1
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<i>Attention, squad.</i>

2
00:00:01,509 --> 00:00:03,396
<i>Here's where we stand
vis-à-vis whether or not</i>

3
00:00:03,398 --> 00:00:05,207
<i>the precinct will be shut down.</i>

4
00:00:07,594 --> 00:00:08,893
<i>The precinct will be shut down.</i>

5
00:00:08,928 --> 00:00:10,328
<i>- What?
- No!</i>

6
00:00:10,363 --> 00:00:11,829
<i>But I thought the official
hearing wasn't until tonight.</i>

7
00:00:11,864 --> 00:00:13,364
<i>Amy's friend at HQ heard that maybe</i>

8
00:00:13,399 --> 00:00:14,865
<i>the Seven-Four was getting
shut down instead.</i>

9
00:00:14,901 --> 00:00:17,301
<i>There's no way that's true.
Amy doesn't have a friend.</i>

10
00:00:17,337 --> 00:00:18,502
<i>I do so!</i>

11
00:00:18,538 --> 00:00:20,171
<i>Although, I only see her at work events,</i>

12
00:00:20,206 --> 00:00:22,006
<i>and we only talk through email.</i>

13
00:00:22,041 --> 00:00:23,441
<i>Oh, God, she's just a colleague.</i>

14
00:00:23,476 --> 00:00:25,843
<i>Santiago's work acquaintance is correct.</i>

15
00:00:25,878 --> 00:00:27,411
<i>Tonight at 7:00 the
committee is choosing</i>

16
00:00:27,447 --> 00:00:28,980
<i>between us and the Seven-Four,</i>

17
00:00:29,015 --> 00:00:31,482
<i>although the Seven-Four has
a significant advantage.</i>

18
00:00:31,517 --> 00:00:34,051
<i>They house an elite gang task force.</i>

19
00:00:34,087 --> 00:00:35,186
<i>Well, this is on you, sir.</i>

20
00:00:35,221 --> 00:00:36,787
<i>I begged you for a task force,</i>

21
00:00:36,823 --> 00:00:38,756
<i>but no, you wouldn't give me funding for</i>

22
00:00:38,791 --> 00:00:41,559
<i>Strike-Team Thunder-Kill
Alpha, colon, Hard Target.</i>

23
00:00:41,594 --> 00:00:42,760
<i>You never told me what it was for.</i>

24
00:00:42,795 --> 00:00:44,762
<i>It's a strike team that...</i>

25
00:00:44,797 --> 00:00:48,165
<i>kills thunder and puts its
colon on hard targets.</i>

26
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<i>They're gonna split us up</i>

27
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<i>and send us all to different precincts.</i>

28
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<i>This is the last time
I'm gonna stand up here</i>

29
00:00:52,372 --> 00:00:53,604
<i>and look at you guys.</i>

30
00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:56,140
<i>Hitchcock, close your damn legs!</i>

31
00:00:56,175 --> 00:00:57,908
<i>No! This isn't over yet.</i>

32
00:00:57,944 --> 00:00:59,210
<i>Sure, maybe we don't have</i>

33
00:00:59,245 --> 00:01:01,912
<i>Strike-Team Thunder-Kill
Alpha, colon, Hard Target,</i>

34
00:01:01,948 --> 00:01:03,080
<i>but we're the Nine-Nine.</i>

35
00:01:03,116 --> 00:01:05,149
<i>We have Rosa and Charles,</i>

36
00:01:05,184 --> 00:01:08,352
<i>Gina, Amy and Terry, and Carl!</i>

37
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<i>- It's Mark.
- Sorry.</i>

38
00:01:09,389 --> 00:01:10,354
<i>I was just trying to include someone</i>

39
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<i>from outside the inner circle.</i>

40
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<i>There's an inner circle?</i>

41
00:01:12,692 --> 00:01:14,659
<i>The point is we're not rolling over.</i>

42
00:01:14,694 --> 00:01:17,228
<i>We're gonna solve a huge case
before the hearing tonight,</i>

43
00:01:17,263 --> 00:01:19,597
<i>and then the NYPD cannot shut us down.</i>

44
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<i>So come on, Captain, give
me something big and juicy.</i>

45
00:01:22,602 --> 00:01:23,634
<i>What do you got?</i>

46
00:01:23,670 --> 00:01:25,202
<i>A ten-year-old had his bike stolen.</i>

47
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<i>We are S'd in the B.</i>

48
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- sync and corrections by Mr. C -
- www.addic7ed.com -

49
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<i>Hi-do-ho there, Charlie old boy.</i>

50
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<i>Come have a seat.</i>

51
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<i>Beanbags? But these are happy seats.</i>

52
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<i>Why are you happy?</i>

53
00:01:55,301 --> 00:01:57,668
<i>Oh, my God, you figured out
how to save the precinct.</i>

54
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<i>You got a juicy case.</i>

55
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<i>You juiced this mama.</i>

56
00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:01,906
<i>Nope, same unjuicy case.</i>

57
00:02:02,116 --> 00:02:03,883
<i>New juicer attitude.</i>

58
00:02:03,917 --> 00:02:06,184
<i>The way I see it, if this
is to be our last ride</i>

59
00:02:06,219 --> 00:02:08,386
<i>then let us go out in a blaze of glory.</i>

60
00:02:08,421 --> 00:02:09,587
<i>- Ooh.
- Charles, think about</i>

61
00:02:09,623 --> 00:02:10,855
<i>anything you ever
wanted to do on a case.</i>

62
00:02:10,891 --> 00:02:11,856
<i>We're doing it today.</i>

63
00:02:11,892 --> 00:02:13,024
<i>Oh, hence the beanbags.</i>

64
00:02:13,059 --> 00:02:14,759
<i>Hence is right, and also hence</i>

65
00:02:14,794 --> 00:02:16,661
<i>we're gonna drive around in
the coolest undercover car</i>

66
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<i>in the impound lot.</i>

67
00:02:18,231 --> 00:02:19,831
<i>Herbie from "Herbie Fully Loaded."</i>

68
00:02:19,866 --> 00:02:21,332
<i>What? No.</i>

69
00:02:21,368 --> 00:02:23,001
<i>You really think "Herbie Fully
Loaded" was on the impound lot?</i>

70
00:02:23,036 --> 00:02:24,769
<i>- Without a doubt.
- Well, anyway, it's a Mustang.</i>

71
00:02:24,804 --> 00:02:25,904
<i>It's got a stripe down the middle.</i>

72
00:02:25,939 --> 00:02:27,138
<i>- Like Herbie.
- Okay.</i>

73
00:02:27,173 --> 00:02:29,908
<i>One question, can we wear
matching leather jackets?</i>

74
00:02:29,943 --> 00:02:31,542
<i>Oh, man, I don't know if
we're gonna have time</i>

75
00:02:31,578 --> 00:02:33,044
<i>to pull something like that together!</i>

76
00:02:33,079 --> 00:02:34,112
<i>What?</i>

77
00:02:34,147 --> 00:02:35,346
<i>Blaze of glory!</i>

78
00:02:35,382 --> 00:02:37,548
<i>Blaze of glory.</i>

79
00:02:37,584 --> 00:02:39,651
<i>You're not giving us any new cases?</i>

80
00:02:39,686 --> 00:02:42,353
<i>There's nothing to work on.</i>

81
00:02:42,389 --> 00:02:44,656
<i>Damn it! So this is how it ends.</i>

82
00:02:44,691 --> 00:02:47,759
<i>Well, every ending is a new beginning.</i>

83
00:02:47,794 --> 00:02:49,994
<i>Another great
Gina Linetti entrance.</i>

84
00:02:50,030 --> 00:02:52,563
<i>You better savor these while
you still can, sarge.</i>

