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And now on to new business.
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Peralta. There's a case
I'd like you to handle.
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Methodist Hospital called this morning.
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Apparently, a 38-year-old
investment banker
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was admitted last night
with a broken penis.
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- It looks like...
- Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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There's a finance guy
with a broken dong?
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Uh, methinks some
"Wolf of Wall Street" style
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shenana-googles have
taken place this day.
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Anyone care to wager a guess
as to how this happened?
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Yeah, I bet he dipped it
in a pile of cocaine,
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got it real numb, and then hit
a croquet ball with it.
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- Totally possible.
- He probably sat on it.
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- So it got under his butt.
- Happens all the time.
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- Sure do.
- Ugh, you guys are horrible.
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And you're wrong
because he was clearly driving
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his Bentley naked,
tried to pee out the window,
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and was then struck
by a goose on the wang.
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Is that what happened, sir?
Was he struck by a goose?
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He was actually struck
by a female coworker
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who claims he attempted
to sexually assault her.
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I really wish you had
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stopped us before we started guessing.
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I'm not responsible for that.
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Now due to the sensitive subject matter,
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I think it makes sense
to partner Peralta with...
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Me? Because I'm the best at sex?
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No, Hitchcock. In fact, you know what?
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This isn't your week.
Why don't you take a few days off?
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Sweet!
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- Have fun working, cucks!
- What?
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Captain, I'd like to work
the case with Jake.
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I have the time.
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I'm three weeks ahead on my paperwork.
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Fine. Santiago and Peralta,
talk to both parties.
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Get to the bottom of this broken penis.
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Wait. I just want
to say I think it's sad
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that we as a society can
no longer laugh at the phrase
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"broken penis," and it is my dream
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that we one day shall again.
Team Broken Penis on three.
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- One, two, three...
- Broken penis!
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Yeah, probably should've
seen that coming.
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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
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Mr. Haggerty, please have a seat.
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Oh, you can stand
if that's more comfortable.
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No, it's cool.
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The doctor said I need
to change positions
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frequently so I don't form
a penile clot.
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Oh, I'm not gonna barf, so on that note,
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please explain the events
that led to your diaper.
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So last night I was giving my coworker,
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Keri, some pointers on her trades.
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Told her "lever up on VTC.
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There's no fat tail
on the vol's wicked low."
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I just didn't want her to chump it.
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Right, and you spoke that way
because you were...
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- snowboarding?
- No, we were in my office.
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- Yeah.
- Anyway, she just flipped out
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and hit me with my favorite golf club.
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Ms. Brennan is claiming she attacked you
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in self-defense after you
sexually assaulted her.
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Yeah, because she's crazy.
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I know we're not supposed
to say that about women.
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I usually wouldn't go there
because I'm a huge advocate.
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I mean, I'm the kind of guy
who thinks Kathryn Bigelow
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should direct the next "Star Wars."
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I've said that out loud to other men.
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Thank you, Mr. Haggerty.
We'll be in touch.
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Great, thanks. I'm gonna stand up now.
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Captain, sorry to interrupt.
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I just got off the phone with
the Department of Corrections.
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They wanted me to let you know
that Ernest Zumowski died.
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My goodness.
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It's been a while
since I've heard that name.
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I hunted him for years
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and finally caught him and put
an end to his bloodlust.
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In some sick way, I am who I am
because of Ernest Zumowski
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- AKA...
- The Disco Strangler.
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Oh, so you knew who I was talking about?
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Yeah, sir, you talk about him a lot.
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- You know, the yo-yo was his...
- Calling card.
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Oh, I mentioned that too?
So how'd he die?
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He was in a prison transport van,
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and he got in a terrible accident.
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It burst into flames,
and he was trapped inside.
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Well, well, well, he finally did it.
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- Died horribly?
- Escaped.
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Just like he said he would
all those years ago.
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I'll be coming back for you.
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I'm just like disco, baby.
I will never die.
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True, disco will never die,
but you will...
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In your cell, punk.
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Oh, so I've told that part
of the story as well?
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Yes, at every Christmas party.
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Sir, I am the first to tout
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the capabilities of senior citizens.
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I have made love to many,
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but the Disco Strangler is over 80.
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I doubt that he could pull off
an escape like this.
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Oh, that's what he wants you to think.
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You're both underestimating him.
