1 00:00:03,141 --> 00:00:04,107 What? 2 00:00:04,196 --> 00:00:06,430 Uh, nothing. 3 00:00:06,613 --> 00:00:08,849 I'm gonna go over to there now. 4 00:00:09,567 --> 00:00:11,715 Jake, what's going on? Why is Amy's hair like that? 5 00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:14,451 Oh, she obsessively braids her hair when she's nervous, 6 00:00:14,486 --> 00:00:15,785 and she's super nervous 'cause she's taking 7 00:00:15,821 --> 00:00:16,953 the sergeant's exam today. 8 00:00:16,988 --> 00:00:18,221 But Amy loves tests. 9 00:00:18,256 --> 00:00:19,556 Not this one. It's always been her plan 10 00:00:19,591 --> 00:00:21,591 to be the youngest captain in the history of the NYPD, 11 00:00:21,626 --> 00:00:23,093 but if she doesn't pass this exam, 12 00:00:23,128 --> 00:00:24,994 she's gonna have to wait another three years to take it again, 13 00:00:25,030 --> 00:00:26,996 and that'll disrupt her entire life calendar. 14 00:00:27,022 --> 00:00:28,262 Is that a real thing? 15 00:00:28,288 --> 00:00:29,344 It hangs over our bed. 16 00:00:29,370 --> 00:00:30,777 So she's stress-braiding. Big deal. 17 00:00:30,803 --> 00:00:32,531 That's like a one on the Santiago Panic Scale. 18 00:00:32,557 --> 00:00:34,604 Yeah, but we've also jumped up to level two, 19 00:00:34,639 --> 00:00:36,973 creepily singing songs from the Great American Songbook. 20 00:00:37,008 --> 00:00:39,809 ♪ You're a grand old flag ♪ 21 00:00:39,845 --> 00:00:43,012 ♪ You're a high flying flag ♪ 22 00:00:43,048 --> 00:00:44,447 So, yeah, it's a little tough right now, 23 00:00:44,483 --> 00:00:46,082 but I think the worst is behind us. 24 00:00:46,118 --> 00:00:50,053 Why are you taking so long to cook my frickin' oatmeal? 25 00:00:51,089 --> 00:00:52,055 Yeah... oh. 26 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:01,853 She'll be okay. 27 00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:22,510 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 28 00:01:24,623 --> 00:01:25,722 Hey, babe. 29 00:01:25,757 --> 00:01:26,723 Oh! 30 00:01:26,758 --> 00:01:28,725 I see you've taken the braids out. 31 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:29,926 Your hair looks fun. 32 00:01:29,961 --> 00:01:31,327 Now it's ready for me to braid again. 33 00:01:31,363 --> 00:01:34,030 Okay. Ames, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, 34 00:01:34,065 --> 00:01:36,746 but you gotta calm the "F train" down. 35 00:01:36,772 --> 00:01:38,205 You're going to ace this test. 36 00:01:38,231 --> 00:01:40,961 You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb. 37 00:01:40,987 --> 00:01:42,967 I disagree, if anything, love has made me smarter. 38 00:01:42,993 --> 00:01:44,617 Remember last week when I boiled that egg? 39 00:01:44,643 --> 00:01:45,992 That was big. I was really proud of you. 40 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:48,528 Yes, and... hold onto your crazy-ass hair... 41 00:01:48,554 --> 00:01:49,979 because I'm about to prove to you that you have 42 00:01:50,015 --> 00:01:51,940 nothing to worry about. Follow me. 43 00:01:52,008 --> 00:01:53,140 Practice test. 44 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:54,326 You ace it, you relax, 45 00:01:54,352 --> 00:01:56,085 you nail the real one, you become a sergeant, 46 00:01:56,121 --> 00:01:58,087 you make grateful love to me for 14 hours straight. 47 00:01:58,123 --> 00:01:59,823 - Jake... - Fine, one hour. 48 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:01,491 15 minutes. Eight. 49 00:02:01,693 --> 00:02:03,793 - Three but they're mind-blowing. - I told you a million times... 50 00:02:03,829 --> 00:02:05,161 You don't really want more than three. 51 00:02:05,197 --> 00:02:06,996 No, practice exams are worthless. 52 00:02:07,032 --> 00:02:09,165 The testing conditions are way too pristine. 53 00:02:09,201 --> 00:02:11,334 There's nothing to distract you. I mean, look around. 54 00:02:11,369 --> 00:02:13,403 A child could pass the frickin' MCAT in here. 55 00:02:13,429 --> 00:02:14,537 I knew you would say that, 56 00:02:14,573 --> 00:02:17,140 which is why I've asked these officers... 57 00:02:17,175 --> 00:02:19,642 to do their paperwork in here while you take the test. 58 00:02:19,678 --> 00:02:22,078 He writes way too loudly. She's always yawning. 59 00:02:22,113 --> 00:02:23,413 He has a gross cold. 60 00:02:23,448 --> 00:02:25,448 IBS, IBS. 61 00:02:25,484 --> 00:02:27,650 She has a weird arm-stretching thing. 62 00:02:27,686 --> 00:02:30,820 IBS, IBS, and Hitchcock and Scully 63 00:02:30,856 --> 00:02:32,522 with two hours worth of potato chips. 64 00:02:32,557 --> 00:02:34,557 Oh, my God, it's gonna be crinkle-city. 65 00:02:34,593 --> 00:02:36,326 Jake said we get to eat with our mouths open. 66 00:02:36,361 --> 00:02:38,061 What a day! 67 00:02:38,096 --> 00:02:41,598 Babe, take the practice test. Then you'll know you're ready. 68 00:02:41,633 --> 00:02:44,167 Okay. See you in two hours. 69 00:02:45,270 --> 00:02:47,237 Sir, a witness just came in with her child. 70 00:02:47,272 --> 00:02:50,173 While she was being interviewed, I took the kid to the soft room, 71 00:02:50,208 --> 00:02:52,375 and the toy situation in there is kind of bleak. 72 00:02:52,410 --> 00:02:54,110 Is this your opinion or the child's opinion? 73 00:02:54,145 --> 00:02:55,378 - It's mine. - Trick question. 74 00:02:55,413 --> 00:02:57,280 Any opinion about toys is a child's opinion. 