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Morning, Scully.
How was your weekend?
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Oh, fun. Kelly and I hit
the park, went for a long walk.
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Fell asleep watching TV.
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Oh. Sounds like a fun
weekend with Kelly.
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So, Kelly. Is that
Scully's wife or his dog?
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Uh...
Wait.
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No one knows
Scully's wife's name?
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I think Kelly is his dog.
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Went for a long walk.
That's what you do with a dog.
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You can go on a long
walk with a person.
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At sunset.
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Talking about nothing.
And everything.
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Sounds awful.
Hit the park. That's a dog.
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My wife takes the babies
to the park all the time.
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All right, we're doing this.
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Let's play "wife or dog."
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Hey, so Scully,
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what do you do
at the park with Kelly?
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Oh, we just walk around.
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She gets antsy if she doesn't
get outside enough.
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And then it's just
yap, yap, yap, all day long.
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Hey,
what's Kelly's favorite food?
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Peanut butter. She'll eat it
right out of the jar.
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How old is Kelly again?
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Well, she's getting up there,
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but she's pretty spry
for her age.
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Especially considering she got
hit by that car a year ago.
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Oh, that's so awful.
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Was she chasing something
into the street, or...
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No. Just getting me
the newspaper.
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All right, this is useless.
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Scully, is Kelly
your wife or your dog?
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How can you ask me that?
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I still don't know
which it is.
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- Could be either.
- I could not tell you.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Okay, what do you got?
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Yup.
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Oh, sir, are you
looking for your glasses?
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I borrowed them to do
an impression of you.
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It killed.
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Peralta, give me my glasses.
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Peralta, give me back
my glasses.
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Okay.
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All right, lay out
the steroids case.
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It's a major operation.
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And one of the biggest
black market distributors
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in all of Brooklyn.
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And it's centered at a gym
called Brooklyn total body.
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The center of our investigation
is a guy named Brandon jacoby.
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He did seven years
at Rikers for assault.
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We spent two weeks undercover
infiltrating the gym.
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"Gym-filtrating" it.
I coined that.
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I think it'll really catch on
if more people infiltrated gyms.
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We believe that jacoby can
link us to the distributors,
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but he only talks to trainers
and other muscle heads.
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So we want to
bring in the sarge.
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His name will be
Trent Carter.
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A personal trainer, bouncer,
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and assistant manager
at petsmart.
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It's the economy.
What can you do?
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Gentlemen, have a seat.
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Sergeant Jeffords is just
getting back in the field.
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What if he panics again?
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Why is everyone so worried
about the sarge?
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I mean, he saved your life
at the rail yard.
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Okay. It's your case.
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But if anything goes wrong,
it's on you.
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Trust me, the sergeant
will be fine.
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If you want to worry about
anyone panicking in the field
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it should be Boyle.
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Damn straight.
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Wait, why'd
high five that?
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'Cause you're a sucker
for a high five.
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Damn straight I am.
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Captain, I need a favor.
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My apartment got
broken into last night.
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Gina, that's terrible.
Are you okay?
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I'm fine,
but I suffered the loss
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of many treasured items.
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Such as my grandma's jewelry,
some cash,
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and this very fancy gown
with, like, a magic eye print.
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Do you have any connections
in the FBI or CIA?
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There's no one else I can
turn to to solve this crime.
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Gina, you work
in a police precinct.
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You can turn
to anyone here.
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You think these
buffoons can help?
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They're buffoons.
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They are not buffoons.
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Try the heel.
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Still don't feel anything.
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Awesome. I wish I had
nerve damage.
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Some of them are buffoons.
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But I'll find the non-buffoons
to investigate.
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Could you ask Scully
to return my thumbtacks?
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I already put 'em
in a biohazard bag
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and tossed 'em
in the furnace.
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Good call.
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You ready, sarge?
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I was born ready.
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And then I was not
born ready for a while,
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but now I'm back
to being born ready.
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Yes! The ebony falcon
soars again.
