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- Previously, on "Happy!"...
- "Easter Under Siege."
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We're a hit, baby!
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I run the third-largest
network in the nation.
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I have everything a man could wish for.
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What about the things a
man shouldn't wish for?
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You're firing me.
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You don't give me any choice!
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There is something inside me.
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[HEAVY ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
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I'm done being everyone's
bitch, Dr. Reddy.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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You know you are a dead man, Blue rat.
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You, me, under the bleachers.
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No! Help me!
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You almost got hurt back there.
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Looking for these?
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You knew I needed money
for Hailey's school.
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You used me, Mer.
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- Yeah, I did.
- Yeah.
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This very simple "B and E" of yours,
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it turned out not to be quite so simple.
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Sonny Shine.
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- A few guards showed up.
- And?
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And I'm standing here with the tapes.
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Proof is on these tapes.
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The people on these tapes protect him.
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He goes down, they go down.
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Holy guacamole, it's Dayglo Doug!
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[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
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Who the fuck's Dayglo Doug?
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♪ ♪
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[PEPPY MUSIC]
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Here we go!
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Abracadabra!
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♪ ♪
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- Bunny!
- Ow, oh! I'm Julius Caesar!
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You can't do this to me!
[COMICAL GROANING]
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Say something sweet and
eat something sour.
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Magic and laughs
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on the "Dayglo Doug Power Hour"!
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Yeah!
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Hey, there!
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Uh, no, no, no, no. No applause.
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No applause.
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I am not worthy. Thank you.
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[OMINOUS RUMBLING]
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[HIGH-PITCHED TONE]
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- We love you!
- Yeah!
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We love you, Doug!
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And it's that love...
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that has made "The
Dayglo Doug Power Hour"
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the top-rated cable-access kid's show
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in the greater Toledo area.
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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And only a handful of shows
can make that claim.
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But...
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The time has come for old Doug...
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to hang up his hat.
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This will be the last day I host
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the "Dayglo Doug Power Hour."
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CHILDREN: Aww, no! [EXCLAIMING]
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Before I get too emotional...
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I wanna introduce you
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to the new host of the power hour,
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and your new best friend...
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Sonny Shine!
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[HOLLERING]
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[CHILDREN CHEERING]
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♪ ♪
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[GOOFY BABBLING]
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Dayglo Doug, everybody!
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[LAUGHING] His best trick?
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Vanishing from his own show.
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[CRUEL LAUGH] But seriously, Doug.
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Now you'll have plenty of
time to devote to your...
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passions.
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You may not know it, but our buddy Doug
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is quite the aficionado
on a little something
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you might have studied in school:
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World War II.
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[DARK MUSIC]
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Look it up.
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But I've been thinking, Double-D.
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Will you even have time to
join us as a guest star?
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Sure, that... that'd be super.
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But then I think about Episode 186.
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"Episode 186"?
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The Band-Aid episode?
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[TRILLING] Correcto.
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Where you taught us all how
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tearing off the Band-Aid quickly was
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really the only healthy
way to move forward.
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Isn't that right, kids?
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[CHILDREN CHEERING]
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[ECHOING LAUGHTER]
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♪ ♪
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And now, let's cue the music.
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Because we'd all like to remember you...
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just the way you are.
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[JOHN KANDER'S "TOMORROW BELONGS TO ME"]
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♪ Oh, fatherland, fatherland ♪
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♪ Show us a sign ♪
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♪ Your children are waiting to see ♪
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[FRANTIC] ♪ The morning will come ♪
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♪ When the world ♪
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[SCREAMING] ♪ Is mine ♪
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♪ Tomorrow belongs ♪
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♪ To me ♪
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Doug?
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Doug, one question for the
aficionado before you go:
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About how tall would you
say Winston Churchill was?
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Churchill?
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About that tall.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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[CHILDREN SHOUTING]
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Imagine it: Dayglo Doug was there
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when Sonny started.
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What's the world, uh, when
you're part of history?
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- "Fossil."
- Yeah, Sax, I get it.
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He's old. What's your point?
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I dunno, let's see: He's
senile, wears leotards.
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No, sounds like a slam-dunk witness
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to build the foundation of your case on.
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Top flight police work,
Mer, digging up this gem.
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It's not my case. It's ours.
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Remember?
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We're here.
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[SINISTER MUSICAL FLAIR]
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[CONSPIRATORIAL MUSIC]
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Cut my beard off after 9/11.
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And you're here to see?
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Doug Thorn.
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♪ ♪
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Mr. Thorn doesn't take visitors.
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♪ ♪
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He'll make an exception.
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♪ ♪
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Did you get that out
of a Cracker Jack box?
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It was my dad's.
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You really stepped in number
two with that one, Nick.
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I'll step on you.
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♪ ♪
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What's the matter?
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Old people.
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What?
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They don't like me, I don't like them.
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And that whole building
is filled with them.
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You smell that?
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That's them.
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Whoa, whoa. Hey, psst.
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Hey, pal, pal.
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- Hey, hey, you mind?
- For residents only.
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Yeah, I got a blood sugar thing.
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If you're hungry,
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there's a vending machine
in the restroom.
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"The restroom"? Fuck this place.
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[GOOFY YELP] Geez!
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[ELECTRONIC VOICE] Are you my son?
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Dr. Kevorkian's that way.
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[PA BEEPING]
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Thank you.
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Uh, for my next trick,
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I would like you to look...
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at this hat.
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What do you see inside?
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Nothing, right?
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Is that really Dayglo Doug?
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He looks different.
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Get to the Polish jokes!
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There's your star witness.
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I will punch you in the throat.
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[CLEARS THROAT] So, man
comes home from work
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with a duck under his arm.
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His wife answers the door.
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"This is the pig I've been fucking,"
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the man says.
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The wife says, "That's
a duck, not a pig."
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The man says, "I'm not talking to you."
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[GUFFAWS]
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[GOOFY LAUGHTER]
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I don't get it.
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I was going to close this set
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by cutting a woman in half.
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Unfortunately...
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my assistant passed away this morning,
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so I would like to
dedicate today's show...
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to Gladys.
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She died as she lived.
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Showing off her box for a nickel?
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[LAUGHTER]
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[LAUGHING]
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[DARK MUSIC]
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Mr. Thorn?
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May we have a few words?
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Ugh...
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[STUFFY MUSIC]
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Big as a baby's arm with
an apple in its fist.
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I think the word you're
looking for is "jumbo."
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I'm immune to flattery.
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And disease.
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Now spill it, cops. Who
violated my inner sanctum?
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There's a loaded question.
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Can we talk...
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openly?
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Dario doesn't understand
a lick of English.
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Hold still.
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TBH...
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we, uh, don't have a lot to go on.
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And by that we mean "nada surf."
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And seeing as how you wiped
the whole place clean
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before we got here...
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Well, this crime scene's
got more blood traces
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than Chicago on St. Valentine's Day.
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But no bodies.
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The only witness was your wife.
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She...
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fingered the pool boy.
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Don't remind me.
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Who she says was here with
a little blue unicorn.
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With wings.
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Bebe's last coherent thought
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was during the Carter administration.
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You're missing the point.
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This is not an official investigation.
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There will be no official reports
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of any stiffs on my grounds.
