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Ladies and gentleman,
 we are gathered here today

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to answer and age-old question.

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Right, what's Amy's deal?
She single?

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No, we're dating.
Come on.

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Who here does
the best impression

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of captain Raymond Holt?

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You'll be judged on voice,

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body language,
and overall lack of flair.

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Everyone will perform
the same scenario:

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captain Holt
eating a marshmallow

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for the very first time.

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Let the Holt-off begin!

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What is this glutinous
monstrosity before me?

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The sugar in this
is quite sweet.

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Ooh, mm-hmm,
mm-hmm-hmm-hmm!

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That's your Holt impression?

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I can hear him doing that.

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Looks like a sticky pillow.

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I don't care for it.
Classical music.

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What's going on here?
What are you doing?

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Captain, hey, nothing,
just eating some marshmallows.

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Care for one?

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Marshed-mallow.

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Hmm. Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm!

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I knew it!

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That concludes our briefing.

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And now, on a personal note,

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I have some thoughts
about Beyonce's "Lemonade"

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I'd like to share.
Oh, my god, sir,

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as much as I want
to hear those thoughts,

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and it is so, so much,
I think we should

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probably let Amy speak.

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Oh, Santiago,
the floor is yours.

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Thank you.
Okay, here's everyone's

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itineraries for Thanksgiving
at my place.

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I know a lot of your families
are out of town,

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and you just want to relax,
but I think we'll all enjoy

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ourselves more if we
rigidly stick to the schedule.

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Whoa, did you assign us
individual bathroom break times?

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Keep asking questions
about it, sarge,

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and your slot is after Scully's.

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All right, Santiago, damn.

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It's your toilet.

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Sorry, it's just that

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my dad is coming into town,
and he can be a little uptight.

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Uh-oh, Santiago's
calling someone uptight.

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That can't be good.

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He's not crazy.
He's just the kind of guy

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who arranges the money
in his wallet

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according to serial number.

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Yeah.
That kind of guy.

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Boyle, are you set
on the turkey?

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This year's bird will be
as moist as...

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Nope.
As juicy as...

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Nope.
As wet as you can...

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Boyle, just say
it'll be good, man.

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It'll be good, man.

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Well, I gotta go
start getting ready.

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Don't be late
or I'll slit your throats.

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You don't have to fake laugh.
We know you mean it.

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Good.

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So, meeting Amy's dad
for the first time, huh?

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You nervous?
Yeah, a little.

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I was talking to Jake.
No, sarge, I am not nervous.

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I'm confident that I'll make
a great first impression

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on Mr. Victor Santiago.

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Why'd you do it
with a British accent?

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I felt like
doing the Cuban accent

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would be a little dicey for me.

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Very good call.
Yeah.

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Don't be overconfident.

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The first time
I met Kevin's parents,

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I called Brahms’s "Funf Gesange"

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opus 106 when it is,
obviously, opus 104.

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They haven't spoken to me since.

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Really?
Just for that?

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Yes... also because
they're huge homophobes

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who think that I made Kevin gay
with my magic genitalia.

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That's super sad,
but I do like hearing you say

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the word "genitalia."

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Well, I am ready for this.

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I pulled a full Amy and
researched the crap out of him.

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Made this sweet binder.

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Just a couple of factoids

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he's an ex-cop, 65 years old,

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married for 36 years, Cuban,
his favorite food...

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Flavor first beefy dog food.

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Wait, no, sorry.

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That's his dog's favorite food.

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His favorite food is...

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Corn.

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Makes more sense.
Dog food's not in the name.

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I know everything about him,
therefore I know exactly

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the type of person I need to be
in order for him to think

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I'm good enough for Amy.
No, Jake, you're fine.

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Just flash him your baby browns,

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he'll love it.
Just be yourself.

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Be myself?
Charles, I have one day

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to win over Amy's dad.
How long did it take

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before you guys
started liking me?

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Couple weeks.
Six months.

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Jury's still out.
See, Charles?

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"Be myself," what kind of
garbage advice is that?

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I hope you're not telling
Nikolaj that crap.

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Nikolaj.

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Ugh.

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Okay, we're running out of time.

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Classic bishop hat fold

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or crown fold?
Now, the crown is more showy,

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but the bishop hat
has a certain dignity.

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I'll kill myself
if it's not the crown fold.

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Oh, okay, thanks.

