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Previously, on "Happy!"...
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New private school?
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8,000 per quarter.
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Believe it or not, I'm counting on Nick.
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The kids will wait here
until you sound the horn.
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Then they run out to the eastern meadow.
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I have removed all of the
skin from your body.
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I will determine your time of death
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down to the hour.
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Call the goddamn Feds.
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Take the goddamn deal.
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I... I've seen it happen
a thousand times.
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Guys can't take the pressure.
They just crack.
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Let's go ahead and kill the idiot.
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You're Blue's personal lawyer, Geno.
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I would love to know what you
and Sonny had to talk about.
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He's got blackmail on everyone.
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It's on video tape.
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He knows what people
wish for. The dark stuff.
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The stuff they don't even
tell their shrinks about.
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Tell me where he keeps the tapes.
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♪ This joyful Eastertide ♪
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♪ Away with sin and sorrow ♪
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♪ My love, the crucified ♪
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♪ Has sprung to life this morrow ♪
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I thought they were only
supposed to do that
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on Ash Wednesday?
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It's kind of a regular thing here.
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Some girls need a lot of repenting.
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What's the matter?
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Haven't you ever been to mass before?
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- No.
- That explains it.
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Explains what?
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Why Santa picked you.
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You have sin in your heart.
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Remember that you are dust.
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And to dust you shall return.
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This is gonna pinch.
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Just a little.
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You could be little forever.
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My thumb! You broke my fucking thumb!
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You goddamn little...
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Shot of bourbon, shot of tequila,
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Bloody Mary back, and a pineapple juice
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for the lady.
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That ass is thicker than
a bowl of porridge.
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"That ass" is someone's daughter.
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Uh-huh. Somebody's mama, too, I bet.
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All right, Le Dic, what the
hell are we doing here?
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You know I'm trying to stay sober.
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Make changes in my life.
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I can see that.
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Moved out of that
apartment-sized Petri dish
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you called a home.
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You got yourself a
summer shirt that makes
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you look like an unemployed homosexual.
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Fatherhood becomes you, Nicky.
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How's the missy?
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Hey, Hailey's great, you know.
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She's starting her first
day at her new school...
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You sound like a goddamn wet nurse.
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I don't give a fuck about
your daughter's school.
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I'm here to talk shop.
I got a job for you.
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Flag on the play.
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This is a direct
violation of the bylaws.
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"Consorting with a criminal element."
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I wanna thank you...
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for your offer, but as
I told you before...
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- I'm out of the game.
- Attaboy, Nick.
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No. You told Nick no
killing, maiming, battery,
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bribes, blackmail, fraud,
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kidnapping, carjacking, or arson.
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Yeah. I had to stop at nine
on account of your handicap.
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The job I got for you...
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is a simple B and E.
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Bacon and eggs? Sign me up!
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"Breaking and entering," you say?
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- I do say.
- So why are you talking to me?
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There are plenty of "B
and E" guys out there.
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There sure are, but none as good as you.
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Oh, stop with the flattery.
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I can't help it, you're the best.
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I am pretty good.
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No, not "pretty good."
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The best. Like James Bond.
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Only better 'cause you're American.
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All right, everything you say is true.
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Even still,
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fact remains I got a
daughter now. Can't do it.
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It pays, Nicky.
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- 2K.
- Don't do it, Nick.
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I know we need the money
for Hailey's school
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but it's not worth your soul.
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My soul ain't worth $2,000.
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Yes!
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My soul is worth $3,200.
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- Hmm.
- Final offer.
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No!
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Details in here.
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Dead drop's at the shipyard, 1600 hours.
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Go with God.
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You broke Father Eddie's thumb
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in two places.
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What do you have to say for yourself?
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It was an accident.
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Wrong answer.
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- How old are you, Hailey?
- Almost 11.
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Well, that's practically a grown-up.
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I hold grown-ups accountable
for their muck-ups,
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but Jesus gives us another
option: repentance.
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I'm sorry.
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Better.
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Oh, there, now.
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First day at a new school. No friends.
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You feel isolated.
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It's only natural.
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Here.
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Read this.
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"Zipporah cut off her son's foreskin
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and touched Moses' feet with it."
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Oops! Wrong place. Hang on.
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Proverbs.
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"Those who trust in
themselves are fools,
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but those who walk in
wisdom are kept safe."
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That means you mustn't
act out in fear, Hailey.
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It may seem we're all alone.
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Nevertheless, there's
someone watching us.
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Protecting us.
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Hmm.
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I haven't seem you smile like that
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since Bell Biv Devoe
made the big comeback.
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I got a nice text, that's all.
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- You got laid.
- Dr. Reddy, he can hear us.
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Out like a light.
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Now dish, sister.
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I met somebody. He's pretty great.
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Okay, I've got to drain the monkey,
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so I'll be right back.
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You rinse him out,
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and then I want to hear
everything. Okay?
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Amanda, what are you doing?
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You're drowning him!
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What's the matter with you?
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Timmy, wake up!
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And so, for 40 days,
Jesus took to the desert
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with no food and no water.
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Nothing to distract him from asking,
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"Am I ready to die for
what I believe in?"
