1 00:00:10,468 --> 00:00:12,220 [Happy] Happily on previous... 2 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:14,556 [screams] 3 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:17,308 [screaming and panicked yelling] 4 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:21,021 I want to know about the big announcement that your show is being canceled. 5 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:22,480 This is not an end! 6 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:26,526 The show will go on! 7 00:00:28,027 --> 00:00:29,446 -[grunts] -[David] Bingo! 8 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:33,074 I really wish things were the way they used to be. 9 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:35,076 [Amanda] Yeah. I'm back. 10 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,996 [screaming and yelling] 11 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:39,831 Where's our fucking daughter? 12 00:00:39,914 --> 00:00:41,207 -[soundtrack scrubs] -Ah! 13 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:43,918 -[Sax] Penis! -♪ Put on a happy, happy, happy... ♪ 14 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:46,004 -[soundtrack scrubs] -[Doug] Sonny... 15 00:00:46,087 --> 00:00:47,172 -Ah! -[creature screeches] 16 00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:51,718 What do I know? Except exactly where Hailey is? 17 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:53,887 -[grunts] -[soundtrack scrubs] 18 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:55,555 [Amanda] Daddy destruction. 19 00:00:55,638 --> 00:00:57,932 [squealing] 20 00:00:58,266 --> 00:01:01,853 [Orcus] You can never get back what was stolen from you, 21 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:04,981 but you can make the world more correct. 22 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:07,358 [soundtrack scrubs] 23 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:08,318 Later, sucker. 24 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:09,861 [slow-motion yell] 25 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,571 [Amanda] You want me to inject him? 26 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:13,698 [Smoothie] In the buttocks, please. 27 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:16,659 [soundtrack scrubs] 28 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:20,288 [moaning] 29 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:24,209 We both know this doesn't end until one of us is dead. 30 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:26,211 Absolutely. 31 00:01:26,711 --> 00:01:29,464 But there are much worse things than dead. 32 00:01:30,298 --> 00:01:32,675 [music: "I'll Have a Blue Christmas" plays] 33 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:54,739 Buy you another? 34 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:59,285 The glory hole is somewhere else, pal. I don't swallow. 35 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,245 Oh. 36 00:02:00,745 --> 00:02:03,957 I'm sorry. You're clearly not the Nick Sax that I've heard of, then. 37 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:08,169 -Blue Scaramucci-- -I know who you are. 38 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:12,382 I just don't want what you're selling. 39 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:14,425 Wise not to trust anyone. 40 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,720 Oh, they set you up good, Sax. 41 00:02:18,721 --> 00:02:21,766 Cops going cannibal on cops. 42 00:02:23,017 --> 00:02:25,728 Ain't that a sorry state of internal affairs? 43 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:27,438 One for my friend. 44 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:28,523 Double, please. 45 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,526 Tell my new friend I don't have any friends. 46 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,612 Just pour his into mine. 47 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:35,989 Oh. 48 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:41,828 You know what? Give me a little glass of, um, maraschino cherries. 49 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:50,587 New York's finest. Christ, look what they did to you. 50 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:55,758 You're like a... lonely pube... 51 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:58,177 on the rim of a urinal. 52 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:01,055 Cast off... 53 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:02,473 forgotten... 54 00:03:03,808 --> 00:03:05,310 clinging for dear life. 55 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:08,438 You know, you put those words to music, you could have yourself a hit there. 56 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:11,482 Now, as pertaining to my prior employment, 57 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:14,152 they didn't do anything to me that I hadn't already earned 58 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:15,403 20 times over the amount. 59 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:17,113 Now they're going to plant blow? 60 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:20,491 Good on them. 61 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:36,966 Okay. Theodore Pavlov, the Dog Whisperer. Yeah, so? 62 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:40,553 Besides the double-digit body count, what'd he do? Steal your tricycle? 63 00:03:41,512 --> 00:03:43,514 This is one sour cherry. 64 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:47,352 Mm. Yeah, he's a slippery motherfucker. We tried to put him away for years. 65 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:48,686 There's your mistake. 66 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:52,482 Man like this, one does not put him away. 67 00:03:53,691 --> 00:03:55,401 One puts him in the ground. 68 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,658 And who better than Nick Sax to do so? 69 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:05,536 You played by their rules long enough. 70 00:04:05,828 --> 00:04:06,829 Now, look. 71 00:04:07,705 --> 00:04:08,957 Look what it's got you. 72 00:04:20,301 --> 00:04:21,511 Work for me. 73 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,556 Embrace your manifest destiny... 74 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:27,850 as judge, jury... 75 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:32,230 and executioner. 76 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:38,236 And maybe even have a little fun while you're at it. 77 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:46,536 [Amanda] Nick... Nick. 78 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:48,288 Nick. 79 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,164 [Happy] Wake up! Nick! 80 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:51,666 [Sax] Oh, okay. 81 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:53,001 I'm just a little... 82 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:55,378 [grunts] 83 00:04:58,548 --> 00:04:59,799 Real talk. 84 00:04:59,882 --> 00:05:00,717 Hm. 85 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,094 [inhales deeply] This is some good shit, Smoothie. 86 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:11,144 I wouldn't if I were you. I need him alive... 87 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:12,645 not you. 88 00:05:17,942 --> 00:05:20,069 -Let's go. -[Sax grunts] 89 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:23,323 [Sonny Shine theme song plays] 90 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:25,325 [security equipment buzzes] 91 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:27,618 [background chattering] 92 00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:39,756 [bleeping] 93 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:41,591 [equipment buzzes] 94 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,985 This way to your seat, Miss Hansen. 