85
00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:53,866
<i>Gina, I am not in the mood.</i>

86
00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:55,733
<i>How are you so unaffected by all this?</i>

87
00:02:55,769 --> 00:02:57,635
<i>Because I have already moved on.</i>

88
00:02:57,671 --> 00:03:00,405
<i>I'm devoting my energy to
my new project, Ginazon.</i>

89
00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:03,875
<i>It's a one-stop online portal
for my legions of followers.</i>

90
00:03:03,910 --> 00:03:07,145
<i>Speaking of whom, what's up G-Hive?</i>

91
00:03:07,181 --> 00:03:08,480
<i>It's Queen Gee.</i>

92
00:03:08,515 --> 00:03:12,250
<i>So I'm gonna prank all my coworkers.</i>

93
00:03:12,285 --> 00:03:15,320
<i>That sounds like a bad idea
for an already crappy day.</i>

94
00:03:15,355 --> 00:03:17,088
<i>Fine, sarge. I won't do it.</i>

95
00:03:17,123 --> 00:03:19,791
<i>I will do it, so you can count this</i>

96
00:03:19,826 --> 00:03:22,226
<i>as my first prank I guess, unofficially.</i>

97
00:03:22,262 --> 00:03:25,296
<i>Hey, Diaz, HQ isn't
giving us any new cases</i>

98
00:03:25,332 --> 00:03:26,564
<i>because we might shut down.</i>

99
00:03:26,599 --> 00:03:27,732
<i>You have anything?</i>

100
00:03:27,767 --> 00:03:29,467
<i>- No, sorry, I got nothing.
- Oh, man!</i>

101
00:03:29,502 --> 00:03:32,870
<i>I am one arrest away from the
all-time precinct record.</i>

102
00:03:32,906 --> 00:03:34,639
<i>Two more solves woulda
put me over the top.</i>

103
00:03:34,674 --> 00:03:36,107
<i>So? Nothing wrong with second place.</i>

104
00:03:36,142 --> 00:03:37,608
<i>Name one silver medalist.</i>

105
00:03:37,644 --> 00:03:39,610
<i>- Michelle Kwan.
- She fell, Rosa.</i>

106
00:03:39,646 --> 00:03:40,912
<i>She fell so much!</i>

107
00:03:40,947 --> 00:03:42,113
<i>Oh, yeah.</i>

108
00:03:42,148 --> 00:03:43,848
<i>Besides, it's not about
me wanting the record.</i>

109
00:03:43,883 --> 00:03:45,683
<i>It's about who currently has it.</i>

110
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<i>Hitchcock.</i>

111
00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,019
<i>Hitchcock?</i>

112
00:03:48,054 --> 00:03:49,153
<i>How is that possible?</i>

113
00:03:49,189 --> 00:03:51,022
<i>He's been here 20 years longer than me,</i>

114
00:03:51,057 --> 00:03:53,825
<i>and New York City in the '80s
was basically "The Purge."</i>

115
00:03:53,860 --> 00:03:56,027
<i>I always knew I was the
best cop in the Nine-Nine,</i>

116
00:03:56,062 --> 00:03:58,763
<i>and now there's proof.</i>

117
00:03:58,799 --> 00:04:01,633
<i>Oh, man! My pasghetti!</i>

118
00:04:01,668 --> 00:04:03,668
<i>We're getting you that record.</i>

119
00:04:03,703 --> 00:04:05,603
<i>Hey, can I talk to the captain?</i>

120
00:04:05,638 --> 00:04:06,671
<i>Ugh, he's on the phone.</i>

121
00:04:06,706 --> 00:04:08,206
<i>Do you want a coffee while you wait?</i>

122
00:04:08,241 --> 00:04:09,941
<i>They made me an extra one on accident.</i>

123
00:04:09,976 --> 00:04:11,809
<i>Oh, sure.</i>

124
00:04:11,845 --> 00:04:14,078
<i>Thank you.</i>

125
00:04:14,114 --> 00:04:16,814
<i>Oh, my God! What is that?</i>

126
00:04:16,850 --> 00:04:19,517
<i>Cement! You just drank cement!</i>

127
00:04:19,552 --> 00:04:21,786
<i>Guys, check back in to see if she dies.</i>

128
00:04:21,821 --> 00:04:23,388
<i>Ugh!</i>

129
00:04:23,423 --> 00:04:25,723
<i>You're not really gonna
die probably, okay?</i>

130
00:04:25,759 --> 00:04:27,725
<i>Just a little honey for the G-Hive.</i>

131
00:04:27,761 --> 00:04:30,495
<i>Also you can talk to Holt.
He is not on the phone.</i>

132
00:04:30,530 --> 00:04:31,996
<i>What is happening?</i>

133
00:04:32,032 --> 00:04:35,299
<i>It's a little something I call
two pranks for the price of one!</i>

134
00:04:37,704 --> 00:04:39,170
<i>Santiago, I'm on the phone.</i>

135
00:04:39,205 --> 00:04:40,738
<i>Triple prank!</i>

136
00:04:40,774 --> 00:04:42,840
<i>I'm so sorry, sir. I
can come back later.</i>

137
00:04:42,876 --> 00:04:44,475
<i>No, it's too late. The call is ruined.</i>

138
00:04:44,511 --> 00:04:46,811
<i>Good-bye, dear. What do you want?</i>

139
00:04:46,846 --> 00:04:48,579
<i>Well, since there's a good chance</i>

140
00:04:48,616 --> 00:04:49,915
<i>that things are coming to an end,</i>

141
00:04:49,949 --> 00:04:51,816
<i>I just wanted to say thank you</i>

142
00:04:51,851 --> 00:04:53,418
<i>for everything that you've taught me.</i>

143
00:04:53,453 --> 00:04:56,087
<i>I know you may not see
yourself as my mentor, but...</i>

144
00:04:56,122 --> 00:04:58,256
<i>Of course I do. I've been
mentoring you all this time.</i>

145
00:04:58,291 --> 00:05:00,658
<i>What?</i>

146
00:05:00,693 --> 00:05:04,195
<i>This is day 1,282 of a
nine-year mentorship</i>

147
00:05:04,197 --> 00:05:05,630
<i>I</i>

148
00:05:05,665 --> 00:05:07,999
<i>Under ordinary circumstances I
wouldn't reveal this to you</i>

149
00:05:08,034 --> 00:05:09,467
<i>until day 3,300.</i>

150
00:05:09,502 --> 00:05:10,902
<i>It was real.</i>

151
00:05:10,937 --> 00:05:12,503
<i>There was a binder.</i>

152
00:05:12,539 --> 00:05:14,005
<i>Not anymore.</i>

153
00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:15,239
<i>No!</i>

154
00:05:15,275 --> 00:05:17,141
<i>You can still mentor me if
we don't work together.</i>

155
00:05:17,177 --> 00:05:18,576
<i>We could meet for breakfast every day.</i>

156
00:05:18,611 --> 00:05:19,744
<i>You could teach me over eggs.</i>

157
00:05:19,779 --> 00:05:20,945
<i>Eggs for breakfast?</i>

158
00:05:20,980 --> 00:05:21,979
<i>You're further behind than I thought.</i>

159
00:05:22,015 --> 00:05:23,714
<i>Ah! No, look, okay.</i>

160
00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:26,017
<i>There are ten hours left, sir.</i>

