1
00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:03,883
People have come from all
over the city to mourn.
2
00:00:04,039 --> 00:00:05,907
The grief is palpable.
3
00:00:05,975 --> 00:00:06,908
But the lights from these candles
4
00:00:06,976 --> 00:00:08,843
have never shone brighter.
5
00:00:08,911 --> 00:00:11,846
Pizza Rat, dead tonight
at the age of four.
6
00:00:11,914 --> 00:00:12,914
Kit.
7
00:00:12,982 --> 00:00:14,315
All right, Haley, thank you for that.
8
00:00:14,383 --> 00:00:15,917
I think it's gonna be a long,
sad night for all of us, huh?
9
00:00:15,985 --> 00:00:17,652
2017 strikes again.
10
00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:18,786
Indeed it does.
11
00:00:18,854 --> 00:00:20,655
In other news, we are just days away now
12
00:00:20,723 --> 00:00:23,558
from the start of a trial
for NYPD detectives
13
00:00:23,625 --> 00:00:25,526
Jake Peralta and Rosa Diaz.
14
00:00:25,594 --> 00:00:27,061
They were arrested two months ago
15
00:00:27,129 --> 00:00:28,763
for a whole string of bank robberies.
16
00:00:28,831 --> 00:00:30,098
The pair are currently out on bail
17
00:00:30,165 --> 00:00:33,735
but, if convicted, face
up to 15 years in prison.
18
00:00:33,802 --> 00:00:35,937
Yeah, Anna, these disgraced
detectives were apprehended
19
00:00:36,005 --> 00:00:38,840
after a months-long
investigation by hero cop
20
00:00:38,907 --> 00:00:40,508
Lieutenant Melanie Hawkins.
21
00:00:40,576 --> 00:00:41,676
They're guilty.
22
00:00:41,744 --> 00:00:43,511
Super duper guilty.
23
00:00:43,579 --> 00:00:45,613
While there is little to
no public information
24
00:00:45,681 --> 00:00:47,915
about Detective Diaz, Channel 12
25
00:00:47,983 --> 00:00:50,218
has learned this isn't the first time
26
00:00:50,285 --> 00:00:52,720
Peralta has been on the
wrong side of the law.
27
00:00:52,788 --> 00:00:54,956
We just uncovered cell phone footage
28
00:00:55,024 --> 00:00:57,225
from a Criss Angel magic show.
29
00:00:57,292 --> 00:00:58,760
I just want to know how he did it.
30
00:00:58,827 --> 00:01:00,528
He's a mind freak!
31
00:01:00,596 --> 00:01:01,696
A mind freak!
32
00:01:01,764 --> 00:01:04,699
- sync and corrections by Mr. C -
- www.addic7ed.com -
33
00:01:04,767 --> 00:01:11,739
♪
34
00:01:22,117 --> 00:01:23,918
Okay, update on our trial prep.
35
00:01:23,986 --> 00:01:25,887
This is our lawyer, Samuel Miller,
36
00:01:25,954 --> 00:01:27,889
who, in many ways, is in
charge of our defense.
37
00:01:27,956 --> 00:01:28,990
In every way.
38
00:01:29,058 --> 00:01:30,024
Well, "many" is part of "every."
39
00:01:30,092 --> 00:01:30,892
I'm facing 15 years in prison.
40
00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:31,993
st let me have this.
41
00:01:32,061 --> 00:01:34,896
Okay. So, prosecution's case is strong.
42
00:01:34,963 --> 00:01:36,931
You two were caught
red-handed robbing a bank
43
00:01:36,999 --> 00:01:39,734
by one of the NYPD's
most esteemed detectives
44
00:01:39,802 --> 00:01:41,636
in front of two dozen eyewitnesses.
45
00:01:41,703 --> 00:01:43,604
Right, but can't Captain
Holt just testify
46
00:01:43,672 --> 00:01:44,739
he knew you were trying to
47
00:01:44,807 --> 00:01:46,074
take down Hawkins from the inside?
48
00:01:46,141 --> 00:01:47,408
Unfortunately, no.
49
00:01:47,476 --> 00:01:48,910
Legally you can't testify
for your best friend.
50
00:01:48,977 --> 00:01:50,011
- That's not a law.
- No?
51
00:01:50,079 --> 00:01:51,345
- Sam?
- Not a law.
52
00:01:51,413 --> 00:01:52,814
Well, point is, he didn't
deny we're best friends.
53
00:01:52,881 --> 00:01:53,948
The investigation was off the books.
54
00:01:54,016 --> 00:01:55,917
There's no evidence
proving it even existed.
55
00:01:55,984 --> 00:01:57,618
Doesn't matter anyway. We
don't need your testimony,
56
00:01:57,686 --> 00:01:59,754
because we have... the meat fork.
57
00:01:59,822 --> 00:02:00,755
What?
58
00:02:00,823 --> 00:02:02,290
Our two-pronged defense.
59
00:02:02,357 --> 00:02:04,292
Not unlike a fork you would use
to flip a steak on a grill.
60
00:02:04,359 --> 00:02:05,326
It's a meat fork!
61
00:02:05,394 --> 00:02:06,761
Sam, explain the meat fork to them.
62
00:02:06,829 --> 00:02:08,629
Again, "meat fork" is fun,
63
00:02:08,697 --> 00:02:09,697
but under no circumstances should
64
00:02:09,765 --> 00:02:10,698
anyone say that in court.
65
00:02:10,766 --> 00:02:11,766
We have it if we need it.
66
00:02:11,834 --> 00:02:12,767
Tell them about the first prong.
67
00:02:12,835 --> 00:02:14,102
We have airtight alibis
68
00:02:14,169 --> 00:02:15,837
for the other three bank robberies
69
00:02:15,904 --> 00:02:17,305
you all are accused of.
70
00:02:17,372 --> 00:02:18,840
Yes, I pulled time sheets,
witness statements,
71
00:02:18,907 --> 00:02:19,974
and security footage.
72
00:02:20,042 --> 00:02:21,375
We can show that both
of you weren't present
73
00:02:21,443 --> 00:02:23,678
at any of the other robberies, except...
74
00:02:23,745 --> 00:02:26,013
March 12th. Still not
sure where Rosa was.
75
00:02:26,081 --> 00:02:27,048
And you never will be.
76
00:02:27,116 --> 00:02:28,616
Okay, reminder: privacy is cool,
77
00:02:28,684 --> 00:02:29,717
but if you don't tell us,
78
00:02:29,785 --> 00:02:31,719
we're gonna go to jail for a long time.
79
00:02:31,787 --> 00:02:33,054
Fine.
80
00:02:33,122 --> 00:02:34,655
I was at a "La La Land" sing-along.
81
00:02:34,723 --> 00:02:35,790
Really?
82
00:02:35,858 --> 00:02:36,958
- What's that?
- Enough.
83
00:02:37,025 --> 00:02:38,793
- Just move on to the next prong.
- Yep.
84
00:02:38,861 --> 00:02:41,062
Prosecution claims you
stole $26 million,
85
00:02:41,130 --> 00:02:43,064
but they can't trace that
money to you in any way.