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Sometimes you have to pretend
to care about napkins

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to stop hearing about napkins.

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Sorry I'm late, guys.

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Had to get my ax sharpened.

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Why do you have an ax?
Also, nice ax.

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Thank you.
It's for the turkey,

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so I can chop its head off
when it gets here.

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Chop its head off?
I ordered a live turkey.

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It's being delivered.

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The yummiest turkey is the one
that just died in your hands.

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Charles, you can't
kill an animal in here.

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That's horrible.
It's disgusting.

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We won't let you do it,
right, Amy?

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It's getting late.
Don't make a mess.

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Relax.
It's not the first turkey

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I've killed
in a friend's bathtub.

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It isn't?

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<i>And now back to the Lexington
Thanksgiving day dog show.</i>

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Oh, look at her. Sloping, clean-cut,
forequarters, cocksure gait.

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She's majestic,

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and she knows it.

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Pimento's here.
- Ah, Adrian.

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So you made it.
Happy Thanksgiving.

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Is it?
- Something wrong?

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Feel no pressure
to talk about it.

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Brass says
I can't rejoin the force.

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Some crap about you can't
just disappear from your job

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for seven months,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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Oh, well, that's unfortunate.

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I know how much
being a cop meant to you.

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I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I guess I could be a teacher.

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"Sorry, Travis, the answer's

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"obviously Istanbul.
What did you say to me?

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"No, maybe you're wasting
your life.

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"Sorry, principal Ramos,
I didn't see you there.

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"Wait, Travis is your son?
Hah, well, I guess you're

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"just gonna have to fire me.
Fired? Me? How dare you, sir.

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We will settle..."
See, it just wouldn't work.

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Hmm.
You know, I had a friend

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that had to retire
from the force.

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He became
a private investigator.

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Ooh, PI, huh?

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Mm.
I like that.

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"Hello, Mr. Branville,

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"I found out where
your wife's been going tonight.

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"Have a seat,
you're not gonna like this.

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"She's cheating on you.

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"What do you mean
you knew that already?

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"You killed her?

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"And are framing me
for the murder?

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"I just left my prints
all over the crime scene.

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Oh, you are an evil ge..."

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This... this I could
get on board for.

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Hmm. Only problem is,
PI license is like, two grand.

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I could lend you the money.

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Think of it as an investment

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from someone
who believes in you.

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Wow, thanks, captain.
That means every...

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Whoa, hang on, you carry
a check book with you?

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'Course, you never know when
you're gonna need groceries.

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So cool.
Where are you?

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Picking up Amy's dad
at the airport.

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<i>Ooh, that's a strong move.</i>

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Have you successfully
changed everything

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about yourself as planned?

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Oh, yeah, you wouldn't
recognize me.

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I'm wearing a sweater,
I bought new shoes,

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I put something on my face
called "moisturizer."

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It's amazing.
Did you clean your car?

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I did, but it didn't
really take,

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so I just rented a new one,

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I printed out a sign
especially for him using

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his favorite font, Garamond.

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Who has a favorite font?

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The Santiagos do.
All of them.

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Oh, here he comes.
Gotta go, bye.

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Hey, Mr. Santiago.

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I am Jake Peralta,
Amy's boyfriend.

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Jake, nice to finally meet you.

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You too.
Ah, look at that.

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You're a Garamond man, huh?

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Of course, what other font
would I use, Cambria?

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Amy said you were a crack up,
but I had no idea.

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Oh, it's working.
What?

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Excuse me?
Shall we?

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Let me get your bag.
- Sure.

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The two hunks have arrived!

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Hi.

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So glad to have you here, dad.

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Happy to be here, tiger.

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How was your flight?
Oh, good, good, you know,

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I did "The Times" crossword.
Oh, great puzzle to do, right?

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Oh, my god, 17 down?
Oh, I know,

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what about 16 across?
What about 34 across?

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Oh, what about 45 down?

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What about 20 across?

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I also did it.
Yeah.

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So Jake and I had a great
conversation on the way here.

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You didn't tell me he was so
interested in mutual funds.

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Uh...

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Yeah, ugh,
Amy is so bored of hearing me

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talk about allocation,
asset mix, attribution analysis.

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These are just terms
I throw around all the time.

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In alphabetical order.

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Well, that's just
how my brain works.

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I mean, how would you list
financial terms,

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in random order?
What are you, crazy?

