1 00:00:03,021 --> 00:00:06,288 >> ON THIS EPISODE OF BIG ANG... 2 00:00:06,288 --> 00:00:08,488 >> THAT'S HOW YOU KEEP A GUCCI? 3 00:00:08,488 --> 00:00:09,988 >> THE CLOSET'S A DISASTER, AND 4 00:00:09,988 --> 00:00:11,188 IT'S MORE PACKED THAN EVER. 5 00:00:11,188 --> 00:00:12,954 >> ANGELA IS HERE TO LEAVE 6 00:00:12,954 --> 00:00:13,821 STUFF. 7 00:00:13,821 --> 00:00:14,854 >> THIS IS GIVING ME VERY BAD 8 00:00:14,854 --> 00:00:16,021 ANXIETY. 9 00:00:16,021 --> 00:00:17,088 NOW THAT I HAVE THE SPRAY 10 00:00:17,088 --> 00:00:18,888 TANNING SALON, I HAVE TO LEARN 11 00:00:18,888 --> 00:00:19,954 HOW TO DO IT. 12 00:00:19,954 --> 00:00:21,654 YOU LOOK FREAKIN' GOOD. 13 00:00:21,654 --> 00:00:22,954 >> WE HAVE A NEW NIGHT HERE AT 14 00:00:22,954 --> 00:00:25,521 THE DRUNKEN MONKEY--TUESGAY. 15 00:00:25,521 --> 00:00:26,688 MAKE SOME NOISE FOR NEW YORK 16 00:00:26,688 --> 00:00:28,488 CITY'S NEWEST DRAG QUEEN, 17 00:00:28,488 --> 00:00:29,321 BIG ANG. 18 00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:30,621 >> DRUNKEN MONKEY! 19 00:00:30,621 --> 00:00:32,221 >> * I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS 20 00:00:32,221 --> 00:00:33,588 * TH--TH--THE WISE GUYS 21 00:00:33,588 --> 00:00:34,288 * I WANT THAT 22 00:00:34,288 --> 00:00:34,954 * I WANNA HAVE FUN 23 00:00:34,954 --> 00:00:35,821 * AND GET WHACKED 24 00:00:35,821 --> 00:00:37,888 * OH, MY GOD 25 00:00:37,888 --> 00:00:39,721 * I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS 26 00:00:39,721 --> 00:00:41,854 * TH--TH--THE WISE GUYS 27 00:00:41,854 --> 00:00:42,821 * I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS 28 00:00:42,821 --> 00:00:44,854 * I-I-I LOVE--LOVE DIAMONDS 29 00:00:44,854 --> 00:00:45,554 * I WANT THAT 30 00:00:45,554 --> 00:00:46,854 * A MASSAGE, FACIAL 31 00:00:46,854 --> 00:00:47,821 * AND SPRAY TAN 32 00:00:47,821 --> 00:00:49,088 * AND SPRAY TAN 33 00:00:49,088 --> 00:00:50,688 * A MASSAGE, FACIAL 34 00:00:50,688 --> 00:00:52,488 * E-E-EVERYBODY LOVES ME 35 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:58,488 >> ON THIS EPISODE OF BIG ANG... 36 00:00:58,488 --> 00:01:00,754 >> THAT'S HOW YOU KEEP A GUCCI? 37 00:01:00,754 --> 00:01:02,254 >> THE CLOSET'S A DISASTER, AND 38 00:01:02,254 --> 00:01:03,454 IT'S MORE PACKED THAN EVER. 39 00:01:03,454 --> 00:01:05,221 >> ANGELA IS HERE TO LEAVE 40 00:01:05,221 --> 00:01:06,088 STUFF. 41 00:01:06,088 --> 00:01:07,121 >> THIS IS GIVING ME VERY BAD 42 00:01:07,121 --> 00:01:08,288 ANXIETY. 43 00:01:08,288 --> 00:01:09,354 NOW THAT I HAVE THE SPRAY 44 00:01:09,354 --> 00:01:11,154 TANNING SALON, I HAVE TO LEARN 45 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:12,221 HOW TO DO IT. 46 00:01:12,221 --> 00:01:13,921 YOU LOOK FREAKIN' GOOD. 47 00:01:13,921 --> 00:01:15,221 >> WE HAVE A NEW NIGHT HERE AT 48 00:01:15,221 --> 00:01:17,788 THE DRUNKEN MONKEY--TUESGAY. 49 00:01:17,788 --> 00:01:18,954 MAKE SOME NOISE FOR NEW YORK 50 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:20,754 CITY'S NEWEST DRAG QUEEN, 51 00:01:20,754 --> 00:01:21,588 BIG ANG. 52 00:01:21,588 --> 00:01:22,888 >> DRUNKEN MONKEY! 53 00:01:22,888 --> 00:01:24,488 >> * I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS 54 00:01:24,488 --> 00:01:25,854 * TH--TH--THE WISE GUYS 55 00:01:25,854 --> 00:01:26,554 * I WANT THAT 56 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:27,221 * I WANNA HAVE FUN 57 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:28,088 * AND GET WHACKED 58 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,154 * OH, MY GOD 59 00:01:30,154 --> 00:01:31,988 * I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS 60 00:01:31,988 --> 00:01:34,121 * TH--TH--THE WISE GUYS 61 00:01:34,121 --> 00:01:35,088 * I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS 62 00:01:35,088 --> 00:01:37,121 * I-I-I LOVE--LOVE DIAMONDS 63 00:01:37,121 --> 00:01:37,821 * I WANT THAT 64 00:01:37,821 --> 00:01:39,121 * A MASSAGE, FACIAL 65 00:01:39,121 --> 00:01:40,088 * AND SPRAY TAN 66 00:01:40,088 --> 00:01:41,354 * AND SPRAY TAN 67 00:01:41,354 --> 00:01:42,954 * A MASSAGE, FACIAL 68 00:01:42,954 --> 00:01:44,754 * E-E-EVERYBODY LOVES ME 69 00:01:57,321 --> 00:01:58,288 >> ALL RIGHT, JOHN, WAIT. 70 00:01:58,288 --> 00:01:59,821 I'M GONNA TELL HER WE'RE HERE. 71 00:01:59,821 --> 00:02:01,154 HEY, ANG? 72 00:02:01,154 --> 00:02:02,221 >> OH, HI, DOM. 73 00:02:02,221 --> 00:02:04,888 >> WE HAVE YOUR EX-ZEBRA, NOW 74 00:02:04,888 --> 00:02:05,588 HORSE. 