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The ebony falcon.
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His feathers are muscles.
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Let's talk strategy
later tonight at my house.
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My wife's working late,
I'm on daddy duty.
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But you're ready
for this, right?
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Absolutely.
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I just need to put my precious
babies to bed with a story.
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The ebony falcon needs
to read go, dog, go.
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Yeah, he does.
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Terry Jeffords is back!
Chest bump me.
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You don't want
to do this, man.
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No, I really do.
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It hurts you every time.
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No, I know, but I'm fired up.
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The adrenaline is gonna
carry me through.
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Here we go.
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No signs of forced entry
at the door.
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But the window was jimmied.
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You don't have locks
on your windows.
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Way to blame the victim.
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Sorry I'm not rich
like you, miss 1%.
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They cost $8.
You have a fur bedspread.
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Why do you have so many
lycra bodysuits?
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And why do you need eight
full drawers of underwear?
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Because I'm civilized.
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Less talky-talk,
more solvey-solve.
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We need an itemized list
of everything that was stolen.
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I already gave it
to Captain Holt.
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$160 in cash, one TV,
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one large painting
of a naked lady on a lion,
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one set of Joseph Gordon-levitt
nesting dolls...
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Wow.
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Homemade and irreplaceable.
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One music box that plays
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she works hard for the money
when opened.
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One knockoff
designer clutch...
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Can't you just buy
another knockoff?
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No, I can't, silly sue.
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'Cause the label no longer
makes the original,
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so the sweatshop no longer
makes the knockoff.
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Can you estimate the value
of everything that was taken?
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Emotionally, $700 million.
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Somebody at the door.
Yeah.
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Hey, sarge.
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Sorry about the mess.
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Hi, Cagney. Hi, Lacey.
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Hey, your kids like
the same kind of cereal as me.
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Well, we just
finished story time.
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I'm gonna kiss
the girls night-night,
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then we can get down
to business.
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All right,
time for night-night, girls.
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He is so strong
but so gentle.
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He's like an enormous,
muscular Ellen Degeneres.
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You know, I just want
to let you guys know
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that I love you girls
so, so muc
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okay? So sleep tight.
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You know, daddy will never
leave you, right, girls?
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Night-night, daddy.
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Gosh. Really makes you
understand what he went through.
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I'm worried about Terry.
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We can't let anything bad
happen to him.
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Jake, where are you?
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In here.
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Oh...
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This is a classy tepee.
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Should we get these
instead of desks at work?
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We have to get Terry
off this case.
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What? Why?
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Look, I thought
he was a weirdo
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for having his year-long
freak-out, but I get it now.
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He has children. What happens
to them if he gets hurt?
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I'll have to
take care of them.
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Or his wife or other family
or his more mature friends,
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but interesting point.
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Why is this just
hitting you now?
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I don't know, I guess I just
hadn't seen his kids in so long
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he never takes them around
the precinct for some reason.
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Because of
all the guns and danger.
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If you have concerns, maybe you
should talk to Terry about it.
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No. And you can't either.
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If he finds out
we're worried about him,
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it'll get in his head
and freak him out.
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He'll lose his edge
and panic.
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Yeah, that's why I've never
tried to develop an edge.
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You can't lose
what you don't have.
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No surprises.
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What are you guys
talking about?
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Work. International
taxes and tariffs.
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Work.
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Heh.
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So...
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What's the plan at the gym?
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Well, I say
we slow-play it.
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You know?
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Do a little more setup,
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a little surveillance,
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wait a couple months and see
if they turn themselves in.
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Listen, man, I know
everybody's worried about me
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being psychologically
ready for this.
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But I promise you I am.
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No matter what happens,
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no matter how many
bullets are flying,
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I'm gonna be right there
in the middle of everything.
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I got your back.
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No, it's not even that,
you know, it's just...
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Well, frankly, I'm not so sure
that everyone at the gym
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is gonna buy you as a trainer.
