1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,636 [Happy] Previously on Happy! 2 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,805 It's Hailey's birthday! 3 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:17,934 -♪ Happy birthday to... ♪ -[screams] 4 00:00:19,477 --> 00:00:20,770 [Happy] Hailey! 5 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,689 -Happy birthday. -How did you know? 6 00:00:22,772 --> 00:00:24,190 That's what friends are for. 7 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:26,401 You want me to kill you? 8 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:28,862 It's not me, Pink. It's someone else. 9 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:30,196 Orcus. 10 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,656 Hey, hot stuff. 11 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:34,743 -You're cheating on me? -Come on! 12 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,161 [yelling] 13 00:00:37,495 --> 00:00:39,122 You forgot my birthday, Mom! 14 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:43,543 Something I can't remember, something I can't understand. 15 00:00:43,626 --> 00:00:44,836 I know what I have to do now. 16 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,880 I'm here to see Sonny Shine. 17 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:49,382 [Geno] He's got blackmail on everyone. It's on videotape. 18 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:52,469 The real stuff’s got to be at Shine Tower, so that is where we're going to go. 19 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:55,764 I run the third largest network. 20 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:57,140 [Sonny] Kap, Go! Num-num! 21 00:00:58,266 --> 00:01:01,644 -[gasps] -This is my stage, Sonny! 22 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:04,481 [grunts and groans] 23 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:05,732 [crunch] 24 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:09,944 [Mer] I killed it. Whatever it was that came out of that thing, 25 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:11,863 I put it in a jelly jar, in the fridge. 26 00:01:11,946 --> 00:01:13,114 -Oh! -[splash of diarrhea] 27 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,991 -[grunts] -[Mer] Holy shit! 28 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,910 -Nick, where are you? -[Mousey] Some dad! 29 00:01:16,993 --> 00:01:18,995 He forgot his daughter's birthday. 30 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,456 I'm going there. I'm going to get her the stuffed, uh... 31 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:23,291 -What do you call it? -[Doug] The Wishees. 32 00:01:23,374 --> 00:01:25,668 [Sax sobs] 33 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,125 [yells] 34 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:07,877 [grunting] 35 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:16,803 [man] Of course we want them back here. You know what they say? Well-a donkeys. 36 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:17,720 -What? -Donkeys. 37 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:25,770 [grunts and sighs] Damn it. 38 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:28,064 [Mer grunts] 39 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:29,941 Fuck. 40 00:02:30,024 --> 00:02:30,859 [gunshot] 41 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:33,069 -[Sax] My ass! -[Mer] Sax? 42 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:37,615 [announcer] Two Sockatoos, one bullet, the timeframe, 5.6 seconds. 43 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:39,659 The bullet leaves Merry McCarthy's Glock 25 44 00:02:39,742 --> 00:02:43,413 at 1:34 p.m. at a velocity of 1,200 feet per second. 45 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:46,166 It penetrates the Wishee costume, then makes a sharp, 46 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,334 nigh impossible, change of direction, 47 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:52,547 continuing at an angle of 27 diagonal degrees through Sax's grassy knoll, 48 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:55,216 barely grazing his two pimpled flesh mounds, 49 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:58,761 defying all laws of gravity, probability and decency. 50 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:02,015 The bullet then bursts free of the dark canyon, narrowly avoiding 51 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:05,018 the all-too-tempting target of Sax's sweet... 52 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:07,729 That's some bullet. 53 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:12,150 [Mer] How did you get this thing out of there? 54 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:14,152 [Sax] Like shoving a cat in a mason jar, Mer. 55 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:17,280 [both grunt] 56 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:18,948 I don't know. 57 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:23,161 Dipshit Dan just might be onto something. Maybe this thing is from another planet. 58 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,622 Doug's dead. Sonny killed him. 59 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,290 Yeah, Doug, right. Not Dan. 60 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:29,125 [Mer pants] 61 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:30,209 Sorry. 62 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:32,253 [grunts] 63 00:03:33,963 --> 00:03:36,466 What the hell were you doing at Shine Tower, anyway? 64 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:40,595 Yeah, the million-dollar question, Mer. I got no idea. Last thing I remember... 65 00:03:40,678 --> 00:03:41,888 [both grunt] 66 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:44,015 I was in your kitchen eating a PB&J. 67 00:03:44,098 --> 00:03:46,476 No, that wasn't J. You ate its blood. 68 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:51,314 -I know what you're thinking. -No, you don't. 69 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:53,191 -Go on. -What? 70 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:54,234 -Say it. -No. 71 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,027 The blood brought you back to its host. 72 00:03:56,110 --> 00:03:59,280 -You know how full bat-shit you sound. -Sure do, and yet... 73 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:01,074 And yet... 74 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,161 Oh, hey. I found another tape. 75 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,704 Oh, no more sex-tape shit. 76 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:08,831 -It's Kap Gostynski. -Um. 77 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:12,085 -He's the head of the network. -Exactly. Who gives a shit? 78 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:14,879 Do you know what that means? We're going to hit Sonny where he's soft. 79 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:15,838 No, we're not. 80 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:19,217 What we are going to do is cut this thing open and see what's inside. 81 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:21,761 Now, use your legs, not your back. Count of three. 82 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,180 -One, two... -[both grunt] 83 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,598 [squelch] 84 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:28,351 Did you use your legs? 85 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:34,482 [Sax clears throat] 86 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,527 One, two, three. 87 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:38,653 [Mer grunts] 88 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,947 [both grunt and pant] 89 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:44,492 [Mer] Seriously, what the fuck is it? 90 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:47,161 Well, according to Dago Doug, sometime in the Etruscan age-- 91 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:48,204 That's not funny. 