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I know 28 other people who did that,
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and they all ended up with yo-yos
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- around their throats.
- Necks.
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Nope, I said "throats," not necks,
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which means I haven't told
that story too many times.
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All right, lace up your dancing shoes
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because it's time to catch
this disco bastard.
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Thank you for coming in, Ms. Brennan.
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Can you describe your working
relationship with Mr. Haggerty?
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Absolutely. Seth hired
me three years ago
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to help with large-scale
statistical arbitrage
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and ever since we've been
at a steady 18% yield.
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I didn't know most of those words,
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but I'm assuming it means
you're good at business.
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I am good. I brought in $168 million
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to the firm last quarter.
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Wow, that's a lot of money.
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Where do you keep it all?
It's in a computer.
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I've watched too much "DuckTales."
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No, you can never watch
too much "DuckTales."
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It's my dream to have a gold coin pool.
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- Like Scrooge McD. Continue.
- Look.
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I love my job,
and I'm really good at it.
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I would never do anything
to jeopardize what I have,
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and I'm not a violent person,
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but last night Seth crossed a line.
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Can you tell us what happened?
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I was working late, and
he called me into his office.
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He had clearly been drinking,
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and before I knew it,
he pushed me into a desk
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and he tried to take my clothes off.
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So I grabbed his stupid golf club
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and I hit him in the Cookie Monster,
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which is what he calls
his penis, by the way.
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- Gross.
- He's the worst.
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My only regret is that I didn't get
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in two extra whacks
for each of his testicles.
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What does he call those? Bert and Ernie?
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You are actually correct.
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Ugh, I hate that I got that right.
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So in conclusion:
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the burns on Zumowski's body
are consistent
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with a massive vehicle fire.
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- If this even is his body.
- Excuse me?
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We're talking about
the Disco Strangler...
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a serial killer, who for six years
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stayed one step ahead
of the entire NYPD.
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Not sure he had many steps
left in him, sir.
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- Take a look.
- Aw.
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- He looks fragile and sweet.
- Sweet as poison pie.
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Were you able to match
the dental records
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- to the Disco Strangler?
- No, the body had no teeth.
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- Well, that's suspicious.
- Not really.
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Zumowski didn't have any teeth either.
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- Due to him being very old?
- Yes.
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What about the fact that
this corpse is 71 inches tall
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when the Disco Strangler was 76?
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He shrank over time.
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Is that another old person thing?
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Yes, it is. Another old person thing.
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- Mm-hmm.
- We also have a DNA match
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between hair on the head
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of this body and the Disco Strangler.
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Sir, this is clearly Zumowski.
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And that's a good thing.
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You can finally say good-bye
to your nemesis.
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Thanks, sergeant. That's a nice thought.
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For an idiot to have. Look at this.
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A dirty little string?
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Oh, it's not just any old string.
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It's a yo-yo string, the most
dangerous part of the yo-yo.
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The Strangler wanted me to find this.
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He's out there, and he's taunting me.
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Okay, Ms. Brennan, we've discussed it,
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and we think you should file charges
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against Mr. Haggerty for sexual assault.
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Now, I'm not gonna lie to you,
it's a difficult process...
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Actually, I'm gonna stop you
right there.
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I don't wanna press charges.
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The firm just offered me $2.5 million
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if I sign an NDA and let this slide.
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Wait, so you're gonna let
Seth get off Scot-free?
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Well, that money would go a long way
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towards the Scrooge pool.
Sorry, ignore me.
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- "DuckTales." Woo-oo.
- I mean, I think
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I have to take it.
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This is a "he said, she said,"
situation.
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I know how that goes down.
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No one's gonna convict him
on my word alone.
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The system's as broken as Seth's dong.
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No, it's not. I'm the system.
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And I'm nothing like Seth's dong.
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It feels like we can move off
this analogy.
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Just don't sign that NDA right now.
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Give us a chance to bring
this guy to justice.
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And how are you gonna do that?
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By working our asses off to find proof
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that he assaulted you, and when we do,
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he will go to jail for what he did.
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I really think we can get him.
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Okay. Yeah, let's do this.
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Oh, man, I'm reading Keri's statement.
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If I was a woman, I would
not work in finance.
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Oh, because it's so easy
for women everywhere else.
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Okay, I can tell that I am in trouble.
