1 00:00:04,150 --> 00:00:05,252 Dear Diary. 2 00:00:05,352 --> 00:00:07,175 It had been two days since the pool party, 3 00:00:07,275 --> 00:00:11,283 and still Chloe hadn't mentioned the hospital tag. 4 00:00:13,286 --> 00:00:17,293 Rae. 5 00:00:19,818 --> 00:00:23,825 'But I had a terrible feeling that was all about to change.' 6 00:00:25,348 --> 00:00:28,013 Thanks for meeting, sweets. 7 00:00:28,113 --> 00:00:32,120 I just really need to talk to you about something. 8 00:00:33,362 --> 00:00:35,366 I think I've got a boyfriend. 9 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:39,794 I thought you wanted to talk about something serious. 10 00:00:39,894 --> 00:00:42,459 Yeah, well, it is serious, Rae. 11 00:00:42,859 --> 00:00:43,921 Proper serious. 12 00:00:44,021 --> 00:00:46,045 It's not Archie, is it? 13 00:00:46,145 --> 00:00:48,249 No, it's not Archie. It's... 14 00:00:48,349 --> 00:00:51,094 someone who... 15 00:00:51,194 --> 00:00:53,258 Oh, look, I can't tell you, babe. 16 00:00:53,358 --> 00:00:55,021 Not yet. 17 00:00:55,121 --> 00:00:57,225 But I just wanted you to know, 18 00:00:57,325 --> 00:01:01,333 because you're my bessie and I hate keeping secrets from you. 19 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:05,280 Well, don't be like that. 20 00:01:05,380 --> 00:01:07,243 Like what? 21 00:01:07,343 --> 00:01:08,806 Rae, you will find a boyfriend. 22 00:01:08,906 --> 00:01:10,329 How? 23 00:01:10,429 --> 00:01:12,733 How will I ever find a boyfriend? 24 00:01:12,833 --> 00:01:16,219 Right, come here, sit down. 25 00:01:16,319 --> 00:01:18,103 Right... 26 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:21,068 My sister used to be big. 27 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:23,112 So, I know what this is like. 28 00:01:23,212 --> 00:01:26,358 And I know that boys don't like it. 29 00:01:26,458 --> 00:01:28,802 And it's not right, but... 30 00:01:28,902 --> 00:01:30,725 that's just the way they are. 31 00:01:30,826 --> 00:01:34,692 You know, they think, if they go out with someone who's big, 32 00:01:34,793 --> 00:01:37,457 then the other lads will just take the piss. 33 00:01:37,558 --> 00:01:40,383 I'm sorry, but it's the truth. 34 00:01:40,483 --> 00:01:43,268 Yeah? Come here. 35 00:01:43,368 --> 00:01:47,375 Come on! Want a hug. 36 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:56,131 I am a body dysmorphic 37 00:01:56,231 --> 00:01:58,936 without the dysmorphic. 38 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:00,779 I am a bulimic... 39 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:03,544 without the sick. 40 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:05,728 I am fat. 41 00:03:52,039 --> 00:03:53,021 You all right, Finn? 42 00:03:53,121 --> 00:03:54,624 S'pose. 43 00:03:54,724 --> 00:03:58,511 I'm fine, by the way. 44 00:03:58,611 --> 00:03:59,673 Rae! 45 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:03,781 'Oh, my God. Archie, the tyrannosaurus of sexiness, 46 00:04:04,221 --> 00:04:06,365 'was coming to sit next to me. 47 00:04:06,465 --> 00:04:09,611 'I wanted him to treat me like that little goat in Jurassic Park 48 00:04:09,711 --> 00:04:12,897 'and just eat me whole.' 49 00:04:12,997 --> 00:04:14,901 Save me from this conversation. Please! 50 00:04:15,001 --> 00:04:16,143 Why? 51 00:04:16,243 --> 00:04:17,625 What's everyone talking about? 52 00:04:17,726 --> 00:04:19,549 Orgasms! 53 00:04:19,649 --> 00:04:22,234 That'd be my specialist subject on Mastermind. 54 00:04:22,334 --> 00:04:23,676 I've never had an orgasm. 55 00:04:23,776 --> 00:04:25,960 It's exactly the same as sneezing eight times. 56 00:04:26,061 --> 00:04:27,724 Is it bollocks! 57 00:04:27,824 --> 00:04:30,769 It's true. And when I come, I come with thunder, pal. 58 00:04:30,869 --> 00:04:33,153 Once you get him out, the SWAT team can't get him back in. 59 00:04:33,835 --> 00:04:34,896 Oh, aye?! 60 00:04:34,997 --> 00:04:36,539 What about the girls you're doing it with? 61 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:37,621 Ask Sam Moffat, mate. 62 00:04:37,722 --> 00:04:40,587 I threw her round that Renault 5 like she was an empty shell suit. 63 00:04:40,687 --> 00:04:42,951 Why d'you have to be such a horrible boy all the time? 64 00:04:43,051 --> 00:04:44,674 What you doin'? Why? Why? 65 00:04:44,774 --> 00:04:46,958 Chill! Stop hitting me! 66 00:04:47,058 --> 00:04:48,401 It's not nice. 67 00:04:48,501 --> 00:04:50,364 Like, I'm not saying I've done everything. 68 00:04:50,464 --> 00:04:52,288 Yeah, cheeky! But, you know, like, 69 00:04:52,388 --> 00:04:54,131 an orgasm's like a gateway. 70 00:04:54,231 --> 00:04:58,238 You can never go back through. Like, it sets you free as a person. Doesn't it? 71 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:00,923 Totally! Yeah! 72 00:05:05,892 --> 00:05:07,796 I've got an idea. 73 00:05:07,896 --> 00:05:10,000 Why don't we all talk about our best sexual 74 00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:14,127 and romantic experiences? Great! I'll go first. Listen... 75 00:05:14,227 --> 00:05:17,273 Er, no, Rae... Rae, you go first. 76 00:05:26,810 --> 00:05:30,036 I forgot, I've gotta put the tea on for my mum. Sorry, guys. 77 00:05:30,136 --> 00:05:32,320 Come on, Rae. Hey, I'll get you a drink. 78 00:05:32,420 --> 00:05:33,602 No, it's all right. 79 00:05:33,702 --> 00:05:37,709 Come on, you only just got here. What you making? 80 00:05:38,230 --> 00:05:40,695 'Thanks to Chloe, it was now clear to everyone 81 00:05:40,795 --> 00:05:44,802 'that I had never done anything sexual or romantic. 82 00:05:46,325 --> 00:05:49,911 'The 15th of July, 1996. 83 00:05:50,012 --> 00:05:52,556 'Something had to be done. 84 00:05:52,656 --> 00:05:56,002 'One - pass through the mystical orgasm gateway. 85 00:05:56,102 --> 00:05:58,928 'Two - see someone naked. 86 00:05:59,028 --> 00:06:01,091 'Three - kiss someone. 87 00:06:01,192 --> 00:06:05,199 'Must be human.' 88 00:06:31,566 --> 00:06:33,069 I didn't even see anything. 89 00:06:33,169 --> 00:06:34,311 She saw everything. 90 00:06:34,411 --> 00:06:37,437 Rae, did you see Mrs Dewhurst's... credentials? 91 00:06:37,537 --> 00:06:39,000 She's always peeping. 