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There will be no official
statements taken
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from my smoking hot wife or anyone else.
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But I do expect a very firm,
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hard, unofficial look
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into who the hell effed up my effigy!
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That's why you two are
unofficially here!
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Is that clear?
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As Mother Teresa's urine test.
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Ain't what I heard.
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Magnifico!
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No, no! [SPEAKING ITALIAN]
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I want it to look like the
roots of a banyan tree.
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♪ ♪
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Sonny Shine?
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No sir-ee.
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Sorry, can't help you.
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I am not gonna say one word about him.
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"El zippo."
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We're investigating some
serious crimes, Mr. Thorn.
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A child kidnapping ring,
murder, extortion.
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Yeah, that sounds like Sonny.
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You two don't look like cops.
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We're undercover.
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Deep cover.
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I said it's deep, that's all.
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I can tell you want to talk to me, Doug.
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What are you afraid of?
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[SCOFFS] Me?
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Everything.
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Heights, spider plants,
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three-legged jeans.
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[GIGGLES] He's still got it.
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Oh, he's still got it, all right.
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I just hope you can't catch it.
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Listen, I can offer you
police protection.
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- A new identity.
- [SCOFFS]
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"New identity." That's a laugher.
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All I ever wanted was my old one back.
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The rat bastard stole
everything from me.
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[DEVIOUS MUSIC]
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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[SUCKS TEETH]
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Sure isn't like the old days, is it?
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Not like when the "Dayglo
Doug Power Hour"
273
00:10:58,540 --> 00:11:01,310
was the number one kid's
local access show
274
00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,000
in the greater Toledo area.
275
00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:06,227
You were big, Doug.
276
00:11:06,228 --> 00:11:07,819
I was.
277
00:11:07,820 --> 00:11:09,689
I was big, wasn't I?
278
00:11:09,690 --> 00:11:12,189
Johnny "Wadd" Holmes big.
279
00:11:12,190 --> 00:11:13,679
♪ ♪
280
00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:16,840
Milton Berle big.
281
00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:19,073
[DISTANT CHILDREN CHEERING]
282
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♪ Give me a home ♪
283
00:11:23,430 --> 00:11:26,199
♪ Where the buffalo roam ♪
284
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:31,579
♪ And the deer and the antelope ♪
285
00:11:31,580 --> 00:11:34,079
♪ And seldom is heard ♪
286
00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:37,019
Shh.
287
00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:39,239
♪ A discouraging word ♪
288
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:42,379
You know, I was there to
hear the great Caruso
289
00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:45,850
make his professional debut.
290
00:11:45,851 --> 00:11:49,659
Now I've got to listen to this shit.
291
00:11:49,660 --> 00:11:53,040
Do you not know the meaning
of "solitary confinement"?
292
00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:54,869
[SINISTER MUSIC]
293
00:11:54,870 --> 00:11:57,019
It's meant to be just me in here!
294
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,099
Mm.
295
00:11:58,100 --> 00:11:59,599
Perhaps you're confused...
296
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,160
which seems to happen so very easily.
297
00:12:02,170 --> 00:12:03,919
So to elucidate,
298
00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:07,909
you are trapped in this prison.
299
00:12:07,910 --> 00:12:11,409
I am trapped in you.
300
00:12:11,410 --> 00:12:12,620
♪ ♪
301
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:13,919
"Trapped"?
302
00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,049
Well, then, just...
303
00:12:16,050 --> 00:12:18,859
get out.
304
00:12:18,860 --> 00:12:21,844
I bequeath you freedom.
305
00:12:21,845 --> 00:12:24,129
Mm, if only.
306
00:12:24,130 --> 00:12:27,019
But even the demigods are constrained
307
00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:30,539
by certain earthly limitations.
308
00:12:30,540 --> 00:12:32,000
Bloodlines and all that.
309
00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:33,029
You know.
310
00:12:33,030 --> 00:12:37,139
I did try and hop into
your charming sister.
311
00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:40,200
Much more fun body to play around in.
312
00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:43,509
Even came with its own television show.
313
00:12:43,510 --> 00:12:45,040
But we both know how
314
00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:47,719
that little harlequin
art came to an end.
315
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:49,189
[SOBBING]
316
00:12:49,190 --> 00:12:52,079
This is madness!
317
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:55,059
I gotta get out of here!
318
00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:57,740
It's not such a bad place for us, this.
319
00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:00,729
At least until I get my strength back.
320
00:13:00,730 --> 00:13:03,769
Pottery Shop. Fun.
321
00:13:03,770 --> 00:13:07,379
And all these impressionable,
322
00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:09,892
homicidal minds to sway.
323
00:13:09,893 --> 00:13:11,979
♪ ♪
324
00:13:11,980 --> 00:13:14,479
And as I get my strength back,
325
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,619
you'll have more and more blackouts
326
00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:20,939
until life is one long,
continuous blackout.
327
00:13:20,940 --> 00:13:23,449
Now, won't that be nice?
328
00:13:23,450 --> 00:13:27,519
No more waking up like a
Kennedy, wondering...
329
00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:30,739
"Who did I sodomize?
330
00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:32,459
Whom did I kill?"
331
00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:34,040
And what'll happen then?
332
00:13:34,050 --> 00:13:37,079
By then, I'll have built an army.
333
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,769
No. [STAMMERING]
334
00:13:38,770 --> 00:13:41,174
I meant what will happen to me.
335
00:13:41,175 --> 00:13:42,740
Oh.
336
00:13:45,540 --> 00:13:48,799
[DOOR BUZZES]
337
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,949
[BIKE BELL RINGING]
338
00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:54,659
Uh, it's... it's a great surprise.
339
00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:57,049
Don't get me wrong, I like
this new rebel Amanda.
340
00:13:57,050 --> 00:14:00,079
This "let's get crazy and ditch work,
341
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,279
good girl gone bad" Amanda.
342
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:05,029
You're joking, but honestly...
343
00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:06,999
I know me.
344
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,529
And these days, I haven't
felt like her at all.
345
00:14:09,530 --> 00:14:11,099
Mm.
346
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,899
It's strange even talking about it.
347
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:14,339
Not at all.
348
00:14:14,340 --> 00:14:17,469
Talking it out is the best
way to deal with stress.
349
00:14:17,470 --> 00:14:20,019
That and a little hot yoga.
350
00:14:20,020 --> 00:14:23,000
I don't think hot yoga's gonna fix it.
351
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,479
Ugh. I got fired, Simon.
352
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,449
Seriously?
353
00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:31,000
That's great.
354
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:32,819
Um...
355
00:14:32,820 --> 00:14:34,620
I was right out of college in Seattle
356
00:14:34,630 --> 00:14:36,379
when the first big dot-com boom hit.
357
00:14:36,380 --> 00:14:37,929
I found myself one of
the first employees
358
00:14:37,930 --> 00:14:39,929
in a little books-in-the-mail startup.
359
00:14:39,930 --> 00:14:41,739
Amazon? Wow.
360
00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:44,400
No, it was EncyclopediasInTheMail.com.
361
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:48,199
Free returns killed us.
So six months later
362
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,779
I'm broke, I'm unemployed.
363
00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:51,379
Living in my mother's basement.
364
00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:53,339
I was feeling sorry for myself.
