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All right everyone, as you know,
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the NYPD intends to shutter
one precinct in Brooklyn.
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I'll be evaluating
the Nine-Nine
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and sending my findings
to the Deputy Commissioner.
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Are there any questions?
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Yeah, Veronica, are you
sure you're the best person
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for that job, given
our, um, you know...
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- Sexual past.
- Thank you, Detective Boyle.
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Sergeant Jeffords,
don't be silly.
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I won't let the fact that you
and I have a history together
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affect the decision
I have to make
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in any way whatsoever.
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Well that's certainly
good to hear.
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I mean, sure, it took me years
of intense therapy to get over
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and it's given me
a fear of intimacy
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that has affected
every subsequent relationship,
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but there's no reason
I can't remain unbiased.
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The way you just said that
makes it seem
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like you actually are biased.
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I have no idea what you mean.
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That is all.
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Okay, the plan is clear.
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Sarge, you divorce Sharon,
abandon your children,
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get back together
with that monster.
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-The precinct is saved.
-I'm not leaving my family.
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Come on!
You didn't even consider it!
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♪♪
♪BROOKLYN NINE-NINE♪
Season 04 Episode 14
"Serve & Protect"
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Why... won't...
you print?
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Ah, screw this.
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No, no, no, no!
Not again!
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What is going on here?
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Stupid printer won't print out
my stupid resume
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which means I can't send it
to any decent stupid precincts
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when this stupid place
shuts down.
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That's not gonna happen.
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Why are you being
such a Gloomy Gus?
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- I'm a Realistic Randy.
- Didn't go with Rosa, huh?
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Ugh, I'm gonna have to meet
a whole new group of people.
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I hate people.
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Life sucks.
Nothing good ever happens.
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That's not true.
Come on!
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What does Captain Holt
always tell us?
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Be a good cop, do your job,
things'll work out.
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Yep, just this morning,
I found this old bag
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on the street
and it has a cupcake inside.
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See?
Scully found a garbage cake.
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And I found us...
a dream case.
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Involving one
Ms. Cassie Sinclair.
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- From "Serve & Protect"?
- Yeah.
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- That is my favorite cop show.
- Yeah.
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Apparently her laptop was stolen
and it had...
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"Sensitive materials" on it.
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You know what that's code for...
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- Bank account numbers.
- Nudies!
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One or the other...
I'm not a pervert.
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The point is, Gloomy Gus,
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- not everything is terrible.
- Maybe you're right.
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Maybe life isn't
a miserable, unending,
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maggot-filled pile of crap.
Yeah, there you go.
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Let's go find some nudies
or bank account numbers...
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Both would be helpful.
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Guys, we gotta do something
about Veronica.
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She's really out to get us.
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We just need to find out
what horrible thing Terry did
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to this woman so he can
apologize and make it right.
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I've been wracking my brain.
I can't think of anything.
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- Did you cheat on her?
- No! I would never do that.
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Did you date one of her friends
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- right after you broke up?
- Uhuh.
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I cut off ties with
all our mutual friends.
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Even Tommy.
Terry loved Tommy!
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Tommy turned Terry on to tennis.
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Well, you did something to her.
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We'll just have to get Veronica
to tell us what it was.
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It's time for
a little girl talk.
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You really think
you can handle girl talk?
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Relax. I got this.
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Hey Veronica.
It's time for some girl talk.
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Let me see that bra!
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Excuse me?
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Didn't work.
What else we got?
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Hey! Huh?
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- Whoa, this is dope.
- Dope it right.
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Welcome to the dream factory.
Hey, man.
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We gotta be cool, all right?
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I know you have some fantasy
about being a movie star.
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I don't fantasize
about being a movie star.
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I fantasize about meeting one.
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And being invited to a party
at George Clooney's villa,
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where he pranks me and then
we prank Matt Damon together
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and then Damon's like
"Peralta, you got the goods.
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You're gonna be the star
of my next movie."
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Wait, maybe I do
want to be a movie star.
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- Heads up. Here she comes.
- Okay.
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- Hey.
- Ms. Sinclair.
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I'm Detective Diaz.
This is Detective Peralta.
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Oh, I like the way
you wear your badge.
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Can I steal that?
Absolutely.
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Oh, hey, here's another little
nugget for you, if you'd like.
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Thanks
for coming down to the precinct.
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Oh, and one more thing...
I'm a cop.
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Wouldn't the person
already know that
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- if they were at the precinct?
- No, it works.
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So you had your laptop stolen?
Yeah, last night.
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Someone broke into my trailer,
jimmied the lock.
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I found out this morning
from the second A.D.
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Ah, A.D.,
Announcing Department.
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- Assistant Director.
- Oh, that's even better.
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Hey, hi, Cassie, who's this?
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Well, this is Peralta
and Diaz, from the NYPD.
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- They're here about the laptop.
- Oh.
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I didn't think you were gonna
involve the cops in this,
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but well, that's okay,
here they are.
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I'm Gary Lurmax.
I'm the Executive Producer.