92 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,873 Well, look, Mer, I know this may be hard to believe, 93 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:54,127 but I, too, have had occasion to question my sanity as of late. 94 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:55,169 Oh, I believe it. 95 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:58,423 All's I'm saying is that your best bet is just roll with it. 96 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:00,091 You know, don't over-think it. 97 00:05:01,884 --> 00:05:04,429 Thinking, actually, is bad. 98 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:07,098 -[Amanda] Let go of me! -Come on! 99 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:10,143 I want to see Sonny Shine! 100 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:12,937 Tell him it's Amanda Hansen! 101 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,398 You have no right to keep me in here! 102 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:17,734 [pants] 103 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:26,743 Miss Hansen, you're back. 104 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,077 I want answers, Shine. 105 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,662 You... want answers? 106 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,749 [shrieks] I want answers! 107 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:36,461 [breathes heavily] Someone stole something from my building. 108 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:41,174 Two not-as-yet-but-soon-to-be identified individuals broke in 109 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:46,054 and made off with something very, very precious to me. 110 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:49,766 The violation of it all, Miss Hansen... 111 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:53,019 The violation... 112 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:57,065 But I'm sure you wouldn't know anything about that. 113 00:05:57,148 --> 00:06:02,028 I'm sure your being here is a complete coincidence. 114 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:03,863 You're covered in blood. 115 00:06:03,946 --> 00:06:06,574 I met up with an old friend. Things got crazy. 116 00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:08,034 I don't have time for this. 117 00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:12,288 I have a show to prepare for. I'll keep this simple. Why are you here? 118 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:13,664 That night... 119 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:17,251 [gasps] That night in your tower... 120 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:19,629 something happened to me. 121 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:24,425 Now, you are going to tell me what you did to me or... 122 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:25,384 [whistles] 123 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,013 [screams and gasps] 124 00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:32,475 [whimpers] 125 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:34,685 [breathes heavily] 126 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:42,235 Shh. 127 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:44,612 [Wishees chitter] 128 00:06:44,695 --> 00:06:45,613 Yes. 129 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:47,115 [chittering] 130 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:48,533 Yes. Yes. 131 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:50,910 [chittering] 132 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:53,287 -No. No. -[chittering] 133 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:56,541 [gasps] Color me gobsmacked. 134 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,294 You are special. 135 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:04,799 I know what's missing in your life. 136 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:06,050 [pants] 137 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:09,637 And shame on them for being such super secret-keepers. 138 00:07:11,055 --> 00:07:13,933 Miss Hansen, you're with child. 139 00:07:14,016 --> 00:07:14,892 [inhales deeply] 140 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:19,313 What? 141 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:22,024 Listen, sister. I'm with you. I... 142 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,734 My hard-drive's whirling away. 143 00:07:24,902 --> 00:07:26,320 [breathes heavily] 144 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:27,864 Well, you're a woman. 145 00:07:28,906 --> 00:07:34,745 And you've got a lot of nonsensical emotions, uh, brewing up in you right now. 146 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:36,998 Ah! Let go of me! 147 00:07:37,081 --> 00:07:38,207 I know what you need. 148 00:07:42,753 --> 00:07:46,048 [indistinct cries and squelching] 149 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:49,218 This'll fill that void you're feeling inside. 150 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,473 [inhales deeply] 151 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:55,308 Come back when you need more. 152 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:57,268 [whimpers] Ah! 153 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:14,535 [Happy] You sure can do some cool stuff with your tongue. 154 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:17,580 Friend showed me, and you don't know the half of it. 155 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:19,499 My friend Hailey showed me how to do this. 156 00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:23,628 Oh. Wow. 157 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:29,300 We used to do everything together, the carousel, flying kites by the pier. 158 00:08:29,383 --> 00:08:30,343 Uh-huh. 159 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:35,598 Last year, on her birthday, we made paper lanterns with, like, all the colors. 160 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:39,602 She was so happy, but this year, I forgot her birthday. 161 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:42,563 That look on her face, she... she's just changed so much. 162 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,148 Oh, for shit's sake! 163 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,025 Hailey, Hailey, Hailey! 164 00:08:46,108 --> 00:08:48,945 -Is that all you can talk about? -Uh, what? 165 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:52,657 She's not thinking about you. Why are you thinking about her? 166 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:55,201 Friends. Ha! What a scam! 167 00:08:55,284 --> 00:08:58,704 We exist for them, and then they just forget. 168 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,581 What kind of a friend is that? 169 00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:03,793 Hm. C'est la vie. 170 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:06,921 -Am I right? -I... think so? 171 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:10,299 Let's get out of here, do something crazy. 172 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,719 Isn't this crazy? 173 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:16,597 [Peep] Sure. But I'm talking about... 174 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:18,975 [chuckles] 175 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:20,518 That's what she said. 176 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:24,230 Where do you wanna start? 177 00:09:24,313 --> 00:09:28,192 Give me an asshole, a mouth, or something... get my bearings. 178 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,903 [clicks tongue] Try the middle. 