161
00:05:26,052 --> 00:05:29,620
<i>If you talk fast enough, you
can teach me everything.</i>

162
00:05:29,656 --> 00:05:31,756
<i>Interesting. Okay.</i>

163
00:05:31,791 --> 00:05:32,990
<i>You'll have to take notes.</i>

164
00:05:33,026 --> 00:05:34,425
<i>Do you think you can keep up?</i>

165
00:05:34,461 --> 00:05:36,627
<i>Let's just say I was president
of the Stenographer's Club</i>

166
00:05:36,663 --> 00:05:38,329
<i>in high school for a reason.</i>

167
00:05:38,364 --> 00:05:41,399
<i>Was the reason because you
were the only member?</i>

168
00:05:41,434 --> 00:05:42,767
<i>Yes.</i>

169
00:05:42,802 --> 00:05:44,702
<i>This is so cool!</i>

170
00:05:44,737 --> 00:05:46,003
<i>I feel like we're in a cologne ad.</i>

171
00:05:46,039 --> 00:05:47,905
<i>Oh, yeah, check this out.</i>

172
00:05:47,941 --> 00:05:49,340
<i>- Whoop!
- Yeah!</i>

173
00:05:49,376 --> 00:05:51,810
<i>Cleaning your teeth in public
like you just don't give a what.</i>

174
00:05:51,845 --> 00:05:54,178
<i>No, it's like a cool toothpick
like Stallone in "Cobra."</i>

175
00:05:54,214 --> 00:05:55,279
<i>Eh, lateral move.</i>

176
00:05:55,315 --> 00:05:57,281
<i>Hey, I know this is just
a stolen bike case,</i>

177
00:05:57,317 --> 00:05:58,483
<i>but you know what we should do?</i>

178
00:05:58,518 --> 00:06:00,651
<i>Stand back-to-back with our guns drawn</i>

179
00:06:00,687 --> 00:06:02,286
<i>while we're surrounded by bad guys.</i>

180
00:06:02,322 --> 00:06:03,521
<i>You know what I call that.</i>

181
00:06:03,556 --> 00:06:04,856
<i>- The man sprinkler.
- Bullet tornado.</i>

182
00:06:04,891 --> 00:06:05,289
<i>Yep, bullet tornado.</i>

183
00:06:05,325 --> 00:06:06,290
<i>p, bullet tornado.</i>

184
00:06:06,326 --> 00:06:07,291
<i>What was yours? I didn't hear it.</i>

185
00:06:07,327 --> 00:06:08,793
<i>Same as you. Bullet tornado.</i>

186
00:06:08,828 --> 00:06:10,428
<i>The important thing is we don't
have to talk about it anymore</i>

187
00:06:10,463 --> 00:06:11,829
<i>'cause we both said the
same excellent name.</i>

188
00:06:11,865 --> 00:06:12,830
<i>- Ah.
- Wait a minute, Boyle.</i>

189
00:06:12,866 --> 00:06:13,865
<i>Is this our bike?</i>

190
00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:15,133
<i>Green grips, orange pegs.</i>

191
00:06:15,168 --> 00:06:16,734
<i>I think it is.</i>

192
00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:21,639
<i>NYPD! Hands on your head!</i>

193
00:06:21,674 --> 00:06:23,474
<i>Hood slide.</i>

194
00:06:23,510 --> 00:06:25,443
<i>Congratulations, punk.</i>

195
00:06:25,478 --> 00:06:28,513
<i>Charles, tell him what he won.</i>

196
00:06:28,548 --> 00:06:30,281
<i>You're supposed to tell him
he's won an all-expenses-paid,</i>

197
00:06:30,316 --> 00:06:31,816
<i>luxury trip to hell. We rehearsed this.</i>

198
00:06:31,851 --> 00:06:33,985
<i>I'm sorry, I know. It just
hit me that it's over.</i>

199
00:06:34,020 --> 00:06:35,486
<i>I wanted the case to last longer.</i>

200
00:06:35,522 --> 00:06:37,421
<i>Come on, it's not necessarily over.</i>

201
00:06:37,457 --> 00:06:39,524
<i>I mean, this guy could
still make a break for it</i>

202
00:06:39,559 --> 00:06:41,759
<i>or take me hostage or...</i>

203
00:06:41,794 --> 00:06:43,661
<i>have a huge bag of heroin.</i>

204
00:06:43,696 --> 00:06:45,163
<i>Oh, my God, it's not over yet.</i>

205
00:06:45,198 --> 00:06:46,831
<i>This just became a giant drug case.</i>

206
00:06:46,866 --> 00:06:48,699
<i>- We can save the Nine-Nine.
- We can save the Nine-Nine!</i>

207
00:06:48,735 --> 00:06:50,635
<i>- This man is our savior.
- And he looks like Jesus.</i>

208
00:06:50,670 --> 00:06:52,036
<i>Yeah, he looks like a hunky Jesus.</i>

209
00:06:52,071 --> 00:06:54,539
<i>- Yeah!
- Thanks for the heroin, Hunky Jesus.</i>

210
00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:57,440
<i>- How'd the interrogation go?
- Awesome.</i>

211
00:06:57,741 --> 00:06:59,997
<i>I got to do something that
I always wanted to do.</i>

212
00:06:59,999 --> 00:07:01,799
<i>You make me sick.</i>

213
00:07:01,834 --> 00:07:04,902
<i>Hee-ya!</i>

214
00:07:04,938 --> 00:07:07,013
<i>He was actually really helpful.
I feel bad.</i>

215
00:07:07,015 --> 00:07:09,149
<i>Anyways, turns out he works
for a dealer named Dom,</i>

216
00:07:09,184 --> 00:07:11,084
<i>who supplies half the
heroin in the city.</i>

217
00:07:11,119 --> 00:07:12,352
<i>If we take him down,</i>

218
00:07:12,387 --> 00:07:13,853
<i>there's no way they close the Nine-Nine.</i>

219
00:07:13,889 --> 00:07:15,221
<i>But the hearing's in six hours.</i>

220
00:07:15,257 --> 00:07:16,723
<i>How do we get the Dom?</i>

221
00:07:16,758 --> 00:07:18,892
<i>Apparently he uses BMX
riders to move his product,</i>

222
00:07:18,927 --> 00:07:20,593
<i>and as it turns out when I was a kid</i>

223
00:07:20,629 --> 00:07:22,495
<i>I was a vert fiend.</i>

224
00:07:22,531 --> 00:07:24,097
<i>That's great news. Please explain that.</i>

225
00:07:24,132 --> 00:07:25,298
<i>- That means I rode BMX.
- Ah.</i>

226
00:07:25,334 --> 00:07:27,033
<i>So we get our perp to text this Dom guy,</i>

227
00:07:27,069 --> 00:07:28,702
<i>tell him to hire me to move his product.</i>

228
00:07:28,737 --> 00:07:30,670
<i>Then I show up, grind a
bunch of gnarly rails.</i>

229
00:07:30,706 --> 00:07:32,339
<i>I'm talking real fluffy ones.</i>

230
00:07:32,374 --> 00:07:33,840
<i>Radical. I bet you're
an awesome fluffer.</i>

