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Whoa, what's with the cast?
I sprained my wrist.
2
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Oh, no.
What happened?
3
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Don't worry about it.
I'm fine.
4
00:00:08,815 --> 00:00:11,981
Yeah. Jeez, Amy. Back off.
Leave the guy alone.
5
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All right, huddle up. Everybody.
Bring it in. Bring it in.
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So, he wouldn't say what happened,
which can only mean one thing.
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He's in a fight club.
8
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No. He did it doing something
he's embarrassed by.
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Like smiling. Only question is,
how do you hurt your arm smiling?
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Could be a sports injury. I sprained my
wrist in college playing field hockey.
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Men's field hockey?
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Yeah. It's much more violent
than the women's game.
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We're not allowed to wear anything
that protects our breasts.
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Attention, everyone.
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I can hear you speculating about the nature
and origin of my injury from my office.
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I tripped over
an uneven sidewalk.
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I did not think it was
relevant to your jobs.
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The jobs which you should all be
doing right now. Get to work.
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Do you want to know how I
actually hurt my wrist?
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Yes.
I was hula-hooping.
21
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Kevin and I attend a class
for fitness and for fun.
22
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Oh, my God.
I've mastered all the moves.
23
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The pizza toss, the tornado, the
scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
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Why are you telling me this?
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Because no one
will ever believe you.
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No. No.
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You sick son of a bitch.
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Hey, hey. What has three thumbs
and just made another arrest?
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This guy!
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It doesn't work if you
don't put your thumb up.
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Thank you.
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Twenty-three solves
in one month?
33
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- New precinct record.
- Yeah!
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Thank you. Thanks.
35
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Dance with me, Jakey.
36
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Oh. No. And I will never
dance to that song.
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Way to go, Jakey!
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Whoa!
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Are those thumb tacks?
What the hell, Scully?
40
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I thought they'd make
good confetti.
41
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Why?
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This took a lot of hard work
and a lot of late nights.
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Take the weekend off, Peralta.
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Thank you. You know,
I actually might.
45
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I'm severely sleep deprived and
I'm way behind on laundry.
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Good work.
Oh. That's nice.
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Hey. What's with the bag?
48
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Are you going on a cruise with
your mom... in 1913?
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This is a very stylish bag.
No.
50
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Teddy and I are going to the
Berkshires for the weekend.
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Oh, for, like,
a police conference?
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Nope.
Just a romantic getaway.
53
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Wow. That's great.
I know.
54
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We're kind of taking
things to the next level.
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What are you doing this weekend?
Oh.
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Opposite of the Berkshires.
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"Workshires". Working.
Whole weekend.
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Fighting crime.
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I thought you were taking the
weekend off to do your laundry.
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Does crime take the weekend off
to do its laundry, Scully?
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No, it doesn't. Sorry.
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I know.
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Can I call you back?
Bye. What's up?
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Looking for paper towels.
65
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What are you doing in here?
66
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Talking to Vivian. We're still
trying to figure out whether
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we should move to Canada.
It's awful.
68
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Thank God it hasn't affected
how much we bathe together.
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Almost never?
All the time.
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Thing is, it's so hard to talk at
work, because there's no privacy.
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The roof is freezing. The
holding cell is full of perps.
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And their romantic advice
is not great.
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It's always to tell Vivian,
"Bitch, get your life right!"
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I tried it.
She did not like it.
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Let me work on it.
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Hands up, cop.
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Oh, no, no! It's
Teddy, your boyfriend.
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Aw. Boyfriend.
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Yeah. Can you
release my arm?
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Oh, yeah, sorry. Oh.
Good one.
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Thanks.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, uh, I just wanted to see you
before we left for the weekend.
84
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Aw, that's so gross.
What's this weekend?
85
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We rented a cabin in the Berkshires.
We're taking a couple's cooking class,
86
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and there's this
great antiques fair...
87
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Sounds like you two have a wonderful
lesbian vacation planned.
88
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Now, my question is. Will you
be back tomorrow afternoon?
89
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Because that is when you
promised Holt you'd help
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with his community
outreach meeting.
