>> I'M THE GODMOTHER.
>> KISS THE RING.
>> ON THIS EPISODE OF BIG ANG...
TODAY MY SALON IS OPENING UP.
[crowd cheering]
I JUST TALKED TO A.J.
HE'S GONNA COME HOME, SO I'M
THINKING OF THROWING A BIG POOL
PARTY.
>> PARTY!
I'M HERE!
>> HI, DRITA.
NEIL AND I GOT MARRIED SO FAST I
NEVER GOT AN ENGAGEMENT RING.
NEIL, IF YOU DON'T GET THE RING,
IT'S OVER.
>> * I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS
* TH--TH--THE WISE GUYS
* I WANT THAT
* I WANNA HAVE FUN
* AND GET WHACKED
* OH, MY GOD
* I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS
* TH--TH--THE WISE GUYS
* I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS
* I-I-I LOVE--LOVE DIAMONDS
* I WANT THAT
* A MASSAGE, FACIAL
* GET SPRAY TAN
* A MASSAGE, FACIAL
* E-E-EVERYBODY LOVES ME
[upbeat music]
*
>> I LOVE JEWELRY.
AND I LOVE DIAMONDS.
I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF A FEW
ERRANDS AT THE JEWELRY STORE.
I LOVE COMING HERE.
IT'S LIKE THERAPY.
MY WATCH BATTERY DIED.
>> OKAY.
>> AND I WAS THINKING MAYBE
A NEW BAND.
THEY'RE BORING.
>> OKAY.
>> ALSO, I HAVE THIS STONE.
>> WOW.
THAT'S A VERY, VERY BIG STONE.
VERY NICE.
>> I BOUGHT THIS AT AN AUCTION
A LONG TIME AGO.
I NEED A SETTING.
>> OKAY.
SO, ANYTHING ELSE?
>> THAT AN I.D. BRACELET?
>> I ACTUALLY WANTED TO PUT
NEIL'S NAME ON IT.
HE LIKES STUFF LIKE THAT.
>> GIMME A BREAK, HE LIKES THIS?
WHERE'S YOUR RING?
>> NEIL AND I GOT MARRIED SO
FAST I NEVER GOT AN ENGAGEMENT
RING, SO WE DID IT A LITTLE
BACKWARD.
WE GOT MARRIED, BUT NOW I WANT
TO GET ENGAGED.
THIS IS THE RING THAT I SHOULD
HAVE ON MY FINGER.
>> THAT'S A LIZ TAYLOR RING,
BABE.
>> YEAH.
I FEEL I SHOULD HAVE
AN ENGAGEMENT RING.
>> ALL WOMEN DESERVE DIAMONDS.
>> I NEVER HAD AN ENGAGEMENT
RING.
NEVER IN MY LIFE.
THE ONE THING I'M MISSING IS
A BIG DIAMOND ON MY FINGER.
>> YOU THINK WE COULD TRY SOME
RINGS ON?
>> OKAY.
>> I LIKE A BIG, GAUDY RING,
ALL DIAMONDS ON THE SIDES.
I NEED SOME BLING.
>> WE'LL SHOW YOU SOME BLING,
DEFINITELY.
THAT ONE'S BEAUTIFUL.
DIAMONDS ON EITHER SIDE, GOING
ALL THE WAY AROUND.
>> THAT'S WAY TOO SMALL.
I LIKE BIG.
>> SO, THERE'S ALWAYS A 6 1/2
CARAT.
WE CAN MAKE THAT IN ANY SIZE.
>> YEAH, MAYBE 10 TIMES BIGGER.
>> OKAY.
>> I LIKE THIS ONE.
>> [gasps]
>> THIS IS 15 1/2 CARAT.
FANCY YELLOW.
>> OH, LORD.
>> IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I NEED.
THAT.
OH, MY GOD.
>> OH, MY GOD.
LOSE YOUR MIND ON THAT.
HOW MUCH IS THIS?
>> THE LIST ON THAT IS $750,000.
>> EXCUSE ME?
>> [chuckles]
>> GOTTA GIVE THE HOUSE AND
THE CARS UP.
>> MY TASTE IS WAY TOO
EXTRAVAGANT FOR NEIL'S POCKETS.
HE'S ONLY A SANITATION WORKER.
NEIL CAN'T AFFORD THAT.