365
00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:55,109
But it forced me to do a lot
366
00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:56,979
of soul-searching, Amanda, okay?
367
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,499
To figure out what I
really want in life.
368
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,919
What's really important.
369
00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,889
I realized, for me, it's giving back.
370
00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:05,119
Making a difference.
371
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,289
Boom.
372
00:15:06,290 --> 00:15:08,889
"Ties Without Borders" was born.
373
00:15:08,890 --> 00:15:10,429
Mm?
374
00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:12,460
You feel me?
375
00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:17,869
Every setback is an opportunity?
376
00:15:17,870 --> 00:15:19,839
To learn something about yourself.
377
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,900
To bring something new into this world.
378
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,539
Joseph Campbell said it best:
379
00:15:26,540 --> 00:15:28,079
"Follow your bliss."
380
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,049
He should know.
381
00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:32,640
He invented frickin' "Star Wars."
382
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,780
I like that.
383
00:15:36,890 --> 00:15:39,559
"Follow your bliss."
384
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:42,830
[CLASSICAL MUSIC]
385
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:45,919
[GROANING] Yes, yes, yes!
386
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,959
Simon! Yes!
387
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,229
[BOTH MOANING, GRUNTING]
388
00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:53,199
[BOTH HOLLERING]
389
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,209
[COINS JANGLING]
390
00:15:55,210 --> 00:15:56,859
You see that?
391
00:15:56,860 --> 00:16:00,009
Live long enough, there's your reward.
392
00:16:00,010 --> 00:16:01,990
Breaking a hip tripping
over your oxygen tank
393
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,509
just trying to get to your bedpan.
394
00:16:03,510 --> 00:16:05,979
Why don't more people know about this?
395
00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:08,540
How come they never showed
it on "The Golden Girls"?
396
00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:13,299
Lesbian fairytale.
397
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:16,620
They are talking to him right now.
398
00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:19,379
Of course, he wasn't "Sonny" back then.
399
00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:22,119
Yeah, he was... he was
still "Louis Shineberg."
400
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:25,219
He used to come to the
show, sit in the audience.
401
00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:28,519
He was a superfan, if
you know what I mean.
402
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,259
_
403
00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:33,029
I mean, it comes with the
territory in my business.
404
00:16:33,030 --> 00:16:34,239
Don't get me wrong,
405
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:38,290
I love my little Douglets,
but after a certain point
406
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:40,600
it gets, you know, a little bit...
407
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,680
"Superfan-tastic"?
408
00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:45,639
Creepy. Skin-crawling.
409
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,839
- Depressing?
- Somewhat.
410
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,160
Go on.
411
00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:55,439
Year after year, he'd show up.
412
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:57,509
Most kids grew out of it.
413
00:16:57,510 --> 00:16:59,569
Not him.
414
00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:02,059
We made friends. Sort of.
415
00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:05,699
He said he wanted to be
an entertainer, like me.
416
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:08,140
- But it wasn't until...
- Until what?
417
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,519
You're gonna think I'm
some kind of a nut job.
418
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,290
We're the ones who are crazy, not you.
419
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,300
Go ahead, dish.
420
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,700
Those things...
421
00:17:19,730 --> 00:17:22,380
The Wishees.
422
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,559
I still remember the first
time he showed up with them.
423
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,359
The costumes.
424
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:30,470
The big round fish eyes.
425
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,219
The "fuck me" mouths.
426
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:36,719
Let's face it, Louis was just a schmuck
427
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,380
until those candy-colored
abominations came along.
428
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:43,079
After that, everything changed for him.
429
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,749
Suddenly, he just took...
430
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:47,679
whatever he wanted to.
431
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,439
Starting with my show.
432
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,200
Oh, oh, question.
433
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:55,169
Um, when these, uh,
whatever you call them...
434
00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:56,780
- "Wishees," Nick.
- Sax.
435
00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:59,109
Which I am to understand
are basically, uh,
436
00:17:59,110 --> 00:18:01,149
shitheads in fuzzy outfits
437
00:18:01,150 --> 00:18:03,099
that dance around the stage
with Mr. Shineberg...
438
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:07,089
when they, as you say, "showed up"...
439
00:18:07,090 --> 00:18:09,959
are we saying, like... say, for example,
440
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,940
from Cleveland?
441
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,379
"Cleveland."
442
00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:15,740
- Cleveland, Ohio.
- Yes.
443
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:18,479
By way of the Crab Nebula, maybe.
444
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:22,220
- Ah-ha.
- And they weren't just guys in outfits.
445
00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:25,499
The big guy doesn't seem very bright,
446
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:28,240
so I'm gonna try to make
this as simple as I can.
447
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,509
Back in the Etruscan age,
448
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,669
this gigantic meteor
crashes into Earth...
449
00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:35,679
All right, that's it. I'm done.
450
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,899
- Enjoy your interrogation.
- Where the fuck are you going?
451
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,519
I'm simply famished, so I'm gonna find
452
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,859
where they stashed those
pudding cups or die trying.
453
00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:43,689
You, Trigger.
454
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,480
I suggest you come along.
455
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,930
- Your friend is a little...
- I know.
456
00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:51,869
Keep talking.
457
00:18:51,870 --> 00:18:54,869
[SINISTER MUSIC]
458
00:18:54,870 --> 00:18:57,639
♪ ♪
459
00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:00,319
[CHILDREN CHATTERING]
460
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,959
♪ ♪
461
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,809
[GRUNTS]
462
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:08,419
[GASPS] You.
463
00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:09,820
You know what they say:
464
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:12,520
"Nothing makes you believe in
Hell like Catholic school."
465
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,289
[GASPS] No, wait!
466
00:19:15,290 --> 00:19:17,179
Wait, Hailey.
467
00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:18,320
I'm sorry.
468
00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:21,299
I am so, so sorry for
everything that happened.
469
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:23,299
- Get away from me.
- Don't... don't run off, please.
470
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,599
I'm not moving. See?
471
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,729
I'll stay perfectly still.
472
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,669
I wouldn't think of hurting you.
473
00:19:28,670 --> 00:19:30,239
It's... it's the opposite.
474
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,100
I... I've been protecting
you, haven't I?
475
00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:34,239
I'm just a boy...
476
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,779
standing in front of a girl
477
00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:38,380
asking her to listen.
478
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,019
I don't blame you for being scared.
479
00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:42,340
This can be very confusing.
480
00:19:43,890 --> 00:19:45,649
Should we sit? [STAMMERS]
481
00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:48,180
Would that be better?
482
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:51,580
I see you've got your lucky keychain.
483
00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:54,039
Maybe you've been thinking about things.
484
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,300
Questions you have for me.
485
00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,799
You're supposed to be dead.
486
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,239
"Dead."
487
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:02,440
Someone told you that?
488
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,259
My parents.
489
00:20:05,260 --> 00:20:07,439
Ah, parents.
490
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,760
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] They do like
making up stories, don't they?
491
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,409
Seems that...
492
00:20:13,410 --> 00:20:15,500
no one wants to tell you
the truth these days.
493
00:20:18,390 --> 00:20:19,999
What happened to your eye?
494
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,789
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
495
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,759
♪ ♪
496
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,679
You're not the only one
who knows what it's like
497
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:28,900
to be bullied.