86
00:02:43,132 --> 00:02:45,333
Yeah, I have negative
$73 in my bank account.
87
00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:46,501
Ba-boom!
88
00:02:46,568 --> 00:02:47,668
I'm somehow embarrassed and proud of you
89
00:02:47,736 --> 00:02:48,669
at the same time.
90
00:02:48,737 --> 00:02:49,871
Yeah, that's my sweet spot.
91
00:02:49,938 --> 00:02:50,872
Okay, so that's where we stand.
92
00:02:50,939 --> 00:02:52,340
Are there any questions or comments?
93
00:02:52,407 --> 00:02:53,908
Yes, there's something I'd like to say.
94
00:02:55,210 --> 00:02:56,177
Don't lose.
95
00:02:56,245 --> 00:02:58,012
Thought that was gonna be longer.
96
00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:59,814
- I loved it.
- It was perfect.
97
00:02:59,882 --> 00:03:02,650
Hey, Boyle. How you doing there, bud?
98
00:03:02,718 --> 00:03:04,352
I'm fine. I'm great.
99
00:03:04,419 --> 00:03:05,820
Well, I hear your mouth say that,
100
00:03:05,888 --> 00:03:07,989
but the rest of your head is
telling a different story.
101
00:03:08,056 --> 00:03:09,690
Feels like the stress
of the upcoming trial
102
00:03:09,758 --> 00:03:10,791
is starting to get to you.
103
00:03:10,859 --> 00:03:12,360
Oh, is this about my hair turning white?
104
00:03:12,427 --> 00:03:13,895
Yes, definitely.
105
00:03:13,962 --> 00:03:15,930
It's not just the head hair.
106
00:03:15,998 --> 00:03:17,899
It's all of it.
107
00:03:17,966 --> 00:03:20,067
All. Of. It.
108
00:03:20,135 --> 00:03:21,169
I get it.
109
00:03:21,236 --> 00:03:22,103
It's like an Eagles concert down there.
110
00:03:22,171 --> 00:03:23,137
Nothing but whites.
111
00:03:23,205 --> 00:03:25,006
Understood. You got white pubes.
112
00:03:25,073 --> 00:03:26,707
There's no need to stress out.
113
00:03:26,775 --> 00:03:27,942
The lawyer's very confident.
114
00:03:28,010 --> 00:03:29,076
Not good enough.
115
00:03:29,144 --> 00:03:30,678
I need to do everything
I can to save Jake.
116
00:03:30,746 --> 00:03:32,380
Charles, you're falling apart.
117
00:03:32,447 --> 00:03:34,015
And that's not helping anyone.
118
00:03:34,082 --> 00:03:35,383
You need to get your crap in order.
119
00:03:35,450 --> 00:03:41,022
Okay, you're right. I'll take a nap.
120
00:03:41,089 --> 00:03:43,891
I'll eat. I'll dye my pubes.
121
00:03:43,959 --> 00:03:44,926
You can dye all your hair.
122
00:03:44,993 --> 00:03:47,728
No. There's no time.
123
00:03:47,796 --> 00:03:50,431
Hey. Big day. How you feeling?
124
00:03:50,499 --> 00:03:51,632
Good. Good.
125
00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:52,867
I was just working on my innocent face.
126
00:03:52,935 --> 00:03:54,035
Check it out.
127
00:03:54,102 --> 00:03:55,736
"I'm a nice boy."
128
00:03:55,804 --> 00:03:56,737
Oh, no. I don't think that's doing
129
00:03:56,805 --> 00:03:57,772
what you want it to at all.
130
00:03:57,839 --> 00:03:59,740
Oh. Well, it doesn't matter,
131
00:03:59,808 --> 00:04:00,875
because my normal face
is my innocent face,
132
00:04:00,943 --> 00:04:01,976
because I'm innocent.
133
00:04:02,044 --> 00:04:04,045
I know. I just hope the jury knows too.
134
00:04:04,112 --> 00:04:05,146
Should we talk about what happens
135
00:04:05,214 --> 00:04:06,814
if they somehow find you guilty?
136
00:04:06,882 --> 00:04:07,815
That's not happening.
137
00:04:07,883 --> 00:04:08,950
But what we should talk about
138
00:04:09,017 --> 00:04:10,384
is how we're gonna celebrate when I win.
139
00:04:10,452 --> 00:04:12,920
I'm thinking we take a trip
to Paris or London, Rome,
140
00:04:12,988 --> 00:04:13,955
anywhere Jason Bourne
141
00:04:14,022 --> 00:04:15,156
has driven a car down some stairs.
142
00:04:15,224 --> 00:04:17,124
Paris sounds fun. Or we could just go
143
00:04:17,192 --> 00:04:18,492
somewhere we could actually afford.
144
00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:19,493
Oh, we can afford it.
145
00:04:19,561 --> 00:04:20,895
Don't forget I robbed a bank.
146
00:04:20,963 --> 00:04:23,097
I'm sitting on $26 million, baby!
147
00:04:23,165 --> 00:04:24,098
Excuse me?
148
00:04:24,166 --> 00:04:25,099
Oh! He's just kidding.
149
00:04:25,167 --> 00:04:26,100
Yeah, I'm innocent.
150
00:04:26,168 --> 00:04:27,235
You'll see when we get in there.
151
00:04:27,302 --> 00:04:29,470
Nice talking to you, Judge.
152
00:04:29,538 --> 00:04:30,905
Okay, you ready?
153
00:04:30,973 --> 00:04:32,106
Yeah.
154
00:04:34,142 --> 00:04:35,109
I love you.
155
00:04:35,177 --> 00:04:36,911
I know. Han Solo.
156
00:04:36,979 --> 00:04:38,012
Love you too.
157
00:04:39,314 --> 00:04:40,748
You got this.
158
00:04:42,050 --> 00:04:43,918
You got this.
159
00:04:43,986 --> 00:04:45,186
You got this.
160
00:04:46,221 --> 00:04:47,989
- Charles, you're...
- In a wheelchair, yep.
161
00:04:48,056 --> 00:04:49,957
My back gave out when I
was dyeing my pubes.
162
00:04:50,025 --> 00:04:51,525
I was only halfway done.
163
00:04:51,593 --> 00:04:52,927
I'm like Cruella de Vil down there.
164
00:04:52,995 --> 00:04:54,228
Okay, well,
165
00:04:54,296 --> 00:04:55,997
I need to go be on trial
for bank robbery now,
166
00:04:56,064 --> 00:04:57,198
so maybe we can talk about this later?
167
00:04:57,266 --> 00:04:59,267
Oh, right. Good luck.
168
00:04:59,334 --> 00:05:00,268
Good luck to you.
169
00:05:00,335 --> 00:05:01,469
- About the...
- Yes.
170
00:05:01,536 --> 00:05:02,803
Thank you.
171
00:05:02,871 --> 00:05:03,904
Okay.
172
00:05:05,173 --> 00:05:07,275
Psst! Hey, Jake.
