[Happy] Previously on Happy...
[screams]
You want us to catch the son of a gun, don't you?
-[Sister Philomena] He said... -[Ace] Who said?
[Sister Philomena] The bunny.
I’m Scooter freakin' Sterling.
My safe word is Tallahassee.
[muffled grunts]
Everybody loves revenge, right? Even you.
I don’t have a vengeful bone in my body.
[Isabella] There’s something living in your mind, Blue.
[roar and grunt]
Orcus. God of Death.
With Isabella dead, you will have no escape.
-[screeches] -[screaming]
[Assunta] You will never be free!
Dad got me kicked out of school.
[Amanda] Maybe this is exactly what she needs.
You’ve noticed this place runs 40 000 a year?
I’ll give you 1,000 bucks if you find me a girl.
[yells in pain]
[Sax] Is that a liver? What’s something like that worth?
Over 100,000.
Holy giblets! I’m standing in the middle of a goddamn gold mine of blood and guts!
[ripping and squelching]
[squelch]
[no sound]
-[loud squelch] -Oh! Ugh!
-[buzzer] -Ouch!
Hailey, what are you doing here?
-That really hurt. -What?
It says take out the kidney for $100,000.
I don’t even know... What the f...
What the f...
Go on, Dad. Do it.
Go on, Dad. Do it. [echoing] Do it. Do it.
-Please don't touch the sides again. -Uh...
[Sax, echoing] Don’t touch the sides.
Okay.
[electricity buzzes]
-I'm scared. -No need to be scared, I got this.
You don't look like you got this. [echoes]
Keep quiet or I’ll...
Look, be quiet.
[Hailey] Be careful.
[corpse] You got some serious issues, my man.
[pliers creak, electricity buzzes]
-[buzzer and screams] -[gasps]
Professor Wondercakes?
[buzzer]
-[grunts angrily] -[Happy squeaks]
Hailey!
[breathes heavily] You okay?
No. I got to pee.
I was running late, didn't have time for breakfast.
-[Sax] Huh? -You're taking her today, remember?
Like it was yesterday.
-[both] It was yesterday. -Ugh!
♪ I’m M.C. Happy and I’m here to say ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, we got Hailey all day! ♪
-♪ A-wicka-wicka-- ♪ -Hey!
Um...
Maybe you should get a sitter.
-Sitters aren't free, Nick. -I know.
Besides, she'd rather be with you.
And I think some quality time together wouldn't hurt.
-She’d rather be with me? -You can do this, Nick.
-I can? -Just feed her.
-Check! -Keep her out of trouble.
Abso-tively!
-Help with her essay. -Yeah. Wait, what?
For Saint Melanie. Something to help them get to know her.
Nobody knows her better than me!
-It's due tomorrow. -Wait a minute. Hold on a second.
Are we communists? She’s not even in the school.
-They’re giving him homework assignments? -Nick, please.
I know, it’s just...
[inhales deeply] We've never been together for a whole day.
You're gonna do great.
-She's crazy about you. -Oh.
Just remember the rules.
Oh, the rules, yeah.
Don't sweat it, buddy. Happy's here, the bestest bestie in the whole world.
And if anyone knows what Hailey likes, it's me!
-Yeah. -Got anything in the fridge?
Yeah, go ahead. Knock yourself... [grunts]
[Sax inhales] Uh...
♪ Follow me ♪
-♪ To a world of make believe ♪ -[giggling]
♪ Where the silly bears have crazy hair Wear shorts and dungarees ♪
♪ If the stuffing’s a fright Or the bow’s too tight ♪
♪ Don’t you pout we’ll make it right At the huggery-buggery ♪
♪ Hoogery-sugary ♪
♪ World of make-believe ♪
Can you feel the magic?
[background music and children chattering]
Oh, man, look at all these fun little numbers.
What you got there? A cop bear?
Were you ever in AA?
I haven't had an avocado in years.
[comic drumroll]
Seriously, Dad.
All right. Okay. Uh...
Let's be real with each other today.
Um, I used to enjoy an adult beverage back in the day.
And now... I never touch the stuff.
Uh, could you fix mine?
