1 00:00:02,937 --> 00:00:06,038 - Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to start clapping, 2 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:08,040 'cause I just made a major drug bust. 3 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:10,842 Talking about four kilos of cocaine, 4 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,077 $200,000 cash, 5 00:00:12,079 --> 00:00:16,581 and my new partner, a tarantula. 6 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:19,051 I call him Jake Jr., AKA Spidey Klum, 7 00:00:19,053 --> 00:00:21,887 AKA Mrs. Doubtspider, AKA Joe Spiden, 8 00:00:21,889 --> 00:00:25,390 AKA Tarantula Basset, AKA Spi-dermot Mulrooney. 9 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:27,025 - AKA Tarantulina Jolie. - What? 10 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,460 No, Charles, have you seen this spider? 11 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:29,661 That's a terrible name. - Sorry. 12 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:31,029 - Why do you have that thing? 13 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:32,396 - Because they were gonna throw him away, 14 00:00:32,399 --> 00:00:34,466 but I couldn't do that to my furry little... ah! 15 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:35,701 He's actually really scary up close. 16 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,502 - It's horrifying from everywhere. 17 00:00:37,504 --> 00:00:38,837 Terry hates creepy crawlers. 18 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:40,072 - Seriously, I'm not going to your apartment 19 00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:41,590 if that thing is there. 20 00:00:41,591 --> 00:00:43,107 - All right, fine, then he'll just live here 21 00:00:43,110 --> 00:00:44,409 and help me solve crimes. 22 00:00:44,411 --> 00:00:45,744 Get used to him, everyone, 23 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,579 'cause me and this spider are partners for life. 24 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:48,814 He's gone. 25 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:50,582 I left the cage unlocked, and he's gone. 26 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:51,583 - Somebody find him! 27 00:00:51,585 --> 00:00:52,584 - Stay off the ground! 28 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:53,585 - I'm good. 29 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:54,619 - I'm out of here. 30 00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:55,620 - He couldn't have gone far... 31 00:00:55,622 --> 00:00:56,888 unless he can fly. 32 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,090 Can tarantulas fly? 33 00:00:58,092 --> 00:00:59,524 - Jake, you better find that spider. 34 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:01,827 And I'm not coming back here until you do. 35 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:04,129 - Uh, sarge, I think I found it. 36 00:01:04,131 --> 00:01:06,498 - [gasps] 37 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,100 - Why are you looking at me like that? 38 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:09,601 - Oh, no. - Oh, my gosh. 39 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:12,104 - It's on my head! 40 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:14,373 [screams] 41 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:17,376 [upbeat music] 42 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:25,378 ♪ ♪ 43 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:37,696 - A whole hour until we testify. 44 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:39,631 Hey, donut holes. 45 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:41,733 Don't mind if I do. 46 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:43,135 Ugh! 47 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:44,169 Fish? 48 00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:45,437 Fish donuts, Boyle? 49 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:46,671 What is wrong with you? 50 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:48,006 - It's takoyaki. 51 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:50,409 I'm drowning my sorrows in octopus balls. 52 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:52,811 I've been online dating; it's a total disaster. 53 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,496 I've only had one match, 54 00:01:54,497 --> 00:01:56,180 and it was a pretty obvious catfish situation. 55 00:01:56,183 --> 00:01:57,616 - My name Yennifer. 56 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:59,117 You give me social security? 57 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,520 - Oh, Yennifer... 58 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:03,522 - Now, I see that as a positive story. 59 00:02:03,524 --> 00:02:05,190 Out of all the identities he could have stolen, 60 00:02:05,192 --> 00:02:06,925 he chose yours, and you want to know why? 61 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:08,193 - Because I posted my annual income? 62 00:02:08,195 --> 00:02:11,096 - Because you posted your annual income, you moron. 63 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:12,764 - Excuse me, is that takoyaki? 64 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:14,599 - Yeah, from Senka, right down the street. 65 00:02:14,601 --> 00:02:16,635 - Oh, I love that place. 66 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:18,670 The chef lets me take octopus hearts home for my dogs. 67 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,071 - Oh, lucky! 68 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:21,072 How many dogs do you have? 69 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:22,607 - Oh, too many. 70 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:23,842 Three. - That's how many I have. 71 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:24,843 - Oh. 72 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:25,944 - All right, wait, quick question. 73 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:27,179 How do you keep them off the bed? 74 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:28,664 - I gave up. 75 00:02:28,665 --> 00:02:30,148 I sleep on the floor. - Me too. 76 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,183 Both: It's better for your back. 77 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:32,184 [laughter] 78 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:33,185 - Wow. 79 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:37,189 - Well, nice meeting you. 80 00:02:37,191 --> 00:02:38,190 - What are you doing? 81 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:39,191 She's walking away. 82 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:40,192 - I got nervous. 83 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:41,193 She eats octopus balls, 84 00:02:41,195 --> 00:02:42,160 and she sleeps on the floor. 85 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,562 She's the perfect woman. 86 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:46,231 - Oh, my God. 87 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:48,834 Sorry, I was aiming at somebody else, 88 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:52,671 but now that I have your attention, Charles? 89 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,072 - He was aiming at a terrible cwim... criminal, 90 00:02:54,074 --> 00:02:55,207 he probably saved the world. 91 00:02:55,209 --> 00:02:56,875 Do you want to have tak-takoyaki at the... 92 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,176 Um, on the bench over there? 93 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,579 - Sure, I was hoping you'd ask. 94 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:02,147 - My work here is done. 95 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:03,548 Ugh, still fish. 96 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,150 Oh, God. 97 00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:07,252 - Santiago, thank you for coming in. 98 00:03:07,254 --> 00:03:10,021 It's no secret the NYPD has an image problem. 