1 00:00:03,054 --> 00:00:03,721 >> HERE WE GO, GIRLFRIEND! 2 00:00:03,721 --> 00:00:05,921 >> ON THIS EPISODE OF BIG ANG... 3 00:00:05,921 --> 00:00:06,721 >> WHAT ARE WE DOING FOR OUR 4 00:00:06,721 --> 00:00:07,421 BIRTHDAY? 5 00:00:07,421 --> 00:00:08,454 >> LET'S DO SOMETHING THAT MAKES 6 00:00:08,454 --> 00:00:09,788 US THINK WE'RE 20. 7 00:00:09,788 --> 00:00:10,454 >> YES. 8 00:00:10,454 --> 00:00:12,288 WE GOT A POOL BOY! 9 00:00:12,288 --> 00:00:13,188 >> WHAT DO YOUSE NEED A POOL BOY 10 00:00:13,188 --> 00:00:13,954 FOR? 11 00:00:13,954 --> 00:00:15,054 >> I THINK I'M GONNA THROW MY 12 00:00:15,054 --> 00:00:16,521 SISTER JANINE A BIG SURPRISE 13 00:00:16,521 --> 00:00:17,188 PARTY. 14 00:00:17,188 --> 00:00:18,388 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 15 00:00:18,388 --> 00:00:19,054 >> I-- 16 00:00:19,054 --> 00:00:20,188 WE ARE TOTALLY BUSTED. 17 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:21,754 SHE KNOWS SOMETHING. 18 00:00:21,754 --> 00:00:22,754 [spliced-up techno music] 19 00:00:22,754 --> 00:00:23,921 >> * I LIKE THE WISE GUYS 20 00:00:23,921 --> 00:00:24,921 * THE WISE GUYS 21 00:00:24,921 --> 00:00:25,654 * I WANT THAT 22 00:00:25,654 --> 00:00:26,454 * I WANNA HAVE FUN 23 00:00:26,454 --> 00:00:27,288 * AND GET WHACKED 24 00:00:27,288 --> 00:00:29,188 * OH, MY GOD 25 00:00:29,188 --> 00:00:31,321 * I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS 26 00:00:31,321 --> 00:00:32,954 * THE--THE WISE GUYS 27 00:00:32,954 --> 00:00:34,121 * I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS 28 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:36,054 * I-I-I LOVE, LOVE DIAMONDS 29 00:00:36,054 --> 00:00:37,688 * I WANT A MASSAGE 30 00:00:37,688 --> 00:00:39,321 * FACIAL, GET SPRAY TANNED 31 00:00:39,321 --> 00:00:40,621 * GET SPRAY TANNED 32 00:00:40,621 --> 00:00:42,021 * MASSAGE, FACIAL 33 00:00:42,021 --> 00:00:43,921 * EVERYBODY LOVES ME 34 00:00:49,121 --> 00:00:52,821 [siren blasts] 35 00:00:52,821 --> 00:00:53,788 >> HEY, ANG. 36 00:00:53,788 --> 00:00:54,454 >> HI, LINDA. 37 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:55,521 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 38 00:00:55,521 --> 00:00:56,854 >> MAKING A DRINK. 39 00:00:56,854 --> 00:00:57,521 >> WHAT DID YOU MAKE? 40 00:00:57,521 --> 00:00:58,321 >> VODKA CLUB. 41 00:00:58,321 --> 00:00:59,621 YOU WANT LIME OR LEMON? 42 00:00:59,621 --> 00:01:00,921 >> YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER AFTER 43 00:01:00,921 --> 00:01:01,588 40 YEARS. 44 00:01:01,588 --> 00:01:02,988 >> I WAS MAKING IT FOR MYSELF. 45 00:01:02,988 --> 00:01:04,088 YOU STOLE IT. 46 00:01:04,088 --> 00:01:04,888 >> LIME. 47 00:01:04,888 --> 00:01:05,654 WHAT ARE WE DOING FOR OUR 48 00:01:05,654 --> 00:01:06,354 BIRTHDAY? 49 00:01:06,354 --> 00:01:07,621 > UGH, DO YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME 50 00:01:07,621 --> 00:01:08,354 ABOUT THAT? 51 00:01:08,354 --> 00:01:08,954 >> COME ON. 52 00:01:08,954 --> 00:01:09,821 >> THIS TIME OF THE YEAR IS 53 00:01:09,821 --> 00:01:10,854 ALWAYS CRAZY. 54 00:01:10,854 --> 00:01:12,821 ME, LINDA, AND MY SISTER JANINE 55 00:01:12,821 --> 00:01:15,588 WERE ALL BORN ON THE SAME WEEK. 56 00:01:15,588 --> 00:01:17,188 I GOT A GOOD IDEA. 57 00:01:17,188 --> 00:01:19,588 A LITTLE PLASTIC SURGERY. 58 00:01:19,588 --> 00:01:20,388 WE'LL BE VERY YOUTHFUL. 59 00:01:20,388 --> 00:01:21,388 >> WE'RE STARTING AGAIN, YOU 60 00:01:21,388 --> 00:01:23,354 [bleep] PLASTIC SURGERY QUEEN? 61 00:01:23,354 --> 00:01:24,188 >> THAT'S [bleep] REALISTIC. 62 00:01:24,188 --> 00:01:24,954 >> WELL, LET'S GIVE YOU SOME 63 00:01:24,954 --> 00:01:26,788 ANESTHESIA, BITCH, AND RIP YOUR 64 00:01:26,788 --> 00:01:27,754 FACE AND PULL IT. 65 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:28,821 >> NOW WE'RE TALKING. 66 00:01:28,821 --> 00:01:29,654 >> NOW WE'RE TALKING. 67 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:30,854 >> NOW WE'RE TALKING. 68 00:01:30,854 --> 00:01:32,154 >> OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 69 00:01:32,154 --> 00:01:33,188 >> ANTHONY! 70 00:01:33,188 --> 00:01:34,288 >> WHAT'S UP, BROTHER? 71 00:01:34,288 --> 00:01:34,954 >> HOW ARE YA? 72 00:01:34,954 --> 00:01:36,321 >> OH, WOW, WAIT. 73 00:01:36,321 --> 00:01:37,954 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT OUT THERE, A 74 00:01:37,954 --> 00:01:39,088 MOTORCYCLE? 75 00:01:39,088 --> 00:01:40,454 >> YEAH. 76 00:01:40,454 --> 00:01:41,388 >> YOU WANNA DO THAT? 77 00:01:41,388 --> 00:01:42,088 >> I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS-- 78 00:01:42,088 --> 00:01:43,388 >> COME ON, ANG! 79 00:01:43,388 --> 00:01:44,888 WE'LL GO DO THAT. 80 00:01:44,888 --> 00:01:45,988 >> IS SHE NOT THINKING? 81 00:01:45,988 --> 00:01:47,288 I DON'T WANT A MOTORCYCLE. 82 00:01:47,288 --> 00:01:50,154 NO WAY IN HELL. 83 00:01:50,154 --> 00:01:51,754 >> OH, WOW. 84 00:01:51,754 --> 00:01:52,621 NICE, ANTH. 85 00:01:52,621 --> 00:01:53,288 >> YOU LIKE IT? 86 00:01:53,288 --> 00:01:53,954 >> THAT'S COOL. 87 00:01:53,954 --> 00:01:54,621 >> I LOVE IT. 88 00:01:54,621 --> 00:01:56,088 >> IT'S, LIKE, VERY MANLY. 89 00:01:56,088 --> 00:01:57,154 I'M SCARED OF THAT. 90 00:01:57,154 --> 00:01:57,821 >> WHY? 91 00:01:57,821 --> 00:01:58,488 >> DO YOU WANNA LEARN ON A 92 00:01:58,488 --> 00:01:59,388 FOUR-WHEELER MAYBE? 93 00:01:59,388 --> 00:02:00,488 >> LAST TIME I DROVE A 94 00:02:00,488 --> 00:02:01,921 FOUR-WHEELER--MY SISTER'S 95 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:03,554 HOUSE UPSTATE--I WENT THROUGH 96 00:02:03,554 --> 00:02:06,221 THE FENCE INTO THE POOL! 97 00:02:06,221 --> 00:02:07,354 I ALMOST DIED! 98 00:02:07,354 --> 00:02:09,088 >> THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT BETWEEN 99 00:02:09,088 --> 00:02:10,554 YOUR LEGS WITH THE ROAR OF THE 100 00:02:10,554 --> 00:02:11,221 ENGINE. 101 00:02:11,221 --> 00:02:12,254 [grunts] 102 00:02:12,254 --> 00:02:13,754 YEAH. 103 00:02:13,754 --> 00:02:15,821 IT'S A GOOD ORGASM. 104 00:02:15,821 --> 00:02:17,221 >> HERE'S LINDA HUMPING THE 105 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:18,521 MOTORCYCLE LIKE SHE HUMPS 106 00:02:18,521 --> 00:02:19,754 EVERYTHING ELSE. 107 00:02:19,754 --> 00:02:21,354 SHE IS COMPLETELY OUT OF HER 108 00:02:21,354 --> 00:02:22,088 MIND. 109 00:02:22,088 --> 00:02:23,088 >> IT'S FUN, ANG. 110 00:02:23,088 --> 00:02:24,588 >> ALL RIGHT, I'LL TRY IT ONCE. 111 00:02:24,588 --> 00:02:25,588 >> I PROMISE YOU, YOUSE'LL FEEL 112 00:02:25,588 --> 00:02:27,221 YOUNG OR REALLY OLD THE NEXT 113 00:02:27,221 --> 00:02:30,388 DAY, DEPENDING ON WHAT YOU DO. 114 00:02:37,588 --> 00:02:39,421 >> WHAT'S UP, BIG GIR--WHAT THE 115 00:02:39,421 --> 00:02:40,788 HELL IS GOING ON THERE? 