95 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,738 [bleeping and security equipment buzzes] 96 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:06,074 [kids chatter and laugh] 97 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:23,007 [girl] Oh, my God! 98 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,342 [chattering and laughter] 99 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:35,520 Come here. 100 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:36,687 [Amanda grunts] 101 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,356 Hey! Cool it with the rough stuff! 102 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:41,150 Hey! No! 103 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,151 [door slams] 104 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:43,903 [lock clicks] 105 00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:46,197 [pants heavily] 106 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:47,448 [sighs] 107 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:54,330 [gasps] 108 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:15,726 What... kind... 109 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:23,818 What kind of evil...? 110 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:50,845 Feels great! Teeny bit tight is all. 111 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,890 I guess the costume was made for a little guy. 112 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:55,349 Hm. Don't worry about that. 113 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:57,768 -You've studied the script? -Yes, sir. 114 00:07:57,852 --> 00:08:01,439 Me, good. You, evil, blah, blah, blah, blah. 115 00:08:01,522 --> 00:08:04,400 -And then you kick my ass. -Then I kick your ass, correct. 116 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:08,779 Right. About that part, we ain't really ever gone over that. 117 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:09,780 Improv. 118 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,450 I make my entrance. You follow my lead. 119 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:16,746 I defeat you! I save Easter! 120 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:18,206 Where is the disconnect? 121 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:21,417 Uh, the other part, the part where I got to, you know... 122 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,170 We've been over this a bazillion times. 123 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:27,006 I know, but shouldn't there be some kind of way we can fake it? 124 00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:29,342 The blood and guts, and all. 125 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:31,636 You know, like some kind of Hollywood magic? 126 00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:32,720 No. 127 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,389 You corn-fed... 128 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:38,392 cornhole. 129 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:41,354 It has to be real. 130 00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:43,814 That's what people want now, reality. 131 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:46,317 But I ain't even skinned a possum before, Mr. Shine. 132 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:51,322 You said you would do anything to succeed. 133 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:53,449 Right? 134 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:57,745 [stutters] And then... 135 00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:02,708 the other part, where it says: "The evil dies tonight." 136 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,336 Guess that means I ain't comin' back. 137 00:09:06,128 --> 00:09:07,505 That's the best part. 138 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:09,882 Yeah. Evil Bunny. 139 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:13,219 Evil Bunny makes a death-defying escape, only to fight another day 140 00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:17,932 as Sonny Shine's very big, very bad, ultra-arch villy. 141 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:18,933 A recurring role? 142 00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:20,434 -Oh! -[bleeping] 143 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:22,395 Ah! Give me a second. 144 00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:25,690 Okay, get out. 145 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:28,484 Remember... 146 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:30,820 this is our secret, 147 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:34,073 our own J.J. Abrams super plot twist. 148 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,576 J.J. Abrams. 149 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,619 [bleeping] 150 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,540 [sighs] 151 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:48,004 Sonny, I'd like you to meet a very special little girl. 152 00:09:56,554 --> 00:10:00,558 [distorted sonar sounds] 153 00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:09,567 [Smoothie] Best seats in the house. 154 00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:12,194 Oh. Oh. 155 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:15,448 Look! 156 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,617 For a special occasion. 157 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:20,745 -[cork pops] -Oh. Oh. 158 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,830 Oops. [chuckles] 159 00:10:22,913 --> 00:10:24,957 Maybe I'm getting a little too excited. 160 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,208 -Oh, you thirsty? -Yes. 161 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,460 Yes, thirsty. 162 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:29,920 Here we go. Thirsty, thirsty, thirsty... 163 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:32,590 No, no. Oh. Oh! 164 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:35,051 -No, you don't. No. -Gimme. 165 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:36,761 Because the alcohol, 166 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:40,264 it will dilute the drug running through your system, 167 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:43,225 and we can't have that. 168 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,810 -[Sax grunts softly] -No. 169 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,896 [Smoothie gasps softly] Oops. Oh, boy. 170 00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:50,066 Big bottle. Yes. 171 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,359 [Smoothie sighs] 172 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,861 Look at you. 173 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:59,033 [Smoothie] Every fiber of that adorable little face 174 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:01,327 screaming for murder. 175 00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:03,162 [Orcus] Sonny... 176 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:06,832 this is your new soloist, Hailey Hansen. 177 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,459 New soloist? 178 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,336 What happened to Tatiana? 179 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:14,965 She was deported back to Uzbekistan, but didn't you hear me? 180 00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:21,639 Hailey Hansen, survivor of the terrible mass kidnappings last Christmas. 181 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,350 [Sonny] I see. 182 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,478 Will you excuse us for a moment? 