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I can't believe this is a rec center.
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- It looks amazing.
- You look amazing.
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- Foxy as hell.
- Simmer down, Boyle.
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No, no, I love it.
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- Amp it up, Boyle.
- Happy to.
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Jake, your body's kicking
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and skin is clear as a summer day.
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Ooh!
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- Jake.
- Ames, you look beautiful.
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But when are you getting
your makeup put on?
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Y'all, she woke up like Diaz.
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Not now, Jake. We're in crisis mode.
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The cake hasn't arrived yet.
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Mason woke up with the chickenpox,
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so we don't have a ring bearer.
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Plus, look what I found on my veil.
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- Ooh.
- I planned everything
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so perfectly, and now
it's all falling apart.
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No, it isn't. Take a deep breath.
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All right, we got this.
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Terry, Rosa, will you please
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take this veil to a dry cleaner.
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And if they won't do a rush
job, make them. Use force.
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I mean, we're not gonna abuse our power.
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Of course not. We're good cops.
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[CHUCKLES] I was just exaggerating.
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[WHISPERS] Rosa, I was not exaggerating.
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Great.
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Okay, now for the ring bearer situation.
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This actually might be
a blessing in disguise.
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I know that he's your nephew,
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but I wasn't super jazzed about Mason.
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- Yeah, he should be cuter.
- His face is too small for his head.
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He's a "Dick Tracy" villain.
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But I have an idea for a new ring bearer
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who is very adorable
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and very obedient. I would be...
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I'm talking about Cheddar the dog.
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- Yep, right.
- Brilliant.
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He loves responsibility.
I'll go pick him up.
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I'm gonna go with Holt.
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Seems like people are
pairing off for adventures
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and we have the best rapport.
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Cheddar? Are you crazy?
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- What about my...
- Allergies?
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Got your meds right here.
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I brought them just in case Hitchcock
decided to wear his toupee again.
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It's very clearly not human hair.
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Human hair is indistinguishable
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- from badger fur.
- That is absolutely not the case.
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But that reminds me, you two,
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our wedding band cancelled last minute,
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and I need you to find a replacement.
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You can count on us.
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Flattop and The Freak.
We always deliver.
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- Our band cancelled?
- Not in any way, shape or form.
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But it's a very stressful day
and I thought things would
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go better without Hitchcock
and Scully here.
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Aw, that's so smart.
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Look, babe, we planned a great wedding.
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It's gonna be a perfect day.
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- Phone call for you sir.
- Ah, thank you.
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That would be the cake
guy saying he has arrived.
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- Hello?
- [DEEP VOICE] Jake Peralta?
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- Yes?
- There's a bomb at your wedding.
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It's set to explode at 5:30.
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Everyone inside will die.
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[LINE CLICKS]
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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So... that was not the cake guy.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Okay, we called the bomb squad
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- and got everyone out of the building.
- We should leave.
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Who would do something like this?
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Well, I clearly have an arch-nemesis.
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Finally. Must be someone I put away
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who's hell-bent on revenge.
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He's probably gonna
make me choose between
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saving the city and
saving the woman I love.
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Little does he know, I can save both.
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How are you so calm right now?
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Someone is trying to blow us up.
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I'm calm because there's
not really a bomb.
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I mean, if you're
trying to kill someone,
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you don't call and give them a heads-up.
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So they're just trying to scare us?
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Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
The bomb squad's on their way.
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They'll do a quick sweep,
find nothing and split, and
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this will just become a funny
story we work into our vows.
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"Amy, there was a bomb at this wedding.
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Ya butt. Ya butt is da bomb."
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Please don't say that
during the ceremony.
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Is it that you don't like
wordplay or you don't
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want me to talk about your butt at all?
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Because one of those notes is
really gonna pull a thread.
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How did this guy even find
out about the wedding?
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The stupid engagement announcement
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Charles put in the paper!
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It had the time and
location of the ceremony.
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Amy, be very careful about
throwing around accusations
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like that, because if
you're trying to say
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I somehow ruined Jake's wedding,
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then I'm gonna kill myself!
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So tread lightly.
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Okay! Just take it easy, Charles.
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- Nothing is ruined.
- [POLICE SIRENS CHIRP]
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See? The bomb squad is already here.
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And they brought a robot.
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This is exactly how I imagined
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my wedding would be when I was a kid.
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Well, well, well. [SOFT CHUCKLE]
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Amy Santiago. Amy, look.
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Your ex-boyfriend is
here on our wedding day.
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Why? This is my crew.
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Yeah, you called me boring,
so I leveled up my cool.
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And now I run the bomb squad.
I also started traveling.
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I went to Belgium.
They have the best spaghetti.
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Teddy, let's get everything
out on the table here.
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Last time we saw you,
you kind of proposed to Amy.
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So you're not still in
love with her, right?
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No, I definitely am.
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My therapist told me to
stop trying to get over it.
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Oh, weird that you wouldn't
hide it even for your own pride.
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But seriously, don't worry. I'm a cop.
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I have a job to do,
and I'm gonna do it professionally.
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That's great. I'm happy to hear that.
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Meaning I will be doing a super
thorough sweeping of the building.
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It's gonna take hours, so you should
probably just cancel the wedding.
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Anyway, congrats you two.
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Congrats on the bomb squad.
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- Charles!
- Right.
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So are you bringing
someone to the wedding?
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No, I'm taking a break
from dating for a while.
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- What?
- I'm sick of asking people
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how many siblings they have.