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You've been sitting behind
that desk for so long
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you've gotten
a little tubby.
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Right? It's like,
love handle alert!
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Do you have a bone
there somehow?
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Jake, I promise.
I'm good.
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Oops.
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I gotta put this stuffed giraffe
between my two girls.
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They both like to snuggle
against his head.
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Here comes Mr. snuggles.
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Here comes
Mr. snuggles.
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Okay, thanks.
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Crime tech report from
your apartment came back.
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Apparently they found
a strand of hair
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belonging to Mario Lopez.
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I bought a lock of his hair
at an auction.
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That's cool it's real.
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What'd they say
about the prints?
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None of the partials
returned any matches.
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Nobody in your building
saw anything. We've hit a wall.
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So what do we do next?
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Do I just look
for another apartment?
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Should I buy a handgun?
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Should I buy
a shotgun?
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Should I buy an uzi?
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Look, Gina,
we've done all we can.
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This is how it goes
with most B and es.
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Mm. All right.
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C'est la vie. Let me grab
your badge numbers.
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'Cause I will be filing
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an official civilian
complaint with the Captain.
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Why did I just receive
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a civilian complaint
about you two?
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I can answer this.
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Because your assistant
is a goblin.
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Captain, we swept the scene,
ran the prints,
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canvassed the building.
We followed procedure.
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"Procedure" is just a fancy word
for proper order to do things.
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Yes, that is it's definition.
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This is a miscarriage
of justice.
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I'm gonna haunt your dreams.
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You sure you can lift
this much weight?
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Are you kidding me?
253
00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:15,975
I was the strongest kid in
my camp seven summers in a row.
254
00:09:15,976 --> 00:09:17,309
It would've been eight
255
00:09:17,310 --> 00:09:19,078
if that freak Rebecca Lobelman
hadn't showed up.
256
00:09:19,112 --> 00:09:21,313
Let's put in work.
257
00:09:21,314 --> 00:09:22,314
And here we go.
258
00:09:22,315 --> 00:09:23,349
One.
259
00:09:23,350 --> 00:09:25,017
And I'm done. That's it.
260
00:09:25,018 --> 00:09:27,019
Oh, good rep.
Don't wanna get too bulky.
261
00:09:27,020 --> 00:09:29,388
Two things.
262
00:09:29,389 --> 00:09:31,423
First, this gym's wipe-down
policy is criminally lax.
263
00:09:31,424 --> 00:09:32,591
So I rewrote it.
264
00:09:32,592 --> 00:09:34,059
Second, I lowered
the temperature
265
00:09:34,060 --> 00:09:35,594
of the water fountain
by two degrees.
266
00:09:35,629 --> 00:09:37,129
Still waiting on feedback,
267
00:09:37,163 --> 00:09:39,765
but I see a lot
of refreshed faces.
268
00:09:39,766 --> 00:09:41,327
Also Brandon jacoby
should be here soon.
269
00:09:41,334 --> 00:09:43,335
How was that not
one of your two things?
270
00:09:43,336 --> 00:09:45,037
I gave his regular trainer
the day off,
271
00:09:45,038 --> 00:09:47,272
I told him Trent
would be filling in.
272
00:09:47,273 --> 00:09:50,142
It was an interesting
interaction.
273
00:09:50,143 --> 00:09:52,911
Well, according to my new
cloud-based scheduling system,
274
00:09:52,946 --> 00:09:55,681
your trainer is out,
and Trent will be filling in.
275
00:09:59,285 --> 00:10:02,755
I spent 40 minutes making that
water bottle pyramid display.
276
00:10:02,756 --> 00:10:04,223
This guy is a psycho.
277
00:10:04,257 --> 00:10:06,025
You know the best way
to deal with psychos.
278
00:10:06,026 --> 00:10:08,961
The silent treatment. We should
draw him out by not engaging.
279
00:10:08,995 --> 00:10:10,396
Nope.