75 00:02:57,315 --> 00:02:59,749 All we have in there are toys from the movie "Kazaam," 76 00:02:59,784 --> 00:03:01,518 and none of 'em are even Kazaam. 77 00:03:03,121 --> 00:03:04,821 I have an extra graphing calculator 78 00:03:04,856 --> 00:03:06,089 I could leave in there for the children. 79 00:03:06,124 --> 00:03:09,759 Um, I was thinking we could liven things up in there. 80 00:03:09,794 --> 00:03:11,594 Maybe add a model train? 81 00:03:11,881 --> 00:03:13,247 I used to love 'em when I was a kid. 82 00:03:13,273 --> 00:03:15,598 I was also a model train enthusiast as a child. 83 00:03:15,634 --> 00:03:17,267 Those miniature tracks provided me 84 00:03:17,302 --> 00:03:19,102 with some of my happiest memories. 85 00:03:19,137 --> 00:03:20,970 All aboard! 86 00:03:21,006 --> 00:03:23,793 The train will be departing in 45 minutes. 87 00:03:29,948 --> 00:03:31,636 I like this idea, Jeffords. 88 00:03:31,662 --> 00:03:32,961 I'll help you build the train set. 89 00:03:32,987 --> 00:03:34,751 Sweet! This'll be fun! 90 00:03:34,786 --> 00:03:36,019 I hope not. 91 00:03:36,288 --> 00:03:37,452 It's trains. 92 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,188 Gina, as you know, 93 00:03:39,224 --> 00:03:41,257 Great Nana Boyle recently passed. 94 00:03:41,293 --> 00:03:44,861 Yes, I watched the live stream of the plug-pulling ceremony. 95 00:03:44,896 --> 00:03:46,829 Anyway, they executed her will. 96 00:03:47,108 --> 00:03:48,474 - Guess what she left me? - No. 97 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:49,900 Her silk bed sheets. 98 00:03:49,926 --> 00:03:52,621 They were very special to her. She insisted on dying in them. 99 00:03:52,647 --> 00:03:54,604 Don't get jealous. She left you something too. 100 00:03:54,639 --> 00:03:57,707 Oh, that's so nice of her. 101 00:03:57,742 --> 00:04:00,510 And it's a big jar of brown sludge 102 00:04:00,545 --> 00:04:01,744 that smells like death. 103 00:04:01,780 --> 00:04:03,713 Oh, you got the mother dough! 104 00:04:03,748 --> 00:04:05,715 Ugh! Did this come out of her? 105 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:08,017 Charles, how grossed out should I be right now? 106 00:04:08,053 --> 00:04:10,286 No, that's the Boyle family sourdough starter. 107 00:04:10,322 --> 00:04:12,322 It's fed us for 140 years. 108 00:04:12,357 --> 00:04:16,759 The bread it births is succulent and firm... tang for days. 109 00:04:16,795 --> 00:04:19,195 I hate so many of the words you just used. 110 00:04:19,230 --> 00:04:21,664 Charles, if it's so great, why would she give it to me? 111 00:04:21,700 --> 00:04:22,932 I barely knew her. 112 00:04:22,968 --> 00:04:24,334 You know what, she probably got you confused 113 00:04:24,369 --> 00:04:27,036 with my cousin Tina. He was always her favorite. 114 00:04:27,072 --> 00:04:28,471 Tina is a boy's name? 115 00:04:28,506 --> 00:04:30,039 - Yeah, short for Christina. - Mm. 116 00:04:30,075 --> 00:04:31,641 You're right, it's pretty gross. 117 00:04:31,676 --> 00:04:33,543 You don't bake bread. Let me take it off your hands. 118 00:04:33,578 --> 00:04:34,544 Oh, Charles. 119 00:04:34,579 --> 00:04:37,046 Charles, Charles, Charles. 120 00:04:37,082 --> 00:04:39,282 You already showed your cards, baby boy. 121 00:04:39,317 --> 00:04:40,917 You know how badly you want this, 122 00:04:40,952 --> 00:04:42,385 so you're gonna have to pay for it. 123 00:04:42,420 --> 00:04:43,419 Gina, please. 124 00:04:43,455 --> 00:04:44,854 No, I'll take $10,000. 125 00:04:44,889 --> 00:04:46,823 What? Are you out of your mind? 126 00:04:46,858 --> 00:04:48,224 - Probably. - You don't even want that. 127 00:04:48,259 --> 00:04:49,525 You said it smelled like death. 128 00:04:49,561 --> 00:04:51,227 I thought it did, but now... 129 00:04:52,786 --> 00:04:55,098 Smells like opportunity. 130 00:04:55,133 --> 00:04:56,432 - Ugh. - Oh, God, 131 00:04:56,468 --> 00:04:58,635 it really does smell bad. My eyes hurt. 132 00:05:00,005 --> 00:05:00,970 Ahh. 133 00:05:01,006 --> 00:05:02,138 What are you looking all wistful about? 134 00:05:02,173 --> 00:05:04,540 Just thinking, about relationships and love, 135 00:05:04,576 --> 00:05:07,143 and how I'm way better at them than I thought I'd be. 136 00:05:07,178 --> 00:05:08,511 Should I do a TED Talk on it? 137 00:05:08,546 --> 00:05:10,213 Doesn't seem any dumber than all the other TED Talks. 138 00:05:10,248 --> 00:05:13,116 I mean, Amy was a wreck and I fixed her. 139 00:05:13,151 --> 00:05:14,817 The weird thing is, I love her so much, 140 00:05:14,853 --> 00:05:16,119 I don't even feel like bragging about it. 141 00:05:16,154 --> 00:05:17,320 - Clearly. - You get it. 142 00:05:17,355 --> 00:05:19,355 All right, two things. One, we're out of chips. 143 00:05:19,391 --> 00:05:20,923 - How? - You skimped us. 144 00:05:20,959 --> 00:05:23,798 And two, Amy left and asked me to give you this note. 145 00:05:24,596 --> 00:05:26,562 What's she say? She go out to get us more chips? 146 00:05:26,598 --> 00:05:29,465 No, the practice test freaked her out. 147 00:05:29,501 --> 00:05:31,100 She's not taking the sergeant's exam. 148 00:05:31,136 --> 00:05:33,261 Damn it! 149 00:05:34,909 --> 00:05:37,041 - Amy's not in the break room. - Or the evidence room. 150 00:05:37,067 --> 00:05:38,900 Or the ladies' bathroom. 151 00:05:38,935 --> 00:05:41,169 You know what? I'll check again. 