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You're not in trouble.
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I just don't think that men understand
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how different everything is for us.
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I can think of a million
examples from this week alone.
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Oh, sick!
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Oh, sick!
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- Have a great day.
- Oh, thanks.
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- You too.
- Mm-hmm.
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You have a beautiful mouth.
Have a great day.
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Excuse me, Miss, do you know where
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I can find a police officer?
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Uh, sir, you're a police officer, right?
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- Yeah, I'm a detective.
- Oh, thank God.
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I'm in uniform!
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Oh, that's why you yelled that.
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I thought you were just excited
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about your general love of uniforms.
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Usually when I yell that,
it is because of my love
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of uniforms but not today.
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Today it was because
of that sexist jerk.
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God, how many creeps have
I not noticed before... oh, no.
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The fruit seller guy on
our corner, is he a creep?
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No, he's a real gentleman,
which is surprising
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because he's always holding
those two cantaloupes
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and the opportunity to be gross
is right there.
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Is it? I've never even
noticed that before.
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I never wanted to make
a comment or anything
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- like that and thought better.
- Anyways.
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I am genuinely very sorry
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that this is something you have
to go through all the time.
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It's okay. I'm used to it.
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That's even sadder.
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I know. But you know what's not sad?
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That Keri didn't take that insane amount
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of hush money, and now we get
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- to put a bad guy in jail.
- Amen.
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Wait, her firm offered her
a big deal and you told her
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- not to take it?
- Yeah.
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Because that would mean letting
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a sexual assaulter go free.
248
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Do you have any physical evidence
to prove that he did it?
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No.
250
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So it sounds like he might
go free anyway.
251
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I mean, at least if she takes the deal,
she won't walk away with nothing.
252
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I'm surprised you feel like that.
253
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You're such a feminist.
254
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I feel like maybe I shouldn't be here.
255
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I am a feminist, but I'm also a realist.
256
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I'm just looking out for the victim.
257
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Or should I be here because men
should be part of the conversation?
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Let's say best case scenario
you do find evidence.
259
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She's still gonna have to go
through a very public trial
260
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where they drag her name
through the mud.
261
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Even if she wins, she still loses.
262
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It's two steps forward, one step back.
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I've landed on active listening.
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I will no longer be chiming in.
265
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Yeah, but when one person comes forward,
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it inspires others to speak up.
267
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And that's a hell
of a lot better than taking
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a deal that lets
sexual predators walk free.
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Dude, obviously, I get that.
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I'm just saying, remember that
there's a very real woman here
271
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whose career and life
are gonna be affected
272
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by you pursuing this case.
273
00:09:05,650 --> 00:09:07,497
I'm just saying,
consider what's best for her.
274
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All right, the state police
is deploying 30 men
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and four helicopters to comb
the area of the accident.
276
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I felt comfortable saying
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this disco-man has danced
his last disco dance.
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Sir, it's fun to see you
breaking out the old lingo,
279
00:09:26,450 --> 00:09:28,284
but do you think you're jumping the gun?
280
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All the evidence points to
the Strangler being dead.
281
00:09:30,521 --> 00:09:32,288
- Not all the evidence.
- Right.
282
00:09:32,323 --> 00:09:35,358
The random piece of thread
you think is a yo-yo string.
283
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It is a yo-yo string.
284
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The most dangerous part of the yo-yo.
285
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It just feels like you're
trying to relive
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- your glory days.
- Absurd.
287
00:09:42,033 --> 00:09:43,653
Well, what do you have
in that box over there?
288
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Memories and keepsakes
of my greatest cases.
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00:09:47,305 --> 00:09:49,705
- Mm-hmm.
- To remind me
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00:09:49,741 --> 00:09:51,308
of the Strangler's MO.
291
00:09:51,344 --> 00:09:52,642
He always seduced an accomplice
292
00:09:52,677 --> 00:09:54,715
into doing his fiendish bidding.
293
00:09:55,046 --> 00:09:56,846
I bet it was the van driver.
294
00:09:56,881 --> 00:09:58,481
You mean the woman
who was thrown violently
295
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from the vehicle
and just barely survived?
296
00:10:00,551 --> 00:10:03,152
Yeah, I'm sure she was very
"badly injured."
297
00:10:03,187 --> 00:10:05,454
Sorry if my voice is raspy.