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Oh, is it somewhere
between zero and two?
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How fascinating.
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But you never know when you're
gonna find your dream person.
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Anyone on the street could be they.
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All right, it feels like you Googled
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"how to talk to your bisexual friends."
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Yeah. Look, the point is
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you can close yourself off all you want.
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The universe will find a way.
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That is the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.
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Car's here.
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Hi. I'm here to pick up Rosa.
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Are you the one I'm looking for?
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♪ ♪
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[SOFT LAUGH]
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Now, Cheddar, when I give the signal,
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you go directly to where
the bride and groom will be.
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Here we go.
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Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup.
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Good boy. Good, Cheddar.
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- How did that look?
- Very weird.
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You're not gonna trot by the
dog at the wedding, are you?
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No, of course not. I'll be officiating.
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You'll be the trotter.
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
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[PHONE DINGS]
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- Oh, my.
- What?
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I just got an email
from the mayor's office
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telling me if I'm the next
commissioner of the NYPD.
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Well, well, well, finally
something to care about today.
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♪ ♪
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What's going on, guys?
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- Someone called in a bomb threat.
- Seriously?
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Is this because of Boyle's
stupid engagement announcement?
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- Yes.
- No!
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They won't let us back in the building.
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But there's not really a bomb,
so it's just temporary.
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What about you guys?
Did you get the veil?
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- Terry has it.
- I do?
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Oh, no, I left it in the car!
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It's not my fault. The
driver was so hot.
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Not for me, for Rosa.
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She was clearly flirting with her.
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Oh, I know, I'll just call the
company and bring her back here.
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And then who knows what'll happen?
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Wait a minute, did you
do this intentionally
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so I'd have to see that girl again?
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No! That's crazy.
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This is Jake and Amy's wedding.
I would never do that.
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But you gotta admit, it does seem like
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the universe is pushing
you two together.
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- BOTH: Terry!
- Right, right.
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- Look, we'll go find the veil.
- [SIGHS]
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I can't believe this is happening.
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Don't worry about them.
Let's go check on Teddy.
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I'm sure he's made a ton of progress.
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Nope. Haven't even gone in yet.
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Still putting on the bomb suit.
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Yeah, my job is super dangerous,
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but I like living life on the edge.
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Just kind of sexy if you think about it.
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[SCOFFS] There's no bomb.
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If they wanted us dead,
they wouldn't have called first.
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It's not always the bomber who calls.
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Maybe he had a young daughter,
found a key to his secret room,
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came across some blueprints, felt
guilty, and wanted to save your life.
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- Seems unlikely.
- Well, Amy,
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in this life, it's sometimes
the unlikeliest outcomes that...
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Feels like you're winding
up to propose again here.
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- I was. Good catch. Amy, would you...
- No!
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- You still did it.
- All right.
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Well, this is gonna take a while,
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so you have time to reconsider.
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Off to do my super dangerous job.
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[BOTH SIGH]
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I can't handle this. I need a cigarette.
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I knew that you would,
so I came prepared.
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Nicotine patches.
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You just put it on your shoulder and...
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Whoa, stuck it right on your face, huh?
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I want it as close to
my brain as possible.
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That's unsettling. All right, listen up.
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I think I know how to fix this.
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All we have to do is figure
out who my arch-nemesis is,
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track him down and get
him to admit to Teddy
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that there's no bomb.
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We have three hours
to save this wedding.
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That's good. I love you so much.
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I love you too. Wait.
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You're talking to the
nicotine, aren't you?
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I can love two things.
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Look, I was told to drop off
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one Nakatomi Plaza wedding cake at 2:15.
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Yeah, but they won't let
us inside the venue,
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so can you please take it
away and bring it back later?
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Sorry, ma'am, I can't.
I have other deliveries.
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Man, it's gonna melt in the sun.
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Don't worry, Amy, I'm
gonna keep it chilled
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with my cool breath. [BLOWING]
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Oh, my God, the cake looks amazing!
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Charles, why are you spitting on it?
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Because I didn't ruin your wedding.
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- Kay.
- Were you able to trace the number
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- that called in the threat?
- Yes.
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It was a burner, but
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they caught it pinging off
a cell tower in Fort Greene
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one block away from the
last known address
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- of Frank Gillespie.
- Who?
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I arrested him for
armed robbery in 2008,
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and he got out of Rikers a year ago.
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He's got be my arch-nemesis.
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He's definitely obsessed with me.
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- Just 'cause you arrested him?
- Well, we didn't have
249
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enough evidence against him at first,
250
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so let's just say I had
to get a little creative.
251
00:07:41,703 --> 00:07:43,718
- You framed him?
- What? No. Ames.
252
00:07:43,743 --> 00:07:45,724
I went undercover and became
best friends with him.
253
00:07:45,748 --> 00:07:47,263
And then he told me about his lymphoma,
254
00:07:47,287 --> 00:07:49,504
and we ran a 10K together,
and then I arrested him.
255
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He felt so betrayed.
The trial was very emotional.
256
00:07:52,855 --> 00:07:54,135
All right, let's go talk to him.
257
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- That must be our guy.
- Hey, great attitude, Ames.
258
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You're handling this really well.
Ah, there they are.
259
00:07:58,438 --> 00:08:00,421
All right, she should
be here any minute.
260
00:08:00,446 --> 00:08:02,766
Her name is Alicia. Switch with me.
261
00:08:03,929 --> 00:08:05,725
- That's your good side.
