1 00:00:02,248 --> 00:00:03,336 - Clear in back. - Copy. 2 00:00:03,379 --> 00:00:04,902 All clear on the main hall. 3 00:00:04,946 --> 00:00:06,469 - Clear. - Clear. 4 00:00:06,513 --> 00:00:10,517 The service road a quarter mile away is also clear. 5 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:13,085 Hold on. There's a pigeon approaching. 6 00:00:13,128 --> 00:00:15,130 Hold the mission. 7 00:00:15,174 --> 00:00:16,175 Shoo. 8 00:00:16,218 --> 00:00:18,612 Shoo. Shoo. 9 00:00:18,655 --> 00:00:19,743 Shoo. 10 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:21,832 Great work with that pidge, officer. 11 00:00:21,876 --> 00:00:24,574 Detectives, switch to channel five. 12 00:00:24,618 --> 00:00:26,272 Anyone else getting a sense Holt is upset 13 00:00:26,315 --> 00:00:27,795 about the new captain coming tomorrow? 14 00:00:27,838 --> 00:00:29,816 It's bad. This morning he sighed for the entire length 15 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:30,840 of our elevator ride. 16 00:00:36,020 --> 00:00:39,372 I wonder who Wuntch is gonna stick us with this time. 17 00:00:39,415 --> 00:00:40,764 - Clear. - Clear. 18 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:41,959 I'm sure it will be someone terrible, 19 00:00:41,983 --> 00:00:43,221 but we've had bad bosses before, 20 00:00:43,245 --> 00:00:44,570 and we've always managed to get rid of them. 21 00:00:44,594 --> 00:00:45,789 - Let's just do that again. - Hey, listen. 22 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:47,380 I'm taking this weekend off. 23 00:00:47,423 --> 00:00:48,531 Do you think you can have the new captain gone by Monday? 24 00:00:48,555 --> 00:00:49,662 I'm kind of over meeting new people. 25 00:00:49,686 --> 00:00:51,688 - Gone by Monday. - Challenge accepted. 26 00:00:52,863 --> 00:00:54,517 - Clear. - Clear. 27 00:01:01,220 --> 00:01:02,264 We got a runner. 28 00:01:02,308 --> 00:01:04,092 NYPD, freeze! 29 00:01:04,136 --> 00:01:06,181 Ugh! 30 00:01:06,225 --> 00:01:09,184 Taking down the bad guys without breaking up our convo. 31 00:01:09,228 --> 00:01:10,620 That how we do it in the Nine-Nine. 32 00:01:10,664 --> 00:01:12,318 You're going the wrong direction. 33 00:01:12,361 --> 00:01:13,643 Damn it. All these hallways look the same. 34 00:01:13,667 --> 00:01:15,016 That was such a cool walk-off. 35 00:01:40,607 --> 00:01:42,609 - 'Sup? - What is happening? 36 00:01:42,652 --> 00:01:44,152 Well, with the new captain coming in, 37 00:01:44,176 --> 00:01:45,501 this is my chance to reinvent myself. 38 00:01:45,525 --> 00:01:48,745 So say hello to Chuck Boyle, office badass. 39 00:01:48,789 --> 00:01:50,443 Wait a minute. Is that Rosa's jacket? 40 00:01:50,486 --> 00:01:51,661 And follow-up question, 41 00:01:51,705 --> 00:01:53,402 does Rosa's jacket fit you perfectly? 42 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:54,664 You tell me. 43 00:01:54,708 --> 00:01:56,449 You know, just put on a leather jacket 44 00:01:56,492 --> 00:01:57,928 and become a badass. 45 00:01:57,972 --> 00:01:59,800 You also need a chunky bracelet with fringe. 46 00:01:59,843 --> 00:02:01,715 Wrong. Ever since Rosa gave me this baby, 47 00:02:01,758 --> 00:02:03,456 people have been treating me like I'm cool. 48 00:02:03,499 --> 00:02:04,587 The girl at the coffee shop 49 00:02:04,631 --> 00:02:05,869 even got the name on my cup right. 50 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:07,808 It says "Charles," not "Cassie." 51 00:02:07,851 --> 00:02:09,568 You know, I think it's less about the jacket 52 00:02:09,592 --> 00:02:11,091 and more about the fact that you're feeling confident. 53 00:02:11,115 --> 00:02:12,354 Maybe this cool version of Charles 54 00:02:12,378 --> 00:02:13,857 was in there all along. 55 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,381 Amy, I love you, but that's insane. 56 00:02:15,424 --> 00:02:16,512 It's a magic jacket. 57 00:02:16,556 --> 00:02:17,470 - Okay. - So just to be clear, 58 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:18,949 you think we're dealing with 59 00:02:18,993 --> 00:02:20,492 a "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" situation here? 60 00:02:20,516 --> 00:02:22,301 Don't know, not familiar. 61 00:02:22,344 --> 00:02:23,693 You made me watch it. 62 00:02:23,737 --> 00:02:25,149 Look, there's no point in rebranding yourself 63 00:02:25,173 --> 00:02:27,523 for the new captain... or should I say "craptain"... 64 00:02:27,567 --> 00:02:28,587 because they're not gonna be here 65 00:02:28,611 --> 00:02:30,178 for very long anyways, remember? 66 00:02:30,222 --> 00:02:31,373 Peralta, stop it. I don't want to hear you bad-mouthing 67 00:02:31,397 --> 00:02:32,833 my replacement around the office. 68 00:02:32,876 --> 00:02:33,921 Do it surreptitiously. 69 00:02:33,964 --> 00:02:35,357 Watch this. 70 00:02:35,401 --> 00:02:37,707 I hear that new captain's a pill-popper. 71 00:02:37,751 --> 00:02:39,555 - They're on their way up. - Everyone hide your pills. 72 00:02:39,579 --> 00:02:40,971 Brace yourselves. 73 00:02:41,015 --> 00:02:43,409 You're about to look into the face of pure evil. 74 00:02:45,411 --> 00:02:47,282 Ah, good morning, good morning, good morning. 75 00:02:47,326 --> 00:02:48,718 I'm Captain Julie Kim. 76 00:02:48,762 --> 00:02:50,067 And I'm Chuck. 77 00:02:50,111 --> 00:02:53,114 If you want results, stay the hell out of my way. 78 00:02:53,157 --> 00:02:56,509 Okay, wow, I guess I know who the office badass is. 79 00:02:56,552 --> 00:02:57,988 Anyway, I just want to say 80 00:02:58,032 --> 00:02:59,729 how excited am to be here at the Nine-Nine. 81 00:02:59,773 --> 00:03:01,514 I hear the best things about this place. 82 00:03:01,557 --> 00:03:03,951 From who? Madeline Wuntch, per chance? 83 00:03:03,994 --> 00:03:06,190 Oh, I've never actually spoken to Acting Commissioner Wuntch. 