298
00:10:05,489 --> 00:10:07,356
They just took the breathing tube out.
299
00:10:07,391 --> 00:10:09,525
- But they left the BS in?
- Good God.
300
00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:11,027
- Whoa.
- So, Ms. Park,
301
00:10:11,062 --> 00:10:13,529
it says in my file
that you drove Mr. Zumowski
302
00:10:13,564 --> 00:10:15,464
- on multiple occasions.
- Yes.
303
00:10:15,499 --> 00:10:17,785
Because he had to go
to the hospital a lot.
304
00:10:18,069 --> 00:10:19,669
He was very, very old.
305
00:10:19,704 --> 00:10:21,370
- She's clearly been seduced.
- She has?
306
00:10:21,405 --> 00:10:23,372
Let's cut the crap.
You helped him escape.
307
00:10:23,407 --> 00:10:24,540
You planted a cadaver in the back.
308
00:10:24,575 --> 00:10:26,075
You flipped the van on purpose.
309
00:10:26,110 --> 00:10:27,543
Then the Strangler set it on fire
310
00:10:27,578 --> 00:10:29,512
and sprinkled some of his hair nearby
311
00:10:29,547 --> 00:10:31,047
so there'd be a DNA match.
312
00:10:31,082 --> 00:10:33,049
Then he left behind his calling card:
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00:10:33,084 --> 00:10:35,084
this yo-yo string!
314
00:10:35,119 --> 00:10:37,186
- That's not a yo-yo string.
- What?
315
00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:39,922
That's part of the lanyard
we give to the older inmates
316
00:10:39,957 --> 00:10:42,358
- when they become fall risks.
- You're lying.
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00:10:42,393 --> 00:10:44,260
You've succumbed to his groovy voodoo!
318
00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:45,895
Sir, I don't think she's lying.
319
00:10:45,930 --> 00:10:47,196
Look at this photo from the file.
320
00:10:47,231 --> 00:10:48,564
Oh, my goodness.
321
00:10:48,599 --> 00:10:51,336
So this string is just a string?
322
00:10:51,969 --> 00:10:53,703
The DNA was really a match?
323
00:10:53,738 --> 00:10:56,672
The Disco Strangler is actually dead.
324
00:10:57,011 --> 00:11:00,809
And that chapter of my life
is forever closed.
325
00:11:01,992 --> 00:11:03,745
Well, that's...
326
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,693
fantastic news.
327
00:11:07,151 --> 00:11:08,918
Okay, we have you set up here.
328
00:11:08,953 --> 00:11:10,219
We have a VR experience down the hall
329
00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:12,621
where you can fly like a bird,
and if you need anything else
330
00:11:12,656 --> 00:11:15,173
just buzz and one
of our butlers will assist you.
331
00:11:15,559 --> 00:11:18,594
This place is amazing.
It's like a dream factory.
332
00:11:18,629 --> 00:11:20,062
We're investigating a sexual assault
333
00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:21,130
that occurred in these offices.
334
00:11:21,165 --> 00:11:22,431
Right, of course. I know.
335
00:11:22,466 --> 00:11:24,266
This is how people get
tempted by the devil.
336
00:11:24,301 --> 00:11:26,469
I see what you're up to,
platter of tiny quiches.
337
00:11:26,504 --> 00:11:29,105
We need to get someone on the record
338
00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:30,573
about Seth's patterned behaviors.
339
00:11:30,608 --> 00:11:32,294
I think if we start with...
340
00:11:32,643 --> 00:11:34,443
How many tiny quiches
do you have in your mouth?
341
00:11:34,478 --> 00:11:36,445
Five. I'll swallow them.
342
00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:37,995
Let's just start the interviews.
343
00:11:38,416 --> 00:11:40,416
I don't think something like
that would happen here.
344
00:11:40,451 --> 00:11:42,118
It's an extremely
professional workplace,
345
00:11:42,153 --> 00:11:43,252
and Seth's a really good guy.
346
00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:45,488
I don't think he's even ever
bought a prostitute before.
347
00:11:45,523 --> 00:11:47,056
Is that the minimum
requirement for being
348
00:11:47,091 --> 00:11:48,735
- a good guy these days?
- Can I go?
349
00:11:49,026 --> 00:11:51,160
Beefer's birthday's starting
and a bunch of Mets are here.