116 00:02:40,788 --> 00:02:41,921 >> I'M DOING THE LEAVES. 117 00:02:41,921 --> 00:02:43,454 >> AIN'T THAT NEIL'S JOB? 118 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:44,288 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO 119 00:02:44,288 --> 00:02:44,921 THEM. 120 00:02:44,921 --> 00:02:45,821 >> YEAH, TAKE IT, BUT YOU HAVE 121 00:02:45,821 --> 00:02:46,521 TO THROW THEM SOMEWHERE. 122 00:02:46,521 --> 00:02:47,321 >> SO GOOD AT--YEAH, YOU KNOW 123 00:02:47,321 --> 00:02:47,988 WHAT? 124 00:02:47,988 --> 00:02:48,788 THROW THEM IN THE [bleep] AIR. 125 00:02:48,788 --> 00:02:49,454 AND I'M FINISHED. 126 00:02:49,454 --> 00:02:50,354 >> [laughs] 127 00:02:50,354 --> 00:02:51,188 >> THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF 128 00:02:51,188 --> 00:02:53,521 LEAVES. 129 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:54,354 >> KILO? 130 00:02:54,354 --> 00:02:55,821 >> KILO LIKES TO BE WITH YOU. 131 00:02:55,821 --> 00:02:56,588 >> YOU'RE NOT GONNA REALLY 132 00:02:56,588 --> 00:02:57,454 BREATHE ON ME, ARE YOU? 133 00:02:57,454 --> 00:02:58,654 >> YEAH, THANK GOD IT'S ON YOU 134 00:02:58,654 --> 00:02:59,321 AND NOT ME. 135 00:02:59,321 --> 00:03:00,154 >> JESUS CHRIST. 136 00:03:00,154 --> 00:03:01,488 I GOTTA MOVE OVER. 137 00:03:01,488 --> 00:03:03,988 HIS BREATH IS KILLING ME. 138 00:03:03,988 --> 00:03:06,088 >> LISTEN TO ME. 139 00:03:06,088 --> 00:03:07,521 I LOVE THE SHORE, AND I LOVE 140 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,554 MY POOL, NOT THAT I CAN ENJOY 141 00:03:09,554 --> 00:03:10,421 IT. 142 00:03:10,421 --> 00:03:11,354 >> I MEAN, IF THE POOL WAS 143 00:03:11,354 --> 00:03:12,388 CLEAN, WE COULD HAVE HAD A GOOD 144 00:03:12,388 --> 00:03:13,454 TIME RIGHT NOW. 145 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:14,621 >> THAT'S WHY I NEED TO GET A 146 00:03:14,621 --> 00:03:15,454 POOL BOY. 147 00:03:15,454 --> 00:03:16,188 >> SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 148 00:03:16,188 --> 00:03:17,088 >> A HOT ONE. 149 00:03:17,088 --> 00:03:18,454 >> LINDA GOT A POOL BOY. 150 00:03:18,454 --> 00:03:19,121 >> I GOT A HOT POOL BOY. 151 00:03:19,121 --> 00:03:20,588 >> LINDA GOT EVERY KIND OF BOY. 152 00:03:20,588 --> 00:03:22,588 [laughter] 153 00:03:22,588 --> 00:03:23,354 >> SO WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM TO 154 00:03:23,354 --> 00:03:23,988 DO, ANYWAY? 155 00:03:23,988 --> 00:03:25,088 >> WHEN I'M SITTING HERE RIGHT 156 00:03:25,088 --> 00:03:26,088 NOW, HE'S HANDING ME MY 157 00:03:26,088 --> 00:03:28,088 CHAMPAGNE, FILLING MY GLASS. 158 00:03:28,088 --> 00:03:28,754 >> OILING YOU. 159 00:03:28,754 --> 00:03:29,588 >> I WANT HIM WIPING MY SWEATY 160 00:03:29,588 --> 00:03:30,388 HEAD. 161 00:03:30,388 --> 00:03:31,088 >> OH, OKAY. 162 00:03:31,088 --> 00:03:32,621 >> I WANT HIM TO GIVE ME A TOWEL 163 00:03:32,621 --> 00:03:33,421 WHEN I NEED IT. 164 00:03:33,421 --> 00:03:35,621 >> I'M--YOU WANT EXACTLY WHAT I 165 00:03:35,621 --> 00:03:37,121 HAVE. 166 00:03:37,121 --> 00:03:38,488 >> MAYBE I'LL GET MYSELF A POOL 167 00:03:38,488 --> 00:03:39,721 BOY FOR MY BIRTHDAY. 168 00:03:39,721 --> 00:03:41,088 >> I LIKE THAT IDEA. 169 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:42,288 YOU SHOULD HAVE THAT. 170 00:03:42,288 --> 00:03:43,588 >> SPEAKING OF BIRTHDAYS, I WANT 171 00:03:43,588 --> 00:03:44,854 TO THROW THE SURPRISE PARTY FOR 172 00:03:44,854 --> 00:03:45,521 JANINE. 173 00:03:45,521 --> 00:03:46,954 AFTER EVERYTHING SHE'S BEEN 174 00:03:46,954 --> 00:03:48,154 DOING FOR ME-- 175 00:03:48,154 --> 00:03:49,388 >> SHE DESERVES IT. 176 00:03:49,388 --> 00:03:51,088 >> JANINE'S BEEN SO SUPPORTIVE 177 00:03:51,088 --> 00:03:52,621 WITH THE A.J. SITUATION AND 178 00:03:52,621 --> 00:03:54,721 EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE. 179 00:03:54,721 --> 00:03:56,188 SHE'S ALWAYS THERE WHEN I NEED 180 00:03:56,188 --> 00:03:56,854 HER. 181 00:03:56,854 --> 00:03:58,088 >> WHERE ARE WE DOING IT, IN HER 182 00:03:58,088 --> 00:03:58,721 HOUSE? 183 00:03:58,721 --> 00:03:59,654 >> I THINK THAT'S THE PERFECT 184 00:03:59,654 --> 00:04:00,388 SPOT. 185 00:04:00,388 --> 00:04:01,088 >> MM-HMM, IT IS. 186 00:04:01,088 --> 00:04:01,721 >> IT IS. 187 00:04:01,721 --> 00:04:02,488 >> I REALLY DON'T WANT HER TO 188 00:04:02,488 --> 00:04:03,154 KNOW. 189 00:04:03,154 --> 00:04:04,654 >> SHE'S LIKE ROBOCOP, ANGELA. 190 00:04:04,654 --> 00:04:05,788 HOW YOU KEEPING ANYONE FROM 191 00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:06,788 THAT DETECTIVE? 192 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:07,454 >> I KNOW, YOU CA-- 193 00:04:07,454 --> 00:04:08,121 >> SHE ALWAYS BUSTS US AT 194 00:04:08,121 --> 00:04:08,788 EVERYTHING. 195 00:04:08,788 --> 00:04:09,454 SHE'S NOSY. 196 00:04:09,454 --> 00:04:10,821 SHE'S LIKE THE MOTHER SHIP. 197 00:04:10,821 --> 00:04:12,621 SHE'S ALWAYS HOVERING. 198 00:04:12,621 --> 00:04:14,088 >> I REALLY WANT THIS TO BE A 199 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:15,788 TOTAL SURPRISE FOR JANINE. 200 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:17,354 EVERYBODY BETTER KEEP THEIR 201 00:04:17,354 --> 00:04:18,688 MOUTHS SHUT. 202 00:04:18,688 --> 00:04:20,854 LIPPED AND ZIPPED. 203 00:04:25,821 --> 00:04:27,821 DOMINICK. 204 00:04:27,821 --> 00:04:28,654 >> HI, ANG. 205 00:04:28,654 --> 00:04:30,088 COME IN, I'M IN THE KITCHEN. 206 00:04:30,088 --> 00:04:31,521 >> OH, IT'S SO COOL IN THIS 207 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:32,954 HOUSE, THANK GOD. 208 00:04:32,954 --> 00:04:34,288 I CAN'T TAKE IT. 209 00:04:34,288 --> 00:04:35,488 I'M MEETING UP WITH JANINE'S 210 00:04:35,488 --> 00:04:37,121 HUSBAND, DOMINICK, TO GO OVER 211 00:04:37,121 --> 00:04:38,754 ALL THE PLANS FOR THE SURPRISE 212 00:04:38,754 --> 00:04:39,421 PARTY. 213 00:04:39,421 --> 00:04:41,121 WH--WHERE'S JANINE? 214 00:04:41,121 --> 00:04:41,821 >> SHE'S NOT HOME. 215 00:04:41,821 --> 00:04:42,688 SHE'S AT THE SHOP. 216 00:04:42,688 --> 00:04:44,354 >> YOU HAVE TO DO THIS PARTY SO 217 00:04:44,354 --> 00:04:45,088 PERFECTLY. 218 00:04:45,088 --> 00:04:46,454 SHE CAN'T FIND OUT ANYTHING. 219 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:47,288 >> YOU WANT TO GO OUTSIDE? 220 00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:48,288 I WANT TO SHOW YOU THE POOL AND 221 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,154 STUFF. 222 00:04:50,154 --> 00:04:51,288 >> DOM'S GREAT AT PLANNING 223 00:04:51,288 --> 00:04:51,888 PARTIES. 