- I have a bad side?
262
00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:06,874
Oh, damn, you didn't know?
263
00:08:06,899 --> 00:08:08,397
All right, can we just
focus on finding the veil?
264
00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:09,896
Really, it's not a big deal.
265
00:08:09,921 --> 00:08:11,576
- I'm sure it's in her car.
- [HORN HONKS]
266
00:08:11,755 --> 00:08:12,855
Oh, there she is.
267
00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,254
Do you mind if I slyly
mention you're single?
268
00:08:15,279 --> 00:08:17,161
- Do not do that.
- You won't even notice.
269
00:08:17,186 --> 00:08:18,472
Hey, you needed to see me again?
270
00:08:18,497 --> 00:08:19,658
- Rosa's single.
- What?
271
00:08:19,683 --> 00:08:21,980
Ignore him. We left a dry
cleaning bag in your back seat.
272
00:08:22,005 --> 00:08:24,170
Oh, uh, I didn't see anything,
but you can take a look.
273
00:08:25,459 --> 00:08:28,004
The veil's not here, Rosa.
We're so screwed!
274
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Hold on. Don't freak out.
275
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[COLOR ME BADD'S "I WANNA SEX YOU UP"]
276
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♪ ♪
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- [HORNS HONKING]
- Rosa! What the hell are you doing?
278
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What? You were the one that said...
279
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That was before the veil went missing,
280
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when life was breezy!
281
00:08:46,212 --> 00:08:48,601
[SOFT GRUNT] Oh my god!
Why is this so heavy?
282
00:08:48,626 --> 00:08:50,847
'Cause you made them do
an all-frosting interior.
283
00:08:50,872 --> 00:08:53,208
Oh, yeah. I can't wait to eat it.
284
00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,411
What are you guys doing here?
285
00:08:54,436 --> 00:08:56,241
Well, Gina, there was a bomb threat;
286
00:08:56,266 --> 00:08:57,498
Teddy won't let us in the building;
287
00:08:57,522 --> 00:08:59,264
and we had to get our
cake out of the sun; and
288
00:08:59,288 --> 00:09:01,822
now you're in charge of it so
we can go find my arch-nemesis.
289
00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,302
- All right.
- Thank you very much.
290
00:09:04,805 --> 00:09:07,211
- Everything okay?
- Don't know.
291
00:09:07,445 --> 00:09:10,020
They only said "Gina" once,
and it was kind of in the beginning.
292
00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:11,451
- Huh.
- Did you read the email?
293
00:09:11,476 --> 00:09:12,543
Are you the commissioner?
294
00:09:12,568 --> 00:09:13,911
- I haven't opened it yet.
- What?
295
00:09:13,980 --> 00:09:15,884
Today is Peralta and Santiago's wedding.
296
00:09:15,909 --> 00:09:17,092
I don't want to make it all about me.
297
00:09:17,116 --> 00:09:19,265
- So you're scared to open it?
- Don't be absurd.
298
00:09:19,290 --> 00:09:20,963
I simply want everyone to focus on
299
00:09:20,988 --> 00:09:23,143
the bride and groom, and not on whether
300
00:09:23,168 --> 00:09:26,551
my lifelong dream, which I
spent decades working towards,
301
00:09:26,576 --> 00:09:28,221
has collapsed in front of my eyes,
302
00:09:28,260 --> 00:09:30,272
leaving me untethered in this world
303
00:09:30,297 --> 00:09:33,264
and unsure of my very
future with the NYPD.
304
00:09:34,644 --> 00:09:35,713
All right.
305
00:09:36,529 --> 00:09:38,262
Okay, Gillespie's apartment's
right over here.
306
00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:40,589
Oh, this is exciting.
We're gonna catch my arch-nemesis.
307
00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:42,050
Do you think he has a
shrine of photos of me
308
00:09:42,074 --> 00:09:43,085
with the eyes scratched out?
309
00:09:43,109 --> 00:09:45,992
Let's not rule out the very real
possibility that it's entirely sexual.
310
00:09:46,017 --> 00:09:48,522
Oh, man, that would be super
upsetting and so cool.
311
00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:50,947
- I know. Isn't it amazing?
- Okay, okay, focus up.
312
00:09:50,984 --> 00:09:52,953
- Let's do this.
- Right. You look great.
313
00:09:54,210 --> 00:09:55,515
NYPD.
314
00:09:56,289 --> 00:09:58,232
Hello? Is there a problem?
315
00:09:58,257 --> 00:09:59,624
We're looking for Frank Gillespie.
316
00:09:59,671 --> 00:10:01,258
Frank? He died a year ago.
317
00:10:01,326 --> 00:10:03,592
- What? What happened?
- Well, his lymphoma came back.
318
00:10:03,617 --> 00:10:06,123
But really, it was the
loneliness that killed him.
319
00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:08,685
Somebody hurt him, and he just
couldn't make friends after that.
320
00:10:08,710 --> 00:10:10,872
So it seems like he died because of me.
321
00:10:10,897 --> 00:10:13,960
Just gonna lock that up in a little
box in my brain and never open it.
322
00:10:13,985 --> 00:10:15,709
Hey, do you remember Dario Moretti,
323
00:10:15,734 --> 00:10:17,207
that money launderer I arrested?
324
00:10:17,565 --> 00:10:18,864
He lives right around here too.
325
00:10:18,889 --> 00:10:20,217
- So?
- He hated me.
