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I've just received the email
about whether I've gotten
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the job as commissioner.
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Well, from the look on my face, I'm
sure you can guess what it says.
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No. We have no idea at all.
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Just tell us, you monster.
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Really? No one noticed the slight
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tension in my labial commissure?
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- My lips. I'm smiling.
- Wait, you're smiling?
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Wait, we're allowed
to say "labia" again?
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- Wait, you got it?
- I got it.
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Ohh!
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- Labia.
- Commissioner Raymond Holt.
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- Labia.
- You gotta stop right now, Hitchcock.
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We need to celebrate.
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Ooh, we need music.
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Ooh-ohh, ohh, I brought a
"Jock Jams" CD for the wedding.
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- Oh, we didn't talk about that.
- It was gonna be a surprise.
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Our first dance was gonna be
the "Tootsee Roll."
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Oh, no, and we didn't get to do it.
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I know. All right, nobody move.
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I'm gonna go get the CD.
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I want to thank you all.
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What an incredible moment.
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30 years of struggle and sacrifice.
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But it was worth it, because
I finally get to read
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the ten words I've longed to hear:
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"Raymond Holt, you are not
the"... oops.
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I misread the email.
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Didn't see the "not."
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So...
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I will not be the new commissioner.
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♪ Y'all ready for this ♪
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Jock jam.
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Whoo...
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Why is on one else dancing?
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Did I miss something?
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Feels like I missed something.
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I'll just keep going until
someone tells me to...
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- Stop, Jake.
- All right.
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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com
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So Captain Holt is taking
another personal day.
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In his absence, I will be
running things around here.
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That's not true. I'm in charge.
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Mm, no, it's gonna be more of
a Westeros free-for-all, okay?
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Who will bend a knee?
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- I will.
- Nobody's bending anything.
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Let's get started.
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Sarge, is Captain Holt all right?
He never miss work.
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He said he was at a 49 and
improving at 8.6% a day.
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So I guess he'll be in soon.
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Now, we have two...
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Guess who just got paid, y'all.
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That's right. We got
stacks on stacks on stacks.
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Whoa. Where's all that cash from?
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Well, my brilliant wife
found a crazy loophole
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called "wedding insurance."
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It's very common.
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It's like renter's insurance.
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Oh, my God. Do we have that too?
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- Yes.
- You are a wizard.
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The point is, we are getting
refunded in full,
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so we are going on a
super-deluxe, five-star
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mega-baller honeymoon.
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So you're not just going to
the Berkshires anymore?
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Screw that crap hole. It's a dump,
and anyone who goes there is garbage.
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I was gonna take Sharon there
for a romantic weekend.
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Oh, well, congratulations, ya poor.
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I am so sorry.
Money really changes you.
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The resort is called Posadita Bonita.
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And it's in Mexico.
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Great food, great beaches,
and when I saw
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"Ay caramba" there,
I'll fit right in.
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I don't think so.
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Isn't that the place that Gina
is always talking about,
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because she gets referral
rewards points?
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Why, yes, it is.
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Don't forget to use code GINA30
at checkout.
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It's super intimate and super fancy.
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And when we're there,
there's only one rule.
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A.B.C.
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Always be coconuting.
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At all times, we will either
be drinking from, eating,
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or wearing a coconut.
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Oh, this place is amazing.
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I've never had sex
outside the United States.
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What are you thinking about?
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Weirdly, the same thing.
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- Whoa.
- Welcome to paradise.
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- Margarita?
- Yes, I would love one.
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But is there any way you
could put it in a coconut?
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It will be my pleasure, sir.
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Oh, thank you.
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I requested a ridiculous thing,
and he's doing it.
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Quick, think of more stupid
stuff we can ask for.
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Grapes. Sorry, I panicked.
And I couldn't think of anything.
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No, no, no, grapes is perfect.
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Excuse me, sir, is there any way
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you could get my wife some grapes?
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- Yes, sir, right away.
- He's running.
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He's running for the grapes.
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Here are your drinks
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and a lovers' toolbox
from a Mr. Boyle.
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Ah, thank you so much.
We will never open this.
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Oh, my God, Jake, look.
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Yes, the grapes.
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Oh, and you brought cheese.
I don't even want cheese.
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No, Jake, in the lounge.
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Captain Holt?
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Peralta?
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Ay caramba.
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Gina, what the hell?
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New phone, who dis?
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You can't do that in person.
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It's Charles.
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Boyle. Your coworker.
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Oh, hey, Charles.
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I just found out that
your mom left my dad.
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They're getting divorced.
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Eh, they had a good run.
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Fun fact: The average
American marriage
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lasts fewer than two days.
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- That's not true.
- It doesn't have to be.
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It's commentary.
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Well, you know who didn't
think it was a good run?
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My daddy, Lynn Boyle.
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He's inconsolable.
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Well, I'm sure he'll get over it.
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No, Boyles don't "get over it."
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It becomes part of us.
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It lives within us. It eats us out.
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We have to get them back together.
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- Pass.
- Well, I'm doing it with
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- or without your help.
- Okay, without.
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Okay, you called my bluff.
It has to be with your help.
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And I'm not taking no for an answer.
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- No.
- Okay, you did it again.
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Why are you like this?
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I don't know.