280
00:10:10,397 --> 00:10:12,531
The longer we wait the more
likely our cover gets blown.
281
00:10:12,532 --> 00:10:13,999
I'll make contact.
282
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,367
Okay, but just remember.
283
00:10:15,368 --> 00:10:17,970
You're not Terry.
You're Trent.
284
00:10:17,971 --> 00:10:22,207
Trainer and known hemophiliac,
so be careful.
285
00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:25,177
Trent is also a quaker who
avoids violence at all costs.
286
00:10:27,047 --> 00:10:31,083
You Trent?
287
00:10:31,084 --> 00:10:35,154
Yup. A black Trent.
One of many.
288
00:10:35,155 --> 00:10:36,922
Uh, what do you want
to start with today?
289
00:10:36,923 --> 00:10:38,824
Weights.
290
00:10:38,825 --> 00:10:40,626
Excuse me, sir.
Can I borrow this machine?
291
00:10:40,627 --> 00:10:42,695
I need to be here to keep
an eye on a friend.
292
00:10:44,230 --> 00:10:46,365
Hold on. I'm on my last set.
293
00:10:46,366 --> 00:10:47,366
Okay.
294
00:10:47,367 --> 00:10:51,303
Two...
295
00:10:51,304 --> 00:10:52,738
Three...
296
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,273
Can you go any faster?
297
00:10:54,274 --> 00:10:55,474
I mean, what do you need
leg muscles for anyway?
298
00:10:55,475 --> 00:10:56,809
You're, like, 100 years old.
299
00:10:56,810 --> 00:10:58,944
Socially acceptable for you
to roll around on a scooter.
300
00:10:58,945 --> 00:11:02,247
I lost the count.
301
00:11:02,248 --> 00:11:03,248
One.
302
00:11:03,249 --> 00:11:04,248
One?
303
00:11:05,785 --> 00:11:06,785
You're not even moving.
Let's go.
304
00:11:06,786 --> 00:11:08,454
Get your hands off me!
305
00:11:08,455 --> 00:11:10,155
I've heard about this
in the news!
306
00:11:10,156 --> 00:11:12,024
You're cyber-bullying me!
Shh!
307
00:11:12,025 --> 00:11:13,559
I'm getting the manager!
Get the hell away from me!
308
00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,961
No, you're very misinformed.
Please don't...
309
00:11:15,962 --> 00:11:17,262
Damn it.
310
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:30,222
Hey. Have you seen Terry?
I lost him.
311
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,157
His children could be
orphans already.
312
00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:34,360
Fatherless,
mother-having orphans.
313
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,195
I'm sure he's fine.
314
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,097
I think the bigger issue
is the complaint I received
315
00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,465
from an older gentleman
316
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,200
saying you tried to
hurry him off his machine,
317
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,868
in open defiance
of gym protocol.
318
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,069
Don't do this.
319
00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,572
I know we're friends,
but if you do that again,
320
00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:47,873
I'm gonna have to
suspend your membership.
321
00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:49,141
What have you become?
322
00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:50,609
Me. I've become me.
323
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:51,610
What?
324
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,212
Oh, sarge, thank God.
325
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,680
Where were you?
What happened?
326
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:57,850
Nothing happened. Jacoby wanted
to do wind sprints outside.
327
00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:00,652
You know, he's a mean dude,
but I think I'm making progress.
328
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:03,022
He asked to borrow
my squat belt, I told him no,
329
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,323
he respected that.
330
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,992
Okay, but let's build up
that relationship slowly, okay?
331
00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:09,528
We don't want to
jump the gun and spook him.
332
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,430
Whew!
333
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,799
'Sup?
Good workout.
334
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:17,002
You know, it's weird I never
worked out with you before.
335
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,437
What'd you say
your regular gym was?
336
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:22,007
I didn't.
Brooklyn bulk fitness.
337
00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:23,409
Huh?
338
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,443
I work out there too.
339
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:27,112
Never heard of any Trent.