231
00:07:33,875 --> 00:07:35,075
<i>- No.
- I bet you fluffed</i>

232
00:07:35,110 --> 00:07:36,543
<i>those other riders right
out of their biker shorts.</i>

233
00:07:36,578 --> 00:07:37,744
<i>- Charles...
- I can picture you</i>

234
00:07:37,779 --> 00:07:39,679
<i>as a teenager fluffing
all of New York City.</i>

235
00:07:39,715 --> 00:07:40,680
<i>Charles, stop talking.</i>

236
00:07:40,716 --> 00:07:42,148
<i>Fluffing has a different meaning.</i>

237
00:07:42,184 --> 00:07:43,783
<i>So I get the job, we take down Dom,</i>

238
00:07:43,819 --> 00:07:46,152
<i>precinct's saved, then
I do an ice pick 360</i>

239
00:07:46,188 --> 00:07:48,054
<i>on the podium at the press conference.</i>

240
00:07:48,090 --> 00:07:50,023
<i>Awesome. One question.</i>

241
00:07:50,058 --> 00:07:51,157
<i>Do you still know how to ride?</i>

242
00:07:51,193 --> 00:07:52,659
<i>Come on, riding a bike,</i>

243
00:07:52,694 --> 00:07:54,194
<i>it's like riding a bike.</i>

244
00:07:54,229 --> 00:07:55,295
<i>Wheelie. No.</i>

245
00:07:55,330 --> 00:07:56,529
<i>Wheelie. No.</i>

246
00:07:56,565 --> 00:07:57,564
<i>Boyle, it's 'cause you're watching.</i>

247
00:07:57,599 --> 00:07:58,565
<i>Okay.</i>

248
00:07:58,600 --> 00:07:59,566
<i>One more try.</i>

249
00:07:59,601 --> 00:08:00,567
<i>One more try.</i>

250
00:08:00,602 --> 00:08:01,568
<i>One more try.</i>

251
00:08:01,603 --> 00:08:02,569
<i>One more try.</i>

252
00:08:02,604 --> 00:08:03,570
<i>One more try.</i>

253
00:08:03,605 --> 00:08:04,571
<i>Did you do it?</i>

254
00:08:04,606 --> 00:08:06,072
<i>Hey, sarge, check it out.</i>

255
00:08:06,108 --> 00:08:07,240
<i>Hitchcock got a tattoo.</i>

256
00:08:07,275 --> 00:08:09,275
<i>Mr. Nine-Nine.</i>

257
00:08:09,311 --> 00:08:12,011
<i>Why are you putting a gun in your mouth?</i>

258
00:08:12,047 --> 00:08:13,613
<i>I'm blowing smoke off the barrel.</i>

259
00:08:13,648 --> 00:08:14,781
<i>It's cool.</i>

260
00:08:14,816 --> 00:08:16,816
<i>The barrel is fully inside your mouth.</i>

261
00:08:16,852 --> 00:08:18,551
<i>You're clearly about to kill yourself.</i>

262
00:08:18,587 --> 00:08:20,487
<i>You're just jealous 'cause
he's got the arrest record</i>

263
00:08:20,522 --> 00:08:21,588
<i>and you don't.</i>

264
00:08:21,623 --> 00:08:23,423
<i>Yeah, suck on this. Click, pow!</i>

265
00:08:24,793 --> 00:08:27,093
<i>You pulled the trigger, man!
That was a suicide!</i>

266
00:08:27,129 --> 00:08:28,995
<i>Sarge, I got a case for you.</i>

267
00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:30,997
<i>Guy had his phone stolen
at a bar last night.</i>

268
00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:32,031
<i>All right!</i>

269
00:08:32,067 --> 00:08:33,166
<i>It's not that big a deal.</i>

270
00:08:33,201 --> 00:08:34,367
<i>I just need to file a police report</i>

271
00:08:34,403 --> 00:08:35,902
<i>for my insurance company.</i>

272
00:08:35,937 --> 00:08:38,638
<i>No, it is a major injustice,
and we're gonna set it right.</i>

273
00:08:38,673 --> 00:08:40,940
<i>It was a crappy old phone. I'd
rather just get a new one.</i>

274
00:08:40,976 --> 00:08:43,042
<i>We're the police and
we're here to help you.</i>

275
00:08:43,078 --> 00:08:44,444
<i>So shut your damn mouth.</i>

276
00:08:44,479 --> 00:08:45,578
<i>Now tell us what he looked like.</i>

277
00:08:45,614 --> 00:08:46,579
<i>I only saw his back.</i>

278
00:08:46,615 --> 00:08:47,814
<i>Uh, he had a blue hoodie on.</i>

279
00:08:47,849 --> 00:08:49,783
<i>Whoo! We got a lead!</i>

280
00:08:57,292 --> 00:08:58,925
<i>Dom just texted.</i>

281
00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,660
<i>The meet-up spot is ten minutes away.</i>

282
00:09:00,695 --> 00:09:01,995
<i>This is so awesome.</i>

283
00:09:02,030 --> 00:09:03,797
<i>When I was a kid, I said I
wanted to be a BMX detective,</i>

284
00:09:03,832 --> 00:09:04,998
<i>and they laughed at me.</i>

285
00:09:05,033 --> 00:09:06,866
<i>Well, who's laughing
now, Kenny Yarborough?</i>

286
00:09:06,902 --> 00:09:08,501
<i>Kenny actually opened up
a chain of salad places.</i>

287
00:09:08,537 --> 00:09:09,536
<i>He's doing quite well for himself.</i>

288
00:09:09,571 --> 00:09:10,737
<i>- Oh.
- Yeah.</i>

289
00:09:10,772 --> 00:09:13,973
<i>Hey, what if they can
tell you're amazing</i>

290
00:09:14,009 --> 00:09:16,109
<i>but a little rusty and
therefore kinda bad?</i>

291
00:09:16,144 --> 00:09:18,578
<i>Not to worry, BMX is 99% attitude.</i>

292
00:09:18,613 --> 00:09:20,747
<i>So here's the plan, my
name is Tyler Omaha,</i>

293
00:09:20,782 --> 00:09:22,382
<i>born and raised in So-Cal.</i>

294
00:09:22,417 --> 00:09:23,450
<i>Point me to a quarter pipe</i>

295
00:09:23,485 --> 00:09:25,518
<i>and I'm gonna tail-whip for days, bro.</i>

296
00:09:25,554 --> 00:09:27,954
<i>And I'm your roller-skating
sidekick, Chip Rockets.</i>

297
00:09:27,989 --> 00:09:30,023
<i>- Welcome aboard, Chip Rockets.
- Thank you.</i>

298
00:09:30,058 --> 00:09:31,224
<i>And you're married to the roller skates?</i>

299
00:09:31,259 --> 00:09:32,792
<i>- A hundred percent.
- Roller skates it is.</i>

300
00:09:32,828 --> 00:09:34,627
<i>Right.</i>

301
00:09:34,663 --> 00:09:35,995
<i>Just 'cause you're only
gonna be in the car.</i>

302
00:09:36,031 --> 00:09:37,330
<i>- A hundred percent, Jake.
- Chip Rockets!</i>

303
00:09:37,365 --> 00:09:39,165
<i>Chip Rockets.</i>

304
00:09:39,201 --> 00:09:41,401
<i>Sorry, dude, we don't
need any new riders.</i>