He looks like a spree killer.
Sure.
-How’s the essay coming? -I don't really know what to write.
They just want to know more about you, you know... what kind of stuff you like.
-I don't know. -Oh! I know!
What would you write?
Me? I... uh...
Well, I mean... Um...
Um...
Self-reflection was never really my strong suit.
Did you like being a cop?
[man screams]
[grunting]
-Nick! -Too much paperwork.
-[sighs] You know, this bear situation... -Sucks.
-[Sax] Right? -Pretty much.
Oh, praise the Lord! You want to blow this clam bake?
-Really? -[Sax] For real.
"Easter Under Siege!"
"Bunny Bombing Causes Market Surge."
And my personal favorite,
"Here Comes Evil Cottontail."
Got to love the Post.
We're a hit, baby! Ha-ha!
Oh, people need Sonny Shine's Easter now more than ever.
The inspiration came to me last Christmas. Do you know that?
You might have mentioned it, yes.
"Sicko Santa Claus snatches tiny tykes for pervo purposes."
The bleeding headlines!
You'd think it'd be a big black eye for the holiday, but you know what happened?
-Sales went through... -Went through the roof!
Holly-jolly bonanza! It was the biggest Christmas ever.
Why?
Because people are sick puppies, that's why!
Sex sells.
Death sells even better!
I wish I had a witness.
Someone who could really appreciate me for the visionary that I am,
someone who could just see me, eye to eye.
Something wrong?
You know when you try not to look at something but...
it just makes you look at it more?
No.
Wyoming.
Uh, I don't see you in the tumbleweeds, my friend,
with the cow pies and such.
You think this is a goddamn joke, Geno?
No, absolutely not.
Good, because...
Wyoming...
is where I plan to be.
Leave all of this crime and punishment behind and... start over.
Regular American life.
Norman Rockwell.
Spring is in the air, Geno.
Even in this hole, I can smell it.
And I am going to take the deal with the Feds.
Blue, you cannot do that.
You know how this works. You got to do your time.
-You got to be a stand-up guy. -Stand-up!
You...
You're my fucking lawyer!
Yeah, but I'm your friend first.
I don't want to see you finally get out of this place in a bag.
Don’t you see that's exactly why I got to get out of here?
I got to take the deal. Knowing what I know, do you really think...
you-know-who is gonna let me live?
You're emotional right now. It's understandable.
But, Blue, as long as you keep quiet,
you are safer here than in Wyoming, or Tahiti, or Timbuk-big-titty-tu.
Hmm.
You're not my friend.
You are not my friend. You are my barrister.
Call the goddamn Feds.
Take the goddamn deal.
And, motherfucker...
I had better be wearing a plaid shirt by Easter.
-[children laugh and yell] -[Sonny shine's theme tune plays]
[buzzing]
[click, buzzing stops]
[Scoot groans] Tallahassee.
Pray tell?
[clicks, buzzing]
[groans]
[whispers] Kill me.
[inhales]
-The breath. [clears throat] -[exhales]
[chuckles softly] Only a true friend would tell you.
Here.
[grunts]
Open up. Open.
Oh, oh, oh.
There we go.
Now, you listen to me.
I have removed all of the skin from your body.
It is not a survivable condition.
Fatal infection is inevitable if your heart doesn't shut down first.
-So, you see... Ha! -[grunts]
...I already have killed you.
Oh.
Well, okay, then.
The question is... how long?
-Uh-huh. -The answer is...
precisely as long as I require.
You see, I am not some... [exhales]
...grinning idiot clown, who’s putting on a show for the YouTube crowd.
I am a master craftsman.
I will determine your time of death down to the hour.
-The minute. -[grunts softly]
-The second. -[exhales]
So, until then, and until precisely then...
-[slap] -[grunts and pants]
...hang in there, baby.
Stupid, stupid, stupid! I knew she didn't play with toys anymore.
How could I be such a dummy? I got to regroup.
Get my head in the game.
God knows the Harlem Globetrotters did not become the best baseball team in the world
by dwelling on every single loss--
Why don’t you, I don’t know, write about cancer?