92 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:40,082 I didn't peep. You did. 93 00:06:40,182 --> 00:06:41,484 Were you staring at her? No! 94 00:06:41,584 --> 00:06:43,608 I opened the curtains, and she was standing there... 95 00:06:43,708 --> 00:06:44,730 Oh, I beg your pardon... naked. 96 00:06:44,830 --> 00:06:46,052 I'm very sorry. 97 00:06:46,152 --> 00:06:48,577 You were. Fed up with it! 98 00:06:48,677 --> 00:06:52,744 Why would I peep? What is there to even peep at? 99 00:06:52,844 --> 00:06:54,027 Rae, be quiet! 100 00:06:54,127 --> 00:06:55,068 'It was typical. 101 00:06:55,169 --> 00:06:58,715 'The first time I catch a glimpse of another person's bits 102 00:06:58,815 --> 00:07:01,400 'and it's my 76-year-old neighbour's. 103 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:03,964 'A romantic milestone burnt into my retinas.' 104 00:07:04,065 --> 00:07:05,647 Right. 105 00:07:05,748 --> 00:07:08,733 First off, Rae isn't gonna peep any more. 106 00:07:08,833 --> 00:07:11,478 But I didn't peep! Just...! 107 00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:18,070 Second off, she'll run a few errands for you 108 00:07:18,170 --> 00:07:22,177 to apologise for any embarrassment - how's that? 109 00:07:28,789 --> 00:07:32,796 'Living in the totalitarian state of Mum was worse than being in prison. 110 00:07:33,197 --> 00:07:36,062 'At least there are laws to protect prisoners. 111 00:07:36,162 --> 00:07:40,170 'Any kind of human right I am entitled to is always swept away by one single phrase.' 112 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:45,239 And don't pull that face at me, Rachel Earl. 113 00:07:45,339 --> 00:07:49,346 So long as you live under my roof, you live by my rules. 114 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:11,847 My mum's in a sham relationship. 115 00:08:11,947 --> 00:08:13,530 She's going out with this guy. 116 00:08:13,630 --> 00:08:16,214 And he's like... 117 00:08:16,315 --> 00:08:18,378 handsome and fit and stuff. 118 00:08:18,478 --> 00:08:20,422 But she... 119 00:08:20,522 --> 00:08:23,708 she's like me. 120 00:08:23,808 --> 00:08:24,910 She's a blob. 121 00:08:25,010 --> 00:08:26,673 A blob with a gob. 122 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:28,637 Is that how you see yourself? 123 00:08:28,737 --> 00:08:30,199 It's how I am. 124 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:33,586 Tell me some things that you like about yourself. 125 00:08:35,589 --> 00:08:38,294 Anything. 126 00:08:38,394 --> 00:08:40,698 I can't think of anything. 127 00:08:40,799 --> 00:08:43,864 All right, if I was to ask one of your friends what they liked about you, 128 00:08:43,964 --> 00:08:45,547 what do you think they would say? 129 00:08:45,647 --> 00:08:46,829 They would say... 130 00:08:46,930 --> 00:08:50,937 "What the bloody hell are you asking me that for?" 131 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:55,285 I've noticed that every time you come into this room, 132 00:08:55,385 --> 00:08:58,571 you take the longer way round to that chair. 133 00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:02,217 I thought maybe you're trying to avoid that mirror over there. 134 00:09:02,317 --> 00:09:05,984 Ooh! Maybe you should open a detective agency. 135 00:09:06,084 --> 00:09:09,230 Yeah, maybe I should. 136 00:09:09,330 --> 00:09:12,355 Hardly anyone likes looking in a mirror. 137 00:09:12,455 --> 00:09:16,603 In fact, no-one likes looking in a mirror. 138 00:09:16,703 --> 00:09:18,206 You know what, Rae? 139 00:09:18,306 --> 00:09:21,492 I'm 47 years old and I still get blackheads. 140 00:09:21,592 --> 00:09:23,135 I've got bags under my eyes 141 00:09:23,235 --> 00:09:27,242 that make me look like I've battled a lifelong addiction to heroin. 142 00:09:27,923 --> 00:09:29,466 But having said that, 143 00:09:29,566 --> 00:09:32,391 I do look fantastic. 144 00:09:32,491 --> 00:09:33,914 Yeah, I look great. 145 00:09:34,014 --> 00:09:35,757 You know what? 146 00:09:35,858 --> 00:09:37,961 Perfect wouldn't be a stretch too far. 147 00:09:38,062 --> 00:09:42,069 I think I look perfect. 148 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:44,693 Are you trying to make me hate you? 149 00:09:44,794 --> 00:09:48,140 I want you to make it your mission to look in a mirror every day. 150 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,504 And no matter how many things you see that you don't like, 151 00:09:50,604 --> 00:09:52,788 I want you to say something positive about yourself. 152 00:09:52,888 --> 00:09:56,895 That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 153 00:09:58,218 --> 00:10:01,163 Do you know what? It's just weird. 154 00:10:01,263 --> 00:10:03,167 Is it more or less weird... 155 00:10:03,267 --> 00:10:05,771 than being physically unable to look at your own reflection? 156 00:10:05,871 --> 00:10:06,933 I'm not doing it. 157 00:10:07,034 --> 00:10:09,258 All I'm asking is that you try your... 158 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:13,365 I'm not fucking doing it. 159 00:10:15,569 --> 00:10:17,512 What do you like about me? 160 00:10:17,613 --> 00:10:19,236 I like everything about you. 161 00:10:19,336 --> 00:10:20,518 Mmm. 162 00:10:20,618 --> 00:10:23,724 Be more specific. 163 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:24,765 I can't. 164 00:10:24,866 --> 00:10:26,929 There's nothing I don't like about you. 165 00:10:27,030 --> 00:10:30,175 You're lovely... 166 00:10:30,275 --> 00:10:32,099 but unhelpful. 167 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,222 Tix! 168 00:10:34,323 --> 00:10:35,745 Danny. 169 00:10:35,845 --> 00:10:37,428 What? 170 00:10:37,528 --> 00:10:39,532 Danny, let go of her arm. 171 00:10:41,776 --> 00:10:45,122 Agh! Stop it. Agh! Tix, stop. 172 00:10:45,222 --> 00:10:46,164 Agh! 173 00:10:46,264 --> 00:10:49,129 Tix, stop it. Agh! Agh, Tix! 174 00:10:49,229 --> 00:10:50,732 Agh! Stop it. Sorry, Tix. Agh! 175 00:10:50,832 --> 00:10:54,840 Tix, I said I'm sorry, Tix. I forgot. Tix, I'm sorry. 