1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:03,883 People have come from all over the city to mourn. 2 00:00:04,039 --> 00:00:05,907 The grief is palpable. 3 00:00:05,975 --> 00:00:06,908 But the lights from these candles 4 00:00:06,976 --> 00:00:08,843 have never shone brighter. 5 00:00:08,911 --> 00:00:11,846 Pizza Rat, dead tonight at the age of four. 6 00:00:11,914 --> 00:00:12,914 Kit. 7 00:00:12,982 --> 00:00:14,315 All right, Haley, thank you for that. 8 00:00:14,383 --> 00:00:15,917 I think it's gonna be a long, sad night for all of us, huh? 9 00:00:15,985 --> 00:00:17,652 2017 strikes again. 10 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:18,786 Indeed it does. 11 00:00:18,854 --> 00:00:20,655 In other news, we are just days away now 12 00:00:20,723 --> 00:00:23,558 from the start of a trial for NYPD detectives 13 00:00:23,625 --> 00:00:25,526 Jake Peralta and Rosa Diaz. 14 00:00:25,594 --> 00:00:27,061 They were arrested two months ago 15 00:00:27,129 --> 00:00:28,763 for a whole string of bank robberies. 16 00:00:28,831 --> 00:00:30,098 The pair are currently out on bail 17 00:00:30,165 --> 00:00:33,735 but, if convicted, face up to 15 years in prison. 18 00:00:33,802 --> 00:00:35,937 Yeah, Anna, these disgraced detectives were apprehended 19 00:00:36,005 --> 00:00:38,840 after a months-long investigation by hero cop 20 00:00:38,907 --> 00:00:40,508 Lieutenant Melanie Hawkins. 21 00:00:40,576 --> 00:00:41,676 They're guilty. 22 00:00:41,744 --> 00:00:43,511 Super duper guilty. 23 00:00:43,579 --> 00:00:45,613 While there is little to no public information 24 00:00:45,681 --> 00:00:47,915 about Detective Diaz, Channel 12 25 00:00:47,983 --> 00:00:50,218 has learned this isn't the first time 26 00:00:50,285 --> 00:00:52,720 Peralta has been on the wrong side of the law. 27 00:00:52,788 --> 00:00:54,956 We just uncovered cell phone footage 28 00:00:55,024 --> 00:00:57,225 from a Criss Angel magic show. 29 00:00:57,292 --> 00:00:58,760 I just want to know how he did it. 30 00:00:58,827 --> 00:01:00,528 He's a mind freak! 31 00:01:00,596 --> 00:01:01,696 A mind freak! 32 00:01:01,764 --> 00:01:04,699 - sync and corrections by Mr. C - - www.addic7ed.com - 33 00:01:04,767 --> 00:01:11,739 ♪ 34 00:01:22,117 --> 00:01:23,918 Okay, update on our trial prep. 35 00:01:23,986 --> 00:01:25,887 This is our lawyer, Samuel Miller, 36 00:01:25,954 --> 00:01:27,889 who, in many ways, is in charge of our defense. 37 00:01:27,956 --> 00:01:28,990 In every way. 38 00:01:29,058 --> 00:01:30,024 Well, "many" is part of "every." 39 00:01:30,092 --> 00:01:30,892 I'm facing 15 years in prison. 40 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:31,993 st let me have this. 41 00:01:32,061 --> 00:01:34,896 Okay. So, prosecution's case is strong. 42 00:01:34,963 --> 00:01:36,931 You two were caught red-handed robbing a bank 43 00:01:36,999 --> 00:01:39,734 by one of the NYPD's most esteemed detectives 44 00:01:39,802 --> 00:01:41,636 in front of two dozen eyewitnesses. 45 00:01:41,703 --> 00:01:43,604 Right, but can't Captain Holt just testify 46 00:01:43,672 --> 00:01:44,739 he knew you were trying to 47 00:01:44,807 --> 00:01:46,074 take down Hawkins from the inside? 48 00:01:46,141 --> 00:01:47,408 Unfortunately, no. 49 00:01:47,476 --> 00:01:48,910 Legally you can't testify for your best friend. 50 00:01:48,977 --> 00:01:50,011 - That's not a law. - No? 51 00:01:50,079 --> 00:01:51,345 - Sam? - Not a law. 52 00:01:51,413 --> 00:01:52,814 Well, point is, he didn't deny we're best friends. 53 00:01:52,881 --> 00:01:53,948 The investigation was off the books. 54 00:01:54,016 --> 00:01:55,917 There's no evidence proving it even existed. 55 00:01:55,984 --> 00:01:57,618 Doesn't matter anyway. We don't need your testimony, 56 00:01:57,686 --> 00:01:59,754 because we have... the meat fork. 57 00:01:59,822 --> 00:02:00,755 What? 58 00:02:00,823 --> 00:02:02,290 Our two-pronged defense. 59 00:02:02,357 --> 00:02:04,292 Not unlike a fork you would use to flip a steak on a grill. 60 00:02:04,359 --> 00:02:05,326 It's a meat fork! 61 00:02:05,394 --> 00:02:06,761 Sam, explain the meat fork to them. 62 00:02:06,829 --> 00:02:08,629 Again, "meat fork" is fun, 63 00:02:08,697 --> 00:02:09,697 but under no circumstances should 64 00:02:09,765 --> 00:02:10,698 anyone say that in court. 65 00:02:10,766 --> 00:02:11,766 We have it if we need it. 66 00:02:11,834 --> 00:02:12,767 Tell them about the first prong. 67 00:02:12,835 --> 00:02:14,102 We have airtight alibis 68 00:02:14,169 --> 00:02:15,837 for the other three bank robberies 69 00:02:15,904 --> 00:02:17,305 you all are accused of. 70 00:02:17,372 --> 00:02:18,840 Yes, I pulled time sheets, witness statements, 71 00:02:18,907 --> 00:02:19,974 and security footage. 72 00:02:20,042 --> 00:02:21,375 We can show that both of you weren't present 73 00:02:21,443 --> 00:02:23,678 at any of the other robberies, except... 74 00:02:23,745 --> 00:02:26,013 March 12th. Still not sure where Rosa was. 75 00:02:26,081 --> 00:02:27,048 And you never will be. 76 00:02:27,116 --> 00:02:28,616 Okay, reminder: privacy is cool, 77 00:02:28,684 --> 00:02:29,717 but if you don't tell us, 78 00:02:29,785 --> 00:02:31,719 we're gonna go to jail for a long time. 79 00:02:31,787 --> 00:02:33,054 Fine. 80 00:02:33,122 --> 00:02:34,655 I was at a "La La Land" sing-along. 81 00:02:34,723 --> 00:02:35,790 Really? 82 00:02:35,858 --> 00:02:36,958 - What's that? - Enough. 83 00:02:37,025 --> 00:02:38,793 - Just move on to the next prong. - Yep. 84 00:02:38,861 --> 00:02:41,062 Prosecution claims you stole $26 million, 85 00:02:41,130 --> 00:02:43,064 but they can't trace that money to you in any way. 86 00:02:43,132 --> 00:02:45,333 Yeah, I have negative $73 in my bank account. 87 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:46,501 Ba-boom! 88 00:02:46,568 --> 00:02:47,668 I'm somehow embarrassed and proud of you 89 00:02:47,736 --> 00:02:48,669 at the same time. 90 00:02:48,737 --> 00:02:49,871 Yeah, that's my sweet spot. 91 00:02:49,938 --> 00:02:50,872 Okay, so that's where we stand. 