84 00:03:06,214 --> 00:03:08,564 I requested the posting through the C.O.P's office. 85 00:03:08,608 --> 00:03:11,045 I didn't prepare a speech, but a little about me: 86 00:03:11,088 --> 00:03:13,352 I was the first female Asian-American captain 87 00:03:13,395 --> 00:03:14,570 in the NYPD. 88 00:03:14,614 --> 00:03:16,268 My guilty pleasure is charity work. 89 00:03:16,311 --> 00:03:17,617 And what do I do for fun? 90 00:03:17,660 --> 00:03:19,580 Well, basically just design and build skate parks 91 00:03:19,619 --> 00:03:21,336 for marginalized communities; and that's me. 92 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:23,144 What a gigantic turd. 93 00:03:23,187 --> 00:03:25,625 Agreed, an unformed pile. 94 00:03:25,668 --> 00:03:27,588 I don't know; she seemed kind of awesome to me. 95 00:03:27,627 --> 00:03:28,584 The thing is, she can't be awesome 96 00:03:28,628 --> 00:03:30,194 'cause she's here to replace Holt. 97 00:03:30,238 --> 00:03:31,781 But she said as soon as his year in uniform is finished 98 00:03:31,805 --> 00:03:33,197 she's moving on. 99 00:03:33,241 --> 00:03:35,199 That's a pretty generous interpretation 100 00:03:35,243 --> 00:03:36,418 of what she said, Amy. 101 00:03:36,462 --> 00:03:38,246 As soon as his year in uniform is finished, 102 00:03:38,290 --> 00:03:39,552 I'll be moving on. 103 00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:40,553 - Okay, fine. - It's exactly what she said. 104 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:41,728 But she seems like a liar. 105 00:03:41,771 --> 00:03:43,207 Someone told me she's a pill-popper. 106 00:03:43,251 --> 00:03:44,426 Pop-pop. 107 00:03:44,470 --> 00:03:45,427 Well, she's not lying about her résumé. 108 00:03:45,471 --> 00:03:46,776 Did you know The Rock's character 109 00:03:46,820 --> 00:03:49,301 in "The Fast and the Furious" was based on her? 110 00:03:49,344 --> 00:03:51,128 Hobbs. Or Shaw. 111 00:03:51,172 --> 00:03:52,521 She's not a Hobbs or a Shaw. 112 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,001 If anything she's a Trevor. 113 00:03:54,044 --> 00:03:56,438 That the guy my mom dated after she divorced my dad. 114 00:03:56,482 --> 00:03:57,720 So this is all about your daddy issues? 115 00:03:57,744 --> 00:03:59,199 Step-daddy issues. This is a new thing. 116 00:03:59,223 --> 00:04:00,529 I'm complicated. 117 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:02,575 Anyways, Trevor seemed perfect too, you know? 118 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:04,446 He was nice to my mom, he drove a limousine, 119 00:04:04,490 --> 00:04:05,641 he would take us out to restaurants. 120 00:04:05,665 --> 00:04:07,319 But then my mom caught him cheating, 121 00:04:07,362 --> 00:04:09,016 and we never saw him again. 122 00:04:09,059 --> 00:04:10,994 So it turns out when people are too good to be true, they are. 123 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:12,149 That sucks, Jake, 124 00:04:12,193 --> 00:04:13,977 but I don't think Captain Kim is a Trevor. 125 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:16,086 Oh really? She could have had her choice of any precinct. 126 00:04:16,110 --> 00:04:18,417 Why would she choose this lame temporary posting here? 127 00:04:18,460 --> 00:04:19,635 I'll tell you why. 128 00:04:19,679 --> 00:04:21,594 Because Madeline Wuntch sent her. 129 00:04:21,637 --> 00:04:23,223 - So what do we do? - I'm glad you asked. 130 00:04:23,247 --> 00:04:25,356 You know how she wants to have individual meetings with us 131 00:04:25,380 --> 00:04:27,251 to assess our "personal strengths" 132 00:04:27,295 --> 00:04:28,316 and help us "achieve our goals?" 133 00:04:28,340 --> 00:04:29,645 Stupid B. 134 00:04:29,689 --> 00:04:31,101 I say we use those meetings to figure out why 135 00:04:31,125 --> 00:04:32,082 she's really here. 136 00:04:32,126 --> 00:04:33,083 She may seem perfect, 137 00:04:33,127 --> 00:04:34,955 but I guarantee there's a "but." 138 00:04:34,998 --> 00:04:37,436 And I'm gonna find that "but and drill down on it. 139 00:04:37,479 --> 00:04:38,761 Come on, man. You have to know how that sounds. 140 00:04:38,785 --> 00:04:41,222 - Shut up, cool Charles. - I hate this new dynamic. 141 00:04:41,265 --> 00:04:43,006 Lieutenant, thanks for coming in. 142 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:44,506 First off, do you have any questions for me? 143 00:04:44,530 --> 00:04:46,488 Just one. Why would someone with your pedigree 144 00:04:46,532 --> 00:04:47,794 choose the Nine-Nine? 145 00:04:47,837 --> 00:04:49,448 Well, why did you choose to stay here 146 00:04:49,491 --> 00:04:50,492 as long as you have? 147 00:04:50,536 --> 00:04:53,277 This is my family... second family. 148 00:04:53,321 --> 00:04:54,516 I have a wife and three kids at home. 149 00:04:54,540 --> 00:04:56,039 Oh, please tell me you have pictures. 150 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:59,545 - I may8 have one or two... - hard drives at my desk. 151 00:04:59,588 --> 00:05:01,982 Let me grab them real fast, okay? 152 00:05:02,025 --> 00:05:04,419 So, Captain Kim, I've been going through your files... 153 00:05:04,463 --> 00:05:06,203 And I've been going through yours, 154 00:05:06,247 --> 00:05:07,901 very impressive stuff. 155 00:05:07,944 --> 00:05:09,381 - Oh. - Not just the case work, 156 00:05:09,424 --> 00:05:10,382 but look at how they're organized, 157 00:05:10,425 --> 00:05:11,861 the penmanship, color coding. 158 00:05:11,905 --> 00:05:13,515 How do you get such straight margins 159 00:05:13,559 --> 00:05:14,951 on a hand-written document? 160 00:05:14,995 --> 00:05:17,060 Oh, well, I like to say when it comes to margins... 161 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:19,042 There's no margin for error. 