326
00:10:20,446 --> 00:10:23,093
What if this is the work of
my arch-nemesis and not yours?
327
00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:25,866
So you're suggesting I'm
not involved in this at all?
328
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,819
[LAUGHING] I mean, you
hear yourself, right?
329
00:10:28,123 --> 00:10:29,886
- That's a bit of a stretch.
- Yeah, Amy.
330
00:10:29,988 --> 00:10:32,289
Are you actually mad that
someone might not hate you?
331
00:10:32,357 --> 00:10:33,511
Yeah, I am, Amy!
332
00:10:33,536 --> 00:10:35,012
Oh, wow, that's a bad
color on me, isn't it?
333
00:10:35,036 --> 00:10:36,571
All right, fine, we'll
check out your guy
334
00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,611
and I'll be totally fine
with it if it's him.
335
00:10:38,636 --> 00:10:41,021
Oh, man, you got a whole shrine!
336
00:10:41,046 --> 00:10:42,821
Even the eyes are all scratched out.
337
00:10:42,846 --> 00:10:44,883
Babe, when we're married,
we're gonna share everything.
338
00:10:44,907 --> 00:10:47,404
Bank accounts,
health insurance, arch-nemeses.
339
00:10:47,556 --> 00:10:49,802
Aww, that's nice, Ames,
but you don't have to say that.
340
00:10:49,827 --> 00:10:51,219
Charles, will you put this
picture of me up on the wall?
341
00:10:51,243 --> 00:10:52,446
Copy that. You want the
eyes scratched out?
342
00:10:52,470 --> 00:10:53,733
Uh, you know I do.
343
00:10:57,149 --> 00:10:59,025
Lieutenant Wells? Where is Teddy?
344
00:10:59,050 --> 00:11:00,856
- Hi, Jakey.
- Aunt Linda.
345
00:11:00,884 --> 00:11:02,929
What are you doing here?
How'd you get past the police barricade?
346
00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:04,061
Well, I moved them.
347
00:11:04,086 --> 00:11:06,662
Now, I know I was supposed
to come here solo,
348
00:11:06,687 --> 00:11:08,585
but I had to invite my friend Barb.
349
00:11:08,610 --> 00:11:09,926
She was so down in the dumps.
350
00:11:09,951 --> 00:11:11,396
Yeah, that's all fine.
Don't worry about it.
351
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:12,513
Actually, you know what?
That's not fine.
352
00:11:12,537 --> 00:11:14,466
Barb can't be here.
You can't just add someone day of.
353
00:11:14,490 --> 00:11:15,555
Oh, hey guys, what's up?
354
00:11:15,623 --> 00:11:17,025
Teddy, meet Dario.
355
00:11:17,050 --> 00:11:18,622
He has a wall full of Amy photos,
356
00:11:18,647 --> 00:11:20,190
and he's the one that
made the bomb threat.
357
00:11:20,214 --> 00:11:21,610
And I'm Aunt Linda.
358
00:11:21,635 --> 00:11:23,113
Okay, Aunt Linda,
I love you but you gotta go.
359
00:11:23,137 --> 00:11:24,550
Okay? Thank you. Give us a moment here.
360
00:11:24,574 --> 00:11:26,831
All right, Dario, tell Lieutenant
Wells what you told us.
361
00:11:27,293 --> 00:11:29,126
Okay, I've hated Detective Santiago
362
00:11:29,151 --> 00:11:30,719
since she arrested me, and then I saw
363
00:11:30,744 --> 00:11:32,134
that engagement
announcement in the paper.
364
00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:33,580
But you could have figured
out where the wedding was
365
00:11:33,604 --> 00:11:35,966
- even without that, right?
- No, I was trying.
366
00:11:35,991 --> 00:11:37,169
I had totally given up, really.
367
00:11:37,193 --> 00:11:38,604
Oh, God, what have I done?
368
00:11:38,629 --> 00:11:41,187
Anyway, I made the threat,
but there's no bomb.
369
00:11:41,304 --> 00:11:42,971
Just like I've been saying all along.
370
00:11:42,996 --> 00:11:44,789
Now, can we please go back in the venue?
371
00:11:44,814 --> 00:11:46,552
First of all, there's
nothing inherently creepy
372
00:11:46,576 --> 00:11:47,906
about a wall of Amy photos.
373
00:11:47,931 --> 00:11:49,144
- Uh-huh.
- Secondly,
374
00:11:49,169 --> 00:11:50,343
I'm not gonna just take this guy's word
375
00:11:50,367 --> 00:11:51,451
for it that there's no bomb.
376
00:11:51,475 --> 00:11:52,834
Why not? He's the one who would know.
377
00:11:52,858 --> 00:11:54,655
So you think a cop should
just stop what they're doing
378
00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:56,720
as soon as a criminal tells
them they didn't do it?
379
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:58,916
Oh, my God!
That is actually a really good point.
380
00:11:59,465 --> 00:12:01,019
So I only had one passenger
381
00:12:01,044 --> 00:12:02,091
after you, and he got off here.
382
00:12:02,115 --> 00:12:03,915
- Well, what did he look like?
- I don't know.
383
00:12:03,980 --> 00:12:05,191
I mean, he was wearing some dumb hat.
384
00:12:05,215 --> 00:12:06,607
I'm sorry, I know that's not helpful...
385
00:12:06,631 --> 00:12:07,801
BOTH: All hats are dumb.
386
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,129
Ha! [SNORTS]
387
00:12:09,190 --> 00:12:10,980
What the hell? Is that your laugh?