92 00:02:50,939 --> 00:02:52,340 Are there any questions or comments? 93 00:02:52,407 --> 00:02:53,908 Yes, there's something I'd like to say. 94 00:02:55,210 --> 00:02:56,177 Don't lose. 95 00:02:56,245 --> 00:02:58,012 Thought that was gonna be longer. 96 00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:59,814 - I loved it. - It was perfect. 97 00:02:59,882 --> 00:03:02,650 Hey, Boyle. How you doing there, bud? 98 00:03:02,718 --> 00:03:04,352 I'm fine. I'm great. 99 00:03:04,419 --> 00:03:05,820 Well, I hear your mouth say that, 100 00:03:05,888 --> 00:03:07,989 but the rest of your head is telling a different story. 101 00:03:08,056 --> 00:03:09,690 Feels like the stress of the upcoming trial 102 00:03:09,758 --> 00:03:10,791 is starting to get to you. 103 00:03:10,859 --> 00:03:12,360 Oh, is this about my hair turning white? 104 00:03:12,427 --> 00:03:13,895 Yes, definitely. 105 00:03:13,962 --> 00:03:15,930 It's not just the head hair. 106 00:03:15,998 --> 00:03:17,899 It's all of it. 107 00:03:17,966 --> 00:03:20,067 All. Of. It. 108 00:03:20,135 --> 00:03:21,169 I get it. 109 00:03:21,236 --> 00:03:22,103 It's like an Eagles concert down there. 110 00:03:22,171 --> 00:03:23,137 Nothing but whites. 111 00:03:23,205 --> 00:03:25,006 Understood. You got white pubes. 112 00:03:25,073 --> 00:03:26,707 There's no need to stress out. 113 00:03:26,775 --> 00:03:27,942 The lawyer's very confident. 114 00:03:28,010 --> 00:03:29,076 Not good enough. 115 00:03:29,144 --> 00:03:30,678 I need to do everything I can to save Jake. 116 00:03:30,746 --> 00:03:32,380 Charles, you're falling apart. 117 00:03:32,447 --> 00:03:34,015 And that's not helping anyone. 118 00:03:34,082 --> 00:03:35,383 You need to get your crap in order. 119 00:03:35,450 --> 00:03:41,022 Okay, you're right. I'll take a nap. 120 00:03:41,089 --> 00:03:43,891 I'll eat. I'll dye my pubes. 121 00:03:43,959 --> 00:03:44,926 You can dye all your hair. 122 00:03:44,993 --> 00:03:47,728 No. There's no time. 123 00:03:47,796 --> 00:03:50,431 Hey. Big day. How you feeling? 124 00:03:50,499 --> 00:03:51,632 Good. Good. 125 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:52,867 I was just working on my innocent face. 126 00:03:52,935 --> 00:03:54,035 Check it out. 127 00:03:54,102 --> 00:03:55,736 "I'm a nice boy." 128 00:03:55,804 --> 00:03:56,737 Oh, no. I don't think that's doing 129 00:03:56,805 --> 00:03:57,772 what you want it to at all. 130 00:03:57,839 --> 00:03:59,740 Oh. Well, it doesn't matter, 131 00:03:59,808 --> 00:04:00,875 because my normal face is my innocent face, 132 00:04:00,943 --> 00:04:01,976 because I'm innocent. 133 00:04:02,044 --> 00:04:04,045 I know. I just hope the jury knows too. 134 00:04:04,112 --> 00:04:05,146 Should we talk about what happens 135 00:04:05,214 --> 00:04:06,814 if they somehow find you guilty? 136 00:04:06,882 --> 00:04:07,815 That's not happening. 137 00:04:07,883 --> 00:04:08,950 But what we should talk about 138 00:04:09,017 --> 00:04:10,384 is how we're gonna celebrate when I win. 139 00:04:10,452 --> 00:04:12,920 I'm thinking we take a trip to Paris or London, Rome, 140 00:04:12,988 --> 00:04:13,955 anywhere Jason Bourne 141 00:04:14,022 --> 00:04:15,156 has driven a car down some stairs. 142 00:04:15,224 --> 00:04:17,124 Paris sounds fun. Or we could just go 143 00:04:17,192 --> 00:04:18,492 somewhere we could actually afford. 144 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:19,493 Oh, we can afford it. 145 00:04:19,561 --> 00:04:20,895 Don't forget I robbed a bank. 146 00:04:20,963 --> 00:04:23,097 I'm sitting on $26 million, baby! 147 00:04:23,165 --> 00:04:24,098 Excuse me? 148 00:04:24,166 --> 00:04:25,099 Oh! He's just kidding. 149 00:04:25,167 --> 00:04:26,100 Yeah, I'm innocent. 150 00:04:26,168 --> 00:04:27,235 You'll see when we get in there. 151 00:04:27,302 --> 00:04:29,470 Nice talking to you, Judge. 152 00:04:29,538 --> 00:04:30,905 Okay, you ready? 153 00:04:30,973 --> 00:04:32,106 Yeah. 154 00:04:34,142 --> 00:04:35,109 I love you. 155 00:04:35,177 --> 00:04:36,911 I know. Han Solo. 156 00:04:36,979 --> 00:04:38,012 Love you too. 157 00:04:39,314 --> 00:04:40,748 You got this. 158 00:04:42,050 --> 00:04:43,918 You got this. 159 00:04:43,986 --> 00:04:45,186 You got this. 160 00:04:46,221 --> 00:04:47,989 - Charles, you're... - In a wheelchair, yep. 161 00:04:48,056 --> 00:04:49,957 My back gave out when I was dyeing my pubes. 162 00:04:50,025 --> 00:04:51,525 I was only halfway done. 163 00:04:51,593 --> 00:04:52,927 I'm like Cruella de Vil down there. 164 00:04:52,995 --> 00:04:54,228 Okay, well, 165 00:04:54,296 --> 00:04:55,997 I need to go be on trial for bank robbery now, 166 00:04:56,064 --> 00:04:57,198 so maybe we can talk about this later? 167 00:04:57,266 --> 00:04:59,267 Oh, right. Good luck. 168 00:04:59,334 --> 00:05:00,268 Good luck to you. 169 00:05:00,335 --> 00:05:01,469 - About the... - Yes. 170 00:05:01,536 --> 00:05:02,803 Thank you. 171 00:05:02,871 --> 00:05:03,904 Okay. 172 00:05:05,173 --> 00:05:07,275 Psst! Hey, Jake. 173 00:05:07,342 --> 00:05:08,276 I got you. Don't worry about it. 174 00:05:08,343 --> 00:05:09,477 Really? How? 175 00:05:09,544 --> 00:05:11,946 Among my many, many, many skills, 176 00:05:12,014 --> 00:05:13,281 I'm fluent in face. 177 00:05:13,348 --> 00:05:14,815 I can tell you what the jury's thinking 178 00:05:14,883 --> 00:05:15,950 at any given moment. 179 00:05:16,018 --> 00:05:18,152 I see an eyebrow twitch, I'm like, "Oh." 180 00:05:18,220 --> 00:05:20,121 If their cheek has a certain tension, 181 00:05:20,188 --> 00:05:21,822 okay, that leads me a different way. 182 00:05:21,890 --> 00:05:23,257 Watch this. 183 00:05:23,325 --> 00:05:26,027 Scully, you're wondering if anyone can smell your fart. 184 00:05:26,094 --> 00:05:28,562 The answer, my brother, is yes. 185 00:05:28,630 --> 00:05:29,830 She's a witch. 186 00:05:29,898 --> 00:05:31,132 What'd I tell you, boy? Trust me. 187 00:05:31,199 --> 00:05:33,000 - I got you. - Okay. 188 00:05:33,068 --> 00:05:34,035 - Hey. - Hey. 189 00:05:34,102 --> 00:05:36,070 I like your stupid courtroom clothes. 