305
00:09:41,436 --> 00:09:43,102
<i>You know, I used to be pro,</i>

306
00:09:43,138 --> 00:09:44,771
<i>but they said my antics were too gnar.</i>

307
00:09:44,806 --> 00:09:46,406
<i>- Kicked me off the circuit.
- For what?</i>

308
00:09:46,441 --> 00:09:47,474
<i>You know, peeing on the track,</i>

309
00:09:47,509 --> 00:09:49,275
<i>having sex during races,
being hella gnar.</i>

310
00:09:49,311 --> 00:09:50,910
<i>You get it, we all have
gyros on our bikes.</i>

311
00:09:50,946 --> 00:09:53,680
<i>The point is I can cut your
delivery times in half.</i>

312
00:09:53,715 --> 00:09:55,548
<i>Seriously, in half? I
think you're full of it.</i>

313
00:09:55,584 --> 00:09:56,883
<i>I don't think you could even beat Bodie,</i>

314
00:09:56,918 --> 00:09:57,884
<i>and he's my worst guy.</i>

315
00:09:57,919 --> 00:09:58,918
<i>Your worst guy?</i>

316
00:09:58,954 --> 00:10:00,687
<i>Come on, I could take
any of these posers.</i>

317
00:10:00,722 --> 00:10:03,523
<i>Fine, then race Derek.</i>

318
00:10:03,558 --> 00:10:04,757
<i>Nah, I don't wanna trouble Derek.</i>

319
00:10:04,793 --> 00:10:05,758
<i>Let's just stick with Bodie.</i>

320
00:10:05,794 --> 00:10:06,759
<i>First thought, best thought, right?</i>

321
00:10:06,795 --> 00:10:07,994
<i>Let's do this.</i>

322
00:10:08,029 --> 00:10:09,429
It should take 70 seconds

323
00:10:09,464 --> 00:10:11,164
<i>for you to fully gauge
someone's character.</i>

324
00:10:11,199 --> 00:10:12,365
<i>Here's what to look for.</i>

325
00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:14,434
<i>Grammar, posture, scent, attire,</i>

326
00:10:14,469 --> 00:10:16,669
<i>level of perspiration,
type of shirt collar.</i>

327
00:10:16,705 --> 00:10:17,670
<i>What's the best type of shirt collar?</i>

328
00:10:17,706 --> 00:10:18,838
<i>English Spread, obviously,</i>

329
00:10:18,874 --> 00:10:20,540
<i>but let's hold the
questions until the end.</i>

330
00:10:20,575 --> 00:10:22,275
<i>When people say, "Good
morning," they mean, "Hello."</i>

331
00:10:22,310 --> 00:10:24,844
<i>When people say, "How are
you?" they mean, "Hello."</i>

332
00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,312
<i>When people say, "What's up?"</i>

333
00:10:26,348 --> 00:10:28,848
<i>they mean, "I am a person
not worth talking to."</i>

334
00:10:28,884 --> 00:10:31,050
<i>There are two acceptable
sleep positions.</i>

335
00:10:31,086 --> 00:10:32,852
<i>On back, toes up, arms crossed,</i>

336
00:10:32,888 --> 00:10:35,288
<i>or on back, toes up, arms at the side.</i>

337
00:10:35,323 --> 00:10:36,789
<i>Do not trust any child that chews</i>

338
00:10:36,825 --> 00:10:38,458
<i>bubble gum-flavored bubble gum.</i>

339
00:10:38,493 --> 00:10:41,194
<i>Do not trust any adult
that chews gum at all.</i>

340
00:10:41,229 --> 00:10:44,063
<i>Never vacation in Banff.</i>

341
00:10:44,099 --> 00:10:45,598
<i>Okay, you guys know the course.</i>

342
00:10:45,634 --> 00:10:47,600
<i>First one to get to Creston
and 10th rides for me.</i>

343
00:10:47,636 --> 00:10:48,868
<i>Loser is out.</i>

344
00:10:50,105 --> 00:10:52,572
<i>Hey, Bodie, you seem
like a reasonable dude.</i>

345
00:10:52,607 --> 00:10:54,007
<i>Just let me win and
I'll owe you big time.</i>

346
00:10:54,042 --> 00:10:55,842
<i>- I really need this.
- I really need this, too.</i>

347
00:10:55,877 --> 00:10:57,343
<i>I haven't eaten in three days,</i>

348
00:10:57,379 --> 00:10:59,078
<i>and my bookie says if
I don't pay him back</i>

349
00:10:59,114 --> 00:11:00,213
<i>he's gonna kill my dog.</i>

350
00:11:00,248 --> 00:11:01,581
<i>Mm-kay that's very intense.</i>

351
00:11:01,616 --> 00:11:02,815
<i>Please let me win.</i>

352
00:11:02,851 --> 00:11:04,717
<i>Since my mom died, that
dog is my only family.</i>

353
00:11:04,753 --> 00:11:06,219
<i>I am so sorry. I shouldn't have engaged.</i>

354
00:11:06,254 --> 00:11:08,221
<i>- It got way too real.
- I'm gonna lose everything!</i>

355
00:11:08,256 --> 00:11:09,889
<i>Yep, putting on my helmet now.</i>

356
00:11:09,925 --> 00:11:11,991
<i>- Ready, go!
- Whoa!</i>

357
00:11:14,763 --> 00:11:17,497
<i>He's so fast.</i>

358
00:11:17,532 --> 00:11:18,798
<i>Too fast.</i>

359
00:11:22,404 --> 00:11:25,505
<i>I'm losing.</i>

360
00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:27,774
<i>Whoa!</i>

361
00:11:27,809 --> 00:11:29,642
<i>Chip Rockets!</i>

362
00:11:29,678 --> 00:11:31,277
<i>Sorry about your dog, Bodie.</i>

363
00:11:31,313 --> 00:11:33,079
<i>Oh, man, why'd I say that?
Now I feel terrible.</i>

364
00:11:33,114 --> 00:11:35,181
<i>I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win.</i>

365
00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:36,249
<i>Wait, ramp, ramp, ramp, ramp!</i>

366
00:11:36,284 --> 00:11:37,817
<i>Ahhh!</i>

367
00:11:39,821 --> 00:11:42,021
<i>No!</i>

368
00:11:42,057 --> 00:11:43,856
<i>Oh, I see what I did wrong.</i>

369
00:11:43,892 --> 00:11:45,291
<i>I did the jump bad.</i>

370
00:11:46,870 --> 00:11:47,885
<i>You okay, Jake?</i>

371
00:11:47,925 --> 00:11:50,141
<i>Well, aside from the fact
that the Nine-Nine's hearing</i>

372
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,210
<i>is in four hours and we're
definitely getting shut down,</i>

373
00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,245
<i>no, I bruised my thigh.</i>

374
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,546
<i>It's gonna be just fine, Jake.</i>

375
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,415
<i>No, it isn't, Charles.</i>

376
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,384
<i>It's on my right hip.
I sleep on that side.</i>

377
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:00,518
<i>It was stupid of me to think</i>

378
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,253
<i>I could make this the best case ever.</i>

379
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:03,521
<i>Let's just go back to the precinct</i>

380
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,656
<i>so you can make me hot cocoa.</i>

381
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,024
<i>I can't believe I'm gonna say this,</i>

382
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,259
<i>but no, I will not make you hot cocoa.</i>

383
00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:10,161
<i>Charles! I have a bruise!</i>

384
00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:12,063
<i>I won't do it, not when
there's still a chance</i>

385
00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:14,198
<i>- we can save the Nine-Nine.
- What are you talking about?</i>

386
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,767
When I took
down that guy Bodie...

