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Interesting.

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Very, very interesting.

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Guys.

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Captain Holt has no pants on.

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Um...

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What?

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He has no pants on, is what.

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Here are the facts:

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At 11:55 A.M.,

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Captain Holt walked past us
holding a hot bowl of soup.

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At 12:03 P.M., I heard him yell...

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Ouch!

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Then at 12:07,

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he called Gina into his office.

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She entered, holding nothing.

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One minute later, she
left holding an opaque bag.

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Captain Holt's pants were in that bag.

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His knees are in the breeze.

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He's in his undies.

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That evidence is circumstantial.

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Oh, so you guys want visual confirmation?

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- No.
- Not really.

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Done.

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Hey, Captain.

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I just need you to sign
something at my desk real quick.

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Just leave it on the couch.

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- Dismissed.
- Okay.

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Sir, you're gonna freak.

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Yo-Yo Ma is in the precinct,

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and he's giving out autographs.

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Yo-Yo Ma is on tour
in Australia right now.

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How would you know that?

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Sir, I'm choking on a lozenge!

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I'm gonna die!

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- I got you, Jake!
- No, no.

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Stop. I swallowed it.

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I swallowed it. It's fine.

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Hey, hey.

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I made you another bowl of soup

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since you spilled yours earlier,

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but you're gonna have to
come over here to get it.

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All right, Peralta, I'm
sick of you wasting time,

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so, yes, I spilled some
minestrone on my pants,

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and I'm sitting in my underwear.

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Happy?

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Yes.

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Ah.

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Sir, I need you to sign off on...

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look at us, just three people with pants on

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having a normal conversation.

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Yep. No story here.

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- synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Hello, everybody.

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In my hands, I hold the driving directions

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to this year's detectives-only getaway.

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Give it a cool name, Jake.

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All right, detectives-only getaway...

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d-o-g, dog, dog party...

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Dog Party '15.

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Woof, woof, woof!

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Big shout-out to Charles Boyle

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for hosting us at his
beach house this year.

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Yeah.

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You should really thank my ex-wife.

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We split it in the divorce.

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I get it for December through February.

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Winter B-house! Woof, woof, woof!

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Yeah, that's not really catching on.

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- Aw.
- As always, there will be no spouses,

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no bosses, no work...

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No bedtimes,

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within reason.

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All right, Santiago's feeling rowdy.

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Who else is feeling it?

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I can't wait.

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This weekend, I am Vacation Terry.

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No kids, no responsibilities.

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I'm just a balloon floating
in the great blue sky,

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and I am untethered.

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And just to clarify,

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how untethered is Vacation
Terry from his wife?

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Very tethered.

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All right, anyone else have questions?

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Hitchcock, Scully, you've
been weirdly silent.

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We didn't want to say anything

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that would get us uninvited.

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Smart. All right, get pumped, people.

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Dog Party '15, ooh-ooh!

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Two bottles of vodka.

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Is this gonna be the weekend
we finally meet six-drink Amy?

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Six-drink Amy? What does that mean?

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It's the pinnacle of the
Santiago drunkenness scale.

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One drink, Amy's a little spacey.

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Wait. What?

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Two drinks: Loud Amy.

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You want to get a cab?

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Three drinks:

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Amy dance pants.

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Four-drink Amy is a bit of a pervert.

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Hey, check it out.

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And five-drink Amy

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is weirdly confident.

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Let's do this, little man.

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But I've never seen six-drink Amy.

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Maybe she's the one I could
actually be friends with,

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aka my sasquatch.

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Hey, there, beautiful.

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Marcus, what are you doing here?

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I know you lost your phone charger,

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so I got you a new one,
and I want to make sure

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your phone's all juiced up

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for some sweet long-distance texting.

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Thanks. What do I owe you?

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It's a gift.

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All you got to say is thank you.

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I said thank you. That
was the first thing I said.

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Sorry. You're nice.

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I'll text you.

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Can't wait.

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Inappropriate work kiss.

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Too fast. Can't stop me.

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Rosa D macking down with
her boo on the street!

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I love it.

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Say "boo" again, I will
shoot you in the stomach.

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Fine. "Lover boy" it is.

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What did I just say, Charles?

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- What did I just say?
- You said...

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you said not to say it.

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Peralta, I thought you already left.

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Yeah, I closed a couple of cases

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and had to finish up the paperwork.