190 00:05:36,138 --> 00:05:37,238 Thanks. 191 00:05:37,306 --> 00:05:38,239 I like your stupid courtroom clothes. 192 00:05:38,307 --> 00:05:40,508 Thank you. 193 00:05:40,575 --> 00:05:42,076 You know, if you had asked me back at the Academy 194 00:05:42,144 --> 00:05:43,978 where I wanted to be in 12 years, 195 00:05:44,046 --> 00:05:45,179 I definitely would have said right here. 196 00:05:45,247 --> 00:05:46,981 Same. 197 00:05:47,049 --> 00:05:47,982 Great. 198 00:05:48,050 --> 00:05:49,150 So it all worked out. 199 00:05:49,217 --> 00:05:50,518 End of story. 200 00:05:50,585 --> 00:05:53,187 All rise for the honorable Judge Marinovich. 201 00:05:53,255 --> 00:05:54,889 Please. You may be seated. 202 00:05:54,956 --> 00:05:56,090 Court is in session. 203 00:05:56,158 --> 00:05:57,558 Now, Miss Crunder, you were in the bank 204 00:05:57,626 --> 00:05:58,859 at the time of the holdup. 205 00:05:58,927 --> 00:06:00,161 Did you see the robbers' faces? 206 00:06:00,228 --> 00:06:01,162 Plain as day. 207 00:06:01,229 --> 00:06:02,163 They're sitting right there. 208 00:06:02,230 --> 00:06:03,297 Let the record show, 209 00:06:03,365 --> 00:06:05,266 she's pointing at Jake Peralta and Rosa Diaz. 210 00:06:05,334 --> 00:06:07,868 Okay, the jurors found that super compelling. 211 00:06:07,936 --> 00:06:09,003 Just an update. 212 00:06:09,071 --> 00:06:10,438 Thanks, Gina. 213 00:06:10,505 --> 00:06:12,039 So, like, you're not making a good first impression. 214 00:06:12,107 --> 00:06:13,040 Right. Thank you. 215 00:06:13,108 --> 00:06:14,041 No doubt. 216 00:06:15,344 --> 00:06:17,578 Hey. Don't worry. We got this. 217 00:06:17,646 --> 00:06:18,646 We still have our alibis. 218 00:06:18,714 --> 00:06:20,247 We weren't at the first three robberies. 219 00:06:20,315 --> 00:06:22,183 Sure, they weren't at the first three robberies. 220 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:23,951 But that's just so they'd have airtight alibis. 221 00:06:24,019 --> 00:06:25,019 Uh-oh. 222 00:06:25,087 --> 00:06:26,020 They were only at the last robbery 223 00:06:26,088 --> 00:06:27,021 'cause we were short on manpower. 224 00:06:27,089 --> 00:06:28,556 Our other two guys disappeared. 225 00:06:28,623 --> 00:06:29,924 I think those bastards killed them. 226 00:06:29,991 --> 00:06:30,925 - Come on. - What? 227 00:06:30,992 --> 00:06:32,193 Objection. Conjecture! 228 00:06:32,260 --> 00:06:34,061 Sustained. Sorry, you say it. 229 00:06:34,129 --> 00:06:35,196 Sustained. 230 00:06:35,263 --> 00:06:36,330 We both sounded equally authoritative. 231 00:06:36,398 --> 00:06:37,565 Prong one's not looking so great. 232 00:06:37,632 --> 00:06:39,100 Well, that's why we have second prong. 233 00:06:39,167 --> 00:06:40,201 They can't tie us to the money. 234 00:06:40,268 --> 00:06:43,037 Just this morning, my team uncovered 235 00:06:43,105 --> 00:06:44,905 two accounts from the Cayman Islands 236 00:06:44,973 --> 00:06:47,208 controlled by Diaz and Peralta 237 00:06:47,275 --> 00:06:51,045 containing $26 million between them. 238 00:06:51,113 --> 00:06:52,213 It's okay. 239 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:53,614 She has no proof. 240 00:06:53,682 --> 00:06:55,583 These are the original applications 241 00:06:55,650 --> 00:06:58,619 for the accounts signed by Diaz and Peralta. 242 00:06:58,687 --> 00:07:00,588 This is the affidavit from the bank manager 243 00:07:00,655 --> 00:07:03,124 identifying them as the owners of the account, 244 00:07:03,191 --> 00:07:05,960 and these are the deposit slips for the entire amount. 245 00:07:06,027 --> 00:07:06,994 Oh, no. Rosa, 246 00:07:07,062 --> 00:07:07,995 we don't have any more prongs. 247 00:07:08,063 --> 00:07:08,996 We're prongless. 248 00:07:09,064 --> 00:07:10,164 Oh, and one more thing. 249 00:07:10,232 --> 00:07:11,232 They're guilty. 250 00:07:11,299 --> 00:07:12,500 No, we are not. 251 00:07:12,567 --> 00:07:14,235 Please don't address the jury, Mr. Peralta. 252 00:07:14,302 --> 00:07:16,137 But... but... but... 253 00:07:16,204 --> 00:07:18,406 One more "but," and you will be in contempt. 254 00:07:18,473 --> 00:07:19,940 "One more 'but' and you're contempt," 255 00:07:20,008 --> 00:07:21,075 name of your sex tape. 256 00:07:22,026 --> 00:07:23,681 Okay, I know it looks bad. 257 00:07:23,784 --> 00:07:25,719 But it also looked bad for Liam Neeson in "The Grey." 258 00:07:25,786 --> 00:07:27,654 He got torn up by wolves in that movie. 259 00:07:27,722 --> 00:07:28,655 That's how it ends? 260 00:07:28,723 --> 00:07:29,756 Oh, man. That is depressing. 261 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:31,558 Why would someone make a movie about that? 262 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:32,625 Okay, here's how the jury's feeling 263 00:07:32,693 --> 00:07:34,127 from left to right, L to R: 264 00:07:34,195 --> 00:07:36,663 not a fan of Jake, not of a fan of Rosa, 265 00:07:36,731 --> 00:07:38,565 not a fan of me, bathroom incident... 266 00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:39,933 We get it. They all hate us. 267 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,134 In toto, yes. 268 00:07:41,202 --> 00:07:42,936 Some good news. I spoke to the judge, 269 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:45,638 and he's giving us an extra day to review the new evidence. 270 00:07:45,706 --> 00:07:46,806 What are they gonna find in one day? 271 00:07:46,874 --> 00:07:48,808 Face it, man, we are going to jail. 272 00:07:48,876 --> 00:07:50,810 We might as well start hiding razor blades under our tongues. 273 00:07:50,878 --> 00:07:53,146 Here. You can have one of mine. 274 00:07:53,214 --> 00:07:54,614 How long has that been in there? 275 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:55,982 - Since grade school. - Yeah, that checks out. 276 00:07:56,050 --> 00:07:57,484 No one's going to jail. We're gonna work this case, 277 00:07:57,551 --> 00:07:58,585 and we're gonna find something. 278 00:07:58,652 --> 00:07:59,719 You're not gonna sit back 279 00:07:59,787 --> 00:08:01,154 and resign yourselves to your fates. 