99 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,557 - Yeah, when I told my garbage man I was a cop, 100 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:14,226 he said, "Gross." 101 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:16,094 He had someone else's Band-Aid stuck to him. 102 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:18,230 - Police approval ratings are... pardon my language... 103 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:20,032 In the commode. 104 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,833 All the headlines are about the bad cops, 105 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:24,252 but there are good cops too, 106 00:03:24,253 --> 00:03:26,670 and I want to put up posters that showcase some of our best. 107 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:28,206 I'd like you to be on the first one. 108 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,208 - Shut up, Ray. 109 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:33,245 I mean, interesting, Captain. 110 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:34,246 I'll think about it. 111 00:03:34,248 --> 00:03:36,615 - Wow, this is a bad idea. 112 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:39,251 First off, Amy has an epic lack of swagger. 113 00:03:39,253 --> 00:03:42,053 - Uh, I'll have you know I have swagger. 114 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:45,690 I ooze swagger. 115 00:03:45,692 --> 00:03:46,758 - Right. 116 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,327 More importantly, 117 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:49,895 putting up a bunch of photos of smiling cops 118 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:51,863 isn't gonna change how people feel about us. 119 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,965 - I think this campaign is very promising. 120 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,166 Santiago, what's your take? 121 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,536 - Oh, right, let's hear an unbiased opinion 122 00:03:57,538 --> 00:03:59,004 from your straight-up Swimfan. 123 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:00,205 - [scoffs] 124 00:04:00,207 --> 00:04:02,807 I think it's a great idea, sir. 125 00:04:02,809 --> 00:04:05,176 - Well, you can count me out. 126 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:07,112 I will not pose for your posters. 127 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:10,148 - I didn't ask you, and you're not a police officer. 128 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:12,551 - Yeah, I'm out. 129 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:18,089 - Sarge, permission to arrest Hitchcock and Scully. 130 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,925 - I told you before, it's not harassment 131 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,893 unless you can prove intent to fart. 132 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:23,228 - No, it's not that. 133 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:24,296 They robbed me. 134 00:04:24,298 --> 00:04:25,764 They ate my moose tracks ice cream. 135 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:26,765 - [laughs] 136 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:27,899 That's funny. 137 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:29,167 I wouldn't think you like moose tracks. 138 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:30,702 - My boyfriend Marcus introduced me to it. 139 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:31,870 - [laughs] - What? 140 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:34,573 It is a delicious treat for all ages. 141 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:36,174 - Damn, Rosa, okay. 142 00:04:36,176 --> 00:04:38,209 Look, I think they've been skimming people's desserts 143 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:40,078 for weeks, but I can never prove it. 144 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,080 Did you see them take your ice cream? 145 00:04:42,081 --> 00:04:44,081 - No, but Hitchcock has fudge stains all over his chest. 146 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:46,718 - He's always got fudge stains all over his chest. 147 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,186 - Ugh. - They'll deny everything. 148 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:49,688 We need hard proof. 149 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:51,323 - So let's get it. 150 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:53,358 Step one: put a delicious pie in the fridge 151 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,893 and cover it with poison. 152 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,127 - That's step one? 153 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,228 What's step two? 154 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:58,830 - Tell their widows they were thieves. 155 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,934 - Hey, where'd she go? 156 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:04,586 You guys were hitting it off. 157 00:05:04,587 --> 00:05:06,237 I half expected to see you sitting in her lap by now. 158 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:08,239 - She is amazing. 159 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,175 Her palate is wide and deep. - Gross. 160 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:12,043 - And at one point when she wasn't looking, 161 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:13,111 I snuck a whiff of her hair. 162 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:14,730 - Of course you did. 163 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,348 - She uses one of my top three shampoos: 164 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:18,350 Tahitian Coconut, extra lather. 165 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:19,351 - Sounds good, Boyle. 166 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:20,352 Did you get her number? 167 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:21,686 - Oh, we lost track of time. 168 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:23,121 She had to go back into court. 169 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:25,757 When she's done, I'm gonna ask her out. 170 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:26,891 - Oh, okay, okay. 171 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:28,059 So what's the plan? 172 00:05:28,060 --> 00:05:29,226 - Going straight from here to the spa. 173 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:30,228 Couples massage. 174 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:31,513 - Okay, seems a little intense, 175 00:05:31,514 --> 00:05:32,797 but given how your other weirdness lined up, 176 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:34,199 I say go for it. 177 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:35,400 Oh, here she comes. - Oh, okay. 178 00:05:35,402 --> 00:05:36,968 How do I look? - You look great. 179 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:39,404 I've got a good feeling about this. 180 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:41,206 - Genevieve, I know we just met, 181 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:42,340 and I don't want to be too forward... 182 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,341 - Charles. 183 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,342 - But sometimes you just get 184 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,343 a feeling about a person.... 185 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,556 - Charles. 186 00:05:46,557 --> 00:05:47,768 - And I've got that feeling about you. 187 00:05:47,769 --> 00:05:48,980 I like you... - Charles, look down. 188 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:49,981 - I think tonight we... 189 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:51,116 Oh, shoot. 