340
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,448
I don't know why.
I work out there all the time.
341
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,917
Really? Starting when?
342
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,219
NYPD, hands on your head!
My God, you're gigantic.
343
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,822
What are you doing, Peralta?
You just blew my cover!
344
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:38,424
Or did I save your life?
345
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,626
Or did you compromise
an investigation
346
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,428
and piss off
a superior officer?
347
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,596
I'm sensing from your tone
it's that one.
348
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,266
I need some afternoon coffee.
349
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,501
What's the matter with you?
350
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:52,571
Gina came by my house last night
to go over the case.
351
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:55,641
Between us doing that and her
using my bread maker all night,
352
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,876
I didn't get much sleep.
353
00:12:57,877 --> 00:13:00,145
I will say she makes
a wonderful rye.
354
00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:02,381
So dense, yet so moist.
355
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,383
Hello, ladies.
356
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,118
Since you have allowed
crime to win,
357
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:10,389
I've hired a private
investigator to solve my case.
358
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,291
Say hello to Leo Sporm.
359
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,327
A P.I.?
These guys are hacks.
360
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,963
How do you know if your
husband's a murderer?
361
00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:20,065
You don't.
362
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:21,800
Call Leo now.
363
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,635
Leo Sporm.
364
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:24,970
How's business?
365
00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,004
You know this guy?
366
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:27,139
Everyone knows him.
367
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,308
The Picasso of hucksters.
368
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,809
I like that.
369
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,645
"Look up who Picasso is."
370
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,114
Sporm. Out.
371
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,816
Now.
372
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,017
You blew our cover, man!
373
00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:41,353
Now I gotta go into an
interrogation with no evidence
374
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,622
and try to get jacoby
to rat out his distributors!
375
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,157
I'm sorry, I got jumpy.
376
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,092
I wasn't thinking straight.
It was all the exercise.
377
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,994
The blood from my head
rushed into my delts.
378
00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:51,897
Point to your delts, Jake.
379
00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:53,799
There is...
380
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,334
You didn't have to
hop in there, man.
381
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,303
I can handle this.
382
00:13:58,304 --> 00:13:59,304
What's my name?
383
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:00,305
Terry Jeffords.
384
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:01,840
What is my name?
385
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:02,874
The ebony falcon.
386
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,776
And what does
the ebony falcon do?
387
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,679
Takes every precaution to
ensure his own safety?
388
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,149
Takes bad guys to jail
and bad girls to bed.
389
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,583
Hell yeah, he does.
390
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,285
Except now the ebony falcon
is monogamous
391
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,287
and too tired for sex,
so his only indulgence
392
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:20,292
is fresh fruit
yogurt parfaits.
393
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,161
Terry loves yogurt.
394
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,196
How's it going?
395
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,365
Well, so far jacoby
hasn't given anything up,
396
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,833
but I think Terry's
starting to get to him.
397
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,001
I'm not talking.
398
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,836
You're talking right now!
399
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:31,970
Boom!
400
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:35,841
I'm already in your head.
401
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,342
Sarge is safe in there,
402
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,044
so the longer this
interrogation goes the better.
403
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,046
We gotta solve the case
before he does.
404
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,948
Hey, tell me about that new
system you set up at the gym
405
00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:44,316
for scheduling appointments.
406
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,451
I've been waiting so long
to hear you say those words.
407
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:47,719
Come with me.
408
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,657
Experience the future
of cloud-based scheduling.
409
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:52,824
Okay.
410
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:55,060
I put all
the trainers' schedules
411
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,828
into a shared online calendar.
412
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,997
Aside from the cucumber water
at the front desk,
413
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,233
it's probably my greatest
accomplishment ever.
414
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,202
Hang on a sec.
Who's this guy?
415
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,903
Says he's a personal
trainer at the gym,
416
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,572
but he has no regular hours.
417
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,106
He always makes
last-minute appointments,
418
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,475
always in the boxing area,
and always late at night.