280 00:08:01,222 --> 00:08:02,288 You're gonna take action. 281 00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:04,190 Now, Hawkins can destroy your alibis 282 00:08:04,258 --> 00:08:05,825 and put money in your accounts... 283 00:08:05,893 --> 00:08:06,960 Wait, sir. 284 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,762 I think Hawkins just made her first mistake. 285 00:08:08,829 --> 00:08:09,963 What are you talking about? 286 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:11,064 Well, the money that she put into our accounts 287 00:08:11,132 --> 00:08:13,199 didn't just appear out of thin air, right? 288 00:08:13,267 --> 00:08:15,168 Right. It was transferred in from somewhere. 289 00:08:15,236 --> 00:08:16,703 We just have to trace it back to its source. 290 00:08:16,771 --> 00:08:18,505 Which would be Lieutenant Hawkins. 291 00:08:18,572 --> 00:08:19,706 But those are offshore accounts. 292 00:08:19,774 --> 00:08:20,907 We can't subpoena them. 293 00:08:20,975 --> 00:08:21,841 So we need to break in to the bank's computers. 294 00:08:21,909 --> 00:08:22,842 We need a hacker. 295 00:08:22,910 --> 00:08:23,843 Does anyone know a hacker? 296 00:08:23,911 --> 00:08:24,844 Boyle does. 297 00:08:24,912 --> 00:08:26,179 I'm Boyle! 298 00:08:26,247 --> 00:08:27,847 I get to help! 299 00:08:27,915 --> 00:08:28,882 Oh, my God. 300 00:08:28,949 --> 00:08:31,217 I can feel my legs again. 301 00:08:33,254 --> 00:08:34,487 I can walk. 302 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:35,855 Yes! It's a miracle kind of. 303 00:08:35,923 --> 00:08:37,524 See? When the Nine-Nine 304 00:08:37,591 --> 00:08:38,691 puts our brains together, we can achieve anything. 305 00:08:38,759 --> 00:08:40,693 Hey, we should team up and rob banks for real! 306 00:08:40,761 --> 00:08:42,862 You should stop talking in the hallway. 307 00:08:42,930 --> 00:08:44,864 Yep, copy that. Nice to see you. 308 00:08:44,932 --> 00:08:45,865 Okay, Boyle, 309 00:08:45,933 --> 00:08:47,100 tell us about your hacker. 310 00:08:47,168 --> 00:08:48,701 Okay, he goes by the handle "Pandemic," 311 00:08:48,769 --> 00:08:50,637 and there's not a network he can't crack. 312 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:51,871 He's a phantom, a ghost. 313 00:08:51,939 --> 00:08:54,240 And only I know where to find him. 314 00:08:54,308 --> 00:08:55,708 Welcome to Hey, Hey, It's Wednesday's!, 315 00:08:55,776 --> 00:08:57,710 where it's never the weekend. 316 00:08:57,778 --> 00:08:59,512 Be right with ya. 317 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:00,914 Are you sure about this hacker, Charles? 318 00:09:00,981 --> 00:09:02,649 I'm not getting a strong "Mr. Robot" vibe 319 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:03,650 from this place. 320 00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:04,751 Yeah, that's because the only thing 321 00:09:04,819 --> 00:09:07,220 Pandemic loves more than hackin' computers 322 00:09:07,288 --> 00:09:09,756 is hackin' into a big old fried onion. 323 00:09:09,824 --> 00:09:10,924 Oh, there he is. 324 00:09:10,991 --> 00:09:13,860 Hey guys, welcome to the Quarantine. 325 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:15,562 Help yourselves to some potstickers. 326 00:09:15,629 --> 00:09:16,629 Best eaten when hot. 327 00:09:16,697 --> 00:09:17,931 No thanks. Here are the account numbers 328 00:09:17,998 --> 00:09:19,699 for the bank where the money showed up. 329 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:21,000 Now, we're in a real hurry. 330 00:09:21,068 --> 00:09:22,669 You think you can trace it back to its source? 331 00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:24,270 Are you questioning my abilities? 332 00:09:24,338 --> 00:09:26,339 Watch this. What's your name? 333 00:09:26,407 --> 00:09:28,541 - Why do you need... - Terrence Vincent Jeffords. 334 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:29,776 Wait. What's happening? 335 00:09:29,844 --> 00:09:30,777 You're getting hacked, bro. 336 00:09:30,845 --> 00:09:32,045 That's what's happening. 337 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,580 - Don't do that. - I'm in your home computer. 338 00:09:33,647 --> 00:09:34,814 You are? Get out. 339 00:09:34,882 --> 00:09:36,783 You got a lot of songs by Natalie Imbruglia. 340 00:09:36,851 --> 00:09:38,751 Uh, I bought those back in the '90s. 341 00:09:38,819 --> 00:09:39,819 Nope. Downloaded on Thursday. 342 00:09:39,887 --> 00:09:42,589 Okay, now watch the Pandemic spread. 343 00:09:42,656 --> 00:09:45,024 There's a document in here that looks to be fan fiction 344 00:09:45,092 --> 00:09:46,793 for the show "Madam Secretary." 345 00:09:46,861 --> 00:09:48,027 Oh, Sarge, I didn't know 346 00:09:48,095 --> 00:09:49,929 you were a fan of the Madam. 347 00:09:49,997 --> 00:09:51,631 The show leaves Terry wanting more. 348 00:09:51,699 --> 00:09:53,032 I'm just filling in the gaps! 349 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:54,701 Now get to hacking. 350 00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:57,270 Guys, I think I found something. 351 00:09:57,338 --> 00:09:58,404 Is it my heart medicine? 352 00:09:58,472 --> 00:10:00,039 My doctor said that if I miss even one dose, 353 00:10:00,107 --> 00:10:01,307 I could have a massive stro... 354 00:10:01,375 --> 00:10:03,042 No, Scully, this is important. 355 00:10:03,110 --> 00:10:04,711 I was going through the arrest reports 356 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:06,279 filed by everyone in Hawkins' squad. 357 00:10:06,347 --> 00:10:07,547 We already went over these. 358 00:10:07,615 --> 00:10:09,282 Right, but there was one guy we didn't flag 359 00:10:09,350 --> 00:10:10,717 because he was never the arresting officer: 360 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,285 Detective Matthew Langdon. 361 00:10:12,353 --> 00:10:13,820 I think something went down between him and Hawkins. 362 00:10:13,888 --> 00:10:15,588 Well, he had a stellar 14-year career 363 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:16,890 Before joining Hawkins's squad. 