350
00:11:51,195 --> 00:11:52,428
Present day or '86?
351
00:11:52,463 --> 00:11:54,430
- Both.
- I'm gonna escort him back.
352
00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:55,398
Yeah, I'm sorry.
353
00:11:55,433 --> 00:11:57,433
Seth has never been
inappropriate with me.
354
00:11:57,468 --> 00:11:59,001
He's a really good guy.
355
00:11:59,036 --> 00:12:01,003
Honestly, this is an extremely
professional workplace.
356
00:12:01,038 --> 00:12:03,239
Dude, Beefer just puked in the koi pond.
357
00:12:03,274 --> 00:12:06,075
Oh, sorry, I didn't realize
the cop thing was in here.
358
00:12:06,110 --> 00:12:08,177
This is an extremely
professional workplace,
359
00:12:08,212 --> 00:12:09,678
and Seth is a really good guy.
360
00:12:09,713 --> 00:12:12,448
Hey, I'm Beefer. It's my birthday.
361
00:12:12,483 --> 00:12:14,116
- Yeah, we heard.
- Happy Birthday, Beefer.
362
00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:15,317
Beefer's not my real name.
363
00:12:15,352 --> 00:12:17,620
They just call me that 'cause
I beefed on my first day.
364
00:12:17,655 --> 00:12:19,121
Okay, but for the record, no one asked.
365
00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:21,157
I don't have anything bad
to say about Seth.
366
00:12:21,192 --> 00:12:22,591
He's a really good guy,
367
00:12:22,626 --> 00:12:25,327
and this office is... what's the word?
368
00:12:25,362 --> 00:12:27,663
- Extremely professional.
- Yes!
369
00:12:28,117 --> 00:12:30,332
Hello, Sergeant Santiago
and Detective Peralta.
370
00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:32,768
I'm the Deputy General Counsel
here at the firm.
371
00:12:32,803 --> 00:12:34,603
I can only assume
your questioning has revealed
372
00:12:34,638 --> 00:12:36,705
nothing negative about
Mr. Haggerty's character.
373
00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:38,340
Only because you told them
exactly what to say.
374
00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:39,408
We did no such thing.
375
00:12:39,443 --> 00:12:42,211
These allegations of
sexual assault are ridiculous.
376
00:12:42,246 --> 00:12:44,380
If they're so ridiculous,
then why offer Keri Brennan
377
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:45,815
- hush money?
- That wasn't hush money.
378
00:12:45,850 --> 00:12:48,551
That was a benevolent gesture
to allow Ms. Brennan
379
00:12:48,586 --> 00:12:50,453
to get the professional help
she so clearly needs.
380
00:12:50,488 --> 00:12:52,788
However, since she has chosen
to pursue this matter
381
00:12:52,823 --> 00:12:55,558
with the police, that deal
is now null and void.
382
00:12:55,593 --> 00:12:57,226
Furthermore, we are terminating her.
383
00:12:57,261 --> 00:12:58,527
- What?
- We have a zero
384
00:12:58,562 --> 00:13:00,296
tolerance policy for violence here.
385
00:13:00,331 --> 00:13:01,492
And unlike Ms. Brennan,
386
00:13:01,528 --> 00:13:03,829
Mr. Haggerty has actual
evidence of an assault.
387
00:13:03,865 --> 00:13:06,035
He's talking about my broken penis.
388
00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:07,769
Yeah, Seth, we know.
389
00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:11,958
Hey, you never came home last night.
You doing okay?
390
00:13:11,994 --> 00:13:13,091
No, I'm a mess.
391
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,392
- I miss Hitchcock.
- What?
392
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,127
I was obviously talking to Amy.
393
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:17,596
Oh, and who's talking to Scully?
394
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,371
No one. Come on, sandwich.
395
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,500
Ames, you've been working
yourself to the bone
396
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,796
on this case for three days straight.
397
00:13:24,890 --> 00:13:26,338
Now, I'm starting to worry about you.
398
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,340
I have to solve this case, Jake.
399
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,275
Otherwise Keri lost the settlement
400
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,510
and the job that she loves
because of me,
401
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:34,112
just like Rosa said.
402
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,449
But I can't find anything.
403
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,517
I've read through three years
of Seth's emails,
404
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:42,454
and it's mostly inquiries about
where he could buy a Batmobile.