388
00:12:11,288 --> 00:12:13,247
Also, quit vibing, and
help me solve this.
389
00:12:13,272 --> 00:12:15,271
Sorry, man. It's what
the universe wants.
390
00:12:15,296 --> 00:12:17,296
Screw the universe. The
universe is a dick.
391
00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:19,027
Maybe it fell out when
he got out of the car.
392
00:12:19,051 --> 00:12:20,233
Wow, you are so smart.
393
00:12:20,258 --> 00:12:22,491
Oh, oh, yep, yep, yep. Here it is.
394
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:25,546
Uh-oh. It's kind of dirty looking.
395
00:12:25,571 --> 00:12:27,586
But, you know, that's why they
put it in a dry cleaning bag.
396
00:12:27,610 --> 00:12:29,343
I'm sure everything inside is totally...
397
00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:30,873
Nope. Soaked in urine.
398
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,823
Damn it, New York.
399
00:12:32,903 --> 00:12:34,377
[SOFT LAUGH]
400
00:12:35,011 --> 00:12:38,008
Kay, you've been staring at
your phone for 45 minutes.
401
00:12:38,033 --> 00:12:40,067
- Just read the email.
- What if it's bad news?
402
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,298
Sir, do you know how many times
403
00:12:41,322 --> 00:12:42,843
I've not gotten something that I wanted?
404
00:12:42,867 --> 00:12:43,867
- How many?
- Zero.
405
00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:45,346
Because I have a trick.
406
00:12:45,487 --> 00:12:46,676
Whatever that email says,
407
00:12:46,709 --> 00:12:49,106
you just act like that's
what you wanted all along.
408
00:12:49,131 --> 00:12:50,731
Well, I can't fake it. I want this job.
409
00:12:50,894 --> 00:12:52,453
For years, I've worked
nights and weekends.
410
00:12:52,477 --> 00:12:53,710
I've sacrificed friendships.
411
00:12:53,735 --> 00:12:56,493
I've jeopardized my
relationship with Kevin.
412
00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:58,243
And now...
413
00:12:59,525 --> 00:13:01,408
to find out if it was all in vain.
414
00:13:01,671 --> 00:13:02,837
Yeah, let's not check it.
415
00:13:02,939 --> 00:13:04,572
It feels like there's a lot on the line.
416
00:13:04,641 --> 00:13:06,345
Agreed. Let's just grab Cheddar
417
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:07,469
and go to the wedding.
418
00:13:07,494 --> 00:13:09,290
Where is he? Cheddar?
419
00:13:10,231 --> 00:13:11,504
Cheddar!
420
00:13:11,882 --> 00:13:14,582
- Cheddar the dog!
- [GASPS]
421
00:13:14,618 --> 00:13:15,817
Oh, he ate the cake.
422
00:13:15,886 --> 00:13:18,650
Oh, Cheddar, you furry little pig.
423
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,455
Okay, Amy.
424
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,611
I got through every room and
I cleared them very fast,
425
00:13:22,647 --> 00:13:24,159
because I love you and
I want you to be happy,
426
00:13:24,183 --> 00:13:25,338
even if it's with somebody else.
427
00:13:25,362 --> 00:13:26,705
- Did that new tactic work?
- No.
428
00:13:26,730 --> 00:13:28,206
You just called it a tactic.
429
00:13:28,231 --> 00:13:29,697
Can we get in the venue or not?
430
00:13:29,722 --> 00:13:31,380
Not quite yet. There's one more vent
431
00:13:31,405 --> 00:13:33,201
we can't get into, and
our snake cam broke.
432
00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:35,531
We got another one on the way.
It'll be here in about 6 hours.
433
00:13:35,555 --> 00:13:37,149
What? No. We need it now.
434
00:13:37,174 --> 00:13:38,601
- People are already here.
- I'm sorry.
435
00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:40,953
The vent is very tight, and no one
on my team can get into it.
436
00:13:40,977 --> 00:13:43,584
I've been doing a lot of Pilates
so I'm pretty huge at this point.
437
00:13:43,929 --> 00:13:45,498
- I'm going in.
- What?
438
00:13:45,523 --> 00:13:49,536
There's no hole too small for Charles
Boyle to squeeze himself into
439
00:13:49,561 --> 00:13:51,307
- Come on...
- Look, this is all my fault.
440
00:13:51,332 --> 00:13:52,677
I put the announcement in the paper
441
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:53,924
and ruined this day.
442
00:13:53,949 --> 00:13:55,173
And now I'm gonna be the one to fix it.
443
00:13:55,197 --> 00:13:56,363
Get ready, you two.
444
00:13:56,676 --> 00:13:57,911
I'm about to save this...
445
00:13:57,936 --> 00:14:00,203
Bomb! There's a bomb!
446
00:14:00,351 --> 00:14:02,342
Damn it, Dario.
Why'd you say there was no bomb?
447
00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:03,434
Because I wanted to kill Amy.
448
00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:04,803
Then why did you call in the threat?
449
00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:06,883
I didn't. My daughter
found my hidden room
450
00:14:06,908 --> 00:14:08,256
and discovered some blueprints.
451
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,458
[SIGHS] Yes, fine, Teddy.
You were right.
452
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,916
Now can you please get
the bomb out of the vent
453
00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:14,296
- and dispose of it somewhere?
- Honestly, I wish we could.
454
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,552
But it's too dangerous to move.
