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What the hell?

2
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Man, they forgot my pico de gallo.

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<b><font color="#ff0000">Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com</font></b>

4
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Oh, love the shirt, Jake.

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Lilith Fair '98 had the best lineup.

6
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Meshell Ndegeocello
crushed it that year.

7
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Thank you, Boyle, but
this is not my shirt.

8
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I slept at Amy's and I spilled
ranch dressing on mine.

9
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Don't you have a drawer full of clothes

10
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at her place by this point?

11
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Yeah, I spilled ranch
dressing all over the drawer.

12
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What's so hard to understand
about this, guys?

13
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Why don't you two move
in together already?

14
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I thought you were planning to.

15
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We are. We just haven't decided

16
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whose apartment we're going to live in.

17
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I think Jake should move into mine,

18
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because it's bigger, nicer, and
isn't covered in black mold.

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Black mold, Amy? Not cool.

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- Right, Terry?
- What?

21
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I rest my case. Besides,
my place is cheaper

22
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and it's in a cooler neighborhood.

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Yeah. That neighborhood is
technically called Cobblestink.

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All right, everyone. Listen up.

25
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We have a situation. Ten minutes ago,

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a prison van overturned
on Nevins Street.

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It was carrying nine convicts
who are now at large.

28
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It's our job to bring them in.

29
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Ladies and gentlemen,

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this is a manhunt.

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A manhunt.

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Okay, what I want from
each and every one of you

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is a hard-target search

34
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of every gas station, residence,

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warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse,

36
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outhouse, and doghouse in the area.

37
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Your fugitive's name
is Dr. Richard Kimble.

38
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There must be some sort of error.

39
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There are nine fugitives,

40
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and none of them are named Kimble.

41
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- I didn't kill my wife!
- What?

42
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You're supposed to go, "I don't care!"

43
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- I don't care.
- Let the manhunt begin.

44
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Patrol officers have secured
a ten-block perimeter.

45
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All civilians are being evacuated.

46
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Here's what the convicts were in for:

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arson, kidnapping, racketeering,

48
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assault and battery, forgery
and counterfeiting,

49
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triple homicide.

50
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Whoo!

51
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What? I'm not excited about the murders.

52
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I'm excited about the
chance to avenge them.

53
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You guys are the weird ones.

54
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Diaz, I want you here with
me interviewing witnesses.

55
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The rest of you will
search the secured area

56
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in the following teams: Santiago, Boyle;

57
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Jeffords and Peralta.

58
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Get to work.

59
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Okay. We'll start south of Nevins.

60
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You two start at Bond and we'll
rendezvous in the middle,

61
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assuming, of course, Boyle
and I haven't already caught

62
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all the fugitives by the
time you two show up.

63
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Amy, there are nine hardened criminals

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running free in the streets.

65
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This is hardly the time
for childish trash talk.

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It's time for a bet.

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- A crazy-ass bet.
- What are you thinking?

68
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Whoever catches the most fugitives

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gets to keep their apartment.

70
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Loser moves in with the winner.

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All right. I'm in.

72
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I hope you like sleeping in a
bed with a thousand pillows.

73
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Well, I hope you like
sharing my one grey towel.

74
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Was it grey when you bought it?

75
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I didn't buy it.

76
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It was in the apartment when I moved in.

77
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Are you sure you don't want
to just move in with me?

78
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We already shook on it. The bet stands.

79
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Prepare to die, and by "die,"
I mean move in with me.

80
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Here we go.

81
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<i>I get that the streets are empty,</i>

82
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but slow down, man.

83
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Terry forgot his Dramamine.

84
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Stakes are high, Sarge.

85
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I know it doesn't matter to you,
but I really want to beat Amy.

86
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Doesn't matter? Look, I
am completely on board.

87
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You need your own space.

88
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I had a painting studio in my apartment.

89
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Was this in the '90s?

90
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Did you wear overalls and no shirt?

91
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Every chance I got.

92
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But then I moved in with Sharon.

93
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And then the kids came along.

94
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You know where I have to paint now?

95
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My acrylics!

96
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I am not gonna let you lose this bet.

97
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The march toward the closet
starts with a single step.

98
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Cool. So, basically just
telling me not to get married

99
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and have kids... Anything from dispatch?

100
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Security footage from a
bank near the accident.

101
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Two fugitives ran past going
north toward Flatbush.

102
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Looks like the arsonist
and the gun runner.

103
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Let's go after the arsonist first.

104
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I thought of the perfect thing
to say when we catch him

105
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that no one else could
ever have possibly...

106
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"You're burnt"?

107
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No.

108
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Initial reports had one of
the fugitives heading south

109
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on Lincoln Place.

110
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On it.

111
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So, I know you're Jake's
best friend, and...

112
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Did he say that? Did
you get that on tape?

113
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- No.
- No, he didn't say that

114
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or no, you didn't get it on tape?

115
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Doesn't matter. Either way,
you screwed up big time.

116
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Anyway, all I'm saying is I
know you're Jake's best friend

117
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and you really want him
to win this bet...

118
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Are you kidding? That's
the last thing I want.

119
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Jake moving in with you
is my dream come true.

120
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Your apartment is two
blocks away from mine.

121
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Jake will be able to pop by any time.

122
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Imagine it.

123
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He's had a tough day.
He's fighting with Amy.

124
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You know how you let things escalate.

125
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So, he just walks over to my place,

126
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bottle of wine in hand,

127
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and we just talk it out.

128
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And then by the time
that bottle's finished,

129
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you've come to your
senses and apologized.

130
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Maybe I don't want to win this bet.

131
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<i>Okay, we need to figure out</i>

132
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whether this crash was an accident

133
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or part of a deliberate escape plan.

134
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Gina, I need you manning the tip line.

135
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Ha-ha! Good luck talking to the crazies.

136
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Crazies?

137
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Oh, Rosa.

138
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Sad Rosa.

139
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Have some respect for
your fellow human beings.

140
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What has gotten into you?

141
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Solange just posted a video

142
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of a Kenyan human rights
activist, Abdala,

143
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and I realized he and I
are the only two people

144
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that can save the world.

145
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I'm so excited.

146
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Okay, Diaz, there are only two witnesses

147
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who were close enough to the
crash to see something.

148
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One's on his way here already.

149
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His name is Marshawn Lynch.

150
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Marshawn Lynch?

151
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Marshawn Lynch the football player?

152
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I don't know his hobbies.
It just says here

153
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he's unemployed.

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Retired.

155
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We're not getting anything out of him.

156
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He's always getting fined for
refusing to talk to the press.

157
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Ugh, he's kind of one of my heroes.

158
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Well, it may be tough,
and it may take a while,

159
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but I'm sure we'll get him to open up.

160
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Sir, there are some vaults
you just can't open.

161
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I ain't seen anything.

162
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I was eating my quesadilla.

163
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It was a good one.
Chicken, cheese, guac.

164
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But they forgot my pico de gallo.

165
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I remember when I was a little boy,

166
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my mama used to make this, uh,

167
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she used to call it "fo' cheese."

168
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What y'all call it?
Y'all call it "four"?

169
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How come they never make
quesadillas with sausage?

170
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You throw some tomato sauce in there

171
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and call it a pizza-dilla...
What you think?

172
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What is going on?

173
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This one time, I tried
to wait up all night

174
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to catch Santa Claus, right?

175
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You know how they tell you

176
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you got to put the cookies
and the milk out?

177
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I don't really be telling nobody this,

178
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but I like to sleep with the fan on,

179
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even when it's chilly outside.

180
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All about that white noise, baby.

181
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Stop. Stop talking, Marshawn Lynch.

182
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Did you see anything
after the van crashed?

183
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Yes or no?

184
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Nope. Like I told you, I was
just eating my quesadilla.

185
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Have I talked to y'all about
my pizza-dilla invention?

186
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Yes, well, I have other
matters to attend to.

187
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So, Detective Diaz, just
take down everything

188
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Mr. Lynch has to say.

189
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Captain...

190
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You think he'll let me shoot his gun?

191
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Jake, look.

192
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You think it's our guys?

193
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Maybe. But this is New York,

194
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so there's a very strong
chance it's just "city blood."

195
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- NYPD! Freeze!
- Freeze!

196
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Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome to the precinct

197
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escaped convict number one!

198
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Terry, where's the music?
That was the cue.

199
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I didn't have that Queen
song on my phone.

200
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I wasn't gonna pay $1.99 for it.

201
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Nice work, man. You can
put your perp in holding

202
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with the other three convicts.

203
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- Wait. Other three?
- Yeah.

204
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Santiago and Boyle brought them in.

205
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That's right. It's three to one.

206
00:07:27,631 --> 00:07:29,365
Guess you won't be needing this anymore

207
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since you'll be moving in with me.

208
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- My towel.
- Yeah, your towel.

209
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Why won't it burn?

210
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Because it never fully dries.

211
00:07:40,244 --> 00:07:42,395
The towel lives, and so do we!

212
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****

213
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Hey, Santiago, how did you guys

214
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catch three perps so quickly?

215
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They weren't even close to each other.

216
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Given the magnitude of the situation,

217
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we were given full access to any
and all department resources.

218
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That's right. We took a little trip

219
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down to the tactical supply armory.

220
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No, you did not!

221
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Thermal imaging, baby.

222
00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:02,454
Thermal imaging baby?

223
00:08:02,455 --> 00:08:04,189
Very handy in fugitive hunting.

224
00:08:04,190 --> 00:08:05,757
Also...

225
00:08:05,758 --> 00:08:08,560
I got this Flo-Tech performance polo

226
00:08:08,561 --> 00:08:10,529
with moisture-wicking technology.

227
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Kept me dry all morning.

228
00:08:11,664 --> 00:08:14,833
And a dry is a smart boy.

229
00:08:14,834 --> 00:08:16,635
Ugh, he keeps saying that.

230
00:08:16,636 --> 00:08:18,136
Charles, you've gotten
negative reactions

231
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from everyone who's heard it.

232
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I needed to see what Jake thought.

233
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- Oh, I hated it.
- Really?

234
00:08:22,375 --> 00:08:25,682
Anyway, gentlemen, we are off
to catch some more convicts.

235
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Two more, and we win.

236
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Huh, just two?

237
00:08:28,366 --> 00:08:29,878
No sweat.

238
00:08:29,879 --> 00:08:30,749
Literally.

239
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Get out of here. Take those
glass cutters with you.

240
00:08:33,119 --> 00:08:35,787
Oh, these lil' ol' things?

241
00:08:35,788 --> 00:08:36,922
- Tsst.
- What?

242
00:08:36,923 --> 00:08:38,890
Why'd you put your finger in the middle?

243
00:08:38,891 --> 00:08:40,959
Uh, excuse me, ma'am. I was
wondering if you could

244
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answer some questions
about the car accident

245
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you witnessed this morning.

246
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- What's she trying to tell us?
- I don't know.

247
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Probably "Never meet your heroes,

248
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'cause they're gonna turn
out to be friendly."

249
00:08:50,770 --> 00:08:51,870
You need to get over this

250
00:08:51,871 --> 00:08:53,805
Marshawn Lynch situation real quick.

