[Happy] Previously on Happy...
-Huh? -[laughs] You can see me!
What the hell?
I ain’t your imaginary friend! I don’t even want to think what that'd look like.
I am Hailey’s imaginary friend.
Gotcha!
It’s really you... Sonny Shine.
[screams]
[Amanda] Where is she?
[Sonny] You should stop by my tower. I can’t speak to her frame of mind.
This is evil! They can’t get away with this!
They can, but not forever.
If Mikey give Orcus to Blue, all is lost.
Yes! Yes! That’s why we must stop him!
-[breathes heavily] -[screams]
[grunting and screeching]
[roaring and grunting]
I’m hungry.
Why do you have to go?
You’re growing up. You’ll forget all about that silly horse.
See, the thing about imaginary friends is,
we’re kind of supposed to help out the person who needs us the most.
-Here it comes. -Yeah, it is.
Here comes the fun!
-Oh, boy, here it comes. [retches] -Are you ready?
[splashing]
[breathes heavily] Please, please, help. Dear God.
Lord Jesus Christ. Please, please, help.
-[nuns sob] -[whispered] Lord Jesus Christ.
[indistinct chattering and sobbing]
Lord Jesus Christ...
[low chattering and sobbing]
Please bless me, Jesus Christ. Please, dear holy one.
[nuns murmuring] Jesus Christ...
Don’t be afraid.
Heaven waits for us.
We’ll all die together.
[sobbing]
Lord Jesus Christ.
[sobbing and murmured prayers]
[relieved gasps]
["Dominique" by the Singing Nun plays]
["Dominique" continues, people screaming]
["Dominique" continues, nun pants and grunts]
[groans]
[grunting and yelling]
[both scream]
[whimpers]
[hard kicks, screaming]
[screaming]
[grunting and yelling]
[both yell and scream]
-[yelling] -[hard punch]
[exhausted panting]
[yells]
[anxious breathing]
[gasps]
[bleeping]
[bleeping gets faster]
[whimpers and pants]
[screams]
[crowd yell and scream]
[very fast bleeping]
[screaming and yelling]
-[very fast bleeping] -[grunts]
[explosion]
[very fast bleeping]
-[gasps] -[distant explosions]
-[fast bleeping resumes] -[gasps]
[panicked sobs]
[explosions, sobbing, "Dominique" resumes]
-[people screaming] -[distant explosions]
-[she screams] -[sirens blare]
[Sax snores]
[intermittent snoring continues throughout]
[hooves knock in excitement, snoring]
["Friday" by Rebecca Black plays]
♪ Got to be fresh, got to go downstairs Got to have my bowl, got to have cereal ♪
-[Sax grunts] -[Happy squeaks]
[gasps]
Top o' the morning to you, partner!
Oh, fuck off.
We're getting our act together, Nick!
No more drinking! No more illegal narcotics!
-No more whoring! -[grunts]
[hairdryer]
And most of all, no more filling chumps full of hot lead!
["Friday" continues]
[hairdryer]
[grunts]
[burps]
Boy, Nick, your breath sure is fresh.
I don't miss the old us at all, Nick!
You're doing super, and Hailey's gonna be so proud of you!
[watch bleeps]
-[horn toots] -Hey! Hey!
-I'm walking here! -[taxi driver] Move!
-I'm walking here! -Hey, get out of the way!
Hey! Up yours, buddy!
[exhales] I’m Deandra and I'm, um...
Uh...
-Uh, I'm a... Um... -[china clatters]
-I'm a... -[liquid pumps]
[loud chomping]
Let her rip, sis!
You’re only as sick as your secrets. That's what I always say.
[Deandra] Uh...
[gasps] Nick, bear claw!
[chuckling as a Frenchman] Ho-ho!
Are you even signed up?
He's just here for the coffee.
This place is depressing, Nick. I'm so glad you've evolved
into such a total Zen wizard master of your darker impulses.
Evolved, huh? Hm. Goddamn right. Evolved!
[Sax pants and mutters]
So thirsty.
[chimpanzee chatter]
I'm thirsty.
-[chimpanzee screeching] -I’m so thirsty.
Now, Nick. You promised.