455
00:14:15,576 --> 00:14:18,018
We have to diffuse it on site.
I have to evacuate this entire block.
456
00:14:18,042 --> 00:14:20,132
- It's gonna take all night.
- Wait, so you're saying...
457
00:14:20,156 --> 00:14:22,312
Wedding's off. For real, it's over.
458
00:14:23,489 --> 00:14:26,531
Jakey, what's this that I
hear that there's no rabbi?
459
00:14:26,556 --> 00:14:27,812
Not now, Aunt Linda!
460
00:14:32,488 --> 00:14:34,608
Okay, so we just finished
processing Moretti.
461
00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:35,999
- Did you talk to our parents?
- Yeah.
462
00:14:36,023 --> 00:14:37,288
They ended up having dinner together.
463
00:14:37,312 --> 00:14:38,337
It sounded like they had fun.
464
00:14:38,361 --> 00:14:39,854
Our dads only got in
one arm-wrestling match.
465
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:40,917
- Who won?
- Neither.
466
00:14:40,942 --> 00:14:42,293
They both threw out their shoulders.
467
00:14:42,317 --> 00:14:44,081
[SIGHS] What a disaster.
468
00:14:44,106 --> 00:14:45,968
Yeah. But, look, I know
469
00:14:45,993 --> 00:14:47,674
it seems like everything sucks, but
470
00:14:49,104 --> 00:14:50,804
why don't we just get married tomorrow?
471
00:14:51,004 --> 00:14:52,614
You know, we won't
have a venue or a band
472
00:14:52,639 --> 00:14:55,097
or any of our guests,
but we could go to city hall.
473
00:14:55,122 --> 00:14:56,757
Jake, do you really want to get married
474
00:14:56,782 --> 00:14:58,776
in the same place people go
to get restraining orders?
475
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,384
Amy Santiago, I would marry
you any time, any place.
476
00:15:01,409 --> 00:15:03,226
I would marry you in the steaming filth
477
00:15:03,251 --> 00:15:04,329
of the Gowanus Canal.
478
00:15:04,354 --> 00:15:05,887
Sweet. But also, gross.
479
00:15:05,912 --> 00:15:07,524
I would marry you on the
G Train in the summertime
480
00:15:07,548 --> 00:15:08,727
when the air conditioning is broken.
481
00:15:08,751 --> 00:15:09,783
Damn, really?
482
00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:11,975
I would marry you on top of
the Empire State Building.
483
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,099
Well, that sounds kind of nice.
484
00:15:13,123 --> 00:15:15,547
- During a King Kong attack.
- Oh, yeah, that's not good.
485
00:15:15,897 --> 00:15:18,064
[TENDER MUSIC]
486
00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:20,291
Okay. City hall it is.
487
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,962
No! I was eavesdropping.
488
00:15:22,987 --> 00:15:24,799
- I'm always eavesdropping.
- I don't like it.
489
00:15:24,831 --> 00:15:26,090
Look, I didn't spend
the last seven years
490
00:15:26,114 --> 00:15:27,659
watching your love
ripen, only to have it
491
00:15:27,683 --> 00:15:29,550
sullied by a city hall wedding.
492
00:15:29,774 --> 00:15:31,535
You're getting married right here,
right now.
493
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,575
- What?
- Come on.
494
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,167
Boyle, I don't even have a dress.
495
00:15:34,192 --> 00:15:35,804
You can wear Gina's.
I'm sure it's white.
496
00:15:35,839 --> 00:15:37,196
There's no way Gina was gonna wear
497
00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:38,332
a white dress to my wedding.
498
00:15:38,356 --> 00:15:39,570
No, I definitely was.
499
00:15:39,865 --> 00:15:41,231
What? I thought you'd just wear
500
00:15:41,256 --> 00:15:43,023
a Grey pantsuit or something.
501
00:15:43,091 --> 00:15:44,669
I would never wear a Grey
pantsuit to your wedding,
502
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:46,458
- I promise you that.
- This is happening.
503
00:15:46,483 --> 00:15:47,943
Jake and Amy are getting
married tonight.
504
00:15:47,967 --> 00:15:49,258
- Title of my sex tape!
- What?
505
00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:50,766
Whoo! Yeah... whoo... all right.
506
00:15:50,791 --> 00:15:52,143
I got a lot to work... Lot of work...
507
00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:53,700
Wha... give me a half hour! Whoa!
508
00:15:55,008 --> 00:15:56,474
[GENTLE MUSIC]
509
00:15:56,499 --> 00:15:58,038
♪ ♪
510
00:15:58,073 --> 00:16:00,386
Wow. You look beautiful.
511
00:16:00,609 --> 00:16:03,209
Thank you. This dress is incredible.
512
00:16:03,245 --> 00:16:05,145
Gina, this would have been so crazy
513
00:16:05,213 --> 00:16:07,452
- if you wore this to our wedding.
- I know.
514
00:16:07,692 --> 00:16:09,926
Hey, Amy, I know I ruined your veil,
515
00:16:10,065 --> 00:16:11,313
but I made you a new one.
516
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,553
- It's a shower curtain.
- Uhh...
517
00:16:13,578 --> 00:16:14,811
Yep, Terry fumbled the task.
518
00:16:14,836 --> 00:16:16,544
But we got you a bouquet.
519
00:16:17,118 --> 00:16:18,644
Wow. That's gorgeous.
520
00:16:18,824 --> 00:16:20,425
- Thank you.
- Where did those come from?