>> HE HAS TO WORK TWO JOBS, OR
HE HAS TO GO AND ROB SOMEBODY.
>> HE AIN'T THAT TYPE.
>> ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, YOU NEED--
YOU DESERVE THE FRIGGIN' RING.
>> JENNIFER.
>> ANGELA.
>> JENNIFER INVITED ME AND
THE GIRLS OVER FOR DINNER.
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS, 'CAUSE
JENNIFER CAN'T COOK.
WHAT, DID YA BURN SOMETHING?
IT SMELLS LIKE...
>> I MADE MY BEST DISH.
GRILLED CHEESE.
>> OH, THAT'S A GOOD [bleep]
DINNER.
I MAKE JEN THE BEST FOOD
FOR 30 YEARS.
I GO TO HER HOUSE ONCE, I GET
GRILLED CHEESE.
>> JEN-JEN.
>> WE'RE HERE.
>> HI, GIRLS.
>> WHAT ARE WE EATING, ONE
SANDWICH AT A TIME?
>> MY MOTHER DON'T LIKE ME USING
HER GOOD POTS.
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>> THIS IS ACTUALLY JEN'S
PARENTS' HOUSE, 'CAUSE THAT'S
WHERE SHE LIVES.
STILL WITH HER MOTHER AND
FATHER.
>> THIS IS A [bleep]
MASTERPIECE.
>> I JUST SPOKE TO TO A.J.
DRIVING HERE.
>> HOW'S HE DOING, ANYWAY?
GOOD?
>> DOING VERY WELL.
>> YEAH?
>> HE TOLD ME THAT HE'S GONNA
COME HOME ON AN 11-HOUR PASS.
>> THAT'S GREAT.
>> A.J. IS IN A DRUG
REHABILITATION CENTER.
SOMETIMES IF YOU'RE ON GOOD
BEHAVIOR, THE FACILITY GIVES YOU
A PASS TO COME HOME AND SEE YOUR
FAMILY FOR THE DAY.
I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING THROUGH
WITHDRAWALS.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY BABY.
SO, I'M THINKING OF THROWING
A BIG POOL PARTY.
>> GET HIM A STRIPPER.
>> WELL, NO, WHEN YOU WANT
A STRIPPER, YOU WANT TO GET HIGH
AND PARTY.
COME ON, SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK
AND ROLL.
>> NOTHING BUT LIQUOR,
NATURALLY.
>> NO, YOU CANNOT DO THAT TO
HIM.
>> RIGHT, LET'S SEE HOW HE CAN
ACT THEN.
A.J. CANNOT BE AROUND PEOPLE
THAT DRINK, BUT HE'S GONNA HAVE
A FUN DAY, NO MATTER WHAT.
>> SO, ANG, HOW'S THE SALON
COMING ALONG?
>> IT'S ALL SET UP.
IT LOOKS AMAZING.
THE SALON IS SLOWLY COMING
ALONG.
NOW I'M READY TO SHOW EVERYBODY
WHAT I'VE BEEN UP TO.
EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> I PUT A LOT OF MONEY INTO
THIS SALON.
I'M HOPING TO MAKE IT ALL BACK
AND MORE.
THIS PLACE BETTER BE THE BEST
SALON ON STATEN ISLAND.
>> YOUR LIFE IS ONE BIG, [bleep]
ROLLER COASTER, I SWEAR TO GOD.
>> ACTUALLY, I THINK IT'S ONE
BIG PARTY.
>> THAT TOO.
>> THAT IT IS.
[glasses clink]
[duck quacks]
AH, LOOK AT THOSE LIPS.
>> YOU LOVE IT?
>> I [bleep] LOVE IT TO DEATH.
>> TA-DAH, LOOK AT THIS, JEN.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> TODAY IS THE BIG DAY.
MY SALON IS OPENING UP, AND I
COULDN'T BE HAPPIER WITH THE WAY
IT CAME OUT.
OPEN THE TABLE.
PUT THE CHAMPAGNE RIGHT UP HERE.
THE GRAND OPENING HAS TO BE A
HUGE SUCCESS, BECAUSE MAMA LOVES
THE FAZULES.
I GOTTA GO TO MY QUEEN CHAIR.
>> [laughs]
>> I'M THE GODMOTHER.
>> MAKE THEM KISS YOUR [bleep]
RING.
>> LINDA!
>> KISS THE RING.