190 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:53,718 - They just gave me ten years in prison. 191 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,660 - She didn't say no. 192 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:07,415 - Hey, buddy. 193 00:06:07,416 --> 00:06:08,999 Got you some of those fish donuts you like so much 194 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:10,335 to cheer you up. 195 00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:11,703 Although, full disclosure, 196 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:12,771 I couldn't find where they sold them, 197 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:13,872 so that's just a chocolate éclair 198 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,324 with lox on it. 199 00:06:15,325 --> 00:06:16,775 - Oh, thanks, Jake, but I don't need cheering up. 200 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:17,776 You can eat it yourself. 201 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:19,044 - Nope. 202 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,378 So what, you're not upset about falling hard 203 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,780 for a lady who was immediately thrown in jail? 204 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:23,815 - No, because she's not actually guilty. 205 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:25,350 They say she robbed her own art gallery 206 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:27,919 for the insurance money, but that makes no sense. 207 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:29,821 She would have made more if the art had sold. 208 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,690 This piece, "Breastfeeding Knight," 209 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:33,758 was worth twice what she got from the insurance company. 210 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:34,793 - Wow, look at that. 211 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:36,161 Not to sound overly intellectual, 212 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:39,030 but dem knight boobies is crazy. 213 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:40,432 [laughs] I get art. 214 00:06:40,434 --> 00:06:42,867 - Also, I talked to Genevieve's lawyer. 215 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:44,436 He's a total disaster. 216 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:46,838 I have a couple questions about a beautiful client of yours, 217 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,423 Genevieve Mirren-Carter. 218 00:06:48,424 --> 00:06:50,007 - She got hit by a tow truck and sued the driver? 219 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,443 - No, she was accused of insurance fraud. 220 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:54,913 - Oh, good, because I blew that tow truck case. 221 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,915 Straight-up forgot to go to court. 222 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,916 - Well, they found one of the stolen paintings at her house. 223 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,385 - But she said she didn't know how it ended up there. 224 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:01,886 She's being set up. - Framed. 225 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:03,355 Art joke. Continue. 226 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:04,823 - My hunch is that it's a jealous ex-lover. 227 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:08,026 A girl like that, three dogs, makes her own turkey stock, 228 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:10,762 that's the kind of woman you don't get over. 229 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,797 Look, I know you think my judgment's clouded 230 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:13,932 because I like her a little bit... 231 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,300 - You doodled your wedding invitation. 232 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:16,968 - No, that's our joint tombstone. 233 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:17,936 - My mistake. 234 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,304 - But as a cop, I really don't 235 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:21,072 think that she did it. 236 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:23,508 Something is off about the case. 237 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:24,976 - Okay, Boyle. 238 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:27,479 I trust your gut. 239 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:28,847 Let's go free an innocent woman. 240 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:29,848 - Nice! 241 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:31,516 My dreams are coming true. 242 00:07:31,518 --> 00:07:35,353 You and me getting my lady off together. 243 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:37,915 - I mean, you know how that sounds, right? 244 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:41,159 - Look strong but fair. 245 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:42,160 But approachable. 246 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:43,161 But professional. 247 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,362 And fun. 248 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:45,430 But not too fun. 249 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:46,431 This is your job. 250 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:47,932 Can you handle all that? 251 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:50,902 - Sir, "fun but not too fun" was my campaign slogan 252 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,470 when I ran for prom queen. 253 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,938 - Did you win? 254 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:55,006 - No. 255 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,007 - Ames? 256 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:57,308 I want to say you look great. 257 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,309 - Thank you. 258 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,277 - You didn't let me finish. 259 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:00,278 Dot, dot, dot, 260 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,379 for you. 261 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:02,881 Great news is, it doesn't matter, 262 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:04,282 because this campaign, 263 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:06,351 like three out of five Backstreet Boys, 264 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:07,786 is inconsequential. 265 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:08,853 - That's enough, Gina. 266 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:10,355 - All I'm saying as a... If not the... 267 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:13,792 Voice of the streets is, this tisn't gonna work. 268 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,827 - And all I'm saying as a... If not the... 269 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,428 Boss here is, if you're not gonna support me, 270 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:18,429 you can leave. 271 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:19,430 - Fine. 272 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:20,498 I will leave. 273 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,400 I'm gonna go get a mani-pedi, 274 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:25,203 and I'm gonna do some serious subtweeting, 275 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,538 so you might want to 276 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:28,380 [whispering] keep off the net. 277 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:30,909 - Diaz. 278 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:32,043 Look what I found 279 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:34,212 in Hitchcock and Scully's trash can: 280 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:35,280 ice cream spoon. 