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[upbeat music]

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Yes. How lovely darling?

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Yes.

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Jane. I...

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Yes, it's, it's spelt
plough, but pronounced Cluff

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as in Brian Cluff,
the sportsman.

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Okay. Tremendous fun.

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Good Lord.

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Absolutely. I

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Have to be on stage
at 7:30, you know?

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Yes.

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Aw. Shit.

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Actually, can I call you back?

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What the hell?

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I've stung my bloody eyes.

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Your nozzle was
pointing ass ways.

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Well, at least now I've
got your attention.

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Are you all right toast?

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It's not been a good week.

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I'm sleeping in a tiny chair.

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My back is killing me.

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I've just got divorced and
they're still protesting at...

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At what

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The bloody play
that you put me in.

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Well, it's controversial stuff.

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People may not be ready
for it like Shakespeare

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in the 16th century.

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You know, I think people only

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got Shakespeare when Lenny
Henry started doing it

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And I've lost my watch.

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And earlier I coughed

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and nearly followed
through in odd bins.

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Aren't they facing liquidation?

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Yeah they're not the
only ones my dear.

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Is that Ray purchase.

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Oh yes.

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Now that's when he was
in that Ray Cooney fast,

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he drew that himself.

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He's such a fucking bafoon.

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The last I heard he
was using his skills

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as a police artist,

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he draws identical
pictures of criminals.

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Ray purchase.

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Everything about that man was
a complete and utter fast.

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Come on, dirty birth.

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I'm giving you my
all Mrs. Purchase.

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Oh my bloody all.

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Come on you shit bag.

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Hold on.

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I'm nearly there.

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I can fill my ball's fist.

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Oh, what the hell are you doing?

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Didn't you hear that?

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What?

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Ray's home!

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You said he was doing a
radio with Wendy Craig.

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Quick get in the wardrobe.

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What wardrobe?

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That one there.

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Jesus Christ

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Hello, darling.

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I thought you were
recording that radio show.

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No, Wendy threw up her
lasagna, went everywhere.

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Hmm. You look nice.

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Not now, Ray.

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What the hell is this?

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Nothing.

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Have you been...

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No.

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Is that...

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Is somebody in there?

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Ah Ray you're being ridiculous.

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Is someone in there?

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Come out.

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Right? I'll get to
the bottom of this.

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I'm going to get the axe.

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Oh, not the axe.

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Ray you're being ridiculous.

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Oh toast toast.

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I've dropped the bloody
key on the floor.

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I can't find it.

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I'm not sure what I should do.

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Stop talking.

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I'm almost certain
he'll go away.

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Yeah.

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Oh no.

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Christ.

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Hello? I'm Steven Toast.

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I believe we share
the same agent.

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What?

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I was just jogging
past the building.

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And remember you just moved in.

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What?

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So I thought I'd call in
on your beautiful wife.

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What

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You dropped in for
a quickie did you ,

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for some knob jogging

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Knob jogging?

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No, no, no.

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I think you mean knob jogging.

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Come on and toast.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Your marriage is
a fast Purchase.

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Notice the emphasis I
put on the word fast.

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Oh, let it go.

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Toast.

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How old is Kenton Schweiz.

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Oh, I don't know.

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He's about 20...

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No, no.

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Don't tell me.

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I'll just get upset.

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Actually. Kenton
Schweiz has pulled out

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of a voiceover this afternoon.

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He's gone AWOL with
another actor's fiance.

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You could do it instead.

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They literally want
you to say one word.

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Even if it's a long word,

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won't take more
than a few minutes.

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Well, no word takes
longer than a few minutes.

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I remember learning
that at Rado.

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Are there any words
you won't say,

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any words that you are
uncomfortable with?

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Yes. I refuse to say
the word unsheathed.

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Oh, now actually
they've given me

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the word they want you to say.

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What is it?

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Yes.

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Sorry.

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Yes. They want you
to say the word yes.

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Can you say that?

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Yes.

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Anyway, how are you
settling in with Ed?

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Well, I'm glad
it's not long term.

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He has a very unusual setup
with an aged agoraphobe.

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Good house.

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Yes it's odd.

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Yes.

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Oh, I like your drawings toast.

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The naive style.

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Well, it's my own style, Ed,

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I'm not sure what it's called.

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I might ask you to take that

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one of the yacht off the wall.

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Good house.