>> FRANKIE!
>> YOU LOOK GREAT SITTING THERE.
>> KISS THE RING!
>> OH, HERE COMES THE CREW.
>> HI, EVERYBODY!
[crowd cheering]
>> CONGRATULATIONS.
>> I WANT TO THANK EVERYBODY FOR
COMING TO MY NEW SALON.
AND LET'S START GETTING
SERVICES.
>> WHOO!
[crowd cheers]
>> WE'RE OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
WHOEVER WANTS TO BUY ANYTHING!
45.
THANK YOU.
>> IT'S TYPICAL FOR JANINE TO
TAKE OVER AND MAKE SURE I'M
MAKING THE MOOLAH.
>> THAT'S $40.
[indistinct chatter]
>> HELLO!
>> HI, RENEE.
>> OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I LOVE IT.
YOU ALWAYS DO IT RIGHT, ANG.
>> I HAD THE IDEA, AND I DID IT.
>> THAT'S YOU.
SO, I HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND ALL
SUMMER.
>> I KNOW, WHAT THE HELL YOU
BEEN DOING?
>> TRAVELING WITH A.J.
>> I WANT TO TRAVEL WITH MY SON
A.J.
>> HOW IS HE, BY THE WAY?
>> HE'S GOOD.
YOU KNOW, HE'S GOT A PASS FOR
11 HOURS THIS WEEKEND.
>> OKAY.
>> SO, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LITTLE
POOL PARTY IF YOU WANT TO COME
OVER.
>> OH, DEFINITELY.
>> I'M EXCITED.
>> GOOD.
>> YOU WANT TO GET--YOU WANT TO
GET THREADED?
>> OKAY.
>> TODAY WAS A HUGE SUCCESS.
THE SALON STARTED OUT AS
A SIMPLE IDEA, BUT I MADE THIS
A REALITY, 'CAUSE THAT'S JUST
HOW I ROLL.
>> SO, DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT
ANGELA'S SECRET IS?
>> WHAT IS YOUR SECRET?
>> KNOWING THAT I COULD PULL
THE SALON OFF AS QUICK AS I DID,
I KNOW I CAN DO ANYTHING.
>> THE SECRET IS TO MAKE MONEY.
>> [laughs]
>> MOOLAH!
>> HI, MAMA!
>> OH, HI, DRITA.
>> I MISS YOU.
>> I'VE BEEN EXPECTING A.J.
TO GET HOME ALL MORNING.
[doorbell rings]
HE SHOULD BE HERE ANY SECOND.
[upbeat music]
*
>> WHAT'RE YOU DOING?
>> CHECKING OUT SOME THINGS.
>> YOU'RE ALWAYS ON THE MOVE.
>> WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
>> HI, MAMA!
>> DRITA, WHAT'RE YOU DOING
HERE?
>> I MISS YOU.
HOW YOU BEEN?
>> GOOD.
>> SORRY I MISSED YOUR GRAND
OPENING.
>> IT WAS AMAZING.
>> GOOD, I'M HAPPY FOR YA.
>> IT'S A GREAT SURPRISE TO SEE
DRITA.
I HAVEN'T SEEN HER ALL SUMMER,
'CAUSE WE'VE BOTH BEEN SO BUSY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DRINK?
>> UM, JUST CLUB SODA.
I REALLY CAME BECAUSE I HEARD
ABOUT A.J., AND I WAS--YOU KNOW,
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU, SO...
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH THAT.
>> WELL, A.J. IS AWAY.
>> HE'S SO YOUNG, AND HE'S SO
GOOD-LOOKING AND SMART, AND IT'S
A SHAME.
>> BETTER HE'S THERE, AND YOU
CAN PUT YOUR HEAD ON THE PILLOW
AT NIGHT KNOWING WHERE HE IS.
>> I JUST HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT
FOR HIM, BECAUSE HE WANTED DO
SOMETHING FOR HIMSELF.
>> IT WAS THAT OR [bleep]...
HE'D BE DEAD.
>> HOW'S HE DOING THERE, THOUGH?
HE IS?
>> ALREADY, HE LOOKS LIKE
A DIFFERENT PERSON.
>> I BELIEVE IT.
AWESOME.
>> I'M GONNA HAVE A BIG POOL
PARTY FOR A.J.
>> WHEN IS THAT?