176 00:10:55,761 --> 00:10:57,504 No! No-one touch her. 177 00:10:57,605 --> 00:11:00,750 Danny, just let go of her arms. 178 00:11:00,850 --> 00:11:04,858 But she'll hit me again. She won't. Just stop touching her. 179 00:11:13,193 --> 00:11:14,295 Tixy. 180 00:11:14,395 --> 00:11:18,422 'Broken people fall to bits sometimes. That's what they do. 181 00:11:18,522 --> 00:11:19,865 'But I'm not broken.' 182 00:11:19,965 --> 00:11:21,347 It's all right. 183 00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:22,509 'Not any more.' 184 00:11:22,609 --> 00:11:25,815 It's all right. It's all right. 185 00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:32,327 Why did she look at me like that when she gave me my prescription? 186 00:11:32,427 --> 00:11:35,292 Like, it's just the pill - it's no big deal. 187 00:11:35,392 --> 00:11:37,737 I think she looks at everyone like that. 188 00:11:37,837 --> 00:11:39,981 I once bought a whistling lollipop from there, and she looked at me 189 00:11:40,081 --> 00:11:42,225 like I'd farted in an empty bag of Monster Munch 190 00:11:42,325 --> 00:11:43,747 and just squashed it in her face. 191 00:11:43,848 --> 00:11:47,915 Nah, it's because it was the pill. I know it. 192 00:11:48,015 --> 00:11:50,600 I can't believe I'm gonna be doing it, Rae. 193 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,323 This weekend! 194 00:11:52,423 --> 00:11:53,405 Shit! 195 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,809 Shit. 196 00:11:55,909 --> 00:11:58,454 So, are we gonna talk about the pool party? 197 00:11:58,554 --> 00:12:00,698 What about the pool party? 198 00:12:00,798 --> 00:12:04,064 Well, I found that hospital tag thing. 199 00:12:04,164 --> 00:12:08,171 'I wished for the ground to swallow me up, for a piano to fall from the heavens 200 00:12:10,255 --> 00:12:12,319 'and crush Chloe deep into the earth. 201 00:12:12,419 --> 00:12:16,426 'But the weird thing was, something even more incredible happened.' 202 00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:31,714 - Ay, ay. - Hi, Archie. 203 00:12:31,814 --> 00:12:35,921 Hi. Rae, I wanted to talk to you at the boozer last night, but you left before I could speak to you. 204 00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:37,725 I just, er, wanted to know 205 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:40,810 if you wanted to come out for a drink with me tomorrow night. 206 00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:41,892 Just me and you. 207 00:12:41,992 --> 00:12:44,417 'Wasn't expecting that! 208 00:12:44,517 --> 00:12:46,220 'What to say?' 209 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,743 'Yeah? Fuck yeah? 210 00:12:47,843 --> 00:12:49,706 'A thousand fucks yeah?!' 211 00:12:49,806 --> 00:12:50,868 Is that a yes or a no? 212 00:12:50,968 --> 00:12:53,874 Yeah. 213 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,436 Why not? 214 00:12:55,537 --> 00:12:57,660 Cool. All right, I'll... I'll meet you at The Swan at eightish. 215 00:13:16,935 --> 00:13:19,319 When are you allowed back to the ward? 216 00:13:19,419 --> 00:13:23,427 Kester says I have to prove to him that I'm not gonna freak out again. 217 00:13:24,669 --> 00:13:26,212 Let's talk about something else. 218 00:13:26,312 --> 00:13:28,255 So, tell me about Archie. 219 00:13:28,356 --> 00:13:30,419 Well... 220 00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:33,585 he's an Aries, which is perfect, because I'm a Sagittarius. 221 00:13:33,685 --> 00:13:34,987 And he prefers Oasis to Blur, 222 00:13:35,088 --> 00:13:36,911 but he quite liked Parklife 223 00:13:37,011 --> 00:13:40,117 because it reminded him of this holiday that he had in Corfu. 224 00:13:40,217 --> 00:13:42,401 And he wants to study history at university, 225 00:13:42,501 --> 00:13:44,485 cos he wants to be, like, a historian. 226 00:13:44,585 --> 00:13:46,769 And he's always coming out with these amazing quotes 227 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,093 from, like, Alexander the Great and stuff. 228 00:13:49,193 --> 00:13:50,696 Tix, this could be it. 229 00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:54,803 This could be the real thing. 230 00:13:55,124 --> 00:13:59,131 I would be nervous about it, though. Boys move pretty fast, don't they? 231 00:13:59,451 --> 00:14:00,714 He might want to touch you. 232 00:14:00,814 --> 00:14:01,756 Er... 233 00:14:01,856 --> 00:14:05,442 Tix, are you forgetting that I really want him to? 234 00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:08,127 Well, yeah, but think about it. 235 00:14:08,227 --> 00:14:10,251 You could be naked in front of each other tonight. 236 00:14:10,351 --> 00:14:12,174 You could be looking at him naked, 237 00:14:12,274 --> 00:14:14,278 thinking, "What do I do now?" 238 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:18,466 "What do I do with... that? 239 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:22,593 "What if I do something to it that he doesn't like?" 240 00:14:22,693 --> 00:14:25,679 And that's not forgetting the fact that you'll be naked. 241 00:14:25,779 --> 00:14:29,225 I would be bricking it, Rae. Aren't you bricking it? 242 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:36,137 Oh, my God! 243 00:14:36,238 --> 00:14:40,225 'Bollocks to looking in a mirror and whispering sweet nothings to myself. 244 00:14:40,325 --> 00:14:42,549 'If I wanted Archie to touch me, 245 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:46,656 'it was imperative there was a lot less of me to touch.' 246 00:14:52,427 --> 00:14:54,651 'Oh, Christ! 247 00:14:54,751 --> 00:14:58,638 'I'm the tyrannosaurus of sex.' 248 00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:05,771 Ahh! 249 00:15:06,732 --> 00:15:07,674 Clever girl! 250 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:10,179 Ah! Ahh! 251 00:15:13,945 --> 00:15:16,911 'Something must be done.' 252 00:15:23,483 --> 00:15:27,490 'Only one album would get my fat arse moving. 253 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:33,060 'It was time for greatness.' 254 00:15:39,431 --> 00:15:43,438 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13... 255 00:15:45,682 --> 00:15:48,227 18, 19... 256 00:15:48,327 --> 00:15:52,334 21, 22, 23... 257 00:16:20,425 --> 00:16:21,807 Oi! 258 00:16:21,908 --> 00:16:23,971 Jabba the jogger! 