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Hey, Sarge, I have a problem,
and I would ask Holt,
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- but since he's not back...
- You came to Top Dog Terry.
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Smart move.
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I've been solving problems
all day long.
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Okay, so you know that meth
case I've been working on
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for the last two months?
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The Department of Sanitation
police want to poach it
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from me, because the drugs
were found in a dumpster.
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They're saying it's garbage-related.
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This is an easy one.
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Tell them to screw off.
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See? Problem solved.
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Yeah, well, I did that,
and they threatened to make
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a formal complaint to the mayor.
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Then just let them have the case.
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Problem solved.
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Terry, I've been working
on it for two months,
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and those dummies are gonna blow it.
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Right. Well, you could
partner up with sanitation.
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Problem solved? Woof-woof?
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Nope. Headquarters won't allow it
due to budgetary reasons.
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Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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You know, Captain Holt was
writing an instruction manual
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for his replacement in case
he was named commissioner.
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Maybe he could tell you what to do.
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That's not necessary.
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Top Dog Terry can make a decision.
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And what would that be?
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Does Top Dog Terry want a
moment to think about it?
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Woof-woof.
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Since the rejection, a great
sadness has enveloped me.
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I kept expecting this
dark feeling to pass,
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but it's only gotten worse.
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Not getting the job you want stinks.
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In first grade, I was passed
over for line leader,
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and I'm still pissed.
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Kyle D.'s lines had curves
and gaps and cutting galore.
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It was a frickin' carnival.
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Yeah. What's a line leader?
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Well, it's not just that
I didn't get the job.
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It's that John Kelly did.
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He's already released a memo detailing
his "vigilant policing" initiative.
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It's essentially a return
to stop and frisk.
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Choosing him is a betrayal
of everything I stand for.
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I feel the same way about Kyle D.
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I tried to suck it up
and go back to work.
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I put on my uniform
and got in my car.
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And next thing I knew,
I was on a plane to Mexico.
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I didn't even pack a bag.
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I bought a bundle of novelty
shirts at a nearby gift shop.
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This one says, "What's up, beaches?"
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Instead of "bitches"
for humor reasons.
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- But you hate humor.
- Well, I'm a joke now,
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so it suits me.
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Mm-kay. But, how did
you end up here in Mexico
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at the exact same tiny resort as us?
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Gina's been talking up
this place up for years.
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Referral Code GINA30.
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I had no idea you'd be here.
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You know what? It's fine, sir.
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A lot of people go on their
honeymoon with their boss.
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Nope, I thought if I said it out loud
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it would normalize it,
but it's weird.
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It's gonna be okay.
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How long are you staying, sir?
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Just until I get my head right.
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But don't worry.
I'll steer clear of you two.
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You won't even know I'm here.
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This place is so romantic.
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Yeah, and so... intimate.
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Don't worry.
I'm not listening to you.
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I'm just thinking about
how this sea bass is cold
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but not as cold and cruel
as the hands of fate
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that have thrust my entire life
into darkness.
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Ah, damn it.
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I just ordered the sea bass.
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Ahh, babe, this is so nice.
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There are hot stones on
our butts for no reason.
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Not on mine.
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My butt stones keep falling off,
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because I'm so tense about Holt
being here and ruining everything.
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- It hasn't been that bad.
- Really?
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Oops. Sorry.
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Can't even float right.
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Just push me away.
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Everyone else does.
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It's not great, but as long
as we stay in here, we're safe.
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Peralta, Santiago I'm in your room.
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What? How?
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Patio door was open
I pushed through the hedge.
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Tell me, what is it about me
that screams loser?
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Yeah, you know,
we're kind of in the middle
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of gettin' massages right now, sir.
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Oh, how thoughtless of me.
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I'll get down here so you can
see my face.
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Oh, no, that's...
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Hello. The question was,
what is it about me
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that screams loser?
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I can't figure out what went
wrong between our parents.
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They were so in love.
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Oh, okay, so we're having
a conversation?
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No, to get them back together,
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we need to know what happened.
Did your mom tell you?
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- Nope.
- Damn it.
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Okay, let's brainstorm.
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It could be that my dad is too
clingy or too masculine.
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You know what? I'm going
to play a game on my phone
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while you go on this little journey.
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He overshares, he's indecisive,
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he's always crying.
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Oh, I made it inside the temple.
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He wears a kimono a lot.
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00:08:34,386 --> 00:08:35,853
I became a hawk. I have talons.
253
00:08:35,888 --> 00:08:36,997
Well, he can't keep a secret.
254
00:08:37,033 --> 00:08:38,258
He has a clinically loose pelvis.
255
00:08:38,294 --> 00:08:40,723
Okay, that did break through.
I heard "loose pelvis."
256
00:08:40,759 --> 00:08:42,093
Charles, you've got to stop.
257
00:08:42,127 --> 00:08:43,274
It's none of those things.
258
00:08:43,310 --> 00:08:44,929
Wait. You said your mom
didn't tell you anything.
259
00:08:44,963 --> 00:08:46,564
- Do you know what happened?
- Yes, I do.
260
00:08:46,598 --> 00:08:48,032
And it's none of your
business, Charles.
261
00:08:48,066 --> 00:08:50,535
Just stop sticking your nose
where it doesn't belong.