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I'm only sorry that my
husband's hay fever
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was so severe he couldn't be here today.
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But I know what he'd say
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to all these beautiful boys and girls.
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"Imagine you were Jesus
starving in the desert
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for 40 years."
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Boo!
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And now, imagine how
happy Jesus would be
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if he had all these yummy treats to eat!
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Yay!
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Happy Easter! Go, go, go.
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I'd forgotten how much I love
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working with children.
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Mm, those puffy white marshmallow minds.
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So corruptible.
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You're a true gem, Smoothie.
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Although...
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never mind.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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No, no, please. I thrive on feedback.
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Well, why dark chocolate and not milk?
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I mean, it's America's favorite.
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Kids can't get enough of the stuff,
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and frankly, neither can I.
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I'm afraid that you
would find the detail
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of my execution and
planning rather tedious.
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Be that as it may,
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dark chocolate has a
higher melting point
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than milk fat-based chocolate,
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and that assists with cauterization.
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But more important... and forgive me
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for my admittedly high-minded
flight of fancy...
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dark chocolate was the
original food of the gods.
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The Greeks called it marta...
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Should have gone milk!
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Oh, well.
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On to the next.
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I have a few ideas I'd like
you to get started on.
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I'm afraid that isn't possible.
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I have something I need to
attend to this afternoon.
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Really?
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May I ask what that is?
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It's personal.
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Smoothie, you have no personal life.
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That's what makes you special.
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Little bunny eye.
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It's so cute.
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I want one.
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I'm just joshing ya!
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You little so-and-so!
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I don't.
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You, take the afternoon, all right?
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Company morale, that's what I say.
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Bright-eyed and cotton-tailed
tomorrow, Smoothie!
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♪ The show must go on ♪
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Mr. Shine, I have Kap Gostynski
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from the network?
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More golf.
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We were able to recover
four of the veneers.
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The remaining ones should pass
through his stool comfortably.
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Timmy's mom and dad say
they won't press charges.
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Oh, thank heavens.
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But they're not happy campers, Amanda.
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Timmy almost drowned.
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- I hate to do this, but...
- Doctor, please.
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I think you need to take,
you know, some time off.
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Long time off.
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You're firing me.
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They're gonna kill me on
Yelp for this, Amanda.
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You don't give me any choice.
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Yelp?
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You know... all right.
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- Ten years.
- Hmm?
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I did everything I was supposed to do.
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Raised my little girl alone.
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It was never about me.
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I had to be strong for
her, for everyone.
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- I was the rock.
- I love The Rock.
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Now...
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there is something inside me, you know?
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Something I don't understand.
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I think maybe I'm done being
everyone's bitch, Dr. Reddy.
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Maybe it's time for someone else
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to pick things up for a change.
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Okay, okay. Real good.
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So if you can just drop
off your keys, that...
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I don't understand
what's happening to me.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, Amanda.
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Uh...
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- May I?
- Of course.
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Hmm?
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Feels like we're breaking
our promise to Hailey.
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Well, we're not. You heard Le Dic.
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We're not killing, maiming,
battering, bribing,
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blackmailing, defrauding,
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kidnapping, carjacking, or...
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- Arsoning.
- Exactly.
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So if it ain't on the list... aww, crap.
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"B and E" my balls.
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But don't you ever feel bad
about taking peoples' stuff?
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Like... like, picture them
coming home and being like,
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"Whoa, where's my stuff?"
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You know, I... I've been
grading you on a curve
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because, I mean, it's hard
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going from being a little
girl's imaginary friend
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to a big strong man's imaginary friend,
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so let me be candid about what I expect
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from somebody in your position.
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I don't want a mother.
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I don't want a wife.
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And I definitely do not
want a conscience.
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I had two of them three
things. It wasn't fun.
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But what I do want
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00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,689
is a partner.
266
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Ah-nuh...
267
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Silent partner.
268
00:12:56,180 --> 00:12:57,859
You know, someone who's gonna
be there when I need him
269
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,959
and disappears when I don't.
270
00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,860
And I really feel that that arrangement,
271
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,749
gonna be beneficial for both of us.
272
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:07,223
Right, this is all for my benefit.
273
00:13:07,224 --> 00:13:09,189
You see, right there.
Already, you're growing.
274
00:13:09,190 --> 00:13:11,579
- That was sarcasm.
- I did sarcasm?
275
00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:13,699
Yeah, you did... and very well.
276
00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:15,620
Now flutter aside.
277
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,239
Come in, noodle.
278
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:25,469
You must be the new pool boy.
279
00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:28,119
My husband said you were coming by.
280
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As I live and breathe.
281
00:13:31,780 --> 00:13:33,740
Happy, do you know who that was?
282
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:37,040
- Bebe Debarge.
- Who?
283
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:40,439
Only the last great movie
start, that's who.
284
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:43,139
"Operation Bim-bot,"
"Bride of The Blob,"
285
00:13:43,140 --> 00:13:46,659
She was the gym coach
in "Jacuzzi Police."
286
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,529
Happy...
287
00:13:48,530 --> 00:13:50,299
we're robbing Hollywood royalty.
288
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:53,409
Ms. Debarge, I'm your biggest fan.