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He's got a point.
I like this guy.

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Yeah.

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Oh!
Captain Holt.

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This is my dad.
- Captain, heard a lot about you.

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And I you. Do you mind passing me
those crab puffs?

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Oh, certainly.
There you go.

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Thank you.
- Yeah.

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That was everything.
- Yeah, pretty big night.

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The three most important men
in your life under one roof.

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Well, will shorts isn't here.

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Oh.
Burn on Holt... probably.

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That's the one
you were talking about.

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<i>The cairn terrier
is intelligent and inquisitive</i>

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<i>with a bold personality.</i>

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"A bold personality."

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You're the bitch.

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Pimento is back.
How's the dog show going?

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Well,
it's not without its drama.

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Whoever groomed the Irish setter
might want to think about

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blowing his brains out.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
how's that wire fox terrier?

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Still in the lead?
In the lead?

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I doubt she even wins her group.
What?

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,
don't say that!

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What?
She's not gonna win?

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Ooh, I bet the check you gave me
on the wire fox terrier to win.

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Why would you do that?

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That money was to help you
get a pi license.

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Yeah, but I wanted to
pay you back fast.

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You made it sound like
the terrier was a sure thing.

250
00:08:49,010 --> 00:08:50,210
You said she was majestic.

251
00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,680
They're all majestic.

252
00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:53,850
This is a nationally-televised
dog show.

253
00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:55,050
This is the big time.

254
00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,743
Listen, mister,
I didn't give you that money

255
00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:58,213
so you could throw it away.
I want it back.

256
00:08:58,220 --> 00:08:59,790
We're gonna
pay your bookie a visit.

257
00:08:59,860 --> 00:09:01,020
What?
And so help me god,

258
00:09:01,090 --> 00:09:03,220
you better hope I don't miss
the "in memoriam."

259
00:09:03,290 --> 00:09:04,960
If it's dead dogs you wanna see,

260
00:09:05,030 --> 00:09:07,330
I know where to get my hands on
dozens of them.

261
00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,060
All right, choo-choo!

262
00:09:09,130 --> 00:09:11,230
Here comes the veggie train,
leaving the station.

263
00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,030
Next stop, a healthy body.

264
00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:15,570
Terry has kids.
Just carrots for me.

265
00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:17,000
I don't eat celery,
hate the stuff.

266
00:09:17,070 --> 00:09:18,070
Oh, that's funny.
Me too.

267
00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:19,670
Really?
Get out of town.

268
00:09:19,740 --> 00:09:20,900
Even though everybody says...

269
00:09:20,940 --> 00:09:22,680
They're basically
the same thing.

270
00:09:24,050 --> 00:09:25,943
I'm gonna go get a refill.
Do you want something?

271
00:09:25,950 --> 00:09:27,580
Oh, uh, you know,
if they have it,

272
00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,180
maybe, like, a dry Riesling?

273
00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:30,980
Excellent choice.
Thank you.

274
00:09:32,090 --> 00:09:33,453
They definitely have it.
I brought it.

275
00:09:33,460 --> 00:09:36,220
Wow, you are really
pulling this off.

276
00:09:36,290 --> 00:09:39,030
I know, all this research
is actually gonna work.

277
00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:40,323
Should I prepare for things
all the time?

278
00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,700
Yeah.
Nah, that's crazy.

279
00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,230
Look, I can't believe
you memorized

280
00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:44,730
that whole, huge binder.

281
00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:45,993
Oh, I didn't.
I brought it with me

282
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,700
and hid it out on the stoop.

283
00:09:47,770 --> 00:09:49,240
So do you have
a favorite watchmaker?

284
00:09:49,310 --> 00:09:52,840
I do, but I actually have to
run to the bathroom real quick.

285
00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,010
Watches...

286
00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,010
Gotcha.

287
00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:58,610
I guess if I had to pick
one watch,

288
00:09:58,680 --> 00:09:59,910
it would be Nomos glashutte.

289
00:09:59,980 --> 00:10:01,920
It's a German company
based in Saxony.

290
00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:03,283
Speaking of which,
I think I just dropped

291
00:10:03,290 --> 00:10:04,920
a bit of a glashutte
in the bathroom.

292
00:10:04,990 --> 00:10:06,290
Steer clear.

293
00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:07,953
The only downside is,
I've told him I have to pee

294
00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,290
so much he thinks I have a UTI.