262
00:08:50,569 --> 00:08:51,547
Really, Gina.
263
00:08:51,583 --> 00:08:54,555
And where does my nose belong
if not inside our parents?
264
00:08:55,190 --> 00:08:56,874
Okay, so we can get away from Holt.
265
00:08:56,909 --> 00:08:58,309
I mean, should we tell him to leave,
266
00:08:58,343 --> 00:08:59,310
that he's ruining our honeymoon?
267
00:08:59,344 --> 00:09:00,436
No, we can't.
268
00:09:00,472 --> 00:09:03,137
That would crush him, and
he's already so crushed.
269
00:09:03,916 --> 00:09:05,283
Wait, I got it.
270
00:09:05,317 --> 00:09:06,284
We kill Holt.
271
00:09:06,318 --> 00:09:07,191
No.
272
00:09:07,227 --> 00:09:09,554
No, that was crazy for
a multitude of reasons.
273
00:09:09,588 --> 00:09:11,556
We have a bunch of fun
activities planned.
274
00:09:11,590 --> 00:09:14,792
If we include him, it'll cheer
him up, and he'll leave.
275
00:09:14,826 --> 00:09:17,228
Right, but aren't most
of our activities
276
00:09:17,264 --> 00:09:18,657
kind of geared towards couples?
277
00:09:18,693 --> 00:09:20,839
Name one couples' activity
that wouldn't be more fun
278
00:09:20,875 --> 00:09:21,995
with your boss there.
279
00:09:22,031 --> 00:09:24,133
Welcome to Sensual Food Tasting:
280
00:09:24,169 --> 00:09:26,370
The Art of Feeding Your Lover.
281
00:09:26,404 --> 00:09:27,647
I feel like I don't belong here.
282
00:09:28,073 --> 00:09:31,375
Mm, I love how the mud
revitalizes your skin.
283
00:09:31,409 --> 00:09:33,457
And I love how it masks my shame.
284
00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:35,442
I am loving this.
285
00:09:35,478 --> 00:09:37,326
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
286
00:09:37,529 --> 00:09:38,729
Mmm.
287
00:09:39,351 --> 00:09:40,647
This is actually quite pleasant.
288
00:09:41,186 --> 00:09:44,311
You know, when you invited me to
join you today, I was skeptical.
289
00:09:44,347 --> 00:09:46,143
I had been sitting by the pool
290
00:09:46,179 --> 00:09:49,081
contentedly watching a bee
struggle to avoid drowning
291
00:09:49,117 --> 00:09:51,685
and thinking to myself
how I am like that bee.
292
00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:52,813
Man, I hope it survived.
293
00:09:52,849 --> 00:09:54,071
We can't afford to lose
any more bees.
294
00:09:54,107 --> 00:09:56,433
It didn't. The point
is that I am glad
295
00:09:56,468 --> 00:09:58,068
you invited me into
your frivolous activities.
296
00:09:58,103 --> 00:09:59,837
You helped me to remember
there's more to life
297
00:09:59,871 --> 00:10:00,939
than the NYPD.
298
00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:03,074
Wow, that's great to hear, sir.
299
00:10:03,110 --> 00:10:04,210
I feel a lot better.
300
00:10:04,246 --> 00:10:05,448
I think I may be heading home.
301
00:10:05,484 --> 00:10:07,919
Unless you need a third
for tonight's activities.
302
00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:09,337
- What are we...
- Sensual pottery.
303
00:10:09,373 --> 00:10:10,361
I think we're good.
304
00:10:10,783 --> 00:10:12,747
Sarge, I keep getting calls
about my drug case from...
305
00:10:12,783 --> 00:10:14,116
What the hell is going on?
306
00:10:14,152 --> 00:10:16,386
Nothing. Just deciding
what to do about
307
00:10:16,422 --> 00:10:18,923
your sanitation issue, like a boss.
308
00:10:18,959 --> 00:10:20,293
You're looking for Captain
Holt's manual aren't you?
309
00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:21,303
Please, Diaz.
310
00:10:21,339 --> 00:10:24,201
Top Dog Terry does not need to
look for Captain Holt's manual.
311
00:10:24,864 --> 00:10:26,264
He knows it's on his computer.
312
00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:27,934
Top Dog Terry was
looking for the password.
313
00:10:28,116 --> 00:10:30,150
Why don't you just
make your own decision?
314
00:10:30,186 --> 00:10:32,105
I did that, and I'm very proud of it.
315
00:10:32,141 --> 00:10:34,171
I just want to make sure
Captain Holt would make
316
00:10:34,205 --> 00:10:35,974
the same decision so I
can be proud of him too.
317
00:10:36,308 --> 00:10:38,509
Gina. Do you know
Captain Holt's password?
318
00:10:38,543 --> 00:10:41,178
Oh, Terry, just because
I know all your passwords
319
00:10:41,212 --> 00:10:42,838
doesn't mean I know Captain Holt's.
320
00:10:42,874 --> 00:10:44,448
Okay, well, we could
probably guess it.
321
00:10:44,482 --> 00:10:47,351
Why don't you try
BaldByChoice or PecMan
322
00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:49,286
or MacklemoreEnthusiast?