498
00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:35,740
What if I told you that I was
forced to do what I did?
499
00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:39,769
There are very awful people
in this world, Hailey,
500
00:20:39,770 --> 00:20:43,979
and they can make people
do very awful things.
501
00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:45,509
♪ ♪
502
00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:48,449
Doesn't make it right,
but it's the truth.
503
00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:49,639
♪ ♪
504
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,419
I was happy
505
00:20:51,420 --> 00:20:54,719
when you children were
saved by the police.
506
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,619
Those very awful people?
507
00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:58,420
Not so much.
508
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,819
As you can see.
509
00:21:01,820 --> 00:21:03,969
♪ ♪
510
00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:06,460
I'm sorry, I... I can
put my glasses back on.
511
00:21:06,470 --> 00:21:09,539
So now we're supposed to be friends?
512
00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:10,960
I don't need friends.
513
00:21:12,910 --> 00:21:14,779
I do.
514
00:21:14,780 --> 00:21:16,309
♪ ♪
515
00:21:16,310 --> 00:21:17,879
But...
516
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,349
if that's the way you feel...
517
00:21:20,350 --> 00:21:22,620
I'm just happy that you're
finally hearing the truth.
518
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,549
You've been lied to since
the day you were born.
519
00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:26,959
It's about time someone finally...
520
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,859
What's that supposed to mean?
521
00:21:28,860 --> 00:21:30,629
[MUSIC DARKENS]
522
00:21:30,630 --> 00:21:31,929
No, no.
523
00:21:31,930 --> 00:21:35,729
I'm not one to open up old wounds.
524
00:21:35,730 --> 00:21:38,160
But you do know the whole story?
525
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:42,189
Your father lied to your mother
and then ran out on her.
526
00:21:42,190 --> 00:21:44,890
And then your mother lied
to your father about you,
527
00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:46,739
and then to you about your father.
528
00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:47,779
I'm not a shrink,
529
00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:50,579
but that is a rough place
for any kid to start.
530
00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:53,240
I'm going.
531
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,449
Wait!
532
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:58,589
♪ ♪
533
00:21:58,590 --> 00:22:00,039
One last thing.
534
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,019
When you get home and see your mother,
535
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:03,659
tell her we met.
536
00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:06,629
Tell her what I said.
Be honest with her.
537
00:22:06,630 --> 00:22:07,999
See what she says.
538
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,599
And if you don't want to be friends,
539
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,149
you will never see me again.
540
00:22:11,150 --> 00:22:12,769
But if you do,
541
00:22:12,770 --> 00:22:16,559
just say the word and
I'll be right there.
542
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:22,120
♪ ♪
543
00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:25,430
♪ ♪
544
00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:32,219
While others run in fear
545
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:35,039
from those who've declared
war for any on Easter,
546
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:38,579
one man will unite us all...
547
00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:43,499
In bringing sexy back to Easter.
548
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:48,079
♪ ♪
549
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:52,049
This year, if we don't celebrate Easter,
550
00:22:52,050 --> 00:22:53,809
they win.
551
00:22:53,810 --> 00:22:58,139
♪ ♪
552
00:22:58,140 --> 00:23:00,339
[MUSIC CONTINUES OVER SPEAKERS]
553
00:23:00,340 --> 00:23:01,779
Just a taste.
554
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:04,399
A little, como se dice, flavor,
555
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,940
if you will.
556
00:23:07,450 --> 00:23:10,279
This ain't your grandma's
Easter, am I right?
557
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,369
♪ ♪
558
00:23:12,370 --> 00:23:14,800
Well? Kap?
559
00:23:15,830 --> 00:23:17,659
What do you think?
560
00:23:17,660 --> 00:23:19,709
♪ ♪
561
00:23:19,710 --> 00:23:21,829
- [HOLLERING]
- Go, Kap, go!
562
00:23:21,830 --> 00:23:24,089
[LAUGHING] Whoo-hoo!
563
00:23:24,090 --> 00:23:28,069
♪ ♪
564
00:23:28,070 --> 00:23:29,580
I think it's fucking brilliant.
565
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:33,839
[APPLAUSE]
566
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:40,140
♪ ♪
567
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:43,939
Oh, there she is! [LAUGHING]
568
00:23:43,940 --> 00:23:45,200
Who's hungry? [LAUGHS]
569
00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:47,139
If you'd told me one day
570
00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:50,259
I'd get to see Dayglo Doug
up close and in person,
571
00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:52,099
tell the story of how he met Sonny Shine
572
00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:54,129
for the first time, well,
I would have said,
573
00:23:54,130 --> 00:23:55,859
"Holy guacamole, somebody pinch me
574
00:23:55,860 --> 00:23:58,699
because this is a dream come true!"
575
00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:00,569
But it's not.
576
00:24:00,570 --> 00:24:02,740
Yeah, well, if it's any consolation,
577
00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:04,969
that look on your face of
soul-crushing disappointment
578
00:24:04,970 --> 00:24:07,020
has been the highlight
of this whole trip.
579
00:24:09,420 --> 00:24:12,129
[MAN SHOUTING IN GERMAN]
580
00:24:12,130 --> 00:24:14,179
Sieg Heil!
581
00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:17,019
Dickless freaking Doug.
582
00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:18,489
Some witness.
583
00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:20,990
That's what I get for trusting Mer.
584
00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:24,859
You should be the black one.
585
00:24:24,860 --> 00:24:26,929
I was black last time!
586
00:24:26,930 --> 00:24:29,199
I'm not a schwarzer!
587
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,779
You be the schwarzer!
588
00:24:31,780 --> 00:24:33,369
Is that gonna be us someday, Nick?
589
00:24:33,370 --> 00:24:36,309
Frittering away our last
days in a place like this,
590
00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:38,219
arguing over some silly game?
591
00:24:38,220 --> 00:24:39,499
Don't you worry about that, pal.
592
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:41,339
I'll drink bleach before
I let that happen.
593
00:24:41,340 --> 00:24:42,799
Besides, what are you worried about?
594
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,760
You haven't even hit the
magical "P-word" yet.
595
00:24:46,420 --> 00:24:48,149
"Puberty."
596
00:24:48,150 --> 00:24:50,419
It's Latin for "pubes."
597
00:24:50,420 --> 00:24:53,340
Six-year period where you part
your hair down the middle
598
00:24:53,350 --> 00:24:56,080
and your body gets all
awkward and, uh, pimply.
599
00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:58,439
At the same, it wants to get
naked with other people.
600
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,829
But what if I don't want to grow up?
601
00:25:00,830 --> 00:25:02,199
Well, then you're gonna
have to file that one
602
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,500
under "tough shit."
603
00:25:04,890 --> 00:25:06,649
[MAN SHOUTING IN GERMAN]
604
00:25:06,650 --> 00:25:07,999
Um...
605
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:12,239
[SINISTER MUSIC]
606
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,839
♪ ♪
607
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,239
Have you noticed the
staff here is funny?
608
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,309
I mean, usually the people
they hire in joints like this
609
00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:20,349
are, um...
610
00:25:20,350 --> 00:25:21,540
different.
611
00:25:22,150 --> 00:25:24,789
- "Different" how?
- Dominican.