179 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:34,782 [power tool whirs] 180 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,579 [Wishee shrieks] 181 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,372 [grunts] 182 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:44,625 [squeals] 183 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:48,421 [Mer grunts] 184 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,800 Third weirdest thing today I seen all day. 185 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:54,927 Once that truck hit me, all I saw was stars 186 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:57,805 and little birds spinning around, tweet-tweet, tweet-tweet. 187 00:09:57,888 --> 00:09:59,765 Le Dic, what the fuck are you doing here? 188 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:02,893 I'm doing you one big, hard solid, though I don't know why I should. 189 00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:06,689 -Someone wants you dead. -Oh, shocker. Who is it this time? 190 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:10,192 -The Bug. -What'd he say? 191 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,612 He tempted me with all my vices rolled into one. 192 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:14,822 Ladies, liquor and luck. 193 00:10:14,905 --> 00:10:16,032 [women moan] 194 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:21,746 He baited that hook with the finest Cajun country pie you've ever almost tasted. 195 00:10:22,496 --> 00:10:24,540 -By pie, I mean pussy. -Yep. 196 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:28,377 This Bug gets me all drugged up, says he's looking for a taxi driver. 197 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,463 Someone got up in his business, robbed his house, 198 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:33,174 busted up one of his operations and he wants a name. 199 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:35,593 He knows I can give it to him. So I play it cool, right? 200 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:40,097 But he looks at you with those big, round bug eyes, shining like an oil slick. 201 00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:44,352 I'm smart. I say, I tell you a name, I'm as good as dead so I'll do one better. 202 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:45,770 I'll bring him straight to you. 203 00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:46,812 I'm touched, Le Dic. 204 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,440 I ain't crisscrossing you, Sax! That is why I'm here. 205 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:53,527 -Yeah, right. Honor amongst scumbags. -Exactly. This Bug, he ain't one of us. 206 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,657 To tell you the truth, this ain't the first time that I seen him. 207 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,494 I used to be into some weird sexual shit. 208 00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:04,497 I ain't too proud to admit it... Role play. 209 00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:09,085 Getting beat up, whipped, wolf bag, scatty pants. 210 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,711 Jesus Christ! Get to the point. 211 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:14,256 I moved in dark circles, nasty, pervy, 212 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:18,469 till one night, I end up at this high-rollers' orgy. 213 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:22,473 Latex lovers, dressed like animals. I don't remember what happened, 214 00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:25,476 but I remember that Bug and he was right there in the middle of all of it. 215 00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:28,521 And whatever happened there, well... 216 00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:32,024 it made me do caca in my Hanes. 217 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,528 -I never wanted to go back after that. -And yet... 218 00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:36,862 Six, seven times, tops. 219 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,322 Okay, where was this orgy? 220 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:39,865 That's the crazy part... 221 00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:41,909 Shine Tower. 222 00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,994 You know, that kiddy clown on TV. 223 00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:49,458 Yeah. Well, roll this up and smoke it, Sax. 224 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:53,295 A little bird told me another one of those nasty parties is going off 225 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,547 and I mean tonight. 226 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:56,048 [phone rings] 227 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,341 Look, we need... 228 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:58,968 Uh... 229 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,136 Uh... 230 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,387 Uh, hey! 231 00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:03,681 [Amanda] Nick, I'm going to need you to take Hailey today. 232 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,684 -Well, now's not a good time. -Don't you dare. 233 00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:10,146 Don't you dare finish that sentence, Nicholas. 234 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,064 Don't you dare! 235 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,691 [disconnect tone] 236 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,527 [shoes squeak] 237 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,905 Uh, yeah. I got to take care of something. 238 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:20,990 Really? Now? 239 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:23,284 You, I want into Pervapalooza. 240 00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:26,704 Can do. But you're going to need a costume. 241 00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:30,166 [guard] Warden. 242 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,002 [sighs] 243 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,795 Goddamn Wolfpack. 244 00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:37,339 You can stand. 245 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,467 Won't be long. 246 00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:44,680 -Not a hockey fan? -[Orcus] Calcio Storico. 247 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:49,059 Six hundred years old. They still play it once a year. 248 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,645 Piazza Santa Croce. 249 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,481 That's in Florence. 250 00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:54,857 Florence, Italy. 251 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:59,028 Now, if you were to turn up with your stick... 252 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,739 and your pads and your helmet... 253 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:06,702 they'd shove them all up your arse and you'd buy them a pint afterwards. 254 00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:10,331 Makes your hockey seem rather like foxy boxing... 255 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:13,250 which I do happen to hold in high regard. 256 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,960 Foxy boxing, that is. 257 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:16,795 Not hockey. 258 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:20,174 Let's talk about, uh, this whole... 259 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:24,803 kumbaya thing you got going on. 260 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:25,930 Kumbaya? 261 00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:28,057 I see what's going on out there. 262 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:31,852 Aryan Brotherhood, Black Gangster Disciples 263 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:37,816 and Nuestra Familia, all getting along together, like a Waldorf salad. 