281 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:37,348 - Son of a bitch. 282 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:42,554 You hungry, hungry hippos ate my ice cream. 283 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:44,823 Why was this in your trash? 284 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,291 - And who throws away a spoon? 285 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:48,226 It's the easiest utensil to clean. 286 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:50,061 - I don't even think it's ice cream. 287 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,462 It's probably medicine. 288 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:54,232 You know, I'm on lots of medicines, Rosa. 289 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,835 I'm sick all over. 290 00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:59,304 - This is ice cream, and I'm gonna prove it. 291 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:00,605 - Sarge, no. 292 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:01,606 It's been in their mouths. 293 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:02,908 - What am I doing? 294 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:04,209 - Well, I guess your little investigation 295 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,476 has hit a dead end. 296 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:08,146 - I'll be back. 297 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:10,615 Don't move. 298 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:12,550 - Not a problem. 299 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,286 I hate moving. 300 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:16,588 - Let it go. 301 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:18,223 Let it go. 302 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,542 - Interesting. 303 00:09:20,543 --> 00:09:22,860 Yeah, something definitely doesn't add up. 304 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:25,897 Did you know there's a sausage you can drink? 305 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,048 - What? 306 00:09:27,049 --> 00:09:28,198 Are you even talking about the case? 307 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:29,467 - We got distracted. 308 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:30,535 She has an amazing tongue. 309 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:33,004 Strong, supple, great bud density. 310 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,472 - Okay, I'm gonna take over the questioning. 311 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:35,874 - Yeah, I'm too close to this. 312 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:36,574 - Disgusting eating habits. 313 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,575 Hi, Genevieve. 314 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,576 I'm just gonna ask you 315 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,478 a couple of questions now, 316 00:09:40,479 --> 00:09:42,379 and Detective Boyle will just sit there 317 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:43,648 and keep waving at you, I guess. 318 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,105 Now then, is there anybody 319 00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:46,561 you can think of besides yourself 320 00:09:46,562 --> 00:09:48,017 that has access to the gallery after hours? 321 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:49,888 - No, just me, and the vault is 322 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,656 only accessible through fingerprint ID. 323 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:53,524 Does Charles have a girlfriend? 324 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:54,525 - I just saw her mouth my name. 325 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:55,627 What did she say? 326 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:56,961 Is she asking if I'm circumcised? 327 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:57,996 - What? No. 328 00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:58,997 Who asks that? 329 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,665 Stop interrupting. 330 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:01,666 Sorry about that. 331 00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:02,667 Okay, next question. 332 00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:04,247 Can you think of anyone 333 00:10:04,248 --> 00:10:05,826 that might be trying to set you up? 334 00:10:05,827 --> 00:10:07,405 Maybe an employee or a rival of some kind? 335 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,140 - Maybe my ex-boyfriend Nick. 336 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,009 He's an artist, a terrible one. 337 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:13,044 He was always in debt and begging for money. 338 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,245 That's why we broke up. 339 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:15,680 Maybe he's resentful. 340 00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:16,948 - Dirtbag ex. 341 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,216 - Oh, that was my theory, remember? 342 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,295 Tell her it was my theory. 343 00:10:19,296 --> 00:10:20,373 - Okay. - Wait, give me a second. 344 00:10:20,374 --> 00:10:21,451 I want to look smart when you say it. 345 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,587 - Okay. 346 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:24,289 Uh, hey, Genevieve, 347 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,990 Detective Boyle wanted me to let you know 348 00:10:25,991 --> 00:10:27,691 that he, a college graduate, had a similar theory 349 00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:29,394 that it could have been an ex-boyfriend. 350 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:30,428 - Wow. 351 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:31,562 He is so smart. 352 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:32,997 - Wow, it actually worked. 353 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:34,399 I've got to hand it to you, buddy 354 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:35,934 whatever you're putting down, she is picking up. 355 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,502 - Oh, good. 356 00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:39,069 Oh, one more thing. - Boyle has another question. 357 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,371 - Tell her when this is all over, 358 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:41,673 I'm gonna rub her body in pâté, 359 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,174 and then rub it off her with a cornichon. 360 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,242 - I'm just gonna give the phone back. 361 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:45,643 - Okay. 362 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,925 Hi. 363 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:51,015 Guard got nauseous, so we had to stop. 364 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,216 - Hmm, that's weird. 365 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:53,351 Do you think it's because you're the two 366 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:54,419 most disgusting people in the universe? 367 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,154 - Could be. - Yeah, check this out. 368 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,989 Remember the ex-boyfriend that she mentioned, Nick? 369 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,390 - Call him Mr. Butthead. 