75 00:02:05,588 --> 00:02:07,088 >> OOH, I'M DYING TO SEE IT. 76 00:02:07,088 --> 00:02:08,354 I USED TO HAVE A LIFE-SIZED 77 00:02:08,354 --> 00:02:10,321 ZEBRA STATUE, BUT I TOOK IT TO 78 00:02:10,321 --> 00:02:12,388 THE BODY SHOP TO GET IT SPRAYED 79 00:02:12,388 --> 00:02:16,254 LIKE A BLACK STALLION. 80 00:02:18,288 --> 00:02:21,288 OH, HE IS SO GODDAMN COOL. 81 00:02:21,288 --> 00:02:23,421 I REALLY, REALLY LOVE HIM. 82 00:02:23,421 --> 00:02:24,788 HE IS THE BOMB. 83 00:02:24,788 --> 00:02:27,321 THIS ZEBRA HAS BEEN AROUND. 84 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:28,754 HE CAME FROM A STRIP CLUB. 85 00:02:28,754 --> 00:02:30,388 HE WAS GIVEN TO ME BY A VERY 86 00:02:30,388 --> 00:02:31,621 DEAR FRIEND OF MINE. 87 00:02:31,621 --> 00:02:32,688 AND I'VE JUST BEEN MOVING WITH 88 00:02:32,688 --> 00:02:35,088 THE ZEBRA FROM HOUSE TO HOUSE. 89 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:36,188 >> HE WENT FROM MISTER ZEBRA TO 90 00:02:36,188 --> 00:02:37,088 MISTER ED. 91 00:02:37,088 --> 00:02:38,088 >> I THINK HE MAKES A BETTER 92 00:02:38,088 --> 00:02:39,654 HORSE THAN HE DID A ZEBRA. 93 00:02:39,654 --> 00:02:40,621 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK? 94 00:02:40,621 --> 00:02:41,654 >> I LOVE THE WAY HIS HEAD IS 95 00:02:41,654 --> 00:02:42,554 TURNED. 96 00:02:42,554 --> 00:02:43,321 >> HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S LOOKING IN 97 00:02:43,321 --> 00:02:44,221 THE MIRROR. 98 00:02:44,221 --> 00:02:44,954 [laughs] 99 00:02:44,954 --> 00:02:46,088 >> EXACTLY. 100 00:02:46,088 --> 00:02:46,788 >> MAYBE HE'S LOOKING AT HIS 101 00:02:46,788 --> 00:02:48,588 BUTT. 102 00:02:48,588 --> 00:02:50,254 [chuckles] 103 00:02:50,254 --> 00:02:51,088 >> I THINK HE'S BEEN THROUGH 104 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:51,721 A LOT. 105 00:02:51,721 --> 00:02:53,221 THE POOR THING NEEDS TO BE HOME. 106 00:02:53,221 --> 00:02:54,288 >> NO, HE LOOKS GOOD. 107 00:02:54,288 --> 00:02:55,188 WELL, THEY FIXED ALL THE DENTS 108 00:02:55,188 --> 00:02:55,888 IN HIM. 109 00:02:55,888 --> 00:02:56,688 >> HE HAD PLASTIC SURGERY. 110 00:02:56,688 --> 00:02:57,754 >> HE GOT PLASTIC SURGERY. 111 00:02:57,754 --> 00:02:59,088 IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY. 112 00:02:59,088 --> 00:03:01,454 >> MY KINDA HORSE. 113 00:03:01,454 --> 00:03:02,654 >> IT CAME REALLY NICE, RIGHT? 114 00:03:02,654 --> 00:03:04,988 >> I LOVE HIM. 115 00:03:11,654 --> 00:03:12,388 >> ANG! 116 00:03:12,388 --> 00:03:13,721 >> NOW WE'RE TALKING. 117 00:03:13,721 --> 00:03:15,688 NOW IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING. 118 00:03:15,688 --> 00:03:17,488 YOU'RE DOING GOOD. 119 00:03:17,488 --> 00:03:18,888 >> I'M STARTING A SPRAY TANNING 120 00:03:18,888 --> 00:03:19,621 BUSINESS. 121 00:03:19,621 --> 00:03:21,121 I WANT THE SALON TO LOOK JUST 122 00:03:21,121 --> 00:03:22,554 LIKE MY HOUSE. 123 00:03:22,554 --> 00:03:24,088 I WANT IT TO BE GLAMOROUS AND 124 00:03:24,088 --> 00:03:26,421 VERY COLORFUL AND BRIGHT. 125 00:03:26,421 --> 00:03:27,488 I NEED TWO BLACK PATENT LEATHER 126 00:03:27,488 --> 00:03:28,188 CHAIRS. 127 00:03:28,188 --> 00:03:28,854 >> OKAY. 128 00:03:28,854 --> 00:03:30,088 >> I ORDERED TWO HIGH-HEELED 129 00:03:30,088 --> 00:03:30,821 CHAIRS. 