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Also, I wanted to thank you again

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for giving us this half day.

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Yes, of course.

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I understand how important
these extravaganzas are.

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I'm sure you'll have a hoot.

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Oh, yeah, although I'm sure our hoots

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pale in comparison to
the hoots that you had

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back in the day.

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I bet things got supes hoots.

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Actually, I wasn't privy to those events.

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As a gay black detective,

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I was excluded from most social gatherings.

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You guys off to play some golf?

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Yeah. You want to caddy?

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No, I do not.

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Yeah.

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Golf sucks.

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I know that wasn't the point of your story.

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- Those guys were jerks.
- Yes.

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But I do envy the camaraderie they shared.

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I've always wanted to
Josh around with my peers.

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So you've never joshed around with anyone?

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Never.

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But go have fun with the squad.

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Really Josh around for me.

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Welcome to château boy-Al.

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Eleanor told me to keep the place clean,

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but I don't care.

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Mommy's out of town, and we're gonna party.

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You call your ex-wife mommy?

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Not consciously.

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This will do just fine.

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You brought pineapple?

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Well, the fanny runs deep.

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I am prepared for any vacation situation.

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I've got a bottle opener, sunscreen,

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inflatable neck pillow.

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Wait. Are we having...

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Fondue?

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Tight.

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Gina, you ready to party or what?

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Don't mind if I... oh.

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Whoa.

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Dang!

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Ah!

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You're two shots behind, Linetti.

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What up, party people?

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You know how I'm always
saying it ain't a real party

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till your boss shows up unexpectedly?

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Well, it's a party.

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What are you talking about?

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Hello,

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party people.

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Peralta told me to say that.

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Yeah, I did.

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♪ Ain't no party like
a Captain Holt party ♪

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♪ 'cause a Captain Holt party ♪

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♪ is a total surprise to everyone ♪

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Okay, well, Captain,

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the only free bedroom is my ex-wife's,

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which is strictly off-limits.

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She locks the door and takes
the handle home with her.

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All right, you can have my bed.

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Charles, I'll take yours.

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Problem solved.

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I'll sleep on the floor.

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Captain, come with me.

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What the hell, Jake?

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No bosses.

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Look, he told me this story

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about how his squad always excluded him,

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and I know I come across
as a cynical, badass cop

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with a checkered past and a thirst for...

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I felt bad.

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You would've too.

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Guys, he just wants to josh around.

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Is that so bad?

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I am dating his nephew.

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Now we're hanging out on weekends?

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What is next?

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Small talk.

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Okay, Amy, you got to be
glad that Holt's here, right?

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I mean, you're basically in love with him.

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I love him.

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I'm not in love with him,

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but I'm definitely not comfortable

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being drunk around him.

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Ames, please keep the volume down, okay?

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Sorry. It's two drinks.

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I can't help it. That's it.

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I'm cutting myself off.

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So Jake messes up, and
you punish me for it?

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Come on, Amy. You're better than that.

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You guys, this is gonna be fine.

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I mean, Terry's our boss, and
he comes with us every year.

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Correction: You bring Vacation Terry,

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and he is no man's boss.

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When the slippers are filled,

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Terry is chilled.

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We're happy the captain's here.

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Thank you, Scully and
Hitchcock, the voice of reason.

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Holt's the big fish we've been waiting for.

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We have an exciting investment
opportunity to pitch him.

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- What?
- It's an offshore casino

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that's currently sunk
off the coast of Delaware.

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No, all right, you guys are both

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officially uninvited
from this whole weekend.

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Too late. We drove up as a group.

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There's no getting rid of us.

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- Ah.
-  Sorry, Jake.

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This weekend's gonna suck.

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All right, you know what?

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You guys are being a bunch of
racist, homophobic golf cops,

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and I for one think this
weekend's gonna be even more fun

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because Holt is here.

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Hey, what are you doing down here?

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Lunch is ready.

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- I'm texting Marcus.
- Mm.

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Texting...

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that's the most intimate
thing you can do to a lover

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with your fingers...

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other than washing their hair.

254
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So I texted Marcus, and
he hasn't texted me back.

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I can't believe I'm asking
this, but can you help me?

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Oh, Rosa, yes.

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I am the perfect person for this job.

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Okay, let's get busy.

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What was his initial text?

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"I can't believe I miss you this much

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after three hours, X.O."