289
00:13:53,410 --> 00:13:55,040
Oh, do you know my work?
290
00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:57,799
Oh, yes. I owned the poster.
291
00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,499
You know, the one of
you in the gold bikini
292
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,920
tossing your hair.
293
00:14:00,930 --> 00:14:03,069
I'm sure I can't recall.
294
00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:05,549
I used to admire it...
295
00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:08,639
nightly, if you know what I mean.
296
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:12,140
Oh. I never tire of
hearing those stories.
297
00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:13,689
Well, your husband's a lucky man.
298
00:14:13,690 --> 00:14:16,519
Hey, I'm a lucky woman.
299
00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:19,649
Oh, are you. Whoa, hey, whoa, whoa!
300
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:24,008
Holy sh... I mean, jeepers! Poor guy.
301
00:14:24,009 --> 00:14:26,479
Imagine having to lug that
thing around all day.
302
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:27,971
I don't have to imagine, Hap.
303
00:14:27,972 --> 00:14:29,500
Uh, yeah, Nick.
304
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:32,266
I've seen it.
305
00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:40,669
Happy, Bebe's husband is...
306
00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:42,970
Sonny Shine!
307
00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:07,940
Morning, Scaramucci.
308
00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:12,629
I was kite surfing at
Lake Atitlán in Guatemala
309
00:15:12,630 --> 00:15:14,849
over the holidays...
310
00:15:14,850 --> 00:15:17,419
superb conditions...
311
00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:21,480
so I didn't get the chance
to make your acquaintance.
312
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,589
Warden Kilpatrick.
313
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,639
Seems like you've been taking advantage
314
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:31,070
of some of our
extracurricular activities.
315
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,650
Sodomy.
316
00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:36,739
Sodomy.
317
00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:38,869
Murder.
318
00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:40,609
Sodomy.
319
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,119
What happened?
320
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:49,439
I was gonna ask you the same thing.
321
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,879
I'm sure you understand,
322
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,139
it's hard to imagine
323
00:15:54,140 --> 00:15:57,959
how one guy fought off six members
324
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,499
of the Dimitrov crime family.
325
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:04,139
Vasiliev's skull was cracked
against the toilet seat...
326
00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:06,580
Popov drowned.
327
00:16:07,590 --> 00:16:09,239
He had enough water in his lungs
328
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,920
to kill him ten times over.
329
00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:13,359
Ivanov...
330
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:14,949
The Lebdevs?
331
00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:17,869
All of them...
332
00:16:20,050 --> 00:16:23,390
At the same time.
333
00:16:26,910 --> 00:16:30,080
I... I don't know.
334
00:16:31,130 --> 00:16:33,539
Amnesia's common around here.
335
00:16:34,970 --> 00:16:38,800
You've got a visitor. Your niece.
336
00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:41,040
Maybe she can...
337
00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:45,119
jigger a memory or two loose.
338
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,899
You got five minutes, Detective.
339
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:53,359
No, no, absolutely not.
340
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,129
Get away, get away.
341
00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:56,740
But, Uncle Blue,
342
00:16:56,750 --> 00:17:00,349
I came all this way to give you a hug.
343
00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:02,060
Ah!
344
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,620
How's it going?
345
00:17:04,630 --> 00:17:06,009
You want me to fluff a pillow for you?
346
00:17:06,010 --> 00:17:07,049
Get you some ice chips?
347
00:17:07,050 --> 00:17:09,559
Fuck you, Meredith!
348
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,899
Like a daughter, I treated you.
349
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,929
I know.
350
00:17:16,930 --> 00:17:19,319
I owe you big time.
351
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,149
That's why I'm here.
352
00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:23,340
How's the deal with the
Feds coming along?
353
00:17:23,350 --> 00:17:26,289
Not looking good, I hear.
354
00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:27,400
Go to hell.
355
00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:32,949
Geno Sarcuzzi.
356
00:17:32,950 --> 00:17:35,299
I'm sure you recognize Shine Tower.
357
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:38,079
Attorney-client privilege ain't
what it used to be, huh?
358
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,949
You trusted him.
359
00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:42,680
He belongs to Shine.
360
00:17:43,610 --> 00:17:46,919
I spoke to Geno earlier today.
361
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,719
There's no deal, Blue.
362
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,779
But...
363
00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:53,040
You can make one with me.
364
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,600
- Give me Sonny Shine.
- Oh, Merry.
365
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,889
I would rather die in here
366
00:17:59,890 --> 00:18:03,360
than suffer the shame
of owing you anything.
367
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,889
Good luck with that.
368
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:09,700
Fuck!
369
00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:12,419
When I get out of here,
Merry... and I will...
370
00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:15,119
Ah! I'm gonna cut you to ribbons!
371
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,280
Okay, just calm down.
372
00:18:17,340 --> 00:18:20,079
Get off! Get off.
373
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:23,039
There, there, now.
374
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:25,900
We're not going anywhere.
375
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,040
No, no, no...
376
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,620
Ah!
377
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:41,140
Ah...
378
00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:47,399
Get on the ground! Get
on the ground now!
379
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,550
Even as Jesus hung dying on the cross,
380
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,679
he offered comfort to Dismas,
381
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,849
the Penitent Thief beside him.