130 00:03:30,821 --> 00:03:31,521 >> OKAY. 131 00:03:31,521 --> 00:03:32,421 >> HOT PINK LEATHER WITH 132 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:33,621 BLACK AND WHITE ZEBRA. 133 00:03:33,621 --> 00:03:34,388 >> NICE. 134 00:03:34,388 --> 00:03:35,988 >> I DECIDED TO NAME THE SALON 135 00:03:35,988 --> 00:03:38,188 "BIG ANG'S SECRET" BECAUSE IT'S 136 00:03:38,188 --> 00:03:39,688 GONNA BE OFFERING A LOT MORE 137 00:03:39,688 --> 00:03:41,788 THAN SPRAY TAN--HAIR EXTENSIONS, 138 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:44,488 EYELASH EXTENSIONS, MAKEUP. 139 00:03:44,488 --> 00:03:45,988 EVERYTHING THAT I LOVE. 140 00:03:45,988 --> 00:03:47,988 WE SERVE A LITTLE WINE, PIECE OF 141 00:03:47,988 --> 00:03:49,988 CHEESE, A [bleep] GLASS OF 142 00:03:49,988 --> 00:03:50,921 SANGRIA. 143 00:03:50,921 --> 00:03:51,621 I LIKE THAT. 144 00:03:51,621 --> 00:03:53,454 >> YEAH, THEY'LL NEVER LEAVE. 145 00:03:53,454 --> 00:03:54,554 >> GOOD, WE DON'T WANT THEM-- 146 00:03:54,554 --> 00:03:55,754 THE LONGER THEY STAY, THE MORE 147 00:03:55,754 --> 00:03:56,554 THEY BUY. 148 00:03:56,554 --> 00:03:57,388 >> YES, IT'S TRUE. 149 00:03:57,388 --> 00:03:58,354 >> THERE'S TWO THINGS I'M REALLY 150 00:03:58,354 --> 00:04:00,521 GOOD AT: SERVING DRINKS AND 151 00:04:00,521 --> 00:04:02,688 LOOKING GOOD TAN. 152 00:04:02,688 --> 00:04:04,688 WE'LL GET OLD PORNO MAGAZINES 153 00:04:04,688 --> 00:04:06,121 FOR THE ANIMALS. 154 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:07,288 >> THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 155 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:08,688 >> WE'LL GET, LIKE, A BIG TIT 156 00:04:08,688 --> 00:04:09,488 MAGAZINE. 157 00:04:09,488 --> 00:04:10,288 THAT'S GOOD. 158 00:04:10,288 --> 00:04:11,088 >> THERE YOU GO. 159 00:04:11,088 --> 00:04:12,188 >> NOW THAT I HAVE THIS SPRAY 160 00:04:12,188 --> 00:04:14,354 TANNING SALON, I HAVE TO LEARN 161 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:15,888 HOW TO DO IT. 162 00:04:15,888 --> 00:04:18,088 BRING ON THE SPRAY TAN. 163 00:04:18,088 --> 00:04:20,288 BIGGER IS BETTER! 164 00:04:28,154 --> 00:04:29,721 >> KILO, WHAT'S UP, BROTHER? 165 00:04:29,721 --> 00:04:31,088 NOW GET-- 166 00:04:31,088 --> 00:04:32,288 NO. 167 00:04:32,288 --> 00:04:34,854 >> I WENT TO A GAY PRIDE PARTY. 168 00:04:34,854 --> 00:04:35,621 >> OKAY. 169 00:04:35,621 --> 00:04:36,488 >> NOBODY HAS BETTER PARTIES 170 00:04:36,488 --> 00:04:37,188 THAN THEM. 171 00:04:37,188 --> 00:04:37,888 >> THE BEST. 172 00:04:37,888 --> 00:04:40,088 >> I MET THE BEST DRAG QUEENS 173 00:04:40,088 --> 00:04:43,221 AND GO-GO BOYS, AND I WANNA DO 174 00:04:43,221 --> 00:04:46,621 THAT EXACT THEME IN MY BAR ON 175 00:04:46,621 --> 00:04:47,621 TUESDAYS. 176 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:48,488 >> THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA. 177 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:49,621 >> EVERYTHING GAY. 178 00:04:49,621 --> 00:04:50,754 EVERYBODY GAY. 179 00:04:50,754 --> 00:04:51,788 >> YOU DOLL THE WHOLE BAR UP. 180 00:04:51,788 --> 00:04:52,688 YOU MAKE IT ALL FESTIVE. 181 00:04:52,688 --> 00:04:53,621 YOU MAKE IT DIFFERENT. 182 00:04:53,621 --> 00:04:54,354 I THINK IT WOULD BE GREAT. 183 00:04:54,354 --> 00:04:55,188 AND THERE'S NOWHERE ON 184 00:04:55,188 --> 00:04:56,354 STATEN ISLAND FOR THE GAY 185 00:04:56,354 --> 00:04:57,121 COMMUNITY. 186 00:04:57,121 --> 00:04:58,354 I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA. 187 00:04:58,354 --> 00:04:59,088 >> SO THAT'S IT. 188 00:04:59,088 --> 00:04:59,821 WE'RE GONNA DO IT. 189 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:02,321 WE'RE GONNA TUESGAYS, EVERY 190 00:05:02,321 --> 00:05:03,354 TUESDAY. 191 00:05:03,354 --> 00:05:04,354 >> I LOVE IT. 192 00:05:04,354 --> 00:05:05,754 >> FRANKY IS VERY SUPPORTIVE. 