COUPLE OF MONTHS, AND WE'LL SEE
WHAT HAPPENS IN A COUPLE MONTHS.
>> SANDY THE PLUMBER IS REALLY
SMART.
YOU KNOW, SHE IS A COLLEGE
GRADUATE WITH A MASTERS, SO
SOMETIMES I SIT BACK AND LISTEN
TO HER, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, ME,
I JUST DO THINGS ON THE SPUR OF
THE MOMENT.
LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY.
>> OH, BOY, HERE WE GO.
>> I GOTTA MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
>> WHAT?
>> PSYCH.
>> WHAT?
[laughter]
>> I MADE A DECISION.
>> OH, NO!
>> WHAT?
>> OH, NO!
>> I WANT TO HEAR.
WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I'M BUYING THE CONDO!
[cheering]
>> GOOD LUCK, BIG GIRL.
>> SPEND IT ALL.
I JUST DO WHATEVER THE [bleep] I
WANT, EVEN IF I GO BROKE, 'CAUSE
BEEN BROKE A MILLION TIMES, AND
BEEN ON TOP OF THE WORLD TWO
MILLION TIMES.
>> WE NEED TO PLAN A
HOUSEWARMING PARTY.
[cheering]
>> NEXT TIME ON BIG ANG...
LITTLE LOUIE'S GETTING HIS
MANHOOD TAKEN AWAY.
>> NOT HIS MANHOOD.
JUST HIS TESTICLES.
[Louie whines]
>> ANGELA'S GONNA READ YOU THE
RULES.
>> NO RULES.
I'M SO EXCITED A.J. IS COMING
ON THE ATLANTIC CITY TRIP
WITH ME.
>> GO, BABY, GO, BABY, GO, BABY.
>> GO, GO, GO.
>> IF MY SON IS GONNA PARTY, I'D
RATHER HIM PARTY WITH ME.
IT'S TIME THAT YOU CAME HOME SO
I CAN WATCH YOU.
>> ARE YOU CRAZY?
>> I THINK HE NEEDS TO COME HOME
BEFORE HE GETS HIMSELF INTO
TROUBLE.
>> I JUST HEARD.
A.J. GOT ARRESTED?