259 00:16:24,071 --> 00:16:26,075 God! Jabba! 260 00:16:27,157 --> 00:16:28,459 Jabba the jogger! 261 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,964 Oi, Jabba jogger! 262 00:16:40,822 --> 00:16:44,829 Bollocks. 263 00:16:52,683 --> 00:16:56,690 'Argh! How can I weigh more?' 264 00:17:00,056 --> 00:17:01,439 Mum? 265 00:17:01,539 --> 00:17:05,606 Sit down, Rachel. 266 00:17:05,706 --> 00:17:07,369 Stamford... 267 00:17:07,469 --> 00:17:09,974 is a small town, Rae. 268 00:17:10,074 --> 00:17:13,180 People talk. 269 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:17,287 Have you got something that you want to tell me? 270 00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:18,630 No. 271 00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:22,737 Not even in regards... 272 00:17:24,179 --> 00:17:26,724 this? 273 00:17:26,824 --> 00:17:29,890 That's for my mum. 274 00:17:29,990 --> 00:17:31,853 Not even in regards... 275 00:17:31,953 --> 00:17:35,820 these. 276 00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:39,347 Don't look at me! They're for my mum. 277 00:17:39,447 --> 00:17:43,454 It's not even that you're spreading rumours 278 00:17:43,815 --> 00:17:46,960 that I'm some kind of sex maniac. 279 00:17:47,061 --> 00:17:51,068 It's that to be a sex maniac, you have to have a man. 280 00:17:52,430 --> 00:17:56,437 And as the man I've got is currently on the run from Immigration, 281 00:17:58,521 --> 00:18:01,106 it's not something I want spread around town. 282 00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:02,188 I, erm... 283 00:18:02,288 --> 00:18:03,991 It's not just those things. 284 00:18:04,091 --> 00:18:06,836 It's the fact... 285 00:18:06,936 --> 00:18:10,523 that I come home after a long day 286 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,809 cleaning up the sick... and the piss 287 00:18:13,909 --> 00:18:17,856 of the infirmed and injured, to find... 288 00:18:17,956 --> 00:18:20,901 that you have thrown away 289 00:18:21,002 --> 00:18:25,029 £35-worth of confectionery 290 00:18:25,129 --> 00:18:27,413 for no reason! 291 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:31,801 I, er... 292 00:18:31,901 --> 00:18:33,885 Shush! 293 00:18:33,985 --> 00:18:36,530 I don't know what game you're playing at, 294 00:18:36,630 --> 00:18:39,896 but you're grounded for 24 hours, 295 00:18:39,996 --> 00:18:41,899 effective immediately. 296 00:18:41,999 --> 00:18:43,783 I can't! I'm meeting some... 297 00:18:43,883 --> 00:18:47,890 Put... your keys... on... the table! 298 00:18:57,507 --> 00:19:00,933 'He's waiting for me. He's waiting for me! 299 00:19:01,034 --> 00:19:03,859 'And some skinny bitch will see him all alone at the bar, 300 00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:06,383 'dry his tears and shag him in the toilets. 301 00:19:06,483 --> 00:19:10,491 'Arrgh!' 302 00:19:28,243 --> 00:19:30,947 All right, I'm coming! 303 00:19:31,048 --> 00:19:32,470 Archie? 304 00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:35,956 I'm wearing a towelling rainbow. I look like a tube of toothpaste. 305 00:19:36,057 --> 00:19:37,279 Rae, what happened? 306 00:19:37,379 --> 00:19:40,605 I'm really sorry, Archie. My mum wouldn't let me come out. 307 00:19:40,705 --> 00:19:41,887 Why? 308 00:19:41,987 --> 00:19:45,994 Cos I threw away a few of her chocolate bars. 309 00:19:46,996 --> 00:19:50,142 Let's go out now. I won't tell her. 310 00:19:50,242 --> 00:19:51,665 I dunno. 311 00:19:51,765 --> 00:19:53,628 She knows everyone in Stamford. 312 00:19:53,728 --> 00:19:56,393 If we go to the pub, she'll only find out. 313 00:19:56,493 --> 00:19:58,497 I know somewhere else we can go. 314 00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:04,007 All right. Wait here. 315 00:20:04,107 --> 00:20:05,009 Two minutes. 316 00:20:05,109 --> 00:20:08,375 - OK. - All right. 317 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:11,841 There aren't many good things about working early shifts at a leisure centre. 318 00:20:13,123 --> 00:20:15,127 Oh. 319 00:20:16,970 --> 00:20:18,974 But there are some. 320 00:20:49,308 --> 00:20:51,813 'Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't hear a thing. 321 00:20:51,913 --> 00:20:54,498 'Just keep that pretty mouth moving.' 322 00:20:54,598 --> 00:20:56,501 that was really what put an end to the sport. 323 00:20:56,601 --> 00:20:58,865 If it hadn't have been for that, maybe we'd have... 324 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,510 jousting areas in leisure centres all over Britain, eh? 325 00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:05,557 Yeah. 326 00:21:05,658 --> 00:21:06,960 Am I being boring again? 327 00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:08,964 No. 328 00:21:09,064 --> 00:21:13,071 I like listening to you talk about stuff. 329 00:21:22,207 --> 00:21:25,033 'It was incredible what Archie's tongue felt like - 330 00:21:25,133 --> 00:21:29,140 'like a small, warm animal darting round inside my mouth. 331 00:21:29,981 --> 00:21:33,087 'In that one kiss, I was so free. 332 00:21:33,187 --> 00:21:36,052 'Free of people telling me what to do. 333 00:21:36,152 --> 00:21:38,156 'Free of hospitals.' 334 00:21:38,917 --> 00:21:41,843 'Free of myself.' 335 00:21:43,686 --> 00:21:45,109 Archie. 336 00:21:45,209 --> 00:21:46,952 Your hand is on my boob? 337 00:21:47,052 --> 00:21:49,156 Does it feel good? 338 00:21:49,256 --> 00:21:53,263 Yeah, it's all right. 339 00:21:53,744 --> 00:21:54,766 Cool. 340 00:21:54,866 --> 00:21:58,873 Yeah. 341 00:22:04,483 --> 00:22:06,667 Will you be allowed out tomorrow? 342 00:22:06,768 --> 00:22:09,232 Yeah. I'm on parole tomorrow. 343 00:22:09,332 --> 00:22:13,339 Well, if you can, meet me tomorrow evening for tea in the cafe outside the cinema. 344 00:22:13,860 --> 00:22:17,867 Er, my parents are away at the moment, so, er... 345 00:22:19,510 --> 00:22:23,518 Well... Afterwards, maybe we could go back to mine. 346 00:22:29,408 --> 00:22:31,412 See ya. 347 00:22:48,603 --> 00:22:50,426 It was too good to be true. 348 00:22:50,526 --> 00:22:54,533 If it wasn't for the fact that I found two new spots, I'd think I was dreaming. 