521
00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:21,822
Alicia found a florist
in the city that was
522
00:16:21,846 --> 00:16:22,940
still open and picked them up.
523
00:16:22,964 --> 00:16:24,963
- [GASPS]
- All right. Keep it in your pants.
524
00:16:24,988 --> 00:16:25,988
Okay, here we go.
525
00:16:26,084 --> 00:16:28,456
Jake, Amy, let's go downstairs.
526
00:16:28,937 --> 00:16:31,136
It's wedding time!
527
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:35,141
[GENTLE UPBEAT MUSIC]
528
00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:36,315
So here it is.
529
00:16:36,812 --> 00:16:39,879
♪ ♪
530
00:16:39,981 --> 00:16:41,681
I really hope you like it.
531
00:16:41,706 --> 00:16:44,447
But if you don't, I will kill myself.
532
00:16:44,584 --> 00:16:46,501
Charles, it looks amazing.
533
00:16:46,621 --> 00:16:47,821
It's beautiful.
534
00:16:47,889 --> 00:16:49,155
How can I ever repay you?
535
00:16:49,224 --> 00:16:50,619
Get pregnant.
536
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,470
Use your body to give
the world more Jake.
537
00:16:52,495 --> 00:16:53,791
Holy crap. All right.
538
00:16:53,816 --> 00:16:55,549
I'm gonna take Charles
away from you now.
539
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:56,642
I will see you up there.
540
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,775
Wait! Stop everything. We're here.
541
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:00,815
Where have you guys been?
542
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,240
You sent us out to find a band.
543
00:17:02,265 --> 00:17:04,526
Right. I definitely remember doing that.
544
00:17:04,551 --> 00:17:06,821
It took a while,
but I think we really nailed it.
545
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:09,142
- Check this guy out.
- We found him on the subway.
546
00:17:09,211 --> 00:17:11,010
Hey, I know you. You're Melipnos.
547
00:17:11,046 --> 00:17:12,812
No. We have never met.
548
00:17:12,881 --> 00:17:14,114
No, I'm pretty sure we have.
549
00:17:14,149 --> 00:17:15,476
- You sell me horse blood?
- No.
550
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:16,672
Would you like to buy horse blood?
551
00:17:16,696 --> 00:17:18,920
No. You know what?
Maybe we don't need music for this.
552
00:17:18,945 --> 00:17:21,217
That's totally fine,
we can just skip that part of it.
553
00:17:21,279 --> 00:17:23,844
[PLAYS ELEGANTLY]
554
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,077
♪ ♪
555
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:27,662
Guitar.
556
00:17:27,687 --> 00:17:29,687
Holy crap. Melipnos plays like an angel.
557
00:17:29,777 --> 00:17:31,037
Amy, we're a go!
558
00:17:32,006 --> 00:17:33,998
- Hey, Melipnos.
- I don't know you.
559
00:17:34,703 --> 00:17:35,732
Kay.
560
00:17:36,238 --> 00:17:39,105
[PLAYS "WEDDING MARCH"]
561
00:17:39,207 --> 00:17:46,146
♪ ♪
562
00:17:56,594 --> 00:17:57,660
Please be seated.
563
00:17:59,806 --> 00:18:01,861
Friends, colleagues,
564
00:18:02,368 --> 00:18:03,837
gawking New Yorkers,
565
00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:06,900
we are here today to
celebrate the marriage
566
00:18:06,968 --> 00:18:09,319
of Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago.
567
00:18:09,851 --> 00:18:11,838
I've known you both for
the last five years.
568
00:18:11,907 --> 00:18:14,174
And it has been a true pleasure to watch
569
00:18:14,242 --> 00:18:16,242
your distracting childish rivalry
570
00:18:16,311 --> 00:18:19,045
evolve into a distracting
childish courtship
571
00:18:19,114 --> 00:18:21,379
and now into what I'm sure will be
572
00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:22,732
a distracting childish marriage.
573
00:18:23,718 --> 00:18:24,787
I'm proud of you.
574
00:18:25,685 --> 00:18:26,734
And I love you both.
575
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:29,088
- Permission to say it back?
- Permission granted.
576
00:18:29,157 --> 00:18:30,899
- I love you too, sir.
- Love you, Captain.
577
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,913
Now I believe you've
prepared your own vows?
578
00:18:34,596 --> 00:18:37,597
Yes, I was going to do
579
00:18:37,622 --> 00:18:39,045
an "Addams Family" themed rap,
580
00:18:39,134 --> 00:18:40,667
but my beat-boxer isn't here.
581
00:18:40,692 --> 00:18:42,558
That's the only reason
it's not happening.
582
00:18:42,684 --> 00:18:44,845
So, Ames,
583
00:18:45,774 --> 00:18:48,041
today has been a crazy day.
584
00:18:48,444 --> 00:18:50,913
But I shouldn't be surprised,
585
00:18:51,269 --> 00:18:53,309
because we've had a lot of crazy days.
586
00:18:54,114 --> 00:18:55,622
There was our first date,
587
00:18:56,450 --> 00:18:57,614
our first kiss,
588
00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:59,756
the first time you told me you loved me,
589
00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:03,202
and the day you told
me you would marry me.
590
00:19:03,819 --> 00:19:05,209
Also, yesterday,
591
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:08,136
and the day before that,
and the day before that,
592
00:19:08,922 --> 00:19:11,380
because every single day
that I get to be with
593
00:19:11,405 --> 00:19:13,593
someone as amazing as
you is crazy to me.