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Oh! Your name comes up at the end
of every episode
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with that parrot that says:
"Talk to my lawyer!"
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Well, that's actually Walter,
my pet African grey.
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Ah, so cool.
Anyways, we're real cops.
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Should we look
at the crime scene?
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Captain, can we talk?
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Boyle, you know my feelings
about bathroom conversations.
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Steadfastly against.
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I know; I just don't want
Veronica to overhear.
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I know what she's going through.
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I've been broken up with
six times.
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Really? Only six?
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Yep. Oh wait.
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Does it count
if they end the relationship
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but still want to be friends?
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- Yes.
- Oh, then 210.
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My point is, I'm worried
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that Veronica
will never forgive Terry.
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Is there anyone above her
that you can appeal to?
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She reports
to Deputy Commissioner Grayson.
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I've already tried
to set up a meeting with him.
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He's on vacation
with his family in the Poconos.
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Okay, so maybe we find out
where he's staying
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and just happen to run into him
and accidental strike up
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a little convo
about the Nine-Nine.
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That seems rather underhanded.
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Desperate times call for
Desperate Housewives.
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- What?
- Measures. I said measures.
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Frankly, sir,
I know it's not protocol,
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but we don't have
any other option.
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Yes. Good point.
It's not protocol.
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But it just might work.
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You know, Boyle,
you're a bad influence on me.
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I've never been
a bad influence on anyone!
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Should I bring
my leather jacket?
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It's ankle-length and fitted.
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I won't bring it;
it's too nice.
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Well, I always keep my laptop
in this bag,
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but this morning, it was gone.
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Nine times out of ten, in a
case like this, it's a stalker.
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Whoever jimmied the lock didn't
know what they were doing.
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I concur.
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This was a real hack job.
Hi, Mark Devereaux.
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He plays Detective
Cole Tracker on the show.
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Yeah, he does.
And if I know Cole Tracker,
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the next thing
you're going to say is...
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So what's it gonna be:
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rock, paper, scissors...
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or gun?
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You watch the show.
I like that.
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So get me up to speed.
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Who's been in here
since the incident?
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- What's he doing?
- Ohh.
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I think he must be one
of those actors who has to
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stay in character all the time.
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I heard Dustin Hoffman did this
on the set of "Tootsie"
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and everyone hated it.
On, no.
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He just thinks he's a detective
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because he's been playing one
for 15 years.
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- I can hear you.
- Ah, look at that time.
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They need you on set, Cassie.
I'll walk you over.
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Ooh, has anyone noticed
this crumb?
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Might wanna bag that.
Send it to the boys at the lab.
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Well, what have we here?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't touch that.
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Isn't this the case
the laptop was in?
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Yes, but in real life,
when we handle evidence,
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we gotta wear gloves.
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I never wear gloves on the show.
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Fans love to see my fingers.
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Almost as much as they love
seeing my feet.
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Google it.
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- Nah.
- Nah.
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Check it out.
Devereaux gave me his card
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and said, "Call me if you can
think of anything else."
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Just like on the show!
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Does he know
we're the real cops?
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- I don't think so.
- Hey, guys.
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You know, you two have
a really compelling dynamic.
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Would you ever consider being
Consulting Producers
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- for the show?
- Absolutely!
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What does that mean?
Well, we pay you to come in
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in your off hours,
talk to the writers,
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tell them your stories,
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lend the show
a little authenticity.
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Wow, I can't believe I've been
talking to people for free
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all these years like an idiot!
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Great.
I'll run it by the studio.
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He's gonna run it
by the studio, Rosa.
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I told you, if we're good cops,
you do your job,
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things will work out
and they do.
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I don't know, man.
Something's weird.
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I think the job offer is bogus.
He's trying to buy us off.
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Look, I don't know about you,
but I can't be bought off.
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And it's gonna take a hell of
a lot more than some job offer
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to make me compromise
the integrity of the badge.
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Hey, Jake, catering send over
some chicken fingers.
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Oh!
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What is wrong with you?
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We're working a case we'll
definitely gonna solve,
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we're hanging out
with cool people,
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Don't ruin this with
all your Rosa-ness.
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Think about it.
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That producer guy
didn't want us here at all.
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And then after watching us work
for, like, two seconds,
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he offers us a job?
It doesn't make sense.
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That's just how
show biz works, you rube!
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Listen to yourself.
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You're letting all of this
cloud your judgment.
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I love clouds; they keep
the sun away on hot days.
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He doesn't want us
to solve this crime,
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so he's buying us off.
It's shady.
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I love the shade; it keeps
the sun away on hot days.
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Besides, he's a rich guy...
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What's his motive
for stealing a laptop?
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Leverage. He and Cassie have
been fighting over her contract.
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- It's been all over the news.
- The trades.
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They call them
"the trades" here.
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We read those in our trailers
after we wrap
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and before we go home.
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Fun fact: stars use the word
"home" too.
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They're just like us.
That job offer wasn't real.
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- None of this is real.
- Yes, it is!
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All right?
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I know Hollywood
and I know what's real!