183 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:35,486 Isn't she the kid... [whispers] of you-know-who? 184 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:36,904 Hm. 185 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,657 You could look at it that way. 186 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:45,162 Or... [whispers] she's a celebrity victim. 187 00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,915 Put her on a pedestal. 188 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,710 Give her a magical moment. 189 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:57,925 People love a good resurrection story. 190 00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:02,680 -Does she know the words to the music? -Oh, every octave. 191 00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:06,892 Fine. You win. 192 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,353 -[chuckles] -Yes, let's... 193 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,064 Let's see. 194 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:19,113 Of all the little double-X chromosomes in all the land... 195 00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:23,534 why do you think you deserve to be on stage with me? 196 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:31,083 If she's going to freeze up now, she's going to piss ice cubes on that stage. 197 00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:35,463 Okay, Hailey. 198 00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:39,091 Now, you tell Sonny Shine why you're saving 199 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,552 the real fireworks for the show tonight. 200 00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:43,637 The big event. 201 00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:54,815 Mr. Shine, I've dreamed of this moment since I was little. 202 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:59,195 Honestly, this has been the worst year of my entire life. 203 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,655 Christmas was ruined forever. 204 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,825 But you know who got me through it all? 205 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:07,661 You. 206 00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:10,080 I made one wish and it came true. 207 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:11,665 I'm with you, 208 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,876 my hero, Sonny Shine. 209 00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:16,629 Any kid would kill to be where I am. 210 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:20,633 I want you... 211 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,178 to say all of that... 212 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,472 tonight... 213 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:28,390 on camera... 214 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:31,769 to the world. 215 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,020 Okay? 216 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,189 Absolutely, Mr. Shine. 217 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:37,942 Paint my pickle. 218 00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:40,819 Hailey Hansen... 219 00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:42,613 [spits] 220 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:44,990 Welcome aboard! 221 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,624 [indistinct chatter in distance] 222 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:03,509 -[upbeat rock music] -[cheering] 223 00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:07,763 [announcer] Coming to living rooms and home theaters of 100 million Sun Drops 224 00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:11,809 around the world, broadcast in 147 different countries, 225 00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:15,396 in 25 languages, including six dialects of Arabic, 226 00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:18,440 the moment you've been waiting for all year, 227 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:22,111 it's Sonny Shine's Easter Eggtacular! 228 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,654 Yeah! 229 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:26,490 [kids chant] Sonny, Sonny, Sonny... 230 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:29,577 -[dramatic fanfare plays] -[cheering] 231 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:41,422 Are we making Easter great again? 232 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:43,299 -[kids] Yeah! -[Sonny] Get ready! 233 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:47,469 [laughs and gibbers] 234 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,971 Sun Drops! 235 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:52,016 Sun Drops! 236 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,309 I love you all. 237 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,977 [man] I love you, Sonny! 238 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,145 And why wouldn't you? 239 00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,106 Why wouldn't you? 240 00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:00,441 [cheering] 241 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:03,652 You know, I had planned a big bump-and-grind number 242 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,446 for the opening of tonight's show. 243 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:10,659 Something strange and darkly sexy... 244 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,038 with my wonderful Wishees, of course. 245 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,874 But then I thought... 246 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,628 this moment's not about me. 247 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,505 This moment is about you! 248 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,175 [cheering] 249 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:29,136 Your voice, not mine! 250 00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:32,056 Is there some... 251 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,267 special someone out there... 252 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,480 who will give me their voice? 253 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:42,149 -[cheering] -Woo-hoo-hoo! 254 00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:43,192 Yes! 255 00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:45,819 My, my, my. Yes! 256 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:47,154 Is it you? 257 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:48,656 No, it's not you. 258 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:52,284 Up there in the cheapies... no. 259 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,036 [kids yell] 260 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,497 Absolutely... not you. 261 00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:59,541 -[kid 1] Me, Sonny! Me! -[kid 2] Pick me! 262 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:01,418 Oh. 263 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:03,754 You. 264 00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,547 [kids] Pick me! 265 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,548 [Sonny] You! 266 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,885 Would you like to give me your voice... 267 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,471 Hailey Hansen? 268 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,223 [silence] 269 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,726 [breathes softly] 270 00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:22,815 [Sonny] Yes! 271 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,651 -Come on up! Come on up! -[cheering] 272 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:29,321 You probably read about her on your phones. 