-Everyone loves a good tear-jerker. -It's supposed to be about me.
Then, you know, just be yourself.
-I mean, you know, no one likes a phony. -[Happy squeals]
All right, Salaam.
Ah...
[click, window opens]
-[inhales then sighs] -Where we going?
I haven’t a clue, but, uh, I'm going to put on my thinking cap.
Put on my thinking cap!
Oh! Right, thinking-cap mode activated!
Uh, things Hailey likes.
Tickle fights, patty cake, tutus, baby dolls, ponies, magic tricks...
-Wait a minute, that’s it. -What's it?
Kid, how do you feel about ponies?
[announcer] She has to be 15, maybe 16 lengths back!
At the half bend...
Welcome to OTB.
Wow.
[bell rings]
Off Track Betting... where the ponies run all day.
-[excited chattering] -[man] Come on!
Breath like an ashtray, grip like a python.
Hey, Saxy.
Lena!
Well, well, well, this is my kid. Hailey.
Ain't you a sweet dish?
-So, you’re my dad's girlfriend? -For about 32 seconds.
You promised, no gambling!
You already broke one promise, Nick. Well... well, several actually.
Pretty much all of them. If you do it again, we're in big trouble.
We're not gambling.
We're watching people gamble. Will you relax? Will you look at her?
It’s like Bambi frolicking in the freshly fallen snow. I mean, the kid loves it.
It's no Club Teddy Bear, I grant you that.
That's a low blow.
Like punching blueberries.
Hey. Yo, scumbag. Scram.
Oh, you got a racing form, huh?
Ponies have weird names.
Well, they’re weird animals.
I once knew a pony named Social Disease. She ran so good I got weak at my...
Anyway, um...
All right, let’s do a tutorial here.
Uh, see these numbers here? Those are the odds.
So you get a horse like this glistening specimen, Tijuana Trots,
who pays 20:1. That’s a 20:1 dog in my book.
-She's not a dog. She's a horsey. -Um...
So, anyway, you place a bet on Tijuana Trots, she comes in first place,
-that pays out 40... -$42.
-How'd you know that? -Math, Dad. What about this one?
Okay, Mom's Molasses. That’s a name that does not inspire confidence.
She's 9:2. That's 11 bucks on a two-dollar bet.
[both] Not too shabby.
Says here she placed in her last two races on... What's D mean?
Dirt. So, you going to go with Mom's Molasses?
Well, we're not going to bet any real cash.
-Okay. -But you know what I say we do?
How about if we just bet 100 large imaginary.
Let’s do it.
Now, where on earth might I find some imaginary cash?
[announcer] And they’re off! Mom's Molasses falls way behind.
I’ve never seen a horse so slow...
Mom's Molasses, you sure are!
Well, okay, that’s what you get for letting big, dumb animals take your money.
I mean, I know this is hard to believe, but... I’ve never been exactly,
uh, lucky when it comes to the ponies.
-Maybe you're the same. -Mom's Molasses has taken the lead!
-It’s Moms Molasses! -Yes! Yes!
-[laughs] -Holy cheese nuts!
-We would've won, like, five grand! -550.
All right, math smarty pants. What’s up next?
I want Mister Plinkett.
Says here she placed in her last three races.
Same jockey on her back. She just went up a class.
Easy. She’s a 50:1 shot. That horse has been ridden harder than--
-Don't you dare. -A hundred imaginary.
Let's do this!
You heard the lady.
This don't grow on trees, you know?
Don't you see what's happening? You're seducing Hailey
into a dark, depraved world of cheap laughs and easy cash.
Just relax.
Just let her have this while it lasts, huh?
Do you know what the Sax family crest is?
Two iguanas licking the tears of despair out of each other's eyes
-because they lost it all on a sure thing. -[announcer] Mister Plinkett wins!
-[Hailey] Yes! -Until today.
My baby is a gold mine.
-Yeah! -Yeah! [giggles]
You’re a natural! What do you say we do this with money?
-Really? -Real money.
-Cool! [giggles] -Uh?
[Hailey sighs contentedly]
-Do you have any? -Yeah, I have 40 bucks.
Good. All right.
-Get to work. -Okay.