251
00:08:53,806 --> 00:08:55,140
Now, we just have to figure out

252
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what language she's speaking
so we can find a translator.

253
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Here, ma'am.

254
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Take a look at this map of the world.

255
00:09:01,347 --> 00:09:03,448
You just keep one of those on you?

256
00:09:03,449 --> 00:09:05,383
Of course. In case I ever
need to prove my point

257
00:09:05,384 --> 00:09:06,384
in an argument.

258
00:09:06,385 --> 00:09:08,620
- Laos.
- Fine!

259
00:09:08,621 --> 00:09:10,622
Oh, it was better than fine.

260
00:09:10,623 --> 00:09:12,090
It was Laos.

261
00:09:12,091 --> 00:09:14,426
- Mm.
- So, where are you from?

262
00:09:14,427 --> 00:09:16,695
Where did you grow up?

263
00:09:16,696 --> 00:09:21,299
Where were you born?

264
00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:22,334
What are you miming there, sir?

265
00:09:22,335 --> 00:09:23,802
A child tying his tie.

266
00:09:23,803 --> 00:09:26,438
Uh-huh. I'm trying to do
a simple Half Windsor

267
00:09:26,439 --> 00:09:28,039
so she knows I'm a baby.

268
00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:31,810
Look at this. See how
basic this knot is?

269
00:09:31,811 --> 00:09:34,279
I love these thermal goggles.

270
00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,281
Amy, listen to me very carefully.

271
00:09:36,282 --> 00:09:37,916
If you and Jake are thinking of trying,

272
00:09:37,917 --> 00:09:39,651
you are ovulating like crazy right now.

273
00:09:39,652 --> 00:09:42,053
You take that helmet off
before I knock it off.

274
00:09:42,054 --> 00:09:44,356
What? Your basal temperature
is off the charts.

275
00:09:44,357 --> 00:09:45,557
This is a good thing.

276
00:09:45,558 --> 00:09:46,708
Boyle!

277
00:09:49,946 --> 00:09:51,663
NYPD! Get down!

278
00:09:51,664 --> 00:09:53,014
Freeze!

279
00:09:54,584 --> 00:09:57,435
Aah! The room's hot. I'm blowing out.

280
00:09:57,436 --> 00:09:58,853
This way. Come on.

281
00:10:01,224 --> 00:10:03,942
Oh, come on! Where did
you guys even come from?

282
00:10:03,943 --> 00:10:06,244
Your nightmares.

283
00:10:06,245 --> 00:10:09,247
Hey, Amy, allow me to
introduce you to Big Bertha.

284
00:10:09,248 --> 00:10:12,284
Okay, I guess I'm not worth
introducing to your truck.

285
00:10:12,285 --> 00:10:16,188
That's right, y'all. We
went to Homeland Security.

286
00:10:16,189 --> 00:10:18,957
Yep, this beauty comes fully
equipped with thermal imaging,

287
00:10:18,958 --> 00:10:20,992
a satellite link-up, and she plugs in

288
00:10:20,993 --> 00:10:22,694
to every surveillance
camera in the city.

289
00:10:22,695 --> 00:10:24,496
And she's also got a holding cell,

290
00:10:24,497 --> 00:10:26,198
which is big enough for three perps.

291
00:10:26,199 --> 00:10:28,834
Jake, counting this guy, how
many perps have we caught

292
00:10:28,835 --> 00:10:30,502
and placed in the three-perp perp cell?

293
00:10:30,503 --> 00:10:31,903
Well, Sarge, we've placed three perps

294
00:10:31,904 --> 00:10:33,038
in the three-perp perp cell.

295
00:10:33,039 --> 00:10:34,506
So, the three-perp perp cell's full?

296
00:10:34,507 --> 00:10:35,907
Full of three perps is the
three-perp perp cell.

297
00:10:35,908 --> 00:10:37,909
Okay, stop saying "perps"
and "cell" and "three."

298
00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:39,678
You sound irritated.
What's the score now?

299
00:10:39,679 --> 00:10:42,280
Are you guys still ahead?
Let me just check.

300
00:10:42,281 --> 00:10:44,216
Oh, drone! Little help?

301
00:10:46,219 --> 00:10:49,287
Yeah, I can't read that
score. What does it say?

302
00:10:49,288 --> 00:10:51,656
Anyway, I'm sure you're
tracking whatever the score is.

303
00:10:51,657 --> 00:10:53,408
All right, thank you,
drone. That'll be all.

304
00:10:55,679 --> 00:10:57,262
Whoop! Didn't see the tree there.

305
00:10:57,263 --> 00:10:59,814
Big Bertha has a drone.
That's what's important.

306
00:11:02,485 --> 00:11:04,269
What are you trying to tell us?

307
00:11:04,270 --> 00:11:05,837
Is this some kind of a clue?

308
00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,474
Draw better. We have
no idea what this is.

309
00:11:09,475 --> 00:11:11,877
- I think it's a cookie.
- No. It's a pizza.

310
00:11:11,878 --> 00:11:14,479
It's a cookie pizza!

311
00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:16,281
Another case solved.

312
00:11:16,282 --> 00:11:17,816
No. Detectives, we...

313
00:11:17,817 --> 00:11:19,868
Shh shh shh. Let them go.

314
00:11:21,338 --> 00:11:24,389
She's taking us somewhere.
This is good. This is good.

315
00:11:24,390 --> 00:11:26,057
We're gonna crack this, Diaz.

316
00:11:28,261 --> 00:11:31,429
Nope. She just needed to take a dump.

317
00:11:31,430 --> 00:11:33,198
<i>Okay, satellite images showed</i>

318
00:11:33,199 --> 00:11:35,133
one of the two remaining
convicts entered this building.

319
00:11:35,134 --> 00:11:37,435
If we catch him, that's
five. I win the bet.

320
00:11:37,436 --> 00:11:39,070
Amy moves in with me.
I lord it over her.

321
00:11:39,071 --> 00:11:40,472
She's miserable. We live
happily ever after.

322
00:11:40,473 --> 00:11:41,673
It's fool-proof.

323
00:11:41,674 --> 00:11:43,241
There's got to be 30
floors in this building.

324
00:11:43,242 --> 00:11:44,910
It'll take forever to
sweep the whole place.

325
00:11:44,911 --> 00:11:46,378
Nuh-uh. We can use Big Bertha

326
00:11:46,379 --> 00:11:47,879
to tap into the security cameras.

327
00:11:50,616 --> 00:11:53,251
Ohh.

328
00:11:53,252 --> 00:11:56,288
Okay. This room is clear,
but check that closet.

329
00:11:56,289 --> 00:11:58,490
Man, this is like playing the
coolest video game ever.

330
00:11:58,491 --> 00:11:59,925
My character is Terry.

331
00:11:59,926 --> 00:12:01,860
<i>- It's locked.</i>
- Ooh, kick it down.

332
00:12:01,861 --> 00:12:03,211
Front kick! Front kick!

333
00:12:05,815 --> 00:12:07,766
- All clear.
- Now strafe. Strafe!

334
00:12:07,767 --> 00:12:08,934
<i>I don't know what that means.</i>

335
00:12:08,935 --> 00:12:10,468
- Barrel roll. Duck.
- Duck?

336
00:12:10,469 --> 00:12:11,970
Just tell me where to go, man.

337
00:12:11,971 --> 00:12:14,239
Wait a minute. Slide one
of your feet forward.

338
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,707
Now switch.

339
00:12:15,708 --> 00:12:18,510
<i>Now punch both your fists
forward at the same time.</i>

340
00:12:18,511 --> 00:12:19,811
Are you making me do the running man?

341
00:12:19,812 --> 00:12:21,346
Yeah. The original one.

342
00:12:21,347 --> 00:12:22,781
Excluding the movie.

343
00:12:22,782 --> 00:12:24,382
And Stephen King's classic short story.

344
00:12:24,383 --> 00:12:25,617
So, the third iteration.

345
00:12:25,618 --> 00:12:26,918
<i>I'm going off on my own.</i>

346
00:12:26,919 --> 00:12:28,286
He has sentience.

347
00:12:28,287 --> 00:12:29,654
It's "Westworld."

348
00:12:29,655 --> 00:12:32,657
Oh, wait a minute, Sarge. I
don't have eyes on that room.

349
00:12:32,658 --> 00:12:35,427
<i>Hang on. I'll find it.</i>

350
00:12:35,428 --> 00:12:38,680
Oh, no. Sarge, just hang
on. I'm coming for you.

351
00:12:39,487 --> 00:12:39,873
****

352
00:12:44,365 --> 00:12:45,506
Drop the weapon.

353
00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:48,335
- You drop your weapon.
- Okay, stay cool.

354
00:12:48,336 --> 00:12:50,604
We can work this out. I'm a
trained hostage negotiator.

355
00:12:50,605 --> 00:12:52,906
I got my friend's sperm back
from his ex-wife last year.

356
00:12:52,907 --> 00:12:55,842
Well, she destroyed half of it,
and he decided to adopt, but...

357
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,311
- Peralta!
- Right. Sorry.

358
00:12:57,312 --> 00:12:58,470
What do you want?

359
00:12:58,491 --> 00:13:00,391
You let me walk out of this
building and get into a car.

360
00:13:00,392 --> 00:13:02,527
- If anyone tries to stop me...
- Got him.

361
00:13:02,528 --> 00:13:05,363
Oh, well, you know, I think
that makes it four to four.

362
00:13:05,364 --> 00:13:07,432
No. No. You don't get
credit for this guy.

363
00:13:07,433 --> 00:13:08,733
I was in the middle of negotiating,

364
00:13:08,734 --> 00:13:10,535
and he was about to give
up... Tell him, guy.

365
00:13:10,536 --> 00:13:11,636
No, I was probably gonna kill him,

366
00:13:11,637 --> 00:13:13,171
then let you kill me.

367
00:13:13,172 --> 00:13:15,540
Oh, my God. I should've
been way more scared.

368
00:13:15,541 --> 00:13:17,609
Well, there's just one convict left.

369
00:13:17,610 --> 00:13:19,244
Whoever finds him wins.

370
00:13:19,245 --> 00:13:21,246
Yeah. I guess you could say he's...

371
00:13:21,247 --> 00:13:22,647
the Golden Snitch.

372
00:13:22,648 --> 00:13:24,749
Wait. Was that a "Harry
Potter" reference?

373
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,484
It most definitely was.
I started reading them

374
00:13:26,485 --> 00:13:28,019
- 'cause you love them so much.
- And?

375
00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:29,120
You were right. They're incredible.

376
00:13:29,121 --> 00:13:30,655
Remember when I called
in sick the other day?

377
00:13:30,656 --> 00:13:32,223
I was at home reading
"Order of the Phoenix."

378
00:13:32,224 --> 00:13:34,125
Oh, this makes me so happy!

379
00:13:34,126 --> 00:13:35,460
How sad is it when Cedric dies?

380
00:13:35,461 --> 00:13:36,494
I was crushed.

381
00:13:36,495 --> 00:13:38,830
Literally crying on the toilet.

382
00:13:38,831 --> 00:13:39,864
Aww.

