1
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Oh, is it bedtime already?

2
00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:06,466
Well, come along Mr. Tibbs.

3
00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:25,520
Don't be scared, Mr. Tibbs.

4
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Silly old thunderstorm.

5
00:01:36,363 --> 00:01:37,230
Oh!

6
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Probably a mouse,
a large mouse.

7
00:01:40,735 --> 00:01:42,604
A badger, perhaps.

8
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Must have left
the back door open.

9
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Oh, what?

10
00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:49,777
<i>Lord Monroe,</i>

11
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<i>how about</i>
<i>a bedtime nursery rhyme?</i>

12
00:01:53,648 --> 00:01:55,917
<i>This little</i>
<i>piggy went to market.</i>

13
00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:58,452
<i>This little</i>
<i>piggy stayed at home.</i>

14
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<i>This little piggy</i>
<i>went...</i>

15
00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:01,923
Yes, that's it.

16
00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:05,158
- Squeal all the way home!
- Oh, no, no, no!

17
00:02:05,192 --> 00:02:08,395
I'm coming for
you my little piggy!

18
00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:09,697
Oh, my coccyx!

19
00:02:09,731 --> 00:02:10,865
Come on, Monroe!

20
00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:11,866
Light on your feet.

21
00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:13,266
Makes like pistons.

22
00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,637
Almost there. Mr. Tibbs.

23
00:02:15,670 --> 00:02:18,773
Mr. Tibbs?

24
00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:19,807
No!

25
00:02:20,675 --> 00:02:22,510
Mr. Tibbs!

26
00:02:24,979 --> 00:02:26,814
I'm coming old friend!

27
00:02:26,848 --> 00:02:29,182
I'll not leave a bear behind!

28
00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:36,356
Mr. Tibbs?

29
00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:40,928
Oh, Mr. Tibbs,
what's gotten into you?

30
00:02:40,962 --> 00:02:43,865
- Leave this house.
- Oh my word!

31
00:02:47,635 --> 00:02:49,804
Unhand my teddy you fiend!

32
00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:54,341
-You can't run from me!
-Almost there!

33
00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:57,679
Oh my word!

34
00:02:57,712 --> 00:02:59,312
Here I come!

35
00:03:00,247 --> 00:03:01,883
This handle is defective!

36
00:03:01,916 --> 00:03:04,484
Behind you!

37
00:03:04,519 --> 00:03:06,353
Daddy will
protect you, Mr. Tibbs!

38
00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:07,454
The window!

39
00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:09,356
Remember
your years in the gymnasium!

40
00:03:15,797 --> 00:03:17,699
I love you, be a good bear!

41
00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:26,466
Are we there
yet?

42
00:04:26,501 --> 00:04:27,300
No.

43
00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:28,401
Are we there yet?

44
00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:29,137
No.

45
00:04:29,170 --> 00:04:30,571
When do we get to
England?

46
00:04:30,605 --> 00:04:32,339
We are in England dodo.

47
00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:33,741
Do they have
bathrooms in England?

48
00:04:33,775 --> 00:04:35,308
Yes, boys.

49
00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:35,943
- 'Cause I gotta go!
- We are here!

50
00:04:35,977 --> 00:04:37,477
Yay, England!

51
00:04:37,512 --> 00:04:38,579
Hello governor, tea time.

52
00:04:38,613 --> 00:04:39,981
Oh Hiram, look at
these

53
00:04:40,014 --> 00:04:42,950
darling gates, they're so
wonderfully gothic.

54
00:04:42,984 --> 00:04:44,819
Canter-bile?

55
00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:47,387
No, Kent, Canter-ville.

56
00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:49,389
It is a real
humdinger,

57
00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:51,559
and at a bargain price, too.

58
00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:53,561
And all because
people say it's haunted.

59
00:04:53,594 --> 00:04:55,029
Oo, creepy forest!

60
00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:56,429
There's no need to be
scared

61
00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,566
of this
so-called ghost, Virginia.

62
00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:02,837
Fear of the unknown and
unexplained is merely ignorance.

63
00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:05,640
I'm not scared.

64
00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:09,677
Just think, our very
own English manor house.

65
00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:15,616
I bet you could
fit 50 ghosts in there.

66
00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:17,919
Boys, did you not
hear what I just said?

67
00:05:17,952 --> 00:05:18,986
Not really.

68
00:05:19,020 --> 00:05:21,022
We usually just listen to
mom.

69
00:05:21,055 --> 00:05:23,090
I bet I see
the ghost first, Louis.

70
00:05:23,124 --> 00:05:26,027
Unless your ugly face
scares him away first, Kent.

71
00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:29,630
Wow, this place is old.

72
00:05:29,664 --> 00:05:32,432
Super old!
Older than Dad!

73
00:05:33,968 --> 00:05:35,803
Hideous!

74
00:05:35,837 --> 00:05:37,505
She's got donuts on
her head.

75
00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:38,840
Boys!

76
00:05:38,873 --> 00:05:41,509
Mrs. Umney, I presume?

77
00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:43,978
Hiram Otis, at your service.

78
00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:48,549
Welcome to Canterville Chase.

79
00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:50,785
This way.

80
00:05:51,886 --> 00:05:53,353
Oh, my.

81
00:05:53,988 --> 00:05:55,122
Where's the ghost?

82
00:05:55,156 --> 00:05:56,489
- I wanna be haunted first.
- Oh!

83
00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:58,491
No fair,
I wanna be haunted first.

84
00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:00,561
- Have you seen the ghost?
- Are you the ghost?

85
00:06:00,595 --> 00:06:02,063
Or maybe a zombie?

86
00:06:02,096 --> 00:06:03,564
Do you want to eat my eyeballs?

87
00:06:03,598 --> 00:06:04,665
You can eat his brains.

88
00:06:04,699 --> 00:06:05,867
He doesn't use them.

89
00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:07,602
What charming
children.

90
00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:08,936
Let's go this way.

91
00:06:08,970 --> 00:06:11,606
- Hey, look, a torch!
- Oh, Hiram!

92
00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:14,407
Oh, man, this
fireplace is so big,

93
00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:15,509
I can crawl inside it!

94
00:06:19,113 --> 00:06:21,816
Fight me, Kent!

95
00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:24,151
It's okay, I think
we own that painting now.

96
00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:26,921
Is a stained glass
window more expensive

97
00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:28,556
than a regular window?

98
00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:31,525
Oh, Hiram, it's
just so perfect.

99
00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:32,627
So grand!

100
00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:36,030
- Hm, a little gloomy.
- Got you!

101
00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:38,633
But I have
something that will fix that!

102
00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:40,701
Electricity, Mrs. Umney.

103
00:06:40,735 --> 00:06:42,670
Power of the future.

104
00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:44,672
Oh, I wouldn't
know about that, Sir.

105
00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:47,875
Of course you wouldn't.

106
00:06:47,909 --> 00:06:49,944
You're just
a little old English lady.

107
00:06:52,113 --> 00:06:53,648
Ow, hit me again, Kent!

108
00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:56,117
What's French for in your face?

109
00:06:57,184 --> 00:06:58,619
Yes, indeed.

110
00:06:58,653 --> 00:07:00,821
This room will
make the perfect setting

111
00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:03,157
for our grand banquet.

112
00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:06,493
The house will be filled with
members of The Royal Society,

113
00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:09,764
heads of industry,
possibly even a duke or two.

114
00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:14,001
The perfect way to put
American electricals on the map.

115
00:07:14,035 --> 00:07:15,870
The Royal Society?

116
00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:16,971
Dukes?

117
00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:18,773
Oh, Hiram.

118
00:07:18,806 --> 00:07:20,675
I sent the invitations
back in Boston.

119
00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:22,777
Lead on Mrs. Umney.

120
00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:24,211
Hiram?

121
00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:29,784
Child.

122
00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:31,686
Golden child.

123
00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:38,592
This way.

124
00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:40,628
Virginia, keep up.

125
00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,736
I'm coming!

126
00:07:57,278 --> 00:07:59,847
And this is the library.

127
00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,683
What a splendid
collection, huh pumpkin?

128
00:08:02,717 --> 00:08:04,752
We had books back home, Pa.

129
00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:09,090
I know it's hard
leaving everything behind,

130
00:08:09,123 --> 00:08:10,758
but you'll make new friends.

131
00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:13,127
This is going to
be a great adventure.

132
00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,062
Come on now, no tears.

133
00:08:15,096 --> 00:08:16,630
I'm not crying.

134
00:08:21,135 --> 00:08:23,170
What happened to
the previous owner?

135
00:08:23,204 --> 00:08:25,706
He's in the asylum
now.

136
00:08:25,740 --> 00:08:27,908
Poor Lord Monroe.

137
00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:32,213
All he does is scream
and scream day and night.

138
00:08:38,152 --> 00:08:38,819
He goes.

139
00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:44,291
You see, for the past 300 years,

140
00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:48,829
each and every owner of this
house has been forced to flee,

141
00:08:48,863 --> 00:08:53,200
driven mad by the ghost
of Sir Simon de Canterville.

142
00:08:53,234 --> 00:08:55,936
Cards wallops
and crazy talk. Ha!

143
00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:59,106
I assure you, we Otis's
are made of sterner stuff

144
00:08:59,140 --> 00:09:04,111
and no ghost, real or otherwise
is ever gonna scare us.

145
00:09:04,145 --> 00:09:05,112
Jehoshaphat!

146
00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:08,249
Whoa!

147
00:09:12,186 --> 00:09:14,355
Virginia's scared of
the ghost!

148
00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:16,757
She probably peed in her
pants!

149
00:09:16,791 --> 00:09:18,059
- Kent laughs]
- Ow!

150
00:09:18,092 --> 00:09:19,827
- The books are haunted.
- Nice shot.

151
00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:22,063
I hope that wasn't
the first edition.

152
00:09:22,096 --> 00:09:23,998
Now, come on.

153
00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:25,232
There's work to be done.

154
00:09:25,266 --> 00:09:27,735
This is our new home!

155
00:09:28,369 --> 00:09:30,004
Boys!

156
00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:30,971
- It was Kent!
- It was Louis!

157
00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:32,807
It was the ghost!

158
00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:35,142
Well, isn't this
a darling room?

159
00:09:35,176 --> 00:09:36,944
I hate it.

160
00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:38,245
Oh.

161
00:09:38,279 --> 00:09:40,147
Will you be
coming down to dinner?

162
00:09:40,181 --> 00:09:41,982
Not hungry.

163
00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,784
Virginia, this has to stop.

164
00:09:43,818 --> 00:09:45,719
This is our home now so,

165
00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:48,656
so I suggest you get used to it.

166
00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,157
I will not get used to it.

167
00:09:50,191 --> 00:09:51,358
I hate it here!

168
00:09:51,392 --> 00:09:53,761
Okay, good talk.

169
00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,729
I wish we'd never come!

170
00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:56,397
All right, darling.

171
00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,631
I love you.

172
00:09:59,934 --> 00:10:01,669
Strange.

173
00:10:05,406 --> 00:10:07,308
How did you get up here?

174
00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:42,309
"When the barren almond bears."

175
00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:17,711
Uh huh.

176
00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,382
Hm?

177
00:11:27,188 --> 00:11:28,322
Uh...

178
00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:43,204
Oh!

179
00:11:43,237 --> 00:11:44,104
Okay!

180
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:47,741
Not good, not good!

181
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,293
Ow!

182
00:12:06,327 --> 00:12:07,194
That hurt.

183
00:12:07,228 --> 00:12:08,229
Good.

184
00:12:08,262 --> 00:12:09,997
That's why I threw it.

185
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:12,366
Trying to scare
me like that.

186
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,867
Stop goggling, lad.

187
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,869
Have ye no manners?

188
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,104
Who's goggling?

189
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,206
And who are you calling lad?

190
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,808
You're a maid?

191
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:21,976
But you're wearing pantaloons.

192
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,547
These are riding
breeches, actually.

193
00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:27,414
Who ever heard
of a girl in trousers?

194
00:12:27,448 --> 00:12:29,250
Tis against nature.

195
00:12:29,283 --> 00:12:31,919
So you're the Canterville ghost.

196
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,020
Indeed.

197
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,255
Why?

198
00:12:34,288 --> 00:12:37,191
Does it make
the blood curdle in your veins

199
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:40,361
to speak with one who has passed

200
00:12:40,394 --> 00:12:42,096
beyond this veil of tears,

201
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:46,800
and returned to
walk amongst the living?

202
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:49,470
Not really.

203
00:12:49,504 --> 00:12:51,205
Oh.

204
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,373
I don't
think you're that scary at all.

205
00:12:52,406 --> 00:12:53,541
Oh, but I am!

206
00:12:53,575 --> 00:12:55,843
I am enormously scary.

207
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:59,413
And I shall drive
you and your cursed family away

208
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,382
just like all
the others.

209
00:13:05,386 --> 00:13:07,054
Oh, really?

210
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:10,491
I bet you can't scare
my family out of here in,

211
00:13:10,525 --> 00:13:14,361
shall we say two weeks?

212
00:13:14,395 --> 00:13:15,429
A mere fortnite?

213
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,564
Ha!

214
00:13:16,598 --> 00:13:18,399
Don't bother unpacking.

215
00:13:18,432 --> 00:13:21,835
You'll be gibbering down
the driveway within the week.

216
00:13:24,038 --> 00:13:26,840
And what a shame that would be.

217
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,112
How charming to
meet you, Your Grace.

218
00:13:32,146 --> 00:13:35,482
Would you care for
a cucumber sandwich?

219
00:13:35,517 --> 00:13:37,117
Mm, very good dear.

220
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:41,488
Hiram, would
you close the curtains?

221
00:13:41,523 --> 00:13:43,324
It's chilly in here.

222
00:13:43,357 --> 00:13:44,224
Yes, dear.

223
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,430
Ben Franklin would've loved
to fly his kite in this storm.

224
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,400
Oh!

225
00:13:53,434 --> 00:13:55,936
Hiram, I said
close the curtains.

226
00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:58,573
Hm.

227
00:13:58,606 --> 00:14:00,508
These old houses.

228
00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:01,942
Inferior fittings.

229
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,911
Yeah, unruly drafts.

230
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,613
Character and history, Hiram.

231
00:14:05,647 --> 00:14:07,549
Hm, shoddy English
workmanship more like.

232
00:14:07,582 --> 00:14:08,949
What's that, Hiram?

233
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,484
I love you, dear!

234
00:14:16,624 --> 00:14:17,491
Oh!

235
00:14:18,593 --> 00:14:21,161
My breeches.

236
00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:22,963
Oh, even the fire is defective.

237
00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:25,032
Yeah.

238
00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:27,034
Yeah.

239
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,070
Hm?

240
00:14:30,104 --> 00:14:30,971
Hm.

241
00:14:35,643 --> 00:14:39,313
Shall I tell
you a bedtime story?

242
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:40,515
Hm?

243
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,284
Well, I'll be.

244
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:48,288
It appears the rumors
of the ghost are true.

245
00:14:50,658 --> 00:14:52,092
Oh!

246
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:53,661
A goblin!

247
00:14:53,695 --> 00:14:55,429
Do you mind, Sir?

248
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:56,964
This is our bedroom.

249
00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,666
Hiram, I'm in my undergarments.

250
00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,502
She has a point, Sir.

251
00:15:00,535 --> 00:15:02,637
This is most inappropriate.

252
00:15:02,670 --> 00:15:04,405
I must ask you to leave.

253
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:07,709
Must?

254
00:15:07,742 --> 00:15:10,010
No, this is my house.

255
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,445
I'm asking you to leave.

256
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:12,614
One moment, Sir.

257
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,385
May I recommend
Dr. Dobell's Tincture Remedy

258
00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:20,220
- for Hoarse Throat.
- No, you may not.

259
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:21,556
And while you're at it,

260
00:15:21,589 --> 00:15:24,158
you may want to go to
work on those noisy chains

261
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:27,127
with
Tammany's Rising Sun Lubricator.

262
00:15:27,161 --> 00:15:29,396
Otherwise,
nobody's gonna sleep a wink.

263
00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:30,497
What?

264
00:15:30,532 --> 00:15:32,199
There shall be no lubricating.

265
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,033
Oh.