[Geno] Uh, I wish I had better news. He wants to make a deal.
-Like Monty Hall? -No. Like with the Feds.
-I tried to talk him out of it-- -[blender whirs]
-The dumb son of a bitch wants-- -[blender whirs]
-...witness-- -[blender whirs]
-...witness protection. -[blender whirs]
-Something about-- -[blender whirs]
[blender continues]
-[blender stops] -Something about Wyoming.
Didn't he get the bug?
Between you and me, Mr. Shine, the man is a few peas short of a casserole.
I’ve seen it happen 1,000 times. Guys can't take the pressure. They just crack.
Pressure?
[sighs]
Pressure?
Three square meals a day.
Ample time for exercise and hobbies.
A cozy cot in every room.
Plenty of chums...
with similar backgrounds and interests.
Pressure... is what I do.
Pressure is remaking the world's oldest holiday from the ground up.
And I do it alone.
[sighs] Let's go ahead and kill the idiot.
[slurps and crunches]
I mean, Jesus, I can't believe your mom gave you 40 bills.
Mom thinks you're broke.
-Wonder where she got that idea. -Well, not for long.
You know what I'm feeling?
The early bird special at Red Lobster, how about you?
-Hell, yeah. -Language!
-You got to watch your language. -You can’t let her do this.
You know, this little bet that we're going to do...
-It’s a one-time thing, right? -[phone buzzes]
-It's Mom. -Don't answer that.
-Hi, Mom. -Finally!
You're in for it now, Nick.
If I can't knock any sense into you, maybe Amanda can.
What happened to fun?
"Are you ready? Here comes the fun." Remember that?
I... You...
Nick, you can't let her do this! Argh!
-Blow it out your puckered, blue anus. -Hey.
-What's the damage? -I told her we were at Coney Island.
Tried to win me a stuffed animal, but turns out, you suck at ring toss.
Wha... You lied for me?
Is that bad?
Well, not in this case, but if you wanted to go to Coney Island,
-all you had to do... -I don't.
-What pony’d you pick? -This one.
-You sure? -Positive.
Happy Hour to win.
Happy Hour?
Ooh! That kind of lunch, huh?
She’ll have one. They have red and white.
Only white before noon.
If I knew we were dining-dining, I would've worn my good suit.
What would you call that color? Is that... coral?
Paprika maybe. I don’t know.
Well, here’s to paprika.
Wow, paprika.
So, to what do I owe the mid-morning buzz?
It’s been a while. Wanted to check in.
And everyone else you know would judge.
-Mental-health days are a real thing. -Oh, yeah.
And the kid?
Thank you, I will have another.
Hm.
New private school, 8,000 per quarter.
Holy shit.
Believe it or not, I'm counting on Nick.
[both laugh]
I know, but he wants to step up.
So I have to let him.
Besides, I could use the "me" time.
Pick up a hobby, dust off the old dating apps.
You didn't call me to talk about boys, did you?
Amanda, what's the matter?
[Sonny] Well... this has turned into a hot little mess, hasn’t it?
I’m the future. Bam!
Duh! [giggles]
Red wine before noon, you warned me. [giggles]
How about you? Are you seeing anybody?
Fuck that.
Amanda.
What happened up there that night?
What happened in Shine Tower?
What if I told you I can't remember?
I'd say you've been through a lot.
I'd say... you're in denial.
Wow.
Cop...
Fucker of husbands not your own...
Real-estate agent and now psychotherapist, is there anything you can't do?
Yeah.
Let go of this.
And neither can you.
Watch me.
[announcer] Happy Hour and The Land of Piss and Fire are out of the gate.
-But Happy Hour takes a commanding lead. -[excited yells]
-Keep going! Keep going! -Come on, baby!
[announcer] Happy Hour has opened up the lead by three lengths.
Happy Hour has the race sewn up!
-Oh, no! Happy Hour down! -No! Get back on the horse!
-Happy Hour has broken his leg. -Get back on the horse!
-Send him to the glue factory, folks... -Hey, hey, you had a good run, kid.
-You can't win 'em all. -No, no, no!
Yeah, she can. Now, sit down.
