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Dryin' dishes, yeah.
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Man, Charles has been
so happy and confident
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ever since he hooked up
with that Professor
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at the Captain's party.
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She has tenure,
and also has ten years,
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times two, older than him.
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That sucked.
Yeah.
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It's nice to see him like this.
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He's so confident.
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This morning, he finally
corrected the barista
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when she called him "Charlize."
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He's been living as
"Charlize broil" for five years.
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It's great.
It's all so great.
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He could take it down,
just a smidge.
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♪ If you like pina coladas
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dead guy, Charles.
Sorry.
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But whatever,
I can handle the singing.
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I'm just so happy for that guy.
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It's about time
he caught a break.
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Sexy train is
leaving the station.
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Check out this caboose.
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Later, sluts.
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Just let him have it.
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Great job, Boyle.
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Sync and corrections by parlobrito
www.addic7ed.com
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Peralta, where are we
with the black cab holdups?
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Well--
I got this, Jakey.
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Oh, all right.
Have at it, man.
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Nice jeans, Boyle.
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Those are surprisingly
low-waisted.
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Eyes up here, Gina.
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I'm more than just
a piece of ass.
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Ooh.
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Not bad, not bad.
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An unlicensed cab driver's
been picking up tourists.
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Driverakeshe vics
down under the B.Q.E.,
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robs 'em at gunpoint,
leaves them stranded.
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Unfortunately, because
they're tourists,
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and our perp is not Caucasian,
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we don't have a clear idea
of what he looks like.
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He was either Latino,
arabor mican.
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Either way, very Muslim.
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We'll go undercover,
dress as out-of-towners,
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hope the perp picks us up.
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Don't worry, sarge,
we'll nail this guy.
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I can't believe I was just
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briefly attracted to Boyle.
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Ugh. Ugh!
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A Mr. brain Jensen
here to see you, sir.
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It's Brian.
Mm, not according to this note
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I wrote on my hand
very quickly: "Brain."
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Captain holt, we recently met
at the African-American
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gay and lesbian New York City
policeman's association.
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Uh, yes, that name
is quite a mouthful.
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Just call it the "aaglnycpa."
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Your organization has
meant so much to me.
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Uh, well, it's not
my organization.
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I mean, I did found it
and I've been president
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for the last 25 years
and I oversee every detail,
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but really,
it's our organization.
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It's yours.
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And out of respect for you
and everything
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that you've done,
I wanted to stop by
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and let you know I'll be
running for president.
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I hate to run against you,
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but I have some ideas
for change that'll
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bring aaglnycpa
into the 21st century.
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I see.
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Well, it's been good
meeting you.
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And, uh, I wish you
the very best.
Thank you.
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Good-bye, brain.
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It's--it's Brian.
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Very nice man.
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Yes, he is.
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Now, let's figure out how to...
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Destroy him.
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How'd the interview
with the victim go?
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It went okay.
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The guy was from Canada,
said it was probably
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his fault for getting robbed,
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and apologized
for wasting my time.
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Oh, Canada.
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Truly odie to
America's garfield.
Mm-hmm.
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Hey, what are you doing
tomorrow night?
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I think I can get us
some nets tickets.
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No go, amigo.
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Tomorrow is vivi's and
my big 20-day anniversary.
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I'm pulling out all the stops.
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Dinner at le bonbon,
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with 300 roses at the table.
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No. Oh, man.
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Then a gondola ride
along the gowanus canal.
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
And then, a skywriter's
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gonna write,
"Charles loves v."
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I couldn't afford
her full name.
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Okay, first of all,
"Charles loves v"
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means something very specific
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and, I'm gonna guess,
not what you're intending.
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But more importantly,
you're going full Boyle.
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What? I am not.
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What's full Boyle?
Anytime Charles gets
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into a new relationship,
he gets way too intense
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way too fast, and it always
ends in heartbreak.
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We met on the subway,
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went out to dinner,
and I told her ioveder.
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And my mom was so happy.
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And then the barbershop quartet
I hired started to sing.
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And then she broke up with me.
And then she broke up with you.
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Yes!
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Oh, joanna, no!
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Courtney!
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Rhonda!
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I know when
I'm going full Boyle.
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Trust me, this is different.
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I have it under control.
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Gotta go, Jakey.
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Excuse me.
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Are you a Detective?
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Oh, uh, who's asking?
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I'm super Dan,
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scourge of
Brooklyn's underworld,
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and I need to talk
to an officer of the law.
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I'm busy right now,
working on this... Excuse.
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I think Santiago's free.
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Hi.
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I'm super Dan.
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And I have a crime to report.
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Oh, gosh, I am so sorry.
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I literally just retired.
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This is my retirement cake.
Mmm.
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Thanks, you guys.
I'm gonna miss this place.
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Why aren't you guys
taking me seriously?
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Your cape and your tights,
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and your name is super Dan,
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and I can kinda see your penis.