612
00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:26,889
[SNIFFING]
613
00:25:26,890 --> 00:25:28,799
Do you smell popcorn?
614
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,340
Oh, hell yeah.
615
00:25:30,350 --> 00:25:34,029
[MUFFLED PEPPY MILITARISTIC MUSIC]
616
00:25:34,030 --> 00:25:39,700
♪ ♪
617
00:25:39,740 --> 00:25:44,330
♪ ♪
618
00:25:44,340 --> 00:25:46,539
Holy sheisse.
619
00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:48,400
♪ ♪
620
00:25:50,410 --> 00:25:52,419
Hey, Mer.
621
00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:54,939
Mer. Guess what?
622
00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:56,649
Turns out this place is
a home for assholes.
623
00:25:56,650 --> 00:25:57,699
Excuse me?
624
00:25:57,700 --> 00:25:58,959
- Go ahead, tell her.
- [STAMMERING]
625
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,059
Some of the people here
are a bit colorful.
626
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,499
Yeah, red, white, and black.
627
00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:04,539
We saw the tape, der fuckward.
628
00:26:04,540 --> 00:26:06,919
Look, you know Sonny's
M.O. I was set up.
629
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,199
If the armband fits.
630
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,129
I am a history buff.
631
00:26:10,130 --> 00:26:13,299
A collector of rare and
exotic memorabilia.
632
00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:15,929
I don't belong here with these fascists.
633
00:26:15,930 --> 00:26:17,719
Okay, can someone please explain to me
634
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,939
- what the hell is going on?
- Nazis, Mer.
635
00:26:19,940 --> 00:26:21,689
The place is stinking with them.
636
00:26:21,690 --> 00:26:24,419
It wasn't enough that he stole my show.
637
00:26:24,420 --> 00:26:27,019
Then he has to twist the knife.
638
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,939
You know, Sonny used to say
639
00:26:28,940 --> 00:26:30,049
that the shortest book ever written
640
00:26:30,050 --> 00:26:31,889
was the German book of humor?
641
00:26:31,890 --> 00:26:34,569
That's why he stuck me here!
642
00:26:34,570 --> 00:26:37,389
Don't you think I'd leave if I could?
643
00:26:37,390 --> 00:26:40,479
I've been bombing in
front of this Stasi scum
644
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:41,679
for a decade.
645
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:45,119
I mean, you gotta get
me out of this place!
646
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,869
♪ I can't take another bad review ♪
647
00:26:47,870 --> 00:26:49,289
- We're going, come on.
- No, no, no.
648
00:26:49,290 --> 00:26:50,539
We're not actually taking this guy.
649
00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:52,459
You said you would
protect me if I talked.
650
00:26:52,460 --> 00:26:54,079
This adult-diaper-wearing war criminal
651
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,349
is not getting in my cab.
652
00:26:55,350 --> 00:26:57,869
Hey, I resemble that last remark.
653
00:26:57,870 --> 00:26:58,879
Hey.
654
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,049
I'm not doing this with you right now.
655
00:27:01,050 --> 00:27:03,759
- What is it about this guy?
- [CLEARS THROAT]
656
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,389
[CLAPS, WHISTLES]
657
00:27:05,390 --> 00:27:08,959
Visiting time, sadly, is over.
658
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,889
So we're gonna have to ask you to leave.
659
00:27:11,890 --> 00:27:13,609
[FOREBODING MUSIC]
660
00:27:13,610 --> 00:27:15,729
It's time for your pills.
661
00:27:15,730 --> 00:27:17,929
We have some more questions
to ask him off-site.
662
00:27:17,930 --> 00:27:18,940
I'm sure you understand.
663
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,069
I don't think so.
664
00:27:21,070 --> 00:27:22,199
[SIGHS]
665
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,769
♪ ♪
666
00:27:24,770 --> 00:27:26,940
You eye-fucking me, Nietzsche?
667
00:27:28,450 --> 00:27:30,479
Uh, Nick?
668
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:36,119
♪ ♪
669
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:38,259
Is there a problem, young man?
670
00:27:38,260 --> 00:27:40,469
Nothing we can't handle, Herr Zimmer.
671
00:27:40,470 --> 00:27:41,839
- Oh, boy.
- You!
672
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,299
Where do you think
you're slinking off to?
673
00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:46,999
You have a show in 20 minutes.
674
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,359
[SINISTER MUSIC]
675
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:51,309
[MAN SHOUTING IN GERMAN]
676
00:27:51,310 --> 00:27:53,229
♪ ♪
677
00:27:53,230 --> 00:27:56,109
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
678
00:27:56,110 --> 00:27:58,439
♪ ♪
679
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,450
[CHANTING] Sieg Heil!
680
00:28:00,460 --> 00:28:02,860
Sieg Heil!
681
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,120
Sieg Heil!
682
00:28:05,140 --> 00:28:07,160
Sieg Heil!
683
00:28:07,180 --> 00:28:09,050
Sieg Heil!
684
00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:14,300
Well, actually, the show starts now.
685
00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:16,879
Blitzkrieg!
686
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,919
[FUNKY MUSIC]
687
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:21,929
[ELECTRONIC SCREAM]
688
00:28:21,930 --> 00:28:24,299
All right, NYPD! Nobody move!
689
00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:25,920
- Shit.
- [HOLLERS]
690
00:28:26,370 --> 00:28:27,999
[GUNSHOT]
691
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,349
Fuck!
692
00:28:29,350 --> 00:28:31,600
- Doug!
- [HOLLERS]
693
00:28:32,810 --> 00:28:33,960
[SNIFFS]
694
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:37,859
[GRUNTING]
695
00:28:37,860 --> 00:28:39,949
- [GAGGING]
- [YELPS]
696
00:28:39,950 --> 00:28:41,379
[LAUGHS]
697
00:28:41,380 --> 00:28:43,609
[GRUNTING]
698
00:28:43,610 --> 00:28:45,529
Nick!
699
00:28:45,530 --> 00:28:48,089
♪ ♪
700
00:28:48,090 --> 00:28:50,459
[SCREAMS]
701
00:28:50,460 --> 00:28:52,299
♪ ♪
702
00:28:52,300 --> 00:28:53,919
That's my witness.
703
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,999
[SCREAMING]
704
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,369
Lookit, Mer!
705
00:28:57,370 --> 00:28:59,360
His bones are so brittle!
706
00:28:59,380 --> 00:29:05,540
♪ ♪
707
00:29:10,380 --> 00:29:12,389
Ah!
708
00:29:12,390 --> 00:29:14,949
[GRUNTING]
709
00:29:14,950 --> 00:29:16,399
[GROWLING]
710
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,109
Sax, stop killing people!
711
00:29:18,110 --> 00:29:20,609
Ah, come on, Mer! They're Nazis!
712
00:29:20,610 --> 00:29:22,279
[LAUGHS]
713
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:29,419
♪ ♪
714
00:29:29,420 --> 00:29:31,449
Ouch-witz!
715
00:29:31,450 --> 00:29:38,249
♪ ♪
716
00:29:38,250 --> 00:29:41,009
[GAGGING]
717
00:29:41,010 --> 00:29:47,400
♪ ♪
718
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:49,579
[SNIFFS]
719
00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:54,429
♪ ♪
720
00:29:54,430 --> 00:29:55,829
[HOLLERS]
721
00:29:55,830 --> 00:29:58,829
[GAGGING]
722
00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:01,029
♪ ♪
723
00:30:01,030 --> 00:30:03,569
Papa never loved me.