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So it gets preferred

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by anything that smacks
the great outdoors.

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All right.

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Actually, maybe best
to remove them all.

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Don't want you feeling
too much at home.

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No, of course.

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Soon as I got my own
place, I'll be gone.

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Oh, I'm seeing my
brother Blair later

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and there's a possibility
I could stay at his clap.

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He's the soldier, isn't he?

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Yes. He came back from
the Portland islands

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with an amputated hand.

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Really? I'd have thought
he'd have left it there.

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No, I think he did.

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Ah

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Good house.

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Letting off a bit of steam.

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So, sleep well Toast?

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Not great Ed. The
walls are pretty thin.

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Could help overhearing
your love making.

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You don't half shift
through the gears.

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Made my teeth rattle.

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You and Good House.

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You're not theeeee...

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She's not my wife.

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Oh, I see.

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My wife lives in Swaziland.

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The French handled this type
of thing much better than us.

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Don't they?

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Now you're probably curious
about good houses agoraphobia.

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I'm afraid we had a bit
of a setback yesterday.

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I don't want to leave.

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Come on good house,

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we'll just walk down
the end of the road.

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Nothing can go wrong.

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All right.

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All right.

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Let's do it.

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Excellent. Excellent.

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You can be totally confident

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about it being a
complete success.

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So she hasn't been
outside for two years.

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And the first thing
she sees is a flasher.

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Apparently the police have
been after this fellow

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for some time used to be
known as the tooting flasher

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but appears that he's
now as it were expanded

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his operations
across the Southeast.

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Got a little cocky
you might say.

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Did you get a good
look at his face?

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No. No one finds oneself
in that situation

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somewhat transfixed.

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Oh yes, of course.

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Johnny good have had to agree
to put you out for a while.

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This is a hell of a
long meeting Jane.

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We just need to
discuss the TV drama.

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It's a marvellous part.

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A week's work filming in Spain.

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No

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It'll be the end of July.

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Cliff promise is producing.

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All right.

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I've met him.

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Yes. He's pretty sure you
are right for the role

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but wants to see you read.

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He wants to see me read.

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Well, he can fuck that sky high.

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No.

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It's just a formality, but
he needs to see you today.

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But I have to meet my brother.

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Now that's the one.

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I've gotta end this
meeting now, Jane I'm...

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This is the thing.

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It's a bit of a weird
one about cliff promise.

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He's been in trouble recently.

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So he is kind of out of action.

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What do you mean out of action?

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He's in jail.

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Cliff promise is in jail?

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Well only for a short time.

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What the hell for?

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This will knock your Bandi,

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he's in for Holocaust denial.

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What?

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It's very odd.

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The thing about Clifford is

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that he actually has
lots of Jewish friends.

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Well, he just thinks the
figures don't add up.

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Should I be auditioning
for a Holocaust denial?

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And my father was in the army.

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He was in Altwitchz.

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Really when?

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1945, just after they opened
it up to the tourists.

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You know, I think it's as
much a free speech thing

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with cliff as anything.

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He's not a Nazi is he?

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When I met him at Caroline
Quinta's housewarming party

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last year he didn't
come across as a Nazi.

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He was wearing the SS uniform

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but he didn't come
across as a Nazi.

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You know like prince
Harry wears one.

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It's just a bit of fun.

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He was also questioned
by the police

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after a racial
chanting incident.

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Where? At a football
match, presumably

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No on the set of
inspector Somerset,

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he didn't agree with the
casting of Bennett Carnival.

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Because Bennett
Carnival's black.

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Yes.

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Well didn't he play the
Nigerian ambassador in that?

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Talking of racial matters.

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The evening standard
rang me earlier.

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What do those fuckers want?

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They left a message about
wanting me to talk about Asians.

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What do I know about Asians?

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They probably meant
agents after all.

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You are an agent.

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Oh, that could be it.

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All right.

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Where do I have to meet him?

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Ah Bugger.

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I say, I think I may have
broken your doorbell.

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Steven, Cliff Promise.

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Lovely to meet you.

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Oh, that's such a great touch.

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Sorry. What?

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The blinking, David's
nervous so he blinks.

273
00:10:17,943 --> 00:10:20,743
It's not even in the
script, but it's so right.

274
00:10:20,876 --> 00:10:22,943
Oh, I sprayed perfume
in my eyes earlier.