266
00:15:33,768 --> 00:15:36,638
Now, if you wouldn't mind?

267
00:15:36,671 --> 00:15:38,238
Wouldn't mind what?

268
00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:40,374
Well, let me
just say very strongly

269
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,577
that this is my house and I-

270
00:15:42,610 --> 00:15:45,145
Goodnight to you, Sir.

271
00:15:46,447 --> 00:15:47,347
Oh!

272
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:49,983
Finally, a real ghost!

273
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:52,654
Well, hello, child.

274
00:15:53,521 --> 00:15:55,723
England's so boring.

275
00:15:55,757 --> 00:15:57,458
Will you play with us?

276
00:15:57,491 --> 00:15:59,159
Why, of course.

277
00:15:59,193 --> 00:16:01,995
But let's not get ahead of our-

278
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,665
-Heads up, Louis!
-Wait!

279
00:16:03,698 --> 00:16:05,065
What are you doing?

280
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,200
For the touchdown!

281
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,535
Oh no, my head is
spinning!

282
00:16:08,736 --> 00:16:11,305
Just wait!

283
00:16:13,675 --> 00:16:14,709
It's gone!

284
00:16:15,677 --> 00:16:18,145
And the crowd goes wild!

285
00:16:19,514 --> 00:16:20,180
Who are these people?

286
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:23,083
The rudeness!

287
00:16:24,786 --> 00:16:27,120
I will drive them out.

288
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,356
Imitate the action of the tiger,

289
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,526
stiffen the sinews,
summon up the blood.

290
00:16:31,559 --> 00:16:34,495
I will scare them so hard,

291
00:16:34,529 --> 00:16:39,299
they will never return to
England's glorious shores again.

292
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,134
You talk a good fight,

293
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,403
but what if
you're losing your touch?

294
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:44,438
What?

295
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:45,507
How dare you.

296
00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:46,808
What do you know, anyway?

297
00:16:46,841 --> 00:16:48,810
You don't even have a brain.

298
00:16:48,843 --> 00:16:50,410
Neither do you.

299
00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:51,311
Right!

300
00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:54,749
It's the bucket for you, Sir!

301
00:16:54,782 --> 00:16:57,050
Oh, very immature.

302
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,653
Put the bucket over the skull.

303
00:16:58,686 --> 00:16:59,821
Hilarious.

304
00:16:59,854 --> 00:17:02,055
Never gets old.

305
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,458
All I'm saying is
you've been haunting

306
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:07,194
this house for 300 years.

307
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:10,665
Mayhap your steel
has lost its edge?

308
00:17:10,698 --> 00:17:11,533
300 years?

309
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,435
Has it really been so long?

310
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:24,746
Hyah!

311
00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:46,734
Oh!

312
00:17:46,768 --> 00:17:47,702
I hate this place.

313
00:17:47,735 --> 00:17:48,736
Hyah!

314
00:17:50,538 --> 00:17:51,438
Oh, goodness gracious!

315
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,808
What a lovely horsey.

316
00:17:53,841 --> 00:17:54,876
Oh, horsey.

317
00:17:54,909 --> 00:17:56,844
That's got it.

318
00:17:56,878 --> 00:17:57,679
No, it hasn't.

319
00:17:57,712 --> 00:17:58,713
Ah!

320
00:17:58,746 --> 00:17:59,614
Are you all right?

321
00:17:59,647 --> 00:18:01,281
Never better, thank you.

322
00:18:01,315 --> 00:18:02,617
Lovely day for a ride.

323
00:18:02,650 --> 00:18:06,153
Yeah, I suggest
you stop before you get hurt.

324
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,487
Oh, dear.

325
00:18:08,690 --> 00:18:11,158
Excelsior, you idiot, please.

326
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:11,859
Whoa!

327
00:18:11,893 --> 00:18:13,795
Ah!

328
00:18:13,828 --> 00:18:17,264
Oh, what are you doing?

329
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:20,400
I think you could
do with some help here.

330
00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:23,337
What's happening now?

331
00:18:24,706 --> 00:18:26,641
Whoa boy!

332
00:18:26,674 --> 00:18:27,508
Oh, boy!

333
00:18:27,542 --> 00:18:29,209
Yes, oh boy indeed.

334
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,279
Thank you.

335
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:35,349
Gosh, that is high.

336
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,756
I must say, that was brilliant.

337
00:18:41,789 --> 00:18:42,590
My name's Henry.

338
00:18:42,624 --> 00:18:44,224
Good for you.

339
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,728
Maybe you should
try walking next time.

340
00:18:46,761 --> 00:18:48,730
You are a woeful horseman.

341
00:18:49,764 --> 00:18:50,865
Whoopsie daisy!

342
00:18:50,898 --> 00:18:52,265
Oh!

343
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,133
She can be
a little temperamental,

344
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,402
but she's
a lovely old thing, really?

345
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:56,638
Aren't you, Excelsior?

346
00:18:59,507 --> 00:19:00,642
Excelsior?

347
00:19:00,675 --> 00:19:01,542
Excelsior?

348
00:19:02,577 --> 00:19:03,310
Excelsior?

349
00:19:04,879 --> 00:19:07,214
So, you're a duke?

350
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,449
Does that mean I have
to call you your Highness?

351
00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:10,885
Because I'm not about to.

352
00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:12,419
It's Your Grace, actually.

353
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,221
Although I prefer Henry.

354
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,657
So, how are you finding England?

355
00:19:16,691 --> 00:19:17,491
I hate it.

356
00:19:17,525 --> 00:19:18,693
Ah, right.

357
00:19:18,726 --> 00:19:20,193
What, all of it?

358
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:22,195
Everything I've seen so far.

359
00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:24,666
Yes, well, I suppose
it can be a bit stuffy.

360
00:19:24,699 --> 00:19:25,667
Here we are.

361
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,802
Home sweet home.

362
00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:29,336
Canterville?

363
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,838
Canterville Chase?

364
00:19:30,872 --> 00:19:32,707
Are you okay?

365
00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:34,374
Oh, no.

366
00:19:34,408 --> 00:19:35,576
Yes.

367
00:19:35,610 --> 00:19:36,978
Yes, of course.

368
00:19:37,011 --> 00:19:40,581
It's just that I've never
actually been to Canterville.

369
00:19:40,615 --> 00:19:43,551
My mother would
definitely not approve.

370
00:19:43,584 --> 00:19:45,653
Do you always do
what your mother says?

371
00:19:45,687 --> 00:19:46,921
Heavens no!

372
00:19:46,954 --> 00:19:48,422
I always think it vital
to do the exact opposite

373
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:51,626
of what one's
mother wants, don't you?

374
00:19:51,659 --> 00:19:53,528
Oh, absolutely.

375
00:19:53,561 --> 00:19:55,395
-Vital.
-There, you see?

376
00:19:55,429 --> 00:19:57,765
Something we have
in common.

377
00:19:57,799 --> 00:20:00,601
This is going awfully
well.

378
00:20:00,635 --> 00:20:02,603
What's she got
against Canterville anyway?

379
00:20:02,637 --> 00:20:04,906
Well, we, the Cheshires
and the Cantervilles

380
00:20:04,939 --> 00:20:06,574
have never really got on.

381
00:20:06,607 --> 00:20:07,875
We used to own
the place, you see,

382
00:20:07,909 --> 00:20:10,611
centuries ago until
the ghost drove us out.

383
00:20:10,645 --> 00:20:11,646
Really?

384
00:20:11,679 --> 00:20:12,947
Yes, and
we grand English families,

385
00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:14,515
we do like to bear a grudge.

386
00:20:14,549 --> 00:20:15,550
Silly, really.

387
00:20:16,718 --> 00:20:19,286
Oh!

388
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,354
What a horrid crow.

389
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,825
- I've seen Mr. Crow before.
- Good for you.

390
00:20:23,858 --> 00:20:26,460
I've seen these
gates before, too.

391
00:20:27,829 --> 00:20:29,997
Oh, gosh, you're strong.

392
00:20:30,031 --> 00:20:33,366
Wow, it's some kind of garden.

393
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,335
Let's go in.

394
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:37,038
It seems rather nasty in there.

395
00:20:37,071 --> 00:20:39,272
Perhaps you ought
to fire your gardener.

396
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:40,808
There's someone in there.

397
00:20:40,842 --> 00:20:41,909
Come on. Oh!

398
00:20:41,943 --> 00:20:43,778
Hold your hands out like this.

399
00:20:43,811 --> 00:20:44,612
Why?

400
00:20:45,479 --> 00:20:46,346
Ow, ow!

401
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,316
What are you doing?

402
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:52,419
I see, I'm a sort of
ladder.

403
00:20:53,487 --> 00:20:54,722
Hello?

404
00:20:54,756 --> 00:20:55,823
Hey.

405
00:20:55,857 --> 00:20:57,357
Hello, there!

406
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,527
You're quite
a reckless sort, aren't you?

407
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,028
I'm gonna climb
down the other side.

408
00:21:01,062 --> 00:21:02,530
Yes, of course you are.

409
00:21:10,104 --> 00:21:13,074
Miss Otis, hello.

410
00:21:13,107 --> 00:21:14,441
Are you all right?

411
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,611
Yeah, I'm fine.

412
00:21:16,644 --> 00:21:17,745
You can put me down now.

413
00:21:17,779 --> 00:21:19,680
Yes, sorry.

414
00:21:19,714 --> 00:21:20,782
You look awful.

415
00:21:20,815 --> 00:21:22,449
I mean, a bit pale.

416
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,384
Tea, hot sugary tea.

417
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:25,520
Tea always works.

418
00:21:25,553 --> 00:21:27,989
I'll get you some
tea from the house.

419
00:21:28,022 --> 00:21:28,956
I'm American.

420
00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:30,725
I don't drink tea!

421
00:21:30,758 --> 00:21:31,859
I'm fine.

422
00:21:31,893 --> 00:21:33,060
Tea always helps.

423
00:21:33,094 --> 00:21:34,862
I'll be right back just as soon

424
00:21:34,896 --> 00:21:37,031
as I find the tea and
the kitchen and some stuff.

425
00:21:37,899 --> 00:21:40,001
Oh, you again?

426
00:21:40,034 --> 00:21:41,434
What do you want?

427
00:21:48,976 --> 00:21:49,644
What is it?

428
00:21:51,145 --> 00:21:55,583
And I'm talking to a bird
now, which is perfectly normal.

429
00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:02,023
Oh, great.

430
00:22:02,056 --> 00:22:03,090
Bye then!

431
00:22:07,795 --> 00:22:08,696
What is that?

432
00:22:35,890 --> 00:22:38,391
Virginia?

433
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:39,093
Virginia!

434
00:22:49,904 --> 00:22:51,371
Are you ready for that tea now?

435
00:22:57,678 --> 00:22:59,547
You're awfully brave.

436
00:22:59,580 --> 00:23:00,882
You haven't cried once.

437
00:23:00,915 --> 00:23:02,917
Perhaps you're in shock.

438
00:23:02,950 --> 00:23:04,785
Crying doesn't solve anything.

439
00:23:04,819 --> 00:23:07,889
You shouldn't go
swimming in the lake.

440
00:23:07,922 --> 00:23:10,024
Terrible things have
happened in that lake.

441
00:23:10,057 --> 00:23:11,993
It was the gardener.

442
00:23:12,026 --> 00:23:13,794
He just showed
up out of nowhere.

443
00:23:13,828 --> 00:23:14,829
Gardener?

444
00:23:15,930 --> 00:23:19,967
There's been no gardener
here these 30 years, hence.

445
00:23:20,001 --> 00:23:22,469
Ever since
Mr. Meriweather was found

446
00:23:22,503 --> 00:23:23,838
in the vegetable patch,

447
00:23:23,871 --> 00:23:27,508
frozen with fear still
clutching his Brassicas.

448
00:23:31,145 --> 00:23:32,613
It's Sir Simon.

449
00:23:33,114 --> 00:23:34,715
But who is she?

450
00:23:34,749 --> 00:23:35,850
The Lady Eleanor.

451
00:23:37,618 --> 00:23:39,120
Well, well, well.

452
00:23:39,153 --> 00:23:41,088
What is it, Mrs. Umney?

453
00:23:41,122 --> 00:23:42,189
I must not say.

454
00:23:42,990 --> 00:23:44,091
Very well.

455
00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:46,127
On your own head, be it.

456
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:50,831
They say Sir Simon drowned
his beloved wife in the lake.

457
00:23:50,865 --> 00:23:54,068
That is why he is
cursed to haunt this place.

458
00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:55,736
He drowned her?

459
00:23:56,938 --> 00:23:58,572
But they look so happy.

460
00:23:58,606 --> 00:24:01,108
People say
his spirit can never rest

461
00:24:01,142 --> 00:24:04,612
until the prophecy is fulfilled.

462
00:24:04,645 --> 00:24:05,713
Prophecy?

463
00:24:05,746 --> 00:24:08,683
It's said to be written
somewhere in the grounds.

464
00:24:08,716 --> 00:24:11,018
My family have
served here generations,

465
00:24:11,052 --> 00:24:13,254
and though many
have sought the prophecy,

466
00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:15,089
none have found it.

467
00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:15,923
Your tea, Miss.

468
00:24:15,957 --> 00:24:17,158
I told you, I told you!

469
00:24:17,191 --> 00:24:18,192
There he is.

470
00:24:18,225 --> 00:24:19,860
Virginia has a boyfriend.

471
00:24:19,894 --> 00:24:22,096
Virginia, what's this I hear?

472
00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:23,264
Swimming in the lake?

473
00:24:23,297 --> 00:24:24,632
With a boy!

474
00:24:24,665 --> 00:24:26,133
Wait till Dad hears.

475
00:24:26,167 --> 00:24:28,102
I wasn't swimming, Mother.

476
00:24:28,135 --> 00:24:29,971
I- Allow me to explain.

477
00:24:30,004 --> 00:24:31,973
Henry Fritz Humphrey,
Duke of Cheshire.

478
00:24:32,006 --> 00:24:33,975
- He rescued her, Ma'am.
- Ugh.

479
00:24:34,008 --> 00:24:36,544
He looks like a mannequin
at a department store.

480
00:24:36,577 --> 00:24:38,145
Virginia, what were you think...

481
00:24:38,179 --> 00:24:39,714
Did you say duke?

482
00:24:39,747 --> 00:24:41,015
Um, yes.

483
00:24:41,048 --> 00:24:42,283
Punish her, Mother.

484
00:24:42,316 --> 00:24:44,251
Ow, Mother!

485
00:24:44,285 --> 00:24:47,054
How delightful
to meet you, Henry.

486
00:24:47,088 --> 00:24:49,590
Or do I call you Sir?

487
00:24:49,623 --> 00:24:51,892
Or Your Dukeness?

488
00:24:51,926 --> 00:24:53,594
Or, oh, or...

489
00:24:53,627 --> 00:24:56,931
Mrs. Umney,
we must have tea and cake.

490
00:24:56,964 --> 00:24:59,266
- I want cake!
- No, Mother, we mustn't.

491
00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:00,668
Henry was just leaving.

492
00:25:00,701 --> 00:25:01,869
You rescued her?

493
00:25:01,902 --> 00:25:03,738
How romantic.

494
00:25:05,006 --> 00:25:07,875
Like Sir Lancelot
and Guinevere.

495
00:25:07,908 --> 00:25:10,644
Well, I'm not
sure that's actually...

496
00:25:10,678 --> 00:25:13,581
I should probably toddle off.

497
00:25:13,614 --> 00:25:15,049
But pleasure to meet you all.

498
00:25:15,082 --> 00:25:17,551
Oh, you're leaving so soon.

499
00:25:17,585 --> 00:25:19,954
Well, at least let
me show you out.

500
00:25:19,987 --> 00:25:21,856
Goodbye, Miss Otis.

501
00:25:23,157 --> 00:25:24,091
- Bye.
- Goodbye.

502
00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:25,259
I can walk from here.

503
00:25:25,292 --> 00:25:26,660
It's only 14 miles.

504
00:25:30,064 --> 00:25:32,867
Lost my edge indeed!

505
00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:34,869
Everyone's a critic.