162 00:05:20,130 --> 00:05:22,437 Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! 163 00:05:22,481 --> 00:05:24,439 So you supposedly build skate parks, huh? 164 00:05:24,483 --> 00:05:26,049 What are your three favorite tricks? 165 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:29,226 Oh, gingersnap, plasma spin, roast beef grab. 166 00:05:29,270 --> 00:05:30,576 What about you? 167 00:05:30,619 --> 00:05:32,708 Ollies. And the roast beef one that you said. 168 00:05:32,752 --> 00:05:33,859 It doesn't matter. We're both skaters. 169 00:05:33,883 --> 00:05:35,339 - Let's move on. - Well, I went over your 170 00:05:35,363 --> 00:05:36,538 recent evaluations, 171 00:05:36,582 --> 00:05:38,758 and I don't think you belong here. 172 00:05:38,801 --> 00:05:41,413 - Oh, I knew it. - You want to get rid of me. 173 00:05:41,456 --> 00:05:42,651 Well, you know what? You can't fire me, 174 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:44,590 because I quit... metaphorically. 175 00:05:44,633 --> 00:05:46,132 Obviously, for medical insurance reasons, 176 00:05:46,156 --> 00:05:47,656 it's actually much better if do you fire me. 177 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,422 - I'm not firing you. - I'm impressed by your talent 178 00:05:50,465 --> 00:05:51,945 and record, and it just so happens 179 00:05:51,988 --> 00:05:53,618 have a friend in the FBI who is looking for 180 00:05:53,642 --> 00:05:56,166 an NYPD liaison officer. 181 00:05:56,210 --> 00:05:57,733 So what do you say? 182 00:05:57,777 --> 00:05:59,082 So what did you say? 183 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:01,084 I told her I'd rather stick my entire head 184 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:03,043 inside a giraffe's long blonde butt 185 00:06:03,086 --> 00:06:04,566 than accept a job offer from her. 186 00:06:04,610 --> 00:06:06,002 - Mm-hmm. - You said that? 187 00:06:06,046 --> 00:06:07,221 In my head. 188 00:06:07,264 --> 00:06:08,285 In my mouth I said I would think about it 189 00:06:08,309 --> 00:06:09,528 and get back to her. 190 00:06:09,571 --> 00:06:11,181 She'll get the message when I dillydally. 191 00:06:11,225 --> 00:06:13,793 - Working with the FBI. - That's your dream job, Jake. 192 00:06:13,836 --> 00:06:15,751 First of all, my dream job is spy 193 00:06:15,795 --> 00:06:17,579 falsely accused of betraying his country, 194 00:06:17,623 --> 00:06:19,189 forced to work alone to clear his name 195 00:06:19,233 --> 00:06:21,298 by taking down the mysterious organization that framed him 196 00:06:21,322 --> 00:06:22,454 known only as S.H.A.D.E. 197 00:06:22,497 --> 00:06:24,325 Secondly, it wasn't a real job offer. 198 00:06:24,368 --> 00:06:25,761 - She's up to something. - Mm-hmm. 199 00:06:25,805 --> 00:06:27,459 Maybe she's just a nice person. 200 00:06:27,502 --> 00:06:29,983 I mean, she did seem genuinely interested in my kids. 201 00:06:30,026 --> 00:06:31,787 Look, did any of you get a straight answer from her 202 00:06:31,811 --> 00:06:33,465 about why she's at the Nine-Nine, hmm? 203 00:06:33,508 --> 00:06:35,292 Right, me neither. But guess what. 204 00:06:35,336 --> 00:06:36,816 I called the C.O.P. office, 205 00:06:36,859 --> 00:06:38,600 and they said the form to transfer her here 206 00:06:38,644 --> 00:06:39,645 wasn't signed by them. 207 00:06:39,688 --> 00:06:41,603 It was signed by Wuntch. 208 00:06:41,647 --> 00:06:43,692 - She lied. - Mm-hmm. 209 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:44,800 Just because Wuntch signed an order 210 00:06:44,824 --> 00:06:45,738 doesn't mean they know each other. 211 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:47,304 Will you wake up? 212 00:06:47,348 --> 00:06:49,500 That woman is a demon, and it couldn't be more obvious. 213 00:06:49,524 --> 00:06:50,786 Oh, here you are. 214 00:06:50,830 --> 00:06:53,049 I have to say how great it was talking to you all, 215 00:06:53,093 --> 00:06:54,636 and I wanted to let you know about a party I'm throwing 216 00:06:54,660 --> 00:06:55,617 at my house tomorrow night. 217 00:06:55,661 --> 00:06:57,184 Are you interested? 218 00:06:57,227 --> 00:06:59,336 Oh, well, we will think about it and get back to you. 219 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:00,535 Great. Just let me know. 220 00:07:00,579 --> 00:07:02,015 Great. 221 00:07:03,233 --> 00:07:06,323 And now we dillydally. 222 00:07:06,367 --> 00:07:07,803 Mm-hmm. 223 00:07:10,182 --> 00:07:12,184 What are you guys doing here? 224 00:07:12,227 --> 00:07:13,141 What do you mean? We're going to the party. 225 00:07:13,185 --> 00:07:14,292 You said you weren't coming. 226 00:07:14,316 --> 00:07:15,641 You said that Captain Kim was a Trevor 227 00:07:15,665 --> 00:07:16,816 and that she only invited us to earn our trust 228 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:18,538 so she could have sex with our mom. 229 00:07:18,581 --> 00:07:19,626 It was very confusing. 230 00:07:19,669 --> 00:07:21,410 I never said that. 231 00:07:21,454 --> 00:07:22,977 But it's not confusing. 232 00:07:23,021 --> 00:07:24,520 I mean, our "mom" is obviously the precinct, 233 00:07:24,544 --> 00:07:26,174 and Captain Kim having sex with the precinct 234 00:07:26,198 --> 00:07:28,678 is actually her teaming up with Madeline Wuntch to destroy it. 235 00:07:28,722 --> 00:07:30,352 It's a perfect analogy, Which I never used. 236 00:07:30,376 --> 00:07:31,855 What's up, guys? 237 00:07:31,899 --> 00:07:33,553 Why are we standing around outside? 238 00:07:33,596 --> 00:07:35,685 - Is your walk different? - Are you strutting? 239 00:07:35,729 --> 00:07:36,686 Don't know what you're talking about. 240 00:07:36,730 --> 00:07:37,949 It's how I always walk, bitch. 241 00:07:37,992 --> 00:07:39,385 Let's roll. 242 00:07:39,428 --> 00:07:40,690 Bitch? 