419
00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,377
And look who he trains.
420
00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:13,545
Brandon jacoby.
421
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:14,947
That's probably
our supplier.
422
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,249
We should set up a buy
from this Vladimir Rincic.
423
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,085
All right. We should set up
a tactical team and hit the gym.
424
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,520
And sergeant Jeffries
should stay here
425
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,622
and keep interrogating jacoby
for as many hours
426
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,390
or years as necessary.
427
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:27,025
Are you sure
I shouldn't go get him?
428
00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:29,361
I feel a little uncomfortable
leaving him out of this.
429
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,696
Don't think of it
as leaving him out
430
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,764
so much as including his babies
in having a father.
431
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:33,865
Let's go.
432
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:34,866
Detectives.
433
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:35,968
Where are you going?
434
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,869
Just headed out
to close the steroid case.
435
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,072
Isn't sergeant Jeffries
interrogating the suspect now?
436
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,473
Yup, he's got that
locked up.
437
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,141
We're following up
on this lead.
438
00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:45,410
The whole team is running
smoothly and perfectly
439
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:49,581
like a well-lubed,
oiled time clock... bye.
440
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,384
Why do you think
Gina hired that P.I.?
441
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:53,619
To mock us.
442
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,787
She's scared.
443
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,155
She's not scared.
444
00:15:57,156 --> 00:16:00,292
With all due respect, sir,
Gina has no feelings.
445
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,361
She once said
the best comedy of all time
446
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,296
was the girl
with the dragon tattoo.
447
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,131
Well, think about
how she's been acting.
448
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,133
Gina came by my house
last night.
449
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,468
Do I buy an uzi?
450
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:12,437
I asked for a police officer
to escort me to work,
451
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,539
and it took a while
for dispatch to find me
452
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,808
a young Kevin costner type.
453
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,745
Her home doesn't
feel safe anymore.
454
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,246
If someone broke
into your apartment
455
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,915
and you weren't cops,
wouldn't you be scared?
456
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,018
Yes.
457
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,487
Depends. How many guns
do I still have hidden?
458
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,488
None.
459
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,024
Do I still have my knife?
Nunchucks?
460
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,325
Axe?
461
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,761
It was a hypothetical
question.
462
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,562
I know, but I want
to play it out.
463
00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:39,431
Do I still have
my throwing stars?
464
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,967
This has taken
a strange turn.
465
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:44,136
Fine. I'd be scared.
466
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,471
We're on it.
467
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,774
What kind of woman
doesn't have an axe?
468
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,678
All right, we're all set
for the sting.
469
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,646
We got hidden cameras,
wireless mics,
470
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,348
and tactical teams
by all the exits.
471
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,517
I told Vladimir to meet
Vance Vandervaven,
472
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,185
a.K.A. me, here at 10:00.
473
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,853
Said that I was
filling in for jacoby.
474
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,689
You and I will be sparring
when he arrives.
475
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,924
Cool.
I boxed at the academy.
476
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,693
They invented a new
weight class for me.
477
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,529
You're looking at the undisputed
bubbleweight champion.
478
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:11,863
Hey! Peralta!
479
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,665
Boyle!
Sarge, hey.
480
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,434
I'm so psyched you
made it here to the sting
481
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:18,370
that I definitely told
Charles to tell you about.
482
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,371
You lied to me!
483
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,872
I can see that
you're upset,
484
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,474
but let's just sit down
and talk about it.
485
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,876
Done talking!
486
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,079
Time to dance.
487
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,147
Fine. But I should warn you.
488
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:30,849
I took three years of tap.
489
00:17:36,512 --> 00:17:38,079
Again, sarge,
it's so good to see you.
490
00:17:38,113 --> 00:17:40,481
Just out of curiosity,
how did you find out about this?
491
00:17:40,516 --> 00:17:43,785
I'm a Detective sergeant
in the NYPD.
492
00:17:43,786 --> 00:17:46,621
Holt told me. Why are you
cutting me out of the operation?