>> THAT'S ON SATURDAY.
>> THAT I CAN COME TO.
>> OH, GOOD, GOOD.
HE'LL BE SO EXCITED.
HE THINKS YOU'RE THE BOMB.
>> YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BLAST.
>> I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO
MY POOL PARTY.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT DAY,
AND DO ALL FUN GAMES.
NO BOOZE, NO TROUBLE, JUST LOTS
OF CLEAN FUN.
I WANT TO INVITE ALL OF MY
FRIENDS, EVERYBODY, ALL HIS--
NO, NONE OF HIS FRIENDS.
[both laugh]
>> WHY CAN'T I GET THIS [bleep]
LOBSTER OUT?
[bleep] AROUND WITH THIS LOBSTER
NO MORE.
>> LET ME DO IT FOR YOU.
>> I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO DO
IT.
>> FEEL LIKE I HAVE A CHILD.
>> YOU'RE GOOD AT IT.
[slurps]
>> HERE, BABY, OKAY?
[baby voice] THERE'S YOUR
LOBSTER.
EVER SINCE ME AND LINDA WENT TO
THE JEWELRY STORE, I CAN'T GET
DIAMONDS OUT OF MY HEAD.
>> SO, UM, I WAS AT THE JEWELRY
STORE, AND I SAW SOME VERY NICE
DIAMONDS.
>> [sighs] OH, MY GOD.
YOU MAKE IT LIKE YOU'RE...
>> I MAKE IT WHAT?
>> DEPRIVED.
>> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET THE
RING BEFORE YOU GET THE WEDDING.
>> OH, IS THAT HOW IT WORKS?
>> YEAH, USUALLY.
>> WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
>> IF I WAITED FOR YOU TO BUY ME
SOMETHING, I'D BE HOMELESS,
CLOTHES-LESS, EVERYTHING-LESS.
>> [laughs]
MAYBE WE GET TATTOOS OF RINGS
INSTEAD, IT'D BE A LOT CHEAPER.
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
TATTOO RING?
WHAT KIND OF GIRL DO YOU THINK
I AM, NEIL?
I WANT DIAMONDS, DIAMONDS,
DIAMONDS.
NEIL, YOU WANT TO CALL ME YOUR
WIFE, YOU NEED TO GET ME A RING.
>> ANGELA, TAKE IT EASY.
>> NO, I AIN'T TAKING IT EASY.
WAKE UP AND [bleep] SMELL
THE COFFEE.
IF YOU DON'T GET THE RING, IT'S
OVER.
THIS IS WHEN I MISS THE WISE
GUYS, 'CAUSE YOU WALK IN, AND
THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING ON THE
TABLE WAITING FOR YOU, WHETHER
IT'S BLING-BLING, FUR-FUR.
MARRIED TO NEIL, YOU WALK IN--
EHHH!
I GET THAT [bleep] RING!
>> ENOUGH WITH THE RING.
>> TODAY'S THE DAY OF THE PARTY.
I'VE BEEN EXPECTING A.J. TO GET
HOME ALL MORNING.
AND HE SHOULD BE HERE ANY
SECOND.
I'M SO EXCITED.
[doorbell rings]
[dog barks]
HELLO.
>> YOU ORDERED FOOD?
>> COME ON IN.
PUT IT HERE, PUT IT HERE, PUT IT
HERE.
THANK YOU.
[cell phone rings]
A.J., WHERE ARE YOU?
I GOT EVERYTHING FOR YOU FOR
YOUR PARTY TODAY.
I INVITED ALL THE PEOPLE.
I GOT YOU CHINESE FOOD, ALL YOUR
FAVORITE STUFF.
I GOT YOU THE SOAKY WATER GUNS
THAT HAVE--
>> OH, WOW.
OKAY.
A.J. CALLED, HE CAN'T COME HOME.
>> WHAT?
>> WHY?
IT'S NOTHING THAT HE DID, RIGHT?
[cell phone rings]
>> HELLO?
>> A.J.?
TODAY'S THE DAY OF THE PARTY.
I'VE BEEN EXPECTING A.J. TO GET
HOME ALL MORNING.
WHERE ARE YOU?
OH, WOW.
OH.
ALL RIGHT.
WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO?
YOU DON'T HAVE NO PROBLEM,
RIGHT?
>> NO.
>> OKAY.
I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS.