[chimp chatter climaxes then stops]
You've been coming down with a cold for two months, Nick.
Why I need the good stuff, Hap.
What you need is a big glass of OJ,
a bowl of chicken soup and a nice, warm blanket.
OJ did it. Don't you read the news?
Okay, we’re good.
-[man] Bike lane, moron! -[bell rings]
[Sax mutters] Moron?
[screams]
[engine revs]
[screams]
-[bell rings] -Dickhead!
Your imagination is a pretty effed-up place to live, Nick, you know that, right?
Mm? Huh.
Oh!
Hallelujah, my little blue asshole. Guess what time it is.
[school bell rings]
-Meat tenderizer. -What?
Powdered form right there in the herbs and spices section.
Gets the blood out of cotton underwear.
-[woman] You shitting on me? -I stand before you shitless.
[woman] Seasoned or unseasoned?
Depends on how spicy you like it down there!
[scandalized laughter]
What's wrong with your kid?
What's wrong with your face?
Till next time, you all be safe. Remember to lock down them stroller wheels, huh?
Hey, kiddo. Um, 3:00. You ready to, um...
The teacher wants to talk to you.
What'd I do?
Ms. Palm.
Please, have a seat.
I've heard so much about you
that if I'd known we were meeting, I’d have brought an apple. [chuckles]
-[Ms. Palm] I'll get right to the point. -Good.
We all understand that Hailey has been through a very traumatic experience.
I took care of that. Ha!
[pops lips and grunts]
You're doing the thing.
Uh, surely, as a former police officer, you understand it's not that simple.
The last two months have seen a series of incidents.
School property broken.
A campaign of psychological harassment against the staff...
-Psychological harassment? -Hailey would never do that!
Shut your nozzle.
I know, you know, my daughter. She would never do anything like that.
-You know, I've met Ms. Hansen. -Well?
I can't imagine where Hailey could've acquired this anti-authoritarian attitude.
Maybe the problem here is that she’s not being offered
a pr... a proper creative outlet.
A creative outlet?
You take me, for example. I had my issues at school.
If it hadn’t been for extracurricular activities...
who knows how I would've wound up?
I understand you've had a change of employment recently.
What's that have to do with the price of ass?
-Dad! -Instability in the home
-can lead to changes in behavior. -Instability? What are you talking about?
I drive a cab. There’s nothing more stable than that.
-That's a good job, right? -Wow!
I haven’t taken an actual cab in years.
I mean, do you mean Uber?
-Yeah. What? What's Uber? -Oh, God.
Who asked you? It's an app, I knew that.
I am not going to sit here and tolerate someone casting aspersions on my daughter.
I don't suppose you have any evidence to back up these wild claims?
Would you care to review the security-camera tapes with me?
They're HD.
I know your kind.
Dad, no.
I've been fighting you my whole life, with your Birkenstocks, avocado toast,
five college degrees that ain't worth the paper "du toilet" that they're printed on,
looking down your nose at us poor slobs like Queen Shit on Dick Mountain.
Well, let me tell you something.
If that's the way it's gonna be around here,
then screw this school, 'cause she's better off someplace else.
Do you know what the real crime is,
what makes me want to fall to my knees and weep?
You let down your hair, put on a little bit of lipstick, you wouldn't be half bad.
Nick! Sensitivity!
This meeting was intended as a wakeup call.
But taking into account her... situation,
perhaps Hailey needs more attention and help than we're equipped to provide.
-What kind of frame job is this? -Dad, I did it.
I did it. I broke the windows.
I did the psychological harassment.
It was me.
[sighs]
Every kid’s got problems.
And we need to learn to solve those problems constructively,
using sensible, adult techniques,
like discussion, negotiation...
compromise.
Compromise?
[bell tolls and monks chant]
Let's face it.
Easter sucks.
[upbeat disco music plays]
Hey, you've got the IP. Don't get me wrong.
Jesus H. Christ, resurrected from the dead...
It don't get sexier than that.
What have you done with it?
Colored eggs? The Easter Bunny?
I mean, I like marshmallow Peeps as much as the next guy.
I ate... I ate a whole bag on the flight out.
But come on! Easter?