193 00:05:05,754 --> 00:05:07,154 HE'S ALWAYS THERE TO HELP ME, 194 00:05:07,154 --> 00:05:09,454 NO MATTER WHAT. 195 00:05:09,454 --> 00:05:10,621 [ding] 196 00:05:10,621 --> 00:05:12,221 I'M OPENING THE SPRAY TANNING 197 00:05:12,221 --> 00:05:13,188 PLACE, REMEMBER? 198 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:14,088 I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT. 199 00:05:14,088 --> 00:05:14,721 >> I KNOW, I HEARD. 200 00:05:14,721 --> 00:05:16,321 >> AND I GOT MY OWN SPECIAL 201 00:05:16,321 --> 00:05:19,888 FORMULA, MY OWN COLOR, AND I'M 202 00:05:19,888 --> 00:05:21,688 GONNA SPRAY YOU WITH IT. 203 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:22,521 >> I'M ALWAYS THE GUINEA PIG 204 00:05:22,521 --> 00:05:23,221 WITH EVERYTHING. 205 00:05:23,221 --> 00:05:23,954 >> LET'S GO. 206 00:05:23,954 --> 00:05:24,621 >> PLEASE. 207 00:05:24,621 --> 00:05:25,354 >> GET THE [bleep] CLOTHES OFF. 208 00:05:25,354 --> 00:05:26,088 >> PLEASE. 209 00:05:26,088 --> 00:05:26,754 >> MOVE IT. 210 00:05:26,754 --> 00:05:27,454 >> [groans] 211 00:05:27,454 --> 00:05:28,521 >> LISTEN, I DON'T REALLY KNOW 212 00:05:28,521 --> 00:05:29,888 MUCH ABOUT SPRAY TANNING. 213 00:05:29,888 --> 00:05:31,454 FRANKY SHOULD BE VERY 214 00:05:31,454 --> 00:05:33,621 CONCERNED. 215 00:05:33,621 --> 00:05:34,854 >> EVERY TIME I'M HERE, YOU 216 00:05:34,854 --> 00:05:35,621 [bleep] WITH MY UNDERWEAR. 217 00:05:35,621 --> 00:05:36,488 >> OH, MY GOD. 218 00:05:36,488 --> 00:05:37,888 LOOK AT THOSE LEGS. 219 00:05:37,888 --> 00:05:38,621 >> LOOK GOOD, RIGHT? 220 00:05:38,621 --> 00:05:39,354 >> OH, MY GOD. 221 00:05:39,354 --> 00:05:40,121 I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I CAN DO 222 00:05:40,121 --> 00:05:40,821 THIS. 223 00:05:40,821 --> 00:05:41,754 >> WATCH MY PEESH. 224 00:05:41,754 --> 00:05:42,888 >> SHUSH. 225 00:05:42,888 --> 00:05:44,088 YOU MAKE ME NERVOUS. 226 00:05:44,088 --> 00:05:45,954 [spraying] 227 00:05:45,954 --> 00:05:47,988 >> I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. 228 00:05:47,988 --> 00:05:48,921 >> I FORGOT I HAD TO TURN THE 229 00:05:48,921 --> 00:05:50,188 GUN ON. 230 00:05:50,188 --> 00:05:50,921 >> YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE 231 00:05:50,921 --> 00:05:51,654 [bleep] YOU'RE DOING. 232 00:05:51,654 --> 00:05:52,854 >> I DO. 233 00:05:52,854 --> 00:05:54,321 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 234 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:57,321 DO LIKE THAT. 235 00:06:01,088 --> 00:06:03,754 >> [exhales] 236 00:06:03,754 --> 00:06:06,454 >> YOU LOOK FREAKIN' GOOD. 237 00:06:06,454 --> 00:06:07,521 >> ARE YOU SURE? 238 00:06:07,521 --> 00:06:08,488 >> LET ME SEE THE UNDERWEAR 239 00:06:08,488 --> 00:06:10,654 MARK. 240 00:06:10,654 --> 00:06:12,421 AHH! AHH! 241 00:06:12,421 --> 00:06:13,888 I DID IT! 242 00:06:13,888 --> 00:06:14,621 >> HOW'S THE ASS? GOOD? 243 00:06:14,621 --> 00:06:15,621 >> OH! 244 00:06:15,621 --> 00:06:17,088 LET ME SEE THIS PART. 245 00:06:17,088 --> 00:06:18,188 OOH. 246 00:06:18,188 --> 00:06:19,088 >> YOU DID A GREAT JOB. 247 00:06:19,088 --> 00:06:20,454 >> LOOK AT THAT. 248 00:06:20,454 --> 00:06:21,221 >> OH, MAN. 249 00:06:21,221 --> 00:06:23,321 >> I'M VERY EXCITED. 250 00:06:23,321 --> 00:06:24,454 >> ALL RIGHT, YOU BUMP UP MY 251 00:06:24,454 --> 00:06:26,421 SHIFT PAY TO $100 MORE, I'LL 252 00:06:26,421 --> 00:06:27,188 WALK AROUND LIKE THIS ON GAY 253 00:06:27,188 --> 00:06:27,988 NIGHT. 254 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:28,821 >> [laughs] 255 00:06:28,821 --> 00:06:30,221 >> [chuckles] 256 00:06:30,221 --> 00:06:31,088 >> TO GLAMOUR AND BEAUTY. 257 00:06:31,088 --> 00:06:32,521 >> EVERY DAY, ALL YOU'RE GONNA 258 00:06:32,521 --> 00:06:33,621 BE WEARING IS GLITTER. 259 00:06:33,621 --> 00:06:34,621 I GUARANTEE IT. 260 00:06:34,621 --> 00:06:35,954 >> YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS. 261 00:06:35,954 --> 00:06:37,121 >> THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. 