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That's this weekend?
I totally forgot.
92
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How did I let the Captain
talk me into that?
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Excuse me, everyone. Would
one of you be willing to...
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Me. I'll do it.
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I volunteer all my time.
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Crap. What am I
going to do?
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Well, it's okay.
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We can reschedule. I mean,
we'll lose the deposit. But...
99
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Or you could just
lie to Captain Holt.
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That's my policy for everything
and it always works.
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I'm not going to lie. I'll just
tell the Captain I made a mistake
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and he'll understand.
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Okay. But if you do lie,
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you can't go wrong with dental
emergency or death of a triplet.
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Now, that one you can use twice.
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Smart.
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Good news, Sergeant.
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I figured out what we're going
to work on this weekend.
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I'm working on spending
time with my family.
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We're having a fancy tea party.
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I am the king
of origami napkins.
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Wow, that's nice.
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I thought you were taking
the weekend off.
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No, I decided to spend the weekend
taking things to the next level.
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Work-wise. I found a cold case of ours that
everyone foolishly said was unsolvable.
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Case 52ABX-32QJ.
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Jake, Case 52ABX-32QJ
is unsolvable.
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Or maybe Case 52ABX-32QJ is waiting
for someone to de-unsolve it.
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What's Case 52ABX-32QJ?
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Case 52ABX... We've got to find
a way to abbreviate this thing.
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Anyway, it's an old case that the Sarge
and I worked about eight years ago.
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This guy, Nate Dexter, was
murdered in a boat explosion.
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No witnesses, no leads,
minimal evidence.
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This case almost killed us.
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Yeah, but I'm on a hot streak.
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Plus, we're better
detectives now.
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We're smarter,
computers are faster,
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no more Blockbuster, drones...
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I'm feeling it.
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That was creepy.
Yeah?
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But convincing.
Oh, he's standing up.
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I've always wanted to
solve that case.
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And think about how good it
would feel to finally do it.
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What's the best moment
of your life?
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My wedding day, tied with the
day my babies were born.
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Compared to this, those
memories will be garbage.
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You don't know
what you're saying.
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Because I'm not married and
I don't have kids? Right?
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Okay.
Here's what we know.
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Nate Dexter was a small time
crook who pissed someone off.
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They blew up his boat with him
still on it and left no evidence,
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except this one charred finger
and Nate's melted torso.
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Man, I'm having
deja vu right now.
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Whoever did it left no evidence,
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except one charred finger
and Nate's melted torso.
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So, in other words,
nothing's changed.
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Except our attitudes.
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So, we start at the last place that Dexter
was seen before he went to the marina.
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His apartment. I'm telling you, Sarge,
I got a good feeling about this.
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Oh, no! Well, it appears
his building was torn down.
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I know this seems like bad
news, but on the plus side,
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the harder the solve,
the sweeter the solve.
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No, it's just bad news.
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You're bad news.
What?
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What? I'm just saying, you're
bad news for bad guys.
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00:07:01,256 --> 00:07:03,522
'Cause you're a number one cop.
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The blacker the berry, the
sweeter the juice. What?
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What? Let's solve the case.
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00:07:09,940 --> 00:07:12,912
Hey, we need to tell
Charles about Babylon.
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He needs a private place to
talk to Vivian. What? No.
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Babylon is our secret place.
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It's the best thing in my life,
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and I have a very full life.
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Do you know I know Papa John?
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The Papa John.
Someone is lying to you.
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We can't tell Charles. He is
incapable of keeping a secret.
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I shouldn't tell you this, but we're
throwing you a surprise party later.
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Look. We tell Charles
about Babylon,
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or I shred your nap blanket
into a million tiny rags.
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No, I love Wolfie.
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Fine. You win.
Tell Charles.
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Hold me close, little Wolfie.
Hold me.
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All right, convict. What do you know
about the murder of Nate Dexter?
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Look, I'll tell you
the same thing...
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...I told you
eight years ago.
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I don't know anything
about Nate Dexter.
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And even if I did...
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The best French toast I ever ate
was with Mayor Lindsay's dog.
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He's very old.