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And it's just all
a rich tapestry.
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Yeah, well, I'm a citizen.
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I'm from this neighborhood.
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So the only reason
I'm wearing this costume
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is so when I'm fighting crime, ,
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people will respect
my authority.
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How's that working out for you?
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Detectives, when a citizen
comes in off the street,
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it is NYPD policy
to take a statement.
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This isn't enough
of a statement?
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Yes, I wanted to inquire
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about renting out
the statue of liberty
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for a romantic evening.
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Mm-hmm.
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Is there a bed in the torch?
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No? Okay.
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I'll get back to you.
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Hey there, Charles.
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I thought maybe we should
have a little chat
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about how crazy you're acting,
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and how you're blowing this
beyond repair.
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Are you really qualified
to give romantic advice?
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You're not exactly the king
of mature relationships.
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Fair enough.
But I would argue
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that I am like
a beautiful angel of love,
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who has trouble finding love
for himself.
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Admit that you would
see that movie.
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I would.
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Thank you for honesty.
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But this is not about me.
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It's about Charles.
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I've seen this before,
buddy, and it is bad.
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Jake, I'm nowhere near
full Boyle.
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Then prove it.
Just push your
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anniversary dinner one night.
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Say, "Vivian, tomorrow
doesn't work for me.
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Can we reschedule?"
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If this will convince you,
more than happy.
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No problem.
Great.
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Voice mail.
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God, I love how she says
the words, "you've reached."
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Hi, vivi. It's chucklebunny.
Oof.
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I'm just calling
about dinner tomorrow.
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I can't wait to see you,
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my luscious little
breakfast quiche.
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I just wanna
draw you a bubble bath
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and spoon-feed you caviar.
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I think we should open up
a joint checking account.
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I love you--
what am I doing?
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It's okay. I hung up
right after "chucklebunny."
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Help me.
I've gone full Boyle.
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I need to focus
on my reelection campaign.
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Clear my schedule.
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You really care about
this little club, huh?
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It's not a club.
It's an organization
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that I founded
over 25 years ago.
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I'm proud to say we now
have 50 members.
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But it wasn't so easy
in the beginning.
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I'd like to request
discretionary funds,
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to start an organization
supporting black
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gay and lesbian
police officers.
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They never actually said no,
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so I just went ahead
and did it.
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I've poured my heart and soul
into this organization.
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And I'm not gonna just
give up the presidency.
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You should make me
your campaign manager.
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I was born for politics.
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I have great hair
and I love lying.
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Find out everything you can
about this Jensen.
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I'll work on my speech.
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How's this for an opening joke?
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You know what
the toughest part about
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being a gay black
police officer is?
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The discrimination.
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I believe that's what
you call observational humor.
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Probably. That's great.
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All right, let's go over
our disguise
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I am Herbert goffleman
from San Diego.
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I came here to stand
in the cold
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outside the today show,
holding a sign
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with a misspelled word on it.
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Oh, you know what?
You win.
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That neon green Fanny pack
screams, "gullible tourist."
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It's mine.
I brought it from home.
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Hey, can I have
my phone back, please?
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Uh, no, because
you will call Vivian,
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and you have the worst case
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of full Boyle I've ever seen.
What?
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I found this, by the way.
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You wrote "Mr. Charles Ludley"
over a thousand times.
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Why would you
take her last name, Boyle?
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Look.
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For the last two years,
I've been
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directing all my love at rosa.
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So my emotions just piled up.
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And now with Vivian,
my feelings
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are springing out of me
like a fire hose.
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Oh, that is overtly sexual.
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Jake, I'm gonna ruin it.
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You gotta help me.
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All right, here's the plan.
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I'll text Vivian
from your phone,
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and tell her you want it
to be a double date.
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That way, I can come with you
and hold your hand.
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Well, then your hand
will be on her butt,
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because my hand
will be on her butt.
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You gotta get it together, man.
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I told you I need help!
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Hey, can I get your file
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on that Atlantic Avenue
drug ring?
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Sarge gave me and Scully
the case.
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What?
Oh!
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Why did you do that?
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I-I know I deserved it,
but why?
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Sarge, you reassigned
our drug case?
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Diaz and I have been
working it for three months.
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Remember super Dan?
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The guy you ignored
and made fun of?
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He's been perching
on rooftops at night,
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secretly taking photos
of drug deals.
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00:08:45,647 --> 00:08:47,681
He has thousands of images
257
00:08:47,715 --> 00:08:49,916
and can I.D. The entire network
of dealers.
258
00:08:49,951 --> 00:08:51,051
What?
But you refused
259
00:08:51,085 --> 00:08:53,253
to take his statement,
because he had a cape on.
260
00:08:53,287 --> 00:08:55,122
Luckily, Hitchcock
and Scully didn't mind.