387
00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,235
<i>Chip Rockets!</i>

388
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,604
I planted a bug
with a GPS tracker on it.

389
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:22,040
<i>Chip Rockets, you beautiful bastard.</i>

390
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,307
<i>Chip actually is a bastard.</i>

391
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:24,542
<i>Never knew either of his parents.</i>

392
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,576
<i>Raised by the rink.</i>

393
00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:27,211
<i>Ooh, badass backstory.</i>

394
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,212
<i>Stole it from a TV movie.</i>

395
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,213
<i>It was about ice dancing,</i>

396
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,682
<i>but I adapted it for the hardwood.</i>

397
00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:32,650
<i>That makes it way worse, but
I'm gonna move past it.</i>

398
00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:34,752
<i>Let's track down Bodie
and save the precinct.</i>

399
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:37,121
<i>Okay, we're making
progress on your phone.</i>

400
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,456
<i>We went to the bar where it was taken...</i>

401
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,124
<i>Wait, why are you in handcuffs?</i>

402
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,526
<i>Because I've been arrested.</i>

403
00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:42,527
<i>What? By who?</i>

404
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,128
<i>Hitchcock, baby.</i>

405
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,097
<i>I busted his butt for filing
a false police report.</i>

406
00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:48,466
<i>He broke his phone, but insurance
wouldn't reimburse him</i>

407
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,101
<i>unless he reported it as stolen.</i>

408
00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:51,202
<i>Are you serious?</i>

409
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:52,770
<i>How the hell did you
solve this, Hitchcock?</i>

410
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:54,238
<i>Good old-fashioned detective work.</i>

411
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,440
<i>Yeah, they have no idea.</i>

412
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,608
<i>They think the phone
was actually stolen.</i>

413
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,477
<i>You're under arrest, jerk-o.</i>

414
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,946
<i>Don't even think about it.</i>

415
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:03,881
<i>He thought the bathroom was
empty because we use the toilet</i>

416
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,583
<i>with our feet up on the stall door.</i>

417
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,385
<i>Explain any further and I
will kneecap you both.</i>

418
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,053
<i>You can't boss me around.</i>

419
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,556
<i>I'm the greatest detective
in the history of here.</i>

420
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:14,759
<i>Mr. Nine-Nine, out.</i>

421
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,260
<i>Okay, according to the tracker,</i>

422
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,995
<i>Bodie's at a warehouse on 11th Street.</i>

423
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,031
<i>ESU is on site and waiting for our go.</i>

424
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:21,466
<i>Great, time to gear up.</i>

425
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,434
<i>It's not the best case
ever without some toys.</i>

426
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,738
<i>Oh, yeah. Toys for boys.</i>

427
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:27,839
<i>I don't know if I like that.</i>

428
00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:28,940
<i>- Adult toys.
- Still sounds wrong.</i>

429
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,475
<i>- Male toys.
- You know what?</i>

430
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,909
<i>Let's just not call them toys.
That's my fault, I started it.</i>

431
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,277
<i>You got it, we'll just
call them playthings.</i>

432
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,645
<i>We will not. Let's do this.</i>

433
00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:37,148
<i>Sniper binoculars.</i>

434
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:39,083
<i>Here, Charles, tell
me how far away I am.</i>

435
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,284
<i>Too close to measure.</i>

436
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,652
<i>They really work.</i>

437
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:44,856
<i>That's everything.</i>

438
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:46,991
<i>Let's do this.</i>

439
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,132
<i>This is way too much stuff.</i>

440
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,466
<i>Yeah.</i>

441
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,301
<i>And it's too heavy to
carry all the way back.</i>

442
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,841
<i>Terry.</i>

443
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,543
<i>Five minutes left. What have I missed?</i>

444
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:06,844
<i>- Professional handshake.
- We did that.</i>

445
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,646
<i>Fingers with a half-centimeter spread,</i>

446
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,481
<i>up, down, then separate.</i>

447
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,783
<i>Good. Acceptable fabrics?</i>

448
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:12,784
<i>Cotton or cotton blend.</i>

449
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:13,985
<i>Wool is for outerwear only,</i>

450
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,853
<i>and silk is for sex
workers or musicians.</i>

451
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,088
<i>Right. Good desserts?</i>

452
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:18,256
<i>There are none.</i>

453
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,724
<i>If you are hungry, you
should have had more dinner.</i>

454
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,058
<i>That's it! We're done.</i>

455
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,493
<i>You've been mentored.</i>

456
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,462
<i>Oh, my God! We did it!</i>

457
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,997
<i>I can't believe we did it!</i>

458
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,933
<i>Oh, no, we did it.</i>

459
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:30,535
<i>It's over.</i>

460
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,203
<i>Yes, I agree.</i>

461
00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:34,539
<i>Up, down, separation.</i>

462
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,544
<i>Separation.</i>

463
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:42,380
<i>Oh, girl, you look so sad.</i>

464
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:43,781
<i>You know what would cheer you up?</i>

465
00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:45,850
<i>a nice bowl of miso soup.</i>

466
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,252
<i>No thanks, Gina. I'm not in the mood.</i>

467
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,987
<i>So, Gina, is that soup up for grabs?</i>

468
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,322
<i>Scully, no.</i>

469
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:54,158
<i>My followers are sick of
watching you eat cement.</i>

470
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,528
<i>There they are.</i>

471
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,530
<i>We are .1524 kilometers away.</i>

472
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,933
<i>I have no idea what that means,
but it's still pretty cool.</i>

473
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,501
<i>Charles, can you hear
what they're saying?</i>

474
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:04,602
<i>- Uh, no.
- Really?</i>

475
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:05,870
<i>It looks like they're talking.</i>

476
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,138
<i>They're not. They're
definitely not talking.</i>

477
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:08,606
<i>I can see their lips moving.</i>

478
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,741
<i>Wait a minute, why won't you
tell me what they're saying?</i>

479
00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,610
<i>They're making fun of Tyler Omaha.</i>

480
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,579
<i>Oh, what? I thought I was pretty good.</i>

481
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:15,980
<i>Me too!</i>

482
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:17,715
<i>And you definitely don't look
anything like Rachel Maddow.</i>

483
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,283
<i>Oh, come on!</i>

484
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,219
<i>Hold on. Something's happening.</i>

485
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,720
<i>That's a huge bag.</i>

486
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,689
<i>If that's full of heroin, we
could really save the precinct.</i>

487
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,357
<i>Oh, I can just hear Holt now.</i>

488
00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:28,793
<i>"I'm proud of you, Peralta.
You are my hero."</i>

489
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:29,994
<i>The guy is obsessed with me.</i>

490
00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:31,562
<i>All right, we gotta make the bust now.</i>

491
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,864
<i>We only have 30 minutes
left till the hearing.</i>

492
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,198
<i>No, no, no, no, wait, stand down.</i>

493
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,100
<i>It's not heroin in the bags. It's money.</i>

494
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:37,568
<i>Yeah, that's millions in drug money.</i>

495
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,936
<i>We can still arrest them for that.</i>

496
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,204
<i>- Let's do it.
- No.</i>

497
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,706
<i>If they have that much money on them,</i>

498
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,674
<i>it means they're probably gonna
meet up with their supplier.</i>