224 00:04:51,888 --> 00:04:53,288 HE KNOWS JUST WHAT WE LIKE-- 225 00:04:53,288 --> 00:04:55,821 LOUD MUSIC, GREAT FOOD, AND TONS 226 00:04:55,821 --> 00:04:56,754 OF LIQUOR. 227 00:04:56,754 --> 00:04:58,654 OH, THE YARD LOOKS SO NICE. 228 00:04:58,654 --> 00:05:00,421 >> WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH HER 229 00:05:00,421 --> 00:05:01,954 FOR THE ENTIRE DAY? 230 00:05:01,954 --> 00:05:03,688 >> I'M GONNA TAKE HER WITH ME TO 231 00:05:03,688 --> 00:05:05,188 SEE SEXY TINA. 232 00:05:05,188 --> 00:05:06,354 GONNA GET HER HAIR, HER FEET, 233 00:05:06,354 --> 00:05:07,088 HER MAKEUP-- 234 00:05:07,088 --> 00:05:08,654 >> SO I'LL TELL HER I'M TAKING 235 00:05:08,654 --> 00:05:09,988 HER TO THE CITY THAT NIGHT, AND 236 00:05:09,988 --> 00:05:11,354 THEN WE'LL GO FROM THERE. 237 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:12,088 WHAT IS NEIL PLANNING ON FOR 238 00:05:12,088 --> 00:05:12,688 YOUR BIRTHDAY? 239 00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:14,254 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 240 00:05:14,254 --> 00:05:16,488 >> I'M SURE NOTHING, AS USUAL. 241 00:05:16,488 --> 00:05:18,621 >> EH, YOU NEVER KNOW. 242 00:05:18,621 --> 00:05:20,154 >> NO, BUT I WANT A PRESENT. 243 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:20,854 >> OKAY. 244 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:21,988 >> DO YOU REALIZE I'M WITH HIM 245 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,254 FOUR YEARS, I NEVER GOT ONE 246 00:05:23,254 --> 00:05:23,921 GIFT? 247 00:05:23,921 --> 00:05:24,588 >> I KNOW I WOULD HAVE BEEN 248 00:05:24,588 --> 00:05:26,454 THROWN OUT FOUR YEARS AGO. 249 00:05:26,454 --> 00:05:27,521 >> THAT'S WHY HE GETS THROWN OUT 250 00:05:27,521 --> 00:05:28,354 RIGHT AFTER MY BIRTHDAY EVERY 251 00:05:28,354 --> 00:05:29,088 YEAR. 252 00:05:29,088 --> 00:05:29,754 IF YOU EVER NOTICED, HE GETS 253 00:05:29,754 --> 00:05:30,954 THROWN OUT EVERY JULY. 254 00:05:30,954 --> 00:05:32,521 [laughter] 255 00:05:32,521 --> 00:05:33,854 IF NEIL ACTUALLY GETS ME A 256 00:05:33,854 --> 00:05:35,754 PRESENT FOR MY BIRTHDAY, I WILL 257 00:05:35,754 --> 00:05:37,988 ROLL OVER AND DIE FROM THE 258 00:05:37,988 --> 00:05:39,188 SHOCK. 259 00:05:39,188 --> 00:05:40,554 WE BETTER GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE 260 00:05:40,554 --> 00:05:41,288 SHE COMES. 261 00:05:41,288 --> 00:05:45,854 >> YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 262 00:05:45,854 --> 00:05:47,721 YEAH, BOY. 263 00:05:47,721 --> 00:05:49,454 OH, IT'S TOO HOT. 264 00:05:49,454 --> 00:05:50,921 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 265 00:05:50,921 --> 00:05:51,588 >> I-- 266 00:05:51,588 --> 00:05:52,288 >> SHE CAME TO--I CAME DOWN-- 267 00:05:52,288 --> 00:05:55,521 >> I CAME HERE, HE LIVES HERE. 268 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:56,321 I JUST CAME BY. 269 00:05:56,321 --> 00:05:57,888 I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE BAR. 270 00:05:57,888 --> 00:05:58,554 >> WELL, I'M-- 271 00:05:58,554 --> 00:05:59,588 >> I WANTED TO SHOW--I WANTED TO 272 00:05:59,588 --> 00:06:00,821 SHOW HER THE CABANA. 273 00:06:00,821 --> 00:06:01,854 >> CABANA? 274 00:06:01,854 --> 00:06:02,821 YOU'VE SEEN THE CABANA. 275 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:03,488 >> NO, I DIDN'T. 276 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:04,154 >> NO, SHE DIDN'T SEE IT 277 00:06:04,154 --> 00:06:04,821 FINISHED. 278 00:06:04,821 --> 00:06:07,254 >> ONLY SEEN IT BEING BUILT. 279 00:06:07,254 --> 00:06:08,454 WE ARE TOTALLY BUSTED. 280 00:06:08,454 --> 00:06:09,588 SHE KNOWS SOMETHING'S UP. 281 00:06:09,588 --> 00:06:10,621 I GOTTA GET THE HELL OUT OF 282 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:12,354 HERE, RIGHT NOW. 283 00:06:12,354 --> 00:06:13,654 ALL RIGHT, LET ME GO. 284 00:06:13,654 --> 00:06:15,088 IT'S TIME TO GET TO THE BAR. 285 00:06:15,088 --> 00:06:16,121 >> I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 286 00:06:16,121 --> 00:06:17,254 >> BYE. 287 00:06:17,254 --> 00:06:18,154 >> THROW THIS OUT. 288 00:06:18,154 --> 00:06:19,221 MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL. 289 00:06:19,221 --> 00:06:20,221 >> THANK YOU. 290 00:06:20,221 --> 00:06:25,188 >> BYE. 291 00:06:25,188 --> 00:06:25,854 >> HOW YOU DOING? 292 00:06:25,854 --> 00:06:26,521 NICE TO MEET YOU. 293 00:06:26,521 --> 00:06:27,354 >> BUT ANGELA'S LOOKING TO 294 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:28,221 SERVICE THE POOL. 295 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:28,888 >> OKAY. 296 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:31,521 >> SERVICE THE POOL AND ME. 297 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:33,121 >> HERE WE GO, GIRLFRIEND. 298 00:06:33,121 --> 00:06:33,888 STOP! 299 00:06:33,888 --> 00:06:35,088 WHY ARE YOU GRABBING MY [bleep]? 300 00:06:35,088 --> 00:06:36,821 >> [laughs] 301 00:06:49,521 --> 00:06:50,654 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 302 00:06:50,654 --> 00:06:52,154 >> CUTTING MOZZARELLA. 303 00:06:52,154 --> 00:06:54,188 >> OOH, MOZZARELLA. 304 00:06:54,188 --> 00:06:56,188 AND SCAMORZA. 305 00:06:56,188 --> 00:06:57,088 >> AHH. 306 00:06:57,088 --> 00:06:57,821 >> NICE HARDENING OF THE 307 00:06:57,821 --> 00:06:58,654 ARTERIES. 308 00:06:58,654 --> 00:06:59,688 SO WHAT ARE WE DOING? 309 00:06:59,688 --> 00:07:01,421 >> I'M TRYING TO GET A POOL BOY. 310 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,721 I'VE CALLED THE POOL SERVICE. 311 00:07:02,721 --> 00:07:03,788 THEY'RE SENDING OVER A BUNCH OF 312 00:07:03,788 --> 00:07:04,654 GUYS. 313 00:07:04,654 --> 00:07:05,821 IT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE BEFORE 314 00:07:05,821 --> 00:07:07,288 WE'VE TALKED TO EVERYBODY. 315 00:07:07,288 --> 00:07:09,321 I THINK WE SHOULD GET STARTED. 316 00:07:09,321 --> 00:07:10,654 I'M HAVING JANINE HELP ME 317 00:07:10,654 --> 00:07:12,288 INTERVIEW THE POOL BOYS, SO 318 00:07:12,288 --> 00:07:13,888 DOMINICK CAN SNEAK ALL THE PARTY 319 00:07:13,888 --> 00:07:15,721 SUPPLIES INTO HER HOUSE WHILE 320 00:07:15,721 --> 00:07:16,788 WE'RE GONE. 321 00:07:16,788 --> 00:07:20,088 ALL RIGHT, COME ON IN. 322 00:07:20,088 --> 00:07:21,954 UH-OH. 323 00:07:21,954 --> 00:07:23,888 LOOK AT MY HANDSOME POOL GUY. 324 00:07:23,888 --> 00:07:24,554 >> HOW YOU DOING? 325 00:07:24,554 --> 00:07:25,321 NICE TO MEET YOU. 326 00:07:25,321 --> 00:07:26,088 >> NICE TO MEET YOU. 327 00:07:26,088 --> 00:07:26,754 >> PLEASURE. 328 00:07:26,754 --> 00:07:27,421 >> WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 329 00:07:27,421 --> 00:07:28,121 >> VINNIE. 