We'll just pick another horse. Pick another horse.
I'm out of money.
-I’ll find the fucking money! -Sax, ease up.
Back off!
It's not fun anymore. I don’t want to.
What are you talking about it’s not fun? This is fun! Just pick another horse.
-I don’t want to! -Just pick a stupid horse.
Oh, sure, like you guys are all great parents.
[sobs]
Oh, slow down, little one.
Thank goodness. A cowboy!
-You should be more careful. -Hailey, you can't just run off like that.
What if your mom had found out?
Your father is right. It's important to keep your family close.
I don't remember anyone asking your advice, pal.
Shalom... Sax.
Oh, please, just a... word.
My name is David.
Those were my men that you, uh, mingled with at the party last night.
Yeah, well, your men mingled with one of my friends and they got me instead.
And that’s why I bear no ill will.
But my father is still gravely, gravely ill,
and time is so precious.
-Your dad's sick? -He is, dear little one, at death’s door.
With just your heroic father here as his only hope and savior.
Now, that’s not really true. That’s not true.
Look, um, your men made the first move.
-I just reacted. -Yeah, what a reaction it was.
And yet, a deed remains to be done, a mitzvah, if you will.
For Passover.
See, we’ve found another match.
My brother, Saul, has the kidney. Simply pick it up. Bring to me.
So, call an errand boy.
-But you can help! -You don’t understand, honey.
-He'll die if you don't. -Yes, that is the truth, little one.
And because the kidney will be coming to us through, well, special circumstances,
it requires a special man, like your father here,
to go, pick it up and deliver.
Dad...
Nicholas, please. Let us not allow the problems that have transpired
to lead to the death of an innocent man.
No one is innocent.
Yes. Many have fallen, but forgiveness is usually followed by atonement.
Pick up?
And delivery.
Give me an address.
Here. Here's Saul's house, my number.
Call when the kidney's in hand. We'll arrange a drop.
Shalom.
[Simon] Amanda?
How are you?
-Simon. Hi. -[chuckles]
I'm sorry I never called.
-Things got... busy over the holidays. -I saw the posters.
Everyone okay?
-We're managing. Thank you. -Mm.
Looks like, uh, somebody caught the Easter fever, hm?
-Um... -I'm just teasing you.
I mean, hey, it’s everywhere, right?
Easter, it’s like a thing this year.
-I know, right? -[both chuckle]
Yeah, we... we never really celebrated it before.
But I thought my daughter might, you know, want some holiday cheer.
-It's silly. -No, it's not.
Look, I'm not a religious guy, but for me the season has a feeling of...
of something new.
Springtime. New York City. Huh?
I mean, a resurrection, whether you believe in that or not, it's symbolic.
It’s a chance to see the world with fresh eyes.
Besides, I love these things.
[rustling]
I like those, too.
[paper rustling]
-I want to go in. -It'll just take me a minute. Don’t move.
-You can't leave her in the car. -You're thinking of dogs in a heat wave.
She'll be fine. You just make sure she stays put.
So, you're leaving both of us?
I don't know what sucks eggs more, your dad game or your partner game!
[doorbell]
I’m looking for Milwaukee Saul.
Papa!
No running in the house.
Hi, I'm Saul.
Yeah, I’m here for the package.
Package?
David sent me. Come on. The meter is running. Let's just pack it up, huh?
[pants] I couldn't stop her, Nick!
-What are you talking about? -Who's this little one?
-I'm starving, Dad. -Go back to the cab.
Come. Shabbes is about to start.
-Is that food? -And plenty of it.
-Thank God. -Oh, food, I’m hungry.
You had one job.
One job.
[kids chatter in background]
Your dad drives a taxi?
He used to be a cop.
My dad owns four jewelry stores, three tanning salons and two Maybachs.
Well, my dad killed Santa Claus.
We're Jewish.
She's lovely.
What's it to you?
Just a compliment. Take it. It's not easy being a father.
-You seem to be doing all right with it. -Well, only seven are mine.
One planned and the eldest needs somebody to play with. You know how it is.
-Look, let’s take care-- -You have brothers?
No.