It’s the Alzheimer's-ravaged, mother-in-law of holidays.
Tolerated...
not...
celebrated.
That's why I'm here.
I'm sure you're familiar with my work, my legacy.
My status as beloved global icon to children of all ages.
What I'm offering you today is a chance to be a part
of the biggest holiday rebranding of all time.
-I'm talking four quadrants. -[inspirational music plays]
I'm talking mass marketing.
Walmart wars.
Easter presents.
Easter carols.
Chocolate Wishees instead of those horny pagan fertility bunnies.
A multi-trillion-dollar holiday bonanza to rival Christmas itself!
Nuns exploding on Fifth Avenue!
Tragic, yes.
But this can work to our advantage.
Everyone’s talking about Easter for the first time
since Mel Gibson struck box-office gold telling your story.
The war on Easter is real!
And we can win it!
We're gonna...
"Make Easter Great Again."
For the first time.
Now, I can do it with you or without you.
It’s the 20-teens. The holidays ain't just for believers anymore.
But I'm here... at your... feet.
[loud kiss]
I want you on board, big fella.
I want your brand front and center for the big rollout.
Starting quarterback for Team Sonny.
What do you say, Pope Daddy?
I like it.
[chuckles]
[theme tune to The Magnificent Seven plays]
No, no. Uh...
[mutters]
Wow.
Just... wow.
[splash in toilet]
Little Blues.
You were amazing last night.
[buzzer]
[Russian accent] Look, it's blue rat... like in movie.
[rodent-like chitter]
You know you are a dead man, blue rat.
I just hope it's me who gets...
-[grunts] -Agh!
I ain’t no rat, you Bolshevik asshole!
Get off! Ah!
[rustling]
What is that? What is... What is that?
-[grunts] -[rustling]
[grunts and groans]
[men laughing]
[Trotsky] A present from the bug.
-[upbeat music] -♪ Sonny! ♪
♪ Sonny Shine! ♪
♪ Sonny! ♪
[man] Amanda, are you all right?
-I'm sorry, Doctor. I'm fine. -Right.
It's just... is there something else we can put on?
-[boy laughs] -Why? Kids love Sonny.
Hey, right? Huh? Huh? You see?
[Doctor] ♪ Sonny, Sonny, Sonny, rock 'n' roll ♪
♪ Rock 'n' roll ♪
I'm sorry.
Okay. I got this.
[Sax] Well, here she is, safe and sound.
What happened?
I told you she was good, Nick.
You know how you're always saying we got a one-in-a-million kid?
And you’re not getting any argument from me.
Kid’s got a personality, like she's a superstar.
Brightest star in the sky.
And sometimes, the other stars, you know, who ain't so bright,
-they may feel a little intimidated-- -Ms. Palm wanted to talk to you or Dad.
-She got Dad. -Oh, no.
Our little Hailey got singled out for behavior
that any other kid with a backbone would have...
This Ms. Palm character,
I mean, she presents us with all these trumped-up charges,
totally unsubstantiated.
And I stepped forward like, you know, any good father would, naturally.
-If you're looking for someone to blame... -I don't have to look very far.
-No. Now, tell her. Tell her. -Dad got me kicked out of school.
She set off the fire alarms.
Wait for me over there.
Snitches get stitches.
You... outside.
I haven't seen Amanda this disappointed
since you let me out of the pillowcase last New Year's
and your giggle pole was...
What happened on New Year's stays on New Year’s.
All right.
All right?
This child's been through a nightmare, Nick.
We all have. We're kidding ourselves if we think it hasn't affected her.
-Man, she's a tough little hombre. -She's a child, Nick.
And she's seen things no child should have to see.
Maybe this is exactly what she needs.
You've noticed this place runs 40,000 a year?
Boy, we must've spent a gajillion hours in here,
playing with all the toys, the games, the...
Waiting for Amanda to get done with work.
But I guess we're all grown out of that stuff, aren't we?
[Hubble] I thought about trying the whole nun thing once.
-The vows, the habit. -[Ace] I thought you were Jewish.
Well, that's the thing.
Like to see you stick to a vow of celibacy!
[purrs like a cat]
[barks like a dog]
[bark]
So, you said you were drugged.