273 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:30,614 [equipment clicks] 274 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:33,867 Hailey was the little girl that was kidnapped last Christmas. 275 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,789 She survived unspeakable terrors. 276 00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:41,667 Hailey! 277 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:45,212 And maybe... part of her died a little. 278 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:46,463 Can you blame her? 279 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:49,216 Maybe you're starting to get it, but let me help you. 280 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:53,679 Inside that Easter basket is a 9mm handgun. 281 00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:55,556 She smuggled it into the show tonight. 282 00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:56,932 [softly] No. 283 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,308 No. 284 00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,852 [Sonny] But now she's back... 285 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,605 resurrected. 286 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,691 -[cheering] -[mournful music plays] 287 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,368 [sobs softly] 288 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:23,208 ♪ Limb by limb and tooth by tooth ♪ 289 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:29,882 ♪ Tearing up inside of me ♪ 290 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,509 ♪ Every day ♪ 291 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:35,471 ♪ Every hour ♪ 292 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,682 ♪ Wish that I ♪ 293 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,856 ♪ Was bulletproof... ♪ 294 00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:46,815 [cheering] 295 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,442 [screams] 296 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:50,486 Hailey! 297 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:51,987 I got to find Nick, Amanda. 298 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,198 Nick'll know what to do. He always does. 299 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,825 -[grunts] -[parts click] 300 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:12,299 ♪ Wax me, mold me ♪ 301 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,468 I think you know what she's going to do with that gun. 302 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:15,427 No. 303 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:18,514 She's going to use it for what guns are used for. 304 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,808 Like father, like daughter. 305 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:27,523 ♪ You have turned me into this Just wish that... ♪ 306 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,775 Don't you see, Sax? 307 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,985 This is how I destroy you. 308 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,488 This is how I undo you. 309 00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:41,036 ♪ Was bulletproof... ♪ 310 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:45,457 [exhales deeply] Please.... No. 311 00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:49,128 I mean, why not have a child? What's the worst thing that could happen? 312 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,589 Winds up like me? 313 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:56,301 -[Sax] Please! -All the begging and the pleading... 314 00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:59,555 -No. -...it's like music to my ears. 315 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:04,518 ♪ So pay me money and take a shot ♪ 316 00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:12,109 ♪ Leadfill the hole in me ♪ 317 00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:17,406 ♪ I could burst a million bubbles ♪ 318 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,242 ♪ All surrogate ♪ 319 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:32,254 ♪ And bulletproof ♪ 320 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,470 ♪ And bulletproof ♪ 321 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,556 [confused chattering] 322 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,061 [Evil Bunny] I warned you! 323 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,440 There would be no Easter fun this year. 324 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,942 [kids scream] 325 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,612 No gaiety. 326 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,530 No revelry. 327 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:04,453 No pastel pagan Bacchanalia! But you didn't listen. 328 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:07,206 [screaming] 329 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,499 "Easter strong," you said. 330 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,960 Well, we'll see. 331 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,670 We'll see! 332 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,633 -Sonny, you moron. What the hell? -[Sax grunts] 333 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:20,594 -Nick! -[grunts] Ah, Happy. 334 00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:21,678 I found you. 335 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,388 Yeah. [breathes heavily] 336 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:24,890 Just like the first time. 337 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:27,809 -What can I do, Nick? -Sure could use a drink. 338 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,856 No, no, no, no, no... Not that. 339 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:35,609 [grunts] 340 00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:39,404 Nick, I've been thinking. You can touch me. No one else can. 341 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,073 -[Happy squeaks] -[Sax grunts] 342 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:43,617 But why? 343 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,702 -Uh... -I think... 344 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,913 I think it's because you believe in me. 345 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,749 -Fascinating. -Uh-huh. 346 00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:53,335 Now, believe in this. 347 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,755 [gasps and chuckles] 348 00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,966 [whispers] Thank you, sweet Jesus. 349 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,259 Bottoms up, buddy. 350 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:01,426 [ring pull clicks] 351 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,638 -[beer fizzes] -[Sax glugs] 352 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,473 [burps] 353 00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:07,683 [inhales deeply] 354 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,601 [grunts angrily] 355 00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,019 [kids scream] 356 00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:15,107 [Sonny] Not so fast, you cotton-tailed terrorist! 357 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:16,942 [screaming] 358 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,902 [Sonny] Over here, rodent! 