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For example, this door is fake.
Not a real door.
243
00:08:18,836 --> 00:08:20,922
It's a "doorn't."
As in "doorn't open this."
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00:08:20,961 --> 00:08:22,485
And doorn't ruin my dreams!
245
00:08:22,510 --> 00:08:23,283
Okay, Sarge, we just want
246
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to walk through your breakup
step by step.
247
00:08:26,485 --> 00:08:28,156
That doesn't mean we think
you did anything wrong.
248
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Start talking, butthead!
249
00:08:30,704 --> 00:08:34,485
I didn't do anything!
I respect women. I'm a feminist.
250
00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:36,313
I believe women should be
on all the money.
251
00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:39,250
I wanna pay for a sandwich
with a $10 Ellen DeGeneres.
252
00:08:39,446 --> 00:08:41,633
Maybe you hurt Veronica's
feelings without meaning to?
253
00:08:41,719 --> 00:08:44,110
Nope.
I planned the perfect breakup.
254
00:08:44,211 --> 00:08:46,508
We got dinner
at a mid-range restaurant...
255
00:08:46,648 --> 00:08:48,265
Nice enough to show I care,
256
00:08:48,359 --> 00:08:50,602
but not so nice she thought
a proposal was coming.
257
00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:52,315
I even got her
a classy breakup present,
258
00:08:52,354 --> 00:08:55,375
plus a gift receipt, in case
she wanted to exchange it.
259
00:08:55,446 --> 00:08:57,774
And I said just the right words.
260
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You deserve the world.
261
00:08:59,719 --> 00:09:01,680
You deserve someone
that can make you happy
262
00:09:01,852 --> 00:09:04,547
and it is the greatest
displeasure of my life
263
00:09:04,649 --> 00:09:06,920
that I cannot be that man.
264
00:09:07,383 --> 00:09:08,610
Thank you, Terrence.
265
00:09:10,977 --> 00:09:13,789
I'm not saying you're lying,
Mr. Jeffers,
266
00:09:13,852 --> 00:09:15,625
but if that's how things
went down,
267
00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,204
why is Veronica so angry,
you stupid liar?
268
00:09:18,247 --> 00:09:19,677
- I don't know!
- You don't know.
269
00:09:19,721 --> 00:09:21,959
Well, we could stay here
all night
270
00:09:22,014 --> 00:09:23,483
until your story starts
making sense.
271
00:09:23,537 --> 00:09:24,764
I want to figure this out, too,
272
00:09:24,788 --> 00:09:26,092
but I have to go home
eventually.
273
00:09:26,155 --> 00:09:28,928
You think anyone cares
about your damned plans?
274
00:09:29,053 --> 00:09:31,014
I know I don't.
Do you care, Amy?
275
00:09:31,108 --> 00:09:32,530
No, I don't.
276
00:09:33,381 --> 00:09:36,178
Okay, so remember, this is
Deputy Commissioner Grayson
277
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and his smoking hot wife.
278
00:09:37,774 --> 00:09:39,242
You'll recognize her
because she looks
279
00:09:39,266 --> 00:09:40,350
like an older Patti LuPone.
280
00:09:40,389 --> 00:09:42,631
And you're sure this is
the floor they're staying on?
281
00:09:42,693 --> 00:09:45,771
Yes, I called his secretary
and pretended to be his mother.
282
00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:49,389
Or, should I say,
"The Lady Grayson."
283
00:09:49,451 --> 00:09:50,842
- Very sly.
- It's a little trick
284
00:09:50,889 --> 00:09:52,545
I picked up from
the original bad boy...
285
00:09:52,958 --> 00:09:54,615
a Mr. Bugs Bunny.
286
00:09:54,654 --> 00:09:56,764
Commissioner Grayson,
is that you?
287
00:09:56,826 --> 00:09:58,404
I'm sorry, do I know you?
288
00:09:58,466 --> 00:10:00,045
Raymond Holt.
Captain of the Nine-Nine.
289
00:10:00,084 --> 00:10:02,271
What are you doing here?
Oh, I'm on vacation. You?
290
00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:03,740
- Vacation.
- Vacation.
291
00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:05,131
- Vacation.
- Vacation.
292
00:10:05,217 --> 00:10:08,740
While we're on
the subject of things...
293
00:10:08,967 --> 00:10:10,232
are you by any chance in charge
294
00:10:10,303 --> 00:10:11,544
of the Brooklyn precinct
contraction?
295
00:10:11,568 --> 00:10:12,959
I don't want to talk about that.
296
00:10:13,044 --> 00:10:15,177
If you have an issue,
bring it up with your auditor.
297
00:10:15,264 --> 00:10:17,975
- Well our auditor is actually...
- Listen, fellas.
298
00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:21,529
If you think you're helping your
precinct's cause, you're not.
299
00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:24,209
Hey, sexy.
You ready to go?
300
00:10:24,303 --> 00:10:27,686
Oh, that's my goddaughter.
301
00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,084
What?
302
00:10:29,178 --> 00:10:30,803
So Grayson's a philanderer.