261
00:08:55,156 --> 00:08:56,857
I didn't even notice
he was wearing a cape.
262
00:08:56,891 --> 00:08:58,759
You're a cop.
You should've noticed that.
263
00:08:58,793 --> 00:09:01,595
We screwed up.
Message received.
264
00:09:01,629 --> 00:09:02,929
Yep, be nicer to virgins.
265
00:09:02,964 --> 00:09:04,464
She doesn't speak for me.
266
00:09:04,499 --> 00:09:06,767
You're not getting
your case back.
267
00:09:06,801 --> 00:09:08,235
Okay.
268
00:09:08,269 --> 00:09:11,104
Here's what I found out
about our competition.
269
00:09:11,139 --> 00:09:14,274
Brian Jensen, born 1899,
270
00:09:14,308 --> 00:09:16,543
served in the Navy
during world war I.
271
00:09:16,577 --> 00:09:18,745
A hero at the battle
of scimitar hill,
272
00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:20,480
Jensen perished
in a factory fire
273
00:09:20,515 --> 00:09:22,616
in the Netherlands.
274
00:09:22,650 --> 00:09:24,384
This may be a different
Brian Jensen.
275
00:09:24,419 --> 00:09:26,420
I've never been
in this position before.
276
00:09:26,454 --> 00:09:28,321
I've always run unopposed.
277
00:09:28,356 --> 00:09:30,824
If you wanna compete,
you're gonna have to have
278
00:09:30,858 --> 00:09:33,427
a little more pizzazz.
279
00:09:33,461 --> 00:09:35,162
A couple ideas for ya.
280
00:09:35,196 --> 00:09:37,064
The obvious place to start
would be you,
281
00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:38,398
in a silver suit,
282
00:09:38,433 --> 00:09:40,834
with sunglasses
and roller skates--
283
00:09:40,868 --> 00:09:43,303
the candidate of fun.
284
00:09:43,337 --> 00:09:45,305
What's your second idea?
Nada.
285
00:09:45,339 --> 00:09:48,008
Thought I had a slam dunk
on the first one.
286
00:09:51,079 --> 00:09:52,045
Hi, there.
287
00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:53,747
We'd like to go
to the Times Square.
288
00:09:53,781 --> 00:09:55,549
We're brothers.
289
00:09:56,751 --> 00:09:58,318
We're all set for
the double date tonight.
290
00:09:58,352 --> 00:10:00,787
Vivian's bringing
her friend bernice.
291
00:10:00,822 --> 00:10:02,155
Bernice?
292
00:10:02,190 --> 00:10:04,024
That sounds like
a cartoon dump truck.
293
00:10:04,058 --> 00:10:05,859
Whatever, that's probably
for the best.
294
00:10:05,893 --> 00:10:07,327
I don't need any distractions.
295
00:10:07,361 --> 00:10:08,762
My mission is to protect you.
296
00:10:08,796 --> 00:10:09,996
All right.
297
00:10:10,031 --> 00:10:11,231
Hey, this guy's going
the right way.
298
00:10:11,265 --> 00:10:12,632
We should get out
and try again.
299
00:10:12,667 --> 00:10:14,301
You can let us off here.
300
00:10:18,639 --> 00:10:20,974
We would like
to buy some bagels.
301
00:10:21,008 --> 00:10:22,743
And where is
the sex and the city street?
302
00:10:22,777 --> 00:10:24,377
We wanna see
where Carrie and big live.
303
00:10:24,412 --> 00:10:26,113
I'm a Carrie.
I think I'm a Carrie.
304
00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:28,615
We're both carries.
305
00:10:28,649 --> 00:10:30,717
All right, let's prepare
for the date tonight.
306
00:10:30,752 --> 00:10:32,619
Here's the things you're not
allowed to talk about:
307
00:10:32,653 --> 00:10:35,122
Love, poetry, music,
or passion.
308
00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:36,823
We don't have to talk at all.
309
00:10:36,858 --> 00:10:38,158
I'll just stare into her eyes.
310
00:10:38,192 --> 00:10:40,060
They're like little drops
of cilantro reduction
311
00:10:40,094 --> 00:10:41,795
on Lily-white flan.
Okay, no.
312
00:10:41,829 --> 00:10:43,396
See, no food talk.
313
00:10:43,431 --> 00:10:44,464
It sets off something primal
314
00:10:44,499 --> 00:10:45,932
and disgusting in both of you.
315
00:10:45,967 --> 00:10:47,300
It makes me wanna barf.
316
00:10:47,335 --> 00:10:48,602
You're right.
Look, if you feel like
317
00:10:48,636 --> 00:10:50,403
you can't handle it,
we need a signal.
318
00:10:50,438 --> 00:10:51,471
I'll do this.
319
00:10:54,675 --> 00:10:56,243
And how would you
do that naturally?
320
00:10:56,277 --> 00:10:57,377
I don't know.