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X.O.? Girl, marry him.

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- What'd you write back?
- "Ha-ha, lame."

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It's a joke. I was insulting him.

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You know, flirting.

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Think he's mad?

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I bet he's heartbroken.

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00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:57,969
No, no. We can fix this.

269
00:08:58,004 --> 00:09:01,206
We just have to write a very
sweet, very heartfelt text

270
00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:03,108
that will jump-start the conversation.

271
00:09:03,142 --> 00:09:04,309
"Hey, baby."

272
00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:05,577
I don't call people "baby."

273
00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:06,945
You do now.

274
00:09:06,979 --> 00:09:10,282
So how do you all typically blow off steam?

275
00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:11,683
Does anyone have any formal complaints

276
00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:12,784
about the work environment?

277
00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:14,553
No, no, we usually just gossip, right?

278
00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:15,921
Yeah.

279
00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:17,589
Hey, did everyone see Dave
from downstairs this week?

280
00:09:17,623 --> 00:09:18,590
He shaved his beard.

281
00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:19,624
Oh, my God.

282
00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:21,092
His whole face looks like a butt.

283
00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:24,463
Ha-ha, Butt Face Dave.

284
00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:25,897
Butt Face Dave, that's his new name,

285
00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:27,833
butt face Dave, 'cause
his face looks like a butt.

286
00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:31,236
I like David. He's a good cop.

287
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,941
- Yeah.
- David is great.

288
00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:38,443
- He's a good dude.
- I like that guy.

289
00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:39,544
I'd like to propose a toast.

290
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,313
- Good idea. Great idea.
- Mm!

291
00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:42,848
Amy, you don't have a drink?

292
00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:44,049
Oh, no, it's okay. I don't...

293
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,951
The captain's making a toast.

294
00:09:45,985 --> 00:09:47,519
Don't be rude, Prude.

295
00:09:47,553 --> 00:09:50,021
Okay, I guess I'll have one more.

296
00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,490
You're on vacation. Who's counting?

297
00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,658
I am.

298
00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:55,761
Thank you for inviting me up.

299
00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:57,796
To joshing around together.

300
00:09:57,830 --> 00:09:59,231
- Cheers.
- To joshing!

301
00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,433
Joshing.

302
00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:02,901
This is fun.

303
00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:05,070
Ooh, you know what we could do after lunch?

304
00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:06,171
Walk on the beach.

305
00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:07,239
But it's the middle of winter.

306
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,874
Which is ideal, you know?

307
00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,542
Not too hot, no crowds.

308
00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:12,144
The sand doesn't get everywhere

309
00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:13,612
'cause it's basically frozen.

310
00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:16,014
Exactly. Who brought their beach boots?

311
00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:17,983
"I did."

312
00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:21,186
Spot-on Rosa impression.

313
00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:25,257
This is nice.

314
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,092
I mean, the wind is unexpected

315
00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,528
but welcome and bracing.

316
00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:30,829
Yeah.

317
00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:33,031
It's like a thousand
little needles of happiness

318
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,600
shooting into your face.

319
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,236
Well, we've been walking
for about 20 minutes, so...

320
00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:41,106
So we should probably
turn around in another 20.

321
00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,574
Good plan...

322
00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:45,310
an 80-minute walk on the beach.

323
00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:46,711
I'm so cold.

324
00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:49,347
Even my fiery dance moves
aren't keeping me warm.

325
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:52,117
The trick is, you got to be prepared.

326
00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:53,785
Mini cognac, ladies?

327
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,154
Oh, yeah!

328
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,857
Oh, warm me up, you little bastard.

329
00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:00,659
- Mm.
- Four drinks.

330
00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:02,027
Mm, mm, mm.

331
00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:04,162
Thank you, Terry's fanny.

332
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,364
And thank you, Poseidon,

333
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:10,769
great God of the sea!

334
00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:13,805
What are you wearing?

335
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,307
A T-shirt.

336
00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:16,508
I only brought a bikini.

337
00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:17,709
Seems weird to be in front of the captain

338
00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:18,744
in a bathing suit.

339
00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:20,946
Got to cover up them thangs, yeah?

340
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:24,015
FYI: You can still see
them through your shirt.

341
00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:26,585
So here we all are, finally relaxing

342
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,154
as a squad together in the tub.

343
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,188
It's fun, huh?

344
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,823
I can't hear anyone.