And when you woke up, you were fitted with the latest in ISIS fashion.
Witnesses say you and your sisters were running around like headless chickens,
looking for something.
He told us there was a device...
hidden in an egg.
So, you're saying this was an Easter-egg hunt?
Ugh! Never was a fan.
See, Christmas, they put presents where you can find them.
-That's what I'm talking about. -Yes.
An Easter-egg hunt.
He said... He said...
Come on, spit it out.
The device would detonate the vest closest to it and the others would be safe.
Oh, I see. So, you thought you were sacrificing yourself for the others.
-[Ace] Got us a Good Samaritan, Hubble. -Ought to canonize this one.
Funny thing is, the opposite happened.
You were saved and the others...
Boosh!
Guess it was your lucky day.
-No! I wanted to die. -[Hubble] No one said you didn't.
[Ace] Ease up, Julie Andrews.
We'll never know, on account of everyone else who was there
was just power-washed off the streets by a sanitation crew.
Well, now,
that's not entirely true.
No. No, don't make me talk about him.
Come on. Don't be shy.
He just blew up all your little scissor sisters.
You want us to catch the son of a gun, don't ya?
[sobs softly]
He said...
Who said?
[sobs]
The bunny.
[sobs]
Black, like licorice...
and terrible, big, biting teeth.
[pants] And big, floppy ears.
And the eye...
the pink bunny eye.
The kids will wait here until you sound the horn,
then the curtain drops and they run out to the Easter Meadow.
I cannot believe Good Morning America is blue-balling us.
-I'm Scooter freakin' Sterling. -Junior, they know.
They still might come through.
The Times article had an impact, but you can still expect a successful--
With that hack job? Are you kidding me? We raised $8 million for inner-city kids.
They can't expect every penny to actually go to the, you know...
-The kids. -Yeah.
-Right. The Foundation does have expenses. -You're damn right it does.
Well, they did get to keep the candy.
I gotta take care of something. You can hold down the fort?
-Yep. -Okay.
Yeah.
You're Scooter fucking Sterling, baby.
And you're about to get your "D" Sed.
Oh, yeah, very sexy lighting.
I like the mood in here.
It's getting the blood flow down to my D-ock.
Oh, hi!
You look fantastic.
[inhales] What the hell's the matter with you?
Okay, you're freaked out. I get it.
Good news, that's my thing. Is this like a game thing we're going to play?
Okay, a little trauma play.
You're scared. I'm strong.
Couple of ground rules for me off the bat. One, I like a lot of teeth down there.
Two, my safe word is Tallahassee.
[yells and grunts]
So here we are.
-It's so light and bright. -Right?
It's time to settle down in a real family home.
Oh, this place has family all over it. [chuckles]
Speaking of which, state law requires me to disclose
certain things about the property before we continue.
A few months before listing, this property was the site of a triple homicide.
Young couple, about your age
and their mother-in-law visiting from Boston. The intruder...
-Intruder? -...was on PCP,
tripping balls, dick, all of it.
Butchered them like cattle.
They were found in this open-concept kitchen,
which I'm sure you'll agree is super cute.
It is nice.
Built-in coffee maker?
A lot of folks might not want a property with this type of history.
But on the upside, statistically speaking,
the odds of something like that ever happening again
in the exact same location...
close to zero.
Well, it is a real bargain for this neighborhood.
And between you and me, I think the seller will move a little.
And like she says, a place that's been broken into once, it's not likely that--
-[toilet flushes] -[squeals]
Those self-flushing toilets.
I... I'm going to get that taken care of.
You guys love the place.
We'll talk, yeah? I'll call you.
-Self-flushing? -Yeah.
-Wow! -It's amazing technology.
Jesus Christ! Nick!
[squeaks]
-A little privacy here! -What are you doing here?
You need to calm down!
-[water bubbles] -Oh! Oh! I can never unsee it!
Calm down, Nick? This is my job.
Are you stalking me?
Oh, great. Her again.
What? No. I mean, I wouldn't call it that.
I was at the bus shelter. I look down, who do I see?
Merry McCarthy, Realtor. I must've been sitting on your face for ten minutes.