359 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,487 -[kids scream] -[chuckles] 360 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:22,781 [screaming] 361 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,705 Your hippity-hoppity reign of destruction ends tonight. 362 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,748 [upbeat rock music plays] 363 00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:35,752 [Sonny] Mega! 364 00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,922 [Sonny laughs wildly] 365 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,925 [Evil Bunny grunts and groans] 366 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:44,970 [pants] 367 00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:46,305 [cheering] 368 00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:48,557 -[Sonny grunts] -[cheering] 369 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:52,853 -[grunting] -[cheering] 370 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:58,525 -[Sax grunts softly] -[Smoothie chuckles] Oh, no. No, no. 371 00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:00,402 You're not going anywhere, Daddy. 372 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:04,990 I filled that syringe with a dosage that would paralyze a silverback gorilla 373 00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:06,783 and then doubled it. 374 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:09,328 Should have tripled it. 375 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:12,539 [grunts and groans] 376 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,583 That was close. [grunts] 377 00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:20,589 [Sax yells] 378 00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:23,425 [screaming and panicked chattering] 379 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,260 [audience chant] Sonny! Sonny... 380 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,304 -[cheering] -[Sonny whoops and laughs] 381 00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:34,561 [grunting] 382 00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:37,064 [grunting and groaning] 383 00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:43,111 [Sax grunts and gasps for breath] 384 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:45,614 [groans and grunts] 385 00:22:46,364 --> 00:22:48,158 [grunting and groaning] 386 00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:50,118 [Sax mumbles] 387 00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:52,162 [groans] 388 00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:54,873 [groans] 389 00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:56,792 I... Aw! 390 00:22:57,501 --> 00:23:00,170 [grunting and groaning] 391 00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:04,841 [grunts] 392 00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,302 -[kids chant] Sonny! Sonny... -No one gets out of here! 393 00:23:07,385 --> 00:23:08,887 [distant screaming] 394 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:12,349 Come on! Come on! Come on! Let's get out of here now! 395 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,061 [grunts] 396 00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:22,567 [grunts] 397 00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:27,322 [groans and yells] 398 00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:29,699 [bones snap and grunting] 399 00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:32,327 -[loud thuds] -[groans] 400 00:23:44,422 --> 00:23:45,757 [Sonny grunts] 401 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:49,678 [mumbles and grunts] 402 00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:51,805 [grunts] 403 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,229 Don't panic, everyone. I got this. 404 00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:04,025 -No, no! Cut! Cut, cut, cut, cut! -[yells] 405 00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:07,404 [kids cheer] 406 00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:10,490 Woo! [laughs] 407 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:16,413 [kids chant] Sonny! Sonny! Sonny! Sonny! Sonny! Sonny! Sonny! 408 00:24:16,496 --> 00:24:22,836 Sonny! Sonny! Sonny! Sonny! Sonny! Sonny! 409 00:24:32,053 --> 00:24:34,431 [breathes heavily] 410 00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:41,605 Hailey! 411 00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:50,739 [Sax] Hailey, don't do... [groans] 412 00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:52,574 Stop. 413 00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:54,451 Hailey. 414 00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:56,453 [pants] 415 00:24:57,704 --> 00:25:00,123 [pants] This is what Smoothie wants. 416 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,461 This is what he's wanted from the beginning. 417 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:12,761 [breathes heavily] 418 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,638 I'm not doing this for him, Dad. 419 00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:18,808 I'm doing it for me. 420 00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:27,609 [pants and grunts] 421 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,404 [grunts] 422 00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:34,199 Nick! 423 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:36,701 [pants] 424 00:25:44,834 --> 00:25:45,919 [Orcus gasps] 425 00:25:55,345 --> 00:25:56,304 [gunshot] 426 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:57,681 [screaming] 427 00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:06,147 [music: "When Sunny Gets Blue" plays] 428 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:10,235 [gunshot] 429 00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:12,946 [pants] 430 00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:26,084 [panicked chattering fades] 431 00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:32,299 ["When Sunny Gets Blue" plays softly] 432 00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:35,844 My little Sun Drops. 433 00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:37,595 Oh! [chuckles] 434 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,265 [coughs and groans] 435 00:26:46,229 --> 00:26:47,522 [exhales] 436 00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:50,108 Beep! 437 00:26:50,191 --> 00:26:51,818 [coughs and sniffles] 438 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:53,528 You're not... 439 00:26:53,611 --> 00:26:54,696 You're not the fu... 440 00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:56,197 You're not the future. 441 00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:57,699 Oh. 442 00:26:58,199 --> 00:26:59,242 You're not... 443 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:00,577 You're not the future. 444 00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:03,663 [camera clicks] 445 00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:04,914 I am the... 446 00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:06,416 I... I'm the... 447 00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:07,459 I'm the fu... 448 00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:09,419 I'm the future. 449 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:11,338 I'm... 450 00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:13,465 [crash] 451 00:27:13,548 --> 00:27:15,759 -[kids gasp] -[Imaginary Friends pop] 452 00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:21,848 [kids sob] 453 00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:30,857 [approaching sirens blare] 454 00:27:31,524 --> 00:27:34,110 [woman, distantly] Stop, please! They're over there! 455 00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:39,532 Huh! 456 00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:40,492 [Sax groans] 457 00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:41,910 [gasps and sobs softly] 458 00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:44,537 Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad... Dad, I'm... I'm sorry. 