330 00:07:28,121 --> 00:07:28,888 >> LOOKING GOOD. 331 00:07:28,888 --> 00:07:30,854 >> ANGELA'S LOOKING TO SERVICE 332 00:07:30,854 --> 00:07:31,654 THE POOL. 333 00:07:31,654 --> 00:07:32,288 >> OKAY. 334 00:07:32,288 --> 00:07:35,888 >> SERVICE THE POOL AND ME. 335 00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:36,721 >> WOW. 336 00:07:36,721 --> 00:07:38,921 >> OH, MAKE ME A DRINK... 337 00:07:38,921 --> 00:07:40,921 GET ME A TOWEL. 338 00:07:40,921 --> 00:07:42,654 >> THAT'S A CABANA BOY. 339 00:07:42,654 --> 00:07:43,721 >> OH, THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 340 00:07:43,721 --> 00:07:45,688 >> I THOUGHT YOU MEANT POOL BOY. 341 00:07:45,688 --> 00:07:46,721 >> YOU WANT A CABANA BOY? 342 00:07:46,721 --> 00:07:47,754 >> PUT OIL ON ME. 343 00:07:47,754 --> 00:07:48,654 >> OH, GOD. 344 00:07:48,654 --> 00:07:49,288 >> [laughs] 345 00:07:49,288 --> 00:07:50,288 >> AND COME IN THE HOT TUB WITH 346 00:07:50,288 --> 00:07:50,954 ME. 347 00:07:50,954 --> 00:07:52,221 >> OH, GOD. 348 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:52,888 DO YOU DO ANY OF THAT? 349 00:07:52,888 --> 00:07:53,854 >> [laughs] I'M--I'M A POOL GUY. 350 00:07:53,854 --> 00:07:56,721 I'M--I'M NOT A CABANA BOY. 351 00:07:56,721 --> 00:07:57,888 STRICTLY BUSINESS. 352 00:07:57,888 --> 00:07:58,554 >> STRICTLY BUSINESS. 353 00:07:58,554 --> 00:07:59,888 >> YES. 354 00:07:59,888 --> 00:08:01,321 >> STRICTLY BUSINESS? 355 00:08:01,321 --> 00:08:02,221 NO, NO, NO, NO. 356 00:08:02,221 --> 00:08:04,154 I WANT FRISKY BUSINESS. 357 00:08:04,154 --> 00:08:05,254 >> YOU WANT A SLAVE. 358 00:08:05,254 --> 00:08:05,921 >> EXACTLY. 359 00:08:05,921 --> 00:08:06,988 >> A GOOD-LOOKING SLAVE. 360 00:08:06,988 --> 00:08:08,654 >> RIGHT, RIGHT. 361 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:09,321 HI. 362 00:08:09,321 --> 00:08:10,288 >> CHRIS, VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. 363 00:08:10,288 --> 00:08:10,954 >> NICE TO MEET YOU, CHRIS. 364 00:08:10,954 --> 00:08:11,754 >> VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. 365 00:08:11,754 --> 00:08:12,654 >> WELL, ANGELA'S LOOKING FOR 366 00:08:12,654 --> 00:08:13,388 SOMEBODY TO-- 367 00:08:13,388 --> 00:08:15,854 >> I WANT A CABANA BOY! 368 00:08:15,854 --> 00:08:16,888 >> CABANA BOY? 369 00:08:16,888 --> 00:08:17,654 ABSOLUTELY. 370 00:08:17,654 --> 00:08:19,088 >> SEE, HE KNOWS. 371 00:08:19,088 --> 00:08:20,654 >> FAN YOU, GIVE LITTLE GRAPES? 372 00:08:20,654 --> 00:08:22,721 >> OH, YEAH--HE REALLY--I LIKE 373 00:08:22,721 --> 00:08:23,388 HIM. 374 00:08:23,388 --> 00:08:24,088 [laughter] 375 00:08:24,088 --> 00:08:24,921 >> SO, WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT 376 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:27,788 PER DAY? 377 00:08:27,788 --> 00:08:28,788 [shocking music] 378 00:08:28,788 --> 00:08:30,454 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 379 00:08:30,454 --> 00:08:31,821 >> HOW YOU DOING, SWEETHEART? 380 00:08:31,821 --> 00:08:32,788 >> HELLO, BABY. 381 00:08:32,788 --> 00:08:33,454 >> I CAME TO SEE YOU. 382 00:08:33,454 --> 00:08:34,121 >> HOW OLD ARE YOU, FRANK? 383 00:08:34,121 --> 00:08:35,154 >> I'M GONNA BE 20. 384 00:08:35,154 --> 00:08:36,821 >> LOOK AT HIS CUTE LITTLE FACE. 385 00:08:36,821 --> 00:08:37,821 >> THAT'S WHAT MY GRANDMA TELLS 386 00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:38,488 ME ALL THE TIME TOO. 387 00:08:38,488 --> 00:08:39,888 >> [laughs] 388 00:08:39,888 --> 00:08:41,688 NEXT. 389 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:42,654 >> HELLO, I'M DANE. 390 00:08:42,654 --> 00:08:43,688 >> HI--OH, HI. 391 00:08:43,688 --> 00:08:44,354 >> HI, DANE. 392 00:08:44,354 --> 00:08:45,088 >> NICE TO MEET YOU. 393 00:08:45,088 --> 00:08:45,688 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 394 00:08:45,688 --> 00:08:46,354 >> JANINE. 395 00:08:46,354 --> 00:08:47,088 >> NICE TO MEET YOU. 396 00:08:47,088 --> 00:08:47,688 >> WHAT A NICE, CUTE BLONDE. 397 00:08:47,688 --> 00:08:48,354 >> THANK YOU. 398 00:08:48,354 --> 00:08:49,088 >> BEAUTIFUL EYES. 399 00:08:49,088 --> 00:08:49,721 >> YOU'RE VERY HANDSOME. 400 00:08:49,721 --> 00:08:50,554 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. 401 00:08:50,554 --> 00:08:51,654 >> ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT DO YOU DO? 402 00:08:51,654 --> 00:08:52,521 I WANT A CABANA BOY. 403 00:08:52,521 --> 00:08:53,688 YOU MIGHT BE THE ONE. 404 00:08:53,688 --> 00:08:54,688 >> CABANA BOYS USUALLY, WHAT, 405 00:08:54,688 --> 00:08:56,321 BRING OUT FRESH TOWELS... 406 00:08:56,321 --> 00:08:56,988 >> YEP. 407 00:08:56,988 --> 00:08:58,088 >> SOME CHAMPAGNE GRAPES? 408 00:08:58,088 --> 00:08:58,988 I ACTUALLY WAS A SWIMMING 409 00:08:58,988 --> 00:09:00,154 INSTRUCTOR FOR TWO YEARS. 410 00:09:00,154 --> 00:09:02,388 >> I CAN'T SWIM, I NEED YOU. 411 00:09:02,388 --> 00:09:03,721 >> WHAT IS YOUR GOING RATE? 412 00:09:03,721 --> 00:09:05,154 >> I CHARGE 7 BUCKS AN HOUR, 413 00:09:05,154 --> 00:09:06,454 AND, UM, I MAKE A MEAN SANGRIA 414 00:09:06,454 --> 00:09:08,154 AS WELL. 415 00:09:08,154 --> 00:09:08,988 >> OKAY. 416 00:09:08,988 --> 00:09:09,888 >> YOU'VE BEEN--IT WAS REALLY 417 00:09:09,888 --> 00:09:10,788 NICE MEETING YOU, THANKS. 418 00:09:10,788 --> 00:09:11,588 >> SO NICE MEETING YOU TOO. 419 00:09:11,588 --> 00:09:12,521 >> AND SUCH A GREAT NAME, DANE. 420 00:09:12,521 --> 00:09:13,421 >> TAKE CARE. 421 00:09:13,421 --> 00:09:14,521 >> THIS WORKED GREAT. 422 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:16,454 JANINE WAS TOTALLY DISTRACTED. 423 00:09:16,454 --> 00:09:17,821 NOW I JUST GOTTA PICK WHICH ONE 424 00:09:17,821 --> 00:09:18,588 I WANT. 425 00:09:18,588 --> 00:09:19,688 >> WORSE COMES TO WORST, YOU 426 00:09:19,688 --> 00:09:23,121 COULD HAVE MY POOL BOY. 427 00:09:23,121 --> 00:09:24,321 >> I REALLY DON'T WANT HIM. 428 00:09:24,321 --> 00:09:25,088 THANK YOU. 429 00:09:25,088 --> 00:09:26,388 >> [laughs] 430 00:09:29,754 --> 00:09:31,354 >> LINDA, THIS IS YOUR DREAM, 431 00:09:31,354 --> 00:09:32,088 NOT MINE. 432 00:09:32,088 --> 00:09:33,121 >> MY DREAM? 433 00:09:33,121 --> 00:09:34,088 OH, YOU'RE DOING IT WITH ME... 434 00:09:34,088 --> 00:09:34,688 >> NO, I'M NOT. 435 00:09:34,688 --> 00:09:35,488 >> 'CAUSE I AIN'T DOING THIS 436 00:09:35,488 --> 00:09:36,154 [bleep] ALONE. 437 00:09:36,154 --> 00:09:36,854 >> I DON'T WANT TO DO IT. 438 00:09:36,854 --> 00:09:37,954 LINDA WANTS US TO DO SOMETHING 439 00:09:37,954 --> 00:09:39,354 FOR OUR BIRTHDAYS THAT MAKE US 440 00:09:39,354 --> 00:09:41,321 FEEL YOUNG AGAIN, SO WE'RE GOING 441 00:09:41,321 --> 00:09:42,754 TO A MOTORCYCLE CLASS. 