323
00:10:49,321 --> 00:10:51,804
Stop saying my passwords. Damn, Gina.
324
00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,534
Now Terry's got to
update his keychain.
325
00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,372
Start simple. Kevin with a capital K
and a 1 instead of an I.
326
00:10:56,408 --> 00:10:57,909
Oh, I feel good about that.
327
00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:02,894
Locked out? Too many failed attempts?
328
00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,318
I only guessed once.
329
00:11:05,270 --> 00:11:07,832
Computer will now delete hard drive?
330
00:11:08,279 --> 00:11:09,579
I've got to fix this.
331
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,312
Good. You fixed it.
332
00:11:13,418 --> 00:11:14,937
He's leaving. Our plan worked.
333
00:11:14,973 --> 00:11:16,981
We saved our own honeymoon,
and fun bonus,
334
00:11:17,015 --> 00:11:18,190
- we cheered up Holt.
- Yes.
335
00:11:18,226 --> 00:11:19,883
Okay, it's time to celebrate.
336
00:11:19,918 --> 00:11:21,418
You know what that means.
337
00:11:21,453 --> 00:11:23,520
This B needs a C in her A.
338
00:11:23,555 --> 00:11:24,789
Oh, my God.
339
00:11:24,825 --> 00:11:26,323
This babe needs a
coconut in her arms.
340
00:11:26,358 --> 00:11:29,149
Oh, I thought you were saying
341
00:11:29,185 --> 00:11:30,481
this [bleep] needs a [bleep]
in her [bleep].
342
00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:32,051
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, that was my reaction.
343
00:11:32,087 --> 00:11:33,555
All right, I'll go get us a
couple of coconuts.
344
00:11:34,032 --> 00:11:35,666
Ahh, hey there, Captain.
345
00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:37,534
Haven't seen you looking this
happy since they picked up
346
00:11:37,569 --> 00:11:39,237
"The Durrells in Corfu"
for a fourth season.
347
00:11:39,273 --> 00:11:41,908
Yes, well, I've reached the
best part of every vacation:
348
00:11:41,944 --> 00:11:43,049
reviewing the charges.
349
00:11:43,085 --> 00:11:44,519
Well, don't let me interrupt.
Have a safe flight.
350
00:11:44,555 --> 00:11:46,189
And I'll see you back
at the Nine-Nine.
351
00:11:46,225 --> 00:11:48,210
No, you won't; I'll never be
going back there again.
352
00:11:48,246 --> 00:11:50,214
What? Why? I'm confused.
353
00:11:50,248 --> 00:11:52,683
You and Amy made me see
that there's more to life
354
00:11:52,717 --> 00:11:55,214
than the NYPD, so I'm quitting.
355
00:11:55,811 --> 00:11:57,578
Oh.
356
00:11:57,730 --> 00:12:01,866
Well... what a satisfying result
357
00:12:02,298 --> 00:12:04,857
that we all were hoping would occur.
358
00:12:07,113 --> 00:12:08,880
Hold on. So let's
just back up a second.
359
00:12:08,914 --> 00:12:11,015
When you say you're quitting,
you mean quitting
360
00:12:11,049 --> 00:12:12,333
for, like, a couple of weeks,
and then you'll come back
361
00:12:12,369 --> 00:12:13,863
Jordan-style with a new badge number?
362
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,385
No, I mean, quitting permanently,
363
00:12:15,421 --> 00:12:17,571
I'm putting in my resignation
as soon as I get back home.
364
00:12:17,607 --> 00:12:19,061
I better hurry if I want
to be at the airport
365
00:12:19,097 --> 00:12:20,564
six hours ahead of my flight.
366
00:12:20,853 --> 00:12:22,922
Hey, you know what?
I should drive you there.
367
00:12:22,958 --> 00:12:24,751
Will you come with me to grab
my keys from the room?
368
00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:28,255
Okay, they're just
right in here, so...
369
00:12:31,281 --> 00:12:32,348
You're not leaving this room.
370
00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:34,642
- What the hell is going on?
- I can't let you quit.
371
00:12:34,678 --> 00:12:37,521
Yes, but why the candles
and rose petals?
372
00:12:38,455 --> 00:12:40,623
- Wuh-oh.
- Is that Mr. McClane I hear?
373
00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:44,744
'Cause someone's about to Die
Harrr... oh, my God.
374
00:12:44,780 --> 00:12:45,859
Why is Captain Holt here?
375
00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:48,049
Because he's gonna... wait,
are you dressed like
376
00:12:48,085 --> 00:12:49,285
Bonnie Bedelia in "Die Hard?"
377
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:50,720
- I am.
- For sexy reasons?
378
00:12:50,755 --> 00:12:52,151
- Yes.
- Oh, boy.
379
00:12:52,187 --> 00:12:53,206
Jake, why is he here?
380
00:12:53,242 --> 00:12:54,466
Because he's quitting the force,
381
00:12:54,502 --> 00:12:55,936
so I brought him
to convince him not to,
382
00:12:55,972 --> 00:12:57,540
but obviously that is
not important anymore.
383
00:12:57,576 --> 00:12:59,143
All right, Captain,
it's been a good run.
384
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,493
Thank you for teaching me
the importance of a tie
385
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:01,734
in the workplace, and the door
is right over here.