275
00:10:23,076 --> 00:10:24,476
Why?

276
00:10:24,610 --> 00:10:25,610
It was an accident.

277
00:10:27,343 --> 00:10:29,610
Okay. Let's just give it a read.

278
00:10:29,743 --> 00:10:31,710
You have the scene.

279
00:10:31,843 --> 00:10:32,810
All right.

280
00:10:34,576 --> 00:10:35,343
Excellent.

281
00:10:38,943 --> 00:10:42,110
I can read the part of Daisy.

282
00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:48,043
I suggest from the bit
where David's drunk

283
00:10:48,176 --> 00:10:50,610
and they're having a bit of
an argument in the Villa.

284
00:10:50,743 --> 00:10:52,010
You seem to be paying a bit

285
00:10:52,143 --> 00:10:54,943
of attention to Roger
the other night, a bit.

286
00:10:55,076 --> 00:10:56,710
Yes, that's it. Okay.

287
00:10:58,343 --> 00:10:59,576
You seem to be paying a bit

288
00:10:59,710 --> 00:11:01,910
of attention to Roger
the other night.

289
00:11:02,110 --> 00:11:03,943
Are you drunk again David?

290
00:11:04,110 --> 00:11:07,810
Too much wine always brings
out your jealous ranches.

291
00:11:10,376 --> 00:11:12,276
Maybe a bit of blinking Steven.

292
00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,310
I loved what you
were doing with that.

293
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,276
You are practically
throwing yourself at him.

294
00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:20,010
And just stop it there.

295
00:11:20,143 --> 00:11:21,743
Very good.

296
00:11:21,876 --> 00:11:25,210
But were you doing him
slightly... Jamaica.

297
00:11:25,343 --> 00:11:27,676
I thought I detected
a little patua.

298
00:11:28,943 --> 00:11:32,543
There's no way,
David, is Jamaican.

299
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:35,976
Okay. Let's trot on.

300
00:11:36,110 --> 00:11:37,876
All right. Is my character gay?

301
00:11:38,010 --> 00:11:40,776
Yes. You are an
undercover gay detective.

302
00:11:40,910 --> 00:11:42,510
Well, shall I do him camp?

303
00:11:42,643 --> 00:11:43,910
You could try it.

304
00:11:44,110 --> 00:11:45,543
Do you want to try it?

305
00:11:45,676 --> 00:11:47,110
Well, he is probably
trying to hide it.

306
00:11:47,210 --> 00:11:48,276
He is married.

307
00:11:48,410 --> 00:11:49,610
Trying to catch a killer.

308
00:11:51,443 --> 00:11:54,843
Really? Look I'll try something.

309
00:11:54,976 --> 00:11:55,710
Good for you.

310
00:11:58,010 --> 00:12:00,876
The first time he
came down from situs,

311
00:12:01,010 --> 00:12:03,876
you were practically
throwing yourself at him,

312
00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:06,110
and that bitch of wife.

313
00:12:06,210 --> 00:12:07,510
Couple of bollocks, hey,

314
00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:09,576
this one here is
a gay bent copper.

315
00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:11,110
Sorry, everything alright here.

316
00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:12,476
And he smells of perfume.

317
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:18,676
[shouting and alarm goes off]

318
00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:23,976
Which way is London?

319
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,543
That way.

320
00:12:25,676 --> 00:12:26,476
Unbelievable.

321
00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:32,210
[instrumental music]

322
00:12:34,843 --> 00:12:37,210
I blew his head off completely.

323
00:12:37,343 --> 00:12:41,410
And when I say completely,
I mean completely.

324
00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:43,176
Well, I imagine one
blows someone's head

325
00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:44,810
off there's no half measures.

326
00:12:44,943 --> 00:12:47,643
His head, shot up into the
air and landed into my lap.

327
00:12:47,776 --> 00:12:48,843
Now what happened next?

328
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,110
I will never forget.

329
00:12:50,243 --> 00:12:51,443
He looked me straight

330
00:12:51,576 --> 00:12:53,543
into the eyes and has
God as my witness.

331
00:12:53,676 --> 00:12:55,010
He mouthed the words...

332
00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:57,476
Thank you.

333
00:13:00,376 --> 00:13:03,110
Oh, Steven, you would
love the army life.

334
00:13:03,176 --> 00:13:05,943
Good enough for our
father and grandfather.

335
00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:07,410
It's not too late to know.