459 00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:45,497 Shh! 460 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:46,956 No, no, no. 461 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,418 It's not your fault. I did this. 462 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:54,464 I'm sorry I said I wanted things to go back to the way they used to be. 463 00:27:54,547 --> 00:27:56,674 I didn't mean it! I didn't! [sobs] 464 00:27:57,258 --> 00:27:59,260 I know. It's okay. 465 00:28:01,554 --> 00:28:04,015 You never needed a fake dad, anyway. 466 00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:06,393 You're not a fake dad. 467 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:09,437 [sobs softly] You're real. 468 00:28:10,688 --> 00:28:12,482 And I don't want you to go. 469 00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:15,276 [Hailey sobs] 470 00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:19,322 [Sax grunts and pants] 471 00:28:19,697 --> 00:28:22,283 [breathes heavily] 472 00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:29,707 [sobs softly] 473 00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:34,337 [chattering and yelling in background] 474 00:28:36,297 --> 00:28:37,757 [chattering on police radio] 475 00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:44,139 Sonny's show was the highest-rated Easter Sunday broadcast ever. 476 00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:47,392 By the time he ate the bullet, he was doing Super Bowl numbers. 477 00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:49,144 He was right. The show was a hit. 478 00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:52,480 It's ironic. Poor guy never lived to see the overnights. 479 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:55,024 -I always knew it would work. -What about Brooks? 480 00:28:59,612 --> 00:29:00,488 Replaceable. 481 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,782 No, I mean, shouldn't we say something? 482 00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:05,326 Tell someone? I mean, his family. 483 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:07,203 Why ruin a great feel-good story? 484 00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:10,457 We should get something going with the guy, the one who killed Santa Claus. 485 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:13,209 Now we're talking. He's like a real-life John McClane. 486 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:17,297 -Exclusive with Fareed Zakaria. -Screw that. Why not his own show? 487 00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:20,550 Wait. Wait. Let's don't get ahead of ourselves. Didn't he die? 488 00:29:20,633 --> 00:29:22,802 -[life support bleeps] -[urgent chatter] 489 00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:24,888 [flatline bleep] 490 00:29:28,641 --> 00:29:29,642 Somebody check that. 491 00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:32,729 [flatline bleep] 492 00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:35,815 Nick! Wake up, Nick! 493 00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:39,027 -[doctor] Call it. -[nurse] Time of death, 9:53 p.m. 494 00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:43,239 [doctor] All right. That's a wrap. [sighs] You want to grab margaritas at Chili's? 495 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:45,158 [nurse sighs] No. The Voice is on tonight. 496 00:29:45,241 --> 00:29:46,701 No! You can't just... 497 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:49,537 This is somebody's father! Somebody's son! 498 00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:51,873 Somebody's best friend! 499 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:54,918 Wake him up, Doc! Use the zappers! Come on! 500 00:29:55,710 --> 00:29:56,586 Wait. 501 00:29:59,005 --> 00:29:59,964 Do you feel that? 502 00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:03,718 -That breeze? -No. Uh-uh! No, no, no, no. 503 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:06,888 Don't start that shit, Doc, that you can feel the spirit leaving them, 504 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:09,390 as they slough off the motherfucking mortal coil. 505 00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:12,519 I'm not having that shit. I will the fuck walk right out of here, 506 00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:14,979 and you will not see my black ass ever again. 507 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:15,939 Try me. 508 00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:20,610 [Bulldog Raspberry] Aw, there are millions of IFs out there just like you, Happy. 509 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:25,240 Waiting for the moment our young friends stop believing completely. 510 00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:27,992 And we blink out of existence. 511 00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:30,495 When your friend stops believing, you disappear. 512 00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:33,957 I die if she dies. 513 00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:37,669 Well, I guess this is it, then. 514 00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:40,129 I've lived. I've loved. 515 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:44,926 I've done things no Imaginary Friend has ever done. Now it's time for me to go. 516 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,762 The great pineapple pasture in the sky, 517 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:51,015 where IFs frolic forever under clown-colored clouds. 518 00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:52,934 Goodbye, sweet world. 519 00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:55,770 Goodbye, Hailey, wherever you are. 520 00:30:57,438 --> 00:30:58,439 Goodbye, partner. 521 00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:09,200 I'm... 522 00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:11,286 not dead. 523 00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:15,999 Why the heck ain't I dead? 524 00:31:18,501 --> 00:31:21,671 [music: "Flower Duet" from Lakmé ] 525 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:26,009 [women sigh and giggle] 526 00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:34,225 [women moan and sigh] 527 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:40,231 [woman] Welcome, Nick. 528 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:43,985 -Size doesn't matter here. -[groaning] 529 00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:50,742 My breasts are filled with the finest of bourbons. 530 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:55,872 Suckle them for eternity. 531 00:32:12,847 --> 00:32:14,474 -[Orcus] Hello, Nick. -[music stops] 532 00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:20,146 Motherfucker. If you're going to cock-block me for all eternity, 533 00:32:20,229 --> 00:32:21,522 we're going to have a problem. 534 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:26,444 No, no, Nick. I just come here sometimes, you know, pop into the party, 535 00:32:26,527 --> 00:32:30,406 which is absolutely fucking bestial. 536 00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:31,449 [laughs] 537 00:32:31,532 --> 00:32:35,662 No, but I wanted to tell you, Nick, doesn't have to be this way. 538 00:32:35,745 --> 00:32:37,538 You can turn back. 539 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:39,457 I don't think you got the memo, asshole. 540 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:42,961 I flatlined. Bellied up. Bagged and tagged. 