493
00:17:46,655 --> 00:17:48,289
What? That's crazy!
494
00:17:48,323 --> 00:17:49,590
Boyle, come in here
and stand in front of my body
495
00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:51,292
and tell him that's crazy.
496
00:17:51,326 --> 00:17:53,327
Ow! My lucky face!
497
00:17:53,362 --> 00:17:55,063
You gonna talk to me now?
498
00:17:55,097 --> 00:17:57,265
Sure. If you could be
any vacation...
499
00:17:57,299 --> 00:17:58,299
Oh!
500
00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,701
You didn't let me finish.
501
00:18:00,702 --> 00:18:02,837
If you could be any vacation,
what would you be?
502
00:18:02,838 --> 00:18:03,971
I'd be skiing.
503
00:18:04,006 --> 00:18:05,306
Oh, now I'm gonna
hit you for real.
504
00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:07,141
That wasn't for real?
Oh, my God.
505
00:18:07,142 --> 00:18:08,109
No, wait, wait, wait!
I was worried!
506
00:18:08,143 --> 00:18:10,144
Worried about what?
507
00:18:10,179 --> 00:18:12,346
About you getting hurt.
508
00:18:12,347 --> 00:18:13,815
I don't want your daughters
growing up without a dad.
509
00:18:13,816 --> 00:18:15,450
I know what that's like,
and it sucks.
510
00:18:15,451 --> 00:18:16,751
And I don't want it
to happen to them.
511
00:18:16,785 --> 00:18:18,486
Why didn't you just
say something to me?
512
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:20,288
Because I didn't want
to get in your head
513
00:18:20,289 --> 00:18:22,723
and have you
freak out again.
514
00:18:22,724 --> 00:18:24,559
Yeah, I get it.
515
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,127
It's been a rough year.
516
00:18:26,128 --> 00:18:29,697
But I've learned to embrace my
fears. It makes me a better cop.
517
00:18:29,731 --> 00:18:30,731
Tacs one and two are set.
518
00:18:30,732 --> 00:18:31,766
30 minutes until
the bogeys arrive.
519
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,101
Thanks, Boyle.
520
00:18:33,102 --> 00:18:35,670
I love it when
you say "bogeys."
521
00:18:35,704 --> 00:18:36,871
So we good?
522
00:18:36,905 --> 00:18:39,474
We good.
523
00:18:39,475 --> 00:18:41,242
And for the record...
524
00:18:41,243 --> 00:18:43,544
If I could be any
kind of vacation...
525
00:18:43,545 --> 00:18:44,812
I'd be lake trip.
526
00:18:44,847 --> 00:18:46,147
Classic.
527
00:18:47,749 --> 00:18:48,749
You're here late.
528
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:50,885
Ah, you know me.
I love working.
529
00:18:50,919 --> 00:18:52,653
Can't tear me
away from my work.
530
00:18:52,654 --> 00:18:56,624
I just love requisitions
and corporate record reports.
531
00:18:56,625 --> 00:19:00,027
Just, you know,
messages from people for Holt.
532
00:19:00,062 --> 00:19:02,730
I can imagine
how frightening this must be.
533
00:19:02,731 --> 00:19:04,132
I'm sorry we didn't
catch the guy.
534
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:05,800
Yeah. It's weird.
535
00:19:05,801 --> 00:19:07,235
It's like,
why do the worst things
536
00:19:07,236 --> 00:19:09,470
always happen
to the best people?
537
00:19:09,471 --> 00:19:11,572
And what's to keep it
from happening again?
538
00:19:11,607 --> 00:19:14,075
We are. Come on.
We're taking you home.
539
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:15,510
Really?
540
00:19:19,081 --> 00:19:21,415
We installed a second lock
on your front door,
541
00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:23,484
put locks on the windows
by the fire escape,
542
00:19:23,485 --> 00:19:24,752
and set all your lights
on timers.