262 00:06:37,121 --> 00:06:37,954 >> THEY'RE GONNA THINK I'M A 263 00:06:37,954 --> 00:06:40,888 [bleep] NUT WHEN THEY SEE THIS. 264 00:06:51,988 --> 00:06:52,888 >> HELLO. 265 00:06:52,888 --> 00:06:53,788 >> JEN'S MAKING ME GO TO THE 266 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,588 CONSIGNMENT SHOP TO GET RID OF 267 00:06:55,588 --> 00:06:56,421 SOME OF MY CLOTHES. 268 00:06:56,421 --> 00:06:57,688 SHE'S SAYING, "GET RID OF IT. 269 00:06:57,688 --> 00:06:58,721 GET RID OF IT." 270 00:06:58,721 --> 00:07:00,288 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS. 271 00:07:00,288 --> 00:07:01,921 [grunts] 272 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:02,754 >> THANK YOU. 273 00:07:02,754 --> 00:07:03,488 >> SO HEAVY. 274 00:07:03,488 --> 00:07:05,088 >> LET'S KEEP ONE THING IN MIND. 275 00:07:05,088 --> 00:07:07,721 ANGELA IS HERE TO LEAVE STUFF 276 00:07:07,721 --> 00:07:08,488 HERE... 277 00:07:08,488 --> 00:07:09,154 >> IN THE STORE. 278 00:07:09,154 --> 00:07:10,754 >> NOT TO LEAVE STUFF WITH US. 279 00:07:10,754 --> 00:07:11,454 >> GOTCHA. 280 00:07:11,454 --> 00:07:12,221 SO LET'S CHECK OUT WHAT YOU 281 00:07:12,221 --> 00:07:12,954 HAVE. 282 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:13,721 >> THIS IS ST. JOHN'S. 283 00:07:13,721 --> 00:07:14,421 >> YES. 284 00:07:14,421 --> 00:07:16,354 >> I PAID $4,000 FOR IT. 285 00:07:16,354 --> 00:07:17,654 THIS IS BRAND-NEW. 286 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:19,421 THIS IS A NICE DRESS. 287 00:07:19,421 --> 00:07:21,954 SO IT WAS, LIKE, A $600 DRESS. 288 00:07:21,954 --> 00:07:23,154 THIS IS GUCCI. 289 00:07:23,154 --> 00:07:24,554 THIS IS BCBG. 290 00:07:24,554 --> 00:07:25,921 THIS IS MISS SIXTY. 291 00:07:25,921 --> 00:07:26,988 >> MISS SIXTY. 292 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:29,088 >> THESE ARE LEATHER PANTS. 293 00:07:29,088 --> 00:07:29,754 >> WHOA. 294 00:07:29,754 --> 00:07:31,654 I BET YOU THIS HAS SOME HISTORY. 295 00:07:31,654 --> 00:07:33,588 >> ALL HER CLOTHES HAVE HISTORY. 296 00:07:33,588 --> 00:07:34,354 >> I KEEP THEM. 297 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:35,488 I KEEP THEM. 298 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:37,088 I DON'T GIVE THIS. 299 00:07:37,088 --> 00:07:40,588 >> SO RIGHT NOW, WE ARE AT 760. 300 00:07:40,588 --> 00:07:42,354 >> SO I GET 760? 301 00:07:42,354 --> 00:07:44,488 >> NO, YOU GET A CUT OF 760. 302 00:07:44,488 --> 00:07:45,788 >> [exhales] 303 00:07:45,788 --> 00:07:48,121 YOU ONLY GET 350. 304 00:07:48,121 --> 00:07:49,488 I DON'T KNOW. 305 00:07:49,488 --> 00:07:50,654 THIS IS GIVING ME VERY BAD 306 00:07:50,654 --> 00:07:53,888 ANXIETY. 307 00:07:53,888 --> 00:07:55,588 >> IT'S JUST CLOTHES. 308 00:07:55,588 --> 00:07:57,888 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? 309 00:07:57,888 --> 00:07:59,354 I'M GONNA SELL IT, AND THAT'S 310 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:00,088 IT. 311 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:01,888 >> THIS WAS A SUCCESSFUL DAY. 312 00:08:01,888 --> 00:08:03,088 GET US OUT OF HERE, DOLL. 313 00:08:03,088 --> 00:08:04,354 >> I WANNA JUST LOOK A LITTLE 314 00:08:04,354 --> 00:08:05,454 BIT. 315 00:08:05,454 --> 00:08:06,954 >> YOU ARE A SNEAKY BASTARD. 316 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:07,788 >> OH, SHUT UP. 317 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:09,088 LET ME JUST LOOK. 318 00:08:09,088 --> 00:08:11,121 JEN KNOWS EXACTLY HOW I AM. 319 00:08:11,121 --> 00:08:11,788 OOH. 320 00:08:11,788 --> 00:08:12,854 >> YOU LOOK STUNNING. 321 00:08:12,854 --> 00:08:14,088 THAT'S A TOP FOR YOU. 322 00:08:14,088 --> 00:08:15,488 >> OOH, LOOK. 323 00:08:15,488 --> 00:08:16,688 OOH, I LOVE THOSE. 324 00:08:16,688 --> 00:08:17,488 I WANT THEM. 325 00:08:17,488 --> 00:08:18,388 I DON'T CARE. 326 00:08:18,388 --> 00:08:19,654 >> ANGELA. 