243 00:07:40,734 --> 00:07:42,344 Welcome. The bar is in the back. 244 00:07:42,388 --> 00:07:43,824 And they're coming around with food. 245 00:07:43,867 --> 00:07:45,782 I use the most wonderful catering company. 246 00:07:45,826 --> 00:07:48,089 They only hire ex-convicts to give them a second chance. 247 00:07:48,133 --> 00:07:49,525 Oh, that's wonderful. 248 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:50,763 Get in here and meet everyone. 249 00:07:50,787 --> 00:07:52,200 Oh, Lieutenant, I want to introduce you 250 00:07:52,224 --> 00:07:53,573 to my old neighbor, John. 251 00:07:53,616 --> 00:07:54,443 He's the head of admissions at the Calder Academy 252 00:07:54,487 --> 00:07:56,054 in the Bronx. 253 00:07:56,097 --> 00:07:57,770 Calder? That's the best elementary school in the city. 254 00:07:57,794 --> 00:07:59,971 Their mock trial team gets hired to work real cases. 255 00:08:00,014 --> 00:08:01,905 And, Chuck, my friend from "Major Crimes" is here. 256 00:08:01,929 --> 00:08:04,149 - You're gonna love him. - Maybe I will; maybe I won't. 257 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:05,802 Well, come on. Let's go. 258 00:08:05,846 --> 00:08:07,345 - Oh, let me talk you coat. - No, I need it. 259 00:08:07,369 --> 00:08:09,067 Oh, this way. 260 00:08:09,110 --> 00:08:10,851 All right, I know what's going on here. 261 00:08:10,894 --> 00:08:12,418 You two still don't trust Captain Kim, 262 00:08:12,461 --> 00:08:13,656 and you're here to snoop on her. 263 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:14,637 I don't know what you're talking about. 264 00:08:14,681 --> 00:08:16,204 Please. Look at your shoes. 265 00:08:16,248 --> 00:08:18,554 You only wear sneakers for their literal purpose: 266 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:19,860 sneaking. 267 00:08:19,903 --> 00:08:21,707 That's crazy. He's wearing perfectly normal... 268 00:08:21,731 --> 00:08:23,472 No, she's right. 269 00:08:23,516 --> 00:08:24,691 The clown shoes gave me away. 270 00:08:24,734 --> 00:08:26,823 Okay, look, Captain Kim lied to us. 271 00:08:26,867 --> 00:08:28,801 There's something in this house that proves she's conspiring 272 00:08:28,825 --> 00:08:30,784 with Madeline Wuntch, and we're gonna find it. 273 00:08:30,827 --> 00:08:33,395 I am not letting you snoop around in her stuff 274 00:08:33,439 --> 00:08:34,657 and ruin this party. 275 00:08:34,701 --> 00:08:36,572 Oh, okay. Well, good luck trying to stop us. 276 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:38,792 Oh, Jake. 277 00:08:38,835 --> 00:08:40,335 You don't know who you're dealing with, do you? 278 00:08:40,359 --> 00:08:41,490 I was a student chaperone 279 00:08:41,534 --> 00:08:44,145 at every dance from middle school on. 280 00:08:44,189 --> 00:08:46,109 I've stopped more horny teenagers from making out 281 00:08:46,147 --> 00:08:47,931 to Savage Garden than you can count. 282 00:08:47,975 --> 00:08:50,238 Cool story, but we're not horny teens. 283 00:08:50,282 --> 00:08:51,587 We're horny adults. 284 00:08:51,631 --> 00:08:53,763 And tonight we're going all the way. 285 00:08:53,807 --> 00:08:55,765 Come on, Holt, let's shake this narc. 286 00:08:55,809 --> 00:08:57,202 That's right, I am a NARC, 287 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,769 a Nationally Accredited and Registered Chaperone. 288 00:08:59,813 --> 00:09:01,269 So what grade are your daughters in? 289 00:09:01,293 --> 00:09:03,121 They're in sixth grade. 290 00:09:03,164 --> 00:09:07,038 Oh, wait, I'm sorry, that's their reading level. 291 00:09:07,081 --> 00:09:08,082 They're in second. 292 00:09:08,126 --> 00:09:09,997 - Wow. - They sound quite impressive. 293 00:09:10,041 --> 00:09:13,218 - Oh good, the food. - I'm starving. 294 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:14,436 Hello, Detective Jeffords. 295 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:15,611 Do I know you? 296 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:17,222 Ronald Palmer. 297 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:19,267 You arrested me ten years ago. 298 00:09:19,311 --> 00:09:20,268 You testified at my trial. 299 00:09:20,312 --> 00:09:22,227 Oh, hey. 300 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,445 What have you been up to? 301 00:09:23,489 --> 00:09:24,490 - Prison. - Prison, yeah. 302 00:09:24,533 --> 00:09:25,926 I shouldn't have asked. 303 00:09:25,969 --> 00:09:28,711 I spent ten long years thinking about what I would do 304 00:09:28,755 --> 00:09:31,279 if I ever saw you again. 305 00:09:31,323 --> 00:09:32,280 Lettuce cup? 306 00:09:32,324 --> 00:09:35,066 Uh... 307 00:09:35,109 --> 00:09:37,633 Oh, do you think I'm trying to poison you? 308 00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:40,332 Am I always gonna be a criminal in your eyes 309 00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:42,029 even though I've served my time? 310 00:09:42,073 --> 00:09:43,422 No, no, no. 311 00:09:43,465 --> 00:09:44,814 I'm just not hungry right now. 312 00:09:44,858 --> 00:09:46,294 Oh, you said you were starving. 313 00:09:46,338 --> 00:09:48,818 - Yes, John. - Thanks for reminding me, John. 314 00:09:48,862 --> 00:09:51,125 All right here we go, approaching the mail. 315 00:09:51,169 --> 00:09:55,086 Stay cool, and... doink. 316 00:09:55,129 --> 00:09:56,237 Now we've just got to find a private place 317 00:09:56,261 --> 00:09:57,218 to look at these. 318 00:09:57,262 --> 00:09:59,829 Through here to the guest bath. 319 00:09:59,873 --> 00:10:01,135 - Ahh! - Seriously? 