370 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,492 - Okay, well, apparently Mr. Butthead 371 00:11:01,493 --> 00:11:03,593 just bought a brand-new gallery in Dumbo to showcase his art, 372 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,129 which is weird, because Genevieve said 373 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:06,531 he was always in debt. 374 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:09,701 Looks like somebody just came into a ton of money. 375 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,235 - Oh, and you think she's gonna want to 376 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,071 get back together with him now that he's rich. 377 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,572 Damn it! - No, Boyle. 378 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,674 He probably got the cash from selling the stolen art. 379 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,009 Your hunch was right. 380 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,310 - Yeah, it was. 381 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:22,513 ♪ My hunch, my hunch, my lovely case-y hunch ♪ 382 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,614 Come on, Jake, sing with me. 383 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:24,615 - That's not gonna happen. 384 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,000 I will literally never... 385 00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:27,384 ♪ Whatcha gonna do with all that hunch ♪ 386 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,220 ♪ All that hunch inside your brain ♪ 387 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,688 both: ♪ We're gonna solve, solve, solve this case ♪ 388 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,691 ♪ Solve this case right in your face ♪ 389 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,259 - We should probably leave this prison. 390 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:36,541 - Yep. 391 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,431 - Okay, here's my cover. 392 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,266 My name is Sherwin LeMonde, 393 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:44,569 sculptor, painter, full-time barista. 394 00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:47,739 But once I sell my first piece, part-time barista. 395 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:48,740 - Oh, nice. 396 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:51,409 I'm Donald Hoberman-Seitz. 397 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,011 I wear glasses. 398 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,796 - Is that all you got? 399 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,580 - Sorry, I spent the cab ride here imagining 400 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,049 me and Genevieve kissing. 401 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,717 - Okay, just let me do the talking. 402 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,718 - Wine? 403 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,420 - Yes, thank you so much. 404 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:03,755 Oh, wow, I love your outfit. 405 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,189 I'm an artist, so I get that it's 406 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,557 more than just tight. 407 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,459 - Nick likes to coat women in latex. 408 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,762 He's fascinated by the idea of the human chrysalis 409 00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:12,196 in society's pupation. 410 00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:13,197 - Hmm, cool. 411 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,599 Human chrysalis and whatnot. 412 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,667 - Yeah, whatnot. 413 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:17,668 It's a whatnot. 414 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,804 - Yeah, yeah. 415 00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:21,439 I have no idea what a chrysalis is, 416 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,440 but serious question: 417 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,441 if she farts in that thing, 418 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,642 does it blow up like a balloon? 419 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:25,710 - You have to assume that it would. 420 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:26,711 - You have to, right? 421 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:27,779 - Yeah. - Art is so intense. 422 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,313 - It really is. 423 00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:30,715 Look, there's Nick. 424 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,086 - Hey, man. - Hey. 425 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,154 - Is this your work? - Yes. 426 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,722 - It's good. 427 00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:39,289 I haven't talked to anyone here, but it almost seems like 428 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,825 you're going for a human chrysalis thing. 429 00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:42,360 - I'm glad you like it. 430 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:45,096 I wish I could take credit, but this is society. 431 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,431 I'm just holding up the mirror. 432 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,599 - Hmm? 433 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,134 Wow. 434 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:51,469 You meant that literally. 435 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:52,703 Very cool. 436 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:55,206 Anyhow, I'm a fellow artist named Sherwin. 437 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,808 - I'm Donald Hoberman-Seitz. 438 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,543 I wear glasses. 439 00:12:58,545 --> 00:12:59,544 - So anyway, I was wondering. 440 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:00,545 How'd you get your own gallery? 441 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:01,646 It must be really expensive. 442 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,314 - Art's not about the money, man. 443 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,348 - Totally. 444 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:07,085 It's more about the other things. 445 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,319 - Right on. 446 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,855 - This painting is called "Genevieve 416." 447 00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:11,856 What's that all about? 448 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,391 - Well, April 16th was the day 449 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:16,094 my ex, Genevieve, and I covered ourselves with paint 450 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:18,229 and made love on that canvas for 24 hours straight. 451 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,564 - That's pretty pathetic, dude. 452 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,632 You seem pretty obsessed with Genevieve, huh? 453 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,867 - Excuse me? - Donald. 454 00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:25,103 - I bet it really hurt when she dumped you. 455 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,604 - What? - Donald, your glasses. 456 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,372 - Where were you July 21st, Mr. Butthead? 