364 00:10:16,957 --> 00:10:20,660 Then, three months later, he quit the force entirely. 365 00:10:20,728 --> 00:10:22,595 He didn't just quit. He disappeared. 366 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:23,930 No tax records. No known address. 367 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:25,899 His wife filed a missing persons report. 368 00:10:25,966 --> 00:10:28,601 But after doing some incredible sleuthing, 369 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:30,069 I think I figured out where he is. 370 00:10:30,137 --> 00:10:31,604 Ames, how would you like to take 371 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:32,972 a romantic trip to the town of... 372 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,340 "Horseditch, Pennsylvania"? 373 00:10:34,408 --> 00:10:35,341 Ooh. 374 00:10:35,409 --> 00:10:36,409 The Paris of the mud belt? 375 00:10:36,477 --> 00:10:37,410 Oui, oui. 376 00:10:37,478 --> 00:10:38,678 Wee-wee. 377 00:10:38,746 --> 00:10:39,679 Anyway, it's huge stakes. 378 00:10:39,747 --> 00:10:40,747 We should get going. 379 00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:41,948 Good luck. 380 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,483 Has anyone seen Diaz? 381 00:10:43,551 --> 00:10:44,784 She's supposed be looking into the first two bank robberies. 382 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:45,985 I saw her outside the courthouse. 383 00:10:46,053 --> 00:10:47,987 She gave me her jacket 384 00:10:48,055 --> 00:10:49,656 and her motorcycle helmet. 385 00:10:49,723 --> 00:10:51,324 Why would she give you her favorite jacket? 386 00:10:51,392 --> 00:10:53,126 Because I'm a rebel, and we're in love. 387 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:54,427 Doi. 388 00:10:57,731 --> 00:10:58,932 Diaz, I've been calling you. 389 00:10:58,999 --> 00:10:59,999 Why weren't you answering your phone? 390 00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:01,334 Don't have it. 391 00:11:01,402 --> 00:11:02,135 I charged it and stuck it on a truck headed west. 392 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,403 What's with the suitcase? 393 00:11:03,405 --> 00:11:04,337 - Going to Malaysia. - You're going to Malaysia? 394 00:11:04,339 --> 00:11:05,653 No, the suitcase is going to Malaysia. 395 00:11:05,739 --> 00:11:06,439 I'm getting on a bus to Florida. 396 00:11:06,507 --> 00:11:07,473 What's in Florida? 397 00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:08,675 Airport. I'm flying to Argentina. 398 00:11:08,742 --> 00:11:10,009 - This is very complicated. - Thank you. 399 00:11:10,077 --> 00:11:11,144 Adrian has a ranch in the Andes 400 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,512 where he goes when he's on the run. 401 00:11:12,580 --> 00:11:14,847 He's already there, getting rid of the scorpions. 402 00:11:14,915 --> 00:11:16,683 adding more scorpions. 403 00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:18,151 I don't know. The reception was real bad. 404 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:19,686 Diaz, I know you're scared, 405 00:11:19,753 --> 00:11:20,787 but things are starting to turn around. 406 00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:22,021 We're on the money trail, 407 00:11:22,089 --> 00:11:23,656 and we just found a new lead. 408 00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:25,024 With all due respect, sir, 409 00:11:25,092 --> 00:11:26,993 both you and I know that none of that is gonna pan out. 410 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,828 And you said yourself I should take action. 411 00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:30,697 So I am, in Argentina, 412 00:11:30,764 --> 00:11:32,131 surrounded by scorpions. 413 00:11:32,199 --> 00:11:33,366 Or not surrounded by scorpions. 414 00:11:33,434 --> 00:11:34,367 I'll find out when I get there. 415 00:11:34,435 --> 00:11:36,069 Look. I know you're innocent, 416 00:11:36,136 --> 00:11:38,037 but fleeing the country is a crime. 417 00:11:38,105 --> 00:11:39,672 I could arrest you right here. 418 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:40,907 Do it then. 419 00:11:42,943 --> 00:11:44,410 I didn't think so. 420 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:47,981 The mortgage is paid off. 421 00:11:48,048 --> 00:11:49,382 You can give the place to whoever you want. 422 00:11:49,450 --> 00:11:50,483 I don't care. 423 00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:54,721 Actually, I do care. 424 00:11:54,788 --> 00:11:56,456 Don't give it to Hitchcock. 425 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:01,060 I'll have the Mid-Week Potato Leak soup, 426 00:12:01,128 --> 00:12:02,695 and he'll have a "There's Work Tomorrow 427 00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,530 So Be Cool Frozen Margarita." 428 00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:06,699 Who are you? 429 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,134 You can call me Nightmare. 430 00:12:08,202 --> 00:12:10,003 But for check writing purposes, it's Jennifer Huggins. 431 00:12:10,070 --> 00:12:11,404 The bank's encryption turned out to be 432 00:12:11,472 --> 00:12:12,839 more secure than I thought, 433 00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:13,840 so I had to bring in a friend. 434 00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:15,908 Just tell us if this is impossible. 435 00:12:15,976 --> 00:12:17,076 We don't have a lot of time to waste, 436 00:12:17,144 --> 00:12:19,412 and we've been here, like, five hours already. 437 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:21,714 Huh. You don't think I can do this? 438 00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:22,915 Is it because I'm a woman? 