264 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,527 There hasn't been a violent incident, 265 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:45,991 or a disciplinary infraction of any kind in over 72 hours. 266 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,034 That's lovely. 267 00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:48,786 That's not lovely. 268 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,540 That's fucking unacceptable. 269 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:55,834 Because if the gangs aren't fighting each other, 270 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,670 they're fighting the guards, 271 00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:03,175 they're fighting me and I have to keep the peace and, uh... 272 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,343 [chuckles] 273 00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:09,306 Oh... [inhales] Keeping the peace can hurt. 274 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,601 You get me? 275 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,186 I think I do. 276 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,437 I like to hear that. 277 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:19,650 I like that you and I can be on the level. 278 00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:24,822 It stops, or you are going to spend the rest of your days 279 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:28,492 with that hockey stick shoved up your ass, 280 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:32,454 and we won't be grabbing any pints, you and me. 281 00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:35,749 Understand? 282 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:42,256 I'm gonna to need you to say you understand. 283 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,468 Perfectly. 284 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,350 [Peep] This is your place? 285 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:57,021 I, you know, crash here with my friend. 286 00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,898 The infamous Hailey... 287 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,774 No! Not... not Hailey. Nick. 288 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,943 Excusez-moi? 289 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,112 It's... it's complicated. 290 00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:07,489 I'm complicated. Try me. 291 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:12,494 Well, I haven't told anybody this, but I got a new friend. Nick. 292 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,288 He's Hailey's dad. 293 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:19,043 She stopped believing, and he needed me, so I'm Nick's friend now. 294 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:21,170 You're telling me you jumped friends. 295 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:26,216 [giggles hysterically] 296 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,219 Sweetie, I know you're going through a hard time, 297 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:31,221 but what you're saying is shiznuts. 298 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:32,640 Your friend's your friend. 299 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:37,019 When your friend stops believing, you disappear. We don't change friends! 300 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:41,148 I mean, if we could do that, are we even imaginary? 301 00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:42,816 Oh, I'm imaginary, all right. 302 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,821 I'm an imaginary lemon. I can't help anybody. 303 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,908 Okay. Happy, you're killing my buzz. 304 00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:01,085 What happened to that badass bucking bronco 305 00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:04,713 who rallied the troops and took down Psycho Santa Claus? 306 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,675 I... I did do that, didn't I? 307 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,593 Hell, yeah, you did. 308 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,805 When you said, "Pick on someone your own size," 309 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:15,641 you could have wrung out my panties with a mop bucket. 310 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:21,230 It's time to forget about your friends, all of them, before they forget about you. 311 00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:26,026 -So, you ever done it before? -It? 312 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:29,405 Yeah, you know, it... with a girl? 313 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,490 Oh! Uh... [clears throat] 314 00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,784 It. Yeah, it. 315 00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:35,911 Totally. Oh, tons of times. 316 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:40,124 I'm really good at... it. 317 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:41,709 Oh, boy. 318 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:45,004 Don't worry, Happy. I got this. 319 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:53,137 -[distant] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ -Um... 320 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:58,267 -So I, uh... I kind of got held up. -Huh? 321 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:02,021 But, uh... I know what day it was. 322 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,733 -It's okay. -No, it's not. You know, I... 323 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,652 'Cause I meant to... 324 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:10,779 with the balloons and... 325 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:15,951 eating, um, sugary... with the clowns, 326 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,871 holding farm animals, little favor things. 327 00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,956 Are you trying to describe a birthday party? 328 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,542 Yeah, the point... the point is, um... 329 00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,420 [gasps] 330 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,630 It was our first birthday... 331 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:33,135 you know, as father-daughter... you know? 332 00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:36,013 [sighs] 333 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:37,598 It was important. 334 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,060 I'm sorry. 335 00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:45,731 Twenty-four-hour rule? 336 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,192 We can do something today. 337 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,113 -You can't. -No, I'd love to. 338 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,866 I'd love to, but there's just this thing that I got-- 339 00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:57,367 -[staff] Birthday! -Oh, thank Christ! 340 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,788 ♪ Birthdays are lovely And birthdays are sweet ♪ 341 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:04,041 ♪ So thanks for choosing us And choosing our treats like... ♪ 342 00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:05,209 Where are you going? 343 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,502 -Bathroom. -You need help? 344 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:09,171 ♪ Or our world famous zoodle cake For 13.99 ♪ 345 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:10,339 -No way! -Yes way! 346 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,299 -Hooray! -[staff] Birthday! 