457 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:29,373 - Uh... 458 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:30,842 [mocking] - Uh, duh, uh... 459 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,844 you were robbing Genevieve's gallery. 460 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:33,878 You framed her, 461 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,513 and I should arrest you right now. 462 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:36,614 - What are you, cops? - What? 463 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,516 No, we're artists. 464 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,485 And as artists, we question everything, 465 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,187 including certain people's whereabouts on particular dates. 466 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:44,188 - Get out of here. 467 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:45,556 - Fine, but we're taking this, 468 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,125 because you don't deserve that memory. 469 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,526 - That painting is $95,000. 470 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:49,527 - I don't want it anyway. 471 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,696 Your penis was on it. 472 00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:52,697 - Sorry about that. 473 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:54,365 Donald is... 474 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,433 sucks. 475 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,836 - Hey, you dum-dums. 476 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,271 Ice cream. 477 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,540 Moose tracks ice cream. 478 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:03,808 - How do you know? 479 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,776 - Yep, it's definitely ice cream. 480 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:08,329 - Knew it! - They're going down. 481 00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:10,881 - Also, whoever used this spoon, their body ain't right. 482 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,483 - Okay, let's say it is ice cream. 483 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,585 But I didn't eat it; I couldn't have. 484 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,853 I'm lactose intolerant. 485 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,155 - Me too. 486 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,157 I'm super lactose intolerant. 487 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,158 - You're lying. 488 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,592 - Have you ever seen us eat dairy? 489 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,928 - You know no one can bear to watch you eat. 490 00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,363 - Check. 491 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,864 - And... 492 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,366 check. 493 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,901 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 494 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,669 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 495 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:33,404 - I got to say, Boyle. 496 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,805 Nick was pretty defensive. 497 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,941 - Yeah, and he's a terrible artist. 498 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,876 All he does is have sex on canvases. 499 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,712 Any fourth grader could do that. 500 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,848 - But... 501 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:44,849 they shouldn't. 502 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:45,816 - No. 503 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,818 - Hey, Nick doesn't like cops, 504 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,253 but he didn't do anything wrong. 505 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,454 - And how would you know? 506 00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,290 - I'm his assistant, Dvora. 507 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,591 He would never set up Genevieve. 508 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:54,825 He's still in love with her. 509 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,928 He keeps boxes of her old stuff lying around. 510 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,263 - Ooh, can we look at, smell, and handle them? 511 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:00,598 I mean, you know, for the investigation. 512 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,899 We're cops. 513 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,334 - Please, take the boxes. 514 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,335 I want them out of here. 515 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,670 - Oh, okay, great. 516 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:06,804 You wouldn't happen to know where he was 517 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:07,939 on July 21st, would you? 518 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,758 - Actually, I would. 519 00:15:09,759 --> 00:15:11,576 He did a performance art piece that entire month. 520 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,911 He lived in a cage on the street and never left it. 521 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:14,979 The whole thing's on video. 522 00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:16,447 - Okay, great. 523 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,448 Totally. 524 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,583 We'll just go around back 525 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,917 and pick up the boxes. 526 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,786 Oh, one more thing. 527 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,921 Where in this "cage" did he go to the bathroom? 528 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:24,989 - Bucket. - Okay, gross. 529 00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:26,271 Have a good night. 530 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:30,528 - Sir, I saw my poster on the subway this morning. 531 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,929 - Well, you must feel like a celebrity, 532 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,898 a regular Ira Glass. 533 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:38,402 - They put a Hitler mustache on me. 534 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:40,538 - Yes, this is unfortunate, 535 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,707 but let's not overreact to one graffito. 536 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,242 - It wasn't just one. 537 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,944 People drew on every single poster. 538 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,648 They put devil horns, target on my face, 539 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,017 this one says, "Die Pig," and worst of all, 540 00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:55,319 they didn't put the comma between "Die" and "Pig." 541 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:56,654 - This is easily dealt with. 542 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:57,722 I'll just issue a statement saying 543 00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,290 vandals will be prosecuted. 544 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,392 - It's not just vandalism, sir. 545 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,894 People have real complaints too. 546 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:04,962 "End stop and frisks. 