382
00:18:54,850 --> 00:18:56,899
Leading him into the kingdom of Heaven
383
00:18:56,900 --> 00:19:00,819
and making Saint Dismas the first saint.
384
00:19:00,820 --> 00:19:02,899
Can anyone name some other saints?
385
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:04,679
What about Saint Nick?
386
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,299
Nice, Dagny.
387
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:09,089
Sister, how did Saint
Nick become Santa Claus?
388
00:19:09,090 --> 00:19:10,909
That's a good question.
389
00:19:10,910 --> 00:19:13,309
Saint Nick was the bishop of Myrna,
390
00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:15,399
but he always took care
of the town's children.
391
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:20,399
I know we all love Christmas, girls,
392
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,499
but now's not the time to...
393
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,999
Oh, what the hey.
394
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,799
♪ Oh what fun it is to ride ♪
395
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,889
♪ In a one-horse open sleigh, hey ♪
396
00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:33,320
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
397
00:19:33,350 --> 00:19:36,069
♪ Jingle all the way ♪
398
00:19:36,070 --> 00:19:38,390
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪
399
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,989
♪ In a one-horse open ♪
400
00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:47,119
You, me, under the bleachers. 5:00.
401
00:19:51,910 --> 00:19:53,129
Psycho.
402
00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:55,060
Our mom said she has PMS-D.
403
00:20:04,130 --> 00:20:06,440
Don't look at me like that.
404
00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:56,720
Mmm...
405
00:21:29,570 --> 00:21:32,359
Damn it. No way Sonny's
shvantz is that big.
406
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,619
I should have guessed this
was Sonny Shine's house.
407
00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:36,839
He's always got the coolest stuff.
408
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:37,940
If you want it, take it.
409
00:21:37,950 --> 00:21:40,239
We can't steal from Sonny Shine!
410
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:41,879
He's a beloved childhood icon!
411
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,409
He's a virus made of sewage.
412
00:21:43,410 --> 00:21:45,149
Agree to disagree.
413
00:21:45,150 --> 00:21:46,719
Look, Hap, remember what I said
414
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,719
what I want out of an imaginary friend?
415
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:49,839
Hmm?
416
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,549
- "A silent partner... "
- Mm-hmm.
417
00:21:51,550 --> 00:21:53,469
"Who helps you out when you need him
418
00:21:53,470 --> 00:21:55,859
- and disappears when you don't."
- Exactly.
419
00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:58,799
So keep your eye on Bebe.
420
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,360
Let Daddy go to work.
421
00:22:01,290 --> 00:22:04,299
Bentgrass, wind...
422
00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:06,480
North-North-West, seven miles per hour.
423
00:22:06,490 --> 00:22:08,959
Humidity...
424
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,959
- 65%.
- Ugh, I know.
425
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,799
My hair's been so frizzy lately.
426
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,719
Look, Louis, you know
I'm a straight shooter,
427
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,049
so I'm gonna level with you.
428
00:22:16,050 --> 00:22:18,229
The Network loves you.
429
00:22:18,230 --> 00:22:21,229
Sonny Shine plus Easter,
total slam dunk.
430
00:22:21,230 --> 00:22:22,920
But we're bumping on
some of the specifics.
431
00:22:22,970 --> 00:22:24,779
Really? It's a pretty standard script.
432
00:22:24,780 --> 00:22:27,409
It's seven hours long. There's
over 300 roles in it.
433
00:22:27,410 --> 00:22:29,419
Well, we can get that down a scosh.
434
00:22:29,420 --> 00:22:31,369
And then there's the language.
435
00:22:31,370 --> 00:22:33,159
Not the cursing so much,
but we're not supposed
436
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,249
to say "Chinaman" anymore.
437
00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:37,019
Well, didn't get that memo.
438
00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:39,799
Your script uses it 34 times.
439
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,079
All in reference to George Takei,
440
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,919
who is of Japanese descent.
441
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,349
What if we cut out the last 60 pages?
442
00:22:53,270 --> 00:22:56,119
But that's the climax!
The three magic wishes!
443
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,220
We don't need them.
444
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,099
Kap...
445
00:23:04,100 --> 00:23:06,629
Mulligan.
446
00:23:06,630 --> 00:23:10,719
The three wishes are the
crux of the whole piece.
447
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,460
They're a little pat.
448
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:17,379
Mulligan.
449
00:23:17,380 --> 00:23:19,900
They're not pat. They're classics.
450
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,989
And they speak to the
child in all of us.
451
00:23:22,990 --> 00:23:25,169
The secret longing that we all have.
452
00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:27,079
Surely even you...
453
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:30,559
Must have some unfulfilled wishes.
454
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,800
Please, Sonny.
455
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,179
I run the third-largest
network in the nation.
456
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,269
I have more money than I
know what to do with.
457
00:23:37,270 --> 00:23:40,179
My wife and mistresses
are, well, not friends,
458
00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:41,619
but on good terms.
459
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,240
I have everything a man could wish for.
460
00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:47,149
What about the things a
man shouldn't wish for?
461
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:55,739
You know, the ones that
keep him awake at night,
462
00:23:55,740 --> 00:23:57,589
or come to him in his dreams.