295
00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,230
I wonder if he's ever had a UTI.

296
00:10:11,290 --> 00:10:12,753
You know what,
I'm gonna sneak outside

297
00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:15,100
and get the 411 on the UTI.
Brb.

298
00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,930
He loves abbreviations.

299
00:10:19,940 --> 00:10:22,440
Hey, Jake.
You looking for this?

300
00:10:22,510 --> 00:10:25,110
What?
Oh, no.

301
00:10:25,170 --> 00:10:27,240
Boyle, your turkey's here.

302
00:10:27,310 --> 00:10:29,780
All right, let's do this.

303
00:10:29,850 --> 00:10:31,380
Pretty cool, huh?

304
00:10:31,450 --> 00:10:34,780
I feel like Dexter. I think.
I never actually saw the show.

305
00:10:34,850 --> 00:10:36,010
Billboard gave me nightmares.

306
00:10:36,050 --> 00:10:38,120
Charles, are you crazy?

307
00:10:38,190 --> 00:10:41,050
No, I don't want to watch
a living animal die

308
00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:42,290
and then consume its flesh.

309
00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:43,983
How is this different
than eating a turkey

310
00:10:43,990 --> 00:10:45,123
that's been killed in a factory?

311
00:10:45,130 --> 00:10:46,293
Because I don't
have to see that.

312
00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:48,100
It's called
living in denial, you moron.

313
00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:51,670
Gina, I know it seems cruel,
but it's a swift death.

314
00:10:51,730 --> 00:10:53,170
One painless chop
removes the head.

315
00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:54,533
I mean, that doesn't
sound so bad.

316
00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:56,403
And then its decapitated
corpse only flops around

317
00:10:56,410 --> 00:10:58,140
for, like, half an hour.

318
00:10:58,210 --> 00:10:59,610
You know what?
You won't be able to

319
00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,980
go through with this if
I give this little guy a name.

320
00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,980
He's now Nikolaj.

321
00:11:04,050 --> 00:11:05,750
That's my son's name.

322
00:11:05,810 --> 00:11:08,280
Go ahead, cut Nikolaj's throat.

323
00:11:08,350 --> 00:11:10,180
Sorry, Gina,
but we need a turkey,

324
00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:11,850
and you're
the only one complaining.

325
00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:14,190
I don't like it either.
It's not a fair fight.

326
00:11:14,260 --> 00:11:15,990
Give the bird a gun,
then see what happens.

327
00:11:16,060 --> 00:11:17,340
Sarge, this must bother you too.

328
00:11:17,390 --> 00:11:19,990
Yeah, but eating
a big drumstick on Thanksgiving

329
00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:22,830
makes Terry feel like a king.
- Sorry, but it's five against two.

330
00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:25,170
Wait, you assume Hitchcock
and I want to eat that turkey?

331
00:11:25,230 --> 00:11:26,830
Yeah...?
Thank you.

332
00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:29,870
Charles, do what you need to do.
- Copy that.

333
00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:32,010
Uh-uh, no, hold up.

334
00:11:32,070 --> 00:11:33,870
Rosa, get the bird.
- On it.

335
00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:37,440
I'll stand here and sacrifice
my life to Charles's bloodlust.

336
00:11:37,510 --> 00:11:39,050
I'm not gonna kill you, Gina.

337
00:11:39,110 --> 00:11:42,980
Huh, then you already lost.
No, where are you going?

338
00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:44,890
Hey, you can run,
but you can't hide.

339
00:11:44,950 --> 00:11:47,350
The apartment will run red
with the blood of Nikolaj.

340
00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:48,580
Please stop calling him that.

341
00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:52,180
Fine fine

342
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,990
sneaking a cigarette.
I just can't quit.

343
00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:57,160
But you knew that, didn't you?
Page 136.

344
00:11:57,220 --> 00:11:59,420
What is that strange book
you're holding?

345
00:11:59,490 --> 00:12:00,860
I've never seen it before.

346
00:12:00,930 --> 00:12:03,930
"Jake Peralta's guide to
tricking Amy's dad."

347
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,030
What?
Who put that there?

348
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,460
Why did I use a title page?

349
00:12:06,530 --> 00:12:09,100
Relax, Jake, it's okay.
Actually, I'm quite impressed.