321
00:10:57,411 --> 00:10:58,779
This guy's clean, by the way.
322
00:10:58,813 --> 00:11:00,380
Can we pull over, please?
323
00:11:00,414 --> 00:11:02,816
There she is.
324
00:11:02,850 --> 00:11:04,184
I don't know if I can do this.
325
00:11:04,218 --> 00:11:05,652
Listen to me.
I am with you all night.
326
00:11:05,686 --> 00:11:06,953
And nothing will distract me
327
00:11:06,988 --> 00:11:09,122
from my solemn vow
to protect you, okay?
328
00:11:09,157 --> 00:11:10,223
Okay.
329
00:11:10,258 --> 00:11:11,725
Vivian, you look beautiful.
330
00:11:11,759 --> 00:11:13,260
I love your dress.
Aww.
331
00:11:13,294 --> 00:11:15,595
You too, Charlie.
You look so handsome.
332
00:11:16,964 --> 00:11:19,099
Steady, steady.
333
00:11:19,133 --> 00:11:21,067
Jake, this is
my friend bernice.
334
00:11:21,102 --> 00:11:24,237
Oh, hello.
I'm jak-tractive.
335
00:11:24,272 --> 00:11:25,572
Jak-tractive?
336
00:11:25,606 --> 00:11:30,544
Yes, my parents were hippies.
337
00:11:30,578 --> 00:11:32,045
Let's eat.
338
00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:35,604
Okay, so, Jake, you're a cop.
339
00:11:35,639 --> 00:11:37,406
I wanted to be a cop
when I was a kid,
340
00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,675
mostly because I love die hard.
341
00:11:39,709 --> 00:11:42,645
Die hard, really?
Mm-hmm.
342
00:11:42,679 --> 00:11:44,913
Well, that makes sense,
everyone loves that movie.
343
00:11:44,948 --> 00:11:46,181
Oh, not like me.
344
00:11:46,216 --> 00:11:49,018
I sleep in a nakatomi Plaza
security t-shirt.
345
00:11:49,052 --> 00:11:50,853
Oh, no.
346
00:11:50,887 --> 00:11:52,321
What kinda dogs do you like?
347
00:11:52,355 --> 00:11:54,023
I mean, you know,
just hypothetically,
348
00:11:54,057 --> 00:11:55,524
if we were to get a dog.
349
00:11:55,558 --> 00:11:56,992
Oh, I love all dogs.
350
00:11:57,027 --> 00:11:58,927
When I was a kid,
I had the cutest
351
00:11:58,962 --> 00:12:01,196
golden retriever, named Rufus.
352
00:12:01,231 --> 00:12:02,865
That is the most amazing thing
I've ever heard.
353
00:12:02,899 --> 00:12:04,233
I wanna meet him.
354
00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:06,335
Charles, why don't you
tell Vivian
355
00:12:06,369 --> 00:12:08,203
about the ten-day forecast?
356
00:12:08,238 --> 00:12:09,471
Oh, good idea.
357
00:12:09,506 --> 00:12:10,606
Sorry about that.
358
00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,875
So if you're not a cop,
then what do you do?
359
00:12:12,909 --> 00:12:14,076
I'm in grad school.
360
00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:15,811
I thought about maybe
being a sports reporter,
361
00:12:15,845 --> 00:12:18,380
but it would be impossible
for me to be objective.
362
00:12:18,415 --> 00:12:20,115
I love the nets so much.
363
00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:21,784
You're a nets fan?
I love the nets.
364
00:12:21,818 --> 00:12:25,020
Oh, my God. This season
has been a disaster, right?
Yes.
365
00:12:25,055 --> 00:12:27,256
And everybody blames it
onas kidd.
Yes.
366
00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:29,091
But it's like,
at a certain point,
367
00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:30,693
Billy king is the one
who put the team together.
368
00:12:30,727 --> 00:12:31,694
Yes.
369
00:12:31,728 --> 00:12:32,861
Wow.
370
00:12:32,896 --> 00:12:34,963
I love rainy days.
My mother loves rainy days.
371
00:12:34,998 --> 00:12:37,066
You should meet her.
372
00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:38,200
Excuse me.
373
00:12:38,234 --> 00:12:39,435
Our signal.
374
00:12:39,469 --> 00:12:41,003
Uh, here's a question
for the group.
375
00:12:41,037 --> 00:12:44,006
What is the longest funeral
you've ever attended?
376
00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:45,474
Ladies first.
377
00:12:45,508 --> 00:12:48,377
On behalf
of Captain holt: Floorgasm.
378
00:12:50,613 --> 00:12:52,915
♪ Hands in the air
fist pumpin' like champs ♪
379
00:12:52,949 --> 00:12:55,217
♪ hands in the air
fist pumpin' like champs ♪
380
00:12:55,251 --> 00:12:57,686
♪ hands in the air
fist pumpin' like champs ♪
381
00:12:57,721 --> 00:12:59,088
♪ fist pumpin' like champs
382
00:12:59,122 --> 00:13:00,622
♪ fist pumpin' like champs
383
00:13:03,126 --> 00:13:04,927
Did you like it?