724
00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:05,869
[GROANS]
725
00:30:05,870 --> 00:30:09,039
♪ ♪
726
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,100
Auf Wiedersehen, motherfucker.
727
00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:18,480
"Greatest generation" my ass.
728
00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:30,040
[GATE CLATTERING]
729
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:36,139
Oh, my God.
730
00:30:36,140 --> 00:30:38,189
Look at what they did to you.
731
00:30:38,190 --> 00:30:40,399
Get off of me! Get off of me!
732
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,119
[STAMMERING] Fuck!
733
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,100
Get off of me!
734
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,040
Is it true?
735
00:30:51,130 --> 00:30:52,580
What?
736
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,440
You killed all them
Russians in the toilet.
737
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:58,579
What if it is?
738
00:30:58,580 --> 00:31:00,480
[SCOFFS]
739
00:31:03,170 --> 00:31:05,839
[SIGHS]
740
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,949
It's like...
741
00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:10,929
It's like you're two different people.
742
00:31:10,930 --> 00:31:13,479
One's warm and loving.
743
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,149
The other's just...
744
00:31:15,150 --> 00:31:16,469
cold and cruel.
745
00:31:16,470 --> 00:31:18,659
No! No!
746
00:31:18,660 --> 00:31:20,519
Don't say that!
747
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,419
I'm not two different people!
748
00:31:22,420 --> 00:31:25,159
It's just me, and I am...
749
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,200
I'm Blue!
750
00:31:28,070 --> 00:31:30,529
I'm Blue!
751
00:31:30,530 --> 00:31:33,139
Orcus.
752
00:31:33,140 --> 00:31:35,440
This is...
753
00:31:35,940 --> 00:31:38,670
[GRUNTS] Ow.
754
00:31:41,050 --> 00:31:42,880
I'm sorry.
755
00:31:45,950 --> 00:31:47,420
I'm sorry.
756
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,989
[SIGHS]
757
00:31:49,990 --> 00:31:54,220
You've been so kind to me, and, um...
758
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:57,000
I've spurned you.
759
00:31:57,900 --> 00:31:59,499
You haven't, though.
760
00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:02,169
I mean, "spurned."
761
00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:04,800
- No, I spurned you.
- You really haven't.
762
00:32:06,970 --> 00:32:10,039
I've treated you unkindly, and...
763
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:13,109
[SIGHS] I'm just...
764
00:32:13,110 --> 00:32:14,820
I'm scared, Pink.
765
00:32:15,980 --> 00:32:18,400
I need you tell me that...
766
00:32:19,050 --> 00:32:21,049
[SIGHS]
767
00:32:21,050 --> 00:32:22,960
That it's me, right?
768
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,759
I'm Blue Scaramucci.
769
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:29,459
T-tell me I'm Blue Scaramucci.
770
00:32:29,460 --> 00:32:32,020
Yeah. It's you.
771
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,779
That's right.
772
00:32:35,780 --> 00:32:37,939
You're Blue.
773
00:32:37,940 --> 00:32:40,100
You're Blue Scaramucci.
774
00:32:40,110 --> 00:32:44,029
[EERIE MUSIC]
775
00:32:44,030 --> 00:32:45,689
♪ ♪
776
00:32:45,690 --> 00:32:47,609
[GROWLING]
777
00:32:47,610 --> 00:32:48,640
[WHIMPERS]
778
00:32:48,650 --> 00:32:51,699
Oh, you nasty little tart.
779
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:52,739
Go on.
780
00:32:52,740 --> 00:32:55,420
Oh, tell me, tell me.
781
00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:57,399
[HOLLERS]
782
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,719
Who am I?
783
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,679
[WHIMPERS]
784
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:05,629
♪ Ooh, Sunny ♪
785
00:33:05,630 --> 00:33:06,959
[PEPPY MUSIC]
786
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:10,029
♪ Ooh, Sunny Shine ♪
787
00:33:10,030 --> 00:33:11,379
♪ Ooh ♪
788
00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:13,169
[LAUGHING]
789
00:33:13,170 --> 00:33:17,389
Sock it to me! [WHOOPING]
790
00:33:17,390 --> 00:33:19,429
♪ ♪
791
00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:20,700
Dad, look here!
792
00:33:22,230 --> 00:33:25,300
Dad, look!
793
00:33:25,820 --> 00:33:28,789
It's Sonny Shine's original shiny mic!
794
00:33:28,790 --> 00:33:31,559
I don't know how "original" it is.
795
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,359
It says on the thing!
796
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:35,339
I mean, when I was growing up
797
00:33:35,340 --> 00:33:37,699
it was the "Dayglo Doug Power Hour."
798
00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:41,110
All this stuff is from that show.
799
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,499
I'm sure you can still
find the old clips online.
800
00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:45,749
Who likes selfies?
801
00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:47,369
- Oh, my God!
- [BOTH HOLLERING]
802
00:33:47,370 --> 00:33:49,319
Let's do this! Let's do this.
803
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:50,809
Come on. Gather around, everyone.
804
00:33:50,810 --> 00:33:53,079
Give that to me. Okay, here we are.
805
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,549
Everybody say,
806
00:33:54,550 --> 00:33:57,929
"Sonny Shine Easter Live
Bonanza Extravaganza
807
00:33:57,930 --> 00:34:00,219
With Tony Danza!"
808
00:34:00,220 --> 00:34:01,719
[ALL CHEERING]
809
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,819
All right, all right,
y'all better get going.
810
00:34:03,820 --> 00:34:07,059
The Wishee exhibit closes in
20 minutes for fumigation.
811
00:34:07,060 --> 00:34:08,839
Remember, when you post those:
812
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,500
#SonnyEaster.
813
00:34:12,060 --> 00:34:14,460
Make Easter great again!
814
00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:17,260
And a MEGA day to you, too.
815
00:34:17,300 --> 00:34:20,769
[EERIE MUSIC]
816
00:34:20,770 --> 00:34:24,739
♪ ♪
817
00:34:24,740 --> 00:34:28,619
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
818
00:34:28,620 --> 00:34:32,759
So the procedure is for a
root canal on Saturday.
819
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,549
And the payment's been made?
820
00:34:35,550 --> 00:34:37,379
- Hailey?
- Hi, Dr. Reddy.
821
00:34:37,380 --> 00:34:39,099
I need to tell my mother something.
822
00:34:39,100 --> 00:34:41,129
It's important.
823
00:34:41,130 --> 00:34:43,340
Hailey, your mother doesn't
work here anymore.
824
00:34:43,930 --> 00:34:45,729
But...
825
00:34:45,730 --> 00:34:47,599
since when?
826
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,599
A few days ago.
827
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,069
Sorry, I thought she
would have told you.
828
00:34:52,070 --> 00:34:53,609
[DARK CALLIOPE MUSIC]
829
00:34:53,610 --> 00:34:56,139
Lollipop?
830
00:34:56,140 --> 00:35:00,720
♪ ♪
831
00:35:03,780 --> 00:35:05,749
It's...