He's lost his mind.
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We're making progress.
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Hello, Captain, my old friend.
I've come to talk with you, again.
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I've lapsed into song lyrics.
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Santiago, can I help you?
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I need to speak with you
about this weekend.
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Ah, yes. I'm so happy you'll be there to
oversee the audio/visual presentation.
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The last time did not go well.
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The next chart shows the drop in the
crime rate over the last month.
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I just erased everything.
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I'm so sorry, but I think I'm going
to be unable to help out tomorrow.
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Why is that?
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Dental emergency. I'm getting
my wisdom teeth pulled.
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Wow, you must be
in a lot of pain.
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Yeah, I've been
in pain for days.
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I had no idea you were
living like this.
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No one knows.
I am a rock.
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I am an island. I have lapsed
into song lyrics again. Okay.
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That's all of them. What?
What about Frank Williams?
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00:09:02,970 --> 00:09:07,001
He's in the infirmary. He was beat up
pretty good. Lot of internal bleeding.
199
00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:10,985
Awesome. I mean, not the internal
bleeding thing. That sounds horrifying.
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00:09:11,087 --> 00:09:14,407
But I bet you we can get him to talk if we
offer to move him from his current address
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00:09:14,427 --> 00:09:16,090
on Beatdown Boulevard.
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00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:18,464
That's a great idea.
Looks like we got lucky.
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00:09:18,535 --> 00:09:22,305
Hey, side note. "Beatdown Boulevard".
Good name for my debut hip-hop record.
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Strongly disagree.
Okay.
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00:09:24,948 --> 00:09:28,353
Will you just tell me where
we're going? Guys? Guys.
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00:09:29,725 --> 00:09:31,695
Oh, my God, you're
going to beat me up.
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Welcome to Babylon.
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It's our secret bathroom.
209
00:09:39,144 --> 00:09:40,635
It's so beautiful.
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00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:42,673
There used to be a transit
police squad down here.
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00:09:42,685 --> 00:09:45,520
This was the Captain's bathroom.
I found it a while back.
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00:09:45,591 --> 00:09:49,531
She told me about it a year ago, when I
got stomach flu from that sewer rave.
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Fun night, though.
214
00:09:50,801 --> 00:09:52,737
We've put a lot of effort
into making this place nice.
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Look.
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Weird crystals.
217
00:09:56,880 --> 00:10:02,017
Also, lavender scented candles, a zebra
skin rug, and the toilet paper is...
218
00:10:02,091 --> 00:10:03,684
Mmm. Triple ply.
219
00:10:04,028 --> 00:10:06,260
Turns anyone's bottom
into a VIP.
220
00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:08,770
More importantly,
it has great cell service.
221
00:10:08,838 --> 00:10:11,478
We thought you could use this place
to call Vivian when you need to.
222
00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:14,107
But you have to promise not
to tell anyone about this.
223
00:10:14,282 --> 00:10:15,376
I pinky promise.
224
00:10:15,452 --> 00:10:17,319
Hmm. Not good enough.
225
00:10:17,990 --> 00:10:19,516
Blood pact.
Ah!
226
00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,793
All right, Frank,
let's recap, shall we?
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00:10:21,864 --> 00:10:24,335
You slipped and fell.
Onto a shiv.
228
00:10:24,403 --> 00:10:27,466
Then, you got up and fell backwards.
Onto another shiv.
229
00:10:27,576 --> 00:10:31,072
And finally, one last shiv fell from
the ceiling and into your body.
230
00:10:31,150 --> 00:10:34,145
I'm going to go out on a limb here.
I think you got shivved.
231
00:10:34,223 --> 00:10:35,521
What do you guys want?
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00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:36,618
We want to make a deal.
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00:10:36,695 --> 00:10:38,665
You know anything about the
murder of Nate Dexter?
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00:10:38,732 --> 00:10:39,893
Maybe.
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00:10:39,968 --> 00:10:41,266
What do I get if I do?
236
00:10:41,337 --> 00:10:43,170
How about a transfer
to another cell block?
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00:10:43,241 --> 00:10:44,938
One with fewer shivs.