345
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,358
Can we please turn off the jets?

346
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,761
Yeah.

347
00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:39,898
That's better.

348
00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:41,867
No more disturbed water.

349
00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:42,934
Good call.

350
00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,069
Wow, without the bubbles,

351
00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:45,637
you can really see everything.

352
00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:47,739
Eyes up here, Peralta.

353
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,010
And... snip.

354
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,645
Mazel tov.

355
00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:55,180
Captain, I bet you used to smoke cigars

356
00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:56,815
on the job all the time, right?

357
00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:58,483
No, but I had a partner who did.

358
00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:00,519
Had one burning all day long.

359
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,953
Dan Hammer.

360
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,922
That name is so cool, it
doesn't need a nickname.

361
00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:05,490
Ah, but he had one.

362
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:06,525
Snake Eyes.

363
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,026
Oh, Snake Eyes is a great one.

364
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,127
Oh, yeah.

365
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,396
He was the toughest son
of a bitch I ever met.

366
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,665
When he died, he stuck
out his middle finger

367
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,834
so he'd be flipping
everyone off at his funeral.

368
00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:18,537
- Oh, that rules.
- Yeah.

369
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,671
Who killed him?

370
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,006
Don't say a white tiger on cocaine,

371
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:22,174
'cause I will lose it.

372
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:25,811
No, cancer of the mouth,
tongue, lip, and cheek.

373
00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:28,580
Hmm.

374
00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:30,816
Well, still, the middle
finger thing is cool.

375
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,117
Actually, no one got to see that.

376
00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:33,719
It was closed casket because the doctors

377
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,520
had removed so much of his face.

378
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,122
All right, that's that.

379
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,625
All right, I admit it.

380
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,060
It's weird having the captain here.

381
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,695
It straight up sucks.

382
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:44,896
Should we just go home?

383
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:45,897
What do you think, Terry?

384
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,934
I am not going anywhere.

385
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,769
I'm playing kwazy kupcakes.

386
00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:52,137
I'm hydrated as hell,

387
00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:54,373
and I'm listening to Sheryl Crow.

388
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,807
I've got my own party going on.

389
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:56,808
Wait a minute.

390
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:59,811
Vacation Terry, you're a genius.

391
00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:01,313
We'll have two parties,

392
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:03,148
a fun one down here with just us

393
00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:04,716
and then an awkward, uncomfortable one

394
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:05,884
in the living room with Holt.

395
00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:07,853
He doesn't even have to know about it.

396
00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:09,955
Separate parties, separate but equal...

397
00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:11,523
forget I said that phrase.

398
00:13:12,894 --> 00:13:15,955
Ok, we don't have much time.
Captain's in the bathroom,

399
00:13:15,959 --> 00:13:17,429
and we all know how
efficient he is in there.

400
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,964
Here's the plan: The boring Holt party

401
00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:19,965
will be in the living room.

402
00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:21,366
At least three of us must be with him

403
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:22,801
in that room at all times.

404
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,570
It's not a party if
there aren't four people.

405
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,505
Especially between the sheets.

406
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,440
The other party will be in here.

407
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,476
Shifts at each party will
be 20 minutes and staggered.

408
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,510
Any questions?

409
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:32,911
How do you get your hair like that?

410
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,413
Born this way... also, Hitchcock and Scully

411
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:35,948
are not to be left alone with the captain.

412
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,449
They'll annoy him into leaving his party

413
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,017
with their weird sunken casino idea.

414
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,387
It's not an idea. It's a scheme.

415
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,655
Okay, that is way worse.

416
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,090
I think this is gonna work.

417
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,325
And who knows?

418
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,961
Maybe the Holt party will even be fun.

419
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:51,163
Now, the recorder is generally thought of

420
00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:52,765
as a training instrument for children,

421
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,466
but listen to it.

422
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,436
In the hands of an expert
like Joram Leifgrum...

423
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:02,207
The passion is...

424
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,575
breathtaking.

425
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:07,279
Okay, so Marcus wrote,
"what you doing right now?"

426
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,081
Then a smiley face blowing a kiss.

427
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:10,482
Oh, he's good.

428
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,285
We could say, "thinking about you."

429
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:14,753
Oh, forget it. That's stupid.

430
00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:17,656
No, Rosa, it's poetry.

431
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,024
Oof.

432
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,993
First shift is done.