303
00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:32,427
What's that gotta do
with the price of onions?
304
00:10:32,451 --> 00:10:34,584
I don't know, sir.
This could be an opportunity.
305
00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:36,626
I mean, WWBD, right?
306
00:10:37,326 --> 00:10:38,440
What Would Bugs Do?
307
00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:40,146
Good question.
What would Bugs do?
308
00:10:40,186 --> 00:10:41,889
Bugs would blackmail Grayson.
309
00:10:41,951 --> 00:10:44,795
Then I, sir, am no Bugs.
310
00:10:44,959 --> 00:10:46,006
I won't break the law.
311
00:10:46,061 --> 00:10:48,092
I'm not saying blackmail him
blackmail him.
312
00:10:48,186 --> 00:10:50,139
We just insinuate
that we know what's going on
313
00:10:50,209 --> 00:10:52,045
and let him fill in the blanks.
314
00:10:52,115 --> 00:10:55,928
Oh, so it's like...
he blackmails himself?
315
00:10:55,983 --> 00:10:57,713
Uh-huh, you just go up
to him and say,
316
00:10:57,974 --> 00:11:00,661
"Commissioner Grayson,
how's your... wife?"
317
00:11:00,732 --> 00:11:02,240
Commissioner Grayson,
how's your wife?
318
00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:04,310
No, that just sounds like you
really wanna know how she is.
319
00:11:04,334 --> 00:11:07,475
Insinuate... maybe add a pause
before "wife."
320
00:11:07,755 --> 00:11:09,832
Commissioner Grayson,
how's your...
321
00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:13,860
wife?
322
00:11:13,901 --> 00:11:15,001
- Too long.
- Fouled hit.
323
00:11:15,035 --> 00:11:17,420
- Ugh, this is not my strong suit.
- No, no, sir, sir, sir.
324
00:11:17,451 --> 00:11:19,240
You're doing great.
Just forget the pause.
325
00:11:19,295 --> 00:11:21,240
Use your eyebrows...
Like this.
326
00:11:21,537 --> 00:11:24,076
How's your...
"pump, pump, pump" wife.
327
00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:26,046
How's your...
pump, pump, pump wife.
328
00:11:26,132 --> 00:11:28,217
Eh, it was a little bit better
in my head.
329
00:11:28,404 --> 00:11:32,232
Try this. How's your...
"pump" wife "pump, pump."
330
00:11:32,303 --> 00:11:33,537
End on a double pump?
331
00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:35,013
That's risky.
He'll see right through me.
332
00:11:35,037 --> 00:11:36,076
How about...
333
00:11:36,123 --> 00:11:39,293
"Pump, pump"
how's your..."pump"?
334
00:11:39,482 --> 00:11:41,226
- You forgot to say wife.
- Ah, good note.
335
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,340
How 'bout this?
336
00:11:42,365 --> 00:11:47,248
How's your..."pump" wife
"pump" Grayson "pump"?
337
00:11:47,295 --> 00:11:48,443
That's the one.
338
00:11:48,545 --> 00:11:50,838
I really don't think anyone
in the crew would've done it.
339
00:11:50,871 --> 00:11:51,982
We're like a family.
340
00:11:52,043 --> 00:11:54,529
Yes, and as someone who's
about to marry into that family,
341
00:11:54,584 --> 00:11:56,451
so to speak, I tend
to agree with you, Sarah.
342
00:11:56,568 --> 00:11:58,185
It seems highly unlikely
anyone from the crew
343
00:11:58,209 --> 00:11:59,803
or producers would be involved.
344
00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:01,777
Hey, Sarah, what's the status
345
00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:03,817
on the toilet seat heater
for my trailer?
346
00:12:03,864 --> 00:12:05,638
It's day four of cold
butt cheeks going on over here.
347
00:12:05,662 --> 00:12:07,404
I'm sorry, but this
is official police business.
348
00:12:07,428 --> 00:12:10,324
Putting the screws to her?
I got this.
349
00:12:12,059 --> 00:12:14,842
Sarah. You're a P.A.
What do you make a year?
350
00:12:14,914 --> 00:12:16,163
Two, three hundred
thousand dollars?
351
00:12:16,187 --> 00:12:16,928
30.
352
00:12:16,967 --> 00:12:18,379
30 hundred thousand dollars
a year?
353
00:12:18,481 --> 00:12:20,498
- 30 thousand.
- Oh. Ooh.
354
00:12:20,795 --> 00:12:23,375
And yet Cassie Sinclair
pulls down millions
355
00:12:23,403 --> 00:12:24,475
sitting on her butt
356
00:12:24,561 --> 00:12:26,149
while you bust your hump
running her errands.
357
00:12:26,173 --> 00:12:27,623
I bet that makes you angry,
358
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,154
angry enough
to steal her laptop?
359
00:12:30,264 --> 00:12:31,210
My gut says yes.
360
00:12:31,245 --> 00:12:33,945
- Okay, that's enough.
- You're right.
361
00:12:33,981 --> 00:12:34,982
She's not gonna talk.