405
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,456
Tah, so stupid, but did he find one?
406
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,658
Is it like at a dealership
or something? Never mind.
407
00:13:47,056 --> 00:13:50,161
Look, I know this sucks,
and I hate to say it,
408
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:51,863
but we both know
sometimes you work a case
409
00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:53,769
and you just don't have the evidence.
410
00:13:53,843 --> 00:13:55,377
This isn't just a case for me.
411
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,272
When I was a rookie at the Six-Four,
412
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,474
my captain was my first mentor.
413
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,175
He helped me get on the detective track,
414
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,220
and he gave me all the best cases.
415
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,930
But when I finally made detective,
416
00:14:11,234 --> 00:14:13,451
he took me to dinner
and tried to kiss me.
417
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,888
He said that he felt like
he deserved something
418
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:18,667
in return for my career.
419
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,159
I just
420
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,296
ran out of the restaurant
back to the office,
421
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:26,292
and I put in my transfer
for the Nine-Nine.
422
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,533
Oh, man.
423
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,555
I'm so sorry.
424
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:36,508
I never told anyone because I felt like
425
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,977
maybe I didn't actually deserve
my promotion.
426
00:14:39,648 --> 00:14:42,213
And I worried that I wouldn't
get anymore promotions
427
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:44,078
if I spoke up, so...
428
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,611
God.
429
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,187
Every time I think I understand
how bad it is,
430
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,256
it's just way worse than I imagined.
431
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,724
This kind of stuff has happened
432
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:55,125
to literally every woman I know.
433
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:59,509
I just wanted to help make it
better for this one woman.
434
00:15:05,465 --> 00:15:07,739
- Okay.
- Wait, where are you going?
435
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,908
I'm gonna go get you a change
of clothes and a coffee.
436
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,470
We're not giving up.
437
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,087
Okay.
438
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,680
Hey, what if we reach out
439
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,716
to all the coworkers again, privately?
440
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:18,966
Maybe they didn't talk to us
441
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,585
because we interviewed them
in their office.
442
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,454
I think that's a great idea.
I'll be right back.
443
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,289
Oh, I'm also gonna grab a comb,
444
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,925
but you don't have to use it
unless you decide.
445
00:15:27,481 --> 00:15:28,727
Okay, babe.
446
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:30,395
Sir,
447
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,263
you haven't come out
of your office in a while.
448
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,566
- How are you doing?
- Terrible. You were right.
449
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,602
I was trying to relive my glory years,
450
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,238
but the fact remains,
they are behind me.
451
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,899
My only nemesis now...
452
00:15:43,030 --> 00:15:45,443
Father Time.
453
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,445
Come on, sir. That's ridiculous.
454
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,813
You're on the cutting edge.
455
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,371
In fact, you're so progressive,
456
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:52,175
they were scared to make you
Police Commissioner.
457
00:15:52,211 --> 00:15:53,785
You're as modern as they come.
458
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,387
What is that noise?
459
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,588
- It's my fax machine.
- Oh, Captain.
460
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,060
- Zowie. I'm young!
- What is it?
461
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:04,262
It's an aerial photograph
from one of the helicopters
462
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,664
I had deployed. Take a gander, boys.
463
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,933
It's him. The Disco Strangler.
464
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,902
Oh, my God. You were right.
465
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:13,471
Of course I was.
I know him better than anyone.
466
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,807
- We're two sides of the same...
- Coin!
467
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,475
You've told us this story many times.
468
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,360
And you'll hear it again!
469
00:16:19,967 --> 00:16:21,780
So we're meeting a guy named Steve.
470
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,648
He said he couldn't speak openly with us
471
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,316
when we met him in the conference room.
472
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:26,918
Steve? I don't remember a Steve.
473
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,653
- Who's Steve?
- I am.
474
00:16:29,342 --> 00:16:30,488
Beefer?
475
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,624
- So your real name is Steve?
- Yeah, I hate it.
476
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,659
- Makes me sound like a douche.
- Yeah, Beefer's better.
477
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,361
So why'd you agree to meet with us?
478
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,463
I wanted to show you
this text chain between Seth
479
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,097
and some of the guys in the office.
480
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:44,969
Whoa, Seth describes the
night exactly like Keri did.
481
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,305
And then he writes "LOLZ, Epic Fail."