One day, I'm bullying David in our parents' backyard.
The next... he's squeezing me out of the family business.
-Seems like something I don't care about. -Your reputation precedes you, Mr. Sax.
Tell me. You here today, should I take from this that you are,
shall we say... still employable?
I was curious why you were so generous with your bone.
So, sadly, you're a few months too late. I don’t do that no more.
Now, you've been a wonderful host.
Kindly fetch that package and we'll be on our way.
[chuckles]
[Saul] The package? [chuckles]
Yeah, the package.
It's right here.
Come get it.
[bingo caller] Are we ready for the next one?
N37!
-B5. -[phone rings]
- Shalom! -Up yours, Yentl.
You told me the package was a kidney, not a whole human.
It is a kidney. How you choose to deliver it, that's your prerogative.
He's not just going to just jump in my cab, now, is he?
-Well, then you need to persuade him. -You want me to kill him.
Well, that's entirely up to you, but, uh, yes.
There are kids here.
Well, then, be careful. I don't want any dead children on my conscience.
I'm getting mighty tired of you two dickheads.
I’ll tell you what, I am going to kill your brother
and tear out his kidney and then I'm going to feed it to his fucking dog
and let your old man croak in a puddle of his own piss.
I wouldn't do that, Sax. Be a shame if something terrible were to happen
to that beautiful daughter of yours.
Oh, oh, and, um, just so we're clear this time.
-Something terrible means we kill her. -[woman] Bingo!
[bingo caller] Another winner in the hall!
-Shalom. -[bell rings]
Come here.
I need you to go out to the cab and stay there.
Call your mom, tell her we're going to be a little late.
Papa's got some business to take care of.
[clicking]
What were you doing at Shine Tower, Geno?
Audition for the fifth Wishee.
[grunts] You can't do that. You ain’t a cop anymore!
-Says who? -[pants]
You're wearing a real-estate jacket.
I may not be a cop anymore, but I can still get away with murder.
Oh, careful, I need those.
You're Blue's personal lawyer, Geno.
I would love to know what you and Sonny had to talk about.
You are wasting your time... [squeals]
[whimpers]
You can’t. No one can touch Shine. No cop, no one.
Oh?
He's got dirt. [pants]
Blackmail, on everyone. That's how he does it.
Good. Tell me something I don't know.
It's on videotape.
Yeah, I know, the fucking guy don't believe in digital.
"Tape is forever," he says.
He knows what people wish for...
the dark stuff, the stuff they don't even tell their shrinks about. [pants]
And he gives it to 'em. [pants] Then he owns them.
I've done my homework on you.
You've known Blue for 20 years. He was at your wedding.
He’s godfather to your first daughter, but you sold him out.
Sold him out to this cheap circus clown, this maggot,
when you know exactly what Sonny Shine does.
What he does to kids, kids no older than your own little girl.
[sniffles]
Why?
[sniffles]
He's got a tape on me.
[breathes heavily]
Okay.
Then you got something to lose... but I don't.
Tell me where he keeps the tapes.
[inhales deeply]
Uh, care to share what's in the notebook?
Care to share what's in the ice bucket?
Didn't think so.
I know. Stay in the car.
Yeah.
[David] Oh, Mr. Sax!
What a pleasant surprise.
I got to be honest. I wasn't sure that you'd come through.
-But, boy, I'm so glad that you did. -Me, too.
-[David] A gentleman. -You know, I...
Call me narrow-minded, but I didn’t have you pegged as a bingo nut.
I know, I know. We collected this property to settle a debt.
But who knew that it would be such a goldmine?
The senior population is just exploding.
Bingo... [chuckles] is the future.
Well, you know, me, personally, I don’t put much stock in the future.
So, if we’re done chit-chatting, why don’t we care of your mitzvah ?
Oh, yeah, by all means.
[loud explosion]
[grunts and groans]
[trigger clicks]
[grunts and groans]
[punching continues]
[gunshot]
[David grunts and groans]
[crashing and groaning]
[clattering]
[screams]
[groans and gasps]
Don't ever fuck with my family.
Please... [groans] it's Passover.
[gasps for breath]
Mitzvah.