173
00:05:07,342 --> 00:05:08,276
I got you. Don't worry about it.
174
00:05:08,343 --> 00:05:09,477
Really? How?
175
00:05:09,544 --> 00:05:11,946
Among my many, many, many skills,
176
00:05:12,014 --> 00:05:13,281
I'm fluent in face.
177
00:05:13,348 --> 00:05:14,815
I can tell you what the jury's thinking
178
00:05:14,883 --> 00:05:15,950
at any given moment.
179
00:05:16,018 --> 00:05:18,152
I see an eyebrow twitch, I'm like, "Oh."
180
00:05:18,220 --> 00:05:20,121
If their cheek has a certain tension,
181
00:05:20,188 --> 00:05:21,822
okay, that leads me a different way.
182
00:05:21,890 --> 00:05:23,257
Watch this.
183
00:05:23,325 --> 00:05:26,027
Scully, you're wondering if
anyone can smell your fart.
184
00:05:26,094 --> 00:05:28,562
The answer, my brother, is yes.
185
00:05:28,630 --> 00:05:29,830
She's a witch.
186
00:05:29,898 --> 00:05:31,132
What'd I tell you, boy? Trust me.
187
00:05:31,199 --> 00:05:33,000
- I got you.
- Okay.
188
00:05:33,068 --> 00:05:34,035
- Hey.
- Hey.
189
00:05:34,102 --> 00:05:36,070
I like your stupid courtroom clothes.
190
00:05:36,138 --> 00:05:37,238
Thanks.
191
00:05:37,306 --> 00:05:38,239
I like your stupid courtroom clothes.
192
00:05:38,307 --> 00:05:40,508
Thank you.
193
00:05:40,575 --> 00:05:42,076
You know, if you had asked
me back at the Academy
194
00:05:42,144 --> 00:05:43,978
where I wanted to be in 12 years,
195
00:05:44,046 --> 00:05:45,179
I definitely would have said right here.
196
00:05:45,247 --> 00:05:46,981
Same.
197
00:05:47,049 --> 00:05:47,982
Great.
198
00:05:48,050 --> 00:05:49,150
So it all worked out.
199
00:05:49,217 --> 00:05:50,518
End of story.
200
00:05:50,585 --> 00:05:53,187
All rise for the honorable
Judge Marinovich.
201
00:05:53,255 --> 00:05:54,889
Please. You may be seated.
202
00:05:54,956 --> 00:05:56,090
Court is in session.
203
00:05:56,158 --> 00:05:57,558
Now, Miss Crunder, you were in the bank
204
00:05:57,626 --> 00:05:58,859
at the time of the holdup.
205
00:05:58,927 --> 00:06:00,161
Did you see the robbers' faces?
206
00:06:00,228 --> 00:06:01,162
Plain as day.
207
00:06:01,229 --> 00:06:02,163
They're sitting right there.
208
00:06:02,230 --> 00:06:03,297
Let the record show,
209
00:06:03,365 --> 00:06:05,266
she's pointing at Jake
Peralta and Rosa Diaz.
210
00:06:05,334 --> 00:06:07,868
Okay, the jurors found
that super compelling.
211
00:06:07,936 --> 00:06:09,003
Just an update.
212
00:06:09,071 --> 00:06:10,438
Thanks, Gina.
213
00:06:10,505 --> 00:06:12,039
So, like, you're not making
a good first impression.
214
00:06:12,107 --> 00:06:13,040
Right. Thank you.
215
00:06:13,108 --> 00:06:14,041
No doubt.
216
00:06:15,344 --> 00:06:17,578
Hey. Don't worry. We got this.
217
00:06:17,646 --> 00:06:18,646
We still have our alibis.
218
00:06:18,714 --> 00:06:20,247
We weren't at the first three robberies.
219
00:06:20,315 --> 00:06:22,183
Sure, they weren't at the
first three robberies.
220
00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:23,951
But that's just so they'd
have airtight alibis.
221
00:06:24,019 --> 00:06:25,019
Uh-oh.
222
00:06:25,087 --> 00:06:26,020
They were only at the last robbery
223
00:06:26,088 --> 00:06:27,021
'cause we were short on manpower.
224
00:06:27,089 --> 00:06:28,556
Our other two guys disappeared.
225
00:06:28,623 --> 00:06:29,924
I think those bastards killed them.
226
00:06:29,991 --> 00:06:30,925
- Come on.
- What?
227
00:06:30,992 --> 00:06:32,193
Objection. Conjecture!
228
00:06:32,260 --> 00:06:34,061
Sustained. Sorry, you say it.
229
00:06:34,129 --> 00:06:35,196
Sustained.
230
00:06:35,263 --> 00:06:36,330
We both sounded equally authoritative.
231
00:06:36,398 --> 00:06:37,565
Prong one's not looking so great.
232
00:06:37,632 --> 00:06:39,100
Well, that's why we have second prong.
233
00:06:39,167 --> 00:06:40,201
They can't tie us to the money.
234
00:06:40,268 --> 00:06:43,037
Just this morning, my team uncovered
235
00:06:43,105 --> 00:06:44,905
two accounts from the Cayman Islands
236
00:06:44,973 --> 00:06:47,208
controlled by Diaz and Peralta
237
00:06:47,275 --> 00:06:51,045
containing $26 million between them.
238
00:06:51,113 --> 00:06:52,213
It's okay.
239
00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:53,614
She has no proof.
240
00:06:53,682 --> 00:06:55,583
These are the original applications
241
00:06:55,650 --> 00:06:58,619
for the accounts signed
by Diaz and Peralta.
242
00:06:58,687 --> 00:07:00,588
This is the affidavit
from the bank manager
243
00:07:00,655 --> 00:07:03,124
identifying them as the
owners of the account,
244
00:07:03,191 --> 00:07:05,960
and these are the deposit
slips for the entire amount.
245
00:07:06,027 --> 00:07:06,994
Oh, no. Rosa,
246
00:07:07,062 --> 00:07:07,995
we don't have any more prongs.
247
00:07:08,063 --> 00:07:08,996
We're prongless.
248
00:07:09,064 --> 00:07:10,164
Oh, and one more thing.
249
00:07:10,232 --> 00:07:11,232
They're guilty.
250
00:07:11,299 --> 00:07:12,500
No, we are not.
251
00:07:12,567 --> 00:07:14,235
Please don't address the jury, Mr.
Peralta.
252
00:07:14,302 --> 00:07:16,137
But... but... but...
253
00:07:16,204 --> 00:07:18,406
One more "but," and you
will be in contempt.
254
00:07:18,473 --> 00:07:19,940
"One more 'but'
and you're contempt,"
255
00:07:20,008 --> 00:07:21,075
name of your sex tape.
256
00:07:22,026 --> 00:07:23,681
Okay, I know it looks bad.
257
00:07:23,784 --> 00:07:25,719
But it also looked bad for
Liam Neeson in "The Grey."
258
00:07:25,786 --> 00:07:27,654
He got torn up by wolves in that movie.