832
00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:07,079
fantastic.
833
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,100
- I knew you'd love it.
- [EXCLAIMS]
834
00:35:09,110 --> 00:35:12,639
It's like a 3D version of
the inside of my brain.
835
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:13,990
I know, right?
836
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,799
You really are on the level.
837
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,459
You said they weren't guys in suits.
838
00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:20,669
I... I'm afraid to ask, but...
839
00:35:20,670 --> 00:35:22,719
what exactly did you mean by that?
840
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:25,860
Afraid to ask, or afraid of the answer?
841
00:35:26,740 --> 00:35:29,300
You ever talk to one
of them face to face?
842
00:35:29,340 --> 00:35:31,019
Oh, uh, no.
843
00:35:31,020 --> 00:35:32,729
See, about that... they don't speak.
844
00:35:32,730 --> 00:35:34,319
- What do you mean?
- [SCOFFS]
845
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:35,920
I mean, they don't speak.
846
00:35:36,610 --> 00:35:39,239
Like Helen Keller or like a mime?
847
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:40,519
No, no, no.
848
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:43,119
No, they communicate through telepathy.
849
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,859
- Of course.
- Uh, only Sonny can hear them.
850
00:35:45,860 --> 00:35:49,459
They speak, it goes
straight into his brain.
851
00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:51,419
Don't think it would work
so well for you, but...
852
00:35:51,420 --> 00:35:53,539
[HUFFS] I'm gonna be in the kitchen.
853
00:35:53,540 --> 00:35:56,500
If you got tinfoil, I can
make Doug a new hat.
854
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,819
Who'd believe a guy
with a smile like that
855
00:36:00,820 --> 00:36:02,540
could be so evil?
856
00:36:03,570 --> 00:36:04,679
[SIGHS]
857
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,909
What, that Mr. Pussy Pants is a bad guy?
858
00:36:06,910 --> 00:36:09,919
- Welcome to the party.
- I couldn't believe it.
859
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,749
Me and Hailey used to... [SIGHS]
860
00:36:12,750 --> 00:36:15,059
But I guess that's all over now.
861
00:36:15,060 --> 00:36:16,599
It's like you said, Nick.
862
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,159
People change. Everything changes.
863
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,340
Uh, that's right. That goes for me, too.
864
00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:24,099
Try and knock me off the... [STAMMERING]
865
00:36:24,100 --> 00:36:26,499
Try and knock me off the wagon.
866
00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:27,909
Will of iron, pal.
867
00:36:27,910 --> 00:36:29,999
She ain't gonna be happy
868
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,399
until I've broken every promise
to Amanda and the kid.
869
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,469
And for what, huh?
870
00:36:34,470 --> 00:36:36,519
On a wild goose chase
871
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,199
with some incontinent Kraut-dog
872
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,589
who thinks Sasquatch killed Biggie.
873
00:36:41,590 --> 00:36:43,720
What are we gonna do, Nick?
874
00:36:45,350 --> 00:36:47,539
Well, for now, I'm gonna
get this jelly open.
875
00:36:47,540 --> 00:36:49,919
I mean about Sunny
and... and the Wishees.
876
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,179
Doug says...
877
00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:53,689
Let me tell you something.
878
00:36:53,690 --> 00:36:56,519
Being a grown-up means
you've gotta learn
879
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,499
that heroism comes in a
lot of different forms,
880
00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:02,769
one of them being not being a hero.
881
00:37:02,770 --> 00:37:04,199
Capische? [GRUNTS]
882
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,900
Nick, you don't really believe that.
883
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,639
This is what I believe in.
884
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,779
Being there for that kid.
885
00:37:14,780 --> 00:37:17,399
Trying to give her some
kind of normal life
886
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:18,999
after everything she has been through.
887
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,259
And, you know, we got too
many freaks in leotards
888
00:37:22,260 --> 00:37:25,019
in our lives for my taste.
889
00:37:25,020 --> 00:37:26,680
Fuck them all.
890
00:37:27,930 --> 00:37:29,219
I killed it.
891
00:37:29,220 --> 00:37:31,740
[WISHEE SCREECHING]
892
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:32,759
I know I did.
893
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,439
Nothing bleeds that much and walks away.
894
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,299
But when I went back, it was gone.
895
00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:39,119
Something moved the body.
896
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,499
I had a feeling the place
would be wiped clean
897
00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:43,940
before forensics got there.
What they don't know
898
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:47,699
is I took some of whatever it was
899
00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:49,379
that came out of that thing.
900
00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:51,719
You have its blood? Where is it?
901
00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:55,319
Well, I had it in here under a lamp.
902
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,879
Then it started moving, like
it was trying to get out.
903
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,379
No, no, no. You're
supposed to keep it cold.
904
00:38:00,380 --> 00:38:01,659
I figured that.
905
00:38:01,660 --> 00:38:04,169
I put it in a jelly jar, I
stuck it in the fridge.
906
00:38:04,170 --> 00:38:07,540
[SINISTER MUSIC]
907
00:38:09,470 --> 00:38:11,919
Oh, man, I needed that.
908
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,079
I tell you I got a blood sugar thing?
909
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:17,070
[STOMACH GURGLING]
910
00:38:22,730 --> 00:38:24,699
[GROANING]
911
00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:28,600
♪ ♪
912
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,549
[GRUNTS]
913
00:38:30,550 --> 00:38:32,619
♪ ♪
914
00:38:32,620 --> 00:38:33,659
[GOOFY GRUNTING]
915
00:38:33,660 --> 00:38:36,459
[GASPS, GROANS]
916
00:38:36,460 --> 00:38:38,940
Sweet boneless Jesus.
917
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,359
[FARTING, LIQUID GURGLING]
918
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,839
[GAGS, GROANS]
919
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,199
This is Captain Turdwell.
920
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,939
We are experiencing
uncontrollable explosive thrust
921
00:38:48,940 --> 00:38:50,069
in both engines!
922
00:38:50,070 --> 00:38:52,379
Prepare for water landing!
923
00:38:52,380 --> 00:38:54,579
How about a courtesy flush?
924
00:38:54,580 --> 00:38:57,919
[FARTING, LIQUID GURGLING]
925
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,679
Whoo!
926
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,349
[LAUGHS]
927
00:39:01,350 --> 00:39:04,049
[INHUMAN SCREECHING]
928
00:39:04,050 --> 00:39:10,620
♪ ♪
929
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,099
Ow!
930
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:14,469
♪ ♪
931
00:39:14,470 --> 00:39:15,909
[BABBLES]
932
00:39:15,910 --> 00:39:23,560
♪ ♪
933
00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:29,139
Sax!
934
00:39:29,140 --> 00:39:30,899
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
935
00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:32,349
[HOLLERING]
936
00:39:32,350 --> 00:39:35,229
Go back to hell!
[HOLLERING INDISTINCTLY]
937
00:39:35,230 --> 00:39:38,359
[CREATURE SHRIEKING]
938
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,589
[HOLLERS]
939
00:39:40,590 --> 00:39:44,160
[PANTING]
940
00:39:47,930 --> 00:39:51,249
[OMINOUS RUMBLING, GURGLING]
941
00:39:51,250 --> 00:39:53,739
[YELPS]
942
00:39:53,740 --> 00:39:57,639
♪ ♪
943
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,409
[HOLLERING]
944
00:39:59,410 --> 00:40:01,849
[GROANS]
945
00:40:01,850 --> 00:40:06,160
[BOTH SHRIEKING]
946
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:22,869
You must be Rin Tin Tikki Tavi
947
00:40:22,870 --> 00:40:24,719
walking in here.