433
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,594
- How was it?
- I'm not gonna lie.

434
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:23,762
It was pretty brutal.

435
00:14:23,797 --> 00:14:25,097
But on the plus side, I now hate

436
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:26,498
a whole new genre of music.

437
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,634
All right, Boyle, Rosa, and Amy, you're up.

438
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:29,668
Come on, get on it.

439
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,037
And under it. Bangarang.

440
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,572
Ames, Ames, Ames.

441
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,707
You don't want to be around Holt

442
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,241
in your current state.

443
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:40,713
Say hello to the most
confident woman alive.

444
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:41,980
Gah!

445
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,616
♪ Drink number five ♪

446
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,353
You are a true friend

447
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,656
and a hot little piece.

448
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,257
Good-bye, four-drink Amy.

449
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,393
Sloppy sicko.

450
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,730
His name is...

451
00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,331
Blair Underwood.

452
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,467
The man I saw in the grocery
store was Blair Underwood.

453
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,069
Hey, Ray, it's time.

454
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,505
For what, Detective Santiago?

455
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,807
For you to give me a promotion

456
00:15:08,842 --> 00:15:10,209
and a 40% raise.

457
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,978
I've been carrying this
squad for two years,

458
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,647
and my back's getting tired.

459
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:16,849
Excuse me, Captain.

460
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,317
Hey, Amy, can I talk to you for one second?

461
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,085
Uh, you just did.

462
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,887
- Burn.
- Ah, so good.

463
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,957
So, listen, I don't think
overconfident Amy is working out.

464
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:26,191
Maybe you should go back downstairs.

465
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,360
Mm, maybe I should just have another drink.

466
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,928
Get ready, America.

467
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,497
Here comes six...

468
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,565
- Oh, what?
- Okay, that's...

469
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,269
Wait a minute. Why is Scully up here?

470
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:38,871
Hey, Captain.

471
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,873
How much does it cost
to raise a sunken ship?

472
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:44,043
Answer: Less than a casino
makes in a year hopefully.

473
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,544
What a funny riddle.

474
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,613
Hey, Scully, there's this
sandwich in the other room

475
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:48,647
I want to show you.

476
00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:50,516
- Say no more.
- Oh, that was easy.

477
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,017
What the hell, guys?

478
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,353
You can't just let Scully
go wherever he wants.

479
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,822
We lost track of who was where, sorry.

480
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:59,325
Guys, if we're gonna pull
this off, we need to focus.

481
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:00,826
- You want to play?
- Yeah, I want to play.

482
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,094
It's quarters. What, am I a monster?

483
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,363
Terry, tag me in. You're
on Holt party duty.

484
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:07,366
It seems to me all-wheel drive

485
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,868
is four-wheel drive.

486
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,906
You need something. Who needs something?

487
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,441
I know they say it's not good

488
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,875
to have a TV in the bedroom,

489
00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:19,311
which is...

490
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,446
why I don't.

491
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,018
I am the king of quarters!

492
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:30,522
See, I told you guys we'd
still have fun this weekend.

493
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,825
Wait, Terry, aren't you
supposed to be upstairs?

494
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:35,694
Not now. It's schnapps time.

495
00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:37,463
Okay, Amy and Hitchcock are still upstairs.

496
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,464
I think we're still good.

497
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,967
Six-drink Amy...

498
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,503
is so alone.

499
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,739
Oh, no.

500
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,240
Six-drink Amy isn't fun.

501
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:50,075
She's just sad. Damn it.

502
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,944
Guys, this is really bad.

503
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,245
Got to get up there.

504
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,480
Now, where is everyone?

505
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,316
Ah, Detectives.

506
00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,019
You were having a party without me.

507
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:02,187
- Captain...
- No need to explain.

508
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,559
This is gonna sound controversial,

509
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,728
but I think that went pretty good.

510
00:17:11,825 --> 00:17:12,892
Man, I've never seen Captain
Holt that upset before.

511
00:17:12,926 --> 00:17:14,994
He looks like a sad block of granite.

512
00:17:15,029 --> 00:17:16,129
What are we gonna do?

513
00:17:16,163 --> 00:17:18,097
How do you cheer up granite?

514
00:17:18,132 --> 00:17:19,632
Well, you could salvage it,

515
00:17:19,666 --> 00:17:21,334
much like the casino we've been talk...