506
00:25:34,902 --> 00:25:37,171
This time I'll give
them a performance,

507
00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:38,973
they won't forget.

508
00:25:39,006 --> 00:25:41,642
Good for you, that's the spirit.

509
00:25:41,675 --> 00:25:44,078
Wait, what are you doing?

510
00:25:44,111 --> 00:25:47,081
Oh, bravo!

511
00:25:47,114 --> 00:25:49,250
Yes, yes.

512
00:25:49,283 --> 00:25:51,285
The eyes have it.

513
00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:55,790
Something wicked
this way comes.

514
00:26:15,142 --> 00:26:17,812
You shall be food for the worms!

515
00:26:18,879 --> 00:26:21,248
Oh! Ha ha, that's very good.

516
00:26:21,282 --> 00:26:24,318
One for
the "Boston Scientific Journal."

517
00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:26,187
Don't move a muscle.

518
00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:27,621
Do you even have muscles?

519
00:26:28,756 --> 00:26:29,356
Say cheese?

520
00:26:29,390 --> 00:26:30,658
Cheese?

521
00:26:33,127 --> 00:26:35,229
Ow!

522
00:26:35,262 --> 00:26:36,897
I do beg your pardon.

523
00:26:36,931 --> 00:26:38,299
-I didn't mean to scare you.
-What?

524
00:26:38,332 --> 00:26:40,367
You scare me?

525
00:26:40,401 --> 00:26:43,804
I am Sir Simon de Cant...

526
00:26:43,838 --> 00:26:45,673
Oh, nevermind.

527
00:26:45,706 --> 00:26:47,608
You ruined it now.

528
00:26:49,009 --> 00:26:51,312
I wouldn't
touch that if I were you.

529
00:26:51,345 --> 00:26:52,680
Huh?

530
00:26:52,713 --> 00:26:54,849
I shall touch whatever I please.

531
00:26:57,384 --> 00:27:01,355
Oh!

532
00:27:06,694 --> 00:27:10,164
And let that be a listen to you.

533
00:27:10,364 --> 00:27:14,668
I'm going for a lie down now,
in an, angry way.

534
00:27:17,905 --> 00:27:19,140
A murderer?

535
00:27:19,173 --> 00:27:21,108
That can't be true.

536
00:27:21,142 --> 00:27:24,044
Ordering me
about in my own house.

537
00:27:24,078 --> 00:27:25,913
Outrageous!

538
00:27:27,181 --> 00:27:31,352
You are absolutely
the worst ghost in the world.

539
00:27:31,385 --> 00:27:33,921
"Oh, I'm Sir Simon
de Canterville!

540
00:27:33,954 --> 00:27:36,290
I'll scare you out
of here in a week."

541
00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:38,125
Except you can't, can you?

542
00:27:38,159 --> 00:27:39,960
That sounds nothing like me.

543
00:27:39,994 --> 00:27:42,062
God, you're pathetic!

544
00:27:42,096 --> 00:27:42,930
Come back here.

545
00:27:42,963 --> 00:27:44,231
I'm talking to you.

546
00:27:44,265 --> 00:27:47,401
You really are
the most insufferable little...

547
00:27:48,469 --> 00:27:50,137
Where did you get that?

548
00:27:50,171 --> 00:27:51,172
The lake.

549
00:27:51,205 --> 00:27:52,072
Give that to me.

550
00:27:52,106 --> 00:27:52,773
Why should I?

551
00:27:52,806 --> 00:27:55,843
That locket belonged to my wife.

552
00:27:55,876 --> 00:27:57,144
What do you care?

553
00:27:57,178 --> 00:27:58,379
You drowned her.

554
00:27:58,412 --> 00:27:59,480
I...

555
00:27:59,514 --> 00:28:01,949
What do you know of anything?

556
00:28:03,484 --> 00:28:05,286
Eleanor.

557
00:28:05,319 --> 00:28:07,721
Are you crying?

558
00:28:07,755 --> 00:28:09,190
No, of course I'm
not.

559
00:28:10,491 --> 00:28:12,026
It sounds like it to me.

560
00:28:12,059 --> 00:28:13,727
So what if I am?

561
00:28:13,761 --> 00:28:15,996
Do you never weep?

562
00:28:16,030 --> 00:28:17,865
No, never.

563
00:28:17,898 --> 00:28:19,466
But then
I didn't murder my wife.

564
00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:23,437
I did not murder her!

565
00:28:23,470 --> 00:28:27,708
I know that is what everyone
believes, but it is not true.

566
00:28:28,842 --> 00:28:31,478
I was an actor
back then of some repute.

567
00:28:31,513 --> 00:28:34,148
My beloved Eleanor
would always rehearse

568
00:28:34,181 --> 00:28:35,883
with me in the grounds.

569
00:28:35,916 --> 00:28:38,485
She was my muse.

570
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,322
She never felt
safe on that bridge.

571
00:28:41,355 --> 00:28:43,991
But selfishly,
I convinced her to stay.

572
00:28:44,024 --> 00:28:48,128
Her beauty would
inspire my performance.

573
00:28:48,162 --> 00:28:49,830
My vanity,

574
00:28:49,863 --> 00:28:53,033
my foolishness took her from me.

575
00:28:53,067 --> 00:28:55,936
I got snagged on a rose bush.

576
00:28:55,970 --> 00:28:58,739
I pulled myself free
and dived into save her,

577
00:28:59,541 --> 00:29:02,510
but could not find
her in the dark water.

578
00:29:02,544 --> 00:29:07,348
And the guilt has lived
with me some 300 years.

579
00:29:08,182 --> 00:29:12,086
I loved my Eleanor,
so please don't judge me.

580
00:29:13,087 --> 00:29:15,422
I have judged myself enough.

581
00:29:22,329 --> 00:29:23,897
You know what?

582
00:29:23,931 --> 00:29:26,800
I think we could both
do with some cheering up.

583
00:29:29,370 --> 00:29:30,838
See? This is fun.

584
00:29:31,606 --> 00:29:32,973
Slow down!

585
00:29:33,007 --> 00:29:35,109
Slow down, you'll kill us!

586
00:29:35,142 --> 00:29:36,277
You're a ghost!

587
00:29:36,310 --> 00:29:38,145
You're already dead.

588
00:29:38,178 --> 00:29:38,912
Oh!

589
00:29:38,946 --> 00:29:41,448
Yes, yes,
I suppose I am.

590
00:29:41,482 --> 00:29:43,585
Well go faster, go faster!

591
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,921
What powers this contraption,

592
00:29:47,955 --> 00:29:50,090
- Yeah!
- invisible horses?

593
00:29:50,124 --> 00:29:50,991
Oh! Hey,

594
00:29:51,025 --> 00:29:52,527
why don't you take the wheel?

595
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,295
Take it? Where?

596
00:29:54,328 --> 00:29:54,995
Oh, huh?

597
00:29:56,263 --> 00:29:57,431
Ah!

598
00:29:59,066 --> 00:30:00,367
- Put your arm out!
- Trees, trees!

599
00:30:00,401 --> 00:30:02,936
Ya-hoo!

600
00:30:02,970 --> 00:30:05,005
Yes, indeed!

601
00:30:05,039 --> 00:30:06,807
- Ya-hoo!
- Woo!

602
00:30:07,509 --> 00:30:09,343
Okay, then
come on.

603
00:30:09,376 --> 00:30:10,911
Let's go tear up the
village.

604
00:30:10,944 --> 00:30:12,880
- The village?
- Yeah.

605
00:30:12,913 --> 00:30:14,848
You can petrify
some of the locals.

606
00:30:14,882 --> 00:30:17,217
It'll be good
practice for scaring my family.

607
00:30:17,251 --> 00:30:18,952
Sir Simon?

608
00:30:20,421 --> 00:30:21,088
Whoa!

609
00:30:26,594 --> 00:30:28,295
What's the matter?

610
00:30:28,329 --> 00:30:32,199
Alas, Virginia, I cannot
pass beyond these gates.

611
00:30:43,143 --> 00:30:44,612
I wish I could be free,

612
00:30:44,646 --> 00:30:49,551
but I am cursed to haunt
this place and haunt it, I must.

613
00:30:49,584 --> 00:30:54,021
Tomorrow and
tomorrow and tomorrow.

614
00:30:55,690 --> 00:30:57,358
Maybe I could help.

615
00:30:58,425 --> 00:31:01,428
Mrs. Umney said
something about a prophecy.

616
00:31:03,330 --> 00:31:04,131
Oh! No!

617
00:31:04,164 --> 00:31:06,433
You get away from her.

618
00:31:06,467 --> 00:31:07,368
Leave her be!

619
00:31:08,603 --> 00:31:11,639
Sir Simon, that crow.

620
00:31:11,673 --> 00:31:12,973
What's in the walled garden?

621
00:31:13,006 --> 00:31:14,509
Nothing, nothing at all.

622
00:31:14,542 --> 00:31:15,643
Oh, really?

623
00:31:15,677 --> 00:31:17,444
There's nothing
in there I tell you.

624
00:31:17,478 --> 00:31:21,616
And this prophecy,
who is the golden child?

625
00:31:21,649 --> 00:31:24,952
What happens when
the barren almond bears?

626
00:31:24,985 --> 00:31:27,221
Such matters should
not be of concern to you.

627
00:31:27,254 --> 00:31:28,989
What aren't you telling me?

628
00:31:29,022 --> 00:31:30,958
Why won't you let me help you?

629
00:31:31,726 --> 00:31:33,494
I can't.

630
00:31:33,528 --> 00:31:35,129
I mustn't, please.

631
00:31:35,162 --> 00:31:39,333
Virginia, ask me
anything, but not that.

632
00:31:43,237 --> 00:31:45,272
Some ghost he is.

633
00:31:45,305 --> 00:31:47,609
He said he would have
us out of here in two weeks.

634
00:31:52,413 --> 00:31:53,347
Hm.

635
00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:54,314
What's this?

636
00:31:57,619 --> 00:31:59,721
Turn hell hound.

637
00:31:59,754 --> 00:32:02,456
Get for a ducket.

638
00:32:02,489 --> 00:32:03,991
Ah, there you are.

639
00:32:04,024 --> 00:32:05,325
Oh.

640
00:32:05,359 --> 00:32:07,327
Weren't you even
a little bit scared?

641
00:32:07,361 --> 00:32:08,563
Oh no.

642
00:32:08,596 --> 00:32:10,565
I mean, yes.

643
00:32:10,598 --> 00:32:13,500
You cut quite the fearsome
figure with that blade.

644
00:32:13,535 --> 00:32:14,602
Really?

645
00:32:14,636 --> 00:32:15,537
Do you think so?

646
00:32:15,570 --> 00:32:17,004
Oh, yes.

647
00:32:17,037 --> 00:32:19,541
My knees are
completely knocking.

648
00:32:19,574 --> 00:32:21,709
Excellent.

649
00:32:21,743 --> 00:32:23,110
Rest assured, Virginia,

650
00:32:23,143 --> 00:32:25,279
your family may
be tough nuts to crack,

651
00:32:25,312 --> 00:32:27,114
but crack them, I shall.

652
00:32:27,147 --> 00:32:28,650
-Ha!
-Mm hm.

653
00:32:28,683 --> 00:32:30,618
You're gonna
drive them out with that?

654
00:32:30,652 --> 00:32:33,487
I was quite the swordsman
in my day, you know?

655
00:32:33,521 --> 00:32:35,355
Oh, really?

656
00:32:35,389 --> 00:32:36,990
Why don't you show me?

657
00:32:37,024 --> 00:32:38,158
On guard.

658
00:32:38,192 --> 00:32:39,359
But...

659
00:32:39,393 --> 00:32:40,662
But you're a girl.

660
00:32:40,695 --> 00:32:43,698
A girl who's
about to kick your butt.

661
00:32:43,731 --> 00:32:46,568
Very well, if
trousers, why not swords?

662
00:32:46,601 --> 00:32:48,001
I promise to be gentle.

663
00:32:48,035 --> 00:32:50,738
-Oh, I think I'll keep up.
-Indeed.

664
00:32:52,707 --> 00:32:53,741
That all you got?

665
00:32:53,775 --> 00:32:55,042
Bravo.

666
00:32:55,075 --> 00:32:56,611
I made Pa give me lessons.

667
00:32:56,644 --> 00:32:58,345
Oh, very sensible.

668
00:32:58,378 --> 00:33:01,114
You really are the most
remarkable young woman.

669
00:33:01,148 --> 00:33:03,685
Your Henry is a lucky chap.

670
00:33:03,718 --> 00:33:05,587
Oh, don't you start.

671
00:33:05,620 --> 00:33:07,020
He's not my Henry.

672
00:33:07,054 --> 00:33:08,088
Oh?

673
00:33:08,121 --> 00:33:09,223
You love him not?

674
00:33:09,256 --> 00:33:10,390
Ha!

675
00:33:10,424 --> 00:33:12,226
I hardly know him.

676
00:33:12,259 --> 00:33:15,262
And anyway, I wanna see
the world, have adventures,

677
00:33:15,295 --> 00:33:17,498
not just be somebody's wife.

678
00:33:17,532 --> 00:33:20,100
Why does everything
have to be about love?

679
00:33:20,133 --> 00:33:24,739
But my dear, love is
the greatest adventure of all.

680
00:33:25,339 --> 00:33:28,175
Love can make
you thrill with excitement

681
00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:31,044
or tremble with fear.

682
00:33:31,078 --> 00:33:35,717
Make you a beggar
or a fool, a poet or a king.

683
00:33:36,250 --> 00:33:39,086
Love is all you need.

684
00:33:39,119 --> 00:33:40,688
- Yo-hoo!
- You sound like my mother.

685
00:33:40,722 --> 00:33:42,422
Virginia!

686
00:33:42,456 --> 00:33:44,291
Now you really
sound like my mother.

687
00:33:44,324 --> 00:33:45,192
Virginia?

688
00:33:45,225 --> 00:33:46,761
Oh, there you are.

689
00:33:46,794 --> 00:33:48,195
What are you doing?

690
00:33:48,228 --> 00:33:52,767
I was just-
Virginia, come inside.

691
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,803
We have guests, guests.

692
00:33:55,837 --> 00:33:57,772
Oh, great, how
exciting.

693
00:33:57,805 --> 00:33:59,507
Guests, eh?

694
00:33:59,541 --> 00:34:01,809
Then let the revels commence.

695
00:34:01,843 --> 00:34:03,377
Thank you, Mrs.
Umney.

696
00:34:03,410 --> 00:34:05,647
Ah, the tea and
cucumber sandwiches,

697
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,114
which is apparently a thing.

698
00:34:07,147 --> 00:34:08,650
I'm not sure why.

699
00:34:08,683 --> 00:34:13,655
Anyway, Reverend Chasuble,
this is my daughter, Virginia.

700
00:34:13,688 --> 00:34:15,422
Pleasure, my dear.

701
00:34:15,455 --> 00:34:18,425
Allow me to introduce my wife.

702
00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:19,661
Hello, there.

703
00:34:19,694 --> 00:34:22,329
It is more incredible
than I could have hoped.

704
00:34:22,362 --> 00:34:23,665
There are unmistakable signs

705
00:34:23,698 --> 00:34:26,199
of spiritual
activity everywhere.

706
00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:27,535
See what I found on the floor?

707
00:34:27,569 --> 00:34:29,236
-Oh!
-Ectoplasm.

708
00:34:29,269 --> 00:34:31,371
-Um-
-No, that's jam.

709
00:34:31,405 --> 00:34:32,072
Hm.

710
00:34:32,907 --> 00:34:35,442
It is jam, strawberry jam.

711
00:34:35,475 --> 00:34:39,146
A classic symptom
of spectral manifestation.

712
00:34:41,348 --> 00:34:42,717
Have you seen
it then?

713
00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:43,751
Seen what?

714
00:34:43,785 --> 00:34:45,185
The bonnie ghost?

715
00:34:45,218 --> 00:34:46,754
Has it manifested to you?

716
00:34:46,788 --> 00:34:48,590
I could help
you with it, you know?

717
00:34:48,623 --> 00:34:49,891
My card.

718
00:34:49,924 --> 00:34:51,826
"Phantasmagorical Investigator."

719
00:34:51,859 --> 00:34:53,795
Ghost hunter, dear!