362
00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:37,352
Sometimes I wonder
why I do this job.
363
00:12:37,764 --> 00:12:39,107
You don't.
364
00:12:39,807 --> 00:12:42,577
Okay, what about the
Executive Producer, Gary Lurmax?
365
00:12:42,657 --> 00:12:44,232
Do you know where he was
on the night of the robbery?
366
00:12:44,256 --> 00:12:46,361
He's normally in his office
after wrap.
367
00:12:46,521 --> 00:12:48,779
Although, last night he did
ask me to tell him
368
00:12:48,873 --> 00:12:50,013
when Cassie left her trailer.
369
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:52,137
Hm, interesting.
370
00:12:52,264 --> 00:12:54,779
Or completely useless.
No way to know for sure.
371
00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:57,709
Sarah, one more question.
Those donuts, are they...
372
00:12:57,793 --> 00:12:59,061
- They're all free.
- Okay, great.
373
00:12:59,085 --> 00:13:01,381
Yeah, I wanted to make sure
Cassie was out of her trailer
374
00:13:01,428 --> 00:13:02,669
because we were running behind,
375
00:13:02,725 --> 00:13:04,117
and we needed to make our day.
376
00:13:04,144 --> 00:13:05,847
Is that normally
an Executive Producer's job?
377
00:13:05,871 --> 00:13:07,226
Well, I'm trying
to be more hands on...
378
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:09,740
Network pressure, overages.
Overages, sure.
379
00:13:09,850 --> 00:13:11,117
I get those on my cell phone.
380
00:13:11,151 --> 00:13:13,170
You know, it's been great
watching you work.
381
00:13:13,264 --> 00:13:14,704
Could I introduce you
to the writers?
382
00:13:14,740 --> 00:13:16,514
It'd just take
a couple of minutes, tops.
383
00:13:16,615 --> 00:13:18,201
They're very awkward.
384
00:13:18,244 --> 00:13:19,841
They can't talk
much longer than that.
385
00:13:19,907 --> 00:13:21,107
Lead the way, Hombre.
386
00:13:21,146 --> 00:13:22,629
Hey, if you name
a character after me,
387
00:13:22,646 --> 00:13:24,999
- that could be his catch phrase.
- I love that.
388
00:13:25,032 --> 00:13:26,881
- Thank you, Gare Bear.
- I'll go grab 'em.
389
00:13:26,952 --> 00:13:29,852
- Great.
- Hey, man.
390
00:13:29,998 --> 00:13:31,975
Focus up.
We have a case to work.
391
00:13:32,059 --> 00:13:33,312
That's why we gotta
meet the writers.
392
00:13:33,336 --> 00:13:34,466
I mean, one of them
probably did it.
393
00:13:34,490 --> 00:13:35,530
You heard Gary...
They're awkward.
394
00:13:35,554 --> 00:13:36,574
They're probably all perverts.
395
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:37,428
Jake, wake up.
396
00:13:37,453 --> 00:13:39,795
You're being manipulated
by our prime suspect.
397
00:13:39,822 --> 00:13:42,143
He's not our prime suspect,
all right?
398
00:13:42,182 --> 00:13:44,775
He's subprime at best.
399
00:13:45,252 --> 00:13:47,247
Subprime mortgage crisis
reference.
400
00:13:47,443 --> 00:13:48,643
The point is,
401
00:13:48,682 --> 00:13:50,197
you just have to
think the worst of everyone
402
00:13:50,221 --> 00:13:51,664
because that's how you see life.
It's sad.
403
00:13:51,688 --> 00:13:53,643
You're sad
and you're being a bad cop.
404
00:13:53,752 --> 00:13:55,238
All right, I know you're just
trying to hurt my feelings,
405
00:13:55,262 --> 00:13:57,162
but I'm in such a good mood
about all of this
406
00:13:57,197 --> 00:13:58,658
that there's literally
nothing you can say
407
00:13:58,682 --> 00:13:59,495
that'll bring me down.
408
00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:02,197
"Lead the way, Hombre"
is a terrible catchphrase.
409
00:14:04,597 --> 00:14:06,971
Nice try trying to hurt
my feelings 'cause you didn't.
410
00:14:10,909 --> 00:14:14,088
Looks like they left
housekeeping one hell of a tip.
411
00:14:14,413 --> 00:14:16,237
A finger tip.
412
00:14:16,955 --> 00:14:19,151
And that's how I would lift up
a bloody finger with my pen.
413
00:14:19,175 --> 00:14:20,338
That is great.
414
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:23,018
Oh, in this episode,
the perp is a cannibal.
415
00:14:23,173 --> 00:14:24,604
Should I aim
away from his stomach
416
00:14:24,652 --> 00:14:25,829
so I don't taint the evidence?
417
00:14:25,853 --> 00:14:26,963
Yeah, that's definitely
418
00:14:27,065 --> 00:14:29,018
how I take down a cannibal
when I do it.
419
00:14:29,071 --> 00:14:30,281
Right.
420
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:31,737
What are you doing?