[David groans]
Eat shitzvah.
[gunshot and bingo bells ring]
We heard it, Nick, all of it.
Oh, boy! Those guys and their fireworks.
[pants] I mean, who knew it was a Jewish thing.
-You okay? -Yeah. You?
Good. Great!
You know, anytime I get to spend a day with my little cupcake,
I mean... [pants] I call that a lucky day.
I call that a... [pants] ...the best day a dad could ever have.
Did you kill those people?
[exhales] I dropped off a package, that's all.
Just tell me the truth.
He set you up, so you killed them.
Hailey, there are certain things that you just can't know.
I already do.
Then you've got to forget it.
Now and forever.
[distant sirens]
It’s for your own good.
I thought we could be real with each other.
But I guess I just get a fake dad, right?
Yeah, I guess so. I guess teddy bears and Coney Island
are going to have to be good enough, like they are for every other kid.
I really wish things were the way they used to be.
You mean before me?
[Sax exhales]
[Happy] She really didn’t mean that.
Blow me.
[blows]
Like that?
["Here Comes Peter Cottontail" plays]
♪ Here comes Peter Cottontail Hoppin’ down the bunny trail ♪
♪ Hippity-hopping Easter’s on its way ♪
♪ Bringing every girl and boy Baskets full of Easter joy ♪
♪ Things to make your Easter Bright and gay ♪
♪ He’s got jelly beans for Tommy Colored eggs for sister Sue... ♪
[rabbit squeals]
Good night, Hailey.
[Sax] Good night, Dad.
Wow.
Oh, evening.
[grunts] What the hell!
[Simon grunts] You must be Nick.
Amanda's told me so much about you.
-Who the fuck are you? -[Amanda] Nick, is that you?
-No! Yeah. -Oh, good, you two met.
Simon.
[breathes heavily]
I heard Hailey got to spend a day with dad.
Good times. We were just putting up some Easter decorations.
-Were we? -Don't be rude, Nick.
You...
work together?
Huh? Oh, no, nope, no.
I, uh... I did consider studying medicine for a hot minute, when I was in college,
but in the end, I decided to become an entrepreneur.
-Neck ties. -Neck ties?
Yeah, with a twist.
Bow-ties?
-Bow-ties! -[both laugh]
You...
No, you see, I believe it's important to give back.
So, for every tie that we sell,
we donate one to an indigenous person from the Third World.
Yeah. It helps to create a feeling of self-esteem,
as well as prepare them for possible job interviews.
-Fascinating. -[Simon] Thanks.
-Sorry about... -No, absolutely no worries, big guy.
Look, a stranger in your ex-wife's house, with everything that happened recently,
I get it... totally.
Anyway, I should be going.
Oh, my God.
This stuff gets everywhere.
[both chuckle]
[Simon] Nice to meet you, Nick. I'll call you later.
He's just a friend.
An Easter friend.
Mm.
-What's up with Hailey? -Ugh?
Stormed upstairs without a word.
[gibbers]
Been thinking about that tuition?
Now that you mention it, I got offered a stack of cash today for a quick job.
I turned it down, just wanted you to know that.
Don't worry, Nick.
It's all gonna work out.
[joyfully] Mm!
Boy, Amanda's in a really good mood.
She just fucked that guy.
[splashing]
♪ Little doggies ♪
♪ It's your misfortune ♪
-♪ And none of my own ♪ -[footsteps]
You tell Sonny Shine...
Vaffanculo.
[groans]
[grunts and groans]
[grunts and gasps for breath]
[Orcus] Orcus...
[Hailey] Today was pretty much the best day ever.
I got to hang out with my dad.
First, he made me a big breakfast.
We saw some ponies.
-I’m out of money. -I'll find the fucking money!
He introduced me to new and interesting people.
Hey, Saxy.
And exposed me to other cultures and religions.
[explosion]
We really got to know a lot more about each other,
which is important for a father and daughter... to be close.
To trust one another.
After all, if you can't trust your parents, who can you trust?
[soft sigh]
["Here Comes Peter Cottontail" plays]
♪ Here comes Peter Cottontail ♪