482
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,973
What's this GIF he sent?
483
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,376
Oh, that's Kelsey Grammer
falling off a stage.
484
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,311
I was really torn
485
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,046
about whether or not
I should send this to you guys
486
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:56,848
but then I thought about it
for a long time
487
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,017
and realized it was
the right thing to do.
488
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:01,519
Oh, who would have guessed
Beefer's a secret feminist.
489
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,022
No, gross. I meant it was
the right thing to do for me.
490
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,390
- Huh?
- If they fire Seth,
491
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,991
- I take his job.
- Okay.
492
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,493
Well, we got what we needed here.
493
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,661
So I think we're gonna leave
494
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:10,995
before you ruin the moment any further.
495
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,063
Sweet. I'll send it to ya.
496
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:13,631
Thanks for the promosh, narks.
497
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,069
You're the nark.
498
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:19,680
- Let's go.
- Yeah.
499
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,707
All right, people, your suspect's name
500
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:27,045
is Ernest Zumowski, better
known as the Disco Strangler.
501
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,746
Take a close look.
502
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,748
This is the most dangerous man
in America.
503
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:33,351
5'8", hunched over, 93 pounds
504
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,053
with gray hair and blue-gray skin.
505
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:37,355
If you encounter him,
keep your distance.
506
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,157
All due respect, sir,
seems like a lot of manpower
507
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:40,658
to take down one sweet-looking old man.
508
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,861
Oh, he's sweet, all right.
Sweet as poison pie.
509
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,696
Yeah, don't underestimate him!
510
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,431
I know 28 other people who did that,
511
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,833
and they all have yo-yos
swinging from their throats.
512
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,668
- So you were listening.
- Yeah, we were saying that
513
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,245
- all along.
- Thank you, gentlemen.
514
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,105
All right, troops. Travel in twos.
515
00:17:54,443 --> 00:17:57,175
Keep your eyes open, and for God's sake,
516
00:17:57,441 --> 00:17:58,776
protect the neck.
517
00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:00,545
Hey, Keri.
518
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,181
Great news: the DA's going to
press charges against Haggerty.
519
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,783
I heard. That's awesome.
Thank you, guys.
520
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:08,586
Hey, what's with the boxes?
Moving to a better desk?
521
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,755
With a better butler and
more of those mini quiches?
522
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,758
No, I'm taking my stuff home.
I had to quit.
523
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:17,995
Whaaat?
524
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,339
What do you mean, you quit?
Are they forcing you out?
525
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:23,857
- Because that's illegal.
- No, they're not.
526
00:18:23,893 --> 00:18:25,930
But the whole atmosphere
here has changed.
527
00:18:25,966 --> 00:18:28,534
Everybody looks at me like I'm
either a victim or a trader.
528
00:18:28,570 --> 00:18:31,524
I mean, I'm not even on any
of the non-work group texts.
529
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,593
And last night Beefer
invited everybody over
530
00:18:33,629 --> 00:18:36,008
for whiskey and cigars,
and I wasn't included.
531
00:18:36,044 --> 00:18:37,844
Well, I mean, is not hanging out
532
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,281
with Beefer really a punishment, per se?
533
00:18:40,317 --> 00:18:41,884
Yeah, but if I'm not at Beefer's
534
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,853
for whiskey and cigars,
then I don't get invited
535
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:45,356
to Vegas with Slurpie and Trundle,
536
00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:47,392
and I'm definitely not
at Skidmark's pig roast.
537
00:18:47,428 --> 00:18:49,062
Man, these nicknames are just bad.
538
00:18:49,098 --> 00:18:50,064
I actually came up with Skidmark.
539
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:52,200
It's very funny
if you know the back story.
540
00:18:52,236 --> 00:18:54,077
- He pooped his pants?
- Yeah.
541
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,324
But the point is,
if I'm not at those events,
542
00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:58,960
then suddenly I'm not looked
at for new accounts
543
00:18:58,995 --> 00:19:02,364
or promotions or anything.
My career here is over.
544
00:19:02,399 --> 00:19:04,499
I'm really sorry.
I feel like a messed up.
545
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,168
I shouldn't have talked you
into turning down
546
00:19:06,203 --> 00:19:08,904
- that settlement.
- Hey, Seth attacked me.