442 00:09:42,754 --> 00:09:45,221 WHAT THE-- 443 00:09:45,221 --> 00:09:45,888 >> HI. 444 00:09:45,888 --> 00:09:46,554 >> HELLO THERE. 445 00:09:46,554 --> 00:09:47,721 >> THIS IS THE MOTORCYCLE? 446 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:48,821 >> THIS IS THE MOTORCYCLE. 447 00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:49,821 [hard rock music] 448 00:09:49,821 --> 00:09:52,521 * 449 00:09:52,521 --> 00:09:53,654 >> GIVE US SOME LESSONS HERE. 450 00:09:53,654 --> 00:09:54,454 >> ALL RIGHT. 451 00:09:54,454 --> 00:09:55,821 >> STOP BEING A CHICKEN. 452 00:09:55,821 --> 00:09:56,788 >> I AM SCARED OF THE 453 00:09:56,788 --> 00:09:57,488 MOTORCYCLE. 454 00:09:57,488 --> 00:09:59,554 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL HER. 455 00:09:59,554 --> 00:10:00,221 OOH, I DON'T LIKE THIS. 456 00:10:00,221 --> 00:10:00,988 >> OH, HOW DOES THAT FEEL? 457 00:10:00,988 --> 00:10:01,688 >> I FEEL LIKE I'M ON AN 458 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:02,354 AIRPLANE. 459 00:10:02,354 --> 00:10:03,354 ALL RIGHT, GET ON? 460 00:10:03,354 --> 00:10:04,554 >> YES. 461 00:10:04,554 --> 00:10:05,721 >> OH, MY GOD. 462 00:10:05,721 --> 00:10:07,654 AH, THIS THING IS HEAVY! 463 00:10:07,654 --> 00:10:09,421 >> IT'S--THEY'RE NOT THAT HEAVY. 464 00:10:09,421 --> 00:10:11,054 >> OKAY, I'M JUST GONNA TAKE YOU 465 00:10:11,054 --> 00:10:12,088 THROUGH THE CONTROLS. 466 00:10:12,088 --> 00:10:13,088 HERE'S THE THROTTLE ON THIS. 467 00:10:13,088 --> 00:10:14,188 RIGHT, YOU TURN IT TOWARDS YOU 468 00:10:14,188 --> 00:10:14,988 TO INCREASE YOUR SPEED. 469 00:10:14,988 --> 00:10:15,654 >> RIGHT. 470 00:10:15,654 --> 00:10:17,321 >> ALREADY I FORGOT EVERYTHING. 471 00:10:17,321 --> 00:10:18,721 I'M [bleep]. 472 00:10:18,721 --> 00:10:19,654 >> PLACE YOUR FOOT ON THE REAR 473 00:10:19,654 --> 00:10:20,688 BRAKE THERE. 474 00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:21,788 LET'S GO OVER TO THE CLUTCH 475 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,654 LEVER, AND DOWN BELOW, YOUR GEAR 476 00:10:23,654 --> 00:10:24,354 SHIFTER. 477 00:10:24,354 --> 00:10:25,421 THIS BUTTON HERE IS YOUR ENGINE 478 00:10:25,421 --> 00:10:26,088 CUT-OFF SWITCH. 479 00:10:26,088 --> 00:10:27,354 THIS BUTTON HERE IS THE STARTER. 480 00:10:27,354 --> 00:10:28,521 SQUEEZE THE CLUTCH IN. 481 00:10:28,521 --> 00:10:29,654 YES. 482 00:10:29,654 --> 00:10:30,721 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU REV IT UP? 483 00:10:30,721 --> 00:10:32,088 [engine revs] 484 00:10:32,088 --> 00:10:32,988 >> AH! 485 00:10:32,988 --> 00:10:33,654 >> WATCH OUT. 486 00:10:33,654 --> 00:10:35,354 [engine revs] 487 00:10:35,354 --> 00:10:36,921 >> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 488 00:10:36,921 --> 00:10:38,788 THERE'S TOO MUCH [bleep] FOR ME. 489 00:10:38,788 --> 00:10:39,888 I DON'T WANT GEARS, AND 490 00:10:39,888 --> 00:10:42,021 CLUTCHES, AND NONE OF THAT. 491 00:10:42,021 --> 00:10:43,121 THANKS FOR THE LESSON. 492 00:10:43,121 --> 00:10:44,054 >> WE HAVEN'T STARTED MOVING 493 00:10:44,054 --> 00:10:44,721 YET. 494 00:10:44,721 --> 00:10:45,854 >> I DON'T WANT TO MOVE. 495 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:46,521 >> ALL RIGHT. 496 00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:47,554 BITCH AIN'T DOING IT. 497 00:10:47,554 --> 00:10:49,488 LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE. 498 00:10:49,488 --> 00:10:51,688 [engine starts, idles] 499 00:10:51,688 --> 00:10:54,321 >> GO, LINDA! 500 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:54,988 AH! LINDA! 501 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:55,688 >> HOLD THE CLUTCH, THE WAY WE 502 00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:56,354 DISCUSSED. 503 00:10:56,354 --> 00:10:57,554 NO GAS, NO THROTTLE. 504 00:10:57,554 --> 00:10:58,488 >> NO THROTTLE, NO THROTTLE. 505 00:10:58,488 --> 00:10:59,254 >> AH! 506 00:10:59,254 --> 00:11:00,588 >> BRING IT THIS WAY. 507 00:11:00,588 --> 00:11:02,921 >> YEAH! WHO'S YOUR MAMA? 508 00:11:02,921 --> 00:11:03,854 >> DON'T DO THAT. 509 00:11:03,854 --> 00:11:05,254 >> "DON'T DO THAT." 510 00:11:05,254 --> 00:11:06,721 >> I'M PROUD OF YOU. 511 00:11:06,721 --> 00:11:08,088 I SEE LINDA, SHE'S RIDING IT, 512 00:11:08,088 --> 00:11:09,488 SHE'S DOING REALLY GOOD. 513 00:11:09,488 --> 00:11:11,954 NOW I WANT TO TRY IT TOO. 514 00:11:11,954 --> 00:11:12,688 >> COME ON, GIRL. 515 00:11:12,688 --> 00:11:13,421 >> YOU WANT TO TAKE ME FOR A 516 00:11:13,421 --> 00:11:14,088 RIDE? 517 00:11:14,088 --> 00:11:15,221 >> GET YOUR ASS ON THIS BIKE. 518 00:11:15,221 --> 00:11:16,754 HERE WE GO, GIRLFRIEND! 519 00:11:16,754 --> 00:11:18,554 >> OH, GOD, WE'RE SORRY. 520 00:11:18,554 --> 00:11:19,988 WHOA! 521 00:11:19,988 --> 00:11:21,254 NOW DON'T GO FAST. 522 00:11:21,254 --> 00:11:22,354 >> AH! 523 00:11:22,354 --> 00:11:24,088 STOP! 524 00:11:24,088 --> 00:11:25,088 HOLD ON. 525 00:11:25,088 --> 00:11:26,121 OH, MY GOD. 526 00:11:26,121 --> 00:11:27,688 WHY ARE YOU GRABBING MY [bleep], 527 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,388 YOU PSYCHOTIC BITCH? 528 00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:31,088 [laughter] 529 00:11:31,088 --> 00:11:33,354 >> YEAH, I DID IT. 530 00:11:33,354 --> 00:11:35,221 >> WHO'S YOUR BEST BUDDY RIDER? 531 00:11:35,221 --> 00:11:36,454 >> YOU. 532 00:11:36,454 --> 00:11:38,388 THAT WAS PRETTY FUN, ACTUALLY. 533 00:11:38,388 --> 00:11:39,854 >> WHOA, I LOVE IT, WE 534 00:11:39,854 --> 00:11:40,521 [bleep] HAD SO MUCH FUN. 535 00:11:40,521 --> 00:11:42,154 >> YOU'RE A BIKER CHICK NOW. 536 00:11:42,154 --> 00:11:43,288 >> THAT THING VIBRATES. 537 00:11:43,288 --> 00:11:44,088 I WAS LOVING IT. 538 00:11:44,088 --> 00:11:44,854 >> YOU'RE AN ANIMAL. 539 00:11:44,854 --> 00:11:48,621 >> I AM AN ANIMAL. 540 00:11:51,254 --> 00:11:52,654 >> TONIGHT IS JANINE'S SURPRISE 541 00:11:52,654 --> 00:11:55,088 PARTY, AND SHE HAS NO IDEA 542 00:11:55,088 --> 00:11:56,221 WHAT'S EVEN GOING ON IN HER 543 00:11:56,221 --> 00:11:57,354 HOUSE RIGHT NOW. 544 00:11:57,354 --> 00:11:59,388 OH, THERE'S MY SEXY CHINESE 545 00:11:59,388 --> 00:12:00,121 TINA. 546 00:12:00,121 --> 00:12:00,788 >> YEAH! 547 00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:01,454 >> HEY. 548 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,121 >> MY "BABAY." 