516
00:17:21,368 --> 00:17:23,369
- Seriously, stop.
-  I feel awful.

517
00:17:23,404 --> 00:17:26,172
My fanny's not deep enough to fix this.

518
00:17:26,206 --> 00:17:29,175
Vacation Terry...

519
00:17:29,209 --> 00:17:31,010
- is dead.
- The fanny.

520
00:17:31,045 --> 00:17:32,345
I'm gonna go talk to Captain Holt.

521
00:17:32,379 --> 00:17:33,846
No, don't do that.

522
00:17:33,881 --> 00:17:34,981
I invited him up here.

523
00:17:35,015 --> 00:17:36,516
I should go talk to him.

524
00:17:36,550 --> 00:17:38,284
- Okay.
- What?

525
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:39,752
Really thought you were
gonna fight me on that,

526
00:17:39,787 --> 00:17:41,087
and then we'd have a
whole back-and-forth,

527
00:17:41,121 --> 00:17:43,222
and eventually you'd go,
"Jake, I respect you",

528
00:17:43,257 --> 00:17:44,457
but I got to do this."

529
00:17:44,591 --> 00:17:45,992
No, it's uncomfortable.

530
00:17:46,026 --> 00:17:47,260
I'd much rather you do it.

531
00:17:47,294 --> 00:17:49,262
All right, fine.

532
00:17:49,296 --> 00:17:51,297
Here I go.

533
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,568
- You're walking in place.
- All right!

534
00:17:55,692 --> 00:17:57,460
Hey, I need to write Marcus back fast.

535
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:58,961
He's already freaked out
by how long it takes me

536
00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:00,329
to text him back.

537
00:18:00,364 --> 00:18:03,132
Listen, Rosa, there's nothing
I'd rather do in my life

538
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,234
than write a sexy text to your boyfriend,

539
00:18:05,269 --> 00:18:07,036
but I think this is something
you got to do on your own.

540
00:18:07,070 --> 00:18:08,437
Why?

541
00:18:08,472 --> 00:18:09,772
You're so good at being lame, and I'm not.

542
00:18:09,806 --> 00:18:11,240
- Yeah.
- Look, I like him.

543
00:18:11,275 --> 00:18:12,408
I really like him.

544
00:18:12,442 --> 00:18:13,743
I don't want to screw this crap up.

545
00:18:13,777 --> 00:18:15,144
That's what you should say.

546
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:17,747
Just take that sentiment,
remove the word "crap,"

547
00:18:17,781 --> 00:18:19,715
and then send it.

548
00:18:22,319 --> 00:18:23,519
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

549
00:18:23,554 --> 00:18:24,687
Gah, I sent it.

550
00:18:24,721 --> 00:18:25,922
He didn't write back, so he hates it.

551
00:18:25,956 --> 00:18:27,723
No, wait. Look.

552
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:31,093
Okay, oh, okay, "dot, dot, dot."

553
00:18:31,128 --> 00:18:32,161
It's happening.

554
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:34,063
It's a shirtless pic.

555
00:18:34,097 --> 00:18:37,200
We did it. We did it!

556
00:18:37,234 --> 00:18:38,434
Thanks, Boyle.

557
00:18:38,468 --> 00:18:40,436
Okay, I'm gonna leave. Don't follow me.

558
00:18:40,470 --> 00:18:41,537
Things are about to get intense.

559
00:18:41,572 --> 00:18:42,772
Makes sense.

560
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:45,942
Ames.

561
00:18:45,976 --> 00:18:47,877
Gina.

562
00:18:47,911 --> 00:18:50,213
You got to see the sasquatch.

563
00:18:50,247 --> 00:18:51,747
Was it everything you drumpt?

564
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:54,784
It was the stuff drumps are made of.

565
00:18:54,818 --> 00:18:57,787
Can you hold my eyes still
till things stop spinning?

566
00:18:57,821 --> 00:18:58,921
Okay, let's sit you up.

567
00:18:58,956 --> 00:19:00,156
There. Easy does...

568
00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:02,558
there... oh, there you go.

569
00:19:02,593 --> 00:19:04,427
Now drink this entire glass of water.

570
00:19:04,661 --> 00:19:07,396
You're taking care of me.

571
00:19:07,431 --> 00:19:09,265
Just cause I know you won't remember it.

572
00:19:09,299 --> 00:19:12,435
Mm-mm, no.