463
00:23:57,590 --> 00:24:01,820
I mean, surely even you must
have one of those, Kap.
464
00:24:04,290 --> 00:24:05,469
Whoa.
465
00:24:05,470 --> 00:24:07,559
Ooh-la-la.
466
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:10,860
This room is très exotique.
467
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,319
Well, thank you.
468
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:15,770
I'll pass the compliment
to Otho, my decorator.
469
00:24:15,780 --> 00:24:17,999
You can see me?
470
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,100
Well, of course, my little piglet.
471
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,440
Haven't we met before?
472
00:24:22,490 --> 00:24:25,669
Riding the green fairy
with Price Rainier
473
00:24:25,670 --> 00:24:27,139
at The Coconut Grove?
474
00:24:27,140 --> 00:24:29,719
The Green Fairy. Green Fairy.
475
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:30,980
I don't know who that is.
476
00:24:30,990 --> 00:24:32,940
Well, butter-bean, who do you know?
477
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,679
Uh, do you know Hailey Hansen?
478
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,249
I can't say that I do.
479
00:24:37,250 --> 00:24:39,249
Oh, we were together for ten years,
480
00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:42,980
- but that ended recently.
- Aww, there, there.
481
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,469
Well, you came to the
right place, darling.
482
00:24:45,470 --> 00:24:48,139
Oh, Bebe knows all about...
483
00:24:48,140 --> 00:24:50,780
I mean, all about heartbreak.
484
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,359
La grande tristesse.
485
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:56,609
I have a new partner now,
but it's not the same.
486
00:24:56,610 --> 00:24:58,659
He can be a real prickly pear.
487
00:24:58,660 --> 00:25:00,340
"He"?
488
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:03,709
Oh. Well, that's okay.
Bebe's open-minded.
489
00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:05,489
I mean, I care about him, I do.
490
00:25:05,490 --> 00:25:08,099
But there's something holding me back.
491
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,799
It's... it's her.
492
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,669
It's Hailey.
493
00:25:11,670 --> 00:25:14,379
You're looking at it
the wrong way, poodle.
494
00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:15,849
You see, in this life,
495
00:25:15,850 --> 00:25:19,000
everyone is searching for something.
496
00:25:24,550 --> 00:25:26,859
Ah, yes.
497
00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:28,539
Something.
498
00:25:31,210 --> 00:25:33,299
Searching for happiness.
499
00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:34,739
Searching for meaning.
500
00:25:34,740 --> 00:25:36,679
Searching for a higher power,
501
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,280
searching for God.
502
00:25:39,350 --> 00:25:40,789
Well, guess what?
503
00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:43,640
There is no meaning,
no happiness, no God.
504
00:25:44,270 --> 00:25:46,659
Just the human connection.
505
00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:48,220
Each other.
506
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,479
If Hailey doesn't want you,
507
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,930
the hell with her!
508
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,499
Find your connection somewhere else.
509
00:26:03,460 --> 00:26:06,680
I should have been a TV detective.
510
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,040
Take it from Bebe.
511
00:26:21,050 --> 00:26:23,349
You see, I have been married
512
00:26:23,350 --> 00:26:25,699
- seven times.
- Seven?
513
00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:28,420
Lady, you must be great in... in the...
514
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:29,580
kitchen.
515
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,449
There was Johnny, Jimmy,
516
00:26:32,450 --> 00:26:36,759
Joey, Rudolph, Henry, Mario,
517
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,759
and now Louis.
518
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,369
And you know what?
519
00:26:40,370 --> 00:26:43,279
I loved each one of them dearly.
520
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:49,280
In fact, I keep all of their
rings here on a chain.
521
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,339
Jackpot.
522
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,440
How do I get one of these?
523
00:27:03,450 --> 00:27:04,649
Kegels.
524
00:27:04,650 --> 00:27:06,919
Each one of these rings represents
525
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,779
a brand new chapter in my life.
526
00:27:08,780 --> 00:27:11,460
That's the key to happiness, kiddo.
527
00:27:11,470 --> 00:27:14,080
Keep moving, man.
528
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,579
♪ Gray skies are gonna clear up ♪
529
00:27:19,580 --> 00:27:22,239
♪ Put on a happy face ♪
530
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,719
♪ Brush off the clouds and cheer up ♪
531
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,499
Put on a happy face?
532
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:30,679
♪ Take off that gloomy mask of tragedy ♪
533
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,729
♪ It's not your style ♪
534
00:27:32,730 --> 00:27:35,339
♪ You look so good that you'll be glad ♪
535
00:27:35,340 --> 00:27:38,029
♪ You decided to smile ♪
536
00:27:48,340 --> 00:27:51,000
♪ Pick out a pleasant outlook ♪
537
00:27:51,010 --> 00:27:54,309
♪ Or stick out that noble chin ♪
538
00:27:54,310 --> 00:27:56,500
♪ Wipe off that full-of-doubt look ♪
539
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:59,540
♪ And slap on a happy grin ♪
540
00:27:59,620 --> 00:28:02,080
♪ And spread sunshine ♪
541
00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:04,669
♪ All over the place ♪
542
00:28:04,670 --> 00:28:08,080
♪ And put on your happy face ♪
543
00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:09,969
Come on, come on!