547 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,497 "Stop racial profiling. 548 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,799 Unlawful arrest is a crime." 549 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,284 - I see. 550 00:16:10,285 --> 00:16:11,768 - I think Gina was right about the campaign, sir. 551 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,771 - Hmm. 552 00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:15,772 I'm surprised she hasn't marched in here to say, "I told you so." 553 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:16,907 - She wouldn't do that. 554 00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,010 - You're right, Amy. 555 00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:21,612 For once in your life, you're 100% right. 556 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,381 I would never say that. 557 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,955 Did you have enough time to read it all? 558 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:31,822 - Yes. 559 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,324 - Okay, good. 560 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,026 - Yep, it's true. 561 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,661 He sat in a cage for a month. 562 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,496 - Eww, the bucket checks out. 563 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,497 - This is insane. 564 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,598 Anything is art. 565 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,183 Here, watch this. 566 00:16:42,184 --> 00:16:43,767 A statue of Jesus made out of cigarette butts. 567 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,236 Boom, I'm a millionaire. 568 00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:46,703 - That's actually pretty good. - I know. 569 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:47,838 And I could call it "Holy Smokes." 570 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,073 Should we really do this? 571 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:50,775 No, right? 572 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,476 That's crazy; you can't just become an artist out of nowhere. 573 00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:53,477 - Jake. - What? 574 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:54,712 - The case. - Yeah. 575 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:55,846 - So Nick has an alibi; that's not great. 576 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,315 But we have a box 577 00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:58,783 of Genevieve's stuff from the gallery. 578 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,618 I'm sure there's something in here that will exonerate her. 579 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:01,919 - Right. - Oh, my God. 580 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,788 Socks and shoes. 581 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,956 This is exactly the type of stuff I own. 582 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,725 This is kismet. 583 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,493 Oh, no, what's this? 584 00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:10,861 It's a receipt for a storage unit 585 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,496 that she didn't tell anyone about. 586 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:13,798 - It's probably nothing. - Yeah. 587 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:14,832 Yeah, yeah. 588 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:15,833 I'm sure it's nothing. - Yeah. 589 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,635 - It's totally nothing. - No. 590 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,539 - It's a bunch of stolen art. 591 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,821 - [sighs] 592 00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:27,778 - Hey, buddy. 593 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:28,779 Sorry about Genevieve. 594 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:29,847 - It's okay. 595 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,682 I'm resigned to my life of solitude. 596 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,617 Just me and my five dogs. 597 00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,453 - Wait, I thought you only had three dogs. 598 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,488 - I just adopted two online right now. 599 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:38,723 Oh, this pit bull hates kids. 600 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:39,890 That's fine; I'll never have any. 601 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:40,891 Add to cart. 602 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,795 - Okay, let me just grab that. 603 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,063 Listen to me, Charles. 604 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,381 You're gonna be fine. 605 00:17:47,382 --> 00:17:48,698 There are plenty of women out there. 606 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:51,001 Strong, beautiful, smart women. 607 00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,002 How about her? 608 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,504 She's very beautiful. 609 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,573 - With my luck, she's probably a car thief. 610 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,574 - Don't be ridiculous. 611 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,075 - Hey, Scully. - Yeah? 612 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,377 - Who's the babe? 613 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,579 - Just booked her for elder abuse. 614 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,480 - Elder abuse, that's nice. 615 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,798 All right, fine. 616 00:18:03,799 --> 00:18:05,115 We shouldn't be doing this at a precinct. 617 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,151 - I really thought I was gonna get Genevieve out of prison. 618 00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:09,353 Then we'd cover ourselves in paint 619 00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:11,554 and make love for 25 hours, one more hour than her and Nick. 620 00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:13,074 - Boyle, you would hate that. 621 00:18:13,075 --> 00:18:14,592 Your little hummingbird heart would explode. 622 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,994 - I wish I didn't have a heart. 623 00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:19,556 I'm off to the cheese shop... 624 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,800 And I'm buying by the wheel. 625 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,602 The cheese wheel. - Yeah, I got it. 626 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,103 - Gina, as you predicted, 627 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,606 there was some backlash to the poster campaign. 628 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,942 - Yes, I'm the Nostradamus of your shame. 629 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,511 - I think a problem the police have had 630 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:36,480 is our inability to admit our mistakes, 631 00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:39,550 so this campaign 632 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:42,753 was, um... 633 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:43,754 a mistake. 634 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:44,955 You told me that, 635 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,457 but I got defensive and didn't listen. 