336
00:13:07,543 --> 00:13:09,610
I think it is too late Blair.

337
00:13:09,743 --> 00:13:12,976
The acting life is
the life for me.

338
00:13:13,110 --> 00:13:14,510
Is that a new hand?

339
00:13:14,643 --> 00:13:18,910
What? I am, usual
one's getting fixed.

340
00:13:19,976 --> 00:13:21,276
So I hear this play your in.

341
00:13:23,476 --> 00:13:24,443
Is a piece of shit.

342
00:13:26,110 --> 00:13:28,276
It's true the subject matter,
could be considered robust.

343
00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:30,910
It beats rang the risk of
getting your head blown off.

344
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:32,743
Although I was almost set
on fire during rehearsal.

345
00:13:32,876 --> 00:13:34,343
I've lost count of the
number of times I've been set

346
00:13:34,476 --> 00:13:36,710
on fire, kept me on my toes.

347
00:13:37,743 --> 00:13:40,010
Wouldn't do you any harm either?

348
00:13:40,143 --> 00:13:42,643
Excellent. It's been
great seeing you Blair

349
00:13:42,776 --> 00:13:45,410
but I have a voiceover in
Soho and the studio's booked.

350
00:13:45,543 --> 00:13:50,010
The studio people exclusively
by homosexuals no doubt?

351
00:13:50,143 --> 00:13:53,110
Well, there'll probably
be at least one homosexual

352
00:13:53,176 --> 00:13:54,810
and they are one 10 of
the male population.

353
00:13:54,943 --> 00:13:56,643
Not in the army they're not.

354
00:13:56,776 --> 00:13:58,876
Number of homosexuals
in the army?

355
00:13:59,010 --> 00:13:59,843
Absolutely none.

356
00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:07,976
Eh, eh, every bloody time.

357
00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:21,976
Well well well, look who it is.

358
00:14:23,976 --> 00:14:25,810
Oh, Jesus.

359
00:14:25,943 --> 00:14:27,010
Can't believe your eyes.

360
00:14:27,143 --> 00:14:28,743
Can you toast?

361
00:14:28,876 --> 00:14:31,910
It's me Ray purchase.

362
00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:34,443
You didn't know I was a
member of this club did you?

363
00:14:34,576 --> 00:14:36,543
Only club you should be
a member of Purchase,

364
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,443
is a club for assholes.

365
00:14:39,743 --> 00:14:41,910
I heard that new play
you in is terrible.

366
00:14:42,110 --> 00:14:42,976
What you mean?

367
00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:48,276
Yeah, of course I'm in.

368
00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:55,010
I've never forgotten you toast.

369
00:14:55,143 --> 00:14:57,810
Oh no. I have never
forgotten you.

370
00:14:57,943 --> 00:14:59,876
Well, excuse me
while I dry my hands.

371
00:15:02,176 --> 00:15:03,276
Dry your hands eh?

372
00:15:03,410 --> 00:15:05,676
Might not dry your eyes as well.

373
00:15:35,576 --> 00:15:37,276
Hey, Steven. Ready for you now.

374
00:15:37,410 --> 00:15:38,776
Do you want any
water or anything?

375
00:15:38,910 --> 00:15:40,343
I've got some here.
Are we rolling?

376
00:15:40,476 --> 00:15:41,610
Yup, in your own time.

377
00:15:46,243 --> 00:15:47,110
Yes.

378
00:15:52,276 --> 00:15:53,810
It's brilliant Steven.

379
00:15:53,943 --> 00:15:55,343
Really, really brilliant,
everyone very happy here.

380
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,176
Let's just get a few more, yeah?

381
00:15:57,310 --> 00:15:58,143
Okay.

382
00:16:00,143 --> 00:16:01,610
Yes.

383
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,110
Yes.

384
00:16:03,176 --> 00:16:04,576
Yes.

385
00:16:04,710 --> 00:16:05,676
Yes.

386
00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:08,143
Okay.

387
00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:13,476
Hey, Steven, that
was really good,

388
00:16:13,610 --> 00:16:16,643
feeling is here that you
could be a bit more positive

389
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,010
More positive?

390
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,743
Yeah. You know,
really go for it.

391
00:16:20,843 --> 00:16:21,776
You want me to go for it?

392
00:16:21,910 --> 00:16:22,743
Yeah.