384
00:13:04,961 --> 00:13:07,396
It was inspired
by the city of New York,
385
00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:09,331
in that I stole it
from some kids
386
00:13:09,365 --> 00:13:11,200
I saw dancing
on the subway station.
387
00:13:11,234 --> 00:13:13,869
All of you, go home,
immediately.
388
00:13:15,105 --> 00:13:16,238
I appreciate the effort,
Gina, but I can't risk
389
00:13:16,272 --> 00:13:17,406
losing this election.
390
00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,475
The aaglnycpa means too much.
391
00:13:19,509 --> 00:13:20,943
Let me rehearse my speech.
392
00:13:20,977 --> 00:13:23,879
Do you want a president
who struggled against all odds
393
00:13:23,913 --> 00:13:25,714
to create
this great organization?
394
00:13:25,749 --> 00:13:27,716
Or do you want a great nothing
395
00:13:27,751 --> 00:13:31,086
who struggled against
nothing odds to create nhing
396
00:13:31,121 --> 00:13:32,488
yikes.
397
00:13:33,757 --> 00:13:35,090
The meeting is beginning.
398
00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:36,458
The stakes are
very high for me.
399
00:13:36,493 --> 00:13:37,826
I'm getting nervous.
400
00:13:37,861 --> 00:13:42,598
My stomach is in flux.
401
00:13:42,632 --> 00:13:44,333
You know, in the court
of Louis xi,
402
00:13:44,367 --> 00:13:46,201
women would only eat consomme,
because
403
00:13:46,236 --> 00:13:47,402
they were worried that
404
00:13:47,437 --> 00:13:49,171
chewing would
give them wrinkles.
405
00:13:49,205 --> 00:13:51,240
I love it when you talk broth.
406
00:13:51,274 --> 00:13:53,041
Hey, Charles, remember that dog
407
00:13:53,076 --> 00:13:54,309
we found on the train tracks?
408
00:13:54,344 --> 00:13:56,512
Was it inside-out
or just very badly burned?
409
00:13:56,546 --> 00:13:57,579
Inside-out.
Yeah, 'cause there were
410
00:13:57,614 --> 00:13:58,647
things on the outside that
411
00:13:58,681 --> 00:14:00,115
definitely should've been
on the inside.
412
00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:01,283
Definition of inside-out.
413
00:14:01,317 --> 00:14:03,185
Bingo.
Uh, will you excuse us?
414
00:14:03,219 --> 00:14:05,387
Bernice and I are gonna
use the ladies' room.
Yeah.
415
00:14:05,421 --> 00:14:08,624
Hurry back.
Oh, no.
416
00:14:08,658 --> 00:14:10,259
Jake, I can't stop
looking at her butt.
417
00:14:10,293 --> 00:14:12,194
Yeah, you are definitely
making her uncomfortable.
418
00:14:12,228 --> 00:14:13,862
And this beautiful
basketball-loving
419
00:14:13,897 --> 00:14:16,131
die hard fan is tearing down
my walls of defenses.
420
00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:17,833
If we find out that
she is half-Jewish,
421
00:14:17,867 --> 00:14:19,101
we are all doomed!
422
00:14:19,135 --> 00:14:20,736
I know.
I borrowed the waiter's phone
423
00:14:20,770 --> 00:14:22,404
when you weren't looking,
and bought me and Vivian
424
00:14:22,438 --> 00:14:23,872
plane tickets to Rome.
What?
425
00:14:23,907 --> 00:14:25,240
We leave in two hours.
426
00:14:25,275 --> 00:14:27,042
Terrible itinerary,
connect through Vietnam.
427
00:14:27,076 --> 00:14:28,710
All right, just go home.
Get out of here and regroup.
428
00:14:28,745 --> 00:14:30,045
I'll take care of everything.
429
00:14:30,079 --> 00:14:32,247
I'll tell 'em
it was an emergency.
Thank you.
430
00:14:32,282 --> 00:14:33,248
Can you make it
a work emergency,
431
00:14:33,283 --> 00:14:34,349
not a bathroom one?
432
00:14:34,384 --> 00:14:35,450
I kinda wanna make IA.
433
00:14:36,820 --> 00:14:38,654
Sarge, you made your point.
434
00:14:38,688 --> 00:14:39,688
We messed up.
435
00:14:39,722 --> 00:14:41,056
But this is a big case,
and Hitchcock
436
00:14:41,090 --> 00:14:42,524
and Scully are gonna
screw it up.
437
00:14:42,559 --> 00:14:43,859
I'm sure they can handle it.
438
00:14:43,893 --> 00:14:46,261
They have a combined
50 years of experience.