421
00:14:31,791 --> 00:14:33,095
Talking to Cassie
and the writers,
422
00:14:33,119 --> 00:14:34,679
who, b-t-dubs,
all have alibis.
423
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:37,432
Also, Gary said that the studio
approved us as producers.
424
00:14:37,512 --> 00:14:39,557
I'm having my agent
look over the paperwork.
425
00:14:39,896 --> 00:14:41,197
Okay, fine,
I don't have an agent.
426
00:14:41,221 --> 00:14:42,741
I'm using
my parents' divorce attorney.
427
00:14:42,831 --> 00:14:44,301
He's my uncle.
He was disbarred.
428
00:14:44,372 --> 00:14:46,487
Well, while you were
off in fantasy land,
429
00:14:46,643 --> 00:14:48,065
I solved the case.
430
00:14:48,776 --> 00:14:50,752
Wait a minute, Rosa!
431
00:14:51,366 --> 00:14:53,027
Security camera
across from Cassie's trailer
432
00:14:53,051 --> 00:14:55,846
caught this yesterday.
Gare Bear took the laptop?
433
00:14:55,901 --> 00:14:58,971
Come on. No one could've
seen this coming.
434
00:14:59,213 --> 00:15:01,947
Except for you.
You saw it coming, obviously.
435
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,197
Hey there, bud.
436
00:15:05,621 --> 00:15:07,791
We've been going for a while...
You feeling hungry?
437
00:15:07,904 --> 00:15:10,768
Starving, thanks.
Oh, come on!
438
00:15:10,969 --> 00:15:13,213
You get a yogurt
when I get the truth.
439
00:15:13,518 --> 00:15:14,939
Oh God, it's in the grout.
440
00:15:14,973 --> 00:15:16,307
It's gonna smell in here
forever.
441
00:15:16,357 --> 00:15:18,322
I told you,
I did everything right.
442
00:15:18,436 --> 00:15:21,104
I even gave Veronica plenty
of time after her mom's death.
443
00:15:21,180 --> 00:15:22,590
Wait, what does that mean?
444
00:15:22,685 --> 00:15:25,255
I was gonna break up with her,
but then her mom passed,
445
00:15:25,484 --> 00:15:28,143
so, like a gentleman, I waited.
446
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:29,452
That way she wouldn't
have to deal with
447
00:15:29,476 --> 00:15:30,635
too much pain all at once.
448
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,430
How long did you wait, Jeffords?
449
00:15:32,602 --> 00:15:34,262
I don't know, a year,
year and a half.
450
00:15:34,357 --> 00:15:35,385
- Sarge!
- Seriously?
451
00:15:35,475 --> 00:15:37,627
What?
I was being considerate.
452
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:40,672
Believe me, she had her fun
for those 18 months.
453
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:41,980
- Terry puts out.
- All right.
454
00:15:42,019 --> 00:15:44,855
Also, there's no way
she even knows I waited.
455
00:15:44,897 --> 00:15:46,418
The gift you bought her,
did you buy it
456
00:15:46,506 --> 00:15:48,051
when you first wanted
to break up with her
457
00:15:48,075 --> 00:15:49,339
or when you finally did it?
458
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,910
The first time!
But why would that matter...
459
00:15:54,613 --> 00:15:55,843
The gift receipt.
460
00:15:55,951 --> 00:15:57,551
They all break eventually.
461
00:15:57,883 --> 00:15:59,706
Get him out of my sight.
462
00:16:00,348 --> 00:16:04,019
Ah, Commissioner Grayson.
463
00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:07,596
Captain Holt, I told you,
I'm not going to get involved.
464
00:16:07,643 --> 00:16:08,847
I know.
465
00:16:08,937 --> 00:16:11,464
I just wanted to say...
to you...
466
00:16:11,628 --> 00:16:14,112
- What's wrong with your face?
- Do I need to call a doctor?
467
00:16:14,157 --> 00:16:16,057
No, I'm clearly trying
to communicate...
468
00:16:16,186 --> 00:16:18,097
Captain! There you are.
469
00:16:18,429 --> 00:16:21,129
We have an... emergency.
I'm taking care of it.
470
00:16:21,305 --> 00:16:22,775
Okay, I don't know what this is.
471
00:16:22,861 --> 00:16:24,980
But I'm going to leave.
472
00:16:25,893 --> 00:16:27,260
Why did you stop me?
473
00:16:27,293 --> 00:16:28,870
- I was making progress.
- I know, sir.
474
00:16:28,895 --> 00:16:30,525
But I have to say something.
475
00:16:30,776 --> 00:16:33,964
I love the Nine-Nine.
And the main reason why is you.
476
00:16:33,989 --> 00:16:34,816
Not Jake.
477
00:16:34,865 --> 00:16:36,120
Yes, clearly, it's mostly Jake.
478
00:16:36,152 --> 00:16:39,105
But it's also you
and the standard that you've set
479
00:16:39,159 --> 00:16:41,268
for us with
your unwavering morals.