386
00:13:01,770 --> 00:13:04,028
Whoa, whoa, wait. What?
You're quitting?
387
00:13:04,064 --> 00:13:06,032
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.
388
00:13:06,068 --> 00:13:07,239
We're keeping you right here.
389
00:13:07,275 --> 00:13:09,129
How are you going to do that?
Physically restrain me?
390
00:13:09,165 --> 00:13:10,132
Great idea.
391
00:13:10,168 --> 00:13:11,702
Is there anything in Charles's
box of nightmares
392
00:13:11,738 --> 00:13:13,154
that could be used to tie up Holt?
393
00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:17,530
Yes. Literally everything in here
could be used to tie up a person.
394
00:13:17,991 --> 00:13:20,792
Wow, Terry, put Captain
Holt's computer back together?
395
00:13:20,828 --> 00:13:22,396
- Looks great.
- Sure did.
396
00:13:22,432 --> 00:13:24,733
Couldn't find room inside
for this stuff, though.
397
00:13:24,889 --> 00:13:26,856
Well, is there any chance
the info on in computer
398
00:13:26,891 --> 00:13:28,258
was maybe saved to the cloud?
399
00:13:28,292 --> 00:13:29,310
I don't know.
400
00:13:29,346 --> 00:13:32,662
Gina, was Captain Holt's hard
drive backed up to the cloud?
401
00:13:32,696 --> 00:13:34,330
- Yeah.
- Then why did you let me try
402
00:13:34,365 --> 00:13:35,398
to rebuild his computer?
403
00:13:35,432 --> 00:13:36,631
Because I'm a rascal.
404
00:13:36,832 --> 00:13:40,669
Okay, so I just log onto
the cloud as Captain Holt
405
00:13:40,705 --> 00:13:43,340
and click "forgot password"
406
00:13:43,376 --> 00:13:45,511
and answer his security questions.
407
00:13:45,547 --> 00:13:47,463
First up: What is God?
408
00:13:48,746 --> 00:13:49,679
Hey, Gina.
409
00:13:49,713 --> 00:13:51,714
Did you see "Real Housewives"
last night?
410
00:13:51,749 --> 00:13:54,239
If she says no, then
ask about "Below Deck."
411
00:13:54,275 --> 00:13:55,411
What are you doing?
412
00:13:55,447 --> 00:13:56,914
She's getting suspicious,
Scully. Act natural.
413
00:13:56,950 --> 00:13:58,302
Are you wearing an earpiece?
414
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,670
Tell her no. Scully, stop
saying what I'm saying.
415
00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:01,756
Be normal.
416
00:14:02,787 --> 00:14:03,887
Charles, what are you doing?
417
00:14:03,923 --> 00:14:05,021
Damn it, Gina.
418
00:14:05,057 --> 00:14:06,257
What does it look like I'm doing?
419
00:14:06,293 --> 00:14:08,763
I'm trying to unlock your phone
using a mask of your face
420
00:14:08,799 --> 00:14:10,767
so I can find out why
your mom left my dad.
421
00:14:10,803 --> 00:14:12,103
Charles, give me my phone.
422
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,428
Okay, fine.
423
00:14:14,805 --> 00:14:17,307
- Boom, unlocked it.
- Give me my phone, Charles.
424
00:14:17,341 --> 00:14:19,309
Not until I find out or
parents are breaking up.
425
00:14:19,343 --> 00:14:20,944
- Give it.
- Scrolling, scrolling.
426
00:14:20,978 --> 00:14:22,512
- Give me my phone, you idiot.
- You were the reason.
427
00:14:22,548 --> 00:14:24,646
You sent her a text that says,
"You should divorce him"?
428
00:14:24,682 --> 00:14:26,888
Okay, yeah, but that's
open to interpretation.
429
00:14:26,924 --> 00:14:28,358
No, but then she says,
"I don't want to,"
430
00:14:28,394 --> 00:14:30,128
and then you say, "But you have to.
431
00:14:30,164 --> 00:14:31,831
"Leave him now, and divorce him.
432
00:14:31,867 --> 00:14:33,076
Don't tell him why."
433
00:14:33,112 --> 00:14:35,200
Okay, yeah, you did interpret
it correctly.
434
00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:39,816
Shame, shame.
435
00:14:40,050 --> 00:14:41,764
I'm so sorry I brought
Holt back here.
436
00:14:41,799 --> 00:14:43,666
I had no idea you were doing
this whole "Die Hard" thing.
437
00:14:43,702 --> 00:14:45,467
Man, you really got the hair
exactly right.
438
00:14:45,502 --> 00:14:47,590
Did you contact the onset hair
stylist, Paul Abascal?
439
00:14:47,626 --> 00:14:48,659
No, this is a wig.
440
00:14:48,695 --> 00:14:50,353
Oh, that's cool too.
So here's what I'm thinking.
441
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,785
We let Holt go, I have sex with
Holly Gennaro but hotter.
442
00:14:52,821 --> 00:14:55,255
The squad handles the captain,
or disbands, whatever,
443
00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:56,455
we have sex again...
444
00:14:56,491 --> 00:14:58,225
Okay, stop suggesting that.
We need to stay focused.
445
00:14:58,390 --> 00:14:59,890
- Right.