439
00:14:46,296 --> 00:14:47,930
This morning I found
Scully's gun
440
00:14:47,964 --> 00:14:49,998
in the freezer,
in the frozen yogurt.
441
00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:51,834
I think he was using it
as a spoon.
442
00:14:51,868 --> 00:14:54,536
The truth is,
I had to give 'em the case.
443
00:14:54,571 --> 00:14:56,271
You insulted super Dan.
444
00:14:56,306 --> 00:14:58,473
He refuses to cooperate
with you.
445
00:14:58,508 --> 00:14:59,741
We weren't that bad.
446
00:14:59,776 --> 00:15:01,577
You told him his superpower
was being so embarrassing
447
00:15:01,611 --> 00:15:03,478
that people
laughed themselves to death.
448
00:15:03,513 --> 00:15:05,147
Yeah.
449
00:15:05,181 --> 00:15:07,850
For those of you
who don't know me,
450
00:15:07,884 --> 00:15:09,318
I'm officer Brian Jensen.
451
00:15:10,887 --> 00:15:12,120
Listen to him talk.
452
00:15:12,155 --> 00:15:13,288
He has no gravitas.
453
00:15:13,323 --> 00:15:15,858
Do you know what gravitas
sounds like?
454
00:15:15,892 --> 00:15:18,594
Greetings, all.
455
00:15:18,628 --> 00:15:20,729
Details about this organization
456
00:15:20,763 --> 00:15:23,165
should be included
in NYPD recruitment literature
457
00:15:23,199 --> 00:15:24,867
and on the website.
458
00:15:24,901 --> 00:15:26,902
He actually has
some good ideas.
459
00:15:26,936 --> 00:15:29,338
Maybe you shouldn't be
so quick to dismiss him,
460
00:15:29,372 --> 00:15:31,974
like you were with a certain
amazing dance troop.
461
00:15:32,008 --> 00:15:33,342
He isn't fit to be president.
462
00:15:33,376 --> 00:15:35,077
He hasn't spent
the last 25 years
463
00:15:35,111 --> 00:15:36,745
fighting to build
this organization.
464
00:15:36,779 --> 00:15:38,046
Right. Is that bad?
465
00:15:38,081 --> 00:15:42,217
I thought you created
agla--naca--macapa
466
00:15:42,252 --> 00:15:44,152
or whatever, so people like him
467
00:15:44,187 --> 00:15:46,221
wouldn't have to go through
what you went through.
468
00:15:46,256 --> 00:15:48,290
Isn't it a good thing
that Brian Jensen
469
00:15:48,324 --> 00:15:51,059
didn't have to struggle
for 25 years
470
00:15:51,094 --> 00:15:52,861
just to get up on this stage?
471
00:15:52,896 --> 00:15:55,097
Thank you all for your time.
472
00:15:55,131 --> 00:15:56,398
I hope you vote for me.
473
00:16:01,437 --> 00:16:04,172
Greetings, all.
474
00:16:04,207 --> 00:16:05,507
You know what
the toughest part about
475
00:16:05,541 --> 00:16:08,243
being a gay black
police officer is?
476
00:16:08,278 --> 00:16:09,511
The discrimination.
477
00:16:12,081 --> 00:16:13,415
What?
478
00:16:13,449 --> 00:16:15,817
At the very first meeting
of the aaglnycpa,
479
00:16:15,852 --> 00:16:18,120
I was elected president
unanimously,
480
00:16:18,154 --> 00:16:19,321
because I was the only member
481
00:16:19,355 --> 00:16:20,856
and I voted for myself.
482
00:16:20,890 --> 00:16:23,792
But after 25 years of struggle,
483
00:16:23,826 --> 00:16:25,994
I am no longer the only member.
484
00:16:26,029 --> 00:16:27,963
And lookorward
to casting my vote
485
00:16:27,997 --> 00:16:29,264
for someone else.
486
00:16:29,299 --> 00:16:31,033
That is why I withdraw my name
487
00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:34,269
from consideration
as president.
488
00:16:34,304 --> 00:16:36,438
Congratulations, Brian.
489
00:16:39,943 --> 00:16:42,177
If you screw this up,
I will impeach you.
490
00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:44,613
I wrote the bylaws,
so I know how to do it.
491
00:16:44,647 --> 00:16:47,649
But I'm very happy for you.
492
00:16:47,684 --> 00:16:50,686
But I will impeach you,
if necessary.
493
00:16:51,821 --> 00:16:53,255
Anyways, Charles wanted me
494
00:16:53,289 --> 00:16:55,123
to reiterate how sorry he is,
495
00:16:55,158 --> 00:16:56,758
but he got an emergency call.
496
00:16:56,793 --> 00:16:59,261
And that is plausible,
because we're detectives.
497
00:16:59,295 --> 00:17:00,495
Well, is it a tough case?