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00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:47,642
Okay. I can't be sure,
239
00:10:47,717 --> 00:10:50,883
but I think Dexter owed money
to a guy named Sam Bunsen.
240
00:10:51,091 --> 00:10:52,993
And that's a new lead.
241
00:10:53,095 --> 00:10:55,725
First lead in eight years.
You were right.
242
00:10:55,801 --> 00:10:58,601
Oh, Beatdown Boulevard
243
00:10:58,673 --> 00:10:59,834
It's the toughest
street in town...
244
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:00,968
No. No.
245
00:11:01,044 --> 00:11:03,241
And if you step to a Dexter crew
246
00:11:03,315 --> 00:11:04,682
You're bound to get beat down
247
00:11:04,752 --> 00:11:05,752
Oh, huh, huh, huh, huh
248
00:11:06,389 --> 00:11:08,325
Santiago. How are your
teeth feeling?
249
00:11:08,393 --> 00:11:10,625
Oh. Dental emergency?
250
00:11:10,697 --> 00:11:12,963
Yes, it just sort of happened.
251
00:11:13,035 --> 00:11:16,065
It still hurts, but I can
make it till tomorrow.
252
00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:18,169
Well, if you're in this much pain,
I don't think you should wait.
253
00:11:18,246 --> 00:11:21,184
My brother-in-law is one of the top
oral surgeons in the quint-state area.
254
00:11:21,252 --> 00:11:23,484
That's two better than
the tri-state area.
255
00:11:23,556 --> 00:11:27,462
He's agreed to see you tonight at 6:00
as a personal favor to me and Kevin.
256
00:11:27,531 --> 00:11:32,907
Wow. Tonight. Thank you,
but that's not going to work.
257
00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:37,910
Because of the anesthesia and driving
myself home. Uh, I'll just go tomorrow.
258
00:11:38,354 --> 00:11:40,051
Teddy can take me.
Nonsense.
259
00:11:40,124 --> 00:11:42,492
I'll drive you to and from
the dentist office myself.
260
00:11:43,264 --> 00:11:45,234
That's great.
Just great.
261
00:11:47,072 --> 00:11:49,065
He's a good dude.
262
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,009
He's a good, good dude.
263
00:11:52,515 --> 00:11:56,250
Hey, Sarge. No sign of Sam Bunsen in the
federal database. You got anything?
264
00:11:56,323 --> 00:11:59,888
Bad news. I only found his wife, and she
hasn't heard from him in eight years.
265
00:11:59,964 --> 00:12:01,193
That doesn't sound good.
266
00:12:01,267 --> 00:12:03,931
Yeah, that's why I started
by saying, "Bad news."
267
00:12:04,005 --> 00:12:06,169
Terry believes in having
a clear topic sentence.
268
00:12:06,277 --> 00:12:08,976
I bet Mrs. Bunsen is lying. She
knows where her husband is.
269
00:12:09,050 --> 00:12:10,484
I pushed pretty hard.
270
00:12:10,552 --> 00:12:12,552
She said she's willing
to take a lie detector test.
271
00:12:12,556 --> 00:12:14,492
Well, then, let's bust
out the polygraph.
272
00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:15,995
Lie detector truth or dare.
273
00:12:16,064 --> 00:12:18,900
No, Boyle, last time we did that, you
ended up telling everyone you had a crush
274
00:12:19,003 --> 00:12:20,836
on the tea-pot from
Beauty and the Beast.
275
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,399
It's the way they drew her.
276
00:12:28,256 --> 00:12:30,658
All right, Pretty Boy, where is it?
Where's what?
277
00:12:30,727 --> 00:12:31,990
The secret bathroom.
278
00:12:32,130 --> 00:12:34,157
Secret what?
Bathroom where?
279
00:12:34,969 --> 00:12:36,562
Okay, Captain,
I'll be right there.
280
00:12:36,639 --> 00:12:38,165
Don't lie to us.
281
00:12:38,242 --> 00:12:39,267
We've been watching you.
282
00:12:40,246 --> 00:12:44,050
At 11:18 a.m., Rosa told you to follow
her and you guys left together.