152 00:05:41,504 --> 00:05:43,805 I've never seen him walk with such purpose. 153 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:44,939 What a wretched man. 154 00:05:44,974 --> 00:05:46,040 I can't believe this is happening. 155 00:05:46,076 --> 00:05:48,409 I didn't think there was any way she could fail the practice test. 156 00:05:48,445 --> 00:05:50,344 Well, we still have three hours until the exam. 157 00:05:50,380 --> 00:05:51,911 First we gotta figure out where she is. 158 00:05:51,937 --> 00:05:54,248 All right, think. if you were Amy, where would you be right now? 159 00:05:54,284 --> 00:05:56,217 Oh, uh, boring pantsuit store. 160 00:05:56,252 --> 00:05:57,285 A crossword factory? 161 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:59,520 A museum of retainers and headgear? 162 00:05:59,556 --> 00:06:01,589 Is it possible to enter the color beige? 163 00:06:01,624 --> 00:06:02,618 All right. 164 00:06:02,712 --> 00:06:04,692 Ooh, I know, I can call her from Sarge's phone. 165 00:06:04,728 --> 00:06:07,676 There's no way she'll turn down a call from a superior officer. 166 00:06:09,799 --> 00:06:11,032 Everybody shush! 167 00:06:11,067 --> 00:06:12,500 It's ringing, I can hear her phone. 168 00:06:12,535 --> 00:06:13,701 She's still in the building. 169 00:06:13,737 --> 00:06:14,969 She's still in the room! 170 00:06:16,039 --> 00:06:18,005 She's in... 171 00:06:18,074 --> 00:06:19,107 her desk drawer! 172 00:06:19,142 --> 00:06:20,742 Nope. It's just her purse. 173 00:06:20,777 --> 00:06:22,410 Phone must be in the purse. That makes more sense. 174 00:06:22,445 --> 00:06:24,167 Phone, wallet, keys. 175 00:06:24,193 --> 00:06:25,513 She didn't take anything with her. 176 00:06:25,548 --> 00:06:27,682 That means she's still close. Let's go! 177 00:06:27,717 --> 00:06:31,953 Duty Sergeant said she exited this way, and... 178 00:06:31,988 --> 00:06:34,055 she's not here. Damn it! 179 00:06:34,090 --> 00:06:35,590 Stop thinking about her like she's your girlfriend. 180 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:36,624 What would you do if she was a perp? 181 00:06:36,659 --> 00:06:39,227 I guess role play, try and see the world through her eyes. 182 00:06:39,262 --> 00:06:42,396 Oh, no, what if I see my reflection and fall in love with myself? 183 00:06:42,432 --> 00:06:44,632 Jake, we have a literal ticking clock situation here. 184 00:06:44,667 --> 00:06:46,434 Roger that. Okay, fine, I'll be Amy. 185 00:06:46,469 --> 00:06:49,264 Just know everything I'm about to say, I say with love. 186 00:06:51,074 --> 00:06:53,407 Okay. I'm outside. 187 00:06:53,443 --> 00:06:57,245 It's 78 degrees and yet somehow I'm still cold. 188 00:06:57,313 --> 00:06:59,380 Better walk on the sunny side of the street. 189 00:06:59,415 --> 00:07:01,449 Wait, did I remember to put on sunscreen? 190 00:07:01,484 --> 00:07:02,717 Pause to think, pause to think. 191 00:07:02,752 --> 00:07:04,352 Yes, I did put on sunscreen, 192 00:07:04,387 --> 00:07:06,387 and I bragged about it all morning. 193 00:07:06,422 --> 00:07:08,022 Amy's on the move. And I'm walking, 194 00:07:08,057 --> 00:07:09,567 I'm walking. 195 00:07:09,759 --> 00:07:13,861 GP40 Diesel locomotive with sprung drive wheels, 196 00:07:13,897 --> 00:07:17,600 rule 17 lighting, and full underbody detailing. 197 00:07:17,834 --> 00:07:19,600 You're gonna be the belle of the ball. 198 00:07:19,636 --> 00:07:21,636 Terry is your god. 199 00:07:21,671 --> 00:07:25,173 All hail Lord Terry, giver of life. 200 00:07:25,208 --> 00:07:27,175 "All hail Lord Terry." 201 00:07:28,378 --> 00:07:29,844 Check out Jeffords Junction. 202 00:07:29,879 --> 00:07:32,013 It's got a ice cream shop, a '50s diner, 203 00:07:32,048 --> 00:07:34,081 and a Mexican restaurant with a sombrero on it. 204 00:07:34,117 --> 00:07:35,983 What happens to the sombrero when it rains? 205 00:07:36,019 --> 00:07:38,085 I see no drains. Does it just fill up with water 206 00:07:38,121 --> 00:07:40,221 until the building collapses, killing everyone inside? 207 00:07:40,256 --> 00:07:43,558 Fun fact: it never rains at Jeffords Junction. 208 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:46,360 So you achieved this level of lushness through irrigation alone? 209 00:07:46,396 --> 00:07:47,829 I don't know. 210 00:07:47,864 --> 00:07:49,730 I'm just trying to build a fun world. 211 00:07:49,766 --> 00:07:52,400 That's what model trains are all about: imagination. 212 00:07:52,435 --> 00:07:53,835 No, they're about accuracy. 213 00:07:53,870 --> 00:07:55,169 People like to see the world around them 214 00:07:55,205 --> 00:07:57,205 exactly as it is, but smaller. 215 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:59,807 Okay, well, we can have part of the model be 216 00:07:59,843 --> 00:08:02,577 very accurate and part of it will be creative. 217 00:08:02,612 --> 00:08:03,578 I'm okay with that. 218 00:08:03,613 --> 00:08:05,413 Yes, yes, as am I. 219 00:08:05,448 --> 00:08:07,281 Would you fetch me the 8 millimeter level 220 00:08:07,317 --> 00:08:08,216 from my office? 221 00:08:08,284 --> 00:08:09,565 Oh, sure. 222 00:08:18,194 --> 00:08:19,327 Oops. 223 00:08:19,362 --> 00:08:22,430 Gina! I just want to say, I am disgusted by you. 224 00:08:22,465 --> 00:08:24,699 You somehow lucked your way into a family heirloom, 225 00:08:24,734 --> 00:08:27,401 and have the gall to ask me to give you $10,000 for it? 226 00:08:27,437 --> 00:08:29,003 That's an absurd amount of money! 