439 00:12:22,983 --> 00:12:24,117 No, no, I didn't say that. 440 00:12:24,184 --> 00:12:25,718 - I think women are amazing. - Thank you. 441 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:26,919 And now I'm about to hack your world 442 00:12:26,987 --> 00:12:28,454 into pieces, old man. 443 00:12:28,522 --> 00:12:29,622 That'll show you. 444 00:12:29,690 --> 00:12:30,857 No. Just do the thing with the bank. 445 00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,425 - That'll show me. - Whoa. 446 00:12:32,493 --> 00:12:34,861 Looks like someone was a catalog model in Japan. 447 00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,429 Whoa! Those boots. 448 00:12:36,497 --> 00:12:37,463 That slicker. 449 00:12:37,531 --> 00:12:39,032 The no pants. 450 00:12:39,099 --> 00:12:41,100 Who's the target audience for these pics, Sarge? 451 00:12:41,168 --> 00:12:42,535 I was a starving student. 452 00:12:42,603 --> 00:12:44,737 Terry needed the yen! 453 00:12:45,305 --> 00:12:47,439 Babe, are you sure we're in the right place? 454 00:12:47,507 --> 00:12:49,241 This looks like where they shot "The Village." 455 00:12:49,309 --> 00:12:50,709 Amy, don't say things like that. 456 00:12:50,777 --> 00:12:52,278 You're gonna scare me. You know that. 457 00:12:52,345 --> 00:12:54,713 I think Langdon's wife's been secretly visiting him. 458 00:12:54,781 --> 00:12:57,049 She posted a photo in March of a snowstorm, 459 00:12:57,117 --> 00:12:58,951 but there was no snow in New York. 460 00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:01,954 The picture was geotagged right... 461 00:13:02,022 --> 00:13:03,255 here. 462 00:13:03,323 --> 00:13:04,990 "Flaxton Hill Farms." 463 00:13:05,058 --> 00:13:07,393 Check it out. There's a car in the driveway. 464 00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:08,661 Somebody's home. 465 00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:12,398 Matthew Langdon? Are you there? 466 00:13:12,465 --> 00:13:14,733 We'd like to talk to you about Melanie Hawkins. 467 00:13:16,036 --> 00:13:17,269 Whoa! 468 00:13:17,337 --> 00:13:18,237 Don't shoot! 469 00:13:18,305 --> 00:13:20,072 But seriously, don't. Don't shoot. 470 00:13:22,622 --> 00:13:25,411 If I were you I'd turn around and start walking. 471 00:13:25,599 --> 00:13:28,868 Because in about three seconds, I'm gonna start shooting. 472 00:13:28,936 --> 00:13:30,703 Oh, God. He did the gun cock. 473 00:13:30,771 --> 00:13:31,738 This is escalating much too quickly, 474 00:13:31,806 --> 00:13:32,772 and three seconds is not enough time... 475 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:33,873 - Jake... - Right, focus. Sorry. 476 00:13:33,941 --> 00:13:35,875 Sir, we know you worked with Hawkins. 477 00:13:35,943 --> 00:13:36,876 Did she send you here? 478 00:13:36,944 --> 00:13:37,877 - No. - No. 479 00:13:37,945 --> 00:13:39,312 We're not with her. 480 00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:40,547 We're like the opposite of that. 481 00:13:40,614 --> 00:13:41,548 She set me and my friend up. 482 00:13:41,615 --> 00:13:42,549 We could go to jail. 483 00:13:42,616 --> 00:13:44,317 Why should I believe you? 484 00:13:44,385 --> 00:13:46,386 Look, if you let me slowly reach into my jacket pocket, 485 00:13:46,454 --> 00:13:47,687 there's an article open on my phone 486 00:13:47,755 --> 00:13:50,557 that will explain everything. 487 00:13:50,624 --> 00:13:53,560 That's a video of a monkey humping a frog. 488 00:13:53,627 --> 00:13:54,561 What? 489 00:13:54,628 --> 00:13:55,895 Oh. That's my bad. 490 00:13:55,963 --> 00:13:57,897 It was a long ride up here, and I got bored. 491 00:13:57,965 --> 00:13:59,566 Here. Close that tab. 492 00:13:59,633 --> 00:14:00,533 That's the article. 493 00:14:00,601 --> 00:14:01,568 Hawkins ran you out of New York 494 00:14:01,635 --> 00:14:02,802 and took away your life. 495 00:14:02,870 --> 00:14:05,338 If you help us, maybe we can help you get it back. 496 00:14:05,406 --> 00:14:07,407 Fine. I'll talk to you, 497 00:14:07,475 --> 00:14:09,742 but you gotta follow me; I gotta go feed the hogs. 498 00:14:09,810 --> 00:14:10,743 Oh, my God, what are you gonna feed them? 499 00:14:10,811 --> 00:14:11,744 Is it us? 500 00:14:11,812 --> 00:14:12,745 Corn. 501 00:14:12,813 --> 00:14:13,980 Hmm, corn. 502 00:14:14,048 --> 00:14:15,915 Maize, as there was at the first Thanksgiving. 503 00:14:15,983 --> 00:14:16,916 - Jake. - Right. 504 00:14:16,984 --> 00:14:17,917 Let's go talk. 505 00:14:17,985 --> 00:14:19,552 All right, guys. 506 00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:20,820 Let's order a round of "Hey, Hey, 507 00:14:20,888 --> 00:14:22,489 It's Light Beer, Light Beer" and get into it. 508 00:14:22,556 --> 00:14:23,756 Um, who is this guy? 509 00:14:23,824 --> 00:14:25,425 These offshore banks are incredibly secure, 510 00:14:25,493 --> 00:14:26,926 so we needed more manpower. 511 00:14:26,994 --> 00:14:28,595 But what makes you think that he would be... 512 00:14:28,662 --> 00:14:30,763 Charles, don't talk. 513 00:14:30,831 --> 00:14:31,831 Do not challenge 514 00:14:31,899 --> 00:14:34,601 this very capable gentleman in any way. 515 00:14:34,668 --> 00:14:35,602 Just let him get to work. 516 00:14:35,669 --> 00:14:37,036 Okay, thanks. 517 00:14:37,104 --> 00:14:38,938 So you understand we're not questioning your ability at all. 518 00:14:39,006 --> 00:14:40,240 Of course not. 519 00:14:40,307 --> 00:14:41,941 But I don't know you guys, so just to be safe, 520 00:14:42,009 --> 00:14:44,611 I did dig up some dirt on you to use as blackmail 521 00:14:44,678 --> 00:14:45,945 in case things go south. 522 00:14:46,013 --> 00:14:47,413 On both of us? 523 00:14:47,481 --> 00:14:48,515 - Just Terry Jeffords. - Yup. 524 00:14:48,582 --> 00:14:50,550 Or should I say Sir-Dance-Alot? 525 00:14:50,618 --> 00:14:51,618 Oh, come on! 526 00:14:51,685 --> 00:14:53,153 Turn the volume up! 527 00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:55,588 Mommy can't hear us in Da Bassment. 528 00:14:55,656 --> 00:14:57,624 Oof. at's embarrassing. 529 00:14:57,691 --> 00:15:00,927 Sarge, you gotta scrub-a-dub-dub that profile. 530 00:15:00,995 --> 00:15:03,630 Oof. It's pungent out here. 531 00:15:03,697 --> 00:15:04,864 It's so weird how food smells so good 532 00:15:04,932 --> 00:15:06,533 but farms smell so bad. 533 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,568 Yeah, I think that every day. 534 00:15:08,636 --> 00:15:09,936 So... Hawkins? 