- Holt it fragile.
446
00:14:59,926 --> 00:15:01,393
We need to be gentle, okay?
447
00:15:01,429 --> 00:15:02,896
- Just follow my lead.
- With pleasure.
448
00:15:02,932 --> 00:15:04,366
I love the view. I'm sorry.
449
00:15:04,402 --> 00:15:06,436
This outfit is driving me insane.
450
00:15:06,724 --> 00:15:09,525
Hello, sir. Sorry again for
tying you spread eagle
451
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,106
- on the bed.
- Apology not accepted.
452
00:15:12,142 --> 00:15:14,376
Look, I know you're
upset, but this isn't
453
00:15:14,412 --> 00:15:16,613
your last chance to
become commissioner.
454
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:17,883
John Kelly's old.
455
00:15:17,919 --> 00:15:19,319
He's not gonna be in office forever.
456
00:15:19,355 --> 00:15:20,889
True, but he'll just
be replaced by another
457
00:15:20,925 --> 00:15:22,225
mediocre old white man.
458
00:15:22,261 --> 00:15:23,370
Nothing will ever change.
459
00:15:23,406 --> 00:15:25,374
All right, well, what
about all your goals
460
00:15:25,410 --> 00:15:26,645
for the Nine-Nine?
461
00:15:26,681 --> 00:15:28,355
You still have so much
left to accomplish.
462
00:15:28,391 --> 00:15:29,658
Wrong, I've accomplished everything
463
00:15:29,694 --> 00:15:30,771
that I set out to do..
464
00:15:30,807 --> 00:15:32,849
I wanted to reduce crime, and I did.
465
00:15:32,883 --> 00:15:34,350
There's no crime in Brooklyn anymore.
466
00:15:34,385 --> 00:15:35,594
Seems like a bit of a stretch.
467
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,464
What about improving
community relations?
468
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:38,967
Done. Everyone loves the police.
469
00:15:39,003 --> 00:15:39,986
It's embarrassing.
470
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,118
Way off. All right, Ame,
step aside; I got this.
471
00:15:42,154 --> 00:15:43,988
Captain, what about
the Halloween Heist?
472
00:15:44,024 --> 00:15:46,159
I'll just come in and win it
and then go back to my house.
473
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,896
- Damn it. I'm out.
- Jake.
474
00:15:48,098 --> 00:15:50,199
All right, fine, sir, do you
know why I love coming to work?
475
00:15:50,234 --> 00:15:52,001
Because there's a bumper
pool table in the break room.
476
00:15:52,036 --> 00:15:53,836
Yes, obviously I love
the bumper pool table.
477
00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:55,955
But do you want to know
another reason why?
478
00:15:55,991 --> 00:15:57,126
You.
479
00:15:57,548 --> 00:15:59,208
You've made me a better cop.
480
00:15:59,243 --> 00:16:00,643
You've made me a better person.
481
00:16:00,678 --> 00:16:02,109
I've learned so much from you.
482
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,098
So you can't quit.
483
00:16:04,467 --> 00:16:05,947
Because I need you.
484
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:10,140
- Oh, please. How selfish.
- What?
485
00:16:10,176 --> 00:16:11,587
That little speech you just gave.
486
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,389
It was all about you
and what you need.
487
00:16:13,424 --> 00:16:15,491
How unbelievably selfish.
488
00:16:15,526 --> 00:16:17,493
Okay, well, I don't want
to get mad right now,
489
00:16:17,528 --> 00:16:19,166
'cause Amy's worried about you, so...
490
00:16:19,202 --> 00:16:20,757
No, screw that noise.
491
00:16:20,793 --> 00:16:23,167
How dare you call Jake selfish?
492
00:16:23,203 --> 00:16:25,401
He just wasted his entire honeymoon
493
00:16:25,436 --> 00:16:27,236
trying to take care of you
while you wallowed
494
00:16:27,271 --> 00:16:29,072
in your misery like a little baby.
495
00:16:29,106 --> 00:16:31,096
- That seems a little harsh.
- Oh, does it?
496
00:16:31,132 --> 00:16:32,733
- I don't give a hoot.
- Oh, damn.
497
00:16:32,769 --> 00:16:34,904
For the last five years,
all I've done is
498
00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:37,708
give a hoot about you
and what you think.
499
00:16:37,744 --> 00:16:39,578
I gave a hoot about you as a boss.
500
00:16:39,614 --> 00:16:41,115
I gave a hoot about you as a mentor.
501
00:16:41,151 --> 00:16:43,019
I gave a hoot about you as a friend.
502
00:16:43,055 --> 00:16:44,622
She gave so many hoots.
503
00:16:44,658 --> 00:16:46,625
Not anymore.
After the way you've acted
504
00:16:46,661 --> 00:16:49,095
and what you just said to
Jake, I don't give a hoot,
505
00:16:49,131 --> 00:16:50,898
what you think, and I really don't
506
00:16:50,934 --> 00:16:54,436
give a hoot if you decide
to quit the NYPD, so do it.
507
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:55,636
I'm all out of hoots.
508
00:16:55,672 --> 00:16:56,707
I'm hootless.
509
00:16:58,256 --> 00:17:00,123
- Now, what I want to say is...
- Jake.