259
00:07:27,722 --> 00:07:28,655
That's how it ends?
260
00:07:28,723 --> 00:07:29,756
Oh, man. That is depressing.
261
00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:31,558
Why would someone make
a movie about that?
262
00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:32,625
Okay, here's how the jury's feeling
263
00:07:32,693 --> 00:07:34,127
from left to right, L to R:
264
00:07:34,195 --> 00:07:36,663
not a fan of Jake, not of a fan of Rosa,
265
00:07:36,731 --> 00:07:38,565
not a fan of me, bathroom incident...
266
00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:39,933
We get it. They all hate us.
267
00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,134
In toto, yes.
268
00:07:41,202 --> 00:07:42,936
Some good news. I spoke to the judge,
269
00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:45,638
and he's giving us an extra day
to review the new evidence.
270
00:07:45,706 --> 00:07:46,806
What are they gonna find in one day?
271
00:07:46,874 --> 00:07:48,808
Face it, man, we are going to jail.
272
00:07:48,876 --> 00:07:50,810
We might as well start hiding
razor blades under our tongues.
273
00:07:50,878 --> 00:07:53,146
Here. You can have one of mine.
274
00:07:53,214 --> 00:07:54,614
How long has that been in there?
275
00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:55,982
- Since grade school.
- Yeah, that checks out.
276
00:07:56,050 --> 00:07:57,484
No one's going to jail.
We're gonna work this case,
277
00:07:57,551 --> 00:07:58,585
and we're gonna find something.
278
00:07:58,652 --> 00:07:59,719
You're not gonna sit back
279
00:07:59,787 --> 00:08:01,154
and resign yourselves to your fates.
280
00:08:01,222 --> 00:08:02,288
You're gonna take action.
281
00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:04,190
Now, Hawkins can destroy your alibis
282
00:08:04,258 --> 00:08:05,825
and put money in your accounts...
283
00:08:05,893 --> 00:08:06,960
Wait, sir.
284
00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,762
I think Hawkins just
made her first mistake.
285
00:08:08,829 --> 00:08:09,963
What are you talking about?
286
00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:11,064
Well, the money that she
put into our accounts
287
00:08:11,132 --> 00:08:13,199
didn't just appear out
of thin air, right?
288
00:08:13,267 --> 00:08:15,168
Right. It was transferred
in from somewhere.
289
00:08:15,236 --> 00:08:16,703
We just have to trace
it back to its source.
290
00:08:16,771 --> 00:08:18,505
Which would be Lieutenant Hawkins.
291
00:08:18,572 --> 00:08:19,706
But those are offshore accounts.
292
00:08:19,774 --> 00:08:20,907
We can't subpoena them.
293
00:08:20,975 --> 00:08:21,841
So we need to break in
to the bank's computers.
294
00:08:21,909 --> 00:08:22,842
We need a hacker.
295
00:08:22,910 --> 00:08:23,843
Does anyone know a hacker?
296
00:08:23,911 --> 00:08:24,844
Boyle does.
297
00:08:24,912 --> 00:08:26,179
I'm Boyle!
298
00:08:26,247 --> 00:08:27,847
I get to help!
299
00:08:27,915 --> 00:08:28,882
Oh, my God.
300
00:08:28,949 --> 00:08:31,217
I can feel my legs again.
301
00:08:33,254 --> 00:08:34,487
I can walk.
302
00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:35,855
Yes! It's a miracle kind of.
303
00:08:35,923 --> 00:08:37,524
See? When the Nine-Nine
304
00:08:37,591 --> 00:08:38,691
puts our brains together,
we can achieve anything.
305
00:08:38,759 --> 00:08:40,693
Hey, we should team up
and rob banks for real!
306
00:08:40,761 --> 00:08:42,862
You should stop talking in the hallway.
307
00:08:42,930 --> 00:08:44,864
Yep, copy that. Nice to see you.
308
00:08:44,932 --> 00:08:45,865
Okay, Boyle,
309
00:08:45,933 --> 00:08:47,100
tell us about your hacker.
310
00:08:47,168 --> 00:08:48,701
Okay, he goes by the handle "Pandemic,"
311
00:08:48,769 --> 00:08:50,637
and there's not a
network he can't crack.
312
00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:51,871
He's a phantom, a ghost.
313
00:08:51,939 --> 00:08:54,240
And only I know where to find him.
314
00:08:54,308 --> 00:08:55,708
Welcome to Hey, Hey, It's Wednesday's!,
315
00:08:55,776 --> 00:08:57,710
where it's never the weekend.
316
00:08:57,778 --> 00:08:59,512
Be right with ya.
317
00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:00,914
Are you sure about this hacker, Charles?
318
00:09:00,981 --> 00:09:02,649
I'm not getting a strong "Mr.
Robot" vibe
319
00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:03,650
from this place.
320
00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:04,751
Yeah, that's because the only thing
321
00:09:04,819 --> 00:09:07,220
Pandemic loves more
than hackin' computers
322
00:09:07,288 --> 00:09:09,756
is hackin' into a big old fried onion.
323
00:09:09,824 --> 00:09:10,924
Oh, there he is.
324
00:09:10,991 --> 00:09:13,860
Hey guys, welcome to the Quarantine.
325
00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:15,562
Help yourselves to some potstickers.
326
00:09:15,629 --> 00:09:16,629
Best eaten when hot.
327
00:09:16,697 --> 00:09:17,931
No thanks. Here are the account numbers
328
00:09:17,998 --> 00:09:19,699
for the bank where the money showed up.
329
00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:21,000
Now, we're in a real hurry.
330
00:09:21,068 --> 00:09:22,669
You think you can trace
it back to its source?
331
00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:24,270
Are you questioning my abilities?
332
00:09:24,338 --> 00:09:26,339
Watch this. What's your name?
333
00:09:26,407 --> 00:09:28,541
- Why do you need...
- Terrence Vincent Jeffords.
334
00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:29,776
Wait. What's happening?
335
00:09:29,844 --> 00:09:30,777
You're getting hacked, bro.
336
00:09:30,845 --> 00:09:32,045
That's what's happening.
337
00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,580
- Don't do that.
- I'm in your home computer.
338
00:09:33,647 --> 00:09:34,814
You are? Get out.
339
00:09:34,882 --> 00:09:36,783
You got a lot of songs
by Natalie Imbruglia.
340
00:09:36,851 --> 00:09:38,751
Uh, I bought those back in the '90s.
341
00:09:38,819 --> 00:09:39,819
Nope. Downloaded on Thursday.
342
00:09:39,887 --> 00:09:42,589
Okay, now watch the Pandemic spread.
343
00:09:42,656 --> 00:09:45,024
There's a document in here
that looks to be fan fiction
344
00:09:45,092 --> 00:09:46,793
for the show "Madam Secretary."
345
00:09:46,861 --> 00:09:48,027
Oh, Sarge, I didn't know
346
00:09:48,095 --> 00:09:49,929
you were a fan of the Madam.
347
00:09:49,997 --> 00:09:51,631
The show leaves Terry wanting more.