I FEEL REALLY SAD THAT A.J.
CAN'T BE HERE.
IT'S GONNA BE PRETTY HARD
TELLING EVERYBODY HE CAN'T COME.
IT'S REALLY UPSETTING ME RIGHT
NOW.
>> ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY YOU
DIDN'T MAKE IT, BUT WE'LL HAVE
PLENTY OF MORE PARTIES, DON'T
WORRY.
ALL RIGHT, I LOVE YOU.
ALL RIGHT, BYE.
>> BYE.
>> OH, THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH
FUN, I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE MY
NEPHEW.
>> WHAT, LIL' LOUIE?
>> NO, [bleep] THAT MUTT.
>> OH, BOY.
COME ON, LADIES.
>> ANG, YOU HERE?
>> ANGELA.
>> HEY, ANG, WHAT'S UP?
>> WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
>> A.J. CALLED.
HE CAN'T COME HOME.
>> [gasps]
>> WHAT?
>> WHY?
>> SOMETHING HAPPENED, THE WHOLE
PLACE LOCKED DOWN, NOBODY'S
ALLOWED TO LEAVE ON ANY PASS.
>> YOU JUST FOUND OUT NOW?
>> THEY LOCK DOWN THESE PLACES?
YOU GOTTA BE--
>> LIKE, THEY TAKE THE PASSES
AWAY FROM EVERYBODY.
>> EVERYONE GETS PUNISHED, IS
WHAT DETERS YOU.
>> IT'S NOTHING THAT HE DID,
RIGHT?
>> NO.
>> WELL, I FEEL BAD.
MY HEART BREAKS FOR YOU.
THAT SUCKS.
>> WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO?
>> ALL RIGHT, NOW THAT HE'S NOT
COMING, GET THE ALCOHOL.
>> YEAH.
YEAH, BABE.
>> WHERE'S THE PARTY AT?
>> OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
TAN TONY AND HOT FRANK.
>> LISTEN, A.J. COULDN'T COME.
>> YEAH, WE'LL HAVE FUN FOR HIM.
>> YEAH, WE WILL.
>> DON'T WORRY, ANG.
I'LL TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT A.J.
WHEN THEY GET HERE.
>> LET'S MAKE THE BEST OF IT,
LIKE ANTHONY SAYS.
I'M STILL GONNA SHOW EVERYBODY
A GOOD TIME, 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW
A.J. WOULD WANT IT.
PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO SHOW UP.
>> LOOK WHO'S HERE!
>> HI, DAVE!
>> HEY!
>> MY BABY!
OH, MY GOD!
MIMI!
>> MWAH.
>> PARTY, I'M HERE!
>> AAH!
>> NO MATTER WHAT, I HAD TO BE
HERE.
>> HI, SANDY.
>> I DARE YOU.
LET'S GO.
>> [laughs]
>> OH, MY GOD!
RENEE IS CRAZY AS EVER.
SHE'LL NEVER CHANGE.
THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT HER.
[crowd cheers]
>> I AM THE BEAUTY QUEEN!
>> RENEE NEEDS TO WATCH HERSELF.
YOU KNOW, THAT IS SANDY'S GUY.
I SWEAR, THESE TWO ARE
LOVEBIRDS.
SOMETHING'S UP HERE.
THIS IS REALLY SCARY.
[laughs]
>> SANDY!
SANDY!
>> [laughs]
SHE'S NUTS.
HI, DRITA.
>> YOU LOOK GREAT.
>> I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT.
>> OH, THANK YOU.
I LOVE THIS.
>> YOU LOOK SO COLORFUL.
>> RENEE.
>> HOW ARE--I'M A LITTLE--
BOOBS--BOOBS ARE WET.
>> SHE WAS IN THE POOL WITH HER
CLOTHES ON.
[crowd cheers]
I'M SO HAPPY TO HAVE MY FRIENDS
AND FAMILY AROUND ME, AND NO
MATTER HOW DOWN I AM, THEY'RE
ALWAYS THERE TO GIVE ME A GOOD
LAUGH.
THAT'S WHY I LOVE THEM.
[crowd cheering]
>> JANINE!
JANINE!
COME HERE.
I GOTTA SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
>> YOU WANNA SHOW ME SOMETHING?
>> YEAH.
I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING I GOT
FOR YOUR SISTER.
>> WHAT?