547
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,539
And I'm really proud of myself
548
00:19:10,574 --> 00:19:12,274
that I didn't let him
get away with that.
549
00:19:12,309 --> 00:19:15,177
So, even though it sucks,
if I had to do it all again,
550
00:19:15,212 --> 00:19:16,178
I would.
551
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,878
Especially the broken penis.
552
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:23,351
- Why'd she say that to me?
- I don't know.
553
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:31,259
Freeze! NYPD!
554
00:19:31,294 --> 00:19:33,028
Is that Raymond Holt I see?
555
00:19:33,063 --> 00:19:34,362
You haven't changed a bit.
556
00:19:34,397 --> 00:19:36,865
- Neither have you, Ernest.
- What?
557
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:39,101
Neither have you, Ernest.
558
00:19:39,354 --> 00:19:40,293
What?
559
00:19:40,328 --> 00:19:44,271
Neither have you, Ernest!
560
00:19:44,307 --> 00:19:45,974
Ugh, this is hard to watch.
561
00:19:46,009 --> 00:19:47,875
You're just as devious as ever.
562
00:19:47,911 --> 00:19:49,544
You seduced the van driver, didn't you?
563
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,379
No, I seduced the van driver.
564
00:19:51,414 --> 00:19:54,049
She couldn't resist my groovy voodoo.
565
00:19:54,084 --> 00:19:56,192
And the yo-yo string was a message.
566
00:19:56,953 --> 00:20:00,922
- The what was a what?
- The yo-yo string was...
567
00:20:00,957 --> 00:20:02,090
Captain, this is embarrassing.
568
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:03,289
Can we just take him in?
569
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,941
Yeah, you're right.
This isn't what I hoped for.
570
00:20:05,977 --> 00:20:07,628
Go ahead and cuff him, gently.
571
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:09,998
This isn't the last you'll
hear from me, Raymond.
572
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:12,185
- I'm never gonna die.
- Sure you won't.
573
00:20:12,221 --> 00:20:14,788
- Whatever makes you feel better.
- No, you're the punk.
574
00:20:14,824 --> 00:20:16,235
Just put him in the car.
575
00:20:18,526 --> 00:20:20,493
Hey, heard you guys got
that finance creep.
576
00:20:20,529 --> 00:20:22,029
- Congratulations.
- Thanks.
577
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,311
But there's nothing
to congratulate me about.
578
00:20:23,346 --> 00:20:26,314
Amy's just upset because
the historically entrenched
579
00:20:26,349 --> 00:20:28,416
patriarchy has created
a culture of victim-shaming
580
00:20:28,451 --> 00:20:31,453
that suppresses any power shift
in our masculo-phallic system.
581
00:20:31,488 --> 00:20:32,587
- Huh?
- I couldn't sleep last night
582
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,656
so I watched a documentary
on Netflix about feminism.
583
00:20:34,981 --> 00:20:36,114
I love you.
584
00:20:36,150 --> 00:20:38,460
Just sucks that she came
forward to report an assault
585
00:20:38,495 --> 00:20:40,028
and the only one who truly benefited
586
00:20:40,063 --> 00:20:42,264
- is a guy named Beefer.
- You don't know Beefer but...
587
00:20:42,299 --> 00:20:43,632
Oh, I've met plenty of Beefers.
588
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:45,000
- Yeah.
- Look this is a hard fight.
589
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,034
But it's an important one.
590
00:20:46,069 --> 00:20:47,669
It's good that you convinced
her to press charges.
591
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,171
But she lost the money,
and she had to quit
592
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,105
the job she loves.
593
00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:51,973
That's exactly what you
said would happen.
594
00:20:52,008 --> 00:20:53,925
But you got the guy who assaulted her.
595
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,065
And look over there.
596
00:20:55,679 --> 00:20:58,313
- Keri's coworker?
- She came forward to report
597
00:20:58,348 --> 00:20:59,981
an assault because she was
inspired by Keri,
598
00:21:00,016 --> 00:21:01,249
which is exactly
what you said would happen.
599
00:21:01,284 --> 00:21:04,251
Two steps forward, one step
back is still one step forward.
600
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:07,078
You wanna take her statement together?
601
00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:11,092
- You know it, sister.
- Yeah, don't do that.
602
00:21:11,127 --> 00:21:13,579
We can be different
and still have the same cause.
603
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:19,359
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