393
00:16:24,410 --> 00:16:25,243
All right.

394
00:16:27,343 --> 00:16:28,543
Yes.

395
00:16:36,810 --> 00:16:38,543
It's good, very very good.

396
00:16:38,676 --> 00:16:39,876
Let's just try it
without the script.

397
00:16:40,010 --> 00:16:40,876
Might just loosen
you up a little bit.

398
00:16:41,010 --> 00:16:42,210
Yeah. I mean it's what is it?

399
00:16:42,343 --> 00:16:42,843
One word you don't
really need it.

400
00:16:42,976 --> 00:16:44,543
Do you?

401
00:16:44,676 --> 00:16:45,943
I probably don't need the
scripts. It's just a word.

402
00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:47,610
Yeah. Okay. Let's do it again.

403
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:51,876
Yes.

404
00:16:54,543 --> 00:16:55,210
Is that it?

405
00:16:55,343 --> 00:16:56,310
Yes.

406
00:16:56,443 --> 00:16:57,210
Right.

407
00:17:00,510 --> 00:17:01,576
Hi Steven.

408
00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:02,443
Yes.

409
00:17:02,576 --> 00:17:03,643
This is Clem Fandango.

410
00:17:03,776 --> 00:17:04,710
Okay.

411
00:17:04,843 --> 00:17:05,510
Can you hear me?

412
00:17:05,643 --> 00:17:06,843
Yes

413
00:17:06,976 --> 00:17:08,543
Honestly, this is going
so great, but I just

414
00:17:08,676 --> 00:17:10,110
think there was a little loss
of energy on that last take.

415
00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:11,110
Maybe try one more.

416
00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:16,976
Okay. Ready to go.

417
00:17:17,110 --> 00:17:17,810
Yep.

418
00:17:17,943 --> 00:17:18,910
What?

419
00:17:19,110 --> 00:17:19,710
Yes.

420
00:17:19,843 --> 00:17:21,143
Okay.

421
00:17:21,276 --> 00:17:25,510
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

422
00:17:36,110 --> 00:17:40,576
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

423
00:18:02,876 --> 00:18:03,676
Jesus.

424
00:18:04,810 --> 00:18:05,510
Steven.

425
00:18:05,643 --> 00:18:06,910
What?

426
00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:08,476
How would you feel
about doing a no?

427
00:18:12,610 --> 00:18:13,843
Are you crying?

428
00:18:13,976 --> 00:18:18,410
Clem Fango I have to be
on the stage at 7:30.

429
00:18:20,110 --> 00:18:21,410
Honestly Steven, how long
will it take to say a no.

430
00:18:34,776 --> 00:18:38,110
[Singing with clicking]

431
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:16,110
[Singing continues]

432
00:19:57,243 --> 00:20:00,610
And now we have a police
identical drawing of a suspect

433
00:20:00,743 --> 00:20:03,210
that police are very keen
to talk to in connection

434
00:20:03,343 --> 00:20:05,510
with a series of incidents
of indecent exposure

435
00:20:05,643 --> 00:20:08,476
across London and the Southeast,

436
00:20:08,610 --> 00:20:11,476
the man originally known
as the tooting flusher.

437
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:13,010
Do you recognise that face?

438
00:20:13,143 --> 00:20:14,176
Do you have any information...

439
00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:16,110
Ray Bloody Purchase.

440
00:20:22,476 --> 00:20:24,843
[phone rings]

441
00:20:24,976 --> 00:20:26,810
Bloody hell. Yes.

442
00:20:26,943 --> 00:20:28,743
Toast I've just been
watching crime scene.

443
00:20:28,876 --> 00:20:31,476
Ed, look, I can't deal
with this right now.

444
00:20:31,610 --> 00:20:33,376
I don't think you should stay
here at the flats anymore.

445
00:20:33,510 --> 00:20:35,710
Look, Ed, it wasn't me.
It was Rey Purchase.

446
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:38,843
It was a poor show
Toast. Poor bloody show.

447
00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:41,243
You've said Good House
firmly back to square one.

448
00:20:42,776 --> 00:20:44,876
Look, I'm on stage.
I've gotta go.

449
00:20:50,410 --> 00:20:51,910
How long does this
protest go on?

450
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,543
Until the end of the show.

451
00:20:53,676 --> 00:20:56,043
Good. This is disgusting.

452
00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:18,510
[theme music]