All right, that's it. Out of the tub.
It was you, the squatter in the condo on North Sixth.
I should've recognized that smell.
That was a nice place. A little transitional for my taste, but very nice.
Oh, Jesus!
Oh, it's not like something you haven't seen before.
Don't remind me.
Please promise me you will destroy this thing
by fire before contamination spreads.
Oh, there it is.
Damn it, Sax, this is not okay.
You can't screw this up for me!
I got Hailey a couple days a month.
I mean, I just need a place where she can sleep in a nice bed,
that's clean and, you know, someplace normal.
How's a guy like me supposed to afford a place like that?
Your problem was never making money. It was drinking it and snorting it.
Yeah, well, you're looking at the new Nick Sax.
I'm clean...
Ish.
Six weeks.
-Sax... -Yeah.
-Not so high and mighty now, are we? -I just want her to be proud of me, Mer.
I'm getting back on my feet.
I'll clean up before I go.
You ever think about what happened?
Oh... that.
Why would I? We won.
Did we?
Well, you know, Hailey's had her ups and downs, but she's all right.
And she's way more than I deserve, so, yeah, we did.
You ever think about going after Sonny Shine?
Nick, you don't seriously believe that Sonny Shine had anything to do with--
Moved on, Mer. The way I look at it, the world is full of cockroaches.
-That's more the rule than the exception. -[blows]
You squash one, what the hell does that get you?
Thousands more just like him behind every wall... even these.
-This really is a new you. -Yeah.
How about you?
Well! You can see I've moved on.
Yeah, I mean, I find that outfit, uh...
hot, strangely.
I don’t know. You know what I don’t understand, though?
Why didn’t you put up more of a fight for your badge?
It's no fight when the fix is in, Sax. You know that.
Blue had half the department on the take when he went down.
Somehow IA concludes I’m the only rotten banana in the bunch.
One way to look at it.
You had it coming is another.
So that's it, huh?
Keep our heads down. Take it day by day. Hope trouble doesn't come looking for us.
Sure.
Seems like neither of us was cut out to be a cop.
Your cookies suck.
You’ve got shit on your face.
Sonny's not a cockroach.
I don't believe it and neither does Hailey.
♪ He's the man in the Rainbow Castle A friend to you and... ♪
Huh?
-[gasps softly] Nick! -[Sax] Yeah, what is it?
Uh...
Nothing.
[door buzzer]
[chattering and baby cries in background]
Blue, it's great to see you.
In here, I mean.
-An angel of grace and light, as usual. -Cut the shit, brother.
-I'm here to tell you something. -Oh?
I'm here to tell you about the nightmares you've been having.
I sleep like a little pink baby.
About the blackouts. About the things that you can't remember.
Oh, there's a perfect reason...
-[sniffs] -[clicking]
[breathes heavily] What's that sound?
Nothing in the world is going to bring back my sweet Mikey,
but, believe me, I'm going to take a lifetime's worth of satisfaction
in knowing that the last great thing he did on this Earth
was to screw you over.
-[clicking continues] -Mikey? No.
Mikey gave me the password.
There was no password, you moron.
Mikey carried an ancient spirit, an evil thing.
Passed from the old Don to you, like a virus, like AIDS.
I know what a virus is, Isa.
[clicking continues]
[frustrated gasp]
-Do you hear that sound? -[clicking continues]
There's something living in your mind, Blue.
-[clicking] -You can feel it, can't you?
Scratching in the dark, trying to get out?
[distant squeal]
[breathes heavily]
[British accent] Isabella. Isabella.
It’s a name of Hebrew origin, did you know?
It means "devoted to God".
Beautiful name. Devout.
Why are you talking like Madonna?
[British accent] Come closer.
I need to tell you a secret.
Something about Mikey, something even his mother didn’t know.
And who is this vision?
You don't know who I am...
but I know who you are, Orcus, god of death.
You been passing down through for ages, from Scaramucci to Scaramucci.
[speaks Italian]
How many times have you passed from body to body?
[British accent] More than I can count with all my fingers, with all my toes.
But this time it was different.
The transfer was corrupted.
It is like when you unplug your device before the update is complete.