383
00:13:39,865 --> 00:13:41,766
Guys. The fugitive. The bet?

384
00:13:41,767 --> 00:13:42,800
Right.

385
00:13:42,801 --> 00:13:44,202
I'm gonna catch this last fugitive,

386
00:13:44,203 --> 00:13:45,637
win the bet, and then
we're gonna live together

387
00:13:45,638 --> 00:13:46,938
for the rest of our relationship.

388
00:13:46,939 --> 00:13:49,374
Just you and me and towel makes three.

389
00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:51,109
Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

390
00:13:51,110 --> 00:13:52,577
Just so you know, at the
end of the sixth book,

391
00:13:52,578 --> 00:13:53,578
Snape kills...

392
00:13:53,579 --> 00:13:55,113
La-la-la-la-! No spoilies!

393
00:13:55,114 --> 00:13:56,281
Terry, let's go.

394
00:13:58,784 --> 00:14:00,051
It really sounds Slavic.

395
00:14:00,052 --> 00:14:02,053
Does anyone here know
any Slavic languages?

396
00:14:02,054 --> 00:14:05,523
Oh, I'm great at languages. Watch this.

397
00:14:05,524 --> 00:14:09,561
Hello! I am Hitchcock!

398
00:14:09,562 --> 00:14:12,430
Thank you for the cookie-pizza idea!

399
00:14:12,431 --> 00:14:15,800
I believe it was human
rights leader Abdala

400
00:14:15,801 --> 00:14:19,704
who once said "When the
choir shouts the loudest,

401
00:14:19,705 --> 00:14:22,373
the most powerful one is silent."

402
00:14:22,374 --> 00:14:23,741
That doesn't even make any sense.

403
00:14:23,742 --> 00:14:25,476
Well, I might have
paraphrased it incorrectly.

404
00:14:25,477 --> 00:14:28,246
But allow me to introduce to you Rob.

405
00:14:28,247 --> 00:14:30,815
Rob, come on in.

406
00:14:30,816 --> 00:14:32,116
He called the tip line.

407
00:14:32,117 --> 00:14:34,852
But he's so... not crazy-looking.

408
00:14:34,853 --> 00:14:37,322
Rosa, have Abdala and
I taught you nothing

409
00:14:37,323 --> 00:14:38,623
about stereotyping?

410
00:14:38,624 --> 00:14:39,724
I'm beginning to feel

411
00:14:39,725 --> 00:14:41,559
like you're our biggest
project, sweetie.

412
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,261
That's enough. What did he tell you?

413
00:14:43,262 --> 00:14:45,797
Well, let's find out, okay? Together.

414
00:14:45,798 --> 00:14:48,600
Rob, do you want to share your
experience with the group?

415
00:14:48,601 --> 00:14:49,867
Gladly.

416
00:14:49,868 --> 00:14:51,869
Okay, so, you know how
there's a subterranean race

417
00:14:51,870 --> 00:14:53,538
of lizard-people living beneath the city

418
00:14:53,539 --> 00:14:55,289
who control our minds
with their pheromones?

419
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,059
Okay, he's a wackadoodle.

420
00:14:58,060 --> 00:14:59,811
Gina, get your wackadoodle out of here.

421
00:14:59,812 --> 00:15:02,180
<i>It's been two hours, and
nothing on the last guy.</i>

422
00:15:02,181 --> 00:15:03,181
He's gonna get away.

423
00:15:03,182 --> 00:15:04,649
Where are you, number nine?

424
00:15:04,650 --> 00:15:08,620
Think. If I was an escaped
murderer, where would I hide?

425
00:15:08,621 --> 00:15:09,988
Where?

426
00:15:09,989 --> 00:15:11,589
Oh, I have no idea. I
just thought if I gasped

427
00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:12,857
I could force an epiphany.

428
00:15:12,858 --> 00:15:14,225
And I did.

429
00:15:14,226 --> 00:15:15,460
No, that didn't work either.

430
00:15:15,461 --> 00:15:17,228
Or did it? Still no.

431
00:15:17,229 --> 00:15:19,330
- Unless...
- Stop it, Jake!

432
00:15:19,331 --> 00:15:22,166
Well, Marshawn Lynch will
not leave your office.

433
00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:23,968
He has now pulled up one
of those wedding proposal

434
00:15:23,969 --> 00:15:25,803
viral videos on his phone and is crying.

435
00:15:25,804 --> 00:15:27,438
What did I do to deserve this?

436
00:15:27,439 --> 00:15:28,873
Well, I haven't fared any better.

437
00:15:28,874 --> 00:15:30,942
She keeps drawing her
stupid circle pictures

438
00:15:30,943 --> 00:15:32,143
and then running off to the bathroom.

439
00:15:33,712 --> 00:15:35,880
We get it. You have a bum-tum. Yes.

440
00:15:35,881 --> 00:15:38,182
Ugh! You think you guys have it rough.

441
00:15:38,183 --> 00:15:40,151
I've been stuck here
listening to crazy Rob

442
00:15:40,152 --> 00:15:42,387
spew his insane garbage

443
00:15:42,388 --> 00:15:44,522
What happened to your
positive attitude, Abdala?

444
00:15:44,523 --> 00:15:46,290
Don't even say that name, all right?

445
00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:48,126
I tweeted him and got nothing.

446
00:15:48,127 --> 00:15:50,962
Meanwhile, Rob tweets him some
crap about lizard-people,

447
00:15:50,963 --> 00:15:54,365
he's like, "Oh, retweet,
oh, fave" everything.

448
00:15:54,366 --> 00:15:55,733
I just told him I saw one of them

449
00:15:55,734 --> 00:15:58,002
slip back into his lizard
home under the streets.

450
00:15:58,003 --> 00:15:59,370
That's where they make their soup.

451
00:15:59,371 --> 00:16:01,372
Oh, my God. He's onto something.

452
00:16:01,373 --> 00:16:02,740
Captain, don't try to be nice

453
00:16:02,741 --> 00:16:04,242
by giving a crazy person a voice.

454
00:16:04,243 --> 00:16:06,244
Plus, we've already learned
that human rights are crap.

455
00:16:06,245 --> 00:16:07,845
No, he said that the lizard-people live

456
00:16:07,846 --> 00:16:08,846
under the streets.

457
00:16:08,847 --> 00:16:10,515
He means the sewers. He saw someone go

458
00:16:10,516 --> 00:16:12,050
from the van into the sewers.

459
00:16:12,051 --> 00:16:13,651
Look.

460
00:16:13,652 --> 00:16:14,836
It's a manhole cover.

461
00:16:17,690 --> 00:16:19,357
<i>Peralta, Santiago?</i>

462
00:16:19,358 --> 00:16:20,992
- Yeah, we're here.
- Us too, Captain.

463
00:16:20,993 --> 00:16:22,493
We have a lead. One of our witnesses saw

464
00:16:22,494 --> 00:16:24,862
the last convict, George
Gessilnick, the murderer,

465
00:16:24,863 --> 00:16:27,031
go down into a manhole and
escape into the sewer

466
00:16:27,032 --> 00:16:28,132
near the crash site.

467
00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:29,267
Copy that. We're on it.

468
00:16:29,268 --> 00:16:31,018
Yeah, so are we. We're also on it.

469
00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:40,528
Whoop! Back it up a little bit.

470
00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:43,297
Forward.

471
00:16:44,734 --> 00:16:47,018
Back.

472
00:16:47,019 --> 00:16:48,886
Forward.

473
00:16:48,887 --> 00:16:50,788
Back.

474
00:16:50,789 --> 00:16:52,890
Forward.

475
00:16:52,891 --> 00:16:53,958
Back.

476
00:16:55,494 --> 00:16:56,494
Forward.

477
00:16:56,495 --> 00:16:59,430
And we're good to go.

478
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,101
Oh, almost clipped the mailbox.

479
00:17:03,102 --> 00:17:04,251
Heh. Close call.

480
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:05,404
****

481
00:17:06,862 --> 00:17:10,431
Please let this muck be water.
Please let this muck be water.

482
00:17:10,432 --> 00:17:12,032
I won't be able to hug
Nicolaj for a month.

483
00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:13,367
He doesn't have all his shots yet.

484
00:17:13,368 --> 00:17:15,920
Shh. I think I heard something.

485
00:17:18,591 --> 00:17:20,508
I can't believe Leonardo lived in this.

486
00:17:20,509 --> 00:17:22,977
I mean, Michelangelo I get.
He's kind of a sloppy dude.

487
00:17:22,978 --> 00:17:25,646
- But Leo is so fastidious.
- Jake, shut up.

488
00:17:25,647 --> 00:17:27,047
Sarge, we're in a sewer.

489
00:17:27,048 --> 00:17:28,749
I'm goin'st to talk about the Turtles.

490
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,835
No, Jake. Shut up. I hear something.

491
00:17:32,906 --> 00:17:34,522
NYPD! Freeze!

492
00:17:34,523 --> 00:17:36,857
NYPD! Keep your hands
where we can see them.

493
00:17:36,858 --> 00:17:38,492
You have the right to remain silent.

494
00:17:38,493 --> 00:17:40,828
Anything you say can be used
against you in a court of law.

495
00:17:40,829 --> 00:17:42,196
You have the right to an attorney.

496
00:17:42,197 --> 00:17:43,197
If you cannot afford an attorney,

497
00:17:43,198 --> 00:17:44,532
one will be appointed for you.

498
00:17:44,533 --> 00:17:45,833
Why did you stop?

499
00:17:45,834 --> 00:17:47,134
I'm done. You win.

500
00:17:47,135 --> 00:17:48,469
W-what?

501
00:17:48,470 --> 00:17:50,604
I love you. I want to move
in to your apartment.

502
00:17:50,605 --> 00:17:51,839
Really?

503
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,140
I love you too.

504
00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:54,608
Oh, my God, what a beautiful moment.

505
00:17:54,609 --> 00:17:56,977
And, you guys, Amy's
ovulating as we speak!

506
00:17:56,978 --> 00:17:58,245
- What?
- Charles!

507
00:17:58,246 --> 00:18:00,198
All right, head to the back.
You're going to jail.

508
00:18:03,303 --> 00:18:04,919
Hey.

509
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,388
I don't get it. Why did
you decide to let me win?

510
00:18:07,389 --> 00:18:09,623
I don't know. When we were back there

511
00:18:09,624 --> 00:18:11,025
racing through the Miranda Rights,

512
00:18:11,026 --> 00:18:12,560
I just looked over at you and thought,

513
00:18:12,561 --> 00:18:14,061
"You're awesome.

514
00:18:14,062 --> 00:18:15,563
And you're good at doing things."

515
00:18:15,564 --> 00:18:19,166
I mean, sure, I'll miss towel,
but your happiness is worth

516
00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:20,918
way more than winning some stupid bet.

517
00:18:23,923 --> 00:18:25,773
- Are you sure about this?
- Oh, yeah.

518
00:18:25,774 --> 00:18:28,175
Your apartment is better than
mine in every way imaginable.

519
00:18:28,176 --> 00:18:29,243
You want to know what
my first thought was

520
00:18:29,244 --> 00:18:30,377
when we dropped into the sewer?