349 00:22:57,018 --> 00:22:58,160 Someone likes me. 350 00:22:58,260 --> 00:23:00,003 Not just someone. 351 00:23:00,103 --> 00:23:04,171 Archie, the professor of horn, likes me. 352 00:23:04,271 --> 00:23:08,278 I don't get it, but I love, love, love it! 353 00:23:23,465 --> 00:23:24,487 Rae! 354 00:23:24,587 --> 00:23:27,332 Oh, guess who I've just been speaking to. 355 00:23:27,433 --> 00:23:29,296 Who? Mrs Dewhurst. 356 00:23:29,396 --> 00:23:33,223 Guess who she saw coming in at one o'clock in the morning with a boy last night. 357 00:23:33,323 --> 00:23:34,225 Who? 358 00:23:34,325 --> 00:23:36,870 I don't know when you thought that going out with a boy 359 00:23:36,970 --> 00:23:39,073 and doing God knows what till God knows when... 360 00:23:39,174 --> 00:23:42,960 Why is it all right for you to have a boyfriend but not for me? 361 00:23:43,061 --> 00:23:45,445 I've gotta put up with Karim every bloody day. 362 00:23:45,545 --> 00:23:47,729 Get in there. 363 00:23:47,829 --> 00:23:51,836 Get in. 364 00:23:52,197 --> 00:23:54,782 Right, what is wrong with Karim? 365 00:23:54,882 --> 00:23:57,587 He's constantly in a state of semi-nudity. 366 00:23:57,687 --> 00:23:58,949 Why is he even here? 367 00:23:59,049 --> 00:24:01,073 Why's he going out with you? 368 00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:03,197 I just don't get it. 369 00:24:03,297 --> 00:24:05,802 There's nothing to get. He loves me. 370 00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:07,765 Fair enough. 371 00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:11,331 D'you know what? I am sick to the back teeth of you taking the piss out of me. 372 00:24:11,432 --> 00:24:13,055 I'm your mum. 373 00:24:13,155 --> 00:24:17,162 Not your school friend, not your sister. Your mum. 374 00:24:18,044 --> 00:24:21,349 Are we done? No, we're not done. You're grounded. 375 00:24:21,450 --> 00:24:24,034 Not just for today. Not just for tomorrow. 376 00:24:24,134 --> 00:24:26,238 But for forever, until I say stop. 377 00:24:26,338 --> 00:24:28,122 You can't do that. 378 00:24:28,222 --> 00:24:31,848 I can do that, cos this is my house and you're living... 379 00:24:31,949 --> 00:24:35,956 Yeah, it might be your house and I might live under your roof, 380 00:24:37,158 --> 00:24:39,422 but you're not grounding me. 381 00:24:39,522 --> 00:24:43,529 End of. 382 00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:48,278 Three weeks ago, Rae, 383 00:24:48,378 --> 00:24:52,165 you were in a psychiatric ward. 384 00:24:52,265 --> 00:24:55,331 It's my job to keep an eye on you, 385 00:24:55,431 --> 00:24:58,536 to make sure you don't do too much, too soon, 386 00:24:58,637 --> 00:25:02,644 to make sure you don't break again. 387 00:25:04,006 --> 00:25:07,512 But d'you know what? Fine. 388 00:25:07,613 --> 00:25:10,879 You obviously know better than me. 389 00:25:10,979 --> 00:25:12,982 Do what you want. 390 00:25:28,170 --> 00:25:30,474 Chop, you are talking absolute bollocks. 391 00:25:30,574 --> 00:25:32,758 Orgasms are mint. 392 00:25:32,858 --> 00:25:33,880 A sneeze isn't even nice. 393 00:25:33,980 --> 00:25:36,364 How can eight of 'em be an orgasm? It doesn't make sense. 394 00:25:36,465 --> 00:25:39,450 It's pound for pound. It has the same physical impact. 395 00:25:39,550 --> 00:25:40,973 I read it in a textbook, all right? 396 00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:42,736 So, just drop it. Prove it. 397 00:25:42,836 --> 00:25:44,459 All right, I will do. Go on. 398 00:25:44,559 --> 00:25:47,585 No, rack up a line of that pepper and see if you can snort it. Go on. 399 00:25:47,685 --> 00:25:48,626 That one there? Aye. 400 00:25:48,727 --> 00:25:50,129 All right, I'll do it right now. Get it right up your nose. 401 00:25:50,209 --> 00:25:51,952 Watch me go. Rae! 402 00:25:52,053 --> 00:25:54,998 I'll give you a fiver... How was your date with Archie? 403 00:25:55,098 --> 00:25:57,102 Tell me everything! 404 00:25:57,743 --> 00:26:01,570 You didn't let him touch your lady parts, did you, Raemundo? 405 00:26:01,670 --> 00:26:03,493 What are you doing? No, nothing happened. 406 00:26:03,593 --> 00:26:06,899 I told you nothing'd happen. Yeah... nothing happened. 407 00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:09,023 We did have a bit of a kiss, though. 408 00:26:09,123 --> 00:26:10,386 Oh! 409 00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:13,872 Go on! You two are so perfect for each other. 410 00:26:13,972 --> 00:26:16,517 Raemundo, you saucy little tartlet, you! 411 00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:19,883 You little raring tiger! Get out of it! Go on! 412 00:26:19,983 --> 00:26:22,768 Chop! It was only a kiss! 413 00:26:22,868 --> 00:26:24,250 Bollocks to that. 414 00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:27,136 Your faces totally had sex with each other.Right. 415 00:26:27,236 --> 00:26:29,219 It was kinda cool. 416 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,626 But... big deal. So we kissed. 417 00:26:32,726 --> 00:26:34,950 I can't believe you're so chilled about it. 418 00:26:35,050 --> 00:26:37,154 Well, you know... But, Izzy, it was so... 419 00:26:37,254 --> 00:26:40,359 Girls, I need to talk to you. 420 00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:41,562 Toilets. 421 00:26:41,662 --> 00:26:44,607 Now! 422 00:26:44,707 --> 00:26:46,410 Is that big enough, that? Here y'are. 423 00:26:46,510 --> 00:26:48,414 That's big enough, that. Have a bit more, mate. Go on. 424 00:26:48,514 --> 00:26:49,656 I had sex last night! 425 00:26:49,756 --> 00:26:51,980 Oh, yay! Oh, my God! 426 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,743 What was it like? 427 00:26:53,844 --> 00:26:56,508 Who was it with? Oh, I'm sorry, babe. 428 00:26:56,609 --> 00:26:58,312 I still can't tell you who he is. Yeah, yeah. 429 00:26:58,412 --> 00:26:59,474 It's just... Totally. 430 00:26:59,574 --> 00:27:02,840 You know, we just want everything not to be in the public domain at the moment. 431 00:27:02,940 --> 00:27:05,364 You know? Yeah. 432 00:27:05,465 --> 00:27:09,472 Oh, it was perfect. Got to his house about half-eight-ish. 433 00:27:09,792 --> 00:27:12,457 He only lives in a sodding barn conversion! 