498
00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:02,464
'Cause Charlie was acting
so weird tonight.
499
00:17:02,498 --> 00:17:05,634
Mm-hmm. Work has been
so stressful.
500
00:17:05,668 --> 00:17:08,170
Speaking of, here is your coat.
501
00:17:08,204 --> 00:17:09,538
I've gotta run.
502
00:17:09,572 --> 00:17:10,939
If you wouldn't mind
using the back exit,
503
00:17:10,974 --> 00:17:12,174
it'll be much safer.
Trust me.
504
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:15,110
I'm a cop. New York, right?
505
00:17:15,144 --> 00:17:18,347
Charles, what are you
doing here?
506
00:17:18,381 --> 00:17:20,015
I'm so close to getting you
out of this.
507
00:17:20,049 --> 00:17:21,783
They're putting their coats on.
Funny story--
508
00:17:21,818 --> 00:17:23,352
I was walking home
and I passed a pawn shop.
509
00:17:23,386 --> 00:17:24,686
And then I went into a trance.
510
00:17:24,721 --> 00:17:25,954
And now I have
this engagement ring.
511
00:17:25,989 --> 00:17:27,689
No, Charles!
Well,
512
00:17:27,724 --> 00:17:29,624
I'm gonna go ask Vivian
to marry me. Bye.
513
00:17:29,659 --> 00:17:31,493
No, give me that.
Jake!
514
00:17:31,527 --> 00:17:32,494
Give that back.
515
00:17:32,528 --> 00:17:33,729
I'm doing this
for your own good.
516
00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:35,597
You've gone full Boyle.
I'm helping you out.
517
00:17:35,631 --> 00:17:37,199
Give me that ring,
or I'm gonna pepper spray you.
518
00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:40,669
Pepper spray me,
I will pepper spray you!
519
00:17:40,703 --> 00:17:43,038
Huh?
Mm.
520
00:17:43,072 --> 00:17:44,039
No!
521
00:17:50,079 --> 00:17:51,146
Aah!
522
00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:53,582
Crap! Crap! Aah, crap!
Crap! Aw, crap!
523
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,542
Hey, buddy.
524
00:17:58,576 --> 00:18:00,311
Got you that fancy coffee
you like.
525
00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:01,445
Nah, I don't want it.
526
00:18:01,479 --> 00:18:03,180
Ah, so expensive.
527
00:18:03,214 --> 00:18:04,348
How you holding up?
528
00:18:04,382 --> 00:18:05,916
Well, Jake, I've been better.
529
00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:07,584
Right. Look, I'm sorry
530
00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,420
I threw your ring
in that boiling pork water.
531
00:18:09,454 --> 00:18:11,722
Yeah. I'm sorry
I pepper sprayed you.
532
00:18:11,756 --> 00:18:13,290
I'm sorry I pepper sprayed you.
533
00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:14,959
It burned like hell, right?
Yeah.
534
00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:16,026
Thank God for that soda.
535
00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:22,433
Ahh, it's so sticky,
but it feels so good.
536
00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:24,001
Ooh, cab.
537
00:18:24,035 --> 00:18:27,237
After you.
Yes, sir.
538
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:30,607
What are you two
still doing here?
539
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:31,809
Isn't your shift over?
540
00:18:31,843 --> 00:18:33,310
There's something we need
to take care of.
541
00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:36,347
Oh, super Dan, over here.
Thanks for coming.
542
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:37,881
Great.
543
00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:39,049
You two?
544
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:40,317
If you guys wanna
make fun of me,
545
00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:42,820
just come down to pita paradise
like everyone else does.
546
00:18:42,854 --> 00:18:44,221
We need your help.
Why?
547
00:18:44,255 --> 00:18:45,522
What happened to Scully
and Hitchcock?
548
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:48,625
They're busy,
cleaning Hitchcock's ear.
549
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:51,662
Yeah. Did you witness
any of these men
550
00:18:51,696 --> 00:18:53,030
selling narcotics?
551
00:18:53,064 --> 00:18:54,999
This is so official.
552
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,668
Yeah, this guy, number three.
553
00:18:57,702 --> 00:18:59,036
That's the mope we brought in.
554
00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:00,904
Yeah, okay.
555
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:02,539
We're gonna need
to take your statement.
556
00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:04,575
Spare no detail.
Really?
557
00:19:04,609 --> 00:19:06,176
Mm-hmm.
Yeah!
558
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:09,213
Okay, um, all right.
559
00:19:09,247 --> 00:19:11,482
Well, uh, I was driving
around my neighborhood
560
00:19:11,516 --> 00:19:13,584
in the "danmobile,"
which is my bike.
561
00:19:13,618 --> 00:19:15,986
I know what we did wrong.
562
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:17,921
Ah, should've
followed the rules,
563
00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:20,190
but more importantly,
we're supposed
564
00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:22,292
to help out everyone,
no matter what.