480
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:42,808
I'd rather we split up
481
00:16:42,859 --> 00:16:45,503
than stay together
and compromise who we are.
482
00:16:46,249 --> 00:16:48,628
Well, thank you, Boyle.
You're right.
483
00:16:48,762 --> 00:16:51,066
No matter what happens,
we'll feel better knowing
484
00:16:51,109 --> 00:16:53,039
we didn't resort to blackmail.
485
00:16:53,259 --> 00:16:55,229
I agree.
From now on,
486
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:59,185
the only black male I want
anything to do with is you.
487
00:17:00,377 --> 00:17:02,003
That was incredibly
inappropriate.
488
00:17:02,039 --> 00:17:03,195
I know, but I had thought of it
489
00:17:03,219 --> 00:17:05,191
and I was so proud,
I just had to say it out loud.
490
00:17:05,252 --> 00:17:06,456
- Let's just go.
- Great.
491
00:17:08,292 --> 00:17:09,791
What's going on?
You can't just come in here.
492
00:17:09,815 --> 00:17:11,355
- We have a warrant.
- Boom!
493
00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:13,191
And that's a real one,
not a prop.
494
00:17:13,315 --> 00:17:14,755
Or have you forgotten
the difference?
495
00:17:14,844 --> 00:17:16,414
- Even when it comes to people?
- What?
496
00:17:16,587 --> 00:17:19,206
"People" is me.
You used me like a prop.
497
00:17:19,254 --> 00:17:20,918
I thought it was pretty clear.
Rosa got it.
498
00:17:20,942 --> 00:17:23,019
- Nope.
- Detectives, you don't know
499
00:17:23,044 --> 00:17:24,284
what you're talking about.
500
00:17:24,383 --> 00:17:25,823
- Found it.
- Oh, look at that.
501
00:17:25,891 --> 00:17:28,722
Security cam caught you
breaking into Cassie's trailer
502
00:17:28,909 --> 00:17:30,229
and walking off
with this backpack.
503
00:17:30,253 --> 00:17:32,206
You know what, you Hollywood
types make me sick.
504
00:17:32,255 --> 00:17:33,263
- Detective...
- For the record,
505
00:17:33,287 --> 00:17:34,487
your show stinks.
506
00:17:34,574 --> 00:17:37,206
I've watched over 200 episode
of it and I've never liked one.
507
00:17:37,254 --> 00:17:39,424
- Open the bag, Detective.
- Happy to.
508
00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:40,962
I can't wait to see
the look on your face
509
00:17:40,986 --> 00:17:44,808
when I pull out Cassie's compu...
Just a bunch of pills.
510
00:17:44,957 --> 00:17:46,839
Cassie has a painkiller problem.
511
00:17:46,919 --> 00:17:48,698
The show tries
to protect her from herself.
512
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,584
That's why I was surprised
she called the cops,
513
00:17:50,608 --> 00:17:52,238
but thanks for busting in here
514
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,870
and telling me
how much you hate my show.
515
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,464
And scene.
516
00:17:57,682 --> 00:17:59,847
That was a great example
of a cop making a mistake.
517
00:17:59,935 --> 00:18:01,275
That's the kind of thing
we can go over more
518
00:18:01,299 --> 00:18:02,926
when I come in on Monday
for my first day of work.
519
00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:04,378
No, you can forget
about the job.
520
00:18:04,536 --> 00:18:06,836
But you're still gonna name
a character after me?
521
00:18:08,097 --> 00:18:10,683
Well, I think
we figured out her size:
522
00:18:11,355 --> 00:18:15,183
34 Double Dead.
523
00:18:15,589 --> 00:18:16,927
- You all right, man?
- No.
524
00:18:16,985 --> 00:18:19,409
Could have been Detective
Peralta saying that perfect pun.
525
00:18:19,468 --> 00:18:21,228
I'm sorry the consulting job
didn't work out.
526
00:18:21,281 --> 00:18:22,837
Do you wanna head back
and do some more interviews?
527
00:18:22,861 --> 00:18:24,166
What's the point?
You were right.
528
00:18:24,191 --> 00:18:25,066
Everything sucks.
529
00:18:25,097 --> 00:18:26,073
We're never gonna solve
the case,
530
00:18:26,098 --> 00:18:27,176
I'll never work
in show business,
531
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,401
and I'll never drink
another smoothie.
532
00:18:28,425 --> 00:18:30,566
Now you're getting it.
Everything is awful.
533
00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:31,836
Our precinct is getting
shut down
534
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,007
and we're never gonna
work together again.
535
00:18:33,031 --> 00:18:35,527
I'll end up living in a car
with a dog I can't feed
536
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:37,690
playing sad songs on a harmonica
I can't afford.
537
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:38,972
Never gonna
see each other again.
538
00:18:38,996 --> 00:18:40,981
The harmonica will get
repossessed, I'll be all alone
539
00:18:41,005 --> 00:18:43,089
with my hungry dog
and harmonica-less silence.
540
00:18:43,159 --> 00:18:44,914
And we won't be friends anymore.