948
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:26,499
If I can forgive you
949
00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:28,939
sending six of your chums in to kill me,
950
00:40:28,940 --> 00:40:31,209
then surely...
951
00:40:31,210 --> 00:40:32,609
surely...
952
00:40:32,610 --> 00:40:35,159
you can forgive me for merely...
953
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,160
drowning them all in the toilet.
954
00:40:38,260 --> 00:40:41,149
Besides, I'm here to make you an offer
955
00:40:41,150 --> 00:40:45,400
that you simply cannot refuse.
956
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:49,790
There are those that would
give their right hand
957
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,320
to work with me.
958
00:40:51,330 --> 00:40:54,699
Just because you talk
like Liam Neeson...
959
00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:56,199
[CLICKS TONGUE]
960
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,729
This does not make you Liam Neeson.
961
00:40:58,730 --> 00:41:00,380
[CHUCKLES]
962
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,020
In ages past, it was customary
963
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,849
to sacrifice black sheep in my name.
964
00:41:05,850 --> 00:41:07,769
And then...
965
00:41:07,770 --> 00:41:10,349
should make a lovely, big pot of stew.
966
00:41:10,350 --> 00:41:12,479
Not unlike this one.
967
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,529
[MELLOW WIND MUSIC]
968
00:41:15,530 --> 00:41:19,689
♪ ♪
969
00:41:19,690 --> 00:41:22,070
[SPEAKING RUSSIAN] _
970
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,780
_
971
00:41:28,030 --> 00:41:29,700
_
972
00:41:30,830 --> 00:41:33,360
_
973
00:41:34,140 --> 00:41:35,960
_
974
00:41:37,050 --> 00:41:38,859
Maybe you young pioneers
975
00:41:38,860 --> 00:41:40,619
are more familiar with the Bible
976
00:41:40,620 --> 00:41:42,779
than you are with the Roman texts.
977
00:41:42,780 --> 00:41:44,579
♪ ♪
978
00:41:44,580 --> 00:41:46,249
Yeah?
979
00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:49,449
For example...
980
00:41:49,450 --> 00:41:52,349
"He who fails to find me
981
00:41:52,350 --> 00:41:54,949
injures himself."
982
00:41:54,950 --> 00:41:56,359
[MUSIC DARKENS]
983
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:58,040
The fuck?
984
00:41:59,330 --> 00:42:02,729
"And if your hand should
cause you to sin... "
985
00:42:02,730 --> 00:42:04,669
♪ ♪
986
00:42:04,670 --> 00:42:06,769
"Cut it off.
987
00:42:06,770 --> 00:42:08,840
Throw it away."
988
00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:12,669
[HOLLERING]
989
00:42:12,670 --> 00:42:14,579
♪ ♪
990
00:42:14,580 --> 00:42:16,719
And what is that other verse?
991
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:17,929
Oh, yes. [BABBLES]
992
00:42:17,930 --> 00:42:20,349
"Beware of the dogs,
993
00:42:20,350 --> 00:42:23,019
"beware of the evil workers... "
994
00:42:23,020 --> 00:42:25,309
[DISHES CLATTERING]
995
00:42:25,310 --> 00:42:29,349
"And beware of false circumcision."
996
00:42:29,350 --> 00:42:32,089
[GROANING, WHIMPERING]
997
00:42:32,090 --> 00:42:34,500
[SCREAMING]
998
00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:38,359
[SPEAKING RUSSIAN] _
999
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:40,399
[KNIVES CLATTER]
1000
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,259
_
1001
00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:45,519
Now, here's the Bible
almost repeating itself,
1002
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,890
but not quite, and the
difference is crucial.
1003
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:52,580
"If your eye... causes you to sin... "
1004
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,929
Eat shit, demon!
1005
00:42:55,930 --> 00:42:57,249
"Tear it out.
1006
00:42:57,250 --> 00:42:58,879
Throw it away."
1007
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,259
[SCREAMING]
1008
00:43:01,260 --> 00:43:04,099
♪ ♪
1009
00:43:04,100 --> 00:43:07,939
I am so taken by you guys.
1010
00:43:07,940 --> 00:43:09,469
I really, really am.
1011
00:43:09,470 --> 00:43:10,689
I walked in here
1012
00:43:10,690 --> 00:43:12,019
and immediately I'm saying to myself,
1013
00:43:12,020 --> 00:43:13,299
"Oh, yes, yes.
1014
00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:16,739
Here are some proper nasty boys."
1015
00:43:16,740 --> 00:43:20,059
My name is Orcus.
1016
00:43:20,060 --> 00:43:21,860
♪ ♪
1017
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,980
Orcus.
1018
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:30,619
Anything?
1019
00:43:30,620 --> 00:43:32,979
Uh, as far as the residents go,
1020
00:43:32,980 --> 00:43:35,120
they're practically dead to begin with.
1021
00:43:36,090 --> 00:43:37,850
Well... [SIGHS]
1022
00:43:37,860 --> 00:43:40,760
We're nowhere on who took
the tape collection.
1023
00:43:43,630 --> 00:43:46,849
But I think I might have a bead...
1024
00:43:46,850 --> 00:43:49,309
on who took Dayglo Doug.
1025
00:43:49,310 --> 00:43:52,609
A terrorist?
1026
00:43:52,610 --> 00:43:54,809
Shine's gonna want to see this.
1027
00:43:54,810 --> 00:43:58,890
[FOREBODING MUSIC]
1028
00:43:58,900 --> 00:44:01,499
[KEYPAD BEEPING]
1029
00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:03,869
[DEVICE WHIRRING]
1030
00:44:03,870 --> 00:44:04,979
[DOOR BEEPS]
1031
00:44:04,980 --> 00:44:08,289
♪ ♪
1032
00:44:08,290 --> 00:44:11,369
[INHUMAN SCREECHING]
1033
00:44:11,370 --> 00:44:18,520
♪ ♪
1034
00:44:24,850 --> 00:44:27,479
[EERIE GURGLING]
1035
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:34,860
♪ ♪
1036
00:44:45,430 --> 00:44:47,860
Mm.
1037
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:54,590
Mom?
1038
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:55,790
Oh.
1039
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,409
Hi, sweetheart.
1040
00:44:57,410 --> 00:44:59,500
You're home a little late.
1041
00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:03,540
Yeah, work was kind of a madhouse.
1042
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,499
It's the busiest time of the
year down at the clinic.
1043
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:09,639
Few months after Valentine's.
1044
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,389
Now, how was your day?
1045
00:45:12,390 --> 00:45:14,440
How was school?
1046
00:45:18,540 --> 00:45:20,819
Make any new friends?
1047
00:45:20,820 --> 00:45:23,069
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
1048
00:45:23,070 --> 00:45:25,469
Maybe one.
1049
00:45:25,470 --> 00:45:28,119
♪ ♪
1050
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:33,120
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