720
00:34:53,828 --> 00:34:55,797
Right. So delightful of you

721
00:34:55,830 --> 00:34:57,832
to call on us, Reverend.

722
00:34:57,865 --> 00:35:00,334
I was beginning to
fear no one would visit.

723
00:35:00,367 --> 00:35:05,172
In truth, it was my
wife who insisted we come.

724
00:35:05,205 --> 00:35:06,406
I'll say!

725
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:07,742
Oh, for the chance
to test my medal

726
00:35:07,775 --> 00:35:09,811
against the famed
Canterville ghost.

727
00:35:09,844 --> 00:35:12,446
I could hunt the phantasm
down for you and chop it.

728
00:35:12,479 --> 00:35:16,450
Algernean, do have
some tea, won't you?

729
00:35:16,483 --> 00:35:17,351
Oh! Ah!

730
00:35:17,384 --> 00:35:18,318
All this silly talk of ghosts.

731
00:35:18,352 --> 00:35:19,419
-It's nonsense.
-Nonsense?

732
00:35:20,755 --> 00:35:22,657
Tell that to
the people he sent raving

733
00:35:22,690 --> 00:35:25,359
to the mad
house or his poor wife.

734
00:35:25,392 --> 00:35:26,728
He murdered her, you know?

735
00:35:26,761 --> 00:35:28,228
That's not true.

736
00:35:28,261 --> 00:35:29,496
Yes, it is.

737
00:35:29,530 --> 00:35:31,766
Ghosts are benighted
creatures of pure evil.

738
00:35:31,799 --> 00:35:33,701
He is not evil.

739
00:35:33,735 --> 00:35:34,936
What do
you know about it anyway?

740
00:35:34,969 --> 00:35:36,403
Virginia!

741
00:35:36,436 --> 00:35:38,740
Oh, you must excuse my daughter.

742
00:35:38,773 --> 00:35:40,708
She has a new gentleman admirer.

743
00:35:41,576 --> 00:35:42,610
Mom!

744
00:35:42,644 --> 00:35:43,443
Cake?

745
00:35:43,477 --> 00:35:44,545
Mrs. Umney!

746
00:35:44,579 --> 00:35:45,813
Right away, Ma'am.

747
00:35:45,847 --> 00:35:46,514
Your vicarship?

748
00:35:48,716 --> 00:35:50,484
Oh!

749
00:35:50,518 --> 00:35:52,754
Forgive me
father, for I have sinned.

750
00:35:52,787 --> 00:35:54,689
And I'm trying to
watch my waistline.

751
00:35:55,923 --> 00:35:57,391
Boo!

752
00:35:57,424 --> 00:35:58,726
Scotch finger anyone?

753
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,762
Oh, no you don't!

754
00:36:00,795 --> 00:36:02,697
A manifestation!

755
00:36:02,730 --> 00:36:04,297
A genuine mani-

756
00:36:04,331 --> 00:36:07,334
Don't you know it's ruled
to talk with your mouthful?

757
00:36:08,670 --> 00:36:12,272
-Oh, I'm so sorry.
-And now for you young lady!

758
00:36:15,275 --> 00:36:16,577
-How am I doing?
-Really good.

759
00:36:16,611 --> 00:36:17,612
Go!

760
00:36:17,645 --> 00:36:18,846
No, no!

761
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,448
Get away from me
you horrible mistake of a man!

762
00:36:21,481 --> 00:36:22,984
Just off to
the little vicar's room.

763
00:36:23,017 --> 00:36:25,352
Leaving so soon?

764
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:28,656
Impressive.

765
00:36:28,690 --> 00:36:30,323
Drat! Missed!

766
00:36:30,357 --> 00:36:32,827
Sir Simon, stop this at once.

767
00:36:32,860 --> 00:36:34,796
Magnificent!

768
00:36:34,829 --> 00:36:36,396
Now don't move.

769
00:36:36,430 --> 00:36:38,331
I want to study
you from top to bottom.

770
00:36:39,634 --> 00:36:41,002
- Off she goes.
- Oh no, no, no, no!

771
00:36:41,035 --> 00:36:42,537
Telekinesis, how thrilling!

772
00:36:43,805 --> 00:36:45,372
And where
she stops, nobody knows.

773
00:36:45,405 --> 00:36:46,674
Oh, little bilious now.

774
00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:48,576
Oh, hello again.

775
00:36:48,609 --> 00:36:49,476
Incoming, Cedric.

776
00:36:49,510 --> 00:36:50,812
I'm approaching from the rear.

777
00:36:50,845 --> 00:36:52,379
Oh, Algernean, oh.

778
00:36:52,412 --> 00:36:53,447
Fret not my love.

779
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:54,816
I have him
exactly where I want him.

780
00:36:54,849 --> 00:36:55,917
Very good, dear.

781
00:36:55,950 --> 00:36:58,285
-More tea, vicar?
-Oh, oh!

782
00:36:58,318 --> 00:36:59,453
Too hot?

783
00:36:59,486 --> 00:37:01,823
Let me blow on it.

784
00:37:01,856 --> 00:37:03,024
Oh!

785
00:37:03,057 --> 00:37:05,693
Your days are
numbered phantom!

786
00:37:09,931 --> 00:37:10,765
Thank you, thank you.

787
00:37:10,798 --> 00:37:13,333
Thank you very much indeed.

788
00:37:13,366 --> 00:37:14,769
Oh, for me?

789
00:37:14,802 --> 00:37:15,870
So kind.

790
00:37:18,806 --> 00:37:20,007
Hiram!

791
00:37:20,041 --> 00:37:21,441
Yes, dear?

792
00:37:21,475 --> 00:37:23,511
That ghost is a menace.

793
00:37:23,544 --> 00:37:25,813
I've never been so embarrassed.

794
00:37:25,847 --> 00:37:28,049
How can we possibly
host a grand banquet

795
00:37:28,082 --> 00:37:30,450
with all of his shenanigans?

796
00:37:31,351 --> 00:37:33,020
This is not funny, Virginia.

797
00:37:33,054 --> 00:37:34,655
Sorry, Mother.

798
00:37:34,689 --> 00:37:35,623
You're right.

799
00:37:35,656 --> 00:37:37,725
This ghost is dreadful.

800
00:37:37,759 --> 00:37:39,560
Perhaps we should just go home.

801
00:37:39,594 --> 00:37:41,394
This is our home, pumpkin.

802
00:37:41,428 --> 00:37:42,496
No, it's not.

803
00:37:42,530 --> 00:37:44,532
By Joseph, it is young lady.

804
00:37:44,565 --> 00:37:47,702
We are not leaving,
ghost or no ghost.

805
00:37:47,735 --> 00:37:51,072
Hiram G. Otis and
his family are here to stay.

806
00:37:51,105 --> 00:37:53,608
And we are having our banquet.

807
00:37:53,641 --> 00:37:55,442
Well, I'm not coming.

808
00:37:55,475 --> 00:37:57,879
You will do as you are told.

809
00:37:57,912 --> 00:38:02,349
But my darling, your young
Henry will be there.

810
00:38:02,382 --> 00:38:03,985
He is not my young Henry.

811
00:38:04,018 --> 00:38:05,686
He's just a...

812
00:38:06,821 --> 00:38:08,022
You two are
giving me a headache!

813
00:38:08,055 --> 00:38:10,490
-Oh, may I suggest, Doctor-
-No, you may not.

814
00:38:11,626 --> 00:38:14,394
What on earth is
the matter with pumpkin?

815
00:38:14,427 --> 00:38:15,563
Oh, Hiram.

816
00:38:15,596 --> 00:38:18,331
She's not
your little pumpkin anymore.

817
00:38:18,365 --> 00:38:19,100
She's growing up.

818
00:38:19,133 --> 00:38:20,333
Hm.

819
00:38:20,367 --> 00:38:21,869
Too fast.

820
00:38:21,903 --> 00:38:23,971
Hm, where does the time go?

821
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:29,977
Yes, you've still got it,
Canterville, you old dog.

822
00:38:32,146 --> 00:38:34,381
Hm, what's that, Ciro?

823
00:38:34,414 --> 00:38:35,783
Wanna make something of it?

824
00:38:36,951 --> 00:38:38,920
So the wind
reaped the whirlwind.

825
00:38:42,023 --> 00:38:46,794
It is I,
Lord Pumpkin of the Underworld!

826
00:38:46,828 --> 00:38:48,095
No!

827
00:38:48,129 --> 00:38:50,832
You are guilty of
being a phantom failure!

828
00:38:50,865 --> 00:38:52,567
-Have mery!
-And for that you must pay!

829
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:53,466
Got ya!

830
00:38:54,068 --> 00:38:55,603
Pay!

831
00:38:55,636 --> 00:38:58,105
- $20.
- No.

832
00:38:58,139 --> 00:39:00,007
Best prank ever!

833
00:39:00,041 --> 00:39:02,375
What kind of
ghost is scared of ghosts?

834
00:39:03,476 --> 00:39:04,344
Oh!

835
00:39:05,813 --> 00:39:07,682
I really hate those boys.

836
00:39:15,189 --> 00:39:16,123
Oh, there you are.

837
00:39:16,157 --> 00:39:17,625
Okay, I've been thinking,

838
00:39:17,658 --> 00:39:19,093
and there must be some other way

839
00:39:19,126 --> 00:39:21,095
we can scare my
parents out of here.

840
00:39:21,128 --> 00:39:23,130
Maybe what we do is...

841
00:39:23,164 --> 00:39:23,998
Oh!

842
00:39:24,031 --> 00:39:26,433
What's the point?

843
00:39:26,466 --> 00:39:27,500
What's the matter with you?

844
00:39:27,535 --> 00:39:29,871
The world has changed.

845
00:39:29,904 --> 00:39:33,406
There was a time when
I made people's blood run cold,

846
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,009
but no longer it seems.

847
00:39:35,042 --> 00:39:36,544
What are you talking about?

848
00:39:36,577 --> 00:39:37,912
You scared the vicar.

849
00:39:37,945 --> 00:39:39,747
Vicars!

850
00:39:39,780 --> 00:39:42,650
Everything scares
vicars, but your family!

851
00:39:42,683 --> 00:39:44,585
Are all Americans like this?

852
00:39:44,619 --> 00:39:46,787
Wait, we can't just give up.

853
00:39:46,821 --> 00:39:50,457
I'm afraid
I failed you, Virginia.

854
00:39:50,490 --> 00:39:52,927
I'm a ghost
who cannot haunt people.

855
00:39:54,461 --> 00:39:57,865
I may as well be
a dog that cannot bark.

856
00:39:57,899 --> 00:40:00,801
<i>When the barren</i>
<i>almond bears.</i>

857
00:40:13,948 --> 00:40:15,616
Pungent.

858
00:40:15,650 --> 00:40:19,186
Sorry, I still
don't quite understand.

859
00:40:19,220 --> 00:40:22,489
Why are we shoveling
manure onto a dead tree?

860
00:40:22,523 --> 00:40:25,092
I'm trying to help Sir Simon.

861
00:40:25,126 --> 00:40:26,827
He seemed so sad.

862
00:40:26,861 --> 00:40:28,663
Oh.

863
00:40:28,696 --> 00:40:31,565
And this manure
will make him happy?

864
00:40:32,633 --> 00:40:35,536
Look, I keep hearing this voice.

865
00:40:35,569 --> 00:40:37,772
You're hearing voices.

866
00:40:37,805 --> 00:40:38,706
Yeah, right.

867
00:40:38,739 --> 00:40:41,676
"When the barren almond bears."

868
00:40:41,709 --> 00:40:43,177
Well, this is an almond tree.

869
00:40:43,210 --> 00:40:44,211
It's barren.

870
00:40:44,245 --> 00:40:45,713
Nothing's growing on it,

871
00:40:45,746 --> 00:40:47,949
so maybe we have to
make something grow on it.

872
00:40:47,982 --> 00:40:49,583
An almond,
presumably.

873
00:40:50,851 --> 00:40:51,752
Yes.

874
00:40:51,786 --> 00:40:52,987
And then what will happen?

875
00:40:53,020 --> 00:40:54,021
I don't know!

876
00:40:54,055 --> 00:40:56,791
Maybe it's something
to do with this prophecy.

877
00:40:56,824 --> 00:40:58,159
What prophecy?

878
00:40:58,192 --> 00:40:59,994
It's all in here.

879
00:41:00,027 --> 00:41:02,530
There's a picture of
the walled garden in this book,

880
00:41:02,563 --> 00:41:05,566
only it keeps changing.

881
00:41:05,599 --> 00:41:07,635
First it was just
the locked gates.

882
00:41:07,668 --> 00:41:11,172
Then this girl
appeared and now look!

883
00:41:11,205 --> 00:41:12,073
The gates are opened.

884
00:41:12,106 --> 00:41:13,174
See?

885
00:41:13,207 --> 00:41:15,176
Hm, it looks a bit like you.

886
00:41:16,310 --> 00:41:17,979
Oh, Hiram!

887
00:41:18,012 --> 00:41:21,015
Look at the two love birds.

888
00:41:21,048 --> 00:41:23,517
-Hm.
-Oh, "Hm," nothing.

889
00:41:23,551 --> 00:41:25,686
Who would've believed it?

890
00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:27,855
It's like a fairytale.

891
00:41:27,888 --> 00:41:31,158
Our Virginia and
the Duke of Cheshire.

892
00:41:31,192 --> 00:41:32,793
Duke of Cheshire?

893
00:41:33,094 --> 00:41:36,664
Duke of Cheshire?

894
00:41:38,833 --> 00:41:41,869
I think the book
wants me to go in there.

895
00:41:41,902 --> 00:41:44,071
It has to be
connected with the prophecy.

896
00:41:44,105 --> 00:41:46,741
Yes, perhaps.

897
00:41:46,774 --> 00:41:48,142
You don't believe me.

898
00:41:48,175 --> 00:41:52,546
It's just ghosts and
prophecies, it does seem a bit-

899
00:41:52,580 --> 00:41:53,180
Crazy.

900
00:41:53,214 --> 00:41:54,982
You think I'm crazy?

901
00:41:55,016 --> 00:41:56,017
Crazy?

902
00:41:56,050 --> 00:41:57,151
No, not at all.

903
00:41:57,184 --> 00:42:00,821
I just think
you're a bit different.

904
00:42:00,855 --> 00:42:02,590
Oh, different?

905
00:42:02,623 --> 00:42:06,994
No, what I meant
to say was, Virginia,

906
00:42:07,028 --> 00:42:09,663
I think you are absolutely-

907
00:42:09,697 --> 00:42:11,265
-Cheshire!
-Oh, Sir Simon?

908
00:42:11,298 --> 00:42:13,534
Be gone vile blaggard!

909
00:42:15,002 --> 00:42:16,971
Sir Simon, no!

910
00:42:17,004 --> 00:42:18,039
Be gone, I say!

911
00:42:18,072 --> 00:42:19,306
Sir Simon, stop it!

912
00:42:19,340 --> 00:42:22,643
Darken this
hallowed place no more!

913
00:42:22,676 --> 00:42:24,045
What are you doing?

914
00:42:24,078 --> 00:42:26,213
Quiet Virginia, this is
between me and him.

915
00:42:26,247 --> 00:42:27,715
What's got into you?

916
00:42:27,748 --> 00:42:29,083
Henry, just go.

917
00:42:29,116 --> 00:42:30,918
No, I'm not leaving
you alone with whatever he is.

918
00:42:30,951 --> 00:42:32,053
Now, now, you see here,

919
00:42:32,086 --> 00:42:34,088
I'm quite scared
and I don't have a sword,

920
00:42:34,121 --> 00:42:36,290
-but nevertheless-
-It's all right, Henry.

921
00:42:36,323 --> 00:42:37,091
-Go!
-Yes!

922
00:42:37,124 --> 00:42:37,925
You'd better go.

923
00:42:37,958 --> 00:42:38,826
Run!

924
00:42:40,127 --> 00:42:41,595
Are you sure?

925
00:42:41,629 --> 00:42:43,297
Yes, I can handle this.

926
00:42:43,330 --> 00:42:46,067
A curse on all Cheshires.