543
00:19:24,786 --> 00:19:27,121
That makes me feel
so much better.
544
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,189
Thank you, guys.
545
00:19:28,223 --> 00:19:30,358
And as a token
of my appreciation,
546
00:19:30,392 --> 00:19:33,561
I would like
to give you...
547
00:19:33,562 --> 00:19:34,561
These.
548
00:19:34,563 --> 00:19:36,531
Great.
549
00:19:36,565 --> 00:19:38,366
The cool thing is you can
eat whatever you want.
550
00:19:38,367 --> 00:19:40,868
These are right there
with you.
551
00:19:46,775 --> 00:19:47,942
Hey!
552
00:19:47,976 --> 00:19:49,777
You Vance Vandervaven?
553
00:19:49,811 --> 00:19:53,581
Yeah. That's me.
I'll be right there.
554
00:19:53,615 --> 00:19:54,615
You gonna let me
do this, man?
555
00:19:54,650 --> 00:19:55,917
What choice do I have?
556
00:19:55,918 --> 00:19:57,952
You hit me in the arms so hard
they no longer work.
557
00:19:57,986 --> 00:20:01,689
All right. It's time
to catch some bad guys.
558
00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:03,124
It good to be back.
559
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,092
Have a fun steroid deal,
sergeant.
560
00:20:05,127 --> 00:20:06,460
You're a weird guy,
Jake.
561
00:20:06,495 --> 00:20:07,662
Yeah.
562
00:20:11,967 --> 00:20:14,101
The ebony falcon.
No.
563
00:20:14,136 --> 00:20:16,237
The ebony falcon
had no fear.
564
00:20:16,271 --> 00:20:18,506
He's the ebony antelope now.
565
00:20:18,507 --> 00:20:20,408
Brave enough
to drink at the lake,
566
00:20:20,409 --> 00:20:23,511
but wise enough
to run from the lions.
567
00:20:23,512 --> 00:20:25,746
Hey, my arms don't work.
Can you scratch my nose?
568
00:20:25,747 --> 00:20:28,115
You bet.
Mm-hmm.
569
00:20:28,116 --> 00:20:29,450
Yeah. Thank you.
570
00:20:30,986 --> 00:20:32,253
Morning, Captain.
571
00:20:32,287 --> 00:20:35,156
So? How did
sergeant Jeffries do?
572
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:37,191
Why is everyone so worried
about the sarge?
573
00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:38,259
He was amazing.
574
00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:39,894
He made the buy,
took out the suppliers,
575
00:20:39,895 --> 00:20:41,935
but wisely didn't take on
more than he could handle.
576
00:20:41,964 --> 00:20:44,899
I left one for you.
577
00:20:44,933 --> 00:20:46,467
And you'll be happy to know
578
00:20:46,468 --> 00:20:48,336
that he punched me
in the face several times.
579
00:20:48,370 --> 00:20:49,470
That does make me happy.
580
00:20:49,504 --> 00:20:52,306
Guess we're being
candid today.
581
00:20:54,743 --> 00:20:55,977
Hey, sarge,
582
00:20:56,011 --> 00:20:57,478
just for the record,
583
00:20:57,479 --> 00:20:59,580
I hope you're on every case with
me for the rest of my career.
584
00:20:59,615 --> 00:21:01,983
I'm not scared
for you at all.
585
00:21:01,984 --> 00:21:03,251
Of you a lot.
586
00:21:03,285 --> 00:21:05,786
Thanks, Jake.
587
00:21:05,821 --> 00:21:08,756
Oh, Peralta,
I almost forgot.
588
00:21:08,757 --> 00:21:10,057
My girls made you a card.
589
00:21:10,092 --> 00:21:11,592
To thank you
for keeping me safe.
590
00:21:11,593 --> 00:21:13,394
Oh...
591
00:21:13,428 --> 00:21:15,463
They're so full
of potential.
592
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,967
Why would you
show me this?
593
00:21:19,968 --> 00:21:24,055
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