320 00:10:01,179 --> 00:10:02,615 The bathroom sneak-off? 321 00:10:02,658 --> 00:10:04,680 It didn't work for Dana McAlpin trying to smoke a joint 322 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:06,009 at the Winter Carnival Dance, 323 00:10:06,053 --> 00:10:07,576 and it's not gonna work for you. 324 00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:10,666 Gimme the mail. 325 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:15,671 You just chaperoned, O-W-N-E-D. 326 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:18,021 Spelling is never cool. 327 00:10:18,065 --> 00:10:20,111 Wrong, that was extremely cool. 328 00:10:20,154 --> 00:10:22,287 Now I understand why you're "into her." 329 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:25,986 Now you understand? You officiated our wedding. 330 00:10:26,029 --> 00:10:27,137 Whatever. We need to figure out a way 331 00:10:27,161 --> 00:10:28,075 to get her off our tail. 332 00:10:28,119 --> 00:10:29,990 - Good luck with that. - Ahh! 333 00:10:30,033 --> 00:10:31,185 What are you two doing over here, 334 00:10:31,209 --> 00:10:32,514 waiting for the caterers 335 00:10:32,558 --> 00:10:34,057 before they make their way into the crowd? 336 00:10:34,081 --> 00:10:36,431 We're snooping on Captain Kim, but let me guess. 337 00:10:36,475 --> 00:10:37,737 She seduced you as well. 338 00:10:37,780 --> 00:10:39,869 - Is she doing that to people? - Not literally. 339 00:10:39,913 --> 00:10:41,958 Oh, Michael, Norm, I didn't realize you arrived. 340 00:10:42,002 --> 00:10:44,396 Come with me, I want to make an introduction. 341 00:10:44,439 --> 00:10:45,832 Don't worry, Jake. 342 00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:47,592 You're our friend; we're on your side no matter... 343 00:10:47,616 --> 00:10:49,531 holy crap. 344 00:10:49,575 --> 00:10:51,054 Look at those chairs. 345 00:10:51,098 --> 00:10:52,317 I know you two like to sit, 346 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,232 and these are the most comfortable chairs ever. 347 00:10:54,275 --> 00:10:55,711 Give 'em a try. 348 00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:57,322 Ohh. 349 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,777 It's like there's something great at this party 350 00:10:58,801 --> 00:11:00,281 for everyone, even me. 351 00:11:00,325 --> 00:11:03,284 She's serving my favorite dessert: carrots. 352 00:11:03,328 --> 00:11:04,503 Wait a minute. That's it. 353 00:11:04,546 --> 00:11:06,157 If there's something great for everyone, 354 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,724 there's something great for the narc. 355 00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:11,205 Babe, hi. How are you enjoying the party? 356 00:11:11,249 --> 00:11:13,468 - Trying to chat me up? - It won't work. 357 00:11:13,512 --> 00:11:15,383 Chaperone's code forbids fraternization 358 00:11:15,427 --> 00:11:16,732 with chaperonees. 359 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:18,232 Okay, fine, I'll just leave you alone, then. 360 00:11:18,256 --> 00:11:19,668 I really quickly did want to introduce you 361 00:11:19,692 --> 00:11:20,823 to someone, though. 362 00:11:20,867 --> 00:11:22,042 This is Margo. 363 00:11:22,085 --> 00:11:23,391 She's a friend of Captain Kim's. 364 00:11:23,435 --> 00:11:25,282 And apparently she invented a new type of binder. 365 00:11:25,306 --> 00:11:26,394 What? 366 00:11:26,438 --> 00:11:27,763 "New type of binder" seems reductive. 367 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:29,397 Would you call a car a new kind of horse? 368 00:11:29,441 --> 00:11:30,572 - No. - This is the future 369 00:11:30,616 --> 00:11:31,747 of organization. 370 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,116 - Oh, my God. - Tell me everything. 371 00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:35,098 And you've been chaper-powned. 372 00:11:35,142 --> 00:11:36,970 - What? - Nothing. Love you. Binders. 373 00:11:37,013 --> 00:11:39,581 So Cap tells me you're in "Major Crimes." 374 00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:43,585 Yeah, working something big. 375 00:11:43,629 --> 00:11:45,108 Can't tell you who our target is, 376 00:11:45,152 --> 00:11:47,676 but let's just say he's done a bunch of disturbing things, 377 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:48,721 and he's on the Yankees. 378 00:11:50,766 --> 00:11:52,028 You play poker? 379 00:11:52,072 --> 00:11:54,596 Eh, used to, got tired of winning all the time. 380 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,424 Well, I have a weekly game. 381 00:11:56,468 --> 00:11:59,384 It's mostly Broadway stars and celebrity chefs, 382 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:02,909 not exactly my crowd, but they are high rollers. 383 00:12:02,952 --> 00:12:04,432 Spot opened up; you want in? 384 00:12:04,476 --> 00:12:08,262 I don't know, seems kind of lame, but I'll stop by. 385 00:12:10,221 --> 00:12:11,352 Excuse me. 386 00:12:11,396 --> 00:12:12,440 I know you from somewhere. 387 00:12:12,484 --> 00:12:13,485 Do you go to my gym? 388 00:12:13,528 --> 00:12:15,835 Oh, nah. I work out in my garage, 389 00:12:15,878 --> 00:12:17,489 throw the tire around, 390 00:12:17,532 --> 00:12:19,665 grab a couple big ropes and do this. 391 00:12:22,145 --> 00:12:23,364 Mm-hmm. 392 00:12:23,408 --> 00:12:24,844 Here's my number. 393 00:12:24,887 --> 00:12:26,976 Maybe I could come over some time and... 394 00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:28,500 I don't know... you could work me out. 395 00:12:33,287 --> 00:12:35,246 Okay, we've got her meeting the mayor, 396 00:12:35,289 --> 00:12:37,683 her dog-sitting for Bo Obama, Malala giving her an award, 397 00:12:37,726 --> 00:12:39,511 but no photos of Wuntch. 398 00:12:39,554 --> 00:12:41,140 That's because vampires don't appear on film. 399 00:12:41,164 --> 00:12:42,229 Perhaps we should be looking for 400 00:12:42,253 --> 00:12:44,255 a 17th-century woodblock print. 401 00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:47,997 Good idea. Let's keep moving. 