521
00:18:30,378 --> 00:18:31,412
"Smells like home."

522
00:18:31,413 --> 00:18:32,580
He's lying, Amy.

523
00:18:32,581 --> 00:18:34,415
His first thought was
about the Ninja Turtles.

524
00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:36,066
Come on, Terry. We were in a sewer.

525
00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:37,851
He's gon'sta think about the Turtles.

526
00:18:37,852 --> 00:18:39,186
Yeah, I'm gon'sta, Terry.

527
00:18:39,187 --> 00:18:40,988
- Quit being such a Malfoy.
- Yeah, Terry.

528
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,957
Guys, we have a problem.

529
00:18:42,958 --> 00:18:44,158
He's not our convict.

530
00:18:44,159 --> 00:18:45,793
What? The guy in the orange jumpsuit

531
00:18:45,794 --> 00:18:47,761
that we found hiding in the
sewer is not our convict?

532
00:18:47,762 --> 00:18:49,029
He's our van driver.

533
00:18:49,030 --> 00:18:50,397
A man came to me last week.

534
00:18:50,398 --> 00:18:52,783
He told me I had to help
Gessilnick escape from jail.

535
00:18:52,784 --> 00:18:54,268
He had pictures of my family.

536
00:18:54,269 --> 00:18:55,669
He said he'd kill them if I didn't help.

537
00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:57,972
So, I crashed the van, and
Gessilnick took my clothes.

538
00:18:57,973 --> 00:18:59,573
But then where's the guy we
thought was the van driver?

539
00:18:59,574 --> 00:19:01,842
He vanished. George Gessilnick,

540
00:19:01,843 --> 00:19:03,677
posing as a Department
of Corrections driver,

541
00:19:03,678 --> 00:19:04,878
was taken to the hospital,

542
00:19:04,879 --> 00:19:06,313
where he escaped some hours later.

543
00:19:06,314 --> 00:19:08,015
He's highly dangerous, probably armed,

544
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:09,283
and could be anywhere.

545
00:19:09,284 --> 00:19:11,285
Detective Diaz has some
background information

546
00:19:11,286 --> 00:19:12,286
to help in the search.

547
00:19:12,287 --> 00:19:13,988
So this is one scary dude.

548
00:19:13,989 --> 00:19:15,322
We don't have a complete
rap sheet on him

549
00:19:15,323 --> 00:19:16,757
because he's had so many aliases,

550
00:19:16,758 --> 00:19:18,993
but we know he's killed
at least five people.

551
00:19:18,994 --> 00:19:20,594
He's been in the system since he was 11.

552
00:19:20,595 --> 00:19:23,597
That's when he stole $4,000
from his foster family

553
00:19:23,598 --> 00:19:25,466
and burned their house down.

554
00:19:25,467 --> 00:19:28,636
Wait a minute. This
is the foster family?

555
00:19:28,637 --> 00:19:29,870
- Yeah. Why?
- Did you see

556
00:19:29,871 --> 00:19:31,605
who the brother is?

557
00:19:31,606 --> 00:19:33,073
I need to get a message to somebody.

558
00:19:33,074 --> 00:19:35,576
This is very important. Tell him
Jake Peralta wants to see him.

559
00:19:35,577 --> 00:19:37,662
I'm not after him. I just need his help.

560
00:19:40,533 --> 00:19:41,880
Hello?

561
00:19:43,251 --> 00:19:45,019
I followed all your rules.

562
00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:47,556
I'm unarmed. I'm not wearing a wire.

563
00:19:48,423 --> 00:19:50,574
I came alone. There's no backup.

564
00:19:52,745 --> 00:19:55,613
Come on, man. I need your help
to take down your brother.

565
00:19:59,819 --> 00:20:02,002
Doug Judy. The Pontiac Bandit.

566
00:20:02,003 --> 00:20:03,087
Hey, baby.

567
00:20:03,088 --> 00:20:04,204
Nice legs.

568
00:20:04,205 --> 00:20:05,472
Why are you in your boxers?

569
00:20:05,473 --> 00:20:07,574
So you would know I'm
not wearing a wire.

570
00:20:07,575 --> 00:20:09,176
Your buddy Scott said I had to.

571
00:20:09,177 --> 00:20:11,278
Oh, that makes sense. Scott's a perv.

572
00:20:11,279 --> 00:20:13,614
Hey, Scott, wherever
you're watching from,

573
00:20:13,615 --> 00:20:14,782
go home!

574
00:20:14,783 --> 00:20:16,417
Sorry, man.

575
00:20:16,418 --> 00:20:17,651
So, what's so important?

576
00:20:17,652 --> 00:20:19,486
I'm looking for your
foster brother, George.

577
00:20:19,487 --> 00:20:21,288
Hate the guy. Stole from my mom,

578
00:20:21,289 --> 00:20:22,423
burned our house down.

579
00:20:22,424 --> 00:20:23,624
Worst of all, he ran off

580
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:26,126
with my LP of Phil Collins'
"No Jacket Required."

581
00:20:26,127 --> 00:20:27,328
It's my favorite album.

582
00:20:27,329 --> 00:20:28,462
Haven't heard it in 20 years.

583
00:20:28,463 --> 00:20:30,464
I mean, can't you just stream it?

584
00:20:30,465 --> 00:20:33,233
Can't do that to Phil.
"Sussudio" demands vinyl.

585
00:20:33,234 --> 00:20:35,235
Right. Vinyl and whatnot. Okay, well,

586
00:20:35,236 --> 00:20:37,638
George is a murderer now and
he just escaped from prison.

587
00:20:37,639 --> 00:20:39,473
We think he might be trying
to flee the country.

588
00:20:39,474 --> 00:20:40,507
You want me to help you catch him?

589
00:20:40,508 --> 00:20:42,176
Like when X-men teamed up with Magneto

590
00:20:42,177 --> 00:20:43,410
to stop Apocalypse.

591
00:20:43,411 --> 00:20:45,179
- I heard that one was bad.
- Wasn't great.

592
00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:47,014
- I still want to see it though.
- I'd watch it again.

593
00:20:47,015 --> 00:20:48,449
- So, does that mean you're in?
- Course I am.

594
00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:50,984
Damn, it feels good to be
on the same team for once.

595
00:20:50,985 --> 00:20:53,620
A cop and a criminal working together.

596
00:20:53,621 --> 00:20:55,389
We need a theme song.

597
00:20:55,390 --> 00:20:58,008
♪ The Pontiac Bandit and Jake the cop ♪

598
00:20:58,009 --> 00:20:59,426
- Oh!
- ♪ Taking down crooks ♪

599
00:20:59,427 --> 00:21:00,961
♪ In the streets where they live ♪

600
00:21:00,962 --> 00:21:03,397
♪ Flirting with girls who
are hot for the badge ♪

601
00:21:03,398 --> 00:21:06,200
♪ There's a talking police dog
that helps them solve crime ♪

602
00:21:06,201 --> 00:21:10,137
You gave him full immunity?
Are you insane?

603
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:11,638
You told me to cut a deal.

604
00:21:11,639 --> 00:21:14,975
I thought you'd maybe drop
charges on one or two felonies.

605
00:21:14,976 --> 00:21:17,378
But do you know how many
crimes we're forgiving?

606
00:21:17,379 --> 00:21:19,062
- Six...
- That's not so bad.

607
00:21:19,063 --> 00:21:20,914
- Hundred!
- Oh, that's way more.

608
00:21:20,915 --> 00:21:22,483
"Grand theft auto. Grand theft auto.

609
00:21:22,484 --> 00:21:24,351
Grand theft auto. Dog fraud."

610
00:21:24,352 --> 00:21:26,120
I sold a guy a fake Pekinese.

611
00:21:26,121 --> 00:21:27,521
'Twas a cat.

612
00:21:27,522 --> 00:21:30,557
You will not win me over
with your use of "'twas."

613
00:21:30,558 --> 00:21:32,092
'Twasn't trying to.

614
00:21:32,093 --> 00:21:34,128
You're clearly friends with this man,

615
00:21:34,129 --> 00:21:36,330
and you've lost your
objectivity, Peralta.

616
00:21:36,331 --> 00:21:38,132
Or have you lost your objectivity?

617
00:21:38,133 --> 00:21:39,199
What are you doing?

618
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,334
My bad. I thought we were leaving.

619
00:21:40,335 --> 00:21:42,469
No. I'm just making a
point here. Sit down.

620
00:21:42,470 --> 00:21:43,971
Look, sir. There's a triple-murderer

621
00:21:43,972 --> 00:21:45,973
loose in Brooklyn, and it's
our job to bring him in,

622
00:21:45,974 --> 00:21:48,108
even if that means forgiving
a guy who stole some cars,

623
00:21:48,109 --> 00:21:50,210
and, yes, sold a few cats as dogs.

624
00:21:50,211 --> 00:21:51,311
More than a few.

625
00:21:51,312 --> 00:21:52,579
Weird how many people fell for that.

626
00:21:52,580 --> 00:21:54,081
Plus, his deal is conditional.

627
00:21:54,082 --> 00:21:55,516
If Judy doesn't lead us to his brother,

628
00:21:55,517 --> 00:21:56,617
he doesn't get immunity.

629
00:21:56,618 --> 00:21:58,519
Look, Cap, I want to
see George behind bars

630
00:21:58,520 --> 00:21:59,520
as much as you do.

631
00:21:59,521 --> 00:22:00,888
I hate my brother.

632
00:22:00,889 --> 00:22:02,022
You can relate to that, right, sir?

633
00:22:02,023 --> 00:22:03,257
Remember how furious you got

634
00:22:03,258 --> 00:22:05,292
that time your sister
ended an email with "thx"

635
00:22:05,293 --> 00:22:06,293
instead of "thanks"?

636
00:22:06,294 --> 00:22:07,661
Why would you bring that up?

637
00:22:07,662 --> 00:22:08,862
- It seemed pertinent.
- Fine.

638
00:22:08,863 --> 00:22:10,264
Let's see where this leads.

639
00:22:10,265 --> 00:22:11,248
Dismissed.

640
00:22:12,447 --> 00:22:13,934
So we don't know if anybody
helped George Judy

641
00:22:13,935 --> 00:22:15,135
escape from this hospital.

642
00:22:15,136 --> 00:22:16,937
Security cameras show him
entering this courtyard,

643
00:22:16,938 --> 00:22:18,105
but never coming back out.

644
00:22:18,106 --> 00:22:19,139
The dude just vanished.

645
00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:21,508
Ugh. Terry hates hospitals.

646
00:22:21,509 --> 00:22:22,509
They reek of death.

647
00:22:22,510 --> 00:22:23,811
Ahem.

648
00:22:23,812 --> 00:22:25,746
Oh, not you, ma'am.

649
00:22:25,747 --> 00:22:27,698
You reek of life.

650
00:22:29,902 --> 00:22:31,385
Maybe he went up the wall

651
00:22:31,386 --> 00:22:32,603
like this.

652
00:22:35,557 --> 00:22:37,724
Never mind. It's not possible.

653
00:22:37,725 --> 00:22:39,393
You sure?

654
00:22:42,397 --> 00:22:44,965
Damn, Rosa! How did you do that?