227 00:08:29,038 --> 00:08:30,671 Took me all morning to get it together! 228 00:08:30,707 --> 00:08:32,173 Oh, I thought you were telling me off. 229 00:08:32,208 --> 00:08:34,175 And what would that get me? Pride? 230 00:08:34,210 --> 00:08:35,910 You can't make bread with pride. 231 00:08:35,945 --> 00:08:37,712 Well, unfortunately, I've changed my mind. 232 00:08:37,747 --> 00:08:40,214 I want to keep the mother dough. I'm gonna start baking. 233 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:43,184 I see what you're doing. You're trying to up the price. 234 00:08:43,219 --> 00:08:44,740 Well, shame on you. 235 00:08:44,954 --> 00:08:46,921 But also, here you go. 236 00:08:46,956 --> 00:08:48,723 An extra $2,000. 237 00:08:48,758 --> 00:08:51,040 You won't get one cent more... 238 00:08:51,594 --> 00:08:53,027 after this. 239 00:08:54,230 --> 00:08:56,664 Charles, get your chicken leg off my desk. 240 00:08:56,699 --> 00:08:58,099 I don't want your money, Boyle. 241 00:08:58,134 --> 00:08:59,367 - What's going on? - Nothing, 242 00:08:59,402 --> 00:09:03,738 I just realized that I just love old, sour bread so much! 243 00:09:03,773 --> 00:09:05,306 - Come on, Gina. - Fine! 244 00:09:05,341 --> 00:09:06,440 I put it under my desk 245 00:09:06,476 --> 00:09:09,143 and my space heater burnt it to a crisp. 246 00:09:11,214 --> 00:09:12,179 You're a murderer! 247 00:09:12,215 --> 00:09:13,314 Listen, you gotta get over it. 248 00:09:13,349 --> 00:09:14,682 It was just some old bread batter. 249 00:09:14,717 --> 00:09:16,017 It had black spots in it. 250 00:09:16,052 --> 00:09:17,618 Those are sour spores! 251 00:09:17,654 --> 00:09:19,320 That's where the tang comes from. 252 00:09:19,355 --> 00:09:20,888 That's tang town. 253 00:09:20,924 --> 00:09:22,290 I'm walking. 254 00:09:22,325 --> 00:09:25,927 I'm walking and I'm seeing a paper supply store. 255 00:09:25,962 --> 00:09:28,062 I wonder if they have those new summer folders? 256 00:09:28,097 --> 00:09:29,463 Whoa, you're good. I've definitely heard her 257 00:09:29,499 --> 00:09:30,798 talk about those folders. 258 00:09:30,833 --> 00:09:32,800 That's because they have such a fun color scheme, 259 00:09:32,835 --> 00:09:34,969 perfect for vacation organization. 260 00:09:35,004 --> 00:09:36,070 This is chilling. 261 00:09:36,105 --> 00:09:38,005 Darn it to heck. 262 00:09:38,041 --> 00:09:39,807 The store is closed. 263 00:09:39,842 --> 00:09:43,277 My bad day just got a whole heck of a lot worse. 264 00:09:43,313 --> 00:09:45,713 Time to go... smoke in secret. 265 00:09:47,317 --> 00:09:49,917 And as I'm shame-smoking, I'm seeing... 266 00:09:51,955 --> 00:09:53,621 The library. 267 00:09:53,656 --> 00:09:56,624 Captain, did you throw away my sombrero restaurant? 268 00:09:58,194 --> 00:10:01,562 Oh, I might have knocked it in the bin by accident. 269 00:10:01,597 --> 00:10:04,310 I do remember saying, "Oops." 270 00:10:04,801 --> 00:10:06,033 Fine, I'll come clean. 271 00:10:06,069 --> 00:10:09,503 You're ruining our model with your frivolous garbage. 272 00:10:09,539 --> 00:10:11,860 We're building this for kids! 273 00:10:12,442 --> 00:10:14,575 You really think they're gonna enjoy 274 00:10:14,610 --> 00:10:17,511 your brown rectangle of dirt with one little house? 275 00:10:17,547 --> 00:10:19,246 Excuse me, this is an accurate facsimile 276 00:10:19,282 --> 00:10:20,748 of a mid-sized switching yard. 277 00:10:20,783 --> 00:10:22,183 And it isn't a "little house." 278 00:10:22,218 --> 00:10:24,051 It's a work shed where the yardmen get 279 00:10:24,087 --> 00:10:26,821 their OSHA-mandated eight hours of rest between shifts. 280 00:10:26,856 --> 00:10:29,623 So, yeah, I think the kids are gonna love it. 281 00:10:29,659 --> 00:10:33,127 Okay, we have a witness coming in at 3:00 with her son. 282 00:10:33,162 --> 00:10:34,729 Let's split this train set in two, 283 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:38,165 make our own models, and see which one he likes more. 284 00:10:38,234 --> 00:10:39,266 You're on. 285 00:10:39,302 --> 00:10:40,968 You don't stand a chance. 286 00:10:41,004 --> 00:10:42,870 I'm gonna turn Jeffords Junction 287 00:10:42,905 --> 00:10:45,206 into the funnest town in America. 288 00:10:45,241 --> 00:10:47,708 That's right, I said "funnest." 289 00:10:49,212 --> 00:10:50,317 Stop dancing. 290 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,913 Stop dancing. 291 00:10:54,217 --> 00:10:55,449 This is a direct order. 292 00:10:55,485 --> 00:10:56,740 Stop... 293 00:10:57,553 --> 00:10:58,783 dancing. 294 00:11:00,590 --> 00:11:02,723 Of course I know Amy Santiago. 295 00:11:02,759 --> 00:11:03,958 She was here earlier. 296 00:11:03,993 --> 00:11:06,193 She used my phone to call a car service. 297 00:11:06,229 --> 00:11:07,428 But she doesn't have her wallet. 298 00:11:07,463 --> 00:11:08,662 How's she gonna pay for that? 299 00:11:08,698 --> 00:11:10,097 We have a joint account at Brooklyn Town Cars. 300 00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:11,098 I can call them, and they'll tell me 301 00:11:11,134 --> 00:11:12,366 where they dropped her off. 302 00:11:12,402 --> 00:11:13,834 She got out here. I don't know where she went. 303 00:11:13,870 --> 00:11:14,969 That's it? You didn't watch her? 304 00:11:15,004 --> 00:11:16,804 You didn't follow her with your eyes? 305 00:11:16,839 --> 00:11:17,805 No, that would be creepy. 