350
00:12:09,170 --> 00:12:10,300
You are?
Yeah, you did a ton

351
00:12:10,370 --> 00:12:12,100
of research here.
You made a binder.

352
00:12:12,170 --> 00:12:13,290
This is real Santiago stuff.

353
00:12:13,340 --> 00:12:16,110
Yeah, i-i guess it is.
I even used tabs.

354
00:12:16,180 --> 00:12:17,110
The good ones.
Yes.

355
00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:18,503
There are good and bad types
of tabs.

356
00:12:18,510 --> 00:12:19,943
That's something we all know.
I can't believe

357
00:12:19,950 --> 00:12:22,050
you did all this.
You've got my family tree,

358
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,850
all of my case files,
lot of photos.

359
00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:26,020
Yes, and might I add,

360
00:12:26,090 --> 00:12:28,150
your ponytail in the 90s
puts Amy's to shame.

361
00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:29,383
They used to call me
"the lion."

362
00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:30,860
Wow, cool nickname.

363
00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,520
They call me "the barracuda."

364
00:12:32,590 --> 00:12:34,423
Well, I call me that.
I'm hoping it catches on.

365
00:12:34,430 --> 00:12:35,623
I was wondering
what you thought about

366
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:38,000
one of my cases...

367
00:12:38,070 --> 00:12:39,360
First Essex bank heist.

368
00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:41,000
Yes, I read that one.

369
00:12:41,070 --> 00:12:42,933
They got robbed the day before
their grand opening.

370
00:12:42,940 --> 00:12:44,640
I never solved that one.

371
00:12:44,710 --> 00:12:46,370
That bothered me for 20 years.

372
00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,340
But I see that you wrote
a note here that says,

373
00:12:48,410 --> 00:12:50,580
"contractor did it,
so obvious."

374
00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,010
Oh, what?

375
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:55,080
Well, you know us millennials,
we're always exaggerating.

376
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:56,413
But what I think
happened there is,

377
00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:58,083
is that I was reading that file,
and I noticed

378
00:12:58,090 --> 00:13:00,150
that the contractor,
Russo, was the, um...

379
00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:02,250
Obvious?
 - Obvious suspect, but only

380
00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:03,613
in the sense that he was
the only one who could've

381
00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:05,123
possibly done it 'cause
he had the blueprint.

382
00:13:05,130 --> 00:13:07,430
I talked to Russo.
He had an alibi.

383
00:13:07,490 --> 00:13:09,160
Of course, of course.

384
00:13:09,230 --> 00:13:11,423
But, you know, the name of the
company was "Russo and sons,"

385
00:13:11,430 --> 00:13:15,670
so... I figure probably, maybe,
definitely the sons did it.

386
00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:17,940
Maybe. Probably.
For sure.

387
00:13:18,010 --> 00:13:20,170
Sons?
Oh, my god, the sons.

388
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:21,433
I think you might be
on to something.

389
00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,910
Really? I don't know
how I missed that.

390
00:13:23,980 --> 00:13:25,243
I bet they still live
here in New York.

391
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:26,573
We should go
talk to them right now.

392
00:13:26,580 --> 00:13:28,610
I mean, if that would be okay.

393
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:29,673
"Okay," are you kidding me?

394
00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:31,220
I would love to work
a case with you.

395
00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:32,420
That's amazing.

396
00:13:32,490 --> 00:13:35,050
Looks like the lion is
gonna roar again.

397
00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:39,020
And the barracuda is gonna...
- What?

398
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,360
Anyway, you get it, let's go.

399
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,600
Your bookie lives
in a college dorm?

400
00:13:45,670 --> 00:13:47,070
He's a freshman.
They don't let them

401
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:49,940
live off-campus first year.
Doi.

402
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,570
Hey, Adrian, come on in.
Happy Thanksgiving, man.

403
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:53,970
Can it, Alan.

404
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,970
Listen, I need the money back,

405
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:56,980
and I need it back now.

406
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,240
Aw, geez, I'm sorry.

407
00:13:58,310 --> 00:14:00,080
I can't do that.
I placed the bet online.

408
00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:01,273
It's not like I can cancel it.

409
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:02,710
You just placed the bet online?

410
00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:04,120
Yeah.
He could've done it himself.

411
00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:05,480
It's really easy.

412
00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:07,283
I kept telling him there's
no need for bookies anymore.

413
00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:09,150
No, no, no, I don't mess
with computers, okay?