655
00:22:44,966 --> 00:22:46,283
I have a dark past.

656
00:22:52,073 --> 00:22:53,474
Now you know my deepest shame.

657
00:22:53,475 --> 00:22:55,509
Cool. Well, now that I saw you do it,

658
00:22:55,510 --> 00:22:57,027
I get how to do it too.

659
00:22:59,966 --> 00:23:02,783
Ooh, damn, Terry.

660
00:23:02,784 --> 00:23:04,618
Hey, guys. Guess what.

661
00:23:04,619 --> 00:23:06,753
To thank you for being
such good friends,

662
00:23:06,754 --> 00:23:08,755
I picked up a big old basket of muffins.

663
00:23:08,756 --> 00:23:10,023
Follow me.

664
00:23:10,024 --> 00:23:12,192
- Come on!
- I got all kinds of muffins!

665
00:23:12,193 --> 00:23:14,528
Blueberry muffins, poppy seed muffins,

666
00:23:14,529 --> 00:23:17,231
banana nut muffins, chocolate chip...

667
00:23:17,232 --> 00:23:19,833
Ooh, wait, there are no muffins.

668
00:23:19,834 --> 00:23:20,968
What's happening now?

669
00:23:20,969 --> 00:23:22,870
How's it feel being lied to, Huh?

670
00:23:22,871 --> 00:23:25,072
I mean, I'm okay. I wasn't
really that invested

671
00:23:25,073 --> 00:23:26,473
- in the muffins.
- I was.

672
00:23:26,474 --> 00:23:27,841
You guys thought you could
keep a secret from me?

673
00:23:27,842 --> 00:23:29,376
Well, I know everything.

674
00:23:29,377 --> 00:23:31,912
Hitchcock left his phone
in the bathroom again,

675
00:23:31,913 --> 00:23:33,547
and guess what I found on it.

676
00:23:33,548 --> 00:23:35,382
I needed the cash. I didn't
know they'd be filming.

677
00:23:35,383 --> 00:23:38,252
Text chains. Dozens of text chains.

678
00:23:38,253 --> 00:23:40,220
And I'm not on any of them.

679
00:23:40,221 --> 00:23:41,989
Take a look at this board.

680
00:23:41,990 --> 00:23:45,692
There's an Amy-Gina-Terry-
Hitchcock-Rosa-Jake chain.

681
00:23:45,693 --> 00:23:49,429
There's a Hitchcock-Terry-
Amy-Rosa Chain.

682
00:23:49,430 --> 00:23:52,799
There's even a Hitchcock-Gina-
Scully chain.

683
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,468
I mean, what the hell happens on that?

684
00:23:54,469 --> 00:23:56,870
Well, we mostly just exchange
"Game of Thrones" theories.

685
00:23:56,871 --> 00:23:58,805
The little guy is gonna marry a dragon.

686
00:23:58,806 --> 00:23:59,806
We think.

687
00:23:59,807 --> 00:24:01,441
Well, one thing's for sure:

688
00:24:01,442 --> 00:24:03,577
Charles Boyle...

689
00:24:03,578 --> 00:24:04,878
is off the chains.

690
00:24:04,879 --> 00:24:06,246
I'm sorry.

691
00:24:06,247 --> 00:24:08,699
We only excluded you
because you're kind of...

692
00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:09,883
an over-texter.

693
00:24:09,884 --> 00:24:11,919
Over-texter? That's not even a thing.

694
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,754
Oh really? So you don't
remember the time

695
00:24:13,755 --> 00:24:16,924
you sent 97 unanswered texts
in a five-minute span?

696
00:24:16,925 --> 00:24:19,092
My phone vibrated itself off the desk.

697
00:24:19,093 --> 00:24:20,794
I think it was committing suicide.

698
00:24:20,795 --> 00:24:22,896
It's okay. This isn't the first
time I've been left out.

699
00:24:22,897 --> 00:24:25,766
At camp, nobody would
be friends with me.

700
00:24:25,767 --> 00:24:27,401
I had to hang out with the lunch ladies.

701
00:24:27,402 --> 00:24:31,505
After summer ended, they never
replied to any of my letters.

702
00:24:31,506 --> 00:24:33,073
Oh, this is really sad.

703
00:24:33,074 --> 00:24:35,042
There's just no muffins at all.

704
00:24:35,043 --> 00:24:36,777
- Kaboom!
- What's this?

705
00:24:36,778 --> 00:24:38,078
That is the art auction

706
00:24:38,079 --> 00:24:40,213
that George Judy will
be robbing tonight.

707
00:24:40,214 --> 00:24:42,049
- Why is it so sticky?
- I was eating sour straws.

708
00:24:42,050 --> 00:24:44,084
It's crazy that's what
you're choosing to focus on.

709
00:24:44,085 --> 00:24:45,352
Doug Judy came through for us.

710
00:24:45,353 --> 00:24:46,536
That's what George is after:

711
00:24:46,537 --> 00:24:49,022
a bejeweled egg worth $20 million.

712
00:24:49,023 --> 00:24:51,258
That's a nice egg, but how
do you know he'll be there?

713
00:24:51,259 --> 00:24:53,427
Doug's boy Parker said he
kept asking about the place.

714
00:24:53,428 --> 00:24:55,028
And what does this Parker do?

715
00:24:55,029 --> 00:24:56,697
You know, I don't know.
I can't really recall.

716
00:24:56,698 --> 00:24:57,931
Some sort of auto-industry professional.

717
00:24:57,932 --> 00:24:59,633
Maybe, like, a car thief
or some such whatnot.

718
00:24:59,634 --> 00:25:02,369
Oh, I see. So the only
thing we have to go on is

719
00:25:02,370 --> 00:25:04,271
the word of one of
your criminal friends?

720
00:25:04,272 --> 00:25:05,973
Criminals? That's how you see us?

721
00:25:05,974 --> 00:25:09,042
Is it a crime to steal
bread to feed your family?

722
00:25:09,043 --> 00:25:11,745
Or to sell some weed so
you can buy video games?

723
00:25:11,746 --> 00:25:14,081
Or to steal video games because
you smoked all that weed

724
00:25:14,082 --> 00:25:16,216
- you were supposed to sell?
- Yes, all of those are crimes.

725
00:25:16,217 --> 00:25:18,919
- Damn. Even the bread one?
- Especially the bread one.

726
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,254
But since this is the
only lead you have,

727
00:25:21,255 --> 00:25:22,289
go do something with it.

728
00:25:22,290 --> 00:25:24,391
Oh, we'll go do something with it.

729
00:25:24,392 --> 00:25:26,760
We'll go do something
with the hell out of it.

730
00:25:34,168 --> 00:25:36,203
No, no, no.

731
00:25:36,204 --> 00:25:37,204
He's not a cop.

732
00:25:37,205 --> 00:25:38,972
He can't be wearing any of this.

733
00:25:38,973 --> 00:25:40,140
It's just a windbreaker.

734
00:25:40,141 --> 00:25:41,975
It's not like I gave
him a badge and a gun.

735
00:25:41,976 --> 00:25:44,177
- Uh, he has both of those things.
- It's not loaded.

736
00:25:44,178 --> 00:25:46,413
I just want to cock it and
say a cool cop catch phrase.

737
00:25:47,715 --> 00:25:50,350
New York's finest just
got a whole lot finer.

738
00:25:50,351 --> 00:25:51,685
Give me that.

739
00:25:51,686 --> 00:25:53,220
I'm putting myself on this case.

740
00:25:53,221 --> 00:25:55,122
All right, Captain.

741
00:25:55,123 --> 00:25:57,624
Looks like New York's finest
just got a whole lot...

742
00:25:57,625 --> 00:25:59,092
- Let's go!
- All right.

743
00:26:01,380 --> 00:26:01,966
****

744
00:26:02,206 --> 00:26:04,656
Whoo. Okay.

745
00:26:04,657 --> 00:26:07,259
How do I look? Like I'm about to
buy a bunch of expensive art?

746
00:26:07,260 --> 00:26:09,161
Hell, yeah. And not
just paintings either.

747
00:26:09,162 --> 00:26:11,535
You look statue rich.

748
00:26:11,537 --> 00:26:13,271
I didn't know we'd have to valet.

749
00:26:13,272 --> 00:26:14,539
Perhaps I shouldn't have brought Gertie.

750
00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:15,740
Who's Gertie?

751
00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:18,109
That foxy little she-devil
we just drove here in.

752
00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:19,678
Gertie? No, man.

753
00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:21,913
A car's gotta have a
sexy name, like Brooke,

754
00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:24,282
or Tiffany, or Sandra, or Candice.

755
00:26:24,283 --> 00:26:26,885
Yeah, or Suzie, or Dana, or Karen.

756
00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:29,054
Oh, no, wait. That's my mom's name.

757
00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:30,889
- Why did I say my mom's name?
- Ugh.

758
00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:33,692
The sight of another man
inside her makes me sick.

759
00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:36,194
Yeah. I dislike this
conversation very much.

760
00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:38,029
Treat her gently!

761
00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:39,898
You know that's not a nice car, right?

762
00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:41,232
Say that again.

763
00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:42,467
Damn, Cap. Be cool.

764
00:26:42,468 --> 00:26:45,153
Say that again.

765
00:26:46,489 --> 00:26:47,692
That's what I thought.

766
00:26:48,674 --> 00:26:49,724
I'll be in the venue.

767
00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:53,278
- Come on, Boyle.
- What's this about?

768
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,013
Look, if you're leading me to some sort

769
00:26:55,014 --> 00:26:57,582
of big surprise apology
where everyone's there

770
00:26:57,583 --> 00:27:00,118
and you all want me to join
your stupid text chains,

771
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,486
I am 100% in.

772
00:27:01,487 --> 00:27:03,888
These last 24 hours have just been hell.

773
00:27:03,889 --> 00:27:06,558
Oh, it's just my former
lover. Hello, sister.

774
00:27:06,559 --> 00:27:08,893
Ugh, I hate when you say
those things back-to-back.

775
00:27:08,894 --> 00:27:10,595
- Here.
- You took my phone?

776
00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:12,630
Yeah. I had to delete your GIF keyboard

777
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:15,100
and your three "Property
Brothers" emoji apps.

778
00:27:15,101 --> 00:27:16,935
Wait. Did you delete them because...

779
00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:19,003
Yeah. You're on the office text chain.

780
00:27:19,004 --> 00:27:20,839
Are you serious? This is amazing.

781
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,407
Yeah, well I was totally against it,

782
00:27:22,408 --> 00:27:24,943
but Amy felt bad because
you seemed so pathetic.

783
00:27:24,944 --> 00:27:26,010
- Don't say that.
- It worked!

784
00:27:26,011 --> 00:27:27,245
I mean, your little camp story.

785
00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:29,314
Was the saddest childhood
memory I've ever heard,

786
00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:31,249
and I've listened to Amy
talking about attending

787
00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:33,284
"the crossing guard's jamboree."

788
00:27:33,285 --> 00:27:35,253
That was fun! We were directing traffic

789
00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:36,454
in the hotel hallways.