306 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,940 Well, next time, do the city a favor 307 00:11:19,976 --> 00:11:22,009 and creep it up a little, bud! 308 00:11:22,045 --> 00:11:23,677 Let's think, where did she go next? 309 00:11:23,713 --> 00:11:25,312 Let's mix it up. This time, you play Amy. 310 00:11:25,348 --> 00:11:26,414 She's in that building right there. 311 00:11:26,449 --> 00:11:27,581 Aww, you didn't do the voice. 312 00:11:27,617 --> 00:11:28,649 That's the Department of Records, 313 00:11:28,684 --> 00:11:30,451 where her best and only friend Kylie works. 314 00:11:30,486 --> 00:11:32,453 Ah ha! "Noice." 315 00:11:32,488 --> 00:11:33,621 She signed in 20 minutes ago. 316 00:11:33,656 --> 00:11:36,187 Yet another great opportunity for the voice. 317 00:11:36,726 --> 00:11:38,492 Amy's not here. 318 00:11:38,528 --> 00:11:40,191 Don't give up, babe, you'll find me. 319 00:11:40,217 --> 00:11:41,883 Not now, Rosa. 320 00:11:42,676 --> 00:11:45,081 Okay, so Amy's test is in an hour 321 00:11:45,107 --> 00:11:46,670 and we have no idea where she is. 322 00:11:46,696 --> 00:11:48,529 I'm spiraling. Somebody say something positive. 323 00:11:48,564 --> 00:11:50,431 I cannot believe you screwed this up for her. 324 00:11:50,466 --> 00:11:52,566 I was kind of hoping for something more traditionally positive, 325 00:11:52,602 --> 00:11:54,168 as opposed to overtly negative. 326 00:11:54,203 --> 00:11:55,970 And I was hoping you wouldn't lose my best friend. 327 00:11:56,005 --> 00:11:57,705 Starting to feel like you're not a real big Jake head. 328 00:11:57,740 --> 00:12:01,125 Oh, no, I like him, just not as a boyfriend for Amy. 329 00:12:01,151 --> 00:12:02,810 Or as a trivia teammate. 330 00:12:02,845 --> 00:12:05,312 Okay, Kylie, you have gotta get over the trivia thing. 331 00:12:05,348 --> 00:12:06,781 I tried my hardest! 332 00:12:06,816 --> 00:12:08,978 The phrase you're looking for is, 333 00:12:09,152 --> 00:12:10,618 "Winter is coming." 334 00:12:10,653 --> 00:12:13,951 No, what Paul Revere said was that the British are coming. 335 00:12:13,977 --> 00:12:15,956 - Come on. - Yeah, come on. 336 00:12:15,992 --> 00:12:18,626 So what, Paul Revere never said "winter is coming?" 337 00:12:18,661 --> 00:12:20,995 Not even in late autumn? I still think I was right. 338 00:12:21,030 --> 00:12:22,196 Can we please get back to Amy? 339 00:12:22,231 --> 00:12:23,564 She signed in downstairs 20 minutes ago, 340 00:12:23,599 --> 00:12:25,032 but she didn't come here, so where is she? 341 00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:26,867 Well, this is the Department of Records, 342 00:12:26,903 --> 00:12:28,169 so I'm going to make an educated guess 343 00:12:28,204 --> 00:12:29,637 and say she came here for a record. 344 00:12:29,672 --> 00:12:32,840 Ooh, not sure you're qualified to make an educated guess. 345 00:12:32,875 --> 00:12:34,708 Okay, I know where you're going with this, 346 00:12:34,744 --> 00:12:36,477 the Theory of Relativity question. 347 00:12:36,512 --> 00:12:39,647 Uh, he's got crazy hair, super smart, Jewy name. 348 00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:41,263 Eisenberg! Jesse Eisenberg. 349 00:12:41,551 --> 00:12:43,017 Sit down! 350 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:45,786 Look, I know lots of things. 351 00:12:45,822 --> 00:12:47,521 I know the names of every Transformer. 352 00:12:47,557 --> 00:12:50,591 Yeah, even the Dinobots. Grimlock much? 353 00:12:50,626 --> 00:12:52,126 - No. - Okay. 354 00:12:52,161 --> 00:12:54,061 I'm not dumb, I just can't handle the trivia pressure. 355 00:12:54,096 --> 00:12:56,030 Anyway, can you please just look up every file 356 00:12:56,065 --> 00:12:57,598 that's been logged out in the past 20 minutes? 357 00:12:57,633 --> 00:12:59,366 Fine, but I'm doing it for her, not for you. 358 00:12:59,402 --> 00:13:00,701 Fine. 359 00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:02,803 Trivia Nazi over here. 360 00:13:02,839 --> 00:13:05,105 Yeah, there was a 99th precinct case file 361 00:13:05,141 --> 00:13:07,808 from January, 2014, that was just accessed. 362 00:13:07,844 --> 00:13:09,810 Okay, I definitely know where she is. 363 00:13:09,846 --> 00:13:11,946 Like you definitely knew the Serengeti was 364 00:13:11,981 --> 00:13:13,247 a type of pasta? 365 00:13:13,282 --> 00:13:14,923 Let it go, Kylie! 366 00:13:15,384 --> 00:13:18,452 Mount Terry's looking good, just add a little snow, 367 00:13:18,488 --> 00:13:20,421 and... perfect. 368 00:13:20,456 --> 00:13:22,523 Ah, yes. Now, that's what I call 369 00:13:22,558 --> 00:13:24,291 the right amount of arid shrubbery. 370 00:13:24,327 --> 00:13:25,459 Great job, Captain. 371 00:13:25,495 --> 00:13:26,861 That's just what the kid's gonna want, 372 00:13:26,896 --> 00:13:29,163 to play in a serial killer's dumping ground. 373 00:13:29,198 --> 00:13:33,334 All aboard the Jeffords Victory Express! 374 00:13:33,369 --> 00:13:34,869 Oh, I'm sure the child will love that you put 375 00:13:34,904 --> 00:13:37,660 a steam locomotive whistle on a diesel train. 376 00:13:37,786 --> 00:13:40,454 I'm joking... he's going to vomit when he hears that. 377 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:41,947 - Kid's here. - Show him in. 378 00:13:42,445 --> 00:13:43,450 This is Dylan. 