927
00:42:46,100 --> 00:42:47,668
You don't even know him.

928
00:42:47,701 --> 00:42:49,370
I know his blood.

929
00:42:49,403 --> 00:42:51,605
They are all the same.

930
00:42:51,639 --> 00:42:52,907
What has got into you?

931
00:42:52,940 --> 00:42:56,744
I will not suffer
a Cheshire to walk on my land.

932
00:42:56,777 --> 00:42:58,979
He was lucky to
escape with his life.

933
00:42:59,013 --> 00:43:00,714
His life?

934
00:43:00,748 --> 00:43:05,619
If you dare set foot
here again, you will pay!

935
00:43:08,289 --> 00:43:10,191
A lucky escape, my dear.

936
00:43:10,224 --> 00:43:11,792
Those Cheshires.

937
00:43:11,826 --> 00:43:13,761
I thought we were friends.

938
00:43:13,794 --> 00:43:15,296
We are friends.

939
00:43:15,329 --> 00:43:16,764
No, no.

940
00:43:16,797 --> 00:43:18,332
You leave me alone.

941
00:43:18,365 --> 00:43:20,101
Virginia?

942
00:43:20,134 --> 00:43:21,268
Virginia?

943
00:43:21,302 --> 00:43:22,736
Don't talk to me.

944
00:43:22,770 --> 00:43:23,637
Pumpkin?

945
00:43:24,805 --> 00:43:26,240
Huh?

946
00:43:28,042 --> 00:43:29,310
Hm.

947
00:43:29,343 --> 00:43:31,912
Sir Simon, we need to talk.

948
00:43:31,946 --> 00:43:33,781
Tonight is our grand banquet.

949
00:43:33,814 --> 00:43:35,816
There will be
people, laughter, merriment,

950
00:43:35,850 --> 00:43:38,018
and you will not disturb it.

951
00:43:38,052 --> 00:43:40,154
There will be no
haunting, no moaning,

952
00:43:40,187 --> 00:43:41,689
no clanking of chains.

953
00:43:41,722 --> 00:43:42,656
Is that understood?

954
00:43:42,690 --> 00:43:44,792
I shall do as I please.

955
00:43:44,825 --> 00:43:46,794
You shall do as you are told.

956
00:43:46,827 --> 00:43:48,395
This is my house.

957
00:43:48,429 --> 00:43:49,230
No, Sir.

958
00:43:49,263 --> 00:43:50,397
This is my house.

959
00:43:50,431 --> 00:43:51,665
How dare you!

960
00:43:51,699 --> 00:43:53,801
You jumped up little Colonial!

961
00:43:53,834 --> 00:43:57,238
Your tom foolery
will not work on me, Sir.

962
00:43:57,271 --> 00:43:58,906
I am a modern man.

963
00:43:58,939 --> 00:44:00,774
This is a modern world.

964
00:44:01,275 --> 00:44:02,943
World of science,

965
00:44:02,977 --> 00:44:04,879
powers you cannot
even begin to comprehend.

966
00:44:04,912 --> 00:44:05,779
Woo!

967
00:44:06,947 --> 00:44:10,751
World gears and
levers, electricity and pistons.

968
00:44:10,784 --> 00:44:11,852
There is no place for you

969
00:44:11,886 --> 00:44:13,220
-in this world, Sir.
-What's that?

970
00:44:13,254 --> 00:44:15,222
You are obsolete.

971
00:44:15,256 --> 00:44:17,358
A relic, a dinosaur.

972
00:44:19,326 --> 00:44:22,062
If you were any
kind of decent fellow,

973
00:44:22,096 --> 00:44:23,364
you would leave this place.

974
00:44:24,832 --> 00:44:25,799
But I can't.

975
00:44:34,074 --> 00:44:37,244
The Reverend
Chasuble and his wife.

976
00:44:38,045 --> 00:44:39,180
Who is called
Algernean.

977
00:44:39,213 --> 00:44:41,215
Who is called
Algernean.

978
00:44:42,383 --> 00:44:44,385
Professor Victor Bosocoff,

979
00:44:45,986 --> 00:44:49,957
and his wife, Mrs. Bosocoff.

980
00:44:49,990 --> 00:44:51,392
My, my, my.

981
00:44:55,996 --> 00:44:58,332
And I told him,

982
00:44:58,365 --> 00:45:01,135
"No, you need to
reverse the polarity."

983
00:45:03,437 --> 00:45:04,838
I don't understand.

984
00:45:04,872 --> 00:45:05,973
It's his accent.

985
00:45:06,006 --> 00:45:06,675
Darling?

986
00:45:06,707 --> 00:45:09,076
If you gentlemen will excuse me.

987
00:45:09,109 --> 00:45:11,812
It's going wonderfully, Hiram.

988
00:45:11,845 --> 00:45:14,815
We'll be the talk of society,

989
00:45:14,848 --> 00:45:16,450
and no sign of the ghost yet.

990
00:45:17,552 --> 00:45:20,020
I do hope he won't spoil it.

991
00:45:20,054 --> 00:45:22,056
I don't think we'll
be seeing him again.

992
00:45:23,057 --> 00:45:24,858
It's all taken care of.

993
00:45:26,026 --> 00:45:29,230
Apparently he has
an enormous inheritance,

994
00:45:29,263 --> 00:45:31,799
and his acreage
is a wonder to behold.

995
00:45:31,832 --> 00:45:33,867
Oh!

996
00:45:33,901 --> 00:45:36,870
Don't know why
I have to wear this darn thing.

997
00:45:36,904 --> 00:45:39,473
Well, I think you look lovely.

998
00:45:39,507 --> 00:45:41,442
Henry, you're here.

999
00:45:41,475 --> 00:45:44,778
I mean, I didn't
think you'd come after-

1000
00:45:44,812 --> 00:45:46,280
Wouldn't have
missed it for the world.

1001
00:45:46,313 --> 00:45:49,116
No ghost could keep me away.

1002
00:45:49,149 --> 00:45:50,417
He's not here, is he?

1003
00:45:50,451 --> 00:45:52,253
No.

1004
00:45:52,286 --> 00:45:54,288
What are
you doing hiding away in here?

1005
00:45:54,321 --> 00:45:56,490
I can't go out there.

1006
00:45:56,524 --> 00:46:00,528
Pa says I have to, but
ugh, all those lords and ladies.

1007
00:46:00,562 --> 00:46:01,962
What do I say to them?

1008
00:46:01,996 --> 00:46:03,797
What do I do?

1009
00:46:03,831 --> 00:46:05,232
Can't we just stay here?

1010
00:46:05,266 --> 00:46:08,035
Now, now, best foot forward.

1011
00:46:08,068 --> 00:46:09,336
Take my arm.

1012
00:46:09,370 --> 00:46:11,472
You saved me
from that mad ghost,

1013
00:46:11,506 --> 00:46:14,808
now I'll save you from
something even scarier,

1014
00:46:15,075 --> 00:46:17,244
English high society.

1015
00:46:27,888 --> 00:46:31,058
Miss Virginia Otis,

1016
00:46:31,091 --> 00:46:37,532
and His Grace,
Henry, the Duke of Cheshire.

1017
00:46:38,165 --> 00:46:39,500
What?

1018
00:46:41,168 --> 00:46:45,339
How dare he show
his weasley face here again!

1019
00:46:49,376 --> 00:46:50,444
Keep up, Marjorie.

1020
00:46:50,477 --> 00:46:52,146
This is a big gig for us.

1021
00:46:52,179 --> 00:46:54,181
You've nothing to
fear from these people.

1022
00:46:54,214 --> 00:46:55,583
They're mostly harmless.

1023
00:46:57,384 --> 00:46:59,920
Lady Grey lost all
her teeth in a riding accident.

1024
00:46:59,953 --> 00:47:00,622
Mm.

1025
00:47:02,089 --> 00:47:04,091
Colonel Merriman,
completely mad.

1026
00:47:04,124 --> 00:47:05,926
He once challenged
a pig to a dual,

1027
00:47:05,959 --> 00:47:07,428
said it looked at him funny.

1028
00:47:07,461 --> 00:47:08,462
The pig won.

1029
00:47:08,495 --> 00:47:09,396
Sir.

1030
00:47:09,430 --> 00:47:11,298
This one thinks he's a mermaid.

1031
00:47:11,332 --> 00:47:13,300
She lost her leg in a card game,

1032
00:47:13,334 --> 00:47:16,937
and he invented a tiny
gun for shooting wasps.

1033
00:47:16,970 --> 00:47:20,374
Oh!

1034
00:47:20,407 --> 00:47:21,643
Excuse me?

1035
00:47:21,676 --> 00:47:23,511
Half past seven, I think.

1036
00:47:23,545 --> 00:47:24,579
Oh, look, brandy.

1037
00:47:24,612 --> 00:47:26,246
Ah.

1038
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:27,515
Come with us, my dear.

1039
00:47:27,549 --> 00:47:30,017
You must tell us
all about yourself.

1040
00:47:30,050 --> 00:47:31,885
You look sturdy.

1041
00:47:31,919 --> 00:47:33,053
Good hips.

1042
00:47:33,087 --> 00:47:34,154
I'm sorry?

1043
00:47:34,188 --> 00:47:35,389
Maybe later.

1044
00:47:35,422 --> 00:47:37,224
Ladies.

1045
00:47:37,257 --> 00:47:40,494
That was code for we want you to
marry our brother, Dorian.

1046
00:47:40,528 --> 00:47:41,328
Oh, thank you.

1047
00:47:41,362 --> 00:47:42,530
Nice save.

1048
00:47:42,564 --> 00:47:45,132
No problem. Oh, um.

1049
00:47:45,165 --> 00:47:47,334
Work from the outside in.

1050
00:47:47,368 --> 00:47:49,637
Soup, fish, meat.

1051
00:47:49,671 --> 00:47:50,904
Or just use your fingers.

1052
00:47:50,938 --> 00:47:52,607
It's your house after all.

1053
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:53,641
See?

1054
00:47:53,675 --> 00:47:55,209
Nothing to worry about.

1055
00:47:55,242 --> 00:47:56,910
Thanks for your help.

1056
00:47:56,944 --> 00:47:58,078
Anytime.

1057
00:47:58,112 --> 00:47:59,113
Anytime at all.

1058
00:48:00,447 --> 00:48:04,151
You see, Virginia,
I think you truly are-

1059
00:48:05,052 --> 00:48:06,153
Oh, what?

1060
00:48:06,186 --> 00:48:08,523
Excuse me folks,
welcome to Canterville.

1061
00:48:09,691 --> 00:48:12,493
We are thrilled to have
you at our grand banquet.

1062
00:48:12,527 --> 00:48:14,228
Now, I know Canterville Chase

1063
00:48:14,261 --> 00:48:16,230
has had a somewhat blood
curdling

1064
00:48:16,263 --> 00:48:18,533
reputation down the years,

1065
00:48:18,566 --> 00:48:20,501
but that is all in the past.

1066
00:48:21,603 --> 00:48:23,103
Ladies and gentlemen,

1067
00:48:23,137 --> 00:48:25,372
if you would please
extinguish your candles.

1068
00:48:32,980 --> 00:48:35,683
Now, allow me to introduce

1069
00:48:35,717 --> 00:48:38,986
the new wonder
of the modern world.

1070
00:48:50,197 --> 00:48:52,734
Oh, it's like magic.

1071
00:48:52,767 --> 00:48:54,501
It's science, Cedric.

1072
00:48:54,536 --> 00:48:57,104
Mr. Otis is a man
after my own heart.

1073
00:48:57,137 --> 00:48:59,139
-Oh.
-Well done, dear.

1074
00:48:59,173 --> 00:49:00,274
You did it.

1075
00:49:00,307 --> 00:49:02,209
No, we did it.

1076
00:49:03,678 --> 00:49:07,549
It's
beautiful, isn't it?

1077
00:49:07,582 --> 00:49:08,248
Indeed.

1078
00:49:13,220 --> 00:49:14,488
To progress!

1079
00:49:14,522 --> 00:49:16,457
To progress.

1080
00:49:22,062 --> 00:49:25,399
Don't worry everyone,
I'm sure it's just a fuse.

1081
00:49:25,432 --> 00:49:26,233
A fuse?

1082
00:49:26,266 --> 00:49:27,334
Is that a bomb?

1083
00:49:30,805 --> 00:49:32,973
Hiram, what's that noise?

1084
00:49:34,174 --> 00:49:35,108
What the?

1085
00:49:40,380 --> 00:49:41,716
Behold!

1086
00:49:41,749 --> 00:49:43,785
I am the ghost of Canterville!

1087
00:49:43,818 --> 00:49:46,621
And this dinner is doomed!

1088
00:49:47,488 --> 00:49:48,790
Doomed!

1089
00:49:48,823 --> 00:49:52,560
Ladies and gentlemen,
please remain calm.

1090
00:49:52,594 --> 00:49:54,461
Rest assured,
this is an unfortunate

1091
00:49:54,495 --> 00:49:57,699
yet harmless prank
from my incorrigible boys.

1092
00:49:57,732 --> 00:49:58,800
Again, Kent, again.

1093
00:49:58,833 --> 00:50:00,267
Again!

1094
00:50:01,168 --> 00:50:02,035
Oh, oh!

1095
00:50:03,638 --> 00:50:04,506
Huh?

1096
00:50:06,139 --> 00:50:07,542
Nice touch.

1097
00:50:07,575 --> 00:50:08,810
It wasn't me.

1098
00:50:08,843 --> 00:50:11,445
Then who was it?

1099
00:50:11,478 --> 00:50:12,647
Ow!

1100
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:13,781
Mayday, mayday.

1101
00:50:13,815 --> 00:50:15,215
The pumpkin's gone rogue!

1102
00:50:16,183 --> 00:50:17,719
Hiram! Boys!

1103
00:50:17,752 --> 00:50:19,453
Stop this immediately.

1104
00:50:19,486 --> 00:50:20,722
It's not us!

1105
00:50:24,191 --> 00:50:26,126
Guess who's coming to dinner?

1106
00:50:31,633 --> 00:50:33,133
Sir Simon!

1107
00:50:33,166 --> 00:50:37,572
Cry havoc and let
slip the dogs of war!

1108
00:50:41,408 --> 00:50:42,276
Oh.

1109
00:50:42,309 --> 00:50:43,711
Keep up, Marjorie!

1110
00:50:43,745 --> 00:50:45,780
Do you do requests?

1111
00:50:48,115 --> 00:50:49,651
Play on, I say.

1112
00:50:49,684 --> 00:50:50,718
Play on.

1113
00:50:52,319 --> 00:50:54,656
Quick, quick,
come along, come along.

1114
00:50:54,689 --> 00:50:56,724
Unhand me, Cecil.

1115
00:50:56,758 --> 00:50:58,125
The beast is mine.

1116
00:50:58,158 --> 00:50:59,393
Algernean!

1117
00:51:07,769 --> 00:51:10,103
We meet again, old adversary,

1118
00:51:10,137 --> 00:51:12,406
but this time it's
I who shall--

1119
00:51:17,579 --> 00:51:19,112
I'm sorry, I can't hear you.

1120
00:51:19,146 --> 00:51:20,180
Do speak up.

1121
00:51:21,481 --> 00:51:22,517
Right this way!

1122
00:51:22,550 --> 00:51:23,718
Nevermind,
let's get out of here.

1123
00:51:23,751 --> 00:51:26,286
You Americans enter my house

1124
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:29,156
with your modern ways and dare

1125
00:51:29,189 --> 00:51:32,359
to tell me what
I may or may not do?

1126
00:51:33,493 --> 00:51:35,462
Now you see here, Sir-

1127
00:51:35,495 --> 00:51:37,397
Dinosaur am I?

1128
00:51:38,533 --> 00:51:40,267
Obsolete?

1129
00:51:40,300 --> 00:51:42,369
If it's electricity you want,

1130
00:51:43,470 --> 00:51:44,572
how about this?

1131
00:51:49,644 --> 00:51:50,878
Hiram!

1132
00:51:57,685 --> 00:52:00,855
And as for you Cheshire!

1133
00:52:01,488 --> 00:52:02,824
Sir Simon, stop it!

1134
00:52:02,857 --> 00:52:06,193
Is it me, or is
it getting hot in here?