414
00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:12,060
Ever since I died of dysentery
on the Oregon trail, I was like,

415
00:14:12,130 --> 00:14:14,090
no thank you.
I'm done with this.

416
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,523
Okay, look, the money's
already in the Caribbean.

417
00:14:15,530 --> 00:14:16,523
There's nothing I can do.

418
00:14:16,530 --> 00:14:19,430
Looks like we're going
to the Caribbean.

419
00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:24,803
You do know we're not
going to the Caribbean, right?

420
00:14:24,810 --> 00:14:27,440
I didn't know that.
That is a bummer.

421
00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:29,140
Come on, guys.

422
00:14:29,210 --> 00:14:31,010
It's getting late.
Open the door.

423
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:33,010
Not until you promise
to let this little turkey

424
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,010
live out the rest
of his life with Rosa.

425
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,410
What?
Why can't it live with you?

426
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,680
I'm an ideas man.

427
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,620
All right, that's it.
You've left me no choice.

428
00:14:42,190 --> 00:14:43,990
There we go.

429
00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:46,590
Thanks.
Now give us the bird.

430
00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:48,460
Gladly.
Whoop, whoop...

431
00:14:48,530 --> 00:14:49,630
Not that bird.

432
00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:51,030
Don't take another step.

433
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:52,430
This ends now.

434
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,000
I am so sorry, girl.

435
00:14:54,070 --> 00:14:55,800
Great party, but uh-uh.

436
00:14:55,870 --> 00:14:57,100
All right, here it is.

437
00:14:57,170 --> 00:14:59,140
Be free, noble bird.

438
00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:02,140
Be free, fly away.
Fly to freedom.

439
00:15:02,210 --> 00:15:03,640
Gina, turkeys can't fly.

440
00:15:04,810 --> 00:15:06,130
Why is he looking at me
like that?

441
00:15:07,610 --> 00:15:08,810
Nobody make any sudden moves.

442
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,720
Yeah, and those talons
are super sharp, huh?

443
00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:12,820
That thing's
a freaking dinosaur.

444
00:15:20,590 --> 00:15:23,330
So, where were you
the day the bank was robbed?

445
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,330
I don't understand, dad.
What's going on?

446
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,800
Well, honey, this man...
The barracuda.

447
00:15:27,870 --> 00:15:30,040
Wants to talk to me
about something that happened

448
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,540
<i>20 years ago,
and as I said to that man...</i>

449
00:15:32,610 --> 00:15:34,140
The lion.

450
00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:36,370
20 years ago,
I was in Pittsburgh

451
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,040
at a softball tournament.

452
00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:39,203
Oh, Pittsburgh, interesting.

453
00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:40,150
Home of the Bengals.

454
00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:41,210
Home of the Steelers.

455
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,913
No, this is the home of the stealers.
I set you up perfectly for that.

456
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:46,050
While you were busy
establishing an alibi,

457
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,190
your sons were back in Brooklyn
robbing the bank.

458
00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:49,753
But we were at
the softball tournament too.

459
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,783
Oh, convenient you say that
now when you have no proof.

460
00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:53,360
Didn't you guys
bring back a trophy?

461
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,730
A trophy's not really proof.

462
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,160
We also have a framed
photograph of the team,

463
00:15:57,230 --> 00:16:00,100
a videotape of the whole event,
39 eye-witnesses,

464
00:16:00,170 --> 00:16:01,830
a newspaper article about it,

465
00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:03,600
and security footage
from the gas stations

466
00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:05,600
we stopped at on the way
to and from Pittsburgh.

467
00:16:05,670 --> 00:16:07,610
Okay, I gotta say,
it seems a little weird

468
00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:09,270
you're so prepared
for these questions.

469
00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:10,610
No, it's not.

470
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,573
My brother and I had to gather
all that information

471
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,210
20 years ago
when we got accused of

472
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:15,880
the exact same stuff by him.

473
00:16:15,950 --> 00:16:17,380
Say what now?

474
00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:19,850
Captain, you seem upset.

475
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,240
Are you mad at me
about something?

476
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:24,520
Yes, obviously. I gave you $2,000,
and you threw it away.

477
00:16:24,590 --> 00:16:26,860
Ugh, I knew that was it.
Stupid, Adrian, stupid!

478
00:16:26,930 --> 00:16:30,100
And it's not just the money.
- I know... you believed in me.