Two lousy souls sharing one pasty, white body.
And you will be living in that prison, in that body, forever.
Bella, Orcus lives in our bloodline.
We don't need Blue.
[slam]
Let me enter you.
-Let me come inside you. -Um...
Let me leave this graceless, flaccid sack of flesh behind.
Together, you and I will rule.
That will never happen.
Don't be so sure, harridan.
She's the last of the Scaramucci.
With Isabella dead, you will have no escape.
Yeah, so suck it. Wait, what?
-[screeches] -[screaming]
[Isa screams]
[yelling and screaming]
Never be free. [wild laughter]
Never be free!
-[Isa groans] -[screaming]
[Assunta mutters and yells]
[Assunta cackles]
[panicked chatter]
-[Assunta] You will never be free! Never! -[panicked chatter]
40k a year. Them sisters ought to be wearing masks.
What the hell is wrong with public school?
Plenty of good Americans went to public school. Right?
Lincoln?
Einstein?
Oprah?
Supposed to make that kind of money driving a cab.
-[gibbers as Ms. Palm] Uber! -[horns toot]
I'm taking out the trash. That's what I'm good at.
And by trash, I mean people who need to get whacked.
You promised. No whacking.
How can anyone keep their head above water
in this stinking town without killing people?
Um, right here is good.
-I thought you said uptown. -Did I?
There you go, buddy. Get that paper.
You see that? Get that money.
[woman screams in distance]
[Sax] I don't know, Hap.
Maybe California ain't lookin' so bad.
Uh, Nick, can I ask you something?
-Something personal. -[door opens]
-Who's this asshole? -Shit. Shit. Shit.
-Yeah. Well, the world's full of it, pal. -[sighs]
So you got a particular destination in mind, or what?
Listen, you look like a can-do kind of guy.
Hear that all the time.
I need a girl... for a party. My date ran just off on me.
I don’t want to look like an asshole showing up alone.
Yeah. Well, you know, got to tell you, that ain’t really my line.
-It's a party, man. -Look, pal.
I realize I may not give off the rosiest first impression.
But I'm not sure where you'd arrive at the rather presumptuous notion--
I'll give you a thousand bucks if you find me a girl. Hm?
-[man] You're a lifesaver, bro. -I am.
-[sighs] -I really am.
So, I’m assuming there's gonna be other girls at this party.
Yeah, of course, baby. [chuckles]
If you don't mind me asking, what's your blood type?
[Sax grunts]
[man] Yeah, this is it.
Wow, Sax. Really owe you for this one.
Excuse me for trying to throw a friend a bone.
-We're friends, Nick? -All right. Look, you heard the guy.
It's a party. A little conversation, a little dancing.
Oh, God, can't I just blow everyone and be done with it?
Really?
Is romance really that dead?
Now, I'm not saying there's anything, uh, untoward about this situation,
but should anything arise that, uh, involves certain acts of an adult nature,
-we should negotiate some consideration. -Why are you talking like that?
-20 percent. -Ten.
-15. -Did you bring a calculator?
All right, ten.
[man laughs]
-This is her? -[man] What? Yeah.
Seems legit.
What, no music?
-[music] -There you go.
["We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off" by Jermaine Stewart plays]
-You changing into this. -Costumes, that's fun.
Maybe I ought to stick around, make sure everything's okay.
Just wait for me outside.
What the fuck you looking at?
Sax, would you please just get the hell out of here and let me do my job?
You're making everything weird.
[silent]
I'm making it weird?
[music continues]
I'm making it weird!
Why do things have to change, Nick?
Oh, the big questions, huh?
What brought that on?
[sniffs and sighs]
Look, Hap.
Can't fight it.
The rain gutters are stuffed with poor suckers
who thought they could hang on to the way it was.
Change is inevitable.
Then why haven't you changed that shirt in three weeks?
Hap, you want to make yourself useful?
[gasps] Of course I do!
Fly your tiny, little blue ass up into that party. Take a look around.
Tell me if there's anything funny going on.
Like, funny ha-ha?
No, the other kind.
Guys... even for me, this is fucked up.
-Nick! -Sweet Jesus!
That's the silliest kind of party I ever saw, Nick.