347 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,885 -♪ So thanks for choosing us and... ♪ -[man] Uh... 348 00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,394 [lighter clicks] 349 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,106 Trouble getting it up? 350 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,488 I am so happy right now. 351 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,990 No, really. I was afraid that you was dead. 352 00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:40,911 I mean, getting shot in the face is not exactly a night out at Studio 54. 353 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,997 Not to mention the ever-present risk of a catheter infection. 354 00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:48,585 For a guy like you... [inhales] the possibilities are endless. 355 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:54,967 -And then... I wouldn't be able to-- -To kill me yourself. Yes. 356 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,385 -Yeah. -Very sweet. 357 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,763 As sweet as that little ripe, red cherry. 358 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,891 How's life since I took yours? 359 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:09,189 I'm walking a bit more like John Wayne because of you, but I've been worse. 360 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,274 Yourself? 361 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:14,778 Whoa! 362 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:19,867 Yeah. Life has been, um... interesting since our last tango. 363 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,243 You're already boring me. 364 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,203 Maybe you're feeling suicidal coming here. 365 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,497 Maybe you think that I don't dare fuck you up 366 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:28,292 in the middle of Greaser Gary's Shit Biscuit Roadhouse. 367 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,419 Either way... [inhales] this... 368 00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:34,131 is not gonna end well for you. 369 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,968 -Don't cause a scene, Sax. -Huh. 370 00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:41,722 Think of the all children... [whispers] Especially yours. 371 00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:44,391 [inhales deeply] 372 00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:48,145 The only thing I'm thinking about now is how I'm going to rip out your piss tube 373 00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:50,731 and shove it into your good eye until I hit brain. 374 00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,065 It's fascinating. 375 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,694 When we first met, you had nothing to lose, 376 00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:59,114 nothing to live for but that next drink, next blackout. 377 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,201 It gave you a kind of invulnerability, but now... 378 00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:04,870 Don't you see? 379 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:08,874 Daddy can't be naughty. 380 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:13,837 Imagine she comes out of the bathroom and sees Papa dragged off to prison... 381 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,173 just when you came back into her life. 382 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:21,803 Hm. She's a complicated little thing, that Hailey. 383 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:23,722 Say her name again. 384 00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:28,393 I am so glad she and I had the chance to get to know each other over the holidays. 385 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:33,106 I know you think you're a real sick fuck but trust me... 386 00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:38,737 you're a goddamn amateur compared to what goes on top of this skull right here. 387 00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:41,657 Now, you're not half capable of understanding 388 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,952 what the fuck I would do to you if you ever touched that child. 389 00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,119 Don't insult me. 390 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:50,207 I can assure you, I have no intention of touching your daughter. 391 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:55,963 What I have in mind for you is on a completely different level of fuckery. 392 00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:59,591 You truly have no idea. It almost makes me feel... 393 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,762 Well, no. 394 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,724 But she has been in there a long time, hasn't she? 395 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:08,934 I hope she's okay. 396 00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:12,229 Make a wish! 397 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:17,317 -Hailey! -Oh, my God! Dad! 398 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,861 Oh, washing your hands, that's good. A lot of germs everywhere. 399 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,363 I'll let you finish up. [grunts] 400 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,497 Grab your shit. We're going to Grandma's. 401 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:32,249 -Grandma's dead. -[sighs] 402 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,042 Not that grandma. 403 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:45,554 [door buzzer] 404 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:57,190 I bought three boxes of Samoas from you last week. 405 00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:59,276 Now what? Are you crooks trying to rob my pension? 406 00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,653 Ma! Ma! It's me! Nicky. 407 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,118 Drawing a blank. 408 00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:10,620 Don't you recognize your own kid? 409 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,083 -She don't look nothing like me. -Not her, me! 410 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:18,503 Nicky, I'm busting your balls! Fucking with you. Come on in. 411 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:20,630 You look like shit, by the way. Entrez-vous, kids. 412 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:27,179 [Sax] Uh... Yeah, yeah, I know it's been a while. 413 00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:30,432 Time flies when we're dodging familial responsibilities. 414 00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:33,060 -Who wants a drink? -Uh, no. 415 00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:36,313 -I'm... I'm dry... ish. -One bullshit. How about you? 416 00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:37,856 [Sax] No! Ma, come on. 417 00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:39,733 What? It's virgin! 418 00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:42,611 -It's not. -No booze for the kid! 419 00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:44,112 It's called manners, you ape! 420 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,157 Whatever floats your boat. 421 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:51,411 [sighs] I'm just glad you got back in time. 422 00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:54,873 I got the cancer... the big C. 423 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,126 Doctor's given me 15, 20 good years left. 424 00:22:58,460 --> 00:22:59,795 Ah, Christ, Ma! 425 00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,422 It's already left a mark! 426 00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:03,507 I'm sorry. 427 00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:07,427 Well, not as much as he is, kiddo. 428 00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:10,180 Right here. 429 00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:12,766 Right here's where the milky magic used to happen. 