402 00:12:49,042 --> 00:12:50,522 - Hello? - She's coming. Hide. 403 00:12:50,565 --> 00:12:51,697 Title of your sex tape? 404 00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:54,526 In here. 405 00:12:54,569 --> 00:12:57,442 - Hello. - Is anyone up here? 406 00:13:11,847 --> 00:13:14,676 Well, looks like we just found the key 407 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:18,245 to exposing Captain Kim. 408 00:13:18,289 --> 00:13:19,768 It's the key that's in her pocket. 409 00:13:19,812 --> 00:13:21,292 Yes, obviously that's what I meant. 410 00:13:23,662 --> 00:13:25,142 We need to get that key. 411 00:13:25,185 --> 00:13:26,206 How are you at picking pockets? 412 00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:27,338 Does this answer your question? 413 00:13:27,362 --> 00:13:28,730 - Whose wallet is that? - It's mine. 414 00:13:28,754 --> 00:13:30,515 But it came out so smooth I barely even felt it. 415 00:13:30,539 --> 00:13:31,994 All right, fine, I'm terrible at pickpocketing. 416 00:13:32,018 --> 00:13:33,953 But if she was distracted, I bet I could pull it off. 417 00:13:33,977 --> 00:13:36,545 Maybe you could create a drunken scene or something? 418 00:13:36,588 --> 00:13:38,634 Why? What would my motivation be 419 00:13:38,677 --> 00:13:39,852 for such poor behavior? 420 00:13:39,896 --> 00:13:40,897 I don't know. Anything. 421 00:13:40,940 --> 00:13:43,203 No, I need something to draw from. 422 00:13:43,247 --> 00:13:44,901 Have I had a row with Kevin? 423 00:13:44,944 --> 00:13:46,294 Did something happen to Cheddar? 424 00:13:46,337 --> 00:13:48,339 Has a new captain moved into my precinct, 425 00:13:48,383 --> 00:13:51,168 usurped my position, and won the affection and admiration 426 00:13:51,211 --> 00:13:52,909 of people I've spent seven years 427 00:13:52,952 --> 00:13:54,302 building relationships with, 428 00:13:54,345 --> 00:13:57,217 people I once considered my chosen family, 429 00:13:57,261 --> 00:13:59,394 whom I foolheartedly hoped would provide me 430 00:13:59,437 --> 00:14:02,745 the unconditional support that I never got 431 00:14:02,788 --> 00:14:04,399 from my own flesh and blood? 432 00:14:06,183 --> 00:14:07,378 I think you should go with the last one. 433 00:14:07,402 --> 00:14:08,359 Yeah, the last one seemed good. 434 00:14:08,403 --> 00:14:09,534 - Yeah. - Yeah. 435 00:14:09,578 --> 00:14:10,772 This is the best night of my life. 436 00:14:10,796 --> 00:14:12,078 People believe I work out with ropes, 437 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,712 a mega-babe hit on me, 438 00:14:13,756 --> 00:14:15,908 and the bartender didn't assume I just wanted a Bay Breeze. 439 00:14:15,932 --> 00:14:17,412 Hey, you, cool guy. 440 00:14:17,455 --> 00:14:19,370 Were you flirting with my girlfriend out back? 441 00:14:19,414 --> 00:14:21,372 - Calm down, hotshot. - I'm taken. 442 00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:23,548 Look, I'll throw away her number. 443 00:14:23,592 --> 00:14:25,898 That's it, you and me outside. 444 00:14:25,942 --> 00:14:27,291 Oh, brother. 445 00:14:27,335 --> 00:14:30,381 Come on, guys. I've got to go squash this bug. 446 00:14:30,425 --> 00:14:31,793 Of course, at Calder we're not just looking 447 00:14:31,817 --> 00:14:33,166 for good students. 448 00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:35,081 We want compassionate members of the community. 449 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:38,694 Great. Terry has a passion for compassion. 450 00:14:38,737 --> 00:14:40,739 - Turkey pinwheel? - Oh, you're back again. 451 00:14:40,783 --> 00:14:43,438 You seem to working this one spot a lot. 452 00:14:43,481 --> 00:14:45,396 Well, we're old friends, remember? 453 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:48,051 I'll ask again, turkey pinwheel? 454 00:14:48,094 --> 00:14:49,095 Why is there just one? 455 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,923 I made it special for you. 456 00:14:50,967 --> 00:14:52,098 How is it special? 457 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:54,623 There's a little something extra in it. 458 00:14:54,666 --> 00:14:56,581 Wait, are you still suspicious of me? 459 00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:58,496 You don't think I deserve a second chance? 460 00:14:58,540 --> 00:14:59,889 Impossible. 461 00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,432 Lieutenant Jeffords has a passion for compassion. 462 00:15:01,456 --> 00:15:03,283 Yeah, you're right. 463 00:15:03,327 --> 00:15:05,895 You know what? I will take this pinwheel. 464 00:15:07,026 --> 00:15:08,593 Mmm, delicious. 465 00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:18,211 Excuse me, but does it seem slightly warm to anyone? 466 00:15:18,255 --> 00:15:21,780 I feel it is quite warm. 467 00:15:21,824 --> 00:15:22,999 What was that? 468 00:15:23,042 --> 00:15:24,324 You were supposed to cause a drunken scene. 469 00:15:24,348 --> 00:15:26,394 I was. I raised the volume of my voice 9%. 470 00:15:26,437 --> 00:15:27,917 As inebriated people do, 471 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:31,137 and I spoke of the resultant rise in body temperature. 472 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:32,356 Well, you need to do more. 473 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,793 - More than that? - Pfft, okay. 474 00:15:34,837 --> 00:15:37,013 Oh, I love this song. 475 00:15:37,056 --> 00:15:38,667 Oh, I'll have one of those. 476 00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:40,233 That was more? 477 00:15:40,277 --> 00:15:42,168 I paired a crab cake with a cooked Côtes du Rhne, 478 00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:43,193 like an animal. 479 00:15:43,236 --> 00:15:44,257 Okay, we need a new plan. 480 00:15:44,281 --> 00:15:45,476 No, no, I have just the thing. 