636 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,159 I should have been open to criticism, 637 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:51,529 as this department should be open to criticism. 638 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:55,599 That's why I'm replacing these with... 639 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:01,472 These. 640 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,840 My email address is at the bottom, 641 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,576 and I intend to respond to every message I receive. 642 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:08,078 Before we put them up, I want to hear your thoughts. 643 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,580 - I love them. 644 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:13,517 Once again, my advice has, like, saved the city. 645 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,286 - I came up with the slogan. 646 00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:17,847 - It's tacky to take credit for stuff. 647 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,524 - We're here to apologize. 648 00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:21,859 I can't prove you took my moose tracks, 649 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:22,993 so I shouldn't have yelled at you. 650 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,161 - I'm impressed. 651 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,696 It takes a big person to admit 652 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,465 when they're being a total dum-dum. 653 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,766 - We want to make it up to you. 654 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:29,967 We got you a pizza. 655 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:32,970 - Only one pizza for both of us? 656 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,605 - Oh, my God. 657 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,475 That was an obvious setup, you morons. 658 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:38,809 - You're eating cheese. 659 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,945 You're lying about being lactose intolerant. 660 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,213 - No, we weren't. 661 00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:43,480 Some things are just delicious enough 662 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,815 to suffer the consequences. 663 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,784 I'm diabetic, but I still eat sugar out of the bag. 664 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,452 Both: Ugh! 665 00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,119 - Just admit you took my moose tracks. 666 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,789 Admit it! 667 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,557 Admit... 668 00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:55,125 It. 669 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,794 - Yeah, we ate it. 670 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:59,129 And we're eating your pizza. 671 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:03,267 So who's the moron now? 672 00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:05,269 Ooh, stomach. 673 00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:06,270 - Oh, yeah. 674 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:09,740 It's coming. 675 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:10,741 - They admitted it. 676 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,643 That's a victory, right? 677 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,512 - No, Terry. 678 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:15,579 There are no winners here. 679 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:16,580 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 680 00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:17,581 Coming through, coming through! 681 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:18,899 Move it! 682 00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:20,940 Move, move, move, move, move, move, move! 683 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,655 - Getting in a little late there this morning, Boyle. 684 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:25,656 Where you been? 685 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,408 - Cursing out my own shadow 686 00:20:27,409 --> 00:20:29,159 for hanging out with a loser like me. 687 00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,494 Also an eye doctor appointment. 688 00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:31,828 - Well, there's something in the holding cell 689 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,999 that might cheer you up. 690 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,000 - That's Nick's assistant. 691 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,001 Why is she here? 692 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,503 - After you left last night, 693 00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:40,004 I was thinking about the 24-hour sex painting, 694 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,206 "Genevieve 416." 695 00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,091 Check out the date on this receipt 696 00:20:44,092 --> 00:20:45,975 from the storage locker with the stolen art. 697 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,044 - April 16th. 698 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,746 416! - Exactly. 699 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:49,780 She couldn't have rented it, 700 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:52,082 because she was busy getting busy. 701 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,083 - Oh, good one. 702 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,318 This is fantastic. 703 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,742 I mean, I'm not happy 704 00:20:55,743 --> 00:20:57,165 that she was having sex with another man, 705 00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:58,588 but I'm okay with it if that's what gets her off. 706 00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,840 - Do you seriously not hear it, 707 00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:01,090 because it almost seems intentional at this point. 708 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,327 - Why would Dvora set Genevieve up? 709 00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:05,279 - Because she's in love with Nick. 710 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,230 She used one of those latex casts of Genevieve's hand 711 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:08,577 to get the fingerprints 712 00:21:08,578 --> 00:21:09,922 so she could break into the gallery. 713 00:21:09,923 --> 00:21:11,267 - Wow, I can't believe you kept working the case 714 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,937 even after I gave up. 715 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,104 That was a nice thing to do. 716 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:17,141 - Charles, I didn't do it to be nice. 717 00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:19,243 I did it to be amazing. 718 00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:20,644 And I think you're a great detective, 719 00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:21,779 and I trusted your gut. 720 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,247 Go get your girlfriend out of prison. 721 00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:25,016 - Oh, thanks, man. 722 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,784 Next time you see me, I'm gonna be all out of orgasms. 723 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:29,346 - No, you can't say that while you're hugging someone. 724 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:32,977 - Not a doctor. Shh.