434 00:27:12,557 --> 00:27:14,300 Oh, my God! I know! 435 00:27:14,401 --> 00:27:16,865 So, when I got there, we had, like, a little bit of dinner. 436 00:27:16,965 --> 00:27:18,909 What did you eat? Just a sandwich. 437 00:27:19,009 --> 00:27:20,151 He made you a sandwich? Yeah. 438 00:27:20,251 --> 00:27:22,435 Well, what kind of sandwich? Well, cheese and Branston. 439 00:27:22,535 --> 00:27:23,918 Ohh... And anyway, 440 00:27:24,018 --> 00:27:26,242 he only goes and sticks on the Phil Collins album. 441 00:27:26,342 --> 00:27:28,606 Oh! Which Phil Collins album? 442 00:27:28,706 --> 00:27:30,650 Well, the one with Coming In The Air Tonight on it. Obviously! 443 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:31,932 Face Value? Yeah. 444 00:27:32,032 --> 00:27:33,735 Oh, yeah. I think so. 445 00:27:33,836 --> 00:27:34,978 Doesn't matter anyway. 446 00:27:35,078 --> 00:27:38,945 Because we were only halfway through the first song when he took me upstairs. 447 00:27:39,045 --> 00:27:40,347 What was his bedroom like? 448 00:27:40,447 --> 00:27:42,070 Yeah, he was a bit weird about taking me in there... 449 00:27:42,171 --> 00:27:43,673 so he laid me out 450 00:27:43,773 --> 00:27:46,438 on a towel on the landing... 451 00:27:46,538 --> 00:27:48,802 in front of the airing cupboard. 452 00:27:48,903 --> 00:27:50,205 And, well... 453 00:27:50,305 --> 00:27:52,349 you know the rest. 454 00:27:55,194 --> 00:27:56,576 Classic Chloe. 455 00:27:56,677 --> 00:27:57,859 Rae! 456 00:27:57,959 --> 00:27:59,301 Tell Chloe your news. 457 00:27:59,402 --> 00:28:02,868 Well, no, it's nothing compared to... 458 00:28:02,968 --> 00:28:05,793 I kissed Archie last night. 459 00:28:05,893 --> 00:28:07,276 Oh, my God! 460 00:28:07,376 --> 00:28:08,478 How? 461 00:28:08,578 --> 00:28:11,243 Well, we just put our faces together. 462 00:28:11,343 --> 00:28:12,565 Obviously! 463 00:28:12,665 --> 00:28:14,208 It turns out he proper fancies me. 464 00:28:14,308 --> 00:28:17,414 Ohhh! You know what? Archie's really hot. 465 00:28:17,514 --> 00:28:18,897 Yeah. Correct. 466 00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:20,580 Yeah. 467 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,304 So, what else happened? 468 00:28:23,405 --> 00:28:27,412 Well, there was a bit of touching when we was kissin'! 469 00:28:27,933 --> 00:28:29,195 As standard, you know? Yeah! 470 00:28:29,295 --> 00:28:32,361 What else? 471 00:28:32,461 --> 00:28:33,763 He fingered me eight times. 472 00:28:33,863 --> 00:28:35,286 Yay! What?! 473 00:28:35,386 --> 00:28:36,368 Shit. 474 00:28:36,468 --> 00:28:38,051 Fucking hell, Rae. 475 00:28:38,151 --> 00:28:39,774 Yeah. Under your jeans? 476 00:28:39,874 --> 00:28:40,816 Over my jeans. 477 00:28:40,916 --> 00:28:42,699 Oh, that still counts. 478 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,703 Totally still counts. Oh, my God. 479 00:28:44,803 --> 00:28:46,426 Yeah! That's so good. 480 00:28:46,526 --> 00:28:49,191 And, er, well, we're going on another date tonight. 481 00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:50,233 Really? Yeah. 482 00:28:50,333 --> 00:28:53,920 His parents are away, so, um, I'm... 483 00:28:54,020 --> 00:28:55,963 probably gonna be doing it. 484 00:28:56,063 --> 00:29:00,071 Holy shit, Rae! Are you ready for that? 485 00:29:01,393 --> 00:29:02,655 We should do a makeover! 486 00:29:02,755 --> 00:29:03,938 Definitely a makeover. 487 00:29:04,038 --> 00:29:06,462 Pleeease! No, no, no, no. I don't do makeovers. 488 00:29:06,562 --> 00:29:07,985 That's not me. No. Er, well, you do now. 489 00:29:08,085 --> 00:29:09,988 So, listen to me. OK? 490 00:29:10,089 --> 00:29:13,154 This is not just a kiss and a bit of a grope. 491 00:29:13,254 --> 00:29:14,597 It's more than a grope.Exactly. 492 00:29:14,697 --> 00:29:15,959 So, think. 493 00:29:16,059 --> 00:29:17,722 Think, Rae. Think... 494 00:29:17,822 --> 00:29:19,646 of how hot Archie is. 495 00:29:19,746 --> 00:29:21,249 Yeah. Right? Yeah. 496 00:29:21,349 --> 00:29:23,933 He's gonna be naked, trying to put his penis inside of you. 497 00:29:24,034 --> 00:29:26,538 Yeah, inside. Do you wanna look your best? 498 00:29:26,638 --> 00:29:28,462 Yeah! 499 00:29:28,562 --> 00:29:31,587 Oh, God. 500 00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:35,695 I never wanna have an orgasm if it looks like that. 501 00:29:37,738 --> 00:29:39,762 Are you sure this is even necessary? 502 00:29:39,862 --> 00:29:43,008 I mean, he kissed me... 503 00:29:43,108 --> 00:29:44,771 so he must like me. 504 00:29:44,871 --> 00:29:47,376 Yeah, but he's got to be turned on by you, Rae. 505 00:29:47,476 --> 00:29:49,740 You know? Otherwise... 506 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,385 Well... Otherwise well what? 507 00:29:52,485 --> 00:29:56,492 Well, listen, sometimes men, they can have problems, 508 00:29:57,093 --> 00:29:58,516 you know, being ready. 509 00:29:58,616 --> 00:30:01,241 Well, how often does that happen? Well... 510 00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:03,004 if they don't like something 511 00:30:03,104 --> 00:30:05,328 or if they feel uncomfortable. 512 00:30:05,428 --> 00:30:09,616 So, please, will you hurry up and try on the outfit, cos I'm bored. 513 00:30:09,716 --> 00:30:11,459 All right. Chlo... 514 00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:15,466 I think we should go with the black leggings. 515 00:30:15,566 --> 00:30:17,069 Yeah, maybe you're right, actually. 516 00:30:17,169 --> 00:30:18,472 Rae, try these leggings on. 517 00:30:18,572 --> 00:30:21,798 Oh, right. 518 00:30:21,898 --> 00:30:24,883 What happened to your legs, Rae? 519 00:30:24,983 --> 00:30:28,329 I was in an accident when I was in France. 520 00:30:28,429 --> 00:30:30,613 Oh, my God! 521 00:30:30,714 --> 00:30:33,979 Do they look horrible? 522 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,544 You can't even really notice them. 523 00:30:36,644 --> 00:30:40,651 D'you think Archie will be turned off by them? 524 00:30:43,336 --> 00:30:45,400 Maybe we could put some makeup on 'em. 525 00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:46,963 Would that work? 526 00:30:47,063 --> 00:30:48,526 We could try. 527 00:30:48,626 --> 00:30:50,770 But if we're gonna put makeup on your legs, Rae, 528 00:30:50,870 --> 00:30:53,895 it seems mad not to let me do all your makeup properly. 