481 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:46,738 It's gonna be too small again. 482 00:15:46,762 --> 00:15:48,024 You have to really... 483 00:15:48,067 --> 00:15:48,938 I'm going to throw myself down the stairs. 484 00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:49,982 What? 485 00:15:50,026 --> 00:15:51,506 Ahh! Augh! 486 00:15:51,549 --> 00:15:53,159 Ohh. 487 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:55,161 Raymond, are you okay? 488 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:56,511 Someone call a doctor. 489 00:15:56,554 --> 00:15:59,122 No need. I'm fine. I'm fine. 490 00:15:59,165 --> 00:16:01,559 Look, man, I don't want any trouble. 491 00:16:02,778 --> 00:16:04,059 She's gonna leave me, isn't she? 492 00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:05,389 Oh, you're crying? 493 00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:06,845 Of course she wants someone like you. 494 00:16:06,869 --> 00:16:08,174 You're so cool. 495 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,002 - Thank you. It's true. - What's your secret? 496 00:16:10,046 --> 00:16:11,482 How can I become more like you? 497 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,618 - Here. - This is all you need. 498 00:16:16,661 --> 00:16:18,446 It will change your life. Trust me. 499 00:16:22,537 --> 00:16:24,495 Did you just give away your magic jacket? 500 00:16:24,539 --> 00:16:26,497 Oh, Terry, it wasn't the jacket. 501 00:16:26,541 --> 00:16:29,674 I realize now that Chuck was in here. 502 00:16:29,718 --> 00:16:32,329 I've had another man deep inside me this whole time. 503 00:16:32,372 --> 00:16:34,418 - Welcome back, Charles. - Oh, right away? 504 00:16:34,462 --> 00:16:36,333 It was the jacket. 505 00:16:50,521 --> 00:16:53,524 Now let's see if you do know Madeline Wuntch. 506 00:16:53,568 --> 00:16:55,221 Gotcha. 507 00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:57,572 Oh, boy. 508 00:16:57,615 --> 00:16:59,312 Hey. 509 00:16:59,356 --> 00:17:00,357 Easy. 510 00:17:08,365 --> 00:17:10,933 What happened? Am I okay? 511 00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:14,284 Oh, I see what happened. 512 00:17:14,327 --> 00:17:16,242 He went downstairs and killed everyone else. 513 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:18,549 Phew. That worked out. 514 00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:39,333 Terry. Terry. 515 00:17:39,376 --> 00:17:41,160 Terry, are you okay? 516 00:17:41,204 --> 00:17:43,162 I'm fine. But that dog came right at me. 517 00:17:43,206 --> 00:17:44,642 And I have no idea why. 518 00:17:44,686 --> 00:17:46,490 It looked like you had a lot of food in your pockets. 519 00:17:46,514 --> 00:17:49,517 What? No. That's not true. 520 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:50,996 This jacket never had any pockets. 521 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,434 - This is the style. - Oh, my God. 522 00:17:53,477 --> 00:17:55,653 You did think I was poisoning you. 523 00:17:55,697 --> 00:17:57,239 I mean, you were the one who said he spent 524 00:17:57,263 --> 00:17:59,614 every day in prison dreaming of the day we'd meet again. 525 00:17:59,657 --> 00:18:01,616 So I could prove to you I'd changed. 526 00:18:01,659 --> 00:18:03,487 You said you put something extra in my food. 527 00:18:03,531 --> 00:18:04,575 Love. 528 00:18:04,619 --> 00:18:05,639 Well, you said it so creepy. 529 00:18:05,663 --> 00:18:07,752 Look, tone is everything, man. 530 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,295 I've been talking to a cinder block wall 531 00:18:09,319 --> 00:18:10,929 for the last ten years. 532 00:18:10,973 --> 00:18:14,106 I'm sorry if my social skills leave something to be desired. 533 00:18:14,150 --> 00:18:16,108 That is a really good explanation. 534 00:18:16,152 --> 00:18:17,782 Everybody, the dog's leashed up out back. 535 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:18,981 Did anyone get hurt? 536 00:18:19,024 --> 00:18:21,026 We're all fine, thanks to this guy. 537 00:18:21,070 --> 00:18:24,508 Tackling a pit bull without spilling your whiskey, badass. 538 00:18:24,552 --> 00:18:25,857 Eh, it was nothing. 539 00:18:25,901 --> 00:18:27,313 His teeth couldn't even penetrate the jacket. 540 00:18:27,337 --> 00:18:30,209 Hey, I have a spot opening in a weekly poker game. 541 00:18:30,253 --> 00:18:32,124 - You interested? - But you said I could come. 542 00:18:32,168 --> 00:18:34,126 I just think Broadway star Sutton Foster 543 00:18:34,170 --> 00:18:36,085 is gonna like the other guy a little bit better. 544 00:18:36,128 --> 00:18:37,652 No. 545 00:18:37,695 --> 00:18:39,567 Everybody, I am so, so sorry. 546 00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:41,307 I don't understand how Linus got out. 547 00:18:41,351 --> 00:18:42,720 I had him locked upstairs in my bedroom. 548 00:18:42,744 --> 00:18:44,833 I have the key right here. 549 00:18:44,876 --> 00:18:48,750 Wait, where's the key? 550 00:18:48,793 --> 00:18:50,316 All right, quit joking around, guys. 551 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:51,579 Who's got the key? 552 00:18:51,622 --> 00:18:53,145 You broke into my bedroom? 553 00:18:53,189 --> 00:18:54,514 Well, this wouldn't have been a problem if didn't have 554 00:18:54,538 --> 00:18:56,429 a vicious guard dog that's protecting her secrets. 555 00:18:56,453 --> 00:18:58,934 Linus is not a guard dog, and he's not vicious. 556 00:18:58,977 --> 00:19:00,152 He was locked in my room, 557 00:19:00,196 --> 00:19:01,478 because she gets skittish around crowds. 558 00:19:01,502 --> 00:19:03,373 I just rescued him from a dog-fighting ring. 559 00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:04,374 Aww. 560 00:19:04,418 --> 00:19:05,438 Don't aww her, all right. 