510
00:17:00,159 --> 00:17:01,526
Coming Holly Gennaro.
511
00:17:04,126 --> 00:17:06,460
Hey, I thought piña coladas
might be too festive,
512
00:17:06,496 --> 00:17:09,360
so I got two super-depressing
coconuts filled with Merlot.
513
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,531
I'm not depressed. I'm relieved.
514
00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:14,189
For the first time all week,
it's just the two of us.
515
00:17:14,225 --> 00:17:15,471
I'm right here.
516
00:17:15,506 --> 00:17:18,005
I escaped using some of
the lube Boyle sent you.
517
00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:19,360
It got everywhere. I had to change.
518
00:17:19,396 --> 00:17:22,498
Yeah, and your new shirt is
very aggressive and confusing.
519
00:17:22,534 --> 00:17:25,037
Is the pineapple the slut,
or is it calling someone else a slut?
520
00:17:25,073 --> 00:17:27,081
Clearly the pineapple is the slut.
521
00:17:27,117 --> 00:17:28,837
- Huh.
- Look, I wanted to say I'm sorry.
522
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:31,254
Yeah? Maybe find someone
who gives a hoot.
523
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:32,893
Try an owl cage.
524
00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:35,231
Oh, honey, I love you,
but not your best.
525
00:17:35,692 --> 00:17:37,993
Look, you have every right
not to accept my apology,
526
00:17:38,028 --> 00:17:39,709
but at least hear it first.
527
00:17:40,163 --> 00:17:41,930
I'm sorry I said Jake was selfish.
528
00:17:41,965 --> 00:17:43,599
I'm sorry I ruined your honeymoon.
529
00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:46,468
I'm sorry I interrupted your
"Die Hard"-themed sexcapades.
530
00:17:46,503 --> 00:17:49,058
You don't have to list
everything; it's cool.
531
00:17:49,094 --> 00:17:52,062
Right. I thought if
I played by the NYPD's rules
532
00:17:52,098 --> 00:17:54,299
and didn't make any waves, one
day I would rise to a position
533
00:17:54,335 --> 00:17:56,270
where I could make meaningful change.
534
00:17:56,306 --> 00:17:59,308
When they hired John Kelly,
I realized I was wrong,
535
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:01,279
and I thought I was out of options.
536
00:18:01,551 --> 00:18:03,519
But then you tied me
to your bed, legs akimbo,
537
00:18:03,553 --> 00:18:06,762
and made me realize
there was another way.
538
00:18:06,798 --> 00:18:09,395
I could not give a hoot.
539
00:18:09,431 --> 00:18:11,430
Wow, the hoot thing is catching on.
Didn't see that coming.
540
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,776
I'm going to go directly
to the mayor and tell him
541
00:18:13,812 --> 00:18:16,530
John Kelly's "vigilant
policing" proposal
542
00:18:16,566 --> 00:18:18,200
is regressive and counter-productive,
543
00:18:18,234 --> 00:18:20,364
and if he implements it,
I'm gonna make
544
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,552
a big stink in the press.
545
00:18:21,588 --> 00:18:24,003
Going over the commissioner
and threatening the mayor, sir?
546
00:18:24,039 --> 00:18:25,430
Don't you think that'll piss him off?
547
00:18:25,466 --> 00:18:27,321
I don't give a hoot.
548
00:18:28,428 --> 00:18:30,267
Listen, I'm on the next plane back,
549
00:18:30,303 --> 00:18:32,337
but I wanted to pay for you two
to extend your stay
550
00:18:32,373 --> 00:18:34,370
so you can have a proper honeymoon.
551
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:36,374
Oh, sir, thank you.
552
00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:38,211
That's very nice, right, Jake?
553
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:39,246
Yeah, super cool.
554
00:18:39,282 --> 00:18:40,865
Just out of curiosity
asking for a friend,
555
00:18:40,901 --> 00:18:42,935
where did you get the shirt,
and how much did it cost?
556
00:18:43,359 --> 00:18:45,394
Ooh, you're still wearing the mask?
557
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,949
Yeah, to hide my sadness.
I'll take it off.
558
00:18:47,985 --> 00:18:49,085
No, don't.
559
00:18:49,121 --> 00:18:51,256
For some reason, it's easier
to care about what you say
560
00:18:51,292 --> 00:18:52,677
when you look like me.
561
00:18:52,713 --> 00:18:54,839
Why did you tell your
mom to leave my dad, Gina?
562
00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:56,876
Is it so bad being a Boyle?
563
00:18:56,912 --> 00:18:59,880
Yes, it's terrible, but that's
not why I did it.
564
00:18:59,916 --> 00:19:01,516
My mom was cheating on your dad,
565
00:19:01,552 --> 00:19:03,152
so I told her she had to break
it off.
566
00:19:03,188 --> 00:19:04,589
What? Why didn't you tell me?
567
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:06,393
Because I didn't want
to hurt you or him.
568
00:19:06,429 --> 00:19:09,064
She was being disgusting, so
I told her she had to end it.
569
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:10,401
You were trying to protect us.
570
00:19:10,437 --> 00:19:11,811
Gina, you were actually being sweet.
571
00:19:11,847 --> 00:19:13,310
Uh-doi.
572
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:16,425
- How's it going, Sarge?