327 00:08:19,654 --> 00:08:20,754 >> I HAVE A PROBLEM. 328 00:08:20,754 --> 00:08:22,121 I'M SORRY. 329 00:08:22,121 --> 00:08:23,488 OOH, MAYBE I'LL BUY HOT PANTS. 330 00:08:23,488 --> 00:08:24,888 >> YOU DON'T NEED [bleep] GOLD 331 00:08:24,888 --> 00:08:25,588 HOT PANTS. 332 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:26,288 >> OKAY. 333 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:28,288 >> [laughs] 334 00:08:33,988 --> 00:08:35,888 >> TONIGHT IS TUESGAYS AT THE 335 00:08:35,888 --> 00:08:37,688 DRUNKEN MONKEY. 336 00:08:37,688 --> 00:08:39,588 MY DRAG QUEEN FRIEND, PORCELAIN, 337 00:08:39,588 --> 00:08:41,254 AND ME, WE ARE DOING THE DRAG 338 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:42,388 SHOW. 339 00:08:42,388 --> 00:08:43,588 [doorbell rings] 340 00:08:43,588 --> 00:08:44,688 AND THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE ME A 341 00:08:44,688 --> 00:08:46,654 DRAG MAKEOVER. 342 00:08:46,654 --> 00:08:47,388 AAH! 343 00:08:47,388 --> 00:08:49,388 >> THE DRAG QUEENS HAVE LANDED. 344 00:08:49,388 --> 00:08:50,821 >> LOOK HOW GORGEOUS YOUS LOOK. 345 00:08:50,821 --> 00:08:51,588 >> OH. 346 00:08:51,588 --> 00:08:53,354 >> COME IN, COME IN, COME IN. 347 00:08:53,354 --> 00:08:55,454 >> I [bleep] LOVE YOUR HOUSE. 348 00:08:55,454 --> 00:08:56,721 DID YOU DECORATE THIS YOURSELF? 349 00:08:56,721 --> 00:08:57,421 >> YEAH. 350 00:08:57,421 --> 00:08:58,588 >> OOH, GIRL. 351 00:08:58,588 --> 00:09:00,554 >> I HAVE A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE. 352 00:09:00,554 --> 00:09:01,321 >> CHAMPAGNE WORKS. 353 00:09:01,321 --> 00:09:02,088 >> OOH, CHAMPAGNE SOUNDS 354 00:09:02,088 --> 00:09:02,721 DELICIOUS. 355 00:09:02,721 --> 00:09:03,454 >> THAT'S ALWAYS FANCY. 356 00:09:03,454 --> 00:09:04,521 PINKIES UP. 357 00:09:04,521 --> 00:09:05,288 [cork pops] 358 00:09:05,288 --> 00:09:05,954 OH! 359 00:09:05,954 --> 00:09:06,788 >> HERE WE GO. 360 00:09:06,788 --> 00:09:08,221 TO GLAMOUR AND BEAUTY. 361 00:09:08,221 --> 00:09:09,088 >> THEY'RE GONNA THINK I'M A 362 00:09:09,088 --> 00:09:12,654 [bleep] NUT WHEN THEY SEE THIS. 363 00:09:12,654 --> 00:09:14,654 >> HOW DRAMATIC DO YOU WANNA GO? 364 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:15,554 >> DRAMATIC. 365 00:09:15,554 --> 00:09:17,554 >> LET'S DO IT. 366 00:09:17,554 --> 00:09:20,521 THOSE CHEEKS ARE AMAZING. 367 00:09:20,521 --> 00:09:22,354 YOU ARE A NATURAL DRAG QUEEN. 368 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:24,254 >> THANK YOU, DR. LEDERMAN. 369 00:09:24,254 --> 00:09:25,254 >> [laughs] 370 00:09:25,254 --> 00:09:26,154 >> MY WHOLE LIFE, PEOPLE HAVE 371 00:09:26,154 --> 00:09:27,254 BEEN ASKING IF I WAS A DRAG 372 00:09:27,254 --> 00:09:28,188 QUEEN. 373 00:09:28,188 --> 00:09:28,954 NO, I'M NOT. 374 00:09:28,954 --> 00:09:29,721 I'M A WOMAN. 375 00:09:29,721 --> 00:09:31,421 STOP BREAKING MY [bleep] BALLS. 376 00:09:31,421 --> 00:09:32,654 HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR YOUS 377 00:09:32,654 --> 00:09:35,221 TO GET READY? 378 00:09:35,221 --> 00:09:36,088 >> [scoffs] 379 00:09:36,088 --> 00:09:36,921 >> WHAT, DO YOU [bleep] SLEEP 380 00:09:36,921 --> 00:09:39,121 STANDING UP? 381 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:40,121 [Gothic music] 382 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:41,154 ** 383 00:09:41,154 --> 00:09:43,088 >> WAKE UP, READY TO GO. 384 00:09:43,088 --> 00:09:44,221 >> LADIES, LET'S COVER ME IN 385 00:09:44,221 --> 00:09:45,588 GLITTER, 'CAUSE I'M READY TO 386 00:09:45,588 --> 00:09:47,121 SPARKLE. 387 00:09:47,121 --> 00:09:48,321 >> EVERY DAY, ALL YOU'RE GONNA 388 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:49,321 BE WEARING IS GLITTER. 389 00:09:49,321 --> 00:09:50,221 I GUARANTEE IT. 390 00:09:50,221 --> 00:09:51,154 >> THEY ARE GOING TO DIE TONIGHT 391 00:09:51,154 --> 00:09:52,821 WHEN THEY SEE YOU. 392 00:09:52,821 --> 00:09:56,854 WHERE'S YOUR SHOT GLASSES? 