379 00:13:43,476 --> 00:13:45,109 Hello, Dylan. I'm Captain Holt. 380 00:13:45,135 --> 00:13:46,701 We have some trains here to play with, 381 00:13:46,727 --> 00:13:49,483 like this one that carries coal and rivets, 382 00:13:49,519 --> 00:13:51,018 the two main exports of our town. 383 00:13:51,053 --> 00:13:53,187 Would you like to transport some coal or rivets? 384 00:13:53,222 --> 00:13:57,258 Or... would you like to come over here to Jeffords Junction, 385 00:13:57,293 --> 00:14:00,394 where it's always all four seasons and a volcano? 386 00:14:01,871 --> 00:14:03,771 Do you have guys have any video games? 387 00:14:03,797 --> 00:14:05,593 Okay, I see what's happening here. 388 00:14:05,931 --> 00:14:08,732 You're afraid that you're gonna make Sergeant Jeffords feel bad. 389 00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:10,563 Don't worry, he's a subordinate. 390 00:14:10,589 --> 00:14:12,689 No, just... trains are kinda lame 391 00:14:12,715 --> 00:14:13,914 and nobody plays with them. 392 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:17,074 Okay, but surely one of these trains 393 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:19,667 is less lame than the other, right? 394 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,318 No, they look exactly the same to me. 395 00:14:24,370 --> 00:14:25,469 Get out. 396 00:14:25,505 --> 00:14:26,971 Gina. 397 00:14:27,006 --> 00:14:28,873 I just got an email from the council of cousins. 398 00:14:28,908 --> 00:14:30,574 Tina Boyle is contesting the will. 399 00:14:30,610 --> 00:14:31,642 - So? - So he's coming here 400 00:14:31,677 --> 00:14:33,744 right now with an officer of the court. 401 00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:36,080 The mother dough is to be placed in protective custody 402 00:14:36,115 --> 00:14:37,248 until the matter is resolved. 403 00:14:37,283 --> 00:14:39,316 Yeah, it's resolved. I cooked it. 404 00:14:39,352 --> 00:14:41,786 Don't you understand what will happen if they find out? 405 00:14:41,821 --> 00:14:43,721 Gina, they will banish you from the family. 406 00:14:43,756 --> 00:14:45,055 No more Boyle activities. 407 00:14:45,091 --> 00:14:46,957 No Christmas cards, no Thanksgiving cards, 408 00:14:46,993 --> 00:14:48,359 no Valentine's cards. 409 00:14:48,394 --> 00:14:50,461 That's right, imagine a Valentine's Day 410 00:14:50,496 --> 00:14:51,862 with no cards from your cousins. 411 00:14:51,898 --> 00:14:54,432 Oh, my God. This is a dream come true. 412 00:14:54,467 --> 00:14:56,634 You think I can get out of all the family vacations too? 413 00:14:56,669 --> 00:14:58,335 Because let's be honest, Charles, 414 00:14:58,371 --> 00:15:00,938 Aruba was the worst thing that's ever happened. 415 00:15:00,973 --> 00:15:02,640 How do all 18 of you 416 00:15:02,675 --> 00:15:03,707 have sleep apnea? 417 00:15:07,013 --> 00:15:08,479 Listen, we have to do something. 418 00:15:08,514 --> 00:15:10,881 Maybe if we put the dough in the box, they won't check. 419 00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:11,949 Won't check what? 420 00:15:11,984 --> 00:15:14,952 Christina! How are you? 421 00:15:14,987 --> 00:15:16,520 Great jacket. Where'd you get it? 422 00:15:16,556 --> 00:15:18,389 You know, I got it at Mervyn's. 423 00:15:18,424 --> 00:15:19,824 Where's my mother dough? 424 00:15:19,859 --> 00:15:22,693 Yeah, about that. Um, it's an interesting story, 425 00:15:22,728 --> 00:15:23,761 what happened with that thing, because... 426 00:15:23,796 --> 00:15:25,095 Yeah, it is interesting. 427 00:15:25,131 --> 00:15:26,230 - I killed her. - No! 428 00:15:26,265 --> 00:15:27,531 - I killed her dead. - No, she didn't. 429 00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:29,667 Put her by a space heater till she was burnt up 430 00:15:29,702 --> 00:15:31,001 - to a black lump of coal. - No, shh. 431 00:15:31,037 --> 00:15:32,069 Oh, my God. 432 00:15:32,104 --> 00:15:33,070 Yeah, that's right, she gone. 433 00:15:33,105 --> 00:15:35,372 First of all, Gina, I love you. 434 00:15:35,408 --> 00:15:37,208 Secondly, you're banished from the family. 435 00:15:37,243 --> 00:15:38,676 Oh, no! 436 00:15:38,711 --> 00:15:41,345 May I still please be on the Boyle daily email blast? 437 00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:42,947 - Please? - I'm afraid not. 438 00:15:42,982 --> 00:15:44,849 You'll just get the weekly blasts, 439 00:15:44,884 --> 00:15:46,250 like the rest of our acquaintances. 440 00:15:46,285 --> 00:15:47,618 It was an accident, she didn't mean it. 441 00:15:47,653 --> 00:15:48,886 I'm sorry it had to end this way. 442 00:15:48,921 --> 00:15:50,287 Charles, I love you. 443 00:15:50,323 --> 00:15:51,355 I love you too. 444 00:15:51,390 --> 00:15:53,557 But you brought Gina into this family, and you're also banished. 445 00:15:53,593 --> 00:15:54,692 What? 446 00:15:55,862 --> 00:15:57,728 Oh, there you are, thank God. 447 00:15:57,763 --> 00:15:59,396 Hey. How'd you find me? 448 00:15:59,432 --> 00:16:01,999 January 14th, 2014. 449 00:16:02,034 --> 00:16:04,401 Detectives Peralta and Santiago conducted surveillance 450 00:16:04,437 --> 00:16:06,904 from a rooftop at 397 Barton Street. 451 00:16:06,939 --> 00:16:09,707 This is where we came the night I won our bet 452 00:16:09,742 --> 00:16:11,408 and you fell in love with me. 453 00:16:11,444 --> 00:16:12,676 - Jake. - The night that you flirted 454 00:16:12,712 --> 00:16:14,111 with me for 20 seconds and I became 455 00:16:14,146 --> 00:16:15,212 obsessed with you forever. 