348
00:09:51,699 --> 00:09:53,032
I'm just filling in the gaps!
349
00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:54,701
Now get to hacking.
350
00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:57,270
Guys, I think I found something.
351
00:09:57,338 --> 00:09:58,404
Is it my heart medicine?
352
00:09:58,472 --> 00:10:00,039
My doctor said that if
I miss even one dose,
353
00:10:00,107 --> 00:10:01,307
I could have a massive stro...
354
00:10:01,375 --> 00:10:03,042
No, Scully, this is important.
355
00:10:03,110 --> 00:10:04,711
I was going through the arrest reports
356
00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:06,279
filed by everyone in Hawkins' squad.
357
00:10:06,347 --> 00:10:07,547
We already went over these.
358
00:10:07,615 --> 00:10:09,282
Right, but there was
one guy we didn't flag
359
00:10:09,350 --> 00:10:10,717
because he was never
the arresting officer:
360
00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,285
Detective Matthew Langdon.
361
00:10:12,353 --> 00:10:13,820
I think something went down
between him and Hawkins.
362
00:10:13,888 --> 00:10:15,588
Well, he had a stellar 14-year career
363
00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:16,890
Before joining Hawkins's squad.
364
00:10:16,957 --> 00:10:20,660
Then, three months later,
he quit the force entirely.
365
00:10:20,728 --> 00:10:22,595
He didn't just quit. He disappeared.
366
00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:23,930
No tax records. No known address.
367
00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:25,899
His wife filed a missing persons report.
368
00:10:25,966 --> 00:10:28,601
But after doing some
incredible sleuthing,
369
00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:30,069
I think I figured out where he is.
370
00:10:30,137 --> 00:10:31,604
Ames, how would you like to take
371
00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:32,972
a romantic trip to the town of...
372
00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,340
"Horseditch, Pennsylvania"?
373
00:10:34,408 --> 00:10:35,341
Ooh.
374
00:10:35,409 --> 00:10:36,409
The Paris of the mud belt?
375
00:10:36,477 --> 00:10:37,410
Oui, oui.
376
00:10:37,478 --> 00:10:38,678
Wee-wee.
377
00:10:38,746 --> 00:10:39,679
Anyway, it's huge stakes.
378
00:10:39,747 --> 00:10:40,747
We should get going.
379
00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:41,948
Good luck.
380
00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,483
Has anyone seen Diaz?
381
00:10:43,551 --> 00:10:44,784
She's supposed be looking into
the first two bank robberies.
382
00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:45,985
I saw her outside the courthouse.
383
00:10:46,053 --> 00:10:47,987
She gave me her jacket
384
00:10:48,055 --> 00:10:49,656
and her motorcycle helmet.
385
00:10:49,723 --> 00:10:51,324
Why would she give you
her favorite jacket?
386
00:10:51,392 --> 00:10:53,126
Because I'm a rebel, and we're in love.
387
00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:54,427
Doi.
388
00:10:57,731 --> 00:10:58,932
Diaz, I've been calling you.
389
00:10:58,999 --> 00:10:59,999
Why weren't you answering your phone?
390
00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:01,334
Don't have it.
391
00:11:01,402 --> 00:11:02,135
I charged it and stuck it
on a truck headed west.
392
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,403
What's with the suitcase?
393
00:11:03,405 --> 00:11:04,337
- Going to Malaysia.
- You're going to Malaysia?
394
00:11:04,339 --> 00:11:05,653
No, the suitcase
is going to Malaysia.
395
00:11:05,739 --> 00:11:06,439
I'm getting on a bus to Florida.
396
00:11:06,507 --> 00:11:07,473
What's in Florida?
397
00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:08,675
Airport. I'm flying to Argentina.
398
00:11:08,742 --> 00:11:10,009
- This is very complicated.
- Thank you.
399
00:11:10,077 --> 00:11:11,144
Adrian has a ranch in the Andes
400
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,512
where he goes when he's on the run.
401
00:11:12,580 --> 00:11:14,847
He's already there, getting
rid of the scorpions.
402
00:11:14,915 --> 00:11:16,683
adding more scorpions.
403
00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:18,151
I don't know. The
reception was real bad.
404
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:19,686
Diaz, I know you're scared,
405
00:11:19,753 --> 00:11:20,787
but things are starting to turn around.
406
00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:22,021
We're on the money trail,
407
00:11:22,089 --> 00:11:23,656
and we just found a new lead.
408
00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:25,024
With all due respect, sir,
409
00:11:25,092 --> 00:11:26,993
both you and I know that none
of that is gonna pan out.
410
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,828
And you said yourself
I should take action.
411
00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:30,697
So I am, in Argentina,
412
00:11:30,764 --> 00:11:32,131
surrounded by scorpions.
413
00:11:32,199 --> 00:11:33,366
Or not surrounded by scorpions.
414
00:11:33,434 --> 00:11:34,367
I'll find out when I get there.
415
00:11:34,435 --> 00:11:36,069
Look. I know you're innocent,
416
00:11:36,136 --> 00:11:38,037
but fleeing the country is a crime.
417
00:11:38,105 --> 00:11:39,672
I could arrest you right here.
418
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:40,907
Do it then.
419
00:11:42,943 --> 00:11:44,410
I didn't think so.
420
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:47,981
The mortgage is paid off.
421
00:11:48,048 --> 00:11:49,382
You can give the place
to whoever you want.
422
00:11:49,450 --> 00:11:50,483
I don't care.
423
00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:54,721
Actually, I do care.
424
00:11:54,788 --> 00:11:56,456
Don't give it to Hitchcock.
425
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:01,060
I'll have the Mid-Week Potato Leak soup,
426
00:12:01,128 --> 00:12:02,695
and he'll have a "There's Work Tomorrow
427
00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,530
So Be Cool Frozen Margarita."
428
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:06,699
Who are you?
429
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,134
You can call me Nightmare.
430
00:12:08,202 --> 00:12:10,003
But for check writing purposes,
it's Jennifer Huggins.
431
00:12:10,070 --> 00:12:11,404
The bank's encryption turned out to be
432
00:12:11,472 --> 00:12:12,839
more secure than I thought,
433
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:13,840
so I had to bring in a friend.
434
00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:15,908
Just tell us if this is impossible.
435
00:12:15,976 --> 00:12:17,076
We don't have a lot of time to waste,
436
00:12:17,144 --> 00:12:19,412
and we've been here, like,
five hours already.
437
00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:21,714
Huh. You don't think I can do this?
438
00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:22,915
Is it because I'm a woman?
439
00:12:22,983 --> 00:12:24,117
No, no, I didn't say that.
440
00:12:24,184 --> 00:12:25,718
- I think women are amazing.
- Thank you.
441
00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:26,919
And now I'm about to hack your world
442
00:12:26,987 --> 00:12:28,454
into pieces, old man.
443
00:12:28,522 --> 00:12:29,622
That'll show you.
444
00:12:29,690 --> 00:12:30,857
No. Just do the thing with the bank.
445
00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,425
- That'll show me.
- Whoa.