430 00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:14,184 Why are we sharing this? 431 00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:19,022 It's called conversation, you orangutan! All right, brass tacks now. 432 00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:22,275 Who's my competition? [hisses like a cat] 433 00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:27,364 Uh, Janet, this is, uh... This is your granddaughter, Hailey. 434 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:31,701 And she has a name! Oh. 435 00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:34,788 And by the looks of things, she's had it for what, nine, ten years? 436 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,498 Eleven... just. 437 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,458 Oh, belated. 438 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:42,838 All right. Look, all right. I know... I know it's been a long time 439 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,173 and... and I know I should've told you about the kid. 440 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:46,216 And the kid about her. 441 00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:48,844 I was going to get to it! We had a lot to cover! 442 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:50,387 But we're here now, right? 443 00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:53,890 Altogether, I just thought maybe it would be a good time for youse 444 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:56,518 to get to know each other, right? Bonding time! 445 00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:58,436 -Bonding time? -Bonding time. 446 00:23:58,937 --> 00:23:59,855 Bonding. 447 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:04,734 I'll bond you with the back of my hand, you bed-wetting bastard! 448 00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:05,694 Now, out with it. 449 00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:07,195 Stay here. [exhales] 450 00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:15,579 As I'm sure you're aware, I got a, uh... tendency to attract negative energy to me. 451 00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:17,873 Nothing I can't handle, but with the kid. 452 00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:22,085 If Hailey's close to me, then she ain't safe. 453 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:27,048 -She needs her Grandma Sax. -Grandma? 454 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:30,552 Okay. Janet, but I just need someone I can trust who can protect her. 455 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:32,888 All right! Don't get your tighties in a tizzy. 456 00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:35,807 I've been taking care of things since before your butthole turned brown. 457 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:39,227 I'll take care of 'em now. I'll watch the kid. [sighs] 458 00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:46,193 [sighs] 459 00:24:48,695 --> 00:24:50,113 Let me guess. You got to go. 460 00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:52,365 The one thing I want is for you to be safe. 461 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:54,534 That's why I got to do what I got to do. 462 00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:56,203 Sure. Go. 463 00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:00,665 You're going to be okay here, you know that? 464 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:02,792 -I'm going to come back for you. -Yep. 465 00:25:05,128 --> 00:25:06,129 Okay. 466 00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:09,841 Try to keep her away from the goddamn moonshine. 467 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:12,260 That shit'll just knock a horse on its ass. 468 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:16,014 [door opens and closes] 469 00:25:16,514 --> 00:25:18,767 [Peep] You just need to relax. 470 00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:21,561 Uh, okay. [giggles] 471 00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:23,063 Those come off? 472 00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:25,815 They're not the only things that can come off. 473 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:28,985 ["Touch Me" by Samantha Fox plays] 474 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:33,031 ♪ I want to feel your body ♪ 475 00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:38,745 ♪ Oooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 476 00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:39,829 Ooh! 477 00:25:40,830 --> 00:25:41,915 ♪ This is the night ♪ 478 00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:44,376 ♪Touch me, touch me ♪ 479 00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:46,836 -♪ I want to feel your body ♪ -Ooh! 480 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:51,049 -♪ Your heartbeat next to mine ♪ -Ooh! Ooh! 481 00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:52,259 ♪ This is the night ♪ 482 00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:55,470 -♪ 'Cause I want your body ♪ -Ooh! 483 00:25:55,553 --> 00:25:58,181 ♪ All the time ♪ 484 00:25:58,265 --> 00:25:59,182 [giggles] 485 00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:02,227 Well, that's something I've never seen before. 486 00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:05,480 Do you think it'll taste like bananas now? 487 00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:07,065 I don't know. 488 00:26:07,148 --> 00:26:09,359 Haven't you ever tasted your own horn before? 489 00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:11,820 Well, I'm not really built that way. 490 00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:14,781 Plus, if I could, I don't think I'd ever leave the house. 491 00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:16,366 I love bananas! 492 00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:18,493 All right. Enough talk. 493 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:20,537 Here it comes. 494 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:22,038 Here comes the fun. 495 00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:25,750 Are you ready? 496 00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:28,503 -♪ I want to feel your body, touch me ♪ -[gulps] 497 00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:34,926 So, then he grabbed the gun and shot Santa Claus right between the eyes. 498 00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:38,430 And that's how I met my dad. 499 00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:41,850 [Janet] Much better story than how I met my dad. 500 00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:44,728 -How? -[grunts] At his funeral. 501 00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:47,063 I, uh... Ah, there you are. 502 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:51,609 Ah, bless you, child! 503 00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:55,864 -Is this my dad? -Mm? Yeah, eighth grade. 504 00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:59,743 That picture speaks a thousand words, most of them not for publication. 505 00:26:59,826 --> 00:27:01,911 Nicky was a soft one, runt of the litter. 506 00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:03,621 Everyone thought he was special. 507 00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:08,376 So much so we thought about taking him out to the woods and just setting him free. 508 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:11,921 I'm joking. 509 00:27:12,505 --> 00:27:13,548 Honey, freshen. 510 00:27:15,258 --> 00:27:18,428 So, you are a Sax, hm? 511 00:27:20,722 --> 00:27:23,850 From Saxi, in the Nordic. That's Scandinavian. 512 00:27:24,517 --> 00:27:27,062 In fact, that's where we get the Sax family crest, 513 00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:32,150 two gnomes crossing their itty-bitty daggers beneath a flag that reads... 