456 00:16:15,248 --> 00:16:16,380 Ready? 457 00:16:21,254 --> 00:16:23,153 I'm sorry I freaked out and ran away. 458 00:16:23,189 --> 00:16:24,288 It's okay. 459 00:16:24,323 --> 00:16:25,956 Just because you messed up the practice test 460 00:16:25,992 --> 00:16:27,358 doesn't mean you're gonna fail the real one. 461 00:16:27,393 --> 00:16:30,327 I didn't mess it up. I got 102%. 462 00:16:30,363 --> 00:16:31,962 I found a spelling error in one question. 463 00:16:31,998 --> 00:16:33,494 I gave myself extra credit. 464 00:16:33,941 --> 00:16:35,374 Then why'd you leave? 465 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,716 Because that was the first time it really hit me. 466 00:16:38,104 --> 00:16:40,588 When I pass the exam, I'll actually be a sergeant. 467 00:16:41,007 --> 00:16:44,362 And... what if everything changes between us? 468 00:16:44,644 --> 00:16:46,143 That's why you came here? 469 00:16:46,178 --> 00:16:47,511 Yeah. 470 00:16:47,547 --> 00:16:49,380 Things are so good right now. 471 00:16:49,415 --> 00:16:50,548 I don't want to screw that up 472 00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:53,317 by getting transferred or becoming your boss. 473 00:16:53,352 --> 00:16:56,587 Ames, I've always known you were gonna be my boss. 474 00:16:56,622 --> 00:16:58,889 I mean, this is your dream, from before we were dating. 475 00:16:58,925 --> 00:17:01,859 And yeah, things might change a little, but for the better, right? 476 00:17:01,894 --> 00:17:03,627 We can finally get premium cable, 477 00:17:03,663 --> 00:17:05,195 check out all those shows on EPIX. 478 00:17:06,799 --> 00:17:08,933 Look, you can't be afraid to be successful. 479 00:17:08,968 --> 00:17:10,801 You're too good for that. 480 00:17:10,836 --> 00:17:11,902 I love you. 481 00:17:11,938 --> 00:17:13,037 I love you too. 482 00:17:14,707 --> 00:17:16,006 Wait! The test. 483 00:17:16,042 --> 00:17:17,508 - We gotta get you outta here. - Right. 484 00:17:17,543 --> 00:17:20,110 - I'm gonna be a sergeant. - You're gonna be a sergeant! 485 00:17:22,982 --> 00:17:26,109 You don't have a key for this random roof door, do you? 486 00:17:27,488 --> 00:17:29,533 Come on. Come on! 487 00:17:29,559 --> 00:17:30,791 Oh, no! 488 00:17:30,827 --> 00:17:32,326 I broke the hotel key I forgot was in my wallet 489 00:17:32,362 --> 00:17:33,494 for the last five years. 490 00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,229 - Where's Rosa? - We can't wait for her. 491 00:17:35,265 --> 00:17:36,364 The exam's in 20 minutes. 492 00:17:36,432 --> 00:17:38,132 It's my fault we're up here. 493 00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:39,534 I just won't take the test. 494 00:17:39,569 --> 00:17:41,536 I'll wait three years for the next one. 495 00:17:41,571 --> 00:17:42,670 Oh, no, you won't. 496 00:17:43,706 --> 00:17:44,805 No. Jake, 497 00:17:44,841 --> 00:17:46,707 you are not Die-Harding off this roof. 498 00:17:46,743 --> 00:17:48,476 I am definitely Die-Harding off this roof, 499 00:17:48,511 --> 00:17:50,444 for you and only for you, and also for me 500 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,380 'cause I've always wanted to do it. 501 00:17:53,416 --> 00:17:54,749 Jake, come on, get down from there. 502 00:17:54,784 --> 00:17:56,017 It's too dangerous. 503 00:17:56,052 --> 00:17:58,286 It's perfectly safe. 504 00:17:58,321 --> 00:17:59,387 See you in hell, kiddo. 505 00:17:59,422 --> 00:18:00,354 What? 506 00:18:01,457 --> 00:18:02,456 Yippee ki-yay! 507 00:18:02,492 --> 00:18:03,991 Bars, bars, bars! 508 00:18:04,027 --> 00:18:06,060 Oh! Are there bars on the window? 509 00:18:06,095 --> 00:18:08,286 Yeah, there bars on the window. 510 00:18:08,798 --> 00:18:10,765 I just set up a video game system. 511 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,176 The kid's much happier. 512 00:18:12,368 --> 00:18:14,535 Turns out children don't care about model trains. 513 00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:15,570 Not only children. 514 00:18:15,605 --> 00:18:17,672 I'm beginning to think nobody does. 515 00:18:17,707 --> 00:18:19,106 Kevin, you are not gonna believe this. 516 00:18:19,142 --> 00:18:21,442 Terry put Lo-V IRT Pullman rolling stock 517 00:18:21,477 --> 00:18:22,877 on a ballastless track. 518 00:18:22,912 --> 00:18:25,046 I was dying, Kevin, dying. 519 00:18:25,081 --> 00:18:26,347 Yes, you can hang up now. 520 00:18:26,382 --> 00:18:27,915 I guess we're condemned... 521 00:18:27,951 --> 00:18:30,151 to a life of solo railroading. 522 00:18:30,186 --> 00:18:31,580 We don't have to be. 523 00:18:31,821 --> 00:18:33,454 I know we've had our differences, 524 00:18:33,489 --> 00:18:37,158 but through some crazy twist of fate we found each other. 525 00:18:37,193 --> 00:18:38,759 Shouldn't we just be excited 526 00:18:38,795 --> 00:18:40,995 that we have someone to share that with? 527 00:18:44,867 --> 00:18:46,467 Not interested. Good day. 528 00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:49,236 Okay. Well, I just wanted to show you 529 00:18:49,272 --> 00:18:51,806 I got a tiny little train inspector. 530 00:18:51,841 --> 00:18:54,342 It's to make sure the tracks were up to code. 531 00:18:55,845 --> 00:18:56,811 I'll be going. 532 00:18:59,215 --> 00:19:00,214 Wait. 533 00:19:01,818 --> 00:19:03,351 You left your figurine behind for some reason. 