544
00:28:20,290 --> 00:28:21,689
Hey!
545
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:28,649
Sir, let go of Mr. Shine's penis.
546
00:28:32,090 --> 00:28:33,399
I can explain.
547
00:28:39,660 --> 00:28:41,879
Sorry.
548
00:28:54,220 --> 00:28:56,920
- Hold it!
- Stop!
549
00:29:03,300 --> 00:29:04,639
Whoo!
550
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,949
Ya-hoo!
551
00:29:06,950 --> 00:29:08,740
♪ Huh! ♪
552
00:29:21,780 --> 00:29:22,919
Huh?
553
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,240
Ah-ha!
554
00:30:11,670 --> 00:30:14,299
♪ And spread sunshine ♪
555
00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:16,300
♪ All over the place ♪
556
00:30:16,310 --> 00:30:19,629
♪ And put on a happy ♪
557
00:30:19,630 --> 00:30:21,939
- ♪ Put on a happy ♪
- ♪ Hap-hap-happy ♪
558
00:30:21,940 --> 00:30:24,069
♪ Put on ♪
559
00:30:24,070 --> 00:30:30,899
♪ A happy face ♪
560
00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:32,029
Ha!
561
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:37,400
♪ And spread sunshine ♪
562
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:41,779
♪ All over the place ♪
563
00:30:41,780 --> 00:30:44,089
♪ And ♪
564
00:30:44,090 --> 00:30:46,280
♪ Ah ♪
565
00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:49,480
♪ Put on a happy ♪
566
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:52,770
♪ Face ♪
567
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:58,450
Ooh...
568
00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:17,610
Looking for these?
569
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,809
Beta?
570
00:31:23,810 --> 00:31:25,939
How the hell am I
supposed to play these?
571
00:31:25,940 --> 00:31:27,949
Gave up on Sonny Shine, huh?
572
00:31:27,950 --> 00:31:29,779
"Keep our head down.
573
00:31:29,780 --> 00:31:32,859
- Play it day by day."
- Yeah, well, what about you?
574
00:31:32,860 --> 00:31:34,500
I thought you were
"out of the business."
575
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:38,260
I was until someone sent
Le Dic to recruit me.
576
00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:40,829
You knew I needed money
for Hailey's school.
577
00:31:40,830 --> 00:31:41,939
You used me, Mer.
578
00:31:41,940 --> 00:31:43,569
Yeah.
579
00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:45,399
- Yeah, I did.
- Yeah.
580
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,620
'Cause you're the only one
I can trust, you asshole.
581
00:31:49,830 --> 00:31:51,799
You know, I really wish
I could trust you, Mer.
582
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,039
I really do, but every time I try,
583
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,409
I'm the guy who winds up
with a knife in my back!
584
00:31:56,410 --> 00:31:58,149
I don't recall it being a knife, Nick.
585
00:31:58,150 --> 00:31:59,199
And I think it was up your...
586
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,979
Silent partner.
587
00:32:01,980 --> 00:32:04,590
Now, this very simple B and E of yours,
588
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,749
it turned out not to be quite so simple.
589
00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:08,069
Few guards showed up.
590
00:32:08,070 --> 00:32:09,840
And?
591
00:32:09,890 --> 00:32:13,169
And I'm standing here with the tapes.
592
00:32:13,170 --> 00:32:15,140
You do the math.
593
00:32:15,180 --> 00:32:19,650
Damn it, Sax. I want this guy so bad.
594
00:32:20,810 --> 00:32:23,959
And deep down, I know you want it, too.
595
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,319
You can deny it all you want,
596
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:26,600
but this fucker took your daughter.
597
00:32:26,610 --> 00:32:28,779
- ♪ La-la-la ♪ Not listening.
- Mer.
598
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:31,279
I know that there is
nothing you want more
599
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,059
than to see Sonny Shine
put away for life.
600
00:32:33,060 --> 00:32:34,679
What the fuck are you
talking about, "put away"?
601
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,889
I want to tear him apart
with my bare hands.
602
00:32:36,890 --> 00:32:39,319
I want to feed his balls
to him, and guess what?
603
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,019
It's really not that down deep inside.
604
00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:44,199
It's right on the surface.
605
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,239
But I'm a family man now,
606
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:49,249
so you're on your own. Oh, yeah.
607
00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:51,939
I don't know what is on these tapes.
608
00:32:51,940 --> 00:32:53,540
My guess, jack shit.
609
00:32:53,550 --> 00:32:54,989
And you don't gotta pay me for the job.
610
00:32:54,990 --> 00:32:56,790
Let's just chalk it up to back rent.
611
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,249
Hey, by the way,
612
00:32:58,250 --> 00:33:01,039
next time you want a locksmith,
613
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:02,909
try the fucking yellow pages.
614
00:33:02,910 --> 00:33:05,219
Yeah, so long, skirt.
615
00:33:05,220 --> 00:33:06,999
I'm close, Sax.
616
00:33:12,050 --> 00:33:14,050
How close?
617
00:33:19,060 --> 00:33:21,320
Holy shit, Mer.