514 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:34,694 "Size Don't Matter." 515 00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:40,575 Well... you know, us Saxes, sometimes, we get the short end of the stick. 516 00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:45,288 We fight back always. And so what about you, child? 517 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:46,998 Any fight in you? 518 00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:49,876 When I have to, but it's hard when you're little. 519 00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:51,836 That's when you fight dirty! 520 00:27:53,713 --> 00:27:55,840 It's the first thing I taught your father. 521 00:27:56,132 --> 00:27:57,258 The bigger they are... 522 00:27:58,218 --> 00:27:59,969 the more it hurts below the belt. 523 00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:01,596 [slurps] 524 00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:06,142 Tricky Dick Nixon! That is a good cocktail, child. 525 00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:07,894 Don't touch. 526 00:28:09,145 --> 00:28:10,313 Oh. 527 00:28:10,397 --> 00:28:11,398 [gentle music plays] 528 00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:15,235 Good afternoon. I'm Julie. May I call you Amanda? 529 00:28:16,319 --> 00:28:19,072 You're blood pressure's great. You're weight's great. 530 00:28:19,155 --> 00:28:21,616 Your temp is 98.6 on the dot. 531 00:28:21,699 --> 00:28:23,326 -Any pain? -Nope. 532 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:24,494 -Spotting? -Nope. 533 00:28:24,577 --> 00:28:27,539 How about change in mood? Any depression? 534 00:28:27,622 --> 00:28:29,416 I don't want to talk about it, Julie. 535 00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:32,168 Ah, well, a little bit of moodiness is to be expected, 536 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:34,379 with the change in hormones. 537 00:28:36,297 --> 00:28:38,425 -You're saying...? -The test came back positive. 538 00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:40,385 That's not possible. 539 00:28:40,468 --> 00:28:43,054 Uh, some of life's greatest blessings aren't planned! 540 00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:45,515 -What are my options? -You can see the child to term 541 00:28:45,598 --> 00:28:49,269 and then choose to either keep him or her, or you can give them up for adoption. 542 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,147 And my third option? 543 00:28:53,648 --> 00:28:54,983 Oh. You mean... 544 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:56,651 murder? 545 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,570 [chuckles] 546 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:01,114 I'm sorry? 547 00:29:01,197 --> 00:29:04,200 You are going to have a beautiful child of God 548 00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:08,288 and hopefully, he or she looks just like you, so beautiful. 549 00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:10,582 I'm not having it. 550 00:29:10,665 --> 00:29:13,251 I think it's wise that you understand the facts. 551 00:29:14,043 --> 00:29:16,421 Cervical cancer spikes post-abortion. 552 00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:21,384 You have an 87% chance of becoming sterile and often we're unable to remove 553 00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:23,845 all the baby's limbs and digits from the womb. 554 00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:24,888 What? 555 00:29:24,971 --> 00:29:27,348 They kind of just float around... 556 00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:31,060 causing all sorts of medical issues, as you can imagine. 557 00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:33,229 What the hell kind of women's health clinic is this? 558 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:35,148 The kind that can save your soul. 559 00:29:35,231 --> 00:29:36,399 Okay. 560 00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:38,151 You have an 11-year-old daughter? 561 00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:41,946 How would she feel about you killing her little brother or sister? 562 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:43,239 Fuck you, Julie. 563 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,499 [silent throughout] 564 00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:03,760 [white noise] 565 00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:22,946 -[snores softly] -[phone buzzes] 566 00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:35,750 [snores] 567 00:30:46,052 --> 00:30:47,846 [manic screaming] 568 00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:50,890 Holy shit. 569 00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:52,016 [door bangs] 570 00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:55,436 [screaming on TV continues] 571 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,858 -You need to work on your aim. -What? 572 00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:01,734 Smoothie, he's alive! 573 00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:04,362 One eye down, but still with the same sparkling personality. 574 00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:09,075 What is... What is that? 575 00:31:09,158 --> 00:31:11,411 -Sax-- -You knew? You knew! 576 00:31:11,494 --> 00:31:14,455 I saw him at Shine Tower. You know, when we were... 577 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:18,126 -I don't think he realized it was me. -I want to tear your head off right now. 578 00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:21,379 -Yeah, tough guy? What's stopping you? -You were right, is what's stopping me! 579 00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:23,882 We should've gone after this son of a bitch a long time ago! 580 00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:26,217 -The Kap tape. You have to see this. -Oh, this? 581 00:31:27,343 --> 00:31:28,386 No, Sax! 582 00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:31,180 We can flip him. We can get him to testify. 583 00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:33,391 You get your revenge. I get my badge back. 584 00:31:33,474 --> 00:31:36,394 Aw, shove your badge up your vag. [breathes heavily] 585 00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:37,937 They're all in this together. 586 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:43,693 I should've seen it. I take out Shine. Then, from him, I get to Smoothie. 587 00:31:43,776 --> 00:31:47,906 If Le Dic can get me anywhere near that sequined clown, then we take him out. 588 00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:52,535 -We finish this... my way. -I know what you're feeling right now. 589 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:55,538 -Do you? -But take a step back and take a breath. 590 00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:58,666 -You could be walking into a trap. -Mer, you invited me into this pool. 591 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:02,211 Well, here the fuck I am, weenie bikini and all. Where are you? 592 00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:03,546 Not in that pool. 593 00:32:04,505 --> 00:32:07,675 The one thing I've learned is you can't underestimate Shine. 594 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,889 Well... I've been out there, Mer... 595 00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:16,559 driving a cab, taking my little kid to school. 596 00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:21,564 Just living a normal life, like any other average chump. 597 00:32:22,523 --> 00:32:26,152 I've been a sitting duck. He could've gone after me any time he wanted. 598 00:32:27,403 --> 00:32:28,404 [sighs] 599 00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:32,200 But he didn't. Now, maybe he thought I wasn't a threat. 600 00:32:32,283 --> 00:32:34,327 Maybe he thought there's no way I could touch him. 601 00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:37,580 So, maybe, just maybe, Mer... 602 00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:42,752 maybe he underestimated me. 603 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:53,471 [Smoothie] They make you look so grown up. 604 00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:54,806 Do they still hurt? 605 00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:57,225 Not as bad as I thought. 