534 00:19:03,386 --> 00:19:04,385 Take it. 535 00:19:07,678 --> 00:19:09,095 Wait. 536 00:19:09,826 --> 00:19:11,859 Come on, Sergeant, take the train through the pass. 537 00:19:11,894 --> 00:19:13,995 All aboard the Terryliner. 538 00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:16,397 Next stop, Holtsovania. 539 00:19:17,467 --> 00:19:18,907 Where are you guys? 540 00:19:19,669 --> 00:19:21,548 What the hell is taking you so long? 541 00:19:22,538 --> 00:19:23,871 Did Jake Die-Hard off the roof? 542 00:19:23,906 --> 00:19:25,406 - Yeah. - But the windows have bars. 543 00:19:25,441 --> 00:19:28,009 Yeah, we all know about the bars, Rosa! 544 00:19:28,044 --> 00:19:30,011 All right, you get to the exam, I'll take care of Jake. 545 00:19:30,046 --> 00:19:31,278 Yeah, don't worry about me. 546 00:19:31,314 --> 00:19:33,314 The important thing is, you go become a sergeant. 547 00:19:33,349 --> 00:19:35,082 Leave me! I know it's gonna be hard 548 00:19:35,118 --> 00:19:37,018 to walk away, but you have to be strong! 549 00:19:37,053 --> 00:19:39,186 She left like two minutes ago. You're talking to nobody. 550 00:19:39,222 --> 00:19:40,521 Yeah, that makes sense. 551 00:19:40,556 --> 00:19:42,390 This is when the Boyles went to that farm 552 00:19:42,425 --> 00:19:44,674 and we all got hoof and mouth disease. 553 00:19:45,094 --> 00:19:47,094 Ah, when we went to that water park, 554 00:19:47,130 --> 00:19:49,163 and we all got hoof and mouth disease again. 555 00:19:49,232 --> 00:19:50,765 That was a good vacation. 556 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,100 Sam, Tina, what are you doing here? 557 00:19:53,136 --> 00:19:54,101 Gina called us. 558 00:19:54,137 --> 00:19:55,302 What? Why? 559 00:19:55,338 --> 00:19:57,104 Because I wanted to show you this. 560 00:19:57,140 --> 00:19:58,239 It's a new mother dough. 561 00:19:58,274 --> 00:20:00,675 Now, I know it's not 140 years old, 562 00:20:00,710 --> 00:20:03,544 but I will feed it, and I will nurture it, 563 00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:06,347 and it will grow, and eventually it'll be 564 00:20:06,382 --> 00:20:09,950 just as sour and smelly as the old one. 565 00:20:09,986 --> 00:20:11,185 What about the tang? 566 00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:13,320 - It will be tang town. - Tang town. 567 00:20:13,356 --> 00:20:15,790 Now can you just let Charles back into the family, please? 568 00:20:15,825 --> 00:20:17,358 How will we get to this new mother dough? 569 00:20:17,393 --> 00:20:19,293 You can all come by my apartment 570 00:20:19,328 --> 00:20:21,128 and take a little piece whenever you want. 571 00:20:21,164 --> 00:20:22,897 - We'll need keys. - Why? 572 00:20:22,932 --> 00:20:24,665 In case you're not home, or in the bath. 573 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:26,567 Gina, it's okay, you don't have to do this. 574 00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:28,736 Yes, I do, because you're my brother. 575 00:20:30,206 --> 00:20:32,473 Isn't she great? We used to have sex, you know. 576 00:20:32,508 --> 00:20:33,841 Cool. 577 00:20:33,876 --> 00:20:36,444 You don't have to mention that every time, you idiot. 578 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:38,746 Hey. 579 00:20:38,781 --> 00:20:40,414 Hey! That looks like the strut 580 00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:42,283 of a lady who just crushed an exam. 581 00:20:42,351 --> 00:20:45,019 I sure did, and finished 45 minutes early. 582 00:20:45,054 --> 00:20:46,620 Oh, nice, did everyone else give you dirty looks? 583 00:20:46,656 --> 00:20:48,355 So dirty. 584 00:20:48,391 --> 00:20:49,757 How long were you hanging off the roof for? 585 00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:51,959 Long enough for me to take a bunch of pics. 586 00:20:51,994 --> 00:20:53,794 Ah-ha, very funny. No "soc." 587 00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:55,096 Listen. 588 00:20:55,131 --> 00:20:56,797 I just want to thank you guys 589 00:20:56,833 --> 00:20:58,899 for chasing me down and getting me here. 590 00:20:58,935 --> 00:21:00,201 I know it's been a rough day, Jake, 591 00:21:00,236 --> 00:21:02,336 but I think I know how to make it up to you. 592 00:21:02,371 --> 00:21:03,671 Three minutes? 593 00:21:03,706 --> 00:21:05,673 Oh, no, not that. Even better. 594 00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:07,975 Okay, welcome to trivia night. 595 00:21:08,010 --> 00:21:09,543 You said you would never bring him again. 596 00:21:09,579 --> 00:21:11,045 Don't worry, it's gonna be fine, 597 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,379 - I promise. - Is it? 598 00:21:12,415 --> 00:21:14,749 Tonight's first category, by special request, 599 00:21:14,784 --> 00:21:16,317 the "Transformers" movies. 600 00:21:16,352 --> 00:21:17,485 Yes! 601 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,086 Question one. What is the name 602 00:21:19,122 --> 00:21:21,722 of the evil race of Transformers? 603 00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:25,126 The robot... bad robot. Oh, God, I don't know. 604 00:21:25,161 --> 00:21:26,527 - Damn it, Jake! - I'm sorry, 605 00:21:26,562 --> 00:21:28,195 I can't take the trivia "presh"! 606 00:21:28,231 --> 00:21:30,064 Why couldn't you have just given me the three minutes?