There's a big bathtub full of ice, but no sodas in it,
and a yellow guy in the back hooked up to a giant juice box.
What do you mean, yellow? Like Chinese?
Nick, that's offensive!
I mean, yellow like a pineapple Popsicle.
[groans]
[Sax yells]
Up, up. Spill on aisle three.
Look, I'm as open-minded as anyone, more so, as a point of fact.
But I think we can all agree, this is no one's idea of a party.
Yo, taxi driver, get the fuck out of here.
You talking to me?
Yeah. Now, look, let's not get carried away.
All right, I think that we find ourselves in a, uh, bit of a pickle.
But I know that we can, uh... find a way
to solve our problems, you know, constructively, using, uh...
sensible, adult techniques such as discussion...
and negotiation and compromise.
[grunts]
[crash, squelch]
-Um... -[thug groans]
Uh...
That wasn't my fault.
-He's gonna be fine. -[groaning]
Yeah, you're good.
You know, more accidents happen in the workplace...
-[groans] -You're gonna be fine, here.
Oh! Oh, boy.
[gags]
I mean, all right, look, but he came at me.
All he had to do was let go of the ax and he would've been fine.
I mean, this is a compliment. Uh.
-Nick! -Ah!
-Whoa! -[grunts]
-[grunting] -[sliding sounds]
[grunting and yelling]
[sliding sounds]
[groans]
[exhales and grunts]
Oh, cheeseburgers.
-[sliding sound] -[grunts]
[groans]
[Sax] Son of a bitch.
[grunts]
It's nothing personal, pal. This is just for your own good.
Got to consider it like timeout.
Hey, fedora, Look, you guys are gonna get hurt.
Let's just everyone... [deep breath] Right?
-[groans] -[engine whirs]
Well, I hope that you have learned a very valuable lesson tonight.
I know I have.
When we deal with our problems out of a place of anger...
bad things happen.
But when we confront them with kindness...
Fuck it.
But, Nick, you promised you wouldn't kill anyone!
-No guns. -You killed everyone!
-Just corpses. How could you? -What happened?
-Nick, why? Entrails! Bones! -Uh...
-Blood! Just all blood! -Is that a liver?
-[Happy] How can you-- -I think it's more of a spleen.
I was just... How we just... [squeals]
You, what's something like that worth?
F... Five hundred dollars maybe.
How about a kidney?
In good condition?
Over 100,000, easy.
Holy giblets! I'm standing in the middle of a goddamn gold mine of blood and guts!
[grunts]
Now, what would you say qualifies as good condition?
[distant siren]
[gasps and pants]
[shocked gasp]
Bad dream, baby?
I don't remember.
-You don't have anything to be afraid of. -[whimpers]
All the bad people who tried to hurt you are either gone...
or locked up somewhere where they can never get out again.
All of them?
All of them.
[dogs bark in distance]
["Strange Kind Of Love" by Pete Murphy plays]
[groans and whimpers]
[sniffles and sobs]
[Bunny] Shh. Shh.
[Sonny] What do you have in mind for him?
No, no. Don't tell me. I... I love surprises.
[whimpers]
[Bunny] How did you get in here?
When you're as rich and famous as I am,
let's just say it pays to keep tabs on your employees.
Even a gold-star go-getter like you, left to their own d--
...devices,
next thing you know, the stenographer is downloading
granny porn on company time.
[frantic rattling]
[Bunny] Please put that down.
[grunts softly] I'll let you get back to work.
That lady cop. You know, the one that put Blue Scaramucci in jail,
whatever happened to her?
[Bunny] You had her thrown off the force, ruined her life. Remember?
-[Sonny] Did I? Huh! -[weeping]
Oh, and the other one.
The big... the big smelly one... Nick Tuba, right?
-Sax. -Sax. That's it. What happened to him?
How would I know?
Ah, well, we have bigger fish to fry, don't we, my floppy-eared friend?
[chuckles]
[sighs]
But maybe I should've just killed 'em, anyway.
You know, revenge.
Everybody loves revenge, right? Even you.
I am a professional, Mr. Shine.
My focus is my work and only my work.
I don't have a vengeful bone in my body.