573
00:19:12,469 --> 00:19:13,636
You like me.

574
00:19:13,670 --> 00:19:16,873
Six-drink Amy is your friend.

575
00:19:19,209 --> 00:19:22,278
And... and she's gonna
be very sick right now.

576
00:19:22,312 --> 00:19:23,312
Okay.

577
00:19:27,017 --> 00:19:28,885
I heard you were out here.

578
00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:30,286
Really hate those jets, huh?

579
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,488
I'm not a child. I
don't need a bubble bath.

580
00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:36,559
So listen.

581
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,494
Before you say anything,
I want to say I'm sorry.

582
00:19:38,529 --> 00:19:40,296
You're sorry?

583
00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:42,632
Wow, I can't believe I
almost made Terry do this.

584
00:19:42,666 --> 00:19:43,900
Apology accepted.

585
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:45,134
I was so eager to make up

586
00:19:45,168 --> 00:19:46,836
for all the joshing around I'd missed,

587
00:19:46,870 --> 00:19:49,338
I forgot this getaway is
really for you detectives.

588
00:19:49,373 --> 00:19:52,275
And one of the things you're
striving to get away from

589
00:19:52,309 --> 00:19:53,543
is your captain.

590
00:19:53,577 --> 00:19:57,079
Yeah, I mean, it's nothing
against you as a person.

591
00:19:57,114 --> 00:19:58,347
Everyone loves you,

592
00:19:58,382 --> 00:20:00,116
but you're our captain,

593
00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:02,418
and normally we get really drunk

594
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:04,687
and act like crazy idiots
and play stupid games

595
00:20:04,721 --> 00:20:06,622
where we make fun of the boss.

596
00:20:06,657 --> 00:20:09,792
Which is hard when the boss is present.

597
00:20:09,826 --> 00:20:10,893
Yeah.

598
00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:14,830
But not impossible.

599
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:17,433
I think instead of us rising to your level,

600
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:20,303
it's maybe time for you
to stoop down to ours.

601
00:20:27,377 --> 00:20:30,880
And that's just the start.

602
00:20:30,914 --> 00:20:33,916
I call the game "Real Ray or Fake Ray?"

603
00:20:33,951 --> 00:20:36,219
And joining us is a
very special contestant,

604
00:20:36,253 --> 00:20:37,853
Captain Ray Holt himself.

605
00:20:41,258 --> 00:20:43,326
All right, here's how the game works.

606
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:44,427
I will say a phrase.

607
00:20:44,461 --> 00:20:45,695
You tell me if I made it up

608
00:20:45,729 --> 00:20:47,496
or if it's something that Captain Holt

609
00:20:47,531 --> 00:20:50,666
actually said in real life
to an actual human being.

610
00:20:50,701 --> 00:20:52,168
I understand the logic of this game.

611
00:20:52,202 --> 00:20:54,704
Great! Phrase number one:

612
00:20:54,738 --> 00:20:57,106
"The futility of lighting candles

613
00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:58,641
only to blow them out immediately

614
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:02,011
is just one reason I find
children's birthday parties

615
00:21:02,045 --> 00:21:03,312
impractical."

616
00:21:03,347 --> 00:21:04,313
- Holt.
- That's Holt.

617
00:21:04,348 --> 00:21:05,314
Mm, fake.

618
00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:06,649
I say fake too.

619
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,251
I don't remember saying
it, so it must be fake.

620
00:21:08,285 --> 00:21:09,252
It was real!

621
00:21:09,286 --> 00:21:10,319
Oh!

622
00:21:10,354 --> 00:21:12,622
To Terry's kids at their birthday party.

623
00:21:12,656 --> 00:21:13,723
Oh, I remember now.

624
00:21:13,757 --> 00:21:14,957
Oh, do another one. Do another one.

625
00:21:14,992 --> 00:21:16,459
All right, phrase number two:

626
00:21:16,493 --> 00:21:19,762
"Any smile that lasts longer
than a second and a half

627
00:21:19,796 --> 00:21:22,331
is a con man's ruse."

628
00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:24,066
That's fake. That's a fake one.

629
00:21:24,101 --> 00:21:25,434
I said it.

630
00:21:25,469 --> 00:21:26,903
And I meant it!

631
00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:28,437
Oh!

632
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,375
Not a doctor. Shh.

633
00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:34,626
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