549 00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:03,421 >> BABY, MM. 550 00:12:03,421 --> 00:12:04,154 >> HI, GIRL. 551 00:12:04,154 --> 00:12:04,821 >> HI, HI. 552 00:12:04,821 --> 00:12:06,321 >> I'M TAKING HER TO THE SALON 553 00:12:06,321 --> 00:12:07,654 TO GET EVERYTHING DONE-- 554 00:12:07,654 --> 00:12:08,921 HER HAIR DONE, HER FEET DONE, 555 00:12:08,921 --> 00:12:10,921 HER MAKEUP DONE, HER NAILS DONE, 556 00:12:10,921 --> 00:12:13,254 AND THAT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE. 557 00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:14,388 OH, I NEED THIS. 558 00:12:14,388 --> 00:12:15,688 FEELS GOOD ALREADY. 559 00:12:15,688 --> 00:12:16,654 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? 560 00:12:16,654 --> 00:12:17,521 >> I'M GOING TO THE BAR. 561 00:12:17,521 --> 00:12:18,554 WHAT ELSE AM I DOING? 562 00:12:18,554 --> 00:12:20,321 I GO TO THE BAR EVERY FRIDAY. 563 00:12:20,321 --> 00:12:22,888 >> I'M GOING OUT WITH DOM. 564 00:12:22,888 --> 00:12:24,121 HE SAID IT WAS A SURPRISE. 565 00:12:24,121 --> 00:12:25,454 I GOT MY OUTFIT WITH ME, AND 566 00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:27,821 DOM'S PICKING ME UP HERE. 567 00:12:27,821 --> 00:12:28,654 >> SO WHERE YOU THINK HE'S 568 00:12:28,654 --> 00:12:29,954 TAKING YOU? 569 00:12:29,954 --> 00:12:30,654 >> I DON'T KNOW. I HAVE-- 570 00:12:30,654 --> 00:12:31,454 >> MAYBE THE CITY. 571 00:12:31,454 --> 00:12:32,754 >> EVERY TIME I GO TO THE CITY, 572 00:12:32,754 --> 00:12:34,988 I COME HOME, I'M PREGNANT AGAIN. 573 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,354 >> DON'T GO TO THE CITY. 574 00:12:36,354 --> 00:12:37,554 SHE'S CLUELESS. 575 00:12:37,554 --> 00:12:39,088 SHE DOESN'T EXPECT A THING. 576 00:12:39,088 --> 00:12:39,754 YOU KNOW WHAT? 577 00:12:39,754 --> 00:12:40,754 I LOVE TO COME AND GET 578 00:12:40,754 --> 00:12:41,988 PEDICURES, BUT I CAN'T WAIT TO 579 00:12:41,988 --> 00:12:43,088 GET OFF THE CHAIR. 580 00:12:43,088 --> 00:12:44,221 I WANT TO BE OVER IT. 581 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:45,854 I WANT TO GET UP. 582 00:12:45,854 --> 00:12:46,854 OH, YEAH. 583 00:12:46,854 --> 00:12:48,654 >> SHE'S SUCH A [bleep] BABY. 584 00:12:48,654 --> 00:12:50,454 ANGELA, HELLO? 585 00:12:50,454 --> 00:12:51,354 >> YOU KNOW, I CAN'T SIT AROUND 586 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,254 AND GET PAMPERED ALL DAY. 587 00:12:52,254 --> 00:12:53,454 I GOTTA GET OVER TO THE HOUSE 588 00:12:53,454 --> 00:12:54,654 AND MAKE SURE EVERYTHING'S GOING 589 00:12:54,654 --> 00:12:55,988 RIGHT GETTING SET UP FOR THIS 590 00:12:55,988 --> 00:12:57,854 PARTY. 591 00:12:57,854 --> 00:12:58,654 >> HEY. 592 00:12:58,654 --> 00:12:59,454 >> LISTEN TO ME. 593 00:12:59,454 --> 00:13:01,721 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO, HOW 594 00:13:01,721 --> 00:13:03,854 YOU DO IT, YOU HAVE TO KEEP 595 00:13:03,854 --> 00:13:06,954 JANINE HERE TILL 7:30. 596 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:07,954 >> HOW ABOUT ALCOHOL? 597 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:08,654 GET DRUNK. 598 00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:09,421 >> GIVE HER ALCOHOL. 599 00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:10,254 >> GET DRUNK. 600 00:13:10,254 --> 00:13:11,554 >> EITHER I'M GONNA COME BACK 601 00:13:11,554 --> 00:13:13,854 AND GET HER OR HER HUSBAND. 602 00:13:13,854 --> 00:13:16,488 >> OKAY. FINE. 603 00:13:16,488 --> 00:13:17,954 >> SHH. 604 00:13:17,954 --> 00:13:19,254 HUSH, HUSH. 605 00:13:19,254 --> 00:13:21,188 JANINE HAS NO IDEA, AND I CAN'T 606 00:13:21,188 --> 00:13:22,654 WAIT TO SURPRISE HER. 607 00:13:22,654 --> 00:13:24,521 ALL MY PLANS ARE ON TRACK RIGHT 608 00:13:24,521 --> 00:13:27,254 NOW. 609 00:13:27,254 --> 00:13:28,254 [ominous music] 610 00:13:28,254 --> 00:13:30,454 * 611 00:13:30,454 --> 00:13:35,154 [thunder booms] 612 00:13:35,154 --> 00:13:36,521 OH, GOD. 613 00:13:36,521 --> 00:13:37,888 JUST THE WORST. 614 00:13:37,888 --> 00:13:39,254 [thunder booms] 615 00:13:39,254 --> 00:13:40,654 [glasses clink] 616 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:41,821 >> I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK ALL 617 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:42,521 DAY. 618 00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:43,188 >> WHERE THE [bleep] IS 619 00:13:43,188 --> 00:13:44,154 EVERYBODY? 620 00:13:44,154 --> 00:13:45,088 >> 'CAUSE OF THE WEATHER. 621 00:13:45,088 --> 00:13:46,421 PEOPLE KEPT TEXTING ME--"IS IT 622 00:13:46,421 --> 00:13:47,154 STILL ON?" 623 00:13:47,154 --> 00:13:48,188 >> WHERE ARE THESE MOTHER-- 624 00:13:48,188 --> 00:13:51,388 [thunder booms] 625 00:14:00,888 --> 00:14:02,654 >> I JUST LEFT JANINE AT THE SPA 626 00:14:02,654 --> 00:14:03,521 AND HAD TO DRIVE THROUGH A 627 00:14:03,521 --> 00:14:07,188 [bleep] MONSOON. 628 00:14:07,188 --> 00:14:08,621 THIS RAIN IS THROWING EVERYTHING 629 00:14:08,621 --> 00:14:09,788 OFF RIGHT NOW. 630 00:14:09,788 --> 00:14:11,688 WHERE THE [bleep] IS EVERYBODY? 631 00:14:11,688 --> 00:14:12,588 >> 'CAUSE OF THE WEATHER. 632 00:14:12,588 --> 00:14:14,088 PEOPLE KEPT TEXTING ME--"IS IT 633 00:14:14,088 --> 00:14:14,688 STILL ON?" 634 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:15,421 >> DID YOU HEAR THAT THUNDER? 635 00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:16,788 [thunder booms] 636 00:14:16,788 --> 00:14:18,988 WHERE ARE THESE MOTHER[bleep]? 637 00:14:22,888 --> 00:14:24,221 >> I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK 638 00:14:24,221 --> 00:14:25,088 ALL DAY. 639 00:14:25,088 --> 00:14:25,788 >> FREAKING OUT. 640 00:14:25,788 --> 00:14:27,521 WE ONLY HAVE 20 MINUTES LEFT 641 00:14:27,521 --> 00:14:32,388 BEFORE I GOTTA PICK UP JANINE. 642 00:14:32,388 --> 00:14:33,788 >> THANK GOD THE RAIN STOPPED, 643 00:14:33,788 --> 00:14:38,354 DOM. 644 00:14:38,354 --> 00:14:40,354 >> LINDA! 645 00:14:40,354 --> 00:14:41,421 >> YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 646 00:14:41,421 --> 00:14:42,221 >> THANK YOU. 647 00:14:42,221 --> 00:14:43,121 WHERE'S YOUR CLOTHES? 648 00:14:43,121 --> 00:14:44,321 >> I COULDN'T EVEN GET HOME TO 649 00:14:44,321 --> 00:14:44,988 CHANGE. 650 00:14:44,988 --> 00:14:46,188 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE JANINE 651 00:14:46,188 --> 00:14:46,854 DO THINGS ALL DAY. 652 00:14:46,854 --> 00:14:51,088 [cell phone ringing] 653 00:14:51,088 --> 00:14:53,921 >> HELLO, "J." 654 00:14:53,921 --> 00:14:56,921 WHAT'S DOING? 655 00:14:56,921 --> 00:14:58,154 NO, THAT'S NOT THE--I'M AT 656 00:14:58,154 --> 00:14:59,088 ANGELA'S HOUSE. 657 00:14:59,088 --> 00:14:59,821 I'LL PICK YOU UP IN A LITTLE 658 00:14:59,821 --> 00:15:00,554 BIT. 659 00:15:00,554 --> 00:15:02,421 >> OH, YEAH, DOM IS AT MY HOUSE. 