561 00:19:05,462 --> 00:19:06,898 She's a liar, and I have proof. 562 00:19:06,942 --> 00:19:09,094 Remember how she said she' didn't know Madeline Wuntch? 563 00:19:09,118 --> 00:19:10,922 Well, then explain why she has an email from her 564 00:19:10,946 --> 00:19:12,991 dated two weeks ago, subject: Raymond Holt. 565 00:19:13,035 --> 00:19:14,645 Mm-hmm. 566 00:19:14,689 --> 00:19:16,928 Peralta, why don't you read that email aloud for everyone? 567 00:19:16,952 --> 00:19:18,103 Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you? 568 00:19:18,127 --> 00:19:19,191 Wait a minute. Why would you love that? 569 00:19:19,215 --> 00:19:20,042 This is gonna be bad for me, isn't it? 570 00:19:20,085 --> 00:19:21,478 - Amy, you read it. - No. 571 00:19:21,522 --> 00:19:23,282 - I'll do it, Jakey. - Oh, the old Charles is back. 572 00:19:23,306 --> 00:19:24,873 "Julia, we've never spoken... 573 00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:26,372 Mm-hmm, four words in, and it's already pretty bad for me. 574 00:19:26,396 --> 00:19:28,200 "But your transfer to the Nine-Nine is a foolish one. 575 00:19:28,224 --> 00:19:29,767 "They are a dysfunctional precinct commanded by 576 00:19:29,791 --> 00:19:31,096 a rancid old prune, Raymond Holt. 577 00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:33,447 "But in recognition of your exemplary service, 578 00:19:33,490 --> 00:19:35,405 I will honor your wishes. Wuntch." 579 00:19:35,449 --> 00:19:37,581 But then why are you at the Nine-Nine? 580 00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:39,583 - I'm here for you. - Aha! 581 00:19:39,627 --> 00:19:40,671 Because you're my hero. 582 00:19:40,715 --> 00:19:42,064 Oof. I am off today. 583 00:19:42,107 --> 00:19:44,196 You overcame so much to become a captain. 584 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:46,895 It made me feel like I could accomplish anything. 585 00:19:46,938 --> 00:19:48,568 So when the chance came up to work with you, 586 00:19:48,592 --> 00:19:49,680 I jumped at it. 587 00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:51,290 But why not just tell me that? 588 00:19:51,334 --> 00:19:53,094 Because you were so down about being in uniform, 589 00:19:53,118 --> 00:19:54,444 I didn't want it to come across as pity. 590 00:19:54,468 --> 00:19:58,472 Oh, well, what a sweet and thoughtful moment, 591 00:19:58,515 --> 00:20:00,952 which would not have been possible without my meddling. 592 00:20:00,996 --> 00:20:02,364 How dare you try to weasel out of this 593 00:20:02,388 --> 00:20:03,714 when the love of my life is splattered 594 00:20:03,738 --> 00:20:04,652 all over that room. 595 00:20:04,695 --> 00:20:05,827 The chair? 596 00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:07,021 Get her name out of your mouth. 597 00:20:07,045 --> 00:20:09,265 - Her name is the chair? - I warned you. 598 00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:12,224 So you think things will be weird with Captain Kim? 599 00:20:12,268 --> 00:20:13,269 Nah, she's so perfect. 600 00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:14,792 I'm sure she's already moved past it, 601 00:20:14,836 --> 00:20:16,030 and we'll have a great year together. 602 00:20:16,054 --> 00:20:17,969 - Yeah. - Yeah. 603 00:20:18,013 --> 00:20:20,015 Captain Kim asked for an immediate transfer. 604 00:20:20,058 --> 00:20:22,104 She is no longer a part of the Nine-Nine. 605 00:20:22,147 --> 00:20:23,560 - What? - She said that she respected 606 00:20:23,584 --> 00:20:24,889 you all, but there was obviously 607 00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:26,195 too much history here 608 00:20:26,238 --> 00:20:27,520 and she'd always feel like an interloper. 609 00:20:27,544 --> 00:20:28,806 Oh, man, you guys. 610 00:20:28,850 --> 00:20:30,547 I almost feel like this is all my fault. 611 00:20:30,591 --> 00:20:31,635 - Agreed. - What? 612 00:20:31,679 --> 00:20:32,680 You encouraging me. 613 00:20:32,723 --> 00:20:34,333 You kept saying, "Mm-hmm." 614 00:20:34,377 --> 00:20:35,833 I was going through something difficult. 615 00:20:35,857 --> 00:20:36,988 You have no excuse. 616 00:20:37,032 --> 00:20:38,163 He's kind of right, Jake. 617 00:20:38,207 --> 00:20:40,078 - What was going on there? - I don't know. 618 00:20:40,122 --> 00:20:42,167 I guess I'm just overly paranoid 619 00:20:42,211 --> 00:20:43,797 from everything that's happened here, you know, 620 00:20:43,821 --> 00:20:45,780 with Kelly and Wuntch and Trevor and Rolf. 621 00:20:45,823 --> 00:20:47,192 - Who's Rolf? - Oh, mom my dated Rolf 622 00:20:47,216 --> 00:20:48,652 after she broke up with Trevor. 623 00:20:48,696 --> 00:20:51,263 He was also a limo driver, and he also cheated on her. 624 00:20:51,307 --> 00:20:54,223 The problem is with limo drivers. 625 00:20:54,266 --> 00:20:55,374 - Babe, it's not. - It's not? 626 00:20:55,398 --> 00:20:56,462 - No. - Okay, thanks. I love you. 627 00:20:56,486 --> 00:20:57,879 Look, man, I get it. 628 00:20:57,922 --> 00:20:59,596 There's no question we've been burned a bunch as squad. 629 00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:02,057 But you not giving someone the benefit of the doubt 630 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,493 cost us a good captain. 631 00:21:03,537 --> 00:21:06,017 - I know. You're right. - Look, I'm really sorry. 632 00:21:06,061 --> 00:21:07,560 But your heart was in the right place. 633 00:21:07,584 --> 00:21:10,369 And I had to pay Captain Kim, like, $3,700 in damages. 634 00:21:10,413 --> 00:21:11,893 - You did what? - The point is, 635 00:21:11,936 --> 00:21:13,305 everyone accepted my apology, Amy, right, Charles? 636 00:21:13,329 --> 00:21:14,809 - You betcha, Jakey. - See? 637 00:21:16,724 --> 00:21:18,813 - Not a doctor. - Shh.