446
00:12:32,493 --> 00:12:34,861
Looks like someone was a
catalog model in Japan.
447
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,429
Whoa! Those boots.
448
00:12:36,497 --> 00:12:37,463
That slicker.
449
00:12:37,531 --> 00:12:39,032
The no pants.
450
00:12:39,099 --> 00:12:41,100
Who's the target audience
for these pics, Sarge?
451
00:12:41,168 --> 00:12:42,535
I was a starving student.
452
00:12:42,603 --> 00:12:44,737
Terry needed the yen!
453
00:12:45,305 --> 00:12:47,439
Babe, are you sure we're
in the right place?
454
00:12:47,507 --> 00:12:49,241
This looks like where
they shot "The Village."
455
00:12:49,309 --> 00:12:50,709
Amy, don't say things like that.
456
00:12:50,777 --> 00:12:52,278
You're gonna scare me. You know that.
457
00:12:52,345 --> 00:12:54,713
I think Langdon's wife's
been secretly visiting him.
458
00:12:54,781 --> 00:12:57,049
She posted a photo in
March of a snowstorm,
459
00:12:57,117 --> 00:12:58,951
but there was no snow in New York.
460
00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:01,954
The picture was geotagged right...
461
00:13:02,022 --> 00:13:03,255
here.
462
00:13:03,323 --> 00:13:04,990
"Flaxton Hill Farms."
463
00:13:05,058 --> 00:13:07,393
Check it out. There's a
car in the driveway.
464
00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:08,661
Somebody's home.
465
00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:12,398
Matthew Langdon? Are you there?
466
00:13:12,465 --> 00:13:14,733
We'd like to talk to you
about Melanie Hawkins.
467
00:13:16,036 --> 00:13:17,269
Whoa!
468
00:13:17,337 --> 00:13:18,237
Don't shoot!
469
00:13:18,305 --> 00:13:20,072
But seriously, don't. Don't shoot.
470
00:13:22,622 --> 00:13:25,411
If I were you I'd turn
around and start walking.
471
00:13:25,599 --> 00:13:28,868
Because in about three seconds,
I'm gonna start shooting.
472
00:13:28,936 --> 00:13:30,703
Oh, God. He did the gun cock.
473
00:13:30,771 --> 00:13:31,738
This is escalating much too quickly,
474
00:13:31,806 --> 00:13:32,772
and three seconds is not enough time...
475
00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:33,873
- Jake...
- Right, focus. Sorry.
476
00:13:33,941 --> 00:13:35,875
Sir, we know you worked with Hawkins.
477
00:13:35,943 --> 00:13:36,876
Did she send you here?
478
00:13:36,944 --> 00:13:37,877
- No.
- No.
479
00:13:37,945 --> 00:13:39,312
We're not with her.
480
00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:40,547
We're like the opposite of that.
481
00:13:40,614 --> 00:13:41,548
She set me and my friend up.
482
00:13:41,615 --> 00:13:42,549
We could go to jail.
483
00:13:42,616 --> 00:13:44,317
Why should I believe you?
484
00:13:44,385 --> 00:13:46,386
Look, if you let me slowly
reach into my jacket pocket,
485
00:13:46,454 --> 00:13:47,687
there's an article open on my phone
486
00:13:47,755 --> 00:13:50,557
that will explain everything.
487
00:13:50,624 --> 00:13:53,560
That's a video of a
monkey humping a frog.
488
00:13:53,627 --> 00:13:54,561
What?
489
00:13:54,628 --> 00:13:55,895
Oh. That's my bad.
490
00:13:55,963 --> 00:13:57,897
It was a long ride up
here, and I got bored.
491
00:13:57,965 --> 00:13:59,566
Here. Close that tab.
492
00:13:59,633 --> 00:14:00,533
That's the article.
493
00:14:00,601 --> 00:14:01,568
Hawkins ran you out of New York
494
00:14:01,635 --> 00:14:02,802
and took away your life.
495
00:14:02,870 --> 00:14:05,338
If you help us, maybe we
can help you get it back.
496
00:14:05,406 --> 00:14:07,407
Fine. I'll talk to you,
497
00:14:07,475 --> 00:14:09,742
but you gotta follow me; I
gotta go feed the hogs.
498
00:14:09,810 --> 00:14:10,743
Oh, my God, what are
you gonna feed them?
499
00:14:10,811 --> 00:14:11,744
Is it us?
500
00:14:11,812 --> 00:14:12,745
Corn.
501
00:14:12,813 --> 00:14:13,980
Hmm, corn.
502
00:14:14,048 --> 00:14:15,915
Maize, as there was at
the first Thanksgiving.
503
00:14:15,983 --> 00:14:16,916
- Jake.
- Right.
504
00:14:16,984 --> 00:14:17,917
Let's go talk.
505
00:14:17,985 --> 00:14:19,552
All right, guys.
506
00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:20,820
Let's order a round of "Hey, Hey,
507
00:14:20,888 --> 00:14:22,489
It's Light Beer, Light
Beer" and get into it.
508
00:14:22,556 --> 00:14:23,756
Um, who is this guy?
509
00:14:23,824 --> 00:14:25,425
These offshore banks
are incredibly secure,
510
00:14:25,493 --> 00:14:26,926
so we needed more manpower.
511
00:14:26,994 --> 00:14:28,595
But what makes you think
that he would be...
512
00:14:28,662 --> 00:14:30,763
Charles, don't talk.
513
00:14:30,831 --> 00:14:31,831
Do not challenge
514
00:14:31,899 --> 00:14:34,601
this very capable gentleman in any way.
515
00:14:34,668 --> 00:14:35,602
Just let him get to work.
516
00:14:35,669 --> 00:14:37,036
Okay, thanks.
517
00:14:37,104 --> 00:14:38,938
So you understand we're not
questioning your ability at all.
518
00:14:39,006 --> 00:14:40,240
Of course not.
519
00:14:40,307 --> 00:14:41,941
But I don't know you guys,
so just to be safe,
520
00:14:42,009 --> 00:14:44,611
I did dig up some dirt on
you to use as blackmail
521
00:14:44,678 --> 00:14:45,945
in case things go south.
522
00:14:46,013 --> 00:14:47,413
On both of us?
523
00:14:47,481 --> 00:14:48,515
- Just Terry Jeffords.
- Yup.
524
00:14:48,582 --> 00:14:50,550
Or should I say Sir-Dance-Alot?
525
00:14:50,618 --> 00:14:51,618
Oh, come on!
526
00:14:51,685 --> 00:14:53,153
Turn the volume up!
527
00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:55,588
Mommy can't hear us in Da Bassment.
528
00:14:55,656 --> 00:14:57,624
Oof. at's embarrassing.
529
00:14:57,691 --> 00:15:00,927
Sarge, you gotta
scrub-a-dub-dub that profile.
530
00:15:00,995 --> 00:15:03,630
Oof. It's pungent out here.
531
00:15:03,697 --> 00:15:04,864
It's so weird how food smells so good
532
00:15:04,932 --> 00:15:06,533
but farms smell so bad.