529 00:30:53,995 --> 00:30:57,983 All right! Yeah! 530 00:30:58,083 --> 00:31:00,507 Rae... 531 00:31:00,607 --> 00:31:03,633 um, why didn't you tell me? 532 00:31:03,733 --> 00:31:07,740 Eh? Come here! 533 00:31:17,999 --> 00:31:22,006 If you want to make someone touch you and you can't change the way you look, 534 00:31:22,767 --> 00:31:25,873 I guess the next best thing is to hide it, with makeup, 535 00:31:25,973 --> 00:31:28,918 with clothes, with whatever you can find. 536 00:31:29,018 --> 00:31:31,483 I feel sick. 537 00:31:31,583 --> 00:31:34,809 Maybe I should just cancel. No. Look at me. 538 00:31:34,909 --> 00:31:39,016 We haven't spend three hours making you look super foxy for you to walk away. 539 00:31:39,117 --> 00:31:41,781 Me and Chlo will come in for the first 20 minutes. 540 00:31:41,881 --> 00:31:44,025 Make sure everything's OK. 541 00:31:44,126 --> 00:31:48,133 Well, you go first, foxy lady. Oh, shut up! 542 00:31:52,621 --> 00:31:54,404 Hi. 543 00:31:54,504 --> 00:31:57,009 Who are you? Who's that? 544 00:31:57,109 --> 00:32:01,116 Um... This is my Uncle Kester. These are my friends. 545 00:32:02,238 --> 00:32:04,101 Chloe. Hi. 546 00:32:04,202 --> 00:32:05,584 Izzy. Hiya. 547 00:32:05,684 --> 00:32:06,786 Hello. 548 00:32:06,886 --> 00:32:09,872 Are you the uncle Rae stopped with in France? 549 00:32:09,972 --> 00:32:13,358 Yeah. That... That... That's right.Bonjour! 550 00:32:13,458 --> 00:32:17,465 Er, peut-etre que je peux pratiquer mon francais avec vous? 551 00:32:22,194 --> 00:32:26,201 Er, I'm... I don't speak French when I'm in England. 552 00:32:26,802 --> 00:32:29,387 In case I forget how to speak English. 553 00:32:29,487 --> 00:32:30,629 Oh, right. 554 00:32:30,729 --> 00:32:32,913 Oh, my God, Rae was just telling me 555 00:32:33,013 --> 00:32:34,316 about her accident. Chloe... 556 00:32:34,416 --> 00:32:38,243 We've gotta go. 557 00:32:38,343 --> 00:32:41,088 It was lovely to meet you anyway. Bye. 558 00:32:41,188 --> 00:32:45,195 Ciao. 559 00:32:55,935 --> 00:32:57,157 Can I have a coffee, please? 560 00:32:57,257 --> 00:33:01,264 Thanks. 561 00:33:37,489 --> 00:33:38,431 Yo. 562 00:33:38,531 --> 00:33:39,793 What are you doing here? 563 00:33:39,894 --> 00:33:41,196 I've just seen Archie. 564 00:33:41,296 --> 00:33:42,478 He ain't coming. 565 00:33:42,578 --> 00:33:46,586 He said to say... Well, he said to say that, really. 566 00:33:47,748 --> 00:33:50,453 Right. 567 00:33:50,553 --> 00:33:54,560 Why are you dressed like Chloe? I'm not dressed like Chloe. 568 00:33:55,081 --> 00:33:56,063 OK. 569 00:33:56,163 --> 00:34:00,170 See you later, then. 570 00:34:07,062 --> 00:34:08,525 Rae, what did Finn say? 571 00:34:08,625 --> 00:34:12,633 Don't. Just leave me alone. 572 00:35:45,279 --> 00:35:49,286 ' "When Alexander the Great saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, 573 00:35:50,248 --> 00:35:54,155 ' "for there were no more worlds to conquer." 574 00:35:54,255 --> 00:35:57,401 'That's Archie's favourite quote. 575 00:35:57,501 --> 00:36:00,587 'My domain is my bed. 'I'm weeping for the opposite reason. 576 00:36:01,829 --> 00:36:05,375 'The world has conquered me.' 577 00:36:05,475 --> 00:36:07,339 It's midday. 578 00:36:07,439 --> 00:36:11,586 I know. 579 00:36:11,687 --> 00:36:15,794 I'm just about to make a sausage casserole. 580 00:36:15,894 --> 00:36:18,238 Not hungry. 581 00:36:18,339 --> 00:36:22,306 I've got tiger bread and spread for dipping. 582 00:36:28,116 --> 00:36:30,180 What spread is it? 583 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,422 Lurpak. 584 00:36:31,522 --> 00:36:34,668 Normal or unsalted? 585 00:36:34,768 --> 00:36:36,311 Normal. 586 00:36:36,411 --> 00:36:40,378 Obviously. 587 00:36:48,192 --> 00:36:50,817 I thought about it. 588 00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:52,179 I shouldn't have gone out. 589 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:56,247 I deserve to be grounded. 590 00:36:56,687 --> 00:36:58,871 Right. 591 00:36:58,972 --> 00:37:00,955 Right, well, um... 592 00:37:01,055 --> 00:37:05,022 since you've thought about it and you're sorry... 593 00:37:05,383 --> 00:37:07,046 I don't think you do need to be grounded. 594 00:37:07,146 --> 00:37:08,328 You can go out, if you want. 595 00:37:08,429 --> 00:37:12,235 Just behave yourself, be responsible. 596 00:37:13,438 --> 00:37:17,445 Karim. 597 00:37:22,534 --> 00:37:24,998 Rae, it's for you. 598 00:37:25,099 --> 00:37:29,106 It's a young man. 599 00:37:32,913 --> 00:37:34,455 What? 600 00:37:34,556 --> 00:37:36,098 I came about yesterday. 601 00:37:36,198 --> 00:37:38,342 Come to take the piss, have you? No. 602 00:37:38,443 --> 00:37:39,945 Just save it. I would never have done it 603 00:37:40,045 --> 00:37:42,430 if I knew you were supposed to be on a date. 604 00:37:42,530 --> 00:37:45,235 Oh. How very grown-up of you! 605 00:37:45,335 --> 00:37:47,399 Look, I know you don't like me, and that's fine, right? 606 00:37:47,499 --> 00:37:49,242 But I just... 607 00:37:49,342 --> 00:37:53,089 I think he's a dick for what he did. 608 00:37:53,189 --> 00:37:57,196 I didn't want you adding it to the very long list of things you hate about me. 609 00:38:04,049 --> 00:38:07,916 Finn. 610 00:38:08,016 --> 00:38:12,023 The list isn't that long. 611 00:38:13,465 --> 00:38:16,731 Archie's at work at the leisure centre right now. 612 00:38:16,832 --> 00:38:18,975 If I were you, I'd find him 613 00:38:19,076 --> 00:38:21,640 and I'd stick a fucking boot right up his arse. 614 00:38:35,185 --> 00:38:37,529 Weight Watchers is Tuesday. Yeah? 615 00:38:37,629 --> 00:38:39,532 Why don't you just tell me where Archie is 616 00:38:39,633 --> 00:38:42,137 before I wrap my fist right round your nose? 617 00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:43,219 He's in the wet rooms. 618 00:38:43,319 --> 00:38:44,982 But it's 50p admission, though. 