541 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:44,963 [breathes heavily] Man, is it hot in here. 542 00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:48,383 -I can still bring you back. -What the fuck would I want that for? 543 00:32:48,466 --> 00:32:51,219 I've been dreaming of this moment my entire life. 544 00:32:53,179 --> 00:32:54,597 What about your little girl? 545 00:32:57,016 --> 00:32:58,142 Let's face facts. 546 00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:00,687 I think there's one thing we've all learned here... 547 00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:04,899 that she's better off without me. 548 00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:08,820 Hm. Difficult point to argue. 549 00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:13,324 Oh, then there is the small matter of revenge. 550 00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:16,411 [women giggle in distance] 551 00:33:17,286 --> 00:33:18,246 Revenge? 552 00:33:19,205 --> 00:33:20,832 I don't have a vengeful bone in my body. 553 00:33:20,915 --> 00:33:22,834 [Orcus] Oh, Nick, don't be tedious. 554 00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:26,796 Of course you do. Everybody loves revenge. 555 00:33:26,879 --> 00:33:30,341 I mean, can you really shuffle off to the great beyond, 556 00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:34,679 knowing that the man who bested you is still out there somewhere, can you? 557 00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:37,515 You know who I'm talking about. 558 00:33:38,057 --> 00:33:39,684 Tick-tock, time to rock. 559 00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:43,354 I'm going to show you why they call me Smoothie. 560 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:45,231 Yes. 561 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:49,027 [women call out] 562 00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:50,695 But it was the finest bourbon. 563 00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:53,406 [woman 1] Bye, Nick. 564 00:33:53,948 --> 00:33:56,159 -[woman 2] Oh, bye! -[woman 3] Bye, Nick! 565 00:33:56,242 --> 00:33:57,535 [laughs] 566 00:33:58,119 --> 00:33:59,912 Why is it so hot in here? 567 00:34:00,496 --> 00:34:05,501 Death drums his fingers and waits for us all, even me. 568 00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:09,839 I think he can wait a little longer, don't you? 569 00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:17,180 Well, maybe just a little bit longer. 570 00:34:17,263 --> 00:34:19,390 Splendid! [laughs] 571 00:34:19,474 --> 00:34:21,684 -Oh, one small thing. -Yeah. 572 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:24,437 If I bring you back, you belong to me for all of time. Okay? 573 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:25,354 What? 574 00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:00,848 I've woken up worse. 575 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,020 [background chatter] 576 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,689 [woman] Okay, Hansen, your ride's here. 577 00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:11,400 Is it Grandma? 578 00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:12,902 No, honey. It's your aunt. 579 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,113 I have an aunt? 580 00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:16,739 [door closes] 581 00:35:19,325 --> 00:35:20,326 Nice jacket. 582 00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:25,540 It's supposed to make me look more normal. I'm sure you can relate. 583 00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:27,708 It's not working. 584 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:32,171 I don't understand. 585 00:35:34,048 --> 00:35:36,884 Well, your mom and dad listed me as your next of kin. 586 00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:40,805 So, looks like I got a roommate for a while. 587 00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:44,892 Why would she put me with you? 588 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:47,979 Maybe she thought you could use a good female role model. 589 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,531 What happened to your hand? 590 00:36:00,116 --> 00:36:01,367 Story for another day. 591 00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:03,786 Feet off the dash. 592 00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:05,621 [engine cranks and turns over] 593 00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:09,208 [growls and barks] 594 00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:12,336 [music: "Broken Wings" by Mr. Mister plays] 595 00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:13,462 Where is everyone? 596 00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:16,299 [bartender] Do you live under a mushroom, or something? 597 00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:17,884 Not you. 598 00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:21,137 I don't understand. 599 00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:25,641 [bartender] Oh, sorry. I guess you missed the IF mass genocide on Sunday. 600 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:26,893 [dog growls] 601 00:36:26,976 --> 00:36:29,103 That Bob's Big Boy-looking perv all the kids love 602 00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:31,022 got murdered on national television. 603 00:36:31,105 --> 00:36:32,982 No big deal, I'm sure you can DVR it. 604 00:36:33,065 --> 00:36:34,609 Oh, that. 605 00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:37,195 I was there. 606 00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:39,739 Dude, I'm sorry. 607 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:41,199 Oh, forget it. 608 00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:43,701 [bartender] Usual? On the house, man. 609 00:36:43,784 --> 00:36:45,620 No... thanks. 610 00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:47,830 Hey, you haven't seen Peep around, have you? 611 00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:49,916 Peep? Yeah, she's here. 612 00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:52,126 I let her use the back room. 613 00:36:52,501 --> 00:36:55,254 Hey, wait. You probably don't want to go back there. 614 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:57,465 Suit yourself, buddy. 615 00:36:58,591 --> 00:37:01,594 [groaning and panting] 616 00:37:01,677 --> 00:37:05,556 [Bo Peep] Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Three bags full! 617 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:06,682 -Bo? -Huh? 618 00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:09,435 -Huh? Aw, crap. -[grunts and pants] 619 00:37:09,518 --> 00:37:10,519 Hey, Happy. 620 00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:13,314 What's good, man? 621 00:37:15,107 --> 00:37:16,525 [chattering teeth] 622 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:21,822 I was... 623 00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:22,865 distraught. 624 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:35,920 You'll be all right there for a while. 625 00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:39,590 Merry lost her father too, you know? 626 00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:44,387 I just want you to know that none of this is your fault. 627 00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:47,473 We all just did what we had to do. 628 00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:49,517 That's all. 629 00:37:56,023 --> 00:37:57,024 I'm coming for you. 630 00:37:58,150 --> 00:37:59,777 You stay strong, Hailey. 