283
00:12:44,789 --> 00:12:47,727
You returned at 11:31,
smelling of lavender.
284
00:12:49,399 --> 00:12:52,199
And you've been drinking
chamomile tea all day long
285
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,366
and haven't been to
the men's room once.
286
00:12:54,442 --> 00:12:56,605
Since when are you two so
into being good detectives?
287
00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,377
Since it came to
secret bathrooms.
288
00:12:58,817 --> 00:13:00,116
Tell us where it is.
289
00:13:00,187 --> 00:13:01,246
Now!
290
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:04,492
Okay. Please state your
name one more time.
291
00:13:04,662 --> 00:13:07,532
Are we really doing this again?
It's, like, the fifth time.
292
00:13:07,602 --> 00:13:09,800
That's a lie.
It's only the fourth time.
293
00:13:10,274 --> 00:13:12,677
No? Okay, my bad.
Continue.
294
00:13:13,146 --> 00:13:17,109
I'm Sophia Bunsen. I haven't talked
to my husband in eight years.
295
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:22,698
This is Nate Dexter. He was friends with
my husband. I didn't know he was dead.
296
00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:26,203
You think my husband killed him,
but I guarantee that's impossible.
297
00:13:27,977 --> 00:13:31,712
Okay, good. But not good enough.
Let's do it again.
298
00:13:31,818 --> 00:13:34,949
Jake, what's going on with you? She
passed the test, like, five times.
299
00:13:35,025 --> 00:13:40,628
Or maybe she's in cahoots with him!
Hmm? Are you two cahooting?
300
00:13:41,003 --> 00:13:42,438
Are you cahooting?
301
00:13:42,507 --> 00:13:45,274
Jake. It's over, man. We had a lead.
Now, it's dead.
302
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:46,837
It happens.
No.
303
00:13:46,982 --> 00:13:48,542
If it's not her
and it's not him...
304
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,589
Which I'm still not
convinced of, by the way.
305
00:13:50,656 --> 00:13:52,216
Then it's got to be the machine.
306
00:13:52,293 --> 00:13:56,199
Strap me in, Sergeant. I'm taking
this thing for a test drive of truth.
307
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:58,997
Thanks for taking us, Martin.
308
00:13:59,074 --> 00:14:00,543
Please, Ray, we're family.
309
00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:03,940
Neither of us can
understand you at all.
310
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:07,456
The visual examination doesn't
show much inflammation.
311
00:14:07,524 --> 00:14:10,189
But these x-rays should
be more telling.
312
00:14:10,263 --> 00:14:12,563
Let's see what's
beneath the surface.
313
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:13,727
Don't! Stop!
314
00:14:13,803 --> 00:14:15,067
Santiago.
315
00:14:15,474 --> 00:14:17,842
I... Oh, God.
316
00:14:18,914 --> 00:14:23,321
I forgot I promised to help you and I made
plans to go to Berkshires with my boyfriend.
317
00:14:23,390 --> 00:14:24,882
Oh.
Wait.
318
00:14:26,697 --> 00:14:29,395
So, you lied to me
to get out of work?
319
00:14:30,872 --> 00:14:34,903
Yes. I may be a liar,
but I've got great teeth.
320
00:14:34,980 --> 00:14:36,609
And no one can
take that from me.
321
00:14:36,683 --> 00:14:38,414
Have you heard of
over-brushing?
322
00:14:39,256 --> 00:14:40,281
Oh, no.
323
00:14:40,358 --> 00:14:45,130
Your aggressive technique has stripped away
the protective enamel and much of your gum.
324
00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:46,692
You have seven cavities.
325
00:14:47,773 --> 00:14:50,939
I have to say... I feel
like you deserve this.
326
00:14:52,148 --> 00:14:56,647
Charles, what the hell is wrong with you?
You told Hitchcock and Scully?
327
00:14:57,893 --> 00:14:59,419
No. What?
328
00:14:59,497 --> 00:15:02,127
Yep. This is happening.
329
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:06,539
They were scary. It was like that moment in
Planet of the Apes when the monkey talked.