1135
00:52:10,297 --> 00:52:12,734
Mrs. Umney, do something.

1136
00:52:12,767 --> 00:52:15,837
Yes, Ma'am.

1137
00:52:17,437 --> 00:52:22,944
A toast to
progress, to Canterville.

1138
00:52:22,977 --> 00:52:24,545
A modern, happy home.

1139
00:52:25,780 --> 00:52:27,515
Ha!

1140
00:52:27,548 --> 00:52:29,951
Don't mind if I do.

1141
00:52:29,984 --> 00:52:31,251
Not for me.

1142
00:52:32,787 --> 00:52:35,155
I want to watch it all burn.

1143
00:52:41,596 --> 00:52:43,430
Out of my way, boys.

1144
00:52:44,766 --> 00:52:47,167
Boys, over here!

1145
00:52:48,468 --> 00:52:49,504
Jump!

1146
00:52:51,539 --> 00:52:52,774
I'm scared, Louis.

1147
00:52:52,807 --> 00:52:53,775
Me too, Kent.

1148
00:52:53,808 --> 00:52:56,309
Come on boys, you can do it.

1149
00:52:56,343 --> 00:53:00,213
Oh, Geronimo!

1150
00:53:00,247 --> 00:53:01,214
Come on, everybody, this way.

1151
00:53:04,552 --> 00:53:05,887
Come on, let's get out of here.

1152
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:06,954
Go.

1153
00:53:06,988 --> 00:53:07,955
I will be right behind you.

1154
00:53:13,594 --> 00:53:14,529
We'd better not
get blamed for this one.

1155
00:53:14,562 --> 00:53:15,596
It's not our fault.

1156
00:53:19,701 --> 00:53:24,337
Now that's what I call
a haunting.

1157
00:53:31,045 --> 00:53:32,814
Bring the horses around quickly!

1158
00:53:36,483 --> 00:53:37,451
Hey, Ma.

1159
00:53:37,484 --> 00:53:38,318
Oh, Hiram.

1160
00:53:39,587 --> 00:53:41,923
Thank
goodness you're all safe.

1161
00:53:41,956 --> 00:53:43,323
Are you okay?

1162
00:53:43,356 --> 00:53:44,391
Where's Henry?

1163
00:53:46,293 --> 00:53:46,894
Henry?

1164
00:53:46,928 --> 00:53:48,462
That- Was-

1165
00:53:48,495 --> 00:53:49,964
Incredible!

1166
00:53:49,997 --> 00:53:50,965
When's dessert?

1167
00:53:50,998 --> 00:53:52,900
Oh my goodness, boys.

1168
00:53:52,934 --> 00:53:54,569
Henry!

1169
00:53:58,606 --> 00:53:59,507
Henry!

1170
00:53:59,540 --> 00:54:01,542
Henry, are you okay?

1171
00:54:01,576 --> 00:54:05,580
Virginia, you came
back.

1172
00:54:05,613 --> 00:54:07,481
I think I've put my back out.

1173
00:54:07,515 --> 00:54:08,482
Come on, Henry!

1174
00:54:08,516 --> 00:54:10,417
You can do this, come on!

1175
00:54:10,450 --> 00:54:11,753
Quickly!

1176
00:54:11,786 --> 00:54:13,020
Virginia!

1177
00:54:13,054 --> 00:54:15,656
What are you doing?

1178
00:54:20,027 --> 00:54:20,895
Oh, my.

1179
00:54:34,575 --> 00:54:37,645
Come on, Henry, on your feet.

1180
00:54:37,678 --> 00:54:39,514
Thank you, Virginia.

1181
00:55:19,554 --> 00:55:20,655
I'm so sorry.

1182
00:55:25,059 --> 00:55:27,728
Forgive me, Virginia.

1183
00:55:27,762 --> 00:55:31,532
I have of late,
but wherefore I know not,

1184
00:55:32,667 --> 00:55:34,702
lost all my mirth.

1185
00:55:40,842 --> 00:55:43,711
Pumpkin, I was
looking for you everywhere.

1186
00:55:43,744 --> 00:55:44,979
Are you okay?

1187
00:55:45,012 --> 00:55:45,913
It's all my fault.

1188
00:55:45,947 --> 00:55:48,049
Virginia, I shouldn't have come.

1189
00:55:48,082 --> 00:55:51,686
My presence here clearly
drove the ghost into a rage.

1190
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:52,954
It's not your fault.

1191
00:55:52,987 --> 00:55:55,422
I couldn't bear
the thought of any harm

1192
00:55:55,455 --> 00:55:57,490
coming to you or your family.

1193
00:55:57,525 --> 00:55:59,560
I think it best
that I don't come again.

1194
00:55:59,594 --> 00:56:00,460
What?

1195
00:56:00,493 --> 00:56:02,429
Thank you, Mr. Otis.

1196
00:56:02,462 --> 00:56:04,065
Very impressive lights.

1197
00:56:04,098 --> 00:56:05,933
Goodbye, Virginia.

1198
00:56:08,202 --> 00:56:09,604
Don't worry, pumpkin.

1199
00:56:09,637 --> 00:56:12,673
I am gonna put
an end to this once and for all.

1200
00:56:12,707 --> 00:56:14,441
There's no need to cry.

1201
00:56:14,474 --> 00:56:17,078
I'm not crying!

1202
00:56:19,046 --> 00:56:22,884
A full blown category five
psychoplasmical manifestation!

1203
00:56:22,917 --> 00:56:26,921
Last night you were
lucky to escape with your lives.

1204
00:56:26,954 --> 00:56:28,522
I dread to think
what might've happened

1205
00:56:28,556 --> 00:56:29,757
if I hadn't been there.

1206
00:56:29,790 --> 00:56:31,993
If that ghost
wants a donnybrook,

1207
00:56:32,026 --> 00:56:35,162
Hiram Otis is gonna give
him one right on his snoot.

1208
00:56:35,196 --> 00:56:37,064
Yeah, Pa, you tell him.

1209
00:56:37,098 --> 00:56:38,866
Oh yeah, bust that ghost.

1210
00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:39,700
Bust him.

1211
00:56:39,734 --> 00:56:40,801
I like the sound of that.

1212
00:56:40,835 --> 00:56:43,170
Bust ghosters! Mm,
nevermind.

1213
00:56:43,204 --> 00:56:45,740
The readings are very strong.

1214
00:56:45,773 --> 00:56:47,708
The spirit compass,
my own invention,

1215
00:56:47,742 --> 00:56:50,477
is saying there is
definitely a ghost in the house.

1216
00:56:50,511 --> 00:56:53,915
This is an impressive
array of equipment, Ma'am.

1217
00:56:53,948 --> 00:56:55,816
You see, Lucretia, science.

1218
00:56:55,850 --> 00:56:58,451
Science will cook
this old buzzard's goose.

1219
00:56:58,485 --> 00:57:00,154
Hey, look what I found.

1220
00:57:00,187 --> 00:57:01,822
-Put that back at once.
-I wanna shoot it.

1221
00:57:01,856 --> 00:57:03,024
-What's it shoot?
-Slowly.

1222
00:57:03,057 --> 00:57:03,991
Ghost bullets? Carefully.

1223
00:57:04,025 --> 00:57:05,159
It's a ray gun, genius.

1224
00:57:07,728 --> 00:57:09,530
Outstanding!

1225
00:57:09,563 --> 00:57:11,032
It was him.

1226
00:57:11,065 --> 00:57:13,200
What are you gonna do with that?

1227
00:57:13,234 --> 00:57:15,736
I am going to give
Johnny ghost both barrels

1228
00:57:15,770 --> 00:57:17,838
and capture
it like a rat in a trap.

1229
00:57:17,872 --> 00:57:18,839
How exactly?

1230
00:57:18,873 --> 00:57:20,007
Simple.

1231
00:57:20,041 --> 00:57:22,076
Once activated,
this device will function

1232
00:57:22,109 --> 00:57:23,210
as a psychic magnet pinning

1233
00:57:23,244 --> 00:57:27,715
and absorbing the spirit
and trapping it in one of these.

1234
00:57:27,748 --> 00:57:28,649
And then what?

1235
00:57:28,683 --> 00:57:31,052
Why, then I study it of course.

1236
00:57:31,085 --> 00:57:34,855
Oh, I have many,
many experiments planned.

1237
00:57:34,889 --> 00:57:38,759
Just think, a real
live specimen to work on.

1238
00:57:38,793 --> 00:57:40,027
Wonderful!

1239
00:57:40,061 --> 00:57:40,962
What?

1240
00:57:40,995 --> 00:57:43,230
We can't do this to Sir Simon.

1241
00:57:43,264 --> 00:57:46,133
Yeah, he's our ghost.

1242
00:57:46,167 --> 00:57:49,170
We're the ones who should
be experimenting on him.

1243
00:57:49,203 --> 00:57:52,606
I'm a reasonable man, but
he tried to blow up our family.

1244
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:55,009
And I don't take
too kindly to that.

1245
00:57:55,042 --> 00:57:56,277
Right then, pop this on.

1246
00:57:57,144 --> 00:57:58,612
Plug that in.

1247
00:57:58,646 --> 00:57:59,714
Snappety, snap.

1248
00:57:59,747 --> 00:58:01,115
Eyes of a hunter.

1249
00:58:02,149 --> 00:58:03,584
That is one strange
lady.

1250
00:58:03,617 --> 00:58:04,518
I kinda like it.

1251
00:58:04,552 --> 00:58:05,786
-Me too.
-Hiram!

1252
00:58:05,820 --> 00:58:06,821
Sorry, dear.

1253
00:58:06,854 --> 00:58:08,222
Tallyho!

1254
00:58:08,255 --> 00:58:11,659
So, how many ghosts
have you actually caught?

1255
00:58:11,692 --> 00:58:14,528
Technically, this will
be my first, but fear not.

1256
00:58:14,562 --> 00:58:16,797
I know exactly what I'm doing.

1257
00:58:18,666 --> 00:58:19,967
This way!

1258
00:58:20,001 --> 00:58:21,602
The game's afoot.

1259
00:58:21,635 --> 00:58:23,771
The spirit compass never lies.

1260
00:58:25,773 --> 00:58:26,874
On we go!

1261
00:58:28,576 --> 00:58:29,543
That's a cupboard.

1262
00:58:30,745 --> 00:58:31,612
This way.

1263
00:58:32,913 --> 00:58:34,081
No, no.

1264
00:58:36,250 --> 00:58:37,952
This way.

1265
00:58:37,985 --> 00:58:39,020
Does she know what she's doing?

1266
00:58:39,053 --> 00:58:40,521
Kent, Louis,

1267
00:58:41,655 --> 00:58:44,158
much as it pains me to
say this, I need your help.

1268
00:58:46,227 --> 00:58:47,294
Just give me a moment.

1269
00:58:47,328 --> 00:58:49,096
Um, which way?

1270
00:58:49,130 --> 00:58:49,964
Which way?

1271
00:58:49,997 --> 00:58:50,931
This way.

1272
00:58:50,965 --> 00:58:51,799
I can smell it.

1273
00:58:51,832 --> 00:58:52,833
I say, come back with that.

1274
00:58:52,867 --> 00:58:54,702
Hey, weird lady,

1275
00:58:54,735 --> 00:58:56,337
the readings are
very strong down here.

1276
00:58:56,370 --> 00:58:57,171
Really?

1277
00:58:57,204 --> 00:58:58,205
Wait for me.

1278
00:58:58,239 --> 00:58:58,906
Phantom ahoy!

1279
00:59:00,708 --> 00:59:01,842
Sir Simon?

1280
00:59:01,876 --> 00:59:03,310
Sir Simon?

1281
00:59:03,344 --> 00:59:04,211
Where could he be?

1282
00:59:04,245 --> 00:59:05,913
In here, everyone.

1283
00:59:05,946 --> 00:59:06,947
He's in the kitchen.

1284
00:59:08,015 --> 00:59:09,250
Ah ha!

1285
00:59:11,052 --> 00:59:11,852
Oh!

1286
00:59:11,886 --> 00:59:13,320
That's our housekeeper.

1287
00:59:13,354 --> 00:59:15,990
Well, she shouldn't
sneak up on me like that.

1288
00:59:16,023 --> 00:59:16,957
He's on the move.

1289
00:59:16,991 --> 00:59:17,958
Come on!

1290
00:59:17,992 --> 00:59:20,127
This way!

1291
00:59:20,161 --> 00:59:22,763
Mrs. Umney, are you all right?

1292
00:59:22,797 --> 00:59:24,899
Perfectly fine,
thank you, Ma'am.

1293
00:59:26,700 --> 00:59:30,137
Sir Simon, where are you?

1294
00:59:30,404 --> 00:59:31,705
-Over here.
-Oh.

1295
00:59:31,739 --> 00:59:33,274
-You just missed him.
-Oh!

1296
00:59:33,307 --> 00:59:35,209
-No, no, he's over here.
-Oh.

1297
00:59:35,242 --> 00:59:38,145
The blighter's slippery like
a greased pig on market day.

1298
00:59:40,014 --> 00:59:42,683
Sir Simon, are you in there?

1299
00:59:42,716 --> 00:59:43,384
Open up.

1300
00:59:43,417 --> 00:59:44,952
You're in danger.

1301
00:59:44,985 --> 00:59:47,221
The wind and the
rain,

1302
00:59:47,254 --> 00:59:50,257
a foolish thing was but a toy.

1303
00:59:50,291 --> 00:59:52,026
Sir Simon?

1304
00:59:52,059 --> 00:59:53,294
For the rain,

1305
00:59:53,327 --> 00:59:55,596
- it rains everyday.
- Sir Simon!

1306
00:59:58,232 --> 00:59:59,366
Ghosts in there!

1307
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:00,401
Ah ha!

1308
01:00:00,434 --> 01:00:01,235
Stand aside, please.

1309
01:00:01,268 --> 01:00:02,236
Boys, stay here.

1310
01:00:03,170 --> 01:00:03,938
-Okay, Pa.
-No problem!

1311
01:00:10,444 --> 01:00:12,046
Uh, boys?

1312
01:00:12,079 --> 01:00:13,080
Hi, Pa.

1313
01:00:13,114 --> 01:00:14,215
Please hand me that chair.

1314
01:00:16,350 --> 01:00:17,651
It was him!

1315
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:21,355
A great while
ago the world begun.

1316
01:00:21,388 --> 01:00:23,791
With hey, ho, hey,
ho,

1317
01:00:23,824 --> 01:00:25,192
- the wind blew
the rain.

1318
01:00:25,226 --> 01:00:26,760
What?

1319
01:00:26,794 --> 01:00:31,398
- But that's all
one, our play is done.

1320
01:00:31,432 --> 01:00:33,033
Sir Simon!

1321
01:00:33,067 --> 01:00:36,003
As we strive to
please you everyday.

1322
01:00:40,474 --> 01:00:41,742
Virginia?

1323
01:00:41,775 --> 01:00:43,310
That awful woman's here again.

1324
01:00:43,344 --> 01:00:45,779
She wants to trap
you, do experiments.

1325
01:00:45,813 --> 01:00:47,414
-You have to run.
-Run?

1326
01:00:47,448 --> 01:00:49,283
Where?

1327
01:00:49,316 --> 01:00:51,285
I'm so very tired, Virginia.

1328
01:00:51,318 --> 01:00:54,722
I haven't slept in 300 years.

1329
01:00:54,755 --> 01:00:56,790
I miss sleep.

1330
01:00:56,824 --> 01:00:58,058
Right, onwards!

1331
01:00:58,092 --> 01:01:00,294
I have a sulfuric
odor in my nostrils.

1332
01:01:00,327 --> 01:01:02,830
Uh, that was me.

1333
01:01:02,863 --> 01:01:04,431
I miss my Eleanor.

1334
01:01:04,465 --> 01:01:06,367
She was
a Cheshire too, you know?

1335
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:08,402
Like your young man.

1336
01:01:08,435 --> 01:01:10,437
Why do you hate them so much?

1337
01:01:11,506 --> 01:01:13,040
It was my wife's uncle,

1338
01:01:13,073 --> 01:01:17,144
the old Duke of Cheshire
who accused me of her murder.