533
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,568
Yeah, I think that every day.
534
00:15:08,636 --> 00:15:09,936
So... Hawkins?
535
00:15:10,004 --> 00:15:12,805
I caught her taking payoffs
from a gang leader.
536
00:15:12,873 --> 00:15:14,607
When I confronted her about it,
537
00:15:14,675 --> 00:15:16,976
she said I could disappear
or she'd kill me.
538
00:15:17,044 --> 00:15:18,478
I see why you chose pig farming.
539
00:15:18,546 --> 00:15:19,546
It's better than death.
540
00:15:19,613 --> 00:15:20,813
Not during the spring thaw.
541
00:15:20,881 --> 00:15:22,882
Why? Does it smell even worse somehow?
542
00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,751
I was talking about the noises.
543
00:15:24,818 --> 00:15:26,486
It's pig mating season.
544
00:15:26,554 --> 00:15:28,655
What does that sound like,
a bunch of wet bagpipes?
545
00:15:28,722 --> 00:15:29,789
That's exactly it.
546
00:15:29,857 --> 00:15:31,958
- Oh. Nailed it.
- Hey. Yeah.
547
00:15:32,026 --> 00:15:32,859
The worst part about it is,
548
00:15:32,927 --> 00:15:34,827
I had to leave my wife behind.
549
00:15:34,895 --> 00:15:37,664
If Hawkins knew we were still together,
550
00:15:37,731 --> 00:15:38,998
I'm afraid she'll kill her.
551
00:15:39,066 --> 00:15:40,567
If you testify to this in court,
552
00:15:40,634 --> 00:15:43,636
it would back up everything
Jake and Rosa are saying.
553
00:15:43,704 --> 00:15:45,038
It could sway the jury.
554
00:15:45,105 --> 00:15:46,973
You could take Hawkins down
and get your life back.
555
00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:51,511
I've tangled with her enough
to know that she always wins.
556
00:15:51,579 --> 00:15:52,645
So it's a no.
557
00:15:52,713 --> 00:15:54,614
Come on. You're our last chance.
558
00:15:54,682 --> 00:15:55,815
I can't help you.
559
00:15:55,883 --> 00:15:57,584
That's final.
560
00:15:57,651 --> 00:15:58,785
Oh, my God.
561
00:16:03,591 --> 00:16:04,724
Is this seat taken?
562
00:16:06,026 --> 00:16:06,993
You really gonna do this, Diaz?
563
00:16:07,061 --> 00:16:08,695
My name is Rachel Weinstein.
564
00:16:08,762 --> 00:16:10,863
I am a graduate student on
sabbatical to study birds
565
00:16:10,931 --> 00:16:12,799
at the University of Buenos Aires.
566
00:16:12,866 --> 00:16:14,000
You know, Cornell has a far better
567
00:16:14,068 --> 00:16:15,635
ornithology department,
568
00:16:15,703 --> 00:16:17,470
and it's right here in New York.
569
00:16:17,538 --> 00:16:19,005
Cornell has accused me of robbing a bank
570
00:16:19,073 --> 00:16:21,040
and is gonna send me
to jail for 15 years.
571
00:16:21,108 --> 00:16:22,075
I guess we're dropping the metaphor.
572
00:16:22,142 --> 00:16:23,142
I don't know why you're here.
573
00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:24,043
You're not gonna change my mind.
574
00:16:24,111 --> 00:16:26,012
I know.
575
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,614
I just wanted to say good-bye.
576
00:16:27,681 --> 00:16:28,881
Okay. Good-bye.
577
00:16:28,949 --> 00:16:30,083
I hope you know your
family's gonna miss you.
578
00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:32,051
I don't care. I barely speak to them.
579
00:16:32,119 --> 00:16:34,554
I was talking about the Nine-Nine.
580
00:16:34,622 --> 00:16:36,589
Be safe, Rachel Weinstein.
581
00:16:40,894 --> 00:16:42,962
I guess now we have to
actually talk about
582
00:16:43,030 --> 00:16:44,897
what happens if the
jury finds me guilty.
583
00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:46,566
They still might not.
584
00:16:46,634 --> 00:16:47,734
We could still go to Paris.
585
00:16:47,801 --> 00:16:49,569
Forget Paris.
586
00:16:49,637 --> 00:16:50,970
Billy Crystal. Nailed it.
587
00:16:51,038 --> 00:16:51,971
I'll wait for you.
588
00:16:52,039 --> 00:16:53,072
And I'll keep fighting for you
589
00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:55,575
and so will everyone at the Nine-Nine.
590
00:16:55,643 --> 00:16:58,711
We'll do whatever it takes.
591
00:16:58,779 --> 00:17:00,513
I love you.
592
00:17:00,581 --> 00:17:01,648
I love you.
593
00:17:01,715 --> 00:17:02,849
Okay.
594
00:17:02,916 --> 00:17:04,584
Let's go back to New York.
595
00:17:04,652 --> 00:17:05,685
You can choose the music.
596
00:17:05,753 --> 00:17:07,520
Just put on anything by Enya.
597
00:17:07,588 --> 00:17:09,722
No, not anything. "Orinoco
Flow." On repeat.
598
00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:11,090
Okay.
599
00:17:11,158 --> 00:17:12,158
Wait.
600
00:17:14,728 --> 00:17:15,762
I'm coming with you.
601
00:17:15,829 --> 00:17:17,530
You are? You'll testify?
602
00:17:17,598 --> 00:17:19,098
Hawkins has cost me and my wife
603
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:21,000
too many years of happiness.
604
00:17:21,068 --> 00:17:23,102
I'm not gonna let her
do the same to you.
605
00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:24,937
Thank you so much.
606
00:17:25,005 --> 00:17:26,039
Well, I'm gonna grab my stuff,
607
00:17:26,106 --> 00:17:27,940
and I'll get a few CDs.
608
00:17:28,008 --> 00:17:29,575
Hope you like Enya.
609
00:17:30,445 --> 00:17:33,482
Matthew Langdon, you and
I are vibing so hard!
610
00:17:39,023 --> 00:17:40,750
Where are Jack and Rosa?
611
00:17:40,804 --> 00:17:41,737
I don't know.
612
00:17:41,805 --> 00:17:42,738
I'm getting worried,
613
00:17:42,806 --> 00:17:43,739
because the jury's getting restless,
614
00:17:43,807 --> 00:17:44,974
especially juror number 4.
615
00:17:45,042 --> 00:17:46,642
She'd rather be in Lake Havasu
616
00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:47,943
with her new boyfriend, Derek.
617
00:17:48,011 --> 00:17:49,278
I didn't get that from her face.
618
00:17:49,346 --> 00:17:51,580
I was eavesdropping by the
vending machine, so...
619
00:17:51,648 --> 00:17:53,049
I just got a text from Peralta.
620
00:17:53,116 --> 00:17:54,750
- He's a few minutes away.
- And Diaz?
621
00:17:54,818 --> 00:17:56,452
Perhaps a bit more than
a few minutes away.
622
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:57,887
- I think there's a chance...