618
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,539
This is the best crazy-person room
619
00:33:23,540 --> 00:33:24,669
I've ever seen.
620
00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,499
Nick, look at this place.
621
00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:29,069
The woman is on the pipe.
622
00:33:29,070 --> 00:33:31,289
So let's unravel this.
623
00:33:31,290 --> 00:33:34,899
Sonny Shiny has got kompromat
on Blue's lawyer. And?
624
00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:37,659
And God only knows who else.
625
00:33:37,660 --> 00:33:40,469
High-level politicals, and cops, media.
626
00:33:40,470 --> 00:33:42,909
I think the proof is on these tapes.
627
00:33:42,910 --> 00:33:47,460
This could be Ban Ki-moon
face-fucking a chicken.
628
00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:52,419
Secretary General of the United Nations.
629
00:33:52,420 --> 00:33:53,839
I knew that.
630
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,959
Gosh, Mer, seems like
you've got enough evidence
631
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,339
in this room to bust everybody
in this town but Sonny Shine.
632
00:33:58,340 --> 00:33:59,760
- You don't get it.
- No?
633
00:33:59,770 --> 00:34:01,680
This is how he runs his empire.
634
00:34:01,690 --> 00:34:03,679
The people on these tapes protect him.
635
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,659
- Uh-huh?
- That's why he can't be touched.
636
00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:07,660
He goes down, they go down.
637
00:34:11,490 --> 00:34:12,979
It's his armor, Sax.
638
00:34:12,980 --> 00:34:14,440
Without it, he's naked.
639
00:34:15,110 --> 00:34:16,770
That's the only thing
I've been able to picture
640
00:34:16,780 --> 00:34:18,540
for the last three hours.
641
00:34:20,110 --> 00:34:22,850
Sax, we can take him down.
642
00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:24,989
Oh, "we" can? Huh.
643
00:34:24,990 --> 00:34:28,080
So that maybe somebody can
get their police badge back?
644
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,419
Huh? I mean, really,
645
00:34:30,420 --> 00:34:32,399
that's what this whole
thing is about it.
646
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,879
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- It was...
647
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:38,339
Do you have any idea how
long this took me to build?
648
00:34:38,340 --> 00:34:39,750
I'm trying not to think about
that 'cause I don't want
649
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,919
to believe you're crazy
as a fish with tits.
650
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:42,929
Now, look, I want this
651
00:34:42,930 --> 00:34:45,009
Mitch-Mitchell-looking motherfucker
652
00:34:45,010 --> 00:34:46,409
just as bad as you do.
653
00:34:46,410 --> 00:34:48,380
But I ain't getting involved in nothing
654
00:34:48,390 --> 00:34:49,719
unless I know we got the goods.
655
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:52,499
Now these tapes of yours...
656
00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:53,620
look at me.
657
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,199
Are they what you say they are?
658
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,979
I wouldn't have gotten you involved
659
00:34:57,980 --> 00:35:00,069
if I didn't think we had a shot.
660
00:35:00,070 --> 00:35:01,620
Well, you can stop thinking about me.
661
00:35:01,630 --> 00:35:03,029
Start thinking about Hailey,
662
00:35:03,030 --> 00:35:04,439
'cause she is the one priority.
663
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,379
She is the only priority.
664
00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:11,899
Oh, shit, I was supposed to
pick her up from school.
665
00:35:11,900 --> 00:35:14,219
Stop, stop.
666
00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:15,919
Under, under, under.
667
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:16,930
- I saw it.
- Down.
668
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,900
Jackass.
669
00:35:33,090 --> 00:35:35,629
There she is!
670
00:35:37,590 --> 00:35:39,199
Hailey, hey.
671
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,239
You ready to roll?
672
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:43,519
What's that shit on your face?
673
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,080
I'm repentant.
674
00:35:45,100 --> 00:35:47,659
Okay. Time to go.
675
00:35:47,660 --> 00:35:49,380
I can't.
676
00:35:49,390 --> 00:35:53,209
I have to meet my math
teacher to get my syllabus.
677
00:35:53,210 --> 00:35:54,680
It'll only take ten minutes.
678
00:35:54,690 --> 00:35:56,429
Pretty cool. Rabbit's foot?
679
00:35:56,430 --> 00:35:58,169
Wonder what happened to the rest of him?
680
00:35:58,170 --> 00:35:59,720
It's for luck.
681
00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:01,180
Well, not so much for him.
682
00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:08,099
Tell you what, you do your thing
683
00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:09,180
and I'll meet you right back here.
684
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,420
Okay.
685
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,279
Ladies, I'm Nick Sax.
686
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,839
I need to talk to you about your, uh...
687
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,239
equipment.
688
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,589
Didn't think you would show up
689
00:37:07,590 --> 00:37:09,589
- without the bitch squad.
- I don't need them.
690
00:37:09,590 --> 00:37:12,119
Let's make this quick,
I have piano at...
691
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,620
I'm gonna eff you until you love me!
692
00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:26,499
Let me go!
693
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,120
Help!
694
00:37:43,630 --> 00:37:45,449
Help me!
695
00:38:10,470 --> 00:38:12,439
Hi.