- Not good.
573
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:18,527
I'm reading this book on
religion, and apparently
574
00:19:18,561 --> 00:19:20,247
there's some debate
as to what God is.
575
00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:21,249
Don't worry about it.
576
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,752
- Gina had the manual.
- What?
577
00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:24,131
Why didn't she just give it to me?
578
00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:25,214
'Cause she's a rascal.
579
00:19:25,263 --> 00:19:26,531
Look at what it says.
580
00:19:27,117 --> 00:19:29,738
"Never use italics, lest
people think you are
581
00:19:29,773 --> 00:19:31,206
a con-man or a clown."
582
00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:32,868
I'm not sure how this applies here.
583
00:19:32,904 --> 00:19:34,071
No. Under that.
584
00:19:34,107 --> 00:19:36,408
"If you are unsure of what
to do in any situation,
585
00:19:36,444 --> 00:19:39,413
consult Sergeant Jeffords."
586
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,435
I trust him completely."
587
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:43,481
Well, that's a kick in the butt.
588
00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:45,269
So what should I do, Sarge?
589
00:19:46,656 --> 00:19:48,791
Tell sanitation you'll
work the case together.
590
00:19:48,825 --> 00:19:50,963
You're the primary,
and HQ can take it out
591
00:19:50,999 --> 00:19:52,165
of the supplemental budget.
592
00:19:52,201 --> 00:19:53,658
- I'll find the room.
- Cool.
593
00:19:53,989 --> 00:19:56,090
Top Dog Terry's back.
594
00:19:57,801 --> 00:19:58,967
Okay, you ready?
595
00:19:59,002 --> 00:20:00,059
Mm-hmm.
596
00:20:01,771 --> 00:20:03,138
Hello.
597
00:20:03,173 --> 00:20:04,240
Oh, my God.
598
00:20:04,481 --> 00:20:05,714
Are you Melvil Dewey?
599
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:07,083
Indeed I am.
600
00:20:07,328 --> 00:20:09,368
I invented the Dewey decimal system,
601
00:20:09,404 --> 00:20:13,407
but right now I'm working on
the Do-me decimal system.
602
00:20:13,443 --> 00:20:14,543
Mm-hmm, yeah.
603
00:20:14,579 --> 00:20:15,579
This is really working for me.
604
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:16,715
- Really?
- Yeah.
605
00:20:16,751 --> 00:20:18,464
- Awesome.
- So, Mr. Dewey,
606
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,834
can you save me from the
terrorists that have taken over
607
00:20:20,870 --> 00:20:22,069
Nakatomi Plaza?
608
00:20:22,105 --> 00:20:23,668
Yes, Holly Gennaro,
609
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:28,835
I just need to file them in the
library... card... catalog.
610
00:20:28,871 --> 00:20:30,165
Yeah, this is really hard to track.
611
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,468
Let's just take our clothes off.
612
00:20:31,504 --> 00:20:32,554
Oh, thank God.
This old jacket is so hot.
613
00:20:32,590 --> 00:20:33,577
Yeah.
614
00:20:33,948 --> 00:20:35,302
- _
- That was magical.
615
00:20:35,518 --> 00:20:37,719
- I can't believe we're back.
- I refuse to accept it.
616
00:20:37,755 --> 00:20:38,988
I'm still coconuting.
617
00:20:39,024 --> 00:20:40,357
This is filled with coffee.
618
00:20:40,393 --> 00:20:41,443
It is very hot.
619
00:20:41,477 --> 00:20:43,145
Coconut is not a good insulator.
620
00:20:43,179 --> 00:20:44,146
No, it's not.
621
00:20:44,526 --> 00:20:46,162
- Captain.
- Peralta, Santiago,
622
00:20:46,198 --> 00:20:47,732
how was the end of the honeymoon?
623
00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:49,068
It was amazing.
624
00:20:49,104 --> 00:20:51,239
Not to brag, but I saw a sea turtle.
625
00:20:51,275 --> 00:20:52,576
Kind of sounds like
you're bragging, babe.
626
00:20:52,612 --> 00:20:54,079
I was. It looked right at me.
627
00:20:54,115 --> 00:20:55,391
How'd it go here?
Did you contact the mayor?
628
00:20:55,427 --> 00:20:57,161
Yes. I voiced my concerns
as soon as I got back.
629
00:20:57,611 --> 00:20:59,512
He heard me out, and
he's put John Kelly's
630
00:20:59,548 --> 00:21:01,659
"vigilant policing" initiative
under review.
631
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,662
Way to go, No Hoots Holt.
632
00:21:04,007 --> 00:21:05,674
- Was Kelly pissed?
- Very much so.
633
00:21:05,710 --> 00:21:08,612
To retaliate, he closed the
bottom floor of the Nine-Nine
634
00:21:08,648 --> 00:21:10,015
for renovations indefinitely.
635
00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:11,351
Everyone's been moved to our bullpen.
636
00:21:11,387 --> 00:21:12,640
Wait. What?
637
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,281
Prepare yourselves.
638
00:21:16,162 --> 00:21:19,064
The Nine-Nine is at war with the NYPD.
639
00:21:21,287 --> 00:21:23,121
Ay caramba.
640
00:21:24,070 --> 00:21:28,070
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