479
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,900
And I took that belief,
and I just dumped all over it.

480
00:16:32,970 --> 00:16:34,870
Wait, Adrian, an SMS text alert.

481
00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:37,800
Just pulled my pants down
and squatted all...

482
00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:38,800
Adrian, be quiet.

483
00:16:38,870 --> 00:16:40,140
The beagle's been eliminated.

484
00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:42,110
Our dog is in the top three!

485
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,150
Put the dog show on, at once.

486
00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:50,120
The game's on.

487
00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:51,650
Put on the dog show, Hank!

488
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,690
It's in overtime.

489
00:16:58,190 --> 00:16:59,590
So what was that?
You set me up?

490
00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:00,823
You already knew
they had an alibi.

491
00:17:00,830 --> 00:17:01,860
Of course I did.
I guess

492
00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:03,353
I guess you must have
missed that fact

493
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,493
when you were putting together

494
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:05,900
your sloppy, lazy,
garbage binder.

495
00:17:05,970 --> 00:17:07,500
What?
I thought you loved my binder.

496
00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:08,890
You said
I used all the good tabs.

497
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:10,900
Those tabs weren't
even cascading.

498
00:17:10,970 --> 00:17:13,240
Okay.
Oh, I see.

499
00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:14,810
I think I know
what's happening here.

500
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,440
You're upset because Amy and I
have seen each other's butts.

501
00:17:17,510 --> 00:17:19,140
What?
Oh, god, it wasn't that.

502
00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:20,743
Please forget I said anything
about your daughter's butt.

503
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:21,973
You know why
I don't like you, Jake?

504
00:17:21,980 --> 00:17:23,350
'Cause of my binder, apparently.

505
00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:24,950
No.

506
00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:26,620
<i>Because of my binder.</i>

507
00:17:26,690 --> 00:17:28,820
What, you think I wouldn't
do my own research,

508
00:17:28,890 --> 00:17:30,290
find out everything I could

509
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:32,160
about whoever my daughter
is dating?

510
00:17:32,230 --> 00:17:34,483
Okay, fine, but it's not like
you found anything bad about me.

511
00:17:34,490 --> 00:17:36,530
I mean, look at this 100.

512
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,330
Out of 850.
Oh, no, really?

513
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,270
This binder tells the story
of a sloppy, disorganized,

514
00:17:41,330 --> 00:17:42,700
irresponsible individual

515
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,640
who's not allowed within
500 feet of Taylor Swift.

516
00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:46,940
That was a misunderstanding.

517
00:17:47,010 --> 00:17:48,710
You're not good enough
for my Amy.

518
00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:50,940
I don't want my only daughter
dating a screw-up.

519
00:17:51,010 --> 00:17:53,773
Oh, yeah? Well, I don't want my 
only girlfriend daughtering a jerk-dad.

520
00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:54,750
Burn on you.

521
00:17:58,090 --> 00:17:59,460
Can I answer it?
Am I good enough

522
00:17:59,530 --> 00:18:00,810
to have a conversation with her?

523
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,060
Honestly, no.

524
00:18:02,130 --> 00:18:03,960
Well, I don't care.
I'm doing it anyway.

525
00:18:04,030 --> 00:18:06,070
Hello, lover.
How's that butt?

526
00:18:06,130 --> 00:18:07,800
What?
Are you with my dad?

527
00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:09,700
<i>I sure am,
and you're on speaker phone.</i>

528
00:18:09,770 --> 00:18:13,870
So feel free to tell me
all about your sexuality

529
00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:17,740
and the intercourse we might
have together, getting it in.

530
00:18:17,810 --> 00:18:19,643
I was just calling
to tell you there's a turkey

531
00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:21,043
loose in the apartment,
but somehow that's not

532
00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:22,680
the weirdest part
of this phone call.

533
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,690
What's going on?

534
00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:28,660
Oh, nothing. Just had a real eye-opening
conversation with your dad.

535
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,060
I wanted his approval,
but he says

536
00:18:30,130 --> 00:18:31,183
I'll never be good enough
for you.

537
00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:32,430
<i>What the hell?
- I know, right?</i>

538
00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:35,130
Tell him he's wrong.
- No, I'm upset with you.

539
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,660
That's right, go get 'em, tiger.

540
00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:39,930
I'm also upset with you.
What is this, 1950?