660 00:15:02,421 --> 00:15:04,521 HE'S GONNA COME AND GET YOU. 661 00:15:04,521 --> 00:15:05,254 >> YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU IN A 662 00:15:05,254 --> 00:15:06,821 LITTLE BIT. 663 00:15:06,821 --> 00:15:08,088 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA PICK JANINE 664 00:15:08,088 --> 00:15:08,788 UP. 665 00:15:08,788 --> 00:15:09,788 SHE'S GONNA YELL AT ME BECAUSE 666 00:15:09,788 --> 00:15:10,888 I'M WEARING SNEAKERS AND SHORTS. 667 00:15:10,888 --> 00:15:11,554 >> ALL RIGHT. 668 00:15:11,554 --> 00:15:12,388 >> SO I'M GONNA SAY, "NO, I HAD 669 00:15:12,388 --> 00:15:13,421 TO GO MEET SOMEBODY." 670 00:15:13,421 --> 00:15:14,188 'CAUSE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO 671 00:15:14,188 --> 00:15:14,854 OUT TO DINNER. 672 00:15:14,854 --> 00:15:15,521 >> OKAY. 673 00:15:15,521 --> 00:15:16,221 >> ALL RIGHT, SO THAT'S MY 674 00:15:16,221 --> 00:15:17,621 EXCUSE TO COME BACK HOME. 675 00:15:17,621 --> 00:15:19,588 >> THIS IS IT--SHOWTIME! 676 00:15:19,588 --> 00:15:20,588 [upbeat dance music] 677 00:15:20,588 --> 00:15:23,088 * 678 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,088 [crowd chattering] 679 00:15:25,088 --> 00:15:27,288 OH, THAT'S MINE! 680 00:15:27,288 --> 00:15:28,621 GOOD BOY, ANTHONY. 681 00:15:28,621 --> 00:15:30,088 GOOD BOY. 682 00:15:30,088 --> 00:15:31,454 >> UM, HELLO! 683 00:15:31,454 --> 00:15:32,788 JANINE IS GETTING READY TO PULL 684 00:15:32,788 --> 00:15:33,454 IN. 685 00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:34,454 >> OH, WAIT. 686 00:15:34,454 --> 00:15:35,788 >> SO EVERYBODY GET READY. 687 00:15:35,788 --> 00:15:37,088 >> WHERE'S THE BANNERS? 688 00:15:37,088 --> 00:15:38,588 >> ALL RIGHT. 689 00:15:38,588 --> 00:15:40,354 >> NOT BAD, BABY. 690 00:15:40,354 --> 00:15:41,421 GO, GO, GO, GO. 691 00:15:41,421 --> 00:15:45,488 ALL RIGHT, THEN. 692 00:15:45,488 --> 00:15:46,721 >> SHH. 693 00:15:46,721 --> 00:15:48,088 >> I WANT TO CHANGE RIGHT AWAY. 694 00:15:48,088 --> 00:15:48,954 I WANT TO EAT DINNER. 695 00:15:48,954 --> 00:15:50,121 >> WHY ARE ALL THE LIGHTS ON? 696 00:15:50,121 --> 00:15:50,788 YOU BETTER BE QUICK. 697 00:15:50,788 --> 00:15:51,721 EVERY [bleep] LIGHT IN THE 698 00:15:51,721 --> 00:15:52,321 HOUSE-- 699 00:15:52,321 --> 00:15:53,088 >> HURRY UP, COME ON, I GOTTA 700 00:15:53,088 --> 00:15:53,821 SHOW YOU SOMETHING IN THE YARD. 701 00:15:53,821 --> 00:15:55,721 >> EVERYTHING IN THE LIGHT-- 702 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:57,088 >> ALL RIGHT, STOP ALREADY. 703 00:15:57,088 --> 00:15:58,721 >> WHY IS THERE A TOWEL HERE? 704 00:15:58,721 --> 00:15:59,721 >> OH, YOU GOTTA BREAK MY CHOPS 705 00:15:59,721 --> 00:16:01,188 ABOUT A TOWEL? IT'S CAUSE-- 706 00:16:01,188 --> 00:16:02,588 >> all: SURPRISE! 707 00:16:02,588 --> 00:16:04,954 >> OH, MY GOD! 708 00:16:04,954 --> 00:16:06,321 OH, MY GOD! 709 00:16:06,321 --> 00:16:08,354 YOU LITTLE BRAT. 710 00:16:08,354 --> 00:16:09,488 >> I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 711 00:16:09,488 --> 00:16:10,688 JANINE LOOKED SHOCKED. 712 00:16:10,688 --> 00:16:12,088 SHE WAS LIKE... 713 00:16:12,088 --> 00:16:12,988 >> WHOO-HOO! 714 00:16:12,988 --> 00:16:17,088 >> WE GOT HER GOOD. 715 00:16:17,088 --> 00:16:18,088 I NEED AIR. 716 00:16:18,088 --> 00:16:19,088 I'M SITTING HERE BY MYSELF. 717 00:16:19,088 --> 00:16:19,921 I'M STRESSED OUT. 718 00:16:19,921 --> 00:16:20,954 >> HOW DID YOU PULL THIS OFF 719 00:16:20,954 --> 00:16:22,088 WITHOUT ME KNOWING? 720 00:16:22,088 --> 00:16:23,621 >> ME AND DOM PLANNED IT EVERY 721 00:16:23,621 --> 00:16:24,421 DAY. 722 00:16:24,421 --> 00:16:26,088 YOUR KIDS DIDN'T EVEN RAT. 723 00:16:26,088 --> 00:16:26,954 >> I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK 724 00:16:26,954 --> 00:16:27,654 YOU. 725 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,888 YOU'RE THE BEST SISTER THAT 726 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:29,788 THAT ANYBODY CAN HAVE. 727 00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:32,354 >> AW, YOU'RE SO GOOD. 728 00:16:32,354 --> 00:16:34,521 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 729 00:16:34,521 --> 00:16:35,954 >> LET'S PARTY. 730 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,354 >> I'M READY. 731 00:16:37,354 --> 00:16:38,554 >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 732 00:16:38,554 --> 00:16:40,321 >> all: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 733 00:16:40,321 --> 00:16:43,454 [cheering] 734 00:16:43,454 --> 00:16:45,388 >> WHOO! 735 00:16:45,388 --> 00:16:46,621 [thunder booms] 736 00:16:46,621 --> 00:16:47,854 >> WE'RE NOT GONNA LET NO RAIN 737 00:16:47,854 --> 00:16:49,288 STEAL US AWAY FROM THIS BIRTHDAY 738 00:16:49,288 --> 00:16:49,954 PARTY. 739 00:16:49,954 --> 00:16:51,254 LISTEN, WITH THIS GROUP, IT 740 00:16:51,254 --> 00:16:53,154 DOESN'T MATTER--RAIN, THUNDER, 741 00:16:53,154 --> 00:16:55,354 SNOW, WE'RE GONNA PARTY. 742 00:16:55,354 --> 00:16:56,921 >> PATRON AND A CORONA, POR 743 00:16:56,921 --> 00:17:01,288 FAVOR. 744 00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:05,088 [thunder booms] 745 00:17:05,088 --> 00:17:07,088 >> [shouting indistinctly] 746 00:17:07,088 --> 00:17:08,788 [all cheering] 747 00:17:08,788 --> 00:17:09,788 [upbeat dance music] 748 00:17:09,788 --> 00:17:15,921 ** 749 00:17:15,921 --> 00:17:16,921 >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 750 00:17:16,921 --> 00:17:20,188 [crowd roars, cheers] 751 00:17:20,188 --> 00:17:20,854 [glasses clink] 752 00:17:20,854 --> 00:17:21,821 >> YEAH, HE'S GOTTA FEED YOU A 753 00:17:21,821 --> 00:17:22,488 GRAPE. 754 00:17:22,488 --> 00:17:23,788 I LOVE MY NEW POOL BOY. 755 00:17:23,788 --> 00:17:24,454 >> OH, YEAH. 756 00:17:24,454 --> 00:17:25,554 >> OH, LOOK HOW NICE. 757 00:17:25,554 --> 00:17:26,321 >> WHAT DO YOUSE NEED A POOL BOY 758 00:17:26,321 --> 00:17:27,088 FOR? 759 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,554 >> THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT 760 00:17:28,554 --> 00:17:30,088 FROM ME, 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T 761 00:17:30,088 --> 00:17:47,354 [bleep] BUY ME ONE. 762 00:17:47,354 --> 00:17:49,321 >> YOU LOOK LIKE BARBARELLA. 763 00:17:49,321 --> 00:17:50,988 JANE FONDA HAD NOTHING ON YOU, 764 00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:51,588 BABE. 765 00:17:51,588 --> 00:17:52,888 >> WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT I GOT 766 00:17:52,888 --> 00:17:53,821 COMING TODAY. 767 00:17:53,821 --> 00:17:55,421 >> WHAT DO YOU GOT COMING TODAY? 