393 00:09:56,854 --> 00:09:58,388 I LOVE THAT YOU KEEP YOUR LIQUOR 394 00:09:58,388 --> 00:10:00,088 NEXT TO YOUR WIENERS. 395 00:10:00,088 --> 00:10:00,821 >> THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I LIKE 396 00:10:00,821 --> 00:10:02,021 THE WIENERS, WHEN I DRINK THE 397 00:10:02,021 --> 00:10:02,921 LIQUOR. 398 00:10:02,921 --> 00:10:05,588 >> CHEERS, MAMA. 399 00:10:05,588 --> 00:10:07,154 >> YOU'RE MAKIN' ME NERVOUS. 400 00:10:07,154 --> 00:10:08,254 >> THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. 401 00:10:08,254 --> 00:10:09,588 >> OH, MY GOD. 402 00:10:09,588 --> 00:10:10,321 >> [gasps] 403 00:10:10,321 --> 00:10:11,588 YOU LOOK AMAZING. 404 00:10:11,588 --> 00:10:12,388 >> GORGEOUS. 405 00:10:12,388 --> 00:10:13,354 >> GAY-MAZING. 406 00:10:13,354 --> 00:10:14,721 >> I WENT ALL OUT FOR THIS. 407 00:10:14,721 --> 00:10:16,588 THIS TUESGAYS BETTER BE A 408 00:10:16,588 --> 00:10:17,921 SUCCESS. 409 00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:18,788 >> STATEN ISLAND BETTER WATCH 410 00:10:18,788 --> 00:10:20,821 OUT, HONEY. 411 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,121 >> LET'S OPEN THE FREAKIN' BAR! 412 00:10:23,121 --> 00:10:24,288 >> THIS PARTY'S GONNA BE 413 00:10:24,288 --> 00:10:25,088 ROCKIN'. 414 00:10:25,088 --> 00:10:26,754 >> MAKE SOME NOISE FOR NEW YORK 415 00:10:26,754 --> 00:10:28,821 CITY'S FIERCEST, NEWEST DRAG 416 00:10:28,821 --> 00:10:30,921 QUEEN, BIG ANG! 417 00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:32,921 >> YES! 418 00:10:34,654 --> 00:10:42,754 >> HAVEN'T HAD YOUR FILL OF 419 00:10:42,754 --> 00:10:46,121 >> LET'S OPEN THE FREAKIN' BAR! 420 00:10:46,121 --> 00:10:49,154 [cheering] 421 00:10:49,154 --> 00:10:50,988 >> I'M NOT EVEN IN THE BAR YET, 422 00:10:50,988 --> 00:10:52,221 BUT FROM THE NOISE ON THE 423 00:10:52,221 --> 00:10:53,554 STREET, I COULD TELL THIS 424 00:10:53,554 --> 00:10:55,188 PARTY'S GONNA BE ROCKIN'. 425 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:56,188 [dance music] 426 00:10:56,188 --> 00:11:04,254 * 427 00:11:06,321 --> 00:11:07,954 >> MAKE SOME NOISE FOR NEW YORK 428 00:11:07,954 --> 00:11:10,088 CITY'S FIERCEST, NEWEST DRAG 429 00:11:10,088 --> 00:11:13,088 QUEEN, BIG ANG. 430 00:11:13,088 --> 00:11:18,721 [cheers and applause] 431 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,588 >> BIG THUMBS-UP! 432 00:11:20,588 --> 00:11:21,688 >> I AM SO IMPRESSED. 433 00:11:21,688 --> 00:11:23,288 I WALK IN AND THE PLACE IS 434 00:11:23,288 --> 00:11:24,254 PACKED. 435 00:11:24,254 --> 00:11:25,554 >> CHEERS, EVERYBODY. 436 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:29,088 >> WHOO! 437 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:31,454 >> MWAH. 438 00:11:31,454 --> 00:11:32,288 >> I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT. 439 00:11:32,288 --> 00:11:34,288 >> YOU LOOK FABULOUS. 440 00:11:37,921 --> 00:11:38,954 [laughs] 441 00:11:38,954 --> 00:11:40,288 SNAP THAT [bleep]. 442 00:11:40,288 --> 00:11:41,488 [fan snapping] 443 00:11:41,488 --> 00:11:43,121 >> OW! 444 00:11:43,121 --> 00:11:46,088 >> WHAT, BITCH? 445 00:11:46,088 --> 00:11:47,288 >> I'M VERY EXCITED, BECAUSE WE 446 00:11:47,288 --> 00:11:49,121 HAVE A NEW NIGHT HERE AT THE 447 00:11:49,121 --> 00:11:52,221 DRUNKEN MONKEY CALLED TUESGAYS, 448 00:11:52,221 --> 00:11:53,888 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 449 00:11:53,888 --> 00:11:55,488 AND FOR THE GRAND OPENING, THE 450 00:11:55,488 --> 00:11:57,788 LOVELY ANG AND HER SISTER 451 00:11:57,788 --> 00:11:59,421 DECIDED TO DRESS UP AS LIL' KIM 452 00:11:59,421 --> 00:12:00,554 AND SNOOKI. 