631 00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:03,698 I promise, no matter what it takes, I will come for you. 632 00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:06,909 No, Mom. 633 00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:09,996 I'll come for you. 634 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,341 [traffic rumbles and horns toot] 635 00:38:45,281 --> 00:38:47,283 -[barks] -[man] Hey! Hey! Hey! 636 00:38:47,366 --> 00:38:49,327 [Happy] Duh, duh, duh, duh. Yeah, yeah. 637 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,332 [car horn toots] 638 00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:02,173 Don't look at that! Look at this! 639 00:39:21,942 --> 00:39:23,277 [grunts angrily] 640 00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:26,822 [roars] 641 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:37,083 [pants] 642 00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:39,377 I always thought I knew what my purpose was. 643 00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:41,128 But that's all gone now. 644 00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:44,006 I don't even know what I am anymore. 645 00:39:44,298 --> 00:39:46,425 What the heck am I? 646 00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:48,511 -[male voice] That's a very good question. -[gasps] 647 00:39:48,594 --> 00:39:50,221 That's a very good question. 648 00:39:50,304 --> 00:39:54,809 You seem to be like a kind of a mashup of random images 649 00:39:54,892 --> 00:40:00,481 from a child's brain that's, uh, attained some kind of autonomy. 650 00:40:00,564 --> 00:40:02,358 Isn't that wild? 651 00:40:02,441 --> 00:40:03,526 God? 652 00:40:03,859 --> 00:40:07,446 -Let's call me, uh, an Imaginary Friend. -[thunder crackles] 653 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:13,202 Only my friend happens to be, you know, a whole civilization. 654 00:40:13,285 --> 00:40:15,913 At this point, thankfully, an ever-dwindling, 655 00:40:15,996 --> 00:40:18,624 uh, uh, portion of a civilization. 656 00:40:18,707 --> 00:40:22,086 [chuckles] That's a funny name for it, isn't it? Civilization. 657 00:40:22,169 --> 00:40:23,963 Jeez, insects are more civilized. 658 00:40:24,046 --> 00:40:26,632 You? An Imaginary Friend? 659 00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:28,134 That's silly. 660 00:40:28,217 --> 00:40:29,635 Everyone believes in you. 661 00:40:29,718 --> 00:40:33,264 [God] They do? Really? [chuckles] 662 00:40:33,347 --> 00:40:36,100 To tell you the truth, I got days when I feel just like you. 663 00:40:36,183 --> 00:40:38,561 Like, what the hell am I even doing up here? 664 00:40:38,644 --> 00:40:42,773 I mean, yes, you're right. People... people talk about me, 665 00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:45,484 but they don't really believe. 666 00:40:45,568 --> 00:40:47,153 I mean, they pretend to. 667 00:40:47,653 --> 00:40:49,447 -[thunder rumbles] -But look at 'em. 668 00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:51,282 Jeez. 669 00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:53,451 But, you know, that's exactly my point. 670 00:40:53,534 --> 00:40:56,704 Every day, I hear these sanctimonious assholes saying, 671 00:40:56,787 --> 00:40:59,373 "God told me this, and God spoke to me that." 672 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:03,961 Um, no. No, I did... did not. 673 00:41:04,044 --> 00:41:08,924 I don't know what voice you're hearing, but, uh, it's not mine. 674 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:10,050 Not mine. 675 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:11,719 But what about prayers? 676 00:41:11,802 --> 00:41:14,263 Prayers? Uh, that's... that's for them. 677 00:41:14,763 --> 00:41:17,141 That's not for me. Not for us. 678 00:41:17,641 --> 00:41:22,605 Uh, hey, if I played favorites based on who stroked my ego more, 679 00:41:22,688 --> 00:41:25,524 you know, what kind of... what kind of jagoff would I be? 680 00:41:25,608 --> 00:41:29,737 No, prayers, mm, are like those buttons at the crosswalk. 681 00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:32,490 -[horns toot] -You press 'em to make you feel better. 682 00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:35,075 But you're not going to change the traffic by hitting a button. 683 00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:37,453 If I were you, here's what I'd do. 684 00:41:37,536 --> 00:41:40,706 I'd focus on doing what I do best, being a friend. 685 00:41:40,789 --> 00:41:42,666 Forget the imaginary part. 686 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:46,378 The nice lady is rotting away in the stony lonesome for manslaughter. 687 00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:50,174 The little girl is about to turn into some kind of witch assassin... 688 00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:53,761 on the trail of an evil secret society. 689 00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:56,222 It's very dangerous, man. 690 00:41:56,305 --> 00:42:00,935 And you know, Sax, the idiot, you know, he's a half zombie 691 00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:05,022 in the service of some kind of schizophrenic demigod. 692 00:42:05,105 --> 00:42:07,733 But Nick's dead. 693 00:42:07,983 --> 00:42:12,112 Um, yeah, well, you might want to... want to check on that. 694 00:42:12,404 --> 00:42:14,406 Good talk. Good talk. 695 00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:17,701 I got to ghost, man. You know, this ain't my only gig. 696 00:42:18,118 --> 00:42:21,747 Huh, maybe my time here is coming to an end. 697 00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:23,374 Huh! 698 00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:26,460 [thunder crackles] 699 00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:28,254 Anyway, ball up. 700 00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:31,465 Ball up, little... little horsey. 701 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:36,554 Drop those tiny blue testicles, 'cause this shit's about to get, uh, dark. 702 00:42:53,195 --> 00:42:56,073 Hey, uh, this came for you today. It's from Europe. 703 00:42:58,075 --> 00:43:00,286 Thank you. I've been waiting for this. 704 00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:28,897 [exhales softly] 705 00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:46,040 ["Blue Monday" by New Order plays] 706 00:43:58,093 --> 00:43:59,053 [Sax grunts] 707 00:44:11,940 --> 00:44:13,567 [bone cracks] 708 00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:15,277 [groans softly] 709 00:44:16,278 --> 00:44:17,237 Ow. 710 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:22,493 [Sax grunts] 711 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:30,709 [both grunt] 712 00:44:31,919 --> 00:44:35,089 I am so happy right now. 713 00:44:35,172 --> 00:44:36,674 -Me too! -I thought you were... 714 00:44:36,757 --> 00:44:38,258 Dead? I know, right? 715 00:44:38,342 --> 00:44:41,136 Bullet to the chest from your daughter, autopsy, incinerator. 716 00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:43,555 -Mere trifles. -And then you wouldn't have been able to-- 717 00:44:43,639 --> 00:44:45,557 -Kill you myself. -Exactly. 718 00:44:48,727 --> 00:44:54,066 You know, for people like us, it's never easy to find a worthy adversary. 719 00:44:54,817 --> 00:44:57,236 A truly meaningful death. 720 00:44:57,861 --> 00:44:59,321 I know exactly what you mean. 721 00:45:03,742 --> 00:45:05,077 But enough with the chit-chat. 722 00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:09,706 [grunts] I want you to know that I've enjoyed our tango. 723 00:45:10,624 --> 00:45:11,667 [sighs] 724 00:45:13,085 --> 00:45:14,294 Goodbye, Smoothie. 725 00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:15,462 See ya! 726 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:18,549 [neck snaps] 727 00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:28,559 So, what do you want to be for Halloween this year? 728 00:45:29,685 --> 00:45:30,644 Hm. 729 00:45:43,574 --> 00:45:44,533 I know. 730 00:45:45,033 --> 00:45:47,035 How about Psycho Santa Claus? 731 00:45:49,079 --> 00:45:51,331 No? Hey, honey. You okay?