499
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,109
<i>Can you hear what they're saying?</i>

500
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:46,911
<i>Yeah, I'm trying to make it out.</i>

501
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,412
<i>Sounds like... oh, you're right.</i>

502
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,248
<i>They're getting a shipment at 8:30.</i>

503
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,916
<i>Whoa, Dom's one of the
biggest dealers in New York.</i>

504
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,951
<i>Whoever their supplier
is is gonna be huge.</i>

505
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,020
<i>- We gotta wait.
- But that's two hours from now.</i>

506
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:58,823
<i>We'll miss the hearing.
Let's just arrest Dom.</i>

507
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:00,658
<i>We'd be getting a major
player off the streets.</i>

508
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,660
<i>I mean, isn't that the job?</i>

509
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,862
<i>So what are you saying?</i>

510
00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:08,599
<i>I'm saying the Nine-Nine's
gonna get shut down.</i>

511
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,101
<i>Damn it!</i>

512
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,836
<i>I know, it sucks, but it's
the right thing to do.</i>

513
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,771
<i>No, not that, they're making
fun of Chip Rockets now.</i>

514
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,873
<i>- These drug dealers are so mean.
- Right!</i>

515
00:16:16,790 --> 00:16:19,241
<i>So it turned out this was
the last ride after all,</i>

516
00:16:19,243 --> 00:16:20,909
<i>but it's a big bust,</i>

517
00:16:20,944 --> 00:16:23,512
<i>and at least we're going
out in a blaze of glory.</i>

518
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:26,214
<i>Yeah. It feels more
like a blaze of crap.</i>

519
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:29,384
<i>Ah, you're gonna be fine.
You're gonna get a new partner.</i>

520
00:16:29,419 --> 00:16:31,119
<i>His name's gonna be Heath or Ryan.</i>

521
00:16:31,155 --> 00:16:33,288
<i>He's gonna know everything
about "Die Hard,"</i>

522
00:16:33,323 --> 00:16:34,756
<i>and he's gonna be super cool.</i>

523
00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:36,158
<i>Jean jacket cool.</i>

524
00:16:36,193 --> 00:16:38,527
<i>Yeah, yeah, you could be right.</i>

525
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:40,428
<i>And hey, you'll get a cool,
new partner too, right?</i>

526
00:16:40,464 --> 00:16:42,164
<i>- Eh.
- He'll love fine dining</i>

527
00:16:42,199 --> 00:16:43,498
<i>and musical theater</i>

528
00:16:43,534 --> 00:16:46,268
<i>and hearing about every explicit
detail of your sex life</i>

529
00:16:46,303 --> 00:16:47,903
<i>over and over and over.</i>

530
00:16:47,938 --> 00:16:48,904
<i>Just like you.</i>

531
00:16:48,939 --> 00:16:50,438
<i>Yeah, yeah, just like me.</i>

532
00:16:50,474 --> 00:16:52,007
<i>Yes, you're right. It's gonna be fine.</i>

533
00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:54,442
<i>I'm gonna be totally fine without you.</i>

534
00:16:54,478 --> 00:16:57,212
<i>I'm gonna check the distance
on the warehouse there.</i>

535
00:16:57,247 --> 00:16:58,213
<i>Copy.</i>

536
00:16:58,248 --> 00:17:00,482
<i>Yep, the building hasn't moved.</i>

537
00:17:00,517 --> 00:17:05,520
<i>It's still .1524 kilometers...
... away.</i>

538
00:17:05,556 --> 00:17:07,155
<i>Wait, are you just holding
up the binoculars</i>

539
00:17:07,191 --> 00:17:08,156
<i>so I can't see you cry?</i>

540
00:17:08,192 --> 00:17:09,624
<i>No!</i>

541
00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:11,526
<i>Yeah, I didn't think so.</i>

542
00:17:11,562 --> 00:17:12,928
<i>Come to think of it,</i>

543
00:17:12,963 --> 00:17:16,598
<i>I'm gonna double-check our
building distance as well.</i>

544
00:17:16,633 --> 00:17:18,200
<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

545
00:17:22,272 --> 00:17:24,272
<i>I see you filming, Linetti.</i>

546
00:17:24,308 --> 00:17:25,841
<i>- What's in the yogurt?
- Normal stuff.</i>

547
00:17:25,876 --> 00:17:27,809
<i>Nothing you'd use to
make a sidewalk with.</i>

548
00:17:27,845 --> 00:17:30,779
<i>Attention squad, I just got
word from Peralta and Boyle.</i>

549
00:17:30,814 --> 00:17:32,647
<i>Did they make their bust?
They save the precinct?</i>

550
00:17:32,683 --> 00:17:34,850
<i>No, they decided to try to
bring in a bigger fish.</i>

551
00:17:34,885 --> 00:17:35,851
<i>They're not gonna make the hearing.</i>

552
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:38,119
<i>So Jake's doing the right thing</i>

553
00:17:38,155 --> 00:17:40,222
<i>instead of the selfish thing?</i>

554
00:17:40,257 --> 00:17:41,590
<i>You did this to him.</i>

555
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,191
<i>Look, I know we all want
this precinct to survive,</i>

556
00:17:43,227 --> 00:17:44,626
<i>but I'm proud of them.</i>

557
00:17:44,661 --> 00:17:47,329
<i>Loyalty to your friends and
fellow officers is important,</i>

558
00:17:47,364 --> 00:17:51,032
<i>but more important is our
loyalty to this city</i>

559
00:17:51,068 --> 00:17:52,300
<i>and its citizens.</i>

560
00:17:52,336 --> 00:17:54,536
<i>So I guess what I'm trying to say is</i>

561
00:17:54,571 --> 00:17:57,372
<i>let's go get drunk.</i>

562
00:17:57,407 --> 00:17:58,974
<i>See anything?</i>

563
00:17:59,009 --> 00:18:01,676
<i>Nope. You?</i>

564
00:18:01,712 --> 00:18:04,246
<i>No, I just love these
binoculars so much.</i>

565
00:18:04,281 --> 00:18:05,814
<i>I don't wanna put them down, you know?</i>

566
00:18:05,849 --> 00:18:07,616
<i>Oh, man, when this case is over,</i>

567
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,184
<i>I'm gonna miss these binoculars.</i>

568
00:18:09,219 --> 00:18:10,752
<i>Me too.</i>

569
00:18:12,723 --> 00:18:13,755
<i>It's almost 8;30.</i>

570
00:18:13,790 --> 00:18:14,890
<i>We're gonna get into position.</i>

571
00:18:14,925 --> 00:18:16,057
<i>Okay, thanks, Marv.</i>

572
00:18:16,093 --> 00:18:17,225
<i>Are you guys crying?</i>

573
00:18:17,261 --> 00:18:20,395
<i>I said thanks, Marv! That means move on.</i>

574
00:18:26,937 --> 00:18:30,038
<i>I'm sorry that our last case
wasn't our best case ever.</i>

575
00:18:30,073 --> 00:18:32,641
<i>No, don't say that.</i>

576
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,509
<i>Every case with you is
the best case ever.</i>

577
00:18:34,544 --> 00:18:37,045
<i>Oh.</i>

578
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,915
<i>Now come on, we still have a
drug dealer to bust, right?</i>

579
00:18:39,950 --> 00:18:41,082
<i>You know what that means.</i>

580
00:18:41,118 --> 00:18:42,450
<i>- Bullet tornado!
- Man sprinkler!</i>

581
00:18:42,486 --> 00:18:44,619
<i>Bullet tornado, that's
what I said both times.</i>