696
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,269
You almost got hurt back there.
697
00:38:15,270 --> 00:38:19,309
Aren't you a lucky little girl?
698
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,979
Haven't seen you around here before.
699
00:38:28,980 --> 00:38:31,599
- Who's your kid?
- Big guy. We're just visiting.
700
00:38:35,050 --> 00:38:37,419
A little old, don't you think?
701
00:38:37,420 --> 00:38:38,620
He's young at heart.
702
00:38:38,630 --> 00:38:40,789
Hey, how come you're the
only imaginary friends here?
703
00:38:40,790 --> 00:38:42,260
Hailey's last school was full of them.
704
00:38:42,270 --> 00:38:44,029
Between bullying and the internet,
705
00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:46,100
kids grow up fast here at St. Melanie.
706
00:38:46,110 --> 00:38:48,359
We're like white tigers around here.
707
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:49,860
A dying breed.
708
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,559
Eh, all right, Poindexter.
709
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:53,960
Make that piece of shit work.
710
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,649
We have no idea how
high this thing goes.
711
00:38:56,650 --> 00:38:58,980
Anybody could be on those tapes.
712
00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:11,409
♪ Ah! ♪
713
00:39:11,410 --> 00:39:12,580
A sex tape?
714
00:39:12,630 --> 00:39:15,360
Oh, fuck!
715
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:16,919
- I don't believe it.
- Me, neither.
716
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,889
Look at that thing.
717
00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:20,340
God, I hate the universe!
718
00:39:20,350 --> 00:39:23,580
Not, it's supposed to be blackmail.
719
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,519
Where's Ban Ki-Moon?
720
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,019
Where's... where's the fucking chicken?
721
00:39:29,020 --> 00:39:31,949
Ah, baby!
722
00:39:31,950 --> 00:39:34,039
Bebe!
723
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,499
You got the wrong tapes.
724
00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:36,819
Don't pin this on me, sister.
725
00:39:36,820 --> 00:39:38,519
- You got bad intel.
- I did not.
726
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,439
These were the only tapes in that house.
727
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,050
Here's a thought for you:
Maybe these so-called
728
00:39:42,060 --> 00:39:45,399
"blackmail tapes" only exist
in the shit-nut yarn room
729
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,299
in between your ears.
730
00:39:50,270 --> 00:39:51,899
- Fuck!
- This is why I didn't want
731
00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:54,299
to be involved in your freak
show in the first place!
732
00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:56,229
Oh, baby!
733
00:39:56,230 --> 00:39:58,100
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
734
00:40:07,460 --> 00:40:09,040
What was that thing you
said you had to do?
735
00:40:09,050 --> 00:40:10,359
- Math class?
- Doesn't matter.
736
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,259
I took care of it.
737
00:40:12,260 --> 00:40:14,260
I bet you did.
738
00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:19,920
You know, we can talk about it.
739
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,640
Like your mitzvah?
740
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:26,780
Fair enough.
741
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,360
Um...
742
00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:30,800
ready to blow this clam bake?
743
00:40:30,820 --> 00:40:33,969
All right, you grab the cart.
It'll be weird if I do it.
744
00:40:33,970 --> 00:40:35,599
Hey, hey, let's go.
745
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,929
Been a long day.
746
00:40:42,930 --> 00:40:44,899
So...
747
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:47,240
you know.
748
00:40:51,510 --> 00:40:54,250
- Nick?
- Yeah.
749
00:40:54,260 --> 00:40:56,050
Being your friend is complicated.
750
00:40:56,060 --> 00:40:58,439
Yeah, you know, I mean,
relationships are complicated.
751
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:00,750
That's the bitch about growing up.
752
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,460
Uh, come on, time to sleep.
753
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:06,829
- Good night, Nick.
- All right.
754
00:41:06,830 --> 00:41:09,610
Man, she looks good.
755
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,960
Well, maybe I shouldn't.
756
00:41:14,820 --> 00:41:17,969
Eh, maybe just once for old time's sake.
757
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,219
- ♪ Oh ♪
- Oh, oh, oh!
758
00:41:25,220 --> 00:41:27,139
♪ Ma ♪
759
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,919
Ah, fuck it.
760
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:37,779
Oh...
761
00:41:37,780 --> 00:41:40,119
You can do it, Sonny! Yeah!
762
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,769
Oh, oh, oh!
763
00:41:50,830 --> 00:41:53,780
Lucky eyes watch the sunrise.
764
00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:01,699
What the... ?
765
00:42:01,700 --> 00:42:04,929
♪ Deutschland, Deutschland ♪
766
00:42:04,930 --> 00:42:07,480
♪ Über alles ♪
767
00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:10,460
♪ Über alles ♪
768
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,210
♪ In der Welt ♪
769
00:42:13,260 --> 00:42:17,109
Holy guacamole, it's Dayglo Doug!
770
00:42:17,110 --> 00:42:19,029
Who the fuck's Dayglo Doug?
771
00:42:19,030 --> 00:42:21,750
♪ Es stets zu Schutz ♪
772
00:42:23,980 --> 00:42:25,740
Sieg Heil!
773
00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:29,219
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!
774
00:42:29,220 --> 00:42:34,220
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