1339
01:01:17,178 --> 01:01:19,880
He wanted me outta
the way so he could lay claim

1340
01:01:19,914 --> 01:01:22,016
to Canterville Chase
for himself.

1341
01:01:23,384 --> 01:01:27,054
It was Cheshire who laid
the trap intended for me.

1342
01:01:28,222 --> 01:01:31,859
He accused me, imprisoned me.

1343
01:01:31,892 --> 01:01:34,962
This cell became my tomb.

1344
01:01:34,995 --> 01:01:37,464
Eventually I succumbed to death.

1345
01:01:37,498 --> 01:01:41,368
But the fates, it seemed
had other plans for my soul.

1346
01:01:41,402 --> 01:01:43,304
So, is that...

1347
01:01:43,337 --> 01:01:45,039
It is, alas.

1348
01:01:45,072 --> 01:01:46,273
That's horrible.

1349
01:01:46,307 --> 01:01:48,375
That's the house
of Cheshire for you.

1350
01:01:48,409 --> 01:01:51,111
But that was 300 years ago.

1351
01:01:51,145 --> 01:01:52,479
Henry isn't like his ancestors.

1352
01:01:52,514 --> 01:01:53,447
People change.

1353
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:55,182
Not me.

1354
01:01:55,216 --> 01:01:57,017
Cursed to remain in
this house for all eternity.

1355
01:01:57,051 --> 01:01:58,352
Maybe I deserve it.

1356
01:01:58,385 --> 01:02:00,522
If I'd been less
vain, less foolish.

1357
01:02:00,555 --> 01:02:02,756
If I'd reached Eleanor quicker.

1358
01:02:02,790 --> 01:02:04,425
It wasn't your fault.

1359
01:02:04,458 --> 01:02:05,859
We're getting
close!

1360
01:02:05,893 --> 01:02:07,194
The needle's
almost off the dial.

1361
01:02:07,228 --> 01:02:09,063
It's unprecedented.

1362
01:02:09,096 --> 01:02:12,800
Mr. Otis, crank
me up to full power.

1363
01:02:12,833 --> 01:02:14,536
With pleasure, Ma'am.

1364
01:02:14,569 --> 01:02:16,070
Oo, that's it!

1365
01:02:16,103 --> 01:02:17,539
That's it! Keep going!

1366
01:02:17,572 --> 01:02:18,439
Oo!

1367
01:02:20,374 --> 01:02:21,842
Where is Virginia?

1368
01:02:21,875 --> 01:02:23,277
I don't know.

1369
01:02:23,310 --> 01:02:24,411
Behind this wall!

1370
01:02:24,445 --> 01:02:26,146
It has to come down.

1371
01:02:26,180 --> 01:02:27,281
Yeah, that's
what I'm talkin' about.

1372
01:02:27,314 --> 01:02:28,516
Stand aside.

1373
01:02:32,186 --> 01:02:32,987
They're coming!

1374
01:02:33,020 --> 01:02:34,321
Let them come.

1375
01:02:34,355 --> 01:02:36,457
No, we have to do something.

1376
01:02:39,393 --> 01:02:40,227
What's this?

1377
01:02:44,431 --> 01:02:47,234
"When the baron almond bears."

1378
01:02:47,268 --> 01:02:48,902
Is that the prophecy?

1379
01:02:48,936 --> 01:02:50,004
Don't.

1380
01:02:50,037 --> 01:02:52,373
It was on
the walled garden all along?

1381
01:02:52,406 --> 01:02:53,874
It's no concern of yours.

1382
01:02:53,907 --> 01:02:54,975
Why didn't you say anything?

1383
01:02:55,009 --> 01:02:57,011
-Virginia!
-But what does it mean?

1384
01:02:57,044 --> 01:02:58,178
-Stop.
-What does it do?

1385
01:02:58,212 --> 01:02:59,213
Tell me!

1386
01:02:59,246 --> 01:03:00,447
It sets me free!

1387
01:03:01,583 --> 01:03:03,017
Then we have to go.

1388
01:03:07,121 --> 01:03:08,222
Ah ha!

1389
01:03:08,255 --> 01:03:10,924
I have you now.

1390
01:03:16,864 --> 01:03:18,499
Right in the Hamptons.

1391
01:03:18,533 --> 01:03:21,468
Hiram!

1392
01:03:21,502 --> 01:03:23,137
But there's no one here.

1393
01:03:24,271 --> 01:03:27,308
Sometimes
ghosts are invisible, Mom.

1394
01:03:27,341 --> 01:03:28,208
Come on.

1395
01:03:32,614 --> 01:03:33,947
Over here, Ma.

1396
01:03:34,649 --> 01:03:36,317
Where did they go?

1397
01:03:36,350 --> 01:03:37,851
Slipped the net again.

1398
01:03:40,522 --> 01:03:42,089
Look, Hiram!

1399
01:03:42,122 --> 01:03:43,891
It's taken Virginia.

1400
01:03:43,924 --> 01:03:47,127
Oh!

1401
01:03:47,161 --> 01:03:49,930
That darn ghost has
gone too far this time.

1402
01:04:02,476 --> 01:04:04,878
Virginia, no!

1403
01:04:04,912 --> 01:04:06,581
It asks too heavy a price.

1404
01:04:09,416 --> 01:04:11,885
We have to try.

1405
01:04:16,223 --> 01:04:19,259
"When a little girl
can ask for freedom

1406
01:04:19,293 --> 01:04:21,395
from the angel's grasp."

1407
01:04:21,428 --> 01:04:22,630
Please don't.

1408
01:04:22,664 --> 01:04:25,132
"When the barren almond bears

1409
01:04:25,165 --> 01:04:27,935
and a golden child
gives away her tears,

1410
01:04:27,968 --> 01:04:29,937
then will all the house be still

1411
01:04:29,970 --> 01:04:32,272
and peace come to Canterville."

1412
01:04:48,590 --> 01:04:50,290
But what does it mean?

1413
01:04:51,626 --> 01:04:54,495
It means
that I can only be set free

1414
01:04:54,529 --> 01:04:57,331
if an innocent
such as yourself travels

1415
01:04:57,364 --> 01:04:59,634
with me and begs for
my forgiveness

1416
01:04:59,667 --> 01:05:02,136
from the Grand
Old Man.

1417
01:05:02,169 --> 01:05:04,037
The Grand Old Man?

1418
01:05:04,071 --> 01:05:06,940
The Master of all
our Final Ceremonies.

1419
01:05:06,974 --> 01:05:09,977
Only He can grant my release.

1420
01:05:12,146 --> 01:05:13,515
Then let's go.

1421
01:05:13,548 --> 01:05:15,583
No, Virginia,
it is too perilous.

1422
01:05:15,617 --> 01:05:17,284
I cannot ask this of you.

1423
01:05:17,317 --> 01:05:18,653
You are not asking, Sir.

1424
01:05:18,686 --> 01:05:21,989
I am offering to help a friend.

1425
01:05:22,022 --> 01:05:23,390
Virginia!

1426
01:05:23,424 --> 01:05:24,224
Quick!

1427
01:05:50,217 --> 01:05:51,985
It's just like
your locket in here.

1428
01:05:53,353 --> 01:05:55,389
It's beautiful.

1429
01:06:01,696 --> 01:06:05,299
Virginia, please
excuse the lateness of the hour,

1430
01:06:05,332 --> 01:06:06,701
but I simply could not wait.

1431
01:06:08,268 --> 01:06:12,005
The fact is, I love you,

1432
01:06:12,039 --> 01:06:14,308
and I refuse to let the ghost

1433
01:06:14,341 --> 01:06:16,611
and this ancient
curse come between us.

1434
01:06:19,379 --> 01:06:21,081
Oh yes, well, it's easy saying

1435
01:06:21,114 --> 01:06:22,382
it in front of you, Excelsior.

1436
01:06:22,416 --> 01:06:24,686
Now I have to say it to her.

1437
01:06:27,421 --> 01:06:28,222
Giddy up!

1438
01:06:30,290 --> 01:06:31,391
Virginia!

1439
01:06:31,425 --> 01:06:32,326
Virginia!

1440
01:06:33,695 --> 01:06:36,163
Oh, where is she?

1441
01:06:36,196 --> 01:06:38,465
It's a classic ghost gambit.

1442
01:06:38,499 --> 01:06:39,701
Old as the hills.

1443
01:06:39,734 --> 01:06:42,102
Oh, just you wait
until I get you in my sights

1444
01:06:42,135 --> 01:06:44,606
you phantasmic blaggard!

1445
01:06:44,639 --> 01:06:46,674
-Dad, come quick!
-Huh?

1446
01:07:13,635 --> 01:07:15,502
My love.

1447
01:07:18,740 --> 01:07:23,511
Ah,
finally got here, have you?

1448
01:07:23,545 --> 01:07:25,747
I was wondering
when you'd show up.

1449
01:07:25,780 --> 01:07:29,449
You've led me
a merry dance, Sir Simon.

1450
01:07:29,483 --> 01:07:30,852
You two know each other?

1451
01:07:30,885 --> 01:07:32,620
Oh, yes.

1452
01:07:32,654 --> 01:07:33,788
Who are you?

1453
01:07:33,821 --> 01:07:35,122
Me?

1454
01:07:35,155 --> 01:07:36,456
Why, I'm the gardener, ain't I?

1455
01:07:36,490 --> 01:07:38,693
Someone's
gotta keep things tidy.

1456
01:07:38,726 --> 01:07:41,563
Otherwise, where would we be?

1457
01:07:41,596 --> 01:07:44,498
Oh, lovely.

1458
01:07:44,532 --> 01:07:46,466
Only blooms for a day.

1459
01:07:46,500 --> 01:07:47,267
Shame.

1460
01:07:48,502 --> 01:07:50,838
Sir, I wonder if
you could help us.

1461
01:07:50,872 --> 01:07:52,674
We've come here to find someone.

1462
01:07:52,707 --> 01:07:53,808
Have you now?

1463
01:07:53,841 --> 01:07:55,108
Who's that then, my love?

1464
01:07:56,611 --> 01:07:59,246
The Master of Ceremonies.

1465
01:07:59,279 --> 01:08:00,582
Hm?

1466
01:08:00,615 --> 01:08:02,249
Death.

1467
01:08:02,282 --> 01:08:04,117
Do you know where he might be?

1468
01:08:04,151 --> 01:08:05,419
Do I know?

1469
01:08:06,554 --> 01:08:10,424
Well, Death's
everywhere, isn't he?

1470
01:08:10,457 --> 01:08:12,894
Hm?

1471
01:08:14,461 --> 01:08:18,231
No.

1472
01:08:18,265 --> 01:08:20,367
Pleasure to meet
you, Miss Virginia.

1473
01:08:21,468 --> 01:08:23,136
I see you've
been reading my book.

1474
01:08:23,938 --> 01:08:25,172
Your book?

1475
01:08:26,507 --> 01:08:29,577
Want to know how it ends?

1476
01:08:29,611 --> 01:08:30,778
What's wrong with her Dad?

1477
01:08:30,812 --> 01:08:32,479
I can't feel a pulse.

1478
01:08:32,513 --> 01:08:34,549
Virginia!

1479
01:08:34,582 --> 01:08:35,516
Pumpkin?

1480
01:08:35,550 --> 01:08:36,216
Stop!

1481
01:08:37,852 --> 01:08:38,753
Ah!

1482
01:08:39,654 --> 01:08:40,521
Oh! Ow!

1483
01:08:41,623 --> 01:08:43,457
What's happened?

1484
01:08:43,490 --> 01:08:45,860
Her spirit has
been taken by the ghost.

1485
01:08:45,893 --> 01:08:47,729
Wait, wait.

1486
01:08:47,762 --> 01:08:49,864
This device captives spirits
and what have you, correct?

1487
01:08:49,897 --> 01:08:52,934
Could we not use it to draw
her spirit back in her body?

1488
01:08:52,967 --> 01:08:54,468
Mr. Otis, to tell you the truth,

1489
01:08:54,501 --> 01:08:55,670
I only received it this morning.

1490
01:08:55,703 --> 01:08:57,270
I haven't quite
got the hang of it yet.

1491
01:08:57,304 --> 01:08:59,774
This is my daughter!

1492
01:08:59,807 --> 01:09:01,643
Right, well,
we could give it a whirl.

1493
01:09:02,810 --> 01:09:04,378
Her spirit must be somewhere!

1494
01:09:04,411 --> 01:09:05,278
Virginia?

1495
01:09:06,581 --> 01:09:09,784
Sir, I humbly
request that you see fit

1496
01:09:09,817 --> 01:09:11,451
to release Sir Simon's soul

1497
01:09:11,485 --> 01:09:13,588
so that he may be
rejoined with his wife,

1498
01:09:13,621 --> 01:09:15,288
and that this curse be lifted.

1499
01:09:16,356 --> 01:09:18,425
Please, I beg of you.

1500
01:09:19,493 --> 01:09:20,561
Certainly.

1501
01:09:20,595 --> 01:09:21,395
Why not?

1502
01:09:21,428 --> 01:09:22,830
Consider it done.

1503
01:09:22,864 --> 01:09:24,331
What?

1504
01:09:24,364 --> 01:09:25,800
Is there anything else, my dear?

1505
01:09:25,833 --> 01:09:26,634
No.

1506
01:09:26,668 --> 01:09:27,735
Thank you.

1507
01:09:27,769 --> 01:09:28,636
Sir Simon?

1508
01:09:29,604 --> 01:09:31,873
I'm free?

1509
01:09:31,906 --> 01:09:34,307
I'm free!

1510
01:09:34,341 --> 01:09:36,577
At last I can be
with my Eleanor.

1511
01:09:39,814 --> 01:09:42,684
Thank you, dear Virginia.

1512
01:09:42,717 --> 01:09:43,785
Farewell.

1513
01:09:43,818 --> 01:09:45,720
Go, back to your family.

1514
01:09:46,688 --> 01:09:51,258
Ah, now,
afraid I can't allow that.

1515
01:09:51,291 --> 01:09:53,828
There's no going back from here.

1516
01:09:53,861 --> 01:09:55,563
This is the Garden of Death.

1517
01:09:55,596 --> 01:09:56,664
See?

1518
01:09:56,698 --> 01:09:59,266
It's very much a one way trip.

1519
01:09:59,299 --> 01:10:00,735
But I can't stay.

1520
01:10:00,768 --> 01:10:02,269
I'm not dead!

1521
01:10:02,302 --> 01:10:03,403
I'm alive.

1522
01:10:03,437 --> 01:10:04,806
Oh, no.

1523
01:10:04,839 --> 01:10:07,240
You were dead the moment
you walked through those gates,

1524
01:10:07,274 --> 01:10:08,810
weren't she Sir Simon?

1525
01:10:12,046 --> 01:10:14,749
Now, here we are.

1526
01:10:15,482 --> 01:10:16,249
This is you.

1527
01:10:17,819 --> 01:10:19,987
But I have plenty of time left!

1528
01:10:21,522 --> 01:10:22,724
Not anymore.

1529
01:10:23,725 --> 01:10:24,759
No!

1530
01:10:24,792 --> 01:10:26,761
Virginia!

1531
01:10:26,794 --> 01:10:27,461
Henry?

1532
01:10:29,362 --> 01:10:30,798
Henry!

1533
01:10:30,832 --> 01:10:31,498
Virginia?

1534
01:10:33,668 --> 01:10:34,135
Henry?

1535
01:10:45,780 --> 01:10:47,148
He can't see me.

1536
01:10:52,987 --> 01:10:55,890
Your body cannot
pass through the gates.

1537
01:10:55,923 --> 01:10:58,659
Only your spirit.

1538
01:10:58,693 --> 01:11:00,762
I'm really dead?

1539
01:11:04,866 --> 01:11:06,601
Look at it.

1540
01:11:06,634 --> 01:11:08,468
Life trickles by
so quickly, don't it?

1541
01:11:10,004 --> 01:11:12,039
People don't
make the most of it.

1542
01:11:13,508 --> 01:11:15,009
Shame.

1543
01:11:16,944 --> 01:11:17,812
Henry!

1544
01:11:21,783 --> 01:11:22,650
Henry!