330
00:15:06,611 --> 00:15:10,073
Look, I'm sorry. You let me
into your special place. Ew.
331
00:15:10,152 --> 00:15:11,917
I messed up, and I'll fix it.
332
00:15:11,989 --> 00:15:13,252
That's okay, Charles.
You don't have to.
333
00:15:13,325 --> 00:15:16,890
No. It's not okay.
Babylon hath fallen.
334
00:15:16,966 --> 00:15:19,870
Charles betrayed us, and I
will make him pay for it.
335
00:15:19,938 --> 00:15:22,603
Gina, enough. Boyle needed the
bathroom, so we told him about it.
336
00:15:22,677 --> 00:15:24,544
Just like I told you,
when you needed it.
337
00:15:24,615 --> 00:15:25,981
Leave him alone.
He saved my life.
338
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,578
Plus, he's pitiful and
his life is crap right now.
339
00:15:28,656 --> 00:15:30,125
Yeah, it is.
340
00:15:30,293 --> 00:15:31,625
Thank you, Rosa.
341
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:35,936
I'm telling you, this machine is broken.
Ask me a question.
342
00:15:36,305 --> 00:15:38,241
Is Jay-Z really
your favorite artist?
343
00:15:38,309 --> 00:15:39,572
Yes, obviously.
344
00:15:39,746 --> 00:15:42,046
Lie.
See? It's busted.
345
00:15:42,117 --> 00:15:45,214
Is it? Or is your favorite
artist really Taylor Swift?
346
00:15:45,356 --> 00:15:46,757
No.
347
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,258
Lie.
348
00:15:48,330 --> 00:15:50,300
All right, fine, she is.
349
00:15:50,935 --> 00:15:52,164
She makes me feel things.
350
00:15:52,238 --> 00:15:54,470
She makes all of us feel things!
351
00:15:55,077 --> 00:15:57,775
Look, that machine is
working just fine.
352
00:15:57,848 --> 00:16:00,046
Why are you being
so crazy about this case?
353
00:16:00,221 --> 00:16:02,920
I wanted to work the
toughest case we had. Why?
354
00:16:02,993 --> 00:16:04,393
Because it would feel
awesome to solve it.
355
00:16:04,462 --> 00:16:06,342
Because a real man doesn't
run from a challenge.
356
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,666
I mean, do they run
from the bulls in Pamplona?
357
00:16:08,871 --> 00:16:10,898
Yeah. That's the
whole point of it.
358
00:16:10,976 --> 00:16:12,809
Seriously?
That seems lame.
359
00:16:12,879 --> 00:16:15,145
I don't know why you want to spend
the entire weekend at work,
360
00:16:15,217 --> 00:16:17,050
but I'm going home to my family.
361
00:16:17,121 --> 00:16:18,681
See you tomorrow, Jake.
362
00:16:19,092 --> 00:16:22,327
Fine, abandon me. I don't
want you here, anyway.
363
00:16:22,866 --> 00:16:24,426
That's a lie.
Come on, man.
364
00:16:26,707 --> 00:16:29,372
I got here an hour early.
This better be good.
365
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:32,145
Mmm. Holy Moses. What
happened to you?
366
00:16:32,219 --> 00:16:35,522
I have not slept in since I
last saw you many hours.
367
00:16:35,693 --> 00:16:38,061
Plus, I think I'm
hallucinating, because
368
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,964
I'm pretty sure I just heard
your biceps mocking me.
369
00:16:40,035 --> 00:16:43,064
No, that's possible. My
biceps mock a lot of people.
370
00:16:43,141 --> 00:16:44,508
Mmm. Good to know.
371
00:16:44,577 --> 00:16:48,142
So, I re-watched the interrogation.
And get this.
372
00:16:48,585 --> 00:16:52,116
Sophia wasn't lying about anything. She
doesn't know who killed Nate Dexter.
373
00:16:52,193 --> 00:16:57,363
But she does know something
way better. Come with me.
374
00:17:01,011 --> 00:17:02,274
Jake.
Hmm?
375
00:17:02,448 --> 00:17:04,212
People normally move
after they say that.