535 00:15:10,004 --> 00:15:12,805 I caught her taking payoffs from a gang leader. 536 00:15:12,873 --> 00:15:14,607 When I confronted her about it, 537 00:15:14,675 --> 00:15:16,976 she said I could disappear or she'd kill me. 538 00:15:17,044 --> 00:15:18,478 I see why you chose pig farming. 539 00:15:18,546 --> 00:15:19,546 It's better than death. 540 00:15:19,613 --> 00:15:20,813 Not during the spring thaw. 541 00:15:20,881 --> 00:15:22,882 Why? Does it smell even worse somehow? 542 00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,751 I was talking about the noises. 543 00:15:24,818 --> 00:15:26,486 It's pig mating season. 544 00:15:26,554 --> 00:15:28,655 What does that sound like, a bunch of wet bagpipes? 545 00:15:28,722 --> 00:15:29,789 That's exactly it. 546 00:15:29,857 --> 00:15:31,958 - Oh. Nailed it. - Hey. Yeah. 547 00:15:32,026 --> 00:15:32,859 The worst part about it is, 548 00:15:32,927 --> 00:15:34,827 I had to leave my wife behind. 549 00:15:34,895 --> 00:15:37,664 If Hawkins knew we were still together, 550 00:15:37,731 --> 00:15:38,998 I'm afraid she'll kill her. 551 00:15:39,066 --> 00:15:40,567 If you testify to this in court, 552 00:15:40,634 --> 00:15:43,636 it would back up everything Jake and Rosa are saying. 553 00:15:43,704 --> 00:15:45,038 It could sway the jury. 554 00:15:45,105 --> 00:15:46,973 You could take Hawkins down and get your life back. 555 00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:51,511 I've tangled with her enough to know that she always wins. 556 00:15:51,579 --> 00:15:52,645 So it's a no. 557 00:15:52,713 --> 00:15:54,614 Come on. You're our last chance. 558 00:15:54,682 --> 00:15:55,815 I can't help you. 559 00:15:55,883 --> 00:15:57,584 That's final. 560 00:15:57,651 --> 00:15:58,785 Oh, my God. 561 00:16:03,591 --> 00:16:04,724 Is this seat taken? 562 00:16:06,026 --> 00:16:06,993 You really gonna do this, Diaz? 563 00:16:07,061 --> 00:16:08,695 My name is Rachel Weinstein. 564 00:16:08,762 --> 00:16:10,863 I am a graduate student on sabbatical to study birds 565 00:16:10,931 --> 00:16:12,799 at the University of Buenos Aires. 566 00:16:12,866 --> 00:16:14,000 You know, Cornell has a far better 567 00:16:14,068 --> 00:16:15,635 ornithology department, 568 00:16:15,703 --> 00:16:17,470 and it's right here in New York. 569 00:16:17,538 --> 00:16:19,005 Cornell has accused me of robbing a bank 570 00:16:19,073 --> 00:16:21,040 and is gonna send me to jail for 15 years. 571 00:16:21,108 --> 00:16:22,075 I guess we're dropping the metaphor. 572 00:16:22,142 --> 00:16:23,142 I don't know why you're here. 573 00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:24,043 You're not gonna change my mind. 574 00:16:24,111 --> 00:16:26,012 I know. 575 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,614 I just wanted to say good-bye. 576 00:16:27,681 --> 00:16:28,881 Okay. Good-bye. 577 00:16:28,949 --> 00:16:30,083 I hope you know your family's gonna miss you. 578 00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:32,051 I don't care. I barely speak to them. 579 00:16:32,119 --> 00:16:34,554 I was talking about the Nine-Nine. 580 00:16:34,622 --> 00:16:36,589 Be safe, Rachel Weinstein. 581 00:16:40,894 --> 00:16:42,962 I guess now we have to actually talk about 582 00:16:43,030 --> 00:16:44,897 what happens if the jury finds me guilty. 583 00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:46,566 They still might not. 584 00:16:46,634 --> 00:16:47,734 We could still go to Paris. 585 00:16:47,801 --> 00:16:49,569 Forget Paris. 586 00:16:49,637 --> 00:16:50,970 Billy Crystal. Nailed it. 587 00:16:51,038 --> 00:16:51,971 I'll wait for you. 588 00:16:52,039 --> 00:16:53,072 And I'll keep fighting for you 589 00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:55,575 and so will everyone at the Nine-Nine. 590 00:16:55,643 --> 00:16:58,711 We'll do whatever it takes. 591 00:16:58,779 --> 00:17:00,513 I love you. 592 00:17:00,581 --> 00:17:01,648 I love you. 593 00:17:01,715 --> 00:17:02,849 Okay. 594 00:17:02,916 --> 00:17:04,584 Let's go back to New York. 595 00:17:04,652 --> 00:17:05,685 You can choose the music. 596 00:17:05,753 --> 00:17:07,520 Just put on anything by Enya. 597 00:17:07,588 --> 00:17:09,722 No, not anything. "Orinoco Flow." On repeat. 598 00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:11,090 Okay. 599 00:17:11,158 --> 00:17:12,158 Wait. 600 00:17:14,728 --> 00:17:15,762 I'm coming with you. 601 00:17:15,829 --> 00:17:17,530 You are? You'll testify? 602 00:17:17,598 --> 00:17:19,098 Hawkins has cost me and my wife 603 00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:21,000 too many years of happiness. 604 00:17:21,068 --> 00:17:23,102 I'm not gonna let her do the same to you. 605 00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:24,937 Thank you so much. 606 00:17:25,005 --> 00:17:26,039 Well, I'm gonna grab my stuff, 607 00:17:26,106 --> 00:17:27,940 and I'll get a few CDs. 608 00:17:28,008 --> 00:17:29,575 Hope you like Enya. 609 00:17:30,445 --> 00:17:33,482 Matthew Langdon, you and I are vibing so hard! 610 00:17:39,023 --> 00:17:40,750 Where are Jack and Rosa? 611 00:17:40,804 --> 00:17:41,737 I don't know. 612 00:17:41,805 --> 00:17:42,738 I'm getting worried, 613 00:17:42,806 --> 00:17:43,739 because the jury's getting restless, 614 00:17:43,807 --> 00:17:44,974 especially juror number 4. 615 00:17:45,042 --> 00:17:46,642 She'd rather be in Lake Havasu 616 00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:47,943 with her new boyfriend, Derek. 617 00:17:48,011 --> 00:17:49,278 I didn't get that from her face. 618 00:17:49,346 --> 00:17:51,580 I was eavesdropping by the vending machine, so... 619 00:17:51,648 --> 00:17:53,049 I just got a text from Peralta. 620 00:17:53,116 --> 00:17:54,750 - He's a few minutes away. - And Diaz? 621 00:17:54,818 --> 00:17:56,452 Perhaps a bit more than a few minutes away. 622 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:57,887 - I think there's a chance... - I'm here! 623 00:17:57,954 --> 00:17:58,988 Sorry, traffic was a nightmare 624 00:17:59,056 --> 00:18:00,956 coming back from Philadelphia... 