- I'm here!
623
00:17:57,954 --> 00:17:58,988
Sorry, traffic was a nightmare
624
00:17:59,056 --> 00:18:00,956
coming back from Philadelphia...
625
00:18:01,024 --> 00:18:02,892
cheesesteak restaurant.
626
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:04,460
They do breakfast. It checks out.
627
00:18:04,528 --> 00:18:05,995
Okay.
628
00:18:08,799 --> 00:18:10,032
So what happened?
629
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:11,967
I guess I wasn't ready to
say good-bye to my family.
630
00:18:12,035 --> 00:18:14,804
Good.
631
00:18:14,871 --> 00:18:16,939
Neither were we.
632
00:18:17,007 --> 00:18:19,008
Now what I'm picking up on
is just a genuine moment
633
00:18:19,076 --> 00:18:21,911
of friendship and respect.
634
00:18:21,978 --> 00:18:23,979
And now I'm feeling like
635
00:18:24,047 --> 00:18:25,915
you wish I would stop analyzing you
636
00:18:25,982 --> 00:18:27,717
'cause I'm ruining the moment.
637
00:18:29,086 --> 00:18:30,019
But you guys are so cute.
638
00:18:30,087 --> 00:18:31,253
I love you.
639
00:18:31,321 --> 00:18:33,956
All rise for the honorable
Judge Marinovich.
640
00:18:34,024 --> 00:18:35,925
Please, be seated. The
court is in session.
641
00:18:35,992 --> 00:18:37,693
Counselor, where is Mr. Peralta?
642
00:18:37,761 --> 00:18:38,928
Objection!
643
00:18:41,998 --> 00:18:49,038
♪
644
00:18:49,106 --> 00:18:50,773
Mr. Peralta,
645
00:18:50,841 --> 00:18:52,875
what is the meaning of this?
646
00:18:52,943 --> 00:18:55,044
Your Honor, I'd like to
call a surprise witness.
647
00:18:55,112 --> 00:18:56,512
You're not an attorney.
648
00:18:56,580 --> 00:18:58,848
Right. Sam, call a surprise witness.
649
00:18:58,915 --> 00:19:00,683
Okay. Uh...
650
00:19:00,751 --> 00:19:02,885
We'd like to call a surprise witness.
651
00:19:02,953 --> 00:19:04,820
The jury's like, "Oh, snap, a twist."
652
00:19:04,888 --> 00:19:05,855
Like, they love twists.
653
00:19:05,922 --> 00:19:07,890
Any great trial has a twist.
654
00:19:07,958 --> 00:19:08,958
I'm getting worried.
655
00:19:09,025 --> 00:19:10,092
We're running out of time.
656
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,827
It's fine. This place is open 24-5.
657
00:19:11,895 --> 00:19:13,529
Only closed on weekends.
658
00:19:13,597 --> 00:19:14,864
Such a strange theme for a restaurant.
659
00:19:14,931 --> 00:19:16,532
Agreed. But that's not what I meant.
660
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:17,900
Did you guys find anything yet?
661
00:19:17,968 --> 00:19:19,802
Yes. Terry made a sizable purchase
662
00:19:19,870 --> 00:19:21,837
at an Etsy store that
sells anklets for men.
663
00:19:21,905 --> 00:19:23,873
Sharon thinks they're sexy.
664
00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:25,875
Oh, come on! Focus on the case, man.
665
00:19:25,942 --> 00:19:27,042
Hey, hey, hey! I'm in!
666
00:19:27,110 --> 00:19:28,878
Can you state your name for the record?
667
00:19:28,945 --> 00:19:30,746
My name is Matthew Langdon.
668
00:19:30,814 --> 00:19:32,715
Mr. Langdon, do you
know Melanie Hawkins?
669
00:19:32,783 --> 00:19:37,586
Yes. I worked for her for
three months in 2010.
670
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:38,854
And you are a retired...
671
00:19:38,922 --> 00:19:41,023
NYPD detective, correct?
672
00:19:41,091 --> 00:19:42,558
Yes, I served for 14 years.
673
00:19:42,626 --> 00:19:43,659
Gotcha!
674
00:19:45,228 --> 00:19:46,595
Sorry.
675
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:47,897
Proceed.
676
00:19:47,964 --> 00:19:48,931
The money that was deposited
677
00:19:48,999 --> 00:19:49,899
was routed through five banks.
678
00:19:49,966 --> 00:19:51,934
Now, I can't link it to Hawkins,
679
00:19:52,002 --> 00:19:54,570
but the original transfer
came from this shell corp.
680
00:19:54,638 --> 00:19:55,905
- Huh.
- Doesn't ring a bell.
681
00:19:55,972 --> 00:19:57,072
I'll text the squad,
682
00:19:57,140 --> 00:19:58,707
see if anyone recognizes it.
683
00:19:58,775 --> 00:20:01,076
"Flaxton Hill Holdings."
684
00:20:02,813 --> 00:20:04,680
"Flaxton Hill"?
685
00:20:04,748 --> 00:20:05,714
Oh, no.
686
00:20:05,782 --> 00:20:08,017
Flaxton Hill Farms.
687
00:20:08,084 --> 00:20:09,185
Jake! Jake! Jake!
688
00:20:09,252 --> 00:20:10,252
This was a mistake.
689
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,587
We have to get Langdon
off the stand now.
690
00:20:11,655 --> 00:20:12,721
What? Why?
691
00:20:12,789 --> 00:20:13,789
And how would you
describe the Lieutenant?
692
00:20:13,857 --> 00:20:14,790
He works for Hawkins.
693
00:20:14,858 --> 00:20:16,592
He put the money in the accounts.
694
00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:17,760
Oh, no.
695
00:20:17,828 --> 00:20:19,061
Melanie Hawkins
696
00:20:19,129 --> 00:20:21,730
was the most honorable
cop I ever worked with.
697
00:20:21,798 --> 00:20:23,933
And the only reason that I'm here
698
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,135
is because of that man, Jake Peralta.
699
00:20:26,203 --> 00:20:31,607
He offered me $300,000 to lie
and say that she set 'em up.
700
00:20:33,944 --> 00:20:35,878
Okay, okay, this is bad.
This is really bad.
701
00:20:35,946 --> 00:20:38,614
But just remember, we
are not going to jail.
702
00:20:38,682 --> 00:20:40,616
We didn't do it. We're innocent.
703
00:20:40,684 --> 00:20:41,650
Guilty.
704
00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:42,918
On all charges.
705
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,154
Oh.
706
00:20:45,222 --> 00:20:46,822
Guilty.
707
00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:48,123
Very cool.
708
00:20:48,191 --> 00:20:50,793
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool, cool, cool.
709
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:54,214
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool, cool, cool.
710
00:20:54,216 --> 00:20:57,355
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool, cool, cool.
711
00:20:58,180 --> 00:20:59,180
Cool.
712
00:21:01,236 --> 00:21:02,503
Fremulon.
713
00:21:03,173 --> 00:21:05,174
- Not a doctor.
- Shh!