790
00:27:36,455 --> 00:27:37,956
People were freaking out.

791
00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:39,758
Mm-hmm. Just don't make us regret this.

792
00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:40,925
I won't. I swear I won't.

793
00:27:40,926 --> 00:27:42,678
I gotta tell my dad.

794
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:45,563
I know you weren't on board with this,

795
00:27:45,564 --> 00:27:47,265
but look how happy we made him.

796
00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:49,100
- And at no cost to our...
- oh.

797
00:27:49,101 --> 00:27:50,935
- And here it comes.
- No.

798
00:27:50,936 --> 00:27:53,138
- That was just one...
- uh-oh.

799
00:27:53,139 --> 00:27:54,906
I bet he's just getting it

800
00:27:54,907 --> 00:27:56,274
- out of his system.
- Oh, yeah.

801
00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:57,942
I'm sure he'll be brief.

802
00:27:57,943 --> 00:28:00,245
Apparently the Tsar of Russia
gave that bejeweled egg

803
00:28:00,246 --> 00:28:01,679
to his girlfriend as a present.

804
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,815
I've never gotten a bejeweled
anything. Stupid Amy.

805
00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:06,651
Well, I highly doubt our
murderer is gonna show up here.

806
00:28:06,652 --> 00:28:08,486
Doug Judy said he's be
here, and I believe him.

807
00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:11,022
Cap, got some hors d'oeuvres.

808
00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:12,724
I don't know what you
like, so I guessed:

809
00:28:12,725 --> 00:28:14,592
the radishes they put on
the side for decoration?

810
00:28:14,593 --> 00:28:17,028
Mmm, thank you. Cut into a flower?

811
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:18,296
Where are we, Las Vegas?

812
00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:19,898
Guys, look over there by the hallway.

813
00:28:19,899 --> 00:28:21,299
See the woman in the red?

814
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:23,134
I think that's my brother's
girlfriend, Fran.

815
00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:25,053
I don't want her to recognize me.

816
00:28:25,054 --> 00:28:27,005
Does she have a scar on her left cheek?

817
00:28:27,006 --> 00:28:28,873
Maybe. What's the shape of the scar?

818
00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:30,675
- Just a general slash shape.
- Oh, darn.

819
00:28:30,676 --> 00:28:32,210
I've been reading a lot
of "Harry Potter" lately,

820
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,478
and I was hoping for something more fun.

821
00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:35,046
Okay, I'll head towards her.

822
00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:39,350
You go around back in case
she makes a break for it.

823
00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:40,952
She's on the move.

824
00:28:40,953 --> 00:28:42,587
Excuse me, ma'am. Oh.

825
00:28:42,588 --> 00:28:45,557
- No, please stop.
- Freeze. NYPD.

826
00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:47,926
- What's going on?
- No scar. It's not Fran.

827
00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:49,360
Then why was she running?

828
00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:51,496
Because a strange guy started
following me to the bathroom.

829
00:28:51,497 --> 00:28:52,630
Right. Because men are horrible

830
00:28:52,631 --> 00:28:54,065
and the world is a nightmare. Yeah.

831
00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:56,201
- Oh, no. Where's Doug Judy?
- Where we left him. Why?

832
00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:58,203
Scarface Fran is a ruse.

833
00:28:58,204 --> 00:29:00,205
He wanted us out of there
so he can help his brother

834
00:29:00,206 --> 00:29:02,190
steal the egg!

835
00:29:04,494 --> 00:29:06,377
Check it out. Shot glasses of soup.

836
00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:08,513
Oh, you wondering how
I got the whole tray?

837
00:29:08,514 --> 00:29:09,814
Charmed it right out of her

838
00:29:09,815 --> 00:29:14,368
♪ hands ♪

839
00:29:15,772 --> 00:29:16,804
You want some soup?

840
00:29:24,113 --> 00:29:27,465
- This where you been all day?
- Yep. Just looking for clues.

841
00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:30,034
Trying to see how George Judy escaped.

842
00:29:30,035 --> 00:29:32,237
- You're pretty sweaty.
- Terry runs hot.

843
00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:33,671
Terry runs hot.

844
00:29:33,672 --> 00:29:34,906
You're trying to see if you
can do that wall climb,

845
00:29:34,907 --> 00:29:36,474
- aren't you?
- Yeah.

846
00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:39,277
And I can't. I'm old.

847
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,212
Because you can't parkour up a wall?

848
00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:42,680
It's everything.

849
00:29:42,681 --> 00:29:44,382
The TV's always too quiet.

850
00:29:44,383 --> 00:29:47,185
I don't like how baggy
basketball shorts are.

851
00:29:47,186 --> 00:29:49,921
I even shook my fist at some
skateboarders the other day.

852
00:29:49,922 --> 00:29:51,923
- Oof.
- And there's something worse.

853
00:29:51,924 --> 00:29:53,691
Way, way worse.

854
00:29:58,948 --> 00:30:00,598
Terry needs reading glasses.

855
00:30:00,599 --> 00:30:03,067
- It's not that bad, Sarge.
- Yes, it is!

856
00:30:03,068 --> 00:30:05,069
I used to be "Batman."

857
00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:06,804
Now I'm his dad.

858
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:11,242
His dumb, weak, getting
shot at the opera dad.

859
00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:13,278
Okay, auction over.

860
00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:14,545
I can't believe you thought Doug Judy

861
00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:16,147
was tricking us so he
could steal the egg.

862
00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:17,715
If anyone was stealing
any eggs, it was you

863
00:30:17,716 --> 00:30:19,450
'cause you have egg all over your face.

864
00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:21,452
Is that why you've been so
quiet these last four minutes?

865
00:30:21,453 --> 00:30:23,054
- You had to think of that?
- Mm-hmm. Was it worth it?

866
00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:24,789
- Hell, yeah.
- Ah, venomous burn.

867
00:30:24,790 --> 00:30:26,457
Suck out the poison.

868
00:30:28,494 --> 00:30:29,894
Wow.

869
00:30:29,895 --> 00:30:31,930
He may not have been pulling
something back there,

870
00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:33,731
but both of you were
wrong about George Judy.

871
00:30:33,732 --> 00:30:36,067
He never showed. We wasted a day,

872
00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:38,736
and if anyone has egg on
their faces, it's you two.

873
00:30:38,737 --> 00:30:41,839
Doug Egg and Egg Peralta.

874
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,741
That's actually kind of a dope name.

875
00:30:43,742 --> 00:30:45,510
What's going on out there?

876
00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:48,513
Hey, Jake Peralta, NYPD.
What happened here?

877
00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:50,715
Somebody knocked out the
valet, stole all the cars.

878
00:30:50,716 --> 00:30:53,284
- Every single one.
- So George was here.

879
00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:55,253
He wasn't after the egg,
he was after the cars.

880
00:30:55,254 --> 00:30:59,490
Well, looks like Doug Judy was
right after all, huh, Captain?

881
00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:00,758
Why aren't you saying anything?

882
00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:02,260
Is it because you're so
embarrassed for being wrong?

883
00:31:02,261 --> 00:31:03,755
Gertie!

884
00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:07,265
♪ What a big bomb, the
Captain's car is gone ♪

885
00:31:07,266 --> 00:31:09,943
Shut up! Shut up!

886
00:31:10,237 --> 00:31:11,044
****

887
00:31:11,091 --> 00:31:13,041
I don't get it. Why would George Judy

888
00:31:13,043 --> 00:31:14,544
steal all these cars and not the egg?

889
00:31:14,545 --> 00:31:16,145
Easier to sell if you're in a hurry.

890
00:31:16,146 --> 00:31:18,248
Plus these are some valuable vehicles.

891
00:31:18,249 --> 00:31:20,183
- Bugatti, Ferrari...
- Gertie.

892
00:31:20,184 --> 00:31:21,818
I don't think Gertie was
a prime target, sir.

893
00:31:21,819 --> 00:31:24,487
Do you know how much custom
work there was on her?

894
00:31:24,488 --> 00:31:26,856
I disabled the FM
function from the radio.

895
00:31:26,857 --> 00:31:29,092
The guy said, "Oh, you
can just not use it,"

896
00:31:29,093 --> 00:31:31,261
but I said, "Ugh, I'll
always know it's there."

897
00:31:31,262 --> 00:31:34,464
Boom. Shelby Cobra 427SC.

898
00:31:34,465 --> 00:31:36,399
That's a million dollars
on four wheels, baby.

899
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:37,700
That's what George is after.

900
00:31:37,701 --> 00:31:39,168
How do we even know George did it?

901
00:31:39,169 --> 00:31:40,503
I mean, nobody saw him.

902
00:31:40,504 --> 00:31:43,840
But there was a prolific car
thief at the scene of the crime.

903
00:31:43,841 --> 00:31:45,708
You talking about me? I'm a cop now.

904
00:31:45,709 --> 00:31:47,143
- No, you're not.
- Then why do I have a badge

905
00:31:47,144 --> 00:31:48,978
and a gun?

906
00:31:48,979 --> 00:31:50,713
The thin blue line just
got thick as hell.

907
00:31:50,714 --> 00:31:51,914
- Give me that!
- Come on, Judy.

908
00:31:51,915 --> 00:31:53,149
It's not loaded.

909
00:31:53,150 --> 00:31:54,584
Look, if I was gonna
jack a bunch of cars,

910
00:31:54,585 --> 00:31:56,419
I would bring two of New
York's best detectives with me

911
00:31:56,420 --> 00:31:57,987
to the scene of the crime.

912
00:31:57,988 --> 00:31:59,656
- Aww, you think we're the best?
- Flattery won't work on us.

913
00:31:59,657 --> 00:32:01,357
- What?
- This is nonsense.

914
00:32:01,358 --> 00:32:03,726
- You're off the case.
- Whoa, whoa, sir. Come on.

915
00:32:03,727 --> 00:32:05,295
We're chasing a murderer.

916
00:32:05,296 --> 00:32:07,196
A murderer that just
stole a ton of cars.

917
00:32:07,197 --> 00:32:09,098
Who knows more about that
world than Doug Judy?

918
00:32:09,099 --> 00:32:10,900
Plus remember, he doesn't get immunity

919
00:32:10,901 --> 00:32:12,201
unless he helps us bring his brother in.

920
00:32:12,202 --> 00:32:13,336
I know, but...

921
00:32:13,337 --> 00:32:15,338
Do you want to get back Gertie or not?

922
00:32:15,339 --> 00:32:17,607
- Fine. He's still on the case.
- Ah!

923
00:32:17,608 --> 00:32:20,209
♪ The Pontiac Bandit and Jake are cops ♪

924
00:32:20,210 --> 00:32:23,279
♪ With their wise-cracking
Captain along for the ride ♪

925
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,149
♪ They'll have adventures
wherever they go ♪

926
00:32:26,150 --> 00:32:29,018
♪ The talking dog flies in outer space ♪

927
00:32:29,019 --> 00:32:31,854
♪ Arf, arf, arf, fly,
fly, fly, fly dog ♪

928
00:32:31,855 --> 00:32:34,290
- ♪ Arf, arf, arf ♪
- BOTH: ♪ Fly, fly, fly, fly dog ♪

929
00:32:34,291 --> 00:32:36,959
♪ Arf, arf, arf, fly,
fly, fly, fly dog ♪

930
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,295
Okay, Charles, I was you
on this text chain.