541
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,193
I can't date someone unless
I have my father's approval?

542
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,840
Oh, obviously you can...
You guys act like this is

543
00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:47,510
your decision to make, like,
the woman doesn't even exist

544
00:18:47,580 --> 00:18:49,180
in this equation.
Well, this woman...

545
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,080
Wait, Amy, shut up.
Excuse me?

546
00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:53,180
I mean, I'm so sorry,
you were making a totally

547
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:54,973
valid point about gender
equality, but I just thought

548
00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:56,713
of something really important so
I'm gonna hang up on you, okay?

549
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,120
Love you, bye.

550
00:18:58,190 --> 00:19:00,090
It wasn't Russo or his sons.

551
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,160
It was the daughter!

552
00:19:03,930 --> 00:19:05,930
All right,
someone's gotta go out there

553
00:19:05,990 --> 00:19:07,660
and kill that feathery bastard.

554
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:10,163
Rosa, you're always looking for
an excuse to behead something.

555
00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:11,260
Don't look at me.

556
00:19:11,330 --> 00:19:12,923
Terry wastes all that time
building muscles,

557
00:19:12,930 --> 00:19:14,870
make him do it.
Oh, come on, you all know

558
00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:17,540
these are just for show.
Gina's the one who set him free.

559
00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:19,610
How was I supposed to know
there'd be consequences

560
00:19:19,670 --> 00:19:21,670
for my actions?
Enough.

561
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:23,980
I started this.

562
00:19:24,050 --> 00:19:25,980
I'm gonna end it.

563
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,050
It's turkey time.

564
00:19:40,230 --> 00:19:41,890
This is it, the final lap.

565
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,030
Bichon frise dismissed.

566
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,070
We're the top two,
just us and that stupid

567
00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:47,570
freaking schnauzer.

568
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,970
Come on, wire fox terrier.
Come on, baby.

569
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,570
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
The judge has made his decision.

570
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:53,740
Shut up!

571
00:19:53,810 --> 00:19:55,580
Hold my hand, captain.
Hold my hand.

572
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:59,180
<i>And best in show goes to
the wire fox terrier.</i>

573
00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:05,180
I'm gonna live forever!
Whoo!

574
00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:11,560
Charles?
It's been quiet for a while.

575
00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:14,030
Everything okay?

576
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:16,200
I was gonna chop
the heck out of this bastard,

577
00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:18,700
but then he looked me
in the eye,

578
00:20:18,770 --> 00:20:22,000
and I realized that
nature is beautiful.

579
00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:23,770
He scratched you up
real bad, didn't he?

580
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,240
Yep, he got me good.

581
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,040
It's okay.
Once I started

582
00:20:28,110 --> 00:20:30,610
giving him Gouda,
he showed me mercy.

583
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,110
So we're not eating
the turkey then?

584
00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:35,080
Obviously not.
- Hello, everyone.

585
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:38,020
Guess who just solved
a 20-year-old unsolvable case?

586
00:20:38,090 --> 00:20:39,520
Wait, what?

587
00:20:39,590 --> 00:20:41,253
You guys figured out who pulled
the first Essex bank job?

588
00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:43,060
Yep.
We realized

589
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:45,090
we never checked
the daughter's alibi.

590
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,060
She wasn't at the softball trip,
she had access to the plans,

591
00:20:48,130 --> 00:20:50,030
and then she just confessed.

592
00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:51,960
That's right.
We arrested a woman today

593
00:20:52,030 --> 00:20:53,700
because we are feminists.

594
00:20:53,770 --> 00:20:55,870
So, does this mean
you like each other now?

595
00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:56,870
Yep.
Jury's still out.

596
00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:58,640
Uh-oh.
Doesn't matter.

597
00:20:58,710 --> 00:21:01,970
It only matters what Amy thinks,
and apparently she loves you.

598
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:03,180
I do.

599
00:21:04,710 --> 00:21:06,173
That's the first time
we've ever kissed.

600
00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:07,650
Yeah!

601
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,150
The wire fox boys are back!
Whoo!

602
00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:10,150
Yeah!

603
00:21:12,890 --> 00:21:15,990
I just won 70 grand,
so, Rosa, pack your bags,

604
00:21:16,060 --> 00:21:17,990
we're going to Tampa.
- Tight. Can't wait.

605
00:21:17,991 --> 00:21:18,991
Guys, I'm not a ghoul.