619 00:38:45,082 --> 00:38:47,086 Fuck off! 620 00:39:25,114 --> 00:39:27,178 Rae! Shit! 621 00:39:27,278 --> 00:39:29,302 Are you peeping? No. No, no. 622 00:39:29,402 --> 00:39:31,866 No. No. It's not what it looks like. 623 00:39:31,967 --> 00:39:34,591 Because it looks like you're a pervert. No. Er... It... 624 00:39:34,692 --> 00:39:36,234 Let me explain. It... It's just... 625 00:39:36,334 --> 00:39:37,677 It... I swear. 626 00:39:37,777 --> 00:39:38,719 Move. Please. 627 00:39:38,819 --> 00:39:39,881 Archie, move. Rae, no. No! 628 00:39:39,981 --> 00:39:42,526 Move! Rae! 629 00:39:42,626 --> 00:39:44,890 Rae. 630 00:39:44,990 --> 00:39:48,997 Rae. Just... 631 00:39:53,245 --> 00:39:55,228 Rae, please... 632 00:39:55,329 --> 00:39:57,553 Rae, please. Please stop. Stop. Look at me. 633 00:39:57,653 --> 00:39:59,476 Just... Just stop a second. I knew it! 634 00:39:59,576 --> 00:40:01,440 I knew you couldn't possibly like me. 635 00:40:01,540 --> 00:40:02,481 Shh! 636 00:40:02,582 --> 00:40:04,124 How could you do this to me? 637 00:40:04,225 --> 00:40:07,090 Why not just leave me alone in the first place? 638 00:40:07,190 --> 00:40:08,733 Rae, please. I know that I'm ugly and I know 639 00:40:08,833 --> 00:40:12,840 that boys don't like me, so why... why make me think that you did? 640 00:40:13,441 --> 00:40:15,345 I'm really sorry. OK? 641 00:40:15,445 --> 00:40:17,188 Just, please... 642 00:40:17,288 --> 00:40:18,671 Oh, my God! 643 00:40:18,771 --> 00:40:20,955 Did I do it? 644 00:40:21,055 --> 00:40:23,479 Did I make you gay? No, no, no, no, of course not. 645 00:40:23,579 --> 00:40:24,922 Was it me? Shh! 646 00:40:25,022 --> 00:40:29,029 Just... Just calm down. Just wait. 647 00:40:36,202 --> 00:40:39,268 I bottled it. 648 00:40:39,368 --> 00:40:43,375 I thought if I tried to be straight for a bit... then maybe... 649 00:40:45,579 --> 00:40:47,162 You don't know what it's like. 650 00:40:47,262 --> 00:40:51,269 Having this big bloody secret that could come out at any moment. 651 00:40:52,191 --> 00:40:56,218 It's horrible. 652 00:40:56,318 --> 00:40:59,985 I'm really sorry. 653 00:41:00,085 --> 00:41:03,070 What did you think... 654 00:41:03,171 --> 00:41:04,794 when you saw my legs... 655 00:41:04,894 --> 00:41:06,877 at the pool party? 656 00:41:06,977 --> 00:41:08,961 Dunno. Er... 657 00:41:09,061 --> 00:41:13,329 - I thought you'd been in an accident or something. - Did you think I was a freak? 658 00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:17,436 Why would I ever think that? 659 00:41:25,330 --> 00:41:28,636 Why don't you just be brave and tell people? 660 00:41:28,737 --> 00:41:31,722 Then you'd be free to be yourself. 661 00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:33,565 You wouldn't have to worry all the time. 662 00:41:33,665 --> 00:41:37,492 Come out, in Lincolnshire, when I'm still in high school? 663 00:41:37,592 --> 00:41:41,600 That's not bravery. That's just asking for it. 664 00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:45,386 RH Tawney said... 665 00:41:45,487 --> 00:41:48,352 "What's freedom for the pike is death for the minnow." 666 00:41:48,452 --> 00:41:50,716 I think I believe that. 667 00:41:50,816 --> 00:41:53,201 Archie... 668 00:41:53,301 --> 00:41:55,485 You know, for a gayer... 669 00:41:55,585 --> 00:41:59,592 you really are a boring fucker sometimes! 670 00:42:01,475 --> 00:42:03,178 D'you know what? 671 00:42:03,279 --> 00:42:07,286 There is one thing you can do to make it up to me. 672 00:42:09,009 --> 00:42:13,016 'Well, Chop said that Archie literally, like, begged you to forgive him' 673 00:42:13,417 --> 00:42:16,563 - and then he asked you to go out with him, and you said no. - 'Yeah,' 674 00:42:16,663 --> 00:42:19,728 he did beg and that, but whatever. 675 00:42:19,828 --> 00:42:23,836 I'm just... I'm at a stage in my life where I am loving being single. 676 00:42:24,357 --> 00:42:26,500 That is so hardcore! 677 00:42:26,601 --> 00:42:30,608 'Why didn't I think of that?' 678 00:42:36,899 --> 00:42:40,906 It's fucking embarrassing how good I look some days. 679 00:42:42,469 --> 00:42:43,651 So... 680 00:42:43,751 --> 00:42:46,897 how long does it take for you to actually believe it? 681 00:42:46,997 --> 00:42:51,004 Oh, I think it's a lifelong project for everyone. 682 00:42:56,855 --> 00:43:00,602 Rae! 683 00:43:00,702 --> 00:43:04,709 Danny, Tix would like to say something to you. 684 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,022 I'm... 685 00:43:12,122 --> 00:43:14,867 sorry for hitting you with the tray. 686 00:43:14,968 --> 00:43:18,314 Repeatedly hitting you with the tray. 687 00:43:18,414 --> 00:43:19,596 That's all right. 688 00:43:19,696 --> 00:43:23,122 I should've remembered not to surprise you like that. 689 00:43:23,222 --> 00:43:27,230 I forgot you don't like it. 690 00:43:38,610 --> 00:43:40,614 Please take your hand off mine. 691 00:43:45,022 --> 00:43:49,029 'Maybe some bodies weren't meant to be touched. 692 00:43:49,429 --> 00:43:52,555 'Maybe my body wasn't meant to be stroked...' 693 00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:59,327 '..and nibbled and kissed and held. 694 00:44:02,533 --> 00:44:06,600 'Maybe me and Mrs Dewhurst had more in common than I thought. 695 00:44:06,701 --> 00:44:09,566 'Maybe I'll grow old like her... 696 00:44:09,666 --> 00:44:11,529 '..alone, 697 00:44:11,629 --> 00:44:13,733 'never being touched... 698 00:44:13,833 --> 00:44:17,821 'never feeling good. 699 00:44:17,921 --> 00:44:20,746 ' "Caesar's wife was wearing flowing white robes, 700 00:44:20,846 --> 00:44:24,913 ' "which clung to every curve like a gentle caress. 701 00:44:25,013 --> 00:44:27,839 ' "The centurion pressed himself against her, 702 00:44:27,939 --> 00:44:31,866 ' "and she felt his passion, hard and ready." ' 703 00:44:50,259 --> 00:44:54,266 ' "Marcus Antonius could no longer keep his hands off her perfectly curved rear. 704 00:44:56,149 --> 00:44:59,656 ' "The firmness of his tumescence surprised her 705 00:44:59,756 --> 00:45:02,541 ' "as she felt blindly behind her, 706 00:45:02,641 --> 00:45:06,648 ' "wrapping her fingers around his shaft."' 707 00:45:07,490 --> 00:45:09,634 What are you doing? 708 00:45:09,734 --> 00:45:13,300 I must have you, Your Highness. 709 00:45:48,363 --> 00:45:51,168 Wow!