931
00:32:39,296 --> 00:32:41,898
I really do, but since
you joined yesterday,

932
00:32:41,899 --> 00:32:44,200
you have sent 71 texts.

933
00:32:44,201 --> 00:32:46,903
The rest of the group
collectively has sent two.

934
00:32:46,904 --> 00:32:50,740
You know, honestly, I'd
rather get hit by a bus

935
00:32:50,741 --> 00:32:52,942
than get one more text
from you, Charles.

936
00:32:52,943 --> 00:32:54,877
Fine. I've been kicked
out of things before.

937
00:32:54,878 --> 00:32:56,279
At camp, I found a slam book

938
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,081
that the lunch ladies
had written about me.

939
00:32:58,082 --> 00:32:59,916
I'm sorry, Charles,
but there is no story

940
00:32:59,917 --> 00:33:01,050
sad enough to save you now.

941
00:33:01,051 --> 00:33:02,985
Challenge accepted.

942
00:33:02,986 --> 00:33:05,988
Once, as a tween, I got
my penis entirely...

943
00:33:05,989 --> 00:33:07,223
Okay, stop! No, no, no, no, no.

944
00:33:07,224 --> 00:33:09,959
Our plan was just to teach
you to text better.

945
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:13,162
You know, a lot of people
like the way I text.

946
00:33:13,163 --> 00:33:15,064
Look, if you can't
accept me for who I am,

947
00:33:15,065 --> 00:33:16,666
- then I don't need this chain.
- Okay, great.

948
00:33:16,667 --> 00:33:18,267
No, no, no, I need to
be included so badly.

949
00:33:18,268 --> 00:33:20,103
I'll do whatever you say. I
literally have zero pride.

950
00:33:20,104 --> 00:33:21,304
And that's what I like to hear.

951
00:33:21,305 --> 00:33:23,606
Oh, Charles.

952
00:33:23,607 --> 00:33:26,142
Okay, so you guys are rich Europeans

953
00:33:26,143 --> 00:33:28,311
looking to buy a Shelby.
I'll make the introductions.

954
00:33:28,312 --> 00:33:29,746
Wait, we can't just be Europeans.

955
00:33:29,747 --> 00:33:31,581
- What country are we from?
- What languages do you speak?

956
00:33:31,582 --> 00:33:34,717
French, Spanish, some Portuguese.

957
00:33:34,718 --> 00:33:37,019
Obviously Greek, enough
Flemish to get by.

958
00:33:37,020 --> 00:33:39,188
Tight. What about you, Peralta?

959
00:33:39,189 --> 00:33:41,524
Um, I can do a pretty
good Italian accent.

960
00:33:41,525 --> 00:33:43,259
"You think you could milk me?"

961
00:33:43,260 --> 00:33:45,294
So you're just doing De Niro
from "Meet the Parents?"

962
00:33:45,295 --> 00:33:46,796
I don't know, am I?

963
00:33:46,797 --> 00:33:48,664
- That's a terrible De Niro.
- I don't know.

964
00:33:48,665 --> 00:33:50,800
- This is De Niro.
- I think it's pretty good.

965
00:33:50,801 --> 00:33:52,635
- Mine's better.
- It's pretty good.

966
00:33:52,636 --> 00:33:53,936
- We'll just make you American.
- Okay.

967
00:33:53,937 --> 00:33:56,806
- Griff.
- Hey, Doug Judy.

968
00:33:56,807 --> 00:33:58,307
- Hey.
- What can I do for you?

969
00:33:58,308 --> 00:33:59,642
Hey, did my brother stop by?

970
00:33:59,643 --> 00:34:02,378
I heard he jacked some nice
cars, and I might have a buyer.

971
00:34:02,379 --> 00:34:04,847
This is Maxime Dubois,
international millionaire.

972
00:34:04,848 --> 00:34:06,883
- Bonjour.
- He doesn't speak any English.

973
00:34:06,884 --> 00:34:08,184
This is his lawyer, Carl Mangerson.

974
00:34:08,185 --> 00:34:09,452
Hey, I'm a lawyer.

975
00:34:09,453 --> 00:34:11,287
Maxine wants to buy a Shelby Cobra.

976
00:34:11,288 --> 00:34:12,388
I hear George might have one.

977
00:34:12,389 --> 00:34:14,023
He just dropped off a few cars,

978
00:34:14,024 --> 00:34:16,626
but he didn't say
anything about no Cobra.

979
00:34:16,627 --> 00:34:19,195
I mostly deal with scrap
and crap, you know?

980
00:34:19,196 --> 00:34:20,797
Son of a bitch.

981
00:34:20,798 --> 00:34:22,632
Hey, hey, is everything
all right here, Maxime?

982
00:34:22,633 --> 00:34:23,966
You're speaking good English.

983
00:34:23,967 --> 00:34:26,969
Eh, just a few phrases he
picked up from movies and such.

984
00:34:26,970 --> 00:34:29,572
He's disappointed. He
really wanted that Cobra.

985
00:34:29,573 --> 00:34:31,040
You know the French, so passionate,

986
00:34:31,041 --> 00:34:32,875
even their skunks. Pepé Le Pew.

987
00:34:32,876 --> 00:34:34,710
It doesn't matter; I'm a
lawyer. No further comments.

988
00:34:34,711 --> 00:34:36,012
Do you know where George is?

989
00:34:36,013 --> 00:34:38,080
Maybe I can do business with him myself.

990
00:34:38,081 --> 00:34:39,382
- Gertie!
- What?

991
00:34:39,383 --> 00:34:43,453
Uh, that was French for...

992
00:34:44,988 --> 00:34:46,672
"I gotta make a phone call."

993
00:34:46,673 --> 00:34:48,491
He's gotta make a phone call.

994
00:34:48,492 --> 00:34:49,859
Frenchmens...

995
00:34:49,860 --> 00:34:53,162
You can't bring them anywhere.

996
00:34:53,163 --> 00:34:54,664
So if George went over that wall,

997
00:34:54,665 --> 00:34:57,333
he would have been caught on
a security camera across...

998
00:34:57,334 --> 00:34:59,469
- Whatcha eating there, Sarge?
- Cream of Wheat.

999
00:34:59,470 --> 00:35:01,471
It's easy to chew, and
it keeps you regular.

1000
00:35:01,472 --> 00:35:03,172
It's a favorite dish of the elderly.

1001
00:35:03,173 --> 00:35:04,674
Stop freaking out about this.

1002
00:35:04,675 --> 00:35:06,509
Yeah, yeah, I know.
"I'm young at heart."

1003
00:35:06,510 --> 00:35:08,177
No, you are super old at heart.

1004
00:35:08,178 --> 00:35:09,679
You always have been. You love yogurt.

1005
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:11,180
You volunteer at your polling place.

1006
00:35:11,181 --> 00:35:13,950
You refuse to deposit
your checks at an ATM.

1007
00:35:13,951 --> 00:35:15,751
It's a machine. I don't trust it.

1008
00:35:15,752 --> 00:35:17,186
I get what you're saying,

1009
00:35:17,187 --> 00:35:19,755
but at least I used to be a
prime physical specimen.

1010
00:35:19,756 --> 00:35:21,357
Dude, you have, like, 1% body fat.

1011
00:35:21,358 --> 00:35:23,826
Now I'm at 1.8. I'm fat.

1012
00:35:23,827 --> 00:35:25,695
I'm a fat, bald old man.

1013
00:35:25,696 --> 00:35:27,129
- You shave your head.
- Yeah, Rosa.

1014
00:35:27,130 --> 00:35:28,564
Vin Diesel and I shave our heads

1015
00:35:28,565 --> 00:35:30,032
because we think it looks good.

1016
00:35:30,033 --> 00:35:31,567
Okay, you obviously want to sit here

1017
00:35:31,568 --> 00:35:34,103
feeling sorry for yourself,
but we have work to do.

1018
00:35:34,104 --> 00:35:35,738
So, I don't know, why don't
I get you a wheelchair

1019
00:35:35,739 --> 00:35:39,242
- and a box of diapers.
- The wheelchair!

1020
00:35:39,243 --> 00:35:41,978
That's how he escaped. He
dressed up like an old lady.

1021
00:35:41,979 --> 00:35:43,346
That orderly is pushing him out.

1022
00:35:43,347 --> 00:35:44,780
He did have an accomplice.

1023
00:35:44,781 --> 00:35:46,749
I'm gonna find this bastard.

1024
00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:49,051
I don't need this anymore.

1025
00:35:49,052 --> 00:35:50,920
I should take my jacket, though.

1026
00:35:50,921 --> 00:35:55,157
I mean, it's January. I ain't crazy.

1027
00:35:58,562 --> 00:36:00,763
Oh, Gertie.

1028
00:36:05,453 --> 00:36:07,403
Psst. George is here.

1029
00:36:07,404 --> 00:36:11,440
- He's out back.
- Let's go. Right now.

1030
00:36:11,441 --> 00:36:13,342
NYPD, don't move!

1031
00:36:13,343 --> 00:36:16,329
Crap, he's getting away!

1032
00:36:18,333 --> 00:36:20,116
All right.

1033
00:36:20,117 --> 00:36:22,151
We can run right through it.
These suits are fire-resistant.

1034
00:36:22,152 --> 00:36:23,819
These suits are not fire-resistant.

1035
00:36:23,820 --> 00:36:25,488
They're not? Then why
are they so expensive?

1036
00:36:25,489 --> 00:36:28,424
Bye, Peralta.

1037
00:36:28,425 --> 00:36:30,426
No! Judy!

1038
00:36:30,427 --> 00:36:33,346
Both Judys! Judys!

1039
00:36:33,348 --> 00:36:34,322
****

1040
00:36:34,387 --> 00:36:35,769
Oh, I can't believe this!

1041
00:36:36,281 --> 00:36:38,148
I really thought I could
trust Doug Judy this time.

1042
00:36:38,150 --> 00:36:40,251
I kept telling you not to,
but you wouldn't listen.

1043
00:36:40,253 --> 00:36:42,288
You were too busy singing your songs

1044
00:36:42,290 --> 00:36:43,857
and planning trips to Niagara Falls.

1045
00:36:43,859 --> 00:36:45,326
We just said neither
of us had ever been.

1046
00:36:45,327 --> 00:36:47,094
There were no hard plans.

1047
00:36:47,095 --> 00:36:48,996
Look, it's humiliating.

1048
00:36:48,997 --> 00:36:51,833
Doug Judy thought he could
manipulate me, and he could.

1049
00:36:51,834 --> 00:36:53,642
I feel like I'm a terrible cop.

1050
00:36:55,537 --> 00:36:56,871
Wow, I really thought you
were going to chime in

1051
00:36:56,872 --> 00:36:57,839
with something supportive there.

1052
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,273
We have to go.

1053
00:36:59,274 --> 00:37:01,309
Captain?

1054
00:37:01,310 --> 00:37:04,045
Okay, Charles. This is your final exam.