768 00:17:55,421 --> 00:17:58,288 >> THE YOUNG, HOT, GORGEOUS POOL 769 00:17:58,288 --> 00:17:59,088 BOY. 770 00:17:59,088 --> 00:17:59,721 >> OH, WOW. 771 00:17:59,721 --> 00:18:02,088 >> HE'S COMING TO FAN US ALL AND 772 00:18:02,088 --> 00:18:03,088 SERVE US ALL... 773 00:18:03,088 --> 00:18:05,688 >> DOES HE HAVE A VIBRATOR? 774 00:18:05,688 --> 00:18:07,088 >> GOD KNOWS, WHEN LINDA GETS 775 00:18:07,088 --> 00:18:08,588 HER HANDS ON MY LITTLE POOL BOY, 776 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,088 SHE'LL BE ATTACKING HIM. 777 00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:11,154 NOW, LOOK AT THIS--HURRY UP. 778 00:18:11,154 --> 00:18:12,588 >> HELLO! IS THIS OUR POOL BOY? 779 00:18:12,588 --> 00:18:13,321 >> HURRY UP. 780 00:18:13,321 --> 00:18:14,554 >> HE'S ADORABLE. 781 00:18:14,554 --> 00:18:16,188 >> SHE SEES YOUNG, SHE GOES 782 00:18:16,188 --> 00:18:18,588 CRAZY--NUTS. 783 00:18:18,588 --> 00:18:19,688 >> SOMETHING TO DRINK? 784 00:18:19,688 --> 00:18:21,188 >> SOMETHING LIKE THREE SHOTS OF 785 00:18:21,188 --> 00:18:22,621 PATRON? 786 00:18:22,621 --> 00:18:23,721 EXCUSE ME, HONEY, COULD YOU 787 00:18:23,721 --> 00:18:25,354 BRING OUT A LITTLE NAPKIN TOO? 788 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:26,321 YOU NEED TO RUB ME DOWN. 789 00:18:26,321 --> 00:18:27,521 I'M PERSPIRING. 790 00:18:27,521 --> 00:18:29,088 >> NICE. 791 00:18:29,088 --> 00:18:30,854 >> SO HANDSOME. 792 00:18:30,854 --> 00:18:31,988 >> OH, OH, GET ME, GET ME. 793 00:18:31,988 --> 00:18:33,788 I'M SWEATING. 794 00:18:33,788 --> 00:18:34,454 >> COME OVER HERE. 795 00:18:34,454 --> 00:18:35,588 I WANT TO SWAT YOU. 796 00:18:35,588 --> 00:18:36,254 [whip cracking] 797 00:18:36,254 --> 00:18:37,388 >> JENNIFER WANTS ICE FOR THE 798 00:18:37,388 --> 00:18:38,088 GLASS. 799 00:18:38,088 --> 00:18:39,354 I LOVE MY NEW POOL BOY. 800 00:18:39,354 --> 00:18:41,088 HE'S SO HANDSOME. 801 00:18:41,088 --> 00:18:41,954 >> A PRETTY LADY NEVER LIGHTS 802 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:42,654 HER OWN CIGARETTE. 803 00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:43,588 >> THANK YOU, MY LOVE. 804 00:18:43,588 --> 00:18:44,654 THAT'S WHAT I LIKE--SOMEBODY 805 00:18:44,654 --> 00:18:46,188 THAT ALWAYS DOES WHAT I WANT, 806 00:18:46,188 --> 00:18:47,454 NEVER SAYS NO. 807 00:18:47,454 --> 00:18:48,321 >> all: OH! 808 00:18:48,321 --> 00:18:49,288 >> OH, I LIKE THAT. 809 00:18:49,288 --> 00:18:50,288 >> LOOK AT MY BABY. 810 00:18:50,288 --> 00:18:51,488 >> THAT'S RIGHT--HE'S GOTTA FEED 811 00:18:51,488 --> 00:18:52,154 YOU A GRAPE. 812 00:18:52,154 --> 00:18:53,288 THAT'S THE TEST. 813 00:18:53,288 --> 00:18:54,454 >> KIM BASINGER AND 814 00:18:54,454 --> 00:18:55,954 MICKEY ROURKE, WHEN HE LOOKED 815 00:18:55,954 --> 00:18:57,121 LIKE A PERSON. 816 00:18:57,121 --> 00:18:57,788 >> [laughs] 817 00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,121 >> NICE. 818 00:18:59,121 --> 00:19:01,454 THIS IS A POOL BOY. 819 00:19:01,454 --> 00:19:03,088 >> OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE, BABY! 820 00:19:03,088 --> 00:19:04,588 >> HI, NEIL! 821 00:19:04,588 --> 00:19:06,254 >> WE GOT A POOL BOY. 822 00:19:06,254 --> 00:19:07,088 >> ARE YOU HERE? 823 00:19:07,088 --> 00:19:07,688 >> YOU GOT A POOL BOY? 824 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,154 >> YES, I LIKE YOUR POOL BOY. 825 00:19:09,154 --> 00:19:10,088 CAN WE KEEP HIM? 826 00:19:10,088 --> 00:19:10,821 >> WHAT DO YOUSE NEED A POOL BOY 827 00:19:10,821 --> 00:19:11,488 FOR? 828 00:19:11,488 --> 00:19:12,154 >> NEIL, DO YOU WANT HIM? 829 00:19:12,154 --> 00:19:13,321 >> THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT 830 00:19:13,321 --> 00:19:14,654 FROM ME, 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T 831 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:19,088 [bleep] BUY ME ONE. 832 00:19:19,088 --> 00:19:19,688 >> OH, YES. 833 00:19:19,688 --> 00:19:20,921 >> OH, LOOK HOW NICE. 834 00:19:20,921 --> 00:19:22,121 >> GUYS, LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL HIS 835 00:19:22,121 --> 00:19:22,954 TEETH ARE. 836 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,088 [chimes ring] 837 00:19:24,088 --> 00:19:25,354 WE THINK MAYBE NEIL COULD LEARN 838 00:19:25,354 --> 00:19:26,321 A LITTLE SOMETHING FROM MY POOL 839 00:19:26,321 --> 00:19:27,088 BOY. 840 00:19:27,088 --> 00:19:28,521 HE SHOULD TAKE CARE OF ALL MY 841 00:19:28,521 --> 00:19:30,321 NEEDS, AND RIGHT NOW WHAT I NEED 842 00:19:30,321 --> 00:19:32,121 IS PRESENTS. 843 00:19:32,121 --> 00:19:33,121 NEIL, I WANT MY BIRTHDAY 844 00:19:33,121 --> 00:19:33,888 PRESENT. 845 00:19:33,888 --> 00:19:34,621 WHERE'S MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT? 846 00:19:34,621 --> 00:19:35,888 >> WHERE'S HER BIRTHDAY PRESENT? 847 00:19:35,888 --> 00:19:36,721 >> IT'S COMING. 848 00:19:36,721 --> 00:19:37,754 >> TILL YOU GET A PRESENT, DON'T 849 00:19:37,754 --> 00:19:38,588 EVEN TALK TO ME. 850 00:19:38,588 --> 00:19:39,388 BYE. YEAH, GET OUT. 851 00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:40,121 >> YEAH, YOUR TIME IS UP. 852 00:19:40,121 --> 00:19:40,788 >> YOU'RE DISMISSED. 853 00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:41,754 >> UNTIL HE COMES BACK WITH MY 854 00:19:41,754 --> 00:19:43,821 PRESENT. 855 00:19:43,821 --> 00:19:45,488 HOW'D THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU? 856 00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,554 >> [laughs] 857 00:19:50,154 --> 00:19:52,388 >> NEXT TIME ON BIG ANG... 858 00:19:52,388 --> 00:19:53,288 >> I'M GONNA GET A TATTOO OF 859 00:19:53,288 --> 00:19:54,654 YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 860 00:19:54,654 --> 00:19:56,321 >> WE HAVE TO GET THE PERFECT 861 00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:57,688 PICTURE, 'CAUSE YOU'RE STUCK 862 00:19:57,688 --> 00:19:59,621 WITH IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR 863 00:19:59,621 --> 00:20:00,588 LIFE! 864 00:20:00,588 --> 00:20:01,854 YEAH! 865 00:20:01,854 --> 00:20:02,988 >> SAY "DIAMONDS." 866 00:20:02,988 --> 00:20:04,154 >> DIAMONDS. 867 00:20:04,154 --> 00:20:05,154 I THINK I'M LOOKING PRETTY GOOD 868 00:20:05,154 --> 00:20:05,788 RIGHT NOW. 869 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,888 >> LET'S LOSE THE BOA. 870 00:20:07,888 --> 00:20:09,588 [needle buzzing] 871 00:20:09,588 --> 00:20:10,488 >> YOU KNOW, YOUR FACE IS 872 00:20:10,488 --> 00:20:11,354 KILLING ME. 873 00:20:11,354 --> 00:20:12,621 >> YOURS HAS BEEN KILLING ME 874 00:20:12,621 --> 00:20:13,821 FIVE YEARS. 875 00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:15,021 >> OH, GOD. 876 00:20:15,021 --> 00:20:18,754 >> NO TURNING BACK NOW.