541
00:18:44,994 --> 00:18:46,144
Wait, what?
542
00:18:46,298 --> 00:18:48,870
You don't actually think that
we won't be friends anymore
543
00:18:49,050 --> 00:18:50,784
if the precinct gets shut down?
544
00:18:51,034 --> 00:18:56,021
Rosa, we will never
not be friends.
545
00:18:57,923 --> 00:18:59,361
Thanks, man.
546
00:18:59,898 --> 00:19:01,330
- Get your hand off me.
- Yep.
547
00:19:01,392 --> 00:19:02,969
Forgot the Rosa rule.
548
00:19:03,102 --> 00:19:04,872
No touchy.
549
00:19:06,071 --> 00:19:07,415
Oh, my God.
550
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:09,283
I just solved the case.
551
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:12,938
Season 8, episode 16, in which
Detective Cole Tracker
552
00:19:12,978 --> 00:19:14,853
catches
the Brooklyn Bra Butcher.
553
00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:16,681
While wearing gloves.
554
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,048
But Detective Peralta,
I thought Mark said
555
00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:20,910
his character never wears gloves
on the show.
556
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:23,845
Oh, now that you mention it,
that does ring a bell.
557
00:19:24,923 --> 00:19:26,892
- That's my move.
- Oh, I'm aware.
558
00:19:26,988 --> 00:19:28,488
You told us
you never wore gloves
559
00:19:28,594 --> 00:19:31,236
when you picked up
Cassie's laptop bag.
560
00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:32,766
A double Tracker.
561
00:19:32,859 --> 00:19:34,529
You wanted us
to see you holding the bag
562
00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:35,798
because your prints
were already on it.
563
00:19:35,822 --> 00:19:37,134
From when you stole the laptop.
564
00:19:37,181 --> 00:19:38,773
Cassie's only been on the show
two years,
565
00:19:38,797 --> 00:19:40,772
but there's already talk
of her getting a spin-off.
566
00:19:40,796 --> 00:19:42,369
You were gonna post
her personal photos
567
00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:44,016
- and humiliate her.
- Ridiculous.
568
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:46,494
I've never been more insulted
in my life.
569
00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,568
Your theory is outrageous.
570
00:19:48,681 --> 00:19:50,603
And what's more,
it's just a theory.
571
00:19:50,651 --> 00:19:52,705
I don't know how cops
around here do things,
572
00:19:52,765 --> 00:19:54,439
but where I come from,
we're burdened
573
00:19:54,535 --> 00:19:56,212
with a little thing
we like to call evidence,
574
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:59,306
of which you don't have a shred.
575
00:20:00,334 --> 00:20:02,447
We found Cassie's laptop
in the trunk of your car.
576
00:20:02,526 --> 00:20:04,009
I stand correct.
Yeah, you got me.
577
00:20:04,096 --> 00:20:05,666
I did it. Good job.
578
00:20:07,251 --> 00:20:09,556
- Terrence.
- Veronica.
579
00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:12,642
I'm sorry for how I handled
our breakup back in the day.
580
00:20:12,806 --> 00:20:15,806
I was trying to be a good guy,
to be nice.
581
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:19,038
But sometimes,
to be nice to someone,
582
00:20:19,306 --> 00:20:21,556
it means you have to be
honest with them,
583
00:20:21,722 --> 00:20:23,632
even if it hurts their feelings.
584
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:26,182
Thank you for saying that.
585
00:20:26,322 --> 00:20:27,878
Now you don't have to
forgive me,
586
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:30,611
but could you please at least
give the precinct a shot?
587
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:34,538
- I would love to do that.
- Thank you so much!
588
00:20:34,689 --> 00:20:37,056
Except I've already
turned in my report.
589
00:20:37,322 --> 00:20:39,540
Was it... positive?
590
00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:40,715
No.
591
00:20:40,842 --> 00:20:43,314
It was real bad.
592
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:46,203
♪♪ Dramatic music...
593
00:20:46,322 --> 00:20:49,199
♪♪
"Serve & Protect"
Synchronized by srjanapala
594
00:20:49,283 --> 00:20:51,173
I made this saddle
out of your sister.
595
00:20:51,302 --> 00:20:52,902
And now I'm going to put it
on your back.
596
00:20:53,011 --> 00:20:54,507
And your sister and I are
gonna trot you
597
00:20:54,531 --> 00:20:56,009
all around the apartment.
598
00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:57,525
What's wrong with you?
599
00:20:57,591 --> 00:21:01,126
I'm Jake Peralta, the grossest
pervert of all time.
600
00:21:01,231 --> 00:21:02,822
Hi-ya! NYPD!
601
00:21:02,921 --> 00:21:05,095
You're under arrest,
you unbelievable creep!
602
00:21:05,157 --> 00:21:06,237
You'll never take me alive!
603
00:21:16,088 --> 00:21:18,228
Rot in hell, Jake Peralta.
604
00:21:19,624 --> 00:21:21,721
They used my name!
605
00:21:23,541 --> 00:21:25,271
- Not a doctor.
- Shh.