625 00:18:01,024 --> 00:18:02,892 cheesesteak restaurant. 626 00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:04,460 They do breakfast. It checks out. 627 00:18:04,528 --> 00:18:05,995 Okay. 628 00:18:08,799 --> 00:18:10,032 So what happened? 629 00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:11,967 I guess I wasn't ready to say good-bye to my family. 630 00:18:12,035 --> 00:18:14,804 Good. 631 00:18:14,871 --> 00:18:16,939 Neither were we. 632 00:18:17,007 --> 00:18:19,008 Now what I'm picking up on is just a genuine moment 633 00:18:19,076 --> 00:18:21,911 of friendship and respect. 634 00:18:21,978 --> 00:18:23,979 And now I'm feeling like 635 00:18:24,047 --> 00:18:25,915 you wish I would stop analyzing you 636 00:18:25,982 --> 00:18:27,717 'cause I'm ruining the moment. 637 00:18:29,086 --> 00:18:30,019 But you guys are so cute. 638 00:18:30,087 --> 00:18:31,253 I love you. 639 00:18:31,321 --> 00:18:33,956 All rise for the honorable Judge Marinovich. 640 00:18:34,024 --> 00:18:35,925 Please, be seated. The court is in session. 641 00:18:35,992 --> 00:18:37,693 Counselor, where is Mr. Peralta? 642 00:18:37,761 --> 00:18:38,928 Objection! 643 00:18:41,998 --> 00:18:49,038 644 00:18:49,106 --> 00:18:50,773 Mr. Peralta, 645 00:18:50,841 --> 00:18:52,875 what is the meaning of this? 646 00:18:52,943 --> 00:18:55,044 Your Honor, I'd like to call a surprise witness. 647 00:18:55,112 --> 00:18:56,512 You're not an attorney. 648 00:18:56,580 --> 00:18:58,848 Right. Sam, call a surprise witness. 649 00:18:58,915 --> 00:19:00,683 Okay. Uh... 650 00:19:00,751 --> 00:19:02,885 We'd like to call a surprise witness. 651 00:19:02,953 --> 00:19:04,820 The jury's like, "Oh, snap, a twist." 652 00:19:04,888 --> 00:19:05,855 Like, they love twists. 653 00:19:05,922 --> 00:19:07,890 Any great trial has a twist. 654 00:19:07,958 --> 00:19:08,958 I'm getting worried. 655 00:19:09,025 --> 00:19:10,092 We're running out of time. 656 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,827 It's fine. This place is open 24-5. 657 00:19:11,895 --> 00:19:13,529 Only closed on weekends. 658 00:19:13,597 --> 00:19:14,864 Such a strange theme for a restaurant. 659 00:19:14,931 --> 00:19:16,532 Agreed. But that's not what I meant. 660 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:17,900 Did you guys find anything yet? 661 00:19:17,968 --> 00:19:19,802 Yes. Terry made a sizable purchase 662 00:19:19,870 --> 00:19:21,837 at an Etsy store that sells anklets for men. 663 00:19:21,905 --> 00:19:23,873 Sharon thinks they're sexy. 664 00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:25,875 Oh, come on! Focus on the case, man. 665 00:19:25,942 --> 00:19:27,042 Hey, hey, hey! I'm in! 666 00:19:27,110 --> 00:19:28,878 Can you state your name for the record? 667 00:19:28,945 --> 00:19:30,746 My name is Matthew Langdon. 668 00:19:30,814 --> 00:19:32,715 Mr. Langdon, do you know Melanie Hawkins? 669 00:19:32,783 --> 00:19:37,586 Yes. I worked for her for three months in 2010. 670 00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:38,854 And you are a retired... 671 00:19:38,922 --> 00:19:41,023 NYPD detective, correct? 672 00:19:41,091 --> 00:19:42,558 Yes, I served for 14 years. 673 00:19:42,626 --> 00:19:43,659 Gotcha! 674 00:19:45,228 --> 00:19:46,595 Sorry. 675 00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:47,897 Proceed. 676 00:19:47,964 --> 00:19:48,931 The money that was deposited 677 00:19:48,999 --> 00:19:49,899 was routed through five banks. 678 00:19:49,966 --> 00:19:51,934 Now, I can't link it to Hawkins, 679 00:19:52,002 --> 00:19:54,570 but the original transfer came from this shell corp. 680 00:19:54,638 --> 00:19:55,905 - Huh. - Doesn't ring a bell. 681 00:19:55,972 --> 00:19:57,072 I'll text the squad, 682 00:19:57,140 --> 00:19:58,707 see if anyone recognizes it. 683 00:19:58,775 --> 00:20:01,076 "Flaxton Hill Holdings." 684 00:20:02,813 --> 00:20:04,680 "Flaxton Hill"? 685 00:20:04,748 --> 00:20:05,714 Oh, no. 686 00:20:05,782 --> 00:20:08,017 Flaxton Hill Farms. 687 00:20:08,084 --> 00:20:09,185 Jake! Jake! Jake! 688 00:20:09,252 --> 00:20:10,252 This was a mistake. 689 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,587 We have to get Langdon off the stand now. 690 00:20:11,655 --> 00:20:12,721 What? Why? 691 00:20:12,789 --> 00:20:13,789 And how would you describe the Lieutenant? 692 00:20:13,857 --> 00:20:14,790 He works for Hawkins. 693 00:20:14,858 --> 00:20:16,592 He put the money in the accounts. 694 00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:17,760 Oh, no. 695 00:20:17,828 --> 00:20:19,061 Melanie Hawkins 696 00:20:19,129 --> 00:20:21,730 was the most honorable cop I ever worked with. 697 00:20:21,798 --> 00:20:23,933 And the only reason that I'm here 698 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,135 is because of that man, Jake Peralta. 699 00:20:26,203 --> 00:20:31,607 He offered me $300,000 to lie and say that she set 'em up. 700 00:20:33,944 --> 00:20:35,878 Okay, okay, this is bad. This is really bad. 701 00:20:35,946 --> 00:20:38,614 But just remember, we are not going to jail. 702 00:20:38,682 --> 00:20:40,616 We didn't do it. We're innocent. 703 00:20:40,684 --> 00:20:41,650 Guilty. 704 00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:42,918 On all charges. 705 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,154 Oh. 706 00:20:45,222 --> 00:20:46,822 Guilty. 707 00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:48,123 Very cool. 708 00:20:48,191 --> 00:20:50,793 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 709 00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:54,214 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 710 00:20:54,216 --> 00:20:57,355 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 711 00:20:58,180 --> 00:20:59,180 Cool. 712 00:21:01,236 --> 00:21:02,503 Fremulon. 713 00:21:03,173 --> 00:21:05,174 - Not a doctor. - Shh!