OH, MY GOD.
>> THINK SHE'S GONNA LIKE IT?
>> YOU'RE GONNA GIVE HER A REAL
HEART ATTACK.
>> EVERYBODY'S GOTTA LISTEN UP!
I GOTTA TELL ANGELA SOMETHING!
I WENT AND GOT YOU SOME SPECIAL
CHINESE FOOD, YOUR FAVORITE.
>> HAVEN'T HAD YOUR FILL OF BIG
>> I GOTTA SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> THINK SHE'S GONNA LIKE IT?
>> YOU'RE GONNA GIVE HER A REAL
HEART ATTACK.
[dance music playing]
*
>> AAH, AAH, AAH!
[music slows down]
[crowd groaning]
>> ANGELA.
COME HERE, I GOTTA TALK TO YOU.
EVERYBODY'S GOTTA LISTEN UP!
I GOTTA TELL ANGELA SOMETHING!
>> WAIT!
>> THERE'S AN ANNOUNCEMENT!
>> COME OVER HERE.
EVERYBODY'S GOTTA LISTEN.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> I WENT AND GOT YOU SOME
SPECIAL CHINESE FOOD, YOUR
FAVORITE.
OPEN UP.
SEE IF YOU LIKE THE CHINESE
FOOD.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> WHAT IS IT?
>> LO MEIN.
[laughter]
>> GOT BLING.
[crowd cheering and hooting]
>> WHAT IS IT?
>> LET'S SEE!
>> OPEN THAT!
[crowd shouting]
>> WHAT IS IT?
>> LET'S SEE.
[Mendelssohn's Wedding March]
*
>> OH, MY GOD.
[crowd cheers, applauds]
NO.
>> AH, GET LOST!
>> YOU LIKE IT?
[laughter]
>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
>> I'M IN SHOCK.
IT'S HUGE, I LOVE IT, LOVE IT,
LOVE IT, LOVE IT!
GOT THE BLING-BLING ON THE
FING-FING.
THANK YOU, NEIL.
THE RIGHT SIZE, THE RIGHT
DIAMONDS ALL AROUND IT.
HE DID VERY GOOD.
>> [laughs]
[crowd cheers, applauds]
>> THAT STONE IS [bleep] SICK.
>> CONGRATULATIONS.
>> I KNOW, YOU REALLY DO.
>> WHOO!
>> AS MUCH AS I WISH A.J. WAS
HERE TO CELEBRATE THIS WITH ME
RIGHT NOW, I KNOW IT'S BEST FOR
HIM TO BE AWAY SO HE CAN GET
BETTER.
>> NEIL FINALLY DID IT!
>> NEIL'S ACTUALLY STEPPED UP TO
THE PLATE.
IT WAS THE TOUGHEST DAY FOR ME,
AND NEIL MADE IT THE BEST.
HE'S MY HUSBAND.
HE LIKES WHEN I SAY THAT.
>> CELEBRATE!
>> [whistles]
>> GET THE CHAMPAGNE!
>> OH!
>> WHOO!
>> THIS HAS BEEN A BIG SUMMER
FOR ME.
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
I STARTED A NEW BUSINESS...
AAH!
I DID IT!
AND MY OLD BUSINESS BLEW UP.
I MADE A LOT OF MONEY...
OPA!
AND I SPENT A LOT OF MONEY.
I'M BUYING THE CASA!
[cheering]
I MADE SOME NEW FRIENDS.
>> MAKE SOME NOISE FOR BIG ANG,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
>> HA-HA!
WAAH!
I TRIED SOME NEW THINGS.
>> SAY, "DIAMONDS."
>> DIAMONDS.
I THREW SOME [bleep] INSANE
PARTIES.
>> OH!
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> I ALMOST HAD A FEW HEART
ATTACKS.
I'M FEELING A LITTLE CREEPED
OUT RIGHT HERE.
BUT I SURVIVED...
[all cheering]
AND NOW I'M ENGAGED...
TO MY HUSBAND.
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT LIFE IS
GONNA THROW AT YOU, BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT?
I'M JUST GONNA KEEP ON LIVING,
KEEP ON PARTYING, JUST KEEP ON
DOING EVERYTHING BIG.
LONG AS I HAVE MY FRIENDS,
AND MY FAMILY, AND MY DIAMONDS.
[dance music]
*
>> WHOO-HOO!