376
00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:09,660
Oh, yeah, I fell asleep for a second.
Sorry. Come with me.
377
00:17:11,766 --> 00:17:15,501
Okay. Ah! Are ya'll ready for this?
You know what I'm saying?
378
00:17:15,975 --> 00:17:20,507
Terry Jeffords, allow me to introduce
to you, our murder victim,
379
00:17:20,818 --> 00:17:23,311
the not-dead
Nate Dexter.
380
00:17:23,924 --> 00:17:25,358
What the hell is going on?
381
00:17:25,427 --> 00:17:27,021
Poof. Right?
382
00:17:27,131 --> 00:17:30,366
Sophia wasn't lying. I was just
not asking the right questions.
383
00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:32,251
She hadn't seen her husband
in eight years,
384
00:17:32,275 --> 00:17:34,745
but she was positive there was
no way that he killed Dexter.
385
00:17:34,813 --> 00:17:37,376
That's when it occurred to me.
No one killed him.
386
00:17:38,053 --> 00:17:40,421
Hey, Nate. Just talking
about how you're alive.
387
00:17:40,491 --> 00:17:41,960
Yeah. I'm alive.
388
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,156
But whose melted
torso did we find?
389
00:17:47,272 --> 00:17:49,333
Sophia's husband.
Yes!
390
00:17:49,476 --> 00:17:51,469
Sophia and Dexter were
having an affair.
391
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,745
Husband found out,
Nate killed him.
392
00:17:53,852 --> 00:17:56,220
Now, I'm telling my friend
about how you killed that guy.
393
00:17:56,290 --> 00:17:57,384
It was for love.
394
00:17:57,460 --> 00:17:58,951
Cool motive.
Still a murder.
395
00:17:59,029 --> 00:18:02,298
Also, you remember that severed finger?
Check this out.
396
00:18:02,369 --> 00:18:04,601
Hey, Nate, show us
your hands, please.
397
00:18:05,442 --> 00:18:07,139
Oh-ho! Right?
398
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:10,249
Cut it off himself.
How screwed up is that?
399
00:18:10,319 --> 00:18:13,587
Anyway, I asked all my CI's if they had
dealings with a nine-fingered man.
400
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:16,220
Unsolvable case, solved.
401
00:18:16,297 --> 00:18:17,297
Whoo!
402
00:18:18,168 --> 00:18:19,660
What did you want to
talk to us about?
403
00:18:19,738 --> 00:18:24,339
Well, I got Hitchcock and Scully to
promise never to use our bathroom again.
404
00:18:24,414 --> 00:18:27,511
How did you do that? The Donald and
I call it "The Art of the Deal".
405
00:18:27,888 --> 00:18:31,191
You want your bathroom back? Fine. I want
your chair. Mine smells like my butt.
406
00:18:31,295 --> 00:18:32,388
Ew. Fine.
407
00:18:32,464 --> 00:18:33,990
And we want your coyote blanket.
408
00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:36,937
It's not a coyote. It's a wolf.
Learn your animals, idiot.
409
00:18:37,007 --> 00:18:39,740
Told you she wasn't serious.
Let's go, Scully.
410
00:18:39,879 --> 00:18:40,879
Fine.
411
00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:43,918
I can't believe you gave up Wolfie.
It was worth it.
412
00:18:44,021 --> 00:18:45,957
Plus, I'm done with wolves now.
413
00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:49,257
I'm into angry unicorns.
414
00:18:49,632 --> 00:18:51,625
If I was a unicorn,
I'd never be angry.
415
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:56,543
Jake. Nice job on the case.
Great solve. Thanks.
416
00:18:56,646 --> 00:18:58,240
Aren't you supposed to
be in the Berkshires?
417
00:18:58,317 --> 00:18:59,649
I had a dental thing.
418
00:18:59,719 --> 00:19:00,959
But you're such a good brusher.
419
00:19:01,022 --> 00:19:02,081
I know!
420
00:19:02,158 --> 00:19:04,151
Turns out that was my undoing.
Classic.