606 00:32:57,767 --> 00:33:01,187 Well, a little pain never hurt anyone. I like them. 607 00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:02,647 My mom's gonna kill me. 608 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:09,362 Parents always tell you that you're too young for things. 609 00:33:09,862 --> 00:33:12,281 But no matter how desperately they try... 610 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:15,034 they can't stop you from growing up. 611 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,287 Where were you when I texted? 612 00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:20,873 I thought you knew everything. 613 00:33:24,585 --> 00:33:25,795 Dropped off again... 614 00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:28,339 from relative to relative. 615 00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:33,302 Sometimes it feels like no one wants you. I know how that is. 616 00:33:33,386 --> 00:33:35,054 You don't know anything about me. 617 00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:37,515 We have more in common than you might think. 618 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:45,189 [chuckles] Wasn't long ago that you were one of those children. 619 00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:47,775 What was it? Not one wish. 620 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:49,652 Not just two wishes! 621 00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:51,821 But three wishes. 622 00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:55,491 They never came true, did they? 623 00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:59,245 Mine did. I wanted to meet my dad. 624 00:33:59,328 --> 00:34:01,456 That's so sweet. Mm. 625 00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:04,667 But was he everything you wished for? 626 00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:12,216 [Hailey] I can never be like that anymore, can I? 627 00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:17,555 [Smoothie] No. You can never be naïve again, no longer a child, a victim. 628 00:34:17,638 --> 00:34:21,768 Like a little lamb, eyes to the clouds, led singing to the slaughterhouse. 629 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:23,519 You've seen so much. 630 00:34:23,853 --> 00:34:25,313 [Sanga] You could be little forever. 631 00:34:25,688 --> 00:34:27,523 [Smoothie] Your perception has sharpened. 632 00:34:28,816 --> 00:34:30,902 You can see things they can't see... 633 00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:33,571 the truth behind the artifice. 634 00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:38,159 Now, all you have to do is... 635 00:34:39,535 --> 00:34:40,453 look. 636 00:34:40,953 --> 00:34:43,539 [indistinct chatter and laughter] 637 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:51,589 [buzzing] 638 00:34:51,672 --> 00:34:56,594 [vibrating] Why... are... you... buzzing...? 639 00:34:56,886 --> 00:35:00,723 I... don't... know...! 640 00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:06,062 [buzzing] 641 00:35:06,145 --> 00:35:08,397 [squeals] 642 00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:12,693 [groans softly] 643 00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:18,032 Well, it doesn't get much weirder than that. 644 00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:20,076 [squelch] 645 00:35:23,412 --> 00:35:28,084 [Orcus] ♪ I'm always chasing rainbows ♪ 646 00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:34,048 ♪ Watching the clouds passing by ♪ 647 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:40,138 ♪ My schemes are just like all my dreams ♪ 648 00:35:40,221 --> 00:35:42,723 ♪ Ending in the sky ♪ 649 00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:45,434 ♪ Some fellows ♪ 650 00:35:47,770 --> 00:35:49,981 You know, it's happening tonight. 651 00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:57,196 And my smart, splendid lads, I think there's a very good chance 652 00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:01,784 that you'll both be alive to see the sunny, sunny light of day. 653 00:36:02,118 --> 00:36:03,744 -[grunts] -What the hell? 654 00:36:04,370 --> 00:36:06,581 [grunting and groaning] 655 00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:08,749 -[whimpers softly] -[prisoners yell] 656 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:11,294 [grunting and groaning] 657 00:36:11,377 --> 00:36:12,962 [distant klaxon blares] 658 00:36:13,045 --> 00:36:14,130 Attack! 659 00:36:14,797 --> 00:36:16,924 [grunts and groans] 660 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,176 [yelling and grunting] 661 00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:20,469 [indistinct chatter over walkie-talkies] 662 00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:22,930 [Blue grunts and groans] 663 00:36:23,764 --> 00:36:25,266 [groans] 664 00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:28,519 Pink! Pink! Pink! [groans] 665 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:32,064 -[Blue] Goddamn it! [groans] -[Pink grunts] 666 00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:34,859 -[grunts and groans] -[siren] 667 00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:39,655 [Blue whimpers and grunts] 668 00:36:40,656 --> 00:36:41,866 [shrieks] 669 00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:42,825 Ah! 670 00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:45,494 I'm sorry. 671 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,247 Pink, I'm scared. 672 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:51,709 I love you. 673 00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:58,299 [both scream and yell] 674 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,097 Wow! What was that? 675 00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:08,768 I don't, but I'd order it again on a sundae. 676 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,770 [loud puff] 677 00:37:15,858 --> 00:37:16,859 What? 678 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:17,860 Nothing. 679 00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:21,030 It's just... you're so pretty. 680 00:37:21,113 --> 00:37:23,115 [giggles] 681 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:25,826 Oh, no, no thanks. 682 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:28,287 I don't smoke, but I do spoon! 683 00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:32,250 This is nice. 684 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:34,585 Most guys just want to fork. 685 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:36,671 You know, you could stay for a while. 686 00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:38,089 Like, all night. 687 00:37:38,172 --> 00:37:39,840 I mean, if you want. 688 00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:41,968 You want me to stay all night? 689 00:37:42,051 --> 00:37:42,969 Sure! 690 00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:46,222 Oh! We can have chocolate-chip pancakes in the morning! 691 00:37:46,305 --> 00:37:47,515 Like at a sleepover! 692 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:51,227 Well, I do love pancakes, 693 00:37:51,310 --> 00:37:54,522 but won't your friend be wondering where you are? 694 00:37:54,730 --> 00:37:56,524 Oh, who cares about him? 695 00:37:56,607 --> 00:37:58,985 He's probably somewhere dumb and boring... 696 00:37:59,485 --> 00:38:00,486 [yawns] 697 00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:02,697 doing dumb... [yawns] 698 00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:05,074 ...boring stuff. 699 00:38:05,157 --> 00:38:07,118 [discordant electronic dance music] 700 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:10,705 [squealing and groaning] 701 00:39:05,926 --> 00:39:06,844 [Sax] Amanda? 702 00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:09,597 Nick!