582
00:18:44,655 --> 00:18:46,454
<i>Okay, Marv, go, go, go, go, go!</i>

583
00:18:46,490 --> 00:18:50,058
<i>NYPD! Down! Everybody, down!</i>

584
00:18:50,093 --> 00:18:52,193
<i>Hey.</i>

585
00:18:52,229 --> 00:18:53,929
<i>Congratulations on getting the record.</i>

586
00:18:53,964 --> 00:18:55,397
<i>What are you talking about?</i>

587
00:18:55,432 --> 00:18:57,032
<i>I came up short.</i>

588
00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:59,267
<i>Hitchcock beat me.</i>

589
00:18:59,303 --> 00:19:00,568
<i>What are all these?</i>

590
00:19:00,604 --> 00:19:01,803
<i>B&E I worked last year.</i>

591
00:19:01,838 --> 00:19:03,738
<i>You noticed a clue I missed.</i>

592
00:19:03,774 --> 00:19:05,440
<i>Arson I solved last summer.</i>

593
00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:08,243
<i>You gave me advice on how to
break the guy in interrogation.</i>

594
00:19:08,278 --> 00:19:10,078
<i>Blackmail from '09.</i>

595
00:19:10,113 --> 00:19:11,413
<i>You said the nanny did it,</i>

596
00:19:11,448 --> 00:19:13,748
<i>and guess what, the nanny did it.</i>

597
00:19:13,784 --> 00:19:14,983
<i>I don't understand.</i>

598
00:19:15,018 --> 00:19:16,318
<i>You didn't just work your own cases.</i>

599
00:19:16,353 --> 00:19:18,520
<i>You helped me and Jake</i>

600
00:19:18,555 --> 00:19:20,055
<i>and Charles and Amy.</i>

601
00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:22,891
<i>There are hundreds of cases
that wouldn't have been solved</i>

602
00:19:22,926 --> 00:19:23,892
<i>without you.</i>

603
00:19:23,927 --> 00:19:25,160
<i>You add all that up,</i>

604
00:19:25,195 --> 00:19:26,561
<i>that's a record nobody's
ever gonna touch.</i>

605
00:19:26,596 --> 00:19:28,596
<i>Congratulations, Mr. Nine-Nine.</i>

606
00:19:28,632 --> 00:19:30,231
<i>Thanks, Diaz.</i>

607
00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:34,502
<i>Hey, guys, sorry we couldn't,
you know, save the precinct.</i>

608
00:19:34,538 --> 00:19:36,538
<i>Nothing to be sorry about.</i>

609
00:19:36,573 --> 00:19:38,740
<i>Your moral compass is on fire right now.</i>

610
00:19:38,775 --> 00:19:40,475
<i>Okay, forget I said anything.
This is better.</i>

611
00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:42,177
<i>At least we had an awesome bust.</i>

612
00:19:42,212 --> 00:19:43,745
<i>Yeah, we went back-to-back.</i>

613
00:19:43,780 --> 00:19:46,581
<i>Oh, man, we must look so cool.</i>

614
00:19:46,616 --> 00:19:47,882
<i>You finally did the man sprinkler.</i>

615
00:19:47,918 --> 00:19:49,617
<i>What? I never called it that.</i>

616
00:19:49,653 --> 00:19:51,119
<i>Attention, squad.</i>

617
00:19:51,154 --> 00:19:52,954
<i>I just got off the phone
with One Police Plaza.</i>

618
00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:54,489
<i>The hearing is over, and
here's where we stand</i>

619
00:19:54,524 --> 00:19:56,791
<i>vis-à-vis the precinct being shut down.</i>

620
00:19:56,827 --> 00:19:59,361
<i>The precinct will not be shut down.</i>

621
00:19:59,396 --> 00:20:00,562
<i>- Oh!
- Yeah!</i>

622
00:20:00,597 --> 00:20:02,430
<i>They decided to shut down
the Seven-Four instead.</i>

623
00:20:02,466 --> 00:20:03,932
<i>Wait, I don't understand.</i>

624
00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:05,967
<i>Apparently the community
came to our aid.</i>

625
00:20:06,003 --> 00:20:07,669
<i>There was a swell of online support</i>

626
00:20:07,704 --> 00:20:10,605
<i>orchestrated by an organization
called "Gina-zone."</i>

627
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:13,308
<i>I think you mean Ginazon.</i>

628
00:20:13,343 --> 00:20:15,944
<i>I was behind the bar the whole time.</i>

629
00:20:15,979 --> 00:20:17,912
<i>Another great Gina Linetti entrance.</i>

630
00:20:17,948 --> 00:20:20,015
<i>I told you, you can't be back here.</i>

631
00:20:20,050 --> 00:20:21,850
<i>And I told you, I already am.</i>

632
00:20:21,885 --> 00:20:22,917
<i>What did you do?</i>

633
00:20:22,953 --> 00:20:24,119
<i>I was live-streaming a prank</i>

634
00:20:24,154 --> 00:20:25,587
<i>when Captain Holt made his big speech</i>

635
00:20:25,622 --> 00:20:27,322
<i>about how you did the
right thing for the city.</i>

636
00:20:27,357 --> 00:20:28,523
<i>I guess people were moved.</i>

637
00:20:28,558 --> 00:20:30,058
<i>They were like, "What
can we do to help?"</i>

638
00:20:30,093 --> 00:20:31,726
<i>And I said, "Call the
commissioner's office."</i>

639
00:20:31,762 --> 00:20:33,461
<i>The G-Hive is real.</i>

640
00:20:33,497 --> 00:20:35,997
<i>I can't believe you did it.
Gina, you're a legend.</i>

641
00:20:36,033 --> 00:20:37,732
<i>To the Nine-Nine!</i>

642
00:20:37,768 --> 00:20:39,768
<i>Nine-Nine!</i>

643
00:20:41,705 --> 00:20:46,041
<i>Y'all just drank cement!</i>

644
00:20:48,078 --> 00:20:50,211
<i>Santiago, the precinct's been saved.</i>

645
00:20:50,247 --> 00:20:51,212
<i>Why are you so glum?</i>

646
00:20:51,248 --> 00:20:52,914
<i>Because our mentorship is over.</i>

647
00:20:52,949 --> 00:20:54,749
<i>I blew it all in one day.</i>

648
00:20:54,785 --> 00:20:56,384
<i>Yes, volume one of our mentorship.</i>

649
00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:58,286
<i>- There's more volumes?
- Of course.</i>

650
00:20:58,321 --> 00:21:01,356
<i>You think I could fit
it all in one binder?</i>

651
00:21:01,391 --> 00:21:03,691
<i>Okay, good.</i>

652
00:21:03,727 --> 00:21:04,993
<i>You don't seem very excited.</i>

653
00:21:05,028 --> 00:21:08,231
<i>Oh, I was just adhering
to section 7, page 145.</i>

654
00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:10,262
<i>No emotional displays in the work place.</i>

655
00:21:10,265 --> 00:21:12,099
<i>Excellent. I tought you well.</i>

656
00:21:12,101 --> 00:21:15,818
<i>Now, if you excuse me, uh...
I have some work to do.</i>

657
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:17,934
<i>On the roof.</i>

658
00:21:24,813 --> 00:21:26,110
<i>Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!</i>