565
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,694
That's right.
566
00:19:23,728 --> 00:19:25,462
Nice work on the arrest.
567
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,431
I got vaccinated that year,
568
00:19:27,465 --> 00:19:29,233
but then I still got the flu.
569
00:19:29,267 --> 00:19:31,201
Whoa.
570
00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:32,736
Don't be bummed, man.
571
00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,905
It's gonna be okay.
No, it isn't.
572
00:19:34,939 --> 00:19:37,107
You can't be with me
every minute of every day.
573
00:19:37,142 --> 00:19:39,009
I'm in love with this woman,
for real.
574
00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:41,111
And I'm gonna go full Boyle
and scare her off.
575
00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:43,280
No, we can figure this out,
all right?
576
00:19:43,314 --> 00:19:44,915
I still got your phone,
so you're good there--
577
00:19:44,949 --> 00:19:45,983
hey, hey, hey, hey.
578
00:19:46,017 --> 00:19:47,718
I think we're gonna get robbed.
579
00:19:47,752 --> 00:19:48,919
I need to pull over.
580
00:19:48,953 --> 00:19:52,289
Flat tire.
581
00:19:52,323 --> 00:19:53,557
Give me your wallets.
582
00:19:53,591 --> 00:19:55,692
NYPD, you're under arrest
for armed robbery!
583
00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:57,094
A little to the left, Charles.
584
00:19:57,128 --> 00:20:00,164
Yeah, I'm still not seeing great
because of the pepper spray.
585
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:04,368
Hey, cab driver's
in the interrogation room.
586
00:20:04,402 --> 00:20:07,037
You ready?
Let's do it.
587
00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:09,139
Oh, no, what's this?
588
00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:11,275
What is this?
589
00:20:11,309 --> 00:20:12,376
I checked your phone.
590
00:20:12,410 --> 00:20:13,444
There were a hundred texts
from Vivian,
591
00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:14,478
worried about you,
592
00:20:14,512 --> 00:20:16,113
a selfie that
I can never unsee,
593
00:20:16,147 --> 00:20:17,648
and dozens of voice mails.
594
00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:20,584
Hey, chucklebunny, it's me.
595
00:20:20,618 --> 00:20:21,618
You disappeared last night.
596
00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:23,253
And you were acting weird.
597
00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:25,222
And I'm worried it's
because I'm moving too fast.
598
00:20:25,256 --> 00:20:26,990
I really wanna see you.
599
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:28,158
And I know it's 3:00 A.M.,
600
00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:29,726
but we should
feed each other falafel
601
00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:31,195
in our underwear--
okay.
602
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:33,530
I know it when I hear it.
603
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:34,798
She's full Boyle.
604
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:36,033
Full Boyle for Boyle.
605
00:20:36,067 --> 00:20:37,501
I took the liberty
of texting her,
606
00:20:37,535 --> 00:20:38,969
and telling her to
come meet you here.
607
00:20:39,003 --> 00:20:41,338
I thought you might
wanna give her this,
608
00:20:41,372 --> 00:20:43,340
or something
considerably nicer.
609
00:20:43,374 --> 00:20:44,675
That is definitely
not platinum.
610
00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:46,343
You really think
this is a good idea?
611
00:20:46,377 --> 00:20:47,811
Buddy, I honestly don't know,
612
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:49,746
but you're definitely
not gonna scare her off.
613
00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:51,748
I say do whatever
makes you happiest.
614
00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:52,850
Jakey, you're the best.
615
00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:54,318
Ahh.
616
00:20:54,352 --> 00:20:56,320
Your body is trembling
like a leaf.
617
00:20:56,354 --> 00:20:59,623
I'm so excited.
618
00:20:59,657 --> 00:21:00,991
Yes!
Yes?
619
00:21:01,025 --> 00:21:02,326
Yes!
620
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,660
Aww.
621
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:06,396
Charles is engaged.
622
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,699
You handled this
really well, peralta.
623
00:21:08,733 --> 00:21:11,034
I take back what I said
about you being immature.
624
00:21:11,069 --> 00:21:13,637
Oh, apology accepted,
fart monster.
625
00:21:13,671 --> 00:21:15,672
Okay.
626
00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:17,007
Ohh.
Oh, no.
627
00:21:17,041 --> 00:21:18,242
Oh, boy.
Okay.
628
00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:20,344
Yeah, this is turning into
a live sex show.
629
00:21:20,378 --> 00:21:21,712
Yeah, let's go.
Oh, no.
630
00:21:21,746 --> 00:21:22,980
I wasn't saying it
in a bad way.
631
00:21:23,014 --> 00:21:24,214
Jake!
Yep.
632
00:21:26,484 --> 00:21:27,451
Although they can't see us.
633
00:21:27,485 --> 00:21:28,752
- Jake!
- Yep.
634
00:21:28,753 --> 00:21:32,253
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