421
00:19:04,262 --> 00:19:06,459
Yeah.
Hey, you remember Teddy.
422
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,899
Oh, yeah. Hey, man. How are you?
Great solve.
423
00:19:08,972 --> 00:19:10,999
Can I buy you a pilsner? They
have awesome pilsners here.
424
00:19:11,076 --> 00:19:12,375
Teddy's really into pilsners.
425
00:19:12,446 --> 00:19:13,471
Cool.
426
00:19:13,548 --> 00:19:19,459
Attention! Everyone, raise your
glasses to the amazing Jake Peralta.
427
00:19:19,727 --> 00:19:25,694
Today, he did the impossible.
He closed Case 52ABX-32QJ.
428
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:28,806
Speech! Speech! Speech!
429
00:19:28,879 --> 00:19:31,441
Look, the real hero here
is the murderer.
430
00:19:31,517 --> 00:19:33,009
Because without him,
there wouldn't be a case.
431
00:19:33,087 --> 00:19:36,618
So, here's to Nate Dexter,
the murderer.
432
00:19:42,039 --> 00:19:45,410
Captain, I want to
apologize for lying.
433
00:19:45,946 --> 00:19:47,006
Thank you.
434
00:19:47,717 --> 00:19:49,209
Next time just talk to me.
435
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:50,746
Okay.
436
00:19:51,826 --> 00:19:54,855
Now, I know this comes on
the heels of betraying you,
437
00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:59,772
but can I have next weekend off to go to
that cabin in the Berkshires with Teddy?
438
00:20:05,152 --> 00:20:08,147
Okay.
Oh, thank you, sir.
439
00:20:13,103 --> 00:20:15,539
I still can't feel my mouth.
Did a little bit dribble out?
440
00:20:16,242 --> 00:20:17,676
What's going on with you?
441
00:20:18,146 --> 00:20:21,146
For the past two days, you've been telling
me how amazing it was going to be
442
00:20:21,219 --> 00:20:22,517
to solve this case.
443
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,353
This does not look amazing.
444
00:20:24,425 --> 00:20:25,519
I don't know, man.
445
00:20:25,595 --> 00:20:27,428
I thought I'd be
more psyched, too.
446
00:20:27,499 --> 00:20:29,092
Maybe I just need a cooler case.
447
00:20:29,168 --> 00:20:32,232
No. That is not
going to work.
448
00:20:32,308 --> 00:20:34,710
You set the precinct record,
you weren't happy.
449
00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:37,718
You solved an unsolvable
case, you weren't happy.
450
00:20:37,786 --> 00:20:39,517
No case is going to
make you happy.
451
00:20:40,558 --> 00:20:42,027
Something's bothering you.
452
00:20:42,095 --> 00:20:44,588
And whatever it is,
you've got to deal with it.
453
00:20:45,803 --> 00:20:50,301
Yeah. Well, maybe I can't deal with
it right now, or you know, whatever.
454
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:57,319
Ooh. That's a tough one.
455
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:58,819
Yeah.
456
00:20:58,895 --> 00:21:01,833
But solving more cases isn't going
to make you feel any better.
457
00:21:03,238 --> 00:21:05,538
Having a drink with
a friend might, though.
458
00:21:06,678 --> 00:21:08,409
Thank you, but I don't think
another drink
459
00:21:08,481 --> 00:21:09,676
is going to help.
460
00:21:10,419 --> 00:21:12,150
I think having a lot
more drinks might help.
461
00:21:12,223 --> 00:21:14,888
Ah! There he is!
462
00:21:16,464 --> 00:21:19,369
So... Amy, huh?
463
00:21:19,638 --> 00:21:20,838
We're going to need some shots.
464
00:21:20,874 --> 00:21:23,140
What a man, what a man
What a man
465
00:21:23,212 --> 00:21:24,942
What a mighty good man...
466
00:21:25,015 --> 00:21:26,484
Everybody, comes around!
467
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:28,647
What a man, what a man
What a man
468
00:21:28,723 --> 00:21:30,352
What a mighty good man
469
00:21:30,426 --> 00:21:32,987
I hate myself right now.