594
00:19:14,706 --> 00:19:15,881
I love you.
595
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:18,972
And I'm worried about dancing
in front of our friends.
596
00:19:19,048 --> 00:19:20,882
- [SOFT LAUGH]
- The end.
597
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:23,142
[TENDER MUSIC]
598
00:19:23,211 --> 00:19:24,911
Okay, well.
599
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,464
I've been planning this wedding
for the last six months.
600
00:19:27,505 --> 00:19:28,725
And if you told me yesterday
601
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,333
everything that was gonna go wrong,
602
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:33,389
I would have had a panic attack
that sent me into the ER.
603
00:19:34,289 --> 00:19:36,022
But I'm here,
604
00:19:36,561 --> 00:19:38,179
and I've never been happier.
605
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,523
Life is unpredictable.
606
00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:43,663
Not everything's in our control.
607
00:19:43,698 --> 00:19:45,176
But as long as you're
with the right people,
608
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,792
you can handle anything.
609
00:19:47,277 --> 00:19:48,597
And you, Jake Peralta,
610
00:19:49,004 --> 00:19:50,792
are the right person for me.
611
00:19:52,113 --> 00:19:53,777
But I do have some bad news.
612
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,942
There is a bomb at this wedding as well.
613
00:19:56,313 --> 00:19:57,336
What?
614
00:19:57,361 --> 00:19:59,579
Your butt. Your butt is the bomb.
615
00:19:59,648 --> 00:20:01,380
There will be no survivors.
616
00:20:04,219 --> 00:20:07,018
[CRYING] I love you so much.
You're my dream girl.
617
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:08,888
I love you too.
618
00:20:09,314 --> 00:20:11,990
I can't wait to spend the
rest of my life with you.
619
00:20:13,326 --> 00:20:15,214
Ring bearer, please, bring the rings.
620
00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:16,963
But I thought Cheddar was sick...
621
00:20:16,988 --> 00:20:18,276
Oh, my God.
622
00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:21,308
You got the robot.
There's a robot at my wedding.
623
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:23,467
Yeah, I felt bad about how
everything went down today,
624
00:20:23,492 --> 00:20:25,459
- so I offered to help.
- Oh, that's nice.
625
00:20:25,484 --> 00:20:27,251
Also, are you guys doing that
thing where someone gets to
626
00:20:27,275 --> 00:20:28,942
object to this union, or is that later?
627
00:20:28,967 --> 00:20:30,755
- We're not doing that.
- You've outsmarted me.
628
00:20:30,779 --> 00:20:32,545
- Congratulations.
- Okay.
629
00:20:32,614 --> 00:20:33,682
Moving on.
630
00:20:34,082 --> 00:20:35,915
Do you, Amy Santiago,
631
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,017
take Jake Peralta to be your husband?
632
00:20:38,642 --> 00:20:39,661
I do.
633
00:20:40,722 --> 00:20:42,543
And do you, Jake Peralta,
634
00:20:42,791 --> 00:20:44,826
take Amy Santiago to be your wife?
635
00:20:45,318 --> 00:20:46,693
I absolutely do.
636
00:20:46,761 --> 00:20:48,728
♪ ♪
637
00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:51,798
By the power vested in me
by the state of New York,
638
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,266
I'd like to announce
639
00:20:53,368 --> 00:20:55,802
that your honeymoon
vacation request status
640
00:20:55,904 --> 00:20:58,829
has officially been moved
from pending to approved.
641
00:20:59,962 --> 00:21:01,986
You're married. You may kiss the bride.
642
00:21:02,243 --> 00:21:03,676
♪ ♪
643
00:21:03,778 --> 00:21:06,713
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
644
00:21:06,781 --> 00:21:10,216
♪ ♪
645
00:21:10,285 --> 00:21:12,885
Congratulations once
again to Jake and Amy.
646
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,794
One for you and one for your wife.
647
00:21:15,856 --> 00:21:17,269
Uh. I have a wife
648
00:21:17,832 --> 00:21:19,522
I finally know how bored feels
649
00:21:19,547 --> 00:21:21,345
So now that everyone's here,
650
00:21:21,370 --> 00:21:23,365
I have an email that I need to open.
651
00:21:23,390 --> 00:21:24,478
All right, weirdo, not
something we usually
652
00:21:24,502 --> 00:21:25,835
announce to the squad.
653
00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:27,804
It says if he got the commissioner job.
654
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:29,024
- Oh, my God!
- What?
655
00:21:29,049 --> 00:21:30,494
He was too scared to read it all day.
656
00:21:30,518 --> 00:21:33,252
I was, until I heard
something very wise tonight.
657
00:21:33,829 --> 00:21:35,720
Life is unpredictable.
658
00:21:36,304 --> 00:21:37,870
Not everything is in our control.
659
00:21:38,149 --> 00:21:39,829
But as long as we're
with the right people,
660
00:21:40,124 --> 00:21:41,453
we can handle anything.
661
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:45,489
So I'd like to receive
this news with all of you.
662
00:21:45,646 --> 00:21:47,989
- He quoted me.
- Okay, here we go.
663
00:21:55,999 --> 00:21:58,689
Well, from the look on my face,
I'm sure you can guess what it says.
664
00:22:00,405 --> 00:22:02,570
No! We have no idea at all.
665
00:22:02,595 --> 00:22:04,128
Just tell us, you monster!
666
00:22:06,073 --> 00:22:11,073
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