453 00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:02,821 SO IT'S ALL GOOD. 454 00:12:02,821 --> 00:12:04,088 MAKE SOME NOISE FOR BIG ANG, 455 00:12:04,088 --> 00:12:05,388 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 456 00:12:05,388 --> 00:12:07,388 [cheers and applause] 457 00:12:07,388 --> 00:12:08,388 [dance music] 458 00:12:08,388 --> 00:12:09,688 ** 459 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:12,688 [cheering] 460 00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:18,488 ** 461 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,088 >> THIS DRAG SHOW WAS ON AND 462 00:12:20,088 --> 00:12:20,788 POPPIN'. 463 00:12:20,788 --> 00:12:24,488 I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT. 464 00:12:24,488 --> 00:12:27,488 THESE DRAG QUEENS COULD DANCE. 465 00:12:31,621 --> 00:12:33,521 >> NO? 466 00:12:33,521 --> 00:12:34,954 IT'S LIKE A BIG CLUSTER[bleep] 467 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:35,621 OF NONSENSE. 468 00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:36,988 NOTHING I HAVE EVER SEEN BEFORE. 469 00:12:36,988 --> 00:12:37,888 BUT ANGELA DEFINITELY DID IT 470 00:12:37,888 --> 00:12:40,554 RIGHT WITH THIS NIGHT. 471 00:12:45,088 --> 00:12:48,088 [cheers and applause] 472 00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:52,421 >> I LOVE THE GAY COMMUNITY 473 00:12:52,421 --> 00:12:53,588 BECAUSE THEY LOVE TO SPEND THEIR 474 00:12:53,588 --> 00:12:55,188 MONEY, THEY LOVE TO HAVE FUN, 475 00:12:55,188 --> 00:12:57,221 AND THEY COULD PARTY ANY DAY OF 476 00:12:57,221 --> 00:12:58,321 THE WEEK. 477 00:12:58,321 --> 00:13:00,754 >> ANGIE, WHICH ONE HAS A BIGGER 478 00:13:00,754 --> 00:13:03,754 [bleep]? 479 00:13:06,688 --> 00:13:08,554 >> all: [chanting] LINDA! LINDA! 480 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:12,588 LINDA! LINDA! LINDA! LINDA! 481 00:13:12,588 --> 00:13:13,788 >> EVERYBODY'S HAVING SUCH AN 482 00:13:13,788 --> 00:13:14,954 AMAZING TIME. 483 00:13:14,954 --> 00:13:16,888 AND SURE ENOUGH, THERE'S LINDA 484 00:13:16,888 --> 00:13:21,121 ON THE BAR DOING BODY SHOTS. 485 00:13:21,121 --> 00:13:22,521 >> YEAH! 486 00:13:22,521 --> 00:13:24,254 [cheers and applause] 487 00:13:24,254 --> 00:13:27,388 >> WHO'S YOUR MAMA? 488 00:13:27,388 --> 00:13:28,388 [techno music] 489 00:13:28,388 --> 00:13:31,921 * 490 00:13:31,921 --> 00:13:33,288 >> TUESGAYS IS BETTER THAN I 491 00:13:33,288 --> 00:13:34,621 COULD EVER EXPECT. 492 00:13:34,621 --> 00:13:36,454 IF I HAVE TO BE DRESSED IN DRAG 493 00:13:36,454 --> 00:13:37,988 EVERY TUESDAY FOR A PARTY LIKE 494 00:13:37,988 --> 00:13:39,454 THIS, I WILL. 495 00:13:39,454 --> 00:13:41,288 >> GIVE IT UP FOR ANGELA. 496 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,588 [cheers and applause] 497 00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:45,588 DRUNKEN MONKEY! 498 00:13:47,754 --> 00:13:49,288 >> NEXT TIME ON BIG ANG... 499 00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:51,088 NEIL AND I GOT MARRIED SO FAST I 500 00:13:51,088 --> 00:13:52,488 NEVER GOT AN ENGAGEMENT RING, 501 00:13:52,488 --> 00:13:53,721 BUT NOW I WANT TO GET ENGAGED. 502 00:13:53,721 --> 00:13:55,321 NEIL, WAKE UP AND SMELL THE 503 00:13:55,321 --> 00:13:55,988 COFFEE. 504 00:13:55,988 --> 00:13:57,088 IF YOU DON'T GET THE RING, IT'S 505 00:13:57,088 --> 00:13:58,188 OVER. 506 00:13:58,188 --> 00:13:59,254 I JUST SPOKE TO A.J. 507 00:13:59,254 --> 00:14:00,688 HE'S GONNA COME HOME. 508 00:14:00,688 --> 00:14:02,588 SO I WAS THINKING OF THROWING A 509 00:14:02,588 --> 00:14:03,788 BIG POOL PARTY. 510 00:14:03,788 --> 00:14:06,421 >> WHERE'S THE PARTY AT? 511 00:14:06,421 --> 00:14:07,621 >> LOOK WHO'S HERE! 512 00:14:07,621 --> 00:14:08,554 >> AAH! 513 00:14:08,554 --> 00:14:11,088 HI, DRITA. 514 00:14:11,088 --> 00:14:11,754 >> I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING 515 00:14:11,754 --> 00:14:13,154 I GOT FOR YOUR SISTER. 516 00:14:13,154 --> 00:14:14,654 >> OH, MY GOD. 517 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:15,721 YOU'RE GONNA GIVE HER A REAL 518 00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:17,721 HEART ATTACK.