1055
00:37:04,046 --> 00:37:05,112
We're gonna show you a text

1056
00:37:05,113 --> 00:37:07,014
and then two potential responses.

1057
00:37:07,015 --> 00:37:08,850
You need to tell us which
is more appropriate.

1058
00:37:08,851 --> 00:37:11,552
Amy writes, "Leaving the
virgin festival..."

1059
00:37:11,553 --> 00:37:13,754
- Gina...
- "Be there in ten minutes."

1060
00:37:13,755 --> 00:37:15,990
Do you reply,

1061
00:37:15,991 --> 00:37:17,825
"I'll be counting down the seconds.

1062
00:37:17,826 --> 00:37:22,296
"600, 599, 598, JK, LOL,

1063
00:37:22,297 --> 00:37:25,533
"597, 596, smiley face, smiley face,

1064
00:37:25,534 --> 00:37:27,468
cat smiley, thumbs up."

1065
00:37:27,469 --> 00:37:29,804
Or, "Okay."

1066
00:37:29,805 --> 00:37:32,206
It's a trick question. The
text requires no response.

1067
00:37:32,207 --> 00:37:35,843
Charles Boyle, welcome back
to the Nine-Nine text chain.

1068
00:37:35,844 --> 00:37:37,745
Yes! We should call it
the Nine-Nine party line

1069
00:37:37,746 --> 00:37:39,480
- I'll rename the thread.
- Charles.

1070
00:37:39,481 --> 00:37:41,182
Sorry. I'll be better. I'll be better.

1071
00:37:44,519 --> 00:37:46,888
There's the car. How'd
you know they'd be here?

1072
00:37:46,889 --> 00:37:49,490
Detective's intuition.

1073
00:37:49,491 --> 00:37:51,559
Okay, fine. We went to
Dave and Buster's together

1074
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,695
and got separated, so we
turned on Find My Friends.

1075
00:38:00,019 --> 00:38:01,627
The stairs are in the back.

1076
00:38:02,804 --> 00:38:04,171
Looking for us?

1077
00:38:04,172 --> 00:38:07,157
Put your guns down, turn around slowly.

1078
00:38:10,863 --> 00:38:13,481
What the hell, Judy? I
thought we were friends.

1079
00:38:13,482 --> 00:38:14,882
I don't know why you thought that.

1080
00:38:14,883 --> 00:38:16,050
'Cause you kept saying we were.

1081
00:38:16,051 --> 00:38:17,985
We had hard plans to
go to Niagara Falls.

1082
00:38:17,986 --> 00:38:20,121
So, bro, you friends with this cop?

1083
00:38:20,122 --> 00:38:21,789
Nah. This thirsty-ass bitch

1084
00:38:21,790 --> 00:38:23,124
is just desperate for attention.

1085
00:38:23,125 --> 00:38:24,659
Thirsty-ass bitch?

1086
00:38:24,660 --> 00:38:27,094
Okay, Captain, now I know you're
going to step in and defend me.

1087
00:38:27,095 --> 00:38:29,230
Well, you were begging me
to compliment you earlier.

1088
00:38:29,231 --> 00:38:30,932
Oh, my God. This is the
worst day of my life.

1089
00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:33,601
- Where's Charles?
- So, if you're not friends,

1090
00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:35,136
you won't mind if I waste him, right?

1091
00:38:35,137 --> 00:38:37,538
Of course he minds. I mean,
sure, we're enemies,

1092
00:38:37,539 --> 00:38:39,907
but in, like, a playful
way, like Tom and Jerry.

1093
00:38:39,908 --> 00:38:43,090
Oh, my God. Was Tom trying to eat Jerry?

1094
00:38:44,146 --> 00:38:45,479
- My whole life is a lie.
- Shoot him.

1095
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,281
No, no, no. Those can't
be my last words.

1096
00:38:47,282 --> 00:38:49,550
Uh,<i> ay caramba.</i>

1097
00:38:49,551 --> 00:38:51,185
What the hell?

1098
00:38:53,355 --> 00:38:55,556
Whoops. Looks like somebody
forgot to put bullets

1099
00:38:55,557 --> 00:38:57,625
- in his brother's gun.
- Aha!

1100
00:38:57,626 --> 00:38:59,427
I knew you didn't betray me.

1101
00:38:59,428 --> 00:39:01,629
I said that accusatorily,
but I'm very happy.

1102
00:39:01,630 --> 00:39:04,398
♪ Doug Judy and Peralta
and Captain on the case ♪

1103
00:39:04,399 --> 00:39:06,734
♪ Joke's on you,
they was always friends ♪

1104
00:39:06,735 --> 00:39:09,403
♪ Now I'ma get my immunity ♪

1105
00:39:09,404 --> 00:39:12,840
♪ The ghost of the talking
dog haunts the precinct ♪

1106
00:39:12,841 --> 00:39:14,508
- The talking dog died.
- Aww, man.

1107
00:39:14,509 --> 00:39:16,527
I know; it was a bummer note to end on.

1108
00:39:18,597 --> 00:39:20,247
- You got our orderly.
- Turns out he really didn't

1109
00:39:20,248 --> 00:39:21,248
work at the hospital,

1110
00:39:21,249 --> 00:39:22,416
but he left his print behind

1111
00:39:22,417 --> 00:39:24,085
in the room where he stole the scrubs.

1112
00:39:24,086 --> 00:39:25,786
It didn't take long to track him down.

1113
00:39:25,787 --> 00:39:27,521
Whoa. With that and the wheelchair,

1114
00:39:27,522 --> 00:39:29,290
that's some pretty nice
police work, Sarge.

1115
00:39:29,291 --> 00:39:31,025
I know.

1116
00:39:31,026 --> 00:39:33,728
You know, my muscles
might not be as strong

1117
00:39:33,729 --> 00:39:36,747
as when I was young, but one's stronger:

1118
00:39:36,748 --> 00:39:39,033
my big, beefy brain.

1119
00:39:39,034 --> 00:39:44,038
Now if you will excuse
me, I have to process...

1120
00:39:44,039 --> 00:39:45,439
David Willis.

1121
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,675
Aww, you got a little
necklace for your glasses.

1122
00:39:47,676 --> 00:39:50,144
I had to. I almost lost them
last night during "Wheel."

1123
00:39:50,145 --> 00:39:53,781
Hey, Rosa. Have a hard candy.

1124
00:39:53,782 --> 00:39:55,733
Terry is embracing his age.

1125
00:39:56,869 --> 00:39:58,386
I just got off the phone with the DA.

1126
00:39:58,387 --> 00:40:00,488
And for aiding in the
capture of George Judy,

1127
00:40:00,489 --> 00:40:02,523
you have officially
been granted immunity

1128
00:40:02,524 --> 00:40:03,858
from all your past crimes.

1129
00:40:03,859 --> 00:40:05,493
- So I'm a free man?
- Mm.

1130
00:40:05,494 --> 00:40:08,896
Nope, still smells the same.

1131
00:40:08,897 --> 00:40:10,297
I'm sorry that I doubted you,

1132
00:40:10,298 --> 00:40:12,099
but you did drive off with the
guy that we were chasing.

1133
00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:13,834
Had to. I saw he was about to get away,

1134
00:40:13,835 --> 00:40:15,970
so I tricked him into
thinking I was on his side.

1135
00:40:15,971 --> 00:40:17,271
It's crazy how good I am at your job.

1136
00:40:17,272 --> 00:40:20,074
Look, I owe you both an apology.

1137
00:40:20,075 --> 00:40:22,743
Doug Judy, I underestimated
your honesty.

1138
00:40:22,744 --> 00:40:26,213
And, Peralta, I underestimated
your instincts.

1139
00:40:26,214 --> 00:40:27,748
Yeah, I'm gonna need a lot
more from you than that.

1140
00:40:27,749 --> 00:40:30,051
Fine. You're a good cop...

1141
00:40:30,052 --> 00:40:32,386
even if you are a thirst-ass bitch.

1142
00:40:32,387 --> 00:40:34,355
Wow. Okay.

1143
00:40:34,356 --> 00:40:36,957
Solved a pretty intense murder,
and just crap all over me.

1144
00:40:36,958 --> 00:40:41,228
Hey, Captain, got you a
little something-something.

1145
00:40:41,229 --> 00:40:42,530
- Gertie?
- Nope.

1146
00:40:42,531 --> 00:40:46,667
But she is the exact same
make, model, and color.

1147
00:40:46,668 --> 00:40:48,569
Oh, my God, you stole this.

1148
00:40:48,570 --> 00:40:50,905
- I can't be driving a stolen...
- Relax, man.

1149
00:40:50,906 --> 00:40:53,340
I bought it at a used car
lot for, like, $600.

1150
00:40:53,341 --> 00:40:55,409
- This is not a nice vehicle.
- Yeah, it's not.

1151
00:40:55,410 --> 00:40:57,211
And by the way, her name's not Gertie.

1152
00:40:57,212 --> 00:40:59,647
It's Sexarella.

1153
00:40:59,648 --> 00:41:03,451
Hello, Sexarella.

1154
00:41:03,452 --> 00:41:05,719
So, what's next for you, Doug Judy?

1155
00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:07,388
I'm turning over a new leaf.

1156
00:41:07,389 --> 00:41:09,023
Gonna live that honest life.

1157
00:41:09,024 --> 00:41:10,658
Maybe open up a bakery,

1158
00:41:10,659 --> 00:41:12,726
buy a little house,
invest in my retirement.

1159
00:41:12,727 --> 00:41:14,095
You're gonna go back to
stealing cars immediately,

1160
00:41:14,096 --> 00:41:15,463
- aren't you?
- That's very much on the table.

1161
00:41:15,464 --> 00:41:17,398
- Yeah.
- And when you do...

1162
00:41:17,399 --> 00:41:18,799
- I'll be there to stop you.
- No, you won't.

1163
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,334
- Yes, I will.
- No, you won't.

1164
00:41:20,335 --> 00:41:22,103
- Yes, I will.
- I'm gonna miss you, man.

1165
00:41:22,104 --> 00:41:24,772
- I'm gonna miss you, brother.
- Good-bye, little Fievel.

1166
00:41:24,773 --> 00:41:26,807
Good-bye, Papa.

1167
00:41:29,811 --> 00:41:31,212
- Cool. All right, peace out.
- Uh-huh.

1168
00:41:31,213 --> 00:41:33,080
- It was good to see you.
- Good to see you, man.

1169
00:41:33,081 --> 00:41:35,116
Hey, you guys, I thought
of a funny response

1170
00:41:35,117 --> 00:41:36,650
to Terry's text from earlier.

1171
00:41:36,651 --> 00:41:37,985
Would you mind taking a
look before I hit send?

1172
00:41:37,986 --> 00:41:40,287
Charles, you've trained
for this moment, okay?

1173
00:41:40,288 --> 00:41:41,806
We trust you. Just send it.

1174
00:41:41,807 --> 00:41:45,559
Come here. Good job.

1175
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,062
- All right, I'm gonna do it.
- Mm-hmm.

1176
00:41:50,532 --> 00:41:52,516
Way to go, Cha...

1177
00:41:53,664 --> 00:41:55,664
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