1545
01:11:25,620 --> 01:11:27,354
Oh dear, look at that.

1546
01:11:27,387 --> 01:11:28,723
Hm.

1547
01:11:29,924 --> 01:11:31,893
That's a fast grower, that is.

1548
01:11:37,098 --> 01:11:37,965
No!

1549
01:11:37,999 --> 01:11:40,835
You shall not claim her.

1550
01:11:40,868 --> 01:11:42,870
Do you challenge me, Sir?

1551
01:11:42,904 --> 01:11:44,038
I do, Sir.

1552
01:11:44,071 --> 01:11:45,606
To a duel.

1553
01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:47,074
I see.

1554
01:11:47,108 --> 01:11:50,077
And if I win, we both go free.

1555
01:11:50,111 --> 01:11:51,078
Ah ha.

1556
01:11:51,112 --> 01:11:53,681
But if I win, she dies,

1557
01:11:53,714 --> 01:11:56,416
and you shall
remain in this garden forever.

1558
01:11:56,449 --> 01:11:58,451
A permanent addition,

1559
01:11:58,485 --> 01:12:02,422
neither dead nor in heaven
with your wife.

1560
01:12:07,028 --> 01:12:09,429
I accept your terms.

1561
01:12:09,462 --> 01:12:10,932
Sir Simon, no!

1562
01:12:10,965 --> 01:12:11,899
Excellent.

1563
01:12:11,933 --> 01:12:13,568
Let's be having you then.

1564
01:12:13,601 --> 01:12:15,502
No time like the present.

1565
01:12:15,536 --> 01:12:16,604
Whoops.

1566
01:12:16,637 --> 01:12:18,005
Hang on a mo.

1567
01:12:22,009 --> 01:12:24,045
Ha, that's better!

1568
01:12:24,078 --> 01:12:27,014
You didn't think I was gonna
fight you like that, did you?

1569
01:12:27,048 --> 01:12:29,884
I'd be out of puff in seconds.

1570
01:12:29,917 --> 01:12:30,852
Shall we?

1571
01:12:30,885 --> 01:12:33,521
Then lay on and damned be him

1572
01:12:33,554 --> 01:12:36,958
who first cries hold enough.

1573
01:12:36,991 --> 01:12:38,926
Yes!

1574
01:12:49,170 --> 01:12:51,639
Ready, I think.

1575
01:12:51,672 --> 01:12:54,508
I suppose I should aim up.

1576
01:12:54,542 --> 01:12:56,644
Come on,
pumpkin, wherever you are.

1577
01:12:58,012 --> 01:12:58,946
Turn it on!

1578
01:13:09,690 --> 01:13:10,858
Anything?

1579
01:13:10,892 --> 01:13:12,059
Again!

1580
01:13:12,093 --> 01:13:13,127
Do it again!

1581
01:13:28,042 --> 01:13:29,610
What's this?

1582
01:13:29,644 --> 01:13:31,112
"When a little girl
can ask for freedom

1583
01:13:31,145 --> 01:13:32,580
from the angel's grasp."

1584
01:13:34,148 --> 01:13:36,217
Are you insane?

1585
01:13:36,250 --> 01:13:37,985
I am Death!

1586
01:13:38,019 --> 01:13:39,787
You cannot beat me!

1587
01:13:39,820 --> 01:13:41,722
You realize how
many people I have killed?

1588
01:13:42,957 --> 01:13:44,692
Everyone!

1589
01:13:44,725 --> 01:13:49,496
Well, I, Sir, have
played the greatest swordsman

1590
01:13:49,530 --> 01:13:51,165
of the stage.

1591
01:13:51,198 --> 01:13:55,536
And what's more,
I've had 300 years to practice.

1592
01:13:55,569 --> 01:13:57,738
I like a spirited opponent,

1593
01:13:57,772 --> 01:13:59,907
but don't let
it go to your head.

1594
01:14:01,042 --> 01:14:01,809
Ha ha!

1595
01:14:05,746 --> 01:14:08,215
A hit, a palpable hit!

1596
01:14:08,249 --> 01:14:10,718
Sir Simon, look out!

1597
01:14:16,057 --> 01:14:17,158
Another hit.

1598
01:14:17,191 --> 01:14:18,826
What say you, Sir?

1599
01:14:23,831 --> 01:14:25,465
What?

1600
01:14:34,976 --> 01:14:35,443
Whoa!

1601
01:14:44,151 --> 01:14:45,553
Oh!

1602
01:14:45,586 --> 01:14:47,188
Uh oh.

1603
01:14:50,057 --> 01:14:51,092
Still nothing!

1604
01:14:51,125 --> 01:14:52,860
Hiram, stop this!

1605
01:14:52,893 --> 01:14:53,694
No!

1606
01:14:53,728 --> 01:14:55,863
Science will save her.

1607
01:14:55,896 --> 01:14:57,031
It has to.

1608
01:14:57,064 --> 01:14:58,099
Again!

1609
01:14:58,132 --> 01:14:59,767
More power!

1610
01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:01,936
Yeah, more power! No!

1611
01:15:06,974 --> 01:15:07,842
Enough!

1612
01:15:09,210 --> 01:15:10,511
This stops now.

1613
01:15:11,746 --> 01:15:13,180
Oh.

1614
01:15:26,193 --> 01:15:28,596
I say, I thought this
was to be a fair fight.

1615
01:15:28,629 --> 01:15:30,264
If there's one
thing I can't abide,

1616
01:15:30,297 --> 01:15:33,701
it's someone who refuses to die.

1617
01:15:33,734 --> 01:15:36,303
That would be me, Sir.

1618
01:15:36,337 --> 01:15:38,005
Look at you, Sir Simon.

1619
01:15:38,039 --> 01:15:39,040
What are you?

1620
01:15:39,073 --> 01:15:41,709
An aberration, a ghost.

1621
01:15:41,742 --> 01:15:42,910
It will not do.

1622
01:15:45,112 --> 01:15:47,615
Here the books must be balanced,

1623
01:15:49,216 --> 01:15:51,052
and I will balance them.

1624
01:15:53,954 --> 01:15:56,157
You leave him alone!

1625
01:15:56,190 --> 01:15:58,025
You dare challenge me?

1626
01:15:59,093 --> 01:16:00,127
What the heck?

1627
01:16:00,161 --> 01:16:01,629
I'm dead anyway.

1628
01:16:05,866 --> 01:16:07,068
Virginia!

1629
01:16:21,248 --> 01:16:22,249
Oh, boy!

1630
01:16:31,225 --> 01:16:33,060
Henry!

1631
01:16:33,094 --> 01:16:35,362
You really do get yourself
into some scrapes, don't you?

1632
01:16:36,931 --> 01:16:38,032
You can fence?

1633
01:16:38,065 --> 01:16:39,233
Of course I can fence.

1634
01:16:39,266 --> 01:16:40,868
I went to Heaton!

1635
01:16:40,901 --> 01:16:42,403
You shouldn't have come.

1636
01:16:42,436 --> 01:16:45,906
Being here in this
place, it means you're dead.

1637
01:16:45,940 --> 01:16:47,374
What?

1638
01:16:48,309 --> 01:16:49,977
I'm sorry!

1639
01:16:50,010 --> 01:16:53,013
Oh, please, spare me.

1640
01:16:53,047 --> 01:16:54,982
Henry!

1641
01:16:56,317 --> 01:16:58,319
You leave him alone.

1642
01:16:58,352 --> 01:17:00,321
Well, if I am dead,

1643
01:17:00,354 --> 01:17:03,724
there's no one I'd
rather spend eternity with.

1644
01:17:03,757 --> 01:17:08,729
You see, Virginia,
I'm afraid I love you.

1645
01:17:08,762 --> 01:17:10,397
What?

1646
01:17:10,431 --> 01:17:13,667
Oh, what a lovely couple.

1647
01:17:13,701 --> 01:17:15,436
United forever.

1648
01:17:18,038 --> 01:17:20,040
Cooey, up here.

1649
01:17:21,742 --> 01:17:23,244
Hey, Sir Simon, catch!

1650
01:17:28,082 --> 01:17:29,250
Virginia.

1651
01:17:29,283 --> 01:17:30,384
I'm all right.

1652
01:17:32,219 --> 01:17:33,187
Huh?

1653
01:17:34,121 --> 01:17:36,290
And you, young man, thank you.

1654
01:17:37,391 --> 01:17:39,093
Happy to help.

1655
01:17:39,126 --> 01:17:42,229
Perhaps not all
Cheshire's are the same.

1656
01:17:43,430 --> 01:17:44,965
Oh, I think not.

1657
01:17:47,001 --> 01:17:49,904
The old Duke of Cheshire!

1658
01:17:49,937 --> 01:17:52,273
Hello, again.

1659
01:17:59,180 --> 01:18:02,783
Now I get to kill
you all over again.

1660
01:18:05,452 --> 01:18:08,289
Oh, dear!

1661
01:18:31,111 --> 01:18:32,713
My love, it's me.

1662
01:18:35,950 --> 01:18:37,484
Eleanor?

1663
01:18:37,519 --> 01:18:40,955
Yes, my love.

1664
01:18:43,290 --> 01:18:45,459
You are not my Eleanor.

1665
01:18:58,072 --> 01:18:59,139
Oh!

1666
01:18:59,173 --> 01:19:00,040
No!

1667
01:19:10,384 --> 01:19:11,952
Very impressive.

1668
01:19:11,986 --> 01:19:13,521
It seems we have a draw.

1669
01:19:15,189 --> 01:19:16,790
What?

1670
01:19:16,824 --> 01:19:19,960
Virginia is free to
go, as are you young man.

1671
01:19:21,161 --> 01:19:23,030
But as you did
not beat me, Sir Simon,

1672
01:19:23,063 --> 01:19:27,434
you must remain here forever.

1673
01:19:27,468 --> 01:19:29,203
No! You can't!

1674
01:19:29,236 --> 01:19:30,938
Please.

1675
01:19:30,971 --> 01:19:33,508
Do not be sad, Virginia.

1676
01:19:33,541 --> 01:19:35,510
These last few weeks
have been the happiest

1677
01:19:35,543 --> 01:19:38,812
I've had for 300 years.

1678
01:19:45,085 --> 01:19:46,521
I'm sorry, Eleanor.

1679
01:20:00,301 --> 01:20:01,835
What?

1680
01:20:12,146 --> 01:20:13,581
Well, that's that.

1681
01:20:17,084 --> 01:20:19,119
Goodbye, Virginia.

1682
01:20:19,153 --> 01:20:20,354
Henry.

1683
01:20:20,387 --> 01:20:21,989
Please, no!

1684
01:20:22,022 --> 01:20:24,325
Until we meet again.

1685
01:20:32,299 --> 01:20:33,500
Come on, Virginia!

1686
01:20:35,102 --> 01:20:36,370
Wake up, Sis!

1687
01:20:36,403 --> 01:20:38,939
Please, wake up!

1688
01:20:38,972 --> 01:20:40,642
I'll never play another prank!

1689
01:20:40,675 --> 01:20:41,475
Pumpkin!

1690
01:20:41,509 --> 01:20:43,477
Oh!

1691
01:20:45,145 --> 01:20:46,180
Virginia!

1692
01:20:46,213 --> 01:20:48,215
Oh, oh my darling!

1693
01:20:48,248 --> 01:20:49,483
Oh!

1694
01:20:49,517 --> 01:20:51,285
You're back!

1695
01:20:51,318 --> 01:20:52,453
She's back!

1696
01:20:52,486 --> 01:20:53,655
Impossible!

1697
01:20:53,688 --> 01:20:56,090
Pumpkin, my
pumpkin, you're back!

1698
01:20:57,625 --> 01:20:58,892
I knew she'd be fine.

1699
01:20:58,926 --> 01:20:59,893
Yeah, me too.

1700
01:21:00,961 --> 01:21:02,963
Wait, Sir Simon!

1701
01:21:04,164 --> 01:21:05,533
Oh!

1702
01:21:27,354 --> 01:21:29,289
It's all over now, pumpkin.

1703
01:21:29,323 --> 01:21:30,090
You're safe.

1704
01:21:31,992 --> 01:21:36,631
All he wanted
was to be with his wife.

1705
01:21:36,664 --> 01:21:40,033
<i>"When a little</i>
<i>girl can ask</i>

1706
01:21:40,067 --> 01:21:44,104
<i>for freedom</i>
<i>from the angel's grasp.</i>

1707
01:21:44,138 --> 01:21:47,441
<i>When the barren almond bears,</i>

1708
01:21:47,474 --> 01:21:52,379
<i>and a golden child</i>
<i>gives away her tears,</i>

1709
01:21:52,413 --> 01:21:56,618
<i>then shall all</i>
<i>the house be still</i>

1710
01:21:56,651 --> 01:22:00,187
<i>and peace come to Canterville."</i>

1711
01:22:16,036 --> 01:22:16,671
Hm?

1712
01:22:18,573 --> 01:22:19,574
Virginia!

1713
01:22:19,607 --> 01:22:20,742
Sir Simon!

1714
01:22:20,775 --> 01:22:22,342
I hope you're looking forward

1715
01:22:22,376 --> 01:22:25,145
to an eternity in
a glass jar, you fiend!

1716
01:22:27,281 --> 01:22:28,182
Oh, yeah.

1717
01:22:28,215 --> 01:22:29,016
Huh?

1718
01:22:29,049 --> 01:22:30,017
It was us.

1719
01:22:30,685 --> 01:22:31,985
Oh!

1720
01:22:32,019 --> 01:22:32,654
-Simon?
-Huh?

1721
01:22:33,487 --> 01:22:34,522
Eleanor!

1722
01:22:38,593 --> 01:22:41,529
Thank you, my dear Virginia.

1723
01:22:43,063 --> 01:22:46,366
What took you so long?

1724
01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:49,069
There are more
things in heaven and earth

1725
01:22:49,102 --> 01:22:52,039
than I dreamt of
in my philosophy.

1726
01:22:52,072 --> 01:22:54,542
Hamlet, ish.

1727
01:22:54,576 --> 01:22:56,477
Very good, Mr. Otis.

1728
01:22:56,511 --> 01:22:58,580
There's hope for you yet!

1729
01:23:06,721 --> 01:23:08,590
That's better.

1730
01:23:08,623 --> 01:23:11,024
Everything's in
its proper place.

1731
01:23:12,594 --> 01:23:17,297
If there's one thing
I can't abide, it's a loose end.

1732
01:23:17,331 --> 01:23:21,736
Now you remember, young
miss, time trickles by so fast.

1733
01:23:21,769 --> 01:23:23,671
You be sure to
make the most of it.

1734
01:23:25,540 --> 01:23:26,641
Oh.

1735
01:23:32,279 --> 01:23:36,684
I now pronounce
you husband and wife.

1736
01:23:39,554 --> 01:23:40,588
Oh.

1737
01:23:40,622 --> 01:23:41,723
Oh, I want it!

1738
01:23:41,756 --> 01:23:42,790
I've got it!

1739
01:23:45,158 --> 01:23:46,460
Oh, yay! That was a good catch,

1740
01:23:46,493 --> 01:23:47,327
my dear!

1741
01:23:47,361 --> 01:23:49,564
Let's go have an adventure.

1742
01:23:49,597 --> 01:23:50,297
Righto.

1743
01:23:54,501 --> 01:23:55,369
Oh, yay!

1744
01:23:57,371 --> 01:23:59,072
Bye, Virginia!

1745
01:24:00,542 --> 01:24:02,276
Oh, are you crying, dear?

1746
01:24:02,309 --> 01:24:05,112
- Oh, wow!
- No.

1747
01:24:05,145 --> 01:24:06,280
I mean, yes, I am.

1748
01:24:06,313 --> 01:24:07,381
Yay!

1749
01:24:07,414 --> 01:24:08,683
Love you, pumpkin!

1750
01:24:10,685 --> 01:24:13,320
<i>And now the house</i>
<i>is calm and still,</i>

1751
01:24:17,525 --> 01:24:21,094
for peace has
come to Canterville.

1752
01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:21,736
It was the ghost!

1753
01:28:21,769 --> 01:28:23,571
We don't have
a ghost anymore, Kent!

1754
01:28:23,604 --> 01:28:25,438
It was Louis!